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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" WITH GUEST
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HOST, BILLY EICHNER.
TONIGHT, AMY SCHUMER AND JAIME
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HARRISON. AND NOW, BILLY EICHNER.
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>> HI, EVERYONE I'M YOUR GUEST
HOST BILLY EICHNER AND WELCOME
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TO ANOTHER NIGHT OF
ENTERTAINMENT IN OUR
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DISEASE‐RAVAGED, FASCIST STATE.
BRYAN ADAMS ONCE SANG "SUMMER OF
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'69" BUT THIS IS THE SUMMER OF
N95.
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GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE."
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NOW, IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME MAYBE
YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE SCREEN AND
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THINKING "DID JOHN KRASINSKI
HAVE SOME TYPE OF TERRIBLE
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ACCIDENT?"
BUT NO, I'M BILLY EICHNER.
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I'M HERE FILLING IN FOR
JIMMY KIMMEL TONIGHT BECAUSE
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WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHO DESERVES
TWO MONTHS OFF FROM WORK IT'S
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DEFINITELY PUBLIC SCHOOL
TEACHERS AND THE MAN WHO WON AN
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EMMY FOR PRODUCING A ONE NIGHT
REBOOT OF "THE JEFFERSONS."
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OF COURSE, I'M HERE IN
LOS ANGELES, WHERE THIS WEEKEND
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I'LL BE PARTICIPATING IN THAT
CLASSIC SUMMERTIME ACTIVITY:
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MITIGATING RISK.
IT'S A CONFUSING TIME HERE IN
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HOLLYWOOD.
TV AND FILMS ARE SLOWLY RAMPING
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UP AS PRODUCTIONS TRY TO ANSWER
THE AGE‐OLD QUESTION, IS IT
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POSSIBLE TO ENTERTAIN AMERICANS
WITHOUT GIVING A COMMUNICABLE
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RESPIRATORY DISEASE TO KEN JEONG?
BUT I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE
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HOSTING THESE NEXT FEW NIGHTS.
WE HAVE SOME TRULY INCREDIBLE
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GUESTS COMING ON AND ONE THAT I
CANNOT STAND.
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BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HOST A
LATE‐NIGHT TALK SHOW SO SOMEDAY
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I HOPE TO.
BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A LATE NIGHT
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TALK SHOW.
THIS IS LIKE HOSTING THE WORLD'S
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SADDEST MAKE‐UP TUTORIAL.
AND NOW LET'S PUT A COMEDIC SPIN
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ON SOME DEVASTATING NEWS.
AS YOU MAY KNOW, WEARING FACE
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MASKS THAT HELP PREVENT
COVID‐19 HAS WEIRDLY BECOME SOME
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KIND OF POLITICAL ISSUE.
ANGRY AMERICANS HAVE BEEN
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SENDING DEATH THREATS TO HEALTH
OFFICIALS WHO'VE BEEN ADVOCATING
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FOR MASK REQUIREMENTS.
WHICH I THINK IS SUCH A WASTE OF
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TIME.
YOU'RE ALREADY NOT WEARING A
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MASK IN THE MIDDLE OF A
PANDEMIC, WE KNOW YOU WANT TO
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KILL US!
WE KNEW THAT BACK WHEN YOU KEPT
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WEARING GUNS TO CHIPOTLE.
AMERICA, WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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AMERICANS WEREN'T EVEN ABLE TO
TAKE THE VIRUS SERIOUSLY AS A
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PUBLIC HEALTH THREAT FOR AS LONG
AS THEY TOOK JAMES FRANCO
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SERIOUSLY AS A SHORT STORY
WRITER. LOOK, I GET IT. I DO.
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YOU'RE OVER IT.
QUARANTINE IS HARD.
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I LIVE ALONE AND I'M A LITTLE
SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING ME NOT TO
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SOCIALIZE. I MEAN, EASY FOR YOU
TO SAY, YOU HAVE A HUSBAND AND
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KIDS.
