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In 2015 40% of police force recruits were women.

A film inspired by actual events.

PITBULL: TOUGH WOMEN

Hi, sweetie.

Are you hungry?

I'll make you something.

Semolina.

The aunts and uncles are coming.

Magłorzata Bojke. Cell 8, status 1.

Starring

Production Supervisor

Sound Editor

Make-up Artist

Costume Designer

Music Supervisor

Editor

Director of Photography

II Unit Director

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Been fucking someone?

If I find out, I'll kill you.

Don't sulk, don't sulk.

Zyrardow 2 years earlier

Go fuck yourself.

Mama, where's the recipe for dumplings?

Nice, but don't touch me, please.

Go.

Where are you?

Honey, are you here?

I'm always here for you.

Have I told you I've loved you since you were 15?

Police.

What? Remek! What for?

What the fuck is going on?!

Five years instead of life. The offer's good for 30 seconds.

Did she have you kill her mother?

Are we talking or not? I'm leaving.

- Yeah, she did. - In writing to the prosecutor?

Yeah, ok.

How much did she pay you to kill her mother?

Say it was for a Yorkie.

You got a dog for it, a little dog.

Did you get a dog?

How'll I get five years?

The court's set; stick to the story. Learn it and repeat it.

Too hard!

Honey, I'm holding you very delicately.

Please come, we're already late.

Too hard!

Please, come on.

Too hard!

Pawel.

Too hard!

Too hard!

Come on.

- Too hard! - Here we are.

That'll be 1280 for the month.

1280? It Was 1000.

125 per session, 8 times a month. It was never 160.

I'll have to cut two sessions. Where'll I get the money?

Hold it and throw it.

Now you try, Pawel.

Throw it. Try it, PaweL

Don't worry, it's nice there.

You'll meet a girl, lick some pussy.

Follow that fucker!

Gimme the cosh!

Fuck!

Accident?

The truck driver ran over the rider. Worse, the guy's head's gone.

Where is it?

Under the truck.

Four people pulled so hard they ripped his head off.

If he was alive then, they'll nail them for manslaughter.

But there's no way to tell which one did it.

I've got 10 minutes. I have to relieve my mom and get my son.

Prosecutor, see this rock? I think the biker hit it and

veered into the other lane in front of the truck. Bye.

Well fuck me...

What's this?

Tiki torches from the mall.

Fuckin' awesome.

I've fixed us a romantic bath, baby.

Where are the girls?

At Anka's.

Fuckin' awesome.

I'm trying to live on your pay, you know?

Yeah, I do.

I'm going to live on your pay.

I've figured it all out.

87 zlotys a day.

Yeah.

I spent 271 on cream today.

And?

And shit, I won't eat for 3 days.

Where're you buying your fucking clothes these days?

Oh fuck, something of yours bled it pink.

- We're nailing some bad guys today. - Nail some water and sugar later.

What time will I see you?

I don't know.

Do I have break in somewhere so I can fucking see you?

We got a tip that some guys from Zyrardow

linked to the German motorcycle gang GMT,

hijacked a truck full of vodka in Ursus.

We have three addresses to check out.

Hello.

Where are you?

About to search a place.

Steal something then.

We're working our way up.

Virus, Miami, over.

Virus, over.

Bullseye, the truck's here, too.

Shut up, police.

He's yours.

Police! Stop or I'll shoot!

What?

Where are you now?

- Standing over a stiff. - Did you eat something?

Berlin. Meeting of the German branch of the GTM biker gang

A cop in Poland shot one of us. He has to be killed.

One of you must kill him, call the cops from the scene, and

say, “I killed a pig in revenge. I'm waiting for you.”

Then willingly go to prison. Any volunteers?

I'll do it.

Kill him.

Kill him!

Kill him!!!

I can't take it.

Don't say that.

They kick me around.

I'm the only one in the cell that brushes her teeth.

I'm sorry.

Where are you?

Honey, are you here?

I'm always here for you.

I see you; you're 15 again.

I feel a pain in my heart.

A long-legged giraffe with braces. That's how I always see you.

The guys always called you “Ladder.” They all wanted to climb on you.

I see you for the first time.

Do you feel me looking at you?

Do you feel how I'm looking into your heart?

Do you feel me inside you?

I'll come soon, baby, and get you out of there.

Hello, I'd like to talk to the officer who led

the shootout with the bikers in Zyrardow.

Easy to get in here.

Hard to get out.

What is it?

In the bar firefighters go to

were some bikers.

They said a German biker gang has put out a death sentence on you.

For shooting a gang member.

How do you know it's me?

Got another cop with ink, a Mohawk,

and pink jeans?

Police Headquarters

Hi.

Where's my kiss? Why the sulk?

You won't believe it.

They offered me bodyguards.

You? Why?

Remember the operation in Zyrardow?

Yeah, sort of.

And I shot a biker who was in a German gang?

Yeah, something like that.

Now the gang's threatening to kill the cop who did the shooting.

Oh fuck, really?

It's bullshit, you know, but...

Headquarters is playing it safe and is giving me a bodyguard

to avoid life-threatening situations.

But... What does that mean??

It means if you want to go somewhere, they'll drive you.

Shit, that's fuckin' awesome!

They're going to drive my ass around like I'm some celebrity.

Fuckin' awesome!

But we have to interview these bodyguards.

I'm not going to drive around with some troll.

What a deal!

I was worried. Why haven't you called?

They hid me in a flat in Hamburg. I shot some Mafioso.

I'll be home on Monday.

What next?

I guess I'll return undercover to the police in Lomza.

Zbyszek, 20 years as an officer, 17 of those in the crime division.

Marian, 25 years in the crime division,

including three in central intelligence.

Kamil, detective for a week.

You got the fucking job, dude.

Come here, dear, look what mom brought home.

Two hunks better than Derek in the department, huh?

Hi, I'm Kamil.

Hi, Iwcia.

We were celebrating the win.

Go lie down.

Would you try something?

Like what?

Can I trust you?

I don't know. What would like to do?

For a guy I know to suck my dick while you watch.

All right, invite him over.

