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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[Wayne] This means war.
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[Connie] Previously
on Black Monday...
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This is for my homies
in the mother[bleep] ghetto.
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My dad literally died
of a heart attack
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while beating me.
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- [laughs]
- How quickly do you think
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you can get behind
this bank bailout?
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[Harris] Immediately.
After I solidify my standing
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and another term
seems in the bag,
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I will slip it right in.
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You're all going down.
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The heat is on but not
in the cool Glenn Frey way.
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[Dawn] I don't need you
to save my ass.
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I came up
with Black Monday.
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[Lenny]
I want my revenge!
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Or you'll go back to jail,
Keith.
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[Keith]
She's undercover.
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She busted him
and turned him.
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[Connie] Good luck sleeping,
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'cause the next knock
you hear could be me.
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[knocking]
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Uh, how the fuck
did he get you here?
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He told me you could get me
out of this shit.
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How the fuck
did he get you here?
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He told me you could get me
out of this shit.
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Funny, 'cause he told me he
could get me out of this shit.
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I feel like
we're in the movie Clue.
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Oh, yeah, I know,
it was Professor Cocksucker
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with the rope
in the congressman's bedroom.
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What the fuck is that
supposed to mean?
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That you're
probably responsible
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for your boyfriend's death,
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considering
that the only people
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who could have had access
to that sex tape
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are me and you,
and I'm not a fucking psycho.
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Yeah, that's it.
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I don't know why
you're grinning, Keith.
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Last I checked,
five people died
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during your little
Dog Day Afternoon,
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so you're not exactly
not a murderer yourself.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, none of those
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were my fault, and one of them
was from natural causes.
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And last time I checked, Dawn,
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wasn't Black Monday basically
National Kill Yourself Day?
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- So I don't know--
- Okay, fine.
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So we all got bodies,
all right?
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- We all got fucking bodies.
- What are you guys doing here?
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- Oh, God.
- Oh, no.
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I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Come in, please.
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We got soda, orange juice,
purple stuff, Sunny D,
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and a shit ton of cocaine.
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♪ dramatic percussive music ♪
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[Dawn] So, what, we're supposed
to just trust each other,
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not to mention you,
after everything?
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We have fucked each other more
than the Mamas and the Papas.
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They're a famously
incestuous band.
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- Never heard of 'em.
- I'm more of a Wham! guy.
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I'm more of a black guy.
Look, we're even, okay?
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We all need this, and there's
really no other fucking choice.
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Unless you guys wanna spend
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the rest of your lives
in prison.
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That's what I thought.
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So last night,
after Keith crashed our date
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and ruined our lives--
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Technically,
you ruined our lives.
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I just put it all
out in the open.
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Yeah, I did
the Amerisavings thing
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to fuck you guys over,
because each of you guys
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fucked me over,
and you deserved that shit.
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Now, I was gonna leave it
at that and disappear forever
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until my past caught up to me,
literally,
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but from that first moment
that Connie took me down--
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Wait, wait, who's Connie?
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Connie, Aisha, Dee-Dee,
the same chick,
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- the FBI bitch.
- That bitch.
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[Mo] When she took me down,
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I started putting
pieces together
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to figure out a way
to take her down with me.
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And then I took down some coke,
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which I haven't done
in a long time.
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That shit hit my brain
like Popeye's spinach.
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But I figured out that I could
put those same pieces together
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to save all of us
but only if you guys
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are willing to complete
the puzzle.
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[electronic whirring]
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[Dawn] What the fuck?
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How much coke did you do?
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This looks likes
Drew Barrymore's diary.
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I used it purely
as a study aid, Dawn.
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Okay, I knocked this shit out
in 13 hours.
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Then I color-coded my record
collection by rhythm section,
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and by color,
I'm talking about race.
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And by rhythm,
I'm also talking about race.
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Jesus, what's the fucking plan?
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No, you're right,
you're right.
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Stay on point, stay on point.
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So here you can see,
it's simple.
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Actually, it's...[laughs]
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It's very fucking complicated,
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as evidenced by the fact
that I needed several
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floor-to-ceiling windows
to write all the shit down,
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but like I said,
when Connie busted me,
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I started trying to figure out
a way to save my ass.
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It turns out,
it could save all our asses.
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♪ Midnight Star's "Operator"
playing ♪
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♪ The operator... ♪
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Hey, wake up, brother,
it is payback time.
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Roland Madison, from back
in our Black Panther days.
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No, no, not the comic book.
[chuckles]
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The movement started
by Huey Newton.
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No, that would be Huey Lewis.
That's The News.
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Yeah, they are
very similar-sounding.
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Wait, is this Sam Poole?
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Shit, that's a six.
It's a six.
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Hey, wake up, brother,
it is payback time.
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[Sam] Roland?
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♪ Operator... ♪
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May I just say, damn.
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Mm-mm, get outta here
with that weak shit.
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♪♪♪
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♪ Operate on me ♪
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♪ Take control of that body ♪
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♪ Take control of me ♪
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♪ I called my baby
up on the telephone ♪
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♪ I got connected
to a freaky zone ♪
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Oh.
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♪ The conversation... ♪
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On behalf of all men,
I am so sorry.
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- Can I refill you?
- Yes, please.
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[wine pouring]
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♪♪♪
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- Dude, you love a honeypot.
- What's a honeypot?
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[both] You haven't seen
Hogan's Heroes?
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Hogan's Heroes.
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Oh, I was more
of an F Troop guy.
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Yeah, that tracks,
but my guy on the inside
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can't do shit unless Dawn
gets $3 million
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transferred to an account in
the Caymans in Connie's name.
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Transferred from where?
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The AASF.
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Why the fuck
would Marcus do that?
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So he can hit that shit.
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- Again?
- [both] Ohh.
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[chuckles, stammers]
Who cares?
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I don't--it doesn't--
Wait, again?
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Fuck, it's fine.
I don't care.
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That doesn't--it--
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Well, I'll tell you
why he should do it, okay?
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Because Connie's been fucking
our people over for years,
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and this is gonna save
the AASF.