I'VE BEEN SITTING AT HOME ALONE
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FOR FOUR MONTHS WATCHING THE
JEFFREY EPSTEIN DOC ON NETFLIX
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AND SAYING "HOW DID THAT WE LET
THAT HAPPEN?" TO MY BROOM.
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AND I, LIKE EVERYONE, SPENT THIS
PAST WEEKEND WATCHING "HAMILTON"
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ON DISNEY PLUS.
OF COURSE, THIS BEING DISNEY,
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HAMILTON NOW HAS A NEW SIDEKICK,
A PLUCKY ANIMATED TURTLE VOICED
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BY MINDY KALING.
YES, "HAMILTON," THE SHOW THAT
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CAUSED YOUR AUNT TO SAY "LOOK AT
THE LEGS ON THOMAS JEFFERSON."
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NOW, "HAMILTON" DID RECEIVE SOME
CRITICISM THIS WEEK FROM CRITICS
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WHO SAY THE SHOW IGNORES THE
FACT THAT HAMILTON AND
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THOMAS JEFFERSON WERE
SLAVEOWNERS. WHICH IS FAIR.
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BUT IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT A
LACK OF HISTORICAL ACCURACY IN
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STREAMING FILMS, YOU SHOULD KNOW
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE MENTION OF
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THE GAY RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN
"SCOOB."
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BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING
"HAMILTON" ON DISNEY PLUS.
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I SAW "HAMILTON" ON BROADWAY
YEARS AGO AND WATCHING IT ON TV
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HAD ALL THE MAGIC OF THE
BROADWAY SHOW WITH NONE OF THE
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DISCOMFORT I EXPERIENCED
REALIZING I SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN
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THE SAME ROW BUT WITH REALLY
NOTHING TO SAY TO TOBEY MAGUIRE.
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AND IN SOME OTHER BIG DISNEY
NEWS, BEYONCE ANNOUNCED THAT ON
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JULY 31st SHE'S RELEASING THE
VACCINE. OH, NO I'M SORRY, SHE'S
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RELEASING A VISUAL ALBUM ON
DISNEY PLUS INSPIRED BY "THE
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LION KING."
I PLAYED TIMON IN "THE LION
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KING" WITH BEYONCE LAST YEAR.
AND I'M EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT
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DISNEY IS NOW DOING A SPINOFF OF
"THE LION KING" ABOUT TIMON AND,
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I'M TELLING YOU, IF YOU LIKED
"BLACK PANTHER," YOU WILL LOVE
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"GAY MEERKAT."
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YES, THAT IS A PICTURE OF TIMON
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HOLDING A SIGN SAYING STONE WALL
WAS A RIOT.
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I WOULD LIKE TO USE TONIGHT'S
MONOLOGUE TO SHARE SOME BIG
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PERSONAL NEWS.
AFTER YEARS OF CONSIDERING IT, I
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HAVE FINALLY JOINED CAMEO.
IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR CAMEO IS
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AN APP WHERE PEOPLE CAN MAKE
THEIR FAVORITE DEPRESSED
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CELEBRITIES SAY WHATEVER THEY
WANT.
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AND THIS PANDEMIC HAS MADE ME
JUST SAD ENOUGH TO JOIN.
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SO IF YOU'RE A FAN OF MINE AND
YOU'D LIKE A GREETING FROM ME
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FOR YOU OR A FRIEND FOR ANY
OCCASION, COME FIND ME ON CAMEO.
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I RECORDED MY FIRST CAMEO VIDEOS
FOR FANS THIS WEEK AND I THOUGHT
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I'D GIVE YOU A LOOK.
CHECK IT OUT.
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HEY, SARA, IT'S BILLY EICHNER.
THIS IS MY FIRST CAMEO MANY YOUR
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FRIEND JEN TOLD ME TO TELL YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AND SHE'S
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THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND SHE
REALLY WISHES SHE COULD BE WITH
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YOU THIS WEEKEND.
AND SHE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU
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THAT, AS A WHITE PERSON, YOU
HAVE IMPLICIT BIAS, BECAUSE YOUR
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PARENTS ARE RACIST AND YOUR
GRAND PARENTS ARE RACIST AND YOU
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ARE INHERENTLY RACIST.
