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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,600 What happened? Why aren't you eating? 2 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,080 Why are you just playing? 3 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,720 Eat. Keep it. - 'Bijan Chirimar.' 4 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,720 I'll eat in a bit. - Okay. 5 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,120 All right. 6 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,600 It's an earthquake. 7 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,760 That happens whenever you drink, darling. 8 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:13,400 And what's new today? Today is your birthday. 9 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,440 So, why just an earthquake? It can be a volcano too! 10 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:19,040 Volcano! - Mr. Bijan! 11 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,040 Mr. Bijan, this year, we're thinking 12 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,920 of celebrating 15th August magnificently. 13 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,880 Yes.. 14 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:28,640 Magnificent for you means a lot of alcohol, a lot of meat.. 15 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:31,680 Which brand? - Ma'am, this time.. 16 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:35,440 Hey.. It's lunch time now. I don't want any rubbish talks. 17 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,280 Go poke your nose somewhere else. 18 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,840 Bye. - And this is my last warning! 19 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,920 Get lost! - Get lost! 20 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,160 Get lost! - Get lost! - Let's go. 21 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,280 He demands so much. He should look at himself once.. 22 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:48,520 Dad, I need to go to the toilet. 23 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,320 Toilet! Just two minutes. - Yes.. - Toilet! 24 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,080 We'll go to the toilet. 25 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,320 Toilet.. 26 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:58,680 Father.. - Hush.. 27 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,560 No, he's my dad! - How did she come here? - No, he's my father! 28 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,560 My dad! - Shut up.. - My father! 29 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:05,840 My dad! - Hush.. Where's your mother? 30 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,320 She's here! - Yes.. 31 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:10,240 My dad! 32 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:12,720 My dad! - My father! 33 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,280 Chini? - My father! - My dad! 34 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,240 My father! - My dad! - Chini.. Stop! 35 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:21,400 What are you doing? Goodness! What is this? 36 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,960 You're alone here! Oh, God! 37 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,000 Who's he? Let's go.. Let's go! 38 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,640 Dear, kids mustn't stay alone. 39 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,040 Mom.. - Mom! - Mom.. 40 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,640 Mom.. - Where's your husband? 41 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,480 Yes, Bijan Chirimar speaking. 42 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:43,920 Where are you? 43 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:48,800 Oh.. Why? 44 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,240 I'm in Durgapur, in the factory. 45 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,880 Chini told me she saw you here, in the restaurant. 46 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:59,080 Did she say that? Oh, come on! She's a child. What.. 47 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,480 What! Police! Manager! 48 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:03,000 Hello? - Police! - What happened? 49 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:04,680 Police! Manager! 50 00:04:04,960 --> 00:04:06,200 Ma'am, please be quiet! - How dare you! - Sorry, ma'am! 51 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:08,000 Sorry, ma'am.. - How dare you! This is the ladies washroom! 52 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:09,480 This is my first time! I've never done this! 53 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,800 No, don't! - Please, ma'am.. - Police.. 54 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,840 Oh, my God! Kidnapping! - Shut up! 55 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,600 Hijacking! - Shut up! 56 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,240 Kidnapping! - I'll shoot you.. I'll shoot you! 57 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:23,120 Hands up.. Hands up! Hands up. 58 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,960 Trying to show me your lipstick! 59 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,120 Dear, eat properly. 60 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,880 Over here.. - Look over there.. 61 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,280 Who's he.. - Who's he? 62 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,720 I was practising how to put on a veil. 63 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,760 Look what he's doing in a restaurant. 64 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,480 Hello! - Hello. Where are you? 65 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,560 There's a very serious and terrible emergency here, Biju! 66 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,960 What.. - I had to leave early. - What do you mean? 67 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:10,400 Biju, do you have money? - Come back home! 68 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,720 I'll bury you alive! 69 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,000 I know that. 70 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:28,520 Hello! - Where's your wallet? 71 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:32,920 Why? My wallet.. What the.. Where's my wallet? 72 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,640 Where are you? - I'm in Durgapur. 73 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,560 Then what's your wallet doing here, in Kolkata? 74 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,520 What the hell! Great! 75 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,520 Some guy must've picked my pocket. 76 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,520 Shut up! Pickpocket! 77 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,680 You're having fun in the name of work. 78 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:57,240 Just come back home. I'll bury you alive. 79 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:59,200 I, Sumitra Chirimar, promise you that. 80 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,000 I'll chop you into pieces! Just get back home. 81 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,680 I knew this as well. - Sir, where do you want to go? 82 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,680 I want to die! Come on, take me to hell! 83 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:25,560 Hey, mister.. Hey, mister! 84 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:28,680 Sir, the hooligans are here. 85 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,480 Come on.. - Sir, come out! 86 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,520 Hey, mister! 87 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,320 'Animesh Chakladar.' 88 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:40,320 Police.. - Hey, stop! Wimps! 89 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,800 Sir, I've heard such sirens before. 90 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,400 Now, listen to mine! 91 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,360 He's playing the hooter with his mouth! 92 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:56,840 I'll beat you up in such a way that you'll suffer terribly. 93 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,600 Your suffering won't go away! Come downstairs.. 94 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,240 What happened to all the boys? 95 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,280 They've come with me. I'm the one who's talking here. 96 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:15,280 Listen, dear.. - Your house will be demolished next month. 97 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,200 This is the contract. Sign it. 98 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,000 Contacts! What will I do with contact lenses? 99 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:23,520 What the.. He's very talented! 100 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,080 Wear your hearing aid! 101 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,440 Contract! 102 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:30,680 Con.. - Why are you shouting? 103 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,040 All right. This is the contract. 104 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,360 This contract pertains to the sale of the house. 105 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:37,320 Mr. Jeevan will build a housing complex here. 106 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:41,520 This house was given to me by my dad. - Oh, my.. 107 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:45,840 Sir, your dad must have given you a ton of other things too. 108 00:07:46,040 --> 00:07:48,600 They are of no use, sir. - True.. 109 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,400 Forget all this drama. Just sign the contract. 110 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,200 If you force me like this, I'll be forced to commit suicide. 111 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,640 Oh, my! - After all, I'm a retired air force officer. 112 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,200 In the year 1971, on the western front.. - Hey! 113 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:04,360 You have flown planes. You've saved the nation. 114 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:07,400 'Jai Hind! Vande Mataram!' That's it! 115 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:09,880 Don't expect anything more than this. 116 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,440 Remember to sign it! 117 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,040 Or I'll shoot you in your bottom.. 118 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,880 Hey, Azam! What's wrong with my car? 119 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:20,120 Is it the accelerator or something else? 120 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,040 Mr. Azam! - Wait! First, let me check it. - Mr. Azam! 121 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,160 What the hell! - 'Azam Khan.' - Who came here 122 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,320 to call me early in the morning? 123 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,160 It's me. Mr. Biswa sent me here. 124 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:30,040 Do I need to ride the hero's car again? 125 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:31,760 No.. The car is not working. It's not getting started. 126 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,520 That's why he called you. - He asked me to check it.. 127 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,560 Wait.. I'm coming.. - What's this? 128 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,760 Wait! I'm coming.. - Where are you going? 129 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,640 Sit. - Shall I wait here all day? - Sir, you wait here with your car. 130 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,360 There, the hero is waiting with his car! 131 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,760 Let's go.. - Damn it! 132 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,120 All of you need to understand the scene. 133 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,760 The hero's car will hit the heroine. 134 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,360 Her friends will surround the car. 135 00:08:54,440 --> 00:08:55,960 The heroine will be lying on the ground. 136 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,960 The hero will come and pick her up. 137 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,560 The heroine will be picked up by the hero. 138 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,160 What will the heroine's friends do? - Exactly. 139 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:03,360 Will they just stare? - Exactly.. - No, sir. 140 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,840 It wasn't mentioned in the script. 141 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:07,360 It's all right. We'll manage it. Don't worry. 142 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:08,440 Let the scene be ready first. 143 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,560 Is it fine, sir? - Okay.. 144 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,240 We'll manage it later. - Okay.. 145 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,920 You go start the car. 146 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,960 There's no need to clap for it. It's my work. Don't clap. 147 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:30,280 Hiran.. - Hi.. 148 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,240 Good to see you, Mr. Pavan. 149 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,120 How are you? - I'm fine. 150 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,880 How are you? - I'm absolutely fine. 151 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,360 Oh, my! - Isn't he.. 152 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,920 You look smashing! 153 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:46,760 Is your shoot here today? 154 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,840 I think they will wrap up early today. 155 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,480 We'll eat together today, in the afternoon. 156 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,320 Excuse me! - You look smashing! 157 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:55,240 Who are you? - Hey! What do you mean by that? 158 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,360 Production! - Sir.. - What happened, ma'am? 159 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,040 The scene.. - He's disturbing me. 160 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,600 What is it? Who are you? - Are you joking? 161 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,000 Heroine.. - What happened, mister? - I'm talking to my wife. 162 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,920 Have you never seen a film star? - I'm talking to my wife. 163 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,160 What! - Hey! 164 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,440 Are you kidding me? - Hey.. - What's going on? 165 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,640 Look at these people.. - Who is he? Throw him out.. 166 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,600 Who knows where they come from! Get out! 167 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,960 I'm talking to my wife. - Throw him out! - Don't touch me.. 168 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,720 Get out.. - Hey.. 169 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:21,880 Come on, move it.. - Hey.. 170 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,920 Who am I? Whoa.. 171 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,280 Who am I? 172 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:30,600 Obviously. 173 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:33,000 You were there looking like a nobody. 174 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,520 Look at your face. 175 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,680 What would I have said? 176 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,680 Look at my husband. 177 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:41,000 A nobody. - Oh.. 178 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,080 You're ashamed of me. 179 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:48,120 Why did you marry me if you're so ashamed of me? 180 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,600 Don't you remember? 181 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:52,320 We will have our honeymoon in Mauritius. 182 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,240 We'll buy a flat in Tollygunge. 183 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:56,040 We'll own a car. 184 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,880 Don't you remember? 185 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,720 We'll have them. 186 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:00,840 We don't have them yet but we will. 187 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:05,560 We'll have our honeymoon at the age of 80! 188 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,520 So, you won't even recognise me in public? 189 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:09,680 I won't. 190 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,920 I'm an actress, please! - What! 191 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,080 What did you say? Could you repeat that? 192 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,560 I am an actress. 193 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,840 Right now, you look like a maid, not a movie star. 194 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,360 Actress! 195 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,840 What did you just say? - I told the truth. 196 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:33,040 This is why I don't feel like going out with you! 197 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,200 You're just a mechanic! - What! 198 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:39,760 Y-You called me a mechanic? - Yes. 199 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,720 Then I'm leaving. - Where to? 200 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:45,560 To die! - You can't do that either. 201 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,480 "On the dance floor." 202 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,880 "One, two, three, four, five." 203 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,200 "Such a short life." 204 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,320 "I want.. I want speed." 205 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,600 "Will have to fly." 206 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,800 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 207 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,000 "Sit with your seatbelts tight." 208 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,000 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 209 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,240 "Say 'get set go' and be ready." 210 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,440 "We'll have a blast.." 211 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,320 "We'll have a blast.." 212 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,920 "Yeah.. This is Mr. Malik.." 213 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:03,120 "Live life on your own terms." 214 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:05,360 "We've got visas to go everywhere." 215 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,480 "Our dreams are big." 216 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,640 "It was just yesterday that I bought the Burj Khalifa." 217 00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:13,720 "The paparazzi everywhere take my photographs." 218 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,600 "My life is like a hit movie." 219 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:18,520 "I'm a superstar because I always have a blast." 220 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,560 "I have a big island." 221 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,760 "I drink coffee in Thailand." 222 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,880 "I'll lose my cool and my money." 223 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,920 "I've got no life plans." 224 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,280 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 225 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:31,480 "Sit with your seatbelts tight." 226 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,520 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 227 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,800 "Say 'get set go' and be ready." 228 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:40,120 "We'll have a blast.." 229 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:44,680 "We'll have a blast.." 230 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,760 "Life is uncertain." 231 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,000 "Lift the curtains that cover the heart." 232 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,200 "Don't think about the things you didn't get." 233 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,320 "Don't be disheartened." 234 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,600 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 235 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,760 "Sit with your seatbelts tight." 236 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,800 "This is a rollercoaster ride." 237 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:17,240 "Say 'get set go' and be ready!" 238 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,680 "We'll have a blast.." 239 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,280 "We'll have a blast.." 240 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,920 "We'll have a blast.." 241 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,640 Goodness! Was that my wife? 242 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,720 Wherever I look, I see my wife. 243 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,720 But my wife 244 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,880 is a refrigerator. 245 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,560 "Here we go." 246 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:58,760 'Kumar Rai.' 247 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,800 "We'll have.." 248 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,720 Wow! Nice! - "A blast.." 249 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:15,760 What a car! 250 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,320 Mercedes GL-350-4-matic. 251 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,400 This car costs Rs. 90 lakhs on road. - What.. 252 00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,600 It's a majestic car. - Yes, it is! 253 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:28,560 Very nice car! Nice model.. Very nice.. 254 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,600 Want to buy the car? - What.. 255 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,280 I drove it for six months. 256 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,240 I can sell it for Rs. 15 lakhs. - What! 257 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,560 Rs. 15 lakhs? 258 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,600 Pay me Rs. 3 lakhs in advance 259 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,360 and the keys are yours within an hour. 260 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,720 In one hour? - In one hour. 261 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,280 Okay, done! - Done. 262 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,840 Rs. 3 lakhs, right? 263 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,120 Okay, done. - I'm waiting. 264 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,120 Here's the money. 265 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,720 First, the car keys. 266 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,600 I won't hand you the money unless I get the car keys. 267 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,480 And I won't take the money unless I hand you the car keys. 268 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,480 Wait. - Okay. 269 00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,960 The guy is here. Please come out. - I'm coming. 270 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,000 There he is. He's got the keys. 271 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,280 Give the keys. - Here. 272 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,800 What the.. 273 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:45,000 I can't start the car.. - What did I pay you for? - What! 274 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,720 Check the car properly. Find out what's wrong with it. 275 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,880 Is he a mechanic or an actor? 276 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,240 What! 277 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,040 Me.. A mechanic? 278 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,640 I paid Rs. 3 lakhs in advance for the car 279 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,840 and you're calling me a mechanic! - What! 280 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,400 Mercedes in Rs. 3 lakhs? 281 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,360 Do you deal in liquor? - What! - Oh, God! 282 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,440 Why is my heart beating so fast? 283 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,880 What the hell! I paid Rs. 3 lakhs to the car's owner in front of you. 284 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,400 Didn't you see him leave on the bike? - What! 285 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:09,480 That boy? 286 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,360 This is my car. - What.. 287 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,680 I asked him to get a mechanic to fix my car. 288 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,960 Did you.. Oh, God! Why is my heart beating so fast? 289 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,800 D-Do you know that guy? 290 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,200 Yes, I know him.. 291 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,040 For the past three years, I.. Why is my heart beating so fast? 292 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,520 If I don't get my money back, I'm not returning the car. 293 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:28,160 I know you aren't going to return it. 294 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,240 Hold on. 295 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,080 Do you really know the guy? - Didn't I just say that? 296 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,480 Is he your nephew? 