Really?

No, go to sleep. We'll talk tomorrow.

- I knew it. - What?

- Your husband's a fag. - He's just drunk.

Install a camera and you'll see.

The cops figured it out and gave him a full-time bodyguard.

We have to wait a few months because I can't get to him.

Tell the boss there'll be no contact with me now.

Why not?

They don't fix teeth in jail, they only pull them out.

Put the braces on and say they missed it when they booked you.

Say your lawyer will fuck them over if they don't let you see a dentist.

They'll have to give you a six-hour pass,

From which you won't return.

Yeah?

I forgot to tell you I'm the guy who's supposed to kill you.

Honey, I'm in Kabul, and I can't talk for long.

You must keep your fingers crossed for me, especially today.

This is the safe house where I'll be put after the mission.

Not a word to anyone.

I've never seen you in uniform.

Turn around. How do I look?

Handsome.

Did I tell you I want to be on “Come Dine with Me”?

I love cooking.

Instead of a present, I'll make

dinner for my parents.

Oh fuck, Zuza, don't look at it.

We don't like the upholstery on the conference room chairs.

How do you want to resolve the communication?

I don't want to.

Excuse me?

I don't want to be here.

- Come on, Karol. - Coming.

What do you have to say?

- Nothing. - Fucking him over for 6 months.

Not 6 months and not me.

Tell him, I don't give a shit. What do you have to say to him?

If I have something to say, I'll do it privately.

You've been fucking us over, and God knows how many others.

You lie about being in Interpol. Are you nuts?

Interpol? I never said that.

Tell him, Karol. Where've you fucking been?

In Hamburg, in Kabul? What bullshit is that?

You are so unfair. I was honest with you in everything.

Crap about “Come Dine with Me” when you can't even make us eggs?

This isn't the place for such a conversation.

If you want to talk, let's go outside.

No, the place is great.

I want to hear what Adam has to say to me.

Who the fuck do you think you are?

The great lover boy.

Are you going to fuck over every girl you meet?

Wait, Zuza, let him speak.

But to you, Karol.

You treated me like a Band-Aid for your relationship.

And I feel terribly bad.

I'm going to fucking puke, you poor thing...

If you weren't in uniform, I'd kick you in the balls.

I regret trusting you so much.

Karol, don't cry.

See what you've done?

Karol doesn't give a shit about you. He'll make you

a star on the Web, as you've dreamed of being.

I don't want anything to do with him.

I'm filing for divorce tomorrow. Have a nice fucking day.

Zuzia, real class. You should be in uniform!

Why do you want to be a police officer?

To get some rest. Eight hours of work then I can kick back.

Maybe I want to improve life, not apartment interiors.

You have five hours for the multiple-choice exam.

Ready, start.

Do you hear voices?

Excuse me?

Have you ever heard voices?

I mean voices in your head.

No, not really.

Faster!

Faster!

Jesus, my grandmother could do it faster. Move!

Faster!

Stop, time's up.

I've always been fit, but I worked behind a desk too long.

Retest in a month. If you don't do better, you're out. Get lost!

Next!

Go!

Faster!

Faster, time's running out!

Faster!

Faster!

Stop! 15 seconds under the maximum. Passed.

Next!

Police officers taking the oath...

Repeat... after me.

I, a citizen of the Republic of Poland...

I, a citizen of the Republic of Poland...

Aware of the responsibilities of a police officer, solemnly swear...

Aware of the responsibilities of a police officer, solemnly swear...

It's a man's uniform. The shirt fits, but the pants are too big.

Can't I have this shirt and smaller pants?

Take it and stop complaining.

And?

Fuckin' awesome!

Don't you hate selling your baby?

With a salary of 1280 I can't afford gas.

For your life to improve, you have to find a rich fella.

- Come up with something? - Yeah, a super economical model.

I hope it's not that shitty olive-colored one.

Welcome, pussies!

Stick those tits out!

You are at the police academy in Slupsk!

And today I'll try to run your asses ragged.

Go!

Faster!

Front leaning rest position!

Nineteen!

Twenty!

Chief Inspector Jacek Goc will teach this lesson

He's head of the Criminal Terrorism and Homicide Department

at Police Headquarters and is a guest lecturer.

A road and a crashed car. The driver appears to be dead.

The passenger is calling for help. What do you do?

- I check his pulse... - And you get hit by a car.

The most important rule is, ensure your own safety.

If you intend to give assistance,

you must check to see if you're safe.

What do you do?

Set up your warning triangle.

He's hanging on a lamp cord. Still alive. What do you do?

Turn off the power, as there's water on the floor.

If he's hanging from a power pole in the middle of a field?

Call the power company.

If you cut him down, he's stiff, falls and

disappears in a cornfield, what do you do?

I cut down the corn.

And if you don't have authority to destroy property, what do you do?

I make ever wider circles around the power pole.

I was a girl scout.

A tough woman.

Come here, star, check this out.

Magda's mouthwash.

Want to join in?

Got a problem with my roommates, but I don't want any trouble.

Could you move me and my friend to a double room?

Come in!

- Name's Jacek. - Zuza.

Got any advice for me?

Never admit.

- To what? - To anything.

Don't write that you saw an object that looked like a gun.

Write that you saw a gun.

You don't shoot at people every day.

You act under stress.

Your quick thinking may save your life and those of your friends.

Remember, it's always better to bring your pay home yourself

rather than the mailman bringing your pension to your family.

And fuck the nice funeral.

And fuck the honor guard salute.

Listen, fuck all that shit.

Your job is to survive. Got it?

Zyrardow 4 months later

Yeah? Stay away from windows.

Where are you?

In the main room.

Leave right away; they've found the apartment.

- They're at the door. - Don't stop.

Go, go, go...

- Hello. - Hello.

Are they coming?

No.

Is she coming?

Run!

Stop, police!

Stop or I'll shoot!

Go!

Maniek, behind the store. You'll pick up Malgosia.

Go!

All right, I see you.

Stop or I'll shoot!

Darek, dear...

I can't stand this protection.

Can I go out and buy something?

All right.

