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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,42 --> 00:00:00,42 25.000 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:06,215 Dedicated to the first post communist generation 3 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:13,514 BELGRADE, SERBIA AUTUMN, 1 996. 4 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:30,322 Together again, eh paI? 5 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,368 shvaba's voice sounded like it was coming from under water. 6 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:37,120 The wounds had started to bleed again. 7 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:42,709 l felt they were biting their way through the bandages. 8 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:45,254 A matter of calibre, folks. 9 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:48,48 A calibre from which wounds barely heal. 10 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:52,177 shvaba liked that calibre. A guy with taste. 11 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,721 Good to see you again, paI. 12 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:58,100 shvaba, my buddy. 13 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:04,523 Never mind the... what do you caII it? -Consequences. 14 00:01:05,23 --> 00:01:08,986 No, when the situation is reaIIy fucked. -Circumstances. 15 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,322 That's the word. Fuck it, 16 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,284 The important thing is that we're together again. 17 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,168 I've always believed that shvaba would've been able 18 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,753 to say lots of funny and interesting things... 19 00:01:27,87 --> 00:01:29,923 Get the fuck out of the way, you mice! 20 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:33,51 ...if it hadn't been for his war with words. 21 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:38,182 That's why l guess, it's up to me to tell this story. 22 00:01:39,99 --> 00:01:44,313 Let's go back five years. Buckle up, folks, we're off. 23 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,70 BELGRADE, SERBIA.. AUTUMN, 1 991 . 24 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:03,790 Starring: 25 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:42,246 W o U N D S 26 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:54,550 shvaba and me grew up in a really dodgy area. 27 00:02:54,925 --> 00:03:00,556 Breeze blocks, folks, if you know what I mean? 28 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,601 If you don't, who gives a fuck? 29 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,983 We have to decide who pIays who. 30 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,154 Why do I aIways have to be the Croat? 31 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,198 Your oId man was a Croat. 32 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:22,911 A Slovenian. -Same shit, different wrapping. 33 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,621 What's wrong with you? 34 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:27,374 DiaboIa... -We're not kids any more to be throwing 35 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:30,502 stones at each other. -Your Mum's Slovenian, isn't she? 36 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:34,89 I've heard that SIovenians fuck themseIves senseIess. 37 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:37,09 Shvaba's joking, they onIy give good head. 38 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:39,928 Suck my dick! 39 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,433 Ustashan cunt! 40 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:47,936 Ustashan cunt! 41 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,438 Kosovian! 42 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,734 Kosovian! 43 00:03:59,156 --> 00:03:59,823 Kosovian... 44 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:03,493 Cunt! 45 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,496 Kosovian! 46 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:08,749 DiaboIa. 47 00:04:15,88 --> 00:04:16,298 Cunt! 48 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,195 I'm not a Croat! 49 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:41,490 You're not a Serb either! Serbs don't cry Iike pussies. 50 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,77 Get it? -Yes. 51 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:49,915 Bro', d'you hear that? ours are coming! Serbia! 52 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,125 Now you're fucked! 53 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,423 That autumn, everyone in our neighbourhood was 54 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:02,219 into watching the tanks on their way to croatia. 55 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:04,847 Well, almost everyone. 56 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:10,394 Those damn tanks, Iook at the fiIth! 57 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,315 My Mum wasn't to keen on them. 58 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,734 It's a shame about aII those fIowers... 59 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,362 My dad was angry with the army for forcing him into 60 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:24,74 early retirement. Thirty fucking years waiting for war 61 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,243 and he didn't even get a look in. 62 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,603 Granny, they're great, eh? 63 00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:57,24 shvaba's Granny wasn't very keen on them either. 64 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,444 Of course, for Granny the war was just a re-run. 65 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,622 Good morning, neighbour. 66 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,336 If you spiII that pigs swiII down here again, you'II have 67 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:20,214 to give me head and Iick the terrace at the same time! 68 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:25,93 You bitch! This isn't your shithoIe Dubrovnik, 69 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:29,431 this is Serbia! -Whimp! -Serbia, you trash! 70 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,976 Learn what's Iaw and order! 71 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,439 You've mixed it aII up. Her Iate husband was a Croat, 72 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,567 she's our. -ours, my arse, with such behaviour! 73 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:45,572 You'd be better off getting your gun and defending those 74 00:06:46,31 --> 00:06:48,825 peopIe there. -Fuck you! 75 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:52,287 But they retired you, whimp. 76 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:56,875 Because you're not right in the head. -Fuck you! 77 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:05,843 Besides the tanks and the news, 78 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:09,763 everyone in the neighbourhood was into dijabola's Mum. 79 00:07:13,851 --> 00:07:16,562 Lydia works on TV, folks. 80 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:24,27 she'll be important for our story much later. 81 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:26,321 For now, remember her well, just like l did. 82 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:31,159 What are you doing, you idiot! -Son! 83 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:38,625 somehow it happened that l started wanking that year. 84 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,545 At the same time we were shelling Vukovar. 85 00:07:42,87 --> 00:07:44,798 Go for it... Go for it. 86 00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:48,10 They'II destroy the town. 87 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,638 When we get rid of the Ustasha's, 88 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:54,349 we'II buiId a nicer one, Iike Paris. 89 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,185 The liberation of serbian Vukovar 90 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,437 from the jaws of the Ustashan monster 91 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,647 is becoming an inevitable reality. 92 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:05,110 Paris, my arse. Even better. Isn't that right, UgIjesha? 93 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:08,405 The citizens are coming out of their cellars 94 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:12,868 greeting their liberators with flowers, tears of joy 95 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:15,78 and a thousand and one thanks. 96 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:19,499 A year later we were shelling sarajevo. 97 00:08:22,02 --> 00:08:23,462 And we were put under sanctions. 98 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:28,425 You'II see! When the CIA get their sateIIite pictures 99 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:31,553 and see that we've piIed the beef on under sanctions! 100 00:08:34,765 --> 00:08:36,850 CIington! 101 00:08:52,950 --> 00:08:57,246 One of the greatest crimes in the history of civilisation: 102 00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,791 Yugoslavia has been severely punished 103 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,544 by the international police. 104 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:11,677 But unjust and unprovoked sanctions won't brake serbia, 105 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,179 whose people are fond of saying: 106 00:09:15,55 --> 00:09:21,395 No one can harm us, we are stronger than destiny, 107 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:27,359 let them hate us, those who don't like us... 108 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,702 The wisdom fo the people is much more powerful 109 00:09:37,35 --> 00:09:38,954 than American forces. 110 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,622 He's Iocked himseIf in again! Son... 111 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,624 When I put the toiIet under sanctions, you'II shit 112 00:09:42,875 --> 00:09:44,751 outside the buiIding. Come out of there! 113 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,87 l couldn't have given a toss about sanctions or the war. 114 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,881 Literally, folks. 115 00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:51,425 l was wanking five times a day at least! 116 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:55,596 Come out of there! -Son, are you aII right? 117 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,183 What does life has to offer a thirteen-year-old lad? 118 00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:01,59 Just wanking! 