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{\an8}The Last OG [S03E01]
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Tray: Previously on
"The Last O.G."...
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Been almost 30 years
since my mother threw me out.
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I just thought maybe
that you might want
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to meet your grandkids.
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I got grandkids?
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Is this...
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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Wade Copeland's will be filing
for bankruptcy
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and laying off
all of our employees.
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What the hell?
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Maybe I should start working
for myself,
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start my own fashion line.
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See me out here trying to get
my food truck up and running.
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This is my last shot
at my dream.
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Okay,
we'll give you the money.
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Once this food truck
starts making some money,
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then I can start
my new business.
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Explosion ]
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-Shit.
-Time's up here.
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You got two weeks to find you
a new place to live.
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♪♪
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Before you say anything,
just hear me out.
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♪♪
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Where am I?
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[ Deep, distorted voice ]
In your dream.
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You've entered the labyrinth
of your mind.
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♪♪
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I am the triple O.G.
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I am you, and you are me.
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Forgive me for disturbing
your solitude.
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It's been a long time, Tray.
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Haven't seen you
since you got out.
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I figured you didn't
need me anymore.
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So did I, but now I have
so many questions.
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-I need your wisdom.
-What is your quandary?
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I told myself
when I got out the joint,
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I was going to be
a force of positive change.
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I want to give back
to my community,
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but it seems like every time
I take a step forward,
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I take three steps backwards.
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A man is destined to repeat
his mistakes
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if he doesn't learn
from the past.
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My business failed.
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I got released from the halfway
house and, worst of all,
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I've been living with my moms
for the past six months.
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I don't know who to trust.
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The devil's best disguise
is as your friend.
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But where do I begin?
I don't have a job.
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I don't have my own place.
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You bitch ass nigga.
Stop whining, Tray.
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You Brooklyn-born, man.
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You're do-or-die Bed-Stuy.
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Everything you seek is within
you, man, and just like
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Bruce Lee said before he ripped
the baby's hairs off
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of Chuck Norris' chest,
"The task ahead of you
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is not stronger
than the strength within you."
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I must leave now.
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I got to watch the Knicks game.
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They up 57 points.
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For real?
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I told you, this is a dream.
[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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-Wake up, baby.
-Morning, sweetness.
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Uh-oh, oh, my back
a little stiff.
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Uh-oh, hey,
I got stiff twice.
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm too much.
Am I too much?
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No!
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Mom!
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I'm too much for myself.
[ Laughs ]
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[ Humming ]
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Hey, Tray.
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You slept good?
I sure did.
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Yeah, that makes one of us.
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Well, let me make you a plate.
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You in a good mood?
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I am floating on air.
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Yeah, your wig is floating
to the side of your head.
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Oh, stop.
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-Uh-oh.
-Mmm, something smells good.
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Used to call me Crazy Carl,
but now they call me Batman.
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[ Laughs ] Stop, oh, now you
worked up a appetite.
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Uh-oh, didn't tell me
we had company.
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-This must be Tray.
-Yeah.
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Your mom tells me
all about you all the time.
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You can call me Mr. Weathers.
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Yeah, but she ain't told me
nothing about you.
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Ma, where did you find
this clown?
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Carl is a nice man.
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We met at church.
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-Church's Chicken.
-Stop.
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I was craving some hot wings
until I saw those thighs.
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Get me a whole bucket of thigh.
[ Laughs ]
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Yeah, well, money, you need
to come up out my slippers, man.
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I don't know where
your feet been.
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You're right.
You know what?
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I saw them by the door,
and I put them on.
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Now, Tray, you don't have
to act like that.
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Carl is a guest in my house.
Okay?
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If you don't want him
trying on the slippers,
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then just don't put them --
Why you acting all jealous?
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I'm happy.
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Babe, don't be upset. Okay?
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Let me handle this.
Let me talk to the man.
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[ Groans ]
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[ Exhales ] Okay.
