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The president.
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The vice president.
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The Speaker of the House.
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Mrs. Hassan.
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Mrs. Hassan!
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Yes.
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So what do you think?
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Well, this is all looking
great, Mrs. Hassan.
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I see you already had
your biometrics appointment,
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and you passed your interview.
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You just have
the citizenship test left.
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Yeah, I've been studying
with this Apple, my phone.
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You know, my brother says
the government listens
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to our phones.
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I hope they are listening
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to how right I am
about everything.
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Well, I'm sure you got it down.
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I just want to make sure
you're ready.
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If you fail,
it's gonna take a bit
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to get you back in the system.
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I'm ready, yeah.
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You know, I was here
for many years
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with my green card,
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and I thought,
why take the test?
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My husband and my kids,
they have the citizenship,
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but with that
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you know who I mean.
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In the White House.
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That piece of shit!
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Pardon my English.
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You see, I have to become
a citizen so that I can vote.
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We have to protect
the Supreme Court.
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Ruth will die.
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Sorry? Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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You know, she's very old.
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I pray for her
and all the good ones
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in the Supreme Court
to stay alive.
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The other ones,
I don't say anything bad,
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but I don't pray for them.
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Well, that's beautiful,
Mrs. Hassan.
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I think your case
should be a real softball.
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Softball? Yeah, softball.
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It's an American
figure of speech.
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I just mean to say
it should be easy.
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Softball. Yes, of course.
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Yeah. Softball.
Now I understand.
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Yeah. It's a new word.
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Just remember to keep
your record clean.
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Don't go getting
into any trouble.
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And as long as nothing pops up
on a police file
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or anything like that,
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you'll be swearing allegiance
to the U. S. Of A.
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Inshallah.
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Excuse me.
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I think you two should work
on your English.
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The more you practice,
the better it is.
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It will make your citizenship
application a real softball.
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I'm from Virginia.
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We're here 'cause
this pendejo got a DUI.
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Oh.
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Take the Lyft, then,
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next time you drink the alcohol.
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Good luck.
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Thank you.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no. No, no.
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What the fuck? No.
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Okay, ma'am.
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I'm looking at your file
right here.
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It seems that at least
one passenger
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filed a concerning report,
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and a security representative
here at Lyft
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felt the need to put a freeze
on your account.
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What do you mean,
"at least one"?
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Ma'am, how many? Who are they?
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What is the problem?
What did they say?
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I can't share that information
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until we get in touch
with them first.
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Okay, ma'am,
please listen to me.
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Please don't call the police.
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I am in the middle
of a very important process
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with the government.
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Please, ma'am,
do you understand?
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Once we hear from
the other passenger,
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we'll circle back to you
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to get your side of the story.
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What's "circle back"?
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We'll get back to you
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once we've completed
our investigation.
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It sometimes
takes a while for us
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to hear back from passengers.
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Have a nice day! Ma'am. Ma'am!
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I am under investigation.
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"Executive branch."
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Ma'am, we're here today
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to rule on your citizenship.
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We have a few questions for you.
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Of course, ma'am.
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You had an incident at work
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that was reported to us
by your employer.
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Yes, they won't tell me
what it is,
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and I don't understand why.
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I was counting on you, Maysa.
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I'm sorry, Ruth.
I'm really sorry.
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I'm doing everything I can!
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This was our chance, Maysa.
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I'll fix it.
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I promise, I'll fix it.
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You see, Dena, my daughter,
is going to be a lawyer.
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She was supposed
to be married by now,
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but maybe Allah sent her
on this path to defend me.
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It's too late.
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No. No, Ruth.
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No, please. No!
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Why do you keep staring
at that book?
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You don't want to help
your mother?
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Mom, I have an essay due
in a couple days.
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Look, it's not my fault
you got suspended.
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Just call them
and get an update.
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I did call them again, Dena.
Okay?
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And do you know what they said?
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They said they couldn't
do anything.
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I told them I was an excellent
driver with 4.59 star rating,
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and you know what they said?
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They said it's not enough.
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I told them it was great,
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because the Jersey people
are just very bad graders.
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Everywhere else in the world,
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they just throw five stars
at you like candy.
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Mom, calm down.
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I'm sure once they look
into your account,
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they're gonna reactivate it,
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and you're gonna
be driving soon.
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Dena, next week I have
my citizenship interview.
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Do you understand?
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This is very serious.
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If they find out that
I am delinquent,
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everything will be ruined.
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Okay, Mom, I don't think
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the government cares
about a 4.5 rating.
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And how do you know?
You're not even a lawyer.
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Right? You're only a student.
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I tell you, all the global
systems are connected.