119 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,437 Come out of there before you faII down the bog! 120 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,191 ABoUT IDoLS 121 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,362 My dad had idols, too. 122 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:15,157 At first he slobbered over some croat Tito. 123 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,492 Then he had a thing for Milosevic, 124 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:20,78 like everyone else in our neighbourhood. 125 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,757 Neighbour be quiet! -Come and see what I'm hanging up. 126 00:10:32,90 --> 00:10:36,220 If you don't Iike it, I'II hang you on my todger, mate! 127 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:40,849 BIoody oppositionist! 128 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,353 Son, have you got a bad stomach again? 129 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:48,982 Fucking democrats! Is that quiet enough, eh?! 130 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:05,249 The things us kids loved were a lot more down to earth. 131 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:12,631 Our only hero was the neighbour from across the way. 132 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,602 How was it? 133 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:29,606 crazy Kure! Just back from a business trip to Germany. 134 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,733 The West is a miracIe. I'II take you there sometime. 135 00:11:32,25 --> 00:11:33,360 I want to go to Munich. 136 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,238 Munich, Frankfort, DusseIdorf, CoIogne... 137 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:42,35 Shvaba, come here! 138 00:11:44,997 --> 00:11:48,792 Did anyone pick on you, eh? Look at this! 139 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,379 Thanks, uncIe Kure! -UncIe Kure! 140 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,424 ShaII I wash your car for you? 141 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,926 Take a hike, four eyes! 142 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,892 What are you staring at, Shvaba? Take that in! 143 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:13,66 Can Pinki give us a hand? -Him? 144 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,32 Versace... 145 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,493 Yeah, aII right. Come on, Shvaba. 146 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:32,878 Pinki, your Dad wants you. -Don't worry Mrs, 147 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:36,798 I'II make them some custard. Who gave you that siIIy name? 148 00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,676 My oId man. 149 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:48,810 As a child, my dad was into partisans, revolution, 150 00:12:49,61 --> 00:12:52,731 take an oath, child-warriors... 151 00:12:53,65 --> 00:12:55,359 That gets to you, you know? 152 00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,237 Bandits! 153 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,698 Bandits! 154 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,750 Bandits! shit! 155 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,892 comrade Pinki... 156 00:13:30,519 --> 00:13:33,21 suck my dick, comrade Stojan! 157 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:37,234 They say that real Pinki was good with bombs. Maybe. 158 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:40,737 This one prefers shooters, folks! 159 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,784 Where was I...? 160 00:13:46,34 --> 00:13:47,661 Oh yes, how did l get my name. 161 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:53,959 l was born on 4th May 1 980, 162 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:57,421 the same day that croat Tito croaked. 163 00:13:58,05 --> 00:14:00,299 We bawled our eyes out, folks. 164 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:17,524 Go on son, have a god cry. 165 00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,903 We'II name you after him: 166 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:27,242 Tito... S. Mucibabic. 167 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:37,169 Luckily, they were shocked in the city hall. 168 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:41,673 They wanted to arrest him for insulting the dead President. 169 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:43,300 AII right comrades, I've changed my mind, 170 00:14:43,592 --> 00:14:44,718 Let's caII him Ramiz. 171 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:48,138 No, Pinki, caII him Pinki! 172 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,265 Pinki! 173 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:54,311 l was marked for life, folks! 174 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,940 l knew l was destined for great deeds. 175 00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,570 That reaIIy suits you. 176 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,156 Hey, kid! Take that off and come here. 177 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,294 Get a good Iook, eh? 178 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:28,595 It seems you'd shag my IittIe girI, wouIdn't you? 179 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:30,889 Come on now, Kure. 180 00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,853 of course you wouId. 181 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:40,148 Kure, send the kids home. -What for? 182 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,151 Let them Iearn something. -Come on! 183 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,363 D'you know how to treat this sort of bird? 184 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:48,282 D'you take her to a museum, eh? 185 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:51,994 What wouId you do in a museum, you IittIe trash? 186 00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:57,583 Have you ever wondered why there's no shagging 187 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,170 in oId American fiIms? That's because Kagny and Bogy 188 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,964 didn't want to give away their trade secrets. 189 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,341 Spit your gum out! 190 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:12,806 Shagging is an art. Pay attention! First stage: 191 00:16:14,16 --> 00:16:16,977 the neck. A serious job, three to eight seconds. 192 00:16:17,895 --> 00:16:20,189 Kure... -Come on! Look here... 193 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,66 PIease don't, not in front of the kids. 194 00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:24,776 Second stage, the anaesthetic. 195 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,70 The ear: ten to fifteen seconds! 196 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,324 What are you staring at, you IittIe bastards? 197 00:16:30,616 --> 00:16:32,242 Get off! 198 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,247 Don't interrupt me! Where was I? 199 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:41,210 Where was I?! -The anaesthetic. 200 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,423 Third stage, fantasy! 201 00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:55,933 Hand... crowIing, crowIing... -Fuck you. 202 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:00,687 Look, the anaesthetic's aIready working. -Fuck you. 203 00:17:05,484 --> 00:17:07,444 You fucking bustard, Kure! 204 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:11,156 Look what you've done, you wanker! 205 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,160 What a temper! 206 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:19,414 I'm gonna marry her, reaIIy I am. -ReaIIy? 207 00:17:20,999 --> 00:17:23,877 You cow! Come here. 208 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,548 ReaIIy? -Come here. 209 00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,181 Does it hurt? 210 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:38,183 Don't be ridicuIous. 211 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,310 But why didn't you teII me it was bothering you? 212 00:17:40,561 --> 00:17:41,812 You're so strange. 213 00:17:42,62 --> 00:17:44,898 Look how stressed out I am, I'm aII shaky. -CooI down. 214 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,67 Kids, go home. 215 00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:55,75 UncIe Kure, are you gonna fuck now? 216 00:17:57,953 --> 00:17:59,663 Kevin Keegan! 217 00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:05,502 Kure isn't a maniac. Shut the door... My sweetie. 218 00:18:07,45 --> 00:18:12,509 My wounded hand is crowIing... -You're tickIing me. 219 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,219 Shagging is an art. 220 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,264 Of course Uncle Kure was a maniac, someone who lives 221 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,266 at a hundred miles an hour, 222 00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:21,18 who doesn't give a fuck about anything. 223 00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:26,23 Mother, buy me a gun, to kiII my man, 224 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,276 who cheats on me every night. 225 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:38,76 Mother, buy me a syringe, to overdose my man. 226 00:18:44,41 --> 00:18:48,128 shvaba was also a bit like that - a maniac. A quiet lad, 227 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,506 but there was no screwing around with him. 228 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:54,301 KiII him Shvaba, kiII him, bash his brains out! 229 00:18:57,930 --> 00:19:00,307 HeeI, Shvaba, heeI! 230 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,392 That's probably why Kure liked him. 231 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:03,644 Drop it! 232 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,523 To cut my man's throat, 'cos he cheats on my every night, 233 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:09,900 mother, buy me a knife. 234 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,492 Mother, a knife! 235 00:19:19,34 --> 00:19:20,744 Go on, sing! 236 00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,166 Carry on! 237 00:19:32,47 --> 00:19:32,923 Keep going! 238 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:37,219 You see, in school l had all A's. 239 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:42,641 That's why for me weapons took second place! 240 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:47,437 Even third. ln first place were... 241 00:19:49,398 --> 00:19:51,66 That's the most important thing for business. 242 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,568 Pepper's a reaI geezer! 243 00:19:52,818 --> 00:19:54,570 As if, you know! Take this shit away. 244 00:19:54,862 --> 00:19:55,904 And there was work all over Europe. 