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[ Man ]ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!
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♪ 'CAUSE WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY ♪
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♪ ROCKIN' THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ YEAH, WE GOT A LITTLE OL' CONVOY ♪
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♪ AIN'T SHE A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT ♪
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♪ COME ON AND JOIN OUR CONVOY ♪
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♪ AIN'T NOTHIN' GONNA GET IN OUR WAY ♪
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♪ WE GONNA ROLL THIS TRUCKIN' CONVOY ♪
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♪ 'CROSS THE U.S.A. ♪
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♪ CONVOY ♪♪[ Man #1 On Radio ] BREAKER,BREAKER. THIS HERE'S THE DUCK.
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AND, UH, YOU WANNABACK OFF OF THEM HOGS?
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[ Man #2 ]UH, 10-4. 'BOUT FIVE MILESOR SO. TEN, ROGER.
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[ Bell Dinging ]
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HMM. I BETTER CHECK
THE FLUID LEVELS.
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WE'RE OKAY ON COKE SYRUP.
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OH, MAN. COME ON!
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[ Explosion ]
COMIN' THROUGH!
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[ Unzips Fly ]
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[ Fry ]OKAY. YEAH. MMM!
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WHAT'S THAT BLACK CRACKER?
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[ Crunches ]
A TOMATO.
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA EAT A SANDWICH
FROM A TRUCK-STOP MEN'S ROOM,
ARE YOU?
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EHH, WHAT'S THE WORST THING
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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UGH! IT'S LIKE
A PARTY IN MY MOUTH,
AND EVERYONE'S THROWING UP.
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LOOKIE THERE. IT'S ONE OF THEM
THINGS LIKE ON OUR MUD FLAPS.
YOSEMITE SAM?
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STANDS BACK.
I'M GONNA PUTS MY MOVES ON HER.
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WHOA-OH-OH-OHS!
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THAT JERK! NO ONE HOOTS AT MY
CAPTAIN UNLESS THEY'RE PREPARED
TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
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FRY, PLEASE. THAT'S SWEET,
BUT I'D RATHER NOT EVEN DIGNIFY
THEM WITH AN ASS-WHUPPING.
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YO, SEXY MAMA.
LET'S GET BUSY AND FREAKY,
IN THAT ORDER.
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HEY, JUMBO! HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE IT IF LEELA SAID
YOU WERE SEXY...
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AND SHE WANTED TO
MAKE LOVE WITH YOU?
EH, I GOTS FIVE MINUTES.
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SHE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD
FOR A TRUCK-STOP CHICK.
[ Both Laughing ]
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
SHE DOES NOT LOOK GOOD
FOR A TRUCK-STOP CHICK!
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[ Laughing
Continues ]
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
SHE DON'T GOTS ENOUGH MEAT
FOR A GUY LIKE ME.
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SHE DOES TOO! SHE'S LOADED
WITH MEAT. SHE'S GOT MORE
MEAT THAN A COW. OW!
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AH! MORE MEAT THAN A COW!
[ Laughing ]
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[ Sighs ]
I JUST CAN'T PLEASE LEELA
NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
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I JUST WANT HER
TO LIKE ME.
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS HOPE.
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[ Boisterous Laugh ]
COME ON. WE GOTTA GO FIX
THE PLASMA-FUSION BOILER.
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- WHO ARE YOU?
- SCRUFFY, A JANITOR.
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- WHY AREN'T YOU
FIXING THE BOILER?
- SCHEDULE CONFLICT.
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THERE. FIXED FOREVER.
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[ Both Gasp ]
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SCRUFFY'S GONNA DIE
THE WAY HE LIVED.
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[ Both Scream ]
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[ Scruffy ] OH, MARMALADE!
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AHH, THE HYPOCHONDRIAC'S BACK.
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- SO WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?
- WELL, MY LEAD PIPE
HURTS A LITTLE.
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- THAT'S NORMAL. NEXT PATIENT!
- [ Sawing, Clanking ]
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HMM.
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[ All Exclaiming ]
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- HE'S A WITCH!
- FRY, DID YOU EAT ANYTHING
UNUSUAL RECENTLY?
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NO.
WHAT ABOUT THAT BATHROOM
EGG SALAD FROM THE TRUCK STOP?