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Okay, Tray, I get it, man.
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Look, you been here
for six months.
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We all go on hard times,
but at some point,
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Tray, you got
to get off that titty.
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No, he was a formula baby.
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I don't know how he got
so attached.
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No, no, Ma, you ain't got
to tell my business.
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Let me ask you a question, man.
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What kind of bootleg father
are you,
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trying to give me advice?
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Huh, no, let me figure it out.
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Your unemployment ran out?
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You got kicked out your spot?
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-You got evicted?
-Ouch.
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Did you slip-and-fall
settlement,
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it wasn't as big as you
thought it was going to be?
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Roberta, did you tell this boy
all my business?
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No, no, she ain't
tell me nothing. I got you.
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You're as easy to read
as a "Jet" magazine.
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Oh, you got it all wrong, Tray.
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Carl just finished his
two-year degree at ITT Tech.
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I was sitting on the couch
doing nothing with my life,
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and then I made the call.
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I made the call.
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He could be a X-ray technician
or a dental assistant.
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Or you could be bumming off
a 60-year-old woman.
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Tray.
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Don't ruin this for me.
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[ Phone ringing ]
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Hey. Yo, what up, Bobby?
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Yeah.
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No, man, I still got some other
things I got to fix here, man.
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I'll holler at you later. One.
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You still messing with Bobby?
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Ma, he's family.
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Yeah, you said
the same thing about Wavy.
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You don't know the knife
is sharp until it cuts you, huh?
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You know what?
On that note, I'm out.
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I'm out. I can't do this.
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Yeah, Tray, your mom is right.
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You play silly games,
you win silly prizes.
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♪♪
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Hey!
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The prize, it's a whistle.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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That's gonna be fun tonight.
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I'm too much?
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She's standing there
with her wig to the side.
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Then he comes in wearing
a nightgown
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with these drawers on.
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I mean, these drawers
were so tight,
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looked like he had
the hammer of Thor
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between his legs,
not that I looked.
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Two seconds and that's it.
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All I know is he better not get
my mother pregnant
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because she is too old.
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I do not want my brother
looking like the fuckin'
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Elephant Man.
-Okay.
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Well, he's younger than her,
but she looks happy.
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I heard women reach their sexual
peak in their 60s.
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I don't mind her getting hers.
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I just don't want to listen
to it every night.
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Sounds like you got to get
your own place, then.
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I want to.
I just don't know how to.
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I ain't got no money.
I ain't got no job.
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When you locked up, people don't
tell you how much freedom costs.
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Well, you know, the check
came in from the insurance
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company on the truck,
and there's a little left over.
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So we could help you out
with first and last.
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If you need a good broker,
I know a few.
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Yo, Josh, I appreciate you going
above and beyond for me, dude.
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It's nothing. We're family.
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Yeah, like in
a "Diff'rent Strokes"
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kind of way, right?
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What you talking about, Tray?
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This is the hottest building
in Brooklyn.
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Man, I remember this place,
used to be an insane asylum.
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The church bought it back
in the '80s.
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We used to spend summers here
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playing basketball
in the basement,
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making zip guns,
doing arts and crafts.
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The karate school,
the teacher was an ex-Marine.
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I remember him roundhouse
kicking a 5-year-old girl
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in the chest because she ain't
know how to do push-ups.
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Let's go.
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Isn't this lobby beautiful?
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As you can see,
it's been fully restored.
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They had to.
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Crackheads stole everything,
the floors,
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the doors,
the walls, the windows.
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They even stole the elevator.
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Only a crackhead can steal up.
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[ Elevator bell dings ]
-Mmm.
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So I can tell you that this
apartment
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is competitively priced
at $3,500 a month.
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Competitive with who,
the White House?
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The Playboy mansion?
Neverland Ranch?
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This is way out
of my price range.
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♪♪
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This one is a little more
in your price range.
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Yeah, now this is what
I'm talking about.
