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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,999 ♪ Demis Roussos' Forever And Ever playing ♪ 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 ♪ 3 00:00:17,875 --> 00:00:21,791 ♪ Ever and ever, forever and ever ♪ 4 00:00:21,792 --> 00:00:25,874 ♪ You'll be the one ♪ 5 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:29,249 ♪ That shines in me ♪ 6 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:34,374 ♪ Like the morning sun ♪ 7 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:52,792 Wake up. 8 00:00:56,792 --> 00:00:58,292 Good morning! 9 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,333 10 00:01:04,625 --> 00:01:05,792 That's a good leg. 11 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,666 ‐ Okay, fine. 12 00:01:08,667 --> 00:01:10,375 But we have to be fast. 13 00:01:12,875 --> 00:01:14,374 Are you close? 14 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:15,916 I really can't start sweating, baby. 15 00:01:15,917 --> 00:01:17,667 ‐ Yeah, I'm working on it, darling. 16 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,082 ‐ Okay. ‐ 17 00:01:21,083 --> 00:01:22,791 ‐ Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready. 18 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:24,292 I'm so sorry. 19 00:01:25,208 --> 00:01:26,874 It's so bright in here, too. It's just‐‐ 20 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,083 And then your sweat. 21 00:01:29,208 --> 00:01:30,916 I'm sorry. You can watch me, though. 22 00:01:30,917 --> 00:01:32,124 Watch me! 23 00:01:32,125 --> 00:01:34,208 ‐ Yeah, okay, that's romantic. 24 00:01:39,417 --> 00:01:40,750 ‐ What the hell? 25 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,582 Oh my God. Shit! 26 00:01:43,583 --> 00:01:46,167 Shit! Shit! 27 00:01:46,542 --> 00:01:48,042 Oh my God. Shit! 28 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,791 My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case. 29 00:01:50,792 --> 00:01:51,958 Shit! 30 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,083 Oh my God. Shit! Shit! 31 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:59,082 No offense, Ny‐Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy 32 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:01,082 coming before, you know. 33 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,625 Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem. 34 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:07,041 And don't say it's like the age thing. Because I've had older boyfriends. 35 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,457 ‐ It's the age thing. ‐ Not the age thing. 36 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:10,708 ‐ 37 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,207 It's not you, it's me. 38 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:15,082 ‐ Yeah, no shit. 39 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:17,499 ‐ I meant it's you, it's not me. 40 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:20,833 ‐ You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious. 41 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:22,291 ‐ Hey, Misty. 42 00:02:22,292 --> 00:02:23,625 ‐ What? 43 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:25,750 ‐ Will you kill me? ‐ Nyles! 44 00:02:26,417 --> 00:02:30,166 Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable, 45 00:02:30,167 --> 00:02:33,999 but please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay. 46 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,374 Because this is truly a sacred day, 47 00:02:36,375 --> 00:02:37,832 and it doesn't belong to us. 48 00:02:37,833 --> 00:02:40,000 This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe. 49 00:02:42,500 --> 00:02:43,750 You gonna be happy? 50 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:45,750 Are you gonna be smiley? 51 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,082 That's a weird smile. 52 00:02:48,083 --> 00:02:52,957 ♪ 53 00:02:56,375 --> 00:03:00,124 ♪ 54 00:03:03,042 --> 00:03:04,042 Whoo! 55 00:03:05,458 --> 00:03:06,875 Ha ha. 56 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:10,374 Shukran. 57 00:03:10,375 --> 00:03:12,207 Good day so far? 58 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:15,666 ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 59 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,749 You? ‐ Today is young. 60 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:19,375 Ask me again at the end. 61 00:03:20,917 --> 00:03:22,583 Anything can happen. 62 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,916 ‐ Not today, sauce pot. 63 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:26,499 That's a nice try, though. 64 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:31,333 ♪ 65 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:44,041 ♪ 66 00:03:44,042 --> 00:03:45,916 ‐ How gorgeous are these two? 67 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:48,792 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys? 68 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,666 But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 69 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,582 we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐ 70 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,457 ‐ No, come on, throw me a bone. 71 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:56,875 This isn't the day for moderation. 72 00:03:57,333 --> 00:03:58,541 ‐ It's not good wine. 73 00:03:58,542 --> 00:03:59,542 ‐ I don't care. 74 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:03,999 ‐ Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage: 75 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,416 love and commitment. 76 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:08,957 Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone, 77 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:12,582 and we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right? 78 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:15,249 And commitment is the state 79 00:04:15,250 --> 00:04:18,207 or quality of being dedicated to a cause, 80 00:04:18,208 --> 00:04:20,250 activity, et cetera. 81 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,750 ‐ Oh, she's done. 82 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:27,874 Whoo! 83 00:04:27,875 --> 00:04:29,332 Thank you. 84 00:04:29,333 --> 00:04:31,791 I love you guys. Um, so without further ado, 85 00:04:31,792 --> 00:04:34,166 I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister 86 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:35,417 of the bride, Sarah. 87 00:04:38,083 --> 00:04:39,417 ‐ Get on up there, peanut. 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,207 ‐ No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech. 89 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,416 ‐ Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor. 90 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:45,999 It's‐‐ it's your main job. 91 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,957 ‐ She's been drinking, Howard. 92 00:04:47,958 --> 00:04:49,000 ‐ Sarah. 93 00:04:54,125 --> 00:04:57,082 ‐ Bonsoir, mi família 94 00:04:57,083 --> 00:04:58,499 et amici! 95 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,457 - ‐ Who is that? - Nyles, what are you doing? 96 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,041 ‐ Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love. 97 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:04,541 ‐ What are you talking about? No, no, no, no. 98 00:05:04,542 --> 00:05:06,249 No, no, no, no, no. ‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes. 99 00:05:06,250 --> 00:05:07,499 ‐ Who's this guy? ‐ Misty's boyfriend. 100 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,624 Why is he dressed for a luau? 101 00:05:09,625 --> 00:05:11,458 Oh my God, Nyles. 102 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,500 We are born 103 00:05:15,417 --> 00:05:16,791 lost. 104 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:19,624 Then... we're found, 105 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:22,249 but we're all just lost, am I right? 106 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,541 ‐ Oh my God. 107 00:05:23,542 --> 00:05:26,249 ‐ However, in the darkness 108 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,292 comes light. 109 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:32,541 Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen, 110 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:34,874 - who do not look like siblings. - ‐ 111 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:37,832 You see, their optimism, their selflessness, 112 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:39,250 it's in their blood. 113 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:41,000 And Tala, 114 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,791 there's something that a lot of people here don't know about you, 115 00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:44,874 but they should. 116 00:05:44,875 --> 00:05:46,208 I hope you don't mind. 117 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:52,124 It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes, 118 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:54,833 she has also donated of herself. 119 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:56,250 Bone marrow. 120 00:05:56,708 --> 00:05:57,708 That's right. 121 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:58,957 ‐ How did he know that? ‐ I don't know. 122 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:00,250 ‐ She gave hers 123 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,374 to her baby brother Nico, 124 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,624 saving his life. 125 00:06:05,542 --> 00:06:08,500 But now it's time for us to give to you. 126 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,667 Here you are 127 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:16,458 standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here. 128 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:20,125 And it may be frightening and filled with doubt. 129 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,083 But always remember: 130 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,000 you are not alone. 131 00:06:26,292 --> 00:06:28,500 Everyone here is your family. 132 00:06:29,208 --> 00:06:30,208 We are your world. 133 00:06:30,209 --> 00:06:33,041 And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes 134 00:06:33,042 --> 00:06:35,166 as you achieve your wildest dreams. 135 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,082 So raise a glass. 136 00:06:42,167 --> 00:06:43,542 We may be born lost, 137 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,583 but now 138 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,208 you are found. 139 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:51,999 Cheers. 140 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,250 Cheers. 141 00:06:55,708 --> 00:06:58,082 ‐ Wait, what? ‐ Let's dance. 142 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:01,832 ♪ Patrick Cowley's Megatron Man playing on speakers ♪ 143 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:03,500 ♪ 144 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:16,874 ‐ I already told you no earlier, Randy. 145 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:19,082 What, what makes you think that I changed my mind? 146 00:07:19,083 --> 00:07:21,125 ‐ I don't know, you've had more to drink? 147 00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:24,166 ‐ You can't say that to me, man. ‐ Whatever, I don't need a lecture. 148 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:26,792 ♪ 149 00:08:05,292 --> 00:08:08,833 ♪ 150 00:08:26,667 --> 00:08:27,708 ‐ What are you smelling? 151 00:08:29,917 --> 00:08:32,332 ‐ Orchid Explosion by Fournier. 152 00:08:32,333 --> 00:08:33,333 Right? 153 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:34,833 ‐ Yeah. 154 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,458 That's very weird. 155 00:08:36,459 --> 00:08:37,874 ‐ Well, I know my hair mists. 156 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:39,957 I dated a girl who used to bathe in it. 157 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:41,499 ‐ Well, I, I don't like it. 158 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,541 Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year 159 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,791 and if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me. 160 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:46,792 ‐ That makes sense. 161 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,375 ‐ Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar. 162 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:50,875 ‐ Thank you! 163 00:08:51,417 --> 00:08:54,207 I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip. 164 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:55,583 ‐ Or you might just be an alcoholic? 165 00:08:55,958 --> 00:08:57,083 ‐ Hmm. Could be. 166 00:08:58,417 --> 00:08:59,667 ‐ Thank you. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 167 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,749 ‐ Cheers. ‐ Cheers. 168 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:05,750 ‐ You're Misty's boyfriend? 169 00:09:06,125 --> 00:09:07,791 I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night. 170 00:09:07,792 --> 00:09:09,457 ‐ I'm Sarah. ‐ Nyles. 171 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,667 ‐ Hi. ‐ Hi. 172 00:09:12,417 --> 00:09:13,833 So what's your deal, you don't dance? 173 00:09:14,667 --> 00:09:17,042 ‐ Plantar fasciitis, actually. ‐ Ah, respect. 174 00:09:17,792 --> 00:09:21,374 ‐ Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life 175 00:09:21,375 --> 00:09:22,624 than you can imagine‐‐ 176 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,999 ‐ You might be surprised. ‐ And I have to say 177 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:29,125 that your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard. 178 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,291 Shukran. 179 00:09:31,292 --> 00:09:33,042 ‐ Wow! 180 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,167 Thank you. 181 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,000 That feels good. 182 00:09:37,917 --> 00:09:39,000 ‐ Yeah, I bet. 183 00:09:39,542 --> 00:09:41,666 But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said? 184 00:09:41,667 --> 00:09:43,041 ‐ Not a word of it. 185 00:09:43,042 --> 00:09:44,292 We're all fucking alone. 186 00:09:48,917 --> 00:09:50,875 Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe 187 00:09:51,833 --> 00:09:53,791 go some place where we could be alone, do you? 188 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:54,792 ‐ Wow! 189 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:57,708 That is very forward of you. 190 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000 What's your rush? 191 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,000 ‐ Well, it's just, you know, 192 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:05,541 your dad and mom are about to‐‐ ‐ Step‐mom. My mom's dead. 193 00:10:05,542 --> 00:10:06,666 ‐ Oh. 194 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:07,792 Yeah, well, um, 195 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,958 they're about to sing a song and I, 196 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:12,292 I just can't handle that right now. 197 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:16,083 ‐ And, uh, 198 00:10:16,084 --> 00:10:18,792 what would Misty think about us running off together? 199 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,082 ‐ I have a feeling she'd be okay with it. 200 00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:22,957 - ‐ Oh my God, we're so bad. - Mm‐hmm. 201 00:10:22,958 --> 00:10:24,124 ‐ We're so bad. ‐ Mmm. 202 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:26,249 ‐ Oh my God! 203 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,874 I can't say I ever liked her. 204 00:10:27,875 --> 00:10:32,082 ‐ Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts. 205 00:10:32,083 --> 00:10:33,541 ‐ Why don't you go in there and stop them? 206 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,624 ‐ Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together. 207 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:37,999 Say something in Australian to me. 208 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,750 ‐ Well, 209 00:10:43,917 --> 00:10:45,333 if it makes you feel any better, 210 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,707 my whole family is embarrassed by me. 211 00:10:48,708 --> 00:10:50,374 They all see me as a, 212 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:52,666 as a liability who fucks around and drinks too much. 213 00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:54,332 ‐ Why would they think that? 214 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,457 ‐ Because I fuck around and drink too much. 215 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:56,458 ‐ Mmm. 216 00:10:56,958 --> 00:10:58,583 ‐ Which they tell me, all the time. 217 00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:00,750 And then they, uh, 218 00:11:01,542 --> 00:11:03,000 try to take care of me, 219 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,041 and it is absolutely suffocating. 220 00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:07,624 ‐ Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help. 221 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,791 ‐ Exactly, I can fend for myself. 222 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:11,916 ‐ Of course you can. You don't need a leg up‐‐ 223 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:13,833 Hold my legs up. 224 00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,708 ‐ That was weird. 225 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,916 ‐ This is so fucked up. 226 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:19,333 ‐ So fucked up. 227 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,041 ‐ But it's kind of hot, though. 