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No one is sure of when
they first arrived.

Some say they've always
been here.

I think that's bullshit, because
if they had we'd all be one of
them by now.

Why do I give a shit.
Well, because I used to be
different than I am now.

Sure, we all change.
I look pretty much the same.
A bit more on the shabby
side maybe.

I still love the city though.
It's just the most recent
inhabitants that I don't
care too much for...

I'm not antisocial.
I have lots of friends.
Or had lots of friends.

That was before I became a
betweener. What's a betweener
you might ask.

That is someone that is
inbetween their world and ours.

Sounds kind of schizophrenic,
I know. But let me try to
explain.

Most of the people that they
convert do so willingly,

and even with enthusiasm I
might add.

In my case though, and the
rest of the crowd that I run
with,

the conversion just didn't
take...

You see, even aliens have
standards, certain standards
that once met,

allows them to get inside
your head, for their fucked
up hive mind.

And then you become one of
them, a Leacher.

There are a lot of other names
for them:

seeps, snoops, peeps, all kind
of names.

I call them Leachers though,
because once they leach
on your gray matter, that's it.

Yours thoughts become theirs,
but more importantly all of
their thoughts yours as well.

It's kind of like crowd
psychology during a riot.

People who have been in a riot
talk about not knowing what
they were doing at the time.

As if they were controlled by
some group force as they threw a
brick through the window and
grabbed

a 50 inch flat screen.

Or enthusiastically helped to
turn over the cop car.

Leachers are a bit more
sophisticated about that
sort of thing though.

You see, a Leacher looks like
you or me. They tend to dress
somewhat conservatively.

And don't say much.

But that's mostly because they
are usually busy speaking
inside of other people's heads.

Or to other Leacher agents.

Leacher agents are your upper
most management in alien
society.

What makes it so easy for them
to convert regular humans into
Leacher drones?

It's simple, incentives, massive
incentives.

We'll, we'll get to all of
that later.

We're all still learning,
exploiting their weaknesses
when we find them.

I lost a lot of good friends
in the fight along the way.

I've also made a lot of new
friends as well.

Some lasting longer than others.

Until the Leacher Agents and
their army of Leacher ghouls
that track us down.

Then there are some betweeners
that just can't take it anymore
and off themselves.

Me, I plan on sticking around a
while.

Sis coming?

Eat it you fuck!

Getting slow old man.
I had you Fig and you
know it.

Before or after you popped
out of that alcove back there?

Well what else is a girl
to do around here?

I say we either waste them
or leave them!

No, we're not going to waste
them. We're going to get them!

We're going to get them back to
the station in time to send them
back!

Shit!

Fig's right, better than
Leachers anyway.

How many do you think
there are?

Four, maybe 5, I've been
listening to a lot of chatter
over the network.

Everything set at the safehouse?

Yea, we're going with the
one we used the time before.

Who's going to be spotter?

I will again I suppose.
We don't want to give it
to Crank again.

Hey, what are you talking!

I'm talking about last time when
2 of the ones you picked were
already converted. Probably
for months!

Hey, they were acting weird!

Why don't we leave it to the
Pro's. Or at least someone
with a decent batting average.

Why you little!

Calm down both of you! We need
to keep moving if we're going
to catch the route at the
station. Come on!

We can hold off on that
for now. We'll wait and see if
they're serious with the offer.

Trust me on this!

Give it another week for the
counter offer.

How do they possibly expect
anyone to know all of this?
Five programming languages,

network engineer, security
expert, I should just suck it
up and keep my job at the
furniture store...

Who knows, I might even make
manager in 2 or 3 years.

So how's that new chef at work?

Oh my gosh, it's a total
nightmare! No matter what I do,
I can't do anything right.
He's a total jerk.

He sounds like a sleaze ball.

Exactly!

[Alien transmission]
Linda Davis! Internationally
syndicated cooking show
sensation!

With Linda Davis Cooking soon to
be branded in all of the major
grocery stores!

We'll talk more after the
meeting this morning.

Rick Janson! Entrepeneuer! Tech
Guru!

In on the IPO of what will
become a multi billion dollar
company. Genius!

I mean I'm not going to give up!

So I have to just kind of put
up with it!

Yes, this is Rick.

No, yea I've got him right here.
Ken just brought him in.

And the place looks like a dump.

Well yea, I guess that's what
you get when you have them foot
the bill for the cleaning
company.

No, no, they're they're all out.
Yea, we got all the access codes
changed.

Can you have him take a look at
these.

Yea, that's right, the prototype
will be ready to go live in
3 weeks.

It's like he treats me like crap
but then he kind of tries to
hit on me.

It's just awkward and awful and
there's nothing I can do to make
him happy.

