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SPACE.
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IT SEEMS
TO GO ON AND ON FOREVER
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BUT THEN YOU GET TO THE END
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AND A GORILLA STARTS
THROWING BARRELS AT YOU.
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AND THAT'S
HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME.
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YOU STINK, LOSER.
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HEY, FRY!
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PIZZA GOING OUT.
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COME ON!
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[ Sighs ]
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TSK, TSK, TSK.
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[ Revelers Shouting, Laughing ]
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MICHELLE, BABY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
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IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, FRY.
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I PUT YOUR STUFF OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK!
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I HATE MY LIFE,
I HATE MY LIFE, I HATE MY LIFE.
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[ Distant Laughter ]
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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HELLO!
PIZZA DELIVERY!
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FOR, UH...
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"I.C. WIENER"?
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OH, CRUD.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT
BY THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
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I'D BE THE ONE
MAKING THE CRANK CALLS.
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HERE'S TO ANOTHER
LOUSY MILLENNIUM.
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[ Crowd ]
TEN!
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NEUF!
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OTTO!
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SABAA!
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EKSI!
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WU!
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CHAAR!
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THATHU!
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NI!
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ONE!
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[ Screams ]
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WHAT TH--
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[ Gasping ]
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[ Groaning ]
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WHEW.
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[ Gasps ]
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MY GOD.
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IT'S THE FUTURE.
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MY PARENTS.
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MY COWORKERS.
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MY GIRLFRIEND.
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I'LL NEVER SEE
ANY OF THEM AGAIN.
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YA-HOO!
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[ Spooky Tremolo ]
WELCOME!
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TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO SAY IT THAT WAY?
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HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A
LITTLE THING CALLED SHOWMANSHIP?
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[ Tremolo ]
COME! YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!
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HAVE A NICE FUTURE.
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COOL. JUST LIKE IN STAR TREK.
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OH!
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GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR.
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MMM...
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[ Gasps ]
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NAME?
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UH... FRY.
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I'M LEELA.
NOW, IT'S NEW YEAR'S EVE
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SO I'D LIKE TO DECIDE
YOUR FATE QUICKLY
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
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AS LONG AS IT'S NOT
ABOUT MY EYE.
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UH...
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IS IT ABOUT MY EYE?
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SORT OF.
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[ Sighs ]
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JUST ASK THE QUESTION.
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WHAT'S WITH THE EYE?
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I'M AN ALIEN,
ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S DROP
THE SUBJECT.
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COOL. AN ALIEN.
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HAS YOUR RACE TAKEN
OVER THE EARTH?
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NO. I JUST WORK HERE.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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IS THAT BLIMP
ACCURATE?
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YUP. IT'S
DECEMBER 31, 2999.
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MY GOD.
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A MILLION YEARS.
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I'M SURE THIS MUST
BE VERY UPSETTING FOR YOU.
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YOU KNOW, I GUESS
IT SHOULD BE
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BUT ACTUALLY I'M GLAD.
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I HAD NOTHING TO LIVE
FOR IN MY OLD LIFE.
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I WAS BROKE,
I HAD A HUMILIATING JOB
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AND I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT
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MY GIRLFRIEND
MIGHT BE CHEATING ON ME.
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WELL, AT LEAST HERE
YOU'LL BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY.
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NOW, STRIP NAKED AND GET
ON THE PROBULATOR.
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OOH!
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INTERESTING.
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YOUR DNA TEST SHOWS
ONE LIVING RELATIVE.
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HE'S YOUR GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
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GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-
GREAT-GREAT NEPHEW.
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THAT'S GREAT. WHAT'S
THE LITTLE GUY'S NAME?
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PROFESSOR HUBERT FARNSWORTH.
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EW.
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YOU KNOW, I'M THE LUCKIEST
GUY IN THE WHOLE FUTURE.
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I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE
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AND THIS TIME, I'M NOT GOING
TO BE A TOTAL LOSER.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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YOUR PERMANENT
CAREER ASSIGNMENT.
