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♪ Demis Roussos'
Forever And Ever playing ♪
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♪ Ever and ever, forever and ever ♪
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♪ You'll be the one ♪
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♪ That shines in me ♪
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♪ Like the morning sun ♪
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Wake up.
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Good morning!
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That's a good leg.
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Okay, fine.
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But we have to be fast.
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Are you close?
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I really can't start sweating, baby.
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‐ Yeah, I'm working on it, darling.
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Okay.
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‐ Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so bright in here, too. It's just‐‐
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And then your sweat.
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I'm sorry. You can watch me, though.
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Watch me!
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‐ Yeah, okay, that's romantic.
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‐ What the hell?
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Oh my God. Shit!
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Shit! Shit!
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Oh my God. Shit!
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My grandma's ring's
not in my jewelry case.
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Shit!
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Oh my God. Shit! Shit!
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No offense, Ny‐Ny, but I really
have never had an issue with a guy
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coming before, you know.
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Never. Not in my life.
Usually, it's the opposite problem.
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And don't say it's like the age thing.
Because I've had older boyfriends.
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‐ It's the age thing.
‐ Not the age thing.
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It's not you, it's me.
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‐ Yeah, no shit.
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‐ I meant it's you, it's not me.
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‐ You're so funny, Nyles.
Oh my God, you're hilarious.
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‐ Hey, Misty.
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What?
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‐ Will you kill me?
‐ Nyles!
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Look, I know weddings make you
super weird, super uncomfortable,
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but please, I'm begging you
do not bring our drama here, okay.
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Because this is truly a sacred day,
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and it doesn't belong to us.
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This day belongs to Tala,
and it belongs to Abe.
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You gonna be happy?
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Are you gonna be smiley?
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That's a weird smile.
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Whoo!
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Ha ha.
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Shukran.
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Good day so far?
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‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday,
it's all the same.
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You?
‐ Today is young.
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Ask me again at the end.
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Anything can happen.
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‐ Not today, sauce pot.
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That's a nice try, though.
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‐ How gorgeous are these two?
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I mean, hashtag lifegoals,
am I right, you guys?
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But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,
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we're all part of this gorgeous tapestry‐‐
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‐ No, come on, throw me a bone.
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This isn't the day for moderation.
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‐ It's not good wine.
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‐ I don't care.
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‐ Okay, I decided to Google the two
most important things about marriage:
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love and commitment.
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Love is to feel a deep romantic
or sexual attachment to someone,
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and we all know these two li'I freaks
are fine in that department, right?
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And commitment is the state
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or quality of being dedicated to a cause,
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activity, et cetera.
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‐ Oh, she's done.
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Whoo!
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Thank you.
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I love you guys.
Um, so without further ado,
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I'd like to welcome up
the actual big sister
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of the bride, Sarah.
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‐ Get on up there, peanut.
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‐ No one told me that
I was supposed to make a speech.
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‐ Of course you're supposed to give
a speech, you're the maid of honor.
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It's‐‐ it's your main job.
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‐ She's been drinking, Howard.
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Sarah.
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‐ Bonsoir, mi família
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et amici!
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‐ Who is that?
‐ Nyles, what are you doing?
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‐ Going in for the save, babe.
I'd like to share my thoughts on love.
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‐ What are you talking about?
No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
‐ Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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‐ Who's this guy?
‐ Misty's boyfriend.
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Why is he dressed for a luau?
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Oh my God, Nyles.
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We are born
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lost.
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Then... we're found,
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but we're all just lost, am I right?
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‐ Oh my God.
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‐ However, in the darkness
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comes light.
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Tala Anne Wilder
and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen,
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who do not look like siblings.
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You see, their optimism,
their selflessness,
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it's in their blood.
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And Tala,
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there's something that a lot
of people here don't know about you,
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but they should.
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I hope you don't mind.
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It's not just time and money that Tala
has given to so many charitable causes,
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she has also donated of herself.
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Bone marrow.
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That's right.
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‐ How did he know that?
‐ I don't know.
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‐ She gave hers
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to her baby brother Nico,
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saving his life.
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But now it's time for us to give to you.
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Here you are
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standing on the precipice of something
so much bigger than anyone here.
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And it may be frightening
and filled with doubt.
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But always remember:
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you are not alone.
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Everyone here is your family.
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We are your world.
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And we will cheer you on
with delight in our eyes
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as you achieve your wildest dreams.
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So raise a glass.
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We may be born lost,
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but now
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you are found.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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‐ Wait, what?
‐ Let's dance.
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♪ Patrick Cowley's Megatron Man
playing on speakers ♪
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‐ I already told you no earlier, Randy.
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What, what makes you think
that I changed my mind?
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‐ I don't know, you've had more to drink?
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‐ You can't say that to me, man.
‐ Whatever, I don't need a lecture.
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‐ What are you smelling?
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‐ Orchid Explosion by Fournier.
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Right?
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‐ Yeah.
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That's very weird.
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‐ Well, I know my hair mists.
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I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.
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‐ Well, I, I don't like it.
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Tala got it for me
as a birthday present last year
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and if I didn't wear it,
she'd, she'd murder me.
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‐ That makes sense.
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‐ Here are the drinks
you didn't pick up from the bar.
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‐ Thank you!
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I always get an extra one.
Save myself a trip.
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‐ Or you might just be an alcoholic?
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‐ Hmm. Could be.
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‐ Thank you.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Cheers.
‐ Cheers.
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‐ You're Misty's boyfriend?
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I don't think that we met at
the rehearsal dinner last night.
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‐ I'm Sarah.
‐ Nyles.
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‐ Hi.
‐ Hi.
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So what's your deal, you don't dance?
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‐ Plantar fasciitis, actually.
‐ Ah, respect.
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‐ Dear, I have been
to more weddings in my life
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than you can imagine‐‐
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‐ You might be surprised.
‐ And I have to say
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that your speech is the best
wedding speech I've ever heard.
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Shukran.
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Wow!
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Thank you.
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That feels good.
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‐ Yeah, I bet.
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But you don't actually believe
any of the shit that you said?
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‐ Not a word of it.
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We're all fucking alone.
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Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe
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go some place where
we could be alone, do you?
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‐ Wow!
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That is very forward of you.
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What's your rush?
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‐ Well, it's just, you know,
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your dad and mom are about to‐‐
‐ Step‐mom. My mom's dead.
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‐ Oh.
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Yeah, well, um,
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they're about to sing a song and I,
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I just can't handle that right now.
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‐ And, uh,
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what would Misty think
about us running off together?
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‐ I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.
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‐ Oh my God, we're so bad.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ We're so bad.
‐ Mmm.
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Oh my God!
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I can't say I ever liked her.
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‐ Yeah, she has her moments,
but... this one hurts.
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‐ Why don't you go in there and stop them?
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‐ Ooh, trust me, there is not a world
where these two don't end up together.
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Say something in Australian to me.
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‐ Well,
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if it makes you feel any better,
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my whole family is embarrassed by me.
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They all see me as a,
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as a liability who fucks around
and drinks too much.
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‐ Why would they think that?
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‐ Because I fuck around
and drink too much.
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‐ Mmm.
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‐ Which they tell me, all the time.
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And then they, uh,
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try to take care of me,
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and it is absolutely suffocating.
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‐ Yeah, I've never been big
on unsolicited help.
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‐ Exactly, I can fend for myself.
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‐ Of course you can.
You don't need a leg up‐‐
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Hold my legs up.
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‐ That was weird.
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‐ This is so fucked up.
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‐ So fucked up.
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‐ But it's kind of hot, though.
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Don't you kiss me.
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‐ Don't you tell me what to do.
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Hold on.
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Come here.
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I‐‐ I give up. I‐‐
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Will you just please
take off your clothes.
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‐ Yeah, you got it.
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Yeah.
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‐ Ha ha, nice.
‐ Yep.
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Ha!
‐ Yeah, yeah.
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You wear underwear
under your bathing suit?
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Yeah, doesn't everybody?
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‐ Oww! Fuck!
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‐ What the fuck is happening?
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‐ I thought I smelled you,
you piece of shit!
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Ahhh!
‐ Oh my God.
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What the fuck!
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What the fuck is happening!
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Oh my God!
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Holy fucking shit!
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What!
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The fuck!
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‐ You're a sick fuck, Roy!
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‐ Keep running, shit bird.
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I will always find you.
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Nyles?
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‐ No, stop, don't come in here.
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‐ Are you okay?
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‐ Don't come in here!
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Wake up.
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Good morning.
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‐ That's a good leg.
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Okay, fine.
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But we have to be fast.
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‐ Shukran.
Good day so far?
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‐ Today, tomorrow, yesterday,
it's all the same.
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You?
‐ Today is young.
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Ask me again at the end.
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Anything can happen.
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You!
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‐ What the fuck did you do to me?
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‐ Shit.
‐ What the fuck did you do to me?
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Hey, come here. Get out of the water.
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Get out of the water.
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Get out of the water.
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Tell me what the fuck is going on!
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00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,541
You're a sick fuck, Roy.
266
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:09,458
Nyles?
267
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,957
Nyles.
‐ No, stop, don't come in here!
268
00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:15,208
‐ Are you okay?
‐ Don't come in here.
269
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,625
Hello?
270
00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:30,832
What the fuck.
271
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:48,083
November ninth?
272
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,542
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
273
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,292
‐ What the fuck.
274
00:16:02,167 --> 00:16:03,457
Oh, there you are.
275
00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:05,375
Tala, I found Sarah.
276
00:16:07,250 --> 00:16:09,333
We were looking for you
all morning, honey.
277
00:16:09,917 --> 00:16:11,333
‐ Okay.
‐ Come on.
278
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,042
Are you all right?
279
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:16,374
‐ Yeah.
280
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,458
‐ Sarah, peanut.
281
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,833
You must've gotten up early,
I checked your room at six.
282
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,875
‐ Yeah, I...
283
00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,374
went on a hike.
284
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,332
‐ Well, you look exhausted.
285
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,791
Stay hydrated.
286
00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:34,041
‐ Dad, is this, this is, uh,
this is really happening,
287
00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:35,332
right?
288
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,958
I don't understand your question.
289
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:41,417
‐ This, this day already happened.
290
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,292
‐ What are you saying?
291
00:16:45,167 --> 00:16:46,792
‐ It felt real.
292
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,499
It‐‐ it felt so... real.
293
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,000
Are you on drugs again?
294
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,957
What the fuck
295
00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:01,041
did you do to me?
296
00:17:01,042 --> 00:17:02,832
Hey! Come here!
297
00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,582
I'm not gonna hurt you.
Just get out of the water.
298
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375
Come here.
You mother‐‐
299
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,207
Tell me what the fuck is going on!
300
00:17:13,208 --> 00:17:14,332
Sarah!
301
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:17,166
Oh my God, what are you doing?
302
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:18,374
Oh!
303
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:19,375
‐ Whoops.
304
00:17:19,376 --> 00:17:22,374
‐ Oh my God. Oh my God.
‐ You're okay. You're okay.
305
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,666
Jerry! Give me the teeth.
306
00:17:24,667 --> 00:17:27,458
The three front teeth
have pretty much broken off.
307
00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:29,666
There's one full canine and‐‐
308
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,207
This is like
a big day for everyone.
309
00:17:31,208 --> 00:17:32,749
This is a big day for me, too.
310
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,957
The wedding is today, in six hours.
311
00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:37,499
‐ Sarah! Why are you
standing there like a freak?
312
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:39,708
Why were you in the pool?
‐ This doesn't make any sense.
313
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:42,042
This doesn't make any fucking sense!
314
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,666
‐ Don't let him in! He can't see me.
315
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,041
‐ What happened? Is she okay?
316
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,082
‐ Get out!
317
00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,791
She'll be okay.
318
00:17:48,792 --> 00:17:50,749
I'm taking Tala into town.
319
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:52,832
This dentist glues teeth!