Well there's no way you're going
to miss those midterm exams.
I'm sorry. Alright have a good
day.

No, I'd go insane. And why I
ever slept with Tina. Stupid,
stupid, stupid!

Now Louis, you don't mind if I
call you Louis, do you
Professor?

As the President of the college
you may address me anyway that
you wish.

Mary please. You're probably
wondering Louis why I asked
you out for our casual stroll
this afternoon.

Well it did cross my mind.

You keep telling me that you're
going to tell her about us and
you don't

So, I'm done. I'm not going
to be this second fiddle.

I'm not going to wait around for
you cause I know, you're never
going to leave your wife.

And I deserve much better than
that, and you know that.

Hi, I'm Linda Davis, and I make
30 minute meals. That means in
the time that it takes for you
to watch this program,

I will have created a healthy
and nutritious meal that
everyone can enjoy!

Dad, there's a big red X at the
top right corner. You just need
to click it.

It's not your computer screen
now. You just need to click
that now and it will go away.

No, it's right next to the
little X. Right next to the
little line. There's a big red X
in a square.

I don't want to hear any
more of your lies! Huh?

I'm sorry, there's no making
up that exam. What's the
excuse this time?

You make up all of these
excuses, but I'm done!
I've waited around too long!

I know! I know! You're never
going to leave her! I don't
believe you!

I know you're just saying you
love me. But you're just, you're
just telling me what I want to
hear.

And the, the computer screen
went off. Ah, I don't know.
Did you, did you kick the plug
or something?

So it's over! Don't call me
anymore, I don't want to
see you.

Don't come to my restaurant ever
again! It's done!

You're either there or
I'll fail you.

Did? Dad, plug that back in, and
call me back when ever, whenever
your computer is booted back up.

I have to go. I'm running late
to an interview.

Yes it's. No, Dad, I haven't
worked there since...
I haven't worked there
since college.

No, this is a real job Dad!

Yes I'm. Look I. I have to
go ok? Ok? Alright, bye...
Good... Good bye Dad.

I'm sorry, there's no
making up that exam.

Yea, no, we're covered. We've
been testing the database
in the lab for the last
six months.

Look, there's no way you're
going to miss the midterms.

How about when I needed you
when I was losing my job!

Today, we're going to make
bone broth soup. Which is
all the rage!

It will knock your socks off!

I know, but I've heard
that before.

Roger, I hope I didn't pull
you away from anything
to pressing.

The Clarkston Estate deal just
fell through, so that would
make it depressing.

Well, I've got something
that should cheer you up
right away then. Follow
me.

I've spoken with the board,
and we'd like you to take
over the reins for the
Myrtle Estates development.

But I thought John Davis was
on that?

Was, he pissed off the owner,
almost screwed up the
entire deal.

The owner says he'll close with
anyone but John. So he's out,
and you're in.

To a 500 million dollar
project with 10% commission
on your end.

With bonuses for meeting
deadline. Of course you'll
need to drop everything
else on your plate,

and concentrate just on this.

We can off load most
of it to John.

But how could I have
possibly been turned down.

This is my second time
around.

If I'm ever to get tenure
I'll have to switch schools
and start all over again.

And what do they mean
when they state that my
published journals were
without substance?

Well maybe, if they spent
more time in South
America, they would
learn a thing or two

about Latin American
studies. I grew up
there!

I think you are well aware
of the controversy
surrounding our current
Dean.

All those innocent young
Undergrads. Simply
devastating.

And studies have shown that if
you add bone marrow to soup it
will create one of the
healthiest drinks out there.

In fact, there are actually
bone broth bars that are
cropping up to compete
with coffee shops.

[The Aliens can speak
telepathically with the
human candidates
for conversion]

[Alien transmission] You must
listen to us Rick. Life will be
so much more wonderful once you
are with us.

No, it's the front end that we
have to worry about. That's
why we brought the kid in.

Look, he wrote, coded all of
those apps on his spare time and
they're going to work perfect
with the new interface.

And he doesn't even have
to come up to speed
because it is all coded
in the same language.

I'll have Ken bring him
onboard right now.

[Alien transmission] You must
listen to us Linda. Life will be
so much more wonderful, once you
are with us.

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
one with us.

[Alien transmission]
Stop them! They're getting away!

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded!

Go!

[Alien transmission]
You must block their way!

[Blaring rock music from the
cannister causes pain to
the Aliens]

The distortion threshold from
the mutant music is
unbearable!

I know I was on the right
train this morning...

Oh my God! My cooking show
is going to shoot in less than
an hour!

It's the World Premiere!

Hold on! This isn't your
stop.

I have to get off here! This is
my first day as Executive
Director of technology at
my new company.

