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Oh.
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Ohh!
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Whoo!
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. Whoo.
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Mm-hmm.
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The Morristown Frackers
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would like to thank you
all for attending today.
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All... oh, let's call it a dozen of you.
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Guess you lucky fans
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can just feel free to
stretch your legs right out
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and enjoy your own section
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all to yourself.
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Hey.
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What, um... What are
you... What are you wearing?
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Yeah, all right. I
know I look ridiculous,
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but my dad wore it when they
went on a winning streak in '86,
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so I figured, can't hurt.
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Is dressing badly, like,
just a thing for baseball?
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'Cause that would explain his jacket.
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Superstition is a thing in baseball.
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It's a tradition that if
you're on a losing streak,
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you change everything that you're doing.
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And if you're on a winning streak,
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you don't change anything.
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Well said. Now, can you say
some of that into the mic?
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I ain't paying you to talk to Charles.
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Uribe's at the plate.
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I don't need a microphone
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to chat with a dozen
people at the ballpark.
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Hey, Uribe! You look
slimmer! Did you lose weight?
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Oh, yes, I did, Jim.
Thank you for noticing.
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As long as it's into the mic.
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Pedro Uribe has lost weight.
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That is all.
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You know what's not helping
my suicidal depression?
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Calling baseball games
into an empty stadium
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and having my own words
bounce back into my face
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like some kind of haunting
metaphor for life's futility.
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Listen, my plan is gonna take time.
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Morristown has been drowning
in apathy for so long,
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they... they don't even recognize
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that I'm throwing them a life preserver.
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Plus, I'm competing with
dirt-cheap entertainment
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that's in every home here.
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Cable?
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- Meth.
- Ah.
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But they'll all come around soon enough
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'cause I'm offering the
only drug more powerful.
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Heroin.
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Nostalgia.
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I think you're wildly
underestimating heroin.
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When the team starts winning again,
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everyone's gonna come back so
they can relive the glory days.
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What makes you think
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that that team is gonna
win any ball games?
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Our luck is gonna change. We're due!
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The team, me, even you.
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Oh, yeah, laugh at my hope.
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I'm sorry, it's just...
You actually believe that?
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Yeah, and I put my money where
my mouth is when I got my loan.
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You know what? Let me
take a look at this.
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- No, wait, 'cause it's...
- No, no! Come on.
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No! It's turtle racing starting soon.
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- Stacy.
- Come on, hey, let me see it.
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I know a thing or two about loans.
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I did a bunch of commercials
for reverse mortgages
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back in the Philippines.
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Is it big enough?
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Uh, I'm gonna need you to
top me off, though, first.
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Jesus, you're blowing
through all my good whiskey.
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Care for some...
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... Sambuca?
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You have a balloon payment due
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after the first month of the season?
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Yep. Hey! No nudging the turtles!
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Yeah, wait till you get to page 47.
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No, I saw that.
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The team has to finish above .500.
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Why in the world would
you agree to all this crap?
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I couldn't just let the team die.
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It would be like losing a limb.
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My dad played first base for
Morristown from '81 to '87.
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Shit, I lost my virginity in
the visitors' bullpen in '88.
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I did what I had to do.
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Here's to giant, life-altering mistakes.
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We both know them well.
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We surely do.
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Ugh! This shit is disgusting.
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- It does the trick.
- Mm-hmm.
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Christ's sakes, you're
starting to look good to me,
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and you're a goddamned disaster.
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Well, thank you for the half-compliment.
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And for the record,
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you looked good to me when
that bottle was still full.
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I'll give you one shot.
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Woo me.
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I may not be the best in any room,
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but I am definitely
the best in this room.
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- Get it off!
- I'm getting it off!
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Aah!
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All right, for those
of you just joining us,
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I got a good one going here.
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Brockmire taking no chances,
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starting right off in the missionary.
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Okay, shh.
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- He's trying to find his rhythm.
- Okay, okay, shh.
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Ho!
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Julia James with a surprise
finger in the keister!
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And Brockmire is into it.
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Oh, man!
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The old fastball sign makes
for a real snug butt plug.