320
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,958
‐ Yay!
‐ I love you, Daddy.
321
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,124
Oh! Oh!
322
00:17:58,125 --> 00:18:00,417
Sarah, no.
323
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:05,917
‐ Guess you followed me.
324
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:08,208
‐ What's going on?
325
00:18:10,292 --> 00:18:12,250
‐ I tried to stop you.
326
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,375
‐ But what is this?
327
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:16,083
When is this?
328
00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:18,917
‐ Yeah. About that.
329
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:22,917
So, this is today.
330
00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,332
Today is yesterday.
331
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,292
And tomorrow is also today.
332
00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:32,166
It's one of those...
infinite time loop situations
333
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,333
you might have heard about.
334
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:35,542
‐ That I might have heard about.
335
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:36,999
‐ Yeah.
336
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,499
‐ How do I stop it?
I don't want tomorrow to be today.
337
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,832
I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.
338
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,916
‐ Right. That's natural.
339
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,750
Uh, unfortunately,
that's never going to happen.
340
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,917
Tomorrow will always and forever now be
341
00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:51,542
today. So‐‐
342
00:18:55,792 --> 00:18:56,792
Uh‐‐
343
00:18:57,625 --> 00:18:58,999
Oh, how about this.
344
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,667
Uh, tomorrow,
Tala's teeth will be totally fine.
345
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:04,458
‐ Which way is that cave?
346
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,667
You don't wanna go there.
347
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:44,292
Thank you.
348
00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,500
Please... where is it?
349
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,375
You gotta wait.
350
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:56,625
‐ Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me.
351
00:20:02,458 --> 00:20:04,000
Where?
352
00:20:06,208 --> 00:20:07,375
‐ I told you.
353
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,375
You gotta wait.
354
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:11,542
‐ What?
355
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:14,000
Where, where is it?
356
00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:16,208
‐ Wait for it.
357
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:19,083
Almost.
358
00:20:21,542 --> 00:20:23,292
I am the Antichrist.
359
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,875
I'm just kidding, there is no God.
360
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,417
The earthquake happens every day. But ‐‐
361
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:43,999
check it out.
362
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,208
Opens up the cave.
363
00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:49,583
You're not gonna find
what you're looking for in there.
364
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:53,625
Once you go in, the whole day just resets
to wherever you woke up this morning.
365
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:55,582
Same thing if you stick around.
366
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:57,375
The second you fall asleep, it all just
367
00:20:58,417 --> 00:21:00,124
goes back to the start.
368
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,916
‐ But will this day end if I go in there?
369
00:21:02,917 --> 00:21:04,250
‐ Sure. For you.
370
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,833
You're wasting your time!
371
00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,166
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
372
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:21,500
‐ No, no, no, no, no.
373
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,458
Wake up.
374
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,667
Good morning.
375
00:21:36,542 --> 00:21:41,499
♪
376
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,207
She didn't leave a note?
377
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:54,541
‐ Sarah realized the day wasn't
about her, so she left.
378
00:21:54,542 --> 00:21:55,832
‐ Don't say that.
379
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:04,499
‐ Or she's scared.
380
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,957
‐ Of what?
‐ Families,
381
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,666
weddings, intimacy,
382
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,624
melanoma, nanotech,
round‐the‐clock surveillance.
383
00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,500
Sauce.
384
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,083
She'll be back.
385
00:22:20,292 --> 00:22:22,499
‐ And how gorgeous are these two?
386
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,499
I mean, hashtag lifegoals,
am I right, guys?
387
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:30,999
Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,
388
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,041
I know this is supposed to be like‐‐
389
00:22:34,125 --> 00:22:35,707
Yeah!
390
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:38,916
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're staying awake, yeah!
391
00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,166
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
392
00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,916
I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God!
393
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:20,332
Sarah?
‐ Oh, excuse me.
394
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:21,624
‐ Hi.
395
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,291
‐ Wake up.
‐ Sarah, what the hell are you do‐‐
396
00:23:24,292 --> 00:23:25,208
What are you doing?
‐ Ow!
397
00:23:25,209 --> 00:23:27,000
‐ Get dressed. I can't be here anymore.
398
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:30,417
‐ Oh my God.
399
00:23:31,292 --> 00:23:32,917
Are you fucking cheating on me?
400
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:34,958
‐ No.
401
00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:38,167
You're cheating on me, you goof.
402
00:23:40,167 --> 00:23:41,167
‐ Wait, what?
403
00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:44,832
I don't know what it is.
404
00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,667
It could be life, it could be death.
405
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,166
It might be a dream,
I might be imagining you,
406
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,374
you might be imagining me,
it could be purgatory
407
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,666
or a glitch in the simulation
that we're both in.
408
00:23:53,667 --> 00:23:54,667
I don't know.
409
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:57,958
So... I decided a while ago to sort of
410
00:23:58,500 --> 00:23:59,667
give up and
411
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,707
stop trying to make sense
of things altogether, because
412
00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:04,957
the only way to really live in this
413
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,125
is to embrace the fact
that nothing matters.
414
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:09,374
‐ Well, then what's the point of living?
415
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:12,250
‐ Well, we kind of have
no choice but to live,
416
00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:16,457
so I think your best bet is just
417
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:19,042
to learn how to suffer existence.
418
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,250
‐ So we can't die?
419
00:24:21,583 --> 00:24:23,374
‐ No. Uh, the loop just starts over.
420
00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:25,916
There might be some way to kill yourself
but I haven't figured it out,
421
00:24:25,917 --> 00:24:29,624
and I've done... a lot of suicides.
422
00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:30,625
So many.
423
00:24:31,042 --> 00:24:34,041
‐ No. No, I'm gonna get out of this.
424
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:39,875
‐ Okay. Suit yourself.
425
00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:44,292
‐ What are you doing?
‐ Bracing for a quick death.
426
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,583
I mean, we can't die,
but pain is very real.
427
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,625
There's nothing worse
than slowly dying in the ICU.
428
00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:57,292
We could just skip this whole phase,
429
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,333
go get a beer, you know.
430
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,874
Or not. Whatever.
431
00:25:04,375 --> 00:25:05,375
See you tomorrow.
432
00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:08,042
Wake up.
433
00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:12,125
‐ So,
434
00:25:13,167 --> 00:25:14,707
as I was saying,
435
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:18,208
you just... have to find peace, you know.
436
00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:22,000
‐ I drove all the way back home to Austin,
437
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,582
and I still woke up here.
438
00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:25,542
‐ That's the way it works.
439
00:25:25,543 --> 00:25:27,249
You know, one time,
I smoked a bunch of crystal
440
00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:29,167
and made it all the way
to Equatorial Guinea.
441
00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:31,832
It was a huge waste of time.
442
00:25:31,833 --> 00:25:33,416
They detained me
as soon as I got off the plane.
443
00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:36,249
I was acting a little... odd.
444
00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:38,541
And then I passed out in a couple minutes,
445
00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:39,542
woke up back here.
446
00:25:39,543 --> 00:25:41,917
Whoo!
447
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,250
‐ Darla!
You and me. A hundred bucks.
448
00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,208
‐ Who the fuck are you?
449
00:25:49,625 --> 00:25:51,791
Don't you know how to hustle, kid?
450
00:25:51,792 --> 00:25:53,457
‐ I'm an honest man, Darla.
451
00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:54,999
You're gonna lose this game,
452
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,583
but you can keep your money.
453
00:25:58,709 --> 00:26:00,958
Oh my God, who was the guy
that was hunting you?
454
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:03,333
‐ Fuck!
455
00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:12,458
That was Roy.
456
00:26:14,042 --> 00:26:15,458
He was a guest at the wedding.
457
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:19,417
Abe's dad's cousin,
of the Schlieffen clan.
458
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,374
That's about all I know about the dude.
459
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:25,833
‐ Yeah, but...
why was he trying to kill you?
460
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:33,500
One night, a very long time ago,
461
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:37,417
I partied with Roy.
462
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:40,082
This was back in the early days,
463
00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,957
before I'd really
acquainted myself with everyone.
464
00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:42,875
‐ Hey, hey.
465
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,207
I was just feeling
my way through it.
466
00:26:44,208 --> 00:26:45,958
‐ Uh, tuna?
‐ Yes, sir.
467
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:52,124
‐ I know you know.
468
00:26:52,125 --> 00:26:53,500
But you don't know that I know.
469
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:54,917
Or do you know?
470
00:26:54,918 --> 00:26:56,791
‐ Do you ever wonder
if people think you're boring.
471
00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,167
‐ Are you being a dick to the bartender?
472
00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:02,791
I would like a Moscato, please.
473
00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:03,833
‐ Sure.
474
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:07,291
‐ "What might have been
and what has been point to one end,
475
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,792
which is always present."
476
00:27:11,292 --> 00:27:13,625
‐ On second thought, make that
two shots of bourbon, please.
477
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,041
‐ I like your hat.
‐ Of course you do.
478
00:27:26,667 --> 00:27:27,833
Thank you, ma'am.
479
00:27:29,208 --> 00:27:30,249
To the struggle.
480
00:27:31,168 --> 00:27:32,916
Mister and Missus Schlieffen.
481
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,874
Here they are.
482
00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:37,874
‐ Confucius said: Marriage is
a bottomless pit of sorrow
483
00:27:37,875 --> 00:27:39,332
that makes you forget who you are.
484
00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,541
‐ He did not.
485
00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:42,708
‐ But there is a bottom, my friend.
486
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,375
And it is a fucking dark place.
487
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,958
What do you say, bud?
You wanna dance a little bit?
488
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,750
‐ Okay.
489
00:27:56,750 --> 00:27:59,291
‐ You know the officiant douchebag
in the ridiculous suit?
490
00:27:59,292 --> 00:28:00,250
Trevor.
491
00:28:00,251 --> 00:28:01,667
He's got a bag
of sweets in his pocket.
492
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:04,917
I tried to hit him up,
but he said he did not want to share.
493
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,667
‐ ...money. Um,
but tonight is not about me.
494
00:28:10,917 --> 00:28:12,999
‐ You were right. Got 'em.
495
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,457
I don't know what that was.
496
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,582
‐ Oi, open up, you cunts.
497
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,124
‐ Give me my shit back! Come on!
498
00:28:24,625 --> 00:28:27,166
We're the shit.
We're the shit. We are the shit.
499
00:28:27,167 --> 00:28:29,041
We are the shit.
500
00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:30,332
‐ You're alive!
501
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,249
Oi, come on.
Give me back my pills.
502
00:28:42,583 --> 00:28:43,750
This is
503
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:49,250
the greatest... night.
504
00:28:50,542 --> 00:28:51,958
Of my life.
505
00:28:57,917 --> 00:29:00,458
I wish I could just live out here forever.
506
00:29:03,958 --> 00:29:04,958
Follow me.
507
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:08,916
What is it?
508
00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:11,207
Your ancestors are in there.
509
00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,457
‐ My ancestors are in there?
510
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:18,041
‐ Your answers.
The answers you're looking for.
511
00:29:18,042 --> 00:29:19,499
‐ Okay.
512
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:22,167
That's a totally different thing, but
513
00:29:24,708 --> 00:29:25,833
I'm in.
514
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:30,208
You took too much.
515
00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,916
No, wait. Roy, wait, wait.
516
00:29:34,458 --> 00:29:36,207
Wait.
517
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,750
That was a mistake.
518
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:41,125
When Roy found out about his new life,
he did not take it lightly.
519
00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:44,374
Luckily, he lives in Irvine
and wakes up there every day,
520
00:29:44,375 --> 00:29:48,332
so he only comes around
once every few... days?
521
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,499
Or weeks? I don't know.
My sense of time is a little fuzzy.
522
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:52,999
‐ But what does he want?
523
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,624
‐ I think he thinks it's revenge?
524
00:29:54,625 --> 00:29:57,332
Run, rabbit, run.