You are so sweet.

Please don't dress in a way that attracts attention.

When we say hide your head behind the seat and open your mouth.

Oh fuck, you are so gross. I'm going to slap your face.

No, it's not what you think. When we shoot in a car,

the noise is so loud, you have to open your mouth...

- so your eardrums don't burst. - That's fucking good.

Thank you.

Looking for something, gentlemen?

A bra.

Which size?

Well, what size?

To fit me.

You're staring.

Well?

Fun, isn't it?

Try these on!

You're fucking out of proportion.

They look like a tent on you.

They'll be fine on Darek.

Kamil, let's go. Don't make such a sorry fucking face.

We're going to the mall tomorrow.

Can I call you daddy?

Yes.

My dad doesn't love me.

Yes, he does. He's busy, that's all.

I wish you were my dad.

I'll try to take his place.

Hi. I'm better friends with the boys than they are with each other.

Put these on.

Dude, she maxed out your card. 2,000 on clothes and shoes.

We're not going fucking shopping. Take that card away from her.

They're too big.

No, they're good.

Undress at work and they'll say you look like Serena Williams.

Want me to return them?

No, they're good.

What's that?

Vaseline.

When it cools it'll be hard.

Why are you doing that?

I'm calling in my debts.

I need money for you and the baby.

The world will be my imagination.

What is it?

I'm a tax inspector.

Local thugs want to make me pay; one of them got nailed with a fine.

Are you lost, punk?

Hey, you want your mom to have a son with a missing tooth?

Get the fuck out of here, bitch!

One! Say hi to your mom; I'll be there tomorrow!

Holy fucking shit! Oh fuck!

Oh fuck, come on...

CITY TAX OFFICE

I talked to them. They said tax inspector is your

official job, unofficially you run a fuel scam.

That's why they want to get to you.

How much do you want?

Let me work with you.

We bring in fuel oil from the EU. Germany's best as it's closest.

- And the customs officers? - They're the mafia.

Hello, customs inspection. Shipping documents, please.

Bringing in a lot of this stuff. We see what's going on.

You can go, but tell your boss to see us and bring a fat envelope.

After deducting costs and bribes you have only 6000 a barrel profit.

We bring in 100 barrels a day. Fuel

oil is cheaper with no excise tax.

You bleach it with acid in a fodder wagon, then reduce the acid with lime.

They keep changing parameters at the stations, but we adapt.

Engines are really hard to ruin.

Bribed cops escort our shipments of waste, the oil and lime.

We take it to coal yards.

How many criminal gangs sell fuel in Poland?

The Energy Regulatory Office requires you shell out 10 million

to apply for a concession.

Right now there are 12 such payments

being made by front men.

How long does such a business last?

The front man buys a company and pays the 10 million.

The company sells fake construction materials and adds on VAT.

Then sells fuel to tax-paying companies and the VAT is profit.

Three months later you recycle the company and set up a new one.

- Why? - The government shuts it down.

Who is a front man?

Used to be foreigners. You'd get a Russian and open a bank account.

When I knew the tax office was on to him, we'd tell him to leave

and not come back.

And he recycled himself back to his own country.

These days we use a “James Bond,” a Pole with a fake ID.

You clone someone's ID for 5,000.

And that person is arrested.

How do you find a “James Bond?”

Hello, who made the call?

- I did. - What's going on?

He threw us out of the house.

Now he's going crazy.

39-608, we need backup.

Do you have any money to feed these children?

20 zlotys.

Hey there, star.

- Star? - Aren't you? Come on.

39-608, what's the address?

Get the fuck up!

Whack him with your stick.

Are you kidding?

Nice piece of ass.

Nice piece of ass?! Get the fuck up!

Give me a smoke or I'll puke.

Wait here.

What sort of room is this?

Can't he fucking stay in here?

You tell him to go in there.

- But no, this is... - Get up I said!

Whose dog is this?

That's my little Fluffy.

What the fuck's wrong with him?!

He doesn't feel good.

What's this?

He'll lick and heal it.

If somebody cut off your hand would you just lick it?

I also had a broken leg.

Did you see a doctor or just lick it yourself?

I'm taking the dog to a vet.

Nothing like going on patrol with pussies.

Shut your trap.

- I'd sooner... - You cunt!

You can't lay into them like that. You'll pop an eardrum, and

they'll toss off the force. Hit him with the pepper spray.

- Fuck the cops! - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

- Oh fuck! - Yep, at 10 it's fuck and aaaarh.

Are you going to be calm, or do you fucking want to go with us?

Ok, ok.

If I have to come here again, I'll beat the fucking shit out of you.

You'll have it quiet tonight.

Why'd you spray him so he can't walk now?

He's a good man, just gets crazy sometimes when he drinks.

Know what?

At first I felt sorry for you.

But now I don't feel sorry at all.

That's appropriating property. They'll make a stink. Report it.

You are such a cunt. Give me that dog.

I know a vet, and my shift's over.

Robert, I'll clean it up. What's the big deal?

You'd rather clean up after a dog than make me supper, is that it?

Then clean that up, too!

And that, too!

And this!

And this!

And this!

You look like shit.

Mommy!

TO ZUZA: Star, the dog's ok. It's at the vet's.

Honey, I'm sorry for yesterday.

Sit down.

Yum, yum.

Yum.

Can I have the name and address of the person you took the dog to?

Go ahead and fucking spray!

Not going to be any fucking better.

You send James Bond to the bank to open an account for the

front company that'll be paid for the sale of fuel.

Telephone numbers.

Bond owns the account but he can't touch the money.

To make transfers there's my number

and those of three Armenians who control the whole business.

The money comes in today.

Get up.

Ok.

You understand that you're selling 51% of the firm and losing control?

I'm selling. It's yours. You sure you'll give me the 600,000?

He understands.

I fucking bought 51% of the company and have the board's resolution.

I now control the money in the account.

Block all the phone numbers so that only I can make transfers.

Someone's transferring money right now to Armenia.

If you don't block those numbers in 10 seconds, I'll make you pay.

Fucking do it now!

Done!

How much is left in the account?

