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♪
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Ow!
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Shit!
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Assholes!
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We got a couple of
prime assholes here.
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We’re trying to have
a tropical nap here!
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You know those starfish scare
the shit right out of us!
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You know that
for a fact!
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Yeah,
those star-shaped fish,
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they scare the shit
all the way out of us!
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[ Coughs ]
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All right, laugh it up,
you fat, boring shitskies.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Beeper buzzes, beeps ]
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Is it the Throat Ripper?
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It could be
the Throat Ripper!
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Is it that shitsky,
the Throat Ripper?
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It’s likely
it’s the Throat Ripper!
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Is it the shitsky who likes
to rip the whole throat out?
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Okay!
It’s the Throat Ripper!
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You shitsky, I’ve got
the yellow froth again.
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I can see that,
you crooked-nosed shitsky.
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♪
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[ Telephone rings ]
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Get to work!
Get to work!
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Get to work!
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There’s a twat
in that room over there
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who claims to know
the Throat Ripper!
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But he want $1 million
for the information!
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He’s ripping out
throats of sunbathers
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trying to enjoy their
vacation on the beach!
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I want one large pan
of boiling water,
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1 cup of salt,
2 cups of sugar,
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and I want a sewing kit.
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-Uh!
-Now!
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Oh,
that actually hurts!
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Wait a minute!
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I sincerely hope
you are not going to repeat
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the face-boiling incident
of last July.
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That was a one-time deal,
Primetime!
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No more boiling faces!
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Do you want to catch
the Throat Ripper or not?!
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I mean, this shitsky
rips out throats.
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Is that all right?
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What happened
to the old Meechy?
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If I’m not mistaken,
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didn’t he once shit
down a suspect’s throat?
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That was private,
Primetime.
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And please do not lose your cool
in this most dank of corridors.
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Well, maybe you’re
the Throat Ripper.
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If I was
the Throat Ripper,
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I wouldn’t be busting
my butt all day
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trying to catch
the Throat Ripper.
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They are so stupid.
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But I like them.
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How about you?
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Andre.
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I need one large pan
of boiling water,
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1 cup of salt,
and 2 cups of sugar.
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Now, Meechy, I think I know
what this signifies.
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♪
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Ah!
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Who’s the Throat Ripper?
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I want $1 million,
and then I talk.
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Cocksure asshole.
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You’re a pretty cocksure
asshole, aren’t you?
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Yes.
I’m a cocksure asshole
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and one who wants
to be
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$1 million U.S. richer
immediately.
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This water, thanks to
a secret blend of minerals
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and glucose sugars,
is hotter than igneous lava.
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Who cares?
Wait, hang on.
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Really?
Is it really that hot?
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No comment.
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-Well, is it?!
-Yes, it is!
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Well, then, who cares?
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If you don’t tell me
who the Throat Ripper is,
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you will care!
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By the way, you’re not
allowed to grab my head
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and dunk it into this hot --
wait!
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Wait, no,
I’m Scottish!
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I want a shiny pork face
for lunch!
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Want some more?
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I require $1 million U.S.
immediately.
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Ah!
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[ Gurgling ]
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Oh, wait.
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I’m going back
to Daddy’s house.
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You’ll never be a cop,
because you’re a coward!
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I’m a cop,
and I get results.
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Because I’m tough!
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That’s why they call me
"Tough Doug,
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the Dark Dong
of the Donkey Dong."
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This banana cold
is delicious.
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Ahh!
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Nana!
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Man screaming ]
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Oh, Daddy,
it’s getting hot in here.
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Sewing kit, now!
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Tell me
who the Throat Ripper is
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or I start
busting pustules,
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right up in your grille.
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Oh, piss off, pally!
I’m from Scotland!
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You wouldn’t dare burst
pustules up in my grille.
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Do not burst pustules
up in his grille!
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Remember what
happened last time!
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No! No, no!
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[ Screams ]
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All right,
I’ll talk, I’ll talk!
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I’ll talk!
Ah! [ Sobs ]
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Who’s the Throat Ripper?!
Who?!
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I don’t know his name,
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but he’s at
Aggy’s Beachcombers Bar
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every day at 6:00 P.M.
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Let’s go!
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Wait a minute!
You have to come visit me
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in my mother’s place
in Madrid.
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Ew. ¿Que paso?
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[ Coughs ]
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[ Engine starts ]
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[ Coughing ]
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Are your bronchi okay,
Primetime?
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You don’t look so good.
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Drive or I blow your damn
proboscis clean off!
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Drive! Drive!
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♪
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What’s that man doing
in the road, Primetime?
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It’s a damn bandit, hoping
we stop so he can rip us off.