SO, HAVE THE BEST WEEKEND, AND
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YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON
YOURSELF THIS SUMMER.
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OKAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SARA, EVEN
THOUGH YOU HAVEN'T REALLY EARNED
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IT. GWEN, IT'S BILLY EICHNER.
YOUR BUDDY DAN WANTED ME TO TELL
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YOU CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR
PROMOTION. THAT'S AWESOME.
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AND HE WANTED ME TO SAY THAT YOU
REALLY DESERVE THIS, AND YOU'VE
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WORKED REALLY HARD FOR IT, AND
HE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT
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YOU HAVE TO START WEARING A MASK
WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE.
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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, GWEN?
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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WE'RE LIVING THROUGH A PLAGUE,
GWEN.
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ARE YOU LIVING UNDER A ROCK?
DO YOU THINK I WOKE UP THINKING
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I HOPE I GET TO WALK BY GWEN SO
I CAN BREATHE IN YOUR DISGUSTING
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DROPLETS? YOU SELFISH PIG.
YOU ARE A SELFISH PIG.
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THAT'S WHAT DAN SAYS.
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HI, SETH. MOS
MAZEL TOV ON YOUR BAR MITZVAH.
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I JUST WANTED TO SAY
CONGRATULATIONS, AND I HEARD THE
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THEME OF YOUR BAR MIZVA PARTY IS
DEFUND THE POLICE.
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IT'S APPARENTLY THE ACADEMY
AWARDS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, SETH, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD TELL YOUR PARENTS TO TAKE
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THE $50,000 THEY'RE SPENDING ON
BIRTHDAY PARTY ON YOU, A CHILD,
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WHO'S ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING, AND
USE IT TO PLAY A LITTLE PARTY
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GAME I LIKE TO CALL REPARATIONS.
ANYWAY, MAZEL TOV, SETHY.
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WE ALL LOVE YOU.
AND THERE YOU GO, MY FIRST
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CAMEOS. SO IF YOU WANT YOUR OWN
PERSONALIZED VIDEO MESSAGE FROM
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ME IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $700,
WHICH IS MONEY YOU COULD BE
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DONATING TO MORE IMPORTANT
PLACES BUT IF YOU'D RATHER BE A
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SOCIOPATH, DOWNLOAD CAMEO TODAY.
WE'VE GOT A GOOD SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT. U.S. SENATE CANDIDATE
JAIME HARRISON IS HERE AND WE'LL
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BE RIGHT BACK WITH AMY SCHUMER.
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♪ ♪
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>> Dicky: ABC'S "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE," BROUGHT TO YOU BY DICK'S
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boy?
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>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE."
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I'M BILLY EICHNER ALONE IN THIS
EMPTY DUPLEX.
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IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, I WILL
TALK WITH THE MAN CHALLENGING
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LINDSEY GRAHAM FOR HIS SEAT IN
THE U. S. SENATE.
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AND TOMORROW, BILLY CORDER WILL
BE HERE AND WE'LL HAVE KIM
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PETRAS.
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MY NEXT GUEST HAS A NEW
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DOCUSERIES
EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY PERSON AND
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THE SUBJECT OF A NEW DOCUSERIES
THAT FOLLOWS HER DEALING WITH A
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DIFFICULT PREGNANCY WHILE
EMBARKING ON A MASSIVE CROSS
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COUNTRY STAND‐UP TOUR.
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>> CHRIS FISHER, CHRIS IS THE
SWEETEST GUY IN THE WORLD.
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YOU'VE BEEN TAKING CARE OF ME
EVERY DAY.
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MAKING A BETTER PEANUT BUTTER
AND BANANA SANDWICH.
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YOU'RE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE
WORLD, AND I LOVE YOU.
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I KNOW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO BE
MEAN TO YOU TOMORROW.
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"EXPECTING AMY" PREMIERES
TOMORROW ON HBO MAX.
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PLEASE WELCOME AMY SCHUMER.
HOW ARE YOU, AMY?
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>> OOH! SHE'S SO GREAT.