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Okay, folks.
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Bott...
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Bottom of the 9th.
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Frackers have runners on the corners,
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and I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna rest my eyes
for just a little bit.
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Sambuca.
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Hey, am I wrong? Is the
winning point at bat?
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The winning run is up, yes,
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but he hits the ball
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like he's trying to wake
it up from a little nap,
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so I'm just gonna take it easy
until he makes the final out.
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Okay, whatever,
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as long as you stop talking about...
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Oh, my God, last night was
some of the best sex I ever had.
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No. No, you didn't
stop talking about it.
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There was an improvisational
quality to it.
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It... It was like every
surface in her apartment
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- was a workbench upon which...
- No.
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Yeah, upon which
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- we constructed our sexual art.
- Please.
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Hey, Jim? Please stop, okay?
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Jules is like my mom,
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and you've been talking
about having sex with her
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for the past three hours.
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- I just...
- It's messed up!
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I just... I have to end things with her
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before everything gets messy,
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metaphorically and literally.
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We went through half a
tube of lube last night.
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Aaaah!
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Stop it! Stop, shh!
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This wasn't about vaginal moisture.
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She has that in spades.
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It was strictly a friction issue.
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Shut up!
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Lazy fly ball to left field.
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This should do it, folks.
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Whoa!
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No! It falls!
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And now Maldonado kicks
it like it owes him money.
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And now they're sprinting
around the bases.
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- Go, go, go!
- It's a Little League home run!
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The Frackers win!
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The Frackers win!
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Yeah! Whoo!
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Uh...
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Uh... for the record,
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Sambuca tastes better
on the way out, folks.
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Ohh.
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Look, I'm disaster on about
17 different levels, all right,
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so I just think any more
hanky panky between us
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would, well, probably be a mistake.
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Huge mistake.
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For Christ's sakes, you say
things like "hanky panky."
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Trust me, sleeping with you
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was one of the biggest
regrets of my life,
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and I have a tattoo of a
dream catcher on my ankle.
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To be clear, okay, I...
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Hey, I do not think that I am capable
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of having a successful
adult relationship anymore.
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Yeah, no. That's... abundantly clear.
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Well, getting emasculated
in front of America
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caused me to chase ass like a Kennedy,
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but, you know, you're not
just some fling in a bar.
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You happen to be my boss.
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So... What... What...
What are you doing?
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Are you serious?
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They won.
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So... unfortunately for both of us,
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we're gonna have to repeat
everything we did last night.
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Ho, what the hell. All right.
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Uh, just keep that dream
catcher tattoo covered up,
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because I have to maintain
an erection over here.
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I actually don't think
that's gonna be a problem.
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I call bottom this time!
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I can believe you went
down on me three times.
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Oh, I can do it again.
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You still haven't experienced
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what I like to call the
conference on the mound.
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- Okay, shh.
- You know, it's kind of a...
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Shut up.
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Is that the finger
that you put in my ass?
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Shh.
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Hope you folks are all enjoying
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"Free Cold Medicine Day"
here at the ballpark.
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Quick reminder... Go ahead
and have another gel pack.
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The Frackers won't judge you
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like those snooty pharmacy assholes.
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All right, now, listen up.
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We got a good one going here.
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Look at the field now,
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because the Frackers are threatening
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here in the bottom of the 8th
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with runners on the corners.
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And here comes the pitch.
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Whoo!
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Some might call that Istanbul,
but I call it Constantinople!
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The Frackers take the lead!
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My gosh, what a comeback.
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So, a Sambuca-fueled Brockmire
is still struggling mightily
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with the button-fly jeans.
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Come on, now!
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All right. Here comes the
payoff pitch from Grant.
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Deep fly ball to center field.
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Back at the warning track.
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He makes the grab,
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and the Frackers miraculously
escape a bases-loaded jam.
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My goodness!
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Proceed.
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Oh, my God. Just shoot me.
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Frickin' shoot me.
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Oh, my goodness.
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He dropped the ball. That's a balk!
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A walk-off balk
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gives the Frackers
their fifth win in a row.
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Now I have seen everything.
