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I mean, honestly, why
should you even care about me?
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You've suffered through enough
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of these stories, haven't you?
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Privileged, upper
middle class man-child
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goes on emotional journey
of self-discovery.
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God, I'm sick of
this shit myself.
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It's like, dude, you don't
have any real problems,
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so you made some up.
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I guess if there's
one saving grace,
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one reason you
should hear me out,
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it's that there's been
no self-discovery.
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It's just been me taking
a Molotov cocktail
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and burning down what could've
been a pretty good life,
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and that's always
fun to watch, right?
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I know you wanna hear
how I fucked it all up
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as long as it's not
happening to you.
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Now, you're probably wondering
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how the money-maker
went out of business,
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so why don't we get
that out of the way.
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So we gather these coconuts
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and we fasten them to the
long bamboo poles, right,
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and we created this
makeshift pontoon boat,
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and with that we were able
to kinda navigate our way
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through the cove
and the channel,
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and there's these
amazing sea turtles
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that came up to the boat,
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but we had to get
back to the island,
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'cause you know,
some guys were hurt.
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Two double Jack and Coke's.
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Oh, I'm fine with my vodka.
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Take the drink.
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I'm being nice.
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Okay, thanks.
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Today, buddy.
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Oh, did you mistake
me for the bartender?
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And here, I mistook you for
the guy warming my seat.
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You're the guy she's
been talking about.
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The one she's never
met anyone like.
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I hear that and I think,
that sounds like a challenge.
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Yes, I am the
Bowser, the Big Boss,
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the Lancelot atop
his shining horse
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that you must joust for
her hand in marriage.
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You're right, this
dude's weird as hell.
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I like it.
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Aha, she likes it.
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Looks like you've
lost this round
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my honorable sparring partner.
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Time to give up the throne.
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Are you serious?
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You're gonna go home
with this clown?
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Okay, you're no
fun anymore, dude.
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I want my seat back
and my date back.
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Don't think so homes.
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She told me you two just met.
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That means this
piece is fair game.
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This piece, the
fuck you just call me?
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Oh, lovely Sierra, it's
not this gentleman's fault
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his mommy never
taught him how to talk
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to such a fine piece of
ass such as yourself.
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You think you're clever, huh?
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You think you got this
sorted out, don't you bruh?
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Yeah bruh, kinda
looks like I do.
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I think you need to get
the fuck out of my face.
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I think you need to take
a time out at another table
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and think about the hurtful
things you've said here today.
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We should find him
a friend though,
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or he's gonna look a little
silly sitting all alone
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all red in the face like
that with his eyes quivering.
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- How do you do that?
- I am serious, bro.
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Oh, yeah, I can tell
and that's your issue.
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You need to lighten
you load, man.
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All these unresolved anger
issues and excess testosterone
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are driving you nuts,
no pun intended.
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I mean they say the male
menstrual cycle doesn't exist,
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but walk a mile in another
man's jockstrap and then speak.
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You know what I'm saying?
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You need to find a place
to put all this passion,
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blow off some steam.
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Personally, I
recommend getting laid,
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but not looking
great for you, is it?
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I have a number for a great
therapist you could call.
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Oh, man, I really
didn't see that coming.
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That whole
thing you were doing.
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I thought you were constipated.
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Is he fucking serious?
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Is he high?
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Hey, do you mind if we
exchange insurance info though.
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My face is kind of
how I make my living,
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and I think you might've
set me back a bit here.
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Should teach you to keep
your mouth shut, you dumb fuck.
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Later, bro.
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Oh, hey, my place or yours?
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Rain check?
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Bye, Felicia.
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Yeah, it seemed
funny at the time,
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but now I'm actually
screwed for work.
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I mean, I could try and book
roles as an MMA fighter,
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or a professional
whack-a-mole player
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who only plays with his face,
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or someone who thought
giraffes looked cuddly,
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but didn't account for their
enormous kicking power,
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but these are all
very niche roles,
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and the making a living thing
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is just the tip of the iceberg.
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So, before you get
inside my head,
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lets take it back to
the start of the week,
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and talk about how we got here.
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Noted, so
the primal scream works,
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but the cold water in your
face isn't a personal favorite.
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What are you gonna do next,
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put a horse mask covered in
fake blood under the sheets?
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Fake blood?
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Oh my God, it's day
four of this shit,
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I think we're past
the theatrics.
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Can't you just
whisper sweet nothings
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into my ear or something?
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Baby, I wanna give you a
special gift this morning
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for being such a
good boy and doing
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a proper morning
routine with me.
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Are you ready for it?
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It's the gift of Jazzercise.
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Come on, buddy.
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Come on, keep up.
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But like I said, she
doesn't understand
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because she just sits
in an office all day,
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so she thinks I have it
made going to New York,
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or London, but what
she doesn't get is
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that I'm in the hotel
working on my presentation,
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or I'm in the boardroom,
and I only get like 72 hours
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max to explore the city
and just have some me time,
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so it's just, it's not what
people think it is, you know?
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Yeah, yeah.
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That's why I'm so happy
the culture is changing,
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you know, it used to be
all yoga, spinning classes,
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but now it's so
common to see these
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pure meditation classes just
creeping into the curriculum.
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Like, it's the perfect way
to just get some silence,
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- clear your mind...
- Yeah, yeah.
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And it's a dream in the
morning 'cause the only thing
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you can hear are the
sound of the sparrows.
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Or are those Blue Jays?
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Don't open your
eyes though mister,
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that'll defeat the whole point.
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I didn't open my
eyes or my mouth.
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Then who said that, hm?
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Not me, must have
been a Blue Jay.
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Okay really, stop talking now,
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you're messing with my focus.
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Have a nice day at work.
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You too, big guy!
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First day, so exciting!
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Don't think I'm
going easy on you
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just 'cause your mom
got you this job.
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It's true this business
is filled with nepotism,
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but even the best of them
got to where they got
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from tongue-tickling
the golden frenulum,
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if you know what I mean?
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It's hard to not
know what you mean.
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Don't interrupt
me, all right kid?
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I'll lose my train of thought.
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What I'm saying is, feel lucky
I'm willing to take you on
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and actually compensate you.
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There's plenty of schmucks
out there trying to learn
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the business that
would do this for free.
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My mom said you
weren't paying me.
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I am paying you in
the invisible currency;
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exposure, access to my contacts.
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I spend a decade building
my entire network
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and you just get to
hop on the gravy train?
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You're welcome.
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- Thanks.
- Yeah, no problem.
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Look, you scratch my back, I'll
scratch wherever you'd like.
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I'm a generous guy.
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Did you bring the stuff?
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Stuff?
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The stuff, the
fuckin' stuff I told you
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to bring on your first day!
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Yeah, sorry, for
a second I thought
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we were doing a
drug deal, you know?
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You asking if I brought
the stuff, the alley...
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Why are you still talking?
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Why?
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Show me what you got.
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Yeah, um, I got the
Moleskine, a pack of HB pencils,
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a roll of quarters,
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- and a lighter.
- Nice.
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And a copy of Hemingway's
"A Moveable Feast."
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All right, good start
my little scavenger.
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Light me up.
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Let's go.
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Good start.
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I promised myself, the moment
I get my own assistant,
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I ain't lighting
my own cigarettes.
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That's peasant shit.
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You're probably wondering
about the other stuff.
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It's a little cryptic.
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Jacob, I'm the last of
a dying breed, all right?
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I'm not a publicist
who sits in his office
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and diddles his phone all day.
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I'm out in the streets.
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Smelling the constant
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turnover of youth
like a bloodhound.
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But I am not a six-headed Hydra.
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I need someone taking notes.
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That's what your pencil
and Moleskine are for.
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Oh, I mean, I have an iPhone.
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It has a notepad.
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You know at the four star
sushi restaurants in Japan,
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when a sushi chef
is in training,
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he only gets to make egg sushi
for the first three years
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before he touches any fish.
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So Jacob-san, you
are now in training,
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and your little iPhone
is the fishy, no touchy.
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Which brings me to the roll
of quarters in your pocket.
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Oh, that, no, I'm
just happy to see you.
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No, but you will be.
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So any time you need
to make a phone call,
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you find a phone booth
and you use your quarters.
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Yes, sir.
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Ah, don't call me
sir, all right, buddy?
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We're friends now, all right?
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We're teammates.
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Get off me, Jesus, you
actors are all such queers.
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I actually have a girlfriend.
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Yeah, I have a
beard, you are a beard.
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Okay, uh, speaking of which,
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you never explained
the Hemingway.
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Oh, give me that, yeah.
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I couldn't find it
at the bookstore,
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so I was just hoping you would.
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Good job, grasshopper.
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All right.
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By the way, is there like
a set schedule for this job
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or do we just go until whenever?
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'Cause I have a commercial
shoot in a few hours.
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You're a PA too?
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You're trying to make a career
out of being an assistant?
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No, actually, I'm the talent.
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Yeah, and I'm Paris Hilton.
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- What is...
- No, you never watched it?
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- What is?
- Her and like whatever.
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They used to do that
"My Simple Life."
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- Paris Hilton.
- No?
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Ah, forget it you're you.
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Hi Jacob, welcome.
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Like we talked about, this
is for the new cafe section.
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Today we're just focusing
on store brand cookies.
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You think you can handle that?
250
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:32,464
Yeah, I think so.
251
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,766
Good, okay, we're
gonna start with a wide,
252
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,901
so just keep it
nice and natural.
253
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,470
We'll be shooting MOS,
so I'm gonna be talking
254
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,772
to you while we're
rolling, all right?
255
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,741
- Sounds good.
- Camera rolling?
256
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,075
Rolling.
257
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,078
So Jacob, just go ahead
and walk out of frame.
258
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,480
Come back in, open the cupboard,
259
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:52,117
and take a bite out of the
cookie, nice and natural.
260
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:52,984
Go ahead.
261
00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,593
Uh, hang on.
262
00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,194
What was that?
263
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,462
What?
264
00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,497
The look that you made
on your face right now.
265
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,499
What, what was that?
266
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:08,633
You said to act natural,
267
00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,669
so I was just doing
what felt natural.
268
00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,170
What?
269
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,673
Well, if I came home and
there was nothing in my cupboard
270
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,641
except for a single plate
with a cookie on it,
271
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:19,544
I'd be confused but also
pleasantly surprised, so I...
272
00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:20,979
Yeah, no, no, no, no.
273
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,481
What I mean to say is,
he's extremely relaxed.
274
00:11:23,483 --> 00:11:25,950
He's just a guy after a
long day eating a cookie.
275
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,318
He's not over thinking it.
276
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,486
Yeah, there's no emotional
journey that he goes on
277
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,354
because of this cookie.
278
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,689
He just eats it.
279
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,358
Exactly.
280
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,293
- Okay.
- Let's try it again.
281
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:38,029
- Camera rolling.
- Yeah, rolling.
282
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:42,267
Action.
283
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,342
Cut!
284
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:52,744
Delete that last take.
285
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,813
Delete both of those
takes, actually.
286
00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,482
Jacob, if I were to use that
last take in the commercial,
287
00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,052
what kind of a message do
you think that's gonna send?
288
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,153
I have no idea.
289
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,021
It says, "eating
this cookie makes
290
00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:04,589
"me wanna blow my brains out."
291
00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,224
Well, I wouldn't
say it that harsh.
292
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,393
But yeah, that's kinda
what we're seeing here.
293
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,994
Jacob, do you
even like cookies?
294
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:11,663
Yes, I like cookies.
295
00:12:11,665 --> 00:12:13,431
Good, because for a second
I thought we hired someone
296
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,434
for a cookie commercial who
doesn't like fucking cookies.
297
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,404
I'm sorry Jacob, she's
just really passionate.
298
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:23,074
Why don't we try to find
something in between.
299
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:26,344
Can we get a new
hero cookie please?
300
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,747
This is just for the wide.
301
00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:31,249
This is gonna be a long day.
302
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,408
Thanks for seeing me
so much later than usual.
303
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,545
Oh, I've only been
up 16 hours, what's
304
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,080
I'm right there with you.
305
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,716
Cassie was in Full Metal Jacket
mode this morning, day four.
306
00:13:04,718 --> 00:13:06,885
You actually went
through with that!
307
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,554
Well, I for one think
it's a good thing.
308
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,989
Join us in the land
of the living, Jacob.
309
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,490
A little vitamin
D won't kill you.
310
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:14,058
Are you kidding me?
311
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,494
Look at this skin, I'm a direct
descendant of Count Dracula.
312
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,663
No, you are a
direct descendant of
313
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,131
enough to pay for your therapy.
314
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,000
Oh, thanks, mom!
315
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,635
Yeah, I guess it's a
fair trade for the unpaid
316
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,003
internship she got me.
317
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,137
Oh, right!
318
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,272
How was the first day?
319
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,940
Oh, let's see.
320
00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,742
Fine gentleman named
Anthony made me pay
321
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,477
for his mid-afternoon
beer because he
322
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,013
forgot his wallet, listened
to him make sexual overtures
323
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,015
to his female clients
on speakerphone
324
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,416
and read him Hemingway out loud
325
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,252
between calls for inspiration.
326
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:43,488
Okay, let's come back to that.
327
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,323
How are you and Cass?
328
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,425
I don't even think I'm
on her radar anymore.
329
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,528
It's like I've dissolved
into nothingness.
330
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,263
Is that what it's like with
you and your girlfriend?
331
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,598
No.
332
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,100
No, most lesbians I know
are pretty drama-free.
333
00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:58,002
Jacob, that's nonsense.
334
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,671
We're like any other couple.
335
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,639
We just work through our stuff
336
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,608
and we're there for each other.
337
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,510
We don't just ignore each other.
338
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:06,644
Like Cassie ignores me.
339
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,846
Well, yeah.
340
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,282
I'm sorry, but you've been
coming here every week
341
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,484
for what, three months?
342
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,386
You obviously wanna
make a change with her,
343
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:18,289
but I keep hearing the
same thing every time.
344
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:20,191
That's what you get paid
the big bucks for, to listen.
345
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,694
No, I get paid the
entry-level bucks to listen
346
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,529
and then provide solutions.
347
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,964
Well, then let's
go, Dumbledore,
348
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,398
bewitch me with your wisdom.
349
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,967
Are you calling me
Dumbledore because he's gay?
350
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,369
Oh my God, spoiler alert.
351
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,372
Look, you tell
me about your life,
352
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,241
and you actually open up.
353
00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:38,977
And that's more than I get
from most of my clients.
354
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,578
But I want you to
go a step further.
355
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,814
I want you do something
about your problems.
356
00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:43,982
Yeah, and what is that?
357
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,650
Just tell me what to
do, and I'll do it.
358
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,021
I'm not gonna silver
spoon you, Jacob.
359
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,657
You get enough of that from
the other women in your life.
360
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,059
Low blow.
361
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,428
All right, fine, you're right.
362
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,664
I'll get outta here,
you get some sleep.
363
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,698
Really?
364
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,100
You're setting me free early?
365
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,369
Yes, but I'm booking you
for a couple days from now
366
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,537
so we can talk about
some solutions together.
367
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,539
Coffee's on me.
368
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,407
Deal.
369
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,780
Oh, yeah.
370
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,181
Oh, don't move.
371
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,718
Oh, yeah, be my statue, Jakey.
372
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,395
I've known her
since we were kids,
373
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,697
and she has the attention
span of a squirrel monkey,
374
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,299
which is perfect because
now she'll be surrounded
375
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,800
by them in the jungle.
376
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,436
She thinks she can just fly
the coop whenever she wants,
377
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,570
but now she's
almost out of money
378
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,472
and she's stuck in Costa Rica.
379
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,274
That sounds nice actually.
380
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,642
With her brother.
381
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:47,445
And it's just weird
because they're like
382
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,314
beyond attached at the hip.
383
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,915
It's like they're
the same person.
384
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:54,152
She even says, "Aaron
and I are the same soul,"
385
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:57,221
and they're just
so touchy-feely.
386
00:15:57,223 --> 00:16:00,959
Like, I'm not saying there's
anything going on there,
387
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:04,095
but I think there's
something going on there.
388
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,630
You would know.
389
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,098
What, how would I know?
390
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,466
I kissed my cousin once, I
tell you that in confidence
391
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,634
and now you're making
chippy little comments.
392
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,169
What, no.
393
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,438
You would know about Sylvia
because you grew up with her.
394
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,539
Right?
395
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:19,577
Speaking of which,
last night, amazing.
396
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,846
Like, really, really good.
397
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,649
But you know how you
told me to tell you
398
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,685
if I ever wanted
anything like different?
399
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,087
Yeah.
400
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,789
Well, sometimes I just
find when I'm getting close
401
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:35,827
to the edge, it helps if
I can just concentrate.
402
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,328
That makes sense.
403
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,265
Like, I really just need
to be able to get in my zone.
404
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,367
Pass the arugula.
405
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,469
Sure Kanye, so, spit it out.
406
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,636
What do you need from me?
407
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:48,039
Well, if you could
just like not talk,
408
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:51,509
and when I close my eyes, don't
ask me to look at you, okay?
409
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,511
I think in order for
me to really get there,
410
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:56,047
I just, I need total
silence from you.
411
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,949
- And total darkness?
- I know,
412
00:16:57,951 --> 00:16:59,317
you like to keep the lights on.
413
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,518
I mean, I don't blame you,
414
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,553
but just like, for me.
415
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,355
Why don't we just do a
role play where I put on
416
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,858
a Morphsuit and we can
pretend I'm a human dildo?
417
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,192
Would you be into that?
418
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,394
Would you be into that?
419
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,964
I don't know,
just spit balling.
420
00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,944
Good evening, folks.
421
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,346
Let's get down to it, shall we?
422
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:05,450
That fact that you were
accepted into this course,
423
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,618
means you already
have some experience
424
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,688
in the industry as an actor.
425
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,457
But if you really want to catch
426
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:15,760
a casting director's
attention, you're going to need
427
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,030
to tap into other
parts of yourselves.
428
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:25,503
Young lady, I wonder if you
would hop into the hot seat.
429
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,643
Kendall, when I came
in I noticed that you
430
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,480
and your classmates
were sitting in silence.
431
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,549
So I'm sure you had
plenty of time to think.
432
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,586
I'm gonna turn the camera
on and ask you to tell me
433
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,255
what you were thinking about.
434
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,324
That's a bit personal.
435
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,796
Acting
is a bit personal.
436
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,565
Okay, um, but
I can't remember.
437
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,102
Take a moment to
think if you like,
438
00:18:58,104 --> 00:19:02,240
and share only what you
feel comfortable sharing.
439
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,979
I, I was thinking
what a privilege
440
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,419
it was to sit next to
actors who obviously
441
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:16,921
take their craft very seriously
442
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:19,757
or else they wouldn't be here,
443
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,659
and how great it is that we can
444
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,363
work together towards
succeeding together.