31 million 820 thousand zlotys.

Fuck! Easy, I don't want to

make problems, just talk.

Let's take a walk.

How much?

Geez, I've got an arrest warrant.

Fine, I'm leaving Poland; we won't see each other again. How much?

50 thousand.

Let's go to the bank.

Go to the bank, for fuck's sake.

- Ambulance, she's giving birth. - Fuck!

Get the fuck out of here.

What the fuck are you doing?

Call it the fuck off!

Take the fucking radio and do it.

No, it's too late. I've called for an ambulance.

I've read that if I give birth after being

arrested they'll let the baby stay in jail.

From 0 to 3 years is the most important period in a child's life.

It won't remember; it's the lesser evil.

Afterwards it'll go to you.

If they catch me after I give birth to Alan, I'll do time

without my baby, a terrible thing for his whole life.

Let us go, Remek.

Let us go.

Get the kids, we're going to Bulgaria. We have to hurry.

- Daddy.

- You took our company. Tomorrow at noon at the body shop parking lot.

You give us back the money or we take you. And you know what for.

Police headquarters,

working with the Internal Security Agency and the Tax Inspectors,

is creating a special group to battle the fuel mafia.

I have invited you all here...

because I want you to join.

- I need strong men for the morning. - Are those you chased with a saw ok?

No pussies.

Guys from counter-terrorism units, and the best bouncers at the club.

Police headquarters. May I help you?

Tomorrow at noon at the body shop in Zyrardow there'll be a shootout.

Two armed criminal gangs with lots of people from the fuel mafia.

Provide your account numbers and sign the contracts.

Each of you will get 20,000 gross for being in this confrontation.

In addition, there's a clause that anyone who is arrested,

will receive a payment of 200.000.

Right, gentlemen, load your weapons and get in fighting formation.

You stand behind us and negotiate.

Put this on.

- But I'm just a lawyer... - Put it the fuck on.

What am I doing here?

You're needed.

You son of a bitch! They've taken all I had. I'll

have to work for them for nothing for five years!

Police! Get the fuck down! Down!

Everybody lie down.

On the ground! You, you, you, get down!

Stop clowning around. Arresting people on your side?

- What do you mean? - I've got a gun license.

- Let's see it. - Show us yours, too.

Slowly. It's legit.

- And you? - I got one! Me, too!

Each gentleman has a license for his firearm.

- And who are you, baby doll? - Their lawyer. This is all legal.

What the fuck is this? The first Polish rally

of soldiers and ex-special ops troops.

And those guys?

A bunch of thugs.

Got a license for the weapons?

Nice work, boys. Illegal possession of firearms

and being part of an organized crime gang.

You eliminated the whole group in one day.

Who are you?

- An innocent bystander. - Get the fuck out of here.

Am I going to get anything out of this?

I'll let you live.

Did you shit your pants?

I heard you checked out Remigiusz Puchalski, alias

Sugar, in Zyrardow regarding the fuel mafia.

Maybe I did. Why?

Put me in the expert group.

Talk to him.

I don't talk to that prick.

Are you feeling well, son?

Did you take your insulin and measure your sugar?

You can go back to your room.

I've bought a house.

What's that?

A python.

Even this snake is small next to me.

Why a python, son??

Because I feel lonely.

You should start dating someone.

You're beautiful inside.

Let people get to know you.

Sugar, I got into trouble yesterday. Is it ok?

A fireman from Zyrardow saved a dog that had

been buried alive. Now he's going to adopt it.

I'll give Caps a home he's always dreamed of.

The mixed-breed dog survived thanks to the fireman's quick reaction.

The owner had buried the maltreated dog in the woods.

I noticed freshly dug dirt in a hole moving, so I dug him out with

my bare hands and took him to a clinic, where doctors saved him.

I decided to take him home and not

to the animal shelter. Right, Caps?

The fireman, who himself has diabetes,

became a local hero and as Batman visited a children's hospital,

where he told the young patients about the job of a fireman.

Quiet! Hello. Hi, Batman.

What a ball...

It's nice.

Keep an eye in your kid!

Maybe she's hungry or has a wet diaper.

Why the fuck are you staring at me?

Something you don't like?

You have to wash the room.

It's your turn.

Wash it your fucking self!

If you itch, scratch it.

I'll be all right. I'm alive.

I'll be all right, gentlemen.

Don't put grass in it. Wait for the doctor to get here. You'll be fine.

We need an ambulance. He's torn open like Dracula.

Dracula?

Yeah, Dracula, he's torn open in the middle so his guts are coming out.

Are you the guy who saved the dog?

Yeah.

How old are you?

27.

I'm 29. Want to go on a date?

I'd like to fuck you.

Stop slamming the kid against the wall or I'll kill you.

Look bitch, another cracked head makes no difference; I'm in for life.

Get the fuck out of here, you Gypsy.

The Gypsy can't come back! The bitch is abusing her kid.

Come here.

Want to dance?

I'll turn the flashers.

The boys want to know if they can have an adventure park and APCs.

Naturally.

Dude, fuck using a counter, we have to weigh it.

A million zlotys in hundreds weighs 9 kilos.

Take it off so I can see what you've got.

- Hi. - What are you wearing?

Almost nothing right now.

Will you put on what I tell you to?

- I want to use you a bit. - I hope so.

To help me dig.

We're digging holes.

For you or for me?

For us.

Did you fucking rob a bank?

I sold some land and I'm scared to keep it in a bank. We'll bury it.

Why are these 500 euro bills?

Zlotys take up too much space.

Why do you work as a fireman?

I like setting fires then putting them out.

Aren't you afraid someone will steal this?

The land's mine, so if the money disappears, I'll bury you here.

You are fucked up.

Smile.

Know him?

Yes.

Do you know he's a gangster linked to the fuel mafia?

What does he do?

Runs a VAT scam.

Has he hurt anyone?

He wants to kill me.

I mean has he done anything?

Fuck me, she's sleeping with him.

Is that true?

We'd like you to help us nail him.

Now you'll have to decide if you're a cop or a gangster's piece of ass.