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This one is a little cozy.
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Does it have a view?
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♪♪
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[ Toilet flushes ]
-Give him some time.
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Am I gonna be seeing
this all the time?
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Because I got plants
I want to put in the window.
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So every time
I water the plants,
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I got to see
this dude's ass crack?
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Oh, my god.
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♪♪
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Now you can't tell me
this isn't perfect.
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[ Cat meows ]
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Oh, you mean to tell me this
little one comes with the place?
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I'm sure we can work
something out.
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I never stroked a pussy
this big before.
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Aren't you lucky?
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No, I'd say this place ticks
all the boxes,
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and it's in your price range.
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So what do you say?
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[ Cat purring ]
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Thank God they finally
got rid of the body.
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They didn't find her
for three weeks.
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I heard the cat ate her.
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[ Cat hisses ]
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♪♪
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I've got a great feeling
about this next one.
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One B.R., half-bath.
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Let me guess, one big rat
and a big ass sink.
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I'm not going to lie to you,
Tray, not no.
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So do you want it?
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♪♪
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I can't believe it's so hard
to find a place, man.
Yeah.
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This is harder than finding
a Puerto Rican
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in a Woody Allen movie.
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Back in the days, when you
wanted to find a spot,
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all you needed was $500
and your baby cousin's social.
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Well, don't get discouraged.
It's our first day at it.
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I'll look at some more listings.
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I'm sure that there's something
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a little bit more reasonable
out there.
251
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Holy -- Oh, my god.
252
00:09:54,356 --> 00:09:56,575
That's in --
Okay, you know what?
253
00:09:56,575 --> 00:09:59,361
Maybe we look at something
outside of the city, uh,
254
00:09:59,361 --> 00:10:01,014
Queens, the Bronx.
255
00:10:01,014 --> 00:10:03,887
I heard Newark is really nice,
actually.
256
00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:05,280
From who?
257
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:07,978
Newark is New York's asshole,
258
00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:11,068
smells like a dead body
dipped in garbage truck juice.
259
00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,026
You know, Corey Booker
had to run for president
260
00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:14,811
just to get the fuck
out of Newark.
261
00:10:14,811 --> 00:10:18,858
Man, when I was in prison,
it was just easier.
262
00:10:18,858 --> 00:10:21,818
Free room and board,
three hots and a cot.
263
00:10:21,818 --> 00:10:26,736
Look, you've paid the price,
Tray, 15 years.
264
00:10:26,736 --> 00:10:27,954
You paid.
265
00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:30,131
Let's do it again tomorrow,
okay?
266
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:32,785
I'll see you in the morning,
Josh.
267
00:10:32,785 --> 00:10:34,526
♪♪
268
00:10:34,526 --> 00:10:36,876
And if you look to your right,
269
00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:39,009
you will see a happy
Brooklyn native.
270
00:10:39,009 --> 00:10:41,054
Now, generations of his family
271
00:10:41,054 --> 00:10:43,622
probably grew up right here
on this very block.
272
00:10:43,622 --> 00:10:45,102
Have a wonderful day.
273
00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:49,411
♪♪
274
00:10:49,411 --> 00:10:50,412
That you, Tray?
275
00:10:50,412 --> 00:10:52,631
Want to get a game of 2K in?
276
00:10:52,631 --> 00:10:56,635
Yo, you got
my Platinum FUBU on?
277
00:10:56,635 --> 00:10:58,333
Hmm. For Us, By Us.
278
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,595
You mom said I could
wear anything
279
00:10:59,595 --> 00:11:02,119
that looked better on me.
280
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:04,077
Hey, while I got you here,
let me ask you something.
281
00:11:04,077 --> 00:11:07,820
I want to talk to you about
your plans for the future.