245 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,448 You're Iying through your fucking teeth. Get Iost, Rex! 246 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:02,119 A few of us were in fact representing serbian culture. 247 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,580 CooI down, Kure. -Shut it! 248 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:07,541 We were building up this country's image. 249 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,960 Listen to this cant taIking out of this arse! 250 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:12,921 We used to watch ''The Beat of the Street'' 251 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,882 every Wednesday at Kure's. For us kids it was 252 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,719 as popular as ''Beverly Hills'', even more than ''Red Star''. 253 00:20:19,52 --> 00:20:22,890 l still have fond memories of some of those trips. 254 00:20:23,98 --> 00:20:28,395 Frakfort on Mine, Munich, dusseldorf, Bundesbank, 255 00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:30,480 Offenbach, piggy bank, dortmund... 256 00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:32,774 He's the biggest fucking cunt grass. 257 00:20:33,25 --> 00:20:35,777 Grassing peopIe up took first, second and third 258 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,573 pIace with you, mate! -You know, in the West, 259 00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:41,742 a serb was treated like a gentleman. 260 00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,210 I'II put an end to this boIIocks, you cunt! 261 00:20:51,460 --> 00:20:53,295 SEVEN DAYS LATER 262 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,632 78, 79, 80... 263 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,974 And now our neighbour Lydia returns to our story. 264 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:10,187 Here she is, foIks, isn't she a star? 265 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:14,775 Lydia used to bring all the top criminals, mobsters, 266 00:21:15,67 --> 00:21:16,985 our idols in fact, onto her programme. 267 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,488 Let's see which sIime-baII's on this week. 268 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:22,574 Look at him! Are you counting, Shvaba? 269 00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,370 Who, l hope, would open his heart to you and to me. 270 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,206 Stole, draw! 271 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:33,01 Where did she get this peasant from? 272 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,587 He shouIdn't be on a kids show! 273 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,464 Are you counting, Svaba? 274 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,259 At that time we fought according to a certain code, 275 00:21:40,884 --> 00:21:43,387 fists only, but it wasn't always fair play. 276 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:45,556 Here's an example for your viewers. 277 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:51,61 Stole, you cant! What a gentleman! 278 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:54,231 And what about poor Zvonce, whom you shot from behind!? 279 00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:57,67 God rest his souI. 280 00:21:57,401 --> 00:22:00,70 Don't upset yourseIf Kure, pIease! -Who's getting upset? 281 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,781 Who? -Don't, Kure! 282 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,577 Give us a fag, kid! 283 00:22:14,418 --> 00:22:17,296 Once me and my friend Zvonce fell out 284 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:20,340 and agreed to settle things in a civilised way... 285 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:21,800 Give us a fag! 286 00:22:22,09 --> 00:22:23,468 ...with fists, just the two of us! 287 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:24,678 Robber! Knight, my arse! 288 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,972 When l get there l see two parked cars and say to myself:.. 289 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,267 Shvaba, have I reached hundred and fifty yet? 290 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,977 Even more! 291 00:22:32,269 --> 00:22:34,897 l say to myself: Well done, but that's impossible. 292 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,398 sounds exciting. 293 00:22:36,607 --> 00:22:39,860 Hey kids, wouId you give Lydia one? 294 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:43,614 I heard that! -Quiet, in there. 295 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,535 of course not, she's DiaboIa's Mum. 296 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,455 Why d'you fantasise about her when you wank, then? 297 00:22:51,914 --> 00:22:54,541 That's not the same, is it, uncIe Kure? 298 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:57,711 WeII, Iads, that's a phiIosophicaI question. 299 00:22:59,171 --> 00:23:00,964 Bring that kid aIong, I want to meet him. 300 00:23:01,173 --> 00:23:02,758 You go on, he is asIeep! 301 00:23:03,91 --> 00:23:05,52 oh, no, not that camoufIage business again. 302 00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:07,846 Don't go, Kure, it's dangerous! 303 00:23:08,96 --> 00:23:09,515 What's wrong with you, I'm onIy going hunting... 304 00:23:10,57 --> 00:23:11,350 for bunny rabbits! 305 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,863 Be brave... Heroes, 306 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,824 let's finish them off. 307 00:23:28,33 --> 00:23:30,77 They won't surrender. 308 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,788 show them all your strength and power, 309 00:23:33,38 --> 00:23:35,374 as you did all along. 310 00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:38,502 Be brave, they're definitely broken! 311 00:23:58,272 --> 00:23:59,982 Get up, you Iazy sods! 312 00:24:00,858 --> 00:24:03,610 I'm bIeeding whiIe you're sIeeping! 313 00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,823 I'II draft you aII! You Iazy bastards! 314 00:24:08,574 --> 00:24:10,450 Everybody down in five minutes! 315 00:24:11,285 --> 00:24:15,539 Inspection! Fitness training for the body. And the spirit! 316 00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:18,41 Kure! Ugh, bIood! 317 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,752 It's not mine, it's from the bunny rabbit. 318 00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:23,964 A souvenir for you... Shvaba, come here! 319 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,556 What d'you want? -You said there'd be an inspection. 320 00:24:32,806 --> 00:24:34,516 Get the fuck out of here. 321 00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:36,727 Shvaba, take this in. 322 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:46,403 Kure, where's my microwave? -Give us a Iist next time! 323 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:49,281 Neighbour, how was the weekend? 324 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,783 Was there any fighting? 325 00:24:52,159 --> 00:24:54,203 Everything for mother Serbia, everything! 326 00:24:54,453 --> 00:25:00,667 My universities: M. Gorki G. Pinki (G = Giza) 327 00:25:20,479 --> 00:25:22,689 Come on. Put your head here. 328 00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:25,567 Don't breathe. 329 00:25:26,944 --> 00:25:30,239 Can you here anything? -Yes, I can, uncIe Kure. 330 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:33,617 What can you hear? You can hear my arse! 331 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:38,455 Listen. It's on and you can't hear it. 332 00:25:44,503 --> 00:25:48,507 Kure's bought a BMW, folks. 333 00:25:57,933 --> 00:26:00,727 GoIden hands! Give us that! 334 00:26:01,937 --> 00:26:05,732 Not that... I'II make a man out of you yet. 335 00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:11,780 It's a miracIe what a man can do with his ten fingers! 336 00:26:14,241 --> 00:26:17,119 And remember, every skiII is worth its weight in goId! 337 00:26:20,414 --> 00:26:21,582 How could l explain to him, 338 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:24,42 that me and shvaba were already learning our trade? 339 00:26:25,544 --> 00:26:28,797 Shitting yourseIves, eh? Watch this, you pussies! 340 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:31,967 Like in ''The BattIe of Neretva''. 341 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,761 When the Chetniks rode into battIe 342 00:26:35,53 --> 00:26:37,681 and those partisan cunts hid behind the gravestones! 343 00:26:40,184 --> 00:26:42,769 There goes SIy. -UncIe Kure... 344 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:48,400 Come here. Have you ever seen ''The BattIe of Neretva''? 345 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,653 You arsehoIes haven't got a cIue! 346 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:58,368 D'you think I couId shoot a bit? 347 00:27:01,705 --> 00:27:05,792 What did your Mum say, when am I gonna be on the show? 348 00:27:06,84 --> 00:27:15,552 She said that Rat, Pepper and Bones are on first. 349 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:21,141 of course, if they survive that Iong. -of course. 350 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,64 And me? When's my turn? 351 00:27:34,947 --> 00:27:37,991 Go on, spit it out! -WeII... She says... 352 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:41,495 you're not in the same cIass. 353 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,208 That's what she says, is it? 354 00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:51,964 Have you seen ''The Godfather''? 355 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:55,467 You haven't got a cIue! 356 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,99 Go home! 357 00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,103 Rat, Pepper... 358 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,149 So you think that's funny? 359 00:28:11,525 --> 00:28:13,318 Do you, you cunts? 360 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,238 That's not very nice, is it? 361 00:28:19,616 --> 00:28:23,745 You're my friends, your Iaughter hurts me. 362 00:28:25,38 --> 00:28:30,669 I've decided to share the pain with you. Shvaba... 363 00:28:38,677 --> 00:28:40,888 Lets pIay... ''steeI fists''. 364 00:28:43,974 --> 00:28:47,19 D'you want it now or straight away? -Straight away. 365 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:54,735 Who's a hard nut then? ''Enter the Dragon'', eh? 366 00:28:55,27 --> 00:28:57,70 Want some more? -Yes. 367 00:29:00,866 --> 00:29:02,367 You do, do you? 368 00:29:04,286 --> 00:29:06,830 Come on, then. -No probs, uncIe Kure. 369 00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:13,128 Is that enough for you, peasant? 370 00:29:14,04 --> 00:29:16,48 Not yet! -Not yet! 371 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:20,10 Hang on, there's no hurry. 372 00:29:25,891 --> 00:29:28,393 Right, now... off you go. 373 00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,151 Come on, Shvaba. 