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DELIVERY BOY?
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NO! NOT AGAIN.
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PLEASE, ANYTHING ELSE.
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TAKE YOUR HANDS
OFF ME.
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YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
THE JOB YOU'RE BEST AT
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JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
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WHAT IF I REFUSE?
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- THEN YOU'LL BE FIRED.
- FINE.
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OUT OF A CANNON
INTO THE SUN.
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- BUT I DON'T LIKE
BEING A DELIVERY BOY.
- WELL, THAT'S TOUGH.
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LOTS OF PEOPLE
DON'T LIKE THEIR JOBS
BUT WE DO THEM ANYWAY.
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"YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO."
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NOW HOLD OUT YOUR HAND.
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I'M GOING TO IMPLANT
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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IT'LL PERMANENTLY LABEL YOU
AS A DELIVERY BOY.
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KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME.
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HOLD STILL, DAMN IT!
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I DON'T HAVE
GOOD DEPTH PERCEPTION.
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YOU'VE GOT TO THE COUNT OF FIVE
TO LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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ONE...
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SEE YOU IN A THOUSAND YEARS.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Sighs ]
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YOU OWE ME ONE.
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[ Grunts ]
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WHOA.
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RADIO CITY MUTANT HALL.
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COOL.
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UH, CROSS-TOWN EXPRESS.
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[ Shrieks ]
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[ Fry ]
WHOO-HOO!
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YAAH...
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[ Laughing ]
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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[ Shrieking ]
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Fry Yelling ]
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OOMP!
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[ Scoffing ]
PFFT.
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TOURIST.
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HEY, A PHONE BOOTH.
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I CAN CALL MY NEPHEW.
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WHOA. A REAL-LIVE ROBOT.
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OR IS THAT SOME KIND
OF CHEESY NEW YEAR'S COSTUME?
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BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS.
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IT DOESN'T LOOK
SO SHINY TO ME.
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SHINIER THAN YOURS, MEAT BAG.
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[ Whistling ]
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LISTEN, BUDDY, I'M
IN A HURRY HERE.
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LET'S TRY FOR A TWOFER.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Woman ]
PLEASE SELECT MODE OF DEATH:
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"QUICK AND PAINLESS"
OR "SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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YEAH, I'D LIKE TO
PLACE A COLLECT CALL.
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YOU HAVE SELECTED
"SLOW AND HORRIBLE."
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GREAT CHOICE.
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BRING IT ON, BABY!
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[ Shrieking ]
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COME ON. COME ON!
KILL ME ALREADY.
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BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S BENDER.
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HELP! WHAT'S
HAPPENING?
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[ Woman ]
YOU ARE NOW DEAD.
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THANK YOU FOR USING
STOP-AND-DROP--
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AMERICA'S FAVORITE
SUICIDE BOOTH SINCE 2008.
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[ Gasping For Air ]
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LOUSY, STINKING RIP-OFF.
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WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
ELSE PLANNED FOR TODAY.
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LET'S GO GET DRUNK.
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TWO, THREE... HEY.
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[ Man ]
WELCOME TO
THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.
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SHUT UP, TERRY.
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THIS IS
UNACCEPTABLE, LEELA.
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YOU MUST FIND THIS MR. FRY
AND INSTALL HIS CHIP.
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LOOK, HE'S JUST A NOBODY
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WHO DOESN'T WANT
TO BE A DELIVERY BOY.
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I'D REALLY RATHER NOT
FORCE IT ON HIM.
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WELL, THAT'S YOUR JOB
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT
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AND IT'S MY JOB
TO MAKE YOU DO YOUR JOB
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WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT--
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WHICH I DO... VERY MUCH.
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NOW, GET TO WORK!
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[ Sighs ]
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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[ Gulping ]
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WHY WOULD A ROBOT
NEED TO DRINK?
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I DON'T NEED
TO DRINK.
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I CAN QUIT
ANYTIME I WANT.
