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- Previously on

"the real housewives
of beverly hills"...

- Welcome to my new beginning.
- This is incredible.

- Oh, my god!
[laughs]

take me, take me, take me.
Oh, lord.

- Teddi's not my type normally.

I've never done
a lesbian thing.

- I haven't either, like--

- I was with a couple.
- [gasps]

- you dated a couple?

- I heard you guys arguing
about threesomes.

- I'm very sorry.

- No, mom, we were dying
of laughter.

It's fine.

- Moving forward, they won't be
within earshot of this group.

- You're using the kids
to make us somehow feel bad.

- I'm sorry.
That's mom shaming.

- Kyle talks at us, not to us,

and she doesn't ----ing listen.

- Do you ever let people talk?

- I want you to talk
but not to be an asshole.

[laughter]

- you're clearly still upset
about santa barbara.

- There's a ----ing line.
I'm done.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- denise, you can't leave.

- Guys, I am leaving
'cause you guys

are crossing the ----ing line.

I'm leaving.
- That's so silly, denise.

- We're leaving.
Baby, stand up.

We're leaving.
Get up.

- As long as you feel
good about yourselves,

all of you.
- Denise.

- They're on--

I'm going to crush
your ----ing hand.

- Denise, it's so silly
to leave like this.

- Well, sh-- happens.

- Denise, aaron.

- I feel really bad.
- Whatever.

You know what?
She doesn't wanna be honest.

- I'm gonna call the driver.
- Everybody's leaving now.

- Wait, let me go.
- I don't know what to say.

- I've known denise
a long time.

When she has an issue,
she hides.

She runs.

Are you okay?

- I'm gonna talk
to you privately.

- Okay.

- I don't wanna talk to you
with all of that.

- All right.

- If all these women
kept coming after lisa,

I would step in and I would
defend her and have her back

because she's my friend,
but she

is not doing that for me.

- What happened?
- I'm sure they'll fill you in.

- Why don't you fill me in?

- Okay.

- He deals with ----ing cancer.
I cannot, like--

- I don't wanna sit here.
- This is so ----ing stupid.

- It's ridiculous.
- I can't do it.

- I understand.
- I cannot subject him to this.

- Who cares about this sh--?
Really, it doesn't matter.

- He deals with people dying
of ----ing cancer.

- I know.
- I can't do this.

- I can't.
- I don't think they know that.

- So this takes away
the inflammation?

- Great technology, simple.

It heats the hand up
to 108 degrees.

- So crazy it heats it
that high,

and you don't even, like,
get burnt.

- Yeah. Yeah.
- Right?

- I don't like the husbands
getting involved.

I'm sorry.
- Yeah, no, I agree.

I agree--aaron
should've stayed out of it.

- He needs to get
a ----ing life.

- I see denise's thing,
but aaron

should've stayed out of it.

Aaron talking like that,
it was either very chivalrous--

trying to protect his woman--
or a bitch move--

getting into
a woman's conversation.

- She brought it up, and then
aaron got all ----ing puffed up

and walked out.
I don't know.

- Honey, we're lucky to catch
my husband 'round here.

[laughter]

- he's too smart.
- That's right.

- If my husband spoke
to any of my girlfriends

the way aaron spoke to us...

- Let this ----ing go.
It's ridiculous.

Let's talk about
something else.

(bleep)

- I was clarifying
because denise said--

- anybody, do you feel
great right now?

- Life is too ----ing short.
- Look in the mirror.

See what you do, and own it.
- I'm not doing this.

- Let me tell you something.
Tom would've gotten a (bleep)--

he would've been cussed out
the moment he left.

There was none of that.

- Santa barbara and now here--
it's, like, move on from it.

- Well, this group
tends to hold onto things.

- Well, move on
to something else

because I'm not the one
to do that with.

- Zero.
- Trust me, I understand that.

- She was feeling weird,
brought him,

gave him the heads up
about santa barbara,

and he was ready to pounce
like a ----ing leopard

on a rock,
and he can go (bleep) off.

♪ ♪

tequila, anyone?
- [laughs]

- let's go in the tent.
Let's go in the tent.

Bring a little drinky-poo.
- Okay.

- Edwin, keep an eye
on all the kids!

- [chuckles]
that's cool.

I could play father
of the year for a little bit.

[sighs]

- all of a sudden,
you're, like, gone,

so I wanted to know
that you're okay as my friend.

- As your friend, I want
to talk to you privately

'cause you hurt my feelings...
- Okay.

- In santa barbara, but I don't
want their ----ing opinions

in our friendship.
- I hear you.

- What we need
is, like, a big steak.

That's what I need.
- A big steak?

- We need a date night.
- Go have your steak.

- We're gonna go have a steak
and go to a strip bar.

- You wanna go
to the strip bar.

- Okay, all right, goodnight.
- Go do that, you guys.

Wait, what?

- We're gonna go
to a strip bar.

- Go to a strip bar.
- You wanna strip bar?

- I somehow hurt your feelings,

and you're really mad
and hurt about it,

but we're going
to get a steak,

and we're going
to a strip club.

How do you say that

if you're being all high
and mighty about a threesome?

♪ ♪

[chuckling]

- what's wrong?

I'm sorry I, like, had to talk,

but I can't let you
just be beat up on.

It's really dumb.
- Even lisa.

Like, for her to ----ing--

I'm not asking her
to have my back,

but if she does
have an opinion...

- Say it.
- Say it.

- Be honest.

- I think the fact
that aaron--

which I und--listen, my husband
is also very supportive.