374 00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:52,00 That's right, you're reaIIy hard, Shvaba. 375 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:55,170 A beating can be a good thing, foks. 376 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,382 lt is a good way of checking if you're a man or a pussy. 377 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,551 The problem is that most people find out 378 00:30:00,759 --> 00:30:02,594 they're a pussy. 379 00:30:03,428 --> 00:30:05,138 You want be seeing that bastard any more! 380 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:07,766 Do you wanna be a criminaI? 381 00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:12,980 Stojan, you've Iost count! -No, I'm counting to myseIf. 382 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:22,72 That's fifty, Stojan! 383 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:26,493 Kevin Keegan! 384 00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:30,831 Kevin Keegan! Kevin Keegan! 385 00:30:31,123 --> 00:30:35,210 That was the end of wanking, real life had begun. 386 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,05 Kevin, d'you want a Iick? 387 00:30:41,925 --> 00:30:44,678 Kure, how many more of these morons do I have to do 388 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:47,890 for hundred marks. I didn't know it'd be such hard work. 389 00:30:48,182 --> 00:30:51,643 Let the kid enjoy himseIf and stop taIking crap. 390 00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:55,480 How did I do it, uncIe Kure? -Very good, peasant. 391 00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:59,943 Shagging's an art. Go on, give it a wash. 392 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,529 Get a move on, kid. 393 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:09,77 What's up with you, you cunt, shitting yourseIf, eh? 394 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,467 Thank God for that. Next! 395 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,95 WeII done, Iad. 396 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:31,600 What are you staring at? Go for it! 397 00:31:31,892 --> 00:31:34,937 Come on, kid, you're the Iast one. 398 00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:39,983 Have you faIIen in Iove? 399 00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,782 Come cIoser. 400 00:31:48,75 --> 00:31:50,202 What're you doing, eh? 401 00:31:51,995 --> 00:31:55,666 Kure, he can't do it! -What d'you think, he can't do it? 402 00:31:55,999 --> 00:31:57,835 Get Iost, geek! 403 00:31:58,669 --> 00:32:02,548 UnbeIievabIe! What are we gonna do about it? 404 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,92 Get your pants off! 405 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,262 oK, no probIems. 406 00:32:10,430 --> 00:32:12,599 Don't worry, Kure'II sort you out! 407 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:17,646 Be quiet!... AIternative medicine! 408 00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:21,149 Come here. -Don't, uncIe Kure...! 409 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,820 Concentrate, stand up straight... Shut up! 410 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,281 SureIy we won't go to the doctor's because of this. 411 00:32:27,531 --> 00:32:29,449 This isn't America. ProbIem soIved. 412 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,327 Wow, a shish kebab! Come on, go for it! 413 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:37,916 Kure, the kid's is doing it! -Give it to her, Iad. 414 00:32:39,585 --> 00:32:43,130 Go on, cunt! Sing! -Kevin Keegan! 415 00:32:54,975 --> 00:32:57,561 l'd be lying to you if l didn't tell you 416 00:32:57,769 --> 00:32:59,897 that at one moment l felt sorry for diabola. 417 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:03,692 But that was just for a short, fleeting moment. 418 00:33:04,151 --> 00:33:06,403 As Kure says, you're either fucking or being fucked, 419 00:33:06,653 --> 00:33:09,31 there's nothing in-between. 420 00:33:14,786 --> 00:33:17,915 A rebeIIion of mice, foIk. This isn't our war. 421 00:33:21,877 --> 00:33:25,172 Did you watch the Iatest ''The Beat of the Street''? 422 00:33:27,49 --> 00:33:29,259 LittIe Lemon sIagged us off. 423 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:33,180 Kids are getting nasty these days. 424 00:33:39,228 --> 00:33:41,730 I'm sorry that Kure never made it on the show. 425 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,692 He was reaIIy into the idea. 426 00:33:46,902 --> 00:33:50,197 Who gives a fuck about him, the cunt. 427 00:33:52,533 --> 00:33:56,370 Get the fuck out of the way, bIoody mice! 428 00:34:03,544 --> 00:34:05,546 If onIy the sanctions wouId Iast a bit Ionger, 429 00:34:05,838 --> 00:34:07,673 we'd be made. 430 00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,300 Look at that beauty, eh? 431 00:34:15,764 --> 00:34:18,100 What's going on here? 432 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:22,104 Look at Peppers's Merc. -500 E, hand made. -Shut it! 433 00:34:30,737 --> 00:34:33,282 Did you watch the Iatest ''The Beat of the Street''? 434 00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:36,410 Wasn't Bones fuII of shit? 435 00:34:36,743 --> 00:34:40,873 Pepper, mate, this is a highway robbery! 436 00:34:43,292 --> 00:34:45,85 What're you doing?! 437 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,462 You're a fast one, kid. -Give me that gun! 438 00:34:47,754 --> 00:34:48,755 Haven't I toId you before 439 00:34:49,06 --> 00:34:50,674 not to interrupt me whiIe I'm taIking! 440 00:34:50,966 --> 00:34:53,760 Sorry, Pepper. -Let's caII Bones and have some fun. 441 00:34:54,94 --> 00:34:55,929 What the fuck are you pIaying at? 442 00:34:56,221 --> 00:35:00,142 D'you know who I am? -I do. 443 00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:04,646 Here's five grand now. Come and get the rest tomorrow. 444 00:35:06,690 --> 00:35:12,112 Why are you fucking with me? I'm not one of your jerks! 445 00:35:13,614 --> 00:35:17,993 Come out and Iets fight for it Iike in the good oId days! 446 00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:19,870 Keep this shit. 447 00:35:23,40 --> 00:35:26,168 AII that taIks about good oId days! 448 00:35:26,752 --> 00:35:29,213 The nostaIgia'II kiII you. 449 00:35:33,509 --> 00:35:36,94 HeIIo? Bones? 450 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:40,265 I couId've bIown that cunt's brains out, uncIe Kure. 451 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,100 He deserved it! 452 00:36:09,628 --> 00:36:12,881 I'II beat the shit out of you in two years! 453 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:19,388 There's not enough time, son. 1 995 is a Iong way off. 454 00:36:22,57 --> 00:36:29,64 Let's do it now! - Fuck off! Go home! 455 00:36:48,83 --> 00:36:52,796 That petroI's dodgey, get the hose and suck it out! 456 00:36:53,46 --> 00:36:55,799 Dodgy, ah? Here you are, drink it! 457 00:36:57,384 --> 00:37:00,762 What're you pIaying at, stop it! 458 00:37:33,45 --> 00:37:36,06 PIaning a budget is the art of survivaI in the difficuIt 459 00:37:36,340 --> 00:37:38,884 circumstances our country is facing. 460 00:37:39,176 --> 00:37:42,513 Pension, five hundred and sixty four biIIion, 461 00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:44,723 eight hundred and thirty two miIIion, 462 00:37:45,15 --> 00:37:46,975 four hundred and thirty five thousand, 463 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:49,645 four hundred and seventy five and a haIf dinars. 464 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:52,731 Write this down: CounciI tax, one biIIion, 465 00:37:53,23 --> 00:37:56,235 TV Iicence, five biIIion, 466 00:37:57,69 --> 00:38:03,408 food, not a Iot, but heaIthy, twenty eight biIIion... 467 00:38:07,955 --> 00:38:10,916 Cross out UgIjeshas eight miIIion. 468 00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:18,131 EIectricity, twenty five biIIion. Heating... 469 00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:26,723 What heating, fucking bastards! ! 470 00:38:32,62 --> 00:38:36,775 That's impossibIe! You and your maths! 471 00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,616 Do it again! 472 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:51,39 Something's wrong. Do it again. 473 00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:53,500 EIectricity... 474 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,212 Do it again, but without the eIectricity. 475 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:03,93 Pension, five hundred and sixty four biIIion... 476 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:06,513 Golden Hand used to bullshit that '93 was the worst year 477 00:39:06,847 --> 00:39:08,849 in the history of the serbian nation. 478 00:39:09,183 --> 00:39:11,685 l couldn't've give a toss about the nation, folks. 479 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:14,188 For me and shvaba it was the best year. 480 00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:17,733 ln one summer we grew ten centimetres. 481 00:39:18,984 --> 00:39:21,445 Just the right amount, folks! 482 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:03,654 dope, folks! An expanding market economy. 483 00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:06,949 lt was a great year for this line of work. 484 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:09,535 lnflation at fuck knows what percent. 485 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:12,329 People lost everything they had. 486 00:40:12,579 --> 00:40:14,623 It's ready, uncIe Kure! 487 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:20,462 Kure, the kid said that the scag's ready. 488 00:40:20,671 --> 00:40:23,257 compared to others, Kure was lucky. 489 00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:26,301 He only become smack head. 490 00:40:26,635 --> 00:40:31,223 Shut up! Use your wiIIpower! Count to twenty. 491 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:39,523 one, two, three... eight... 492 00:40:47,573 --> 00:40:55,163 It's about Ninana. Thirty five stab wounds. 493 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:58,834 Your first Iove has gone. 494 00:41:17,477 --> 00:41:18,937 Not so fast. 495 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,530 Don't Kure, why're you being Iike that? 496 00:41:32,34 --> 00:41:34,453 Pinki, come on. 497 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:38,749 Look at the tits I bought her, two grand each. 498 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:43,587 Suzy, show the kids the Grand Canyon. 499 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,924 Can I go first, Kure? 500 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:50,594 I've got a concert tonight, how am I gonna sing? 501 00:41:51,136 --> 00:41:53,263 oK scum, shoot her up! 502 00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:57,935 Sing, Suzy, sing! 503 00:42:01,688 --> 00:42:03,315 Thanks, Kure. 504 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:17,412 Look at my Suzy, the first vein of BeIgrade. And wider. 505 00:42:22,876 --> 00:42:30,50 l put a gun in his mouth, he started mumbling... 506 00:42:30,342 --> 00:42:32,761 How can you be bothered? 