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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" WITH GUEST

HOST, BILLY EICHNER. TONIGHT, AMY SCHUMER AND JAIME

HARRISON. AND NOW, BILLY EICHNER.

>> HI, EVERYONE I'M YOUR GUEST HOST BILLY EICHNER AND WELCOME

TO ANOTHER NIGHT OF ENTERTAINMENT IN OUR

DISEASE‐RAVAGED, FASCIST STATE. BRYAN ADAMS ONCE SANG "SUMMER OF

'69" BUT THIS IS THE SUMMER OF N95.

GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."

NOW, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAYBE YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND

THINKING "DID JOHN KRASINSKI HAVE SOME TYPE OF TERRIBLE

ACCIDENT?" BUT NO, I'M BILLY EICHNER.

I'M HERE FILLING IN FOR JIMMY KIMMEL TONIGHT BECAUSE

WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHO DESERVES TWO MONTHS OFF FROM WORK IT'S

DEFINITELY PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS AND THE MAN WHO WON AN

EMMY FOR PRODUCING A ONE NIGHT REBOOT OF "THE JEFFERSONS."

OF COURSE, I'M HERE IN LOS ANGELES, WHERE THIS WEEKEND

I'LL BE PARTICIPATING IN THAT CLASSIC SUMMERTIME ACTIVITY:

MITIGATING RISK. IT'S A CONFUSING TIME HERE IN

HOLLYWOOD. TV AND FILMS ARE SLOWLY RAMPING

UP AS PRODUCTIONS TRY TO ANSWER THE AGE‐OLD QUESTION, IS IT

POSSIBLE TO ENTERTAIN AMERICANS WITHOUT GIVING A COMMUNICABLE

RESPIRATORY DISEASE TO KEN JEONG? BUT I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE

HOSTING THESE NEXT FEW NIGHTS. WE HAVE SOME TRULY INCREDIBLE

GUESTS COMING ON AND ONE THAT I CANNOT STAND.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HOST A LATE‐NIGHT TALK SHOW SO SOMEDAY

I HOPE TO. BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A LATE NIGHT

TALK SHOW. THIS IS LIKE HOSTING THE WORLD'S

SADDEST MAKE‐UP TUTORIAL. AND NOW LET'S PUT A COMEDIC SPIN

ON SOME DEVASTATING NEWS. AS YOU MAY KNOW, WEARING FACE

MASKS THAT HELP PREVENT COVID‐19 HAS WEIRDLY BECOME SOME

KIND OF POLITICAL ISSUE. ANGRY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN

SENDING DEATH THREATS TO HEALTH OFFICIALS WHO'VE BEEN ADVOCATING

FOR MASK REQUIREMENTS. WHICH I THINK IS SUCH A WASTE OF

TIME. YOU'RE ALREADY NOT WEARING A

MASK IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO

KILL US! WE KNEW THAT BACK WHEN YOU KEPT

WEARING GUNS TO CHIPOTLE. AMERICA, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

AMERICANS WEREN'T EVEN ABLE TO TAKE THE VIRUS SERIOUSLY AS A

PUBLIC HEALTH THREAT FOR AS LONG AS THEY TOOK JAMES FRANCO

SERIOUSLY AS A SHORT STORY WRITER. LOOK, I GET IT. I DO.

YOU'RE OVER IT. QUARANTINE IS HARD.

I LIVE ALONE AND I'M A LITTLE SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING ME NOT TO

SOCIALIZE. I MEAN, EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU HAVE A HUSBAND AND

KIDS. I'VE BEEN SITTING AT HOME ALONE

FOR FOUR MONTHS WATCHING THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DOC ON NETFLIX

AND SAYING "HOW DID THAT WE LET THAT HAPPEN?" TO MY BROOM.

AND I, LIKE EVERYONE, SPENT THIS PAST WEEKEND WATCHING "HAMILTON"

ON DISNEY PLUS. OF COURSE, THIS BEING DISNEY,

HAMILTON NOW HAS A NEW SIDEKICK, A PLUCKY ANIMATED TURTLE VOICED

BY MINDY KALING. YES, "HAMILTON," THE SHOW THAT

CAUSED YOUR AUNT TO SAY "LOOK AT THE LEGS ON THOMAS JEFFERSON."