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Damn shitsky bandits.
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Trust me, only bandits wear
those expensive gold boots.
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Go on,
speed up, go, go, go!
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[ Engine revs ]
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What is that?
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Yeah, that is the bandit’s
large intestines.
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Wait a minute,
we just got funky.
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♪
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What in the name
of Little Lord Pissed A Pot
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are you doing with that bandit’s
gastrointestinal tract,
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my good sir?
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I’m gonna use it
as a weapon
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to kill the damn Throat Ripper,
my good sir.
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♪
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Cocky Rico,
you’re under arrest.
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-For what?
-For being the Throat Ripper.
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[ Chuckles ]
I am not the Throat Ripper.
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You rip throats,
and you know it.
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[ Singing in foreign language ]
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Oh, cocksure asshole,
aren’t you?
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Who, me?
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How is Paula, by the way?
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Is she still a horny,
wild witch?
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You keep Paula
out of this!
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Don’t listen to him,
Primetime.
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Paula is gone.
Paula is long gone, now.
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I’m the reason she’s gone.
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I buggered her
up her banana hole.
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She had to leave the island,
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’cause she became
addicted to nights
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in my schlong-alious
mobile home.
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Yes!
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I was renting a chrome RV
for the whole of last summer.
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It was a sex wagon.
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I bonked her,
ha, ha, ha, ha,
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against every wall,
hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo,
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in every position I know, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I even bonked her
against the ceiling
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in a harness made for me
by my friend Seedy Dave,
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who manufactured it
specifically for athletic,
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ambitious, lip-smacking
sex in midair!
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Ooh.
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Did I remember to put rubber
sheeting down on the floor,
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because she hashtag squirted?
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Uh, yep!
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She hashtag many, many,
many, many times squirted.
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I don’t want to hear
about the squirting!
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Come closer.
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I cut you with knife.
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Ahh!
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Ah!
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Oh, God!
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Oh! [ Gags ] Oh!
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Oh! Not my finger!
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Ow! Oh!
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No!
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Okay!
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I put a ball in your
girlfriend’s banana hole!
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But I am not
the Throat Ripper!
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[ Coughs ]
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Bye-bye,
you flaming shitsky!
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[ Gags ]
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Throat Ripper is dead.
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There’ll be
no more throats ripped.
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Except for this one.
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Ha!
Bye-bye!
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[ Laughs ]
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What happened
to my friend?
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Uh, your friend was
the Throat Ripper.
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Oh,
what absolute rubbish!
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Cocky Rico ripped
all the throats.
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Now, you listen to me.
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Me and Cocky Rico
are both members
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of the Aggy’s Beachcombers Bar
Choir.
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And while the Throat Ripper
murders were taking place,
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we were crooning songs
to a moonlit ocean.
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Cocky Rico was innocent.
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And 20 of our choir members
can tell you this exact story.
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-Is that really true?
-Trust me.
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Cocky Rico had a singing voice
like melting honey.
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Well,
even cops make mistakes.
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I need a drinkis.
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Can we buy you a drinkis,
at least?
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Yes,
I would like a drinkis.
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♪
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Wow. I only went
for a big pee.
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Well, Crab Hands,
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I think we gonna need
three tropical cocktails.
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-Uh, sure thing, Meechy.
-Oh, yeah, and, Crab Hands,
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can we get
some chopped fruit
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and some crushed ice, you know,
all the accoutrements?
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Tell you what, I’ll give
you the full service
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on one of my
signature cool trays.
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Does that makes sense?
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Uh, yeah,
it most definitely does.
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♪
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I’ve never seen you
around here before.
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Who are you?
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They have a song that perfectly
encapsulates who they are
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and where they’re from.
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What? A song?
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Really, Crab Hands?
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Are you really ripping me
a new arsehole?
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Firstly, there’s been
quite enough
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ripping going on here today.
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Secondly, Crab Hands
does not lie.
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Guys, I gave you one of
my cool trays on the house.
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Do the song for her.
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[ To the tune of "Bad to the
Bone" ] ♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ We came from
the mainland ♪
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♪ Cops,
but friends first ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ We seen some bad shit,
we had to get away ♪
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♪ We had to baby, baby, baby,
and that’s no lie ♪
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♪ Sugarbaby pop-doc,
a-ding-dong ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Now we’re on an island
so far away ♪
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♪ So far, so far from all
the winky-binky bong-bong home ♪
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♪ Which was shit ♪
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♪ Yeah,
home was really shit ♪
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You got a little blood
on those crab hands, Crab Hands.
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I’ve been ripping the guts
out of fish all day.
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-Ripping?
-Ripping.
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-Ripping.
-Ripping.