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Trust me, all of our problems
with Connie
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will be taken care of if Dawn
can take care of Marcus.
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Okay, if...if you and Dawn
can get rid of Connie,
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that doesn't mean that Reagan
and the FBI
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are just gonna forget
about Black Monday.
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[Keith]
Eh, I don't know.
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Reagan's kinda known
for forgetting shit,
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and not just
whose side he's on.
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- Or the middle class.
- Or the mentally ill.
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Or the fact that he used
to be pro-choice,
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but you're right, Blair.
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They're not just gonna
stop coming for us.
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Especially if Larry Leighman
goes down for the yen trade,
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he's gonna try
to take us down too.
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Which is why
you have to convince him
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to find a patsy
to pin the yen thing on.
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That way, they stay clean,
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and it'll keep us
from getting revenge fucked.
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Okay, if Keith
can pull this off,
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who goes down for Black Monday?
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Well, no one,
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until you leverage
Pastor Newell
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to do us a huge favor.
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- What's that?
- An act of kindness.
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But that's
not important right now.
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[laughs]
I'm just kidding.
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I watched Airplane three times
when I was on my coke-a-thon.
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They really love
that joke structure.
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- What the fuck is the favor?
- What is happening?
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Okay, okay, okay, right.
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You have to get Pastor Newell
to get his puppet,
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the governor, to pardon me
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after I confess to
masterminding Black Monday.
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- [Keith chuckles]
- Oh, shit.
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Come on, you guys know
this is fucking brilliant.
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- Look at this shit.
- [Keith] I don't know, Mo.
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It's a-it's a lot
of moving parts.
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Yeah, it ain't a slam dunk.
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But, you know, getting four
people cleared of FBI charges
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for which they are
legitimately guilty never is.
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But we all gotta be in.
All in.
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Fuck it, I'm in.
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I'm in.
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Eh, no.
I'm not doing that shit.
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Dawn, this shit only works
if we're all in.
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No, I'm in.
I'm just--
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I'm not doing that dumbass
sports hand thing.
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♪ Glenn Frey's
"The Heat Is On" playing ♪
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♪♪♪
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[Dawn] Marcus, I can fix this.
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- Trust me.
- How?
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If you transfer $3 million
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into an account
in the Cayman Islands,
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we can sink that FBI bitch
for good.
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♪ Inside your head... ♪
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Hey, why don't you
call in sick?
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You know I would,
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but today is the biggest day
of my career.
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♪ ...and the beat's so loud ♪
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♪ Deep inside... ♪
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[siren wailing]
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[Larry] That's why
I rushed over here
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the second I got your note.
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I genuinely like you.
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The FBI are after us.
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What the fuck?
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All we need to do
is pin it on a patsy.
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♪ Whoo ♪
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♪♪♪
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♪ Oh-ooh-oh-oh,
oh-ooh-oh-oh... ♪
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[Blair] I can fix this
for both of us,
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but you have to put me
on the air.
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Congressman Harris'
suicide note.
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Take her down, Lynette!
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Oh, look at the numbers climb!
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I know how close you are
with the governor.
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You're gonna ask him
to do me a favor.
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ The heat
is on ♪
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♪ The heat is on ♪
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♪ Oh, it's on the street ♪
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- ♪ The heat is ♪
- [knocking]
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♪♪♪
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- ♪ On ♪
- Freeze! Freeze!
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Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
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♪ Give me your answer, do ♪
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♪ I'm so crazy
all for the love of you ♪
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♪ It won't be
a stylish marriage ♪
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♪ I can't afford
a carriage ♪
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- ♪ But you'll look sweet ♪
- ♪ Upon the seat ♪
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[both] ♪ Of a bicycle
built for two ♪
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- ♪ Or three ♪
- Shut the fuck up, Keith!
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00:08:19,345 --> 00:08:21,261
You're not part of this!
249
00:08:21,345 --> 00:08:23,553
I'm going to stick my foot
up your ass!
250
00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,136
[groans]
251
00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:26,303
[sobs]
252
00:08:26,387 --> 00:08:28,261
Lenny, Lenny...
253
00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:29,261
- [Lenny] No!
- Okay.
254
00:08:29,345 --> 00:08:30,095
- [Lenny] I can do it.
- Okay.
255
00:08:30,178 --> 00:08:32,095
I can do anything.
256
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,929
Oh, hardy-har-har.
257
00:08:34,011 --> 00:08:35,595
Let's all laugh at the man
258
00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:37,720
who was panini'd
by a supercar.
259
00:08:37,804 --> 00:08:39,720
So funny,
I forgot to die.
260
00:08:39,804 --> 00:08:41,804
- We were just having fun.
- Nobody's laughing at you!
261
00:08:41,887 --> 00:08:43,470
Oh, really?
262
00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:44,887
Lenny, look,
the only reason I'm here
263
00:08:44,970 --> 00:08:47,011
is to help you, help us.
264
00:08:47,095 --> 00:08:48,178
Shut up, Keith!
265
00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,637
There is no us!
266
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,762
Lawrence, your infatuation
with this baby carrot of a man
267
00:08:53,845 --> 00:08:55,845
continues to befuddle me.
268
00:08:55,929 --> 00:08:57,887
Well, this baby carrot
of a man
269
00:08:57,970 --> 00:09:01,136
is the only thing standing
between you and the FB--
270
00:09:01,220 --> 00:09:03,387
I think we need more firewood.
271
00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,845
Go get firewood.
272
00:09:04,929 --> 00:09:07,762
What do you say, Keithy?
Go on a kindling run?
273
00:09:07,845 --> 00:09:10,136
Sure.
274
00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:11,637
Oh, baby brother.
275
00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,387
What was it our grand-père
used to say here at Wolf Lake?
276
00:09:15,470 --> 00:09:20,011
You can't say "family man"
without "Leighman."
277
00:09:20,095 --> 00:09:22,261
Yeah, he did, Len.
278
00:09:22,345 --> 00:09:25,178
♪ soft dramatic music ♪
279
00:09:25,261 --> 00:09:27,011
Hurry back.