297 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,240 No, he's my son-in-law. My daughter's husband. 298 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,480 A live-in son-in-law. 299 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,080 That guy 300 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,480 is your son-in-law.. - Yes.. 301 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,480 That guy is your son-in-law? - Yes. 302 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:49,960 I see! 303 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:51,720 By the way 304 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,440 my name is P. Muralidharan. - Okay.. 305 00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,320 Police Commissioner. - Okay.. What! 306 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,400 Hey! Am I a rogue? 307 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,720 Why are you blocking the way? 308 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,440 Sir said that you can't get in. 309 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,680 About me? - Yes. - Yes. 310 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,440 Why? - Ma'am knows that. 311 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,520 Ma'am? - Yes.. - What did you do? 312 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:25,280 I've got a ton of phone calls since noon. 313 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,960 The police have arrested dad. 314 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,400 The man you sold the car to is the Police Commissioner. 315 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,480 Oh, damn! He was in civilian clothes! 316 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:33,640 I'm in big trouble. 317 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,360 What's going to happen? 318 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,880 What's going to happen is that you can't stay here anymore. 319 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,040 Dad will get me married again. 320 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,720 That's okay. I don't have any issues with that. 321 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,040 But where will I stay and what am I going to eat? 322 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,160 How would I know? 323 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,680 I was just saying.. 324 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,200 Can't I enter the house? 325 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:53,920 No. Dad said he will shoot the person who lets you in. 326 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,720 He will send you behind bars 327 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,920 and throw your sister and aunt out of the house tomorrow. 328 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,960 What will happen to you? 329 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,800 I.. What else did he say? 330 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,000 He wrote in the text message that you are the son of a.. 331 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,080 Whose son? 332 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,080 Bit.. 333 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,920 I.. I'll commit suicide. - Why? - What.. 334 00:19:17,080 --> 00:19:18,560 Won't it hurt you? 335 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,000 So, how will you attempt it? 336 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,280 I mean, by hanging yourself or by taking poison? 337 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 I'll jump. 338 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,720 I'll jump off your father's office building! 339 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,880 Save us.. - I'm worried sick! - What.. 340 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,040 Save us.. Someone save us.. - Hey.. 341 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,240 I'll fall.. - Help! 342 00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,400 If we fall, it's going to hurt real badly. - Save us! - What the.. 343 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,000 Don't let go.. - Help! - Goodness.. 344 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:09,320 I want to live! Help! 345 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,440 Stop kicking! 346 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,640 This is a mess! - What the hell are you staring at? 347 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,520 Hey! - What? - Why are you hanging like that? 348 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:19,800 We want to live! Help us! 349 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,880 All right! Stop screaming! 350 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,640 What have they got to lose? Okay, I'm coming.. - Okay.. 351 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:26,440 But I have a condition! - Okay.. - What? 352 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:29,480 No one should pull my leg! Okay? 353 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,240 Okay. - Then what do we hold on to? 354 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,600 The tail.. He's coming to help us.. 355 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,720 Please hurry! - Hurry up. 356 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,160 He's coming.. 357 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,680 I'll never try to commit suicide.. 358 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:48,480 Hey.. - Don't hold his leg! - Not the leg.. Hey.. 359 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,160 Let go of the leg.. Hey! 360 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,000 I'll fall down.. - Not the leg.. Hey.. 361 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,680 Rascal! Who told you to pull my leg? 362 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,280 We'll fall down.. - Hey.. What the.. 363 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,520 Let go! I said let go! 364 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,960 I won't let go.. - Let go! 365 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,800 Save me! 366 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:13,160 That female goon was way better than this. 367 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,560 It would have been better had she shot me. 368 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,200 I've missed out on so many things in life! 369 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,960 Why the hell did I come here to commit suicide? I said let go! 370 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Hey.. - Help.. 371 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:26,520 Help! 372 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:32,960 Hey, who.. - What the.. 373 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,720 Make it quick. I'm in a hurry. 374 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,200 Look, a rope! - Hold the rope! 375 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,920 What the hell are you waiting for? Grab it! 376 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,880 Hold the rope.. Let go of the leg and hold the rope.. 377 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:49,400 Dearest, I'll come back to you! 378 00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,120 Make sure you throw the rope at us as well. - Shut up, rascal! 379 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,520 Throw the rope at us.. 380 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,920 Hey! Hurry up! - Hurry up! 381 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,080 Grab the rope! - Yes, I'm grabbing it.. 382 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,320 Hurry up, fatso! 383 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,920 Humans and country.. - Speak clearly. - What.. 384 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,720 Buddies. - Speak in Bengali, please. 385 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,720 Friends. - His Bengali isn't all that great. 386 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,880 You are all gentlemen. - Yes.. - Yes.. 387 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,520 Educated people watch movies. - Who the hell said that? - What.. 388 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,280 Don't you watch Srijit Mukherji's movies? - What! 389 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,080 If you want to die, go ahead. - What! 390 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,800 It's okay, forget it. 391 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,920 I have a different proposal. 392 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,800 Come closer, please. 393 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,920 "If you like me, tell me frankly. Don't be coy about it." 394 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,480 "Come, take a good look at me. You don't need to peek." 395 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,960 "If you like me, tell me frankly. Don't be coy about it." 396 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,400 "Come, take a good look at me. You don't need to peek." 397 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:22,160 "I do as I please. I don't care about people." 398 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,520 "I never miss a chance to chase girls in miniskirts." 399 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:30,160 "We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!" 400 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:35,360 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 401 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:41,080 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 402 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,800 "We take turns loving beautiful girls." 403 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,040 "I'll be your temporary partner!" 404 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,840 "I forget about the world when you apply lipstick." 405 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,720 "We gulp down tequila!" 406 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,760 "We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!" 407 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:19,400 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 408 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:25,040 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 409 00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,960 "You have a wicked smile. Your high heels kill me." 410 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,320 "We're going to have wicked fun!" 411 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,920 "My heart soars as I down some champagne." 412 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,160 "Fly down to Uzbekistan and have fun here!" 413 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,320 "We get drunk in the afternoon! Life changes just like that!" 414 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:06,560 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 415 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,400 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 416 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:17,280 "Hey, Captain, in which port should I dock the ship?" 417 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,440 Jump start your life and be refreshed. 418 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,480 By the way, are you a tour operator? 419 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,000 I'm the one who shows the path. 420 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,400 My brother is a tour operator. 421 00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,200 That is a travel agency. 422 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,360 I'll leave now. 423 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,720 I'm going to the Metro Station to deal with a similar case. 424 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:47,400 My suicidal brothers.. - Siblings.. Cousins.. - Come here. 425 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,600 What is it? 426 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,240 I mean, what he said.. - It's not a bad idea. 427 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,080 Come, let's get some fresh air. 428 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,200 Life needs a total overhaul. - Yes.. - Yes, that's.. 429 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,400 Lovely.. You spoke my mind. 430 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,560 By the way, my name is Kumar. - Oh.. 431 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,360 The live-in son-in-law of Kajal Sen, the industrialist. 432 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,280 What! - How great! 433 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,960 Well.. Count me out. - Why? - Why? 434 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:19,400 I have neither a passport nor any money. 435 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:20,880 If I dive back into my business 436 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,400 it's only a matter of seven days for me. - Oh, my! 437 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,080 And about the money.. - Yes.. 438 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,200 Well, me and.. 439 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,440 What did you say your name was? - Bijan Chirimar. - Bijan. 440 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,720 Yes, we'll take care of all the expenses. 441 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,680 Bangkok, Pocket.. - Goodness! Phuket. 442 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,640 'Phu..' - 'Phu..' 443 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,640 Phuket. - That's what I said. 444 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:41,600 Well.. My wife's father.. - Yes? 445 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,160 I mean, my father-in-law is in the garment business. - Oh! 446 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:49,680 And his business is in Phuket and Bangkok. 447 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,320 Oh.. - Goodness.. - That's why we cannot go there. 448 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,600 N-No, f-forget it. Forget it. 449 00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,320 I just want to say.. 450 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,360 Going to Uzbekistan isn't such a bad idea. - Yes.. 451 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:08,360 So, where is this place? - What.. 452 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,520 Up there, across The Himalayas. 453 00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,840 Right. Just beyond that. 454 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:16,080 Yes, across The Himalayas! Really! 455 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,720 Vodka and Pulao.. Their national dishes. 456 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,240 Thrilling! - Absolutely. - Thrilling. But.. 457 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,720 But what about the girls? 458 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,720 They will be going from here. - From here? 459 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,800 Mister, that is a foreign land! We'll have language problems! 460 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,840 No.. I don't have any problem with language. 461 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:36,440 How so? - I'm cool with all languages. 462 00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,760 What's the local language of that place? 463 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,600 Come close. - What.. - Come on.. 464 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,920 Closer? - Yes. - Okay. 465 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,320 The languages are Russian and Uzbek. 466 00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,560 Let me ask you something.. 467 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,040 How is it possible to take them from here? 468 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,240 Exactly. How do you plan on doing it? 469 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,680 Ta-da! - Abracadabra. 470 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,000 What the.. - What the.. - Bonnie. 471 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,360 My current secretary. 472 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,960 Height.. 5 feet, 4 inches. 473 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,920 I told you, she's my secretary. 474 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:12,720 Abracadabra. - What the.. - Oh, my! She's so skinny! 475 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,800 Donna. 476 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,840 She models for three different brands of incense sticks. 477 00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,160 Yes, she's apt for it. 478 00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,080 Mr. Bijan. - Yes? - She is your responsibility. 479 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,680 Reminds me of early autumn. - Abracadabra. 480 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:29,360 Jhuma. - Oh, my! 481 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:30,520 She's a dancer. 482 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,960 Kathak to Bharatnatyam, she knows it all. 483 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,040 Mr. Animesh, handle her. 484 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,480 Abracadabra. 485 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,000 Hi! 486 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,600 My personal favourite, Mini. 487 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,320 She acts in TV shows, soap operas. 488 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:50,160 She does a variety of roles. - Hi! 489 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:55,960 Just my luck! - Come here, baby. - I have the worst luck.. 490 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,160 Really? - Yes.. 491 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,520 Abracadabra.. - What the.. - It will happen. 492 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,040 What! - But we need a plan first. 493 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,680 You all can leave now. 494 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,120 I made a blunder in the morning. 495 00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,640 So, I'll have to handle that. 496 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,800 Tomorrow, I'll see you right here. 497 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,920 "We'll have a blast." 498 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:15,800 Bye. 499 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:28,880 Recognised me? 500 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,480 Can I sit? - Yes! 501 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,920 Thank you. 502 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,440 After this, you'll be sitting in a courtroom. 503 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:39,560 Son-in-law and father-in-law will be in the same jail. 504 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,480 Your father-in-law said he would kick you out. 505 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,080 We've seized the Mercedes Benz as well. 506 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:51,200 Got it? 507 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,040 Sir, the car for which you paid.. - Yes! 508 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,680 Rs. 3 lakhs. - Right, Rs. 3 lakhs. 509 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,280 The place where you handed me the money 510 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,240 had a CCTV camera. 511 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,400 What! 512 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,920 CCTV camera. 513 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,720 Very good! Very good! 514 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,400 That means, my job has been made much easier. 515 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:23,560 What will you say in the courtroom, then? 516 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,720 What! - Why did you give the money? 517 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680 The advance for the car. Yes! 518 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:32,400 It's not illegal to buy a car. No offence, no crime. 519 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,400 Point. No offence. 520 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,440 But buying something for over Rs. 2 lakhs in cash 521 00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:38,880 is punishable. 522 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,000 How will you justify the source of the money? 523 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,160 If you get punished even for a day, your job will be.. 524 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,680 Brilliant! 525 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,960 Brilliant! Really.. You're brilliant! 526 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,000 I was just joking, my friend! 527 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:05,920 Hey, it was just a joke. Just a joke.. 528 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,160 I understand.. 529 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,440 Father-in-law. 530 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,680 Hey.. 531 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,440 Hey, mister.. - Hey, you, what's the matter? 532 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,960 Pass me a cigarette, will you? - What's he saying? 533 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,320 Do you have one? A cigarette? 534 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,000 Do you have some liquor? I want to drink some. 535 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,240 Give me a bottle, will you? - Hey, shut up! 536 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,360 Release Kajal Sen from the lock-up right now. 537 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,440 With due respect. Behave properly with him. - Sir. 538 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:36,800 Done? It's settled. 539 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,000 No, it isn't. - What.. 540 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:42,760 I'm short of Rs. 3 lakhs, which you took from father-in-law. 541 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,440 I need that. - Those Rs. 3 lakhs? 542 00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,600 Yes. - Yes, sir.. 543 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,480 Yes, sir. Okay.. Rs. 3 lakhs. 544 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,120 Here you go, Rs. 3 lakhs. Okay? 545 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:55,040 Thank you. 546 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,280 It's done, then? Are you satisfied? 547 00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,160 No hard feelings, yes? 548 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,600 Okay, come on. 549 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:06,240 Tell my father-in-law that I'm starting a new business. 550 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,520 I need funds. Tell him to arrange for that. 551 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,600 Will you remember that? 552 00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,400 What do you want? - What? 553 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,360 What's there to laugh about? - Hey, mister. 554 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,360 Come outside. - Me? - Yes, you. 555 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,920 Come outside? - Yes. - Let's go. 556 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,840 Give me that.. 557 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,720 I know everything. Tell me the names. 558 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,680 Who were you with yesterday.. - Come on.. 559 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:30,320 Tell me the names. - I really don't know. 560 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,720 Who took the phone? - The Commissioner's calling you. 561 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,800 He'll take you to task again. Come! - Again? 562 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,840 Come on! - Okay.. Yes, sir.. 563 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,240 What.. - Come in.. 564 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:44,200 Oh, my God! Oh, dear! 565 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,400 Who reduced you to this state? 566 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,000 Oh, dear! Would you look at that! Who took your clothes and shoes? 567 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,560 You.. - This person? 568 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,280 Look what he.. Yes.. - My friend. 569 00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,360 Y-You.. Go outside.. 570 00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,480 What? 571 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,160 Okay.. One minute. Mr. Kajal. 572 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,840 Listen. - What? 573 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,280 My friend, your son-in-law 574 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,400 my bosom friend will start a business, okay? - What! 575 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,280 Make sure he gets the funds without any fuss. 576 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,600 Wait outside. I'll be there. 577 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,760 Good. 578 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,560 What? - Well.. 579 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:25,480 I need a passport too, a new one. 580 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,960 No problem, sir. No problem. 581 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,680 Be it any problem, big or small.. 582 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,240 Whatever it is, I'll solve it, okay? 583 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,880 Okay.. - Okay, sir? - Thank you. 584 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,640 Sir. - Yes? - The CCTV footage. 