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>> Billy: SORRY, THERE'S NO
STUDIO AUDIENCE.
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>> NO. THIS IS BETTER.
IT'S REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU, YOU
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KNOW?
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>> Billy: YOU, TOO.
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>> YOU'VE BEEN GETTING US
THROUGH THIS PANDEMIC.
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WE'VE BEEN WATCHING BELLYILLY OE
STREETS RERUNS, AND IT'S BEEN
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SUCH A JOY.
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>> Billy: OH, MY GOD.
THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU.
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LET'S GET TO YOU.
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>> I LOVE YOU.
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>> Billy: IT'S A NIGHT ABOUT
YOU.
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I HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS
ALL DAY LONG.
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I HAVE BEEN READING RAVE REVIEWS
ABOUT THIS DOCUSERIES.
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I GOT TO SEE SOME OF IT MYSELF.
YOU ARE, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
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INCREDIBLY HONEST, BRUTALLY
HONEST IN A HILARIOUS WAY, BUT
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IN THIS DOCUSERIES, YOU ARE SO
OPEN, SO RAW, PHYSICALLY,
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EMOTIONALLY, AND I WANT TO KNOW,
NOW THAT IT'S GETTING RELEASED
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INTO THE WORLD, HOW ARE YOU
FEELING?
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ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT PEOPLE
SEEING ALL OF THIS?
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>> I ACTUALLY, THANKS FOR SAYING
THAT.
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I ACTUALLY WASN'T NERVOUS, AND
NOW HEARING YOU SAY ALL OF THAT
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STUFF NOW, NOW I AM.
NOW I'M NERVOUS.
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>> Billy: WELL, GOOD.
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>> NO, I MEAN, YEAH.
IT'S LIKE REALLY PERSONAL, AND
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IT HAS BEEN GETTING NICE
REVIEWS, AND I DIDN'T THINK
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ABOUT, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT
GETTING REVIEWS.
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>> Billy: YOU DIDN'T THINK OF
ANYONE BUT YOU AND YOUR
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PREGNANCY.
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>> EXACTLY.
IT'S SO PERSONAL.
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MY FAMILY, IT COULDN'T BE ANY
MORE PERSONAL, BUT YEAH, I MEAN,
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WE LUCKED OUT, EXCEPT OF COURSE
MY HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER, "NEWS
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DAY" WAS LIKE SHE PUKES TOO MUCH.
THANK YOU.
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MY MOM CAN TAKE THE PAPER, YOU
KNOW.
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>> Billy: NEWS DAY IS THE LONG
ISLAND PAPER.
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I WOULDN'T SAY "NEWS DAY" IS
KNOWN FOR THEIR ARTS CRITICISM.
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>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
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>> Billy: BUT SHOUT OUT TO THE
ONE WHO USED TO THE MOVIE
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REVIEWS.
ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS ENVIED
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ABOUT YOU, I THINK BECAUSE OF
THINGS LIKE "BILLY ON THE
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STREET" PEOPLE THINK IN REAL
LIFE I'M LOUD AND OUTRAGEOUS,
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BUT I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF SHY AND
STARSTRUCK.
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>> YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT OF AN
INTROVERT.
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>> Billy: WHAT WAS THAT?
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>> I THINK OF YOU AS AN
INTROVERT.
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>> Billy: IT'S TRUE.
IF I MEET PEOPLE IN PERSON, I
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GETNER NEUROTIC, AND THEN I LOON
YOUR PAGE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, "I'M
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DILATING."
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>> THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
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>> Billy: IN THE DOCUMENTARY,
YOU MANAGE TO BE FUNNY EVEN
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WHILE YOU'RE THROWING UP.
AND YOU DO THROW UP A LOT.
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FUNNY WHILE THROWING UP, THAT'S
NOT SOMETHING EVEN BETTY WHITE
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COULD DO.
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>> OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT.
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YOU WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO HER
FACE.
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>> Billy: I WOULDN'T, I
WOULDN'T.
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HOW DID YOU, THAT BALANCE MUST
HAVE BEEN VERY TRICKY.
