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-It's the big day today.
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-Eh yes !
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Uh ... wait. Why ?
-The presentation
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you report to M. Specklin.
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Parliamentary committee, 10 a.m.
-Ah yes of course !
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-Do you know what it is?
-Of course!
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-All in good time !
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Samy?
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-Uh ... Drop it,
I'll take the next one!
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Damn, piss off!
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-1 minute 30?
-Yes. They say you have to recap
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all aspects of the proposal ...
-It's way too long!
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What will I say
for 1 minute 30 minutes?
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1 minute...
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and 30 seconds!
-Yeah yeah yeah...
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We will find solutions.
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I'm sure there is a site
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who gives us speeches ...
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Michel, how are you?
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Michel? Michel!
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-Here ! It’s not even 10 seconds!
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Not even 10 seconds!
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So 1 minute 30, hello!
-Ok I know !
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We can greet everyone,
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to save some time.
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-It's a good idea.
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-Yeah?
-The Cypriots always do that.
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It takes forever!
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Time.
-Of course. Hop.
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-Its good ?
-Yes it's good. Ready ?
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-Yes.
-Go, go.
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-Mister President...
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Ladies and gentlemen
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the vice-presidents ...
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Gentlemen
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MPs...
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Ladies
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and gentlemen representatives
of the Committee of the Regions ...
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How much is that there?
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-21 seconds.
-Ho there!
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Notice, suddenly, sometimes,
when I'm stuck or ...
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-Yeah?
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-I say a sentence in Danish
that I learned ...
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I would rather tell you
that it has its small effect!
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-OK !
-It does a little ...
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- Must see. This is...
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Someone's knocking at the door.
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-No, Michel!
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It's okay, it's Torsten.
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He is the assistant of Ingeborg,
our political adviser.
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-Torsten, Michel. Michel, Torsten.
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- Apparently, we don't even have the right
to mention finning!
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-The ?
-Finning.
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It is a practice which consists
in cutting the fins of sharks.
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And they really sell them in China.
Apparently, it has virtues on ...
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In short.
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-Bye !
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Bye !
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*-Mister President...
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*Ladies and gentlemen
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* the vice-presidents ...
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* And you, down ...
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* Lambda MPs ...
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* And then, of course, our assistants ...
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* Little hands of Europe ...
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* Without whom, it must be recognized,
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* all this would not be possible.
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* We must also thank Cédric!
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* Now without further ado ...
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Clap of hands.
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...
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In Catalan.
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Dispute.
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-Oh damn !
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...
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-It must start all over
from the beginning, there?
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-(Michel !)
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(Finish!)
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-Ah yes, finning!
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*Good. Finning ...
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* It's when we cut
the fins of a shark ...
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-Oh fuck...
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* - To sell them to the Chinese!
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*Eh yes !
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* To China ...
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* Who is not in Europe!
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* It only remains for me
to wish you a nice day.
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Fuck, piss off!
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-Samy?
-Oui?
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-You seem busy ...
-No, I ...
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I unsubscribe from newsletters ...
-Perfect.
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You're ready
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to face the Invincible Armada.
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-What is that ?
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-A reference ... historic.
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-But what is that?
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-European fisheries policy
is the heir to the rights of the sea,
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du juscogens, de Grote,
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of the jurisprudence
of the courts of Admiralty.
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She rests
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on a fine, meticulous balance,
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built during
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decades of legal development.
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It is a treasure of civilization ...
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on which you came to put
your clumsy fingers
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and misguided inconsistent adolescent.
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-Well sorry, I ...
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-Following
your amendment on finning,
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the spanish have reopened
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all litigation
in the area of fishing
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since the Versailles Treaty of 1783.
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Result: 1,492 amendments.
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-The cow ! And is that
what I'm supposed to find a compromise on?
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-The negotiation meeting
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with the other groups
is set for tomorrow morning.
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-Tomorrow morning ?
-Try not to open
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another sardine war.
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-Ah, isn't that a joke?
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-Oh no...
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This is not a joke.
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Rose ?
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Shit !
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-Ah! He seems nice ! Hello, Maurice!
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My name is Samy,
I am Michel Specklin's assistant ...
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Yes...
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-I thought about it, but this thing, I ...
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I say to myself,
"Shit, but why the sharks
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and not the dolphins? "
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It's racism, you know.
-No but wait ...
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Politically, it sucks,
your shark story.
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-What do you mean ?
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-Imagine...
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You put it to a vote, Parliament rejects it.
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People will fall on you like,
"They don't give a damn about animals ..."
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-OK.
-On the contrary, you submit it,
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it goes, it's even worse!
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Because there, people, they will say,
"Damn, they really have nothing to do,
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take care of damn shark fins?
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It's the migration crisis, the whole mess,
and the guys, they ... "See?
