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-It's the big day today.

-Eh yes !

Uh ... wait. Why ? -The presentation

you report to M. Specklin.

Parliamentary committee, 10 a.m. -Ah yes of course !

-Do you know what it is? -Of course!

-All in good time !

Samy?

-Uh ... Drop it, I'll take the next one!

Damn, piss off!

-1 minute 30? -Yes. They say you have to recap

all aspects of the proposal ... -It's way too long!

What will I say for 1 minute 30 minutes?

1 minute...

and 30 seconds! -Yeah yeah yeah...

We will find solutions.

I'm sure there is a site

who gives us speeches ...

Michel, how are you?

Michel? Michel!

-Here ! It’s not even 10 seconds!

Not even 10 seconds!

So 1 minute 30, hello! -Ok I know !

We can greet everyone,

to save some time.

-It's a good idea.

-Yeah? -The Cypriots always do that.

It takes forever!

Time. -Of course. Hop.

-Its good ? -Yes it's good. Ready ?

-Yes. -Go, go.

-Mister President...

Ladies and gentlemen

the vice-presidents ...

Gentlemen

MPs...

Ladies

and gentlemen representatives of the Committee of the Regions ...

How much is that there?

-21 seconds. -Ho there!

Notice, suddenly, sometimes, when I'm stuck or ...

-Yeah?

-I say a sentence in Danish that I learned ...

I would rather tell you that it has its small effect!

-OK ! -It does a little ...

- Must see. This is...

Someone's knocking at the door.

-No, Michel!

It's okay, it's Torsten.

He is the assistant of Ingeborg, our political adviser.

-Torsten, Michel. Michel, Torsten.

- Apparently, we don't even have the right to mention finning!

-The ? -Finning.

It is a practice which consists in cutting the fins of sharks.

And they really sell them in China. Apparently, it has virtues on ...

In short.

-Bye !

Bye !

*-Mister President...

*Ladies and gentlemen

* the vice-presidents ...

* And you, down ...

* Lambda MPs ...

* And then, of course, our assistants ...

* Little hands of Europe ...

* Without whom, it must be recognized,

* all this would not be possible.

* We must also thank Cédric!

* Now without further ado ...

Clap of hands.

...

In Catalan.

Dispute.

-Oh damn !

...

-It must start all over from the beginning, there?

-(Michel !)

(Finish!)

-Ah yes, finning!

*Good. Finning ...

* It's when we cut the fins of a shark ...

-Oh fuck...

* - To sell them to the Chinese!

*Eh yes !

* To China ...

* Who is not in Europe!

* It only remains for me to wish you a nice day.

Fuck, piss off!

-Samy? -Oui?

-You seem busy ... -No, I ...

I unsubscribe from newsletters ... -Perfect.

You're ready

to face the Invincible Armada.

-What is that ?

-A reference ... historic.

-But what is that?

-European fisheries policy is the heir to the rights of the sea,

du juscogens, de Grote,

of the jurisprudence of the courts of Admiralty.

She rests

on a fine, meticulous balance,

built during

decades of legal development.

It is a treasure of civilization ...

on which you came to put your clumsy fingers

and misguided inconsistent adolescent.

-Well sorry, I ...

-Following your amendment on finning,

the spanish have reopened

all litigation in the area of ​​fishing

since the Versailles Treaty of 1783.

Result: 1,492 amendments.

-The cow ! And is that what I'm supposed to find a compromise on?

-The negotiation meeting

with the other groups is set for tomorrow morning.

-Tomorrow morning ? -Try not to open

another sardine war.

-Ah, isn't that a joke?

-Oh no...

This is not a joke.

Rose ?

Shit !

-Ah! He seems nice ! Hello, Maurice!

My name is Samy, I am Michel Specklin's assistant ...

Yes...

-I thought about it, but this thing, I ...

I say to myself, "Shit, but why the sharks

and not the dolphins? "

It's racism, you know. -No but wait ...

Politically, it sucks, your shark story.

-What do you mean ?

-Imagine...

You put it to a vote, Parliament rejects it.

People will fall on you like, "They don't give a damn about animals ..."

-OK. -On the contrary, you submit it,

it goes, it's even worse!

Because there, people, they will say, "Damn, they really have nothing to do,

take care of damn shark fins?

It's the migration crisis, the whole mess, and the guys, they ... "See?