282
00:11:07,820 --> 00:11:09,213
I mean, now that your mom
and I are living together,
283
00:11:09,213 --> 00:11:10,997
and I'm the man of the house,
284
00:11:10,997 --> 00:11:12,912
I want to lay down
some ground rules,
285
00:11:12,912 --> 00:11:14,305
but you got to get a job,
286
00:11:14,305 --> 00:11:16,089
and you got to be able
to pull your own weight.
287
00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:18,701
Your mom's retirement check
can't cover all three of us.
288
00:11:18,701 --> 00:11:21,051
-You feel me?
-Mmm, I feel you.
289
00:11:21,051 --> 00:11:23,880
Listen, I did 15 years
in prison, right,
290
00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,274
and I done met the best
con men in the world,
291
00:11:26,274 --> 00:11:28,841
way better than Bernie Madoff,
all of that,
292
00:11:28,841 --> 00:11:32,497
but if you think you gonna
come up in here and push me out
293
00:11:32,497 --> 00:11:35,065
just so that you could
take advantage of my mother,
294
00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:38,851
you got another thing coming.
-Aah!
295
00:11:38,851 --> 00:11:41,245
You going to lose
your privilege, boy.
296
00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:43,160
What the hell is going on here?
297
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,944
He's no good, Ma,
trying to push me out
298
00:11:44,944 --> 00:11:45,989
so he can take advantage
of you.
299
00:11:45,989 --> 00:11:50,341
Just stop it! Stop it!
300
00:11:50,341 --> 00:11:52,343
You don't need to protect me.
I can protect myself.
301
00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:53,910
If I want to bring a man up
in this house,
302
00:11:53,910 --> 00:11:55,825
I can bring a man up
in this house.
303
00:11:55,825 --> 00:11:59,176
You got to stop
disrespecting Carl.
304
00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,917
If you won't do that,
you got to --
305
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,832
you got to get out
of my house by tomorrow.
306
00:12:02,832 --> 00:12:07,924
♪♪
307
00:12:07,924 --> 00:12:10,187
Mom, this is the second time
you kicked me out.
308
00:12:10,187 --> 00:12:11,667
I...
309
00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:17,020
♪♪
310
00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:20,328
Whew, that boy is strong!
311
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:23,853
I mean, you can stay
on the couch
312
00:12:23,853 --> 00:12:25,420
until Shay and the kids
get back in town.
313
00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:27,117
Hopefully I have a place
by then.
314
00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:28,858
Oh, this one popped up
an hour ago.
315
00:12:28,858 --> 00:12:30,294
It's a little further out
than you want to be,
316
00:12:30,294 --> 00:12:33,297
but price is right.
317
00:12:33,297 --> 00:12:35,430
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
318
00:12:35,430 --> 00:12:37,780
[ Phone rings ]
319
00:12:37,780 --> 00:12:39,825
Hey, Bobby, what's up?
320
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,741
Sorry for yesterday, man, I got
caught up in a few errands.
321
00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:46,092
Yeah. No, no!
I can meet you there today.
322
00:12:46,092 --> 00:12:47,442
I can be there right now.
323
00:12:47,442 --> 00:12:49,922
All right, G. One.
324
00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:51,446
Bobby want me to come up
to the shop.
325
00:12:51,446 --> 00:12:52,751
Come on, Tray.
326
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:54,144
I mean, this spot
on Rockaway Ave,
327
00:12:54,144 --> 00:12:55,493
it might not
be available tomorrow.
328
00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,103
I can't keep blowing him off.
329
00:12:57,103 --> 00:12:59,323
Man, I canceled my
writer's workshop for this.
330
00:12:59,323 --> 00:13:00,759
I know, but this
sounds important.
331
00:13:00,759 --> 00:13:02,326
Dude, it --
332
00:13:02,326 --> 00:13:05,155
Listen, I told him
I would be there.
333
00:13:05,155 --> 00:13:07,897
It's always one step forward
and two steps back, Tray.
334
00:13:07,897 --> 00:13:09,507
We'll catch up later.