255
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,198
Rip, rip, rip.
256
00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:30,330
Drive! Drive! Faster!
Faster, faster!
257
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:33,033
♪
258
00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,561
Now, that is most
definitely a bandit.
259
00:13:35,561 --> 00:13:37,330
Look at the gold boots.
260
00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:48,726
♪
261
00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:52,165
And they said
I wouldn’t catch it.
262
00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:57,627
What we both need now
263
00:13:57,627 --> 00:13:59,561
is some quality time
264
00:13:59,561 --> 00:14:00,363
with our precious boys.
265
00:14:00,363 --> 00:14:06,033
Hmm. Followed by that
most elusive of things...
266
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,297
Both:
A good night’s sleep.
267
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:13,330
[ Both laugh ]
268
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:16,429
What in the name
of shit cream is this?!
269
00:14:16,429 --> 00:14:20,429
Some kind of curly joint
and rum party?
270
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:23,396
You’re both 14 years old.
You’re children.
271
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,495
Maybe if you spent
some time with us,
272
00:14:25,495 --> 00:14:28,363
we wouldn’t need to get
exceedingly high nights.
273
00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,627
Hey, we’re busting
our asses out there!
274
00:14:31,627 --> 00:14:32,297
We’re good cops!
275
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:36,297
You’re just a couple
of boring, fat shitskies!
276
00:14:36,297 --> 00:14:40,297
-You’re shit-dads.
-Deadbeat dads.
277
00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:46,429
You just spoke your famous,
last out-the-bum word,
278
00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:50,759
you fat, useless,
tiny-dick shitsky.
279
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:54,462
No, no, Primetime, no shooting.
Just words.
280
00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:57,429
Call me
"deadbeat dad" again.
281
00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,363
-No.
-Say it!
282
00:14:59,363 --> 00:15:02,033
-No!
-Say it.
283
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,462
Fine.
You’re a deadbeat dad.
284
00:15:03,462 --> 00:15:06,297
We see you for three days
every six months,
285
00:15:06,297 --> 00:15:08,297
because you’re always
out chasing criminals.
286
00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:12,495
So, yeah, you’re a deadbeat dad
and a complete cocker-wokker.
287
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,132
There, I said the word
"cocker-wokker."
288
00:15:15,132 --> 00:15:19,495
Hey. Nobody should say
the word "cocker-wokker."
289
00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:22,231
[ Gun cocks ]
290
00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:28,462
[ Gunshots ]
291
00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:30,594
[ Both crying ]
292
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,429
Why’d you make me cry?
293
00:15:33,429 --> 00:15:36,132
[ Beeper buzzes, beeps ]
294
00:15:36,132 --> 00:15:36,396
Shit.
295
00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:40,726
Now a bunch of legs have been
found under an old lady’s bed.
296
00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:46,297
[ Both laugh ]
297
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:53,099
Nobody come in!
Private in here!
298
00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:54,429
Legs everywhere.
299
00:15:54,429 --> 00:15:56,033
Primetime: You better start
talking, old lady.
300
00:15:56,033 --> 00:16:00,330
I’m not saying shit
till my sexy lawyer gets here!
301
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:03,297
Primetime, you’re not yourself!
Stop it!
302
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:04,495
How’d these legs get here?
303
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,495
I’ve never seen
those legs before!
304
00:16:07,495 --> 00:16:09,066
My partner’s
over the edge here.
305
00:16:09,066 --> 00:16:12,495
You’d better tell him what
he wants to know, and quick.
306
00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:14,363
Ahh!
307
00:16:14,363 --> 00:16:16,264
[ Growls ]
308
00:16:16,264 --> 00:16:17,363
Hey, you!
309
00:16:17,363 --> 00:16:18,198
I know you!
310
00:16:18,198 --> 00:16:22,330
You’re the crooked cop
that killed Paula!
311
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:25,165
Meechy:
Primetime, no, no, no, no!
312
00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,495
Primetime! Don’t listen to her!
313
00:16:26,495 --> 00:16:29,330
Don’t listen to her!
-[ Screaming ]
314
00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:30,495
Burn!
315
00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:34,000
Burn, old lady, fry!
316
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:38,396
[ Screaming, crying ]
317
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:42,627
I shall see you
on Terror Mountain!
318
00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:52,165
Asses off the car, ladies!
319
00:16:52,165 --> 00:16:53,726
Now, please?
320
00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:54,363
[ Slurping ]
321
00:16:54,363 --> 00:16:59,396
We are drinking
big-ass shakes.
322
00:16:59,396 --> 00:17:02,363
I’ve killed before.
323
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:05,429
And he will kill again.
324
00:17:05,429 --> 00:17:07,363
I am sure.