280
00:09:27,095 --> 00:09:31,887
♪♪♪
281
00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,553
How far away
is this firewood?
282
00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:34,929
What firewood?
283
00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:38,053
The firewood that we told
your brother we're getting.
284
00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,387
What brother?
285
00:09:39,470 --> 00:09:43,178
My brother Lenny
survived Black Monday
286
00:09:43,261 --> 00:09:46,261
only to tragically
succumb to injuries
287
00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:48,178
right after the devastating
288
00:09:48,261 --> 00:09:51,929
and highly illegal yen trade
289
00:09:52,011 --> 00:09:53,220
he made.
290
00:09:53,303 --> 00:09:54,261
Uh, no.
291
00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,887
You said it.
A patsy.
292
00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,970
No, no, I never suggested
293
00:09:59,053 --> 00:10:00,553
that we leave him
in the woods to die.
294
00:10:00,637 --> 00:10:02,303
We're in this together now.
295
00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:05,470
All the way...
296
00:10:05,553 --> 00:10:06,637
brother.
297
00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,428
♪ Upon the seat ♪
298
00:10:09,512 --> 00:10:12,720
♪ Of a bicycle built ♪
299
00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:17,470
♪ For two ♪
300
00:10:17,553 --> 00:10:19,178
[Yassir]
Thanks again for lunch.
301
00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:20,178
[Mo] Oh, of course.
302
00:10:20,261 --> 00:10:21,553
You did take advantage of me
a little bit
303
00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:23,512
by ordering
that seafood tower to go.
304
00:10:23,595 --> 00:10:25,762
[laughs]
But no, it's fine.
305
00:10:25,845 --> 00:10:27,345
I-I just wanted to thank you
306
00:10:27,428 --> 00:10:29,553
for being my eyes and ears
at TBD.
307
00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:30,887
I mean, without you,
I never would have known
308
00:10:30,970 --> 00:10:31,762
about Amerisavings.
309
00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:33,387
- We go back.
- Yeah.
310
00:10:33,470 --> 00:10:35,762
I was a security guard
before you found me.
311
00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:38,762
I think you mean
before you blackmailed me
312
00:10:38,845 --> 00:10:40,970
into giving you a job
with the security footage
313
00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:43,595
of me and Dawn destroying
the Leighman Brothers' office.
314
00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,220
Yeah, there's-there's
your version.
315
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:46,595
- [laughs]
- And then there's my version.
316
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,512
Yeah, "po-tay-to,"
"po-tah-to," yeah, yeah.
317
00:10:48,595 --> 00:10:49,637
- Yeah.
- Which is why
318
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,887
this next part's gonna be
a little difficult.
319
00:10:51,970 --> 00:10:54,136
Why are you talking to me
like you're divorcing my mom?
320
00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:55,595
- Just wait a second.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
321
00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:57,637
You sound just like
my stepdad Sam
322
00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,095
and my stepdad Todd
323
00:11:00,178 --> 00:11:01,428
and my stepdad Jean-Pierre
324
00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:03,136
but without the Haitian patois.
325
00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:04,136
I'm sorry, buddy,
326
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:06,136
but I gotta go away
for a little while.
327
00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:08,220
So that's it?
328
00:11:08,303 --> 00:11:09,762
Dad's leaving!
329
00:11:09,845 --> 00:11:11,261
Jesus.
330
00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:12,428
I should've known.
331
00:11:12,512 --> 00:11:14,053
That's why you've been
spoiling me all day.
332
00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:17,053
I'm gonna miss you too,
which is why I want to give you
333
00:11:17,136 --> 00:11:19,095
a little something
to remember me by.
334
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:21,428
♪ smooth music ♪
335
00:11:21,512 --> 00:11:23,512
$30 in quarters?
336
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:27,220
Trust me, you're gonna need
every goddamn one of them.
337
00:11:27,303 --> 00:11:30,178
[engine revving]
338
00:11:30,261 --> 00:11:35,178
♪♪♪
339
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,762
- [knock at door]
- [Wayne] Come in.
340
00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:08,762
Hey, Yassir, what's up?
341
00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,387
Uh, what the fuck
am I looking at?
342
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:13,512
Justice.
343
00:12:13,595 --> 00:12:15,970
I came up with
Just For Men first.
344
00:12:16,053 --> 00:12:17,720
And now they're gonna sue me?
345
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:20,178
I'm a tiny nonprofit
men's rights group.
346
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,011
They're a soulless corporation,
347
00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,428
profiting off
the anti-gray female gaze.
348
00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:26,011
Well, I'm gonna teach 'em
a lesson
349
00:12:26,095 --> 00:12:28,011
by syringing bleach into
these Just For Men bottles
350
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,804
and then sneaking them back
on the shelves just like...
351
00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:32,553
[both] The Chicago Tylenol
tampering murders of 1982.
352
00:12:32,637 --> 00:12:33,887
Yeah, I got it, man.
353
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:35,845
Except no one's gonna die.
354
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,845
I mean, they're just gonna...
not dye.
355
00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:40,470
[laughs]
D-Y-E, get it?
356
00:12:40,553 --> 00:12:42,387
Bet they go bankrupt
once all their customers
357
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:43,720
start looking like this.
358
00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:45,637
You're-you're fucking
with people's look, man.
359
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,011
It's just not cool.
360
00:12:47,095 --> 00:12:48,303
Listen, I don't need
your approval,
361
00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:50,261
but I could use a ride
to 15 Duane Reades
362
00:12:50,345 --> 00:12:52,553
in the tri-state area
so I can restock these.
363
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:55,011
Yeah, not gonna do that.
364
00:12:55,095 --> 00:12:57,845
So you wanna tell me what
the hell this is all about?
365
00:12:57,929 --> 00:13:00,095
$3 million transferred
366
00:13:00,178 --> 00:13:02,804
into an offshore bank account
in your name.
367
00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:03,929
What?
368
00:13:04,011 --> 00:13:05,387
Transferred from where?
369
00:13:05,470 --> 00:13:07,470
The AASF.
370
00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:08,887
This is bullshit.