335
00:13:09,507 --> 00:13:11,117
-All right.
-All right.
336
00:13:15,339 --> 00:13:18,168
♪♪
337
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:20,823
The devil's best disguise
is as your friend.
338
00:13:24,957 --> 00:13:27,177
Remove yourself
from all negativity.
339
00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:29,484
Seek your independence.
340
00:13:29,484 --> 00:13:33,052
I try and I try and I try
341
00:13:33,052 --> 00:13:35,054
to be a positive force
in my community.
342
00:13:35,054 --> 00:13:37,274
There's nothing I can do.
343
00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:38,841
That's not entirely true.
344
00:13:38,841 --> 00:13:41,409
What if you didn't sell drugs
to your community?
345
00:13:41,409 --> 00:13:44,542
♪♪
346
00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:46,109
-Crack is back.
-Oh, yeah.
347
00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:48,285
[ Gunshots ]
348
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,721
The special tape around
the grip,
349
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,375
the serial numbers
are filed off,
350
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:54,552
and the trigger repels
fingerprints.
351
00:13:54,552 --> 00:13:57,338
This is a body snatcher, son.
352
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:58,643
My nigga.
353
00:13:58,643 --> 00:14:02,952
♪♪
354
00:14:02,952 --> 00:14:04,519
-I got this, cuzzo.
-Yo, but wait a minute --
355
00:14:04,519 --> 00:14:05,955
-Don't worry about it.
-This is just FUBAR.
356
00:14:05,955 --> 00:14:07,391
-I got this.
-Where you going?
357
00:14:07,391 --> 00:14:09,872
Bobby, come on, man,
stop acting crazy.
358
00:14:09,872 --> 00:14:12,527
Bobby! Fuck.
359
00:14:12,527 --> 00:14:14,746
♪♪
360
00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:16,879
[ Explosion ]
361
00:14:16,879 --> 00:14:20,491
Shit!
362
00:14:20,491 --> 00:14:22,406
A man is destined to repeat
his mistakes
363
00:14:22,406 --> 00:14:24,321
if he doesn't learn
from the past.
364
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:28,760
[ Pigeon cooing ]
365
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:37,900
♪♪
366
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:46,909
♪♪
367
00:14:46,909 --> 00:14:49,825
♪♪
368
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:54,090
You're my contractor,
get it done.
369
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,700
What?
You're going to sue me?
370
00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,876
Oh, yeah?
Well, I'll sue you for suing me.
371
00:14:57,876 --> 00:14:59,922
-Kitchen, bathroom, bedroom.
-Mind if I check around?
372
00:14:59,922 --> 00:15:01,489
Yeah, sure, go right ahead.
373
00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:03,491
Look, I haven't seen you
in two weeks,
374
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:05,797
and when I do, you --
you overcharge me,
375
00:15:05,797 --> 00:15:07,495
and your workers
don't even speak English.
376
00:15:07,495 --> 00:15:09,888
I mean, Google translator
had to ask Yahoo!
377
00:15:09,888 --> 00:15:11,586
just to know what
the hell they were saying.
378
00:15:11,586 --> 00:15:13,588
-How much?
-10 grand?
379
00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,024
-What?
-Not you.
380
00:15:15,024 --> 00:15:17,156
Look, the lobby doors
are locking tenants
381
00:15:17,156 --> 00:15:18,462
inside the building.
382
00:15:18,462 --> 00:15:20,029
It -- it's a goddamn
escape room in here.
383
00:15:20,029 --> 00:15:21,465
$2,500 a month,
384
00:15:21,465 --> 00:15:23,598
and I'll need first
and last up front.
385
00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:26,252
Look, Mr. Kelly,
I'm not a perfect guy.
386
00:15:26,252 --> 00:15:29,038
The last year I've been headed
in the right direction.
387
00:15:29,038 --> 00:15:31,475
If you gave me this apartment
at a much lower price,
388
00:15:31,475 --> 00:15:34,086
it would help keep me
on the right track.
