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CRICKET: Mansion Makeover

-with the Melfis? -Ooh! Yeah.

Putting our names in the title

is brilliant, 'cause it really sticks in your head.

-Good branding. -Sure, sure, sure.

Maybe we do just our first names, you know?

-Ah... -Um, Jann and Cricket...

Punch Your Ticket,

-or something like that. -Yeah.

Cricket & Jann's

Curbside Dream... or Curbside Crush?

Like, an alliteration.

Hold... on.

-You got it? -I got it.

Is this it?!

Flip It and Gone...

with Cricket & Jann.

(both laughing)

Yes!

So good.

Sweetie, it's so good! I love it so much!

And I love you so much! Oh, my God...

I literally don't know how I do that.

These things just come to me.

-Wow! -Oh...

JANN: So, honey, be on the lookout

for the Castillo Bridge.

The turnoff is right after that.

Can you read me the description again?

I-I've never been a homeowner before.

This is so exciting.

"Charming ranch-style cabin on 2.5 acres,

"cozy, hardwood floors,

"historic construction, great bones.

"Price lowered again.

Amazing value."

How is that only $3,100?

Gosh, I wish I could see pictures.

Y-You know how I process things visually.

Yeah, well, the foreclosure website

didn't have any property photos.

Hey, b-but destiny doesn't give you pictures, baby.

It just points the way.

And, boy, if that hasn't

been our problem lately, you know?

We've just been doing way too much darn thinking.

-Yeah. -(tire pops)

(both screaming)

(both panting)

Hey, oops.

(both chuckle)

Is that Castillo Bridge?

I think it is. (laughs)

Are you kidding me right now?

Oh, destiny, you got a wicked sense of humor, girl.

(coyote howls in distance)

BOTH: It's perfect.

Oh, sweetie, will you look at the carved moldings

under the eaves.

I think those are wasps' nests, baby.

-(buzzing) -Oh, yep.

Oh, will you look at these views.

CRICKET: Yeah, I know.

It's just so much...

-nothing. -Exactly.

And that works in our favor, you know?

It's super easy to green screen in some,

you know, stock photo vistas, if we want.

Right, right, and we might,

you know, for production value.

Yeah.

-Oh! Ooh! -Oh.

Do you know what I love about this?

The before and after photos.

-The transformation. -The transformation.

We are gonna blow people's minds.

My lady.

(laughs)

(shouts)

Raised flooring.

That's gonna save us money when we get to electrical.

Yeah.

I'm ready.

What do you got?

Open floor plan.

Kitchen island separating the living area.

Blast out these ceilings, raise the entire roof to 12 feet

to accommodate the French doors

that will lead to the veranda.

We'll also need a veranda.

"Veranda."

Yes.

Do you have your color palette yet?

Tiffany Connelly would say burnt sienna

-and custard. -Hack.

But it's clearly sage.

Sage and tawny umber.

With a storm-cloud blue accent wall to catch the sun.

-(gasps) -Now who's the genius?

Oh!

You went pretty deep for that one.

I had to.

This is our future.

Okay, now I've tapered the line

to give your top lip a little more fullness.

Wow. Yeah.

You really missed your calling.

-I'm looking at my calling. -(clicks tongue)

Flattery will get you everywhere.

-(laughs) -All quiet on the set.

Mrs. Melfi is ready for her close-up.

(laughs)

-(phone beeps) -Here we go, here we go.

Yeah. (exhales)

Destiny.

In three,

two... (mouths)

Hey, y'all! I'm Cricket.

And I'm Jann, and this is...

BOTH: Flip It and Gone with Cricket and Jann!

In today's show, we plan to take this

historic, desert hideaway, and transform it

into an opulent palace fit for a sultan.

We're going with an open floor plan and exposed beams

to accentuate the property's rustic bones.

But before we get started on this magical makeover,

it's time for my husband's

-favorite part of the show. -Me?

BOTH: Demo day!

(both laughing)

Dink!

When I first laid eyes on this place,

I knew that I wanted to bring

the colors of the desert indoors.

So, I chose sage and tawny umber

as my primary and secondary colors.

(whispers): Babe, are we...?

Are we gonna be able to get the color swatches

up on the screen?

Yeah, no worries. You're doing great.

-Camera still rolling. -Okay.

We really wanted to harness the natural light.

-(hammer banging) -And nature gave us

the perfect spot for a domed skylight.

(metal clangs)

-Cricket? -This desert landscape

gave me a really fun idea.

We're going to build a traditional

Zuni Indian sweat lodge.

With temperatures up to 120 degrees,

you'll be on your vision quest in no time.

Plus, your skin will look amazing.

JANN (whispers): Cricket.

Now, Jann had a fun idea

-for a water feature... -Cricket!

(laughs): Okay, it seems as though

someone's not getting enough screen time.

Let's go see how demo day's going.

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