445
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,466
Okay.
446
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,700
Very nice, Kendall.
447
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,568
Thank you.
448
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,271
Jason, you're up.
449
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:40,378
Jason, you seem like a
thoughtful young man.
450
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,647
Perhaps you can tell me
what you were thinking
451
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,583
just before I walked
into the room.
452
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,352
I don't know.
453
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,955
Nothing much, just observing.
454
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,660
But I can tell you what's
going through my mind now.
455
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,028
Oh, please.
456
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,997
I heard you were very
experimental, but honestly,
457
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:03,401
I don't know what the hell
this has to do with acting,
458
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,403
and what I do know is that
we're a third of the way
459
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,471
through our hour with
you and it feels like
460
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,574
you're just burning the clock.
461
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,510
Very nice, thank you, Jason.
462
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,111
Jacob, you're up.
463
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,619
Go ahead.
464
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,523
Well, what was I thinking?
465
00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:28,926
I was thinking, well
I was feeling like
466
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:35,533
I was having an
existential crisis.
467
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,501
This knot in the pit
of my stomach like,
468
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:39,270
it's so confounding to me.
469
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,838
If I want something
to work this badly
470
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,240
why can't I just be relaxed?
471
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:44,508
Why do I have to have a
nervous breakdown every time
472
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:45,743
I'm able to do something
about the thing
473
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,778
that I care about most?
474
00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:50,381
I was thinking, why
are we all so quiet?
475
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,550
What is this, the first
day of math class?
476
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,385
Why can't someone
just speak up and say,
477
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,686
"Hey, what's your name,"
or "How was your day?"
478
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,455
Why can't I be that person?
479
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,357
I mean even if I'm not able
to say anything right in my
480
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,692
regular life, you'd think
I'd be able to take advantage
481
00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,728
of the first five seconds
of meeting someone new,
482
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:08,499
where they've give me the
benefit of the doubt, but no.
483
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,167
Sorry.
484
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,772
No, that's quite all right.
485
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,374
Thank you, Jacob.
486
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:28,953
There are countless
actors just like you,
487
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:32,890
who can book bit roles
or commercial gigs.
488
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:36,294
But you want to carry a
film on your shoulders
489
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:40,831
and be seen by audiences,
not just art houses.
490
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,267
- Correct?
- Yes, please.
491
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:47,438
If you want to be sought
after with consistency,
492
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:50,441
you have to embody
something greater
493
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,443
than your selfish aspirations.
494
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:55,946
Okay, you're getting way
too metaphysical for me here.
495
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,416
Plus you couldn't even
get a sound proof room?
496
00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,351
There's been a crane
outside all day.
497
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:05,022
Look, if you're honestly
not happy with the course,
498
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:09,260
please feel free to take
advantage of the refund policy.
499
00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,095
All right, carry on.
500
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,468
If you want to be riveting,
501
00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,104
you must radiate a certain aura.
502
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,742
You must vibrate at
the frequency of truth.
503
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,612
Truth is like a lightning bolt,
504
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:34,118
shocking an audience out of
its slumber and into a fervor.
505
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:39,190
Give them truth and they'll
hang onto every word you speak,
506
00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:43,027
follow every flick of your eye.
507
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:48,199
But an artist cannot convey
what he does not possess.
508
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:51,702
Audiences, producers,
casting directors,
509
00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:56,006
they will sense it from
you and want more of it,
510
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:59,510
even if they can't put
their finger on why.
511
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:04,415
Speaking of why, why haven't
we done any scene work yet?
512
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:08,319
I mean, that was a brilliant
speech, don't get me wrong,
513
00:23:08,321 --> 00:23:10,087
but how are we expected to learn
514
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,989
if we can't get any
hands-on training...
515
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,627
The exercise we did earlier
was the beginning of that.
516
00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:22,867
And look, if you can't bring
that kind of honesty to bear
517
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,069
in a class of three people,
518
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:28,172
you're never going to
be able to do it on set
519
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:31,242
with 30 crew members
staring at you.
520
00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,577
I feel you.
521
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,615
Jake, what you
showed us earlier,
522
00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:42,887
is that something that
comes naturally to you?
523
00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,588
The oversharing?
524
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:49,960
No, no, um, I guess, I guess
being in this environment
525
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:55,733
and around other actors
brings it out of me.
526
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,035
It's like a safe space for me.
527
00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:01,205
Hey, don't make
fun of safe spaces.
528
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,307
I, I wasn't.
529
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:06,510
- I was being sincere.
- Yeah, I'm sure.
530
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,180
My, sparks flying.
531
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:13,484
For next class, I want you
to prepare a monologue,
532
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:18,322
any subject so long as it's
about you and your life.
533
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:20,558
You're gonna have to work
on developing your own
534
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,794
voices before you do
any character work.
535
00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:25,529
Okay?
536
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:41,912
Jacob.
537
00:24:41,914 --> 00:24:43,414
Robert.
538
00:24:43,416 --> 00:24:45,816
I'd sooner you
called me Mr. Williams.
539
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,951
At least for the moment.
540
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,319
I really hope we
can get to the point
541
00:24:48,321 --> 00:24:49,453
where I can call you Robbie.
542
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,255
I'm sure you would.
543
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:55,125
Snide little bastard
came after me, didn't he?
544
00:24:55,127 --> 00:25:00,498
Jacob, how can I put this
without, what do the kids say,
545
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,866
gas lighting you?
546
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,668
Gassing me up?
547
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,337
That's the phrase.
548
00:25:06,339 --> 00:25:09,707
Listen, I can see
you have that quality
549
00:25:09,709 --> 00:25:13,844
I spoke of during class, but
I've taught myself to see it.
550
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,447
To the untrained eye,
you're just more kindling
551
00:25:16,449 --> 00:25:18,148
for the headshot bonfire.
552
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,383
So, how
do I get there?
553
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:21,051
How badly do you want it?
554
00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:23,354
It's all I care about.
555
00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:28,425
Then take drastic measures
to deepen yourself as a person,
556
00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,197
and it will come through
clearly in your performance.
557
00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:34,665
But don't wait.
558
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,135
The whole journey thing is
just bullshit in this game.
559
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:42,540
You either radiate the
X factor, or you don't.
560
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:45,409
Okay, Simon Cowell, thank you.
561
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:50,481
I knew I shouldn't have
worn this gray T-shirt.
562
00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:52,383
Who's your favorite Beatle?
563
00:25:52,385 --> 00:25:54,485
Enough.
564
00:25:54,487 --> 00:25:59,256
Or I'll make you deliver your
monologue in a posh accent.
565
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:13,504
Let's explore that further,
566
00:26:13,506 --> 00:26:15,940
this self preservation instinct.
567
00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,408
Were you always like that?
568
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:20,678
No, no, as far as I can
remember, I was a calm kid.
569
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,547
But one day when I was like 11,
570
00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:24,915
my dad sat me down and said,
571
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:27,051
"Son, you're gonna
be a man soon,
572
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:29,453
"and that means it'll be
your job to be the rock,
573
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:31,055
"and that means never
showing you're scared,
574
00:26:31,057 --> 00:26:33,691
- "even when you are."
- Oh boy, that'll do it.
575
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:37,094
And I wasn't scared,
I was just a dumb kid.
576
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,362
But he looked past me and said,
577
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,564
"Jake, there's nothing
to be afraid of, anyway.
578
00:26:40,566 --> 00:26:41,899
"You need to pick
your fears apart
579
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:43,934
"until they have
no power over you.
580
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,103
"Go ahead and tell me
something you're afraid of."
581
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:49,473
And I didn't want to disappoint
him so I made something up.
582
00:26:49,475 --> 00:26:51,542
Right, yeah.
583
00:26:51,544 --> 00:26:53,377
I said, global warming.
584
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:55,946
And he goes, "Jake, that's
just something that politicians
585
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,815
"made up to push their agendas,
586
00:26:57,817 --> 00:26:59,316
"and just because small
things might happen
587
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:01,051
"like the San Andreas
fault line cracking
588
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,653
"and California
falling into the ocean,
589
00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:05,055
"it doesn't matter 'cause
you're safe here in Canada."
590
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:07,791
And I told him "Dad, I
wanna move to California
591
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:09,226
"to become an actor."
592
00:27:09,228 --> 00:27:11,629
And he said, "Well, Al Gore
is winning in the polls
593
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,664
"right now and he cares very
much about global warming
594
00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,232
"so either way you'll be fine."
595
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:16,934
Hm, how inconvenient.
596
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,469
Ha.
597
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:21,238
And then goes, "Jake, I'm on
a roll, give me another one."
598
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,807
So, I said, "Well I've heard
a lot about STD's lately,
599
00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,409
"so I think I'm gonna
wait until I'm married
600
00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,144
- "before I kiss anyone..."
- Aw.
601
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,079
I was 11, shut up.
602
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:31,348
And he says, "Jake,
that's just a bunch
603
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,416
"of right-wing propaganda.
604
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,351
"We never used
protection in my day
605
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,120
"and I left plenty
of orgies unscathed."
606
00:27:36,122 --> 00:27:37,955
Wait, you were 11
when he said this?
607
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,690
Yeah, he doesn't sugarcoat.
608
00:27:39,692 --> 00:27:41,792
Then he goes, "I've
done my research,
609
00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,293
"and there's nothing
you can catch down there
610
00:27:43,295 --> 00:27:45,996
"that you can't get rid of,
except for herpes and warts,
611
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,798
"but there are special
groups where you
612
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:49,466
"can date other
people who have those,
613
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,468
"so either way it's nothing
to lose sleep over."
614
00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:54,038
So I take it you and
Cassie use protection?
615
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,239
Every time.
616
00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,042
Yeah, I guess that talk
was a turning point for me,
617
00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:01,278
because by trying to
help me not be scared,
618
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,347
pops passed along his own
neuroses of playing out
619
00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,150
every possible
best-worst case scenario.
620
00:28:06,152 --> 00:28:10,421
And you've been walking
on eggshells ever since.
621
00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:17,161
Sometimes I think you
must hate listening to me.
622
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:20,531
It takes so long to dig
through my fragile male psyche.
623
00:28:20,533 --> 00:28:23,867
No, actually, I find guys
are straightforward in therapy.
624
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,335
They just repress all
day and come in here
625
00:28:25,337 --> 00:28:27,538
- and gush it all out.
- Really?
626
00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:28,572
- Mm hm.
- Huh.
627
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:34,344
Well, I'm gonna work on
my straightforwardness,
628
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,747
and maybe one day I could
be one of your guy friends.
629
00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:38,816
More straightforwardness
would be good.
630
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:40,084
For you, not for me.
631
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:42,352
I mean, for me too.
632
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:44,154
But mostly for you.
633
00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:48,058
Yeah, you're probably right.
634
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,359
I'm dying out
there with Anthony.
635
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,562
This guy actually makes
me light his cigarettes
636
00:28:51,564 --> 00:28:53,430
and hold an umbrella to
shield him from the sun.
637
00:28:53,432 --> 00:28:55,199
Oh, when you clearly
need it more than him.
638
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:56,333
No, no, no, you
don't understand.
639
00:28:56,335 --> 00:28:57,701
Listen to this.
640
00:28:57,703 --> 00:28:59,103
So, he tells me he's
gonna show me what
641
00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:02,406
it's like to really get
access to the best clients.
642
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:03,741
So, we wait outside
an audition room
643
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:06,510
and prey on girls as
they come outside.
644
00:29:06,512 --> 00:29:09,680
I mean, he literally said,
"Jakey, Sandra is the casting
645
00:29:09,682 --> 00:29:12,082
"director for this project
and she's a total bitch,
646
00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:14,284
"so they're all gonna be a mess
by the time they come out."
647
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:15,552
Hm, good guy.
648
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,387
And sure enough, one
by one he picks them off
649
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:20,190
and smooth talks these
poor actresses into giving
650
00:29:20,192 --> 00:29:22,559
me their Facebook info so
he can introduce them around
651
00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,394
at some industry party
later that night.
652
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,563
Oh, well, at least
he's a generous creeper.
653
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:29,767
That's the thing, he told
me after they'd all left
654
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,436
that he was just gonna ditch
them as soon as he got inside,
655
00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,072
and that he's only using
them to get past the bouncer.
656
00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:39,376
I'm sorry, remind me why
you're working for him again?
657
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,411
My mom says he knows a lot
of people in the industry,
658
00:29:41,413 --> 00:29:42,646
and he promised to introduce me
659
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,715
to his contacts if
I proved myself.
660
00:29:44,717 --> 00:29:46,383
Mm hm, just like
he's going to introduce
661
00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:48,752
those girls to his contacts?
662
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:50,320
Ah, good point.
663
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,556
You are definitely
going to have
664
00:29:52,558 --> 00:29:54,725
to assert yourself more, Jacob.
665
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:56,326
That's what all the
signs are pointing to.
666
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,561
Maybe.
667
00:29:57,563 --> 00:29:58,796
Maybe it'll help me
come up with a monologue
668
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,330
for my next Advanced
Acting class.
669
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,566
Oh, right, how'd that go?
670
00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,101
With that Robert
Williams guy, right?
671
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,069
He basically just told us
we were all good enough actors
672
00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,905
already and in order to level up
673
00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:11,341
we needed to emit
an aura of truth.
674
00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:13,911
Maybe what he's getting
at is that if you can be
675
00:30:13,913 --> 00:30:16,580
more honest with yourself
you stop creating stress
676
00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:19,016
inside yourself and would
come across better on camera.
677
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,485
Okay, but how to do that?
678
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,519
I mean, everything you ask me,
679
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,021
I just you what I'm
really thinking.
680
00:30:24,023 --> 00:30:24,855
Isn't that what you mean?
681
00:30:24,857 --> 00:30:26,657
Yeah, but that's here.
682
00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:29,359
You need to extend that
to the rest of your life.
683
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,494
Solutions, remember?
684
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,461
Solutions, yeah.
685
00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,931
But what are you saying?
686
00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,466
Well, if you can say
what's on your mind
687
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:38,001
in the rest of your
life, maybe this aura
688
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,469
will just come to you.
689
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:40,637
I can't just speak my mind.
690
00:30:40,639 --> 00:30:42,339
Half the things I think
are batshit crazy.
691
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,174
No, that's fine.
692
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,276
There is actually a school
of thought that's becoming
693
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:48,378
popularized in the
psychotherapy community
694
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:51,715
called the mindspeaking
method, where you,
695
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:52,850
well, its what it sounds like,
696
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:54,685
you just speak your
mind at all times.
697
00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:56,053
That's terrifying.
698
00:30:56,055 --> 00:30:57,821
Solutions, Jacob.
699
00:30:57,823 --> 00:31:00,557
I don't want you to
need therapy forever.
700
00:31:00,559 --> 00:31:03,460
Just think of it as
playing a character.
701
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:04,828
A character, I can
play a character.
702
00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:06,396
And except the
character is you.
703
00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,865
Wait, wait a minute.
704
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,566
Look, you have
nothing to worry about,
705
00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,568
you're so diplomatic.
706
00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:13,537
It's like telling a
quiet person to be loud.
707
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,172
In their mind, suddenly
they're shouting,
708
00:31:15,174 --> 00:31:17,307
but to you they
finally sound normal.
709
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:20,244
Okay, but I'm gonna think
about how to approach this
710
00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:21,078
and I'll start in a week.
711
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,512
Jacob, come on.
712
00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,715
My anniversary dinner
with Cassie is tonight!
713
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,316
And I got a callback for
a decent role for once,
714
00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:27,718
it's in a couple of days.
715
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,353
Then that's the perfect
opportunity to tell Cassie
716
00:31:29,355 --> 00:31:31,421
all the things you
tell me about her.
717
00:31:31,423 --> 00:31:33,857
And congrats on the callback.
718
00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:35,092
Thank you.
719
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,393
It's now or never, Jacob.
720
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,362
That's pretty much
what Robert said too.
721
00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:40,631
Oh, that's how you know.
722
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:43,000
Okay, fuck it.
723
00:31:43,869 --> 00:31:44,935
If this is what it
takes to be the actor
724
00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,603
that I need to be,
then I will do it.
725
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,372
One week of this
mindspeak thing.
726
00:31:48,374 --> 00:31:49,773
What is it again?
727
00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:51,675
You just say whatever
you're thinking all the time,
728
00:31:51,677 --> 00:31:54,511
to whoever you're with,
no matter the consequence.
729
00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:55,345
Oh shit!
730
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,849
Come on, you're too nice.
731
00:31:58,851 --> 00:32:00,684
Swing the pendulum.
732
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:03,186
I don't think you could take
it too far if you tried.
733
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:06,423
Iris, if I have one strength,
734
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,393
it's that when I commit to
something, I commit all the way.
735
00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:13,530
I've never seen
this side of Jacob.
736
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:15,866
Have a nice dinner
with your girlfriend,
737
00:32:15,868 --> 00:32:18,769
and remember, you're
just playing a character,
738
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:21,038
in the movie of your life.
739
00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:58,141
Oh, my God,
Jacob, this is so lovely!
740
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,476
I only did it
'cause I'm too cheap
741
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,844
to pay for a restaurant.
742
00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:03,413
And is this all vegan, too?
743
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:06,283
Oh gosh, Jakey,
you tried so hard.
744
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:07,451
This is so cute!
745
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,453
You know me, Captain Tryhard.
746
00:33:09,455 --> 00:33:12,823
Um, but if you don't mind,
I'm just going to, sorry.
747
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:16,426
Your cooking is
always so flavorless.
748
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,261
Have a seat.
749
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:19,196
Oh, okay.
750
00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,002
I'm just not used to
you making an effort.
751
00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:26,503
I got a little flustered there.
752
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:27,804
I don't make an effort?
753
00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,539
Well, not one that I can see.
754
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,876
So if you do make one, it's
like, an invisible effort.
755
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:35,312
Maybe we have different
definitions of effort.
756
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:36,480
What do you mean?
757
00:33:36,482 --> 00:33:37,948
It's the little things.
758
00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:40,283
Like, I know you don't like
making a scene in public,
759
00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:44,588
so I decided to have our
anniversary dinner at home.
760
00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,492
Oh, my God, Jacob.
761
00:33:48,494 --> 00:33:50,394
Finally.
762
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,895
Scarlet said she thinks
you never asked just
763
00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:53,463
'cause like your parents are
so screwed up and you were
764
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:57,534
too scared to settle down,
but I knew it was coming.
765
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:59,836
And look, I don't know if
I can say yes right away,
766
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,339
'cause there's still a lot
you're gonna need to work on,
767
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:05,675
but let's just say
I'm open to it.
768
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:06,543
Oh.
769
00:34:08,013 --> 00:34:12,015
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry,
I ruined your big moment.
770
00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:13,316
Go ahead, ask!
771
00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:15,052
I live for moments like these.