585 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:47,080 I have it. I have kept that safe. 586 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,920 Bye. Thank you. 587 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,480 Oh, Lord! 588 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,000 I'm finally home. 589 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,000 Hold that! They stripped me.. 590 00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:20,960 He wasn't wrong. - What.. No. 591 00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,200 We need to refresh ourselves. - Yes.. 592 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,240 Mr. Animesh. - Yes? 593 00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:30,880 Before that, let's go solve your problem. 594 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,920 Hey, are we going? - Yes.. - Yes. 595 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,080 Let me tell you something. The thing is 596 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,080 wouldn't Digha or Puri have been nicer? 597 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,680 I mean, it would've been.. - Hey! - Why go so far away.. 598 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:40,800 Hey.. - Shut up! - I'm telling you.. 599 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,600 Beggars are not losers! - Beggars are not choosers. 600 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,640 That's what I said.. - So, it's final? 601 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:49,120 Where are we going? Uzbekistan.. - Uzbekistan.. 602 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,640 Hey, mister! Come out.. 603 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,280 There he is! 604 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,560 1971, air force? 605 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:07,520 What do you want? - Oh, my goodness! - Hey.. 606 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:12,440 As if we're getting to meet God Himself! 607 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,800 Has the contract been signed? 608 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,040 Yes! 609 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,280 I won't sign it! 610 00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:22,200 Hey.. What's he saying? 611 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,440 He's saying that he won't sign it. 612 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,680 Why? Did you call the police? 613 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,160 Hey, come on. 614 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,520 Mr. Kumar.. Come. - Let me go.. 615 00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,920 Did you get these fools as backup? - Hey! 616 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,960 She called us fools! - That's an old dialogue. 617 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,120 Mr. Animesh, is that fatso the daredevil? 618 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,200 Hey, talk respectfully. You don't own this.. 619 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,480 Hey, shut it! 620 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:55,520 Respect, my foot! 621 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,160 I'll empty all the bullets in your bottom! 622 00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,680 That's it.. No more eating, then. - What! 623 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,320 Won't you ask me why they won't get to eat, then? 624 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,440 I don't know. 625 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,120 One will have to take a dump after having food. 626 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,760 And after that.. 627 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,360 Hey, old man, sign it. - He won't! 628 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,400 He won't. - Oh, my goodness! 629 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,720 What a hunk! 630 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,080 Hey.. 631 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:28,680 Oh, my goodness! 632 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:31,200 Hey, this is fake. - Fake? - Yes. 633 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,440 It's harmless. - Hey, it's a toy gun! 634 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,880 I was just saying.. Go. 635 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,600 Step back and enjoy the show. - You'll beat them up? 636 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:37,480 Yes. - Go ahead! 637 00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:42,280 "Let's go, the children of my country.." 638 00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,120 As a matter of fact.. - Oh, yeah? 639 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,440 "We'll have a blast.." 640 00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:06,640 What will you eat? A banana, an apple or an orange? 641 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,800 Why did you break it? Do you know 642 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,320 that in the year 1920.. - The show's going on. 643 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:14,840 I'll tell you later. 644 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,240 Ma'am.. - Hey, hit him! 645 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,480 Hit him! 646 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,240 Hey, hit him! 647 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,680 Hit him.. Hey! 648 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,880 "We'll have a blast.." 649 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,320 Your goon problem has been taken care of. - Yes! 650 00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:40,480 I'll leave peacefully by locking the house. 651 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,480 I have something to say, Mr. Kumar.. - Go on. 652 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:48,360 Well.. If my family comes to know about this 653 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,160 I'll be beaten to death.. I mean 654 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,640 I'm talking about my wife. - Yes, she surely will. 655 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,440 Absolutely. Well, Mr. Bijan.. - Yes? 656 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,160 Can you speak in Hindi? - Well, just the basics. 657 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,680 As you know, Bengalis don't buy flats in Kolkata. 658 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,400 Yes.. - Mr. Animesh. - Yes? 659 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,160 How's your English? - Yeah.. No problem. 660 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,160 For the last 18 years, I have served the country 661 00:38:10,240 --> 00:38:11,920 as a Commanding Officer. - Oh! 662 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,960 Flight Lieutenant Animesh Chatterjee.. 663 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,880 In the year 19.. - Just a minute! 664 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,920 Go over there, on the tram 665 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:23,120 and keep talking about the things you want to. 666 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,280 No.. Don't do that, not even by mistake. 667 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,040 Well, I think you should give them personal coaching. 668 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,880 Mathematics and Science, twice a week. 669 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,440 Tutor them at their homes. 670 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,920 Where.. - Hey, come on. - God.. 671 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,640 Who knows what lies in the alleys of Kolkata! 672 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,920 Which floor is it.. - Second floor.. 673 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:45,400 Six months' advance.. 674 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,040 Excuse me. 675 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,360 Yes, what is it? 676 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,280 All right. 677 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,160 Send them up here after five minutes. 678 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,680 No, you don't have to fill up the form here. 679 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,920 The tourists have arrived. 680 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,880 What! - You won't understand. 681 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,400 Time.. Time's everything. 682 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:12,960 Like people say.. Time flies.. 683 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,080 Like.. I don't know what. 684 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,640 Our representative will have the forms filled up at your home. 685 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:23,120 Pay via Paytm. No cash, all digital. Thank you. 686 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,280 May we come in? - Yes! Come in.. 687 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,480 Sit.. - Yes.. 688 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,040 Hey, it's you! 689 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:50,240 That wasn't me. That was my brother. 690 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,400 We're twins. All of you.. 691 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:58,920 'Uzbek..' - What.. - What.. 692 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:01,560 'Istan..' 693 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,520 Yes.. 694 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,600 It's a very exotic place. 695 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:07,000 Walnuts, almonds.. 696 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,000 Then there's.. Rotis! - Rotis? 697 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:12,560 There are eight people. Three of them don't have a passport. 698 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,400 Do the others have wings? - Wings! - Do they have wings? 699 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,360 No.. - No.. 700 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:16,800 Then they won't be able to fly either! 701 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,800 Their passports will be made after a few days. 702 00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:21,520 Please tell us about the itinerary. 703 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,680 They'll fly to Delhi-Mumbai from Kolkata. 704 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,840 They'll again fly to Uzbekistan from Delhi-Mumbai. 705 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,760 Great! 706 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,080 Straight to Hotel City Palace. 707 00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:31,720 Amitabh Bachchan stays there whenever he visits. 708 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,520 And what about Salman Khan? 709 00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:34,840 It's his hotel, you see! 710 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,400 Actually, he has bought two hotel rooms. - I see.. 711 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,920 Then? - Do you want to visit the factory? 712 00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:45,720 Julu.. I mean, Jalal-ud-din. 713 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,360 I'm talking about King Babur. - I see. 714 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,960 That's where he came from, on horseback. 715 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,960 Babur! I want to go there. 716 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:52,720 My ancestors.. - They were horses, right? 717 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,200 Are you done? 718 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,640 And two nights' stay at Samarkand. 719 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,800 There, you'll find pomegranates.. 720 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,760 They are huge.. 721 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:08,040 Walnuts, nuts and Maulana Naseeruddin.. 722 00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:08,920 Everything's from there. 723 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,840 So, the tour is of seven nights and eight days. 724 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,400 All meals, BLD, are included. 725 00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,600 Which team is that? 726 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,040 Breakfast.. Lunch.. Dinner. BLD.. 727 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:24,160 Wear your hearing aid. 728 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,200 Also, before dinner, you get vodka for free. 729 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:29,600 If possible, book it by today. 730 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,240 What if we don't do it today? - Then it won't be booked. 731 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,040 Today's Vodka Day there. - Vodka Day! - Oh.. 732 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,240 Wait for a while. I want to be sure. 733 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,600 To be on the safe side. 734 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,920 What.. 735 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,600 Something must have happened to him. 736 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,680 It's very risky. 737 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,120 I was right! 738 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,160 Today is the auspicious day! 739 00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,440 You'll get vodka for free before dinner. 740 00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,200 You'll have to bear the other expenses. 741 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,760 Is everyone male? I mean 742 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,920 will any female be going with you? 743 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,840 Yes.. No! H-How can it be possible? 744 00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:07,240 It isn't possible here. 745 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,560 So, name, address, age and passport.. 746 00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:12,360 And the remaining passports.. After three days. 747 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:16,840 This is the advance. 748 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,000 International trip for just Rs. 2,000! 749 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:24,920 I'll get the rest of the money three days later. 750 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,400 Let's go. - Yes.. - Hey, listen.. Kumar! 751 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:31,080 You didn't ask him about the vodka. 752 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,200 They'll give everything. 753 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,320 There, vodka costs Rs. 150 in Indian currency. 754 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,360 Wow! - Is that so? - Moreover, it's their Vodka Day there. 755 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,160 Very risky.. - What.. 756 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,520 Russian.. - Yes.. 757 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,480 Mr. Kumar, you know Russian too? - Yes! 758 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:45,840 You're a fool! I don't know it and he doesn't either. 759 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,920 So, we'll go to Delhi from Kolkata. - Yes.. 760 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,280 Then we'll go to Uzbekistan from Delhi! 761 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:52,800 We are going to Mumbai. 762 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:57,320 I mean, Kolkata to Mumbai and then Mumbai to Uzbekistan. 763 00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:58,520 Mumbai! 764 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,240 Mr. Kumar, only because of you, my dreams are coming true. 765 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,600 Only because of you! Do you understand what I'm saying? 766 00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,800 Mumbai! 767 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:09,240 Just imagine.. We'll visit Mannat and then Jalsa. 768 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,520 What are you talking about? 769 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:13,000 Uzbekistan is a place of dreams.. - Kumar.. 770 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,440 Why Mumbai all of a sudden? 771 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,720 My three brothers-in-law stay in Delhi. - Again, brother-in-law.. 772 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,080 Yes, again. If they get to know that I'm going to Delhi 773 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120 they'll show up at the airport. - Oh, God! And then.. 774 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,640 Tomorrow, at 12 o'clock, I'll make you two talk to my father. 775 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,280 Father! - My father-in-law. 776 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,680 Oh, your father-in-law. 777 00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,720 You're Sanjay Gowariker. 778 00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,360 And you're Farooq Engineer. - Wicket keeper! 779 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,280 Shut up! You two are businessmen. - Businessmen.. 780 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,480 You want to start a chemical plant. - Okay.. 781 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,240 You want me to be your partner. 782 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,800 There will be a meeting for about seven days. 783 00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,760 Business meets will be held there.. Etc.. - Okay. 784 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,280 Clear? - Okay. - That's it. 785 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,440 I'll go to Mumbai from Kolkata 786 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,800 and then to Uzbekistan from Mumbai. - Uzbekistan. - What! 787 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,880 What about us? - Us? 788 00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:01,040 'Us!' You'll get a letter from my company. 789 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:02,200 You'll get it tomorrow. That's it. 790 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,680 Okay.. That will be fine. 791 00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:08,400 I'll be needing two.. 792 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,680 I hope you got my drift.. 793 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,200 What's the name of the company? 794 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,960 The name of the company? - Yes. - D Company and Associates. 795 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:17,840 Nice.. 796 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,840 D! - So what? 797 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,800 No.. - You'll be giving the letter to your wife. 798 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,720 It sounds like a.. - No.. 799 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,440 The name 'D Company' seems strong. 800 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,800 D company! - Forget all this. 801 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,840 Tomorrow, at 12 o'clock.. - Yes.. 802 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,520 "We'll have a blast.." 803 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,880 A chemical plant sounds quite interesting. 804 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,000 Do you want to talk to them? Should I give them a call? 805 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,360 No, there's no need for it. 806 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,680 There's nothing to talk about the initial money either. 807 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:51,560 You told me that your expenses will be around Rs. 7 lakhs. 808 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,280 Father-in-law, I'll be staying there for about seven days. 809 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,720 There will be expenses pertaining to the hotel, travelling and food. 810 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,440 There will be expenses pertaining to it. - Yes.. 811 00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:03,280 Will your secretary be going with you? 812 00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,600 Bonnie? - Yes. 813 00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,600 Sack! I've sacked her! 814 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,600 You did? - Yes! 815 00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,960 I felt as if she was there in the office.. 816 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:14,680 I mean, I've thought of sacking her. 817 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,240 I haven't done it yet. 818 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:21,440 Her face doesn't go with the chemical industry. 819 00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,800 Face? - Yes! 820 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:26,360 Call him up. 821 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,800 Yes, Mr. Bijan Chirimar speaking. 822 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:33,840 Yes, Mr. Gowariker. My father.. I mean, my father-in-law 823 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,560 wants to speak with you. 824 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,440 Yes, hello.. - J-Just a second. 825 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:40,360 Gowariker. - Oh, yes.. 826 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,040 Kajal Sen here. 827 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:45,720 I'm Sanjay Gowariker. 828 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,600 Greetings! I've heard a lot about you. 829 00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:50,720 Your Hindi is quite similar to mine. 830 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,880 Bengalis tend to speak Hindi like that.. 831 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,920 What! - No, I mean.. 832 00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,200 Marathi is similar to Bengali. 833 00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:02,200 Listen. 834 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:06,560 I have given your son-in-law a proposal. 835 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,120 The chemical industry is a lucrative business these days. 836 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,000 Happy days are coming! 837 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,480 Right.. 838 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,040 Where do you stay? I mean, what's your address? 839 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:20,240 27/1, Nagtala Road, Garia, Kolkata. 840 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,400 Oh! You stay in Kolkata.. 841 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,120 Then why didn't you meet me? 842 00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,480 No! Yes.. 843 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:34,720 Sunday morning, we'll meet.. I'm very busy now. 844 00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,000 No.. No excuses. 845 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:41,560 Day after tomorrow, we'll have lunch together at Hyatt. 846 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,920 Bring Mr. Farooq Engineer with you. 847 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,960 Okay, very good.. 848 00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,880 Thank you.. It was a blunder.. 849 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,400 You should've told me that they're staying here, in Kolkata. 850 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,880 They don't stay here.. I mean, they stay here. 851 00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,280 They might leave by tomorrow or the day after. 852 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:03,400 Then let's meet them before that. 853 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,560 Sir, did you call me? - What.. 854 00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,840 Yes.. I've heard that you're taking too many leaves. 855 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,320 No, sir! I came to work on Sunday too. 856 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,200 Is the office open on Sundays? 857 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:17,680 I want to know what's going on.. 858 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:18,840 Mr. Gowariker's meeting was on that day. 859 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,200 We had a meeting at the office on Sunday. 860 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:23,560 Listen. - Y-Yes, sir? 861 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,280 Coming two months, you won't get any leaves. 862 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,000 No excuses! No taking leaves! 863 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,320 Nothing doing! You follow me? 864 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,320 Okay, sir. - I'll take your leave now. 865 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,240 '27/1, Nagtala Road, Garia.' 866 00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:40,880 Who asked you to say that? 867 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,480 He said it before I could stop him. 868 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:44,920 'He said it!' Everyone remembers their address! 869 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,080 Why won't I say it? 870 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,680 What will happen now? - What do you think will happen? 871 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,120 Mr. Bijan. - Yes? 872 00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:51,360 By tomorrow, you'll have to dye your hair red 873 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,720 and wear a dark safari suit. - My hair.. 874 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,440 I'll have the cards printed. 875 00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:56,480 It will bear the company's name and the Mumbai address. 876 00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:01,000 And remember to wrap it up as early as possible. - Yes, quickly. 877 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,000 Mr. Animesh. - Yes? - You must wear a hat and a suit. 878 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,360 Hat.. - Shut up! 879 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:09,640 And make sure you talk less. 880 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,920 He talks a lot. 881 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,040 So, how is he? - He's good. 882 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,200 Great! Nice! 883 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:22,160 Do you think I should come with my son-in-law? 884 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,760 Oh, yeah.. You're always welcome. 