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♪ upbeat music ♪
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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[men] Previously,
on Black Monday.
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[Lenny]
You are not needed, Keith!
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You are nothing.
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Blair, I want a baby.
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The answer is, "Fuck no.
Are you crazy?"
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I'm just some "mom-a-be"
hocking Skants
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to a bunch of
Bible-breeding bitches
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on a channel in the teens!
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Hey, I told you, really.
I'm done with that stuff.
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[Blair] How quickly
can you get behind
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- this bank bailout?
- That's just not gonna happen.
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[Blair]
You're a man of influence.
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Your bank bailout
for the video.
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[John] VHS tape was released,
showing
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newly-elected congressman
from the 13th District...
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[Blair] Roger, I am so
fucking sorry.
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♪ dramatic music ♪
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At least I don't work
for the FBI.
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He was the guy behind
that whole
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Amerisavings shootout shit.
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You're the one trying
to fuck over the AASF fund.
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- You are?
- Marcus...
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I'm the one who leaked
the entry.
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I'm over all y'all.
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Power to the people,
motherfuckers.
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[exhales sharply]
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[people murmuring]
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[dishes clinking]
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[Mo] Dawn.
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[bell chimes]
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Dawn!
Dawn!
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- Wait, Dawn.
- You lying fuck.
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You told me in Miami
that you were out.
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How do you just lie to people
in their fucking faces?
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I wasn't--listen!
Listen.
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I wasn't lying, okay?
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I was out, but at that time--
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And you were the one who
blew up my fucking bank deal?
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My God.
What the fuck?
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You are obsessed with me.
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Yeah, but at that time--
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"At that time."
Say it one more time.
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Say it one more fucking time.
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- At that time...
- At that time...
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- You just--
- ...at this time,
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and for all fucking time,
we are done.
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We are done forever!
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Jesus.
Come on, Dawn.
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Will you stop being so goddamn
drama--
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Hey!
Hey!
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- Where you think you're going?
- [Mo] Shit.
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Here.
Just--no, just take it.
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Dawn.
Slow down.
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Will you let me explain?
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♪ tense electronic music ♪
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[birds chirping]
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♪♪♪
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Miss Tiffany,
excuse me for waking you,
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but your makeup is complete.
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What the fuck, Marina?
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I said, "do a rocker eye,"
Marina.
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Oh, but you fell asleep.
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I used the magazine you gave me
for reference.
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[Tiff] No.
No, I meant this.
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Doesn't that make more sense
for religious-based programming
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as opposed to full-faced
fucking Kiss makeup,
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Marina, doesn't it?
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Oh, I'll get the cold cream.
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- [door closes]
- [Tiff scoffs]
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Fuck me, Jesus.
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Permission to speak freely.
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What?
Go.
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No, I meant, permission to
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speak, comma-Frehley,
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like Ace Frehley,
the guitar player from Kiss.
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'Cause your look is wowza.
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It was only supposed to be
heavy around the eyes
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'cause I need them to run like
a river when I cry out there.
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Wait a second.
That's your plan?
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Sympathy tears while you blame
your evil husband
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and promote your new special,
Gene?
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I don't have
a new special jean.
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No, I meant, promote
your new Christmas special,
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comma-Gene,
like Gene Simmons.
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'Cause of your whole--
the Kiss makeup.
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Yeah, that's hilarious, Blair,
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but I just got thrown off
my own special,
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thanks to you.
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Now ALF is hosting it
by himself.
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My brand is butt-fucked
like you on that tape.
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Why did you release that?
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Whoa.
I didn't do that.
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Why would I do that?
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Besides,
I'm all over that tape.
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I'm arguably the star.
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Why would I want the world
to know
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I roll my Rs when I orgasm?
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Why do you do that?
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It's just something
I picked up
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from Raul Julia.
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From what movie?
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Yeah, from a m-m-movie.
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Look, I can fix this
for both of us,
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but you have to
put me on the air.