- I need a drink.
- Rinna.

- Hold on!
- We're doing shots.

Don't be coming over here
with your white wine.

- Shut up.
- ♪ drunk rinna ♪

- I talked to denise and aaron.

You know where
they're going right now?

- Where?

- They're going
to have a steak,

and they're going
to a strip joint.

- [gasps]
- come on now.

That ain't right.
- Well--

[laughter]

- that ain't right.

If you wanna go to dinner
and go to the strip club,

then you reply,
"no, I have other plans."

steaks and strippers.

- Hi, little guy.
[shouts playfully]

[punchy music]

- what?

- She's not comfortable
bringing her kids,

but she's comfortable having
a steak in a strip joint.

- It's just so ----ing ironic.
- But that's different.

If my kids walked in here,
I wouldn't be

having this conversation
with you guys.

I don't think denise is
being a hypocrite.

I mean, if her kids
are not around,

she can be as free
as she wants to be.

She's a grown-ass woman.

All right, I'm out of here.
- Take your kids, go ahead.

- You should go home
with the boys.

- Thank you.
- See you later.

- They will never come
to another event again

nor will I let them because
y'all are horrible mothers.

- [laughs]
- and I rest my case.

- (bleep) you.
- [laughs]

- bye, garcelle.
- Boys, let's go!

- I think that denise
is being passive aggressive

and throwing little comments
out there

to make people
look like bad parents.

- You think she's
intentionally trying

to make somebody look
like a bad--

- 100%.
- Come sit for a second, guys.

- She is trying
to put it out there

that I'm holier than thou,

and I can't touch
this group of women.

- I was so offended.
I was so offended.

- Personally, I have never
felt judged by denise,

but I do know this.

In my experience,
it is always far better

to stay and work
through situations

no matter how uncomfortable
it gets

because then you can move on.

- Move the (bleep) on for me.
Move on.

- Right.

- I'm tired of hearing I'm
trying to make them look bad.

They make themselves
look ----ing bad.

- What you need to do is get
them more--look in the mirror.

- [sighs]

- look at the birds
flying over.

- Good-bye, everyone.
- Bye, honey, see you later.

- Baby, we gotta go.
- All right.

- I wonder what strip club
they went to.

- Does she want a steak too?

'cause who wants to have
a big steak and then have sex?

[chuckles]

- she ----ing hates you.
- I know!

- ----Ing toxic (bleep).
- Very toxic.

So sorry that you
had to hear all this.

- What I'd like you to do is
forget we even talked

about this stuff, and this
is for you to forget this.

- We're not bribing you.
However--

have a great night.

- Oh, I'm good.
Thank you.

- I just feel like
the irony of it all

that we were
at a kid's barbecue,

and they're going
to a strip joint right now.

- Look at the pole right here,
asshole.

[laughter]

- hold on.
I got some money for you.

Whoo, you guys.

[laughter]

- ow!

♪ ♪

- why is there a dreamcatcher
on the stripper pole?

- You guys, we have to do this.

- [screams]

[laughter]
- oh, my god.

- Not right, no--
- oh, upside-down splits.

Whoo!

- It's not that I'm
on a pole that often...

[laughs]

but I have improved
my skills a bit.

- Oh.
- Oh, my god.

- Oh, my god.
- Kyle.

- [chuckles]

- I thought this was
a family barbecue.

- This is how I do
a family barbecue.

- Yes!
- Come on.

- Look at--you're like
a ----ing animal.

- Oh, wait,
everybody back up.

- That's what I wanna do.
- [screams]

- that's what I wanna do!
- [screams]

- [laughter]
is this good?

- I wanna try it.
- This is so sexy.

- [screams]
- climb up the pole, dream.

Climb all the way up.
- [laughs]

- rinna, go.
- Don't get down!

- Oh, my god!
- Yeah!

- It's so ----ing impressive.

[laughter]

- erika, grab the feet.
- I got them.

- Get the feet.
- [screams]

- ow.
- [laughs]

- my lord, have mercy.
- Namaste, mother----ers.

- That's pretty good.
- Namaste.

- Coming up...
[siren whoops]

- I'm getting pulled over
right now.

- Floor it.

- (bleep).

- I already can't feel
my ----ing legs.

- I'm already stressed out.

[upbeat music]

- are we really gonna see
the baby?

- Yeah, we're gonna see
the baby right now.

- It's a full house in here,
dr. Goldberg.

- Hello, everybody.

- So today we're gonna look
at the spine

and look at the baby's brain,
and that's the baby's heart.

- [gasps]
can we hear it?

- Of course.

[heartbeat pulsing]

this is good.
Aww, that's so cute.

- Your little sister.

♪ ♪

- why are we doing this?

- I don't know what's wrong--
why it's not working properly.

- I don't know, but this
isn't working either.

I'm already over it.
- I have a request.

I need mimosas.

- I can make a mimosa.

- She's--
[laughs]

- are you ready, mary?
[laughs]

I won't hit you.
I swear to god.

[bottle pops]

- whoo!
- Whoo!

To the new house!
- Opa!

♪ ♪

- hello?
- Hi, kitty cat.

- Hi.

That's gorgeous.

With the sleeve action
in the front.

[gasps]
- this is stunning.

- Gorgeous.
- Let's try that on.

First you're gonna help me
get out of this one.

- [laughs]
- this one's tight.

This is really good.

All right, seriously,
you're gonna have to,

like, lift this up.
- Okay.

- Oh, I'm so bummed
I'm gonna miss

your trunk show this week.
- Oh, that's too bad.