371
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:11,178
Somebody must've just opened
an account in my name.
372
00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:14,387
In your real name, Aisha?
Your identity is classified.
373
00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:17,512
Not to mention all the security
questions on the account.
374
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:19,220
A ton of personal information
we didn't even know
375
00:13:19,303 --> 00:13:20,470
but have since verified.
376
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:22,929
So somebody went
through my trash.
377
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,178
Or maybe tapped my phones.
378
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,679
And then they hired someone
who looks exactly like you
379
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,595
to walk in and out
of that bank in the Caymans.
380
00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,011
The evidence is overwhelming.
381
00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:35,095
♪ mellow rock music ♪
382
00:13:35,178 --> 00:13:37,553
♪♪♪
383
00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:39,887
And I want you
to go fuck yourself.
384
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:43,220
Let me guess, Aisha, you're not
coming to dinner with my folks.
385
00:13:43,303 --> 00:13:45,261
I can finish
this case tonight.
386
00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:46,929
[as Prince Akeem]
Let's fucking party!
387
00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:49,095
Come on, how can I
make it up to you?
388
00:13:49,178 --> 00:13:50,470
Name it.
389
00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:52,428
Let's go away next weekend.
390
00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:54,428
Someplace romantic.
No work.
391
00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:56,595
No work, done.
392
00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,762
Waylon Washington.
393
00:13:58,845 --> 00:14:00,887
Oh, that motherfucker.
394
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,470
He's the one that suggested
we go to the Caymans,
395
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:06,637
and he made me run to this bank
to get cashier's checks
396
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,136
so that I could be caught
on the security camera.
397
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:10,845
What--it's my boyfriend.
398
00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:12,387
Unfortunately,
as far as we can tell,
399
00:14:12,470 --> 00:14:16,387
this Waylon Washington
doesn't exist.
400
00:14:18,387 --> 00:14:19,720
Of course he doesn't.
401
00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:22,887
Just like the man
who created him.
402
00:14:23,887 --> 00:14:25,220
You did it.
403
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:26,387
You knew I would.
404
00:14:26,470 --> 00:14:28,303
Yes, I did!
Get in here!
405
00:14:28,387 --> 00:14:29,887
Oh, boy.
406
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:33,053
So how'd you convince him?
407
00:14:33,136 --> 00:14:34,929
Did you make him think
you were into him or something?
408
00:14:35,011 --> 00:14:37,053
Yeah, or something.
409
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,679
Okay, well, anyway,
410
00:14:39,762 --> 00:14:41,303
I'm just glad that the plan
might actually work.
411
00:14:41,387 --> 00:14:42,637
Mm-hmm.
412
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:44,303
And I owe it all
to my first love.
413
00:14:44,387 --> 00:14:45,970
- Mm.
- Cocaine.
414
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,512
[chuckles]
You want some?
415
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:49,762
Sure.
416
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,011
I mean, you forget
how good it is.
417
00:14:51,095 --> 00:14:52,470
- And then you remember.
- Mm.
418
00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:54,345
Okay, sure, why not?
419
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,053
Yeah.
[sniffs]
420
00:14:57,136 --> 00:14:58,637
- Oh, Dawnie.
- Mm.
421
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:00,053
You know, I really
took to heart
422
00:15:00,136 --> 00:15:01,136
what you said the other night.
423
00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:02,178
Uh-huh.
424
00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,178
About me always
making it about me.
425
00:15:03,261 --> 00:15:04,887
- Yeah.
- You weren't wrong.
426
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,637
Which is why I thought
you would dig this plan.
427
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,553
Because at its core,
it is about me
428
00:15:08,637 --> 00:15:10,470
heroically sacrificing myself.
429
00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:12,303
Mm, come on,
let's be real.
430
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:14,720
Same Mo-Mo,
just scamming everyone
431
00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:16,345
into helping you get
what you want,
432
00:15:16,428 --> 00:15:17,679
and you get to be the hero.
433
00:15:17,762 --> 00:15:18,929
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
this plan,
434
00:15:19,011 --> 00:15:21,220
like all my plans,
is pretty fucking fragile.
435
00:15:21,303 --> 00:15:23,303
I mean, look,
Blair or Keith could fail.
436
00:15:23,387 --> 00:15:24,762
- Or betray me.
- Yeah.
437
00:15:24,845 --> 00:15:26,428
And I'm really rolling the dice
with this legal system
438
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:27,428
while I'm waiting
for my pardon.
439
00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:28,804
No, no, no,
any number of things
440
00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,804
could still go very, very bad
for old Mo-Mo.
441
00:15:30,887 --> 00:15:33,011
Yeah, but they won't,
'cause they never do.
442
00:15:33,095 --> 00:15:35,053
You know, you always seem
to just keep running
443
00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,637
in between the raindrops,
and the worst part is,
444
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,053
is when you take the fall,
445
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,387
you'll be known as the genius
behind Black Monday.
446
00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:42,720
My idea.
You!
447
00:15:42,804 --> 00:15:44,220
The motherfucker who got took!
448
00:15:44,303 --> 00:15:45,387
Yeah, don't think I forgot.
449
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:46,470
How could you, huh?
450
00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:47,470
I ate your fucking lunch!
451
00:15:47,553 --> 00:15:49,553
Oh, well, I hope
it tasted like shit.
452
00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,679
You hope that your lunch
tasted like shit?
453
00:15:51,762 --> 00:15:52,929
- Did ya eat it?
- Fuck you!
454
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,553
- Oh, really?
- Fuck you. Yeah, yeah.
455
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,512
Oh, okay, oh,
we doing side-head now?
456
00:15:56,595 --> 00:15:58,595
[both chuckle]
457
00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:00,887
This is it, this is the
passionate discourse, right?
458
00:16:00,970 --> 00:16:02,762
Oh, God, it's kind of
our sweet spot.
459
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,095
Yeah.
Will they or won't they?
460
00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:05,303
Why don't they already?
461
00:16:05,387 --> 00:16:07,512
- Why don't they?
- What the fuck?
462
00:16:07,595 --> 00:16:09,053
What the fuck?