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Ha!
That's cute, Blair,
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but I think I'll just tell
the world
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that we're getting
a divorce instead.
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That's the only way
to save my reputation
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and Pfaff Fashions.
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You think a divorce
is gonna jibe
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with your new "wholesome,
family-first" image?
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Tiff, I know this is
the last thing you wanna hear,
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but the only way to save
your brand and yourself
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is to double down on me,
your husband.
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"Stand by your man,"
"Jesus saves"--all that.
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I can fix this for us.
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There's only one person to
blame for what happened, Tiff.
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Let me go out there and explain
that to your audience
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and make this right.
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Fine, but you have to tell
Leonard Nimoy
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we're bumping him again.
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Tough but fair.
Kiss?
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Oh.
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My God, of course.
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You meant, tough but fair,
comma-Kiss.
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- [Blair] Mm.
- Calling me by the band name.
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It's a bit of a stretch.
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So tell me, what is
Jasmine Guy really like?
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And I see you are not
a story editor
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from A Different World,
working on
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an AASF-themed episode.
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I just told your assistant that
so you'd see me.
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Good lie, specific.
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Course, I'm not surprised,
considering lying
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is what you're best at.
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I deserve that.
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Please hear me out.
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You have until the feds
come humiliate me
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in front of my peers,
which, I assume,
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is any minute now.
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A scandal like this
could take down the whole AASF.
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How could you do this to me,
Dawn?
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To anyone?
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'Cause I'm a bad person.
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Because...
[sighs]
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...I'm in a--I'm in
a bad business,
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and I'm just really good at it.
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I don't even know anymore.
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You're not that good at it
considering the FBI's
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about to take down
every person you've ever known.
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I didn't wanna take that money.
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I didn't wanna risk
the kids' futures.
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I tried to turn it down.
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But you did.
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Yeah.
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'Cause when you looked at me,
I really...
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I just really wanted to be
the person that you saw.
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I didn't go into this
to hurt you
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or scam you...or anything.
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Trust me.
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[inhales]
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Believe it or not, I still do.
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Unfortunately,
that doesn't change
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our current situation.
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But what if it could?
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How?
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♪ melancholy music ♪
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If you transfer $3 million
into an account
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in the Cayman Islands,
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we can sink that FBI bitch
for good
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and save the AASF.
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Marcus, I can fix this.
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[Mo] Dawn, I can fix this.
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Dawn, will you slow down?
Give me a chance to explain.
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Look, you're in high heels.
You're gonna get a bunion.
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- You are a bunion on my life.
- [Mo sighs]
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And why is everything
always about feet with you?
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I don't know.
I love them.
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Listen.
I was out, okay?
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But then you tried to erase me
from the company that I built.
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- It pissed me--
- We built!
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- We built!
- I got angry.
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Okay?
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You know how hard it is to be
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the first black man with
his own shop on the street?
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Dawn, come on.
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- [Dawn groans]
- [Mo] See?
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There you go--bunion.
I told you.
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- You want me to rub it out?
- No!
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And you know what?
You're right.
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I'm sorry.
I didn't think about that.
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It must be really difficult
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to be a black man
on Wall Street...
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- Thank you.
- ...like one-millionth
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as difficult as it is
to be a black woman
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on any fucking street.
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[Mo] Huh.
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At least you can get a cab.
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Don't follow me.
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[sighs]
53rd and 5th.
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- [Mo] Okay, you know what?
- Oh, my fucking God.
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You are always complaining
and bitching about
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how much you help me.
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How 'bout how much
I've helped you?
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Just admit it.
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You couldn't stand to see me
doing better than you...
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- No--
- ...without you.
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That's why
you blew up the bank.
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- No.
- Shit.
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If this is you helping, stop!
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[groans]
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- [car door slams]
- [door lock clicks]
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- Hey, let me out.
- [driver] Pay up, pal.
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- We haven't even moved!