NOW, "HAMILTON" DID RECEIVE SOME CRITICISM THIS WEEK FROM CRITICS

WHO SAY THE SHOW IGNORES THE FACT THAT HAMILTON AND

THOMAS JEFFERSON WERE SLAVEOWNERS. WHICH IS FAIR.

BUT IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT A LACK OF HISTORICAL ACCURACY IN

STREAMING FILMS, YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE IS NOT A SINGLE MENTION OF

THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN "SCOOB."

BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING "HAMILTON" ON DISNEY PLUS.

I SAW "HAMILTON" ON BROADWAY YEARS AGO AND WATCHING IT ON TV

HAD ALL THE MAGIC OF THE BROADWAY SHOW WITH NONE OF THE

DISCOMFORT I EXPERIENCED REALIZING I SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN

THE SAME ROW BUT WITH REALLY NOTHING TO SAY TO TOBEY MAGUIRE.

AND IN SOME OTHER BIG DISNEY NEWS, BEYONCE ANNOUNCED THAT ON

JULY 31st SHE'S RELEASING THE VACCINE. OH, NO I'M SORRY, SHE'S

RELEASING A VISUAL ALBUM ON DISNEY PLUS INSPIRED BY "THE

LION KING." I PLAYED TIMON IN "THE LION

KING" WITH BEYONCE LAST YEAR. AND I'M EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT

DISNEY IS NOW DOING A SPINOFF OF "THE LION KING" ABOUT TIMON AND,

I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU LIKED "BLACK PANTHER," YOU WILL LOVE

"GAY MEERKAT."

YES, THAT IS A PICTURE OF TIMON

HOLDING A SIGN SAYING STONE WALL WAS A RIOT.

I WOULD LIKE TO USE TONIGHT'S MONOLOGUE TO SHARE SOME BIG

PERSONAL NEWS. AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERING IT, I

HAVE FINALLY JOINED CAMEO. IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR CAMEO IS

AN APP WHERE PEOPLE CAN MAKE THEIR FAVORITE DEPRESSED

CELEBRITIES SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT.

AND THIS PANDEMIC HAS MADE ME JUST SAD ENOUGH TO JOIN.

SO IF YOU'RE A FAN OF MINE AND YOU'D LIKE A GREETING FROM ME

FOR YOU OR A FRIEND FOR ANY OCCASION, COME FIND ME ON CAMEO.

I RECORDED MY FIRST CAMEO VIDEOS FOR FANS THIS WEEK AND I THOUGHT

I'D GIVE YOU A LOOK. CHECK IT OUT.

HEY, SARA, IT'S BILLY EICHNER. THIS IS MY FIRST CAMEO MANY YOUR

FRIEND JEN TOLD ME TO TELL YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND SHE'S

THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND SHE REALLY WISHES SHE COULD BE WITH

YOU THIS WEEKEND. AND SHE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU

THAT, AS A WHITE PERSON, YOU HAVE IMPLICIT BIAS, BECAUSE YOUR

PARENTS ARE RACIST AND YOUR GRAND PARENTS ARE RACIST AND YOU

ARE INHERENTLY RACIST. SO, HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND, AND

YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOURSELF THIS SUMMER.

OKAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARA, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T REALLY EARNED

IT. GWEN, IT'S BILLY EICHNER. YOUR BUDDY DAN WANTED ME TO TELL

YOU CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR PROMOTION. THAT'S AWESOME.

AND HE WANTED ME TO SAY THAT YOU REALLY DESERVE THIS, AND YOU'VE

WORKED REALLY HARD FOR IT, AND HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT

YOU HAVE TO START WEARING A MASK WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, GWEN? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WE'RE LIVING THROUGH A PLAGUE, GWEN.

ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK? DO YOU THINK I WOKE UP THINKING

I HOPE I GET TO WALK BY GWEN SO I CAN BREATHE IN YOUR DISGUSTING

DROPLETS? YOU SELFISH PIG. YOU ARE A SELFISH PIG.