772
00:34:15,054 --> 00:34:17,487
You live for getting dumped?
773
00:34:19,391 --> 00:34:20,857
What?
774
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:22,492
We're done.
775
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,727
I mean, after you hear
what I have to say
776
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,429
you probably won't wanna
stay together anyway.
777
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,931
So, let's just pretend
you're dumping me.
778
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:30,600
Jacob, I don't know what
happened to you today,
779
00:34:30,602 --> 00:34:31,835
but it's not fair for
you to take it out on me,
780
00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,504
- especially tonight...
- You're not listening.
781
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:35,672
You never do.
782
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,675
You're supposed to be
the person I'm closest to
783
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:40,410
and sometimes I
wonder if we've ever
784
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,711
had a real moment together.
785
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:45,582
So to be real, I've grown
to kind of hate you.
786
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,052
And don't get me wrong, I love
the you that took pity on me
787
00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:52,122
in high school and loved me
even when I was a total dork.
788
00:34:52,124 --> 00:34:54,624
But somewhere along the
way I became your bellboy,
789
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:57,360
your chauffeur, your
social media consultant,
790
00:34:57,362 --> 00:35:00,297
and I hate everything
about our relationship now.
791
00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:01,598
I hate those matching sweatsuits
792
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,533
you bought us without asking,
793
00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:06,470
I'm not a prop for your selfies.
794
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:08,405
I hate the way you grow out
your armpit and leg hair
795
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,941
every November to
protest my mustache.
796
00:35:10,943 --> 00:35:12,609
My charity mustache.
797
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:15,145
I hate when you open your mouth
798
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,547
really wide to put on mascara.
799
00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:21,084
I hate when you stick your
hands literally down my pants
800
00:35:21,086 --> 00:35:23,487
to warm them up when we
get inside during winter.
801
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:25,455
You make my penis hate
you, is that what you want?
802
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,125
- Jacob, stop...
- No, I'm not done.
803
00:35:28,127 --> 00:35:30,160
I hate the way you cover
your boobs with your hair
804
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,761
and sing songs from
"The Little Mermaid."
805
00:35:31,763 --> 00:35:33,396
That's not cute.
806
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:34,831
I hate when I try to
have sex with you,
807
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,433
you tell me you're too
tired and then I wake up
808
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,635
in the middle of the night
to the sound of your vibrator
809
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,338
and you telling me you needed
to masturbate to fall asleep.
810
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:43,840
That's happened five
times in the last month.
811
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,009
I hate when you call
me sport, or dude,
812
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:48,311
or bro, or buddy, or
any variation of what
813
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,679
my guy friends call me.
814
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,582
You're not my guy friend,
you're my girlfriend.
815
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:55,352
Or you were and now you're not.
816
00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:59,122
Good luck finding
another girl like me.
817
00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,857
Oh, I hope I don't.
818
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,360
You can sleep on
the couch tonight.
819
00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:04,794
That's where you'll find
me till the end of the month
820
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:08,832
if you have any accounting
or social media inquiries.
821
00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:10,767
These avocados are too salty.
822
00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,435
I already salted them.
823
00:36:12,437 --> 00:36:14,070
You just added more.
824
00:36:51,009 --> 00:36:54,311
Yo, this guy has no
pull, no pull whatsoever!
825
00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:57,714
And I swear if he takes
another one of my clients,
826
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,350
I will personally,
personally make sure
827
00:37:00,352 --> 00:37:02,519
that his name is
worthless in this town,
828
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,854
and he can go back to
Bucharest or whatever shit hole
829
00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:06,890
that inbred came
crawling out of.
830
00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:09,759
Anyway, let me call you back.
831
00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,828
- Hiya boss.
- You're late.
832
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,497
And you're a sad little man.
833
00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,902
'Bout time you learned
to talk some smack.
834
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,570
Or else this business will
chew you up like dog food.
835
00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,173
Are you gonna bark
all day, little doggie,
836
00:37:23,175 --> 00:37:24,407
or are you gonna bite?
837
00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,076
Are you auditioning
for the "Reservoir Dogs"
838
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:27,544
stage play or something?
839
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,446
Nope, but sometimes
I wonder if you are.
840
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,381
All right relax, I wear
a suit like once a week.
841
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,250
I'm talking about
Sopranos wiseguy accent.
842
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:34,251
You said you grew up in Toronto,
843
00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,518
where the hell did
that come from?
844
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,054
I did, but I'm from
Woodbridge all right?
845
00:37:38,056 --> 00:37:40,390
Woodbridge is the Jersey
Turnpike of the GTA.
846
00:37:40,392 --> 00:37:41,424
Grab your Moleskine out.
847
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,093
Ah, shoot, I left it at home.
848
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:46,229
Well then go back home
and get it you clown.
849
00:37:46,231 --> 00:37:47,864
There's a lot of valuable
information in there.
850
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,633
Yeah, like all the Facebook
names of the actresses
851
00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:50,867
you're trying to fuck?
852
00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:52,302
- What?
- You shouldn't trust me
853
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:54,771
with such valuable
information, Tony.
854
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:57,574
I don't know if someone
spiked your soda water
855
00:37:57,576 --> 00:38:00,410
or your balls finally dropped.
856
00:38:00,412 --> 00:38:01,911
I bet you that's what it is.
857
00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:02,879
- Here, let me cop a feel...
- Keep your hands to yourself,
858
00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:04,114
you little pervert.
859
00:38:04,116 --> 00:38:07,784
Whoa, I'm just having
fun, this is fun.
860
00:38:07,786 --> 00:38:09,986
Where the hell do you get
off talkin' to me like that?
861
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:12,889
- You're a fucking bum.
- Wow.
862
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:15,325
I, I, I don't know what's
crawled up your ass
863
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:16,626
but I'm willing to
give you the benefit
864
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,928
of the doubt for the moment.
865
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,330
Believe me, your
mom's gonna be hearing
866
00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:22,132
every single word about
this and I'm gonna...
867
00:38:22,134 --> 00:38:23,500
Okay, good.
868
00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:24,301
Go ahead and tell her.
869
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,502
Tell her everything, Tony.
870
00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:27,337
Matter of fact, take this.
871
00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:28,471
Write down everything
I'm about to say,
872
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,274
I don't wanna be misquoted.
873
00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:32,809
- Watch what you say next.
- Or what?
874
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,311
- 'Cause I'm make sure...
- You're gonna what?
875
00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,745
Fire me?
876
00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,113
It's kinda hard to fire me
from an unpaid internship,
877
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:38,615
isn't it, Tony?
878
00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:40,450
Especially when you haven't
gathered any documentation,
879
00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:42,185
a social insurance
number, nothing.
880
00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,253
You know what, I've been
trying to figure out
881
00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:44,421
what's the most appalling thing
882
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,323
about this little
arrangement of ours.
883
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:48,525
It could be watching you
yell into your cell phone
884
00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,327
and then brag about your
mastery of technology
885
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:51,995
in the same breath.
886
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:54,030
Or the way you fake smile
to every potential client
887
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:55,832
and turn around and talk
to me like I'm a shit stain
888
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,300
on the bottom of your shoe.
889
00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:59,502
You'd never have the balls
to talk to anybody like that
890
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,871
in any other scenario, so
I'm pretty sure you just
891
00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,007
hired me so you could feel
like you have some power
892
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,676
in your life since
you clearly have none.
893
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,545
Or maybe it's the fact
you're a closet homosexual,
894
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,947
which I mean, I'm actor,
I get it, it's fine.
895
00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:12,882
What I'm not fine with is
you implying the only way
896
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,384
to get ahead in my
career is by doing people
897
00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:17,487
like you sexual favors, or
playfully grabbing my cock
898
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:19,656
and balls, all the while
hitting on actresses,
899
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:22,125
whoa, excuse me,
potential clients,
900
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:24,361
trying to live up to
some macho self image.
901
00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,995
Or maybe the worst part
is hearing you rant
902
00:39:25,997 --> 00:39:28,231
about doing business your
way, outside the box,
903
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:31,368
when the reality is,
you're a fuckin' failure,
904
00:39:31,370 --> 00:39:33,570
and the only reason I can
come up with to tell myself
905
00:39:33,572 --> 00:39:35,472
why I've spent this long
as your little bitch
906
00:39:35,474 --> 00:39:39,309
is so that I can learn
what to never, ever do.
907
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:42,579
Very nice.
908
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:45,615
You ungrateful prick.
909
00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:49,219
You can see yourself
to the door.
910
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:50,920
The door of your
nonexistent office?
911
00:39:50,922 --> 00:39:53,323
Or was that coming, like
my cell phone privileges?
912
00:39:53,325 --> 00:39:55,592
- Leave.
- Okay, here I go.
913
00:39:58,196 --> 00:39:59,829
Oh, gotta take this.
914
00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:04,200
Keep walking!
915
00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,835
Hey, can you tell my mom I'm
not gonna be home for dinner?
916
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,738
Yeah, just write it down
with all the other stuff.
917
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:15,378
Day two!
918
00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,514
Okay, this is just
store brand coffee,
919
00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:20,950
so it shouldn't take nearly
as long as last time.
920
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:22,118
Can we turn the lights down?
921
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,586
My eyes kinda hurt.
922
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:26,856
Jacob, that sense of humor
of yours, is quite lively,
923
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,925
but it's not why we hired you.
924
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,960
We just want to keep it natural.
925
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:32,262
Keep it generic.
926
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,396
Are we gonna go for a take,
927
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:35,398
or can I squeeze in a power nap?
928
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,567
Okay, camera rolling?
929
00:40:37,569 --> 00:40:39,436
Um, yeah, rolling.
930
00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:41,871
Jacob, whenever you're ready.
931
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:47,210
Mm, this coffee looks
so deliciously generic.
932
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,380
I'd love to try some but I
should probably get a lid
933
00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:52,549
like a normal person
so it doesn't get cold.
934
00:40:52,551 --> 00:40:53,650
Cut.
935
00:40:53,652 --> 00:40:55,118
Jacob, this is not
the time or place
936
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:56,486
to practice your line reading.
937
00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,655
Just drink the coffee.
938
00:40:58,657 --> 00:41:00,457
Jake, there's
no lid on the cup
939
00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:03,326
because we wanna use the
actual coffee in the shot.
940
00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,595
So, can we just do it
again, and this time for me,
941
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,430
just take a sip and
put it back down.
942
00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:10,066
See, that's how you
talk to the talent.
943
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,501
Please roll right now, Jim.
944
00:41:11,503 --> 00:41:12,502
Camera rolling?
945
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:14,671
- Yeah, rolling.
- Action.
946
00:41:23,448 --> 00:41:25,515
Cut, I liked it.
947
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,317
- Are we good?
- Better.
948
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:31,921
But, Jacob, we need you
to be a bit more natural.
949
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,523
Yeah, you mean
the way he brought
950
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,425
it up to his mouth, right?
951
00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:36,459
- Yeah, let's do it again.
- Yeah.
952
00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:37,694
This time more smooth.
953
00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:39,329
But wait, let me
think about this.
954
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,864
How do I drink coffee
when I'm by myself?
955
00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,465
Is it like this?
956
00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:44,534
No, I think it's
more like this.
957
00:41:44,536 --> 00:41:45,869
No I, I just sort
of turn at the elbow,
958
00:41:45,871 --> 00:41:47,370
I don't, I don't
raise my whole arm.
959
00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:49,472
- It's a little more...
- All right.
960
00:41:49,474 --> 00:41:50,373
- Yeah.
- Mm hm, mm hm.
961
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:51,941
- It's just, yeah.
- Hm, um.
962
00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,376
Coffee's getting cold, guys.
963
00:41:53,378 --> 00:41:55,512
- Wait.
- Uh, yes, okay.
964
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:59,449
For this take, let's just do
whatever feels most natural.
965
00:41:59,451 --> 00:42:01,217
Whatever feels natural?
966
00:42:01,219 --> 00:42:03,386
- Yes.
- You sure about that?
967
00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:05,021
Well the client seems to think
968
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,723
there was something wrong
with that last take.
969
00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:09,359
They're looking for something
a little more authentic.
970
00:42:09,361 --> 00:42:10,493
I'll try my best.
971
00:42:10,495 --> 00:42:11,761
Great, okay.
972
00:42:12,664 --> 00:42:13,530
Action.
973
00:42:26,344 --> 00:42:27,710
Tell the client that's
what came naturally.
974
00:42:27,712 --> 00:42:30,213
Oh, and hang on, I got this.
975
00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:35,418
If I had, excuse me, I'm
working on my line delivery.
976
00:42:35,420 --> 00:42:37,820
You're fired, you're fired.
977
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:41,357
God, I can't stand that guy,
but he's so fun to imitate.
978
00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:42,859
Goodbye, Jacob.
979
00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:46,329
Oh, it's okay, I've decided
commercials aren't for me.
980
00:42:46,331 --> 00:42:47,196
I hope you can sleep at night
981
00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:48,331
after pulling a stunt like that.
982
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,365
Thanks!
983
00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:51,734
I think I'll sleep like a baby.
984
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,174
Can you keep it down?
985
00:42:58,176 --> 00:42:59,709
I'm trying to sleep.
986
00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:02,745
Oh, sure, but thanks to you
my body clock is programmed
987
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:04,781
to wake up in four
hours to do a hybrid
988
00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,517
jiu-jitsu, Jazzercise, and
Buddhist chanting class,
989
00:43:07,519 --> 00:43:10,453
so I don't wanna
hear any complaints.
990
00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,458
Good night, love.
991
00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:49,959
Monologues, who
would like to go first?
992
00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:54,497
I'll get it over with.
993
00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:57,166
Wonderful, thank you, Kendall.
994
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:03,006
So, months ago I found out
that these Syrian refugees
995
00:44:04,442 --> 00:44:08,177
were coming to like,
resettle here or whatever,
996
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,445
but then like I...
997
00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:10,913
Can you stop saying
like every two seconds,
998
00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:13,316
it's just super distracting.
999
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:15,485
Okay, thank you, Jacob.
1000
00:44:16,454 --> 00:44:20,490
So, as I was saying, I
wanted to do something good
1001
00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:27,664
for the Syrian
refugees, but then like,
1002
00:44:29,601 --> 00:44:33,069
sorry, then I totally
forgot about them.
1003
00:44:36,274 --> 00:44:39,342
I mean, because I guess
I never really met any...
1004
00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:42,445
Yeah, not 'cause you're
a bad person or anything.
1005
00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,147
Are you saying
I'm a bad person?
1006
00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:46,349
No, no, I never met any either
1007
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,951
and I totally forgot
about them, too.
1008
00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:49,786
Right.
1009
00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:55,958
Then I saw a family of them
of them on the subway...
1010
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:56,893
- How do you know they were...
- And then there was this...
1011
00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:58,027
Syrian, you just assumed?
1012
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,697
No, I didn't just assume that,
1013
00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:03,733
I didn't just assume.
1014
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:06,469
There was a guy who was calling
them a bunch of terrorists
1015
00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:09,005
and they were telling him
that they were trying to flee
1016
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,741
the terrorists where
they come from, in Syria,
1017
00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:13,142
and then that made me think
1018
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,577
these are the people
that I wanna help,
1019
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,346
that I wanna give a
voice to as an artist.
1020
00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:21,317
The people who are
under-represented
1021
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:22,585
So you got up
and told that guy
1022
00:45:22,587 --> 00:45:25,888
to shove it and
take a hike, right?
1023
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:29,092
No, that's what
I was getting to,
1024
00:45:29,094 --> 00:45:30,827
that I felt like
I let them down,
1025
00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:32,361
because I didn't do anything,
1026
00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:37,266
and how that made me wanna help
them even more in this work,
1027
00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:43,339
and that's what I was trying
to say in my monologue.
1028
00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:45,475
Which I guess I'm done now.
1029
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,548
Thank you Kendall, very good.
1030
00:45:52,550 --> 00:45:53,850
Jason, you're up.
1031
00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:58,888
Please, Jason.
1032
00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:06,596
Um, I didn't have to
dig too deep for material,
1033
00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:09,565
because uh, since
the first class
1034
00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:12,068
I've been having a
rough couple of days.
1035
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,804
Oh Lord, tell
me about it bruh.
1036
00:46:17,408 --> 00:46:22,445
Um, I've been having a
real hard time at auditions,
1037
00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,981
and trying to hold my tongue
1038
00:46:24,983 --> 00:46:26,382
at the notes they're giving me,
1039
00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,418
especially how ridiculous
these roles are getting.
1040
00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:31,754
Yo, so, just tell
'em to stuff it, fam.
1041
00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:33,222
I did that last night
at a commercial shoot.
1042
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,158
It felt amazing.
1043
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,592
That's cool man.
1044
00:46:36,594 --> 00:46:40,163
So, next time just ask
yourself, what would Jacob do?
1045
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:41,497
So, what, you think
you're Jesus now?
1046
00:46:41,499 --> 00:46:44,300
I dunno dude, but there
is a Jacob in the Bible,
1047
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,336
maybe the Jason
part got cut out.
1048
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:51,274
Okay, as I was saying,
it just used to be that
1049
00:46:51,276 --> 00:46:54,911
the casting calls for
a young black male was
1050
00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:57,513
for some stupid role
like the token black guy
1051
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:00,817
or two episodes as the gay
soccer player on Degrassi...
1052
00:47:00,819 --> 00:47:02,785
Yo, you went
out for that, too?
1053
00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:04,420
I mean, I kissed my guy
friend to prep for that,
1054
00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:05,655
I didn't even get a call back.
1055
00:47:05,657 --> 00:47:09,592
Yeah, Jacob, this is
meant to be a monologue,
1056
00:47:09,594 --> 00:47:11,527
- not a dialogue.
- Sorry.
1057
00:47:12,597 --> 00:47:15,698
So, as I was saying, it just
seems that they're getting
1058
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,533
real aggressive with
the stereotypes,
1059
00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:22,171
and now they call me to
audition for a drug dealing,
1060
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:24,340
rapping, football
player with dreadlocks...
1061
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:25,975
Yo, let's be real though.
1062
00:47:25,977 --> 00:47:27,844
That sounds like a
dope character though.
1063
00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:29,011
Not if it's the only thing
1064
00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:30,446
you're getting called
out for though!
1065
00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:33,516
So, find a way to show
'em you can do more, dude.
1066
00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,351
Yo, I peeped your demo last
night, that shit was tight.
1067
00:47:35,353 --> 00:47:37,453
See, that's easy
for you to say.
1068
00:47:37,455 --> 00:47:38,654
You look like you were built in
1069
00:47:38,656 --> 00:47:40,022
the lab by the ghost of Hitler...
1070
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,325
Oh, okay, enough, boys.
1071
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:43,626
Enough.
1072
00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:45,194
Jacob, batter up.
1073
00:47:46,064 --> 00:47:47,930
I'm not even blonde.