- [driver] Meter's running.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is an expensive
fucking fight.
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[solemn gospel music plays
over speakers]
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[Tiff] And at my lowest point,
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after I'd been betrayed
by my husband,
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the Lord spoke directly to me.
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He said, "Tiff...
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to err is to be human;
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to forgive is to be divine.
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Allow your audience the chance
to be divine."
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[audience murmurs]
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And so by direct orders
from God Himself...
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ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
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my husband...Blair Pfaff.
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[harp music glistens
over speakers]
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[audience murmuring]
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♪♪♪
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[murmuring continues]
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Thank you, Tiffany.
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Thank you, Pfaff Flock.
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This is the hardest thing
I have ever done.
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[mic feedback screeches]
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Ooh.
[laughs nervously]
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Every time a person's nervous,
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the microphone feeds back.
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[laughs nervously]
It's like,
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"Do these things sense nerves
or what?"
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- [laughs nervously]
- [man] You're not funny.
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[person coughs]
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Anyway...
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I have something here
that I think will explain
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the sinful acts
that transpired between
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the late congressman and I.
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[Newell] What in
the H-E-double-hockey-sticks
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does this boy
have up his sleeve?
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Congressman Harris'
suicide note.
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[all gasping]
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"Dear Blair,
I need to apologize to you.
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I take full responsibility
for coercing you
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into the sinful, decadent,
257
00:08:57,136 --> 00:09:01,428
and unnatural temptation
258
00:09:01,512 --> 00:09:03,512
that is homosexual
fornication.
259
00:09:03,595 --> 00:09:08,178
Satan took my hand
and placed it on your knee,
260
00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:11,136
forcing you to be gay,
261
00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,095
which is why, today,
262
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,303
I will take my life,
263
00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:18,303
along with your homosexuality,
264
00:09:18,387 --> 00:09:22,095
with me to Hell...
265
00:09:22,178 --> 00:09:24,178
where I belong.
266
00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:28,553
You can now go back
to being straight forever."
267
00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:29,762
[man] Amen!
268
00:09:29,845 --> 00:09:31,887
"I would say, 'I'll see you
on the other side,'
269
00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:36,011
but of course, you will
be in the kingdom of Heaven
270
00:09:36,095 --> 00:09:37,804
while I burn in Hell."
271
00:09:37,887 --> 00:09:38,845
[audience murmuring]
272
00:09:38,929 --> 00:09:43,053
"The end.
Fondly, Roger."
273
00:09:43,136 --> 00:09:45,720
[cheers and applause]
274
00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,136
[upbeat music plays
over speakers]
275
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,053
Take her down, Lynette.
Lynette!
276
00:09:51,136 --> 00:09:52,720
[Mo] Dawn.
Dawn!
277
00:09:52,804 --> 00:09:55,428
- [siren blares in distance]
- [Mo] Listen. Hey, listen.
278
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,136
The feds were onto you and TBD.
279
00:09:58,220 --> 00:09:59,553
Okay?
I had no choice.
280
00:09:59,637 --> 00:10:01,053
I had to make a deal with them
to try to protect you.
281
00:10:01,136 --> 00:10:02,387
Bullshit.
282
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:04,804
The only person
you ever protect is you.
283
00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:08,178
Did you or did you not
put me and Blair into this shit
284
00:10:08,261 --> 00:10:09,053
to save yourself?
285
00:10:09,136 --> 00:10:10,011
No.
286
00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,095
No.
What?
287
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:12,053
No.
288
00:10:12,136 --> 00:10:13,553
Look...
[stammers]
289
00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:14,970
...they had shit on us.
290
00:10:15,053 --> 00:10:17,220
They had sh--they have shit
on us.
291
00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:23,387
Dawn, let--let's
just disappear,
292
00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:26,387
me and you, for good.
293
00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:27,887
♪ somber music ♪
294
00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:30,095
It's our chance
to get out of this shit.