It fuels anti-European sentiment, it's not ...

Say, don't you want to run away with your weird boyfriend?

-But he's not my friend, eh!

-I would like to go on the attack there.

I think my chances are pretty good tonight.

-Ah ?

-Wait, there are a lot of older guys with younger girls!

-Yeah yeah...

-When you're in love, years don't count!

Yep!

Look at Trump there. He has Slovenian! -Oh yeah !

Yeah...

-Every morning,

I arrive earlier so I can be with her at the elevator.

You see ?

Her little fresh skin, there!

Her fresh little lips!

Then I put myself behind to watch her thighs, there ...

Her little thighs all ...

-Fresh?

-Yeah. Yeah, that's it !

Fuck, I could bite into it!

- Frankly, I think it is not in condition there.

-On the contrary ! There, precisely, it is ripe!

It's time to pick it!

-It's not great to talk about women like that.

-Say, would you like to go, please? Because that ...

-And my amendment on finning? - I'll take care of your amendment.

Count on me, it will pass like butter.

-You promise ? -Yes, I promise!

Huh? Just go.

-Yeah.

-Hi! -Hi!

-Hello !

Maurice !

Didn't you hear me? I called you.

Ready for negotiation?

It will ?

After you. -Go ahead.

Have a good day.

Torsten, damn!

Sorry, you are walking on my ...

-What was that ?

-This was Maurice, my political adviser.

-Your political advisor hates you. -He hates me ?

No no !

He's a little tense, but ... Thank you.

Where are we going?

-Shut up. -Okay.

Cries in German.

...

Can you count to 4?

-Um yes.

-This is the meeting router. When I give you the "1" sign,

you pass the sheet 1 to your deputy so that he reads it.

When I give you the sign "2", you pass it card 2.

When I make you the sign "3" ... -Yes, I think I understand, it's ...

But wait, are you doing this with all the MPs?

Are you watching your political opponents? But it's not normal to do that!

We are not in China, we are not in Brazil ...

-I don't need to watch them, they are excessively predictable.

The Conservatives want nothing to change,

that's why they are called conservatives.

Socialists are obsessed

through employment: less finning, fewer fishermen, fewer jobs.

The Greens should follow you, they love everything that breathes.

Except that...

- Sharks are not breathing, yes. I read a Wikipedia article.

In fact, they are not breathing properly ...

Isn't that the subject? Okay.

-Good, come on! Count to 4.

-It's just to humiliate me, actually ...

1, 2, 3, 4.

-Wonderful !

-For the European right, the amendment on finning

goes too far.

Fin fishing on the Atlantic coast

represents a turnover of almost ...

10 million euros.

And it is for that

that we are simply asking for the withdrawal of this amendment.

Thank you.

-I would like to remind the Conservative colleague

that his party was in government

at the signing of the Rio convention

on the protection of marine fauna in 1992 ...

And that the minister who affixed it

his signature at the time is today the Prime Minister ...

and, incidentally, the leader of his party.

-For the socialist group,

the important thing is to preserve the employment of fishermen.

And requesting the withdrawal of this amendment is above all to protect employment

in coastal regions.

-I would point out to the socialist colleague that if fishery production

in his circronscrip ...

In his circron ...

- "Constituency". - "Constituency"!

It's not ...

-Yes, it's a word from adults. -Yes Yes.

... down more than 25%,

she will be eligible

for the European globalization and retraining adjustment fund .

A windfall

9 million ...

... euros

at the disposal of the regional government of Catalonia ...

and its socialist majority!

-A little coffee, Michel?

- Willingly, yes.

-Oops there!

-Ho there! -I am clumsy !

My mother always says "two left hands"!

-No but it's nothing!

It's nothing ! -I will repai one in the cafeteria.

-Yes...

There, there ... - Sorry.

-Well...

-Michel...

- "Meet at 1pm ..." -No, just before.

-Oh no ! Yes !

Pardon.

Now,

your strategy is to embarrass the Greens!

-But not at all !

What are you implying? These are unacceptable innuendos!

Debate in Spanish.

...

-Please !

...

Per favor !

Per favor, oh !

OK ? Well !

Not possible, what!

Michel, please, finish. -Eh?

-You wanted to tell us something there.

Go for it !

-Uh ...

Michel declaims his Danish poem.

...

Thank you.

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