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[ Burps ]
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SO, THEY MADE YOU
A DELIVERY BOY, HUH?
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MAN, THAT'S AS BAD AS MY JOB.
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REALLY? WHAT DO YOU DO, BENDER?
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I'M A BENDER-- I BEND GIRDERS.
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THAT'S ALL I'M PROGRAMMED TO DO.
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YOU ANY GOOD AT IT?
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YOU KIDDING?
I WAS A STUD.
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I COULD BEND A GIRDER
TO ANY ANGLE.
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30 DEGREES...
32 DEGREES...
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YOU NAME IT.
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31... BUT I COULDN'T
GO ON LIVING
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ONCE I FOUND OUT
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WHAT THE GIRDERS
WERE FOR.
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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,395
WHAT?
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SUICIDE BOOTHS.
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WELL, FRY, IT WAS
A PLEASURE MEETING YOU.
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I'M GOING TO
GO KILL MYSELF.
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WAIT...
YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I HAVE.
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YOU REALLY WANT A ROBOT
FOR A FRIEND?
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YEAH, EVER SINCE I WAS SIX.
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WELL, OKAY.
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BUT I DON'T WANT
PEOPLE THINKING
WE'RE ROBOSEXUALS
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SO IF ANYONE ASKS,
YOU'RE MY DE-BUGGER.
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OH, NO, IT'S THE CYCLOPS.
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DON'T LOOK.
DON'T LOOK!
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I'M NOT LOOKING.
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[ Gasps ]
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00:11:41,384 --> 00:11:44,552
THIS IS OFFICER 1-B-D-I
REQUESTING BACKUP.
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WE'LL BE THERE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
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[ Both Panting ]
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WE CAN HIDE IN HERE.
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IT'S FREE ON TUESDAYS.
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WELCOME TO THE HEAD MUSEUM.
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I'M LEONARD NIMOY.
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SPOCK?
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HEY, DO THE THING.
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[ Chuckling ]
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
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00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,579
THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
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WHAT DO YOU HEADS
DO ALL DAY?
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WE SHARE OUR WISDOM
WITH THOSE WHO SEEK IT.
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IT'S A LIFE OF QUIET DIGNITY.
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FEEDING TIME.
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HMM...
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I'M SORRY, FRY
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BUT I HAVE TO INSTALL
YOUR CAREER CHIP.
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YEAH, WELL IF YOU'RE SORRY
THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
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IT'S MY JOB.
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00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:47,332
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
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[ All Groan In Fear ]
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WATCH IT.
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[ Nixon's Voice ]
THAT'S IT.
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YOU JUST MADE MY LIST.
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[ Growls ]
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OW, OOH, OW, OW, OOH!
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00:13:00,229 --> 00:13:01,179
STOP IT!
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00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,497
DOWN BOY!
BAD PRESIDENT.
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00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:04,499
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,
STEP AWAY FROM THE HEAD.
249
00:13:07,838 --> 00:13:10,771
I'M GOING TO GET
24th CENTURY
ON HIS ASS.
250
00:13:12,175 --> 00:13:14,792
[ Grunting ]
251
00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:18,579
PLEASE, OFFICERS,
THERE'S NO NEED TO USE FORCE.
252
00:13:18,648 --> 00:13:20,332
LET US HANDLE THIS,
WEIRDIE.
253
00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:24,636
OH, COME ON.
254
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,188
HE'S JUST A POOR KID
FROM THE STUPID AGES.
255
00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:29,608
KEEP YOUR BIG NOSE
OUT OF THIS, EYEBALL.
256
00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,794
NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY NOSE.
257
00:13:32,863 --> 00:13:34,696
YEE-AAH!
258
00:13:34,765 --> 00:13:35,696
OOH!
259
00:13:43,373 --> 00:13:44,539
DAMN.
260
00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:46,975
YOU GUYS WERE
TOTALLY OUT
OF CONTROL.
261
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,510
THAT'S OUR JOB.
WE'RE PEACE OFFICERS.