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Cheers.
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Oh, it's happening.
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- No, he's not!
- It's happening.
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No! Oh, yes!
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All right! Go, Brockmire!
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Oh, my God!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Brockmire showing the crowd
why naked men should never run.
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Your dick and balls look like
they're having a fistfight!
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Home run... Frackers!
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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That's their sixth win in a row.
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♪ And the rockets' red glare ♪
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♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪
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♪ Gave proof through the... ♪
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Where have you been?!
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Charles got T-boned by
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an ambulance on the way here.
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I-I... It was full of
blood for a blood drive.
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I kept slipping in it.
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- Wait, so that's not your blood?
- No.
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- Get out. Get out.
- I don't know whose blood this is.
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- I don't know whose blood this is!
- Close the door.
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She's already singing.
We don't have any time.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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♪ ... wave ♪
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Come on, Brockmire!
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All right. I'm hurrying.
I'm hurrying I am. I am.
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00:12:32,979 --> 00:12:36,950
♪ ... land of the free ♪
260
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:39,486
♪ Oh ♪
261
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:42,455
♪ And the home ♪
262
00:12:42,522 --> 00:12:47,728
♪ Of the brave ♪
263
00:12:47,795 --> 00:12:50,397
Lay it down.
264
00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:01,474
My goodness. You were right.
265
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:03,743
These people... They
are high on nostalgia.
266
00:13:03,810 --> 00:13:05,045
Jules!
267
00:13:05,112 --> 00:13:06,413
- Jules.
- Hey!
268
00:13:06,479 --> 00:13:09,282
Who's that haircut with teeth?
269
00:13:09,349 --> 00:13:10,683
Um, that's Gary.
270
00:13:10,751 --> 00:13:12,486
- Gary.
- He's the point person around here
271
00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,620
for Pennsylvania Shale Oil and Gas.
272
00:13:14,687 --> 00:13:16,322
We kind of had a thing for a bit.
273
00:13:16,389 --> 00:13:17,356
Did you now?
274
00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:19,860
Look at this crowd.
275
00:13:19,926 --> 00:13:22,796
I'm so proud of you.
Your dream's coming true.
276
00:13:22,863 --> 00:13:24,198
Mm.
277
00:13:24,264 --> 00:13:25,731
Thank you.
278
00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:27,468
Um, Gary, I want you to meet...
279
00:13:27,535 --> 00:13:29,269
Jim Brockmire.
280
00:13:29,335 --> 00:13:30,870
Wow. I'll tell you what.
281
00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:33,882
I am a big fan of your
work in Kansas City.
282
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:35,875
- I don't like you.
- What?
283
00:13:35,978 --> 00:13:38,177
Something about your essence is
just rubbing me the wrong way,
284
00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,213
so I'd appreciate it if you'd just...
285
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,347
just keep your distance from me.
286
00:13:40,413 --> 00:13:42,482
Uh, Jim...
287
00:13:42,564 --> 00:13:45,535
Gary is a friend.
288
00:13:45,601 --> 00:13:47,780
He's the one who helped me get my loan
289
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:48,707
so I could buy the team.
290
00:13:48,801 --> 00:13:49,563
- Really?
- Yes.
291
00:13:49,581 --> 00:13:50,476
'Cause I read that loan,
292
00:13:50,524 --> 00:13:52,092
and no true friend would
ever let you sign it.
293
00:13:52,713 --> 00:13:54,581
Come on. The guy is
obviously up to something.
294
00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,151
The man works for a gas
company, for crying out loud.
295
00:13:57,218 --> 00:14:00,187
Never trust a man who sucks
Satan's dick for a living.
296
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,555
All right.
297
00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:03,589
Nice to meet you. Stay
the hell away from me.
298
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:06,993
Don't be sorry. Everybody gets jealous.
299
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,863
Jea... Uh, whoa. Excuse...
300
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,132
Now, why would I be jealous, sweetheart?
301
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,434
Well, it's only natural.
302
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:15,302
When two people spend
this much time together,
303
00:14:15,368 --> 00:14:16,637
feelings bubble up.