- I'm going to new york.
- I feel like teddi now.

I'm like, "if you don't
wanna come, don't come."

- jeez, you're sassy.

- I'm bringing in some jewelers
that I know,

and we're doing
a trunk show for them.

I sent all the ladies
a proper invitation.

It's not
some weenie text message.

- Truthfully,
I really don't care

if y'all come or don't come.
- Wait a minute.

If you don't give a sh--,
then why am I coming?

- Teddi, let me tell you this.

You're welcome
for the invitation.

- Look at this dress.
How flipping gorgeous is this?

- Isn't it amazing?

- I'm about to cry,
it's so pretty.

- I need to, like--
I need to saunter.

- Sashay, sashay.

- I need to sashay
a little bit.

- Walk down almont drive.
Go on.

Go see.
- Just for a minute.

Who cares about petty bullsh--
when you're wearing a gown?

I become cinderella
in a gown like this.

- Lisa, I cannot with you.

[car horn honks]

- I am living.
- Can you do a twirl?

- Look at--twirl.
- Oh no, don't fall though.

♪ ♪

- now that I have put
all my clothes and shoes out,

I don't know if how we have it
is gonna fit everything.

- This is
the everything closet.

- Yep.

- You walk in,
and we've got the mirror.

This is gonna be,
like, pumps, nice shoes...

- Yeah.
- Strap heels, all of that.

- How many shoes can we fit
in this area?

- 226 pairs.
- And how many do I have?

- [chuckles]
- you have 229.

- 'cause I can get rid
of four pairs of shoes.

- No problem.
- Easily.

And how many bags
does this hold?

- 58 bags.

- But all the bags
are different sized,

so, like, 58 birkins?

[laughter]

in birkin terms?

It's essential to have
a closet

that can fit
all of my clothes.

This is a really big job
to take on.

- Let's talk about your closet.

If you want to upgrade,
I'm down.

- Honey, that's so exciting.

- Coats--I can probably put
some coats in my husband's.

I can put some coats--
- does he have space?

- I can make space.
- [chuckles]

I mean, come on.

- Does that feel manageable,
or does this already feel

like this is too small?

- Oh, it feels way too small.

- [laughs]
- way too small.

- Stop it.
- I love this house so much.

♪ ♪

- we're taking the backways.

- I feel like I'm in
disneyland.

[chuckles]

- "five minute delay,
traffic is building up ahead."

okay, that's what I thought
because I just literally

came to a semi stop
in front of that policeman.

Let's pretend
that didn't happen.

Am I gonna get
a ticket right now?

- Just smile and be cute.
- Oh, kim.

I haven't got a ticket
in so many years.

- Would you go, like...
- I don't wanna go to court.

- "hey, hey."
- he's coming.

- "you know, I"--
- he's coming, (bleep).

- I asked my sister--
- hold on, you're stressing me.

He's ----ing coming.

- And I'm gonna tell him
I had you do that

'cause I wanted to meet him
'cause I'm single.

- Kim, he's coming up
around here, (bleep).

I'm getting pulled over
right now.

- No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.

- Shut the (bleep).

- [breathing rapidly]

- floor it.

- Ah--
- sh--.

I already can't feel
my ----ing legs.

- I'm already stressed out.
- Me too.

It's no secret
that kim and I

have a very complicated
relationship.

When kim and I are bad,
we are really bad.

- He stole my goddamn house.
- You are so sick.

You are a liar,
and second, an alcoholic.

- Stop it.
- You are so demented.

You're on your own now.

- What did I do?
What did I do?

- What you just said in there
was way wrong.

- Tell me what I said.

How can I defend
your behavior

when you act like this?
- What are you talking about?

- I do anyway.
- She lies about me!

- That was indefensible!

That's time that we
can never get back.

- I feel like I'm
on "indiana jones."

- but when we're good,

nobody can make me laugh
harder than my sister can.

- Step on it, sister.
- Whoa.

- Do you want your boob fixed?
- Yeah, I do.

♪ ♪

- hi.
- They're here.

- Wow, you brought
a double date.

- Brought my sister.
- How are you?

- I'm dr. Handel.

Well, I see the resemblance,
definitely.

- Yeah, my mom used to call us
chocolate and vanilla.

- All right, so it's good
to see you again.

You know, I thought today
we would go over the plan

for your surgery,
which is coming up this week.

- Yes.

- But let me just go
through your history.

You first had
a breast augmentation

about 30 years ago?
- Yeah.

- Is that right?
- It's been that long?

- Yeah.

- And then I know
that you've had

a couple of
subsequent revisions.

- Yeah.

- And, recently,
you noticed a change

in the size of the breast?

- It deflated.

- It's like a tire on your car.
It just goes flat.

Our plan is to remove
both implants.

- Right.

- Because you've had
a previous lumpectomy

to remove a benign tumor,

now she's left with deformity
because of that.

- Kind of looks like somebody
took a big bite out of me.

- No.
- [chomps loudly]

- like an apple.

- All right, so I wanna do
the breast uplift on both sides

to make her look as normal
and symmetrical as possible.

- Got it.

- When kim had the benign tumor
ten years ago

and had to have a lumpectomy,

it was very scary obviously
because we lost our mom

to breast cancer.

I can't even talk about it.

It gives me so much anxiety.

- I wanna take you
in the exam room,

take a look at you.
- Oh.

- Everyone always tells me,

"if you're stressed or anxious,
that can create cancer."

well, great.

- Let's take a quick look.
- Okay.

- And yeah, you know,
I may ask my partner dr. Monty

to come in too.
Is that all right?