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- I'VE HAD BETTER.
- EGG SALAD? HMM.
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ZOIDBERG WILL HAVE TO EXAMINE
YOUR GASTROINTESTINAL TRACT.
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COME, EVERYONE.
GIVE FRY SOME PRIVACY.
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IF YOU CAN'T SEE WELL ENOUGH
THROUGH THE TWO-WAY MIRROR,
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THERE'LL BE A CLOSE-UP
ON THIS VIDEO SCREEN.
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[ Beeping, Engine Revving ]
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HMM. WE'LL NEED TO HAVE
A LOOK INSIDE YOU
WITH THIS CAMERA.
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GUESS AGAIN.
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AH, UM, UM!
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GROSS!
GO, MAN, GO!
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WATCH FOR ANY
SUBTLE IRREGULARITY
IN FRY'S BOWEL.
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[ Amy ]OOH! [ Bender ] WOW!
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IT'S GORGEOUS. THAT PLACEUSED TO BE A BIG DUMP.
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[ Bender ] WOW![ Amy ]WORMS?
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EW! PUKE-A-TRONIC!
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SO THE EGGS IN THAT
EGG SALAD SANDWICH WERE--
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CORRECT! WORM EGGS.
AND THE MAYONNAISE WAS
PROBABLY NONE TOO FRESH EITHER.
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IT'S NAUSEATIN', MON!
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IS THERE NO WAY TO GET RID
OF THE DISGUSTING MAGGOTS?
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ONLY ONE. WE'LL HAVE TO TRAVEL DEEP INSIDE FRY...
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IN THIS!
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SHOTGUN!
SHOTGUN! AWW!
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[ Farnsworth ]IN EACH GASTRO-SURVIVAL KIT,
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YOU'LL FIND A RAIN SLICKER, A DISPOSABLE FUN CAMERA...
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AND SOMETHING TO PROTECT YOUAGAINST BACTERIA: A HARPOON.
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YO, OLD GUY.
WHY DO WE HAVE TO USE
THOSE TINY MICRO-DROIDS?
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CAN'T YOU JUST
SHRINK US?
OH, MY, NO.
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THAT WOULD REQUIRE EXTREMELY
TINY ATOMS, AND HAVE YOU
PRICED THOSE LATELY?
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I'M NOT MADE OF MONEY.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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ME NEXT!
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[ Beeping ]
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OH!
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"ANYHOO," YOUR NET SUITS
WILL LET YOU EXPERIENCE...
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FRY'S WORM-INFESTED BOWELS...
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AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY
WRIGGLING THROUGH THEM.
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THERE'S NO PART OF
THAT SENTENCE I DIDN'T LIKE.
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[ Farnsworth ]IS EVERYONE PRESENT?
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WE'RE ALL HERE.
AYE, AYE.
DEFINITELY.
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HERE'S THE PLAN.
WE'LL ENTER THE EAR,
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DRIP DOWN
THE BACK OF THE THROAT,
AND MAKE FOR THE BOWEL.
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THERE, WE'LL IRRITATE
THE PELVIC SPLANCHNIC GANGLION
AND CAUSE AN INTESTINAL SPASM,
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EXPELLING,
AMONG OTHER THINGS,
THE PARASITES.
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I'LL TELL FRY TO WASH OUT,
AMONG OTHER THINGS, HIS EAR.
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NO! FRY CAN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE MISSION.
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IF HE FINDS OUT,
THE WORMS WILL TRY
TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
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THEY KNOW EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
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THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE
ICE CREAM SOUP?
LEELA,
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YOUR ROLE IS TO DISTRACT FRY,
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SO HE DOESN'T NOTICE
WHAT WE'RE UP TO.
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CAN DO!
LEELA, YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY
A FACIAL SCRUB FOR YOUR PORES.
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AAH!
[ Thudding ]
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LOOK! A STARLING!
REALLY?
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SHH. BE VERY QUIET.
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WE'RE IN THE EAR.
OKAY, PROFESSOR.
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- [ Loudly ] WHAT?
- WHAT ABOUT WHAT?
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UH, WHAT IF WE GO
FOR A WALK, POSSIBLY,
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BECAUSE IT'S SUCH
A LOVELY DAY, PERHAPS.
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I'D LOVE TO.