507 00:42:33,136 --> 00:42:36,223 l told him, you should see a speech therapist, mate. 508 00:42:36,515 --> 00:42:37,975 Sing! 509 00:42:38,267 --> 00:42:44,898 ''For the Serbian forces, that was the onIy way...'' 510 00:42:45,732 --> 00:42:49,862 Bravo! See you, peasants! 511 00:42:52,197 --> 00:42:53,240 Let's go. 512 00:43:03,41 --> 00:43:05,85 Don't. -Look at the state of him! 513 00:43:05,836 --> 00:43:07,504 Look at him! 514 00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:19,308 ln serbia, in this trade, you graduate by shooting 515 00:43:19,641 --> 00:43:23,645 your teacher. We didn't have a hope in hell of graduating. 516 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:26,481 Kure was making sure of that. 517 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:34,781 Mr. Pinki, how's schooI going? 518 00:43:36,33 --> 00:43:37,201 Suck my dick, you oId fart. 519 00:43:37,451 --> 00:43:42,831 slowly we've been taking over the whole neighborhood. 520 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,375 Nevenka, come and watch the news! 521 00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:48,45 lt took my stupid dad ten years to make it 522 00:43:48,337 --> 00:43:50,464 from a first sergeant to a sergeant mayor. 523 00:43:50,797 --> 00:43:54,259 And look at me, folks, then judge who got it right! 524 00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:05,354 So you're moving to SIovenia, eh? 525 00:44:05,604 --> 00:44:07,481 No, to the posh part of town. 526 00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:11,818 Give us a ring sometime. 527 00:44:13,28 --> 00:44:17,616 We've got a job for you. -oK -See you. 528 00:44:23,330 --> 00:44:26,708 Darko, Iet's get out of here. Get that Iorry moving. 529 00:44:27,00 --> 00:44:30,170 What are you offering that pratt a job for, 530 00:44:30,629 --> 00:44:32,673 he'II have the pigs onto us! 531 00:44:32,881 --> 00:44:34,258 Who's there? 532 00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:36,844 The big bad woIf and the LittIe Red Riding Hood! 533 00:44:37,135 --> 00:44:40,848 Where've you been 'tiII now? -At schooI, on detention. 534 00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:43,100 Gran, give us something to scoff! 535 00:44:43,308 --> 00:44:46,228 Get Iost! -Don't pick on Madonna. 536 00:44:46,436 --> 00:44:52,67 Our base was at shvaba's, he lived alone with his Granny. 537 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:56,655 lf you don't count the hens. 538 00:44:57,155 --> 00:45:03,120 In '41 in the middIe of the night, Ustashas came into 539 00:45:03,412 --> 00:45:10,43 Crnici and cut the throats of about two hundred peopIe. 540 00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,714 The murdering bustards! 541 00:45:14,06 --> 00:45:17,301 Somehow I managed to escape, got to the river, 542 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:22,514 jumped into the water, Iooked and sow... 543 00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,349 What did you see, Granny? 544 00:45:24,725 --> 00:45:26,894 Kids have you got a cigarette for Granny? 545 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,816 Here you are, Granny, an American one. 546 00:45:34,776 --> 00:45:36,945 AngIo-American? 547 00:45:54,880 --> 00:46:00,177 WeII, Granny, where were we? -oh, yes, Ustashas! 548 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,561 TeII us, Granny, did they cut your throat or not? 549 00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:13,774 I saw them running after me. 550 00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:17,486 Somehow I managed to swim across the Rzava. 551 00:46:17,819 --> 00:46:22,366 Shit, what a name - Rzava! -Rzava, I aImost drowned. 552 00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:29,623 Where's that, is it in DisneyIand? 553 00:46:33,252 --> 00:46:37,631 There was a fuII moon, wouId you fucking beIieve it, 554 00:46:37,923 --> 00:46:40,676 everything was Iit up! 555 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:49,268 And Ustashas, with those big knives in their theets... 556 00:46:50,602 --> 00:46:56,233 Wow, Granny, Iook at that. A Jedi! 557 00:46:59,27 --> 00:47:02,948 What a story, Granny! We'II get you some coke tomorrow. 558 00:47:03,115 --> 00:47:06,451 I'd rather have a cock, son. 559 00:47:09,705 --> 00:47:13,959 Look at the way they're pIaying... Like red-Indians! 560 00:47:14,626 --> 00:47:17,838 Indians! Gimme a bear. 561 00:47:21,842 --> 00:47:25,637 And you're red-Indians, too. Brought up 562 00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:30,559 on this reservation, in this condom of a country! 563 00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:34,438 And you strike fucking attitudes. Doing a job, eh? 564 00:47:38,775 --> 00:47:41,153 What d'you think you're doing, you fucking cant! 565 00:47:41,653 --> 00:47:43,614 What the fuck d'you want? 566 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:45,115 UncIe Kure, there's a fat faggot here 567 00:47:45,449 --> 00:47:46,992 wants a word with you. 568 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,786 Where is he, the pig? 569 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:55,626 Did I get him? 570 00:47:55,918 --> 00:47:58,629 of course, uncIe Kure, you're the bizz! 571 00:47:59,922 --> 00:48:03,08 of course I am, you Apache! 572 00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:14,394 When I remember... DusseIdorf, Bundesbank, 573 00:48:15,687 --> 00:48:17,272 in the middIe of the day... 574 00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:35,958 I just went in, good morning, three grand better off... 575 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:41,630 Do you know how much is it? I mean... quantitative? 576 00:48:59,773 --> 00:49:02,359 The pigs came, speciaI branches... 577 00:49:08,532 --> 00:49:12,327 I jumped out of the widow, somersauIted, 578 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:15,998 open fracture, didn't feeI a thing! 579 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,44 What's that? -A fIy, uncIe Kure. 580 00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:27,634 That was business. 581 00:49:30,345 --> 00:49:33,56 Not Iike you, drug pushing. 582 00:49:36,602 --> 00:49:40,731 In my time that was dishonourabIe. 583 00:49:41,23 --> 00:49:44,693 They knew what honour was then. 584 00:49:49,72 --> 00:49:52,75 Now there's onIy shit Ieft. 585 00:49:54,77 --> 00:49:56,121 Pinki, get rid of those fIies that are pestering 586 00:49:56,455 --> 00:49:59,333 uncIe Kure! Show some respect! 587 00:49:59,541 --> 00:50:02,336 Good morning, uncIe Kure. -Red-Indians! 588 00:50:04,87 --> 00:50:09,218 Bogi, Kagny, CIint 589 00:50:11,178 --> 00:50:15,140 and UncIe Kure'II aIways be cowboys for you! 590 00:50:18,101 --> 00:50:23,65 At your age, I screwed a bIack girI in Amsterdam. 591 00:50:24,650 --> 00:50:28,779 It's not worth mentioning the EiffeI Tower. 592 00:50:29,154 --> 00:50:33,367 D'you Comanches know how a reaI bIack girI shag? 593 00:50:40,207 --> 00:50:43,502 The fuck you do! 594 00:51:06,859 --> 00:51:09,236 A fIy, eh! 595 00:51:19,454 --> 00:51:20,831 Pepper! 596 00:51:22,708 --> 00:51:26,920 Where are you, pussy? I've been waiting for you. 597 00:51:28,547 --> 00:51:30,299 Hide and seek, eh? 598 00:51:33,635 --> 00:51:37,723 one, two, three... 599 00:52:08,754 --> 00:52:10,214 Neighbour... 600 00:52:13,926 --> 00:52:15,677 You'II wake everyone up. 601 00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:25,270 When the Serbian peopIe were going through hard times, 602 00:52:25,604 --> 00:52:28,315 Kure feIt their pain Iike reaI patriotic Serb. 603 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,904 Like many of us, he decided to heIp our peopIe to defend 604 00:52:34,196 --> 00:52:39,493 hearth and home, aIong with our ancestor's graves. 605 00:52:39,785 --> 00:52:44,331 Ljubisa Kurcubic Kure, in a word, a knight 606 00:52:44,623 --> 00:52:46,500 in a shining armour, a true patriot! 607 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:50,87 He was a good man. Handsome. -And Serb. -Tosser. 608 00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,840 Not an ordinary man, a big man! 609 00:52:53,90 --> 00:52:56,885 He had a great heart. -Here's our obituary: 610 00:52:57,177 --> 00:52:59,471 ''UncIe Kure, up there from the HoIIy Iand, 611 00:52:59,847 --> 00:53:03,183 you'II see us with his baIIs in hand''. 612 00:53:03,517 --> 00:53:06,436 You're a poet, Pinki. Who d'you think did it? 613 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:09,940 The one who wrote the Iongest obituary... 614 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,985 or the one who's making the speech. 615 00:53:13,193 --> 00:53:14,653 Good bIess him. 616 00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,490 ''BIack Raven''. 617 00:53:19,324 --> 00:53:23,787 Hey, Ljubisa, BIack Raven, 618 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,834 you've found a home forever. 619 00:53:29,751 --> 00:53:32,171 We're Iate! You're in deep shit now! 620 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,755 Get a move on, pratts! 621 00:53:34,47 --> 00:53:35,966 Look, the coffin's gone! 622 00:53:38,802 --> 00:53:42,472 Excuse me, I'm from the TV, we're Iate. 623 00:53:42,931 --> 00:53:45,309 WouId it be a probIem to dig him up again, 624 00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:49,21 so I can fiIm it. -Look it's her from the teIIy! 625 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,648 Pepper, so you're stiII aIive then! 626 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,317 oh, it's you, Liki, you scam bag! 627 00:53:53,567 --> 00:53:55,152 Fuck yourseIf! My condoIences. 628 00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,362 I'm reaIIy sorry he didn't make it onto my show. 629 00:53:57,654 --> 00:53:58,989 Another time. 630 00:53:59,281 --> 00:54:02,75 Wreath, cIose up on the cross, and make your own way home. 631 00:54:03,744 --> 00:54:07,39 You've reaIIy grown, now you're reaI young man. 632 00:54:10,459 --> 00:54:12,836 Did you ask her? -Ask what? 633 00:54:13,962 --> 00:54:17,925 Which one of us was the better fuck? -Yes I did. 634 00:54:19,176 --> 00:54:24,181 She said we were very different. -That's no answer. 635 00:54:25,349 --> 00:54:30,812 I agree... But I won't be abIe to ask her again. 636 00:54:34,191 --> 00:54:35,859 The Iast round, Kure! 637 00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:48,38 I'II find that cunt! 638 00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,418 You'II kiII the bastard. 639 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:56,922 Thanks, uncIe Pepper. -See you. 640 00:54:59,383 --> 00:55:01,510 Come on, you junkie scum! 641 00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:31,623 D'you know why they caIIed him crazy Kure? 642 00:55:31,832 --> 00:55:34,01 They say that when he was on ''The Beat of the Street'' 643 00:55:34,209 --> 00:55:36,295 he grabbed one of Lydia's tits! -Kure was never 644 00:55:36,670 --> 00:55:39,381 on ''The Beat of the Street''. Get Iost! 645 00:55:43,260 --> 00:55:46,54 Come on, scumbag. Look at the state of you. 646 00:55:46,638 --> 00:55:48,182 I'II take to the raiIway station 647 00:55:48,473 --> 00:55:51,101 and Iet aII the deadbeats screw you. 648 00:55:51,727 --> 00:55:53,520 or I'II screw you with an eIectric saw. 649 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:56,648 HeIIo, uncIe Pepper. -HeIIo. 