We'll get you there. Don't you
worry.

[Alien transmission]
I'm engaging others now as
well.

[An Alien signal is being
transmitted to alert the other
Alien Agents]

But I don't understand, what's
going on, and where are
you taking us?

I don't have time to explain
this all right now. Other than
to say that both of you are
in serious danger right now.

Danger of what?

[Alien transmission]
Yes Acknowledged now.!

See those 2 men that just
got on? Don't stare over
at them. Just glance.

They are extremely close!

Ok?

Leacher Agents, both of them.
And they're looking for you.

But why? We haven 't done
anything! This is ridiculous!

[The Alien signal is being
transmitted again. ]Crank
a mutant can hear it
too.

Well that's because we
got to you in time before
you became one of them.

One of them?

That's right. One of them,
a Leacher.

A Leacher?

You'll know soon enough.
That is, if we make it.

Have you drugged us?

No, we've just interrupted the
conversion process.

Had you made it to the final
stop on the last train, the
conversion would have
been complete.

And then you would have
become a Leacher, just
like them for the rest
of your days.

You see the rest of the people
on this train. A third of them
are Leachers already.

Why that's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard of!

Most of them we don't have
to worry about, but a Leacher
Agent is probing them right
now.

And he might be able to get
some of them to block us
getting off of the train.

[Alien transmission]
You must block their way!

[Alien transmission]
They are on the platform now!

Stop them, they're
getting away! Stop them!

Get the fuck back or I'll cut
all of you!

They're still getting away!

[Alien transmission]
We are now locked on to their
position.

I don't understand. What exactly
do they want from us?

They want your mind.

But what for? Are they Aliens
or something?

That's right! And we believe
this is the first wave of an
Alien Invasion.

But that's crazy! So they're
going to take over the planet
by letting me live my dream?

Well yea. It's all great
until the voices start.

The voices?

You'll have that great cooking
show, but when they tell you
to do something, you will
do it.

But how?

We don't know yet. Except that
it it seems to be some sort of
wide scale telepathy.

That they use to communicate
with each other. And those that
become one of them.

God, this is really way too
much...

If you think about it. What
better way to control society
than by controlling the roles
in that society.

And I guess all of the
important decisions would
be made by them.

[Alien transmission]
I've got a lock on one of them.

[Alien transmission]
I think I see them.
Yes they are in a blue Honda
Pilot on Broadway and 5th.

[Alien transmission]
You must not let them get
away! We will try to cut
them off.

[Alien transmission]
I am picking up a signal
from one of the others
now.

Yes Sir. I'll have the report
on your desk this afternoon.

Yes the projected earnings from
a recent reduction in force
should be substantial.

Providing our International
assets are in place as
projected. Thank you Sir!

They've gotten to him again.

[Alien signal]
I've got a lock on one of them.

[Alien signal]
Yes, I can see them now.

So where does this place
you in this crazy extended
acid trip that you're still
on?

That's right, caught inbetween
their world and ours.

You see the conversion didn't
take with me for whatever
reason. But I was partially
converted.

So I have some of their powers.

Like what?

For instance, I can hear the
thoughts that they speak
to each other.

What a bunch of horse shit!

[Alien transmission]
Once you become one of
us you will enjoy everything.

Oh my God, did you just
hear that?

That's the creepiest voice
I've ever heard.
[Transmission in background]

Some of it was coming in
and out though...

That's because the conversion
process is still taking place.

Damnit! I think we're being
followed.

Getting us to pull over
isn't going to be that
easy.

[Alien transmission]
The signal is getting stronger
now I am sure of it!

[Alien transmission]
We must triangulate their
position, and then we will
have them!

[Alien transmission]
We are now locked onto
their position!

Think of it Rick! Are you
willing to jeapordize your
bright future for this fool?

You must fight him. Or would you
prefer 10 more interviews for
a worthless and mindless
tech job!

There! Over there! That's
their car!

Now it's great for anyone
who is sick. Of course
nobody ever wants to
talk about that.

But it does happen. Or maybe
you're on a diet.

Or maybe you just want
something warm and
delicious to fill your belly
on a cold winter's night.

Or maybe you just want
something warm and
delicious to fill your belly
on a cold winter's night.

[Alien transmission]
Soon you will be one of us.
We are almost together.
Embrace the wonder!

[Alien transmission]
I am following them now!

[Alien transmission]
Yes, acknowledged, proceeding
there now!

250, plus stock options, and an
early buy in on the IPO.

Hell, we're going to save half
a million just by dumping that
useless design team that...for-

Uh sure, uh, I'll shutup.
Sorry...

Yea, I'll give you a call after
the rollout.