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[ All Screaming ]
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- WE GOTTA GET SOMEPLACE WHERE
HE WON'T STICK HIS FINGER.
- IT'S HOPELESS! ABANDON SHIP!
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WAIT! WE JUST HAVE
TO GET PAST THE EARDRUM!
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[ Hermes ]WHAT ARE THOSE WORMSDOING TO FRY'S BRAIN?
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[ Farnsworth ] THEY'RE GIVING IT A COMPLETE TUNE-UP.
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A CURSORY GLANCE WOULD
SUGGEST THEY'VE DOUBLED
HIS THINKING POWER.
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MY GOD! SOON HE'LL
BE SMARTER THAN CHER.
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AH, THE SCENT OF A ROSE.
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CURIOUS HOW AN AROMATIC CHAIN
OF HYDROCARBONS CAN EVOKE OUR
DEEPEST EMOTIONS. FOR YOU.
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THAT'S SUCH
A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT, FRY.
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AND WHAT'S MORE AMAZING,
YOU EXPRESSED IT WITHOUT
SPEWING CRUMBS AT ME.
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BRACE YOURSELVES, EVERYONE.
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WE'RE ENTERING THE INTERIOR
OF FRY'S NOSE.
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WE'RE AT FINGER ALERT FIVE.
[ Alarm Blaring ]
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LET'S JUST PRAY
NOTHING STIMULATES
THE DELICATE SMELL RECEPTORS.
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[ Whispers ]
NOBODY MAKE A SMELL.
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-[ Sniffing Deeply ]
- [ All Screaming ]
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QUICK! WE CAN ESCAPE
THROUGH THAT NASAL CAPILLARY
INTO THE SINUS.
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STRANGE. USUALLY YOUDON'T KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT HUMAN ANATOMY.
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I LEARNED IT FROM
A DECONGESTANT COMMERCIAL.
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"SOOTHING ACTION,
ACTION, ACTION, ACTION."
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- [ Panicked Shouts ]
- [ Rhythmic Beating ]
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WHERE ARE WE, THE ASS?
WE'RE IN THE HEART,
BETTER KNOWN AS THE LOVE MUSCLE.
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- WHERE THE FOOD IS DIGESTED.
- WE SHOULD BE SAFE,
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JUST SO LONG AS NOTHING
MAKES IT BEAT FASTER.
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[ Rapid Beating ]
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- ABANDON SHIP!
- NO! SET COURSE FOR THAT
CHOLESTEROL-ENCRUSTED VALVE.
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IT'S GOOD CHOLESTEROL, BUT IT
SPREADS LIKE BAD CHOLESTEROL.
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[ Gobbling ]
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♪♪ [ Jazz Pop ]
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[ Amy ] LOOK, THEY'RE JAZZERCISING FRY'S MUSCLES.
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HE'LL BE AS STRONG AND FLEXIBLE
AS GUMBY AND HERCULES COMBINED.
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GUMBERCULES?
I LOVE THAT GUY.
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[ Disgusted Groan ]
IT'S THAT JERK
FROM THE TRUCK STOP.
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LET'S CROSS THE STREET
AND TRY TO BLEND IN
WITH THAT CROWD OF PIMPS.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
SIR, I BELIEVE YOU OWE
THIS LADY AN APOLOGY.
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FRY, NO! HE'S BULGING
WITH WHAT COULD BE MUSCLES.
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OOH!
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I GOTS YOUR APOLOGIES
RIGHT HERES.
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[ Grunting, Groaning ]
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SORRYS, MA'AM. I'VE LEARNSED
A LESSON ABOUT NOT OGLING CANS
THAT I WON'T SOONS FORGETS.
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AHH, THE STOMACH--
SCENIC GATEWAY TO THE BOWEL.
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[ Siren Blaring ]
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ABANDON SHIP!
[ Straining ]
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NO! DON'T GIVE UP NOW.
WE'RE BUT A STONE'S THROW
FROM THE PYLORIC SPHINCTER.
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[ Thudding ]
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[ All Cheering ] [ Hermes ] WE MADE IT!
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THERE IT IS,
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THE STATELY CAPITOL
OF FRY'S BOWEL--
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A HEAVILY GUARDED FORTRESS
SURROUNDING THE PELVIC
SPLANCHNIC GANGLION.