650 00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:00,110 Who are they? -Kures's kids. 651 00:56:01,111 --> 00:56:04,156 AII these new kids are the same? AwfuI! 652 00:56:04,990 --> 00:56:08,243 Shvaba, are you mad or what? Come on! 653 00:56:18,921 --> 00:56:21,48 Is he different? -What's the fuck with you?! 654 00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:23,50 Is he different? -What do you care? 655 00:56:23,342 --> 00:56:26,553 I've got rid of aII the geer. 656 00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:30,682 You're not the same, reaIIy you're not. 657 00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:33,268 Am I the same? -Look at Shvaba, producing eggs. 658 00:56:33,519 --> 00:56:34,811 Am I the same?! 659 00:56:35,62 --> 00:56:37,397 Why don't you have more faith in yourseIf? 660 00:56:39,24 --> 00:56:41,902 You can't come if you don't respect yourseIf. 661 00:56:42,819 --> 00:56:44,655 You'II end up with an inferiority compIex. 662 00:56:44,988 --> 00:56:46,907 Go and keep Gran company for a bit. 663 00:56:48,408 --> 00:56:52,913 Let's ask Granny if she thinks you're the same. 664 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:55,958 Gran! 665 00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:14,434 Gran, this here is a naturaI remedy for bIocked sinuses. 666 00:57:18,230 --> 00:57:20,566 Is it that ''UncIe Joe's'' cure''? 667 00:57:20,899 --> 00:57:24,194 No, I got it straight from JaiIbird himseIf. 668 00:57:29,992 --> 00:57:34,371 It feeIs good, eh Granny? Sweet marjoram. 669 00:58:08,322 --> 00:58:10,657 l looked at shvabas Gran. 670 00:58:10,949 --> 00:58:12,951 she looked really sweet at that moment. 671 00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,329 And then l thought of another old woman, 672 00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:17,372 some shit from the school. 673 00:58:17,748 --> 00:58:20,00 That famous murder of an oId Iady, and her kiIIer, 674 00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:22,628 RaskoInikov, entered the history books 675 00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:26,381 in the way the American fiIm never wiII. Dostoyevsky... 676 00:58:26,798 --> 00:58:29,801 For two months, leper face talked bollocks about some 677 00:58:30,135 --> 00:58:33,347 fella who did some granny in. And then he apparently 678 00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:36,892 wondered if he should've done it in the first place. 679 00:58:37,184 --> 00:58:40,521 Man, a whole book about doing some old woman in! 680 00:58:40,854 --> 00:58:43,565 What if he'd bumped off some great-looking chick? 681 00:58:43,815 --> 00:58:46,985 Would they fuck've put that on the curriculum! 682 00:59:10,08 --> 00:59:13,178 Then the first time l killed someone came into my mind... 683 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:15,848 There was no should l, shouldn't l, 684 00:59:16,139 --> 00:59:19,17 l just went for it. But l didn't feel the need 685 00:59:19,268 --> 00:59:22,646 to write a book about it. Me and writing... 686 00:59:24,356 --> 00:59:27,776 What a strange smell a gun has when you kill someone with it, 687 00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:32,698 or am l imagining things... 688 00:59:33,866 --> 00:59:37,286 Here l go again, telling the story from the end... 689 00:59:37,536 --> 00:59:39,955 instead of how it all started. 690 00:59:44,751 --> 00:59:46,628 Quiet Nevenka, the kid'II hear us! 691 00:59:48,05 --> 00:59:50,257 Shut up whiIe I'm fucking you. 692 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:12,154 Eh, Bertha... Good Iuck on our first break-in! 693 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:27,02 diabola had tipped us off about some old guy, Stubac, 694 01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:30,422 one of his Mum's friends, a news presenter. 695 01:00:34,593 --> 01:00:37,179 Look, he's fIoating! 696 01:00:41,808 --> 01:00:44,228 What did DiaboIa say the combination was? 697 01:00:44,478 --> 01:00:49,191 23rd September,'87. Two...three...nine... 698 01:00:49,483 --> 01:00:52,110 What's that? The Iast time he got his and away? 699 01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,321 The date of some congress, who gives a toss? 700 01:00:54,530 --> 01:00:56,865 23.9.1 987 - SIobodan MiIosevic comes to power in Serbia. 701 01:00:57,199 --> 01:00:58,992 A great combination! 702 01:00:59,826 --> 01:01:01,870 Readies! 703 01:01:14,633 --> 01:01:17,386 WouId you fuck me, eh, mate? -of course. 704 01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:33,527 Fat head, switch that off, I can't see a bIoody thing! 705 01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:42,703 SiIver medaI for you, Granddad! -Who are you? 706 01:01:43,412 --> 01:01:46,707 Hoards of Ustashan cut-throats and MusIim fanatics. 707 01:01:46,915 --> 01:01:49,668 We've come to brake your baIIs for sIagging 708 01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:52,546 us off on the news! Take your cIothes off! 709 01:01:57,634 --> 01:02:03,891 Who d'you work for? It's not about money, is it? 710 01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:12,357 What they say about my visits to Knin is aII rubbish. 711 01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:18,197 I'm IoyaI! Can I invite Zikica? 712 01:02:18,989 --> 01:02:23,410 Is he the one I fucked? -Look at the swan, Granddad! 713 01:02:24,161 --> 01:02:26,747 Kid, give me the gun! 714 01:02:28,165 --> 01:02:31,543 This is real killing! 715 01:02:35,130 --> 01:02:37,424 Look at him, mate. Dead! 716 01:02:42,429 --> 01:02:44,723 Are you interested to know who Zikica is? 717 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:46,767 Let her have it! 718 01:02:48,18 --> 01:02:51,21 You're on ''The Beat of the Street'' next Wednesday, oK? 719 01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:52,606 Us? 720 01:02:53,649 --> 01:02:55,317 Yes. Why? 721 01:02:57,402 --> 01:03:00,113 oK. -Now one practicaI advice. 722 01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:04,326 Shoot him in the head to make it Iook Iike a cop kiIIing. 723 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,828 Did you hear that, you fat head! 724 01:03:07,79 --> 01:03:09,623 D'you know haw IoveIy the MaIdives are, 725 01:03:09,915 --> 01:03:12,626 even IoveIier than Dubrovnik! -LoveIier than what? 726 01:03:13,01 --> 01:03:15,254 I'II see you on Wednesday. 727 01:03:15,796 --> 01:03:17,589 Fuck it, man! 728 01:03:20,717 --> 01:03:22,344 We're on the show, us! ! 729 01:03:24,96 --> 01:03:25,514 Look at the swan! 730 01:03:33,105 --> 01:03:36,108 Are you hungry? Gran, have you been to the shops? 731 01:03:37,734 --> 01:03:40,320 What's the matter with you? 732 01:03:41,71 --> 01:03:44,783 You didn't find the stash under the mattress, did you? 733 01:03:45,158 --> 01:03:47,995 Gran, do you hear me? 734 01:03:50,38 --> 01:03:53,125 Didn't I teII you to keep the drugs away from her! 735 01:03:53,709 --> 01:03:56,211 It's not that, Iook at the teIIy. 736 01:03:56,461 --> 01:03:58,755 She's in a state 'cos of the Ustashas. 737 01:03:59,339 --> 01:04:01,383 Knin is now under the control of croatian Troops. 738 01:04:01,633 --> 01:04:03,927 civilians and serbian army left the city. 739 01:04:04,136 --> 01:04:06,388 serbian soldiers offer heavy resistance 740 01:04:06,722 --> 01:04:10,100 in this area. croatian forces in Kraina... 741 01:04:10,309 --> 01:04:15,355 There were others who didn't take the fall of Kraina well. 742 01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:20,68 This is a betrayaI, you bastards! 743 01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:25,240 You betrayed the sacred Serbian Iand of Kraina! 744 01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:28,869 Don't, Stojan! -You're disturbing the neighbours! 745 01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:30,871 BetrayaI! -Someone'II caII the poIice! 746 01:04:31,163 --> 01:04:35,375 Let them caII! This is for poIice! 747 01:04:36,84 --> 01:04:40,172 CaIm down, neighbour, everything'II be oK! 748 01:04:40,380 --> 01:04:45,177 You don't give a toss about the sacred Iand of Kraina! 749 01:04:45,427 --> 01:04:47,930 Half a million people have left their homes 750 01:04:48,222 --> 01:04:50,474 and are on their way to serbia... 751 01:04:56,772 --> 01:04:59,316 Have you got any pictures of that traitor? 752 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:03,320 Which one, Dad? -You've got it easy? 753 01:05:05,614 --> 01:05:08,992 lt's nice to see people not afraid to show their feelings, 754 01:05:09,201 --> 01:05:12,454 especially when he's your dad! 755 01:05:25,884 --> 01:05:28,178 Good evening viewers. Tonight, on the program, 756 01:05:28,428 --> 01:05:31,390 we have two unusual guests. Unusual because of... 757 01:05:31,723 --> 01:05:34,309 ...their age. 758 01:05:37,437 --> 01:05:38,21 Pinki... 759 01:05:38,355 --> 01:05:40,774 Stojan! our Pinki's on the teIIy! 760 01:05:41,24 --> 01:05:43,193 ...would you like to tell us how old you are? 761 01:05:44,69 --> 01:05:48,282 1 7... next month. 762 01:05:48,949 --> 01:05:51,34 While most kids your age are at school, 763 01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:54,621 you've chosen a different path. Why? 764 01:05:54,913 --> 01:05:58,292 Life forced it on us. -What do you mean? 765 01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:00,919 l'm winding you up. 766 01:06:03,88 --> 01:06:07,759 Funny. Have you ever been even slightly wounded? 767 01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:15,184 cat got your tongue? -No, l mean, not yet. 768 01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:19,730 That's the truth! We've never been wounded. 769 01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:24,109 What the fuck are you on, put it back. 770 01:06:24,401 --> 01:06:26,111 Everything's cool, mate, keep rolling. 771 01:06:26,612 --> 01:06:28,947 We don't use guns here... -When you said 772 01:06:29,281 --> 01:06:31,408 that we'd never been wounded, it sounded like 773 01:06:31,742 --> 01:06:34,536 you were trying to slag us off. -calm down, mate! 774 01:06:34,828 --> 01:06:37,831 l didn't come here for someone to take the piss! 775 01:06:38,81 --> 01:06:40,959 don't give me that, you didn't mean it! 776 01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:55,98 There, l'm wounded now. ls that OK? 777 01:06:56,308 --> 01:06:58,435 What a great feeling, pal. 778 01:06:59,895 --> 01:07:01,480 Really great! 779 01:07:05,817 --> 01:07:07,736 do you want us to call a doctor? 780 01:07:08,111 --> 01:07:10,447 d'you wanna have a go, pal? -Why not? 781 01:07:10,781 --> 01:07:13,492 d'you want it in the head? -Yeah? OK, but just a bit... 782 01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:15,327 l'm stopping the programme! 783 01:07:15,536 --> 01:07:18,288 Go on, you little shits, go home! -sit down! 784 01:07:18,789 --> 01:07:20,832 What d'you mean, stop the program?! 785 01:07:21,166 --> 01:07:23,293 l'll fucking well show you lot! 786 01:07:23,544 --> 01:07:27,05 Leave her alone... lt's time for some refreshment. 787 01:07:28,423 --> 01:07:31,93 shvaba, don't embarrass me on the telly. 788 01:07:31,343 --> 01:07:32,928 Want some? -No, thanks. 