295
00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,387
We could go to the Maldives
tonight.
296
00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:35,970
It-it'd be like-like '78
forever.
297
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,261
♪♪♪
298
00:10:38,345 --> 00:10:40,136
Come on, Dawn.
299
00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:43,470
You know you're the only thing
I ever cared about.
300
00:10:43,553 --> 00:10:45,804
That's why I was gonna
propose to you back in the day.
301
00:10:45,887 --> 00:10:47,095
I mean, I...
[scoffs]
302
00:10:47,178 --> 00:10:49,762
...I sort of did propose to you
on Black Monday.
303
00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:51,512
You always complain that
304
00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:53,303
I don't wanna make you
my partner.
305
00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,011
I was trying to make you
my partner in life.
306
00:10:55,095 --> 00:10:55,929
[scoffs]
307
00:10:56,011 --> 00:10:57,345
Doesn't that matter even more?
308
00:10:57,428 --> 00:10:59,428
♪♪♪
309
00:10:59,512 --> 00:11:00,845
No.
310
00:11:02,303 --> 00:11:05,970
Wow.
No, it doesn't.
311
00:11:06,053 --> 00:11:07,553
[scoffs]
Idiot.
312
00:11:07,637 --> 00:11:11,011
[brakes squeaking]
313
00:11:11,095 --> 00:11:12,011
Mo.
314
00:11:12,095 --> 00:11:15,512
♪♪♪
315
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,762
I need 85 cents.
316
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,303
Come on, you owe me that
at least.
317
00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:26,011
♪♪♪
318
00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:33,637
[engine revving]
319
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:37,387
Operation Free Mo
brainstorming session,
320
00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:39,887
now in...session.
321
00:11:39,970 --> 00:11:42,220
No bad ideas.
Go.
322
00:11:42,303 --> 00:11:43,387
Kill yourself.
323
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,887
Are you fucking crazy, Alvin?
324
00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,637
You think I'm gonna write
"kill myself" up here?
325
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,762
- You said "no bad ideas."
- Alvin.
326
00:11:48,845 --> 00:11:50,845
Honestly, I can't see
any way out of this.
327
00:11:50,929 --> 00:11:52,637
- Except...
- Except nothing.
328
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,095
The FBI won't even return
my calls,
329
00:11:54,178 --> 00:11:56,261
which isn't a good sign
for your deal or for me.
330
00:11:56,345 --> 00:11:57,470
Fucking FBI.
331
00:11:57,553 --> 00:11:58,387
They're just trying to
pressure us, okay?
332
00:11:58,470 --> 00:11:59,428
It's what they do.
333
00:11:59,512 --> 00:12:00,470
They're a bunch
of fucking teases.
334
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,929
They're coming for you
any minute.
335
00:12:03,011 --> 00:12:05,679
Now if we're moving away from
the suicide area for sure...
336
00:12:05,762 --> 00:12:06,553
We are.
337
00:12:06,637 --> 00:12:07,845
[Alvin] ...then you have
two choices:
338
00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:11,428
turn yourself in
and save everyone...or run.
339
00:12:11,512 --> 00:12:13,679
And fuck everyone.
340
00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,345
Jesus, no.
341
00:12:15,428 --> 00:12:17,095
I can't fucking be
the bad guy again.
342
00:12:17,178 --> 00:12:18,095
I'm not gonna run.
343
00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:19,637
Plus,
the feds have my passport.
344
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:20,887
[Alvin]
There are other passports.
345
00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:22,178
Hey.
What about Dawn?
346
00:12:22,261 --> 00:12:25,220
There's no way her passport
would work for you.
347
00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,845
Did you not have breakfast
this morning or something?
348
00:12:27,929 --> 00:12:29,261
No, of course
I didn't have breakfast.
349
00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:30,637
It's 3:30 in the morning.
350
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,303
You called me and told me
to get my ass over here
351
00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:33,595
with a whiteboard.