885 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,240 No, but.. - What.. - But.. 886 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,440 All our plans and programmes are already fixed. - Yes.. 887 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,680 Moreover.. - What.. 888 00:48:37,240 --> 00:48:38,600 I mean, moreover.. 889 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,000 Moreover, your son-in-law is young and dynamic. 890 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,640 So, he should not think that 891 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,000 you parents 892 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,680 are.. - Spoon-feeding. - Spoon-feeding him. 893 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,280 That's true.. 894 00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,360 Thank you, Mr. Farooq. 895 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,760 By the way, may I know about your experience? 896 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,360 My sense.. It's full! 897 00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,160 Yes? - May I know about your experience? 898 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,520 In 2002, Kargil War.. 899 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,280 Kargil War? What the.. 900 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,280 The year 2002 901 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:26,160 reminds us Indians of the Kargil War. 902 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:27,280 But to me 903 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:32,000 it is the year my chemical factory was started 904 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:33,480 in Kargil. 905 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,040 I made a mistake. It's not Kargil. 906 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,680 It's near Maharashtra.. Tell me the name of the place.. 907 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,160 Handcuffs.. Thana.. It's Thane. 908 00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,200 Oh, wow! Your Bengali pronunciation is quite good. 909 00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,680 My what.. 910 00:49:50,240 --> 00:49:51,760 My Bengali.. - Yes.. 911 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:52,920 Oh! 912 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,880 Actually, I'm always surrounded by Bengali people. 913 00:49:56,280 --> 00:50:00,360 And the Bengali language is as sweet as sweet yoghurt! 914 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,080 Mr. Bichi! - What.. 915 00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,240 What? Who is that? - What do you mean? 916 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,720 Mr. Bijan, your wife and my wife, Reena 917 00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,280 met at Buju's birthday party.. - Hey, listen! 918 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:14,720 I'm 919 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,720 Sanjay Gaekwad. - Yes.. - Okay? 920 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,760 You've made a mistake. 921 00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:22,800 Hey, he's telling you that he's not the one who you think he is. 922 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,360 Go on, get going. Mind your business. 923 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:26,320 Look, gentleman, I think you've made a mistake. 924 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,480 Yes. - Right. - A big mistake.. 925 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,360 How strange! 926 00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,800 Hey, you can exclaim later. 927 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:33,480 Get going.. - Let's go. 928 00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,000 Strange! 929 00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,240 A big mistake. 930 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,240 What's this? What's he doing? 931 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,040 My wife! 932 00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,560 No way. 933 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,600 He's a redhead. 934 00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:00,800 And he's in Durgapur now. 935 00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,800 Why did we stop eating? - No way! 936 00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,360 That's prawn, eat it. 937 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:12,280 I-I'll have to leave. - Hey.. 938 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:14,720 You haven't even finished lunch. - I will have it later. 939 00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,600 No, finish your lunch. - Let's go.. 940 00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,120 Hey, finish eating. - Some other time. 941 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,640 Hey, look at this! W-What happened? 942 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680 Oh, yes. 943 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,840 Come. 944 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,400 This.. - Hey, let's go! 945 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,400 What.. - Father-in-law, not today, later. - Yes.. 946 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,360 I've to dye my hair black now. 947 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,480 No one can say, the other one might come back. 948 00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,720 What's the status of your passport application? 949 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:36,920 Well 950 00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:38,160 it's the same mess up again. 951 00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,160 There is no problem with Jhuma's passport. Only mine is in mess. 952 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,360 What's the issue? 953 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,560 Well 954 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,280 my father's name is Rana Banerjee. - What! 955 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:50,160 What's wrong? What? 956 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:52,240 Hey! 957 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,480 Get off. 958 00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:56,880 Your name is Azam Khan. 959 00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,360 Your father's name 960 00:51:59,160 --> 00:52:01,320 is Rana Banerjee? - That's what my Voter ID shows. 961 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:04,320 Ration card? - Same. 962 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,120 School certificate? 963 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,560 All of this began from the schools. 964 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,480 The wicked headmaster did this. 965 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,880 It messed up my entire life. 966 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,240 What did they say? 967 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:15,200 Who, the officer? - Yes. 968 00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,000 He said that this is a serious mess up. 969 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,560 How can a Hindu's son turn out to be a Muslim? 970 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,520 I said, 'Yes I am. Why do you care?' 971 00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,200 Did you say that? - Yes, I did. 972 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,280 In this manner? - Yes, I did. 973 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:28,840 I'm Azam Khan, from King Babar's royal family. 974 00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,400 I don't fear anyone. 975 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,960 He said that his senior will call. 976 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,240 Yes, Commissioner. 977 00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,440 Hey, no.. 978 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,440 It's mentioned everywhere, from his ration card 979 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,240 to his school certificates, Rana Banerjee's son, Azam Khan. 980 00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,440 No, there's nothing wrong. I assure you. 981 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,800 It'll be done. 982 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,000 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much! 983 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,160 I was saying, I'll get one of those 984 00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:54,800 liquors for you.. 985 00:52:57,040 --> 00:52:59,280 Thank you, sir.. Good day! 986 00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:01,600 Will it be done? 987 00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,720 Bravo, Mr. Kumar. - "It'll be chaotic, it will be.." 988 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:08,160 Four men. 989 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,240 Four women. - Yes. 990 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,240 And all the women are below 30. Extraordinary! 991 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,280 Below 30? - Life is just.. 992 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,320 Don't laugh like that! Like a sly person. 993 00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,760 This is a business trip. - Yes. 994 00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,560 They are all our secretaries. - Oh, yes! - Yes. 995 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,880 Secretaries! - Yes.. 996 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,880 His has a secretary too? 997 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:33,120 Excuse me! - Damn fool! 998 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,360 Are you the moral police? 999 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,720 No, mister. That is in Uttar Pradesh. 1000 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,400 You 1001 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:42,840 or you all are going for a trip with your own money. 1002 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,960 "How does it matter to me.." 1003 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,760 My dear, you all may leave now. - Yes.. - Right.. 1004 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,520 Come. 1005 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,800 Bye.. 1006 00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,280 Excuse me. - Come. 1007 00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:00,720 Well.. - Bye.. 1008 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:03,960 Would you like to see the photo of the one to greet you all 1009 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,000 from our end at Uzbekistan? - Yes, let's see. 1010 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,120 W-Well, I'm saying that boy named Bonny 1011 00:54:27,440 --> 00:54:28,360 he won't go with us. 1012 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,880 He's very sick and he won't get a leave from work too. 1013 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:34,520 I knew it. Well, is he very sick? 1014 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:36,160 Who said that? She has amazing curves. 1015 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,080 Do you know everything? - Yes. 1016 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,680 Who asked you to talk? - I saw it. - I'm talking, right? 1017 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,560 Which language does she speak in? 1018 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,400 She can greet you in different languages. 1019 00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,880 Yes.. - My God! - She speaks Russian, Uzbek 1020 00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,200 Bengali and Hindi. 1021 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,440 She hails from Dhaka. 1022 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,120 She is.. - I see. 1023 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:57,040 But for this guide, you all will have to pay 1024 00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,520 Rs. 10,000 daily. 1025 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,680 Rs. 10,000 daily! 1026 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,800 A night. - It's done then. 1027 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,280 When are we leaving? 1028 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:09,440 You'll get your tickets and Visa 1029 00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:10,560 within 13 days of submitting your passports. 1030 00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:12,200 Finalise a journey date. 1031 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,040 As soon as possible. 1032 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,120 Hey, Mr. Kumar is speaking in Russian. 1033 00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:19,640 Idiot! 1034 00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:21,800 I spoke in Sanskrit. - It's all the same. 1035 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:23,040 Hey, when are we leaving? 1036 00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:24,720 15th August. 1037 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,440 What? - On the Independence Day. 1038 00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,360 Independent and expensive. 1039 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,640 Hey, that's republic. 1040 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,680 The former is a better option. 1041 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,160 Update yourself. 1042 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,400 Uzbekistan. - Hey, Azam Khan. 1043 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:39,280 Hey, I will need two. 1044 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:40,680 Yes. 1045 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,800 I've had two printed and notarised. - Oh.. 1046 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,160 Thank you.. 1047 00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,840 Mr. Kumar.. - Tell me. - I want to say something. 1048 00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,600 Someone is flying me to Mumbai to work as driver. 1049 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,320 Do you think my wife believe that? 1050 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:57,520 If she believes in mega serials, then she'll believe this too. 1051 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,320 If she insists, then tell her 1052 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,760 that Mr. Bijan made the arrangements. 1053 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:02,360 Tell her to ask me. 1054 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:04,280 She doesn't really trust you much.. 1055 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,120 I'm absolutely relaxed. 1056 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:09,040 I'll lock my house and fly away. 1057 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,080 Hey, it's Dhoritri! 1058 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,880 Dhoritri Infra Ventures. 1059 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:16,680 Dhoritri! 1060 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,400 Right. 1061 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,160 You don't understand. 1062 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:23,920 How strange! 1063 00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:25,880 Serve whatever you want, my dear. 1064 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,680 You're going to Mumbai for nine days. 1065 00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:30,040 Why aren't you taking me along? 1066 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,680 I'll be going for work, and you're asking stupid questions! 1067 00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,240 You mentioned a seminar a while ago. 1068 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:41,640 Seminar on servicing. 1069 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,560 What do you think? 1070 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:45,800 Will constructing be enough? 1071 00:56:46,360 --> 00:56:48,680 We need to know how to service them, won't we? 1072 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,320 It used to be for three days earlier. 1073 00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,480 Well, that.. - Eat.. - That is local servicing. 1074 00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,400 I mean, local business. 1075 00:56:55,880 --> 00:57:00,200 This is on a greater scale. - What? 1076 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,200 Greater scale? 1077 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,720 There you go. 1078 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,880 This is why I call you an illiterate. 1079 00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,600 You just talk without thinking. 1080 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,680 There you go! You taunted me again. 1081 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,760 All right! 1082 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,960 Yes. - When are you leaving? 1083 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:19,320 On the Independence Day. 1084 00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:22,200 Free, independent and republican. 1085 00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,720 What? - Azam speaking. 1086 00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:27,760 My wife is dead. 1087 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:29,720 Full.. Hey! 1088 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:33,640 You'll be happy if I'm die, right? Very happy! 1089 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,600 You got up? I knew it. 1090 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,640 I was just joking. 1091 00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,560 You use my money to drink! 1092 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:42,760 Shameless fellow! 1093 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:44,840 You threw it! - I'll take you to task, just wait! 1094 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,880 What happened? 1095 00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,720 There's a letter for you. 1096 00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:57,640 I was asked to sign to receive it. 1097 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,160 Yes, I know. I was called many times. 1098 00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:02,320 You? 1099 00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,000 Why, doesn't he have anything else to do? 1100 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:06,360 Mr. Bijan.. - That old hag! 1101 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,800 Oh, no! 1102 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,120 Mr. Bijan's friend.. His name is.. 1103 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:12,400 Mr. Kumar. - Oh! 1104 00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,440 Sen and Sen Constructions. 1105 00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,320 H-How did you come to know? 1106 00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,840 Tell me what happened. - Nothing! 1107 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:26,160 I repaired Mr. Kumar's Mercedes 1108 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,600 in three hours. 1109 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:32,160 After that, he informed them. So I got a call from Mumbai. 1110 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,640 It's the same problem with a similar car. 1111 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:36,600 I'll have to repair it. That's it. 1112 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:41,480 All my expenses are free for nine days. 1113 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,040 I'll be paid Rs. 1 lakh 1114 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,360 if I'm able to repair it. 1115 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,720 And if I can't, then I won't be paid. 1116 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,800 So what's the use of the passport? 1117 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,520 P-Passport.. W-Why do I need it? 1118 00:58:59,560 --> 00:59:01,080 Answer my question. 1119 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,360 How did you come to know? 1120 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,040 Your passport was delivered. 1121 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,960 I had my passport made as I had a shoot in Bangladesh. 1122 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,120 Why do you need yours? 1123 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,600 What's going on? Tell me! 1124 00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,040 Nothing's going on. 1125 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,400 I'm figuring out what to say. 1126 00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,280 I thought that I will give you a surprise! 1127 00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,160 You always talk about going for our honeymoon. 1128 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,600 Look, I'll surely repair that car and get Rs. 1 lakh as well. 1129 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:33,320 Then we will go to Bangkok 1130 00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,440 and Pattaya for three nights and four days. 1131 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:37,640 Oh, what a great plan! 1132 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:39,360 Well, how will you travel to Mumbai? 1133 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,400 By plane. 1134 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,040 And Bangkok? - Plane again. 1135 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:54,880 My sweet, dear cupcake! 1136 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,760 Go ahead, pour it in the glass. 1137 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:02,880 I will get the snacks ready. 1138 01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:07,160 Wow! I am so lucky! 1139 01:00:09,200 --> 01:00:10,800 Mr. Bichi! - What? 1140 01:00:11,920 --> 01:00:13,640 Mr. Bijan. - Can't you remember the name? 1141 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,920 I just want to say, on 15th August.. 1142 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,560 Yes, I know it's Independence day. 1143 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,200 I mean, on the 15th.. - Come to the point. 1144 01:00:23,240 --> 01:00:24,480 You want donation, right? - Yes. 1145 01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:26,320 There is still some time left. I'll pay later. Leave now. 1146 01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,360 Take a look at this letter. - Which letter? 1147 01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,600 'DA Company and Associates'. Wow! 1148 01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,360 That's a lot of words! Just tell me what it says. 1149 01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:56,560 By opening the construction business.. 1150 01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:07,120 Stop this drama. Stop it. 1151 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,280 Cut to the case. 1152 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,400 My point is.. I mean.. 1153 01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:15,840 You must have heard 1154 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:19,320 about Shapoorji Pallonji. 1155 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,840 They have a secretary, Mr. Gaekwad. 1156 01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:27,560 He invited us all to learn about all this. 1157 01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,360 Mr. Gaekwad invited you? - Yes. 1158 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:35,200 And, it's signed by Mr. Kumar Roy? Great! 1159 01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,120 Is it in Bengali? Let me see. 1160 01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,960 Yes, he did. What do I say! 1161 01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:47,440 He keeps doing these things. I have to get it changed. 1162 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,360 I must call and tell him. 1163 01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:55,360 How can his offer be signed by his secretary? 1164 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,880 Strange! 1165 01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:03,800 It's okay if they don't offer us the couple's ticket for Dubai. 1166 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:06,720 It doesn't matter to me. - What do you mean? 1167 01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:10,640 They have selected 30 people. 1168 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,600 They are sending 10 couples among them to Dubai. 1169 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:16,880 I don't care if I don't get that. - How could you not! 1170 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,440 How does it matter if his secretary signs 1171 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,120 since he is a busy man? 1172 01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,040 That's true. 1173 01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:28,480 But, it's a matter of dignity. 1174 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,720 Should I drink to your dignity? 1175 01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:32,920 Will she do it, or won't she? 1176 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:35,240 Will she do it, or won't she? 1177 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,240 Hi. Today, will you.. 1178 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:43,080 No, today it is the birthday of our Guru. 1179 01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,600 What was yesterday? 1180 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,360 Come on! It was the day of the week when dad was born. 1181 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,560 The day before yesterday? 1182 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,480 Stupid, that was the day of the week when you were born. 1183 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,320 The day before that? - What's wrong with you? 1184 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:02,120 You forgot the day of the week when your dad was born! 1185 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:06,720 Hey, listen! Hey.. 1186 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,360 Since our marriage, I have heard only about birthdays. 