228 00:11:22,042 --> 00:11:23,875 ‐ Don't you kiss me. 229 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,417 ‐ Don't you tell me what to do. 230 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:33,375 Hold on. 231 00:11:34,167 --> 00:11:35,250 Come here. 232 00:11:37,750 --> 00:11:39,667 I‐‐ I give up. I‐‐ 233 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:41,958 Will you just please take off your clothes. 234 00:11:42,292 --> 00:11:43,542 ‐ Yeah, you got it. 235 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:45,583 Yeah. 236 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:49,500 ‐ Ha ha, nice. ‐ Yep. 237 00:11:56,042 --> 00:11:57,667 Ha! ‐ Yeah, yeah. 238 00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:03,207 You wear underwear under your bathing suit? 239 00:12:03,208 --> 00:12:04,999 ‐ Yeah, doesn't everybody? 240 00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:08,874 ‐ Oww! Fuck! 241 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:10,041 ‐ What the fuck is happening? 242 00:12:10,042 --> 00:12:11,999 ‐ I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit! 243 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,291 ♪ 244 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:15,791 Ahhh! ‐ Oh my God. 245 00:12:15,792 --> 00:12:17,374 What the fuck! 246 00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:19,374 What the fuck is happening! 247 00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:20,791 Oh my God! 248 00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,875 Holy fucking shit! 249 00:12:24,375 --> 00:12:25,417 What! 250 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,958 The fuck! 251 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:33,000 ♪ 252 00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:37,916 ‐ You're a sick fuck, Roy! 253 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:41,457 ♪ 254 00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:46,042 ♪ 255 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:02,292 ‐ Keep running, shit bird. 256 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,208 I will always find you. 257 00:13:34,542 --> 00:13:35,667 Nyles? 258 00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,041 ‐ No, stop, don't come in here. 259 00:13:40,042 --> 00:13:41,332 ‐ Are you okay? 260 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,542 ‐ Don't come in here! 261 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:45,958 Wake up. 262 00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,708 Good morning. 263 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:57,792 ‐ That's a good leg. 264 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:00,332 ‐ Okay, fine. 265 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:02,416 But we have to be fast. 266 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:07,291 ♪ 267 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,000 ♪ 268 00:14:16,792 --> 00:14:18,916 ‐ Shukran. Good day so far? 269 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:21,749 ‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same. 270 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:23,499 You? ‐ Today is young. 271 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,125 Ask me again at the end. 272 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,332 Anything can happen. 273 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,375 You! 274 00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,666 ‐ What the fuck did you do to me? 275 00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:35,292 Shit. ‐ What the fuck did you do to me? 276 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,749 Hey, come here. Get out of the water. 277 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,083 Get out of the water. 278 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,332 Get out of the water. 279 00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:55,166 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 280 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,541 You're a sick fuck, Roy. 281 00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,458 Nyles? 282 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,957 Nyles. ‐ No, stop, don't come in here! 283 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,208 - ‐ Are you okay? - Don't come in here. 284 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,625 Hello? 285 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,832 What the fuck. 286 00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,083 November ninth? 287 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,542 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 288 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,292 ‐ What the fuck. 289 00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,457 Oh, there you are. 290 00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,375 Tala, I found Sarah. 291 00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,333 We were looking for you all morning, honey. 292 00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,333 ‐ Okay. ‐ Come on. 293 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,042 Are you all right? 294 00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,374 ‐ Yeah. 295 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,458 ‐ Sarah, peanut. 296 00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,833 You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six. 297 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,875 ‐ Yeah, I... 298 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,374 went on a hike. 299 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,332 ‐ Well, you look exhausted. 300 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,791 Stay hydrated. 301 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:34,041 ‐ Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening, 302 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,332 right? 303 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,958 ‐ I don't understand your question. 304 00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,417 ‐ This, this day already happened. 305 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,292 ‐ What are you saying? 306 00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,792 ‐ It felt real. 307 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,499 It‐‐ it felt so... real. 308 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,000 Are you on drugs again? 309 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,957 What the fuck 310 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,041 did you do to me? 311 00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,832 Hey! Come here! 312 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,582 I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water. 313 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375 Come here. You mother‐‐ 314 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,207 Tell me what the fuck is going on! 315 00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,332 Sarah! 316 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,166 Oh my God, what are you doing? 317 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,374 Oh! 318 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,375 ‐ Whoops. 319 00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:22,374 ‐ Oh my God. Oh my God. ‐ You're okay. You're okay. 320 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,666 Jerry! Give me the teeth. 321 00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,458 The three front teeth have pretty much broken off. 322 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,666 There's one full canine and‐‐ 323 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,207 This is like a big day for everyone. 324 00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,749 This is a big day for me, too. 325 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,957 The wedding is today, in six hours. 326 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,499 ‐ Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak? 327 00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,708 Why were you in the pool? ‐ This doesn't make any sense. 328 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,042 This doesn't make any fucking sense! 329 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,666 ‐ Don't let him in! He can't see me. 330 00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,041 ‐ What happened? Is she okay? 331 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,082 ‐ Get out! 332 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,791 She'll be okay. 333 00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,749 I'm taking Tala into town. 334 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,832 This dentist glues teeth! 335 00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,958 ‐ Yay! ‐ I love you, Daddy. 336 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,124 Oh! Oh! 337 00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,417 Sarah, no. 338 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,917 ‐ Guess you followed me. 339 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,208 ‐ What's going on? 340 00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,250 ‐ I tried to stop you. 341 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,375 ‐ But what is this? 342 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,083 When is this? 343 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,917 ‐ Yeah. About that. 344 00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,917 So, this is today. 345 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,332 Today is yesterday. 346 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,292 And tomorrow is also today. 347 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:32,166 It's one of those... infinite time loop situations 348 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,333 you might have heard about. 349 00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,542 ‐ That I might have heard about. 350 00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:36,999 ‐ Yeah. 351 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,499 ‐ How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today. 352 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,832 I want tomorrow to be tomorrow. 353 00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,916 ‐ Right. That's natural. 354 00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,750 Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen. 355 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,917 Tomorrow will always and forever now be 356 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,542 today. So‐‐ 357 00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:56,792 Uh‐‐ 358 00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:58,999 Oh, how about this. 359 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,667 Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine. 360 00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,458 ‐ Which way is that cave? 361 00:19:05,917 --> 00:19:06,917 ‐ 362 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,667 You don't wanna go there. 363 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:14,916 ♪ 364 00:19:16,792 --> 00:19:21,583 ♪ 365 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:38,083 ♪ 366 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,082 ‐ 367 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,292 Thank you. 368 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,500 Please... where is it? 369 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,375 ‐ You gotta wait. 370 00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,625 ‐ Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me. 371 00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,000 Where? 372 00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,375 ‐ I told you. 373 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,375 You gotta wait. 374 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,542 ‐ What? 375 00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,000 Where, where is it? 376 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,208 ‐ Wait for it. 377 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,083 Almost. 378 00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,292 I am the Antichrist. 379 00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,875 I'm just kidding, there is no God. 380 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,417 The earthquake happens every day. But ‐‐ 381 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,999 check it out. 382 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,208 Opens up the cave. 383 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,583 You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there. 384 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,625 Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning. 385 00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,582 Same thing if you stick around. 386 00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375 The second you fall asleep, it all just 387 00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,124 goes back to the start. 388 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,916 ‐ But will this day end if I go in there? 389 00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,250 ‐ Sure. For you. 390 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,833 You're wasting your time! 391 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,166 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 392 00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,500 ‐ No, no, no, no, no. 393 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,458 Wake up. 394 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,667 ‐ ‐ Good morning. 395 00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:41,499 ♪ 396 00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,207 She didn't leave a note? 397 00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,541 ‐ Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left. 398 00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,832 ‐ Don't say that. 399 00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:04,499 ‐ Or she's scared. 400 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,957 ‐ Of what? ‐ Families, 401 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,666 weddings, intimacy, 402 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,624 melanoma, nanotech, round‐the‐clock surveillance. 403 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,500 Sauce. 404 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,083 She'll be back. 405 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:20,291 ♪ 406 00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,499 ‐ And how gorgeous are these two? 407 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,499 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 408 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,999 Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys, 409 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,041 I know this is supposed to be like‐‐ 410 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:34,124 ‐ 411 00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,707 Yeah! 412 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,916 Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah! 413 00:22:38,917 --> 00:22:43,583 ♪ 414 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:50,333 ♪ 415 00:22:53,208 --> 00:22:55,750 ♪ 416 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,166 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 417 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,916 ‐ I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God! 418 00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:20,332 Sarah? ‐ Oh, excuse me. 419 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,624 ‐ Hi. 420 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,291 ‐ Wake up. ‐ Sarah, what the hell are you do‐‐ 421 00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,208 What are you doing? ‐ Ow! 422 00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:27,000 ‐ Get dressed. I can't be here anymore. 423 00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,417 ‐ Oh my God. 424 00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:32,917 Are you fucking cheating on me? 425 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:34,958 ‐ No. 426 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:38,167 You're cheating on me, you goof. 427 00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,167 ‐ Wait, what? 428 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:44,832 I don't know what it is. 429 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,667 It could be life, it could be death. 430 00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,166 It might be a dream, I might be imagining you, 431 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,374 you might be imagining me, it could be purgatory 432 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,666 or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in. 433 00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:54,667 I don't know. 434 00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:57,958 So... I decided a while ago to sort of 435 00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,667 give up and 436 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,707 stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because 437 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,957 the only way to really live in this 438 00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,125 is to embrace the fact that nothing matters. 439 00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,374 ‐ Well, then what's the point of living? 440 00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:12,250 ‐ Well, we kind of have no choice but to live, 441 00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:16,457 so I think your best bet is just 442 00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,042 to learn how to suffer existence. 