- Kim, sorry, stop.

- Why can't you just invite
the whole block?

Come on in.

- And we'll have
the parking crew, and the--

- yeah, that'd be a great idea.

- No, I just figured another
pair of eyes is good.

- Yes, okay.
Another--

- you know, we've worked
together for about 20 years.

- I am not the kind of person

that can just walk
around naked

freely in front of everybody.

- Dr. Handel taught me
everything I know

about breast revision.
- Okay.

- Kim has always
been like that.

I mean, she's just like,

"anyway."
[laughs]

- I usually don't wear a bra.
- [chuckles]

- so here's the basic
situation.

She's had several pairs
of implants.

Obviously this side
is deflated.

She's got this divot here.

You have a fair amount
of your own breast tissue,

so I think we're gonna get
a very nice result

without an implant.

Because you're so petite,
you don't want big breasts.

Doesn't fit your body.

- No, you know what?

I know they talked you
into much bigger implants

than you wanted.
I understand that.

- So we're not gonna do that.

- I'm looking forward
to Friday.

- Yeah, me too, thank you.
- Okay, big hug.

I'll see you Friday as well.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.
- Okay, you bet.

- Nice meeting you both.
- You too.

- Thank you, take care.
- You too.

- Happy that you
found joy in this.

- [laughing]

- if I can bring joy
to your heart...

- [laughs]
- with a nipple or two.

- No.
- Yep.

- No, ma'am.

- Coming up...

- Good job.
- This is wonderful.

- It'd even be more pleasurable

if you moved it down
a little bit.

- My next husband's
a plastic surgeon.

[punchy music]

- over up here.
- Right.

- Sami's gonna drive.

♪ ♪

- don't do what I do.
- Okay.

- Like, ever.
- [chuckles]

- this is a good spot
right here.

- Lola, I'll get
in the back with you.

- All right, sami, ready?
- Yeah.

- Sami's 15 years old.

She has her driver's permit,

and learning how to drive
can be daunting.

- Ready?

- So I forget this every time,

but the one on the left
is the brake, right?

- Wait, what?
- Left is brake.

- You don't know which one
the brake is?

- No, I forget every time.
- It's okay.

- Do you really not know?
- Can you stop, mom?

- All right, sorry.

- I'm a nervous ----ing nellie,
and I stay as cool as possible.

[chuckles]

- so hamburger, brake,
hot dog, go.

- Sure.
- Wait, what?

Hot dog?

- Mom, because they're shaped
like hot dogs and hamburgers.

- Okay.
- Okay, I like it.

So let's go hamburger first.
Put it into reverse.

- Aaron is so patient
and understanding.

It's best that aaron
teaches her to drive,

and charlie agrees too.

- How far do I back up?

- Well, you're gonna
give space.

You think you could get
around this car?

- No.
- How about there?

- Um, no.

- Charlie was one and done.

- Got lots of room.
- I'm sweating.

- It's okay.
You're doing great.

- When sami got a little close
to a bush, that was it.

"never again," he said.

- Always look
over your shoulder.

- Mm-hmm.
- So signal and go.

Just be careful.
All right, here we go.

- Doing good, good, good.

- Thank you.
- Good job.

- When I watch aaron help sami,

I am reminded that this is why
I fell in love with him.

- You're gonna make
a right here.

- So I can turn right now?

- But it's a stop now.
You gotta stop.

- Oh, I can't turn.
- Can't turn.

Now you can turn.

- When I'm around him,
I feel safe and protected.

He's a man.
He'll take care anything.

- Good job.
- Think I ran over the curb.

- No, you didn't.

- I've never been with a man

that really
took care of me ever.

Easy on the hot dog.

- Honey.
- Sorry.

- Let me handle this, please.
- All right, sorry.

- Thank you.

- You know,
a lot of car accidents happen

from backseat drivers.
- That's right.

- [chuckles]
okay.

♪ ♪

- I can't really
describe it to you

because the feeling of it
is so weird that--

is it intense?

I have a feeling
this is gonna be--

- really, very intense.
- I mean, I'm excited.

- It's cool though.

- Here we are.
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Come this way, ladies.

- Thank you.
Oh, there she is.

You're gonna love this.

It is one of
the greatest things I've done,

and you know
I've done everything.

- Really?
- I swear.

My stomach just went, foof!

Even though
I know I look good--

I know I could wear
a crop top--

women of a certain age,
they need help.

- So you're gonna do your butt?
- I'ma do my butt.

They say it lifts it
like a shelf.

- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I'm dr. Kinney.
How are you today?

- I'm erika.
Nice to meet you.

- Are you ready for this?
- Yeah.

- She's going to play roxie
on broadway

in the musical "chicago."
- [laughs]

- ow, wow.
- Isn't that fabulous?

- That's fantastic.
- Thank you.

- That's why you're here
with dr. Kinney.

- That's right, that's right.

That's why I'm here
with you, honey.

It's certainly
not a replacement

for old-fashioned exercise,
but it's important

to do sh-- like this because,
in the business I'm in,

there is a ----ing line
out the door to judge you.

- I'm gonna slide under here.
- [gasps]

- as we take the power up,
you can feel

that super tight
contraction there.

- So good.

[device rumbles]

- good job.

- This is wonderful.

- Start liking it, right?
- Does it go lower?

- Could even be
more pleasurable

if you moved it
down a little bit.

[laughs]

[tranquil music]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- [laughs]

- my next husband's
a plastic surgeon.

[laughter]

are you available?
I'm kidding.