1187 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,840 How will this family progress, dear? 1188 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,280 No one will be born! 1189 01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,120 If you don't them a chance 1190 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,160 then how will they take birth? Come. 1191 01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,880 Shut up. You shouldn't say such things. 1192 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:29,040 Hey! 1193 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:32,920 I am going out for a couple of days. 1194 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,480 I know. Father told me. 1195 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:38,800 Dad.. Won't you be upset? 1196 01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:43,320 Yes. Then, I'll sing, pray 1197 01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:45,200 read gospels of Vivekananda. 1198 01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:46,920 Mother used to say, it uplifts our spirit. 1199 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,960 How about watching a dirty show? 1200 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,120 What's that? 1201 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,320 Oh, dear! Don't they have any shame? 1202 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,080 They are not wearing anything. 1203 01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:06,200 Yes, they haven't. So what? 1204 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:10,080 Tomorrow, I will tell dad to get clothes.. - Hey! 1205 01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:13,680 Dad.. Fine! Don't bother. 1206 01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,520 I'll send the clothes. 1207 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,040 How will you send? You have no money! 1208 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:21,280 All right, let me give you. 1209 01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,920 Rather 1210 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,880 you sell this ring 1211 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:25,240 and buy them clothes. 1212 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,200 But, this is your wedding ring. 1213 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,960 Leave it. I'm doing a business. 1214 01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,120 I'll save the earnings and buy clothes for them. 1215 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:35,960 That will be better. 1216 01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,840 Your good luck makes me feel jealous. 1217 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:44,480 You are the most lucky. It couldn't have been any better. 1218 01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,040 I ordered for tea and Onion Pakoda. - Wow! 1219 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:52,320 What's next? - Nothing else. We were talking about his luck. 1220 01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:53,360 Do you know what I feel? 1221 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:55,680 I want a part of his luck to rub into mine. 1222 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,680 No tension, no worries, only fun! - Right! 1223 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,240 I'm not as good as I used to be. - Do you hear him? 1224 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:08,480 Nephew! - Yes, Aunt? 1225 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:12,480 Nephew.. - Oh, it's you.. 1226 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:16,520 Yes! Why? Were you expecting an actress? 1227 01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:20,600 I've brought some sweets from Balaram Mullick. 1228 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,200 Go on, have it.. 1229 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:25,880 Wonderful.. - Oh, God.. - Sit.. 1230 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,600 Oh, God! It's very hot! 1231 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,440 Oh, God! It's very hot! - Yes.. 1232 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,120 Including the water bottle, I've carried 19 pieces of luggage. 1233 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,400 Got it? - Oh, my! 19! - Yes, 19. 1234 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,400 I mean 1235 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:43,680 biscuits, spices and other edible items. 1236 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,800 Hey! Why are you all just standing here? 1237 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:49,520 Go get the luggage! Turn on the air conditioning. - Go on.. 1238 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,840 I'll turn it on if I have one. 1239 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,680 Mr. Animesh's aunt came to his house hoping to live peacefully. 1240 01:05:54,760 --> 01:05:58,480 That's not much.. It's not heavy. - Oh, my! Look at the luggage.. 1241 01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,360 Oh, my God! What's this? 1242 01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:05,520 Fortune.. - Did you bring them all? - Yes.. 1243 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:07,920 Ma'am.. - What? What happened? 1244 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:10,160 Give me another Rs. 100. - Such audacity! - Rs. 100? 1245 01:06:10,320 --> 01:06:12,000 Does it look like I have a money plant here? - Leave.. 1246 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,880 Go! Don't bother me! 1247 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,120 He wanted more money! - Look at his audacity! 1248 01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,120 What's the time now? - It's 7:30 p.m. 1249 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:22,000 Okay.. You all should leave. 1250 01:06:22,040 --> 01:06:24,840 What! - So, your wife doesn't say anything? 1251 01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:26,880 Nephew. - Yes, Aunt? 1252 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:28,880 How are they related to you? - Friends.. 1253 01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,440 Friends? - Yes. - What do they do? 1254 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,360 Him.. - Hey, skinny boy! 1255 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:35,160 What.. - What's your name? 1256 01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:37,800 Mine? - Yes. - Azam Khan. 1257 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:40,600 Dear Lord.. 1258 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:44,040 Oh, God! He looks like a Bengali. 1259 01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:48,160 He is a Bengali. - Do you have a wife or a child? - Oh, dear.. 1260 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:51,520 I just have a wife, not a child. - It will come. - I see.. 1261 01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:53,760 'Onion Pakoras.' - Hey.. Over here.. 1262 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:55,360 We can have two pieces each. 1263 01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:59,920 Not two. - Here we go.. 1264 01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:01,640 Here you go. 1265 01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:04,000 Share it. - What! 1266 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,800 I haven't had this for a long time. Lovely.. 1267 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,240 Fortune. 1268 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,960 Nephew.. - Go on, eat. - Eat.. 1269 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,280 Listen.. - Yes, Aunt? - I'm going to Mumbai. 1270 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,840 Oh, I see.. - I'm going to visit my aunt. 1271 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,960 Okay.. - Yes.. 1272 01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,400 My aunt.. 1273 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:19,240 Can you tell me how old aunt is? - 150 years. 1274 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:23,680 What rubbish! 93 years. 1275 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,440 She's still very young.. - Very young.. - Yes.. 1276 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:30,360 I'm leaving on 15th August. The flight is in the morning. 1277 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:33,160 What happened? 1278 01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:36,240 Ma'am, is it Oriental Airlines? 1279 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,240 Yes! The flight is at 6:20 a.m.! 1280 01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:41,680 So, you'll be going on the 15th? 1281 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,560 Yes, on the 15th! 1282 01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:46,440 My ticket is for the 15th, not any other day! 1283 01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,760 Stupid boy! 1284 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:49,120 I couldn't have caught a flight 1285 01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:51,040 from Burdwan that early in the morning. 1286 01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:54,280 So, I figured that I should come here. 1287 01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:56,600 Can't you go there after two days? 1288 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:01,480 Rubbish! Nephew. - Yes? - This is what I want for dinner. 1289 01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:05,840 Six Rotis, Fried Brinjal, Potato Curry 1290 01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:10,080 and four pieces of mutton, curried. Understood? 1291 01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:12,320 Also, two 'Rajbhogs'. 1292 01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,760 It's very hot! Oh, God.. - Ma'am.. 1293 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,760 Yes? What happened? - Can I seek your blessings? 1294 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:22,080 Well, I haven't taken a shower yet but go ahead. 1295 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:27,680 Bless me, ma'am.. - It's okay.. Bless you.. - Nice! 1296 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:33,800 I swear.. Mr. Animesh, you really are fortunate. 1297 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,160 Absolutely.. - Why is that? 1298 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,680 I mean, who else could get an aunt like you? 1299 01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:42,360 Looks can be deceiving. But what intelligence! - Yes.. 1300 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,160 Nephew. - Yes? 1301 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:49,000 You also need to get some digestive aid, okay? 1302 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,400 Come, we have much to discuss. Come on. 1303 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:55,520 Nephew, make sure you get all the food items. - Yes.. 1304 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:58,120 You better.. - Oh, how fortunate.. 1305 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,160 See you, ma'am. 1306 01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:03,520 Yes.. Oh, my! 1307 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:07,880 What happened? - You look like a fat cat. 1308 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,800 Listen. - Yes.. - You should eat less. Okay? 1309 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:13,680 Sure. From tomorrow, I'll go on the diet you stick to. 1310 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:15,120 See you. - What.. 1311 01:09:17,840 --> 01:09:19,440 Rascal! 1312 01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:26,680 We are really unfortunate. The whole plan is ruined. 1313 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,640 The flight tickets from Kolkata to Mumbai are non-refundable. 1314 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,320 We won't get our money back. - Yes.. 1315 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,840 And the flight to Uzbekistan from Delhi is at 10:20 a.m. - Yes.. 1316 01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,320 There is just one problem. 1317 01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:43,440 The flight to Delhi from Kolkata is at 6:40 a.m. 1318 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:45,160 What do we do? - What about it? 1319 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,880 Mr. Animesh will hire a taxi 1320 01:09:49,960 --> 01:09:52,240 for his aunt at 4:30 a.m. - Yes.. 1321 01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:55,160 We'll leave for the airport at 4:50 a.m. - Yes.. 1322 01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:56,800 And coming to those four girls.. - Yes.. 1323 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,480 They're going to Mumbai from Kolkata 1324 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:03,200 and then to Uzbekistan from Mumbai. - What.. 1325 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:05,280 Who is at the airport? - Who? 1326 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:07,880 Ma'am. So what? - What if our flight gets delayed? 1327 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,680 Who will be there at the airport lobby? 1328 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:11,800 Who? 1329 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,440 Oh, no! Ma'am! - Right. 1330 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,480 I have an idea. 1331 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:18,520 Go ahead. - Okay. 1332 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,320 Disguise. - Correct. 1333 01:10:21,360 --> 01:10:22,560 There's no other way. - Right! 1334 01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:26,040 Stay blessed. - Go slow, there's no hurry. 1335 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,960 Okay. - There's no hurry. - Take care. 1336 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,800 Hold on.. - There is no hurry. 1337 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:33,080 None at all. 1338 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:36,840 Drive slow, no need to hurry. 1339 01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:39,800 My bag.. 1340 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,120 Hey! - Let's go! 1341 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:52,360 Hurry up.. 1342 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,880 The fake moustache and beard is in the bag. Use it if needed. 1343 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:06,640 Okay. - Come this way! - Hey.. 1344 01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:33,840 Where do I sit? - Sit here. - Where? 1345 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:36,320 Turn around.. 1346 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:40,400 Since morning, it has been.. I don't like it. 1347 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:41,960 I was wondering whether all this is required. 1348 01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,960 What is it? - Hey, you! 1349 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,680 Move aside, sir. 1350 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,760 We're going to Samarkand. 1351 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,720 You! 1352 01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,240 How strange! 1353 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:13,360 If you shave your beard 1354 01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:18,120 you'll look like my nephew. - No.. 1355 01:12:18,160 --> 01:12:20,720 Vijay Dinanath Chau.. 1356 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,480 ...dullah. - Wow.. 1357 01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,920 You sound like Amitabh Bachchan. 1358 01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,160 I am from the village, Mandwa. 1359 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,840 Wow! Now he sounds like Rajesh Khanna. 1360 01:12:32,040 --> 01:12:33,560 What is.. 1361 01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:53,920 I-I have drank a lot. 1362 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:56,520 I'm very thirsty. - Bye.. 1363 01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,040 Okay, bye.. 1364 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:06,400 How forgetful! 1365 01:13:06,920 --> 01:13:08,800 He left behind his beard. 1366 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:16,040 Finally, Uzbekistan! - Yes! 1367 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:20,680 Wow, Mr. Bijan! 1368 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,760 You're already excited. What will you do when we reach? 1369 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,120 Listen. - Yes. 1370 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,560 When I went to show the passport 1371 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:31,440 they spoke in English. 1372 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:34,200 They were mentioning 'tourist' and asked whether I was on a trip. 1373 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,080 I replied in English. 1374 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:38,320 What did you say? - I said, yes. 1375 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,040 You said it right! Excellent! 1376 01:13:43,240 --> 01:13:44,160 Hail the Goddess! 1377 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,280 Finally, we're in Delhi. It is done. My stomach.. 1378 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,640 There's your aunt. - Where? 1379 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,480 Is this a joke? 1380 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:55,320 Come on, it getting late. Flight will leave soon. 1381 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,720 I want to have another cup of tea. 1382 01:13:56,760 --> 01:13:58,960 What.. - It won't take much time. 1383 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:00,080 We will come. - Yes, we will join you. 1384 01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,120 Be on time. - No problem. 1385 01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:05,920 Hey.. Can I have a cup of tea? 1386 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,560 "I'm Mr. Bhajo Hari Manna.." 1387 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:16,640 'flight has been hijacked.' 1388 01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:21,240 'Breaking news! This is our exclusive report.' 1389 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,680 'We received a breaking news.' 1390 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:26,800 'Oriental Airlines..' 1391 01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,120 Mr. Kumar. - Whoa! 1392 01:14:52,360 --> 01:14:54,960 I'm having lots of fun only because of you. 1393 01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:56,800 Isn't this enjoyable much? 1394 01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,240 Stop it! Go and take your seat. You will get more of it. 1395 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,920 You'll get many chances.. - You're a great man.. 1396 01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,040 We are flying very high. Very high! 1397 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:05,240 What happened? 1398 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:07,760 It will be done. Once we reach, you will have a great time. 1399 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,200 Damn it! He's behaving like this at this age. 1400 01:15:10,240 --> 01:15:11,560 Be patient. Everything will happen. 1401 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,000 How are you feeling? - I'm feeling great. 1402 01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,360 I'm feeling great. 1403 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,920 But Mr. Bijan.. - Yes? 1404 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:35,800 ...is so excited that he can't even speak. 1405 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:37,440 And what can't I do exactly? - You can't even speak. 1406 01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,040 What.. - His beak! Where? 1407 01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,040 Rubbish! Wear your hearing aid. - Oh.. 1408 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:42,800 He can't even speak.. - Why are you shouting? 1409 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,800 I'll understand even if you talk softly. 1410 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,200 Hi. - Hi. 1411 01:16:14,760 --> 01:16:15,960 Good to see you. - Oh, dear.. 1412 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:19,200 This is heaven.. - Welcome to Uzbekistan. 1413 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,480 'We had informed you earlier' 1414 01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,640 'that the train going to Mumbai from Kolkata.. I'm sorry.' 1415 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,640 'I meant, Kolkata-Mumbai flight 307' 1416 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,840 'has been hijacked this morning at eight.' 1417 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:28,280 'That's the information we've got.' 1418 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:32,560 'Here's our correspondent from the airport, Mr. Bikram Das.' 1419 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:33,800 'We'll connect directly to him.' 1420 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,680 'Bikram, what news do you have?' 1421 01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:53,920 Where have you brought us, Mr. Kumar? 1422 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:57,360 City Palace! - Hotel City Palace! 1423 01:16:58,320 --> 01:16:59,720 Mr. Kumar! - Yes? 1424 01:17:00,200 --> 01:17:03,200 Life seems set! - Yes.. 1425 01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:04,200 I feel like singing. 1426 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,720 Go on, sing. - Go sing in your room. - "Here, there.." 1427 01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:07,520 "Here, there.." - Wow.. 1428 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,040 You all need to go keep your luggage. 1429 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:10,360 We'll then go for the city tour. - Correct! 1430 01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:12,640 Azam, keep my luggage in the room. 1431 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,720 In the room.. - In the meantime, I'll.. 1432 01:17:15,280 --> 01:17:16,760 Hey, get your luggage.. - What the.. 1433 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:19,040 Damn it! You've been doing this since forever. 1434 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,200 Go do this in your room. - Okay, I'll go inside.. 1435 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:24,280 Baby, what's our next plan? - City tour! 1436 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:14,200 You know Bengali. Things have got easier for me. 1437 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,640 Why just Bengali.. I can speak in a variety of accents. 1438 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:20,200 What! - Shall I speak? - What are you doing? 1439 01:18:20,240 --> 01:18:22,280 I stayed in Bangladesh for a long time. So, I picked up the accent. 1440 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:25,440 Tell me. Whose statue is that? 1441 01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,000 I need to tell you that? 1442 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:30,720 He must be a terrorist. 1443 01:18:30,960 --> 01:18:33,920 No.. He's our nation's hero. 1444 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:36,160 Temur. Amir Temur. - I see.. 1445 01:18:36,520 --> 01:18:38,360 Terrorist! - Hush! 1446 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,240 Don't utter that. Someone will hear you. 1447 01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:41,760 He's our nation's hero. 1448 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,760 Terrorist! - Hush! What happened? - Hijack! 1449 01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:46,040 What! - Terrorists hijacked our flight! 1450 01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:47,480 What! - Which flight? - The one in which 1451 01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,440 Mr. Animesh's aunt was there. - Where did you see them? 1452 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:51,840 Well.. I saw them in the airport. 1453 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:53,320 Why didn't you tell us this earlier? 1454 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,120 I couldn't speak. - Aunt, where are you? 1455 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,400 We're in trouble.. - More like big trouble.. 1456 01:18:58,440 --> 01:18:59,600 What happened? 1457 01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:04,720 We.. We'll have ice cream. - Yes, ice cream. 1458 01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:05,960 One, two, three, four. - Yes.. 1459 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,800 Get some ice cream for the four of us. Get it parcelled. 1460 01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,840 But ice cream.. Now.. - Yes.. Go on, get it.. - Hey.. 1461 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,040 Thank you! - Are they mad? 1462 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,960 We're in big trouble.. - Trouble.. - I told you.. 1463 01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:17,280 I told you many times that we should go to Puri. 1464 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,920 I said we should go to Digha. 1465 01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:22,880 I said we should go to Mandarmani. 1466 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:27,760 But you had to come here, to 'Uz'.. 1467 01:19:27,800 --> 01:19:29,680 'Uz..' - Uzbekistan! 1468 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:33,080 Before coming here, I.. - What happened? 1469 01:19:33,120 --> 01:19:34,360 I forged my father-in-law's signature 1470 01:19:34,440 --> 01:19:36,320 and brought Rs. 25 lakhs here. - What! - Great. 1471 01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:39,760 I converted them to dollars. - Oh, God.. - God.. 1472 01:19:39,960 --> 01:19:41,760 He won't allow me to enter the house again. - True.. 1473 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:45,840 After the visa expires, they will kick us out of this country! 1474 01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:48,720 Aunt, where are you.. - Our life is over! 1475 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:49,960 Idea! 1476 01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:51,680 Where are you going? - Where are you going? 