Today it's Marian and Zbyszek; Kamil and Adrian have training.

Hi there.

Kamil's almost your brother-in-law.

You must be dreaming.

Kamil even stirs his cocoa the wrong way.

Watch what you say, ok?

He's hooked up with your daughter, hasn't he?

- Yes? - Iwicia open up!

- Tell me where he is. - Who?

Tell me where.

Darek, isn't that gun a bit much?

Oh fuck!

Call that creep.

Iwona, tell that police officer to get over here.

Tell us where he is.

Two flights up. He ran when he heard you coming.

Then call him!

Come down. They know and just want to talk.

Kamil,

did your stork have a rubber on when it was flying around?

- Why? - Did you think I wouldn't find out?

- I don't understand one thing. - What don't you understand, ma'am?

Couldn't you have just told me that you were attracted to my daughter?

Why would I have anything against that?

Did you think you could hide it from me?

Dude, you'll never hide anything from me!

Once some cops I know were guarding a gangster's girl, and

she slept with one of them, and they tossed him off the force.

So?

Are you living together?

If we're to get married, we first have to get to know each other.

So, you're getting married?

Well yeah, I'm pregnant.

Fuck me... Pregnant?

I planned it; she didn't want it.

Congratulations, Iwcia, really.

That's just great, you know?

Fuckin' awesome, sweetie!

Don't forget to tell us the date of the wedding, all right?

Don't count on a reception. I just bought you an apartment.

I try to live on 2400.

You must be fucking nuts, kid.

Think! Do you even know this person?

Are you going to ruin your life?

Zdzisiek was drunk and fell in.

He wanted to get a sample to see if it was ready.

He fell in and sank to the bottom.

Crude has a specific gravity of 0.8. You can't swim in it.

Gentlemen we're dealing with a case of force majeure.

We can't call the police or they'll find the fuel mixing area.

The solution is to move the body.

Now we're talking.

Alek must move the body then call the police and tell them where it is.

And if they catch him?

He'll admit to moving his friend, but won't say where it happened.

For not saying where a crime happened he'll get a suspended sentence.

But you'll have to sign a confidentiality clause.

Fuck, cops.

Did you call the cops?

No.

Mr. Sugar, I'd never call them.

Give me the gun.

- Hello. - Hello.

You won't get out of it now.

Police.

About the oak.

The oak?

We got a report that you cut down a tree illegally.

Ah, the oak.

My lawyer's here and she'll explain everything.

We had to cut it down as it kept us from driving out.

By this much.

Have a good day.

We got an anonymous tip that there's a body inside.

392-06, we need backup.

Backup? What the fuck for? You're always calling for backup.

Fuck, I stepped into it.

Now we fucking do need backup.

392-06 Backup.

Send backup.

- Gebels. - Hi, I've just stepped into a corpse.

It happens.

I've done it a few times, too.

But I don't know what to do. I'm in it up to

my fucking ankles. Should I call technicians?

Step out of him. They'll secure your shoes,

but don't worry, they'll give them back later.

Fuck, I'll trash the shoes, and the socks and pants.

You can, but it's a shame to lose the shoes.

Congrats, first time I've seen meat taken off the ribs so cleanly.

There's the liver.

A liver's that small?

It's normal, but half is on your shoes.

The dead guy's family is here.

If someone observed us, they'd think we were fucked up. But

if we kept it all inside, we'd go fucking nuts doing this.

Caps!

Caps!

What is it?

Heniek, it's me the python. Come here, Sugar's bitten me.

No more mixing in barns.

We'll dig up the parking lot and bury the fodder wagons underground.

We'll put in a shitload of rebar to make sure it holds up.

We'll bleach 50 barrels at a time.

We'll access the gauges through the terrarium.

Through what?

For the python. He fucking ate the dog in the apartment.

You hook up the refrigeration unit to the hidden fodder wagon,

drive the tanker up, park, and nobody fucking knows you're mixing diesel.

Fuck!

Yeah, I know, you're hungry.

You bitch, you put bleach in the bottle?

Call for a doctor.

I'm out.

You haven't killed the cop.

We know about the fuel scam.

We've decided you can buy your way out.

Five million euros and you stay a friend of the club.

No.

But we can do this...

I'll take your nicknames,

write each on a slip of paper,

and toss them into my helmet.

Then I'll pick one,

and shoot him as an example.

The court will consider the motion for conditional

early release for Mrs. Malgorzata Bojka.

What do you have to say to the court?

I was 14.

I ran onto the balcony to escape him.

We lived on the second floor.

I sat there naked.

My father wanted to rape me.

He came out after me.

I jumped off the balcony.

Because of that, I couldn't have children.

They said I'd never have a baby.

You aren't punishing me.

My family's waiting for me.

I won't live long enough to make up for the time I wasn't with them.

It's they who are suffering.

My son...

and his daddy are suffering.

Please wait one hour for the verdict to be announced.

But my pass is ending.

Your release was rejected, and the court must change its verdict.

I'm very glad. I'll come for you.

All right, I'll be waiting.

I already miss you.

I'm beat after my night shift.

Get the fuck out of here, slut!

What did you say to me?

I said get the fuck out. Come in.

Mom, she's been fucking my friends.

Her text messages.

Fucking “Kisses, and goodnight, honey bunny.”

“Do you miss me yet?”

Please come in.

I invited your mother and brother.

What?

I want to tell you that your daughter's a common hooker.

Hooker? What's a hooker?

A whore.

Go ahead and read. Give me her phone, mom.

Get the fuck out or I'll call the police.

Are you nuts? And what, tell them that a policewoman is here?

If you act aggressive, they'll take you in.

Know what? You're stupid. Come on, dear, to hell with him.

I'm on the night shift, all my clothes are here. Besides,

I don't know if he'll let me back into the house.

Leave him, dear, you're no hooker.

- We're just fucking talking. - Don't get so upset.

We haven't had sex in a long time.

I'm disgusted because I don't know who's been screwing her.

Now we've talked.

Will you move out now?

If I were bigger, I'd punch you out.

How can you even say such things?

Want some breakfast??