304
00:14:16,704 --> 00:14:18,771
Darlin', I don't have feelings for you.
305
00:14:18,839 --> 00:14:20,941
I don't have feelings for anybody.
306
00:14:23,611 --> 00:14:25,679
Just out of curiosity, though,
307
00:14:25,746 --> 00:14:29,049
um, how long did you and
Gary date for, anyway?
308
00:14:29,116 --> 00:14:31,651
We went out two or three times.
309
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,653
Did you, uh, have sex with him?
310
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,755
Seven and a half...
311
00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:39,126
Depends how you... I mean,
eight times, probably.
312
00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,876
Wow. Seven and a half.
313
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:41,643
Half a time?
314
00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:43,114
That should have been
interesting. All right.
315
00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:45,432
Just... I'm sorry. I
can't... I... Really?
316
00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:48,334
'Cause I can't believe you
actually had sex with that guy.
317
00:14:48,401 --> 00:14:49,836
Why? He's very nice
318
00:14:49,904 --> 00:14:51,183
and knows a lot about wine
319
00:14:51,192 --> 00:14:52,221
- and isn't diabetic.
- Oh.
320
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:54,074
And around here, that makes him
the catch of the frickin' century.
321
00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:55,843
And you know what? You
have no right to judge me.
322
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,679
You've admitted to having
sex with prostitutes
323
00:14:58,746 --> 00:15:00,146
all over the world.
324
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:02,382
Hey, I was helping those
ladies find a new life
325
00:15:02,449 --> 00:15:03,483
20 bucks at a time.
326
00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:04,718
20 bucks?
327
00:15:04,785 --> 00:15:06,987
Oh, the dollar's very strong right now.
328
00:15:07,054 --> 00:15:08,756
You know what? You're an asshole.
329
00:15:08,823 --> 00:15:10,924
I can't even look at
you. Tonight, blindfolds.
330
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,391
No, we're not. You know why?
331
00:15:12,459 --> 00:15:13,926
'Cause I'm tired of treating my dick
332
00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:15,294
like some kind of a lucky
333
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,136
- rabbit's foot.
- Oh.
334
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,263
No, the idea that our sex
335
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:20,032
is actually helping the
Frackers win ball games is...
336
00:15:20,099 --> 00:15:21,067
It's ludicrous.
337
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,369
So, if you don't believe in the streak
338
00:15:23,436 --> 00:15:25,638
and you don't have any feelings for me,
339
00:15:25,705 --> 00:15:26,873
why have we been having sex
340
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,541
every night for the last two weeks?
341
00:15:28,608 --> 00:15:30,444
Because I thought my only other option
342
00:15:30,518 --> 00:15:32,762
was talking to that asshole all night.
343
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:33,516
But you know?
344
00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:34,587
- No, maybe I made a mistake.
- Oh.
345
00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:36,049
Hey, friend? Excuse me.
346
00:15:36,116 --> 00:15:37,184
What's your story?
347
00:15:37,251 --> 00:15:38,786
Oh. Well...
348
00:15:38,853 --> 00:15:41,387
I was born two days prematurely.
349
00:15:41,454 --> 00:15:42,823
No, no.
350
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:44,725
Clearly, I was right to
have sex with you instead.
351
00:15:44,731 --> 00:15:46,459
So, all right. How about this...
352
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:47,928
Ehh...
353
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:50,062
I don't really feel like it anymore.
354
00:15:50,130 --> 00:15:52,499
I mean, I didn't feel like
it half the times we did it.
355
00:15:52,565 --> 00:15:55,134
Your personal grooming is...
356
00:15:56,603 --> 00:15:58,238
It's atrocious, and you
smell like weird herbs.
357
00:15:58,305 --> 00:15:59,906
Oh, that's the Sambuca.
358
00:15:59,973 --> 00:16:03,743
Only reason I did it was because
it was my civic frickin' duty.
359
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:06,680
But I would rather lose
every game from here on in
360
00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:09,416
than have sex with you again.
361
00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:12,185
Fi-Fine. Okay.
362
00:16:12,252 --> 00:16:15,855
I'll bet we win tomorrow's game by...