What was that?
463
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,136
What did--did you just say,
"Why don't they already?"
464
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,136
- Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
- I didn't say do it!
465
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,595
K-Man, tell me you got it done.
466
00:16:14,679 --> 00:16:16,595
Yes, long story.
Actually, short story.
467
00:16:16,679 --> 00:16:17,887
Lenny's still alive.
468
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:19,887
He took the fall,
and now he's dead.
469
00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,387
- Wait--
- No further questions.
470
00:16:21,470 --> 00:16:22,512
- Piece of cake.
- [pager beeping]
471
00:16:22,595 --> 00:16:23,387
You know,
good old Keith, right?
472
00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,178
Shut the fuck up
real quick.
473
00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,887
[pager beeping]
474
00:16:26,970 --> 00:16:28,011
What?
475
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,804
It's from Blair.
476
00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,387
Let there be a God.
477
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:33,220
Come on.
478
00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:34,387
[sighs]
479
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,804
Blair did it.
He got the pardon.
480
00:16:35,887 --> 00:16:37,428
- Yes!
- [laughter]
481
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:39,512
Of course it worked.
Your shit always works.
482
00:16:39,595 --> 00:16:41,387
Hey, don't be mad at me
'cause I'm a genius.
483
00:16:41,470 --> 00:16:43,178
- He's a genius.
- [laughter]
484
00:16:43,261 --> 00:16:44,970
Ah.
485
00:16:45,053 --> 00:16:48,804
Well, now all that's left
is for me to sacrifice myself,
486
00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:50,929
like the tragic hero that I am.
487
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,845
- Just go.
- [Keith] Seriously?
488
00:16:58,053 --> 00:17:00,178
[Keith] Hey, genius,
not so super genius
489
00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:02,470
to leave your genius plan
in permanent marker
490
00:17:02,553 --> 00:17:03,720
on your own window.
491
00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:06,261
- [Keith] Whoa!
- [Dawn screams]
492
00:17:06,345 --> 00:17:07,637
This is for my homies
in the ghetto.
493
00:17:07,720 --> 00:17:10,512
[gunshots, glass shattering]
494
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:12,011
What the fuck?
495
00:17:12,095 --> 00:17:14,053
You seriously need
to stop doing coke, man!
496
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:15,970
I just started.
497
00:17:16,053 --> 00:17:18,595
- [applause]
- [Newell] Oh, thank you.
498
00:17:18,679 --> 00:17:20,470
Parishioners,
during that interval
499
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,470
from our holy sponsors,
500
00:17:22,553 --> 00:17:26,970
I had a revelation
direct from the Lord himself.
501
00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:29,970
God was so taken
by this young man's bravery
502
00:17:30,053 --> 00:17:32,637
in the face
of his flaming demons
503
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,095
that he whispered in my ear
to lift him up,
504
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:39,929
which is why I just urge
my dear friend
505
00:17:40,011 --> 00:17:43,387
Governor Putnam to complete
this redemption story
506
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:47,095
and fill the vacant seat
by appointing Blair Pfaff
507
00:17:47,178 --> 00:17:51,053
as the next congressman of
the great state of New York.
508
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,345
- Wait, what?
- That slippery fuck.
509
00:17:52,428 --> 00:17:53,595
Oh, and the governor said
yes, praise God.
510
00:17:53,679 --> 00:17:56,345
- He said yes!
- [cheers and applause]
511
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,011
Praise him.
512
00:17:58,095 --> 00:18:00,053
[uplifting music playing
over speakers]
513
00:18:00,136 --> 00:18:04,220
Nice doing business
with you, Congressman.
514
00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:05,929
You're still a monster.
515
00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:08,178
Leviticus 3:21.
516
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,136
It takes one to know one,
you piece of shit.
517
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,053
- Oh, hello, darling.
- Can I get a picture?
518
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:13,345
- Hi, hi.
- [chuckles]
519
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,303
- Congratulations, Congressman.
- Thank you.
520
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,679
Oh, and one more thing.
521
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,887
As the new poster boy
for conversion therapy,
522
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,095
you best not miss
a single session,
523
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:24,261
or I will hang you
out to dry faster
524
00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,845
than I did
my own son-in-law.
525
00:18:26,929 --> 00:18:29,595
Have a good day.
526
00:18:29,679 --> 00:18:31,553
[phone rings]
527
00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:32,804
[groans]
528
00:18:32,887 --> 00:18:35,011
[woman] So nice to meet you.
I'm such a huge fan.
529
00:18:35,095 --> 00:18:36,303
Hey, girl.
530
00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:38,387
You becoming congressman
was not part of the plan.
531
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:39,637
Nope.
532
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,428
Did you get the governor
to pardon Mo?
533
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,762
Well, I was following the plan,
but then I realized,
534
00:18:43,845 --> 00:18:45,720
why would I use my chip
with the governor to save Mo
535
00:18:45,804 --> 00:18:46,845
when I could use it for myself?
536
00:18:46,929 --> 00:18:47,970
Motherfucker.
537
00:18:48,053 --> 00:18:49,637
[Blair]
My mother always told me,
538
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:50,762
when something breaks,
539
00:18:50,845 --> 00:18:52,053
you can't always
put it back together,
540
00:18:52,136 --> 00:18:53,929
but you can use the pieces
to move forward.
541
00:18:54,011 --> 00:18:56,261
Things between Mo and I
will always be broken.
542
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,261
I will never forgive him.
543
00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:00,261
So I'm just using
the pieces he gave me.
544
00:19:00,345 --> 00:19:01,637
What about us, hmm?
545
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,970
Huh?
We're partners!
546
00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,595
Dawn, it's time
for me to evolve
547
00:19:04,679 --> 00:19:06,261
into who you made me
548
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,387
or maybe who I've always been
deep down.
549
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:09,929
Blair, you are not
this person.
550
00:19:10,011 --> 00:19:11,261
You need to make this right.
551
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:12,428
You need to use
your new connections,
552
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:13,762
and you need to get Mo
that pardon.
553
00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:17,261
I will immediately.