Remek, pay the driver!

Who's that?

Are you screwing her?

Yeah, I was.

On Friday you'll get almost 40 arrests to carry out.

Code name is operation “Barrel.”

There'll be 46 addresses

and 39 individuals

from the gang led by Remigiusz Puchalski, alias “Sugar.”.

What are we arresting them for?

How about we find some evidence against them?

Do you know that the treasury loses 70 billion a year on VAT fraud?

And the money plus fines impact the budget?

We all know stolen VAT is never recovered as it disappears.

What does that mean?

That because of your laziness,

one day retirees will be getting pensions from bankrupt companies.

If we arrest 39 people, someone has to fucking talk.

I don't tolerate boorishness and I'm repulsed by vulgarity.

Don't put up with the tension and report other members of the group.

Better.

I've been told there will be arrests made of your group on Friday.

Do I get something for that?

Thank you.

The police will try using various forms of pressure such as:

Collaborate and you'll get better terms in exchange.

I need you to testify against other members or group leaders.

You'll wear fucking prison stripes for 12 years!

You've got 30 seconds to give me some fucking names!

You won't get a second chance!

I've got a waiting line of others willing.

Exactly. You cannot cave under pressure.

If you say nothing, you'll be freed.

The police have no hard evidence.

The only person who will one day be sentenced is Andrzej Rekawik.

Ok, show yourself.

But Andrzej knows that, it's part of his contract.

Each of you will get a lawyer.

But as we know we're in Poland and courts are inconsistent.

You may be ordered to be held temporarily.

But we don't worry about that,

you'll be paid for your silence and any time spent behind bars.

Don't give in and you'll be paid.

Half a million zlotys for sitting in the slammer.

Arthur Schopenhauer...

The world is full of people not worthy of being talked to.

Gents, I was supposed to open it.

You won't find anything there.

I'll just take some of my things.

Toothpaste and a toothbrush.

Fucking king of the tramps.

I'll get 100 million.

She drowned a newborn in the toilet.

She's out of it.

Get down from there!

Hear me?!

Let's go. Let's go.

Police, hit the ground!

Is it ok?

There's nobody here. Come on.

Give me a ladder!

Police! Get down! Police! Down, goddamn it!

Hey there, bitch? You're down!

I'm alive.

Take him away.

We're doing down.

Is your girl fucking someone?

Does your kid remember you?

It won't be long.

Officer, do you want me to shoot you?

Fine, if you don't want to, then we're going.

Small people

get great joy

from mistakes made by great people.

Mr. Lukasik?

Here!

How'd you get here?

- This man summoned me. - When?

Mr. Stuszek?

Mr. Kobylec?

Mr. Kowalczyk?

Mr. Wozniak?

Mr. Marciniak?

Mr. Urbanski?

Mr. Malczer?

Not guilty.

Of what?

Of anything.

I'm not guilty.

Not guilty.

Due to insufficient evidence the court will not hold these men.

There is a lack of evidence to support the charges made.

I assure you, we will not let you be.

Mama always said to treat others as they treated you.

Want to bite it?

You didn't have a chance,

but you took it anyway.

Judge Malwina Waniek.

Commander of the special group,

Deputy Inspector Tadeusz Scibor...

What sort of list is this?

5...4...3...2...1...

A kill list.

Let's continue.

Police.

Hello, I hit a woman.

What's that?

Sperm.

Very funny.

I built the squirrels a 200-meter tunnel.

See?

For you.

Kasia, please look after Alan.

Get the fuck out!

You're not my Remek anymore.

You were in prison, and I was lonely.

We're splitting up.

I stabbed a Gypsy who suffocated her baby.

I've done it once, I can do it again, and I will.

I know how it feels.

Get the fuck out of here.

For long?

I don't know.

Yes?

How many counts do I have?

11.

Which one carries the shortest sentence?

Running around with a chainsaw, but I can postpone it.

No, don't.

What do I have to do so they lock me up?

Go up to the prison gate. They have warrants for you.

- Are you sure, pal? - That's “sir” to you.

Here.

We're running out of protein.

Go get the fucking phone.

The kid's picking it up.

How's life?

When I got here I weighed 100.

Now I fuckin' weigh 110!

Prison's saved my life.

Hey, blondie. Want to have a son?

Carrot top! Gietek in number 5. Come see me.

Fuck yourself!

Want to get knocked up?

Fuck off, faggot!

Waska, the door!

Fear, grab your shit, you're moving.

Hi.

They stuck me with life.

I've got a shitload of time to serve, but I'm gonna appeal.

Show me your tit.

Show me that tit, please. Show me your tit.

Please show me that tit.

Please, show a little at least.

Show me, show me, show the tit, tit, tit, tit, please!

Show it.

Let me lick it.

Will you send me your panties?

I'll put just my fingers in. Please.

Yes?

Remigiusz Puchalski.

What do you want?

To serve out my sentence.

Hold on.

Puchalski... all right, you're on the list and you're wanted.

Are you sure you want to do time?

Yes.

Come back in an hour; we have to finish dinner.

If you want to earn 10,000 a month, please come to the gate.

Baby lion, three letters?

Insulin for working out.

I'll take the shoes.

Remigiusz, the warden invites you for coffee in 15 minutes.

Marcin, he's in the fuel gang.

When you've got cash you can be fucking Mother Teresa.

You've got an hour.

For what?

To get the fuck out.

Of the cell?

Of this prison.

But I live here.

I don't even have anywhere to go.

Hey...

Instead of throwing me out you could give me a job.

Fuck these righteous gangsters. I'll kill every fuckin' one of them.

Marcin, we're pals.

I don't even fuckin' know you.

Want to fuckin' die?

Want me to kill one for ya?

Fuck it, I've got fuckin' life.

I'm waitin' for orders.

I'm here because that prick wants to kidnap your kid.

He doesn't think I know German. I heard him talking on the phone.

Make fucking sense. Who wants to kidnap him?

What the fuck is going on here?

Put that camera away.

Let go of me.

Rafal, there are lots of people recording you right now.

Get in the patrol car for insulting and attacking an officer.