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I'VE HEARD OF THAT.
WHO SAID I HAVEN'T?
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IF WE CAN STIMULATE THAT NERVE,
THE BOWEL WILL CONVULSE,
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EXPELLING THE ENTIRE
WORM SOCIETY.
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE WORMS
IN THE OTHER PARTS OF HIS BODY?
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LISTEN, THIS IS GONNA BE
ONE HELL OF A BOWEL MOVEMENT.
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AFTERWARDS, HE'LL BE LUCKY
IF HE HAS ANY BONES LEFT.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SMOOSH SOME WORMS!
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WORMS TO BATTLE STATIONS!
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[ Hooting ]
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I HAD A GREAT TIME TODAY--
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THE FLOWERS, THE PUDDLE,
THE WAY YOU HURT THAT GUY.
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- BUT CAN I "AX" YOU SOMETHING?
- ANYTHING.
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- WHY DID YOU DO ALL THAT STUFF?
- [ Sighs ]
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LEELA, THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE WANTED TO TELL YOU
FOR A LONG TIME,
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BUT EVERY TIME I TRY, I GET
NERVOUS AND MY MOUTH FEELS LIKE
IT'S STUFFED WITH PEANUT BUTTER,
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- EVEN WHEN IT'S NOT.
- WHAT IS IT?
IS IT ABOUT BENDER?
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- NO, IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME.
- AND BENDER?
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BENDER'S NOT INVOLVED.
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LEELA, I LOVE YOU.
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- YOU DO?
- YES.
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BUT IT'S ONLY RECENTLY THAT
I'VE BEEN ABLE TO ARTICULATE
MY THOUGHTS.
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I LOVE YOU, LEELA,
AND I ALWAYS HAVE.
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FRY, THAT'S THE SWEETEST,
MOST WONDERFUL-- WAIT.
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RECENTLY?
LIKE SINCE YOU ATE
THAT TOILET SANDWICH?
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YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT MY LIFE REALLY
TURNED AROUND THAT DAY.
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STAY HERE.
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[ Sighs ]
FRESHEN YOUR NARCOTINA?
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PLEASE. I NEED SOMETHING
TO SETTLE MY STOMACH.
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[ Gunfire ]
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THE NERVE IS THROUGH HERE.
WHERE'S ZOIDBERG?
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YIPPEE-KI-YAY!
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS
WHERE I'VE BEEN!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Bender ] ONE, TWO, THREE! [ Banging ]
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OOH!
THERE IT IS!
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THE PELVIC
SPLANCHNIC GANGLION.
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TICKLE IT, THEN GET READY
FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIVES.
201
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,866
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT
TICKLING THAT GANGLION.
202
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:57,134
[ Farnsworth ]LEELA!YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO HELP.
203
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:02,022
IF WE DON'T GET RID OF
THE WORMS NOW, THEY'LL BURROW
SO DEEP INTO THE BOWEL...
204
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:06,010
THAT NOT EVEN
HERMES' FAMOUS JERK PRUNES
COULD DISLODGE THEM.
205
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:10,698
- I CALL IT CARIBBEAN DRANO.
- FRY WILL BE STUCK
WITH THE WORMS FOREVER.
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00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:13,084
PERFECT. HAAH!
OH, OH!
207
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,304
- [ Leela Grunting ]
- [ Zoidberg ] OUCH!
208
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,975
[ All Shouting ]
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00:14:23,713 --> 00:14:27,565
[ Shouting Stops ]
[ Amy ]
OH! I'M OKAY.
210
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,786
LEELA, YOU IGNORANT DOPE!
NOW THE WORMS WILL
BE IN FRY FOREVER.
211
00:14:31,855 --> 00:14:35,756
SO? DID YOU EVER
STOP TO THINK THAT FRY
IS BETTER OFF WITH WORMS?
212
00:14:35,825 --> 00:14:38,042
OH, THAT'S STUPID!
213
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:43,330
IF ANYONE WANTS TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
I'LL BE IN THE LOUNGE.
214
00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:49,469
OF ALL THE PARASITESI'VE HAD OVER THE YEARS,THESE WORMS ARE AMONG THE--
215
00:14:49,538 --> 00:14:54,275
HELL, THEY ARE THE BEST!