389
00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:37,525
Is there anything
you can do for me?
390
00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:39,614
Eat me.
391
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,355
So you want it or not?
392
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,880
Screw me? Screw you.
You're fired.
393
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,751
I just hope I get to be there
when karma ass
394
00:15:46,751 --> 00:15:48,884
fucks you with a cactus.
395
00:15:48,884 --> 00:15:50,842
Hey, hey, watch it!
Watch it!
396
00:15:50,842 --> 00:15:52,191
-You good?
-Yeah.
397
00:15:52,191 --> 00:15:53,628
Okay.
398
00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:56,065
Goddamn contractor was supposed
to fix that.
399
00:15:56,065 --> 00:15:58,328
Whoever did this used 2s
instead of 4s.
400
00:15:58,328 --> 00:15:59,851
Yeah?
401
00:15:59,851 --> 00:16:02,637
If you get me a butter knife,
I can fix it for you.
402
00:16:02,637 --> 00:16:04,682
You got experience
with carpentry?
403
00:16:04,682 --> 00:16:07,642
Yes, carpentry, electrical,
and plumbing.
404
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:10,471
Where'd you learn all that?
405
00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:11,994
ITT Tech.
406
00:16:11,994 --> 00:16:13,865
I was sitting on the couch,
and I wasn't doing much.
407
00:16:13,865 --> 00:16:17,390
So I decided to make the call.
408
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,175
Well, I'm sure the tenants
would love to have
409
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,830
an on-site superintendent,
and I'd like to not commute here
410
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,527
every time one of these
millennials needs to change
411
00:16:23,527 --> 00:16:26,661
a compact fluorescent
light bulb.
412
00:16:26,661 --> 00:16:29,228
Thank you, Mr. Kelly,
thank you.
413
00:16:29,228 --> 00:16:33,581
♪♪
414
00:16:33,581 --> 00:16:36,888
$1,500 for a one-bedroom
in Park Slope Half.
415
00:16:36,888 --> 00:16:39,108
It was always meant to be.
416
00:16:39,108 --> 00:16:40,588
Thank you, good looking out,
417
00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:43,547
and I heard what you said,
man, and from here on out,
418
00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:45,418
there's going to be
steps forward,
419
00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:48,030
and my next step
is to get me a job,
420
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:49,988
a J-O-B.
421
00:16:49,988 --> 00:16:52,730
Hmm, well, if I were you,
I'd go with what I know.
422
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:56,168
Well, I know cooking,
and I know Brooklyn.
423
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:58,127
Now, if you look over here
to your right,
424
00:16:58,127 --> 00:17:01,130
you'll see the famous
Velvet Milk Coffee Shop.
425
00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,219
This coffee shop has been
a staple in Brooklyn
426
00:17:03,219 --> 00:17:04,873
for over 30 months.
427
00:17:04,873 --> 00:17:08,180
That's over four decades
in hipster coffee shop years.
428
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,444
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you want some real history?
429
00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:14,056
This place was a brothel
called the Velvet Room.
430
00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:17,146
It was run by a one-eyed hooker
named Blackbeard
431
00:17:17,146 --> 00:17:19,583
because she had a long hair
hanging from her chin.
432
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,280
Okay, the place was so cheap,
433
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,630
you had to bring
your own sheets,
434
00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:24,632
and the hookers
had punch cards.
435
00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,590
Pardon me, sir, these people
paid good money
436
00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:28,157
for an authentic tour
of Brooklyn.
437
00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:30,986
So if you'll excuse us,
we'll be on our way.
438
00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:33,379
Authentic?
Y'all want authentic?
439
00:17:33,379 --> 00:17:36,165
Y'all call this Brooklyn.
We call it Crooklyn.