- You're her type, you are.
- You are.

[laughter]

- actually, you are.

- Old, rich, and bald.

[laughs]
- you are.

- You're done.
- Oh, what a relief.

Oh, just what I need,
another sit-up in my life.

- Okay, let's get this ass
high and tight.

Ready?
- I think we're ready.

- Let's just do it.
Just go.

- Oh, cute thong.

- Let me move this pillow.
- Yes, I can get it.

- Thank you.
This is better like that.

- We're gonna turn it up
just a little bit.

[device rumbles]

♪ ♪

- oh, wow.

- [chuckles]
you're twerking.

- All right,
I'll be right here.

- Okay.
- All right.

- Oh, jeez.
- Oh, breathe through it.

- [exhales deeply]
- yeah.

♪ ♪

so what's going on?
- Okay, tell me a story.

Let's talk about "chicago."

- what was the hardest part
of the show?

Do you remember?

- You're gonna have
a monologue.

You are onstage alone.
- By yourself.

- That was challenging for me,

and that is probably
my greatest moment.

When you talk about fame,
you're gonna relate to it.

Erika, it's what
we've all strived to have.

In the monologue, roxie says,

"the audience loves me,
and I love them for loving me."

and--like she's getting high
off of it.

Fame is a high.

No truer lines
have I ever spoken.

- Really?
- I swear to god.

It's who I am.

- Roxie rock chicago.

It's all about her,
and that's her--

it's all about me.
- Wow.

- 'cause there's no shame
in the game.

We all come
from a place of need.

And I can relate
to that so well!

It's brilliant when
you're saying those lines--

I was really saying them.

The audience loves me,
and I love them for loving me.

- Interesting.
- We are tough bitches.

- We're roxie.
- You're gonna be fine.

- Thank you, honey.

[punchy music]

- how are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?
- I'm doing good.

- Has my sister
been taken in yet?

- No, not yet.

- I left my house
at 6:30 in the morning.

- My mom had died
of breast cancer...

- Yeah.

- And then I had the tumor
a year later.

- Mm-hmm.

- It scared me.
Am I going through this again?

Is it--what is it?
- Good morning.

- Morning.
- You made it.

- How are you.
- I'm good.

How about you?
- Good, I'm thinking.

- The big day has arrived.
- Yeah.

- All right, our plan
is to remove both implants.

- Okay.

- And if there's any
abnormal tissue in there,

if there's anything
that looks suspicious,

then we will remove it,
send it for a biopsy.

- Okay.
- Oh, my god.

- I don't wanna think
about something being wrong

with my sister.
It terrifies me.

I lost my mom to breast cancer,
so when I see kim

with this doctor,
it's all I can think about.

- [sighs]
I'm so stressed.

- Did you get any sleep
last night?

- Barely--I went to bed,
but I couldn't barely sleep.

- 'cause you were thinking
about this.

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

- [groans]

[soft dramatic music]

- coming up...

- So I need you Friday night.
- That's fine.

- Okay.

- Oh, my god,
I love that you're so happy.

- Yes!

[punchy music]

- in terms
of the nipple position,

the shape of the areola
and all that...

- Come on, this is where
all the good stuff happens.

Ready to go.
- Let's use the lidocaine.

- Dr. Tehrani,
you ready to get started?

- Yes.

- We have kim richards.

We're doing
explantation removal

of breast implants
with total capsulectomies.

- Gonna give you a little bit
of oxygen here, okay?

[heart monitor beeping]

[soft dramatic music]

- I don't like anything to do
with doctors and hospitals.

My whole body goes numb.

I go back to being
in the hospital with my mom.

The doctor sat us in a room
and said,

"your mom has breast cancer."

and it was stage three
at that point.

[heart monitor beeping]

my mom just wanted
to pretend like she was fine

because she...

She was so scared to die.

And...

I can remember thinking,
you know,

I kind of want her
to be, like,

"it's okay.
This is life."

and, you know,
but she wasn't that person.

She would tell me--

she would say to me,
"kyle, I don't wanna die.

"I'm terrified,

and I still have
so much to teach you."

and...

She said, "I don't wanna leave.

I don't wanna miss out
on anything with you girls."

- hi.
- Hi there.

- How are you?
- How are you?

- Good to see you.
- Yes, how are you?

- I'm good.
- How'd it go?

- She's perfect.
- Okay--it went well?

- We just finished--
went extremely well.

- Is it time to see her?
- Yes.

- Does it look scary?
- You did great.

You're all done.
- No.

[punchy music]

- you wanna sit up
a little bit?

- [groans]

- should I give her
her first iv?

- So we're gonna keep
you comfortable.

- [groans quietly]

- it doesn't look
like she should go home yet.

- Oh, no, not yet.
- Hi, kim.

- Hello.
- How do you feel?

- Awake.
- What?

- You're awake.
- Awake.

- You're awake.
You're fine.

You're totally fine.

- Well, we're gonna keep her
here for about an hour,

so and then you'll
take her home,

and she's gonna recover
just great.

And then she'll
get back to normal.

- I'm kyle.

- I'm kyle.
I spoke to kimberly and brooke.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

- You don't look scary.

Maybe a little bit scary.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- hello?

- Oh, hi.
- I'm here.

- The truck
is parking right now,

and I've got some stuff in
my car the boys can help with.

- Boys, can you come down
and help tazz?

- My phone's
gonna fall out of my pocket.

- Will you--already?
Already.

[chuckles]
I swear to god.

I've been planning
and building this house

close to a year, and things
have come a long way.