554
00:19:17,345 --> 00:19:19,095
As soon as I solidify
my standing in Congress
555
00:19:19,178 --> 00:19:22,011
and a second term
seems in the bag.
556
00:19:22,637 --> 00:19:23,845
[phone beeps]
557
00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:26,220
- Shit.
- Does he wanna talk to me?
558
00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:27,303
No, no, he hung up.
559
00:19:27,387 --> 00:19:28,762
Why didn't he wanna
talk to me?
560
00:19:28,845 --> 00:19:30,720
Look, you don't know this,
but Mo was arrested,
561
00:19:30,804 --> 00:19:32,470
I don't know,
once when he was, like, 17.
562
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:34,220
So checkered past.
No surprise there.
563
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,387
Which means
if he turns himself in,
564
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:38,053
this will be his third strike.
565
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,595
He thinks Blair's
gonna save him, okay?
566
00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:42,136
If he confesses,
he goes away for life.
567
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:44,553
But we'd be free and clear.
568
00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:46,095
- Keith.
- You're right.
569
00:19:46,178 --> 00:19:48,470
- We gotta-we gotta stop him.
- Damn it. It's rush hour.
570
00:19:48,553 --> 00:19:50,136
How are we gonna cut
through all this traffic?
571
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:51,804
We can cut it with a blade.
572
00:19:51,887 --> 00:19:54,804
♪ Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out
For a Hero" playing ♪
573
00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:58,929
♪♪♪
574
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:00,387
- [horn honks]
- Hey! I'm skating here!
575
00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:02,970
You're in the road,
you piece of shit!
576
00:20:03,053 --> 00:20:05,303
Out of the way!
577
00:20:05,387 --> 00:20:08,637
♪ In my wildest fantasy ♪
578
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:12,095
♪ Somewhere just
beyond my reach... ♪
579
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:13,095
Go!
580
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,804
What are you looking at?
There we go.
581
00:20:15,887 --> 00:20:17,261
♪ Racing on the thunder ♪
582
00:20:17,345 --> 00:20:18,637
- [horn blares]
- Shit!
583
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,637
♪ And rising with the heat ♪
584
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,970
[tires screeching]
585
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:24,261
♪ It's gonna take a superman ♪
586
00:20:24,345 --> 00:20:26,595
♪ To sweep me off my feet ♪
587
00:20:26,679 --> 00:20:29,553
- [cars crash]
- Oh!
588
00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,136
- Whoa!
- ♪ I need a hero ♪
589
00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:32,595
- [tires screeching]
- [crowd gasps]
590
00:20:32,679 --> 00:20:34,136
Don't do this.
591
00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:36,261
Dude, this shit
really itches.
592
00:20:36,345 --> 00:20:39,845
Oh, shit, what the fuck
happened to my car?
593
00:20:39,929 --> 00:20:41,553
[groans]
My face is burning!
594
00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:44,178
And the fucking hair
is falling off my head!
595
00:20:44,261 --> 00:20:45,553
You didn't wash
the bleach off?
596
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:46,845
I was supposed
to wash the bleach off?
597
00:20:46,929 --> 00:20:48,053
What's this all about?
598
00:20:48,136 --> 00:20:49,637
What's with all this
Just For Men?
599
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:51,136
What's that?
600
00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:54,428
- What's-what's...what?
- Uh...what?
601
00:20:57,345 --> 00:20:58,387
Keith.
602
00:20:58,470 --> 00:21:01,261
Hey. Buddy.
603
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,387
I was looking for you.
604
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,470
Jesus Christ,
are you okay?
605
00:21:04,553 --> 00:21:06,053
You're the one
I'm worried about.
606
00:21:06,136 --> 00:21:08,679
Seriously?
Because your arms
607
00:21:08,762 --> 00:21:11,303
are kinda all twisted up
the wrong way.
608
00:21:11,387 --> 00:21:13,011
Blair fucked us.
609
00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:14,387
He used his favor
from Newell
610
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,887
to get the governor
to appoint him to Congress.
611
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:19,595
If you confess,
it'll be your third strike.
612
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,720
You'll never be free.
[groans]
613
00:21:21,804 --> 00:21:23,970
This is it, then.
614
00:21:24,053 --> 00:21:26,178
Yeah, time to go to Kokomo.
615
00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:27,470
For real.
616
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,595
No, this is it.
I gotta turn myself in.
617
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,220
- For Dawn, for you...
- Uh-huh.
618
00:21:31,303 --> 00:21:33,887
...for Blair and all
the ladies back at TBD.
619
00:21:33,970 --> 00:21:37,720
Too long I've just been
running through the raindrops.
620
00:21:37,804 --> 00:21:40,178
Well, it's time old Mo got wet.
621
00:21:40,261 --> 00:21:41,345
[groans]
622
00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:42,887
That went kinda sexual
at the end,
623
00:21:42,970 --> 00:21:44,095
but I think you know
what I mean
624
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,595
in a "cool guy line" way.
625
00:21:46,679 --> 00:21:49,053
Totally. I'd stop you,
but I can't really move.
626
00:21:49,136 --> 00:21:50,512
It's my time, Keith.
627
00:21:50,595 --> 00:21:54,970
And you should really get
both of those arms checked out.
628
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:57,178
Oh, yeah, I do not feel good.
629
00:21:57,261 --> 00:21:59,261
No, you shouldn't.
You got hit by a car.
630
00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:02,470
[chuckles] Yeah.
Catastrophic pain.
631
00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:04,261
- [burps]
- And, Mo...
632
00:22:04,345 --> 00:22:06,178
- Mm-hmm?
- You're a shit friend.
633
00:22:07,303 --> 00:22:08,929
- But you don't deserve this.
- Thanks, man.
634
00:22:09,011 --> 00:22:11,970
[groaning]
635
00:22:12,053 --> 00:22:14,845
Level with me, Doctor.
636
00:22:14,929 --> 00:22:16,303
Is there a cure?
637
00:22:16,387 --> 00:22:18,261
Yes, but it's gonna be hard.
638
00:22:18,345 --> 00:22:21,762
You have a very bad case
of homosexuality.