443 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,250 ‐ So we can't die? 444 00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,374 ‐ No. Uh, the loop just starts over. 445 00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,916 There might be some way to kill yourself but I haven't figured it out, 446 00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:29,624 and I've done... a lot of suicides. 447 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,625 So many. 448 00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:34,041 ‐ No. No, I'm gonna get out of this. 449 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,875 ‐ Okay. Suit yourself. 450 00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:44,292 ‐ What are you doing? ‐ Bracing for a quick death. 451 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,583 I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real. 452 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,625 There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU. 453 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,292 We could just skip this whole phase, 454 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,333 go get a beer, you know. 455 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,874 Or not. Whatever. 456 00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,375 See you tomorrow. 457 00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:08,042 Wake up. 458 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,125 ‐ So, 459 00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:14,707 as I was saying, 460 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:18,208 you just... have to find peace, you know. 461 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:22,000 ‐ I drove all the way back home to Austin, 462 00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,582 and I still woke up here. 463 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:25,542 ‐ That's the way it works. 464 00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,249 You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal 465 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,167 and made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea. 466 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:31,832 It was a huge waste of time. 467 00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:33,416 They detained me as soon as I got off the plane. 468 00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:36,249 I was acting a little... odd. 469 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,541 And then I passed out in a couple minutes, 470 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:39,542 woke up back here. 471 00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:41,917 Whoo! 472 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,250 ‐ Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks. 473 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,208 ‐ Who the fuck are you? 474 00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,791 Don't you know how to hustle, kid? 475 00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,457 ‐ I'm an honest man, Darla. 476 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,999 You're gonna lose this game, 477 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,583 but you can keep your money. 478 00:25:57,708 --> 00:25:58,708 ‐ 479 00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,958 Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you? 480 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,333 ‐ Fuck! 481 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:12,458 That was Roy. 482 00:26:14,042 --> 00:26:15,458 He was a guest at the wedding. 483 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,417 Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan. 484 00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,374 That's about all I know about the dude. 485 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,833 ‐ Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you? 486 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:29,083 ‐ 487 00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,500 One night, a very long time ago, 488 00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,417 I partied with Roy. 489 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,082 This was back in the early days, 490 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,957 before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone. 491 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:42,875 ‐ Hey, hey. 492 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,207 I was just feeling my way through it. 493 00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,958 - ‐ Uh, tuna? - Yes, sir. 494 00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,124 ‐ I know you know. 495 00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,500 But you don't know that I know. 496 00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,917 Or do you know? 497 00:26:54,918 --> 00:26:56,791 ‐ Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring. 498 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,167 ‐ Are you being a dick to the bartender? 499 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,791 I would like a Moscato, please. 500 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:03,833 ‐ Sure. 501 00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,291 ‐ "What might have been and what has been point to one end, 502 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,792 which is always present." 503 00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:13,625 ‐ On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please. 504 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,041 ‐ I like your hat. ‐ Of course you do. 505 00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:27,833 Thank you, ma'am. 506 00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,249 To the struggle. 507 00:27:31,168 --> 00:27:32,916 Mister and Missus Schlieffen. 508 00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,874 ‐ Here they are. 509 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:37,874 ‐ Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow 510 00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,332 that makes you forget who you are. 511 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,541 ‐ He did not. 512 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,708 ‐ But there is a bottom, my friend. 513 00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,375 And it is a fucking dark place. 514 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,958 What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit? 515 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,750 ‐ Okay. 516 00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,291 ‐ You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit? 517 00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:00,250 Trevor. 518 00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:01,667 He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket. 519 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:04,917 I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share. 520 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,667 ‐ ...money. Um, but tonight is not about me. 521 00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,999 ‐ You were right. Got 'em. 522 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,457 I don't know what that was. 523 00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,582 ‐ Oi, open up, you cunts. 524 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,124 ‐ Give me my shit back! Come on! 525 00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:27,166 We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit. 526 00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:29,041 ‐ We are the shit. 527 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,332 ‐ You're alive! 528 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,249 Oi, come on. Give me back my pills. 529 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:38,000 ♪ 530 00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:43,750 This is 531 00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:49,250 the greatest... night. 532 00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:51,958 Of my life. 533 00:28:57,917 --> 00:29:00,458 I wish I could just live out here forever. 534 00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:02,917 ‐ 535 00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:04,958 Follow me. 536 00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:08,916 What is it? 537 00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:11,207 Your ancestors are in there. 538 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,457 ‐ My ancestors are in there? 539 00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:18,041 ‐ Your answers. The answers you're looking for. 540 00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,499 ‐ Okay. 541 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,167 That's a totally different thing, but 542 00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:25,833 I'm in. 543 00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,208 ‐ You took too much. 544 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,916 No, wait. Roy, wait, wait. 545 00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:36,207 Wait. 546 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,750 That was a mistake. 547 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:41,125 When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly. 548 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:44,374 Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day, 549 00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:48,332 so he only comes around once every few... days? 550 00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,499 Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy. 551 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,999 ‐ But what does he want? 552 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,624 ‐ I think he thinks it's revenge? 553 00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,332 Run, rabbit, run. 554 00:29:58,293 --> 00:30:00,124 ‐ He may have some anger issues. 555 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,792 You said you didn't want the day to end. 556 00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:06,958 What's that smell? 557 00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:09,749 No, no, no, no, no, no. 558 00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:16,541 So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again. 559 00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:18,249 ‐ Amen to that. 560 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,042 I tied my tubes at 40. 561 00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:22,166 - ‐ Yeah. - You have to confront him. 562 00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:25,374 Right? I mean, you‐‐ you cannot keep running from this person forever. 563 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,583 What are you talking about? 564 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,375 Of course I can. 565 00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:33,957 ‐ Hey. ‐ Come on. Burrito truck just opened. 566 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,332 That's for you. Keep the change, okay. 567 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,958 But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today. 568 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,582 ‐ You know that's a scam? ‐ Of course. Yeah. 569 00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,833 I just like to give back whenever I can. 570 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,957 Material matters don't really concern me. 571 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,499 ‐ With the exception of booze and burritos 572 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,082 and designer drugs and candy. 573 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,624 ‐ Obviously. I'm not a Puritan. 574 00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,999 ‐ And sex, I assume? 575 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,332 You fuck other people in here? 576 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,541 ‐ Great question. ‐ You must. 577 00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,499 Right? ‐ I have but 578 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,249 it takes a lot of work, 579 00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,332 and I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible. 580 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,333 ‐ Huh! 581 00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,332 Have we hooked up? 582 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,417 ‐ No. At least I don't think so. 583 00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,542 ‐ So then, like, who else? 584 00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,292 ‐ Right. Uh, well‐‐ ‐ Besides Misty. 585 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:16,583 ‐ Daisy, the barkeep. 586 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,582 ‐ You know, I once had a guy with this car. 587 00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:22,417 ‐ Oh yeah? 588 00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:26,416 ‐ I don't think he ever walked again. 589 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:27,583 ‐ 590 00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:29,167 Darla. 591 00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,957 ‐ If you insist. 592 00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,957 ‐ I bet that was great. ‐ You would have bet right. 593 00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,291 ‐ What about Tala? ‐ No. 594 00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:36,500 But I have tried. 595 00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,167 May I cut in? 596 00:31:41,042 --> 00:31:42,208 ‐ It's the first dance. 597 00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:44,457 ‐ And that's a deal‐breaker? 598 00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:46,416 ‐ That didn't work? ‐ It was a big swing. 599 00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:48,207 ‐ Right. Who else? 600 00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,207 ‐ Hey, hey! 601 00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,999 There you go? 602 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,167 ‐ You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? ‐ Well, he fucked me. 603 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:57,041 He put his penis in my butthole. ‐ Yeah, I know how it works. 604 00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,833 ‐ I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy. 605 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:01,042 ‐ Nice shot. 606 00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:02,042 And that's it? 607 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,042 That's all you got? 608 00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:04,458 ‐ Oh, 609 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,375 your dad. 610 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,125 ‐ What are we doing? 611 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:12,541 ‐ I don't know. 612 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:13,500 No, I'm just kidding. 613 00:32:13,501 --> 00:32:14,957 ‐ Oh my God. 614 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,957 ‐ Uh, I got you, though. ‐ You did. 615 00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:17,958 ‐ What about you? 616 00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,500 What's going on with your sex life? 617 00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:23,000 ‐ Nice try. ‐ Hmm? 618 00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,583 ‐ I'm not gonna sleep with you. 619 00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:28,332 ‐ I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous. 620 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,082 ‐ I mean, I might have the other night, 621 00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,417 you know, I would have but‐‐ 622 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,291 Not now, though. ‐ Yeah! 623 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:36,707 I was thinking the exact same thing, you know. 624 00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,082 We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple. 625 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,333 Don't over‐complicate it. ‐ Yeah. 626 00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,958 We've never had sex? 627 00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,582 ‐ Again, my memory is pretty shot, 628 00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,708 but I don't think so. 629 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,374 Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon. 630 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,375 You wanna head back? 631 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:53,958 ‐ Is that a joke? 632 00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,291 No. Why would I do that? 633 00:32:57,292 --> 00:33:00,166 ‐ I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love. 634 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:02,207 ‐ That is not love. ‐ Of course it is! Tala's in love. 635 00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:03,999 ‐ No. You don't actually know what you're talking about. 636 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416 We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. 637 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,249 Nobody can stand the idea 638 00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:10,292 of being alone, 639 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:15,791 so we... buy into this pageantry 640 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,374 and celebrate its bullshit. 