440
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:39,472
Before the hipster coffee shops
and the farmers' markets,
441
00:17:39,472 --> 00:17:42,301
these streets was run
by mobsters, gangsters,
442
00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:45,087
players, and hood legends.
443
00:17:45,087 --> 00:17:47,393
-What's a hood legend?
-A hood legend?
444
00:17:47,393 --> 00:17:50,396
That's a male or a female who
made history on these streets.
445
00:17:50,396 --> 00:17:51,963
Oh, like Drake.
446
00:17:51,963 --> 00:17:54,662
No, not like Drake,
more like John Booknight,
447
00:17:54,662 --> 00:17:56,968
the greatest knockout artist
in Brooklyn.
448
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,623
As a matter of fact,
y'all standing on the streets
449
00:17:59,623 --> 00:18:01,669
where this legend was born.
450
00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:05,498
John Booknight was 6-foot-4,
260 pounds
451
00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:09,111
with a bald head and fists
that looked like cinder blocks.
452
00:18:09,111 --> 00:18:12,331
If you owed John money
or showed disrespect,
453
00:18:12,331 --> 00:18:13,855
he only had to say one word.
454
00:18:13,855 --> 00:18:16,248
Yo!
455
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,554
Tray: Then it was lights out.
456
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,078
I ain't got your money, John.
457
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:24,343
Tray: I once seen him punch
a man clean out of his shoes.
458
00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:25,736
What happened here?
459
00:18:25,736 --> 00:18:28,652
Only the greatest knockout
in Brooklyn history.
460
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:32,221
The time was
November the 5th, 1996.
461
00:18:32,221 --> 00:18:34,092
[ Indistinct conversations ]
462
00:18:34,092 --> 00:18:37,008
Tray: John had some beef with
some dudes up on Bushwick Ave,
463
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,401
and when they heard...
464
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:39,576
Yo!
465
00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,840
Tray:
...they knew who it was.
466
00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:45,364
They stepped to him anyway.
467
00:18:45,364 --> 00:18:48,803
[ Grunts ]
468
00:18:48,803 --> 00:18:52,023
[ Grunts ]
469
00:18:52,023 --> 00:19:00,902
♪♪
470
00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:02,033
Yo!
471
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,035
[ Gasps ]
472
00:19:04,035 --> 00:19:08,387
[ Gun clatters ]
473
00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:10,651
Tray: John was outnumbered,
but one by one,
474
00:19:10,651 --> 00:19:12,565
he bodied them all.
475
00:19:12,565 --> 00:19:16,091
It didn't matter if you was man,
woman, child, or beast.
476
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:17,483
If you heard "Yo!"
477
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:19,921
from a bald-headed
brother from Brooklyn,
478
00:19:19,921 --> 00:19:23,751
you'd better pray to God
it wasn't John Booknight.
479
00:19:23,751 --> 00:19:31,410
[ Applause ]
480
00:19:35,284 --> 00:19:36,894
[ Man on television
speaks indistinctly]
481
00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:39,114
Mommy, I got a new spot,
482
00:19:39,114 --> 00:19:42,421
and, better yet,
I got a new hustle.
483
00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,902
What is it?
484
00:19:44,902 --> 00:19:47,513
[ Exhales ]
485
00:19:47,513 --> 00:19:49,646
I'm just so glad
to see you, son.
486
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,954
In other news, a large shipment
of firearms was seized today
487
00:19:52,954 --> 00:19:55,565
in the back of a truck
in Brooklyn.
488
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:58,307
The truck was driven
by Robert Barker.
489
00:19:58,307 --> 00:20:01,005
Police say Barker was driving
15 miles per hour
490
00:20:01,005 --> 00:20:03,965
over the speed limit
when he was pulled over.
491
00:20:03,965 --> 00:20:05,836
In Manhattan today,
there was a march
492
00:20:05,836 --> 00:20:09,144
protesting the latest contract
by sanitation workers.
493
00:20:09,144 --> 00:20:10,145
They're seeking
higher medical...
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