1477 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:53,080 To watch the news on TV! 1478 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,440 Hey, you.. - Let's go.. - I'm telling the truth! 1479 01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,920 Hey, listen.. 1480 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,960 'Breaking news.' 1481 01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:08,400 'We've found out from the passenger enquiry section' 1482 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,720 'that the only son-in-law, Kumar' 1483 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:12,920 'of Kajal Sen, the famous industrialist, was on this flight.' 1484 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,320 'We have spoken with Kumar's family..' 1485 01:20:14,360 --> 01:20:16,800 There you go! Even my husband's been kidnapped? 1486 01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:18,360 Along with the plane. - Would you believe that! 1487 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:19,760 They'll demand a ransom now. 1488 01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:21,320 How much are they demanding? 1489 01:20:21,400 --> 01:20:22,920 Are they terrorists? 1490 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,080 It doesn't matter if they are terrorists or not. 1491 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:26,240 They'll surely demand a ransom. 1492 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:28,840 So, tell Mr. Kajal Sen to be ready with the money. 1493 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,760 Don't eat more. - Why? 1494 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,960 Should a wife not eat when her husband gets kidnapped? 1495 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:36,680 Oh, dear, what a terrible catastrophe! 1496 01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,240 Such a disaster! - Oh, stop it, Aunt! 1497 01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:40,720 What are you doing? 1498 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:43,400 I'm perfectly fine. - What! - You're mistaken. 1499 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:44,440 Nothing has happened to me. 1500 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:46,000 My husband is kidnapped. - Excuse me. 1501 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:48,600 Oh, my God.. - Don't act like that. - God.. 1502 01:20:48,800 --> 01:20:49,960 Just imagine. 1503 01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:52,000 My daughter's a glutton and my son-in-law has been kidnapped. 1504 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:53,320 True. - Wonderful! 1505 01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:56,000 And to top it all, that rascal has stolen 1506 01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:57,960 Rs. 25 lakhs from my bank account by forging my signature! 1507 01:20:58,000 --> 01:20:59,120 Oh, God! 1508 01:20:59,160 --> 01:21:00,640 Rs. 25 lakhs! 1509 01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,640 What.. - See? 1510 01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,200 Didn't I tell you? He knew everything. 1511 01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,760 Dad. - Yes? - He's such an intelligent man! 1512 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:10,520 What! - He knew beforehand that he'd be kidnapped. 1513 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,280 So, he took all the money with him. 1514 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:13,880 Oh, God! 1515 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:16,360 Ma'am, let's go to the airline's office once. 1516 01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:18,200 We'll get the complete news there. 1517 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:23,440 'That morning, four people in sunglasses and turbans' 1518 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,240 'were found roaming around confused in the airport.' 1519 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:28,360 'The police have provided this information' 1520 01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:30,120 'based on the CCTV footage of the airport.' 1521 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:33,440 'And later on, two of them were found' 1522 01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:36,240 'to be wearing a fake moustache and beard' 1523 01:21:36,440 --> 01:21:38,160 'and roaming about the airport.' 1524 01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:41,080 'The Central Bureau of Intelligence has begun its investigation' 1525 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:42,640 'to know the identities of those four men.' 1526 01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:45,000 What.. - 'So..' - Hey, do you have a razor? 1527 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,840 Yes.. - I mean, what if we shave our heads? - What! 1528 01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:50,720 'Coming to the hijacking..' - Why did you have to.. 1529 01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:51,720 'The detectives..' 1530 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:53,680 ...wear a fake beard and moustache all of a sudden? 1531 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,480 We had to.. - Well.. 1532 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:56,920 What if we tell them 1533 01:21:57,240 --> 01:21:58,960 that we haven't hijacked the plane? The plane's not here with us. 1534 01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:00,600 That we're here on a vacation. - Excuse me! 1535 01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:03,240 'In the plane..' - I have two wives. Remember? 1536 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:07,120 'Surrounding them too..' - I'm very.. - What? 1537 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:08,440 I'm very hungry. 1538 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:11,200 Do you have any poison? - Yes, give it to him. 1539 01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:12,280 Give it to him first. 1540 01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:16,440 'For now, within the vicinity of the airport..' 1541 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,200 Here.. - 'The Kolkata-Mumbai flight..' 1542 01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:20,560 'Oshea.. Phytogain Hair oil.' 1543 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:22,480 Apply it. 1544 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:24,200 Your hair will be thick and long! - Damn it! 1545 01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:26,840 A plane has been hijacked.. - Yes.. - ...and there's still no news! 1546 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:28,840 We're looking into it.. - Do it properly! - Yes.. 1547 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:29,760 Yes.. - Just see what you can do.. 1548 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:31,400 It has been so long! - Yes, all right. 1549 01:22:31,440 --> 01:22:33,640 Please have a look! - How many passengers were there? 1550 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,840 I'm checking. 1551 01:22:42,280 --> 01:22:45,360 Any relatives of Bijan Chirimar? - Yes, here.. - Coming. 1552 01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:46,840 Here.. - Come. - Yes.. 1553 01:22:47,320 --> 01:22:48,640 Oh, my! - What! 1554 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,600 My husband's name was called. Why are you going? 1555 01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:53,760 My husband is Bijan Chirimar. I have identification proof.. 1556 01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:55,040 What! - Here.. 1557 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,280 Here's the ID proof. 1558 01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:58,720 He's my husband. We have a son too. 1559 01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:00,080 Here.. - Look.. - Yes.. 1560 01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,480 She has a fake ID. 1561 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:02,720 Fake? - Yes. - What! 1562 01:23:02,760 --> 01:23:04,880 Bijan Chirimar is my.. - Look.. 1563 01:23:04,920 --> 01:23:06,320 My husband! - What! 1564 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,240 Construction Mumbai Servicing. 1565 01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:10,800 What! - I'll tell you the name.. 1566 01:23:12,960 --> 01:23:14,160 Just a minute. 1567 01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,520 Just a minute. 1568 01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:18,800 Mom.. - Where's your husband? 1569 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,440 Who knows where he has gone! 1570 01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:24,000 Will you.. - Come. - Will you please give me one peg? 1571 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,720 Oh, dear, she's completely drunk! - Drunken lady! 1572 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,200 You're that drunken woman, right? 1573 01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,600 Even you need to drink some. - What! 1574 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:33,240 Even your life's been ruined! 1575 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:35,240 That means.. - Bijan Chirimar! 1576 01:23:35,440 --> 01:23:37,080 It's the same name and address! - What! 1577 01:23:37,120 --> 01:23:40,000 This has his secretary Kumar's signature on it! 1578 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:41,960 Mine too.. - Kumar Rai? 1579 01:23:50,120 --> 01:23:51,360 Quiet! 1580 01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:52,880 Be seated! 1581 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:56,760 Relatives of Ashok Rai? - Here.. - Come with me. 1582 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:02,480 Hey, listen.. 1583 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:03,920 What did you just say? - What? 1584 01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:06,320 About Kumar Rai. - Look, his signature! - Yes.. 1585 01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:09,080 Kumar Rai is my husband. - What! 1586 01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:11,000 Already kidnapped. 1587 01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,880 You're Kumar Rai's wife? 1588 01:24:13,480 --> 01:24:15,280 Yes.. Are you his wife as well? 1589 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,400 What! 1590 01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:18,240 No.. I'm Azam Khan's wife. 1591 01:24:18,280 --> 01:24:20,640 But even my letter has Kumar Rai's signature on it. 1592 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,960 Oh, God! It's the same name! - Yes.. 1593 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,760 Oh, my, that's funny! 1594 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:26,800 Even your husbands have been kidnapped. - What.. 1595 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:30,280 But Bijan Chirimar's name was not on the boarding list. 1596 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:32,800 What! - I-It's not? - There you go! 1597 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,600 It's the same for both of us.. 1598 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,200 Where's the boarding list? - There. 1599 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,880 Come, let's have a look! 1600 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:41,440 Let's go.. 1601 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,840 Even my husband's name is not on the list. - Drat! 1602 01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:47,560 What.. 1603 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:49,320 Oh, dear! 1604 01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:51,880 Let me mull over this.. 1605 01:24:52,400 --> 01:24:54,440 I mean.. Mr. Kumar Rai 1606 01:24:55,160 --> 01:24:57,480 the live-in son-in-law of Mr. Kajal Sen.. - Yes.. 1607 01:24:57,800 --> 01:25:00,640 ...booked tickets to Mumbai for all four of them. - Yes.. 1608 01:25:00,760 --> 01:25:02,400 But they didn't board the flight? 1609 01:25:02,440 --> 01:25:05,120 What.. - So, where did they go? 1610 01:25:05,520 --> 01:25:06,440 Oh! 1611 01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:08,560 That means, they must have just visited the airport. 1612 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,800 What.. 1613 01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:11,640 Visited the airport? 1614 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,960 Then they would've returned by now. - Exactly! 1615 01:25:14,200 --> 01:25:15,400 Yes.. - Yes.. - Right. 1616 01:25:15,720 --> 01:25:18,680 Hey, are you a relative of Sherlock Holmes'? - What.. 1617 01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,120 Quite true. Otherwise, they would've returned by now. 1618 01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,840 But where did they go? 1619 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:24,000 Well.. 1620 01:25:24,040 --> 01:25:25,920 Could they have been kidnapped by someone else? 1621 01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:27,280 Kidnapped? 1622 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,240 They were kidnapped before being kidnapped? 1623 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,440 Oh, my goodness! - Oh, damn! 1624 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:35,680 Have they been kidnapped by themselves? 1625 01:25:35,720 --> 01:25:36,680 What! 1626 01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:38,560 There's more to it than meets the eye! 1627 01:25:38,960 --> 01:25:42,600 But, ladies, I'm all out of liquor. Let's sit somewhere. 1628 01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:45,040 I can't think until I drink a bit! 1629 01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,480 Oh, really? - Yes! 1630 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:48,800 Your mind needs drinks? - Yes! - God! 1631 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,920 I wonder what aunt is having.. 1632 01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:53,640 Do the people who get hijacked get to eat? 1633 01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:54,800 Hey, guys! - What the.. 1634 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:58,920 You, India.. Raj Kapoor.. - Yeah.. - Yes! 1635 01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,520 I saw you on TV. 1636 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,760 All of you, on TV. - Us on the television? - Yes. 1637 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:04,760 Yeah, all of you on the television! - What a nuisance! 1638 01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:06,320 We're on the television! What rubbish! 1639 01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:08,600 Our relatives are showing us on the television. 1640 01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:09,920 Idiots.. - Hey! 1641 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:12,760 Television.. - TV.. 1642 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:17,120 TV! - Run! - Aunt! 1643 01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:19,840 'Azam Khan, son of Rana Banerjee.' 1644 01:26:19,880 --> 01:26:21,520 'That's surprising, right?' 1645 01:26:21,560 --> 01:26:23,920 'Yes, this name surprises us all. And the suspects' 1646 01:26:23,960 --> 01:26:27,680 'behind the hijacking are being gradually sieved.' 1647 01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,760 'And Azam Khan is one of the people' 1648 01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,800 'involved in this hijacking.' 1649 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,600 'Our colleague from the newsroom, Mr. Bikram Das' 1650 01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,840 'will let us know about this in detail. Bikram.' 1651 01:26:36,880 --> 01:26:40,920 Oh, my! This is spicy news! - What! This is spicy, not that. 1652 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,600 Damn you! I'll slap you hard! 1653 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:47,320 'Right now, Kolkata has turned into an asylum for terrorists.' 1654 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:49,640 'According to sources, in the last five years' 1655 01:26:49,680 --> 01:26:51,880 'Azam Khan has returned to India six times' 1656 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,640 'after getting trained in weaponry from Iraq, Afghanistan' 1657 01:26:53,680 --> 01:26:56,680 'Pakistan and Syria. According to other sources' 1658 01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:59,280 'Azam Khan is proficient in using an AK-47' 1659 01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:02,880 'and missile launchers.' - Oh, my! That's shocking! 1660 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:04,840 I never came to know.. - Just shut up! 1661 01:27:04,880 --> 01:27:08,880 'According to sources, Azam Khan had a close relationship' 1662 01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,920 'with a retired air force officer. Thanks to other sources, we know' 1663 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:16,200 'that this is the man who trained Azam Khan.' 1664 01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:18,000 'His name is Animesh Chakladar.' 1665 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:20,520 There.. Are you satisfied? 1666 01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:22,040 There you go! - 'According to sources, this group' 1667 01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:23,920 'is being funded by the son-in-law' 1668 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,960 'of an industrialist and a construction businessman' 1669 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,920 'but the name of the latter is still unknown.' 1670 01:27:27,960 --> 01:27:29,440 They're bound to find out. 1671 01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:31,040 Be careful what you utter! 1672 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,200 Cheers! 1673 01:27:35,680 --> 01:27:37,000 Just imagine! 1674 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:40,200 He has been hiding this from us for seven years! 1675 01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:42,360 One stays in Garia 1676 01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:45,560 and the other, in Sinthi. Would you believe that! 1677 01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:48,440 I can't think anymore.. Get me one more peg! 1678 01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:49,720 Get her one more! 1679 01:27:49,760 --> 01:27:52,200 That means, they didn't board that plane. 1680 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,360 They must have gone somewhere else. 1681 01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:56,120 Then how do we find them? I mean.. 1682 01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:59,320 Why did they go? - To have fun! 1683 01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:01,640 They have gone to have some fun together. 1684 01:28:01,760 --> 01:28:04,280 What will happen to us now? - Nothing will happen. 1685 01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,400 We'll drag them out of their hiding place. 1686 01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:08,400 Ma'am. - Yes? 1687 01:28:08,440 --> 01:28:09,600 You're our leader. 1688 01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:12,000 What.. - M-Me? - Yes. 1689 01:28:12,520 --> 01:28:15,480 I've always seen that the rich one becomes the leader. 1690 01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,560 Hey, so, what do we do now? 1691 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:22,360 We'll have to hire a detective. - What.. 1692 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:24,040 Private detective. 1693 01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:28,000 Wearing a hat and sunglasses. 1694 01:28:28,680 --> 01:28:30,160 Smoking a pipe.. 1695 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,720 Oh.. - Whew.. 1696 01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:42,480 Did you bring their photos? 1697 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:44,240 Yes.. 1698 01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,920 'Uzbek..' - What.. - What.. 1699 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:52,200 What do you mean? 1700 01:28:53,040 --> 01:28:56,800 'Istan..' Uzbekistan. - Uzbekistan? 1701 01:28:57,480 --> 01:28:59,160 Where? Which country is that? 1702 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:02,320 The place beyond many mountains.. The place from where 1703 01:29:02,360 --> 01:29:05,720 King Babur galloped his way to India, beyond the Himalayas. 1704 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:07,920 Goodness! - Oh, my! So far away! - Yes. 1705 01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:09,760 Where's the other one? 1706 01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:12,560 Both of us have a common husband. 1707 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,520 There's one more. - What! 1708 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:17,720 How do you know that? 1709 01:29:19,440 --> 01:29:20,680 I always keep my eyes peeled. 1710 01:29:22,200 --> 01:29:23,880 I have my men all around 1711 01:29:24,960 --> 01:29:26,760 and I stay alert all the time. I mean.. 1712 01:29:27,120 --> 01:29:28,360 Your husband is tall. 1713 01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:32,400 Your common husband is a fatso and yours is a skinny idiot. 1714 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:35,160 Please find them. We'll be grateful to you. 1715 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:36,560 No gratefulness. 1716 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:38,240 My fees is Rs. 30,000. 1717 01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:40,280 And the expenses to travel to Uzbekistan.. 1718 01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:43,200 Hey, Sumitra, I'll go as well and beat him to a pulp. 1719 01:29:43,240 --> 01:29:44,840 What will the total expenses be? 1720 01:29:45,240 --> 01:29:46,280 The expenses.. 1721 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:49,800 Well, around.. The four of you, me.. 1722 01:29:51,640 --> 01:29:52,800 Around Rs. 7 lakhs. 1723 01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:54,920 Oh, God, that's too much! - What.. 1724 01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:56,480 Where will we get so much money from? 1725 01:29:57,560 --> 01:29:59,400 I-I'll arrange for it. - What! 1726 01:29:59,440 --> 01:30:00,400 All of you need to come with me. 1727 01:30:00,560 --> 01:30:03,440 Our husbands are missing. We'll have to find them. 1728 01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:04,440 Yes.. 1729 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:07,280 Will we go there on horseback? 1730 01:30:07,560 --> 01:30:10,000 Let us find him once. I'll take him to task! 1731 01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,560 Well.. Are you sure? 1732 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,520 I mean, once we reach there, I hope you won't say 1733 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:16,840 that they are somewhere else, right? 1734 01:30:17,080 --> 01:30:18,240 What do you mean? 1735 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:19,840 Do you take me for a fool? 1736 01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:22,480 Do you think I'd draw conclusions without thinking? 1737 01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:24,720 I can tell you their passport numbers. 1738 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:26,880 I can tell you if they left for Uzbekistan or not. 1739 01:30:26,920 --> 01:30:28,400 My name is Sital Rai. 1740 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:30,440 A to Z Private Detective Agency. 1741 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:33,720 Ma'am. - What? - You're our leader. 1742 01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:36,160 We'll get you dressed in a grand manner. 1743 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:38,440 Why? I'm already dressed well. 1744 01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:40,240 No, not like this. 1745 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:43,320 In a stunning manner.. Modern. 1746 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:44,520 This is called Pilau. 1747 01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:46,920 I had this prepared with mutton especially for you all. 1748 01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:48,760 Eat.. - Lola. 1749 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,040 Have you had Shelly's Khichri? 1750 01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,320 No, you haven't, have you? If you had 1751 01:30:54,360 --> 01:30:56,800 you wouldn't have wanted to have fried rice. - I see. 1752 01:30:56,840 --> 01:30:58,720 Well said! - What's this? - It's not rice. 1753 01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:00,320 It's plastic. 1754 01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:01,800 Eating this is giving the teeth a work-out. 1755 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:04,000 Yes, trout! Shelly's Khichri with trout. Too good. 1756 01:31:04,040 --> 01:31:05,040 All right.. 1757 01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:07,960 Eat quickly. Then we'll visit Timur Lang.. - Wrong? 1758 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,760 No, not wrong. It's really very good. 1759 01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,080 Wear your hearing aid. 1760 01:31:11,480 --> 01:31:12,800 Yes, I'll definitely go. 1761 01:31:13,080 --> 01:31:16,320 I mean, we'll have to go out real soon. 1762 01:31:16,360 --> 01:31:18,480 But tell us.. What do we wear? 1763 01:31:18,520 --> 01:31:20,200 What.. What do you mean? 1764 01:31:20,840 --> 01:31:22,480 I mean.. - He means.. 1765 01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:23,920 What are we going to wear? 1766 01:31:24,120 --> 01:31:25,400 I mean.. Clothes. - Yes. 1767 01:31:26,240 --> 01:31:27,960 Clothing. - Local outfits. 1768 01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,760 I mean, we don't go out to visit places 1769 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:32,880 if we don't get the local outfits, right? 1770 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:33,960 Is that so? - Yes. 1771 01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:35,880 Yes! - Always.. 1772 01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:40,080 That's why we wear local outfits before going out. - Yes.. - Oh.. 1773 01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:42,360 Since the longest time.. - Since childhood. - Right. 1774 01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:43,800 You were born wearing local outfits, right? - What.. 1775 01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,560 I see! You could've told me that earlier. 1776 01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:49,840 All right, I'll arrange for some local outfits by evening. 1777 01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:51,360 Thank you.. 1778 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:12,960 Well, this dome.. 1779 01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,600 How was this.. - I'll tell you.. 1780 01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:15,800 I feel.. - Look at her.. 1781 01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:17,880 The very sight of you makes me feel cold. - Smashing! 