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WERE YOU FOCUSSED ON BEING FUNNY
EVEN WHILE YOU WERE SO SICK?
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>> WELL, I THINK LIKE, I MEAN, I
DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT FOR
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ME, LIKE, I HAD REALLY ROUGH,
LIKE SAD PARTS OF MY CHILDHOOD.
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>> Billy: MM‐HM.
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>> WAS THE MIDDLE CHILD AND FELT
LIKE I HAD TO KEEP EVERYONE
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GOING, SO WHEN I AM IN THE MOST
DURESS IS PROBABLY WHEN I TURN
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IT ON THE MOST.
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>> Billy: RIGHT.
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>> BECAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE I
AM OKAY OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS
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OKAY, SO THAT'S WHEN WE LIKE,
ARE LIKE, EVERYTHING'S STILL
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OKAY, YOU KNOW.
WE'RE REALLY NOT, LIKE, ACTUALLY
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TYI DYING INSIDE.
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>> Billy: I GET THAT.
EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHECK OUT THIS
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DOCUSERIES.
I KNOW YOU ALSO HAVE A NEW
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PARTNERSHIP YOU'RE WORKING ON.
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>> YEAH.
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>> Billy: WHAT IS THAT?
TELL US ABOUT THAT.
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>> WELL, SPEAKING OF BLOOD, I
DID, I PARTNERED UP WITH TAMPAX.
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WE BOTH ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN
TAKING THE SHAME OUT OF WOMEN
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AND THEIR BODIES AND, YOU KNOW.
BECAUSE ULTIMATELY, WE GET OUR
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PERIODS SO WE CAN THEN HOPEFULLY
HAVE CHILDREN AND KEEP THE
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POPULATION GOING.
SO IT FELT LIKE A VERY NATURAL
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PROGRESSION FOR US TO WORK
TOGETHER.
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>> Billy: YES.
AND I LOVE THAT IDEA.
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IT'S A GREAT PARTNERSHIP.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO, NICKELS AND
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MAY, AMY SCHUMER AND TAMPAX.
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>> IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME,
RIGHT?
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AND I LOVE YOUR NEXT GUEST,
JAIME HARRISON.
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I MEAN, LET'S UNSEAT LINDSEY
GRAHAM, HONEY!
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>> Billy: YOU CAN SAY THAT.
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ANY
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ENDORSEMENTS, BUT I'M VERY, VERY
EXCITED TO TALK TO JAIME
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HARRISON.
AMY SCHUMER, EVERYONE CHECK OUT
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ALL THREE PART OF THE
DOCUMENTARY, "EXPECTING AMY",
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AVAILABLE TOMORROW.
THANK YOU SO MUCH AND WE ALL
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LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING THE
DOCUSERIES.
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
U.S. SENATORIAL CANDIDATE,
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JAIME HARRISON.
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>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
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BY TAMPAX.
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♪ for worse or for better ♪
(Yeah)
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♪ through any kind of weather, ♪
(Yo)
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♪ you’re my friend in need. ♪
(Come on, come on)
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♪ We stick together, ♪
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♪ we make the sunshinebrighter, ♪
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♪ we make it all feel better, ♪
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♪ you’re my, you’re my, ♪
(Woo, yeah)
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♪ you’re my family. ♪
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(Yo)
♪ You’re my family. ♪
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♪ ♪
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>> WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE," I'M BILLY EICHNER.
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MY NEXT GUEST IS HOPING TO SEND
LINDSEY GRAHAM OFF INTO A VERY
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UNHAPPY RETIREMENT.
AT SHADY PINES.
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PLEASE WELCOME THE DEMOCRATIC
CANDIDATE FOR U. S. SENATOR FROM
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THE GREAT STATE OF
SOUTH CAROLINA, JAIME HARRISON.
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HOW WERE YOU JAIME?
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>> I'M GREAT, BILLY.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME,
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CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR VIRTUAL
HOSTING.
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>> Billy: VIRTUAL HOSTING.
THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING T I
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HAVE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO
YOU. LAST NIGHT I SAW THAT YOUR
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CAMPAIGN JUST RAISED A
STAGGERING $13.9 MILLION.