Back off, ma'am. My partner's a real hothead.

Let go of me.

What a fuck up. This looks like a pogo dance.

She deserves a warning and screw it.

Fuck no, she's getting charged.

However, please put away the Tazer.

He zapped himself.

Who ordered you to kidnap my child?

Gosia, take it easy. He looks like that kid in “Mask.”

Go to the car, boys and leave the two of us alone.

Don't leave me with him.

I'll talk!

I was told to grab the kid by the motorcycle gang,

that's got it in for Sugar.

I'm sorry.

Remigiusz, you really can't keep a python here, it's too dangerous.

Please find another animal.

What if she won't fuck me?

They've been in 5 to 7 years.

We even have to slice their sausage for them.

Write her something.

What?

I don't know.

Tell her a joke.

Know when Pinocchio found out he was made of wood?

When caught fire jacking off.

Know when Pinocchio jacked off?

When he caught fire.

Get lost!

What's that?

I made it out of bread for you.

- Oh geez. - They make fuckin' chessmen, stars,

and these fuckin' hearts.

Yeah.

You're strong.

You're really bulked. Do you train in here?

You know.

Say something funny?

When they were takin' me to court there were snipers on the roof.

Fuckin' protectin' me. That was fuckin' funny.

Fuck me.

I get out soon.

I wrote you a poem.

Look out ladies here comes Mr. Mercedes.

Ania's the cleanest tramp right after the tongue of the champ.

Well, that fucking floored me.

Sorry, come here.

Remigiusz, you'll all be working renovating the rehab center.

The president will help you.

Zdzislaw.

Come in.

Remigiusz, what time shall I order lunch?

Get the fuck out.

Fuck it!

Mama.

Mama.

Mama.

Fuck, what a cool pigeon.

Thank you.

- Look, what a beast. - Don't worry, I grip it tightly.

Mix the bait with water.

Where the fuck do I get water?

- Where can buy some water? - Over there.

Hello.

- Police. - Why are you running away?

Too much stress.

Easy, show us your ID.

I don't have one.

- Name? - Marcin Opalka.

- Father's name. - Jan.

- Mother's name? - Marian.

We work on the outs.

I left for 30 minutes to see my son.

Alan was born in prison. I don't ask for

visits so it doesn't bring back bad memories.

Could you not make a big deal of this?

Don't call him in!

See the first time we met?

We were looking at death.

We felt its presence.

We accepted it.

We're the couple that death spared.

Suspended in silence.

I hear your voice.

I didn't want to fall in love.

But it was stronger than death.

Don't worry about it.

The policewoman gave them your kill list. They're all to get protection.

I'm not on it, am I?

You made a typo in the report.

You wrote Zyrardow with a small letter.

Sir, you read one case eight hours. I have

50 in the same time. How am I to do it?

But your results have also dropped. Last year you had 70%.

No results, no bonus.

I see.

I wrote Zyrardow with a small letter because it's a small city.

Boo!

- Oh fuck! - Oh! Fine for cursing.

But why, ma'am?

All right, get fucking lost. You got a fucking Chinese warning.

Still want to make 50 thousand?

Help me recycle her.

Or toss her off the force.

Mama!

Hi.

Want us to take him?

I didn't hit her.

Pack your ass into the patrol car, or I'll help you do it.

I love her.

If you're so brave, you can test yourself on me.

It hurts!

Help!

Save me, save me!

Cunts, gestapo!

We'll take him where the others. Kill him, no one will look for him.

- I didn't do anything.

- Move it Ferdinand the bull, no one's going to drag you so far.

He's shit himself.

You fucking shitbag, I'll make it Christmas today and let you go.

But if I come for you again, there won't be any trial.

I'll take you to a dumpster, put your head inside and shoot you.

You'll pay for all the crimes against your wife.

Hania, got a customer for you.

Let the handcuffs go.

What the fuck does “let go” mean?

You'll let more shit go in a minute.

We can loosen them at most.

They beat me terribly.

Sit quietly, respect yourself.

The police officers are just doing their jobs.

Cover our asses before he dies in the holding cell.

Oh, you cunts!

The pepper spray fucked him up. He thought it was the ground floor.

He's depressed.

He's lost his money, and we have...

a big mortgage to pay off.

If you testify he beat you, they'll fire him as a tax inspector.

Do you want him to leave you?

You'll bring up the kid alone?

You'll kill yourself doing that.

You'll be fucking dead.

What should I do?

Testify that you saw the policewoman beating him.

Fuck it, you have to think about yourself.

Hi.

Mama!

What?

You got a summons from the police.

What fucking summons? I haven't done anything.

As a guest at our wedding.

Sweetie!

What's this?

My tire shop.

- He's got a garage? - Yeah.

I became pals with a gangster while I was guarding him.

He let me be a witness, and said I was a clever boy.

“Why don't you take over my tire shop?”

And he looked like a normal dude.

You've got it together.

But I'm going on compensation because I smashed my finger.

I'll try to say it was while on duty.

- The middle fuck you finger. - Fucking awful.

Darek!

Congratulations!

Officer...

I see you've had the best results.

Please just tell me why you beat people as you do.

I have never struck anyone.

I use only direct measures of force.

We'll see.

You are suspended.

Officers from the Internal Affairs Office will take you to the prosecutor,

where you'll be charged with exceeding your

powers and failure to fulfill your duties.

They've dropped protection from people on the list.

Because?

Budget cuts.

Since Sugar's in prison, they decided the danger has passed.

- What time is it? - Quarter to six.

Ow, that hurts!

Get off me, dude.

What's with you anyway?

I really screwed up my leg.

Ow, it hurts!

Was the prosecutor happy when you baptized him?

Fuck that.

He started fuckin' yelling at me. All pissed off at me and shit.

What am I, tomato soup that everyone fuckin' likes?

What do you want as a reward?

Arrange it so I can fuck Ania.

She's a fuckin' homie.

You and the warden are tight. Maybe he'll give you a pass.

Quiet, Yakuza.

Hi.

Quiet. If gran knows I've got a guy, she won't sign the flat over to me.