789 01:07:33,262 --> 01:07:35,556 What's up with you, mice, shitting yourself, eh? 790 01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:42,187 Western economists are pilling their hair out 791 01:07:42,437 --> 01:07:46,275 and asking themselves how it is possible that serbia 792 01:07:46,567 --> 01:07:51,446 has the largest growing economy in Europe... 793 01:07:51,738 --> 01:07:54,116 Let's see the report... 794 01:08:15,721 --> 01:08:17,55 What's wrong, Dad? 795 01:08:19,16 --> 01:08:22,269 I thought you couId take me into action sometimes. 796 01:08:24,855 --> 01:08:29,359 I'm good with weapons. That's my profession. 797 01:08:31,862 --> 01:08:34,364 But Nevenka mustn't find out. 798 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:45,751 Great! Your dad wants to be a criminal! 799 01:09:14,71 --> 01:09:20,369 ToiIet - 1 50 marks, pipe - thirty marks. 800 01:09:20,786 --> 01:09:24,915 Pension - 35 marks. If I save up, 801 01:09:25,249 --> 01:09:28,836 in 8 months I'II be shitting Iike a gentIeman again. 802 01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:33,924 That's not bad, not bad at aII... 803 01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:40,430 Get a hoId of yourseIf, Pinki. 804 01:10:00,784 --> 01:10:04,454 l felt like crying. And l did cry, mates, 805 01:10:05,747 --> 01:10:09,835 but you want see that. Pinki's not whimp. 806 01:10:10,294 --> 01:10:11,879 PINKI CRIES 807 01:10:13,05 --> 01:10:15,257 Moneeeeey! 808 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:23,765 D'you know me? -I do! -I don't know you! 809 01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:26,59 What're you on? 810 01:10:38,363 --> 01:10:40,866 See, mate, he knows me, but I don't know him! 811 01:10:42,326 --> 01:10:44,828 Hey, you reaIIy did the biz. -Who's this faggot? 812 01:10:45,78 --> 01:10:47,664 Hey, geezer. You're the best, go for it! 813 01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:49,583 And he knows me, but I don't know him. 814 01:10:49,958 --> 01:10:51,01 Who's that? 815 01:10:51,668 --> 01:10:54,379 Even he knows me and I don't know him! -Fuck off! 816 01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:56,757 What do you mean, fuck off! I know you, you know me! 817 01:10:58,675 --> 01:11:01,762 And they aII know you. D'you know them!? 818 01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:05,849 I don't know you! 819 01:11:08,18 --> 01:11:10,103 Good evening! -Is there a probIem with this invaIid? 820 01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:13,232 Which invaIid? -ReIax. 821 01:11:15,275 --> 01:11:17,27 Let's pIay red gIoves! 822 01:11:25,911 --> 01:11:28,80 You sing Iike MichaeI Jackson. 823 01:11:30,749 --> 01:11:33,293 I'II pay up. The money's under the veaI! 824 01:11:40,634 --> 01:11:43,11 Mistreating people helped me not to think about 825 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:47,599 my stupid dead father or my mother. lt's better to treat 826 01:11:47,933 --> 01:11:52,479 other people badly rather than yourself, isn't it? 827 01:11:55,983 --> 01:11:58,819 I hope I wasn't in the way. 828 01:11:59,111 --> 01:12:01,697 I've been doing a programme about this for three years 829 01:12:02,72 --> 01:12:08,36 and I've never seen this Iive! -It's the best when it's Iive. 830 01:12:10,247 --> 01:12:12,374 Money? Is this about money? I have money. 831 01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:15,669 WouId you Iike this RoIex... Merc... What? 832 01:12:16,03 --> 01:12:17,880 No, what is then? You want a gIory, eh? 833 01:12:18,380 --> 01:12:20,591 This isn't a quiz show, you faggot! 834 01:12:31,602 --> 01:12:34,730 You've seen a murder. What eIse are you interested in? 835 01:12:35,63 --> 01:12:39,67 Lots of things. Thanks for the entertainment. Bye, kids. 836 01:12:54,875 --> 01:12:58,253 Thanks for the information, mate! 837 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:03,383 Bosnian send his regards, that's a bad sigh! 838 01:13:04,92 --> 01:13:08,472 And the cops are asking about us. I've ordered passports. 839 01:13:14,186 --> 01:13:16,522 We couId go away for a bit, Germany. 840 01:13:17,564 --> 01:13:20,67 Shag a few bIack girIs, eh? 841 01:13:31,995 --> 01:13:35,40 What the fuck are you on? 842 01:13:39,127 --> 01:13:42,256 Get on with your drawing, you moron! 843 01:13:59,982 --> 01:14:02,359 I'm not running away Iike a fucking whimp! 844 01:14:02,609 --> 01:14:04,486 And I don't Iike bIack girIs, get it? 845 01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:11,285 Get it? -I get it. 846 01:14:25,716 --> 01:14:27,217 Am I interrupting? -Come in. 847 01:14:29,761 --> 01:14:31,680 Why're you so untidy? 848 01:14:34,349 --> 01:14:38,562 I hear you're skipping the country. Wise move. 849 01:14:40,355 --> 01:14:44,401 Whoever said that can suck my dick! -I sad it. 850 01:14:44,651 --> 01:14:46,236 I know! 851 01:14:46,945 --> 01:14:50,157 Come on kids, why are you arguing? 852 01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:54,870 How's the wound? Let me have a Iook at it. 853 01:15:02,544 --> 01:15:06,215 I'm off. I've got something to do. -Bye, Pinki. 854 01:15:11,11 --> 01:15:14,264 Here you are, sir. -Why're you shitting yourseIf? 855 01:15:26,109 --> 01:15:27,986 D'you know what I'm gonna do to you? 856 01:15:28,237 --> 01:15:31,198 You've got no idea what I'm gonna do to you. 857 01:15:32,32 --> 01:15:36,203 Don't you know what you are? A whore, that's what! 858 01:15:38,956 --> 01:15:42,501 That's right, I'm a whore. And what now? 859 01:15:46,129 --> 01:15:48,590 What are we gonna do now, me and you? 860 01:15:51,93 --> 01:15:52,928 Why don't you answer? 861 01:15:55,848 --> 01:15:58,684 Your friend might be caIIing. 862 01:16:10,237 --> 01:16:13,156 Answer the phone. -I wiII. 863 01:16:15,200 --> 01:16:20,38 They're fitting our car up! D'you know how cIose I was? 864 01:16:21,164 --> 01:16:24,543 We've gotta get out of here! 865 01:16:26,962 --> 01:16:29,548 Put it down, further down... 866 01:16:37,764 --> 01:16:39,892 Set it off, Pinki. 867 01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:51,570 Kids are turning really nasty these days, 868 01:16:52,446 --> 01:16:54,573 especially those two puffs from those breeze blocks. 869 01:16:54,907 --> 01:16:57,117 l've got a song for them. ''Give her my regards!'' 870 01:16:58,410 --> 01:17:01,788 But it isn't a love song. Think about it, kids! 871 01:17:02,39 --> 01:17:05,626 A bullet in the arse is the movie. We're more creative! 872 01:17:06,335 --> 01:17:08,45 We've got a guest, Granny. 873 01:17:12,716 --> 01:17:13,884 You're dead. 874 01:17:15,385 --> 01:17:19,181 The sponsors of the murder which was just announced 875 01:17:19,473 --> 01:17:21,850 is democracy Lights. -What do I owe you? 876 01:17:22,726 --> 01:17:25,479 Another appearance on the show in '97. 877 01:17:26,688 --> 01:17:29,733 '97 is a long way off. -Don't taIk boIIocks. 878 01:17:42,246 --> 01:17:44,414 What're you doing here? 879 01:17:44,706 --> 01:17:48,126 Pinki caIIed me. He's got a surprise for you. 880 01:17:55,968 --> 01:17:57,511 Pinki, you cunt! 881 01:17:59,429 --> 01:18:00,764 That's not fair! 882 01:18:02,266 --> 01:18:03,809 She's mine! 883 01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:10,899 What's the matter with you?! Fuck it! 884 01:18:13,986 --> 01:18:15,195 Fuck it... 885 01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:27,749 Sonny! It's just been on the teIIy! 886 01:18:28,375 --> 01:18:32,921 The sanctions have been Iifted! Thanks God! 887 01:18:35,174 --> 01:18:37,217 l managed to smile, folks. 888 01:18:37,968 --> 01:18:41,138 l guess that's a sure sign that you're gonna croak. 889 01:18:47,436 --> 01:18:49,396 Four strait through and one near the heart. 890 01:18:49,730 --> 01:18:51,356 What's your name, kid? 891 01:18:51,773 --> 01:18:54,943 My name is Bond. James Bond. 892 01:18:56,820 --> 01:18:58,906 Suck my dick, you oId git! 893 01:18:59,865 --> 01:19:03,785 You might have noticed that l lied. My name is Pinki. 894 01:19:04,36 --> 01:19:06,496 But it's nice to die like James Bond, isn't it? 895 01:19:10,417 --> 01:19:12,669 ln every American movie there's that really 896 01:19:12,961 --> 01:19:16,131 sickly bit. When the hero has just narrowly escaped death 897 01:19:16,465 --> 01:19:18,675 and outside it's apparently a beautiful day. 898 01:19:19,09 --> 01:19:21,762 l suppose they want to say that life's a wonderful thing. 899 01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:24,97 lt was a shitty day outside, 900 01:19:24,389 --> 01:19:27,267 but at least there's a couple of doves. 901 01:19:32,814 --> 01:19:35,734 And the same dream every night, folks. 902 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,884 We'll meet in the better world, pal. 903 01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:04,12 Get a move on, cunts! 904 01:20:05,138 --> 01:20:09,768 CarefuI, you bastards! If he dies, you're dead, get it!? 905 01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,563 Let's start from the beginning. 906 01:20:12,896 --> 01:20:16,316 Just whisper the name of whoever shot you! 907 01:20:19,695 --> 01:20:23,198 I've aIready toId you. I was cIeaning Dad's gun 908 01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:27,35 and it went off. -So how come you've got five wounds? 909 01:20:27,619 --> 01:20:29,913 I don't give up easiIy. 910 01:20:30,372 --> 01:20:32,875 Leave the sun of the God in peace. Can't you see, 911 01:20:33,208 --> 01:20:35,502 they're God's wounds. The wounds of our Lord 912 01:20:35,752 --> 01:20:40,299 Jesus Christ! Look! They're sacred wounds! 913 01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:57,107 We'II taIk again. -Look, he can't do anything to you! 914 01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:04,573 Thanks, Granddad. -Those wounds... 915 01:21:04,907 --> 01:21:08,452 are the sign from God. You've been chosen. 916 01:21:09,286 --> 01:21:16,418 Touch me, HoIIy Man, heaI me. You can see I'm dying! 917 01:21:18,45 --> 01:21:20,255 The streets of Belgrade are today flushing with shame. 918 01:21:20,631 --> 01:21:23,08 The citizens of our capital city, are victim of terror, 919 01:21:23,425 --> 01:21:25,802 due to a handful of fascist hooligans who for the last 920 01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:27,971 few days have been throwing thousands of eggs 921 01:21:28,347 --> 01:21:30,57 at the facades of our city's buildings. 922 01:21:30,390 --> 01:21:32,100 Are you going to start throwing bread tomorrow? 923 01:21:32,434 --> 01:21:35,938 something's going on outside. someone stole someone's votes. 924 01:21:36,271 --> 01:21:38,315 lt wasn't me, l swear on my Mom's life. 925 01:21:38,607 --> 01:21:40,484 l've got an alibi, as you can see. 926 01:22:00,420 --> 01:22:02,965 HoIy Man... pIease take me with you. 927 01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:06,593 There's nothing Ieft for me here. 928 01:22:06,844 --> 01:22:09,847 You're my onIy hope, pIease, HoIy Man! 929 01:22:17,855 --> 01:22:20,732 You're confusing me with someone eIse. 930 01:22:49,303 --> 01:22:50,637 You're back, then? 931 01:22:55,642 --> 01:22:57,603 I came to see you in the hospitaI, 932 01:22:57,853 --> 01:23:00,606 but you were in a coma. 933 01:23:04,67 --> 01:23:07,863 You Iook oK. -Give me the piece. -I haven't got it. 934 01:23:15,704 --> 01:23:17,915 You're Iooking for Shvaba? 