It's a two-story house
with a grand entrance,

five bedrooms, five bath,

a little over
3,200 square feet.

Oh, my god.

Just so excited.
[gasps]

I didn't realize
I had so much sh--.

Mike and I
have had a really good life.

We bought a great house
in sherman oaks,

and, after the divorce,
to be able to build

a house on my own,
that's huge for me.

I need a fresh start.

Can you take this up
and bring it to my room please?

- I'm crippled.

- Oh, mary, I need
to give you a key.

- So do you need
to give me a key.

- You don't get a key.
- I don't?

- You are lucky
to be living here.

- Okay.

- I will see you on Friday.

[plucky music]

- oh, my god, I love
that you're so happy.

- Yes!

- A friend of mine
introduced me to a guy.

- What?
- Uh-oh.

- Is he cute?
- He's really cute.

- Okay.
- So I need you Friday night.

- That's fine.
- Okay.

- Being a single mom,

I don't want too many changes
in their lives.

I feel like
they've had enough,

so I really wanna
only introduce them to someone

who I think
is gonna be around for a bit.

So excited.
- I'm judging.

- You judge everything.

With men coming in and out,
I don't want them

to think their mom's a ho.

Can you put this
in the garage please?

I don't need this right now,
so for now--

- no.
- Boy, come on.

It took me a long time
to start dating again.

Some women have daddy issues,
and I think

maybe I pick men that are
not emotionally available.

My dad wasn't around.
He left when I was three.

We never had a relationship.

That's gonna go upstairs
in my bathroom,

so can you put it upstairs
please on the counter?

Thank you, love.

- On the vanity.
- What's a vanity?

- Oh, good lord.
I have failed you as a mother.

He finally wrote me a letter.

I think he knew he was dying
and sent it to my mom,

and my mom knew how much
I didn't care for him

that she never gave me
the letter,

and the letter got misplaced,
and I never knew how he felt,

what he thought of me,
if he was proud.

And I'll never know.

Hey, hey, stop it.

Get on the other side
right now.

- Oh, I'm gonna do that.
- No!

Get--jax--
- hi, mom.

- You guys, I swear to god.

We're in here, like,
not even an hour.

♪ ♪

- coming up...

- Do you
really wanna go there?

- I mean,
do you wanna go there?

- Do you?
- I'm fine going.

- I can go up, down,
around, and backwards.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- okay, so we added this.

I don't like these
all together like this.

- No?
- No.

- We're early?
- We're early.

- It's a miracle.
- Early and eager.

- Look at you.
- Hello, hi, girl.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Hi.
- How are you?

- How are you?
- You look so beautiful.

- Thank you.
- Congratulations.

- Thank you, thank you.
- Look at this.

This stuff is beautiful.
- No, this stuff is amazing.

- Oh, that's got
two stones on it.

- These are fun.
Ooh, these are so fun.

- [speaking italian]
- [speaking italian]

- ooh, tell me.
This is men's collection?

- Si.

- Ooh.

- Ooh, I love that.

When I was
finishing university,

I met an italian guy.

He offered me a job
in Italy, and I thought,

"this is great.

"I'll spend six months
or a year.

I'll learn italian."

- and then
almost ten years later

and a broken engagement,

I returned to manhattan
where pk and I first met.

- This is so impressive.
- Oh.

- Keep going.

[laughter]

- antonio.

My god, I hope my husband
doesn't hear me.

Oh, my god.

I wanna see everything.
- Si.

[punchy music]

- thanks so much.

♪ ♪

- ♪ teddi ♪
- hi.

- Hi.
- Oh, it's hot.

- I didn't know
you were coming.

- It looks so good in here.
- Aw.

[plucky music]

I'm just thinking,
maybe I could help teddi

with just
a little style choices.

- I know.

- You look great.
- Thanks.

♪ ♪

- is everybody coming?

- Lisa said she was gonna
try to come,

but she was coming back
from new york today,

so I'm kind of
not expecting her.

Garcelle's moving,
so she couldn't make it.

- No, I know,
but is denise coming?

- Denise is coming.
Denise is coming with aaron.

- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh.

- Erika, I can't remember if
she said she was coming or not.

♪ ♪

- hi.

- There you are.
Look how cute you are.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- Now I actually get to see
the stuff in the store.

- Hi, e.
- Hey, how are you?

- Hi, honey.

- These are pretty,
these serpents.

- Aren't they great?
- And then the rings.

- So good.
- How is everything?

- Good--how are you?

- Just trying to organize
for Saturday night.

- Oh, my god,
are you, like, okay?

- Overwhelmed.

- It's gonna turn out good.

- My husband and I
throw so many parties.

Thank you so much
for coming tonight.

First we were thinking
we haven't done

a white party in a while.

- [screams]

[chuckles]
now how do we get out?

- We don't.

- And then I was like,
"I don't know,

maybe black and white theme."

because the truth is it looks
prettier in pictures.

- How many people have rsvp'd?

- Like 130?
- That's a lot of people.

- Like 100 have not rsvp'd yet,

and there's another
big event that same night.

- Whatever.
- It is what it is.

- It's gonna be good, hon.
- Thank you.

- Sutton, is this a swimsuit?
- Yes.

- Okay, really cute.
- Why isn't it beverly beach?

- [laughs]
- but it's not beverly beach.

♪ ♪

- what a gorgeous night,
my gosh.

- This looks so great.
- Oh, yes.

- I need to eat something.
- I know.

- What's going on over here?
- Artichoke pepper.

- Let this ----ing go.
It's ridiculous.

Let's talk
about something else.