1074
00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:56,138
Please spit your
gum out before
1075
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:59,508
- you begin, Jacob.
- Oh, sorry, I'm not.
1076
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:03,913
I just, I pretend to chew
gum when I'm nervous, so.
1077
00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:09,352
Little bit of mime work.
1078
00:48:09,354 --> 00:48:10,753
Yeah, um, okay.
1079
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:21,130
The truth is, I've
completely lost my way.
1080
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:27,904
I feel like one lie you
tell yourself piles on
1081
00:48:29,173 --> 00:48:31,707
and becomes a thousand
and before you know it,
1082
00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,709
you're the type of person
you once hated the most.
1083
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:35,845
Completely unrecognizable
to yourself
1084
00:48:35,847 --> 00:48:38,447
in the blink of an eye.
1085
00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:41,050
But the evils that have
overcome me are insidious
1086
00:48:41,052 --> 00:48:43,019
because they're not obvious.
1087
00:48:43,021 --> 00:48:46,255
I not an abuser, a serial
killer, or a rapist...
1088
00:48:46,257 --> 00:48:48,190
Uh, excuse me?
1089
00:48:48,192 --> 00:48:49,358
What?
1090
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:52,495
Can I get a trigger
warning next time?
1091
00:48:54,532 --> 00:48:57,600
- Are you serious?
- Yes, completely.
1092
00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:01,804
I didn't know people
said that in real life.
1093
00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:05,441
Um, what I mean is,
I'm not a bad person.
1094
00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:13,950
I just let a bunch of
little things add up
1095
00:49:13,952 --> 00:49:15,618
and become this
clusterfuck where there
1096
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,320
used to be some clarity.
1097
00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:21,290
I focus on looking cool
instead of being cool.
1098
00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:23,125
I shut my heart
because I tell myself
1099
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,593
there's no sense
in getting hurt,
1100
00:49:24,595 --> 00:49:28,230
and I'm completely dismissive
and ignorant towards
1101
00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:31,167
people that I have nothing
to lose by doing so.
1102
00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:32,935
Normal, human sins
you could argue,
1103
00:49:32,937 --> 00:49:35,438
but I'm better than that,
1104
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,940
and yet I let it get
the better of me.
1105
00:49:37,942 --> 00:49:41,544
And I have no idea
where to go from here.
1106
00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:47,383
There you have it.
1107
00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:52,121
There you have it.
1108
00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:52,989
Wonderful.
1109
00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:55,424
Thank you, Jacob.
1110
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:06,702
Ah, let me get that.
1111
00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:10,706
I don't want you to
throw out your back.
1112
00:50:19,117 --> 00:50:21,550
Do I really look
as old as I feel?
1113
00:50:21,552 --> 00:50:26,522
Do I really look like I
was made in a science lab?
1114
00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:29,091
No, you're not that handsome.
1115
00:50:30,395 --> 00:50:34,964
Good thing, too, or that's
all you'd be known for.
1116
00:50:34,966 --> 00:50:39,402
I wanted to ask you, do
you have any advice for me?
1117
00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:41,971
Yes, be better.
1118
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,707
Try harder.
1119
00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:46,042
I do scene work every day,
1120
00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,177
and I have a huge callback
in a couple hours.
1121
00:50:48,179 --> 00:50:52,314
I don't mean as an
actor, I mean as a person.
1122
00:50:52,316 --> 00:50:53,649
Ah.
1123
00:50:53,651 --> 00:50:56,652
Look, you're already
one of the most talented
1124
00:50:56,654 --> 00:51:00,723
actors I've taught in years,
but that isn't enough.
1125
00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:04,560
People have to feel a
difference when they meet you.
1126
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,730
They have to see
it in your eyes.
1127
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:10,733
They won't cast you tonight
because you tick their boxes,
1128
00:51:10,735 --> 00:51:13,502
they'll cast you
because it feels right.
1129
00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:16,772
And then they'll change
whatever their boxes say
1130
00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,341
so they can persuade themselves
that you ticked them.
1131
00:51:19,343 --> 00:51:21,777
ickity-tina-the-tinese-tickin'...
1132
00:51:21,779 --> 00:51:24,246
No, Jacob, it's great
that you're expressive,
1133
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:26,382
but sometimes you make me
feel that you've snorted
1134
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:29,351
a line of Adderall
before you came in here.
1135
00:51:29,353 --> 00:51:32,421
An actor can only
command attention
1136
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:34,223
if he can command himself.
1137
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,292
Yeah, okay, but have
you ever considered
1138
00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:38,961
you're maybe taking this
a little too seriously?
1139
00:51:38,963 --> 00:51:41,397
I mean, I wanna play
dress-up for a living, man.
1140
00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:43,132
And you know, I'd love
to think it's as deep
1141
00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:44,800
and meaningful as you
try to tell me it is,
1142
00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:46,435
'cause it makes me
feel so special, but...
1143
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:49,939
Yes, but you want to
make a decent living
1144
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:52,374
from playing
dress-up, don't you?
1145
00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:56,779
Have an actual career instead
of a two-year hot streak?
1146
00:51:56,781 --> 00:51:58,647
Support a family?
1147
00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:02,952
And it's not just about
avoiding the factory line.
1148
00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:07,389
It's about spiritual
life and death.
1149
00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:12,595
Okay.
1150
00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,330
You know what, I'll try
to do what you said,
1151
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,932
I'll try and push myself.
1152
00:52:16,934 --> 00:52:18,434
You know what, I'm gonna
start right now by going
1153
00:52:18,436 --> 00:52:20,636
to the liquor store and
then to my callback.
1154
00:52:20,638 --> 00:52:21,737
I don't see the connection.
1155
00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,305
Oh, you will, Robbie.
1156
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:25,474
Nope, we're not there yet.
1157
00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,309
Sir Williams III.
1158
00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:30,346
Drastic measures, Jacob.
1159
00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:33,015
Already on it, chief.
1160
00:52:54,438 --> 00:52:56,005
I remember you, director guy.
1161
00:52:56,007 --> 00:52:58,374
Very important
that I impress you.
1162
00:52:58,376 --> 00:52:59,508
Blow you away.
1163
00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:00,943
Not blow you, although
I've been told
1164
00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:02,878
that's a great way to get ahead.
1165
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,347
A head,.
1166
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,116
Nice to see you again, Jacob.
1167
00:53:07,118 --> 00:53:09,385
It's Aldrin, by the way,
for future reference,
1168
00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:11,820
and this is my casting
director, Sandra.
1169
00:53:11,822 --> 00:53:13,022
Hello.
1170
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:16,792
Wait, Sandra the
casting director?
1171
00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:19,795
Oh, my God, I feel like I'm
meeting a living legend!
1172
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,363
Your reputation precedes you.
1173
00:53:21,365 --> 00:53:25,201
No, no, no, people
are terrified of you.
1174
00:53:25,203 --> 00:53:27,469
I suppose I've
earned that reputation.
1175
00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,338
Jacob, don't mind
what you've heard.
1176
00:53:29,340 --> 00:53:32,041
I told Sandra how impressed I
was with your first audition.
1177
00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:34,510
She's gonna give you
all the time you need.
1178
00:53:34,512 --> 00:53:35,844
Yep.
1179
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:39,815
Please, make yourself
comfortable in the space.
1180
00:53:40,751 --> 00:53:42,384
I'm plenty comfortable, Aldy.
1181
00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:44,687
I appreciate the confidence.
1182
00:53:44,689 --> 00:53:46,722
I'm going to
read as your wife.
1183
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,524
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
1184
00:53:48,526 --> 00:53:50,759
Well, please begin.
1185
00:53:55,199 --> 00:53:56,865
How long have you
been waiting up?
1186
00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:59,368
Long enough to read all the
emails you sent this week,
1187
00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:03,038
make myself tea, and write
20 pages of the manuscript.
1188
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:05,341
Yeah and were the
emails as boring for you
1189
00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:06,709
as they were for me?
1190
00:54:06,711 --> 00:54:09,878
They were, and that's
what I don't get.
1191
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,580
How you've made it
this far up the ladder
1192
00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:14,416
in only six months
just by sending emails
1193
00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,285
to organize after work drinks.
1194
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:19,755
Maybe it's because no one in
politics uses email anymore.
1195
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:22,358
Or like, anyone under 50.
1196
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,395
Well, that conveniently rules
out most of your colleagues.
1197
00:54:26,397 --> 00:54:28,397
But they're not the
ones I'm worried about.
1198
00:54:28,399 --> 00:54:30,466
You're the one who
told to use my talents
1199
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:32,534
to make up for my
lack of experience.
1200
00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:34,803
I never told you I wanted
you to fuck your interns.
1201
00:54:34,805 --> 00:54:36,805
You're fucking ridiculous.
1202
00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:37,673
Oh.
1203
00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:44,446
Look, Carrie, I need a
teammate in this, okay?
1204
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,484
I need someone in my corner
patching up my wounds,
1205
00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:52,121
because it's a free-for-all
if we go on from here.
1206
00:54:52,123 --> 00:54:55,624
They're gonna tear me apart,
every bad decision I ever made,
1207
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:58,427
every joint I smoked in high
school, they'll dig it up.
1208
00:54:58,429 --> 00:55:00,496
So the last thing I need
is for you to be playing
1209
00:55:00,498 --> 00:55:02,431
the role of paranoid housewife.
1210
00:55:02,433 --> 00:55:04,500
You're better than that.
1211
00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:07,336
You're the one pulling
the strings here.
1212
00:55:07,338 --> 00:55:09,571
I'm just the fucking mouthpiece.
1213
00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:11,640
I'm nothing without you.
1214
00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:15,511
I need you to trust me.
1215
00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:20,082
I need you because no one
will trust me if you don't.
1216
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:25,154
When will you stop drinking?
1217
00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:27,823
How can I trust anything
you say anymore?
1218
00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:29,091
Come to bed.
1219
00:55:30,528 --> 00:55:34,496
The audit starts tomorrow,
I can't stay up any longer.
1220
00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:35,364
Cut.
1221
00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:39,368
Frankly, Jacob, I figured
you had that kind of range
1222
00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:42,471
and I was already leaning toward
you, but I had to be sure.
1223
00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:44,940
And normally we would discuss
this and get back to you,
1224
00:55:44,942 --> 00:55:48,377
but I wanna use the opportunity
with you here to speed up
1225
00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:51,146
the process and
discuss some details.
1226
00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:53,449
Yes, I must say,
I'm impressed.
1227
00:55:53,451 --> 00:55:55,818
You didn't overplay
the drunkenness.
1228
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:57,519
He's a practiced alcoholic,
1229
00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,555
so he's not gonna be
staggering and slurring,
1230
00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:01,490
so you really nailed that
part of the character.
1231
00:56:01,492 --> 00:56:02,624
Thank you.
1232
00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,660
It probably helps
I'm actually drunk.
1233
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:06,328
Jacob, we're gonna have
to find a way to get you
1234
00:56:06,330 --> 00:56:08,330
to tone down that
dark humor on set.
1235
00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:09,698
I doubt that'll happen.
1236
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:12,201
And I'm serious, I'm
completely shitfaced right now.
1237
00:56:12,203 --> 00:56:14,069
I find that a little
hard to believe.
1238
00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,572
Oh, my darling, beautiful,
1239
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,909
but understandably
mistrustful wife,
1240
00:56:20,911 --> 00:56:22,911
my sweet, sweet Carrie.
1241
00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:28,317
Believe it.
1242
00:56:28,319 --> 00:56:30,319
He's not lying.
1243
00:56:30,321 --> 00:56:33,088
I'll let you take it from here.
1244
00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:35,257
Jacob, why?
1245
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:39,828
I need something tactile
to help me drop in.
1246
00:56:39,830 --> 00:56:42,364
If it says I'm wearing a
suit, I'd be wearing a suit.
1247
00:56:42,366 --> 00:56:45,200
If it said a cigar,
I'd have a cigar.
1248
00:56:45,202 --> 00:56:47,770
It says I got drunk,
so I got drunk.
1249
00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:50,939
Yeah, okay, but this
is network television.
1250
00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:52,441
There's a standard
of professionalism.
1251
00:56:52,443 --> 00:56:54,676
You can't show up
drunk to an audition.
1252
00:56:54,678 --> 00:56:55,511
Oops.
1253
00:56:58,015 --> 00:57:01,717
I'm willing, we're
willing to let this go,
1254
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,519
as long as you can
promise me that you
1255
00:57:03,521 --> 00:57:05,521
will never show up drunk again.
1256
00:57:05,523 --> 00:57:07,589
I can't promise that.
1257
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:10,926
Jacob, you are head
and shoulders above
1258
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,628
any of the other guys
we've seen for this.
1259
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:16,265
Okay, you just have this
thing, that they don't.
1260
00:57:16,267 --> 00:57:18,300
But this will never fly
on a professional set,
1261
00:57:18,302 --> 00:57:20,469
and we are sticking our
necks out for you here
1262
00:57:20,471 --> 00:57:21,970
by telling you that
we will let this go.
1263
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:25,274
So just tell me that you will
never show up drunk again.
1264
00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:27,376
I really wanna lie to
you and tell you that.
1265
00:57:27,378 --> 00:57:30,779
But it's part of my
process to commit 100%.
1266
00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:31,980
And part of that, for me,
1267
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:34,149
is doing everything
the character would do.
1268
00:57:34,151 --> 00:57:36,218
Well, what if your
character is a murderer?
1269
00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:38,454
Then I would go hunt
a deer or something.
1270
00:57:38,456 --> 00:57:40,155
I mean, I really
wouldn't want to...
1271
00:57:40,157 --> 00:57:41,824
Then why don't you drink
some apple cider vinegar
1272
00:57:41,826 --> 00:57:44,493
before coming to work and
pretend it's a Jack Daniels?
1273
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,796
Because it's
about how it feels.
1274
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:50,666
It's easy to sit on the other
side of the table and shout,
1275
00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:52,634
but emotions take time.
1276
00:57:54,305 --> 00:57:57,840
And if this guy's an
alcoholic, I'm gonna be drunk.
1277
00:57:57,842 --> 00:57:59,808
Drinking, maybe not
drunk all the time.
1278
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,477
I'm not unreasonable.
1279
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:05,414
Jacob, I'm sorry, I can't
bring you on for this.
1280
00:58:05,416 --> 00:58:06,782
If you change your
mind about your method,
1281
00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:08,517
send us an email, fast.
1282
00:58:08,519 --> 00:58:10,652
Not gonna change my
mind, it's how I work.
1283
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:12,521
It was a pleasure
working with you.
1284
00:58:12,523 --> 00:58:14,256
You don't have
to lie to me, Aldy.
1285
00:58:14,258 --> 00:58:15,591
All right then.
1286
00:58:15,593 --> 00:58:17,993
It was a profound
disappointment working with you.
1287
00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,528
That's what I'm talkin' about.
1288
00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:21,196
- Cheers, Sandra.
- You know, most actors
1289
00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:23,532
would kill for an
opportunity like this one.
1290
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:25,501
But would they kill a deer?
1291
00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:28,070
Didn't think so, but I would.
1292
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:32,007
Best of luck, hot shot.
1293
00:58:32,009 --> 00:58:35,277
You know, I don't care what
they say about you, Sandy.
1294
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,578
You're all right.
1295
00:58:53,464 --> 00:58:58,400
Ooh, ooh, ooh, how about
the ass on that one, bruh?
1296
00:58:58,402 --> 00:59:00,903
- I guess.
- What you mean, you guess?
1297
00:59:00,905 --> 00:59:04,840
Bruh, I would let that
thing suffocate me to death.
1298
00:59:04,842 --> 00:59:06,475
It's just weird to
me that bums are such
1299
00:59:06,477 --> 00:59:08,477
a point of sexual fixation.
1300
00:59:08,479 --> 00:59:11,513
I mean, you sit on them,
they collect germs all day,
1301
00:59:11,515 --> 00:59:13,315
you shit out of them, you
can't have sex with them
1302
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:14,550
without copious amounts of lube.
1303
00:59:14,552 --> 00:59:15,984
It's like the asshole
is literally screaming
1304
00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,587
"Please, don't fuck me, please!"
1305
00:59:18,589 --> 00:59:20,022
But yeah, I mean,
1306
00:59:20,024 --> 00:59:22,424
butts, that's what
gets me going.
1307
00:59:22,426 --> 00:59:26,428
That's such a, such a
white boy thing to say.
1308
00:59:28,098 --> 00:59:29,498
You're white.
1309
00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:31,366
You don't know me bruh.
1310
00:59:31,368 --> 00:59:33,402
I'm 1/8 Trinidadian.
1311
00:59:33,404 --> 00:59:36,171
I'm sure your
great grandmother is
1312
00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:41,076
Super random, but I just
broke up with my girlfriend,
1313
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:42,277
and I don't wanna
sleep on her couch.
1314
00:59:42,279 --> 00:59:44,479
Can I stay at your house?
1315
00:59:45,215 --> 00:59:46,548
Shit.
1316
00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:48,350
I just quit my job and
there's nothing on Kijiji.
1317
00:59:48,352 --> 00:59:51,386
Do you have any options
for gainful employment?
1318
00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:52,487
Anything.
1319
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:59,761
Oh, my God, dude,
you are so handsome.
1320
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,396
I mean, you probably have
a great personality too,
1321
01:00:01,398 --> 01:00:03,031
which kinda sucks
'cause people must have
1322
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,266
a hard time seeing that
through your looks.
1323
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,734
Well thank you,
you're far too kind.
1324
01:00:05,736 --> 01:00:08,971
No, no, I gotta
call it like I see it.
1325
01:00:08,973 --> 01:00:10,472
Well, I'm free right now,
1326
01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:12,307
how would you like
to go for a drink?
1327
01:00:12,309 --> 01:00:15,077
Ah, I'm straight, actually.
1328
01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:16,878
And wasn't that your boyfriend?
1329
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:18,413
Oh, no, just a friend,
1330
01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:20,482
and I dunno if you're straight.
1331
01:00:20,484 --> 01:00:22,250
That was quite the
compliment you gave me.
1332
01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:24,753
No, I swear, I just broke
up with my girlfriend.
1333
01:00:24,755 --> 01:00:26,088
And had a sexual awakening?
1334
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:27,322
No!
1335
01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,057
I, I can appreciate a
man's attractiveness,
1336
01:00:29,059 --> 01:00:30,726
it doesn't have
to be a gay thing.
1337
01:00:30,728 --> 01:00:31,994
A gay thing?
1338
01:00:31,996 --> 01:00:33,762
You know you're in the
gay village, right?
1339
01:00:33,764 --> 01:00:35,564
I am?
1340
01:00:35,566 --> 01:00:38,333
Weird, I sort of
randomly wandered here.
1341
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:40,068
Randomly wandered
into the gay village
1342
01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:42,971
and started
complimenting random men.