262
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,346
YEAH, YOU KNOW THE LAW--
263
00:13:51,415 --> 00:13:53,714
YOU GOTTA DO
WHAT YOU GOTTA DO.
264
00:13:58,322 --> 00:14:00,538
OH, WE'RE TRAPPED.
265
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,657
[ Grunts ]
266
00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:03,658
WAIT A SECOND.
267
00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:04,992
YOU'RE A BENDER, RIGHT?
268
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:06,228
WE CAN GET
OUT OF HERE
269
00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:07,712
IF YOU JUST
BEND THE BARS.
270
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,196
DREAM ON, SKIN TUBE.
271
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,300
I'M ONLY PROGRAMMED TO BEND
FOR CONSTRUCTIVE PURPOSES.
272
00:14:12,369 --> 00:14:14,352
WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?
A DE-BENDER?
273
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,521
WHO CARES WHAT YOU'RE
PROGRAMMED FOR.
274
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,240
IF SOMEONE PROGRAMMED YOU
TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
WOULD YOU DO IT?
275
00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,010
I'LL HAVE TO
CHECK MY PROGRAM.
276
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,027
YEP.
277
00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,545
[ Leela ]
OPEN UP.
278
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,497
COME ON, BENDER.
IT'S UP TO YOU
279
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,700
TO MAKE
YOUR OWN DECISIONS IN LIFE.
280
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:31,135
THAT'S WHAT SEPARATES
PEOPLE AND ROBOTS
281
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,087
FROM ANIMALS
AND ANIMAL ROBOTS.
282
00:14:33,156 --> 00:14:35,824
YOU'RE FULL
OF CRAP, FRY.
283
00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,126
[ Spluttering ]
284
00:14:38,195 --> 00:14:41,112
YOU MAKE A PERSUASIVE
ARGUMENT, FRY.
285
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:44,615
[ Grunting And Groaning ]
286
00:14:46,069 --> 00:14:47,235
COME ON, BENDER.
287
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,403
YOU CAN DO IT.
288
00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:49,470
CAN'T...
289
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:53,174
I CAN'T DO IT.
290
00:14:53,242 --> 00:14:54,375
YES!
291
00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:55,910
[ Laughing ]
292
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,344
YOU WERE RIGHT, FRY.
293
00:14:57,413 --> 00:15:00,481
FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BEND WHAT I WANT
294
00:15:00,550 --> 00:15:02,250
WHEN I WANT, WHO I WANT.
295
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,420
I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
296
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:09,323
AAH.
297
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:17,130
I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU DID THAT.
298
00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:18,882
[ Leela ]
YEE-AAH!
299
00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,350
[ Yells ]
300
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,374
WAIT!
[ Bender ]
NO, THANKS.
301
00:15:30,746 --> 00:15:33,513
LOOKS LIKE ONE OF US WILL
HAVE TO BEND THIS GRATE.
302
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,516
OH.
303
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,789
[ Chuckling ]
304
00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:46,927
GOOD LORD.
305
00:15:46,996 --> 00:15:48,929
WHAT IS THIS?
306
00:15:48,998 --> 00:15:52,934
IT'S THE DECAYING RUINS
OF OLD NEW YORK.
307
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,618
WELCOME HOME, PAL.
308
00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,955
IT'S MY OLD
NEIGHBORHOOD.
309
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,958
MAN, THIS BRINGS BACK
A LOT OF MEMORIES.
310
00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,993
KEEP 'EM TO
YOURSELF, POPS.
311
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,979
THIS IS WHERE
I BROUGHT MY GIRLFRIEND
312
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:07,949
ON OUR VERY FIRST DATE.
313
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:19,293
MY GOD.
SHE'S GONE.
314
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:22,296
EVERYONE I EVER KNEW
OR CARED ABOUT IS GONE.
315
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,231
WAIT. THERE'S
SOMEONE YOU KNOW.
316
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,751
OH... CAN'T YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE?
317
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:29,786
I'M MISERABLE
ENOUGH ALREADY.