1782 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:19,200 Are you all Bengalis? 1783 01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:24,360 Get lost! - Idiot! 1784 01:32:24,680 --> 01:32:26,040 How did she come to know that? - Bengalis! Here as well? 1785 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,480 Wear your hearing aid! - D-Don't shout.. 1786 01:32:27,520 --> 01:32:29,040 Hello! - Hi. - Hey, look. Hi.. 1787 01:32:29,080 --> 01:32:30,960 Are you Indians? - Hello. - Yes. 1788 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,440 We heard about your plane getting hijacked. - Yes.. 1789 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:35,240 Sorry.. - How the hell.. - Sorry, bye. 1790 01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:36,520 Thank you.. - They remembered your face.. 1791 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:37,840 Thank you.. - Run! - Hey.. 1792 01:32:37,880 --> 01:32:39,240 Hello.. 1793 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:44,600 'The hijacking of Flight 307 is getting more complicated.' 1794 01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:47,200 'On one hand, the authorities are negotiating with the hijackers' 1795 01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:48,960 'and on the other, the identities of the suspects' 1796 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,840 'which were revealed from the investigation' 1797 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,320 'seem to counter each other.' 1798 01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,000 'According to one civilian, four people were spotted' 1799 01:32:55,040 --> 01:32:59,280 'entering the public toilet near Garia that morning.' 1800 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:02,280 'They were wearing trousers and shirts when entering the toilet' 1801 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:06,720 'but they were in kurtas and pyjamas upon coming out.' 1802 01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:09,840 'Another evidence states that an African woman' 1803 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:13,000 'had boarded the same flight with about 25 pieces of luggage.' 1804 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,200 Such injustice! 1805 01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:17,080 They are calling my aunt African just because she's a bit dark. 1806 01:33:17,480 --> 01:33:22,280 And they are calling me the head conspirator. Really! 1807 01:33:22,480 --> 01:33:25,920 I told you all many times to go to Digha or Puri. 1808 01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:28,280 You are at it again! Be quiet! 1809 01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:29,680 What can be done? 1810 01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:32,240 I can't think straight. 1811 01:33:32,480 --> 01:33:33,640 Can I say something? - Hey! 1812 01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:35,040 Say it. - He'll say something stupid again! 1813 01:33:35,080 --> 01:33:36,360 No.. - Let him say it.. 1814 01:33:36,520 --> 01:33:40,520 We'll fly back to Kolkata and then go to Digha. 1815 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:42,000 Upon reaching Digha, we'll call them up to inform them 1816 01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:43,400 that we are on a vacation 1817 01:33:43,440 --> 01:33:45,160 to chase boredom away. That's it. 1818 01:33:45,320 --> 01:33:46,440 I told you.. 1819 01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,840 I told you.. - Right.. 1820 01:33:48,440 --> 01:33:49,320 No. 1821 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:53,400 He didn't say anything wrong. - See? 1822 01:33:54,440 --> 01:33:55,720 He didn't say anything wrong. - Yes. 1823 01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:57,960 Upon reaching Digha, we'll call up our wives 1824 01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:59,400 asking them how they felt upon being fooled by us. 1825 01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:00,800 Yes! - We'll tell them that we never went to Mumbai. 1826 01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,400 That all of us came to Digha together. 1827 01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:03,800 End of story! - Is that so? 1828 01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,080 Yes! - As if they'll fall for it! 1829 01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:07,000 I'll have to make two calls. - That's your problem. 1830 01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:08,840 One in North Kolkata, another in South.. - That's your problem. 1831 01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:11,440 Come back to reality. I don't know if they'll fall for it. - Yes.. 1832 01:34:11,480 --> 01:34:14,760 If you listen to him, you'll save yourself this time. 1833 01:34:14,800 --> 01:34:16,480 Tomorrow, then.. - Right. - Tomorrow. 1834 01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:19,800 Hi. - Hi. 1835 01:34:20,160 --> 01:34:21,880 We'll visit the Central Market today. 1836 01:34:21,920 --> 01:34:23,400 M-Market.. - Central Market.. 1837 01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:24,680 He's feeling.. I mean.. 1838 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:27,760 We are feeling very sad. - True. - Yes. 1839 01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:28,960 Actually.. 1840 01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:31,280 Such a serious incident took place in our country. - Yes.. 1841 01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,720 I'm sure you understand. I mean.. 1842 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:35,880 We want to go back home. - Yes.. - If possible, tomorrow itself. 1843 01:34:36,440 --> 01:34:39,080 No.. I can't refund the money for the trip. 1844 01:34:39,120 --> 01:34:41,160 That's not a problem at all! - We don't need it.. 1845 01:34:41,440 --> 01:34:43,640 Okay.. It's not possible tomorrow. 1846 01:34:43,680 --> 01:34:44,680 I'll try to book tickets for day after tomorrow's flight. 1847 01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:45,920 Yes! - O baby! 1848 01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:49,720 No, I'm paying my respect. - Hey.. 1849 01:34:49,880 --> 01:34:51,280 All right, that's enough. 1850 01:34:51,600 --> 01:34:53,440 Sweet lady! I was just saying.. 1851 01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:56,800 Today, arrange for some Pilau and meat for us. - Yes.. 1852 01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:58,280 Okay. - And we'll enjoy ourselves a lot today. 1853 01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,160 Hey, you! You want to toy with a woman's emotions! 1854 01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:02,120 What the hell! Wear your hearing aid! 1855 01:35:02,160 --> 01:35:05,080 Let's go, baby. - Enjoyment.. 1856 01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:42,880 "Doing nothing the whole day." 1857 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:45,000 "Spend every day as if it were a Sunday." 1858 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:48,000 "I spotted you all of a sudden." 1859 01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:54,040 "Your eyelashes, the colour of your lip-gloss.." 1860 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:57,720 "And I feel like touching you.." 1861 01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:02,320 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1862 01:36:02,360 --> 01:36:06,680 "O baby.. You make my heart go wild." 1863 01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:11,200 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1864 01:36:11,240 --> 01:36:15,600 "O baby.. You make my heart go wild." 1865 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:37,640 "My heart has gone crazy with the touch of a light breeze." 1866 01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:41,640 "It looks for you from a distance." 1867 01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:46,480 "My heart has gone crazy with the touch of a light breeze." 1868 01:36:46,520 --> 01:36:48,240 "It looks for you" 1869 01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:51,440 "from a distance." 1870 01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:53,720 "Let's run away someplace far in a shiny new train." 1871 01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,880 "Let's dance on the horizon." 1872 01:36:55,920 --> 01:36:59,160 "I'll go missing with you." 1873 01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:04,680 "Today, the sky is a lovers' lane. My heart is soaring like a plane." 1874 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:08,760 "It's easy to fly with you.." 1875 01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:13,320 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1876 01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:17,480 "O baby.. I want to be your love." 1877 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:22,200 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1878 01:37:22,240 --> 01:37:26,600 "O baby.. I want to be your love." 1879 01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:30,320 "O baby.. You make me crazy." 1880 01:37:30,520 --> 01:37:36,720 "You make me crazy.. O baby.." 1881 01:37:44,080 --> 01:37:48,560 "I'm keeping you as my screensaver and in my dreams." 1882 01:37:48,600 --> 01:37:50,400 "Hashtag.." 1883 01:37:50,960 --> 01:37:52,720 "Staying awake all night." 1884 01:37:52,920 --> 01:37:57,560 "I'm keeping you as my screensaver and in my dreams." 1885 01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,240 "Hashtag.." 1886 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:02,440 "Staying awake all night." 1887 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,600 "All of a sudden, I'm using some cake" 1888 01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,840 "as my profile pic on Facebook because of you." 1889 01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:10,120 "And I'm sending it to you in a second.." 1890 01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:13,520 "My heart is going crazy." 1891 01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:15,760 "I stare at my cell phone all night." 1892 01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:19,680 "To wait for you to comment.." 1893 01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:24,160 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1894 01:38:24,200 --> 01:38:28,400 "O baby.. I want to be your love." 1895 01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:33,000 "O baby.. You make me crazy.." 1896 01:38:33,040 --> 01:38:37,480 "O baby.. I want to be your love." 1897 01:39:00,520 --> 01:39:01,600 Well.. 1898 01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,440 I'll go for a stroll downstairs. 1899 01:39:03,720 --> 01:39:05,880 Mr. Bijan, I'll go as well. - Let's go. 1900 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:09,880 Listen, do wear the local outfit. - Yes.. 1901 01:39:10,480 --> 01:39:11,640 Right. 1902 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,200 He's going away.. - Hey, listen.. 1903 01:39:14,240 --> 01:39:16,160 Hey.. - Hey, wait. 1904 01:39:19,760 --> 01:39:20,800 Well.. 1905 01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:22,640 Why have they come so far for a vacation? 1906 01:39:23,480 --> 01:39:24,960 To enjoy themselves.. 1907 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,440 What else would they come here for? 1908 01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:28,720 Let me get my hands on him once. 1909 01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:30,640 I'll turn his enjoyment into sadness. 1910 01:39:33,760 --> 01:39:36,600 Hey, get out of the vehicle.. - Let's go.. - Let's go.. 1911 01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:44,680 "See you later.." 1912 01:39:47,720 --> 01:39:49,480 "See you later.." 1913 01:39:49,800 --> 01:39:51,120 Look at them dance! 1914 01:39:52,360 --> 01:39:54,520 "See you later.." 1915 01:39:54,560 --> 01:39:56,800 "See you, my darling.." 1916 01:39:57,000 --> 01:39:59,000 "See you later.." - Look! How beautiful! 1917 01:39:59,280 --> 01:40:01,720 "See you, my darling.." - Look at the girl. 1918 01:40:01,760 --> 01:40:03,480 "See you later.." - Oh, my.. 1919 01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:06,280 Hey, let's go. - There's the lobby. - Hey. 1920 01:40:06,320 --> 01:40:09,120 Let's go.. - You all go ahead. I need to go to the toilet. - Okay. 1921 01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:10,720 Where? - Toilet.. - Okay.. 1922 01:40:10,760 --> 01:40:11,720 You all carry on. I'll be back. - Okay.. 1923 01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,480 Where's the toilet? - Go straight and take a right. 1924 01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:16,680 You're wrong. First, go straight and then turn left. 1925 01:40:16,760 --> 01:40:18,120 Oh, thank you! 1926 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,360 What! - What! 1927 01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:27,760 They were here. 1928 01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:30,120 They were right here. - They were right here. 1929 01:40:30,240 --> 01:40:31,840 Where did they go? Hey, where did they go? 1930 01:40:32,160 --> 01:40:35,840 They were here.. - They were standing here. 1931 01:40:37,080 --> 01:40:38,160 Good morning. - Yes, they were here. 1932 01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:40,920 Hi. Do you accept SBI credit card? 1933 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:42,880 Yes, we do. - Okay. 1934 01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:48,760 What happened? - They are here. - What? 1935 01:40:49,480 --> 01:40:53,960 Oh, shit! They've arrived here as well! - Hey! 1936 01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:56,280 Who? - Your wife! 1937 01:40:56,400 --> 01:40:58,720 Are you joking with me early in the morning? 1938 01:40:58,840 --> 01:41:00,440 Goodness.. - How will you recognise my wife? 1939 01:41:00,520 --> 01:41:03,480 When my wife is here, yours must be too. 1940 01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,960 Yes. - What logic! - Are you sure? 1941 01:41:05,120 --> 01:41:07,640 Yes, I'm sure. - He's right! 1942 01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:10,840 Will he not recognise his own wife? - Rubbish! 1943 01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:14,040 We talked to them. - Again! - Rubbish! 1944 01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:16,400 Did you talk to them? - Yes! 1945 01:41:16,680 --> 01:41:18,000 Did you talk to your wife? - Yes. 1946 01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:20,880 You're uttering rubbish! - Hey.. 1947 01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:23,240 Just three days ago, they got to know about us. 1948 01:41:23,360 --> 01:41:24,880 Now, you're saying that they've reached! 1949 01:41:26,440 --> 01:41:28,280 Hey.. Because vodka is cheap here 1950 01:41:28,360 --> 01:41:29,800 did you drink some early in the morning? 1951 01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:31,440 How can I make you believe me? 1952 01:41:31,960 --> 01:41:34,720 Mr. Animesh. - Yes? - Let's get ready and have a look. 1953 01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:35,640 Let's go! 1954 01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:37,400 You refuse to believe a promoter's words. - Rubbish! 1955 01:41:37,480 --> 01:41:38,760 You.. - It's not possible for them to come here within three days! 1956 01:41:38,800 --> 01:41:40,920 Listen to me.. - That's the reason I didn't get married. - Listen.. 1957 01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:43,240 I'm trying to say.. - Can't be true.. - Rubbish.. 1958 01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:45,360 They came here.. - I'm telling you what I saw.. - Yikes.. 1959 01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,480 Look at that.. - They're performing namaz. 1960 01:41:50,560 --> 01:41:53,120 Let's go.. - Let's go there.. - Let's go! 1961 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:56,320 We have to look for them! - Oh, my God.. 1962 01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:02,160 Oh, my God.. - Gone.. - Are they gone? 1963 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:06,320 He is so sly. My husband is so cunning! - Yes.. 1964 01:42:06,400 --> 01:42:08,640 We'll break all their bones. - Definitely. - Yes.. 1965 01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:11,040 Now, do you trust me? - You were talking too much.. - Let's go.. 1966 01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:12,400 Yikes.. 1967 01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:18,040 Oh, my! Look how they're performing namaz. 1968 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:21,080 Let them do it. Let's go look for them! 1969 01:42:21,160 --> 01:42:22,880 Yes. - We need to look for them.. - Let's go look for them.. 1970 01:42:22,920 --> 01:42:24,360 Let's go.. 1971 01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:27,600 Did they leave? - They left.. 1972 01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:29,840 It's him! 1973 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:34,960 That rascal.. 1974 01:42:36,720 --> 01:42:40,440 Our.. - Tour operator. - The tour operator got our wives here. 1975 01:42:40,520 --> 01:42:43,360 What will happen now? - What else can happen? 1976 01:42:44,760 --> 01:42:46,120 We'll stay in the hotel till tomorrow. 1977 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:47,400 Day after tomorrow, we'll return to India. 1978 01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:50,160 It's only a matter of one day. We can spend it inside the room. 1979 01:42:50,320 --> 01:42:53,520 Pal, I-I don't like this. 1980 01:42:53,600 --> 01:42:56,240 What if we change our hotel? 1981 01:42:56,320 --> 01:42:59,520 We can't trust him. He might just reveal our secrets to them. 1982 01:43:01,440 --> 01:43:04,720 Can't this man ever say anything positive? 1983 01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:06,800 No, I can't! I can't! 1984 01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:08,720 Because if you get caught, only one person will punish you! 1985 01:43:08,800 --> 01:43:10,520 But if I get caught, the two wives of mine will punish me! 1986 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,320 I want them to punish you! - Don't worry.. Relax! 1987 01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:16,560 God knows what will happen to us now.. 1988 01:43:21,560 --> 01:43:24,960 'We've just received the airport's CCTV footage.' 1989 01:43:25,040 --> 01:43:25,920 'We can see the four suspects..' 1990 01:43:25,960 --> 01:43:28,000 Mr. Kumar.. - Yes? 1991 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:30,760 They're showing us on TV again. 1992 01:43:30,800 --> 01:43:33,520 'You're watching it exclusively on Zee 24 hours.' 1993 01:43:33,760 --> 01:43:35,760 'After seeing this CCTV footage, the suspects are being..' 1994 01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:37,720 Really, they're showing us! 1995 01:43:38,760 --> 01:43:41,760 'The hijacking of Kolkata-Mumbai flight 307' 1996 01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:43,200 'has taken a different turn now.' 1997 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:46,560 'The hijackers have threatened' 1998 01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:50,960 'that they'll fly the plane to Tashkent Airport, Uzbekistan.' 1999 01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:52,520 'The government has accepted their demand.' 2000 01:43:52,600 --> 01:43:54,840 'Our representative, Bikram Das, is at the airport right now.' 2001 01:43:54,920 --> 01:43:57,640 'Bikram, what's the news? - According to our sources' 2002 01:43:57,720 --> 01:43:59,320 'these four terrorists have reached Uzbekistan' 2003 01:43:59,360 --> 01:44:02,240 'on the orders of Azam Khan, the infamous terrorist.' 2004 01:44:02,320 --> 01:44:04,800 'The Uzbekistan Airport authorities have been informed' 2005 01:44:04,880 --> 01:44:08,160 'and they have been instructed to arrest them.' 2006 01:44:08,240 --> 01:44:12,600 'Also, a RAW team has been sent to Uzbekistan.' 2007 01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:14,400 'According to sources, our Prime Minister has said' 2008 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:17,720 'that they won't accept any demands of the terrorists.' 2009 01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:19,920 'He has given strict instructions that if need be' 2010 01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:22,120 'stringent action will be taken against the terrorists.' 2011 01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:24,760 'I am Bikram Das with cameraman, Amal Jana' 2012 01:44:24,840 --> 01:44:26,360 'only on Zee 24 hours.' 2013 01:44:29,360 --> 01:44:32,400 'Our representative at the airport informed us..' 2014 01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:36,560 We're having to face one problem after another! 2015 01:44:36,680 --> 01:44:38,240 You don't have to reiterate it.. - Oh, shut up! 2016 01:44:38,440 --> 01:44:39,880 We can't even return to our nation! 2017 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:43,920 That means, we'll have to 2018 01:44:44,080 --> 01:44:47,520 stay here all our life. - Goodness! 2019 01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:52,120 Our life.. - Hit him! - We're done for. 2020 01:44:52,160 --> 01:44:54,000 'To arrest them..' 2021 01:44:54,040 --> 01:44:55,560 What does it imply? - What? 2022 01:44:55,920 --> 01:44:57,880 Who all are chasing us? - Oh, God! 2023 01:44:58,480 --> 01:45:02,600 RAW, the local police and our wives. - Yes.. 2024 01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:05,200 Great! - Can someone give me some ointment, please? 2025 01:45:05,320 --> 01:45:07,120 Ointment! What happened? Did you get hurt? 2026 01:45:07,240 --> 01:45:09,760 He's asking for it so that he doesn't get hurt in the future. 2027 01:45:09,800 --> 01:45:11,200 What.. - Did you get it? 2028 01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:17,400 This place isn't safe anymore. - Yes.. - Where shall we go, then? 2029 01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:21,000 Bukhara.. - Oh.. 2030 01:45:21,880 --> 01:45:23,200 Bukhara! 2031 01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:28,200 "Mafia.." 2032 01:45:28,960 --> 01:45:32,160 "Mafia.." 2033 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:36,680 "Mafia.." 2034 01:45:37,600 --> 01:45:38,760 Let's go.. 2035 01:45:41,680 --> 01:45:42,800 Excuse me. Have you seen them anywhere? 2036 01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:44,280 We are from RAW, India. - Oh, God! Police! 2037 01:45:44,360 --> 01:45:46,360 Do you know him? - No. 2038 01:45:46,600 --> 01:45:47,480 Does he look familiar? 2039 01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:49,080 Where will we find them in such a huge country.. 2040 01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:51,280 The reception is there, right? - Yes.. - Yikes! 2041 01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:54,880 Shall we ask them? - Yes, go ask them.. 2042 01:45:54,960 --> 01:45:56,960 My wife has dressed up so well! - Just check.. - Yes.. 2043 01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:58,200 Hey, let's go! 2044 01:45:59,320 --> 01:46:00,840 Hey.. - You'll die! - Run.. 2045 01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:02,680 Run.. - Go slowly! Our wives will catch us! 2046 01:46:02,880 --> 01:46:05,800 Who are they.. - Let's go.. - Hey.. 2047 01:46:05,840 --> 01:46:08,400 Hey.. It's them.. - Let's go.. - Straight.. 2048 01:46:08,840 --> 01:46:12,640 There they are.. Let's go.. Hey.. Come on.. 2049 01:46:14,440 --> 01:46:17,480 Hey, watch it.. - Hey.. Right.. - Hey.. 2050 01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,080 Which one.. - That one.. 2051 01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:20,760 Let's go.. - Come on, let's go.. 2052 01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:24,520 Come on, get in the car.. - There.. Get them.. 2053 01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:26,120 They fled! - Hey.. Stop.. 2054 01:46:26,600 --> 01:46:29,640 There's a car.. Get in the car.. Come on.. 2055 01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:32,280 Get in.. Come on.. 2056 01:46:34,200 --> 01:46:36,520 Let's get in the car.. Come on.. Quick.. 2057 01:46:37,840 --> 01:46:38,680 Come on! 2058 01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:39,840 "We're in trouble for no fault of our own.." 2059 01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:42,560 "We don't have any other option" 2060 01:46:42,680 --> 01:46:45,080 "to get out of this mess." 2061 01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,120 You need to intercept from there. 2062 01:46:47,840 --> 01:46:49,920 "That's why we.." 2063 01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:52,640 Step on it.. 2064 01:46:52,680 --> 01:46:54,720 "Run.." 2065 01:46:54,840 --> 01:46:57,760 Who all are after us? - Step on it.. - Police! 2066 01:46:58,200 --> 01:47:01,040 Hey.. Go straight.. - Fast.. - Step on it! 2067 01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,720 Why is there another car.. 2068 01:47:02,760 --> 01:47:04,360 "Run.." 2069 01:47:04,440 --> 01:47:06,120 Fast! - Fast! Shoot them! 2070 01:47:06,160 --> 01:47:07,520 "Run.." 2071 01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,760 Hey! - Hey.. 2072 01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:11,200 Duck! Duck, everyone! 2073 01:47:11,360 --> 01:47:13,240 Terrorists are after us! 2074 01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:16,960 I have to go to the loo! - What the hell! 2075 01:47:17,040 --> 01:47:19,040 They're terrorists! They'll shoot us down! 2076 01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:21,520 Now? - Yes.. - You should've worn a diaper! 2077 01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:23,400 It's not in my control.. - Hush.. I'll do something.. 2078 01:47:23,640 --> 01:47:24,840 You need to park the car.. 2079 01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:27,320 "Run!" 2080 01:47:27,680 --> 01:47:30,840 Oh, God! I'm done for. - Do it quickly, all right? Quick.. 2081 01:47:38,000 --> 01:47:39,960 Stop singing and do it quickly! 2082 01:47:40,480 --> 01:47:41,720 Next time, remember to wear a diaper! 2083 01:47:42,800 --> 01:47:44,600 I'm done.. - Let's go.. 2084 01:47:44,720 --> 01:47:45,560 Hey, guys! 2085 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:47,960 We are RAW agents, from India. 2086 01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:50,040 Help.. - Please push our car.. - Come on.. 2087 01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,920 Please push the car. - No one should talk in Bengali. 2088 01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:54,080 Are they asking us to push? - Oh, God! 2089 01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:58,960 Push, guys.. 2090 01:48:01,920 --> 01:48:05,400 Bye! - It's them.. Straight ahead.. - Stop right here. 2091 01:48:05,600 --> 01:48:09,000 Wife.. - Hey.. Stop.. - Get them.. 2092 01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:11,960 Let's go there.. - Hey.. Get them.. Come on.. 2093 01:48:16,200 --> 01:48:17,040 There! 