525
00:29:58,293 --> 00:30:00,124
‐ He may have some anger issues.
526
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,792
You said you didn't want the day to end.
527
00:30:05,167 --> 00:30:06,958
What's that smell?
528
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:09,749
No, no, no, no, no, no.
529
00:30:12,167 --> 00:30:16,541
So I vowed to never bring anyone
into this life ever again.
530
00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:18,249
‐ Amen to that.
531
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,042
I tied my tubes at 40.
532
00:30:20,417 --> 00:30:22,166
‐ Yeah.
‐ You have to confront him.
533
00:30:22,167 --> 00:30:25,374
Right? I mean, you‐‐ you cannot
keep running from this person forever.
534
00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,583
What are you talking about?
535
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,375
Of course I can.
536
00:30:31,167 --> 00:30:33,957
‐ Hey.
‐ Come on. Burrito truck just opened.
537
00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:36,332
That's for you. Keep the change, okay.
538
00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:38,958
But you have to promise me
you're gonna spend it all today.
539
00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,582
‐ You know that's a scam?
‐ Of course. Yeah.
540
00:30:43,583 --> 00:30:45,833
I just like to give back whenever I can.
541
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:48,957
Material matters don't really concern me.
542
00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,499
‐ With the exception of booze and burritos
543
00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,082
and designer drugs and candy.
544
00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:53,624
‐ Obviously. I'm not a Puritan.
545
00:30:53,625 --> 00:30:54,999
‐ And sex, I assume?
546
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,332
You fuck other people in here?
547
00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,541
‐ Great question.
‐ You must.
548
00:30:57,542 --> 00:30:59,499
Right?
‐ I have but
549
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:01,249
it takes a lot of work,
550
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:04,332
and I try to live my life at this point
with as little effort as possible.
551
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:05,333
‐ Huh!
552
00:31:07,208 --> 00:31:08,332
Have we hooked up?
553
00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:10,417
‐ No. At least I don't think so.
554
00:31:11,458 --> 00:31:12,542
‐ So then, like, who else?
555
00:31:13,083 --> 00:31:15,292
‐ Right. Uh, well‐‐
‐ Besides Misty.
556
00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:16,583
‐ Daisy, the barkeep.
557
00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:18,582
‐ You know, I once had
a guy with this car.
558
00:31:21,375 --> 00:31:22,417
‐ Oh yeah?
559
00:31:24,042 --> 00:31:26,416
‐ I don't think he ever walked again.
560
00:31:28,167 --> 00:31:29,167
Darla.
561
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,957
‐ If you insist.
562
00:31:31,958 --> 00:31:33,957
‐ I bet that was great.
‐ You would have bet right.
563
00:31:33,958 --> 00:31:35,291
‐ What about Tala?
‐ No.
564
00:31:35,292 --> 00:31:36,500
But I have tried.
565
00:31:38,125 --> 00:31:39,167
May I cut in?
566
00:31:41,042 --> 00:31:42,208
‐ It's the first dance.
567
00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:44,457
‐ And that's a deal‐breaker?
568
00:31:44,458 --> 00:31:46,416
‐ That didn't work?
‐ It was a big swing.
569
00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:48,207
‐ Right.
Who else?
570
00:31:48,208 --> 00:31:50,207
‐ Hey, hey!
571
00:31:50,208 --> 00:31:51,999
There you go?
572
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,167
‐ You fucked Jerry Schlieffen?
‐ Well, he fucked me.
573
00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:57,041
He put his penis in my butthole.
‐ Yeah, I know how it works.
574
00:31:57,042 --> 00:31:58,833
‐ I'm really glad I tried it.
He's a sweet guy.
575
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:01,042
‐ Nice shot.
576
00:32:01,042 --> 00:32:02,042
And that's it?
577
00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,042
That's all you got?
578
00:32:03,458 --> 00:32:04,458
‐ Oh,
579
00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,375
your dad.
580
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,125
‐ What are we doing?
581
00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:12,541
‐ I don't know.
582
00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:13,500
No, I'm just kidding.
583
00:32:13,501 --> 00:32:14,957
‐ Oh my God.
584
00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:16,957
‐ Uh, I got you, though.
‐ You did.
585
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:17,958
‐ What about you?
586
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:19,500
What's going on with your sex life?
587
00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:23,000
‐ Nice try.
‐ Hmm?
588
00:32:24,583 --> 00:32:25,583
‐ I'm not gonna sleep with you.
589
00:32:25,584 --> 00:32:28,332
‐ I mean, you asked me about mine,
I was just being courteous.
590
00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:30,082
‐ I mean, I might have the other night,
591
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,417
you know, I would have but‐‐
592
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,291
Not now, though.
‐ Yeah!
593
00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:36,707
I was thinking
the exact same thing, you know.
594
00:32:36,708 --> 00:32:39,082
We'll be seeing each other all the time,
let's keep it simple.
595
00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:40,333
Don't over‐complicate it.
‐ Yeah.
596
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,958
We've never had sex?
597
00:32:45,292 --> 00:32:47,582
Again, my memory is pretty shot,
598
00:32:47,583 --> 00:32:48,708
but I don't think so.
599
00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:51,374
Anyways, I think
the party's gonna start pretty soon.
600
00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,375
You wanna head back?
601
00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:53,958
‐ Is that a joke?
602
00:32:55,167 --> 00:32:57,291
No. Why would I do that?
603
00:32:57,292 --> 00:33:00,166
‐ I don't know. Eat, drink, dance.
Bask in love.
604
00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:02,207
‐ That is not love.
‐ Of course it is! Tala's in love.
605
00:33:02,208 --> 00:33:03,999
‐ No. You don't actually know
what you're talking about.
606
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,416
We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know.
607
00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,249
Nobody can stand the idea
608
00:33:09,250 --> 00:33:10,292
of being alone,
609
00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:15,791
so we... buy into this pageantry
610
00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,374
and celebrate its bullshit.
611
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:19,832
‐ All right. So no wedding, then.
612
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:20,958
Where do you wanna go?
613
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,208
‐ Oh my God.
614
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,957
Maybe it's a karma thing.
615
00:33:26,958 --> 00:33:28,291
‐ What is?
‐ Yeah.
616
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:31,583
What if it's like to get out of this...
617
00:33:32,250 --> 00:33:34,332
you have to be selfless
and then you're free.
618
00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:36,666
‐ I just bought a hundred‐dollar candy bar
and I'm still here.
619
00:33:36,667 --> 00:33:39,041
‐ Yeah, but not like that.
Like real acts of selflessness,
620
00:33:39,042 --> 00:33:41,166
like the bone marrow shit
that Tala does, you know.
621
00:33:41,167 --> 00:33:44,374
Look, what if, oh my God, what if life
just keeps going for everyone else here
622
00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,332
but not you and me
until we've earned our way out?
623
00:33:46,333 --> 00:33:47,916
You've really never thought
about this before?
624
00:33:47,917 --> 00:33:49,874
‐ Yeah, no, I've never thought
about the multiverse.
625
00:33:49,875 --> 00:33:53,000
All right, fine, let's say you're right
and that would work,
626
00:33:53,708 --> 00:33:56,166
what's the most selfless act
you can think of?
627
00:33:56,167 --> 00:33:59,500
Something that would guarantee
this day to end.
628
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:06,333
And I have full faith in your abilities
629
00:34:07,208 --> 00:34:09,625
to keep the boat...
630
00:34:10,292 --> 00:34:11,292
afloat.
631
00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:14,249
And now, old mate Abe...
‐ Oh, honey.
632
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,916
Is gonna say his vows.
633
00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:18,833
‐ Actually, just‐‐
Sorry, hold on one second.
634
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:20,958
You can take that.
635
00:34:52,208 --> 00:34:53,208
Are you joking right now?
636
00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,166
All right! Get down!
637
00:35:07,167 --> 00:35:09,167
Get down! Get down!
638
00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:13,541
Down! Hey! Hey!
639
00:35:13,542 --> 00:35:15,332
This place‐‐ Get off me!
640
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:17,874
Get off me! I should never
have left the Great Lakes.
641
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,541
This place is a nightmare.
642
00:35:19,542 --> 00:35:21,207
- Randy.
- It's all right, Randy.
643
00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,291
Everything is great.
644
00:35:22,292 --> 00:35:25,082
- Sorry.
- Uh, well, the gods have spoken,
645
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:27,708
and they approve this marriage!
646
00:35:30,875 --> 00:35:32,374
‐ What the hell did you say to her?
647
00:35:32,375 --> 00:35:33,957
‐ Sister stuff. But I think I'm good.
648
00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:37,041
Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.
649
00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,042
‐ Right.
650
00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:42,167
‐ Uh‐oh, Alan, you owe me
a shot of whiskey.
651
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:45,792
Alan.
652
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,291
Well, Nyles, this has been great.
653
00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:51,207
Well, you know, not great,
but it's been interesting.
654
00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:53,208
And, hey, in all your future loops,
655
00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:57,082
please keep me out of that fucking cave.
656
00:35:57,083 --> 00:36:00,292
And good luck with that psychopath
who keeps trying to murder you.
657
00:36:01,292 --> 00:36:02,707
Thank you.
658
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:03,583
Deal with him.
659
00:36:03,584 --> 00:36:05,333
‐ Yeah.
‐ That could be your way out.
660
00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,666
‐ Well, you seem
to have it all figured out.
661
00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:08,875
‐ Good luck.
662
00:36:10,458 --> 00:36:12,083
Coming!
663
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,082
Oh, Sarah?
664
00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,083
‐ Didn't work. Life is meaningless.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
665
00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,583
‐ Oh my God.
666
00:36:21,458 --> 00:36:22,541
Are you...
667
00:36:22,542 --> 00:36:23,833
fucking cheating on me?
668
00:36:24,792 --> 00:36:25,792
What?
669
00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:27,667
This isn't funny.
670
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,792
Okay, stop.
671
00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,583
I'm serious.
672
00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,207
Stop copying me!
673
00:36:33,208 --> 00:36:35,332
Stop pretending like you know everything!
674
00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:40,625
‐ Okay, I'm gonna go.
‐ Wait, what?
675
00:36:41,167 --> 00:36:42,333
‐ And what is this place?
676
00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:45,374
‐ This is kind of a safehouse for me.
677
00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,666
The family who lives here is out of town.
678
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:51,375
I don't know when they're coming back,
but... it's not today.
679
00:36:52,917 --> 00:36:56,207
♪ John Cale's Barracuda playing ♪
680
00:36:56,208 --> 00:36:58,208
Let's waste some time.
681
00:36:59,208 --> 00:37:02,624
♪ Dark woman in the water drowning ♪
682
00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:04,542
♪ Sinking in a funny way ♪
683
00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:10,125
Hey, who's the mustache?
684
00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:12,832
‐ Prick my wife run off with.
685
00:37:15,292 --> 00:37:18,374
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪
686
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:21,541
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪
687
00:37:28,167 --> 00:37:31,374
♪ Dark woman in a cupboard burning ♪
688
00:37:31,375 --> 00:37:34,207
♪ Woman, what have they done ♪
689
00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:36,832
‐ Whoo!
690
00:37:36,833 --> 00:37:39,292
♪ Dark woman like a panther breathing ♪
691
00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,250
Aah! Stop, stop, stop.
692
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:46,957
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪
693
00:37:47,834 --> 00:37:50,792
♪ The ocean will have us all ♪
694
00:37:54,458 --> 00:37:56,166
♪ Cold cost of the death of nothing ♪
695
00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,207
Whoo!
‐ This is fucking crazy!
696
00:37:58,208 --> 00:37:59,416
Whoo!
697
00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:01,750
‐ Uh‐oh.
698
00:38:06,583 --> 00:38:09,374
♪ Funky electronic music playing ♪
699
00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:17,249
What the hell?
700
00:38:30,792 --> 00:38:32,083
Hyah!
701
00:38:40,792 --> 00:38:41,792
Whoo!