641 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:19,832 ‐ All right. So no wedding, then. 642 00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:20,958 Where do you wanna go? 643 00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,208 ‐ Oh my God. 644 00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,957 Maybe it's a karma thing. 645 00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:28,291 ‐ What is? ‐ Yeah. 646 00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:31,583 What if it's like to get out of this... 647 00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:34,332 you have to be selfless and then you're free. 648 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,666 ‐ I just bought a hundred‐dollar candy bar and I'm still here. 649 00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:39,041 ‐ Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness, 650 00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:41,166 like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know. 651 00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:44,374 Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here 652 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,332 but not you and me until we've earned our way out? 653 00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:47,916 You've really never thought about this before? 654 00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,874 ‐ Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse. 655 00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:53,000 All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work, 656 00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:56,166 what's the most selfless act you can think of? 657 00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:59,500 Something that would guarantee this day to end. 658 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:06,333 And I have full faith in your abilities 659 00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:09,625 to keep the boat... 660 00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:11,292 afloat. 661 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:14,249 And now, old mate Abe... ‐ Oh, honey. 662 00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,916 is gonna say his vows. 663 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:18,833 ‐ Actually, just‐‐ Sorry, hold on one second. 664 00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:20,958 You can take that. 665 00:34:27,417 --> 00:34:31,833 ♪ 666 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:38,500 ♪ 667 00:34:45,125 --> 00:34:50,500 ♪ 668 00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,208 ‐ Are you joking right now? 669 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,249 ♪ 670 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,166 All right! Get down! 671 00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:09,167 Get down! Get down! 672 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:13,541 Down! Hey! Hey! 673 00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,332 This place‐‐ Get off me! 674 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,874 Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes. 675 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,541 This place is a nightmare. 676 00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:21,207 - Randy. - It's all right, Randy. 677 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,291 Everything is great. 678 00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:25,082 - Sorry. - Uh, well, the gods have spoken, 679 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,708 and they approve this marriage! 680 00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,374 ‐ What the hell did you say to her? 681 00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,957 ‐ Sister stuff. But I think I'm good. 682 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:37,041 Selflessness is just... it's fantastic. 683 00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,042 ‐ Right. 684 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:42,167 ‐ Uh‐oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey. 685 00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:45,792 Alan. 686 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,291 Well, Nyles, this has been great. 687 00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:51,207 Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting. 688 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,208 And, hey, in all your future loops, 689 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:57,082 please keep me out of that fucking cave. 690 00:35:57,083 --> 00:36:00,292 And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you. 691 00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,707 Thank you. 692 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:03,583 Deal with him. 693 00:36:03,584 --> 00:36:05,333 ‐ Yeah. ‐ That could be your way out. 694 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,666 ‐ Well, you seem to have it all figured out. 695 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,875 ‐ Good luck. 696 00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,083 ‐ MISTY: Coming! 697 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,082 Oh, Sarah? 698 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,083 ‐ Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here. 699 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,583 ‐ Oh my God. 700 00:36:21,458 --> 00:36:22,541 Are you... 701 00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:23,833 fucking cheating on me? 702 00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:25,792 What? 703 00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:27,667 This isn't funny. 704 00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,792 Okay, stop. 705 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,583 I'm serious. 706 00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,207 Stop copying me! 707 00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:35,332 Stop pretending like you know everything! 708 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,625 ‐ Okay, I'm gonna go. ‐ Wait, what? 709 00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:42,333 ‐ And what is this place? 710 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,374 ‐ This is kind of a safehouse for me. 711 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,666 The family who lives here is out of town. 712 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:51,375 I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today. 713 00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:56,207 ♪ John Cale's Barracuda playing ♪ 714 00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,208 Let's waste some time. 715 00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:02,624 ♪ Dark woman in the water drowning ♪ 716 00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,542 ♪ Sinking in a funny way ♪ 717 00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,125 Hey, who's the mustache? 718 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,832 ‐ Prick my wife run off with. 719 00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:18,374 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 720 00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,541 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 721 00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:25,499 ♪ 722 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:28,166 ♪ 723 00:37:28,167 --> 00:37:31,374 ♪ Dark woman in a cupboard burning ♪ 724 00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,207 ♪ Woman, what have they done ♪ 725 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,832 ‐ Whoo! 726 00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,292 ♪ Dark woman like a panther breathing ♪ 727 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,250 Aah! Stop, stop, stop. 728 00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,957 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 729 00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:50,792 ♪ The ocean will have us all ♪ 730 00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,166 ♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪ 731 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,207 Whoo! ‐ This is fucking crazy! 732 00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,416 Whoo! 733 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:01,750 ‐ Uh‐oh. 734 00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:09,374 ♪ Funky electronic music playing ♪ 735 00:38:09,375 --> 00:38:12,207 ♪ 736 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:17,249 What the hell? 737 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:21,750 ♪ 738 00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:32,083 Hyah! 739 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:35,791 ♪ 740 00:38:35,792 --> 00:38:38,499 ♪ 741 00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:41,792 Whoo! 742 00:38:42,542 --> 00:38:46,250 ♪ 743 00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:47,917 Whoo! 744 00:38:47,918 --> 00:38:51,833 ♪ 745 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,499 Hyah! 746 00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,458 Hey! Ho! 747 00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,125 - ‐ Ahh! - Whoo‐hoo! 748 00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:02,708 Whoo! 749 00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,374 ‐ Sarah, where have you been? 750 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,541 Tala's pissed. 751 00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:07,542 ‐ I missed you. 752 00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,999 ‐ What? ‐ I want you to meet me in the bathroom. 753 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,749 ‐ Uh, all right. 754 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:16,792 ‐ And I want you to wear... this. 755 00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,583 ‐ Oh. 756 00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,166 Um, sure. 757 00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,082 Can I keep my shirt on? 758 00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:37,791 ♪ Iwalani Kahalewai's Ulu Palakua playing ♪ 759 00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,582 ‐ And there's flames coming off the back and everything? 760 00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:40,957 ‐ Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car. 761 00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,832 ‐ How close are you sticking to my sketch? 762 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,041 ‐ I stuck to it exactly. 763 00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,124 You're gonna love it. 764 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,582 ‐ Awesome. ‐ Looks really cool. 765 00:39:46,583 --> 00:39:50,291 ♪ 766 00:39:50,292 --> 00:39:53,041 ♪ 767 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,292 ‐ Wait! Stop! 768 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,124 There is a bomb in the cake. 769 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,332 Don't worry. 770 00:39:58,209 --> 00:40:00,041 I used to be a bomb guy. 771 00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,375 Everyone stand back. 772 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,249 ‐ Oh my God! 773 00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,291 ‐ Foiled! You son of a bitch! 774 00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,832 You ruined my plan! 775 00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:11,957 Sarah. 776 00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:15,249 The sister of the bride and based on her accent, 777 00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,249 from origins unknown. 778 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,749 I'll take her dead or alive. 779 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,666 - ‐ Put the weapon down. - Fine. 780 00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,707 Then it's to be hand‐to‐hand combat then. 781 00:40:23,668 --> 00:40:25,333 Oh my God! Nyles! 782 00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:26,749 ‐ How's it going? Is it good? 783 00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,207 ‐ Yeah, looks really good. 784 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,249 ‐ And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for? 785 00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,791 ‐ Yeah. ‐ And are you getting the jizz right? 786 00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,500 ‐ Dotted lines. Straight across. 787 00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:35,917 ‐ Ready? ‐ Yeah. 788 00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,208 ‐ Ta‐da! 789 00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,667 ‐ Wow! 790 00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,750 Thank you. That's beautiful. 791 00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,666 I'm not that old, though, am I? 792 00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:53,999 ♪ Ulu Palakua continues ♪ 793 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,791 ♪ 794 00:40:57,792 --> 00:41:02,249 ♪ 795 00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:05,124 ♪ 796 00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,292 Think of it like this. 797 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,583 Everything in this void 798 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,082 the space where the candy bar once was 799 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,083 but is now in my stomach, 800 00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:16,041 is the past. 801 00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:18,541 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ And everything that's remaining 802 00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,874 is the future encased in chocolate. 803 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,000 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ I have no interest in this 804 00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,041 emptiness, 805 00:41:25,042 --> 00:41:28,166 you know, the who, what, why of your past. 806 00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,791 You got here, that's all that matters. 807 00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,167 ‐ But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter. 808 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:34,708 It does. 809 00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,457 You have to know the whole package. 810 00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,666 ‐ I disagree. 811 00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:41,042 This... the next bite, 812 00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,125 that's all that matters. 813 00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,042 ‐ I was married for two years. 814 00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:56,667 I knew it wasn't going to work. 815 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,749 I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes. 816 00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,207 I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him. 817 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,625 I knew it wasn't going to work out 818 00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,083 as I walked down the aisle. 819 00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,625 But... I went through with it. 820 00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:13,792 And it didn't work out. 821 00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:19,000 Now... ignoring all that 822 00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,458 would make me destined to repeat it. 823 00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:30,625 What about you? 824 00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:33,792 ‐ Hmm. 825 00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,958 You gonna tell me anything about‐‐ 826 00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,374 ‐ There's nothing. 827 00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,375 ‐ What about your life before you got stuck in here? 828 00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:44,542 What was your job? 829 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,458 ‐ I honestly can't remember. 830 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,541 ‐ Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles. 831 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,042 ‐ No, I'm serious. 832 00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:03,333 Wow, it's been 833 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,292 such a long time. 834 00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,333 These are fantastic mushrooms. 835 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:21,750 ‐ Yeah. 836 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,499 Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though. 837 00:43:26,459 --> 00:43:28,542 I am not a fan of this magical desert. 838 00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,916 ‐ Well, then I just feel sorry for you. 839 00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,374 ‐ Yeah? ‐ Uh‐huh. 840 00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:34,458 ‐ Oh wow. 841 00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,999 Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean 842 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,332 that you care about me, Nyles. 