THAT'S WHAT DAN SAYS.

HI, SETH. MOS MAZEL TOV ON YOUR BAR MITZVAH.

I JUST WANTED TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS, AND I HEARD THE

THEME OF YOUR BAR MIZVA PARTY IS DEFUND THE POLICE.

IT'S APPARENTLY THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, SETH, MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR PARENTS TO TAKE

THE $50,000 THEY'RE SPENDING ON BIRTHDAY PARTY ON YOU, A CHILD,

WHO'S ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING, AND USE IT TO PLAY A LITTLE PARTY

GAME I LIKE TO CALL REPARATIONS. ANYWAY, MAZEL TOV, SETHY.

WE ALL LOVE YOU. AND THERE YOU GO, MY FIRST

CAMEOS. SO IF YOU WANT YOUR OWN PERSONALIZED VIDEO MESSAGE FROM

ME IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $700, WHICH IS MONEY YOU COULD BE

DONATING TO MORE IMPORTANT PLACES BUT IF YOU'D RATHER BE A

SOCIOPATH, DOWNLOAD CAMEO TODAY. WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT. U.S. SENATE CANDIDATE JAIME HARRISON IS HERE AND WE'LL

BE RIGHT BACK WITH AMY SCHUMER.

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>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE."

I'M BILLY EICHNER ALONE IN THIS EMPTY DUPLEX.

IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, I WILL TALK WITH THE MAN CHALLENGING

LINDSEY GRAHAM FOR HIS SEAT IN THE U. S. SENATE.

AND TOMORROW, BILLY CORDER WILL BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE KIM

PETRAS.

MY NEXT GUEST HAS A NEW

DOCUSERIES EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY PERSON AND

THE SUBJECT OF A NEW DOCUSERIES THAT FOLLOWS HER DEALING WITH A

DIFFICULT PREGNANCY WHILE EMBARKING ON A MASSIVE CROSS

COUNTRY STAND‐UP TOUR.

>> CHRIS FISHER, CHRIS IS THE SWEETEST GUY IN THE WORLD.

YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF ME EVERY DAY.

MAKING A BETTER PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH.

YOU'RE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD, AND I LOVE YOU.

I KNOW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BE MEAN TO YOU TOMORROW.

"EXPECTING AMY" PREMIERES TOMORROW ON HBO MAX.

PLEASE WELCOME AMY SCHUMER. HOW ARE YOU, AMY?

>> OOH! SHE'S SO GREAT.

>> Billy: SORRY, THERE'S NO STUDIO AUDIENCE.

>> NO. THIS IS BETTER. IT'S REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU, YOU

KNOW?

>> Billy: YOU, TOO.

>> YOU'VE BEEN GETTING US THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC.

WE'VE BEEN WATCHING BELLYILLY OE STREETS RERUNS, AND IT'S BEEN

SUCH A JOY.

>> Billy: OH, MY GOD. THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.

LET'S GET TO YOU.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> Billy: IT'S A NIGHT ABOUT YOU.

I HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS ALL DAY LONG.

I HAVE BEEN READING RAVE REVIEWS ABOUT THIS DOCUSERIES.

I GOT TO SEE SOME OF IT MYSELF. YOU ARE, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN

INCREDIBLY HONEST, BRUTALLY HONEST IN A HILARIOUS WAY, BUT

IN THIS DOCUSERIES, YOU ARE SO OPEN, SO RAW, PHYSICALLY,

EMOTIONALLY, AND I WANT TO KNOW, NOW THAT IT'S GETTING RELEASED

INTO THE WORLD, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT PEOPLE SEEING ALL OF THIS?

>> I ACTUALLY, THANKS FOR SAYING THAT.

I ACTUALLY WASN'T NERVOUS, AND NOW HEARING YOU SAY ALL OF THAT

STUFF NOW, NOW I AM. NOW I'M NERVOUS.

>> Billy: WELL, GOOD.