702
00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:47,917
Whoo!
703
00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,499
Hyah!
704
00:38:56,500 --> 00:38:57,458
Hey! Ho!
705
00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,125
‐ Ahh!
‐ Whoo‐hoo!
706
00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:02,708
Whoo!
707
00:39:03,458 --> 00:39:05,374
‐ Sarah, where have you been?
708
00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:06,541
Tala's pissed.
709
00:39:06,542 --> 00:39:07,542
‐ I missed you.
710
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,999
‐ What?
‐ I want you to meet me in the bathroom.
711
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,749
Uh, all right.
712
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:16,792
‐ And I want you to wear... this.
713
00:39:17,542 --> 00:39:18,583
‐ Oh.
714
00:39:19,250 --> 00:39:21,166
Um, sure.
715
00:39:21,167 --> 00:39:23,082
Can I keep my shirt on?
716
00:39:33,250 --> 00:39:37,791
♪ Iwalani Kahalewai's
Ulu Palakua playing ♪
717
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,582
‐ And there's flames coming off
the back and everything?
718
00:39:39,583 --> 00:39:40,957
‐ Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.
719
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:42,832
‐ How close are you sticking to my sketch?
720
00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:44,041
‐ I stuck to it exactly.
721
00:39:44,042 --> 00:39:45,124
You're gonna love it.
722
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,582
‐ Awesome.
‐ Looks really cool.
723
00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,292
‐ Wait! Stop!
724
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,124
There is a bomb in the cake.
725
00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:57,332
Don't worry.
726
00:39:58,209 --> 00:40:00,041
I used to be a bomb guy.
727
00:40:00,042 --> 00:40:01,375
Everyone stand back.
728
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,249
‐ Oh my God!
729
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:09,291
Foiled! You son of a bitch!
730
00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,832
You ruined my plan!
731
00:40:10,833 --> 00:40:11,957
Sarah.
732
00:40:11,958 --> 00:40:15,249
The sister of the bride
and based on her accent,
733
00:40:15,250 --> 00:40:17,249
from origins unknown.
734
00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,749
I'll take her dead or alive.
735
00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,666
‐ Put the weapon down.
‐ Fine.
736
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,707
Then it's to be hand‐to‐hand combat then.
737
00:40:23,668 --> 00:40:25,333
Oh my God! Nyles!
738
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:26,749
‐ How's it going? Is it good?
739
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:28,207
‐ Yeah, looks really good.
740
00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:30,249
‐ And are the balls smooth
and hairless, like I asked for?
741
00:40:30,250 --> 00:40:31,791
‐ Yeah.
‐ And are you getting the jizz right?
742
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,500
‐ Dotted lines. Straight across.
743
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:35,917
‐ Ready?
‐ Yeah.
744
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,208
‐ Ta‐da!
745
00:40:42,542 --> 00:40:43,667
‐ Wow!
746
00:40:44,083 --> 00:40:45,750
Thank you. That's beautiful.
747
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:47,666
I'm not that old, though, am I?
748
00:40:49,250 --> 00:40:53,999
♪ Ulu Palakua continues ♪
749
00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:06,292
Think of it like this.
750
00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:09,583
Everything in this void
751
00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:12,082
the space where the candy bar once was
752
00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:14,083
but is now in my stomach,
753
00:41:14,667 --> 00:41:16,041
is the past.
754
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:18,541
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ And everything that's remaining
755
00:41:18,542 --> 00:41:20,874
is the future encased in chocolate.
756
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,000
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ I have no interest in this
757
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:25,041
emptiness,
758
00:41:25,042 --> 00:41:28,166
you know, the who, what, why of your past.
759
00:41:28,167 --> 00:41:29,791
You got here, that's all that matters.
760
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,167
‐ But if you really want to know
someone deeper, it does matter.
761
00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:34,708
It does.
762
00:41:35,292 --> 00:41:37,457
You have to know the whole package.
763
00:41:37,458 --> 00:41:38,666
‐ I disagree.
764
00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:41,042
This... the next bite,
765
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,125
that's all that matters.
766
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:50,042
‐ I was married for two years.
767
00:41:55,292 --> 00:41:56,667
I knew it wasn't going to work.
768
00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,749
I knew it wasn't going to work out
the moment that I said yes.
769
00:41:59,750 --> 00:42:02,207
I knew it wasn't going to work out
when I moved to Austin for him.
770
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,625
I knew it wasn't going to work out
771
00:42:05,167 --> 00:42:07,083
as I walked down the aisle.
772
00:42:08,625 --> 00:42:11,625
But... I went through with it.
773
00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:13,792
And it didn't work out.
774
00:42:15,875 --> 00:42:19,000
Now... ignoring all that
775
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,458
would make me destined to repeat it.
776
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:30,625
What about you?
777
00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:33,792
‐ Hmm.
778
00:42:34,250 --> 00:42:35,958
You gonna tell me anything about‐‐
779
00:42:38,208 --> 00:42:39,374
‐ There's nothing.
780
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,375
‐ What about your life
before you got stuck in here?
781
00:42:43,542 --> 00:42:44,542
What was your job?
782
00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,458
‐ I honestly can't remember.
783
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,541
‐ Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles.
784
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,042
‐ No, I'm serious.
785
00:43:01,959 --> 00:43:03,333
Wow, it's been
786
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,292
such a long time.
787
00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:16,333
These are fantastic mushrooms.
788
00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:21,750
‐ Yeah.
789
00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:25,499
Too bad we're doing it
in such a shithole, though.
790
00:43:26,459 --> 00:43:28,542
I am not a fan of this magical desert.
791
00:43:29,250 --> 00:43:31,916
‐ Well,
then I just feel sorry for you.
792
00:43:31,917 --> 00:43:33,374
‐ Yeah?
‐ Uh‐huh.
793
00:43:33,375 --> 00:43:34,458
‐ Oh wow.
794
00:43:35,208 --> 00:43:36,999
Look, if you feel sorry for me,
then that must mean
795
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,332
that you care about me, Nyles.
796
00:43:38,333 --> 00:43:39,333
‐ In what‐‐
797
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,207
No.
‐ In what, what?
798
00:43:41,208 --> 00:43:43,499
‐ Wha‐‐ No. When I say that
799
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:45,208
I feel sorry, it's like,
800
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,457
it's the same way that I would say
that I feel sorry
801
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:50,374
that, you know, I finished one beer,
802
00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,791
and now I have to open a new one.
803
00:43:53,668 --> 00:43:55,542
You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.
804
00:43:56,292 --> 00:43:58,500
It's just a fleeting feeling.
805
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,875
‐ Right.
‐ It drifts away,
806
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,125
just like, uh, they all do.
807
00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:10,333
‐ What do you mean,
"It just drifts away
808
00:44:11,417 --> 00:44:12,542
like they all do"?
809
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:16,042
Like, what has drifted away?
810
00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:27,292
Everything.
811
00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:33,708
Anyways,
812
00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,917
cheers.
813
00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:38,833
‐ To pretending not to care.
814
00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,667
‐ I like that.
‐ I know you do.
815
00:44:43,625 --> 00:44:44,875
‐ To pretending‐‐
816
00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:54,167
That's new.
817
00:44:56,958 --> 00:44:58,417
‐ Oh my God.
818
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,958
‐ Do you see them, too?
819
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,417
Are they real?
820
00:45:04,750 --> 00:45:06,000
Who cares?
821
00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:29,708
Night.
822
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:43,292
‐ Nyles.
823
00:45:43,833 --> 00:45:44,875
‐ Mm‐hmm.
824
00:45:45,667 --> 00:45:47,375
‐ Let's just get it over with.
825
00:45:53,625 --> 00:45:54,625
‐ Okay.
826
00:46:07,875 --> 00:46:09,166
Wait.
‐ What?
827
00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,500
What?
828
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:13,541
‐ I just‐‐
829
00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:54,999
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
830
00:47:12,792 --> 00:47:14,417
‐ Hey, um,
831
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:17,792
sorry, you, um, you‐‐
you should probably go
832
00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:20,250
you know, before somebody sees you.
833
00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:46,750
Sarah. Sarah?
834
00:47:47,417 --> 00:47:48,417
‐ Yeah.
835
00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:55,000
‐ Gotta say,
836
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:57,625
kinda felt
837
00:47:58,958 --> 00:48:00,500
a little different this morning.
838
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
Like,
839
00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:06,333
you know, kinda good.
840
00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,542
'Cause of last night.
841
00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:16,292
‐ Oh yeah.
842
00:48:17,458 --> 00:48:18,458
Yeah.
843
00:48:20,417 --> 00:48:22,250
‐ Is that a "Yeah" of regret or‐‐
844
00:48:24,042 --> 00:48:25,416
‐ Yeah, it was fun.
845
00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:26,583
It was fun.
846
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,625
‐ Yeah, sounds like it.
847
00:48:33,708 --> 00:48:35,667
‐ I can't keep waking up in here.
848
00:48:37,292 --> 00:48:39,292
‐ Yeah, the waking up is always weird,
849
00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,125
but, you know,
850
00:48:42,542 --> 00:48:44,832
going to bed maybe just got
a little better.
851
00:48:44,833 --> 00:48:47,499
Right?
‐ This cop's been following us
852
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,500
for miles.
853
00:48:49,708 --> 00:48:51,000
- Oh.
- Right?
854
00:48:53,083 --> 00:48:55,082
‐ Do you wanna talk about it or‐‐
‐ The cop?
855
00:48:55,083 --> 00:48:58,291
‐ No, the fact that, um,
we had sex last night.
856
00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,749
You said we should have sex,
and then we had sex.
857
00:49:00,750 --> 00:49:01,833
‐ What's there to talk about?
858
00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:05,582
It's all meaningless, right?
859
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:06,583
‐ I mean,
860
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,458
I hope it's not all meaningless.
861
00:49:13,375 --> 00:49:14,874
‐ So what, we're just littering now?
862
00:49:14,875 --> 00:49:16,250
‐ God, nothing.
863
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:18,374
What is this guy's deal?
864
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:29,707
Oh, there we go. Finally.
865
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:30,791
‐ What are you doing?
866
00:49:30,792 --> 00:49:33,249
‐ You know, believe it or not,
I've never been arrested before.
867
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,958
Yeah, and I'm very curious to see
what it's all about. Aren't you?
868
00:49:36,375 --> 00:49:37,375
‐ No.
869
00:49:37,376 --> 00:49:39,374
No, no, no, no, don't.
870
00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:40,458
I think it might be him.
871
00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,208
‐ Him?
‐ Roy.
872
00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:45,083
Oh, that fucker!
873
00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:48,750
‐ Don't stop.
874
00:49:48,751 --> 00:49:51,374
‐ If you're not gonna take care of this,
someone has to.
875
00:49:51,375 --> 00:49:54,041
‐ No, someone doesn't have to!
We've been over this!
876
00:49:54,042 --> 00:49:55,458
I'm serious. I'm serious!
877
00:49:56,208 --> 00:49:57,500
‐ Help!
878
00:49:58,250 --> 00:50:00,749
He's trying to kill me!
879
00:50:01,917 --> 00:50:04,333
He's trying to kill me!
880
00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,582
He's trying to kill me!
881
00:50:06,583 --> 00:50:08,207
Sir, step out of the vehicle
882
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,458
with your hands up.
883
00:50:09,833 --> 00:50:11,374
Thank you.
884
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:12,917
Thank you.
885
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:14,832
Is that him?
886
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,541
Sir, if you do not comply,
887
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,875
I'll have no choice
but to remove you by force.
888
00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:26,417
Uh, okay!
889
00:50:28,875 --> 00:50:30,083
I'm coming out!
890
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,791
Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman,
891
00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:37,875
I thought you were someone else.
892
00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:42,208
Should always go
with that first instinct, shit bird.
893
00:50:48,500 --> 00:50:49,957
‐ Hi, Roy.
894
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:54,082
Aahhh!