1343
01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:43,972
Sounds pretty gay to me.
1344
01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:46,575
No, I'm just a bit drunk.
1345
01:00:46,577 --> 01:00:48,276
Drunken words
are sober thoughts.
1346
01:00:48,278 --> 01:00:49,511
There was no thought
to what I said,
1347
01:00:49,513 --> 01:00:51,480
it was just pure gut instinct.
1348
01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:52,614
You're not helping your case.
1349
01:00:52,616 --> 01:00:54,149
I blurt things
out sometimes, okay?
1350
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,283
I'm trained to, I'm an actor...
1351
01:00:55,285 --> 01:00:56,418
You're really not
helping your case.
1352
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:58,020
How can I prove
to you I'm not gay?
1353
01:00:58,022 --> 01:00:59,254
I think the question is,
1354
01:00:59,256 --> 01:01:03,091
how can you prove to
yourself that you are?
1355
01:01:03,093 --> 01:01:04,793
Oh God, I'm so confused.
1356
01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:06,561
Exactly, goodbye.
1357
01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:10,565
Okay, goodbye,
beautiful stranger.
1358
01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:16,204
Hello, sir.
1359
01:01:16,206 --> 01:01:18,674
Will you take me to California?
1360
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:19,541
Aw.
1361
01:01:19,543 --> 01:01:24,312
Hey, yo, girl, you
probably got a nice butt.
1362
01:01:24,314 --> 01:01:25,781
Sorry, what?
1363
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,716
But I ain't seen it yet,
'cause you ain't passed me!
1364
01:01:27,718 --> 01:01:29,618
So, go on sugar, show us
what your workin' with.
1365
01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,720
You're funny.
1366
01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:32,888
I'm really not trying to be.
1367
01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,823
I just, I need to
validate my sexuality
1368
01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:37,125
and I have no idea
how to hit on a girl.
1369
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:38,660
Yeah, that's not how.
1370
01:01:38,662 --> 01:01:41,630
That's like a bad impression
of how guys try to pick me up.
1371
01:01:41,632 --> 01:01:43,832
Yes, I was doing
an impression of this
1372
01:01:43,834 --> 01:01:46,068
1/8 Trinidadian
man who taught me
1373
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,302
everything I know about women.
1374
01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,471
Wow, he sounds like a keeper.
1375
01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:51,206
Do you wanna introduce us?
1376
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,008
Probably should,
since I have no idea
1377
01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:54,342
why you're still talking to me.
1378
01:01:54,344 --> 01:01:56,311
- Stop messing with me.
- I'm not.
1379
01:01:56,313 --> 01:01:59,815
I'm not, I just have
no idea where I am,
1380
01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:03,385
but all these beautiful
creatures keep
1381
01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:06,388
I just, I feel this need
to acknowledge the beauty.
1382
01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:07,422
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1383
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:09,991
What's your name?
1384
01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:11,159
Lil' Jakey.
1385
01:02:11,161 --> 01:02:13,995
It's my 1/8
Trinidadian rap name.
1386
01:02:13,997 --> 01:02:16,264
Hello Jakey, I'm Sierra.
1387
01:02:17,267 --> 01:02:19,167
That's my real name.
1388
01:02:20,938 --> 01:02:22,104
I feel like I'm gonna die soon
1389
01:02:22,106 --> 01:02:23,538
and I have the sudden
urge to procreate
1390
01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:25,941
to ensure the continuation
of our species.
1391
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,509
- Oh really?
- Yeah.
1392
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:33,348
Completely unrelated but,
do you wanna get a drink?
1393
01:02:33,350 --> 01:02:35,684
- Sure.
- Then go get one.
1394
01:02:35,686 --> 01:02:36,952
You are messing with me.
1395
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:38,386
I'm not, I'm not.
1396
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:40,455
I'm just, I'm a
closeted asshole.
1397
01:02:40,457 --> 01:02:41,857
By that, I mean my
inner asshole comes out
1398
01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:43,291
of the closet when I'm drunk.
1399
01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,726
By inner asshole I
don't mean sphincter.
1400
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,963
I wanna make that very clear,
mostly for my own sake.
1401
01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:49,531
You're so
digging a hole here.
1402
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:51,833
Yeah, let's go get a drink.
1403
01:02:53,904 --> 01:02:55,403
It's so secluded in here.
1404
01:02:55,405 --> 01:02:56,905
Yeah, nobody ever
comes down here.
1405
01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:58,373
It's my favorite spot.
1406
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,408
One vodka water, my lady.
1407
01:03:00,410 --> 01:03:01,443
Where's yours?
1408
01:03:01,445 --> 01:03:03,211
Oh, drinking is bad for you.
1409
01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:04,613
I thought you
said you were drunk.
1410
01:03:04,615 --> 01:03:08,283
Yes, yeah, but I wanna
sober up for what comes next.
1411
01:03:08,285 --> 01:03:09,417
And what comes next?
1412
01:03:09,419 --> 01:03:11,553
You do.
1413
01:03:11,555 --> 01:03:12,954
Does that mean what
I think it means?
1414
01:03:12,956 --> 01:03:14,456
What do you think it means?
1415
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,458
That you think I'm
gonna go home with you
1416
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,126
because I agreed to a drink.
1417
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:20,428
Oh, my God, can we drop
this little charade please?
1418
01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:23,165
- What?
- Do you find me attractive?
1419
01:03:23,167 --> 01:03:24,499
I guess.
1420
01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:26,635
- Sexually?
- Maybe a little.
1421
01:03:26,637 --> 01:03:29,504
Okay, so, as long as I
don't make you uncomfortable
1422
01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:31,506
or do anything
completely psychopathic,
1423
01:03:31,508 --> 01:03:33,141
why don't we just acknowledge
where this is going,
1424
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:35,644
so we can get to know
each other as people.
1425
01:03:35,646 --> 01:03:38,079
Wow, when you put it like
that, I guess I can't say no.
1426
01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:40,448
But you can say
no at any point,
1427
01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:42,350
and I'm totally
gonna respect that.
1428
01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:44,519
For now though, let
me just say that you
1429
01:03:44,521 --> 01:03:46,822
are ridiculously fucking hot,
1430
01:03:46,824 --> 01:03:48,490
and I'm gonna try to blow
your mind even though
1431
01:03:48,492 --> 01:03:50,325
I've only ever been
with one woman.
1432
01:03:50,327 --> 01:03:52,027
- You married?
- No, but my girlfriend
1433
01:03:52,029 --> 01:03:53,261
is sleeping at home in bed,
1434
01:03:53,263 --> 01:03:54,462
so we should probably
go to your place.
1435
01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:55,263
Yeah, I should probably go.
1436
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:57,299
Ex-girlfriend, ex.
1437
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,333
Totally fine.
1438
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,801
I guess that means you're
1439
01:03:59,803 --> 01:04:01,670
emotionally
unavailable right now.
1440
01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:05,674
Yes, yes I am extremely
emotionally unavailable.
1441
01:04:05,676 --> 01:04:08,143
In fact, the only
thing I'm available for
1442
01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:09,544
is for the pleasure
of your company,
1443
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:12,047
on this specific night only.
1444
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,585
I'm lonely, I'm broken,
1445
01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:19,654
I'm not even sure I'll be
able to perform in bed,
1446
01:04:19,656 --> 01:04:21,690
and I doubt we'd be
compatible as friends,
1447
01:04:21,692 --> 01:04:26,461
so I can't believe you're
still here but, here you are.
1448
01:04:27,331 --> 01:04:29,297
You're interesting, Jacob.
1449
01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:30,565
Thank you.
1450
01:04:30,567 --> 01:04:32,400
Ah, see, I feel better already.
1451
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:33,468
I do very well with praise.
1452
01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:34,803
Can you tell me something else?
1453
01:04:34,805 --> 01:04:38,039
All right, you're
probably the most honest guy
1454
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:39,708
I have met in, ever.
1455
01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:44,512
- It's a little suspicious.
- Suspicious?
1456
01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:47,515
Oh no, what if I have
an ulterior motive,
1457
01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:48,516
like to have sex with you?
1458
01:04:48,518 --> 01:04:50,051
Oh, no, wait,
1459
01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:51,386
we've already established I do.
1460
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:52,687
Yeah, it's refreshing.
1461
01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:53,688
You know what is refreshing?
1462
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,223
Ice cold showers.
1463
01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:56,558
We should take one together
until our organs are freezing
1464
01:04:56,560 --> 01:04:58,860
and we have to clutch
each other's bodies
1465
01:04:58,862 --> 01:05:01,196
That's so weird.
1466
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:05,200
But it's also kinda hot and
it just makes me wonder what
1467
01:05:05,202 --> 01:05:07,769
other kinky tricks you've
got up your sleeve.
1468
01:05:07,771 --> 01:05:09,504
Legitimately zero.
1469
01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:10,906
I didn't even think
that sounded hot,
1470
01:05:10,908 --> 01:05:12,073
I just thought it would be cool
1471
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,541
to create some mutual
suffering as like,
1472
01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:15,377
as a team-building
exercise before sex.
1473
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:18,280
No, you are so
playing with me again.
1474
01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:21,116
'Cause I can tell you're
this little lion man,
1475
01:05:21,118 --> 01:05:23,385
the way you snarled
at me on the street.
1476
01:05:23,387 --> 01:05:24,252
Nope.
1477
01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:27,389
My sexual spirit animal
would be more like a penguin.
1478
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,691
'Cause penguins are
little perverts, right?
1479
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:32,360
No, because penguins have
sex standing straight up,
1480
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:34,429
wearing a tuxedo like
a virgin on prom night
1481
01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:36,298
getting busy for the sole
purpose of procreation
1482
01:05:36,300 --> 01:05:37,265
with their lifelong mate.
1483
01:05:37,267 --> 01:05:38,566
Wow, you're so poetic.
1484
01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:41,202
That just rolled off
your tongue so perfectly.
1485
01:05:41,204 --> 01:05:43,471
I am a cunning linguist.
1486
01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:44,539
I'll bet.
1487
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,775
And you're funny, and honest,
1488
01:05:46,777 --> 01:05:50,378
and I can tell you're just
gonna be a handful later.
1489
01:05:50,380 --> 01:05:51,546
Doubt it.
1490
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:52,881
I've only ever been
with my girlfriend,
1491
01:05:52,883 --> 01:05:54,316
and she would always make
me lie perfectly still
1492
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:55,583
like a mannequin
with an erection.
1493
01:05:55,585 --> 01:05:57,619
Oh, my God, that's kinda hot.
1494
01:05:57,621 --> 01:06:00,155
If I ever moved, she'd
slap me in the face.
1495
01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:03,558
Can I do that too?
1496
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,392
Sure.
1497
01:06:05,629 --> 01:06:07,329
I'm gonna go stare in
the bathroom mirror
1498
01:06:07,331 --> 01:06:08,897
and question my life decisions.
1499
01:06:08,899 --> 01:06:10,665
Okay, promise me
you won't run off.
1500
01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,100
I won't.
1501
01:06:12,102 --> 01:06:15,337
All right, 'cause you've
got this thing about you,
1502
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:18,740
this vibe.
1503
01:06:18,742 --> 01:06:20,175
I've never felt
anything like it.
1504
01:06:20,177 --> 01:06:23,144
So, don't stare
for too long, okay?
1505
01:06:39,596 --> 01:06:41,129
Are you serious?
1506
01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:43,098
You're going home
with this clown?
1507
01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:47,702
I mean, I could give you a
number for a great therapist.
1508
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,542
Oh, hey, my place or yours?
1509
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:58,513
Rain check?
1510
01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:03,518
Oh, bye, Felicia.
1511
01:07:09,226 --> 01:07:13,395
So yeah, that's everything
that's happened since last time.
1512
01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:14,429
That's, wow.
1513
01:07:16,533 --> 01:07:18,333
Come on, don't go
speechless on me now.
1514
01:07:18,335 --> 01:07:19,534
Give me something.
1515
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,303
I'm sorry, Jacob,
it's almost midnight.
1516
01:07:22,305 --> 01:07:24,506
The only reason I got your
text is because my last patient
1517
01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:26,574
was suicidal and I've
been working three hours
1518
01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,209
longer than I expected.
1519
01:07:28,211 --> 01:07:30,311
And then I texted you
saying it was an emergency.
1520
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:33,515
And I felt kind
of obligated, yes.
1521
01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:35,083
Well, I can go.
1522
01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:36,985
No.
1523
01:07:38,155 --> 01:07:41,022
No, you're here, we
should talk this through.
1524
01:07:41,024 --> 01:07:41,890
Thanks.
1525
01:07:43,026 --> 01:07:45,326
Yeah, I just, feels
like I bit off more than
1526
01:07:45,328 --> 01:07:47,495
I could chew with
this mindspeak thing,
1527
01:07:47,497 --> 01:07:49,497
dumping everything
in my life at once.
1528
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:50,932
- Yeah.
- And having to suffer through
1529
01:07:50,934 --> 01:07:53,234
these special acting classes
with these special actors
1530
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:55,336
who need fuckin'
trigger warnings.
1531
01:07:55,338 --> 01:07:56,671
I mean one of them
is just ridiculous.
1532
01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:59,240
Her name's Kendall, she's
the walking embodiment
1533
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:01,209
of the thought police,
and you can't say anything
1534
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:03,378
right around her, and I just
don't get that, you know?
1535
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:05,080
Why can't you just
talk about things,
1536
01:08:05,082 --> 01:08:07,382
have a healthy discussion, lay
it out on the table instead
1537
01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:09,551
of trying to shut everybody
down into your little box.
1538
01:08:09,553 --> 01:08:10,919
All right.
1539
01:08:10,921 --> 01:08:13,455
And then screwing
up my audition tonight.
1540
01:08:13,457 --> 01:08:14,589
Yeah.
1541
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:16,124
And then getting
my face knocked in.
1542
01:08:16,126 --> 01:08:18,226
I mean, if this swells up and
fucks up my face permanently
1543
01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:19,961
it could seriously
damage my career,
1544
01:08:19,963 --> 01:08:22,297
and I don't have any
other skills besides this.
1545
01:08:22,299 --> 01:08:24,599
I mean, I could go into
manual labor but look at me,
1546
01:08:24,601 --> 01:08:26,367
I'm like Popeye before
he eats spinach.
1547
01:08:26,369 --> 01:08:27,836
- Jacob...
- What?
1548
01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:30,071
I don't know, nothing.
1549
01:08:30,073 --> 01:08:33,408
I should probably
get some sleep.
1550
01:08:33,410 --> 01:08:34,509
Oh, God.
1551
01:08:36,213 --> 01:08:38,146
Yeah, I'm so fucking
self-absorbed.
1552
01:08:38,148 --> 01:08:40,448
Larissa is probably
worried about you.
1553
01:08:40,450 --> 01:08:41,649
That's the thing.
1554
01:08:41,651 --> 01:08:43,084
What?
1555
01:08:43,086 --> 01:08:44,619
Don't tell me you
guys broke up too.
1556
01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:45,987
- I, uh...
- Yeah, you have seemed
1557
01:08:45,989 --> 01:08:47,255
kinda off tonight.
1558
01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:50,825
If that's what it is,
you can tell me, okay?
1559
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:52,494
I don't expect you to be
on for me all the time.
1560
01:08:52,496 --> 01:08:54,863
- Jacob.
- What, what is it?
1561
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,466
I have a confession to make.
1562
01:08:58,468 --> 01:08:59,567
What?
1563
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:04,472
I feel like I've misled
you about a couple of things.
1564
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,674
How is that even
possible, you barely speak,
1565
01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:08,743
you just placate me
while I blather on.
1566
01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:11,613
Well, let's
start with Larissa.
1567
01:09:11,615 --> 01:09:12,947
What's with the air quotes?
1568
01:09:12,949 --> 01:09:14,482
Have names been changed
to protect the innocent?
1569
01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,384
No, I made her up.
1570
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:20,855
Well if fabricating
a fake girlfriend
1571
01:09:20,857 --> 01:09:23,791
is the worst of your sins,
you are absolved, my child.
1572
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:25,660
Jacob, I'm straight.
1573
01:09:27,264 --> 01:09:28,363
And I'm single.
1574
01:09:31,168 --> 01:09:34,636
Okay, yep, you're gonna
have to explain this one.
1575
01:09:34,638 --> 01:09:36,437
I've had male patients
in the past who have seemed
1576
01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:39,807
a little distracted
during our sessions,
1577
01:09:39,809 --> 01:09:41,276
and some have even asked me out,
1578
01:09:41,278 --> 01:09:43,378
which doesn't really create
a professional environment
1579
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,313
that's conducive to the work.
1580
01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:46,181
Okay.
1581
01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:49,784
So I decided a while ago
to sidestep the whole issue
1582
01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:52,487
and told myself that if
a patient ever asked,
1583
01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:53,655
I'd tell a white lie.
1584
01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:56,291
I'd say I was a lesbian
with a girlfriend.
1585
01:09:56,293 --> 01:09:58,293
Was the lesbian
part really necessary?
1586
01:09:58,295 --> 01:09:59,794
Yeah.
1587
01:09:59,796 --> 01:10:01,663
Saying you have a
boyfriend just registers as
1588
01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665
an inconvenience in the
minds of certain men.
1589
01:10:03,667 --> 01:10:05,800
So yes, it was necessary.
1590
01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:10,405
Okay, you said
a couple things.
1591
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:14,242
Well, since I wanna get
people out the door for good,
1592
01:10:14,244 --> 01:10:16,544
I prescribe a lot of newer
methods of treatment,
1593
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,012
some of them controversial,
1594
01:10:18,014 --> 01:10:20,415
but most of the time they work.
1595
01:10:20,417 --> 01:10:23,685
But with you, I
guess I didn't really
1596
01:10:23,687 --> 01:10:26,187
exercise the best judgment.
1597
01:10:26,189 --> 01:10:29,557
Wait, what do
you mean exactly?
1598
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,527
I mean I seriously
underestimated your capacity for
1599
01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:36,331
embodying the
mindspeaking method.
1600
01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:37,832
I have never seen
a client undergo
1601
01:10:37,834 --> 01:10:41,169
a transformation this extreme
in such a short period.
1602
01:10:41,171 --> 01:10:44,339
I told you that I
was committing to it,
1603
01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:46,874
and that when I commit to
something I go all out.
1604
01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:48,076
I told you that.
1605
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:51,179
I know, but Jacob,
you have to understand.
1606
01:10:51,181 --> 01:10:52,580
When I hear these
sorts of resolutions,
1607
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:55,283
it's mostly lip service.
1608
01:10:55,285 --> 01:10:56,884
I thought it would
help you speak up about
1609
01:10:56,886 --> 01:10:58,219
the things that
are bothering you.
1610
01:10:58,221 --> 01:10:59,454
I had no idea you'd cut off
1611
01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:01,556
every aspect of
your life like this.