352
00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:34,470
I had to bring it
on the 6 train.
353
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:35,595
- These kids jumped me.
- Alvin.
354
00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:36,512
They pissed in my bag!
355
00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:39,220
What's going to happen to Dawn?
356
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:42,095
I don't know, but I do know
what'll happen to you--
357
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,387
life in prison.
358
00:12:43,470 --> 00:12:45,887
This new three-strikes rule
is nonnegotiable.
359
00:12:45,970 --> 00:12:47,136
If your FBI deal is off,
360
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:48,553
then you're gonna go down
for everything,
361
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,929
last year and this.
362
00:12:50,011 --> 00:12:51,303
Add to that
your Panthers arrest
363
00:12:51,387 --> 00:12:53,178
and that DWI you got
when you were 16.
364
00:12:53,261 --> 00:12:55,970
That was a DWB, all right,
"driving while black."
365
00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:58,595
Technically, it was a DWBJ,
if you know what I'm saying.
366
00:12:58,679 --> 00:13:00,178
- You punched a cop.
- Yeah.
367
00:13:00,261 --> 00:13:03,887
Mo, my expert legal advice
is run.
368
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:07,053
♪ dramatic music ♪
369
00:13:07,136 --> 00:13:09,220
[door opens, closes]
370
00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:14,220
♪♪♪
371
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:15,553
Leisure time, Lenny.
372
00:13:15,637 --> 00:13:17,303
I got the Wall Street
board game.
373
00:13:17,387 --> 00:13:19,553
You can be the coke straw.
[laughs]
374
00:13:19,637 --> 00:13:21,470
- Lenny?
- [Lenny moans]
375
00:13:21,553 --> 00:13:23,387
- [Larry] Lenny?
- Ta-da.
376
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,929
Hot stuff coming through.
377
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:28,053
Ah, fuck m-me.
378
00:13:28,136 --> 00:13:30,720
Hey, let's go out tonight,
Larry, and-and get some Betties
379
00:13:30,804 --> 00:13:33,095
and paint this town semen.
380
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:35,595
Mm.
So is that attached to--
381
00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,720
Ligaments and nerve-endings?
Yep.
382
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:38,929
- Wow.
- [Lenny] I taste metal
383
00:13:39,011 --> 00:13:40,679
or blood every time
I take a step.
384
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:42,178
- Well...
- [Lenny] But other than that,
385
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:43,804
I'm 100%, baby.
386
00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,720
[laughs]
387
00:13:45,804 --> 00:13:47,804
Hey, what is that?
Is that for me?
388
00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:48,929
- Oh, nothing.
- It's got my name on it.
389
00:13:49,011 --> 00:13:50,428
I, uh, thought it might
upset you,
390
00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,095
so I threw it away.
391
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:53,762
- It's from Keith.
- Hmm? Who?
392
00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:55,428
"I can't believe
you betrayed me.
393
00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:57,637
- I thought we were friends."
- [Lenny] He's being dramatic.
394
00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,178
"You ruined Phantom for me
395
00:13:59,261 --> 00:14:01,595
more than Sarah Brightman's
pitchy understudy ever could."
396
00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:02,929
I don't think that's possible.
397
00:14:03,011 --> 00:14:05,011
"Please release me from
your Lloyd Webber of lies."
398
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,220
[Lenny] Look on
the bright side;
399
00:14:08,303 --> 00:14:10,845
it's back to just us.
400
00:14:10,929 --> 00:14:14,136
Keith was deadweight anyway.
We're all we need.
401
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,011
We're all we've ever needed.
402
00:14:17,095 --> 00:14:18,970
Lenny.
403
00:14:19,053 --> 00:14:22,637
Did you do something to Keith
without consulting me?
404
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,053
What if I did?
This is my company.
405
00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:27,512
It is our company,
and I have been running it
406
00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:30,595
by myself, without you
for months--okay--
407
00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:32,470
while taking care of you.