Sure Boss. Enjoy the rest
of your trip.

That son of a bitch is sitting
in Bali, while we're here
busting our ass.

Perks of being the founder.

And that call, just made it
a write off.

Rick, I'd like you to meet
Calvin, our Director of
Operations.

Good to meet you Rick. I told
Ken here that we wanted
a Superstar.

[Alien transmission]
Yes Acknowledged now.
Proceeding there now.

[Alien transmission]
Intercepting now!
Intercepting now!
Intercepting now!

I can't tell, but I think it
might be one of the
Leacher Agents from
the Train.

[Alien transmission]
I am following them now.

We'll need to pull over and
get away on foot. It's our only
chance before they lock onto
us again,

and the signal
gets even stronger!

[Alien transmission]
Yes, I sense them too!
They must be surrounded!
The Mutants must be stopped!

[Alien transmission]
We will box them in.

[Alien transmission]
We will box them in.

Alleyways help stop the signal.

[Alien transmission]
They are getting away!

You and Trix can take
care of these 2 and get
to the safehouse.

I'm going to check on Fig, just
in case he ran into something.
I know his usual routes.

Try not to get lost.

We'll try to meet up with you
before the safehouse at the
usual spot!

Well, this is the recipe for
you. First I take out my
pressure cooker, it's nothing
fancy,

but you do have to follow the
instructions on yours. Usually
there is a little tab that will
pop up when it's done.

Now what I like to do, is
save some bones, some
chicken bones in the freezer
from a previous meal.

I also like to save some
vegetables in the freezer
from a previous meal.

And I'll add those to the soup.

Loud scream!

Or else they're going to
lock on to us again and
the signal gets even stronger.

Snap out of it!
Slap!
Come on go, go go!

[Alien transmission]
I am picking up a signal from
one of the others now.

[Alien transmission]
One of our own has been
destroyed!

How have they been?

Damn! That was close!

[Alien transmission]
You cannot escape!

[Alien transmission]
You cannot escape!

[Alien transmission] And you
Linda! Do you plan on being a
lowly prep cook for the rest of
your career?

[Alien transmission] Your show
is a huge success and so are
you! You can't let them take
that away from you Linda!

Now a little trick that I use.
Is I'll take my chicken bone,
and a clean cloth,

and I'll place the chicken bone
underneath the clean cloth.
And use my cleaver to chop
it.

But this way, you don't get
bits of bone flying all over
your kitchen.

So take your cleaver and give
it a good chop! Chop, chop,
chop! Just like that!

Perfect! And this way you really
get that bone marrow to go
straight into the soup.

Which is where all the
nutrients are.

Now move!

That fucker was only 20
feet away. I knew something
was up with the way these
2 were acting so I dropped back.

If that one is on to us, then
more will follow.

I felt it!

So did I. It felt like death...

So we'd better get the hell
out of here now!

[Alien transmission]
Kill them Linda!
Scratch their eyes out!

Don't listen to them! Do you
understand!

Loud scream!

Your apps are going to kick
some ass!

For our database integration.

11, I think we need 11!
What do you think?

About?

Dude, the swatches.

We're going to re-paint all
of our offices. You can work
remote as long as it takes to
finish the redecorating,

bring in the new furniture.
Get rid of this crappy carpet!
Which I'm going to need your
input on.

We're not really into that whole
cube slumming thing around
here.

Really breaks the spirit.

Soils the mind

Just buries you.

With contempt from the masses!

But aren't you going to ask
me any questions about?

What, technical questions?
Laughter! Laughter!

Yea, that's, alright, no, no,
we've got plenty of geeks that
we can front load that crap to
alright.

At our level it's all about the
aesthetics. You should have a
text by now with your starting
salary.

I'm hearing voices, they're
telling people to come after us!

I can hear it too!

[Alien transmission]
You must listen to us Rick.

They want us to turn ourselves
in. It will be better for us!

Don't listen to them! Do you
understand!

They promise not to harm you.

Because you're not normal
anymore. Scream!

All we can do is get you back
as close to what normal once
was!

Come on! We need to hurry before
it's too late!

If you've got any questions,
Ken here can help you
get it figured out.

And with our IPO in
a month, Kid you just
hit the lotto.

You're still going to need
to come through for us
though.

I don't think that's going
to be a problem.
Otherwise, you wouldn't
be here.

So, do you want to go
check out the server room?
And get some lunch?

You like sushi?

Sure!

There's this place right
around the corner,
California rolls to die for!

Soon, you will be one of us.

Hey, where's Rick? He's not
coming!

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
with us.

We have to leave him!
He's been converted!

You want me to go back
and waste him?

No, it will just slow us
down meeting up with
the others.