363
00:16:15,922 --> 00:16:18,790
And with the score 18-0,
364
00:16:18,858 --> 00:16:20,761
looks like the fairy tale is over
365
00:16:20,828 --> 00:16:22,863
and the Frackers have
turned back into a pumpkin
366
00:16:22,930 --> 00:16:24,231
through no fault of anyone's
367
00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:27,266
other than the players
on the field, of course.
368
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,819
All right. Frackers are
down to their final out.
369
00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:40,521
Here comes the pitch.
370
00:16:40,588 --> 00:16:42,290
Good slider there,
371
00:16:42,357 --> 00:16:45,693
and the count goes to 0-2 now to Uribe.
372
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,062
Hey, Brockmire!
373
00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:49,999
You want to party with Uribe tonight?
374
00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:54,435
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm free.
375
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:55,736
Strike!
376
00:16:55,804 --> 00:16:57,838
I guess I'm free now.
377
00:17:00,308 --> 00:17:03,010
So, is you dating anyone?
378
00:17:03,078 --> 00:17:05,579
No. Why do you ask that?
379
00:17:05,646 --> 00:17:08,416
Oh, I think maybe you and Miss Jules.
380
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,217
No, no. Hey, no.
381
00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:13,254
Nothing going on between
me and Miss "Hools."
382
00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:15,890
What about you? You...
You got anybody special?
383
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:18,360
Ha. Uribe never marry.
384
00:17:18,426 --> 00:17:21,796
No one ties me down,
not even my 13 kids.
385
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,832
13 kids?
386
00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:25,166
I'm Catholic.
387
00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,468
Condoms are sin, and I hate to pull out.
388
00:17:27,536 --> 00:17:29,805
I hear you. Very difficult
to leave the party
389
00:17:29,872 --> 00:17:31,239
when it is just getting good.
390
00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:33,434
Child support is why I still play,
391
00:17:33,538 --> 00:17:35,376
even though I only 29.
392
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:38,446
American kids are so expensive.
393
00:17:38,513 --> 00:17:40,381
The Dominican ones, not so much.
394
00:17:40,449 --> 00:17:41,883
The dollar is very strong right now.
395
00:17:41,950 --> 00:17:43,818
Oh, hey. You... You
don't have to tell me.
396
00:17:45,753 --> 00:17:47,655
Ooh-ha!
397
00:17:47,722 --> 00:17:49,691
Ah.
398
00:17:49,758 --> 00:17:52,828
And as my guest...
399
00:17:52,895 --> 00:17:55,364
you can pick.
400
00:17:55,431 --> 00:17:56,598
Oh. Well, uh...
401
00:17:56,665 --> 00:17:58,833
Well, let's just...
We'll let the girls pick.
402
00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:00,068
You're cute.
403
00:18:00,135 --> 00:18:02,636
You remind me of my favorite stepdad.
404
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:05,507
I... Oh... Well, you
know, I get that a lot.
405
00:18:05,513 --> 00:18:08,279
- Um, Uribe.
- Hmm?
406
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:09,811
Pedro?
407
00:18:09,877 --> 00:18:11,379
Um...
408
00:18:11,446 --> 00:18:14,382
How likely is this to
become a group-sex situation?
409
00:18:14,450 --> 00:18:15,984
No, because, in the fog of war,
410
00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,586
sometimes things get a little chaotic,
411
00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:19,788
so I think we should
set some ground rules.
412
00:18:19,855 --> 00:18:21,056
Oye.
413
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:23,091
I am no cigua, okay?
414
00:18:23,157 --> 00:18:26,060
If my dick is inside of a woman,
415
00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:28,963
whatever you do to me is not gay,
416
00:18:29,030 --> 00:18:30,365
so do a lot of it.
417
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,302
A lot!
418
00:18:34,368 --> 00:18:35,538
A lot.
419
00:18:37,439 --> 00:18:38,340
Hey.
420
00:18:38,406 --> 00:18:40,509
Let's make things interesting.
421
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:41,710
Oh.
422
00:18:43,511 --> 00:18:44,980
Mmm.