1612
01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:04,626
And I sort of feel
responsible, but,
1613
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:06,794
I mean, my brain is fried.
1614
01:11:06,796 --> 01:11:08,730
I have no idea what else
to tell you right now.
1615
01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:09,931
What?
1616
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:11,466
How about the
fucking truth then?
1617
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:15,303
I'm supposed to be able to
trust you, I did trust you,
1618
01:11:15,305 --> 01:11:17,238
I did exactly what
you told me to do
1619
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,274
and now my entire
life has gone to shit.
1620
01:11:19,276 --> 01:11:20,708
I know, I'm sorry.
1621
01:11:20,710 --> 01:11:23,478
You're sorry, are you
fuckin', that's not good enough.
1622
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:25,947
You treated me
like a guinea pig,
1623
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,482
and now you're gonna sit
there like a wounded animal
1624
01:11:27,484 --> 01:11:28,916
expecting me to forgive you?
1625
01:11:28,918 --> 01:11:31,219
Like, oh, she didn't mean
to pose as a professional
1626
01:11:31,221 --> 01:11:32,987
and dispense terrible
advice to someone
1627
01:11:32,989 --> 01:11:34,255
in a position of trust and ruin
1628
01:11:34,257 --> 01:11:36,257
their entire fuckin'
life in the process.
1629
01:11:36,259 --> 01:11:37,959
Okay, gosh, I'll just go home.
1630
01:11:37,961 --> 01:11:39,460
What are you gonna cry now?
1631
01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,428
Are you fuckin' serious?
1632
01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,130
Did you need a trigger warning?
1633
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:45,433
'Cause if so, just hug a
fucking kitten and stay indoors.
1634
01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:48,169
I spill my guts out to
you every week in here
1635
01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:49,470
and you can't even
talk straight.
1636
01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,272
- That's fuckin' great.
- Stop!
1637
01:11:51,274 --> 01:11:54,575
No, how am I supposed to
trust you if you know everything
1638
01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:55,843
about me and I
don't know a single
1639
01:11:55,845 --> 01:11:57,412
fuckin' thing about you, huh?
1640
01:11:57,414 --> 01:11:59,514
Look at you, sitting in your
throne playing puppet master
1641
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:00,682
with every one else's
lives 'cause what,
1642
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,350
it suits your hero complex?
1643
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:03,217
Fine.
1644
01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:05,987
Fine, Jacob.
1645
01:12:07,490 --> 01:12:11,292
I'll tell you the
truth about myself.
1646
01:12:11,294 --> 01:12:13,494
I exist because of a lie.
1647
01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:18,299
My mother was a social
activist in the UK
1648
01:12:18,301 --> 01:12:23,004
and the government suspected
her group of terrorist activity
1649
01:12:23,006 --> 01:12:26,474
even though she was
completely peaceful.
1650
01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:28,376
And they assigned
undercover police officers
1651
01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:32,113
to infiltrate her
community and my father,
1652
01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:34,716
well he was one of them.
1653
01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:36,851
And she fell in love
because she thought
1654
01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:41,222
he believed in their cause,
and he got her pregnant.
1655
01:12:41,224 --> 01:12:43,224
And then testified
against my mother
1656
01:12:43,226 --> 01:12:45,360
for being complicit
in a violent protest
1657
01:12:45,362 --> 01:12:48,463
and she gave birth
to me in prison.
1658
01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:52,133
So, I am the product
of rape by deception,
1659
01:12:54,904 --> 01:12:57,405
and my father was acquitted
because he was a cop
1660
01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:59,907
while my mother
rotted away in a cell.
1661
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:03,978
So, yes, maybe I need a
fucking trigger warning.
1662
01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:09,117
And no, no, I am not
comfortable laying it on
1663
01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:14,622
the table and creating a
dialogue with anyone who asks.
1664
01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:19,160
You know, I used to tell
myself that I got into
1665
01:13:19,162 --> 01:13:22,997
therapy because I wanted to
make the world a better place,
1666
01:13:22,999 --> 01:13:24,732
one person at a time.
1667
01:13:26,269 --> 01:13:30,338
But now I realize I started
because I was trying
1668
01:13:31,274 --> 01:13:33,508
to understand how
my father could feel
1669
01:13:33,510 --> 01:13:36,411
what he did was justified and...
1670
01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:41,449
I don't understand.
1671
01:13:43,887 --> 01:13:46,921
I don't possess the gene
to do that to someone.
1672
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,924
He didn't pass that one along.
1673
01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:54,462
And I mean sure, yeah, you
totally fucked your life up,
1674
01:13:56,032 --> 01:13:58,666
but that's a recent development.
1675
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,437
I was born with this
hollow feeling in my chest
1676
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:05,473
and it has never gone away.
1677
01:14:05,475 --> 01:14:07,442
So, good for you.
1678
01:14:07,444 --> 01:14:11,479
Good for you Jacob, you
learned to speak your mind.
1679
01:14:11,481 --> 01:14:12,747
You might need to think about
1680
01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:15,516
the other person
for once, first.
1681
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:18,352
I'm sorry.
1682
01:14:21,124 --> 01:14:22,790
It's my professional
recommendation
1683
01:14:22,792 --> 01:14:25,493
you stop practicing the method.
1684
01:14:25,495 --> 01:14:27,562
And I need you to leave.
1685
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,298
Fuck me, I, I...
1686
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:32,867
Please, please get out Jacob.
1687
01:14:33,736 --> 01:14:36,904
Now!
1688
01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:31,459
You
can leave it open.
1689
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:34,395
Shouldn't you
be at work by now?
1690
01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:36,564
I'm working from home
for the rest of the month.
1691
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:37,431
Oh.
1692
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:41,802
You know, I never really
appreciated this place
1693
01:15:41,804 --> 01:15:43,337
until I knew I was leaving.
1694
01:15:43,339 --> 01:15:46,073
- You're leaving?
- First of the month.
1695
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:47,375
I thought you'd
want me to leave.
1696
01:15:47,377 --> 01:15:49,143
Well, this place
is so Brooklyn.
1697
01:15:49,145 --> 01:15:51,913
I mean, it's cute, but
I belong in a condo.
1698
01:15:51,915 --> 01:15:54,181
No one belongs in a condo.
1699
01:15:54,183 --> 01:15:55,483
Oh, Jacob.
1700
01:15:55,485 --> 01:15:57,418
- You just don't get it.
- No, I really don't.
1701
01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:59,420
No, you never got me.
1702
01:16:01,357 --> 01:16:02,223
I don't wanna do this.
1703
01:16:02,225 --> 01:16:03,691
I'll let you get back to work.
1704
01:16:03,693 --> 01:16:05,426
I'm not mad.
1705
01:16:05,428 --> 01:16:07,028
Are you sure?
1706
01:16:07,030 --> 01:16:08,763
'Cause you seem mad.
1707
01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:11,432
And I mean, you have every right
to be after I ambushed you.
1708
01:16:11,434 --> 01:16:13,200
It wasn't an ambush.
1709
01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:14,902
What happened to your face?
1710
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,271
It's a long story.
1711
01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,507
Look, Cass, just talk to me.
1712
01:16:21,244 --> 01:16:23,578
I'll hear you out, all right?
1713
01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,845
Have a seat.
1714
01:16:29,886 --> 01:16:31,385
Jacob,
1715
01:16:31,387 --> 01:16:33,554
who were you in high school?
1716
01:16:33,556 --> 01:16:34,889
Your boyfriend?
1717
01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,058
No, no, no, I mean,
before we started dating.
1718
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:38,759
I don't know.
1719
01:16:38,761 --> 01:16:39,794
Normal, I guess.
1720
01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,195
I definitely wasn't
the quarterback.
1721
01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:43,631
Exactly, you weren't
the quarterback.
1722
01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:46,434
You were the drama kid.
1723
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:49,403
But you might as well
have been the quarterback.
1724
01:16:49,405 --> 01:16:50,771
What do you mean?
1725
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,807
Well, when you were in
your musical theater bubble,
1726
01:16:52,809 --> 01:16:54,575
all of the girls were
talking behind your back,
1727
01:16:54,577 --> 01:16:56,210
trying to figure out
how to ask you out
1728
01:16:56,212 --> 01:16:57,778
or get you to prom.
1729
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:00,881
Because you were that
one funny, handsome guy
1730
01:17:00,883 --> 01:17:02,617
that didn't know how
attractive he was
1731
01:17:02,619 --> 01:17:04,418
because he wasn't
getting any hero worship
1732
01:17:04,420 --> 01:17:05,486
on the football field.
1733
01:17:05,488 --> 01:17:07,088
He was practicing glottal stops
1734
01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:09,323
and Cockney accents
in a dark room.
1735
01:17:09,325 --> 01:17:10,558
This is all news to me.
1736
01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:11,759
Of course it is.
1737
01:17:11,761 --> 01:17:13,461
So, when I just walked
straight up to you
1738
01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:15,963
and asked you out without
any of the note-passing,
1739
01:17:15,965 --> 01:17:18,799
fifth grade bullshit, a lot of
the other girls were jealous
1740
01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:20,801
but they backed off.
1741
01:17:20,803 --> 01:17:24,472
And I guess I had you where
I wanted you ever since.
1742
01:17:24,474 --> 01:17:26,440
As your invisible man-servant?
1743
01:17:26,442 --> 01:17:29,477
Okay, I acknowledge I've
treated you differently
1744
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:31,479
than I would like to
treat a boyfriend.
1745
01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:33,914
But I could never
really relax just 'cause
1746
01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,016
I always thought
you'd figure out that
1747
01:17:35,018 --> 01:17:36,917
you could do better
than me and leave.
1748
01:17:36,919 --> 01:17:40,521
So, I guess I just tried
to demoralize you a bit.
1749
01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:43,524
Insult and belittle me
in every conceivable way?
1750
01:17:43,526 --> 01:17:44,859
Okay, yeah, that.
1751
01:17:44,861 --> 01:17:46,460
Yeah, you were
really good at that.
1752
01:17:46,462 --> 01:17:48,195
But that's the thing,
1753
01:17:48,197 --> 01:17:51,532
I was too good at it, and
that confident happy guy I met
1754
01:17:51,534 --> 01:17:55,169
in high school just let me
suck the life right out of him.
1755
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:57,171
And it got to the point where
I was trying to drive you
1756
01:17:57,173 --> 01:17:59,440
crazy so you'd either
just man up or leave.
1757
01:17:59,442 --> 01:18:01,475
I guess you didn't
figure I'd do both at once.
1758
01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,010
I'm sorry?
1759
01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:04,445
Well, I'd like to think that
I left because I manned up.
1760
01:18:04,447 --> 01:18:05,613
I've got my shit together now.
1761
01:18:05,615 --> 01:18:07,148
I'm in an advanced acting class,
1762
01:18:07,150 --> 01:18:08,649
- I just had a huge callback.
- Okay, yep.
1763
01:18:08,651 --> 01:18:09,817
And let me guess,
you found some way
1764
01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:11,052
to fuck them up already?
1765
01:18:11,054 --> 01:18:11,919
Easy.
1766
01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:17,191
All right, I deserved that.
1767
01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:20,127
Jacob, your dream
is unrealistic.
1768
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:24,565
You say that you want
it, but do you really?
1769
01:18:24,567 --> 01:18:26,467
You're not practical about it.
1770
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,169
You just go on
spinning your wheels,
1771
01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:29,303
talking about your
favorite actors
1772
01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,338
and their incredible
performances.
1773
01:18:31,340 --> 01:18:32,740
Like, you don't
even have an agent.
1774
01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:35,042
I'm not gonna settle
for some crappy agent.
1775
01:18:35,044 --> 01:18:38,345
Whatever, something is
better than nothing to start,
1776
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,814
and you refuse to
take small jobs
1777
01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:41,348
because you say that
it's beneath you,
1778
01:18:41,350 --> 01:18:45,519
when you know that's what you
need to get started, but no.
1779
01:18:45,521 --> 01:18:47,755
You're all talk, dude.
1780
01:18:47,757 --> 01:18:51,058
You know, sometimes I
think I must be crazy,
1781
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:52,727
because I loved you.
1782
01:18:54,397 --> 01:18:57,398
Maybe I still love
you, I don't know.
1783
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,601
But I must be crazy if I
can love someone who can be
1784
01:19:00,603 --> 01:19:02,870
cut down to size by
a casting director
1785
01:19:02,872 --> 01:19:06,574
who hasn't had their
morning coffee.
1786
01:19:06,576 --> 01:19:08,409
I haven't had
my morning coffee.
1787
01:19:08,411 --> 01:19:09,777
You never drink
coffee in the morning.
1788
01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:12,379
Yeah, I'm just trying to
figure out how to leave.
1789
01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:14,448
Okay, run along then.
1790
01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:16,550
The truth cuts both
ways, doesn't it?
1791
01:19:16,552 --> 01:19:17,485
Seems so.
1792
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:20,054
It's sad,
1793
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:22,556
because I think you actually
believe that someone
1794
01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:25,126
is just gonna come find
you and put you on a show
1795
01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:28,028
just because you're
just so good.
1796
01:19:28,030 --> 01:19:30,598
And I've realized that
this, this is for the best.
1797
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:34,368
Because I could never be with
someone who thinks like that.
1798
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:37,271
I'll get out of
your way, then.
1799
01:19:37,273 --> 01:19:39,006
I'm glad we talked.
1800
01:20:03,599 --> 01:20:06,467
You, how'd you find me here?
1801
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:07,568
It wasn't hard,
you're always in
1802
01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:09,103
the same two-block radius.
1803
01:20:09,105 --> 01:20:10,905
Ah, it's where
the magic happens.
1804
01:20:10,907 --> 01:20:12,506
And you're David Blaine,
always on the streets,
1805
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:13,941
giving the people
what they want.
1806
01:20:13,943 --> 01:20:15,476
All right, I'm done
being insulted by you.
1807
01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:16,477
- Take a walk.
- It was a compliment.
1808
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:17,578
The man can levitate.
1809
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:20,181
Look, I came to make amends.
1810
01:20:20,183 --> 01:20:22,316
For some Polysporin?
1811
01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:23,584
Looks like someone
beat me to the punch.
1812
01:20:23,586 --> 01:20:25,419
Yeah, look, Anthony.
1813
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:28,923
I wanted to thank you
for the opportunity.
1814
01:20:28,925 --> 01:20:30,591
I have realized there's
probably lots I could've learned
1815
01:20:30,593 --> 01:20:33,260
from you and I'm sure
you had good intentions.
1816
01:20:33,262 --> 01:20:36,297
I had good intentions,
and good advice.
1817
01:20:36,299 --> 01:20:37,765
You just had shit in your ears.
1818
01:20:37,767 --> 01:20:39,300
Yeah, maybe.
1819
01:20:39,302 --> 01:20:41,635
I know I was pretty
careless with what I said,
1820
01:20:41,637 --> 01:20:43,671
but I was just going
through some stuff.
1821
01:20:43,673 --> 01:20:46,140
And mostly it's that I
was being an asshole.
1822
01:20:46,142 --> 01:20:47,308
But still, I don't
understand why you
1823
01:20:47,310 --> 01:20:48,776
had to be so condescending.
1824
01:20:48,778 --> 01:20:52,112
Jakey, your mommy got
you this job, right?
1825
01:20:52,114 --> 01:20:53,280
Sure.
1826
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:54,648
So, you have enough
disposable income
1827
01:20:54,650 --> 01:20:58,118
to take an unpaid gig
like this in your 20s
1828
01:20:58,120 --> 01:21:00,020
and still pursue a
career as an actor.
1829
01:21:00,022 --> 01:21:01,522
Yeah, I guess.
1830
01:21:02,825 --> 01:21:05,326
Therefore you have no
idea what it means to work.
1831
01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:08,495
Not to go to work, but to work.
1832
01:21:08,497 --> 01:21:10,397
You coast through life
thinking it's just all
1833
01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:14,401
gonna happen 'cause
you're a spoiled twerp.
1834
01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:17,338
I saw that and I was
trying to help you.
1835
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:21,041
Yeah, maybe I was a bit
harsh, but that was the point.
1836
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:23,143
Yeah, well, it backfired
because now I'm disgusted by
1837
01:21:23,145 --> 01:21:25,713
whatever it is you do,
your side of the business.
1838
01:21:25,715 --> 01:21:28,415
Jacob, this is the business.
1839
01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:31,051
This is life.
1840
01:21:31,053 --> 01:21:33,254
You work for someone and
they treat you like shit,
1841
01:21:33,256 --> 01:21:35,389
you pay your dues, then you
get to be the guy that puts
1842
01:21:35,391 --> 01:21:37,224
everyone else
through the ringer.
1843
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:38,425
I was just trying to
speed it up for you
1844
01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:39,426
like my bosses did for me.
1845
01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:40,761
I get what you
were trying to do,
1846
01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,997
but I'm pretty sure your
strategy failed seeing as,
1847
01:21:42,999 --> 01:21:44,531
you know, here we are.
1848
01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:46,400
Did you want me to
coddle you like your mommy?
1849
01:21:46,402 --> 01:21:48,269
Bullshit you and tell
you that everyone
1850
01:21:48,271 --> 01:21:50,371
in this business is up front
and that you don't have
1851
01:21:50,373 --> 01:21:51,739
to tell a few white
lies to get ahead?
1852
01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:53,374
Why is it one or
the other though, huh?
1853
01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:54,608
Why can't you work
me hard but also
1854
01:21:54,610 --> 01:21:56,210
treat me with a little respect?
1855
01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:57,411
Respect is earned, Jacob.
1856
01:21:57,413 --> 01:21:58,846
- Why?
- What?
1857
01:21:58,848 --> 01:22:00,347
Why is respect earned?
1858
01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:02,349
Why can't you just give it
to me and continue to give it
1859
01:22:02,351 --> 01:22:04,118
to me until I do
something to screw it up?
1860
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:05,686
I don't know, all right?
1861
01:22:05,688 --> 01:22:07,187
Respect is earned.
1862
01:22:07,189 --> 01:22:08,355
That's what my bosses told me,
1863
01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:11,458
and that's what I'm
here to tell you.
1864
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:12,493
Figure it out.
1865
01:22:13,596 --> 01:22:15,429
I think you just
figured it out for me.
1866
01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:16,931
Oh,
I'm so fucking glad
1867
01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:18,632
I helped someone out today.
1868
01:22:18,634 --> 01:22:19,600
Hallelujah.
1869
01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:22,303
Thank you, Anthony.
1870
01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:24,371
- Really.
- You're welcome.
1871
01:22:32,048 --> 01:22:35,182
Fuck.
1872
01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:41,288
Oh, look, the golden
child has made his entrance.
1873
01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:43,490
Whoa, what happened
to your face?
1874
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,592
Hi guys, I'm sorry I'm late.