We need to move before
they lock onto her as well!
Come on!

It's about time you got your
asses here! Where's the
other one?

Had to leave him. He
did a full blown conversion
right in the alley.

Any activity?

I haven't seen anyone
but they're out there,
I can feel it.

What about you?

There's been an Alien
Agent tracking us. But
I think we lost him.

You better have! Just one?

I think so.

Shit! That's all we need.

Hey, check out the suit.

[Alien transmission]
I've got a lock on one of
them.

Leacher Agent for sure!

[Alien transmission]
Just come to us.
Join us.
Trust us.

You stupid fucks! I'll take care
of him. Fig, you grab those
3.

I'll keep this one as bait.

Fig, where are you parked?
I'd better check out the area
to see if there are any more.

You all will have a
better chance on foot
anyway.

Come on! We need to get
the hell out of here!

Hurry up!

[Alien transmission] They must
be near. I think I can feel one
of them now that wishes to
return to us.

Soon you will be one of
us. We are almost
together. Embrace
the wonder.

Behold the beauty of
your salvation and
success!

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
one with us.

[Alien transmission]
Do not harm the candidates.

[Alien transmission]
Copy.

[Alien transmission]
Secondary units are now
arriving as well.

[Alien transmission]
I'm on my way there now.

[Alien transmission]
I'll cover the back
entrance.

[Alien transmission]
We are now locked onto
their position.

[Alien transmission]
Yes, I sense them too!

Nothing like the smell
of fresh meat.

[Alien transmission]
Additional units
responding.

Shit!

Down on the ground now!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Go ahead, get in.

They always love it
when I do that.

Are we good at the other
safehouse?

We should be, I've got
some of the others
prepping it now.

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
There! Over there!

[Alien transmission]
Yes, I can feel it as well!
They will soon be ours!

Slap!

[Alien transmission]
You must listen to us Linda!

And then, I'll take some fresh
vegetables and add them in.
I'll take a carrot.

Give it a little chop.

Now this recipe is also it's
just so healthy and nutritous
for you.

It actually helps your
intestines and your
digestion. and it's so
simple,

You don't even need any
spices or anything, just
these simple ingredients,
and thats it!

A lot of the flavor actually
comes from the bone
marrow. So I'll throw in
some carrots.

As you can see we have the pit
dug on this side, it was going
to be 25 stories we're going
to top it out at 30.

That'll be for the residential.

Slap!

Of course, we have the
reputation of the college
to think about.

Which is why I'd like to
offer you the Deanship.

Take a good healthy
celery stick. Chop that
up.

Go!

Go!

Go ahead. Go ahead everyone take
a seat.

We should start with the
briefing now.

I know all of you are tired
and confused about
everything that's just
happened to you,

in such a short period of
time.

But there's more to come,
and you'll have to catch
up to speed to have
any chance of making it.

But what's going on! And
making what?

You can't just keep us in
here.

Let us go now, and we won't
tell anyone.

I won't tell anyone.
Just let us go now and
we can pretend like this
never happened.

Well I don't care, I'm
leaving anyway!

Sit down and shutup, and just
maybe we'll get you through
this!

And that goes for the rest
of you too!

I know all of you have
questions, and I'll try
to answer them as best
as I can.

The reason why we're
keeping you here, is
that we have to,

while you're inbetween.

Inbetween? Inbetween what?

I was about to get to that.
The conversion process is
still going on.

And continue with all of
you, but at a slower pace.

Now the Leacher Agents know
this, and will do anything to
get you in time,

to finish bringing you back,
over into their world.

Leacher Agents? Their world?

Well it's the real world. But
one which they have
complete control over.

Once you become one
of them.

[Alien transmission] Fight them
Linda! Kill them Linda! They
will destroy your destiny!

This just feels like good
old Momma's cooking
to me.

Throw a little celery in there.

[Alien transmission]
You still have a chance
Linda, you must be
patient!

Aliens, whoooooooo!

Something like that. We don't
know enough about them
to be sure.

But they have powers
beyond regular humans.

And you want to prevent
them from turning us into
one of them.

If these Aliens are so
powerful, why haven't all
of you been converted?

We have been, but only
partially, some of us more
than others.

I don't need you to park my
car young man. I'm with
the hotel staff and we're
conducting driving tests

on all of our valet parkers
this afternoon.

Well, no one told me anything
about...

Where do you want me
to put her? I'm one of the
best valets on the lot.

I've been here for 3 years
without a single scratch
on any vehicle.

You want me to put her in
tight, I can put her in tight.

That won't be necessary. I just
want you to drive around the
block a few times and that will
be enough to assess your

driving proficiency in our
current metric analysis.

Well, I'm not sure what that
all means, but I'll give it my
best!