>> NO, I MEAN, YEAH. IT'S LIKE REALLY PERSONAL, AND

IT HAS BEEN GETTING NICE REVIEWS, AND I DIDN'T THINK

ABOUT, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT GETTING REVIEWS.

>> Billy: YOU DIDN'T THINK OF ANYONE BUT YOU AND YOUR

PREGNANCY.

>> EXACTLY. IT'S SO PERSONAL.

MY FAMILY, IT COULDN'T BE ANY MORE PERSONAL, BUT YEAH, I MEAN,

WE LUCKED OUT, EXCEPT OF COURSE MY HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER, "NEWS

DAY" WAS LIKE SHE PUKES TOO MUCH. THANK YOU.

MY MOM CAN TAKE THE PAPER, YOU KNOW.

>> Billy: NEWS DAY IS THE LONG ISLAND PAPER.

I WOULDN'T SAY "NEWS DAY" IS KNOWN FOR THEIR ARTS CRITICISM.

>> I KNOW, I KNOW.

>> Billy: BUT SHOUT OUT TO THE ONE WHO USED TO THE MOVIE

REVIEWS. ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS ENVIED

ABOUT YOU, I THINK BECAUSE OF THINGS LIKE "BILLY ON THE

STREET" PEOPLE THINK IN REAL LIFE I'M LOUD AND OUTRAGEOUS,

BUT I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SHY AND STARSTRUCK.

>> YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OF AN INTROVERT.

>> Billy: WHAT WAS THAT?

>> I THINK OF YOU AS AN INTROVERT.

>> Billy: IT'S TRUE. IF I MEET PEOPLE IN PERSON, I

GETNER NEUROTIC, AND THEN I LOON YOUR PAGE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M

DILATING."

>> THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.

>> Billy: IN THE DOCUMENTARY, YOU MANAGE TO BE FUNNY EVEN

WHILE YOU'RE THROWING UP. AND YOU DO THROW UP A LOT.

FUNNY WHILE THROWING UP, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTY WHITE

COULD DO.

>> OH, MY GOD. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.

YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO HER FACE.

>> Billy: I WOULDN'T, I WOULDN'T.

HOW DID YOU, THAT BALANCE MUST HAVE BEEN VERY TRICKY.

WERE YOU FOCUSSED ON BEING FUNNY EVEN WHILE YOU WERE SO SICK?

>> WELL, I THINK LIKE, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT FOR

ME, LIKE, I HAD REALLY ROUGH, LIKE SAD PARTS OF MY CHILDHOOD.

>> Billy: MM‐HM.

>> WAS THE MIDDLE CHILD AND FELT LIKE I HAD TO KEEP EVERYONE

GOING, SO WHEN I AM IN THE MOST DURESS IS PROBABLY WHEN I TURN

IT ON THE MOST.

>> Billy: RIGHT.

>> BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE I AM OKAY OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS

OKAY, SO THAT'S WHEN WE LIKE, ARE LIKE, EVERYTHING'S STILL

OKAY, YOU KNOW. WE'RE REALLY NOT, LIKE, ACTUALLY

TYI DYING INSIDE.

>> Billy: I GET THAT. EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHECK OUT THIS

DOCUSERIES. I KNOW YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW

PARTNERSHIP YOU'RE WORKING ON.

>> YEAH.

>> Billy: WHAT IS THAT? TELL US ABOUT THAT.

>> WELL, SPEAKING OF BLOOD, I DID, I PARTNERED UP WITH TAMPAX.

WE BOTH ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN TAKING THE SHAME OUT OF WOMEN

AND THEIR BODIES AND, YOU KNOW. BECAUSE ULTIMATELY, WE GET OUR

PERIODS SO WE CAN THEN HOPEFULLY HAVE CHILDREN AND KEEP THE

POPULATION GOING. SO IT FELT LIKE A VERY NATURAL

PROGRESSION FOR US TO WORK TOGETHER.

>> Billy: YES. AND I LOVE THAT IDEA.

IT'S A GREAT PARTNERSHIP. ABBOTT AND COSTELLO, NICKELS AND

MAY, AMY SCHUMER AND TAMPAX.

>> IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, RIGHT?