639
00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:22,762
Worst I've ever seen.
640
00:22:22,845 --> 00:22:24,470
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
641
00:22:24,553 --> 00:22:26,470
Lucky for you,
I practice a technique
642
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:29,470
taught to me by
Pastor Newell Swafford himself
643
00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:33,303
where, in phase one,
we locate the trauma
644
00:22:33,387 --> 00:22:35,595
that separated you
from your masculinity.
645
00:22:35,679 --> 00:22:38,470
Can you recall any traumatic
event from your childhood
646
00:22:38,553 --> 00:22:40,637
that you might have suppressed?
647
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,804
Not really.
648
00:22:42,887 --> 00:22:45,887
I was a pretty average
Midwestern teen
649
00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,220
with a love
for competitive a cappella
650
00:22:48,303 --> 00:22:51,387
and a dad determined to beat
that love out of me.
651
00:22:53,011 --> 00:22:56,720
- [groaning]
- [kettle whistling]
652
00:22:56,804 --> 00:22:58,970
- [Blair] I mean...
- [screams]
653
00:22:59,053 --> 00:23:01,011
...does that count as one?
654
00:23:01,095 --> 00:23:04,804
He really
died of heart attack
655
00:23:04,887 --> 00:23:05,970
while beating you?
656
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,178
Yeah.
657
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,428
Can you think
of anything worse?
658
00:23:10,512 --> 00:23:11,887
No.
659
00:23:11,970 --> 00:23:14,845
Uh, I guess now that we've
located the trauma,
660
00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:17,220
we can fast-track you
to phase two,
661
00:23:17,303 --> 00:23:19,470
where we shock it out of you.
662
00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:20,553
Really?
663
00:23:20,637 --> 00:23:22,679
- Does that work?
- Yes.
664
00:23:22,762 --> 00:23:26,011
We can shock any inconvenient
trauma from your memory
665
00:23:26,095 --> 00:23:27,887
for $1,100 an hour.
666
00:23:28,679 --> 00:23:31,428
Well, money's no object.
667
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,178
[Crandall]
I am Agent Crandall.
668
00:23:34,261 --> 00:23:37,345
I've taken over
the former agent's caseload
669
00:23:37,428 --> 00:23:39,720
due to the unpleasantness
surrounding her, um...
670
00:23:39,804 --> 00:23:41,136
well, her.
[chuckles]
671
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,345
I have been tasked with
putting this whole thing down
672
00:23:43,428 --> 00:23:46,053
as quickly and quietly
as possible.
673
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:47,929
Well, that's why I'm here.
674
00:23:48,011 --> 00:23:51,845
I am Maurice Monroe,
AKA Roland Madison,
675
00:23:51,929 --> 00:23:54,095
and, uh, I'm here to confess.
676
00:23:54,178 --> 00:23:56,887
I was behind Black Monday.
677
00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:01,220
So you architected
an algorithm with black box,
678
00:24:01,303 --> 00:24:03,220
Trojan horse firmware
that could backdoor
679
00:24:03,303 --> 00:24:05,011
full kilobytes
over baud while--
680
00:24:05,095 --> 00:24:06,387
Yeah, bro,
I'm a fucking nerd.
681
00:24:06,470 --> 00:24:08,887
I always wear a Trojan
when I go backdoor.
682
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,804
[laughs]
683
00:24:10,887 --> 00:24:12,762
Look, I'm behind
the Amerisavings thing.
684
00:24:12,845 --> 00:24:15,345
I'm also behind
the TBD Ponzi scheme thing
685
00:24:15,428 --> 00:24:16,887
and the jammer shit.
686
00:24:16,970 --> 00:24:18,929
I'm behind all that shit.
It was all me.
687
00:24:19,011 --> 00:24:20,387
So punish me.
688
00:24:20,470 --> 00:24:23,303
[sighs] I made a lot
of mistakes in my life.
689
00:24:23,387 --> 00:24:26,470
[laughs]
690
00:24:28,345 --> 00:24:29,887
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
691
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:31,720
I just, uh...
692
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:35,095
[laughing]
693
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:39,095
- You're still laughing.
- Oh, yeah, I just, um--
694
00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,845
Twenty minutes ago, someone
confessed to Black Monday,
695
00:24:42,929 --> 00:24:46,929
and they had a far, far, far
more credible story.
696
00:24:47,011 --> 00:24:50,095
So I guess you will just
have to punish yourself.
697
00:24:50,178 --> 00:24:52,553
[chuckles]
Um, but I do appreciate
698
00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:55,762
you stopping by so that
I can now inform you in person
699
00:24:55,845 --> 00:24:58,095
that the terms of your immunity
deal have been fulfilled
700
00:24:58,178 --> 00:25:00,261
and you are free to go,
701
00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:02,303
and I can officially
flush this turd for good.
702
00:25:02,387 --> 00:25:04,595
Wait a minute.
Who-who confessed?
703
00:25:04,679 --> 00:25:07,220
For this heinous act
of financial terrorism,
704
00:25:07,303 --> 00:25:09,095
I sentence you to life!
705
00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:10,387
It'll be okay.
We can appeal.
706
00:25:10,470 --> 00:25:11,804
Looking like that!
707
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:14,136
I think the permanent damage
you've done to your follicles
708
00:25:14,220 --> 00:25:16,387
is punishment enough.
709
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,553
- Congratulations, Wayne.
- [judge] Next case, please.
710
00:25:19,845 --> 00:25:20,720
Thanks.
711
00:25:21,679 --> 00:25:22,970
Motherfucker got off easy.
712
00:25:23,053 --> 00:25:24,804
Ugh, men.
713
00:25:24,887 --> 00:25:28,845
Uh, care to commiserate about
this miscarriage of justice
714
00:25:28,929 --> 00:25:30,679
over a drink?
715
00:25:31,929 --> 00:25:34,178
I have a fiancé.
I thought you knew.
716
00:25:34,261 --> 00:25:36,053
Are you joking?