Where's granny?

What the fuck are you doing?

You're squealing, so he's protecting you.

Wait.

What a fucked up animal.

Fuck me. Yakuza!

I think he quit.

Oh fuck!

What?

He shit right dead into my shoe.

Ania?

Yes, granny, it's me.

- What, can't you sleep? - No, I couldn't.

Come on, granny, come on.

Oh fuck, it's Daniec.

Who's Daniec?

Did he hurt anyone?

We've got to nail this Sugar. Let's arrest him.

Arrest him? In prison?

We'll say it's a special case.

He's in for something else, but he's directing a gang from inside.

We want to arrest him, and his address now is prison.

What's wrong?

Gimme a break.

She's pretty and a good fuck, but she's a fuckin' airhead.

What happened?

She's a fuckin' dimwit.

What happened?

Fuck, she's a goddamned idiot.

What happened, Marcin?

Fuck, dude.

My favorite, Daniec, was on TV.

So this dumb cunt asks me who the fuck Daniec is.

How the fuck can you not know who Daniec is?

Fuck.

Police! Police! Down now!

Mister...

How the fuck did you get a parrot into your cell?

She landed on the window sill, so I kept it.

What are you drawing?

A church.

All right...

show me your legs.

You don't have to show anything.

But I have nothing to hide.

Look who I found in prison.

Marcinek.

Causing trouble again?

No, not me.

His complicator kicked in.

Show me your leg.

And the other one?

I won't show it.

Why?

It's dirty.

Marcin...

Got a brain?

Then think, man. You want to end up hanging?

Like that parrot.

Don't try scaring me.

Ghosts are for scaring.

If you want to charge me with something, do it.

I'm fucked anyway.

I'm doing life already.

Marcin...

What's happened to you?

Jacek, I've got a lawyer now.

I provoked my husband.

He'd switch, beat me then be good. The tension was hard to bear.

I sped up the beating to again have a honeymoon.

It's good now.

He's my husband.

I have to help him get back on his feet.

I took out another loan for him yesterday.

Who told you to fuck me over?

Somalia, head of the investigative unit.

I don't know if it matters, but they brought

the thug who killed your girlfriends mother,

and put her to prison.

Why'd you put my girl in prison?

Why do you do such bad things?

Slawek, turn on the hot water.

Yes?

Hello, will you take us to a party?

Not a chance.

How about if we pay you?

Why won't you give us a statement?

But officer.

Very strange, they did not want to give us a ride.

Yet 20 hours earlier in this same patrol car

They drove their fellow policewoman to a drunken police party.

You face disciplinary action.

I was at the party for 30 minutes after working hours.

If you do this, I'll lose all my extras and bonuses.

Do you know I pay 1280 for my son's therapy?

How much does that leave me?

1700?

Forget bonuses and extras. You'll be demoted from chief to assistant.

Internal affairs has learned that your son is nine.

Your protected period has ended.

You'll have to pull emergency night shifts.

How? That conflicts with the criminal code.

You can't leave a child alone at night if he's under 13.

I give him to my mother days.

If you call me in at 3:00 a.m., I'll have to work three hours.

If he falls out the balcony, I'll do time for not watching him.

Maybe you're not cut out for police work.

Sugar leaves prison in a week, and since

they can't sentence him for his crimes,

We'll sentence him for yours.

You borrow money from him and use to organize the theft of VAT.

You say you got the cash from him, and we

lock him up for financing criminal activity.

Will I get something out of this?

No?

You won't do any hard time.

Can you withdraw the charges against the policewoman from Zyrardow?

Why'd you help me?

I don't know.

Maybe you're worth it.

What's up with Sugar?

Nothing.

We don't have any ideas on how to put him away.

Thanks for your help.

You've got a second chance.

Do something good with it.

Why should I lend you money if I can make money on fuel?

I won't earn money on fuel. I'll buy cellphones abroad.

I'll sell them to Polish companies, steal the VAT, then the

companies will sell the phones abroad for the same price.

Who'd buy phones for 100 million to sell them for the same price?

Everyone.

Directors of state-owned companies, supermarket directors. Know why?

Increases their turnover, raising the value of the firm.

At year's end they get a dividend.

The tax inspectors will destroy them.

No, they won't.

Tax inspectors also get a bonus on the VAT that's added on.

Stealing from the treasury will be in everyone's interest.

They'll never leave us alone. This will drag on.

We're leaving.

Coming with us?

Go to the car rental firm,

rent a car,

meet with my mother,

and take Alan from her.

I'll tell you where to go with him.

In jail I met the guy who killed your mother.

He said your father hired him to do it.

But don't worry about it.

I'll cleanse you of that.

When we leave I'm founding a church.

I love you both.

What do you want?

To talk. I'm leaving.

Then talk.

The world is my imagination.

I'm going for a cigarette.

But you don't smoke.

Hey princess, which castle do you haunt?

Your horse is too small to get there.

I'll get there on the night shift when we get stoked.

Suffer from “no-lay” syndrome?

Just want to be friends; we were supposed to be partners.

I don't have any friends.

Company, attenhut!

Right face!

Fucking frutti di mare.

Fruit from the sea.

Darek...

What was the reason you hooked up with me, my kids?

Yeah.

Well, fuck me.

I could see a mile away they needed a father.

Do you plan on having a third kid with me?

That's why I stayed.

My father is selling me his flat for cash.

Come in.

Your identification, please.

Give it, daddy.

Thank you.

This day, June 14, 2016...

It's now or fucking never.

What?

A baby.

You're too fast, woman. I have to think about it.

You can't. It's now or never.

Why do you suddenly want to have a baby?

If you want I can ask the doctor

to put in a stitch; it'll make it tighter.

Olka.

Shoot!

All right.

Darek...

Just don't use blanks.

Call me sniper.

I wondered why Ladder rented a car on the same day Sugar was killed.

Check the GPS data from the car company.

She went to the woods.

Why'd she go to the sticks?

There's nothing here.

A drive with the kid?

She fucking cooked it up...

Don't worry, it's a routine search.

We're looking for something that'll explain how your partner died.