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Right?
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I keep telling you to watch
that YouTube movie.
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What's it called?
"The Loose..." "The Loose..."
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"Loose Change."
"The Loose Change." Yeah.
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Anyway, I have to find out
who that passenger was
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and try to find them
and apologize.
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Okay, look,
you just got the notice, right?
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I‐I'm sure the ride
was in the last few days,
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so just tell me about
some of your passengers.
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Okay. Let me think.
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Yesterday...
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Yesterday, I woke up at 6:00.
Then I stretched.
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It's called the‐‐
the frog stretch.
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Alexa, how many amendments
are there
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in the Constitution?
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27?
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The Constitution
has 27 amendments.
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Yes!
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Then, I saw
what you were wearing.
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I said you looked like a mime.
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I also told Ramy
to take his hat off.
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He looked like a gang member...
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Mom, stop.
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Just tell me about
the passengers.
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I pick up this businesswoman
in a bad suit.
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Real ugly hair.
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Then I picked up
a group of girls.
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They were singing loudly
the song by that woman Lizard.
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That one who's happy
because she's so fat.
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Then I picked up this girl.
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She was Japanese,
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but I don't think
she's the one that complained.
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We had really
great fun together.
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I love those people.
They are so clean.
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They take a ride, and then
the car is tidier than before.
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Like Marie Kondo.
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You know her? Yes.
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So I told this girl
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that I am studying for
my immigration test next week.
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Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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I remember when my dad
went through that process.
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It's not easy.
It's not really, no.
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Actually
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do you mind helping me study?
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And she goes, "Um..."
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Um...
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Here.
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She quizzed me
on Franklin Roosevelt.
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You know, Dena,
he was the President
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of the United States
during World War II,
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and during the Great Depression.
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Well done, Mom.
Then, I picked up this guy,
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around your age.
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Omar Arabic or Mexican Omar?
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Yeah, Arabic.
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Alhamdulillah!
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Both my parents
are actually from Egypt.
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And what do you do?
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I'm a radiologist.
A doctor? That's great.
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Wow, impressive.
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I asked him if he was married.
He must be.
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Handsome doctor.
So he held up both his hands.
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I could see his fingers
were naked, so, of course,
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I started telling him about you.
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You know, you should meet Dena,
my daughter.
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She is very stubborn.
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Her kushari
is not really very good,
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and she curses a lot.
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Always fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck.
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But, under the right lighting,
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she is really beautiful.
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When I drop him off, I showed
him a picture of you...
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All right, thanks for the ride.
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And he smiled.
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Oh, wait, wait.
Look, there she is.
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But I could see that it was
a polite smile,
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because his eyes were very sad.
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Have a good night.
Have a good night.
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What picture did you show him?
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That one.
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What the fuck is this?
You see that cursing?
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The doctor was not very happy
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when I told him
that you curse too much.
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Okay, you know what? Whatever.
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Oh, I forgot.
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In fact,
I‐I picked up this a guy
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that was dressed as a woman,
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but he said
he was not a man or a woman.
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Wait, what happened?
I don't know,
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it was a little bit strange
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because he kept saying
I should call him "they,"
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as if he was two people.
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Sophia?
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- Yeah.
- He came into the car.
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This man, dressed as a woman.
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It's stuffy in here.
I get confused,
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so I think maybe he is going...
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To a costume party?
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I'm sorry?
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You're wearing a women's dress,
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so are you playing a joke
on your friends?
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It's just a dress.
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Dresses are for
whoever wears them.
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Mom, how do you not understand
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how offensive that is?
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I told him that I knew
Caitlyn Jenner,
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and I told him
when she became a woman,
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she became the fourth
prettiest Kardashian,
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and you know what he said?
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He said, "I am not like that.
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I am something different."
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They, Mom. They. Okay, they.
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I was just trying
to give advice to they.
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You know, I think you should
shape your eyebrows a little.
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Give them a little more
of an arc.
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Yeah, I'm not really
into tweezing.
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Oh, really?
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Maybe you should
try waxing, then.
262
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,480
Is there a problem?
263
00:12:53,504 --> 00:12:55,609
No. No, no, no problem.
264
00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:58,031
No.
265
00:12:58,055 --> 00:13:01,496
I just don't understand,
you have such a handsome face‐‐.
266
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,207
Okay, um, I've had
a really long day.
267
00:13:03,231 --> 00:13:07,239
Do you mind if we do the rest
of this ride in silence?
268
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,180
It was a compliment.
269
00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:12,685
You have very strong jawline.
270
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:18,196
Not like my son, Ramy, who has
a round face, like bread dough.