318
00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,540
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S
NOT MUCH CONSOLATION
319
00:16:32,608 --> 00:16:34,742
BUT I UNDERSTAND
HOW YOU FEEL.
320
00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:37,995
NO, YOU DON'T.
I'VE GOT NO HOME, NO FAMILY.
321
00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,330
NO FRIENDS.
322
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:41,131
MY WHOLE WORLD IS GONE.
323
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,900
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
UNDERSTAND
324
00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,985
WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO BE SO ALONE.
325
00:16:45,054 --> 00:16:46,437
I UNDERSTAND.
326
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,706
I'M THE ONLY ONE-EYED ALIEN
ON THIS WHOLE PLANET.
327
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:52,243
MY PARENTS ABANDONED ME HERE
AS A BABY
328
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,546
AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT GALAXY THEY WERE FROM.
329
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,664
I KNOW HOW IT FEELS
TO BE ALONE.
330
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:01,352
LOOK, LEELA
331
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:05,156
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD,
BUT... YOU OBVIOUSLY DO
332
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,690
SO I GIVE UP.
333
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,911
IF YOU REALLY THINK I SHOULD
BE A DELIVERY BOY, I'LL DO IT.
334
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,670
[ Groans ]
YOUR CHIP.
335
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,422
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
336
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:22,623
QUITTING.
337
00:17:22,692 --> 00:17:23,974
WHY?
338
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,976
BECAUSE I'VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO.
339
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,963
I JUST NEVER REALIZED IT
UNTIL I MET YOU.
340
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,502
WHAT IS THE
MATTER WITH YOU?
341
00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:38,238
I JUST WANTED TO BE
PART OF THE MOMENT.
342
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:41,576
HEY! HE STOLE
MY RING.
SORRY.
343
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:45,446
WELL, THAT SOLVES THE MYSTERY
OF THE MISSING RING.
344
00:17:45,514 --> 00:17:47,414
THIS CALLS FOR A DRINK.
345
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,151
I DON'T WANT
TO SPOIL THE PARTY
346
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,520
BUT WE'RE ALL
JOB DESERTERS NOW.
347
00:17:53,589 --> 00:17:55,790
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
AND WE HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.
348
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:57,507
CORRECTION:
WE'RE UNEMPLOYED
349
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,694
BUT WE HAVE A DODDERING OLD
RELATIVE TO MOOCH OFF OF.
350
00:18:00,763 --> 00:18:03,948
[ Snoring ]
351
00:18:04,016 --> 00:18:06,100
HELLO. I'M DICK CLARK'S HEAD.
352
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,902
WELCOME TO A SPECIAL
YEAR 3000 EDITION
353
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,904
OF NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE.
354
00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:13,090
[ Crowd Cheering ]
355
00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,359
[ Gasping ]
356
00:18:17,146 --> 00:18:18,428
WHO ARE YOU?
357
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,214
I'M YOUR DEAR
OLD UNCLE FRY.
358
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:22,099
I DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE FRY.
359
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,216
YOU DO NOW.
360
00:18:27,322 --> 00:18:30,474
BY GOD, I AM
YOUR NEPHEW.
361
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,610
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE.
362
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,178
CAN WE HAVE
SOME MONEY?
363
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,380
OH, MY, NO.
364
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,750
LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.
365
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,803
THAT'S MY LAB TABLE AND
THIS IS MY WORK STOOL
366
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:45,856
AND OVER THERE IS MY
INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
367
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,292
AND HERE'S WHERE I KEEP
ASSORTED LENGTHS OF WIRE.
368
00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,378
[ Fry ]
WHOA.
369
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:53,430
A REAL LIVE SPACESHIP.
370
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,248
I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.
371
00:18:55,317 --> 00:18:56,584
LET ME SHOW YOU
372
00:18:56,652 --> 00:19:00,487
SOME OF THE DIFFERENT
LENGTHS OF WIRE I USED.
373
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,222
ATTENTION, JOB DESERTERS!