717
00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:38,470
Six months, I've been
reading feminist books
718
00:25:38,553 --> 00:25:39,679
and going to
Gloria Steinem talkbacks.
719
00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:41,762
I dressed like Frida Kahlo
for Halloween.
720
00:25:41,845 --> 00:25:43,970
Were you doing all that
to sleep with me?
721
00:25:44,053 --> 00:25:45,303
Yes!
722
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:46,261
Fuck yes!
723
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:47,887
I-I thought you knew.
724
00:25:47,970 --> 00:25:51,136
I know that you knew
that I didn't know shit!
725
00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:52,804
Fuck women!
726
00:25:52,887 --> 00:25:54,553
[woman gasps]
727
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:58,845
♪ somber music ♪
728
00:25:58,929 --> 00:26:03,762
♪♪♪
729
00:26:11,428 --> 00:26:12,970
I dig the braids.
730
00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:15,387
Your prison bitch
do 'em for you?
731
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:17,679
- One of 'em.
- [chuckles]
732
00:26:17,762 --> 00:26:19,178
You look good too.
733
00:26:19,261 --> 00:26:20,428
Is that my jacket?
734
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:22,553
[chuckles]
Yeah, one of 'em.
735
00:26:22,637 --> 00:26:25,261
[chuckles]
736
00:26:25,345 --> 00:26:30,387
♪♪♪
737
00:26:30,470 --> 00:26:32,804
Listen, I don't want you
to worry, okay?
738
00:26:32,887 --> 00:26:36,011
I'm not gonna rest until I get
you out of this fucking place.
739
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,178
Oh, God.
740
00:26:38,261 --> 00:26:40,720
Mo-Mo, you still don't get it.
741
00:26:40,804 --> 00:26:43,220
I don't need you
to fucking save me.
742
00:26:43,303 --> 00:26:46,470
I don't need you at all.
743
00:26:46,553 --> 00:26:49,428
♪ The Boomtown Rats' "I Don't
Like Mondays" playing ♪
744
00:26:49,512 --> 00:26:54,637
♪♪♪
745
00:26:57,428 --> 00:26:58,804
- God damn it!
- [mutters]
746
00:26:58,887 --> 00:27:00,637
Fucking Roland
or Maurice
747
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,303
or whoever the fuck
fucking honeypotted me,
748
00:27:03,387 --> 00:27:06,387
and I know 'cause I fucking
honeypotted him!
749
00:27:06,470 --> 00:27:08,845
- All power.
- [all] To the people!
750
00:27:08,929 --> 00:27:10,053
[people cheer]
751
00:27:10,136 --> 00:27:13,595
♪♪♪
752
00:27:13,679 --> 00:27:15,762
[electrical charge builds,
zaps]
753
00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:17,387
[Blair's mother]
When something breaks in life,
754
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,345
you can't always
put it back together,
755
00:27:19,428 --> 00:27:22,428
but you can use the pieces
to move forward.
756
00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:25,762
♪ All the playing's stopped
in the playground now ♪
757
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,887
♪ She wants to play
with the toys awhile ♪
758
00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:32,428
♪ And school's out early
and soon we'll be learning ♪
759
00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:35,720
♪ And the lesson today
is how to die ♪
760
00:27:35,804 --> 00:27:38,095
♪ And then
the bullhorn crackles ♪
761
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,804
♪ And the captain tackles ♪
762
00:27:39,887 --> 00:27:43,303
♪ With the problems
and the hows and whys ♪
763
00:27:43,387 --> 00:27:45,303
♪ And he can see no reasons ♪
764
00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:47,136
♪ 'Cause there are
no reasons ♪
765
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:51,428
♪ What reason do you need
to die, die ♪
766
00:27:51,512 --> 00:27:53,804
♪ Oh, oh, oh, tell me why ♪
767
00:27:53,887 --> 00:27:56,387
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
768
00:27:56,470 --> 00:27:57,220
♪ Tell me why ♪
769
00:27:57,303 --> 00:27:59,720
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
770
00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:00,720
♪ Tell me why ♪
771
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,011
♪ I don't like, I don't like ♪
772
00:28:03,095 --> 00:28:06,303
- ♪ Tell me why ♪
- ♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
773
00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:08,637
- ♪ Tell me why ♪
- ♪ I don't like ♪
774
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:10,637
- ♪ I don't like ♪
- ♪ Tell me why ♪
775
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,929
- ♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
- ♪ Tell me why ♪
776
00:28:14,011 --> 00:28:16,303
♪ I don't like Mondays ♪
777
00:28:16,387 --> 00:28:17,470
♪ I wanna shoot ♪
778
00:28:17,553 --> 00:28:22,470
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oot ♪
779
00:28:22,553 --> 00:28:26,178
♪ The whole day down ♪
780
00:28:26,261 --> 00:28:27,887
[sniffing]
781
00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:32,887
♪♪♪
782
00:28:36,512 --> 00:28:38,804
- [crickets chirping]
- [twig snaps]
783
00:28:45,470 --> 00:28:47,303
Larry!
784
00:28:47,387 --> 00:28:49,804
What, are you growing a tree?
785
00:28:49,887 --> 00:28:51,345
[wolf snarls]
786
00:28:51,428 --> 00:28:54,178
♪ dramatic music ♪
787
00:28:54,261 --> 00:28:57,303
♪♪♪
788
00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,929
Larry!
789
00:29:01,345 --> 00:29:04,762
Larry!
[groans]
790
00:29:07,595 --> 00:29:09,470
- Larry!
- [wolf snarls]
791
00:29:09,553 --> 00:29:12,470
- Keith!
- [wolf snarls]
792
00:29:12,553 --> 00:29:14,345
- [groans]
- [snarling intensifies]
793
00:29:14,428 --> 00:29:16,470
That tracks.
794
00:29:16,553 --> 00:29:18,845
[groaning softly]
795
00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:21,845
[panting]
796
00:29:21,929 --> 00:29:24,553
♪♪♪
797
00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,804
That tracks!
That tracks!
798
00:29:26,887 --> 00:29:28,261
That tracks!
799
00:29:28,345 --> 00:29:31,804
[screaming]
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