1875
01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,261
Jacob, we were
just about to launch
1876
01:22:47,263 --> 01:22:49,296
into a scene with
Jason and Kendall.
1877
01:22:49,298 --> 01:22:52,766
An actual scene, like acting?
1878
01:22:52,768 --> 01:22:54,268
Robert, I don't buy it.
1879
01:22:54,270 --> 01:22:55,469
That sounds great,
but if you guys don't mind,
1880
01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,670
I'd like to say something first.
1881
01:22:56,672 --> 01:22:59,340
- Of course you do.
- I'll make it fast.
1882
01:22:59,342 --> 01:23:02,309
Look, I feel like the
first couple classes
1883
01:23:02,311 --> 01:23:04,979
we got off on the wrong foot.
1884
01:23:04,981 --> 01:23:07,848
Okay, I got off
on the wrong foot.
1885
01:23:08,784 --> 01:23:13,854
I was pretty rude to both of
you and I'm sorry for that.
1886
01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,857
- That's all?
- What am I missing?
1887
01:23:16,859 --> 01:23:19,026
You were rude?
1888
01:23:19,028 --> 01:23:21,095
That's a great way to let
yourself off the hook.
1889
01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:22,696
Okay, enlighten me then.
1890
01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:25,366
The last few days have been a
blur, but I'm listening now.
1891
01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:26,500
Okay.
1892
01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:30,004
You came in here, you put on
this whole little act like,
1893
01:23:30,006 --> 01:23:31,772
ooh, I'm such a
nervous bumbling dork'
1894
01:23:31,774 --> 01:23:33,507
so that we would
let our guards down,
1895
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,876
and then you treat safe
spaces and trigger warnings
1896
01:23:35,878 --> 01:23:37,378
like they're a complete joke,
1897
01:23:37,380 --> 01:23:39,146
which apparently gave you
the grounds to interrupt our
1898
01:23:39,148 --> 01:23:42,449
performances and assert your
dominance over the entire room.
1899
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,118
That's an interesting
interpretation.
1900
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:47,287
Kendall is entitled to
her interpretations, Jacob.
1901
01:23:47,289 --> 01:23:48,822
I never said she wasn't...
1902
01:23:48,824 --> 01:23:51,191
Okay, you know what, Robert,
you are not any better here.
1903
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:52,659
You're allowing his
behavior to slide
1904
01:23:52,661 --> 01:23:54,828
because he's your favorite
and then having your little
1905
01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:57,564
after school boys club,
like we wouldn't notice.
1906
01:23:57,566 --> 01:23:59,566
Yeah, that shit's getting
pretty obvious, you guys.
1907
01:23:59,568 --> 01:24:01,335
We're not hiding anything.
1908
01:24:01,337 --> 01:24:02,736
We're just talking.
1909
01:24:02,738 --> 01:24:04,071
It's not my fault
if you're not able
1910
01:24:04,073 --> 01:24:05,339
to make friends or network.
1911
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:06,507
Why wouldn't I be able to?
1912
01:24:06,509 --> 01:24:07,908
Because you're insufferable.
1913
01:24:07,910 --> 01:24:09,743
Oh, my God, and you just
apologized for being rude.
1914
01:24:09,745 --> 01:24:12,046
I'm not saying that
you are insufferable.
1915
01:24:12,048 --> 01:24:13,313
I'm saying that
would be a reason
1916
01:24:13,315 --> 01:24:14,681
why you wouldn't be able to...
1917
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,583
Okay, I'm just so done
with your little mind games.
1918
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,685
Can we just do the scene?
1919
01:24:18,687 --> 01:24:21,522
This is better than any
scene you could be doing.
1920
01:24:21,524 --> 01:24:23,323
Okay, you know what, Robert,
I think I want my money back.
1921
01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:24,425
It's too late now.
1922
01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:27,895
Look, Kendall,
I'm actually sorry
1923
01:24:27,897 --> 01:24:29,763
and if you have something
you wanna say to me,
1924
01:24:29,765 --> 01:24:31,498
just say it normally.
1925
01:24:32,935 --> 01:24:36,537
Oh, wow, of course
you would say that.
1926
01:24:36,539 --> 01:24:38,038
Of course.
1927
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,374
You're just trying to
control my emotions,
1928
01:24:40,376 --> 01:24:41,842
trying to make me sound crazy.
1929
01:24:41,844 --> 01:24:42,876
I'm not doing that.
1930
01:24:42,878 --> 01:24:45,579
Such typical
white male behavior.
1931
01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,716
Is that what this is about?
1932
01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:51,685
I'm the enemy because
I have a penis?
1933
01:24:51,687 --> 01:24:52,886
Because of the color of my skin?
1934
01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:54,888
Which by the way, is
the same color as yours.
1935
01:24:54,890 --> 01:24:57,758
No, you became my
enemy when you decided
1936
01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:00,527
to act like a typical
entitled white guy.
1937
01:25:00,529 --> 01:25:01,728
You didn't have to, but you did.
1938
01:25:01,730 --> 01:25:04,198
So yeah, that's exactly
what this is about.
1939
01:25:04,200 --> 01:25:05,766
You know what,
Robert, hold the refund,
1940
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:07,301
this is getting really good.
1941
01:25:07,303 --> 01:25:09,870
Okay, so, you have to hide
behind your identity politics
1942
01:25:09,872 --> 01:25:12,639
and shame me because I don't
act expect how you expect,
1943
01:25:12,641 --> 01:25:14,274
whatever that even looks like.
1944
01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:16,577
I mean, sure, you have
every right to criticize
1945
01:25:16,579 --> 01:25:18,278
my behavior, because
it was fucked up,
1946
01:25:18,280 --> 01:25:20,214
but does it have to come
with the entire weight
1947
01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:21,315
of collective social guilt?
1948
01:25:21,317 --> 01:25:24,051
Yes, it does, that's
the whole point!
1949
01:25:24,053 --> 01:25:27,321
You have it so easy, and
you don't even realize it.
1950
01:25:27,323 --> 01:25:28,422
None of you do.
1951
01:25:28,424 --> 01:25:30,824
You will only imagine
what it's like
1952
01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,659
to be a woman or a minority.
1953
01:25:32,661 --> 01:25:35,496
You will never know what
it's like to experience it.
1954
01:25:35,498 --> 01:25:37,264
You just get to
coast through life
1955
01:25:37,266 --> 01:25:39,133
and doors fling
themselves open for you.
1956
01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:41,101
- That's not true.
- Okay, well if they don't,
1957
01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:43,270
it's not because of
your gender or color.
1958
01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:46,607
Shit just isn't as
serious for you, dude.
1959
01:25:46,609 --> 01:25:48,842
So yeah, when it comes
down to making you
1960
01:25:48,844 --> 01:25:52,146
the butt of a joke, or
making an example out of you,
1961
01:25:52,148 --> 01:25:55,516
it's your job to grin and bear
it, because you can take it.
1962
01:25:55,518 --> 01:25:59,620
And because it will never
compare to what we go through.
1963
01:25:59,622 --> 01:26:01,121
- Right?
- What?
1964
01:26:01,123 --> 01:26:02,422
Don't bring me into this.
1965
01:26:02,424 --> 01:26:03,824
Look, Kendall, I
don't wanna pick a side,
1966
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:05,592
but when you pin me up
against the wall and you say,
1967
01:26:05,594 --> 01:26:06,960
"You're with us or
you're against us,"
1968
01:26:06,962 --> 01:26:09,196
what am I supposed to do
in that scenario, huh?
1969
01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:10,797
Just throw in all
my cards and say,
1970
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:13,200
"Yep, I wholeheartedly agree
with everything you say
1971
01:26:13,202 --> 01:26:14,434
"and I'm on your side now?"
1972
01:26:14,436 --> 01:26:15,502
Isn't that how
cults are started?
1973
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:17,337
Okay, I feel you.
1974
01:26:19,108 --> 01:26:21,408
And Kendall, I feel you also.
1975
01:26:22,545 --> 01:26:23,944
But Jacob my man,
it's not like we wanna
1976
01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,879
play identity politics,
1977
01:26:25,881 --> 01:26:28,615
but the way how the
system is set up,
1978
01:26:28,617 --> 01:26:30,450
people only relate to us
1979
01:26:30,452 --> 01:26:33,787
based off of our
color, or our gender.
1980
01:26:33,789 --> 01:26:36,690
So, until society
can make a shift,
1981
01:26:36,692 --> 01:26:39,726
we have to take a
stance on the basis
1982
01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:43,330
of how we're being
treated, being identified.
1983
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,431
Yes, exactly.
1984
01:26:45,701 --> 01:26:47,568
I mean, how else are
we supposed to do it?
1985
01:26:47,570 --> 01:26:49,836
Just agree with people
who want to harm us
1986
01:26:49,838 --> 01:26:51,538
and take advantage of us?
1987
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:54,241
I'm not willing to compromise
when my side is right
1988
01:26:54,243 --> 01:26:56,043
and the other side
is just wrong.
1989
01:26:56,045 --> 01:26:56,910
Okay, see you know what?
1990
01:26:56,912 --> 01:26:58,145
I can't get on board with that.
1991
01:26:58,147 --> 01:26:59,479
Well, then you're
just as bad as he is.
1992
01:26:59,481 --> 01:27:00,547
What?
1993
01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:02,382
No, see, that is
straight up childish.
1994
01:27:02,384 --> 01:27:03,684
You can't pigeonhole
someone just because
1995
01:27:03,686 --> 01:27:05,552
they don't agree with
everything you say.
1996
01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:10,390
See that's the thing,
perfect reasonable attempts
1997
01:27:10,392 --> 01:27:13,493
for fighting for equal
rights get hijacked
1998
01:27:13,495 --> 01:27:15,262
and turned into something
that they're not
1999
01:27:15,264 --> 01:27:17,397
by people who talk like you.
2000
01:27:17,399 --> 01:27:20,434
And then make the rest of
us seem like we're radicals.
2001
01:27:20,436 --> 01:27:22,436
- But I'm an ally!
- Yeah?
2002
01:27:22,438 --> 01:27:24,871
Then maybe you should act
like it and educate the man
2003
01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:26,406
instead of shutting him down.
2004
01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:28,108
- Thanks bruh.
- Okay, you know what?
2005
01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,076
Now that we're on this subject,
2006
01:27:29,078 --> 01:27:30,744
you need to cut that shit out.
2007
01:27:30,746 --> 01:27:31,912
What shit?
2008
01:27:31,914 --> 01:27:35,282
Saying dope, fam,
bruh, all that shit.
2009
01:27:35,284 --> 01:27:36,717
It's like you say it
like it's some kind of
2010
01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:38,885
ironic joke with
your white buddies.
2011
01:27:38,887 --> 01:27:41,355
"Oh, that's diggity dope, fam,"
2012
01:27:41,357 --> 01:27:44,391
but then you're stone cold
serious when you say it with me.
2013
01:27:44,393 --> 01:27:48,028
Man, you can't get that
shit past me, bruh.
2014
01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:49,062
Aight.
2015
01:27:49,064 --> 01:27:50,631
I mean, all righty.
2016
01:27:52,401 --> 01:27:54,635
Yeah, get used to it.
2017
01:27:54,637 --> 01:27:58,805
Talking real proper around me
because that's how I have to
2018
01:27:58,807 --> 01:28:01,208
sound just so that
I don't get casted
2019
01:28:01,210 --> 01:28:02,709
as the token black guy.
2020
01:28:02,711 --> 01:28:04,411
There's progress though.
2021
01:28:04,413 --> 01:28:06,780
I'm seeing better roles
open up for minorities.
2022
01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:08,949
Yeah, well, I'm still
waiting for a couple
2023
01:28:08,951 --> 01:28:10,317
more black people
to win an award
2024
01:28:10,319 --> 01:28:12,753
for something other
than playing a slave.
2025
01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,321
Okay, that's something
I don't understand.
2026
01:28:14,323 --> 01:28:16,456
With the awards thing,
shouldn't it be...
2027
01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,558
What, based on merit?
2028
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:19,960
Yeah, tell that to
the old white guys
2029
01:28:19,962 --> 01:28:21,128
voting for the awards.
2030
01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:23,630
Hey, easy on old white guys.
2031
01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:26,933
No, I was going to say
proportionate to demographics.
2032
01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:29,269
Aren't like one in 10 people
in North America black?
2033
01:28:29,271 --> 01:28:32,639
So, if there's five actors
in an awards category,
2034
01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,274
isn't it fair if there's...
2035
01:28:34,276 --> 01:28:36,677
Half a black person?
2036
01:28:36,679 --> 01:28:37,844
Uh, I don't know.
2037
01:28:37,846 --> 01:28:40,013
So, I guess Gary
Coleman would be
2038
01:28:40,015 --> 01:28:41,515
nominated every year, huh?
2039
01:28:41,517 --> 01:28:42,916
Hey, don't make
fun of little people.
2040
01:28:42,918 --> 01:28:44,651
I'm not, nobody is.
2041
01:28:45,521 --> 01:28:46,787
And why does it matter anyways?
2042
01:28:46,789 --> 01:28:48,789
- Gary Coleman ain't here.
- Gary Coleman's dead.
2043
01:28:48,791 --> 01:28:50,424
Rest in peace, Gary Coleman.
2044
01:28:50,426 --> 01:28:52,192
Oh, my God, you laughed.
2045
01:28:52,194 --> 01:28:53,493
There's a person
in there somewhere!
2046
01:28:53,495 --> 01:28:54,461
Fuck you, Jacob.
2047
01:28:54,463 --> 01:28:55,929
Okay, I'm sorry.
2048
01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:58,098
I don't mean to be a dick,
but I don't think everything
2049
01:28:58,100 --> 01:29:00,133
has to be a fight.
2050
01:29:00,135 --> 01:29:01,335
Not everyone is your enemy.
2051
01:29:01,337 --> 01:29:02,502
Why can't we all be allies?
2052
01:29:02,504 --> 01:29:04,871
Because that's
not how it works.
2053
01:29:04,873 --> 01:29:06,473
Not everybody believes
in the same things.
2054
01:29:06,475 --> 01:29:08,642
I mean, most people
will never fight
2055
01:29:08,644 --> 01:29:10,277
for equality or justice.
2056
01:29:10,279 --> 01:29:11,645
Most people will
just make fun of it
2057
01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:13,013
because they can afford to.
2058
01:29:13,015 --> 01:29:16,283
Okay, but some people
are willing to learn.
2059
01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:17,384
Like me.
2060
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:19,953
Look at me, Kendall.
2061
01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:22,155
Look at me, I mean it.
2062
01:29:22,157 --> 01:29:23,523
If you just assume
I'm against you,
2063
01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:26,059
how could I ever
be for you, huh?
2064
01:29:26,061 --> 01:29:29,162
Help me help you to help me.
2065
01:29:29,164 --> 01:29:30,464
What, I'm confused now.
2066
01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:31,665
Fuck, so am I.
2067
01:29:31,667 --> 01:29:33,800
Aren't you exhausted
fighting all the time?
2068
01:29:33,802 --> 01:29:35,369
Put down the sword when
you don't need it, man.
2069
01:29:35,371 --> 01:29:36,903
Not everything is so serious.
2070
01:29:36,905 --> 01:29:39,072
I can have fun, just
not when the people
2071
01:29:39,074 --> 01:29:40,207
around me are ignorant.
2072
01:29:40,209 --> 01:29:41,475
Really?
2073
01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:43,210
Because until a second
ago I wasn't even sure
2074
01:29:43,212 --> 01:29:45,145
you were capable of laughter.
2075
01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:46,546
You're probably the type
of person who can't enjoy
2076
01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:48,815
"The Sound of Music"
because it normalizes Nazism
2077
01:29:48,817 --> 01:29:51,485
through musical
numbers or something.
2078
01:29:51,487 --> 01:29:54,755
Actually, I can't stand it
because it doesn't do justice
2079
01:29:54,757 --> 01:29:56,990
to the persecution of the
real Von Trapp family.
2080
01:29:56,992 --> 01:29:58,725
See, that's what I mean.
2081
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:01,728
Whatever, it's a
goddamn musical.
2082
01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:04,264
It's the entertainment
equivalent of a puff pastry,
2083
01:30:04,266 --> 01:30:07,667
anyone could enjoy it if they
just shut their brain off,
2084
01:30:07,669 --> 01:30:08,902
but of course you
can't if you're looking
2085
01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,405
for the injustice in everything.
2086
01:30:11,407 --> 01:30:13,006
I bet you the actual Von Trapp's
2087
01:30:13,008 --> 01:30:15,642
would love "The Sound of Music."
2088
01:30:18,547 --> 01:30:21,415
Okay, I will
give it another go.
2089
01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,251
But I'm not letting
you off the hook, man.
2090
01:30:24,253 --> 01:30:26,353
Good, I don't wanna
be off the hook.
2091
01:30:26,355 --> 01:30:28,255
Stay on top of me and
my white privilege
2092
01:30:28,257 --> 01:30:30,524
and my patriarchal
hegemony like a hawk.
2093
01:30:30,526 --> 01:30:34,060
But please, if
I'm acting fairly,
2094
01:30:34,062 --> 01:30:36,797
give me the benefit
of the doubt.
2095
01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:41,535
I can do that.
2096
01:30:41,537 --> 01:30:42,602
Thank you.
2097
01:30:44,273 --> 01:30:45,138
Truce?
2098
01:30:47,242 --> 01:30:48,308
- Truce.
- All right, truce.
2099
01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:50,877
Let's do the damn scene.
2100
01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,913
Later guys, I'm just
gonna hang back and...
2101
01:30:52,915 --> 01:30:54,714
Yeah, yeah, we know, we know.
2102
01:30:54,716 --> 01:30:57,384
Good class, friends.
2103
01:30:58,420 --> 01:31:00,487
Well, that was interesting.
2104
01:31:00,489 --> 01:31:02,389
I'm surprised you
didn't stop us sooner.
2105
01:31:02,391 --> 01:31:03,390
Why would I?
2106
01:31:03,392 --> 01:31:04,891
It was all going
according to plan.
2107
01:31:04,893 --> 01:31:06,626
What, you were trying
to make us fight?
2108
01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:09,496
No, I was trying to
create an atmosphere
2109
01:31:09,498 --> 01:31:12,499
where you would all
let go of appearances
2110
01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:15,268
and embody your personal truths.
2111
01:31:15,270 --> 01:31:16,903
You're an evil genius.
2112
01:31:16,905 --> 01:31:19,673
No, I'm an aging
acting teacher
2113
01:31:20,476 --> 01:31:23,143
who's taught you
everything he knows.
2114
01:31:23,145 --> 01:31:25,312
You're ready for
the wild, Jacob.
2115
01:31:25,314 --> 01:31:26,346
Don't let me go, Robbie.
2116
01:31:26,348 --> 01:31:27,981
I don't wanna go.