LEELA, HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU
FOR SAVING THEM?
216
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:56,511
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
217
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,999
[ British Accent ]
HELLO! WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
218
00:15:03,052 --> 00:15:06,620
APARTMENT ONE-I.
THE OLD ME WOULD'VE
MADE A JOKE ABOUT THAT.
219
00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:10,291
I SHOULD WARN YOU.
IT'S A LITTLE
UNDER-FURNISHED.
220
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,826
I'M THINKING OF HAVING A WINDOW INSTALLED.
221
00:15:12,895 --> 00:15:15,096
I THINK THE VIEW'S
PERFECT ALREADY.
222
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:19,650
OH, THAT'S THE CORNIEST THING
I'VE EVER HEARD.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE BEDROOM.
223
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:22,119
WAIT. IN A MINUTE.
224
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:24,656
A HOLOPHONOR?
225
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:29,243
ONLY A FEW PEOPLE IN THE
WHOLE UNIVERSE CAN PLAY THAT,
AND THEY'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT.
226
00:15:29,312 --> 00:15:32,080
THEY DON'T HAVE YOU
TO INSPIRE THEM.
227
00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,649
♪♪ [ Orchestral ]
228
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♪♪ [ Continues ]
229
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,649
[ Both Moaning Pleasurably ]
230
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:29,720
I DON'T HAVE WORDS TO SAY
HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE, FRY.
231
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,357
I HAVEN'T FELT THIS HAPPY
SINCE DOUBLE-SOUP TUESDAY
AT THE ORPHANARIUM.
232
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,910
WHEN I'M WITH YOU,
EVERY DAY SEEMS LIKE
DOUBLE-SOUP TUESDAY.
233
00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:41,032
OH, FRY.
I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE BECOME.
234
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,300
WHAT I'VE BECOME.
235
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,353
[ Sighs ]
WHAT IS IT?
236
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,972
THERE'S JUST SOMETHING
I HAVE TO FIND OUT.
237
00:16:53,062 --> 00:16:56,013
[ Beeping ]
238
00:17:05,641 --> 00:17:08,793
WHO CONTROLS THIS BOWEL?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
239
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,579
[ Worms Gasping ]
240
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:16,634
I AM THE LORD MAYOR
OF COLOGNE.
241
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,919
- YOU MEAN "COLON"?
- STATE YOUR BUSINESS.
242
00:17:18,988 --> 00:17:21,522
YOUR EXCELLENCY,
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
243
00:17:21,591 --> 00:17:24,408
NO. I THOUGHT I WAS ONCE,
BUT THEN I REMEMBERED...
244
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,311
OUR SPECIES REPRODUCES
WITH A CLOUD OF SPORES.
245
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,830
WELL, A WONDERFUL GIRL
LOVES ME,
246
00:17:29,899 --> 00:17:34,301
BUT I NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S
REALLY ME SHE LOVES, OR JUST
WHAT YOU WORMS HAVE MADE OF ME.
247
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:37,271
THAT'S WHY,
WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
I'M ASKING YOU TO LEAVE.
248
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,291
LISTEN, YOU!
I WAS BORN HERE.
249
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,759
I RAISED A CLOUD
OF CHILDREN HERE.
250
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:46,264
MY ANCESTORS CAME OVER HERE
ON THE SANDWICH.
251
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,033
NO ONE CAN MAKE ME LEAVE.
252
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,886
- HAAH! HMM?
- HUUH!
253
00:17:51,955 --> 00:17:53,954
[ Both Grunting ]
254
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,025
[ Bell Dings ]
255
00:18:05,951 --> 00:18:08,219
[ Electric Crackling ]
256
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,155
[ Bell Dings ]
257
00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,868
[ Disgruntled Shouts ]
258
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:27,188
EVERYONE OUT OF MY BODY,
OR THE BRAIN GETS IT!
259
00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:31,208
HE'S BLUFFING.
NO CREATURE WOULD WILLINGLY
MAKE AN IDIOT OUT OF ITSELF.
260
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,311
OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER
BEEN IN LOVE. HUUH!
261
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,830
[ Panicked Shouts ]
262
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:43,304
HUUH! OW! HUUH! OW!
HUUH! OW!