- I was clarifying
because denise said--

- anybody, do you feel
great right now?

- I checked myself
in the mirror,

and I feel all right.

- It's not necessary.
- Yeah.

- Do you know what I'm saying?

You don't need
to speak to us like that.

We're big girls.
Come on, now.

- I've learned
from that experience, trust me.

- There's no need to get upset.

- No, I am upset
because I'm watching you

gang up on my wife,
so I am upset.

- I'm not.

- You're not deliberately cold,
you're inherently cold.

- And that's
what I would say to her--

say, "denise, I realize
that you feel, like,

thank god for my husband,
but it's not--it backfires."

- right.

- Well, maybe she'll just come,
and it'll be okay.

- No, it won't, but here's
to you for thinking that.

[laughter]

- there's a lot
of people here.

- I know.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

thank you.
- I did see them walk in.

- They're here?
- Hey, how are you?

- I'm part of
the welcoming committee.

I'm all right.
How are you?

- Oh, you're a good
welcoming committee.

- That looks nice.

Okay, wow.

- Shall I go say hi to them?

- Why don't you go do that?
- That's a good idea.

- That's a great idea.
- That's a good idea.

- I keep hoping the ladies
will just, like, put it to bed

and be like,
"hey, how are you?

Let's have a great night."

- aaron, hi.
- Hey, how are you?

- Hi.
- Good to see you.

- Oh, good to see you.
I saw you guys walk in.

- Yeah, no, no, it's good.

- I saw you guys walk in.
- Yeah.

- We're just outside.
Hi, honey.

- How are you?
Her place is amazing.

- Isn't it beautiful?

- I love it.
- It is beautiful.

- Here's the thing.
- It was silly.

- It's not that deep,
but now it has become

this thing,
and it's become uncomfortable.

- All of a sudden,
I have, like, awkward energy.

- Yeah.

- Hello, hello.
- Hi, I love your place.

- Aw.
- This is beautiful.

- Thank you.
- You did an amazing job.

- Thank you.
- I love it.

- Thank you.
- What is happening?

- I don't know,
but she's coming over here.

- Ugh, uh-huh, uh-huh, mm-hmm.

- Hello, girls.
- Hi.

- Hi--oh, you look nice.
- Hello.

- Hello, everyone.

♪ ♪

am I the only husband here?

- Yeah, sorry, we had a dinner,
so husband had to come.

♪ ♪

- you think any of us
are buying that?

No.
Pk doesn't wanna be here.

Mauricio
doesn't wanna be here.

Michael has to be here.

She dragged him here
because she doesn't wanna get

into anything,
so she brings her watchdog.

♪ ♪

- how's everything?
- Good--how are you?

- I felt bad, you know,
about what happened.

You left--

- ah, you left mine,
so it's all good.

[chuckles]

- I ----ing did that with you
with my sister.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

I just wanna go home.

- Why is it okay for you,
but I can't leave?

Can I use the bathroom?
- Yes, you can.

To the left.
- Thank you.

- She's abandoned you.

- We should get a tequila
for the guys.

- Yeah.
You want a tequila?

- Sure.

- I will actually wait
till denise comes back

'cause I felt weird
how you guys

left my house the other day,
and, I mean, I feel like

it's a little weird not
to acknowledge it, so--

but I don't wanna, like,
talk about it

when she's not here, so, yeah.
- Right--when she comes back.

- Yeah, you know, for sure.

♪ ♪

- aaron, you let us have it.

You told us
that we were bad people

and that we should look
in the mirror

and are we happy
with ourselves.

- I never said
you're bad people.

- Basically, aaron.

- Well, it's open
to interpretation.

I never call people bad people.
- Well, you kind of talk down--

[punchy music]

♪ ♪

- the way you
were speaking to us,

like, you talked down to us
and asked us

if we were okay with ourselves,

if we could look
in the mirror...

- Are you?
- And how do we feel.

- Actually, yes, I am.
- Okay, then great.

Then you've solved
that problem.

[punchy music]

- you talked down to us
and asked us

if we were okay with ourselves,

if we could look
in the mirror...

- Are you?
- And how do we feel.

- Actually, yes, I am.
- Okay, then great.

Then you've solved
that problem.

- Can we look in the mirror
and face ourselves?

Yeah, mother----er,
I can face myself.

Can you?

- I don't think
you're a bad person, sorry.

- I don't think I have
a problem like that.

- I didn't ask you if you did.

- You kind of insinuated
that I just did.

- It's kind of belittling,
the way that you do it.

- It is--it is.
- Okay.

If that's how you feel.
- You know what you're doing.

- You know what you're doing?
- Do I?

- Yes.
- Yeah, you do.

- Well, then spell it out.

- Like, you don't think
you were mansplaining to us

at her house?

You don't think
that you were heated?

- I speak direct.
- So do we.

- Great.

If I went in your home,
and I like kicked over a table

and whatever, I would--

- but we didn't
kick over a table.

- How do you think
your tone was the other night?

- But we didn't
kick over a table.

- Why are we
nitpicking on people?

- Well, if you're gonna be

the moral high ground
everywhere...

- Moral high ground--really?
- Yeah.

- Really, moral high ground?
- Oh, boy.

- Do you really wanna go there?
- Oh my god, here we go again.

I stupidly left him there
with these women. (bleep).

- Do you really wanna go there?
Seriously, you wanna do that?

Moral high ground.

- I mean, do you
wanna go there?

- Do you?

- I'm fine going.
- I can go anywhere.

- So can I.

- - I can go up, down,
around, and backwards.