271
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:21,703
Anyway, he just spent the rest
of the ride kind of, like,
272
00:13:21,727 --> 00:13:24,817
looking out of the window,
sad, until I dropped him off.
273
00:13:26,027 --> 00:13:29,176
Mom, this is so fucked up.
274
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:32,725
You completely
misgendered someone.
275
00:13:32,749 --> 00:13:34,646
That's, like,
basically a hate crime.
276
00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,942
I did not commit
any crime, okay?
277
00:13:36,966 --> 00:13:38,946
It's not what you think,
it's who they are.
278
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:42,703
What about Allah?
Allah created him as a man, no?
279
00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:46,001
Ugh! Mom, body parts
do not define someone.
280
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:48,507
They're not a‐‐a man
nor a woman.
281
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:51,763
There are people that
don't identify with either.
282
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:56,254
How can a "he" become a "they"?
283
00:14:03,936 --> 00:14:07,879
Dena, you have to help me
find that person, right?
284
00:14:07,903 --> 00:14:09,757
No. I know where they live.
285
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:13,097
I dropped they off
at their home,
286
00:14:13,121 --> 00:14:16,103
so I can go there,
I can wait outside,
287
00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:20,069
and when they come out,
I can apologize.
288
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,990
There is no fucking way
I'm doing that.
289
00:14:22,014 --> 00:14:24,954
Why not?
We never spend time together.
290
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:27,710
You know, this could be like
a mother‐daughter bonding.
291
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,171
Yeah, we can find bonding time
292
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:31,050
that doesn't involve stalking.
293
00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:33,722
Dena, you don't want me
to be a citizen, or what?
294
00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:36,226
Mom, do not try to find them.
295
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,881
Please, just wait for Lyft
to call you.
296
00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:06,161
Oh, shit! That's not her.
297
00:15:06,185 --> 00:15:09,066
They. Whatever.
298
00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:14,386
Yo, this mine? You Beverly?
299
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:17,768
It's not me. I'm suspended.
300
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,856
Whatever. Go!
301
00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:24,824
"What is one right of freedom
from the First Amendment?"
302
00:15:24,848 --> 00:15:27,412
"What does the Constitution do?"
303
00:15:27,436 --> 00:15:32,213
"What are two rights in the
Declaration of Independence?"
304
00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:34,927
Life and liberty.
Life and liberty.
305
00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:37,307
Life and liberty.
306
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,132
You can do whatever you want.
Be whoever you want.
307
00:15:54,156 --> 00:15:56,596
Who the fuck cares?
308
00:16:14,531 --> 00:16:16,678
Yes, they.
309
00:17:16,863 --> 00:17:18,425
Hello, they.
310
00:17:18,449 --> 00:17:20,913
Sorry?
311
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:25,064
Oh, uh,
312
00:17:25,088 --> 00:17:27,151
you gave me a ride
the other day, right?
313
00:17:27,175 --> 00:17:30,074
Yes, and, uh
314
00:17:30,098 --> 00:17:32,663
I am here to apologize.
315
00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:34,750
I know I did something very bad,
316
00:17:34,774 --> 00:17:37,631
but I am not a bad person.
317
00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,635
English is not
my first language,
318
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,388
and I am always worried
319
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:44,269
that I will sound silly
when I use weird words.
320
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:49,279
I just say what my eyes see,
and I see a man wearing,
321
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,035
like, a woman's dress,
pretending to be a woman,
322
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:56,502
and you say you are not a man,
nor a woman,
323
00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:59,365
so now,
I know that you are nothing.
324
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:03,223
Okay, um,
really glad you were able
325
00:18:03,247 --> 00:18:05,269
to get that off your chest,
but I'm just trying
326
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,939
to have some drinks
with my boyfriend, so...
327
00:18:06,963 --> 00:18:08,359
Yeah, you see,
328
00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:10,530
and I am trying
to become a citizen,
329
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:12,576
so you have to call Lyft
330
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,230
and tell them
that I'm a good person.
331
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:18,797
I know that you are the one
that complained,
332
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:22,178
because if you don't call them,
I will not be able to vote.
333
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,017
Then that fuck‐man
will win the elections,
334
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,479
and then it will be very bad
335
00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:28,440
for transgender people
like yourself,
336
00:18:28,464 --> 00:18:30,403
and Muslim people like myself,
337
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:31,989
so we have to stick together.
338
00:18:32,013 --> 00:18:33,618
We have to call Lyft,
339
00:18:33,642 --> 00:18:38,127
because my application
was supposed to be a softball,
340
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,926
and it's not a softball
anymore, so please.
341
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:44,557
Please, circle back.
342
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,519
Please, close the circle.