843 00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,333 ‐ In what‐‐ 844 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,207 No. ‐ In what, what? 845 00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,499 ‐ Wha‐‐ No. When I say that 846 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,208 I feel sorry, it's like, 847 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,457 it's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry 848 00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,374 that, you know, I finished one beer, 849 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,791 and now I have to open a new one. 850 00:43:53,668 --> 00:43:55,542 You know, now I'm not sorry anymore. 851 00:43:56,292 --> 00:43:58,500 It's just a fleeting feeling. 852 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,875 ‐ Right. ‐ It drifts away, 853 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,125 just like, uh, they all do. 854 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,333 ‐ What do you mean, "It just drifts away 855 00:44:11,417 --> 00:44:12,542 like they all do"? 856 00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:16,042 Like, what has drifted away? 857 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,792 ‐ 858 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:27,292 Everything. 859 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:33,708 Anyways, 860 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,917 cheers. 861 00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:38,833 ‐ To pretending not to care. 862 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,667 ‐ I like that. ‐ I know you do. 863 00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:44,875 ‐ To pretending‐‐ 864 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:52,749 ♪ 865 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,167 That's new. 866 00:44:56,958 --> 00:44:58,417 ‐ Oh my God. 867 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,958 ‐ Do you see them, too? 868 00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,417 Are they real? 869 00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,000 Who cares? 870 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:12,000 ♪ 871 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:23,625 ♪ 872 00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:29,708 Night. 873 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,292 ‐ Nyles. 874 00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:44,875 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 875 00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,375 ‐ Let's just get it over with. 876 00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:54,625 ‐ Okay. 877 00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:04,667 ♪ 878 00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:09,166 Wait. ‐ What? 879 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,500 What? 880 00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:13,541 ‐ I just‐‐ 881 00:46:13,542 --> 00:46:17,708 ♪ 882 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:29,417 ♪ 883 00:46:49,792 --> 00:46:52,957 ♪ 884 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:54,999 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 885 00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,417 ‐ Hey, um, 886 00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,792 sorry, you, um, you‐‐ you should probably go 887 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,250 you know, before somebody sees you. 888 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,750 Sarah. Sarah? 889 00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:48,417 ‐ Yeah. 890 00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:55,000 ‐ Gotta say, 891 00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:57,625 kinda felt 892 00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:00,500 a little different this morning. 893 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000 Like, 894 00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:06,333 you know, kinda good. 895 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,542 'Cause of last night. 896 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:16,292 ‐ Oh yeah. 897 00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:18,458 Yeah. 898 00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:22,250 ‐ Is that a "Yeah" of regret or‐‐ 899 00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,416 ‐ Yeah, it was fun. 900 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:26,583 It was fun. 901 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,625 ‐ Yeah, sounds like it. 902 00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,667 ‐ I can't keep waking up in here. 903 00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,292 ‐ Yeah, the waking up is always weird, 904 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,125 but, you know, 905 00:48:42,542 --> 00:48:44,832 going to bed maybe just got a little better. 906 00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:47,499 Right? ‐ This cop's been following us 907 00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500 for miles. 908 00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:51,000 - Oh. - Right? 909 00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:55,082 ‐ Do you wanna talk about it or‐‐ ‐ The cop? 910 00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:58,291 ‐ No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night. 911 00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,749 You said we should have sex, and then we had sex. 912 00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:01,833 ‐ What's there to talk about? 913 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,582 It's all meaningless, right? 914 00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:06,583 ‐ I mean, 915 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,458 I hope it's not all meaningless. 916 00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:14,874 ‐ So what, we're just littering now? 917 00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,250 ‐ God, nothing. 918 00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:18,374 What is this guy's deal? 919 00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:29,707 Oh, there we go. Finally. 920 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:30,791 ‐ What are you doing? 921 00:49:30,792 --> 00:49:33,249 ‐ You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before. 922 00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,958 Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you? 923 00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,375 ‐ No. 924 00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:39,374 No, no, no, no, don't. 925 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,458 I think it might be him. 926 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,208 ‐ Him? ‐ Roy. 927 00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:45,083 ‐ Oh, that fucker! 928 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:48,750 ‐ Don't stop. 929 00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:51,374 ‐ If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to. 930 00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:54,041 ‐ No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this! 931 00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,458 I'm serious. I'm serious! 932 00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,500 ‐ Help! 933 00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,749 He's trying to kill me! 934 00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:04,333 He's trying to kill me! 935 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,582 He's trying to kill me! 936 00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:08,207 Sir, step out of the vehicle 937 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,458 with your hands up. 938 00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,374 Thank you. 939 00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,917 Thank you. 940 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,832 Is that him? 941 00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,541 Sir, if you do not comply, 942 00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,875 I'll have no choice but to remove you by force. 943 00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:21,042 ‐ 944 00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,417 Uh, okay! 945 00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,083 I'm coming out! 946 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,791 Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman, 947 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:37,875 I thought you were someone else. 948 00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:42,208 Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird. 949 00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,957 ‐ Hi, Roy. 950 00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:54,082 ‐ Aahhh! 951 00:50:58,292 --> 00:51:00,000 You called for backup? 952 00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,749 ‐ Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 953 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,541 ‐ Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh, 954 00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:05,542 I just clipped him. 955 00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:06,957 ‐ You did not just clip him. 956 00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,457 ‐ He's a fucking sadist. 957 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,374 I‐‐ I was just saving you! You should be thanking me. 958 00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,375 He was gonna kill you. 959 00:51:11,376 --> 00:51:12,791 ‐ Okay, well, no, thank you. 960 00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,374 ‐ Freeze! Put your hands above your head! 961 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,249 ‐ Suck my dick, Officer Bitch. 962 00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,791 ‐ Seriously, man, just leave us alone. 963 00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:19,416 ‐ Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh? 964 00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:20,749 Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me. 965 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,499 Come on, just do it. 966 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,749 I'm touching your bike. 967 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,375 Oh, uh‐oh, uh‐oh. 968 00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,624 ‐ Who the fuck is she? 969 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,582 What the hell is going on with you? 970 00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,458 What? It got a little out of hand. 971 00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,625 - ‐ You think. - ‐ Sorry. 972 00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,207 ‐ The pain is real. 973 00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:42,957 Why can't you understand that? 974 00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,374 ‐ It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right? 975 00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:47,499 Those are your words. ‐ No. Pain matters! 976 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,416 What we do to other people matters! 977 00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:51,291 Being a source of terror is not fun, okay. 978 00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:54,082 It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience. 979 00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:56,374 It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember. 980 00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,832 We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do. 981 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:01,457 ‐ Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him. 982 00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:05,457 I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. ‐ No, Sarah, fuck you. 983 00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,707 Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child, 984 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,917 which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with. 985 00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,457 Oww! See? A child. 986 00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:14,124 Shut the fuck up over there! 987 00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:17,416 ‐ I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it. 988 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,249 ‐ I tried to stop you. 989 00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:21,957 Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in." 990 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,874 But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out. 991 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,207 ‐ Are you serious right now? 992 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:28,332 I followed you into that cave because I liked you 993 00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,124 and someone was trying to hurt you. 994 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,916 Because I give a shit, 995 00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,791 which is something that you clearly know nothing about. 996 00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:37,374 If I had known that I was going to be stuck 997 00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,541 with a pretentious, sad bully 998 00:52:39,542 --> 00:52:41,666 for the rest of eternity, 999 00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:44,916 I would have stayed so far away from you, 1000 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,291 and I sure as hell would never have fucked you. 1001 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:49,292 ‐ Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times. 1002 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,625 ‐ What? 1003 00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,249 What did you say? 1004 00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,250 ‐ Wha‐‐ I didn't say‐‐ ‐ Answer me. 1005 00:53:06,792 --> 00:53:08,000 ‐ 1006 00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:10,958 I lied, okay. 1007 00:53:12,042 --> 00:53:13,791 We did hook up before. 1008 00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:15,292 A lot. 1009 00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:18,708 All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding. 1010 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:21,207 But it was different then. 1011 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,833 It was always just gonna reset. 1012 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,958 And then you got stuck in here and‐‐ 1013 00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:29,249 I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you. 1014 00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,042 I didn't wanna tell you! 1015 00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,083 So I didn't. 1016 00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,042 Okay. 1017 00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,458 ‐ I'm getting out of this day. 1018 00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:50,457 ‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1019 00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:51,542 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐ 1020 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,833 Hey. Pia. 1021 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,000 What room is Sarah staying at? 1022 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,582 Misty's boyfriend. Come on. 1023 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:11,541 ‐ Oh, okay, right, right, sorry. 1024 00:54:11,542 --> 00:54:13,542 Um, her room is second to last down the hall. 1025 00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,292 But she isn't in there. 1026 00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:17,416 ‐ Where is she? ‐ No one knows. 1027 00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:20,042 Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there. 1028 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:30,041 ‐ So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night? 1029 00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:32,582 She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere. 1030 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,707 ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? ‐ Sarah! 1031 00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,708 Come on out! 1032 00:54:36,417 --> 00:54:38,000 Come on out! 1033 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,708 Wake up. 1034 00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:43,917 ‐ Sarah! 1035 00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:47,833 Sarah! 1036 00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:52,417 Wake up. 1037 00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:56,207 ‐ Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left. 1038 00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,624 ‐ Oh, don't say that. 1039 00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,166 ‐ No, Howard. 1040 00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:01,041 Once again, Pia is right. 1041 00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:04,875 Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera. 1042 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,333 ‐ Who are you? 1043 00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,250 ‐ Misty's boyfriend. 1044 00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:13,583 Wake up. 1045 00:55:13,584 --> 00:55:14,957 Where is she? 1046 00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:17,166 Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this. 1047 00:55:17,167 --> 00:55:19,541 You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right? 1048 00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,374 ‐ I don't‐‐ I don't feel safe with him in the ho‐‐ 1049 00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:22,832 I feel like we should call the cops. 1050 00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,666 That's, like, honestly‐‐ NYLES: Sarah! 