895
00:50:58,292 --> 00:51:00,000
You called for backup?
896
00:51:00,875 --> 00:51:02,749
‐ Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
897
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,541
‐ Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh,
898
00:51:04,542 --> 00:51:05,542
I just clipped him.
899
00:51:05,543 --> 00:51:06,957
‐ You did not just clip him.
900
00:51:06,958 --> 00:51:08,457
‐ He's a fucking sadist.
901
00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:10,374
I‐‐ I was just saving you!
You should be thanking me.
902
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,375
He was gonna kill you.
903
00:51:11,376 --> 00:51:12,791
‐ Okay, well, no, thank you.
904
00:51:12,792 --> 00:51:14,374
‐ Freeze! Put your hands above your head!
905
00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,249
‐ Suck my dick, Officer Bitch.
906
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:17,791
‐ Seriously, man, just leave us alone.
907
00:51:17,792 --> 00:51:19,416
‐ Are you gonna
fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh?
908
00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:20,749
Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me.
909
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:22,499
Come on, just do it.
910
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:26,749
I'm touching your bike.
911
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,375
Oh, uh‐oh, uh‐oh.
912
00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,624
Who the fuck is she?
913
00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:32,582
What the hell is going on with you?
914
00:51:32,583 --> 00:51:34,458
What?
It got a little out of hand.
915
00:51:36,167 --> 00:51:38,625
‐ You think.
‐ Sorry.
916
00:51:39,708 --> 00:51:41,207
‐ The pain is real.
917
00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:42,957
Why can't you understand that?
918
00:51:42,958 --> 00:51:45,374
‐ It doesn't matter.
Nothing matters. Right?
919
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:47,499
Those are your words.
‐ No. Pain matters!
920
00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,416
What we do to other people matters!
921
00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:51,291
Being a source of terror is not fun, okay.
922
00:51:51,292 --> 00:51:54,082
It's not fulfilling.
I know this from experience.
923
00:51:54,083 --> 00:51:56,374
It doesn't matter that everything resets
and people don't remember.
924
00:51:56,375 --> 00:51:58,832
We remember. We have to deal
with the things that we do.
925
00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:01,457
‐ Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles.
You were never gonna deal with him.
926
00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:05,457
I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you.
‐ No, Sarah, fuck you.
927
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,707
Out of nowhere,
you just start acting like a child,
928
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,917
which, by the way, is how you got stuck
in this shit to begin with.
929
00:52:10,667 --> 00:52:12,457
Oww!
See? A child.
930
00:52:12,458 --> 00:52:14,124
Shut the fuck up over there!
931
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:17,416
‐ I got stuck in this shit
because you got me stuck in it.
932
00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:19,249
‐ I tried to stop you.
933
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:21,957
Or don't you remember.
I said, "Stop, don't come in."
934
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:24,874
But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do.
She's got it all figured out.
935
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,207
‐ Are you serious right now?
936
00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:28,332
I followed you into that cave
because I liked you
937
00:52:28,333 --> 00:52:30,124
and someone was trying to hurt you.
938
00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:31,916
Because I give a shit,
939
00:52:31,917 --> 00:52:34,791
which is something that
you clearly know nothing about.
940
00:52:34,792 --> 00:52:37,374
If I had known
that I was going to be stuck
941
00:52:37,375 --> 00:52:39,541
with a pretentious, sad bully
942
00:52:39,542 --> 00:52:41,666
for the rest of eternity,
943
00:52:41,667 --> 00:52:44,916
I would have stayed so far away from you,
944
00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,291
and I sure as hell
would never have fucked you.
945
00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:49,292
‐ Oh please, we've fucked
like a thousand times.
946
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,625
‐ What?
947
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:01,249
What did you say?
948
00:53:01,250 --> 00:53:03,250
‐ Wha‐‐ I didn't say‐‐
‐ Answer me.
949
00:53:09,917 --> 00:53:10,958
I lied, okay.
950
00:53:12,042 --> 00:53:13,791
We did hook up before.
951
00:53:13,792 --> 00:53:15,292
A lot.
952
00:53:16,167 --> 00:53:18,708
All I had to do was bail you out with
that ridiculous speech at the wedding.
953
00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:21,207
But it was different then.
954
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,833
It was always just gonna reset.
955
00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,958
And then you got stuck in here and‐‐
956
00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:29,249
I don't know, maybe I should have
told you, but I didn't wanna tell you.
957
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,042
I didn't wanna tell you!
958
00:53:35,083 --> 00:53:36,083
So I didn't.
959
00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:38,042
Okay.
960
00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,458
‐ I'm getting out of this day.
961
00:53:48,167 --> 00:53:50,457
‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
962
00:53:50,458 --> 00:53:51,542
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐
963
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,833
Hey. Pia.
964
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,000
What room is Sarah staying at?
965
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,582
Misty's boyfriend. Come on.
966
00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:11,541
‐ Oh, okay, right, right, sorry.
967
00:54:11,542 --> 00:54:13,542
Um, her room is second to last
down the hall.
968
00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:15,292
But she isn't in there.
969
00:54:15,917 --> 00:54:17,416
‐ Where is she?
‐ No one knows.
970
00:54:17,417 --> 00:54:20,042
Howard went to wake her up this morning,
but she wasn't in there.
971
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:30,041
‐ So, did anyone actually see her
sleep in there last night?
972
00:54:30,042 --> 00:54:32,582
She wakes me up every morning, guys,
so she's got to be somewhere.
973
00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:34,707
‐ Nyles, what are you doing?
‐ Sarah!
974
00:54:34,708 --> 00:54:35,708
Come on out!
975
00:54:36,417 --> 00:54:38,000
Come on out!
976
00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:39,708
Wake up.
977
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:43,917
‐ Sarah!
978
00:54:46,833 --> 00:54:47,833
Sarah!
979
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:52,417
Wake up.
980
00:54:53,292 --> 00:54:56,207
‐ Sarah realized the day
wasn't about her so she left.
981
00:54:56,208 --> 00:54:57,624
‐ Oh, don't say that.
982
00:54:57,625 --> 00:54:59,166
‐ No, Howard.
983
00:54:59,167 --> 00:55:01,041
Once again, Pia is right.
984
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:04,875
Sarah treats her life like
it's her own private soap opera.
985
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,333
‐ Who are you?
986
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:09,250
‐ Misty's boyfriend.
987
00:55:12,583 --> 00:55:13,583
Wake up.
988
00:55:13,584 --> 00:55:14,957
Where is she?
989
00:55:14,958 --> 00:55:17,166
Seriously, did she tell you guys
to do this.
990
00:55:17,167 --> 00:55:19,541
You didn't go in the cave,
but she told you to do this, right?
991
00:55:19,542 --> 00:55:21,374
‐ I don't‐‐ I don't feel safe
with him in the ho‐‐
992
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:22,832
I feel like we should call the cops.
993
00:55:22,833 --> 00:55:24,666
‐ That's, like, honestly‐‐
‐ Sarah!
994
00:55:24,667 --> 00:55:26,124
‐ I don't feel safe anymore.
995
00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:28,082
And how gorgeous are these two?
996
00:55:28,083 --> 00:55:30,832
I mean, hashtag lifegoals,
am I right, guys?
997
00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:31,999
Hmm.
998
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,291
- We're so bad.
- Hmm.
999
00:55:33,292 --> 00:55:34,999
‐ Hold my leg up.
‐ Wake up.
1000
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,624
Airforce Reserves,
I ate three whole pizzas.
1001
00:55:37,625 --> 00:55:38,874
Randy, you have the best stories.
1002
00:55:38,875 --> 00:55:41,499
- I know.
- Hey!
1003
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,041
‐ Oh my God.
1004
00:55:43,042 --> 00:55:45,875
The wedding guy's here.
1005
00:55:47,167 --> 00:55:48,374
‐ Yeah.
‐ I need a breather.
1006
00:55:48,375 --> 00:55:49,916
Can I, can I‐‐ ‐ Oh, please.
1007
00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,332
Go for it. I brought it for you, man.
1008
00:55:52,542 --> 00:55:54,583
Misty's boyfriend.
Are you in on this?
1009
00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:00,292
That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well,
1010
00:56:00,667 --> 00:56:01,791
don't mind if I do.
1011
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,583
That's good, right?
1012
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:11,207
‐ Now he's married, man.
Watch him go back to the wedding.
1013
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:12,792
I never wanna be married.
1014
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:16,416
‐ You okay, dude?
‐ Did you two sleep in here last night?
1015
00:56:16,417 --> 00:56:18,707
‐ No, Tala's all about that
no sleeping together
1016
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,582
before marriage thing, so Abe took it.
1017
00:56:20,583 --> 00:56:21,583
Why?
1018
00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:23,166
‐ Abe slept here last night?
1019
00:56:23,167 --> 00:56:24,417
Yeah. What's up?
1020
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:29,542
‐ So fucking beautiful.
1021
00:56:30,375 --> 00:56:33,374
‐ Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it.
1022
00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:34,375
‐ Uh,
1023
00:56:34,750 --> 00:56:37,333
excuse me.
‐ You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.
1024
00:56:38,292 --> 00:56:39,457
‐ What's he talking about?
1025
00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,416
Your sister and Abraham
1026
00:56:41,417 --> 00:56:42,666
boned each other.
1027
00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:44,750
‐ She wakes up with him every single day
1028
00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,874
and then probably sneaks out
in the morning.
1029
00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,832
God, no wonder she hates herself.
1030
00:56:48,833 --> 00:56:49,708
Here, smell this.
1031
00:56:49,709 --> 00:56:51,416
- From Abe's room.
- Shut up and sit down.
1032
00:56:51,417 --> 00:56:53,332
You're drunk.
‐ Nyles, what are you doing?
1033
00:56:53,333 --> 00:56:54,499
‐ Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.
1034
00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:56,167
‐ That isn't true, is it?
1035
00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:58,041
‐ What? No. No!
1036
00:56:58,042 --> 00:56:59,582
This guy's been drunk all day.
1037
00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,041
‐ That may be accurate.
1038
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:03,874
However, if you do smell the pillow,
you will recognize
1039
00:57:03,875 --> 00:57:06,874
the distinct scent
of Orchid Explosion by Fournier,
1040
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:09,000
the hair mist you got for Sarah
on her birthday.
1041
00:57:10,083 --> 00:57:13,874
Does anyone else here wear
Orchid Explosion by Fournier?
1042
00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875
‐ Oh my God.
1043
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,750
‐ I didn't think so.
1044
00:57:17,625 --> 00:57:19,332
‐ Get the fuck out of here, okay.
1045
00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:20,999
‐ Abe, let's take a walk.
1046
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,416
‐ You don't actually believe
this guy, do you?
1047
00:57:22,417 --> 00:57:24,499
‐ You cheated on your fiancée
the night before your wedding
1048
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:25,791
with her sister?
1049
00:57:25,792 --> 00:57:27,916
And you know what, fuck all of you.
1050
00:57:27,917 --> 00:57:29,416
Sarah's a good person,
1051
00:57:29,417 --> 00:57:31,957
but for some reason, she's never been
good enough for any of you‐‐
1052
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:34,166
Hey!
1053
00:57:34,167 --> 00:57:36,042
Come here.
1054
00:57:37,625 --> 00:57:39,333
‐ Stay back!
‐ What are you doing?
1055
00:57:41,125 --> 00:57:43,332
‐ Try to ruin my life, huh?
Come on. Let's go.
1056
00:57:44,875 --> 00:57:46,000
Ohh!
1057
00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,333
‐ Misty's boyfriend!
1058
00:57:54,500 --> 00:57:55,458
‐ Oh wow.
1059
00:57:55,459 --> 00:57:57,124
‐ Oh my God, oh my God!
1060
00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,082
Oh my God, is there a fork in my face?
1061
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,916
Ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to invite
1062
00:58:09,917 --> 00:58:12,999
the mother and the father of the bride
for a one‐night special performance.