You been doing this work
long?

Please refrain from speaking
while the driving test is in
progress.

Sorry about that. I don't
usually speak with any of our
guests except before and after I
park their car.

[Alien transmission]
This Candidate is resisting.

Well young man, what do you
think?

Think about what?

[Alien transmission] Why your
new job as Executive President
of the hospitality division of
our luxury hotel chain.

Me? I mean, are you sure you've
got the right guy? I'm just
a valet.

[Alien transmission]
Oh, we're absolutely certain
that you are the right
candidate for the position.

We very seldom make
mistakes in that regard.

Well I, appreciate the offer,
but, you know, you know
maybe I should think this
over before I...

[Alien transmission]
This Candidate continues to
resist. It is unprecedented.

[Alien transmission]
Well I very much doubt that
you have been informed yet,

as has anyone else on the staff
been for that matter. But the
hotel has now been placed
under new management.

And we truly believe on
promoting from witjhin.

[Alien transmission] Why don't
you go ahead and pull into the
meter over there and we can have
a look at our

new Flagship Hotel.

No fucking way! I'm out of
here!

[Alien transmission]
Stop! Where are you going?
You will disrupt the conversion!
It is not yet complete!

What? What the fuck is
happening to me?

No! I'm not going to listen!
Fuck you! Fuck all of you!

Maybe... Maybe I'm just
coming down with something.

Oh you're coming down with
something alright.

I don't know, this one might
be too far gone already. We
should probably just leave him.

Where do you work?

What? Hey, I don't think that's
any of your business.

Come on! You need to come
with us!

Just shutup and move your
ass, unless you want some
more of what they're already
doing to you!

Come on! We'd better put
in some distance fast before
they start converging.

What we need to talk about
is how to get you back safely
to your previous reality before
it's too late.

But I don't want to go back
to that reality. I'm willing to
take my chances with the

opportunities they're offering
me now.

I'll be a multi millionaire,
and I can retire tomorrow in
style, anywhere I want.

I'll take my chances too!
There is no other way on
this planet, or my previous
dimension or reality,

if that's what you want to
call it, that I would ever make
Dean in any other college
except in my dreams!

And it didn't even happen there
without the help of your
despised Leachers, or whatever
the hell you call them!

If it take she intelligence of
a higher being to make it
happen for me, so be it,
I'm all for it!

Unfortunately, it's a classic
bait and switch.

You'll get the job, money,
success, but you won't be you
anymore, you'll be completely
controlled by them.

We all need to eat. We still
have a long journey ahead of us
and you'll need the energy.

Nah, I'm not hungry.

Neither am I...

Eat it bitch! Or I'll shove it
down your throat!

That's it! I'm doing her right
now!

Put the gun away Sis!

Fine. But if she says one more
word, that's it!

Sis, go take a breather.

You need to help them Sis.
Yes we know who you are.
Do you want to spend the
rest of your days as a mutant?

Always living in hovels like
this. Always being hunted.

Because we will eventually
get you, we always do. Just
join us and we can do
fantastic things together.

Uh, I don't feel so well.
Oh God, I look awful!

Why am I so pale?
Hopefully this is a zombie
flick...

And how about you Roger?
Would you like to go back
to managing cockroach
infested tenement slums?

Or a taste of the good life,
that you so richly deserve.

Just do what we ask, and
it will all be yours.

You going to be able to
come up to speed on
all of this?

Definitely.

That's the spirit! How about a
beer?

Absolutely!

[Alien transmission]
And you Linda.
Do you want to remain a
lowly prep cook forever?

[Alien transmission]
We will show you what
you must do.

Uh, ah, I guess I could manage
a little.

If you don't mind, I think I'm
hungrier than I thought. I
could use a sandwhich

if you have anything left.

Do you mind if I pick some
things out? I'm kind of on
a diet.

Yea, we have mustard, mayo,
ketchup...

Huh!

Ah!
Uh!

Professor. Now that you have
made tenure, you will be a very
busy man.

You can't let them take that
away from you.

Yes, I understand that the
graduate South American
internship program was put on
hold before I was instated as

But I have decide now, that it
is one of my top priorities to
get it back on track.

And starting taking bids on
a new grounds crew, the lawn
and the trees on the campus
look terrible!

Can we hold off on the
alumni awards ceremony until
next saturday? Good, I plan
on staying here another week!

Another week? Why don't
we just move out here?
I don't see why we couldn't
work remotely.

Doesn't your college have a
branch out here? Hmm, I already
checked.

Would you be a dear and
order me a Margarita?

I already did.

But I thought only, tenured...

Oh, that. I've already spoken
with The Committee and you will
be fasttracked.