2117
01:31:29,017 --> 01:31:30,617
Jacob, seriously.
2118
01:31:30,619 --> 01:31:33,119
I heard about your
audition last night,
2119
01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:34,855
your drunken rampage.
2120
01:31:35,624 --> 01:31:38,358
That's was a plum job.
2121
01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:40,594
Did you really show up drunk?
2122
01:31:40,596 --> 01:31:41,761
How'd you
hear about that?
2123
01:31:41,763 --> 01:31:44,164
Sandra is an old
friend of mine.
2124
01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:46,099
She's very disappointed in you.
2125
01:31:46,101 --> 01:31:48,301
Well, I'm sorry mommy
and daddy don't approve
2126
01:31:48,303 --> 01:31:50,537
of my method, but like
I said, that's just...
2127
01:31:50,539 --> 01:31:53,306
No, that's just the
way you do things, is it?
2128
01:31:53,308 --> 01:31:54,841
Are you sure?
2129
01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:59,779
Like I told you, Jacob, it's
about spiritual life and death.
2130
01:32:01,283 --> 01:32:04,484
I don't want you
to end up like me.
2131
01:32:04,486 --> 01:32:05,485
You're successful.
2132
01:32:05,487 --> 01:32:07,354
Oh, to a degree.
2133
01:32:07,356 --> 01:32:09,656
But I never really pursued what
2134
01:32:09,658 --> 01:32:11,658
I wanted in the proper way.
2135
01:32:11,660 --> 01:32:13,660
And that's not just with gusto,
2136
01:32:13,662 --> 01:32:17,197
that's with a measure
of tact as well.
2137
01:32:17,199 --> 01:32:19,533
So, what are you suggesting?
2138
01:32:19,535 --> 01:32:22,502
I'm having coffee
with Sandra tonight,
2139
01:32:22,504 --> 01:32:24,905
and I'll tell her
that you will meet
2140
01:32:24,907 --> 01:32:30,176
with her and her colleague,
sober as a priest in church,
2141
01:32:30,178 --> 01:32:32,412
ready to make it up to them.
2142
01:32:33,348 --> 01:32:34,447
Thanks.
2143
01:32:35,517 --> 01:32:40,487
Don't screw it up.
2144
01:32:40,489 --> 01:32:43,089
You know, I always thought
white guys getting jobs
2145
01:32:43,091 --> 01:32:45,358
'cause other white guys called
in favors was just a myth,
2146
01:32:45,360 --> 01:32:48,495
but now I'm starting to
think Kendall has a point.
2147
01:32:48,497 --> 01:32:50,664
Maybe you should
apologize to her.
2148
01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:51,498
I did.
2149
01:32:52,768 --> 01:32:54,401
Apologize again.
2150
01:32:54,403 --> 01:32:57,504
You can never
apologize too often.
2151
01:33:14,790 --> 01:33:18,391
Hey, uh, I really needed to
talk to somebody right now.
2152
01:33:18,393 --> 01:33:20,627
If you get this, call me back.
2153
01:33:25,467 --> 01:33:26,600
I'm done for the night.
2154
01:33:26,602 --> 01:33:29,102
Okay, but can I apologize?
2155
01:33:32,374 --> 01:33:34,608
Just come in for a minute.
2156
01:33:49,424 --> 01:33:51,257
What were you
like as a teenager?
2157
01:33:51,259 --> 01:33:53,126
I was a total loner.
2158
01:33:54,262 --> 01:33:55,662
I can see that.
2159
01:33:55,664 --> 01:33:57,430
You're not very
good at apologizing.
2160
01:33:57,432 --> 01:33:59,799
I'm just trying to ask
you some questions for once.
2161
01:33:59,801 --> 01:34:01,301
No, that's my job.
2162
01:34:01,303 --> 01:34:02,569
Can tonight be off the clock?
2163
01:34:02,571 --> 01:34:05,405
I am off the
clock, I told you.
2164
01:34:07,009 --> 01:34:08,842
Did being a loner
affect your career choice?
2165
01:34:08,844 --> 01:34:11,411
Okay, now you're
just procrastinating.
2166
01:34:11,413 --> 01:34:12,612
You do that a lot, you know.
2167
01:34:12,614 --> 01:34:14,114
Well, that's what
therapy is, right?
2168
01:34:14,116 --> 01:34:17,951
- Talking in circles?
- This isn't therapy.
2169
01:34:17,953 --> 01:34:19,819
This is you apologizing.
2170
01:34:23,025 --> 01:34:23,890
Right.
2171
01:34:26,528 --> 01:34:30,397
I think it's time you
found a new therapist.
2172
01:34:35,604 --> 01:34:37,170
Somehow this feels
more like a breakup
2173
01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:39,172
than my actual breakup.
2174
01:34:42,944 --> 01:34:46,880
Iris, I'm sorry for
blaming you for everything.
2175
01:34:50,385 --> 01:34:51,851
And I'm sorry for
treating you like
2176
01:34:51,853 --> 01:34:53,620
a sounding board instead
of a human being,
2177
01:34:53,622 --> 01:34:55,121
because even if
that is your job,
2178
01:34:55,123 --> 01:34:57,457
you're still a human being.
2179
01:34:58,293 --> 01:35:01,394
You're the last stop on my
apology tour because to me,
2180
01:35:01,396 --> 01:35:02,696
you're the most important.
2181
01:35:02,698 --> 01:35:04,197
Don't say that.
2182
01:35:04,199 --> 01:35:05,331
Why would you say that?
2183
01:35:05,333 --> 01:35:06,966
Because it's true.
2184
01:35:08,303 --> 01:35:10,370
Because you're the only person
2185
01:35:10,372 --> 01:35:12,372
that I've ever been
my true self around.
2186
01:35:12,374 --> 01:35:14,374
With everyone else I'm
either pushed inside
2187
01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:16,376
or I push out and try too hard.
2188
01:35:16,378 --> 01:35:18,611
But with you, I can just be.
2189
01:35:19,981 --> 01:35:21,581
That's part of
being a therapist.
2190
01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:25,985
Creating a sense of
understanding and
2191
01:35:25,987 --> 01:35:28,555
No, it's more than that.
2192
01:35:28,557 --> 01:35:31,157
Look, when I was a kid I
used to feel this sense
2193
01:35:31,159 --> 01:35:33,927
of clarity and of
depth and like,
2194
01:35:35,330 --> 01:35:36,930
like everything
was gonna be okay
2195
01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:38,832
and I was going exactly
where I was supposed to.
2196
01:35:38,834 --> 01:35:42,736
But now I almost never feel
that way, so when I do,
2197
01:35:42,738 --> 01:35:45,572
I just enjoy it while it lasts.
2198
01:35:46,441 --> 01:35:48,341
I think of it as some kind
of spiritual Alzheimer's.
2199
01:35:48,343 --> 01:35:52,512
I know that when I wake up
that feeling will be gone
2200
01:35:52,514 --> 01:35:56,349
and I'll be back in my head
distracted by something stupid.
2201
01:35:56,351 --> 01:35:58,017
Yeah, welcome to
adult life, Jacob.
2202
01:35:58,019 --> 01:36:00,453
You don't really
believe that, do you?
2203
01:36:00,455 --> 01:36:01,588
That's just something
you're supposed to say,
2204
01:36:01,590 --> 01:36:03,690
I know you know what
I'm talking about,
2205
01:36:03,692 --> 01:36:05,458
because the times
that I feel like that
2206
01:36:05,460 --> 01:36:10,530
are when I'm here with you,
and I know you feel it too.
2207
01:36:10,966 --> 01:36:13,299
Maybe I know what you mean,
2208
01:36:13,301 --> 01:36:15,435
but that's an
occupational hazard.
2209
01:36:15,437 --> 01:36:17,070
People don't get that
sense of openness
2210
01:36:17,072 --> 01:36:18,571
and understanding
in their real lives,
2211
01:36:18,573 --> 01:36:21,074
so they project that
feeling on to me.
2212
01:36:21,076 --> 01:36:22,375
So you're calling me crazy?
2213
01:36:22,377 --> 01:36:25,545
No, you know I
would never do that.
2214
01:36:30,318 --> 01:36:32,519
Sure, yes, I feel it too.
2215
01:36:37,225 --> 01:36:39,159
- But that's only because...
- Because you're not
2216
01:36:39,161 --> 01:36:41,060
actually gay or
in a relationship?
2217
01:36:41,062 --> 01:36:42,829
Stop, that has
nothing to do with it.
2218
01:36:42,831 --> 01:36:44,998
Then maybe it's because
you're extremely emotionally
2219
01:36:45,000 --> 01:36:49,669
available, you've felt alone
at least since your adolescence
2220
01:36:49,671 --> 01:36:52,405
and you've spent the
entirety of your adult life
2221
01:36:52,407 --> 01:36:54,574
keeping people at arm's length,
2222
01:36:54,576 --> 01:36:58,244
but now you're finally
ready to open up
2223
01:36:58,246 --> 01:37:00,313
and experience intimacy.
2224
01:37:04,486 --> 01:37:07,220
You're flipping
the script, eh?
2225
01:37:08,290 --> 01:37:09,656
What are your rates, doc?
2226
01:37:09,658 --> 01:37:12,425
Oh, you couldn't afford me.
2227
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:14,494
You're probably right.
2228
01:37:18,133 --> 01:37:22,202
You said I'm the last
stop on your apology tour.
2229
01:37:29,544 --> 01:37:31,044
What did I miss?
2230
01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:36,382
Well, I guess I
realized that my version
2231
01:37:36,384 --> 01:37:39,185
of the mindspeaking method
was just me projecting
2232
01:37:39,187 --> 01:37:41,521
my frustrations on to
everyone else without stopping
2233
01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:44,490
to consider their perspective.
2234
01:37:44,492 --> 01:37:48,328
And I'm sorry, too, for
giving you such terrible advice.
2235
01:37:48,330 --> 01:37:50,463
No, no, you're good.
2236
01:37:50,465 --> 01:37:51,698
It actually worked out.
2237
01:37:51,700 --> 01:37:53,800
I learned a lot of stuff
about Cass I never knew.
2238
01:37:53,802 --> 01:37:55,902
Really, are you two
getting back together?
2239
01:37:55,904 --> 01:37:57,837
No, that's not happening.
2240
01:37:57,839 --> 01:38:00,106
- Why do you care?
- I don't.
2241
01:38:03,478 --> 01:38:04,193
Okay.
2242
01:38:04,195 --> 01:38:04,911
Yeah, even Anthony
and my classmates
2243
01:38:04,913 --> 01:38:06,246
seemed to open up a bit.
2244
01:38:06,248 --> 01:38:08,481
It wasn't all sunshine and
roses, but it's a start.
2245
01:38:08,483 --> 01:38:10,583
And see, that's it.
2246
01:38:10,585 --> 01:38:12,485
There's nothing wrong
with speaking your mind
2247
01:38:12,487 --> 01:38:14,888
as long as you take the
other person into account.
2248
01:38:14,890 --> 01:38:16,489
Couldn't you have told
me that off the start?
2249
01:38:16,491 --> 01:38:19,926
- I thought it was obvious.
- No.
2250
01:38:19,928 --> 01:38:21,995
I'm sorry, I'm joking.
2251
01:38:22,898 --> 01:38:25,531
I don't know, I wasn't thinking.
2252
01:38:25,533 --> 01:38:29,369
You, me, your classmates,
we're all fucked up.
2253
01:38:29,371 --> 01:38:30,670
We're all just trying our best.
2254
01:38:30,672 --> 01:38:32,672
Is that even true though?
2255
01:38:32,674 --> 01:38:34,240
Everybody always says that
"everyone is just doing
2256
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,775
"the best with what they have,"
2257
01:38:35,777 --> 01:38:37,443
but there's plenty of times when
2258
01:38:37,445 --> 01:38:39,078
I know I could be doing better,
2259
01:38:39,080 --> 01:38:40,847
but I just choose not
to 'cause I'm lazy,
2260
01:38:40,849 --> 01:38:44,284
'cause "Game of Thrones" is
on, and that's not my best.
2261
01:38:44,286 --> 01:38:45,385
So, if that's true for me,
2262
01:38:45,387 --> 01:38:46,552
its gotta be true
for other people.
2263
01:38:46,554 --> 01:38:49,389
I don't know, it's not binary.
2264
01:38:49,391 --> 01:38:51,357
We all just have our basic
human nature with all
2265
01:38:51,359 --> 01:38:52,525
its carnal drives and we have
2266
01:38:52,527 --> 01:38:54,394
to do our best to
transcend that.
2267
01:38:54,396 --> 01:38:56,229
You can't transcend
human nature.
2268
01:38:56,231 --> 01:38:58,598
- It's human nature.
- Oh, you can't?
2269
01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,866
A couple centuries ago they were
2270
01:38:59,868 --> 01:39:02,101
burning people for witchcraft.
2271
01:39:02,103 --> 01:39:04,904
A few decades ago women
couldn't even vote.
2272
01:39:04,906 --> 01:39:07,974
All of our so-called
natural drives to oppress
2273
01:39:07,976 --> 01:39:10,276
and be violent to each
other have taken a back seat
2274
01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:15,381
because we are evolving as a
society; mentally, spiritually.
2275
01:39:15,383 --> 01:39:19,385
There's no reason that
trend can't continue.
2276
01:39:19,387 --> 01:39:21,154
You should meet
this girl I know.
2277
01:39:21,156 --> 01:39:23,156
Her name is Kendall, I think
you guys would get along.
2278
01:39:23,158 --> 01:39:24,924
Is that the safe spaces girl?
2279
01:39:24,926 --> 01:39:26,192
Yup.
2280
01:39:27,629 --> 01:39:30,563
Well I know you
don't like her,
2281
01:39:30,565 --> 01:39:33,232
does that mean you hate me too?
2282
01:39:33,234 --> 01:39:35,268
My personal feelings
have no bearing
2283
01:39:35,270 --> 01:39:36,469
on our professional
relationship.
2284
01:39:36,471 --> 01:39:38,304
We have no professional
relationship.
2285
01:39:38,306 --> 01:39:39,906
I fired you, remember?
2286
01:39:39,908 --> 01:39:41,407
Oh, yeah.
2287
01:39:41,409 --> 01:39:44,177
I guess that leaves us no
choice but to be friends.
2288
01:39:44,179 --> 01:39:45,044
Friends?
2289
01:39:46,681 --> 01:39:48,448
I think you just
want free therapy.
2290
01:39:48,450 --> 01:39:50,583
Oh, I think I've learned
everything I can from therapy.
2291
01:39:50,585 --> 01:39:53,353
Oh, I think you
are incredibly cocky.
2292
01:39:53,355 --> 01:39:54,620
Tell me what you really think.
2293
01:39:54,622 --> 01:39:56,422
I think I'm about to pass out.
2294
01:39:56,424 --> 01:39:57,457
Well, let's go get a coffee.
2295
01:39:57,459 --> 01:39:59,292
Uh, are you crazy?
2296
01:39:59,294 --> 01:40:00,626
It's after midnight.
2297
01:40:00,628 --> 01:40:01,928
I know a place
that's still open.
2298
01:40:01,930 --> 01:40:04,130
That's not what I
meant and you know it.
2299
01:40:04,132 --> 01:40:06,432
They have the best decaf.
2300
01:40:06,434 --> 01:40:08,901
Best decaf is an oxymoron.
2301
01:40:11,306 --> 01:40:12,238
Let's go.
2302
01:40:14,009 --> 01:40:17,043
Okay, but this is not a date.
2303
01:40:17,045 --> 01:40:18,544
Who said anything
about a date?
2304
01:40:18,546 --> 01:40:19,779
No one said the word date.
2305
01:40:19,781 --> 01:40:23,282
You're the first
person who said that.
2306
01:40:23,284 --> 01:40:25,685
Okay, come on, let's go.
2307
01:40:40,035 --> 01:40:41,367
- So, it's like more honest.
- Okay.
2308
01:40:41,369 --> 01:40:42,502
Even though I know it's not.
2309
01:40:42,504 --> 01:40:44,037
I know it's like a...
2310
01:40:44,039 --> 01:40:46,472
I know what you're
thinking, and it's not a date.
2311
01:40:46,474 --> 01:40:50,977
I mean that's what she said,
so let's just go with that.
2312
01:40:50,979 --> 01:40:53,413
And maybe she's right,
maybe I am projecting.
2313
01:40:53,415 --> 01:40:55,515
I have a hard time trusting
a crush on my therapist
2314
01:40:55,517 --> 01:40:57,650
since I've fantasized
about dating my therapist
2315
01:40:57,652 --> 01:40:59,218
since I was 12.
2316
01:40:59,220 --> 01:41:02,688
What kind of 12
year old does that?
2317
01:41:02,690 --> 01:41:05,491
Anyway, I guess I'm
my own therapist now,
2318
01:41:05,493 --> 01:41:07,360
and it's got me thinking.
2319
01:41:07,362 --> 01:41:09,062
My relationship to
love is a lot like
2320
01:41:09,064 --> 01:41:10,496
my relationship to life.
2321
01:41:10,498 --> 01:41:13,066
I mean, in the back of my
mind I knew my girlfriend
2322
01:41:13,068 --> 01:41:16,335
and I could break up and it
was easier to play it cool,
2323
01:41:16,337 --> 01:41:18,037
so if we did it
wouldn't feel like
2324
01:41:18,039 --> 01:41:20,273
I was losing anything too major.
2325
01:41:20,275 --> 01:41:22,408
But at least with love
there's the chance
2326
01:41:22,410 --> 01:41:24,277
that it'll work out and
stand the test of time,
2327
01:41:24,279 --> 01:41:26,045
so some people go all in,
2328
01:41:26,047 --> 01:41:28,414
whereas the difference
is with life,
2329
01:41:28,416 --> 01:41:29,849
it's a guarantee
you're gonna die.
2330
01:41:29,851 --> 01:41:33,286
So, you hold back, you
let your fear consume you
2331
01:41:33,288 --> 01:41:35,021
so that when it's over
you can tell yourself,
2332
01:41:35,023 --> 01:41:39,358
"eh, it wasn't that great,
it was no big deal."
2333
01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:41,594
You know, people always say
"live life to the fullest,
2334
01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,362
"take in every moment,"
2335
01:41:43,364 --> 01:41:45,431
but if you do that,
then when it ends
2336
01:41:45,433 --> 01:41:46,966
it'll be completely devastating.
2337
01:41:46,968 --> 01:41:49,602
The loss of something
you've experienced so purely
2338
01:41:49,604 --> 01:41:53,806
would feel so unbearable
your soul might implode.
2339
01:41:55,810 --> 01:42:00,580
But hey, that's probably
me just being dramatic.
2340
01:42:00,582 --> 01:42:04,550
You gotta give it your
best shot anyway, right?
2341
01:42:15,211 --> 01:42:20,211
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