374
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,191
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
375
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:06,593
WE HAVE YOU
PARTIALLY SURROUNDED.
376
00:19:06,662 --> 00:19:08,963
NO!
377
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:11,314
GET THOSE BUMS.
378
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:12,717
WELL, WE'RE BONED.
379
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,002
CAN'T WE GET AWAY
IN THE SHIP?
380
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:18,138
I SUPPOSE IT IS
TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE
381
00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:21,125
THOUGH I AM ALREADY
IN MY PAJAMAS.
382
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:28,132
I'LL GET US OUT OF HERE.
383
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,523
CAN ANYONE DRIVE STICK?
384
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,791
I CAN--
385
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:40,227
AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO PARALLEL PARK.
386
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:52,072
IF THEY TRY TO TAKE OFF,
GIVE 'EM AN ASS FULL OF LASER.
387
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,610
PREPARE FOR LIFTOFF.
388
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:57,628
TEN...
389
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,695
[ Crowd ]
NINE!
390
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:00,047
AMANIA!
391
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,248
SEVEN!
392
00:20:01,317 --> 00:20:02,716
[ Gurgling ]
393
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:04,034
FIVE!
394
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,169
FOUR.
395
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,520
THREE.
396
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:07,554
TWO.
397
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,655
ONE!
398
00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:09,473
BLAST OFF!
399
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,325
[ Crowds Cheering ]
400
00:20:12,394 --> 00:20:13,660
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
401
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,267
FIRE. FIRE!
402
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,104
I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN'.
403
00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:25,405
PRETTY, THOUGH.
404
00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:29,627
W-WHA-- HEY,
HEY! WHOA!
405
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,761
PHEW.
406
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,896
[ Fry ]
YEAH!
407
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,130
[ Cheering ]
408
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:40,421
SO, I GUESS WITHOUT JOBS,
WE'LL BE FUGITIVES FOREVER.
409
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:41,822
NOT NECESSARILY.
410
00:20:41,891 --> 00:20:43,807
ARE YOU THREE,
BY ANY CHANCE
411
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:47,027
INTERESTED IN BECOMING
MY NEW SPACESHIP CREW?
412
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,179
NEW CREW?
413
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,047
WELL, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE OLD CREW?
414
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,234
OH, THOSE POOR SONS OF--
BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
415
00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,902
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
I NEED A NEW CREW.
416
00:20:55,971 --> 00:20:57,637
ANYONE INTERESTED?
417
00:20:57,706 --> 00:20:58,939
YES. YES!
418
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,442
THAT'S EXACTLY THE JOB
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
419
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,293
THANKS FOR THE
OFFER, PROFESSOR
420
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:05,813
BUT WE DON'T HAVE THE
PROPER CAREER CHIPS.
421
00:21:05,882 --> 00:21:07,547
OH, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
422
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,983
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
I SAVED THE CHIPS
423
00:21:10,052 --> 00:21:11,851
FROM MY PREVIOUS CREW.
424
00:21:14,891 --> 00:21:16,006
THIS IS AWESOME.
425
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,842
ARE WE GOING
TO FLY THROUGH SPACE
426
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,760
FIGHTING MONSTERS AND TEACHING
ALIEN WOMEN TO LOVE?
427
00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:24,164
IF BY THAT YOU MEAN
TRANSPORTING CARGO, THEN YES.
428
00:21:24,233 --> 00:21:28,235
IT'S A LITTLE HOME BUSINESS
I STARTED TO FUND MY RESEARCH.
429
00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:30,504
COOL. WHAT'S MY JOB GOING TO BE?
430
00:21:30,572 --> 00:21:34,391
YOU'LL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR ENSURING THAT THE CARGO
431
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,359
REACHES ITS
DESTINATION.
432
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,747
SO... I'M GOING TO BE A...
DELIVERY BOY?
433
00:21:39,816 --> 00:21:41,265
EXACTLY.
434
00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:43,667
ALL RIGHT!
435
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,336
I'M A DELIVERY BOY!
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