Your tenure will begin
immediately on your first
day as Dean.

[Alien transmission]
I am picking up their signal.
I will show them what they
must do.

[Alien transmission]
Yes, wasn't that wonderful.
See what you can accomplish
when you all work together!

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped.
The Mutants must be stopped.
The Mutants must be stopped.

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.
They must be surrounded.
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
You needn't worry, help
is on the way!

How are they doing?

It doesn't look good.

They're all over the fucking
place!

Trix, cover the right side.
Sis, you peel off and help
her out.

But I can't leave now! I have a
meeting in 15 minutes with the
donation committee for an
endowment for 15 million

Yea, and I have a shareholder
meeting that I'm already late
for! A wage increase or the
union will shut us down!

Yea, and I have to meet with our
Chef and cooking staff to go
over the remaining desserts
for our show on Greece.

Come on, we've got to get the
fuck out of here. Come on! Let's
go! Let's go! Here you go!
Come on!

Yes, you are beautiful Sis.
You will be the envy of every
upcoming star in Hollywood.

Signed to a 3 picture deal!
Working with only the best!
Which is where you belong!

We just need you to take
care of a few more details
for us.

Hey, I'm on my way there now.

Yea, I remember. I auditioned
for the lead 2 months ago.

Really! Mono! That's bad.
I had it in High School.

They want me over there
right now! But I'm not even
dressed right for the role!

Yea, yea, I've got the app for
e-signatures. I can send them
on the way!

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped!

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
Soon you will be one of us.
We are almost together.
Embrace the wonder!

One of the Mutants is now one
of us. She will take care of
the others.

You are no longer a Mutant like
her. She must be destroyed!
Along with the others.

But not here.
Perhaps, she can lead
us to the others.

[Alien transmission] You are now
ready for additional powers that
will aid you in elliminating the
remaining Mutant scum!

[Alien transmission]
You will now aid us in the
hunt for the Mutants.

Hold on.
Where's Roger?

Shit! I thought he'd make it.

Come on!

Hey Sis. I thought you were
covering our flank with Trix?

Yea, I was, but she bailed.

What do you mean bailed?

I mean bailed. Eat it you fuck!

Cough!

Cough!
Cough!
I always knew you were weak...

We have given you this new power
to help you destroy the leader
of the Mutants!

Where's the Professor?

I don't know. I think he's just
up ahead.

Go find him and stay there.
I have to deal with this.

Ah!

[Sis casts new powerful pain
spell on Fig!]

Oh, ah, ah, ow!

Oh, ah, oh, ah!

Oh, ah, ah, ow!

Ah, oh, ah!

Oh, ah, oh, ah!

Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah!

Oh, ah, oh, ah!

Ah!

Eh!

Ah, ah!

Ah, oh, oh, ah!

Ah, ah!

Ah, oh, oh, ah!

Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah!

Ah, oh, oh, ah!

Oh, ah, ah, ow, ah!

Come on Sis! you don't have
to do this!

I have to Fig. Give them up
and we won't mess with you.

They can give you whatever you
want!

So that's why you killed Crank!

I had to! And I'll do the same
with you! They aren't worth it
Fig! You can't fight them
they're too powerful!

Can't you see that we're weak
as humans! They're here to make
us smarter. Give us what we
couldn't get on our own before!

That's just them talking
through you already! In a
little while it will no longer
be you talking at all!

I won't let you or anyone else
steal my future from me!

Sis, you're the last person who
I'd have thought, would have...

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
one with us!

Fuck them!
Bang!

No!

A recent Mutant conversion has
chosen self destruction instead
of salvation. The fool!

[Alien transmission]
The other 2 Candidates are
close by, I can feel them.

[Alien transmission]
I am detecting resistance from
one of the candidates.

[Alien transmission]
I will give them pleasant
thoughts to keep them occupied.

And then add an onion.

Mmmm, my mouth is watering
already!

Throw that in there.

[Alien transmission]
I am tracking the last of
the Mutants.

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped.
The Mutants must be stopped.

[Alien transmission]
You cannot escape.
You cannot escape.

Well, I do have to show up
on the main campus every
once in a while.

I'm sure you could work
that out as Dean.

Plus, being so close to
Denver would be great
for my cooking show!

I don't see why not!
It would be an envestment!
Hell the college might even
pay for it!

You're a genius sweetheart!

I think I'll go back in.
The water's great!
Join me?

I'm on my second Mai Thai
sweetheart.

[Alien transmission]
Do not harm the Candidates.

But what about the endowment?

Without those funds we'll
have to close down several
departments, starting with
Media Arts,

and then Journalism.

I might as well tender my
resignation right now!

What the hell?
I think maybe I took the
wrong turn this morning...