1063
00:58:15,833 --> 00:58:16,833
Tala,
1064
00:58:16,834 --> 00:58:19,042
you know that I'm not great
with words, but
1065
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:21,624
I do love you more than anything.
1066
00:58:22,917 --> 00:58:25,166
So, we're going to perform a number
1067
00:58:25,167 --> 00:58:28,332
that I sung to Howard
on our wedding night.
1068
00:58:28,333 --> 00:58:30,707
It's a song that I want
you two to remember
1069
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,667
when you fall into hard times.
1070
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:34,792
Love can get you through anything.
1071
00:58:35,542 --> 00:58:38,041
And this is A Lover's Concerto.
1072
00:58:39,292 --> 00:58:42,083
♪ How gentle is the rain ♪
1073
00:58:42,708 --> 00:58:46,666
♪ That falls softly on the meadow ♪
1074
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:56,292
‐ I miss her, Jerry.
1075
00:58:57,083 --> 00:58:58,083
Who?
1076
00:58:59,792 --> 00:59:02,208
‐ Sarah.
‐ Wilder?
1077
00:59:03,542 --> 00:59:04,542
Oh.
1078
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:06,708
I didn't know you knew her.
1079
00:59:14,458 --> 00:59:15,542
‐ I love her.
1080
00:59:18,375 --> 00:59:19,375
‐ I see.
1081
00:59:21,083 --> 00:59:22,249
That's interesting.
1082
00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:31,416
Wake up.
1083
00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:57,750
Roy!
1084
00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:00,042
I'm turning myself in!
1085
01:00:00,958 --> 01:00:02,707
Torture me, I don't care!
1086
01:00:02,708 --> 01:00:04,124
‐ Motherfucker.
1087
01:00:04,125 --> 01:00:06,457
‐ You were right, it's dark down here!
1088
01:00:06,458 --> 01:00:07,957
‐ What the fuck are you doing here?
1089
01:00:07,958 --> 01:00:09,416
‐ Hey, Roy.
1090
01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:11,750
I give up. You win.
1091
01:00:13,917 --> 01:00:14,917
It's okay, everybody.
1092
01:00:14,918 --> 01:00:16,499
It's my nephew.
1093
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:17,957
Thanks for your concern.
1094
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:21,166
You cannot be here.
1095
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:22,666
‐ Who was that man?
‐ Fuck!
1096
01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:23,832
‐ Oh.
‐ Hey, hon.
1097
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:25,000
This is
1098
01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,207
‐ Nyles.
‐ Nyles
1099
01:00:27,208 --> 01:00:28,624
He's an old friend.
1100
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:32,083
Tuna will be ready soon,
and we'll be out back.
1101
01:00:38,875 --> 01:00:40,457
You look sad.
1102
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:42,042
Oh, he's okay, sweetie.
1103
01:00:48,917 --> 01:00:50,125
Twins.
1104
01:00:50,917 --> 01:00:53,042
Do you believe I made these at my age?
1105
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,749
If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night,
1106
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,125
I'd have put the condom on right,
and they wouldn't be here.
1107
01:01:00,125 --> 01:01:02,208
So, here's to Mai Tais.
1108
01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,499
‐ So, this is your life?
1109
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500
‐ Not bad, huh?
1110
01:01:10,501 --> 01:01:11,917
Beautiful wife,
1111
01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:13,958
beautiful kids.
1112
01:01:16,542 --> 01:01:18,417
Little Joey is watering dog shit.
1113
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:20,375
It's weird.
1114
01:01:21,625 --> 01:01:24,249
But... it's beautiful.
1115
01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:26,833
‐ What happened to marriage being
a "bottomless pit of sorrow"?
1116
01:01:27,333 --> 01:01:28,750
‐ Things change, you know.
1117
01:01:30,708 --> 01:01:32,500
Priorities change.
1118
01:01:37,250 --> 01:01:38,707
Okay, so what are you doing here?
1119
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:41,083
Just get on with it.
You're freaking my wife out.
1120
01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:45,125
‐ I don't know, I‐‐
1121
01:01:46,083 --> 01:01:48,207
I hadn't seen you in a while.
‐ Yeah, no shit.
1122
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,749
I ended up in the hospital
last time I saw you.
1123
01:01:50,750 --> 01:01:53,708
Nurses wouldn't let me sleep.
They were afraid I'd go into a coma.
1124
01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:56,458
‐ Nothing worse than dying slowly
in the ICU.
1125
01:01:58,292 --> 01:02:00,292
‐ I had a lot of anger towards you, man.
1126
01:02:01,917 --> 01:02:03,042
I mean,
1127
01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,333
I'm not going to see my kids grow up,
1128
01:02:07,708 --> 01:02:09,875
never gonna walk little Libby
down the aisle.
1129
01:02:15,958 --> 01:02:17,874
I guess I had my head up my own ass.
1130
01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:19,250
I mean, I didn't really
1131
01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,625
comprehend what I was putting you through.
1132
01:02:24,375 --> 01:02:28,000
That little stint in the hospital
really opened my eyes, though.
1133
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,583
This was always a good day here.
1134
01:02:36,542 --> 01:02:37,542
You know.
1135
01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:40,958
My wife in the prime of her womanhood.
1136
01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,792
Little Joey tending his dog shit.
1137
01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:48,791
Libby's gonna do a family portrait
later this afternoon
1138
01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,375
where we're all animals.
1139
01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:53,292
I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.
1140
01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:56,042
I mean, it doesn't get
any better than that.
1141
01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:02,417
You gotta find your Irvine.
1142
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,792
‐ I don't have an Irvine.
1143
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:09,125
‐ We all have an Irvine.
1144
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:14,374
Hey, who was that loony bitch
that blindsided me
1145
01:03:14,375 --> 01:03:16,542
with the cop car, anyway?
‐ Don't call her that.
1146
01:03:18,708 --> 01:03:20,332
‐ You took her to the cave, didn't you?
1147
01:03:20,333 --> 01:03:22,457
Did you learn nothing from all this?
1148
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:23,750
‐ She followed me in.
1149
01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,292
‐ Well, at least you have each other.
1150
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:34,000
Nothing worse than going
through this shit alone.
1151
01:03:42,500 --> 01:03:44,000
Okay, I think it's time for you to go.
1152
01:03:45,667 --> 01:03:47,792
‐ Can I stay for dinner?
‐ No, man, look, I‐‐
1153
01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:51,583
I think it's best
if we don't see each other anymore.
1154
01:03:53,167 --> 01:03:54,417
It's not you, it's me.
1155
01:03:59,708 --> 01:04:02,083
‐ Could you kill me one more time?
1156
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:05,833
You could still
1157
01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:07,625
beat the traffic?
1158
01:04:10,708 --> 01:04:12,583
‐ All right. Side yard.
1159
01:04:17,458 --> 01:04:18,917
I hope you find it, man.
1160
01:04:19,583 --> 01:04:20,583
‐ Yeah.
1161
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:32,875
I'm getting out of this day.
1162
01:04:34,417 --> 01:04:36,916
‐ Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.
1163
01:04:36,917 --> 01:04:38,000
Sarah, Sarah, Sarah‐‐
1164
01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:41,750
It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.
1165
01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:43,457
‐ Hey.
‐ Shut up.
1166
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,624
That was awful and crazy
1167
01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:46,000
and it should never have happened,
1168
01:04:46,667 --> 01:04:49,499
and we both deserve
every single fucking terrible thing
1169
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:51,041
that is coming toward us
1170
01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:52,292
because we are very shitty people.
1171
01:04:52,958 --> 01:04:55,958
But... I am done being shitty.
1172
01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:04,124
‐ Fuck.
1173
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:09,624
Wh‐‐ What did we do?
That was‐‐ that was so stupid
1174
01:05:09,625 --> 01:05:11,124
I'm a cheating piece of shit.
1175
01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:13,249
‐ Yeah, okay, great, I don't know.
‐ I'm like my dad!
1176
01:06:04,875 --> 01:06:07,166
‐ There's only one possible future
given the laws of our‐‐
1177
01:06:07,167 --> 01:06:09,124
‐ Yeah, but it would allow
an observer access
1178
01:06:09,125 --> 01:06:12,542
to the indeterministic universe
on the other side of the Cauchy horizon.
1179
01:06:13,292 --> 01:06:15,582
‐ Okay. Sounds like
you don't need my help.
1180
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,082
‐ You'll be okay.
You'll do just fine.
1181
01:06:42,167 --> 01:06:43,375
Wake up.
1182
01:06:51,250 --> 01:06:52,375
‐ Hey.
1183
01:06:55,542 --> 01:06:57,458
You're here?
‐ Yep.
1184
01:06:58,958 --> 01:06:59,958
‐ Well,
1185
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,207
it's good to see you.
1186
01:07:03,208 --> 01:07:04,666
You look, you look great.
1187
01:07:04,667 --> 01:07:06,667
‐ Yeah, well, I can't age.
1188
01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:09,957
Right.
1189
01:07:09,958 --> 01:07:11,041
Let me in, Sarah.
1190
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:13,707
You can't lock me
out of my own room.
1191
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:14,708
Nyles!
1192
01:07:15,500 --> 01:07:16,500
Ugh!
1193
01:07:17,750 --> 01:07:18,625
‐ So, how have you been?
1194
01:07:18,626 --> 01:07:20,292
‐ Ugh, so bad.
1195
01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:22,125
I mean,
1196
01:07:23,792 --> 01:07:26,207
No, yeah, really, really bad.
1197
01:07:26,208 --> 01:07:28,375
Look, can I just say something?
1198
01:07:29,542 --> 01:07:30,792
I'm so sorry,
1199
01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:34,207
for lying, for not telling you
about our past.
1200
01:07:34,208 --> 01:07:36,457
And I don't blame you for being mad at me
1201
01:07:36,458 --> 01:07:38,916
and staying away for so long.
1202
01:07:38,917 --> 01:07:41,166
But I've been thinking about it a lot,
1203
01:07:41,167 --> 01:07:44,207
and I don't know, I feel like we had
something really good going
1204
01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:46,042
before I screwed it up, you know.
1205
01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:51,083
So, do you think there's any way
we could just start over?
1206
01:07:53,375 --> 01:07:54,375
‐ Thank you.
1207
01:07:56,708 --> 01:07:57,708
Are you done?
1208
01:07:58,083 --> 01:07:59,833
‐ Yeah.
‐ Cool.
1209
01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:02,125
So,
1210
01:08:03,500 --> 01:08:04,916
I think I found a way out.
1211
01:08:04,917 --> 01:08:06,207
‐ Huh?
1212
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:09,499
‐ We are trapped in a box of energy.
1213
01:08:09,500 --> 01:08:11,917
We get out of it by escaping the box
1214
01:08:13,208 --> 01:08:14,707
in the 3.2 seconds it takes
1215
01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:16,583
to travel through the loop itself.
1216
01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:21,166
‐ And by "escaping the box," you mean‐‐
1217
01:08:21,167 --> 01:08:23,707
‐ We blow up ourselves
and the cave during that window.
1218
01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,874
And if we detonate the C4
at the exact right moment,
1219
01:08:25,875 --> 01:08:27,958
it will propel us
1220
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:29,250
out.
1221
01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:31,917
‐ To where?
1222
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:33,292
‐ I don't know.
1223
01:08:33,293 --> 01:08:34,666
We could wake up, and it's today,
1224
01:08:34,667 --> 01:08:36,582
we could wake up,
and it's 20 years from now,
1225
01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:38,666
or, you know, we could be dead
1226
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:39,958
under a pile of rocks.
1227
01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:42,082
There's really no way to be sure,
1228
01:08:42,083 --> 01:08:44,000
that's why it's a theory.
1229
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:46,292
But we have to try.
1230
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,667
‐ Yeah, I guess.
1231
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:51,167
Do we, though? I mean,
1232
01:08:51,667 --> 01:08:54,082
I don't want you to set yourself up
for disappointment again.