423
00:18:45,047 --> 00:18:47,048
They're already pretty fascinating.
424
00:18:49,851 --> 00:18:51,585
- Who is it?
- Brockmire.
425
00:18:54,423 --> 00:18:56,324
I thought you were with Uribe.
426
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:59,846
I was, I was, but I think I realized
427
00:18:59,885 --> 00:19:01,228
that I don't want to
be that guy anymore.
428
00:19:01,296 --> 00:19:03,198
Maybe I never was
that guy, but I just...
429
00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:04,899
I wanted to be because
then that would mean
430
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:07,468
I couldn't be hurt again or something.
431
00:19:07,536 --> 00:19:08,904
I just...
432
00:19:08,971 --> 00:19:10,439
I know that I like you.
433
00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:13,407
I like that you see the world
for the shit pile that it is,
434
00:19:13,474 --> 00:19:15,443
but that just makes you shovel faster.
435
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:18,078
Most of all, I like that we seem to have
436
00:19:18,145 --> 00:19:20,949
the same exact level of
functional alcoholism.
437
00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:22,918
I don't want to be
getting gross and high
438
00:19:22,984 --> 00:19:24,218
with a bunch of strangers.
439
00:19:24,286 --> 00:19:27,222
I want to... I want to be here with you.
440
00:19:27,289 --> 00:19:28,857
Are you high right now?
441
00:19:28,924 --> 00:19:30,826
A little bit, yes. I-I'm not prude.
442
00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:32,494
I had a couple toots. Come on.
443
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,868
You know, the thing is, is you and me...
444
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:36,832
It's just not a good idea.
445
00:19:36,898 --> 00:19:39,266
This is a terrible idea, but...
446
00:19:40,668 --> 00:19:43,938
I looked into your eyes for
a long time the other night.
447
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:46,474
I know that you're feeling
the same things I am.
448
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:47,542
I know it.
449
00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:50,044
Baseball makes me want to exist.
450
00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:54,339
You... You make me want to live.
451
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:59,020
God... damn it.
452
00:20:22,961 --> 00:20:23,903
As many of you know,
453
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,150
it was our plan to
encourage a bankruptcy
454
00:20:26,217 --> 00:20:27,819
of the Morristown baseball team
455
00:20:27,886 --> 00:20:29,620
so that we could demolish the stadium
456
00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,889
and build a long-needed wastewater pit.
457
00:20:31,956 --> 00:20:34,191
Well, unfortunately,
attendance is much higher
458
00:20:34,259 --> 00:20:35,647
than, uh, our models predicted,
459
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,694
so, uh, it is my position
460
00:20:37,774 --> 00:20:41,114
that we take a much
more... aggressive stance.
461
00:20:41,154 --> 00:20:43,534
Um, all in favor?
462
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,137
Okay, good.
463
00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:49,398
Last but certainly not least.
464
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:55,147
Sweet, sweet Deb.
465
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:57,081
My favorite memories
of you will always be
466
00:20:57,140 --> 00:20:59,495
from the 2013 retreat in Mazatlán.
467
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,952
You were a diamond
468
00:21:01,019 --> 00:21:02,954
that glittered for us all that weekend,
469
00:21:03,021 --> 00:21:04,522
and call me sentimental,
470
00:21:04,589 --> 00:21:07,037
but I'd like to see you
glitter one more time.
471
00:21:07,108 --> 00:21:10,762
So, Deb, do you remember...
472
00:21:10,829 --> 00:21:12,397
the Margarita Men?
473
00:21:15,434 --> 00:21:18,003
Look at her face! We
love you, Deborah Gortley!
474
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,538
Whoo!
475
00:21:19,605 --> 00:21:21,272
Mazatlán! Mazatlán!
476
00:21:21,339 --> 00:21:22,441
Mazatlán! Mazatlán!
477
00:21:22,508 --> 00:21:24,009
This is Pennsylvania Shale right here!
478
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:25,777
This is why we do what we do!
479
00:21:27,212 --> 00:21:28,480
Look at her! Look at here!
480
00:21:30,929 --> 00:21:34,996
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