- Anyway, this isn't
probably the place--

- I'm done
with this conversation.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

you wanna focus on negative,
go ahead.

- It's not really negative.
- Is it?

- It's just a conversation.

You're trying to intimidate me,
and it's not gonna work.

- You keep poking the bear.

- What, are you
gonna take a swing at me?

- It was honestly just
talking through this issue,

and then it became
a negative thing

with you chiming in,
and then you getting so upset.

It was just a response--
- I didn't get so upset.

I've said all I have
to say about it.

I don't know why
it turns into--

- case closed.

- And if you're not upset,
why are you calling me names?

That I'm a sh-- talking
sh-- stirrer.

- What are you talking about?

- Okay, I had a ----ing facial.

- She's throwing f-bombs

in front of dorit's kid
right now.

Slightly hypocritical.

- You are
a sh-- ----ing stirrer.

I didn't know phoenix
was there.

- That's my point.

That's the same thing
that they were saying.

- I didn't know phoenix
was within earshot.

Those women--

[chuckles]

- we--you don't know until
you're informed--

- can you let me
talk to denise,

or do you need
to do her grunt work?

- Really, really?

- Anyway, it's so nice
to see you.

- Really.
- Okay.

As long as the attention's
on you, no problem.

Go ahead.
Proceed.

- You'll see--
is that a threat?

- This is
the dumbest thing ever.

Find something else
to fight about, honestly.

- No, denise, please don't go.
- No, I'm done.

- It's ridiculous.
- It's nice to see--

- are we done?
Okay.

- Okay, let me have a moment
with you alone.

- No, I'm done.
- Denise, listen.

- Well, why don't we
get your wife,

just talk through this?
- Okay, bye.

- Okay, don't squish my hand.
- Denise, aaron, please.

- This is very toxic.
- Life is too short.

- I know that.
- I'm not upset.

- You can't say
you're not upset

and then you're storming out.

- No, I'm not storming out.
- You got so mad.

- It's contradicting.
- We're walking away.

- Did you see how she came
in here and was--

acted like nothing was wrong...
- Nothing happened.

- And that she never
left the house.

She's not being honest.

Just say how you ----ing feel,
and then we can talk about--

- I can't even.
I need a piece of salami.

[laughter]

- why am I such a salami eater?

- You obviously
are upset about something,

but you're saying you're not.
- I'm not.

- I'm not upset.
This is sutton's event.

- May I?
- I don't need--

- may I?
- Hold on a second, honey babe.

- Okay.

- I don't wanna have
a scene caused at her event...

- I understand.
- With all these people.

- You are upset clearly.
You are storming out clearly.

Kind of making a scene.

It's, like, all three.

What they're feeling is this.

Because you guys left,
there's no resolve.

- We left because
it's so dumb at this point.

- But every time
you shut it down---

what the (bleep)?

I don't need friends
that do this.

- But you know it won't
be dropped

if you continue to leave.

That's what I'm trying
to avoid.

- 'cause they don't
shut the (bleep) up.

Do you want me
to write it in blood?

"I am not upset."

like, I don't know
what it'll take

for these women
to understand it.

- I don't think he's
a fan of yours now.

- I don't give
a flying (bleep).

Come see about me.
I don't give a (bleep).

- [laughs]

- I understand your intention.

Understand that my husband
is so protective of me...

- Right.
- And it's not helpful.

I feel bad for denise

because now she's gotta
blindly defend her husband.

It's gonna suck for her,
just like it sucked for me.

- Look at michael.
He's not in the middle.

He was there.

- Michael's like,
"this cheese is delicious."

- michael's like,
"this cheese."

[laughter]

- keep eating
the cheese, honey.

- I'm sitting here
stuffing my face.

- Do y'all wanna go sit?
- Yeah, let's do that.

- Let's move inside.

- I guess we don't need
the tequila.

- Listen to me--I am past it.
They're not.

- Give me a second
on your wine.

- Okay, thank you.
- I'll be right back.

- With paparazzi out here,

people out here
with pictures...

- Right.

- It's not--
that's not my thing.

- No paparazzi
are in the event.

- I don't care.
I'm gonna go.

- I don't see anyone.

Are they hiding in trees?
I'm looking all around.

I don't see any paparazzi.

- They need to let it go.
All right, let's go.

- All right.

- It's obvious.

She's just not listening,
and she's just looking

for an excuse to leave.

- When she came back,
it was actually very calm,

and we said, "it felt bad
the way you guys left.

Let's talk about it."

no, they don't want
to talk about anything

if it pertains to them.

- Do we sequester her?
What do we do?

- I mean, at this point,
we can't be honest

and talk to her,
so we're gonna have to pretend

and be like her
and not be honest.

- No, that's not healthy.

- Well maybe we shouldn't have

any conversations
with her anymore.

♪ ♪

- next time on

"the real housewives
of beverly hills"...

- Hearing your take
on our script is exciting.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Maybe you're just gonna make
your directorial debut.

- No, don't put another thing
on my plate.

- What's happening?
Let me test this out.

[upbeat music]

camille's coming.

♪ ♪

- well, I know
it's fire season.

I didn't realize
the snakes were out as well.

- For you to not
have my kids' back--

- you used the kids.
You brought the kids into it.

- Wow.
- Hi.

- You don't have to go through
the pleasantries with me.

I know you don't like me.
- No, no, no, no.

- Don't even bother.
Just wave and keep it moving.

- Brandi.
- Oh, my god.

- You look gorgeous.
How are you?

You good?
- Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

I don't know why.

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