1051 00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,124 ‐ I don't feel safe anymore. 1052 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,082 And how gorgeous are these two? 1053 00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,832 I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys? 1054 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:31,999 Hmm. 1055 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,291 - We're so bad. - Hmm. 1056 00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,999 - ‐ Hold my leg up. - Wake up. 1057 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,624 Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas. 1058 00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:38,874 Randy, you have the best stories. 1059 00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:41,499 - I know. - Hey! 1060 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,041 ‐ Oh my God. 1061 00:55:43,042 --> 00:55:45,875 The wedding guy's here. 1062 00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,374 ‐ Yeah. ‐ I need a breather. 1063 00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:49,916 Can I, can I‐‐ ‐ Oh, please. 1064 00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,332 Go for it. I brought it for you, man. 1065 00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:54,583 Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this? 1066 00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:00,292 That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well, 1067 00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:01,791 don't mind if I do. 1068 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,583 That's good, right? 1069 00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:11,207 ‐ Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding. 1070 00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,792 I never wanna be married. 1071 00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:16,416 ‐ You okay, dude? ‐ Did you two sleep in here last night? 1072 00:56:16,417 --> 00:56:18,707 ‐ No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together 1073 00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,582 before marriage thing, so Abe took it. 1074 00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,583 Why? 1075 00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,166 ‐ Abe slept here last night? 1076 00:56:23,167 --> 00:56:24,417 Yeah. What's up? 1077 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,542 ‐ So fucking beautiful. 1078 00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:33,374 ‐ Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it. 1079 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:34,375 ‐ Uh, 1080 00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:37,333 excuse me. ‐ You and Sarah, it all makes sense now. 1081 00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:39,457 ‐ What's he talking about? 1082 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,416 Your sister and Abraham 1083 00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:42,666 boned each other. 1084 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:44,750 ‐ She wakes up with him every single day 1085 00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,874 and then probably sneaks out in the morning. 1086 00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,832 God, no wonder she hates herself. 1087 00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:49,708 Here, smell this. 1088 00:56:49,709 --> 00:56:51,416 - From Abe's room. - Shut up and sit down. 1089 00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:53,332 You're drunk. ‐ Nyles, what are you doing? 1090 00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,499 ‐ Just shut up and go fuck Trevor. 1091 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,167 ‐ That isn't true, is it? 1092 00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,041 ‐ What? No. No! 1093 00:56:58,042 --> 00:56:59,582 This guy's been drunk all day. 1094 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,041 ‐ That may be accurate. 1095 00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:03,874 However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize 1096 00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:06,874 the distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier, 1097 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:09,000 the hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday. 1098 00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:13,874 Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier? 1099 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 ‐ Oh my God. 1100 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,750 ‐ I didn't think so. 1101 00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:19,332 ‐ Get the fuck out of here, okay. 1102 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:20,999 ‐ Abe, let's take a walk. 1103 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,416 ‐ You don't actually believe this guy, do you? 1104 00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:24,499 ‐ You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding 1105 00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,791 with her sister? 1106 00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:27,916 And you know what, fuck all of you. 1107 00:57:27,917 --> 00:57:29,416 Sarah's a good person, 1108 00:57:29,417 --> 00:57:31,957 but for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you‐‐ 1109 00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:34,166 Hey! 1110 00:57:34,167 --> 00:57:36,042 Come here. 1111 00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,333 - ‐ Stay back! - What are you doing? 1112 00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,332 ‐ Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go. 1113 00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,000 Ohh! 1114 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,333 ‐ Misty's boyfriend! 1115 00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,458 ‐ Oh wow. 1116 00:57:55,459 --> 00:57:57,124 ‐ Oh my God, oh my God! 1117 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,082 Oh my God, is there a fork in my face? 1118 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,916 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite 1119 00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:12,999 the mother and the father of the bride for a one‐night special performance. 1120 00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:16,833 Tala, 1121 00:58:16,834 --> 00:58:19,042 you know that I'm not great with words, but 1122 00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,624 I do love you more than anything. 1123 00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:25,166 So, we're going to perform a number 1124 00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:28,332 that I sung to Howard on our wedding night. 1125 00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,707 It's a song that I want you two to remember 1126 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,667 when you fall into hard times. 1127 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,792 Love can get you through anything. 1128 00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:38,041 And this is A Lover's Concerto. 1129 00:58:38,042 --> 00:58:39,291 ♪ 1130 00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:42,083 ♪ How gentle is the rain ♪ 1131 00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:46,666 ♪ That falls softly on the meadow ♪ 1132 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,292 ‐ I miss her, Jerry. 1133 00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,083 Who? 1134 00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:02,208 ‐ Sarah. ‐ Wilder? 1135 00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:04,542 Oh. 1136 00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,708 I didn't know you knew her. 1137 00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:15,542 ‐ I love her. 1138 00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,375 ‐ I see. 1139 00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,249 That's interesting. 1140 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:31,416 Wake up. 1141 00:59:31,417 --> 00:59:34,208 ♪ 1142 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:52,042 ♪ 1143 00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:57,750 Roy! 1144 00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:00,042 I'm turning myself in! 1145 01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,707 Torture me, I don't care! 1146 01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:04,124 ‐ Motherfucker. 1147 01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:06,457 ‐ You were right, it's dark down here! 1148 01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:07,957 ‐ What the fuck are you doing here? 1149 01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:09,416 ‐ Hey, Roy. 1150 01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:11,750 I give up. You win. 1151 01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:14,917 It's okay, everybody. 1152 01:00:14,918 --> 01:00:16,499 It's my nephew. 1153 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:17,957 Thanks for your concern. 1154 01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:21,166 You cannot be here. 1155 01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,666 Who was that man? ‐ Fuck! 1156 01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:23,832 - ‐ Oh. - Hey, hon. 1157 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:25,000 This is 1158 01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,207 ‐ Nyles. ‐ Nyles 1159 01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:28,624 He's an old friend. 1160 01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:32,083 Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back. 1161 01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,457 You look sad. 1162 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,042 Oh, he's okay, sweetie. 1163 01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:50,125 Twins. 1164 01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:53,042 Do you believe I made these at my age? 1165 01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,749 If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night, 1166 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,125 I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here. 1167 01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,208 So, here's to Mai Tais. 1168 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,499 ‐ So, this is your life? 1169 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500 ‐ Not bad, huh? 1170 01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:11,917 Beautiful wife, 1171 01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:13,958 beautiful kids. 1172 01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:18,417 Little Joey is watering dog shit. 1173 01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:20,375 It's weird. 1174 01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:24,249 But... it's beautiful. 1175 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,833 ‐ What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"? 1176 01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:28,750 ‐ Things change, you know. 1177 01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,500 Priorities change. 1178 01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,707 Okay, so what are you doing here? 1179 01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:41,083 Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out. 1180 01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,125 ‐ I don't know, I‐‐ 1181 01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:48,207 I hadn't seen you in a while. ‐ Yeah, no shit. 1182 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,749 I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you. 1183 01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,708 Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma. 1184 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:56,458 ‐ Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU. 1185 01:01:58,292 --> 01:02:00,292 ‐ I had a lot of anger towards you, man. 1186 01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:03,042 I mean, 1187 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,333 I'm not going to see my kids grow up, 1188 01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:09,875 never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle. 1189 01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:17,874 I guess I had my head up my own ass. 1190 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:19,250 I mean, I didn't really 1191 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,625 comprehend what I was putting you through. 1192 01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:28,000 That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though. 1193 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,583 This was always a good day here. 1194 01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:37,542 You know. 1195 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,958 My wife in the prime of her womanhood. 1196 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,792 Little Joey tending his dog shit. 1197 01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:48,791 Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon 1198 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,375 where we're all animals. 1199 01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:53,292 I'm a cuddly grizzly bear. 1200 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:56,042 I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 1201 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:02,417 You gotta find your Irvine. 1202 01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,792 ‐ I don't have an Irvine. 1203 01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,125 ‐ We all have an Irvine. 1204 01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,374 Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me 1205 01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:16,542 with the cop car, anyway? ‐ Don't call her that. 1206 01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:20,332 ‐ You took her to the cave, didn't you? 1207 01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,457 Did you learn nothing from all this? 1208 01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:23,750 ‐ She followed me in. 1209 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,292 ‐ Well, at least you have each other. 1210 01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:34,000 Nothing worse than going through this shit alone. 1211 01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,000 Okay, I think it's time for you to go. 1212 01:03:45,667 --> 01:03:47,792 ‐ Can I stay for dinner? ‐ No, man, look, I‐‐ 1213 01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:51,583 I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 1214 01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:54,417 It's not you, it's me. 1215 01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:02,083 ‐ Could you kill me one more time? 1216 01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:05,833 You could still 1217 01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:07,625 beat the traffic? 1218 01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:12,583 ‐ All right. Side yard. 1219 01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,917 I hope you find it, man. 1220 01:04:19,583 --> 01:04:20,583 ‐ Yeah. 1221 01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,875 I'm getting out of this day. 1222 01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:36,916 ‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay. 1223 01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:38,000 Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐ 1224 01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,750 It's gonna be a beautiful wedding. 1225 01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,457 ‐ Hey. ‐ Shut up. 1226 01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,624 That was awful and crazy 1227 01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:46,000 and it should never have happened, 1228 01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:49,499 and we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing 1229 01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,041 that is coming toward us 1230 01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:52,292 because we are very shitty people. 1231 01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,958 But... I am done being shitty. 1232 01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:04,124 ‐ Fuck. 1233 01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:09,624 Wh‐‐ What did we do? That was‐‐ that was so stupid 1234 01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,124 I'm a cheating piece of shit. 1235 01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:13,249 - ‐ Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. - I'm like my dad! 1236 01:05:13,250 --> 01:05:16,708 ♪ 1237 01:05:21,667 --> 01:05:25,875 ♪ 1238 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:44,542 ♪ 1239 01:06:01,458 --> 01:06:04,874 ♪ 1240 01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:07,166 ‐ There's only one possible future given the laws of our‐‐ 1241 01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,124 ‐ Yeah, but it would allow an observer access 1242 01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:12,542 to the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon. 1243 01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:15,582 ‐ Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help. 1244 01:06:15,583 --> 01:06:19,625 ♪ 1245 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,082 ‐ You'll be okay. You'll do just fine. 1246 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:25,124 ♪ 1247 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:29,667 ♪ 1248 01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:43,375 Wake up. 1249 01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,375 ‐ Hey. 1250 01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:57,458 You're here? ‐ Yep. 1251 01:06:58,958 --> 01:06:59,958 ‐ Well, 1252 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,207 it's good to see you. 1253 01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,666 You look, you look great. 