343
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,523
Listen, I am sure on some level,
344
00:18:48,547 --> 00:18:49,859
you do feel bad,
345
00:18:49,883 --> 00:18:51,779
but if it wasn't for
this whole Lyft situation,
346
00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:54,577
you wouldn't have
thought twice about me.
347
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:55,912
Do you know how much
mental energy
348
00:18:55,936 --> 00:18:57,583
it takes to constantly
be monitoring the way
349
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,377
that people talk about you?
350
00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:01,089
I don't wanna have to fight
for myself all the time.
351
00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:03,911
That shit is exhausting.
352
00:19:11,008 --> 00:19:13,514
I'm not the one
who reported you.
353
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:17,664
What?
354
00:19:17,688 --> 00:19:19,877
You're not the one?
355
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:22,758
No. I gave you four stars.
356
00:19:22,782 --> 00:19:24,804
Wow. Yeah, it's a habit.
357
00:19:24,828 --> 00:19:27,810
I don't have time for drama.
358
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,229
Oh. Oh.
359
00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:30,857
Thank you so much.
360
00:19:30,881 --> 00:19:32,820
Okay, we're hugging.
361
00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:33,947
Wow.
362
00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:35,784
You know,
if you want to wear makeup,
363
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,457
I recommend Honest Beauty
by Jessica Alba.
364
00:19:39,481 --> 00:19:41,838
Didn't know Jessica Alba
was still alive.
365
00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,925
Oh, yes, she is.
366
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,639
Of course. Have a great evening.
367
00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,102
Have a good life. Okay.
Who's this?
368
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,689
Um, she just gave me a ride
the other day
369
00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:52,233
and just wanted to say "hi."
370
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,362
Hi.
She was just leaving, though.
371
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:56,909
Jersey is weird like that,
running into people and shit.
372
00:19:56,933 --> 00:19:58,913
No, not really.
373
00:19:58,937 --> 00:20:02,402
You see, I‐I am here
because you guys are here.
374
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,844
What do you mean? Uh, It's fine.
375
00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,305
She just wanted to apologize.
376
00:20:07,329 --> 00:20:09,350
I came to see Sophia.
377
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,649
First, I went to their place
and wanted to talk to they.
378
00:20:12,673 --> 00:20:14,486
Oh, my God. This is the bitch
379
00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:16,406
that was misgendering you
in the Lyft, isn't it?
380
00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:19,120
Now she's stalking you.
No, I'm not stalking.
381
00:20:19,144 --> 00:20:22,251
No, just, like, waiting outside
and watching secretly.
382
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,132
Oh, AKA stalking.
Fuck you, lady!
383
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:26,217
Did you know there is, like,
a huge epidemic‐‐no, no, no.
384
00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:28,598
You're not gonna leave
right now.
385
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,977
There's a huge epidemic of
violence against trans women.
386
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,981
Don't even get me started
on trans women of color.
387
00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:35,319
Maybe you should feel what it's
like to be a little scared, huh?
388
00:20:35,343 --> 00:20:36,321
I'm calling the cops.
389
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:37,616
No. No, no, no. Yes!
390
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,240
No cops. No, no, no.
391
00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:43,878
It was completely misguided,
392
00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,255
but my mom wasn't gonna
hurt anyone.
393
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:46,509
She's harmless.
394
00:20:46,533 --> 00:20:48,261
She just, she wanted
to apologize, that's all.
395
00:20:48,285 --> 00:20:52,604
Yes, it's true, I did a bad,
microaggression to them,
396
00:20:52,628 --> 00:20:55,401
and I wanted to apologize,
but, like, it turned out
397
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,783
that they are not really
the ones that were angry,
398
00:20:58,807 --> 00:21:00,578
and that I've‐‐
All right, Mrs. Hassan.
399
00:21:00,602 --> 00:21:02,791
The couple over there are
not going to press charges,
400
00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:05,672
so just consider this a warning.
401
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:08,218
Thank you, officer.
Thank you, officer.
402
00:21:08,242 --> 00:21:11,206
Thank you. Okay, let's go.
403
00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:15,525
I'm sorry, Dena.
404
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:18,238
I didn't know that the police
would get involved,
405
00:21:18,262 --> 00:21:22,914
so I just wanted to say "sorry"
and have them unreport me.
406
00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:24,960
No, Mom, that's exactly it.
407
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,630
You didn't have to say "sorry,"
408
00:21:26,654 --> 00:21:28,718
you just have to stop
saying shit.
409
00:21:28,742 --> 00:21:31,557
You say everything that's
on your mind, all the time.
410
00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:34,103
It's because I am honest.
I don't want to lie.