408
00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:34,428
Running it into the ground!
409
00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:37,261
Amerisavings & Loan,
the Yen trade.
410
00:14:37,345 --> 00:14:38,970
I guess it's true
what they say,
411
00:14:39,053 --> 00:14:41,762
that I've always been
the brains of the operation.
412
00:14:41,845 --> 00:14:43,970
Well, I guess
that makes me the body.
413
00:14:44,053 --> 00:14:47,428
And our little brother, Lonny,
would have been the heart,
414
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,387
but you ate him in the womb.
415
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,637
[machine beeping]
416
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,011
Rumor!
417
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,845
But I never could have
mustered the strength
418
00:14:56,929 --> 00:15:00,470
to come forward without
Pastor Newell Swafford's
419
00:15:00,553 --> 00:15:01,720
conversion program.
420
00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:03,011
[man] Praise the Lord!
421
00:15:03,095 --> 00:15:06,595
With the miraculous help of
Dr. Gabe Egone,
422
00:15:06,679 --> 00:15:09,553
I no longer have a gay bone
in my body.
423
00:15:09,637 --> 00:15:11,387
And believe me,
ladies and gentlemen,
424
00:15:11,470 --> 00:15:13,011
I did before.
425
00:15:13,095 --> 00:15:13,887
[laughter]
426
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:15,428
But don't take my word for it.
427
00:15:15,512 --> 00:15:16,679
I have proof.
428
00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:18,887
Tiffany, darling,
429
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:23,011
would you like to tell
everyone,
430
00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:24,595
or shall I, darling?
431
00:15:24,679 --> 00:15:26,762
Uh, tell them what, Blair?
432
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:30,720
Uh, our big surprise. Duh.
433
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,929
Oh, she's being bashful.
434
00:15:33,011 --> 00:15:35,887
We haven't even told
our own families yet,
435
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:38,637
but...since we consider
all of you
436
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,637
our real family,
we might as well
437
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,929
just get right to it, right?
438
00:15:43,011 --> 00:15:44,428
I'm scared.
439
00:15:44,512 --> 00:15:46,345
Oh, we're both scared
440
00:15:46,428 --> 00:15:50,178
because you can never be
too prepared to become...
441
00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,387
parents.
442
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:52,720
- [audience cheers]
- That's right.
443
00:15:52,804 --> 00:15:54,970
Tiffany is with child.
444
00:15:55,053 --> 00:15:58,220
Our firstborn,
Blair Jr.--boy or girl.
445
00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,303
Am I right?
446
00:15:59,387 --> 00:16:00,720
[Newell] Dump this feed
right now,
447
00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:02,720
or I will put a hex
upon your kid
448
00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:04,637
that'll span generations!
449
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,387
Dump the feed.
Dump the feed!
450
00:16:06,470 --> 00:16:10,095
And if that news
wasn't amazing enough...
451
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:11,595
we got one more little surprise
452
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,970
in store for y'all.
453
00:16:13,053 --> 00:16:14,762
The master pastor himself
454
00:16:14,845 --> 00:16:16,387
has landed for the first time
455
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,136
in years.
456
00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,762
Ladies and gentlemen,
457
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,261
please "praise" the roof for
458
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:24,178
Pastor Newell Swafford!
459
00:16:24,261 --> 00:16:27,929
[cheers and applause]
460
00:16:28,011 --> 00:16:30,345
Come on out, Father!
461
00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:31,845
Oh, praise him!
462
00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:33,470
[upbeat music plays
over speakers]
463
00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:34,595
Tiff, come and join me.
464
00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:35,595
[clicks tongue] Come on.
465
00:16:35,679 --> 00:16:36,804
[clicks tongue]
Come on.
466
00:16:36,887 --> 00:16:37,637
Come, come.
467
00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,637
Oh, if it wasn't for this man
468
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,762
and his amazing
conversion program,
469
00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:44,011
I would still be deep
in the annals of anal.