1254 01:07:04,667 --> 01:07:06,667 ‐ Yeah, well, I can't age. 1255 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:09,957 ‐ Right. 1256 01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:11,041 Let me in, Sarah. 1257 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:13,707 You can't lock me out of my own room. 1258 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,708 Nyles! 1259 01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:16,500 Ugh! 1260 01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:18,625 ‐ So, how have you been? 1261 01:07:18,626 --> 01:07:20,292 ‐ Ugh, so bad. 1262 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,125 I mean, 1263 01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:26,207 No, yeah, really, really bad. 1264 01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:28,375 Look, can I just say something? 1265 01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:30,792 I'm so sorry, 1266 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:34,207 for lying, for not telling you about our past. 1267 01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,457 And I don't blame you for being mad at me 1268 01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,916 and staying away for so long. 1269 01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,166 But I've been thinking about it a lot, 1270 01:07:41,167 --> 01:07:44,207 and I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going 1271 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,042 before I screwed it up, you know. 1272 01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:51,083 So, do you think there's any way we could just start over? 1273 01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:54,375 ‐ Thank you. 1274 01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:57,708 Are you done? 1275 01:07:58,083 --> 01:07:59,833 ‐ Yeah. ‐ Cool. 1276 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:02,125 So, 1277 01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,916 I think I found a way out. 1278 01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:06,207 ‐ Huh? 1279 01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:09,499 ‐ We are trapped in a box of energy. 1280 01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,917 We get out of it by escaping the box 1281 01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,707 in the 3.2 seconds it takes 1282 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:16,583 to travel through the loop itself. 1283 01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:21,166 ‐ And by "escaping the box," you mean‐‐ 1284 01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:23,707 ‐ We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window. 1285 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,874 And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment, 1286 01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,958 it will propel us 1287 01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:29,250 out. 1288 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:31,917 ‐ To where? 1289 01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,292 ‐ I don't know. 1290 01:08:33,293 --> 01:08:34,666 We could wake up, and it's today, 1291 01:08:34,667 --> 01:08:36,582 we could wake up, and it's 20 years from now, 1292 01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:38,666 or, you know, we could be dead 1293 01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:39,958 under a pile of rocks. 1294 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:42,082 There's really no way to be sure, 1295 01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,000 that's why it's a theory. 1296 01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,292 But we have to try. 1297 01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,667 ‐ Yeah, I guess. 1298 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:51,167 Do we, though? I mean, 1299 01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:54,082 I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again. 1300 01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,292 Remember the whole karma thing? 1301 01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:56,958 ‐ This is different. 1302 01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:59,041 I tested it. 1303 01:08:59,042 --> 01:09:00,708 ‐ Tested it? How? 1304 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,624 ‐ Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave 1305 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:04,916 and I, I blew her up. 1306 01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:07,457 I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore. 1307 01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:08,707 Can you zip me up? ‐ Wait. 1308 01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:10,291 The goat is gone? 1309 01:09:10,292 --> 01:09:11,292 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 1310 01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,541 That's crazy, right? 1311 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,832 So, I think that we just get through the rest of today, 1312 01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:17,749 we don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight, 1313 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,708 we peace the fuck out of this shithole. 1314 01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:21,667 ‐ Well‐‐ 1315 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:26,332 I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something? 1316 01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,999 ‐ What? No. What are you talking about? 1317 01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,374 ‐ Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere. 1318 01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:30,874 What's the big rush, you know, 1319 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:33,000 in case something actually does happen? 1320 01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,583 ‐ Holy shit. 1321 01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:38,832 Are you scared to leave? 1322 01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,500 ‐ What? No. 1323 01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,583 Not at all. 1324 01:09:43,167 --> 01:09:45,666 I just don't want to leave. 1325 01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:47,666 There's a difference. ‐ Oh yeah? What's the difference? 1326 01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,917 ‐ I wanna stay with you. 1327 01:09:50,917 --> 01:09:52,957 Look, I love you, okay. 1328 01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:54,042 How about that? 1329 01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,417 ‐ What? 1330 01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,125 ‐ I love you. 1331 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,208 ‐ You‐‐ 1332 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,000 How can you even know that? 1333 01:10:06,292 --> 01:10:09,166 I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you. 1334 01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:10,707 ‐ No. What about Roy? I don't love him. 1335 01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,000 ‐ Oh my God. Nyles. 1336 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,083 I‐‐ So you, you're, 1337 01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,124 you are saying that out there, in the real world, 1338 01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:19,082 with millions of other people to choose from, 1339 01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:21,124 you would still choose me? ‐ Yeah. 1340 01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:24,082 But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know. 1341 01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,541 It's a world with death and poverty, 1342 01:10:25,542 --> 01:10:27,707 debilitating emotional distress. 1343 01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:30,249 At least in here, we get to be together. 1344 01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:31,500 ‐ You have lost your mind. 1345 01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:36,082 ‐ Is that so bad? That's what love is all about! 1346 01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:37,374 Don't be so afraid of it. 1347 01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,124 ‐ This isn't real, Nyles. 1348 01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,874 Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless. 1349 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:42,958 ‐ So what? 1350 01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,750 I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there. 1351 01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:51,457 Look, I know about you and Abe, okay. 1352 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,832 And if your plan works, 1353 01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,958 that's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with. 1354 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,167 ‐ How do you know about that? 1355 01:10:57,917 --> 01:10:58,958 ‐ 1356 01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:00,958 Orchid Explosion 1357 01:11:02,042 --> 01:11:03,042 by Fournier. 1358 01:11:03,043 --> 01:11:04,666 But it doesn't matter! 1359 01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:07,417 I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing. 1360 01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:11,416 ‐ I can't keep waking up in there. 1361 01:11:11,417 --> 01:11:12,750 ‐ Just ignore it. 1362 01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:14,667 ‐ I need my life back. 1363 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:18,167 And I am asking you 1364 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,208 if you want to leave this place 1365 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,541 and come with me. 1366 01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,042 ‐ And I'm saying no. 1367 01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:28,208 But I'm also asking you to stay. 1368 01:11:37,167 --> 01:11:40,625 ♪ 1369 01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:43,999 ‐ Goodbye, Nyles. 1370 01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,374 ‐ What? 1371 01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:46,625 Sarah. 1372 01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:55,542 ‐ Nyles, what the fuck was that? 1373 01:11:58,542 --> 01:11:59,708 ‐ We should break up. 1374 01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,499 ‐ What? ‐ You don't like me. 1375 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,583 ‐ I don't like you, 1376 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,792 but I don't think we should break up. 1377 01:12:06,333 --> 01:12:08,417 ‐ What? ‐ People don't break up with me. 1378 01:12:09,042 --> 01:12:10,791 This is so fucked up. 1379 01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,749 ‐ Okay. ‐ I'm breaking up with you. 1380 01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,207 I had the idea first. 1381 01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,874 ♪ John Cale's You Know More Than I Know playing ♪ 1382 01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:19,249 ♪ The blind may see ♪ 1383 01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:22,208 ♪ But stay behind relief ♪ 1384 01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:24,833 ♪ Of all ♪ 1385 01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,792 ♪ Liability and greed ♪ 1386 01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:33,542 ♪ And there's nothing more you need ♪ 1387 01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:36,458 ‐ Thank you. You have beautiful skin. 1388 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,000 I love your haircut. ‐ Me too. 1389 01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:41,207 Without further ado, let me bring up 1390 01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:43,082 the actual maid of honor, 1391 01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,957 the big sister of the bride, Sarah. 1392 01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,332 Good luck, girl. 1393 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:49,624 Thank you, Misty. 1394 01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:52,166 Um, when I was 12, 1395 01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,791 I had just started at this new school 1396 01:12:54,792 --> 01:12:57,249 and I was truly terrified of the world, 1397 01:12:57,250 --> 01:13:01,917 and, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares. 1398 01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,375 And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep. 1399 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:08,000 And I find Tala 1400 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,125 asleep next to me, 1401 01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:11,583 holding me. 1402 01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:14,874 She'd heard me crying in my sleep, 1403 01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:19,333 and... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me 1404 01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:21,207 because she thought that might help. 1405 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:24,208 And she was, like, five years old. 1406 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,458 And I never had another nightmare. 1407 01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,792 Uh, you have this 1408 01:13:33,125 --> 01:13:35,624 selflessness and this hopefulness 1409 01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:38,208 that's really... special. 1410 01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,625 It's really rare. 1411 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:50,125 Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters, 1412 01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:54,000 but I will today and forever, 1413 01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:56,000 and ever and ever, 1414 01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,333 be learning from you. 1415 01:14:03,042 --> 01:14:04,042 Um‐‐ 1416 01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:09,292 And now, Abe, 1417 01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:17,291 don't fuck this up. 1418 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,500 ‐ I won't. 1419 01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:28,624 ‐ Good. 1420 01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:33,125 ♪ 1421 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,500 ‐ You smell so good. 1422 01:14:42,292 --> 01:14:43,292 I love you. 1423 01:14:43,293 --> 01:14:44,625 ‐ I love you, too. 1424 01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:52,000 So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again. 1425 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,042 And, uh, I hope to see you soon. 1426 01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:57,958 Okay. 1427 01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,374 ‐ That was a lovely speech, dear. 1428 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,457 ‐ Thank you, Nana. Thanks. 1429 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,292 ‐ You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too. 1430 01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:12,958 ‐ Yeah. 1431 01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:18,292 ‐ Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon. 1432 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:20,833 Good luck. 1433 01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,416 ♪ Country music playing on radio ♪ 1434 01:15:32,417 --> 01:15:34,000 ‐ You okay, sweetheart? 1435 01:15:35,792 --> 01:15:38,000 ‐ I've felt everything I'll ever feel, 1436 01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:42,208 so I'll never feel ever again. 1437 01:15:43,667 --> 01:15:45,499 ‐ What're you pouring this kid, Ted? 1438 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,874 ‐ That's his first drink. 1439 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,250 ‐ I thought I knew how to live. 1440 01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,583 I didn't. 1441 01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,833 Or I don't? 1442 01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:58,333 ‐ Honey, take a look around. 1443 01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:01,208 Whatever you're after, it ain't here. 1444 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:10,166 ♪ Leonard Cohen's The Partisan playing ♪ 1445 01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:12,874 ♪ Les Allemands etaient chez moi ♪ 1446 01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:15,499 ♪ Ils me dirent, "Signe‐toi," ♪ 1447 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,332 ♪ Mais je n'ai pas peur ♪ 1448 01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:20,207 Oh my God. 1449 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,792 I'm an idiot. 1450 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,541 ‐ You sure he didn't take anything? 1451 01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:25,625 ‐ Kid's just moping there. 