2094 01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:22,920 We need to find them. - We just can't find them.. 2095 01:48:22,960 --> 01:48:25,400 I-I think they went there.. - I want to have alcohol.. 2096 01:48:29,360 --> 01:48:31,000 I want to drink water. - Hey! - Hey.. 2097 01:48:31,120 --> 01:48:34,640 There they are.. - There.. - Hey.. 2098 01:48:34,760 --> 01:48:36,640 They're here.. - Hey.. - Hey.. 2099 01:48:36,680 --> 01:48:38,320 These people.. - Show us your faces.. 2100 01:48:38,440 --> 01:48:40,480 Hey.. - Samarkand! - Samarkand! 2101 01:48:40,520 --> 01:48:41,800 Him.. - What.. - Yes.. 2102 01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:42,720 Hey.. - Yes.. 2103 01:48:42,760 --> 01:48:44,480 "We were out to have some fun.." 2104 01:48:44,520 --> 01:48:48,040 Hey.. What are you.. - Hey! 2105 01:48:48,080 --> 01:48:51,160 "We won't make this mistake ever again.." 2106 01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:52,360 Samarkand! 2107 01:48:52,520 --> 01:48:53,960 We're fleeing.. - Hey, they're fleeing.. 2108 01:48:54,040 --> 01:48:55,840 "We've had enough.. No more, please.." 2109 01:48:55,880 --> 01:48:58,680 "Now, we want some peace." 2110 01:48:58,760 --> 01:49:02,360 "We won't do any mischief ever again. We'll stay clean." 2111 01:49:02,840 --> 01:49:04,520 Oh, God.. They're after us! - Step on it! 2112 01:49:05,120 --> 01:49:06,520 They're getting away. How do we catch them? 2113 01:49:06,600 --> 01:49:07,800 Come on, step on it.. 2114 01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:11,800 "Our lives have been ruined." 2115 01:49:11,920 --> 01:49:13,840 "That's why we.." 2116 01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:17,560 "Run.." 2117 01:49:17,600 --> 01:49:19,240 Step on it.. Come on.. 2118 01:49:19,280 --> 01:49:21,440 "Run.." 2119 01:49:21,480 --> 01:49:23,240 Stop.. Stop! 2120 01:49:23,280 --> 01:49:25,600 "Run.." 2121 01:49:25,840 --> 01:49:28,440 Get down.. - You're mistaken! - Come on.. 2122 01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:31,840 Come on.. - We're RAW agents. We're RAW agents from India. 2123 01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:37,320 "Run.." 2124 01:49:47,920 --> 01:49:50,600 "We're looking for Aladdin's Genie." 2125 01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:53,760 Put a move on it.. Oh, God.. 2126 01:49:53,800 --> 01:49:57,040 "When will we get out of this mess? Tell us." 2127 01:49:58,000 --> 01:49:59,400 Fast.. Fast! - Yeah! 2128 01:49:59,440 --> 01:50:01,600 "We're in big trouble." 2129 01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:04,440 "We want Milkha Singh's strength." 2130 01:50:04,520 --> 01:50:08,080 "Don't think and just keep on running." 2131 01:50:09,640 --> 01:50:12,400 "We don't have any other option" 2132 01:50:12,480 --> 01:50:15,000 "to get out of this mess." 2133 01:50:15,080 --> 01:50:17,600 "Our lives have been ruined." 2134 01:50:18,640 --> 01:50:21,040 This way.. Where are you going? - Oh, shut up! 2135 01:50:21,760 --> 01:50:23,480 Shut up! - Why are you stopping the car? 2136 01:50:23,640 --> 01:50:26,160 We're out of fuel! - What the hell! 2137 01:50:26,280 --> 01:50:29,200 Let's just run.. - Always expect the unexpected.. 2138 01:50:29,240 --> 01:50:31,440 Where are you going? - Guys.. - What.. 2139 01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:33,040 What is it? - Switch! 2140 01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:34,640 "Run.." 2141 01:50:34,680 --> 01:50:37,280 "Run.." 2142 01:50:37,320 --> 01:50:39,960 "Run.." 2143 01:50:40,080 --> 01:50:43,040 "Run.." 2144 01:50:44,080 --> 01:50:46,160 Which way.. Just check.. 2145 01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:49,640 What does it say? 2146 01:50:50,560 --> 01:50:51,840 Which way? - Let's check it.. 2147 01:50:52,360 --> 01:50:53,320 Which way? - This way.. 2148 01:50:53,360 --> 01:50:54,960 Which way.. - This way.. 2149 01:50:55,080 --> 01:50:58,640 We have to go this way.. - Come on.. Let's go.. Quick.. 2150 01:50:58,720 --> 01:50:59,920 Let's go.. 2151 01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:01,040 This way. 2152 01:51:01,440 --> 01:51:03,120 Bye.. - Let's go. 2153 01:51:03,320 --> 01:51:05,040 Hey, again.. - Hey.. 2154 01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:14,200 "A night of celebration." 2155 01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:15,520 "It's about getting kisses." 2156 01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:18,120 "The Lord has saved me from my wife." 2157 01:51:25,840 --> 01:51:27,240 Let's run.. - One. 2158 01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:30,800 Two.. - Let's go! 2159 01:51:34,960 --> 01:51:36,560 Sit at the back. - Hey! 2160 01:51:37,360 --> 01:51:38,920 Let's go.. - Thanks.. 2161 01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:40,600 Where's your car? 2162 01:51:41,680 --> 01:51:44,560 'We're walking endlessly..' 2163 01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:46,440 What's going to happen? 2164 01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:50,440 I'm not here.. - All right. 2165 01:51:50,600 --> 01:51:52,960 Open the door. Hush.. 2166 01:51:55,840 --> 01:51:57,280 Who is it? Oh! 2167 01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:01,440 Oh.. 2168 01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,280 Sit.. 2169 01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:10,200 You know, Lola.. 2170 01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:15,520 We're in deep trouble. - Yes.. - Yes. 2171 01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:17,400 Please help us. 2172 01:52:17,920 --> 01:52:20,880 But in two days, you guys have a flight.. - No! 2173 01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:23,120 We aren't leaving. - Well.. - Why don't you tell her? 2174 01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:27,200 Let me explain. - What happened was that we.. 2175 01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:40,440 'Breaking news!' 2176 01:52:40,480 --> 01:52:42,800 'Flight 307, from Kolkata to Mumbai' 2177 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:45,720 'has landed in Uzbekistan. But their military' 2178 01:52:45,760 --> 01:52:47,000 'has the plane surrounded.' 2179 01:52:47,120 --> 01:52:51,640 'If the two countries reach an agreement' 2180 01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:52,640 'the Indian military' 2181 01:52:52,680 --> 01:52:54,840 'will be given the responsibility of the plane's safety.' 2182 01:52:54,960 --> 01:52:56,440 'Like the Prime Minister said' 2183 01:52:56,480 --> 01:52:58,720 'they won't accept the demands of the terrorists.' 2184 01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:01,640 'So, come what may' 2185 01:53:01,840 --> 01:53:05,000 'they won't admit defeat before the terrorists.' 2186 01:53:05,200 --> 01:53:08,400 That's the door. Knock on it. - Wait.. - Just knock on it.. 2187 01:53:08,440 --> 01:53:10,480 Yes.. - The waiter said this is the room. 2188 01:53:10,520 --> 01:53:12,440 Why don't you knock.. - Please knock. - Please knock. 2189 01:53:13,040 --> 01:53:14,760 Who's in there? Open the door. 2190 01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,520 Hey.. - Please open the door. - Open it. 2191 01:53:16,880 --> 01:53:18,000 We don't know who's inside. 2192 01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:20,480 Good morning! - Open the door! - Who is it? 2193 01:53:20,840 --> 01:53:22,280 It's Anindita. - Whoa! 2194 01:53:22,320 --> 01:53:23,880 It's Sumitra! - Good morning. 2195 01:53:24,200 --> 01:53:25,920 It's Bijoli. Open the door! 2196 01:53:26,080 --> 01:53:28,760 Open the door. - It's Shabana. - Open the door. 2197 01:53:28,880 --> 01:53:30,520 I'm telling you, open the door! - Open it! 2198 01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:32,600 Why aren't you opening the door? Open it! 2199 01:53:32,640 --> 01:53:35,040 Hello! - They're in there. - Open the door! 2200 01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:37,120 What happened? - Hey! What's going on? 2201 01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,680 Hello! 2202 01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:43,880 Who is he? - I don't know him. 2203 01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:45,720 W-What's your name? - Animesh. 2204 01:53:45,760 --> 01:53:47,280 What is it? - Take a look at this. 2205 01:53:47,480 --> 01:53:49,640 Do you know them? - No, I don't know them. 2206 01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:51,440 But I've seen them. - What! 2207 01:53:52,040 --> 01:53:54,040 They were having walnuts in Samarkand. 2208 01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:59,120 How far is it? - Five-hour journey. 2209 01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:01,240 Oh, God! - They were having walnuts when they told me 2210 01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:02,520 that they'll stay there for five days. 2211 01:54:04,040 --> 01:54:06,280 How many of you are staying here? - There are four.. - Yes.. 2212 01:54:07,680 --> 01:54:09,000 Four families.. - What! 2213 01:54:09,280 --> 01:54:10,280 ...in four rooms. 2214 01:54:11,040 --> 01:54:12,480 Four families. 2215 01:54:13,120 --> 01:54:16,280 So, where is your family? - My family.. - Yes.. 2216 01:54:16,360 --> 01:54:20,000 They went out this way and were supposed to return this way. 2217 01:54:20,080 --> 01:54:22,560 Here comes my family, my Wi-Fi. 2218 01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:24,240 Darling! - Wi-Fi? 2219 01:54:25,960 --> 01:54:28,200 Darling, who are they? 2220 01:54:28,280 --> 01:54:30,120 Your girlfriends? - Naughty! 2221 01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:31,720 Oh, my! Look! 2222 01:54:31,760 --> 01:54:34,200 His foreigner wife speaks Bengali! - Forget it! Let's just leave! 2223 01:54:35,240 --> 01:54:36,760 They're in Samarkand. - Yes.. 2224 01:54:36,840 --> 01:54:38,600 Are you telling the truth? - 200 percent. I swear on her.. 2225 01:54:38,640 --> 01:54:40,320 Who exactly did you swear on? - Good day! 2226 01:54:40,360 --> 01:54:41,640 Darling, come inside. 2227 01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:44,160 They are all mad people.. - What the.. 2228 01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:48,040 Hi, girls. - Hello! - Hello! 2229 01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:55,920 Oh, God! 2230 01:54:57,960 --> 01:54:59,320 Enjoying? All good? 2231 01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,880 Wake up. How are you going to talk otherwise? 2232 01:55:02,640 --> 01:55:04,200 I hope you're facing no trouble. 2233 01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:07,800 My brother is a service provider in Thomas Cook. 2234 01:55:08,120 --> 01:55:09,840 You won't face any issues. 2235 01:55:09,880 --> 01:55:11,760 Ask for anything you like. Don't hesitate. 2236 01:55:11,960 --> 01:55:13,040 By the way.. 2237 01:55:13,720 --> 01:55:15,000 Mr. Kumar. - Yes? 2238 01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:16,640 I've heard that you came here 2239 01:55:17,240 --> 01:55:19,400 with Rs. 25 lakhs. - What.. 2240 01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:21,080 That's great. 2241 01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,280 You know, I'm short of money. 2242 01:55:23,320 --> 01:55:25,400 Not much.. Just a thousand dollars. 2243 01:55:25,520 --> 01:55:28,280 Can you lend me some? - There's no money! - No money.. 2244 01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:31,480 Just a second. 2245 01:55:34,680 --> 01:55:35,880 Hello, Anindita. 2246 01:55:36,680 --> 01:55:38,440 Hey.. - Oh.. - I have it.. I have it! 2247 01:55:38,480 --> 01:55:40,000 I said I have it! 2248 01:55:40,720 --> 01:55:41,680 You sure? 2249 01:55:43,080 --> 01:55:44,000 Hand it to him. 2250 01:55:50,640 --> 01:55:51,680 Good. 2251 01:55:53,520 --> 01:55:54,360 Take care. 2252 01:55:54,560 --> 01:55:56,160 I'll come by when I'm cash-strapped. 2253 01:55:56,600 --> 01:55:57,480 Oh, great! 2254 01:55:57,960 --> 01:55:59,080 You all are having vodka, right? 2255 01:55:59,120 --> 01:56:00,640 Yes.. - Actually, it's free here. 2256 01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:03,120 Take care, all of you. Bye! 2257 01:56:08,840 --> 01:56:11,320 Lola, we need your help. - Yes. 2258 01:56:12,200 --> 01:56:15,320 Okay. But I don't understand how. 2259 01:56:15,760 --> 01:56:18,000 I say we should return to India by road. 2260 01:56:18,360 --> 01:56:21,080 Is it remotely nearby? - Babur didn't take a flight, okay? 2261 01:56:21,360 --> 01:56:23,560 Yes, I know but it's really far. 2262 01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:26,640 We have to cross Kazakhstan, Afghanistan and Pakistan. - Yes. 2263 01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:28,680 Taliban won't let us go that far. 2264 01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,840 No.. So, let's just sit here. 2265 01:56:30,920 --> 01:56:33,040 If we stay here, our wives are going to get us. 2266 01:56:33,240 --> 01:56:35,840 If not them, either RAW or the police will get us. 2267 01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:38,080 Moreover, here we have my militant trainer.. 2268 01:56:38,120 --> 01:56:40,720 And I'm Azam Khan, an infamous terrorist. 2269 01:56:40,760 --> 01:56:42,320 Damn it! - There's a way. 2270 01:56:42,440 --> 01:56:43,840 We have to sneak inside that plane somehow. 2271 01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:45,440 What! - Yes. 2272 01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:49,720 You're right. - Yes. 2273 01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:51,600 First, we'll sneak inside the plane. 2274 01:56:52,360 --> 01:56:53,960 Then it's either do or die for us. - True. 2275 01:56:55,360 --> 01:56:56,400 Lola. 2276 01:56:56,960 --> 01:56:59,400 We have to sneak inside that plane. Is it possible? 2277 01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:45,840 He's our country's Home Minister. 2278 01:57:46,480 --> 01:57:48,720 Tonight, at 12 o'clock 2279 01:57:48,840 --> 01:57:51,720 he'll help you guys sneak inside the aircraft. 2280 01:57:52,600 --> 01:57:55,200 But this matter will be unofficial. 2281 01:57:55,240 --> 01:57:58,280 He won't be responsible should you guys get in trouble. 2282 01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:02,400 Thank you, Lola. It's more than enough. 2283 01:58:03,120 --> 01:58:04,360 Thank you. Thank you, gentlemen. 2284 01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:08,240 Can you get us the equipment we need? 2285 01:58:17,400 --> 01:58:19,000 You'll get them. - Thank you. 2286 01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:21,240 This 2287 01:58:21,560 --> 01:58:24,040 is the lower deck, front cargo compartment. 2288 01:58:24,840 --> 01:58:26,360 This is the ring box centre. 2289 01:58:26,760 --> 01:58:29,320 We'll open this chamber. 2290 01:58:30,000 --> 01:58:32,680 From there, we will make it to the cargo compartment. 2291 01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:52,760 You? 2292 01:58:53,880 --> 01:58:55,400 I'm a true Bangladeshi. 2293 01:58:55,760 --> 01:58:58,360 How can I let you all brave trouble on your own? 2294 01:59:19,720 --> 01:59:21,160 Wait.. - I can't get it.. 2295 01:59:21,600 --> 01:59:22,640 That one.. - Hush. 2296 01:59:22,720 --> 01:59:24,680 I'll do it.. - That one! 2297 01:59:24,920 --> 01:59:25,760 That.. - Hey.. 2298 01:59:32,080 --> 01:59:33,600 Hey.. - Hey.. - Hush.. 2299 01:59:33,800 --> 01:59:35,600 What the.. - Pick him up.. - All right.. 2300 01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:37,280 Sit quietly! 2301 01:59:38,960 --> 01:59:40,040 Just sit down! 2302 01:59:41,240 --> 01:59:43,520 Easy.. Careful.. 2303 01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:45,960 Hush! - Hush.. 2304 02:00:08,560 --> 02:00:09,440 Here you go. 2305 02:01:02,800 --> 02:01:03,840 What happened? 2306 02:01:42,160 --> 02:01:42,520 What.. 2307 02:01:43,200 --> 02:01:44,480 Such a weird language. 2308 02:01:46,960 --> 02:01:48,720 I'm going to teach them a lesson. 2309 02:01:50,200 --> 02:01:51,360 Wait.. 2310 02:01:52,640 --> 02:01:53,840 Here, this is a Paan. 2311 02:01:54,160 --> 02:01:56,520 See? I ate it. 2312 02:01:56,600 --> 02:01:57,480 It's very good. 2313 02:01:57,720 --> 02:01:59,680 Yes.. 2314 02:01:59,720 --> 02:02:03,960 Have this.. This is excellent. 2315 02:02:04,040 --> 02:02:06,960 You will get dizzy. 2316 02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:08,960 It is stuffed with a ton of tobacco. 2317 02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:10,400 Yes. 2318 02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:12,280 Go on, eat. 2319 02:02:13,520 --> 02:02:15,920 It's nice, right? 2320 02:02:22,320 --> 02:02:25,400 You may be enjoying it now but you'll repent later. 2321 02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:27,360 Yes.. 2322 02:02:38,160 --> 02:02:40,480 Yes.. 2323 02:02:48,680 --> 02:02:50,240 Go over there and tell me how many they are. 2324 02:02:50,680 --> 02:02:53,240 Go over there and tell me how many they are. 2325 02:02:55,160 --> 02:02:57,880 Hey! Go see how many they are! 2326 02:02:58,000 --> 02:02:59,120 Go see how many they are! 2327 02:03:00,120 --> 02:03:01,720 You go look! - Me? 2328 02:03:01,760 --> 02:03:03,200 M-Me? - Yes. 2329 02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:13,600 Hey, mister.. 2330 02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:17,520 How many 2331 02:03:18,680 --> 02:03:21,760 terrorists are there in this plane? 2332 02:03:23,720 --> 02:03:26,080 Hey, mister, listen. 2333 02:03:26,800 --> 02:03:27,840 In this plane.. 2334 02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:38,960 Kidnap! Hijack! 2335 02:03:39,040 --> 02:03:41,080 Bomb blast! Fire! 2336 02:03:41,160 --> 02:03:43,000 Hey.. - Save me! - Quiet.. 2337 02:03:43,040 --> 02:03:43,880 Quiet! 2338 02:03:46,440 --> 02:03:47,320 Sit down! 2339 02:03:47,880 --> 02:03:49,960 Hush.. - You're fine. - Hush.. 2340 02:03:55,400 --> 02:03:57,360 Where is Mr. Animesh? 2341 02:03:57,520 --> 02:03:58,840 Animesh! - Oh, my God! 2342 02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:00,080 Where did he go.. - Hey.. 2343 02:04:02,320 --> 02:04:03,480 Just sit! 2344 02:04:30,560 --> 02:04:32,240 Hey! What are you doing there? 2345 02:04:32,440 --> 02:04:33,520 Come here! - Beer? 2346 02:04:34,240 --> 02:04:35,640 Beer! I don't want to have beer. 2347 02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:37,880 Not 'beer'. I said 'come here'. 2348 02:04:38,000 --> 02:04:39,560 Come here! - Seer? 2349 02:04:40,120 --> 02:04:42,000 I'm not clairvoyant. I just came out of the toilet. 2350 02:04:42,520 --> 02:04:44,800 Moron! - Come here! - Stop it! 2351 02:04:45,840 --> 02:04:47,200 Stop it! I don't find this funny! 2352 02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:59,480 Who are you? 2353 02:04:59,680 --> 02:05:02,600 I-I'm a Bengali from Kolkata! 2354 02:05:02,880 --> 02:05:04,640 What! - You're really a Bengali? 2355 02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:05,720 Yes. 2356 02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:08,640 I have a seat in this plane. - Seat? 2357 02:05:08,960 --> 02:05:11,680 I've paid for the ticket. - What the.. - Did he now? 2358 02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:14,280 Then why were you carrying a gun? 2359 02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:15,560 There are no bullets in it! 2360 02:05:15,720 --> 02:05:17,760 No bullets! - Oh, God! - There are no bullets in them? 2361 02:05:17,800 --> 02:05:19,480 No! - You rascal.. 2362 02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:22,400 "Let's go, the children of my country.." - Hey! 2363 02:05:22,440 --> 02:05:24,960 Let's go.. - Hey.. 2364 02:05:50,200 --> 02:05:51,200 Oh, my! 2365 02:05:52,000 --> 02:05:53,880 It's the same guy who looks like a fat cat! 2366 02:06:23,560 --> 02:06:24,720 Ma'am, go back to your seat! 2367 02:06:29,040 --> 02:06:30,200 Throw him down there.. 2368 02:06:42,360 --> 02:06:43,680 Come on, a six! 2369 02:06:43,880 --> 02:06:45,240 Have some savouries.. The bag is full.. 2370 02:06:46,920 --> 02:06:48,920 A six! Six! 2371 02:06:50,040 --> 02:06:51,960 Have some savouries.. The bag is full.. 2372 02:06:54,000 --> 02:06:56,400 Watch how I play. - Hush.. 2373 02:06:58,760 --> 02:07:00,000 This is four. 2374 02:07:00,360 --> 02:07:02,880 That is six. Yes? 2375 02:07:04,120 --> 02:07:06,520 Six.. - Hush.. 2376 02:07:06,600 --> 02:07:07,600 I'll show you how you get a six. 2377 02:07:08,040 --> 02:07:09,760 Have some savouries.. The bag is full.. 2378 02:07:13,440 --> 02:07:14,320 Oh.. 2379 02:07:16,200 --> 02:07:17,160 Hi. 2380 02:07:23,240 --> 02:07:24,320 She winked! 2381 02:07:35,200 --> 02:07:36,240 One minute.. 2382 02:07:51,520 --> 02:07:52,400 Hey! 2383 02:07:53,560 --> 02:07:54,680 This is fake. 2384 02:07:54,920 --> 02:07:56,320 This is real. 2385 02:07:57,480 --> 02:07:58,880 Move to the back, Aunt. 2386 02:08:22,760 --> 02:08:24,040 Let me take that.. 2387 02:08:26,160 --> 02:08:28,040 Hey! Do you pray to Krishna? 2388 02:08:28,280 --> 02:08:29,840 My uncle.. - You betrayed your nation for him! 2389 02:08:29,880 --> 02:08:31,120 You'll get beaten up now! - Hey! 2390 02:08:31,680 --> 02:08:33,000 Listen, there are no bullets in the guns out there. 2391 02:08:33,080 --> 02:08:34,880 They are all fake. Let's go for it. 2392 02:08:35,560 --> 02:08:37,320 Shut up! - What happened? 2393 02:08:37,960 --> 02:08:40,720 All hail Mother India.. - All hail Mother India.. 2394 02:08:45,840 --> 02:08:46,680 Leave. 2395 02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:50,280 Please leave. - Hush.. 2396 02:08:50,880 --> 02:08:53,320 Hush.. Leave. 2397 02:08:53,560 --> 02:08:55,760 Slowly.. - Hush.. - Aunt.. 2398 02:08:55,800 --> 02:08:58,560 Go on.. - Hush.. - Go on.. 2399 02:09:01,560 --> 02:09:03,200 Hush.. 2400 02:09:09,720 --> 02:09:11,400 Leave.. 2401 02:09:12,840 --> 02:09:13,760 You.. 2402 02:09:21,560 --> 02:09:22,440 Leave quietly. 2403 02:09:36,080 --> 02:09:36,960 Kumar! 2404 02:09:43,760 --> 02:09:44,800 Oh, God! 2405 02:09:58,920 --> 02:10:00,240 You're out of bullets. 2406 02:10:02,160 --> 02:10:03,400 Hey! Hold it! 2407 02:10:03,760 --> 02:10:04,800 Give me the gun! 2408 02:10:05,600 --> 02:10:06,960 And about turn.. 2409 02:10:07,320 --> 02:10:11,160 And right! And left! 2410 02:10:13,000 --> 02:10:14,000 Right. - Left! 2411 02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:15,400 Right. - Left! 2412 02:10:34,800 --> 02:10:37,440 The rescued passengers in the hijacked plane 2413 02:10:37,640 --> 02:10:40,200 along with Kumar Rai, Bijan Chirimar, Azam Khan 2414 02:10:40,360 --> 02:10:43,400 and retired flight lieutenant, Animesh Chakladar 2415 02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:45,040 have arrived at Kolkata Airport. 2416 02:10:45,320 --> 02:10:47,080 They are accompanied by Lola 2417 02:10:47,240 --> 02:10:51,160 who sustained gunshot wounds during the operation. 2418 02:10:51,360 --> 02:10:52,760 The West Bengal Chief Minister has announced.. - Thank you.. 2419 02:10:52,960 --> 02:10:57,280 ...that the state government will bear Lola's medical expenses. 2420 02:11:00,960 --> 02:11:02,960 Aren't you the owner of.. 2421 02:11:03,000 --> 02:11:03,920 You're mistaken. 2422 02:11:05,480 --> 02:11:06,440 I'm Rajatabha Dutta. 2423 02:11:06,600 --> 02:11:07,600 I'm an actor. - Oh.. 2424 02:11:08,520 --> 02:11:09,840 Did he say he's an artiste? 2425 02:11:10,120 --> 02:11:12,320 Nephew! - Yes? - Hey. 2426 02:11:14,280 --> 02:11:17,480 'In my heart..' - Yes? - '...she dances..' 2427 02:11:19,720 --> 02:11:22,120 You could have told me that before. - Tell you what? 2428 02:11:22,160 --> 02:11:23,200 That you work for RAW. 2429 02:11:23,320 --> 02:11:24,560 What! - RAW! 2430 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:27,040 RAW! - Oh, RAW! - RAW.. 2431 02:11:27,200 --> 02:11:28,440 You should've said so.. 2432 02:11:28,960 --> 02:11:30,200 That's why a guy should have two wives. 2433 02:11:30,280 --> 02:11:31,960 Okay! Did you hear that? That's why.. - Okay.. 2434 02:11:32,040 --> 02:11:34,960 From now on, you and I will stay together.. - Yes.. 2435 02:11:35,040 --> 02:11:38,200 I hope you don't have any more.. - What? - Wives! 2436 02:11:38,240 --> 02:11:40,400 Well? - Well, I might.. - What.. 2437 02:11:40,480 --> 02:11:42,920 I'm a RAW agent after all. - Oh, God.. 2438 02:11:45,400 --> 02:11:48,280 Wow, I love displaying affection in public.. 2439 02:11:50,280 --> 02:11:53,040 "When we got into the flight for an enjoyable vacation" 2440 02:11:53,200 --> 02:11:55,760 "we got into an unwanted mess." 2441 02:11:55,960 --> 02:11:58,320 "Please save me, God!" 2442 02:11:58,480 --> 02:12:00,880 "I'm in big trouble today." 2443 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:04,120 "Grave danger looms over us." 2444 02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:06,760 "It feels like we're going to be in a fix." 2445 02:12:06,840 --> 02:12:09,200 "People are looking for us." 2446 02:12:09,280 --> 02:12:11,600 "We're in trouble for no fault of our own." 2447 02:12:11,680 --> 02:12:14,400 "We don't have any other option" 2448 02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:16,960 "to get out of this mess." 2449 02:12:17,200 --> 02:12:19,640 "Our lives have been ruined." 2450 02:12:19,680 --> 02:12:21,920 "That's why we.." 2451 02:12:23,000 --> 02:12:25,840 "Run.." 2452 02:12:25,880 --> 02:12:28,560 "Run.." 2453 02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:31,320 "Run.." 2454 02:12:31,400 --> 02:12:34,080 "Run.." 2455 02:12:34,120 --> 02:12:36,800 "Run.." 2456 02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:39,560 "Run.." 2457 02:12:39,640 --> 02:12:42,360 "Run.." 2458 02:12:42,440 --> 02:12:45,360 "Run.." 2459 02:12:56,280 --> 02:12:58,960 "We were out to have some fun" 2460 02:12:59,120 --> 02:13:01,440 "but we landed in great trouble instead." 2461 02:13:01,600 --> 02:13:07,120 "We won't make this mistake ever again.." 2462 02:13:07,480 --> 02:13:09,960 "We've had enough. No more, please." 2463 02:13:10,160 --> 02:13:12,560 "Now, we want some peace." 2464 02:13:12,720 --> 02:13:16,440 "We won't do any mischief ever again. We'll stay clean." 2465 02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:20,680 "We don't have any other option" 2466 02:13:20,840 --> 02:13:23,480 "to get out of this mess." 2467 02:13:23,680 --> 02:13:26,040 "Our lives have been ruined." 2468 02:13:26,160 --> 02:13:28,120 "That's why we.." 2469 02:13:29,440 --> 02:13:32,040 "Run.." 2470 02:13:32,160 --> 02:13:34,800 "Run.." 2471 02:13:34,880 --> 02:13:37,600 "Run.." 2472 02:13:37,680 --> 02:13:40,320 "Run.." 2473 02:13:40,400 --> 02:13:43,120 "Run.." 2474 02:13:43,240 --> 02:13:45,800 "Run.." 2475 02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:48,640 "Run.." 2476 02:13:48,720 --> 02:13:51,320 "Run.." 2477 02:14:02,600 --> 02:14:05,160 "We're looking for Aladdin's Genie." 2478 02:14:05,400 --> 02:14:07,920 "We're in big trouble today." 2479 02:14:08,200 --> 02:14:11,560 "When will we get out of this mess? Tell us." 2480 02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:16,120 "We're in big trouble." 2481 02:14:16,480 --> 02:14:18,960 "We want Milkha Singh's strength." 2482 02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:22,800 "Don't think and just keep on running." 2483 02:14:24,400 --> 02:14:27,080 "We don't have any other option" 2484 02:14:27,280 --> 02:14:29,720 "to get out of this mess." 2485 02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:32,320 "Our lives have been ruined." 2486 02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:35,600 "That's why we.." 2487 02:14:35,640 --> 02:14:38,440 "Run.." 2488 02:14:38,480 --> 02:14:41,120 "Run.." 2489 02:14:41,240 --> 02:14:43,840 "Run.." 2490 02:14:43,920 --> 02:14:46,640 "Run.." 2491 02:14:46,720 --> 02:14:49,400 "Run.." 2492 02:14:49,480 --> 02:14:52,160 "Run.." 2493 02:14:52,240 --> 02:14:54,920 "Run.." 2494 02:14:55,000 --> 02:14:58,280 "Run.." 183324

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