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It fuels anti-European sentiment,
it's not ...
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Say, don't you want to run away
with your weird boyfriend?
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-But he's not my friend, eh!
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-I would like to go on the attack there.
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I think my chances are pretty good
tonight.
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-Ah ?
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-Wait, there are a lot of older guys
with younger girls!
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-Yeah yeah...
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-When you're in love,
years don't count!
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Yep!
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Look at Trump there. He has Slovenian!
-Oh yeah !
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Yeah...
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-Every morning,
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I arrive earlier so I can
be with her at the elevator.
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You see ?
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Her little fresh skin, there!
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Her fresh little lips!
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Then I put myself behind
to watch her thighs, there ...
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Her little thighs all ...
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-Fresh?
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-Yeah. Yeah, that's it !
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Fuck, I could bite into it!
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- Frankly,
I think it is not in condition there.
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-On the contrary !
There, precisely, it is ripe!
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It's time to pick it!
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-It's not great
to talk about women like that.
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-Say, would you like to go,
please? Because that ...
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-And my amendment on finning?
- I'll take care of your amendment.
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Count on me,
it will pass like butter.
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-You promise ?
-Yes, I promise!
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Huh? Just go.
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-Yeah.
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-Hi!
-Hi!
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-Hello !
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Maurice !
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Didn't you hear me?
I called you.
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Ready for negotiation?
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It will ?
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After you.
-Go ahead.
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Have a good day.
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Torsten, damn!
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Sorry, you are walking on my ...
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-What was that ?
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-This was Maurice,
my political adviser.
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-Your political advisor hates you.
-He hates me ?
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No no !
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He's a little tense, but ...
Thank you.
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Where are we going?
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-Shut up.
-Okay.
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Cries in German.
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...
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Can you count to 4?
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-Um yes.
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-This is the meeting router.
When I give you the "1" sign,
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you pass the sheet 1 to your deputy
so that he reads it.
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When I give you the sign "2",
you pass it card 2.
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When I make you the sign "3" ...
-Yes, I think I understand, it's ...
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But wait, are
you doing this with all the MPs?
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Are you watching your political opponents?
But it's not normal to do that!
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We are not in China,
we are not in Brazil ...
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-I don't need to watch them,
they are excessively predictable.
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The Conservatives want
nothing to change,
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that's why
they are called conservatives.
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Socialists are obsessed
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through employment: less finning,
fewer fishermen, fewer jobs.
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The Greens should follow you,
they love everything that breathes.
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Except that...
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- Sharks are not breathing, yes.
I read a Wikipedia article.
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In fact,
they are not breathing properly ...
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Isn't that the subject? Okay.
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-Good, come on! Count to 4.
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-It's just to humiliate me, actually ...
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1, 2, 3, 4.
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-Wonderful !
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-For the European right,
the amendment on finning
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goes too far.
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Fin fishing
on the Atlantic coast
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represents a turnover
of almost ...
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10 million euros.
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And it is for that
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that we are simply asking for
the withdrawal of this amendment.
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Thank you.
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-I would like to remind
the Conservative colleague
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that his party
was in government
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at the signing of the Rio convention
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on the protection of marine fauna
in 1992 ...
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And that the minister who affixed it
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his signature at the time
is today the Prime Minister ...
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and, incidentally, the leader of his party.
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-For the socialist group,
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the important thing is to preserve
the employment of fishermen.
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And requesting the withdrawal of this amendment
is above all to protect employment
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in coastal regions.
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-I would point out to the socialist colleague
that if fishery production
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in his circronscrip ...
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In his circron ...
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- "Constituency".
- "Constituency"!
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It's not ...
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-Yes, it's a word from adults.
-Yes Yes.
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... down more than 25%,
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she will be eligible
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for the European
globalization and retraining adjustment fund .
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A windfall
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9 million ...
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... euros
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at the disposal of the regional government
of Catalonia ...
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and its socialist majority!
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-A little coffee, Michel?
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- Willingly, yes.
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-Oops there!
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-Ho there!
-I am clumsy !
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My mother always says
"two left hands"!
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-No but it's nothing!
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It's nothing !
-I will repai one in the cafeteria.
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-Yes...
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There, there ... -
Sorry.
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-Well...
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-Michel...
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- "Meet at 1pm ..."
-No, just before.
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-Oh no ! Yes !
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Pardon.
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Now,
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your strategy
is to embarrass the Greens!
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-But not at all !
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What are you implying?
These are unacceptable innuendos!
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Debate in Spanish.
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...
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-Please !
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...
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Per favor !
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Per favor, oh !
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OK ? Well !
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Not possible, what!
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Michel, please, finish.
-Eh?
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-You wanted to tell us something there.
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Go for it !
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-Uh ...
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Michel declaims his Danish poem.
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...
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Thank you.
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