1233
01:08:54,083 --> 01:08:55,292
Remember the whole karma thing?
1234
01:08:55,875 --> 01:08:56,958
‐ This is different.
1235
01:08:57,625 --> 01:08:59,041
I tested it.
1236
01:08:59,042 --> 01:09:00,708
‐ Tested it? How?
1237
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,624
‐ Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave
1238
01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:04,916
and I, I blew her up.
1239
01:09:04,917 --> 01:09:07,457
I don't know where she went,
but she is not here anymore.
1240
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:08,707
Can you zip me up?
‐ Wait.
1241
01:09:08,708 --> 01:09:10,291
The goat is gone?
1242
01:09:10,292 --> 01:09:11,292
‐ Mm‐hmm.
1243
01:09:11,875 --> 01:09:13,541
That's crazy, right?
1244
01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,832
So, I think that we just get through
the rest of today,
1245
01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:17,749
we don't do anything too nuts,
and then tonight,
1246
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,708
we peace the fuck out of this shithole.
1247
01:09:20,667 --> 01:09:21,667
‐ Well‐‐
1248
01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:26,332
I mean, you sure you don't wanna run
some more tests or something?
1249
01:09:26,333 --> 01:09:27,999
‐ What? No. What are you talking about?
1250
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,374
‐ Well, it's just
the cave's not going anywhere.
1251
01:09:29,375 --> 01:09:30,874
What's the big rush, you know,
1252
01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:33,000
in case something
actually does happen?
1253
01:09:35,542 --> 01:09:36,583
‐ Holy shit.
1254
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:38,832
Are you scared to leave?
1255
01:09:38,833 --> 01:09:40,500
‐ What? No.
1256
01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:42,583
Not at all.
1257
01:09:43,167 --> 01:09:45,666
I just don't want to leave.
1258
01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:47,666
There's a difference.
‐ Oh yeah? What's the difference?
1259
01:09:47,667 --> 01:09:49,917
‐ I wanna stay with you.
1260
01:09:50,917 --> 01:09:52,957
Look, I love you, okay.
1261
01:09:52,958 --> 01:09:54,042
How about that?
1262
01:09:56,417 --> 01:09:57,417
‐ What?
1263
01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:59,125
‐ I love you.
1264
01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,208
You‐‐
1265
01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:06,000
How can you even know that?
1266
01:10:06,292 --> 01:10:09,166
I'm literally the only other human being
stuck in here with you.
1267
01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:10,707
‐ No. What about Roy? I don't love him.
1268
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,000
‐ Oh my God. Nyles.
1269
01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:14,083
I‐‐ So you, you're,
1270
01:10:15,125 --> 01:10:17,124
you are saying that out there,
in the real world,
1271
01:10:17,125 --> 01:10:19,082
with millions of other people
to choose from,
1272
01:10:19,083 --> 01:10:21,124
you would still choose me?
‐ Yeah.
1273
01:10:21,125 --> 01:10:24,082
But why would I want
to go back there anyway, you know.
1274
01:10:24,083 --> 01:10:25,541
It's a world with death and poverty,
1275
01:10:25,542 --> 01:10:27,707
debilitating emotional distress.
1276
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:30,249
At least in here, we get to be together.
1277
01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:31,500
‐ You have lost your mind.
1278
01:10:32,833 --> 01:10:36,082
‐ Is that so bad?
That's what love is all about!
1279
01:10:36,083 --> 01:10:37,374
Don't be so afraid of it.
1280
01:10:37,375 --> 01:10:39,124
‐ This isn't real, Nyles.
1281
01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:41,874
Everything that we are doing in here
is fucking meaningless.
1282
01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:42,958
‐ So what?
1283
01:10:43,583 --> 01:10:45,750
I mean, it's not like things were going
so great for you out there.
1284
01:10:47,833 --> 01:10:51,457
Look, I know about you and Abe, okay.
1285
01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:52,832
And if your plan works,
1286
01:10:52,833 --> 01:10:54,958
that's a whole other mess
you're gonna have to deal with.
1287
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,167
‐ How do you know about that?
1288
01:10:59,542 --> 01:11:00,958
Orchid Explosion
1289
01:11:02,042 --> 01:11:03,042
by Fournier.
1290
01:11:03,043 --> 01:11:04,666
But it doesn't matter!
1291
01:11:04,667 --> 01:11:07,417
I don't care about that stuff.
That's like my whole thing.
1292
01:11:09,667 --> 01:11:11,416
‐ I can't keep waking up in there.
1293
01:11:11,417 --> 01:11:12,750
‐ Just ignore it.
1294
01:11:13,167 --> 01:11:14,667
‐ I need my life back.
1295
01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:18,167
And I am asking you
1296
01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:21,208
if you want to leave this place
1297
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,541
and come with me.
1298
01:11:23,542 --> 01:11:25,042
‐ And I'm saying no.
1299
01:11:25,958 --> 01:11:28,208
But I'm also asking you to stay.
1300
01:11:42,708 --> 01:11:43,999
‐ Goodbye, Nyles.
1301
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:45,374
‐ What?
1302
01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:46,625
Sarah.
1303
01:11:53,958 --> 01:11:55,542
‐ Nyles, what the fuck was that?
1304
01:11:58,542 --> 01:11:59,708
‐ We should break up.
1305
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,499
‐ What?
‐ You don't like me.
1306
01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:03,583
‐ I don't like you,
1307
01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,792
but I don't think we should break up.
1308
01:12:06,333 --> 01:12:08,417
‐ What?
‐ People don't break up with me.
1309
01:12:09,042 --> 01:12:10,791
This is so fucked up.
1310
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,749
‐ Okay.
‐ I'm breaking up with you.
1311
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,207
I had the idea first.
1312
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,874
♪ John Cale's
You Know More Than I Know playing ♪
1313
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:19,249
♪ The blind may see ♪
1314
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:22,208
♪ But stay behind relief ♪
1315
01:12:22,792 --> 01:12:24,833
♪ Of all ♪
1316
01:12:25,708 --> 01:12:28,792
♪ Liability and greed ♪
1317
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:33,542
♪ And there's nothing more you need ♪
1318
01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:36,458
‐ Thank you.
You have beautiful skin.
1319
01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:39,000
I love your haircut.
‐ Me too.
1320
01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:41,207
Without further ado,
let me bring up
1321
01:12:41,208 --> 01:12:43,082
the actual maid of honor,
1322
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,957
the big sister of the bride, Sarah.
1323
01:12:46,917 --> 01:12:48,332
Good luck, girl.
1324
01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:49,624
Thank you, Misty.
1325
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:52,166
Um, when I was 12,
1326
01:12:52,167 --> 01:12:54,791
I had just started at this new school
1327
01:12:54,792 --> 01:12:57,249
and I was truly terrified of the world,
1328
01:12:57,250 --> 01:13:01,917
and, uh, I kept having these
really awful nightmares.
1329
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:05,375
And then one morning I woke up
after a full night of sleep.
1330
01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:08,000
And I find Tala
1331
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,125
asleep next to me,
1332
01:13:10,583 --> 01:13:11,583
holding me.
1333
01:13:13,292 --> 01:13:14,874
She'd heard me crying in my sleep,
1334
01:13:14,875 --> 01:13:19,333
and... she... crawled into my bed
to snuggle me
1335
01:13:19,958 --> 01:13:21,207
because she thought that might help.
1336
01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:24,208
And she was, like, five years old.
1337
01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,458
And I never had another nightmare.
1338
01:13:29,625 --> 01:13:31,792
Uh, you have this
1339
01:13:33,125 --> 01:13:35,624
selflessness and this hopefulness
1340
01:13:35,625 --> 01:13:38,208
that's really... special.
1341
01:13:41,500 --> 01:13:42,625
It's really rare.
1342
01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:50,125
Big sisters are supposed
to teach baby sisters,
1343
01:13:51,833 --> 01:13:54,000
but I will today and forever,
1344
01:13:54,917 --> 01:13:56,000
and ever and ever,
1345
01:13:57,667 --> 01:13:59,333
be learning from you.
1346
01:14:03,042 --> 01:14:04,042
Um‐‐
1347
01:14:06,333 --> 01:14:09,292
And now, Abe,
1348
01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:17,291
don't fuck this up.
1349
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,500
‐ I won't.
1350
01:14:27,250 --> 01:14:28,624
‐ Good.
1351
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,500
‐ You smell so good.
1352
01:14:42,292 --> 01:14:43,292
I love you.
1353
01:14:43,293 --> 01:14:44,625
‐ I love you, too.
1354
01:14:48,917 --> 01:14:52,000
So, hopefully you get this
and sorry about that, again.
1355
01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:56,042
And, uh, I hope to see you soon.
1356
01:14:56,958 --> 01:14:57,958
Okay.
1357
01:14:59,500 --> 01:15:02,374
‐ That was a lovely speech, dear.
1358
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,457
‐ Thank you, Nana. Thanks.
1359
01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:08,292
‐ You know, I lost my mother
when I was very young, too.
1360
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:12,958
‐ Yeah.
1361
01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:18,292
‐ Well, I suppose now
that you'll be going soon.
1362
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:20,833
Good luck.
1363
01:15:31,292 --> 01:15:32,416
♪ Country music playing on radio ♪
1364
01:15:32,417 --> 01:15:34,000
‐ You okay, sweetheart?
1365
01:15:35,792 --> 01:15:38,000
‐ I've felt everything I'll ever feel,
1366
01:15:39,708 --> 01:15:42,208
so I'll never feel ever again.
1367
01:15:43,667 --> 01:15:45,499
‐ What're you pouring this kid, Ted?
1368
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,874
‐ That's his first drink.
1369
01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,250
‐ I thought I knew how to live.
1370
01:15:51,583 --> 01:15:52,583
I didn't.
1371
01:15:53,458 --> 01:15:54,833
Or I don't?
1372
01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:58,333
‐ Honey, take a look around.
1373
01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:01,208
Whatever you're after, it ain't here.
1374
01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:10,166
♪ Leonard Cohen's The Partisan playing ♪
1375
01:16:10,167 --> 01:16:12,874
♪ Les Allemands etaient chez moi ♪
1376
01:16:12,875 --> 01:16:15,499
♪ Ils me dirent, "Signe‐toi," ♪
1377
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,332
♪ Mais je n'ai pas peur ♪
1378
01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:20,207
Oh my God.
1379
01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:21,792
I'm an idiot.
1380
01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:24,541
‐ You sure he didn't take anything?
1381
01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:25,625
‐ Kid's just moping there.
1382
01:16:28,168 --> 01:16:30,957
‐ I'm a fucking adult,
Ted with the pickup truck.
1383
01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:32,582
‐ You talk to me like that,
1384
01:16:32,583 --> 01:16:34,625
you'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.
1385
01:16:44,917 --> 01:16:46,291
‐ Thanks, Ted,
1386
01:17:02,292 --> 01:17:03,792
No. No!
1387
01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:06,457
Ohh!
1388
01:17:06,458 --> 01:17:07,875
Damn it!
1389
01:17:12,542 --> 01:17:13,874
Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot!
1390
01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:15,832
Please, I‐‐ I need help.
1391
01:17:15,833 --> 01:17:17,207
A ride, anything.
1392
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,250
‐ Who the fuck are you?
1393
01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:22,082
‐ Thirty years ago, you met
a woman named Tracy Holmes
1394
01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,541
at a bar in Aberdeen.
1395
01:17:23,542 --> 01:17:26,166
She took your virginity in the bathroom
and then left town.
1396
01:17:26,167 --> 01:17:27,333
You never saw her again.
1397
01:17:28,250 --> 01:17:29,250
Spuds,
1398
01:17:30,625 --> 01:17:31,750
I'm your son.
1399
01:17:34,750 --> 01:17:36,125
‐ I always had a feeling.
1400
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:48,832
Sarah!