325
00:17:07,363 --> 00:17:09,297
But be a decent man
326
00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:14,561
and let us finish
our big-ass shakes.
327
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:19,396
Primetime, let ’em finish
they big-ass shakes.
328
00:17:19,396 --> 00:17:24,396
This is a delicious
big-ass shake!
329
00:17:24,396 --> 00:17:25,264
Okay.
330
00:17:25,264 --> 00:17:31,066
Hurry up and finish
your big-ass shakes!
331
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:33,693
[ Slurping ]
332
00:17:36,198 --> 00:17:39,462
Hurry up and finish
your big-ass shakes!
333
00:17:39,462 --> 00:17:41,363
♪
334
00:17:41,363 --> 00:17:43,396
Look, there’s something
hairy in the road.
335
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:50,198
I can see that,
you damn shitsky.
336
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:54,330
Stop.
337
00:18:03,561 --> 00:18:04,660
Good evening.
338
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,462
I’m here to formally
introduce myself.
339
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,132
My name is
Mr. Sebastian Lyon.
340
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,198
Lyon, spelled L-Y-O-N,
341
00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:14,297
like the French city,
Lyon.
342
00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:17,627
But you can simply
call me The Proud Lion.
343
00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:21,132
You’ll be seeing
a lot more of me.
344
00:18:21,132 --> 00:18:23,363
I am a criminal.
345
00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:25,297
Are you
the Throat Ripper?
346
00:18:25,297 --> 00:18:26,429
No.
347
00:18:26,429 --> 00:18:28,693
-Yeah, you are.
-I most certainly am not.
348
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,495
-I think you are.
-Listen to me. I’m not.
349
00:18:31,495 --> 00:18:33,627
You are.
I can sense it.
350
00:18:33,627 --> 00:18:35,264
I’m really not, actually.
351
00:18:35,264 --> 00:18:37,429
You are, you are.
I can sense it.
352
00:18:37,429 --> 00:18:40,528
I’m not, you wanker.
You absolute wanker.
353
00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:45,297
You’re a wanker!
354
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:53,462
All right,
I believe you.
355
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:57,627
How about we arrest
your proud lion ass right now,
356
00:18:57,627 --> 00:19:01,297
you long-tailed,
woolly-headed shitsky?
357
00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:02,528
You want to arrest me?
358
00:19:02,528 --> 00:19:11,561
Then find me at the top of
Terror Mountain!
359
00:19:11,561 --> 00:19:21,726
Roar!
360
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:28,198
Captain Solomon says for us
never to go to Terror Mountain.
361
00:19:28,198 --> 00:19:29,561
King Skull
lives over there.
362
00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:32,528
I know what they say about
Terror Mountain, Meechy.
363
00:19:32,528 --> 00:19:35,726
I’ve been on the island
as long as you have.
364
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:37,429
-Mm.
-Well.
365
00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:43,132
And King Skull, he’s --
he’s just a myth, right?
366
00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:47,363
[ Coughs ]
367
00:19:47,363 --> 00:19:49,297
Oh, here comes the cough.
368
00:19:49,297 --> 00:19:52,297
[ Coughing ]
369
00:20:06,594 --> 00:20:09,693
[ Sighs ]
370
00:20:09,693 --> 00:20:11,594
Ah, shit!
371
00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:17,165
I just caught your loogie!
372
00:20:17,165 --> 00:20:19,297
I done a loogie, Meechy.
373
00:20:19,297 --> 00:20:23,297
[ Laughs ]
374
00:20:31,429 --> 00:20:32,297
[ Snoring ]
375
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:36,429
[ Telephone ringing ]
376
00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:38,429
[ Snoring continues ]
377
00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:41,462
Answer the phone!
378
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,561
Captain: Get your asses
to the beach right now!
379
00:20:47,561 --> 00:20:49,297
-Oh, Captain.
-Come on!
380
00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:50,297
-Captain, slow down.
-Get on it!
381
00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:53,495
-Calm down, Captain.
-Get your asses to the beach!
382
00:20:53,495 --> 00:20:58,363
Get your asses to
the beach right now!
383
00:20:58,363 --> 00:21:01,693
Get on it! Come on!
384
00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:05,429
Get your asses
to the beach!
385
00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:10,726
Get your asses to
the beach immediately!
386
00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:14,594
Now! Please!
387
00:21:21,297 --> 00:21:23,462
[ Slurping ]
388
00:21:26,429 --> 00:21:29,462
Disgusting!
389
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:56,297
♪
390
00:21:56,297 --> 00:22:02,297
Captain: There is more than
one Throat Ripper!
391
00:22:03,627 --> 00:22:09,693
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