AND I LOVE YOUR NEXT GUEST, JAIME HARRISON.

I MEAN, LET'S UNSEAT LINDSEY GRAHAM, HONEY!

>> Billy: YOU CAN SAY THAT. I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY

ENDORSEMENTS, BUT I'M VERY, VERY EXCITED TO TALK TO JAIME

HARRISON. AMY SCHUMER, EVERYONE CHECK OUT

ALL THREE PART OF THE DOCUMENTARY, "EXPECTING AMY",

AVAILABLE TOMORROW. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND WE ALL

LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING THE DOCUSERIES.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH U.S. SENATORIAL CANDIDATE,

JAIME HARRISON.

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>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," I'M BILLY EICHNER.

MY NEXT GUEST IS HOPING TO SEND LINDSEY GRAHAM OFF INTO A VERY

UNHAPPY RETIREMENT. AT SHADY PINES.

PLEASE WELCOME THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FOR U. S. SENATOR FROM

THE GREAT STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, JAIME HARRISON.

HOW WERE YOU JAIME?

>> I'M GREAT, BILLY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME,

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VIRTUAL HOSTING.

>> Billy: VIRTUAL HOSTING. THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING T I

HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. LAST NIGHT I SAW THAT YOUR

CAMPAIGN JUST RAISED A STAGGERING $13.9 MILLION.

WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY KELSEY GRAMMAR "FRAZIER" MONEY, BUT

IT'S IMPRESSIVE. THE POLLS HAVE YOU VIRTUALLY

TIED WITH LINDSEY GRAHAM, AND AT THE SAME TIME, SOUTH CAROLINA

HASN'T ELECTED A DEMOCRAT TO THE

SENATE SENINCE 1998.

WHAT MADE YOU SAY I'M THE GUY WHO CAN BEAT LINDSEY GRAHAM?

>> WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO THIS RACE AND I TOLD PEOPLE I'M GOING

TO RUN FOR UNITED STATES SENATE, THEY SAID THAT'S GREAT, JAIME

AND TURNED AROUND AND CHUCKLED. BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE

ME SERIOUSLY, BUT, YOU KNOW, OTHERS, FOLKS SAID THAT, YOU

KNOW, YOU CAN'T WIN. YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST A GUY

WHO'S BEEN THERE FOR 25 YEARS, A GUY WHO FLIES AROUND ON AIR

FORCE ONE AND GOLFS WITH THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

BUT THIS IS THE THING. ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEATEN THE

ODDS, YOU KNOW. I GREW UP IN A SMALL, RURAL TOWN.

MY MOM WAS A TEENAGER WHEN SHE HAD ME.

MY GRAND PARENTS HELPED RAISE ME. THEY AT

THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH EDUCATION. IN EVERY STEP OF MY LIFE, PEOPLE

SAID YOU CAN'T DO THIS. YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE, I WENT

TO YALE. YOU CAN'T GET A DEGREE, I GOT

ONE IN GEORGETOWN. YOU CAN'T BE THE CHAIR OF THE

DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND NOW I WAS THE FIRST BLACK CHAIR.

AND NOW FOLKS ARE TELLING ME, JAI JAIME, YOU CAN'T BEAT LINDSEY

GRAHAM. THIS QUARTER, WE DOUBLED, ALMOST

DOUBLED WHAT WE RAISED. BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BEAT HIM.

WE'RE GOING TO CLOSE THE CHAPTER ON WHAT I CALL THE OLD SOUTH

WHICH LINDSEY IS A RELIC OF. WE'RE GOING TO START A NEW

SOUTH, THAT'S BOLD, INCLUSIVE AND TDIVERSE.

I FEEL THE ENERGY ON THE GROUND WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FED UP WITH

LINDSEY GRAHAM AND THE RUBBER STAMPINGS HE'S BEEN DOING.

>> Billy: IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE. ONE THING I FOUND FASCINATING

THAT YOU SAID ABOUT LINDSEY. I THINK THE QUOTE IS, LINDSEY'S

TOO INTO BEING LINDSEY. WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?