1401
01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:50,000
Sarah, wait!
1402
01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,583
Wait!
1403
01:17:53,333 --> 01:17:55,166
I get it now. You were right.
1404
01:17:55,167 --> 01:17:56,333
I was scared,
1405
01:17:57,375 --> 01:17:58,792
but I'm not anymore!
1406
01:17:59,167 --> 01:18:00,292
Look, Sarah,
1407
01:18:00,708 --> 01:18:02,457
from the first time that I saw you‐‐
1408
01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:03,957
‐ No, stop. Stop it.
1409
01:18:03,958 --> 01:18:06,625
Nyles, I don't, I don't want
another one of your speeches,
1410
01:18:07,333 --> 01:18:08,333
all right.
1411
01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:17,874
You get one more sentence.
1412
01:18:17,875 --> 01:18:18,875
‐ Okay.
1413
01:18:19,458 --> 01:18:20,458
Okay.
1414
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:23,000
Even though I pretend not to be,
1415
01:18:23,667 --> 01:18:26,208
I've realized that
I'm completely co‐dependent,
1416
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:27,999
but I'm cool with it
1417
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,250
because I think that
life should be shared now,
1418
01:18:31,708 --> 01:18:34,583
and I need you to survive.
1419
01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:36,625
‐ Okay.
1420
01:18:37,250 --> 01:18:39,833
That's your one sentence.
‐ I need you to survive, comma,
1421
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:42,250
but it's so much more than that...
1422
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,000
uh, colon.
1423
01:18:45,543 --> 01:18:47,917
I know you better than anyone knows you.
1424
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:51,499
And remember that night
we saw the dinosaurs,
1425
01:18:51,500 --> 01:18:53,374
you said it yourself,
in order to really know a person
1426
01:18:53,375 --> 01:18:55,499
you have to see the entire package,
the good and the bad,
1427
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:58,042
and I've seen your package,
and it is excellent, Sarah.
1428
01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:00,250
Ampersand.
1429
01:19:01,292 --> 01:19:03,250
You're my favorite person
that I've ever met,
1430
01:19:05,333 --> 01:19:06,957
and, yes, I know that it's crazy odds
1431
01:19:06,958 --> 01:19:09,291
that the person I like the most
in my entire life
1432
01:19:09,292 --> 01:19:11,082
would be someone I met
while I was stuck in a time loop,
1433
01:19:11,083 --> 01:19:12,332
but you know what else has crazy odds?
1434
01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,000
Getting stuck in a time loop.
1435
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:16,291
Dot, dot, dot‐‐
1436
01:19:16,292 --> 01:19:17,749
‐ Ellipses.
‐ Ellipses, thank you.
1437
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:18,791
‐ It's called an ellipses.
1438
01:19:18,792 --> 01:19:20,417
‐ Ellipses, look,
1439
01:19:21,125 --> 01:19:24,624
I hope that blowing ourselves up works,
1440
01:19:24,625 --> 01:19:27,249
but it's really irrelevant to me
1441
01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:28,583
as long as I'm with you.
1442
01:19:29,292 --> 01:19:31,208
And if it kills us, well then
1443
01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,000
I'd rather die with you
1444
01:19:36,625 --> 01:19:38,208
than live in this world without you,
1445
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,083
emphatic period.
1446
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:48,582
‐ That was a grammatical nightmare.
1447
01:19:48,583 --> 01:19:51,541
‐ Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract
from my point too much.
1448
01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,957
‐ I mean, an emphatic period is just a‐‐
it's just an exclamation point.
1449
01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:55,125
‐ I didn't want to seem desperate.
1450
01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:01,458
‐ What if we get sick of each other?
1451
01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:04,958
‐ We're already sick of each other.
1452
01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:07,625
It's the best.
1453
01:20:12,417 --> 01:20:14,958
‐ I can survive just fine
without you, you know.
1454
01:20:18,292 --> 01:20:19,292
But there‐‐ there's
1455
01:20:20,042 --> 01:20:23,208
a chance that this life can be
a little less mundane
1456
01:20:24,458 --> 01:20:25,458
with you in it.
1457
01:20:26,292 --> 01:20:27,292
‐ Yeah.
1458
01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:28,833
Less mundane.
1459
01:20:29,583 --> 01:20:31,958
That's a super low bar.
That's a great place to start.
1460
01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:37,333
‐ Okay.
1461
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:39,500
‐ Okay.
1462
01:20:41,667 --> 01:20:44,917
‐ Come on. Let's see
if we blow up and die.
1463
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:46,999
‐ Okay.
1464
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,791
♪ Kate Bush's Cloudbusting playing ♪
1465
01:20:50,792 --> 01:20:51,958
So,
1466
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,207
was the whole goat disappearing thing
for real or was that bullshit?
1467
01:20:56,208 --> 01:20:57,707
‐ It's too late, you've already committed.
1468
01:20:57,708 --> 01:20:58,792
‐ Damn it!
1469
01:21:00,417 --> 01:21:03,000
Where do you wanna go on our first date
when this for sure works?
1470
01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:06,707
‐ Your mom's house.
‐ Okay. This was a mistake.
1471
01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:08,708
‐ Your mom's a mistake.
‐ All right.
1472
01:21:15,375 --> 01:21:17,000
‐ In case I don't see you again,
1473
01:21:19,250 --> 01:21:20,292
I love you, too.
1474
01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:27,249
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay‐yo ♪
1475
01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,707
♪ We're cloudbusting, daddy ♪
1476
01:21:29,708 --> 01:21:35,667
♪ Yeah, yeah, yay‐yo ♪
1477
01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,583
‐ So, now what do we do?
1478
01:22:23,833 --> 01:22:26,417
‐ Well, I should probably go
pick up my dog.
1479
01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:32,667
‐ You have a dog?
1480
01:22:33,167 --> 01:22:34,625
‐ Yeah. Fred.
1481
01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:38,708
‐ You have a dog named Fred?
‐ I do.
1482
01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:40,791
‐ You've never mentioned this.
1483
01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:41,958
‐ Never came up.
1484
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,417
‐ Where is he?
‐ With a neighbor.
1485
01:22:45,542 --> 01:22:46,749
‐ What kind of dog is he?
1486
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:48,291
‐ He's one of them shaggy dogs.
1487
01:22:48,292 --> 01:22:50,582
‐ "He's one of them shaggy dogs."
1488
01:22:50,583 --> 01:22:52,917
‐ Hey, what the fuck
are you doing in our pool?
1489
01:22:58,208 --> 01:23:00,125
‐ I guess they come back November 10th.
1490
01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:08,166
♪ Darryl Hall & John Oates'
When the Morning Comes playing ♪
1491
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:16,332
♪ I went downtown to see milady ♪
1492
01:23:16,333 --> 01:23:19,124
♪ She stood me up
and I stood there waiting ♪
1493
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,291
♪ But it'll be all right ♪
1494
01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:23,333
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1495
01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,624
♪ Now I'm up in the air
with the rain in my hair ♪
1496
01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:31,916
♪ I've got nowhere to go,
I can go anywhere ♪
1497
01:23:31,917 --> 01:23:34,332
♪ It'll be all right ♪
1498
01:23:34,333 --> 01:23:36,375
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1499
01:23:39,042 --> 01:23:41,832
♪ Just in passing I'm not asking ♪
1500
01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:45,499
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪
1501
01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:48,541
♪ But when you come home
try to come home alone ♪
1502
01:23:48,542 --> 01:23:53,125
♪ It's so much better with two ♪
1503
01:23:57,792 --> 01:23:59,249
‐ Hey, shit bird.
1504
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,666
I got the message
from your girlfriend last night.
1505
01:24:00,667 --> 01:24:02,667
That is a pretty crazy theory.
1506
01:24:03,125 --> 01:24:04,417
You really think it could work?
1507
01:24:06,708 --> 01:24:09,167
‐ I'm sorry. Do I know you?
1508
01:24:14,125 --> 01:24:15,833
I'm Nyles.
1509
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,333
‐ Hi.
1510
01:24:20,875 --> 01:24:21,875
‐ Hi.
1511
01:24:26,250 --> 01:24:27,333
‐ No way.
1512
01:24:29,125 --> 01:24:30,166
Wow!
1513
01:24:30,167 --> 01:24:34,625
‐ Daisy, I'd like...
lots of alcohol please.
1514
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:37,041
‐ Nice to meet you.
‐ Yeah.
1515
01:24:37,042 --> 01:24:38,500
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1516
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,499
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1517
01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:57,374
♪ Just in passing, I'm not asking ♪
1518
01:24:57,375 --> 01:25:00,999
♪ That you be anyone but you ♪
1519
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:04,082
♪ But when you come home
try to come home alone ♪
1520
01:25:04,083 --> 01:25:08,666
♪ It's so much better with two ♪
1521
01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:12,249
♪ Now I'm out in the cold
and I'm getting old ♪
1522
01:25:12,250 --> 01:25:15,124
♪ Standing here waiting on you ♪
1523
01:25:15,125 --> 01:25:17,541
♪ It'll be all right ♪
1524
01:25:17,542 --> 01:25:19,582
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1525
01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,499
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1526
01:25:41,125 --> 01:25:43,624
♪ It'll be all right ♪
1527
01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:49,207
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1528
01:26:13,083 --> 01:26:15,082
♪ When the morning comes ♪
1529
01:26:19,708 --> 01:26:23,957
♪ S.E. Rogie's Man Stupid Being playing ♪
1530
01:26:57,958 --> 01:27:01,082
♪ Let me give you a little experience ♪
1531
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:04,124
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪
1532
01:27:04,125 --> 01:27:07,082
♪ I'm gonna give you a little experience ♪
1533
01:27:07,083 --> 01:27:10,082
♪ Of some young chickens of today ♪
1534
01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:12,999
♪ They are full of disappointments ♪
1535
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:16,291
♪ They are never, never on time ♪
1536
01:27:16,292 --> 01:27:19,457
♪ They don't keep to an appointment ♪
1537
01:27:19,458 --> 01:27:22,124
♪ They don't hesitate to lie ♪
1538
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:25,457
♪ They will tell you this
when they mean that ♪
1539
01:27:25,458 --> 01:27:28,041
♪ I wish I could give them up ♪
1540
01:27:28,042 --> 01:27:30,625
♪ But as a man, how can I ♪
1541
01:27:31,125 --> 01:27:34,124
♪ These women, necessary evil ♪
1542
01:27:34,125 --> 01:27:37,166
♪ Ah, man, oh, man ♪
1543
01:27:37,167 --> 01:27:40,374
♪ Yes, man stupid being ♪
1544
01:28:15,292 --> 01:28:18,499
♪ Their five p. m. is ten a. m. ♪
1545
01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,582
♪ Their Monday is Wednesday ♪
1546
01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:24,541
♪ And when you try to chastise them ♪
1547
01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:27,207
♪ They never come your way ♪
1548
01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:30,374
♪ The only time they keep
to an appointment ♪
1549
01:28:30,375 --> 01:28:33,249
♪ Is when in desperate need ♪
1550
01:28:33,250 --> 01:28:36,749
♪ They will tell you all sorts of lies ♪
1551
01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:39,082
♪ Just to get what they need ♪
1552
01:28:39,083 --> 01:28:42,332
♪ And man, him so stupid ♪
1553
01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:45,541
♪ Would give them all they need ♪
1554
01:28:45,542 --> 01:28:48,332
♪ Forgetting all the disappointments ♪
1555
01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:51,082
♪ And all their previous lies ♪
1556
01:28:51,083 --> 01:28:54,749
♪ Ah, man, oh, man, yeah ♪
1557
01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:56,499
♪ Man is ever ♪
1558
01:29:05,875 --> 01:29:08,999
♪ I say man stupid being ♪
1559
01:29:41,750 --> 01:29:43,374
♪ Man stupid ♪
1560
01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:53,542
♪ Man stupid being ♪
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