Professor, you must convince
Linda to join us.
Or dispose of her.

There you are! Thank God
I found you!
Are you alright?

I'm fine!

[Alien transmission]
We are delighted to serve
you. But to help you,
we must help each other.

Ah, here we are now.

[Alien transmission]
I will take care of this one.

You cannot escape.
Mutant scum!

[Alien transmission]
I will dispatch with this
Mutant scum now!

[Alien transmission]
Mutant scum!

[Alien transmission]
Need assistance!
Repeat, need assistance!

[Alien transmission]
I will provide backup.

Moving into sector B
now. I am engaging
others now as well!

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be
destroyed!

[Alien transmission]
There is no stopping until
they are destroyed!

[Alien transmission]
You cannot escape.
You cannot escape.
You cannot escape.

Fuck!

But we need to leave
right now!

We can't leave. Fig told me
we need to wait for him here!

No! We need to leave, and we
need to leave now!

What's the matter with you!
Uh, uh, oh, oh, ah, ah, oh,
oh, ahhhh...

[Alien transmission] We only
have 12 minutes before they
board the train at the station
and the conversion regresses!

Sis converted, and it looks like
he was able to get to you as
well!

I barely made it out of
there myself!

But I don't understand?

She's dead...
We don't have time to talk
about it. Come on!

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful once you are
with us...

[Alien transmission]
You must listen to us Linda.

And now, we'll add some water.
I've got about 4 cups in here.
Put that in your pressure
cooker.

Now theres a, on the inside
of your pressure cooker
there's a little line that will
indicate where to fill

the water to.

I know it might be hard to
see, but it's in there.

And we'll take the lid.
Place it on. Make sure
that you hear it lock.

Just like that. And now, once
it's on there and you're sure
that it is locked we're going to
take it over to the burner.

Don't forget your top.
So let's take it on over!

[Alien transmission]
Five minutes and counting
before Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful once you are
with us.

We'll place it on the burner
with your top on, and then we're
going to turn the burner to low.

You don't want to turn it to
high, because the pressure
cooker won't have enough
time,

for all of those juices to
come out. So we're going
to leave it here, we're going
to let it heat up,

and we'll come back and
I'll tell you what's next!

Come on!

Well I'm not going!

Slap!

[Alien transmission]
Have lost visual.

[Alien transmission]
Four minutes and counting
before Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped!

[Alien transmission]
Proceeding to group
engagement area now!

[Alien transmission]
You must listen to us Linda.

Alright. Well the pressure
cooker is done cooking,
and we've let it cool down.

So now we're going to take
it back over.

We're going to take off
the lid. Open up the pot.

Smells so good! And we're
going to take our strainer,
hook it on the pot.

And we're going to strain
the soup from the vegetables.

[Alien transmission]
3 minutes and counting
before Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
They are getting away!

[Alien transmission]
You cannot escape.
You cannot escape.
You cannot escape.

[Alien transmission]
Do not let them escape!

[Alien transmission]
They are nearing the station on
foot now!

It really smells so yummy
already!

[Alien transmission]
Do not harm the Candidates.

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
Additional units responding.

[Alien transmission]
Transmitting additional alerts.

[Alien transmission]
Diverting to target area now.

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.
You mujst block their way!

[Alien transmission]
They must be surrounded.

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped.

[Alien transmission]
All units moving to
containment area now!

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped!

[Alien transmission]
The Mutants must be stopped!

[Alien transmission]
2 minutes and counting before
Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
Encirclement of Candidates
proceeding.

[Alien transmission]
1 minute and counting before
Final Transit!

Sorry buddy, but I kind of like
where I'm at now.
Bang! Bang!

[Alien transmission]
All Candidates must be
accounted for prior
to departure.

[Alien transmission]
Mutant destroyed!

[Alien transmission]
45 seconds and counting before
Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
Encirclement of Candidates
proceeding.

[Alien transmission]
30 seconds and counting before
Final Transit!

[Alien transmission]
15 seconds and counting before
Final Transit!

[Alien transmission!!!]

[Alien transmission]
Final Transit departure in
effect.

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
with us!

[Alien transmission]
I can hear it too, they want
us to turn ourselves in.

[Alien transmission]
You must listen to us Linda!
It will be better for us!

[Alien transmission]
Life will be so much more
wonderful, once you are
with us!

And now, we have our
delicious bone broth soup!

Which you can save as
a stock, you can add it
to some rice, or even
a stew!

Now we're going to take
a quick break, but be
sure to come right
back and join us,

as I share some of my
family secrets for the most
dangerously delicious oatmeal
cookies on the planet!

[Alien transmission]
Just come to us.
Join us.
Trust us!