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WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY KELSEY
GRAMMAR "FRAZIER" MONEY, BUT
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IT'S IMPRESSIVE.
THE POLLS HAVE YOU VIRTUALLY
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TIED WITH LINDSEY GRAHAM, AND AT
THE SAME TIME, SOUTH CAROLINA
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HASN'T ELECTED A DEMOCRAT TO THE
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SENATE SENINCE 1998.
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WHAT MADE YOU SAY I'M THE GUY
WHO CAN BEAT LINDSEY GRAHAM?
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>> WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO THIS
RACE AND I TOLD PEOPLE I'M GOING
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TO RUN FOR UNITED STATES SENATE,
THEY SAID THAT'S GREAT, JAIME
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AND TURNED AROUND AND CHUCKLED.
BECAUSE MANY PEOPLE DIDN'T TAKE
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ME SERIOUSLY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
OTHERS, FOLKS SAID THAT, YOU
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KNOW, YOU CAN'T WIN.
YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST A GUY
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WHO'S BEEN THERE FOR 25 YEARS, A
GUY WHO FLIES AROUND ON AIR
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FORCE ONE AND GOLFS WITH THE
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
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BUT THIS IS THE THING.
ALL MY LIFE, I'VE BEATEN THE
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ODDS, YOU KNOW.
I GREW UP IN A SMALL, RURAL TOWN.
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MY MOM WAS A TEENAGER WHEN SHE
HAD ME.
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MY GRAND PARENTS HELPED RAISE ME.
THEY AT
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE MUCH EDUCATION.
IN EVERY STEP OF MY LIFE, PEOPLE
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SAID YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
YOU CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE, I WENT
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TO YALE.
YOU CAN'T GET A DEGREE, I GOT
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ONE IN GEORGETOWN.
YOU CAN'T BE THE CHAIR OF THE
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DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND NOW I WAS
THE FIRST BLACK CHAIR.
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AND NOW FOLKS ARE TELLING ME, JAI
JAIME, YOU CAN'T BEAT LINDSEY
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GRAHAM.
THIS QUARTER, WE DOUBLED, ALMOST
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DOUBLED WHAT WE RAISED.
BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO BEAT HIM.
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WE'RE GOING TO CLOSE THE CHAPTER
ON WHAT I CALL THE OLD SOUTH
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WHICH LINDSEY IS A RELIC OF.
WE'RE GOING TO START A NEW
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SOUTH, THAT'S BOLD, INCLUSIVE
AND TDIVERSE.
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I FEEL THE ENERGY ON THE GROUND
WITH PEOPLE WHO ARE FED UP WITH
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LINDSEY GRAHAM AND THE RUBBER
STAMPINGS HE'S BEEN DOING.
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>> Billy: IT'S SO IMPRESSIVE.
ONE THING I FOUND FASCINATING
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THAT YOU SAID ABOUT LINDSEY.
I THINK THE QUOTE IS, LINDSEY'S
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TOO INTO BEING LINDSEY.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?
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>> WELL, HE'S TOTALLY FOCUSSED
ON HIS OWN POLITICAL POWER AND
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POLITICAL RELEVANCE.
HE'S NOT FOCUSSED ON THE PEOPLE
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OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
HEY, BILLY, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT
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IT, THIS IS A MAN WHO HASN'T T
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DONE AN IN PERSON LIVE TOWN HALL.
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THIS IS A STATE WHERE 38% OF OUR
RURAL COMMUNITIES HAVE NO ACCESS
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TO BROADBAND WI‐FI.
THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T GET ON THE
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INTERNET.
RIGHT NOW, A REPORT CAME OUT
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THAT SAID 17,000 KIDS HAVE NOT
BEEN IN CONTACT WITH THEIR
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SCHOOL SYSTEMS SINCE MARCH.
WE'RE IN A PLACE WHERE 14 OF OUR
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46 COUNTIES HAD NO OBGYNs.
AND SO THERE'S SO MUCH NEED HERE.