411
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,397
No, Mom, there's a difference
412
00:21:35,421 --> 00:21:38,738
between being honest
and just being mean.
413
00:21:38,762 --> 00:21:40,658
Maybe people are very sensitive.
414
00:21:40,682 --> 00:21:42,746
No, you're mean, Mom.
415
00:21:42,770 --> 00:21:45,334
You say these things,
and they hurt people.
416
00:21:45,358 --> 00:21:47,338
It's like you don't consider
what you're saying,
417
00:21:47,362 --> 00:21:48,966
it's just, it's a free flow
418
00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:51,429
of every thought
you've ever had.
419
00:21:51,453 --> 00:21:55,939
It's like, you talk shit
about Trump all the time,
420
00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:58,276
but you‐‐you basically
talk just like him.
421
00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,822
Same style.
422
00:21:59,846 --> 00:22:02,953
Just, whatever
you're thinking, no filter.
423
00:22:02,977 --> 00:22:05,207
No, Dena, I am not like Trump.
424
00:22:05,231 --> 00:22:06,877
All I'm saying is that
425
00:22:06,901 --> 00:22:08,673
I'm not surprised
you got reported.
426
00:22:08,697 --> 00:22:11,219
I'm actually surprised
it didn't happen sooner.
427
00:22:11,243 --> 00:22:13,348
I would've definitely
reported you if
428
00:22:13,372 --> 00:22:15,418
if I was your passenger.
429
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:20,112
Like, the other morning,
430
00:22:20,136 --> 00:22:21,281
I really like that shirt,
431
00:22:21,305 --> 00:22:25,247
and I was really excited
about my day,
432
00:22:25,271 --> 00:22:27,878
and then
you had to make fun of me,
433
00:22:27,902 --> 00:22:31,868
and then I was just less excited
about my day.
434
00:22:34,331 --> 00:22:36,669
I'm sorry.
435
00:22:37,963 --> 00:22:41,906
You see, Dena,
I am tough on myself too.
436
00:22:41,930 --> 00:22:45,037
Like, everything I tell you
or tell others,
437
00:22:45,061 --> 00:22:48,794
I say it to myself
ten times more.
438
00:22:48,818 --> 00:22:50,697
I say...
439
00:22:51,950 --> 00:22:55,934
"Maysa, you are very stupid
because instead
440
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,757
of finishing your degree,
you married Farouk."
441
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:07,248
I am very proud of you, habibti.
442
00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:09,944
You are a lawyer.
You are independent.
443
00:23:11,196 --> 00:23:14,870
This is all I wanted to be,
but I didn't know how to do it.
444
00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:20,942
Now that I am studying
for the American citizenship,
445
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:26,244
I think it's the most excited
I've been for so long.
446
00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:28,666
Excited about myself.
447
00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:30,944
Excited to learn.
448
00:23:32,447 --> 00:23:36,724
Excited to be important,
like you.
449
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:39,294
Mom...
450
00:23:45,891 --> 00:23:48,748
Trust me,
we find the Japanese girl,
451
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:50,334
and everything will be okay.
452
00:23:50,358 --> 00:23:52,988
No. No way.
453
00:23:56,621 --> 00:23:59,226
To support and defend
the Constitution
454
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:02,567
and laws of
the United States of America.
455
00:24:02,591 --> 00:24:05,782
To support and defend
the Constitution and laws
456
00:24:05,806 --> 00:24:08,496
of the United States of America.
457
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,502
Against all enemies,
foreign and domestic.
458
00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:14,716
Against all enemies,
foreign and domestic.
459
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:17,597
That I will bear
true allegiance to the same.
460
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:21,187
That I will bear
true allegiance to the same.
461
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:24,402
That I will bear arms on
behalf of the United States
462
00:24:24,426 --> 00:24:26,280
when required by law.
463
00:24:26,304 --> 00:24:29,663
That I will bear arms
on behalf of the United States
464
00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:31,625
when required by law.
465
00:24:31,649 --> 00:24:34,631
That I will perform
noncombatant services.
466
00:24:34,655 --> 00:24:37,219
I'm not like you, Trump.
467
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,014
I will fuck you.
468
00:24:39,038 --> 00:24:41,352
I will fuck your pussy
and grab it
469
00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:44,066
before you grab mine or Dena's.
470
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:48,492
I will vote you away,
you piece of fucking fuck‐shit.
471
00:24:48,516 --> 00:24:51,665
I am here to stay, bitch.
472
00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:53,209
Congratulations.
473
00:24:53,233 --> 00:24:54,963
You are now citizens
474
00:24:54,987 --> 00:24:57,635
of the United States of America.
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