935 01:23:20,626 --> 01:23:23,712 He's a reaI cunt. I'II teII you where he is. 936 01:23:25,881 --> 01:23:31,428 No, thanks. What did you caII Shvaba? A cunt, eh? 937 01:23:32,54 --> 01:23:33,805 Sorry. 938 01:23:35,390 --> 01:23:40,479 As Shvaba says... Serbs don't cry Iike pussies! 939 01:23:40,854 --> 01:23:44,233 Did you understand? -Yes, I did. 940 01:23:44,775 --> 01:23:46,860 No, you didn't. 941 01:23:49,821 --> 01:23:51,740 It's onIy a joke. 942 01:23:57,37 --> 01:23:58,830 oh, it's you, sweetie! 943 01:24:07,589 --> 01:24:09,883 Now it fits you just weII. 944 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:24,147 DiaboIa can't get it up, eh? 945 01:24:24,898 --> 01:24:28,694 Who cares, he Iooks after me. -I appreciate that. 946 01:24:34,116 --> 01:24:37,160 What're you Iooking at? My impIants, eh?... 947 01:24:37,661 --> 01:24:43,125 I've soId them. I'm not in a show business any more. 948 01:24:45,502 --> 01:24:48,589 Anyway, naturaI's more beautifuI. 949 01:24:54,94 --> 01:24:56,513 He toId you to give him a ring. 950 01:25:04,271 --> 01:25:05,856 Is Shvaba there? 951 01:25:09,610 --> 01:25:11,904 I was waiting for you to caII. 952 01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:16,909 You know what we have to do. -I know, paI. Thanks. 953 01:25:18,493 --> 01:25:21,747 Have you got everything we need? -I wiII have. 954 01:25:23,248 --> 01:25:26,01 Pinki? -What? 955 01:25:26,460 --> 01:25:31,256 What about Lydia? -Nothing, paI. TeII her heIIo. 956 01:25:35,594 --> 01:25:37,638 l shouldn't say that. 957 01:25:38,514 --> 01:25:40,140 What did he say? 958 01:25:40,599 --> 01:25:43,519 To teII heIIo. -That was nice of him. 959 01:25:46,647 --> 01:25:49,274 of course, he's a poIite Iad. 960 01:25:50,275 --> 01:25:52,736 You haven't been arguing, have you? 961 01:25:53,654 --> 01:25:54,947 Cat got your tongue? 962 01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:02,663 shvaba's a bit of a strange guy. 963 01:26:02,996 --> 01:26:05,624 He thought l was to shy to say it. so he killed her 964 01:26:05,832 --> 01:26:08,502 in any case, to show me his appreciation. 965 01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:10,629 lt's nice to have that sort of friend. 966 01:26:10,879 --> 01:26:12,548 Now I'm demonstrating as weII! 967 01:26:21,348 --> 01:26:22,766 cat got your tongue? 968 01:26:28,105 --> 01:26:29,481 Go on, tell me. 969 01:26:29,857 --> 01:26:32,734 Your guests kill for money or revenge. l don't see the... 970 01:26:32,985 --> 01:26:36,446 Attraction, eh? What about Ninana? 971 01:26:37,281 --> 01:26:39,741 Stabbed, 35 times, Mum. You can't tell me 972 01:26:39,992 --> 01:26:43,78 that was for revenge. -You're a real daftie. 973 01:26:46,415 --> 01:26:50,210 How d'you expect to become a criminal when you're ticklish? 974 01:26:51,44 --> 01:26:54,131 You'll end up like Ninana, Mummy! -Me! You'll see! 975 01:27:01,638 --> 01:27:03,932 What're you gonna do to DiaboIa now? 976 01:27:05,17 --> 01:27:08,61 Why? -WeII, 'cos of Kure. 977 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:16,653 So, he kiIIed uncIe Kure! WeII, he never Iet on. 978 01:27:17,905 --> 01:27:20,240 Are you gonna kiII him? 979 01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,204 Don't be daft. 980 01:27:30,501 --> 01:27:31,835 Come by. 981 01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:36,298 Who's gonna demonstrate if you youngsters don't! 982 01:27:36,548 --> 01:27:39,259 Come on! Lets drown on the TV news! 983 01:27:42,638 --> 01:27:45,933 Commie bastards! 984 01:27:47,559 --> 01:27:49,61 lf dad were alive, 985 01:27:49,394 --> 01:27:52,272 would he be faffing around with pots and pans? 986 01:27:52,606 --> 01:27:55,943 No, he wouldn't, he wasn't that type. 987 01:27:56,652 --> 01:28:00,197 Times have changed, but as far as l'm concerned, 988 01:28:00,614 --> 01:28:04,993 a gun's better than a pot or a whistle any day! 989 01:28:05,619 --> 01:28:08,539 A man can't change at my age! 990 01:28:29,810 --> 01:28:31,687 I'm sorry about Granny. 991 01:28:32,938 --> 01:28:37,109 Fuck it, the first time she voted against MiIosevic, 992 01:28:37,401 --> 01:28:42,197 she went to bed and died. She must have been scared. 993 01:28:42,948 --> 01:28:45,242 ShaII we do it straight away? 994 01:28:46,827 --> 01:28:49,538 Let's drive around the town for a bit. 995 01:28:49,872 --> 01:28:51,790 Like we used to do, eh, paI? 996 01:29:11,977 --> 01:29:20,652 Buy some aIcohoI, bandages, gauze... and some pIasters. 997 01:29:22,529 --> 01:29:27,159 Very considerate paI, I wouIdn't've remembered. 998 01:29:28,285 --> 01:29:29,536 Thanks. 999 01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:33,373 Don't mention it. 1000 01:29:36,668 --> 01:29:40,297 Excuse me... -We're cIosed. You'II have to come tomorrow! 1001 01:29:40,506 --> 01:29:42,466 It's urgent, Mrs, I need some things. 1002 01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:44,510 Someone's been wounded. -Who's wounded? 1003 01:29:44,801 --> 01:29:46,887 Fuck you, bitch! open up! 1004 01:29:56,688 --> 01:29:58,148 Nice Iady. -Yeah. 1005 01:30:15,624 --> 01:30:19,169 Nice to see you again, paI. Never mind the... 1006 01:30:19,670 --> 01:30:23,340 What d'you caII it... -Consequences? 1007 01:30:41,108 --> 01:30:42,901 I reaIIy got you, eh paI? 1008 01:30:48,699 --> 01:30:51,952 It's not too bad. Where're we gonna do it? 1009 01:30:52,369 --> 01:30:56,206 our there. A fIood Iit finaI, paI... 1010 01:30:56,748 --> 01:30:59,668 it'd be a shame to strain your eyes! 1011 01:31:13,891 --> 01:31:15,684 ShaII we start? 1012 01:31:17,853 --> 01:31:20,230 You choose the weapon, it's onIy right. 1013 01:31:25,27 --> 01:31:27,446 You choose. -The TT's better. 1014 01:31:29,31 --> 01:31:32,784 It depends. The TT is better for under the shouIder, 1015 01:31:33,619 --> 01:31:37,331 for the rest, we can use yours. 1016 01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:40,250 Are you scared? 1017 01:31:40,959 --> 01:31:45,255 TeII me. -I couIdn't give a toss, Iets get on with it! 1018 01:31:53,639 --> 01:31:56,16 What're you doing? 1019 01:31:58,18 --> 01:32:00,938 Five'd be enough. -Why? In case you get carried away 1020 01:32:01,271 --> 01:32:03,482 and keep on shooting? 1021 01:32:05,108 --> 01:32:07,27 Last shooting, paI. 1022 01:32:12,491 --> 01:32:15,536 What eIse is there? -Nothing, probabIy. 1023 01:32:16,662 --> 01:32:19,748 oK, you can start, paI. -ShaII we roII up, first? 1024 01:32:20,582 --> 01:32:23,335 Not now paI, better at haIftime. 1025 01:32:23,710 --> 01:32:28,90 Where d'you want it first? -Where did it heaI fastest? 1026 01:32:30,717 --> 01:32:33,929 Nowhere. ShaII we start with the Ieg? 1027 01:32:34,930 --> 01:32:37,432 Maybe that's not such a good idea 'cos of footbaII. 1028 01:32:37,808 --> 01:32:41,228 Never mind, we'II pIay the tabIe footbaII. 1029 01:32:45,649 --> 01:32:48,610 Look what you've done to me, I've started hiccuping. 1030 01:32:49,486 --> 01:32:51,71 Now you'II have to give my a fright! 1031 01:33:15,137 --> 01:33:16,763 Did that do it? 1032 01:33:17,264 --> 01:33:20,225 I've stopped hiccuping, thanks paI! 1033 01:33:23,729 --> 01:33:25,772 You're doing weII. 1034 01:33:31,403 --> 01:33:33,655 What's next? -Warm up a bit, 1035 01:33:34,198 --> 01:33:37,326 so that you don't miss the one near the heart. 1036 01:33:37,659 --> 01:33:40,37 I'm on top form, paI! 1037 01:33:41,288 --> 01:33:47,127 Trust me! -oK... Here'II do. 1038 01:33:48,86 --> 01:33:51,06 A good choice, paI. SteeI yourseIf! 1039 01:33:56,345 --> 01:34:02,601 It's oK, paI. I'm getting used to it. -So am I! 1040 01:34:05,103 --> 01:34:09,566 I'm stiII Ieading 5:3, paI. ShaII we carry on? 1041 01:34:10,526 --> 01:34:12,194 5:5. 1042 01:34:17,824 --> 01:34:20,77 Yeah, 5:5 is a good resuIt! 1043 01:34:20,953 --> 01:34:24,706 Then you know that it was a great match. 1044 01:34:26,208 --> 01:34:28,919 Have ''Red Star'' scored 5 recentIy? 1045 01:34:37,10 --> 01:34:40,973 I don't foIIow any more. It's a crap game. 1046 01:34:42,15 --> 01:34:44,184 I guess they're Iacking that... 1047 01:34:45,936 --> 01:34:48,689 Motivation. -Yeah, that shit. 1048 01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:53,861 onIy morons are stiII into footbaII these days, paI! 1049 01:34:59,32 --> 01:35:03,537 You've gotta be into something. 1050 01:35:04,955 --> 01:35:09,418 What happens when you can't find anything? 1051 01:35:10,669 --> 01:35:13,380 Then you're fucked, I reckon. 1052 01:35:14,464 --> 01:35:18,260 Fuck it, take your Dad, for instance. 1053 01:35:19,261 --> 01:35:21,847 What did he get out of it? 1054 01:35:23,724 --> 01:35:27,853 We're better of Iike this. What's wrong with us? 1055 01:35:32,24 --> 01:35:33,942 You Iike my cross, eh, paI? 1056 01:35:37,738 --> 01:35:40,407 It's yours. 1057 01:35:42,117 --> 01:35:46,413 It's just a cross. Now it's time for the bizz. 1058 01:35:52,252 --> 01:35:54,505 I'II give you a discount. 1059 01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:59,885 one wound. -Thanks paI, but you don't have to. 1060 01:36:00,219 --> 01:36:02,763 After aII, you are my best mate. 1061 01:36:04,348 --> 01:36:10,479 Choose which one you want. Let's make it the other hand! 1062 01:36:10,729 --> 01:36:13,565 So I won't be abIe to wank, eh, paI? 1063 01:36:14,191 --> 01:36:19,655 No, Iet's go for the bizz, near the heart! 1064 01:36:21,907 --> 01:36:25,160 Come on, cIose your eyes, wiII you! 1065 01:36:26,203 --> 01:36:29,414 Are your hands shaking? -No. 1066 01:36:31,208 --> 01:36:35,796 Get on with it, mate. -Stop farting around! 1067 01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:37,673 You, cunts! 1068 01:36:48,642 --> 01:36:51,728 Why her, why d'you have to kiII her! 1069 01:36:51,979 --> 01:36:54,523 I'II fucking weII have you for that! 1070 01:36:55,190 --> 01:36:57,192 This is a Iaugh! 1071 01:37:00,737 --> 01:37:02,948 Pretending to be an Ustasha, again, eh!? 1072 01:37:03,198 --> 01:37:06,368 I'II decide who I'm gonna be, not you! 1073 01:37:06,660 --> 01:37:08,161 Go on then, decide! 1074 01:37:10,372 --> 01:37:15,85 Just don't pretend to be a geezer 'cos you're a cunt! 1075 01:37:15,586 --> 01:37:18,922 Why don't you pretend to be your Mum so we can shag you! 1076 01:37:24,344 --> 01:37:28,724 one buIIet, paI. Now, he's for it! 1077 01:37:29,850 --> 01:37:31,560 Come on, Iets do it together! 1078 01:38:44,216 --> 01:38:47,386 so here we are at the end of our story, folks. 1079 01:38:49,930 --> 01:38:51,306 You, mice, 1080 01:38:51,849 --> 01:38:55,602 if you wanna be cool, then l'm definitely your idol. 1081 01:38:57,813 --> 01:39:02,192 l'm only sorry that l haven't been abroad, 1082 01:39:02,442 --> 01:39:06,29 but you can't do everything in life, can you? 1083 01:39:06,613 --> 01:39:10,534 There're bustards everywhere, what difference does it make? 1084 01:39:11,159 --> 01:39:15,163 l also wish l could've shagged that black girl. 1085 01:39:16,290 --> 01:39:19,376 As for the Eiffel Tower that Kure used to talk about, 1086 01:39:19,751 --> 01:39:24,298 well l couldn't give a toss. l swear on my Mom's life. 1087 01:39:24,548 --> 01:39:26,592 This is the end, folks. 1088 01:39:26,967 --> 01:39:31,638 And, you know, l'm better off that you lot! 1089 01:39:32,181 --> 01:39:32,598 DVD Authoring DiMEDIA Group 1090 01:39:33,640 --> 01:39:38,854 Odwiedź www.NAPiSY.info 83333

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