263
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,823
[ All Exclaiming ]
264
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,309
AND NOW,
THE HAND-EYE COORDINATION LOBE.
265
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,377
WAAH! WAAH!
[ Babbling ]
266
00:18:50,446 --> 00:18:53,463
[ Scattered Shouts ]
NO! STOP THAT! STOP IT, MAN!
267
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:56,083
[ Grunting ]
268
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:58,085
[ Gasps ]
269
00:18:58,153 --> 00:19:00,338
YOU'VE DAMAGED YOUR BRAIN,
UNIVERSE--
270
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:04,608
BUT NO MORE THAN
A WEEK OF BINGE DRINKING
OR FIVE MINUTES ON A CELL PHONE.
271
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:10,130
I WAS JUST WORKING MY WAY TOWARD
THE MEDULLA OBLONGATA, CONTROL
CENTER OF THE HEART AND LUNGS.
272
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:12,682
AND IF I KILL MYSELF,
YOU DIE WITH ME.
273
00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:15,553
NO!
STOP!
WAIT A MINUTE, MAN!
274
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:19,606
I HOPE SATAN HAS A NICE COLON,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE
GONNA BE LIVING!
275
00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:28,149
STOP! WE'LL LEAVE.
276
00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:32,403
BUT ONE DAY YOU'LL BE EATIN'
A FAST-FOOD BURGER AND BOOM!
277
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,604
YOU'LL BE CRAWLIN'
WITH US AGAIN.
278
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:38,075
EVER WONDER WHAT MAKES
"SPECIAL SAUCE" SO SPECIAL?
279
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,777
YO.
280
00:19:50,073 --> 00:19:52,073
[ Snoring ]
281
00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:01,532
FRY! I MISSED YOU.
DID YOU FIND OUT WHAT
YOU NEEDED TO FIND OUT?
282
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,719
I'M ABOUT TO.
LEELA, LET ME PLAY FOR YOU
ONE MORE TIME.
283
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,571
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'M STILL SEDUCED FROM BEFORE.
284
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,074
PLEASE.
IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.
285
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:12,143
♪♪ [ Eerie ]
286
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,763
[ Groaning ]
287
00:20:23,339 --> 00:20:25,556
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
I DON'T KNOW.
288
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,191
I GOT NERVOUS,
AND I STARTED THINKING
ABOUT NECK BOLTS.
289
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,346
WOW! DID YOU SEE
THAT VASE BREAK?
IT WAS ALL, LIKE--
290
00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,465
[ Imitating Explosions ]
291
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,335
- WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?
- NOTHING.
I GOT RID OF THE WORMS.
292
00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:41,038
- WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
- LEELA, I HAD WORMS.
293
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:43,807
I NEEDED TO KNOW
WHO YOU LOVED,
ME OR THEM.
294
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,660
WELL, WHICH OF YOU
WROTE ME THAT SONNET?
295
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:49,579
I DID! I THINK.
IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT 50-50.
296
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:52,049
BUT THAT'S HOW I REALLY
FELT ABOUT YOU, I SWEAR.
297
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,201
[ Sighs ]
I DON'T KNOW.
298
00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:57,187
PLEASE, GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO BE ROMANTIC ON MY OWN.
299
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,340
I'VE GOT A BAGGIE
OF MASSAGE OIL, AND I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU MY SUPER BACK RUB,
300
00:21:00,409 --> 00:21:03,260
JUST LIKE I USED
TO GIVE AMY WHEN I WAS
GOING OUT WITH HER,
301
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:05,479
AND SHE ALWAYS SEEMED TO--
UH-OH.
302
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:13,520
[ Sighs ]
SORRY YOU STRUCK OUT,
SAUSAGE LINK.
303
00:21:13,589 --> 00:21:16,590
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
MY LIFE IS GREAT.
304
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,925
BABES, BUCKS--
I GOT IT ALL.
305
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:23,280
WELL, AT LEAST I LEARNED
LEELA'S A LOST CAUSE. I GIVE UP.
306
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:26,466
THERE YA GO!
[ Yawns ]
GOOD NIGHT.
307
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,403
I GOTTA GET UP EARLY
TO GO PARASAILING
WITH MOVIE STARS.
308
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,665
♪♪ [ Orchestral ]
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