>> WELL, HE'S TOTALLY FOCUSSED ON HIS OWN POLITICAL POWER AND

POLITICAL RELEVANCE. HE'S NOT FOCUSSED ON THE PEOPLE

OF SOUTH CAROLINA. HEY, BILLY, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT

IT, THIS IS A MAN WHO HASN'T T

DONE AN IN PERSON LIVE TOWN HALL.

THIS IS A STATE WHERE 38% OF OUR RURAL COMMUNITIES HAVE NO ACCESS

TO BROADBAND WI‐FI. THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T GET ON THE

INTERNET. RIGHT NOW, A REPORT CAME OUT

THAT SAID 17,000 KIDS HAVE NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THEIR

SCHOOL SYSTEMS SINCE MARCH. WE'RE IN A PLACE WHERE 14 OF OUR

46 COUNTIES HAD NO OBGYNs. AND SO THERE'S SO MUCH NEED HERE.

BUT WE HAVE A SENATOR WHO CARES MORE ABOUT HIS TEE TIMES WITH

THE PRESIDENT OR FLYING ON AIR FORCE ONE OR SOME FANCY DINNER

INSTEAD OF COMING HERE AND ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES TO DO THE

WORK OF THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH CAROLINA. AND IT'S JUST OF ‐‐

>> Billy: I HEARD AN INTERVIEW ON THE "NEW YORK TIMES" PODCAST

LAST YEAR, AND THEY SHADEAID TO HOW COULD YOU BE SO OPPOSED TO

TRUMP BEFORE HE WON AND NOW BE ONE OF HIS CLOSEST SUPPORTERS,

AND HE JUST SAID, IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE TO STAY RELEVANT.

HE USED THAT WORD.

>> YES.

>> Billy: AND I THOUGHT, RELEVANT? THAT'S NOT SOMETHING A

POLITICIAN DESCRIBES THEMSELVES AS BEING RELEVANT IS WHAT A POP

STAR WORRIES ABOUT. RELEVANT IS WHAT MEGAN TRAINOR

WORRIES ABOUT OR KYLIE JENNER. THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT A

POLITICIAN SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

>> IT'S A SAD STATEMENT, BECAUSE RELEVANCE FOR ME IS MAKING SURE

THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GREW UP THE WAY THAT I DID, POOR AND

HAVING ALL THESE BARRIERS IN FRONT OF THEM CAN LIVE THE

AMERICAN DREAM. THAT'S WHAT WE WANT.

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED. AND LINDSEY'S NOT DOING THAT.

IF WE, WE JUST NEED SOMEBODY WHO WILL FIGHT FOR US AND NOT FIGHT

AGAINST US. AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE BUILDING

THIS MOVEMENT, A GRASS ROOTS MOVEMENT, TO CHANGE SOUTH

CAROLINA, BRING HOPE BACK TO OUR STATE, AND, AS I ALWAYS TELL

FOLKS, YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF IT, GO TO JAIME HARRISON.COM.

THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE. AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IT IN

THIS ELECTION.

>> Billy: JAIMEHARRISON.COM IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE, ALONG WITH

ENTERTAINMENTTONIGHT.COM. THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITES.

I WISH WE COULD TALK FOREVER. I HOPE I GET TO SEE YOU DOWN THE

ROAD.

>> I'M GOING TO SEND YOU, THESE ARE THE LINDSEY GRAHAM

FLIP‐FLOPS ON THE WEBSITE. I'LL SEND YOU A PAIR.

I'LL GET YOUR SIZE, AND WE'LL SEND YOU A PAIR OF THESE LINDSEY

GRAHAM FLIP‐FLOPS.

>> Billy: THEY'LL GO GREAT WITH MY LINDSEY GRAHAM CONDOMS THAT I

USE. AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU, GOOD LUCK

ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL AND CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING THAT'S

HAPPENED SO FAR. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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>> THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT FOR TONIGHT.

I'D LIKE TO THANK AMY SCHUMER, JAIME HARRISON, AND

JIMMY KIMMEL, WHEREVER HE MAY BE. I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH

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