470
00:16:44,095 --> 00:16:46,095
But his work needs your help
to continue.
471
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:48,970
So if you believe in this man
and his power to heal,
472
00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:50,261
please dial the number
on your phone
473
00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:53,428
and donate, donate, donate!
474
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,887
Oh! Oh!
475
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,553
Pastor, look at
the numbers climb.
476
00:16:57,637 --> 00:17:00,136
[Newell] Oh, boy.
Oh!
477
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,637
[Blair] Yes!
478
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,970
Praise Him.
479
00:17:03,053 --> 00:17:05,178
Oh, operators are standing by.
480
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,136
♪♪♪
481
00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,762
- Ooh!
- [Blair] Tiff. Tiff.
482
00:17:08,845 --> 00:17:09,804
Ooh, we are
a witness tonight
483
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,303
miracles do happen.
484
00:17:11,387 --> 00:17:13,970
- [door opens]
- [Keith sighs]
485
00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:15,804
- Oh, Jesus.
- [Larry] Keith. Keith.
486
00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,387
I-I don't know what
my brother told you.
487
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,136
Uh, nothing, just that
he's alive,
488
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,011
that you're not my friend,
you never were,
489
00:17:21,095 --> 00:17:22,512
and this entire time,
you've been using me.
490
00:17:22,595 --> 00:17:23,970
You're just gonna
throw me back in jail.
491
00:17:24,053 --> 00:17:26,303
Well, yeah, that's an accurate
description of our plan,
492
00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:29,136
but what he left out
was the part where
493
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,762
I got to know you.
494
00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:34,387
- And I genuinely like you.
- Yeah, right.
495
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,053
That's why I rushed over here
the second I got your note.
496
00:17:38,136 --> 00:17:40,178
Look, ever since
my brother's accident,
497
00:17:40,261 --> 00:17:43,637
there has been this
darkness in him--
498
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,011
or more darkness--
499
00:17:46,095 --> 00:17:48,762
and he's jealous of
what we have.
500
00:17:48,845 --> 00:17:50,011
But you know what?
501
00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:52,470
I don't give a rat's ass
what he thinks.
502
00:17:52,553 --> 00:17:53,679
You don't?
503
00:17:53,762 --> 00:17:56,345
[laughs]
I don't, Keith.
504
00:17:56,428 --> 00:17:58,387
Now why don't you put
those wheel-boots away,
505
00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:00,470
and I'll-I'll prove it to you?
506
00:18:00,553 --> 00:18:01,970
♪ Nat King Cole's "Daisy Bell
(Bicycle Built for Two)"♪
507
00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,512
[bell chiming]
508
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:08,261
♪♪♪
509
00:18:08,345 --> 00:18:11,345
♪ Daisy, daisy ♪
510
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:14,178
♪ Give me your answer, do ♪
511
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,762
♪ I'm half-crazy ♪
512
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,720
- ♪ Over the love of you ♪
- [both laugh]
513
00:18:19,804 --> 00:18:20,762
- [Larry] Oh!
- ♪ It won't be ♪
514
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:22,011
♪ A stylish marriage... ♪
515
00:18:22,095 --> 00:18:24,553
Make your own money,
ya piece of shit!
516
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,804
♪ A carriage ♪
517
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,136
♪ But you look sweet ♪
518
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,261
- ♪ Upon the seat of ♪
- [both laugh]
519
00:18:29,345 --> 00:18:31,887
- [both] Oh!
- ♪ A bicycle built for two ♪
520
00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:33,595
[Larry] Get your own watch,
sucker!
521
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:34,804
♪ Daisy, give me ♪
522
00:18:34,887 --> 00:18:37,220
- ♪ Your answer do... ♪
- [laughs]
523
00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:40,887
Oh, you've found
your calling, mister.
524
00:18:40,970 --> 00:18:42,970
- Thank you.