1452 01:16:28,168 --> 01:16:30,957 ‐ I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck. 1453 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,582 ‐ You talk to me like that, 1454 01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:34,625 you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar. 1455 01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,291 ‐ Thanks, Ted, 1456 01:16:46,292 --> 01:16:48,667 ♪ 1457 01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:59,583 ♪ 1458 01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:03,792 No. No! 1459 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:06,457 Ohh! 1460 01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:07,875 Damn it! 1461 01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:13,874 Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot! 1462 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:15,832 Please, I‐‐ I need help. 1463 01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:17,207 A ride, anything. 1464 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,250 ‐ Who the fuck are you? 1465 01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:22,082 ‐ Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes 1466 01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,541 at a bar in Aberdeen. 1467 01:17:23,542 --> 01:17:26,166 She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town. 1468 01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:27,333 You never saw her again. 1469 01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,250 Spuds, 1470 01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:31,750 I'm your son. 1471 01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,125 ‐ I always had a feeling. 1472 01:17:38,542 --> 01:17:41,750 ♪ 1473 01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,832 Sarah! 1474 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,000 Sarah, wait! 1475 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,583 Wait! 1476 01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:55,166 I get it now. You were right. 1477 01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:56,333 I was scared, 1478 01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:58,792 but I'm not anymore! 1479 01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:00,292 Look, Sarah, 1480 01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,457 from the first time that I saw you‐‐ 1481 01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:03,957 ‐ No, stop. Stop it. 1482 01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,625 Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches, 1483 01:18:07,333 --> 01:18:08,333 all right. 1484 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,874 You get one more sentence. 1485 01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:18,875 ‐ Okay. 1486 01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:20,458 Okay. 1487 01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:23,000 Even though I pretend not to be, 1488 01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:26,208 I've realized that I'm completely co‐dependent, 1489 01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:27,999 but I'm cool with it 1490 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,250 because I think that life should be shared now, 1491 01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,583 and I need you to survive. 1492 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625 ‐ Okay. 1493 01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,833 That's your one sentence. ‐ I need you to survive, comma, 1494 01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:42,250 but it's so much more than that... 1495 01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,000 uh, colon. 1496 01:18:45,543 --> 01:18:47,917 I know you better than anyone knows you. 1497 01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,499 And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs, 1498 01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,374 you said it yourself, in order to really know a person 1499 01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,499 you have to see the entire package, the good and the bad, 1500 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:58,042 and I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah. 1501 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,250 Ampersand. 1502 01:19:01,292 --> 01:19:03,250 You're my favorite person that I've ever met, 1503 01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,957 and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds 1504 01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:09,291 that the person I like the most in my entire life 1505 01:19:09,292 --> 01:19:11,082 would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop, 1506 01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,332 but you know what else has crazy odds? 1507 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,000 Getting stuck in a time loop. 1508 01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,291 Dot, dot, dot‐‐ 1509 01:19:16,292 --> 01:19:17,749 ‐ Ellipses. ‐ Ellipses, thank you. 1510 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,791 ‐ It's called an ellipses. 1511 01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,417 ‐ Ellipses, look, 1512 01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:24,624 I hope that blowing ourselves up works, 1513 01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:27,249 but it's really irrelevant to me 1514 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,583 as long as I'm with you. 1515 01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:31,208 And if it kills us, well then 1516 01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,000 I'd rather die with you 1517 01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:38,208 than live in this world without you, 1518 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,083 emphatic period. 1519 01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:48,582 ‐ That was a grammatical nightmare. 1520 01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,541 ‐ Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much. 1521 01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,957 ‐ I mean, an emphatic period is just a‐‐ it's just an exclamation point. 1522 01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:55,125 ‐ I didn't want to seem desperate. 1523 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:01,458 ‐ What if we get sick of each other? 1524 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,958 ‐ We're already sick of each other. 1525 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:07,625 It's the best. 1526 01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:14,958 ‐ I can survive just fine without you, you know. 1527 01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:19,292 But there‐‐ there's 1528 01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:23,208 a chance that this life can be a little less mundane 1529 01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:25,458 with you in it. 1530 01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:27,292 ‐ Yeah. 1531 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:28,833 Less mundane. 1532 01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,958 That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start. 1533 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:37,333 ‐ Okay. 1534 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,500 ‐ Okay. 1535 01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:44,917 ‐ Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die. 1536 01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:46,999 ‐ Okay. 1537 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,791 ♪ Kate Bush's Cloudbusting playing ♪ 1538 01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:51,958 So, 1539 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,207 was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit? 1540 01:20:56,208 --> 01:20:57,707 ‐ It's too late, you've already committed. 1541 01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,792 ‐ Damn it! 1542 01:21:00,417 --> 01:21:03,000 Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works? 1543 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:06,707 ‐ Your mom's house. ‐ Okay. This was a mistake. 1544 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:08,708 ‐ Your mom's a mistake. ‐ All right. 1545 01:21:09,208 --> 01:21:13,625 ♪ 1546 01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,000 ‐ In case I don't see you again, 1547 01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,292 I love you, too. 1548 01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:27,249 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yay‐yo ♪ 1549 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,707 ♪ We're cloudbusting, daddy ♪ 1550 01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:35,667 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yay‐yo ♪ 1551 01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,583 ‐ So, now what do we do? 1552 01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:26,417 ‐ Well, I should probably go pick up my dog. 1553 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:32,667 ‐ You have a dog? 1554 01:22:33,167 --> 01:22:34,625 ‐ Yeah. Fred. 1555 01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:38,708 ‐ You have a dog named Fred? ‐ I do. 1556 01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:40,791 ‐ You've never mentioned this. 1557 01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:41,958 ‐ Never came up. 1558 01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,417 ‐ Where is he? ‐ With a neighbor. 1559 01:22:45,542 --> 01:22:46,749 ‐ What kind of dog is he? 1560 01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,291 ‐ He's one of them shaggy dogs. 1561 01:22:48,292 --> 01:22:50,582 ‐ "He's one of them shaggy dogs." 1562 01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:52,917 ‐ Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool? 1563 01:22:58,208 --> 01:23:00,125 ‐ I guess they come back November 10th. 1564 01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:08,166 ♪ Darryl Hall & John Oates' When the Morning Comes playing ♪ 1565 01:23:08,167 --> 01:23:12,749 ♪ 1566 01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:16,332 ♪ I went downtown to see milady ♪ 1567 01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:19,124 ♪ She stood me up and I stood there waiting ♪ 1568 01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,291 ♪ But it'll be all right ♪ 1569 01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:23,333 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1570 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,624 ♪ Now I'm up in the air with the rain in my hair ♪ 1571 01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:31,916 ♪ I've got nowhere to go, I can go anywhere ♪ 1572 01:23:31,917 --> 01:23:34,332 ♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1573 01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:36,375 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1574 01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,832 ♪ Just in passing I'm not asking ♪ 1575 01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:45,499 ♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1576 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:48,541 ♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1577 01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:53,125 ♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1578 01:23:57,792 --> 01:23:59,249 ‐ Hey, shit bird. 1579 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,666 I got the message from your girlfriend last night. 1580 01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:02,667 That is a pretty crazy theory. 1581 01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:04,417 You really think it could work? 1582 01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:09,167 ‐ I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1583 01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:15,833 I'm Nyles. 1584 01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,333 ‐ Hi. 1585 01:24:20,875 --> 01:24:21,875 ‐ Hi. 1586 01:24:26,250 --> 01:24:27,333 ‐ No way. 1587 01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:30,166 Wow! 1588 01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:34,625 ‐ Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please. 1589 01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:37,041 ‐ Nice to meet you. ‐ Yeah. 1590 01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:38,500 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1591 01:24:41,125 --> 01:24:46,582 ♪ 1592 01:24:46,583 --> 01:24:49,916 ♪ 1593 01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,499 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1594 01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:54,957 ♪ 1595 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:57,374 ♪ Just in passing, I'm not asking ♪ 1596 01:24:57,375 --> 01:25:00,999 ♪ That you be anyone but you ♪ 1597 01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,082 ♪ But when you come home try to come home alone ♪ 1598 01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:08,666 ♪ It's so much better with two ♪ 1599 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:12,249 ♪ Now I'm out in the cold and I'm getting old ♪ 1600 01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:15,124 ♪ Standing here waiting on you ♪ 1601 01:25:15,125 --> 01:25:17,541 ♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1602 01:25:17,542 --> 01:25:19,582 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1603 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:21,791 ♪ 1604 01:25:21,792 --> 01:25:25,999 ♪ 1605 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:30,499 ♪ 1606 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,499 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1607 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:34,791 ♪ 1608 01:25:34,792 --> 01:25:38,999 ♪ 1609 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,124 ♪ 1610 01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:43,624 ♪ It'll be all right ♪ 1611 01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:49,207 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1612 01:25:49,208 --> 01:25:51,041 ♪ 1613 01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:55,666 ♪ 1614 01:25:55,667 --> 01:25:59,874 ♪ 1615 01:25:59,875 --> 01:26:04,166 ♪ 1616 01:26:04,167 --> 01:26:08,041 ♪ 1617 01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:13,082 ♪ 1618 01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:15,082 ♪ When the morning comes ♪ 1619 01:26:15,083 --> 01:26:19,000 ♪ 1620 01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:23,957 ♪ S.E. Rogie's Man Stupid Being playing ♪ 1621 01:26:23,958 --> 01:26:28,000 ♪ 1622 01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:57,957 ♪ 1623 01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:01,082 ♪ Let me give you a little experience ♪ 1624 01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:04,124 ♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1625 01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,082 ♪ I'm gonna give you a little experience ♪ 1626 01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:10,082 ♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪ 1627 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:12,999 ♪ They are full of disappointments ♪ 1628 01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:16,291 ♪ They are never, never on time ♪ 1629 01:27:16,292 --> 01:27:19,457 ♪ They don't keep to an appointment ♪ 1630 01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:22,124 ♪ They don't hesitate to lie ♪ 1631 01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:25,457 ♪ They will tell you this when they mean that ♪ 1632 01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:28,041 ♪ I wish I could give them up ♪ 1633 01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:30,625 ♪ But as a man, how can I ♪ 1634 01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:34,124 ♪ These women, necessary evil ♪ 1635 01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,166 ♪ Ah, man, oh, man ♪ 1636 01:27:37,167 --> 01:27:40,374 ♪ Yes, man stupid being ♪ 1637 01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:44,375 ♪ 1638 01:28:12,375 --> 01:28:15,291 ♪ 1639 01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:18,499 ♪ Their five p. m. is ten a. m. ♪ 1640 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,582 ♪ Their Monday is Wednesday ♪ 1641 01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:24,541 ♪ And when you try to chastise them ♪ 1642 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:27,207 ♪ They never come your way ♪ 1643 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:30,374 ♪ The only time they keep to an appointment ♪ 1644 01:28:30,375 --> 01:28:33,249 ♪ Is when in desperate need ♪ 1645 01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:36,749 ♪ They will tell you all sorts of lies ♪ 1646 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:39,082 ♪ Just to get what they need ♪ 1647 01:28:39,083 --> 01:28:42,332 ♪ And man, him so stupid ♪ 1648 01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:45,541 ♪ Would give them all they need ♪ 1649 01:28:45,542 --> 01:28:48,332 ♪ Forgetting all the disappointments ♪ 1650 01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:51,082 ♪ And all their previous lies ♪ 1651 01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:54,749 ♪ Ah, man, oh, man, yeah ♪ 1652 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,499 ♪ Man is ever ♪ 1653 01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,999 ♪ 1654 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:03,541 ♪ 1655 01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:05,874 ♪ 1656 01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:08,999 ♪ I say man stupid being ♪ 1657 01:29:09,000 --> 01:29:13,124 ♪ 1658 01:29:13,125 --> 01:29:17,000 ♪ 1659 01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:41,749 ♪ 1660 01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,374 ♪ Man stupid ♪ 1661 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:47,582 ♪ 1662 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:53,542 ♪ Man stupid being ♪ 114503