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BUT WE HAVE A SENATOR WHO CARES
MORE ABOUT HIS TEE TIMES WITH
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THE PRESIDENT OR FLYING ON AIR
FORCE ONE OR SOME FANCY DINNER
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INSTEAD OF COMING HERE AND
ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES TO DO THE
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WORK OF THE PEOPLE OF SOUTH
CAROLINA. AND IT'S JUST OF ‐‐
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>> Billy: I HEARD AN INTERVIEW
ON THE "NEW YORK TIMES" PODCAST
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LAST YEAR, AND THEY SHADEAID TO
HOW COULD YOU BE SO OPPOSED TO
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TRUMP BEFORE HE WON AND NOW BE
ONE OF HIS CLOSEST SUPPORTERS,
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AND HE JUST SAID, IT'S BECAUSE I
LIKE TO STAY RELEVANT.
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HE USED THAT WORD.
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>> YES.
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>> Billy: AND I THOUGHT,
RELEVANT? THAT'S NOT SOMETHING A
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POLITICIAN DESCRIBES THEMSELVES
AS BEING RELEVANT IS WHAT A POP
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STAR WORRIES ABOUT.
RELEVANT IS WHAT MEGAN TRAINOR
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WORRIES ABOUT OR KYLIE JENNER.
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING THAT A
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POLITICIAN SHOULD BE THINKING
ABOUT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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>> IT'S A SAD STATEMENT, BECAUSE
RELEVANCE FOR ME IS MAKING SURE
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THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GREW UP
THE WAY THAT I DID, POOR AND
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HAVING ALL THESE BARRIERS IN
FRONT OF THEM CAN LIVE THE
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AMERICAN DREAM.
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT.
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THAT'S WHAT WE NEED.
AND LINDSEY'S NOT DOING THAT.
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IF WE, WE JUST NEED SOMEBODY WHO
WILL FIGHT FOR US AND NOT FIGHT
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AGAINST US.
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE BUILDING
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THIS MOVEMENT, A GRASS ROOTS
MOVEMENT, TO CHANGE SOUTH
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CAROLINA, BRING HOPE BACK TO OUR
STATE, AND, AS I ALWAYS TELL
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FOLKS, YOU WANT TO BE A PART OF
IT, GO TO JAIME HARRISON.COM.
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THINGS ARE GOING TO CHANGE.
AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE IT IN
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THIS ELECTION.
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>> Billy: JAIMEHARRISON.COM IS
ONE OF MY FAVORITE, ALONG WITH
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ENTERTAINMENTTONIGHT.COM.
THOSE ARE MY TWO FAVORITES.
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I WISH WE COULD TALK FOREVER.
I HOPE I GET TO SEE YOU DOWN THE
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ROAD.
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>> I'M GOING TO SEND YOU, THESE
ARE THE LINDSEY GRAHAM
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FLIP‐FLOPS ON THE WEBSITE.
I'LL SEND YOU A PAIR.
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I'LL GET YOUR SIZE, AND WE'LL
SEND YOU A PAIR OF THESE LINDSEY
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GRAHAM FLIP‐FLOPS.
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>> Billy: THEY'LL GO GREAT WITH
MY LINDSEY GRAHAM CONDOMS THAT I
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USE.
AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU, GOOD LUCK
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ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL AND
CONGRATS ON EVERYTHING THAT'S
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HAPPENED SO FAR.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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or you really love it.
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tangy restaurant inspired
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More treatment?
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We're going to try something
different today.
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Dogs bring out the good in us.
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(VO)
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at a price built for everyone.
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We're all finding new ways
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But sunscreen is still a must.
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♪ ♪
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>> THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT FOR
TONIGHT.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK AMY SCHUMER,
JAIME HARRISON, AND
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JIMMY KIMMEL, WHEREVER HE MAY BE.
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW WITH
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BILLY PORTER AND MUSIC FROM
KIM PETRAS. "NIGHTLINE" IS NEXT.
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YOU MAY NOW REMOVE YOUR CORONA
MASK AND PUT ON THE ONE YOU WEAR
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FOR SLEEP APNEA. GOODNIGHT.
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♪ ♪
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