- [Larry laughs]
525
00:18:43,053 --> 00:18:44,303
♪ It won't be
a stylish marriage ♪
526
00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:45,929
I gotta get this framed.
527
00:18:46,011 --> 00:18:48,303
♪ I can't afford a carriage ♪
528
00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:50,345
- [both laughing]
- ♪ But you look sweet ♪
529
00:18:50,428 --> 00:18:54,178
♪ Upon the seat of
a bicycle built for two ♪
530
00:18:54,261 --> 00:18:56,637
- [audience applauding]
- [Blair] Tiffany!
531
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,679
You cannot possibly be upset
right now.
532
00:18:59,762 --> 00:19:01,053
They love us.
533
00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:03,845
I fixed everything, and you got
everything you wanted
534
00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:05,470
and a baby.
535
00:19:05,553 --> 00:19:08,053
And I used "annal" and "anal"
in the same sentence.
536
00:19:08,136 --> 00:19:09,720
I want a divorce.
537
00:19:09,804 --> 00:19:12,095
♪ solemn music ♪
538
00:19:12,178 --> 00:19:13,845
You and what army?
539
00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:15,804
An army of fucking attorneys,
540
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,637
that's what goddamn army,
you fucking psycho.
541
00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:23,595
♪♪♪
542
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:27,345
Pastor Swafford,
what a pleasant surprise.
543
00:19:27,428 --> 00:19:29,178
I hope you're not
too ground-sick to notice
544
00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:31,595
you just made a one-day
fundraising record...
545
00:19:31,679 --> 00:19:33,261
and climbing.
546
00:19:33,345 --> 00:19:34,762
Hate for your flock
to find out
547
00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:36,303
it's all based on lies,
548
00:19:36,387 --> 00:19:38,470
that you leaked the tape
or that conversion therapy
549
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:39,845
is utter bullshit.
550
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,261
I underestimated you, Pfaff.
551
00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:45,095
I've never been accurately
estimated in my entire life.
552
00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:48,387
So what do you want?
553
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,887
I know how close you are
with the governor.
554
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:54,720
You're gonna ask him
to do me a favor.
555
00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:56,387
♪♪♪
556
00:19:56,470 --> 00:19:58,178
[Larry] Oh, he said,
"What do you wanna be holding?"
557
00:19:58,261 --> 00:19:59,303
I didn't know.
I said, "balloon."
558
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:00,428
[both laugh]
559
00:20:00,512 --> 00:20:01,929
What a fun day.
560
00:20:02,011 --> 00:20:03,345
I mean, any day not spent
561
00:20:03,428 --> 00:20:05,595
emptying my brother's shit bag
is a fun day for me.
562
00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:06,762
Thank you, Keith.
563
00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:08,387
I'm happy to have you back
in my life
564
00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:09,804
as a friend, of course.
565
00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,261
- Oh.
- [Larry laughs]
566
00:20:11,345 --> 00:20:13,512
And I promise,
I'll be honest from now on.
567
00:20:13,595 --> 00:20:14,512
Me too.
568
00:20:14,595 --> 00:20:16,595
Um...
569
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,637
there's actually something
I've been meaning to tell you.
570
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,845
Hey, Keithy, come on.
You can tell me anything.
571
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,679
You know the Yen trade?
572
00:20:23,762 --> 00:20:24,762
Sure.
573
00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:25,970
The FBI caught wind that
574
00:20:26,053 --> 00:20:27,845
that was insider information,
575
00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:30,970
and they are after us.
576
00:20:31,053 --> 00:20:33,261
The FBI are after us?
What the fuck, Keith?
577
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:34,762
What the fuck did you do to us?
578
00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,428
Oh!
My brother's gonna kill me.
579
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:40,303
He's already up my ass about
how I'm running the company,
580
00:20:40,387 --> 00:20:41,720
and then when he hears
that the Yen trade
581
00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:45,470
that we lost a fortune on
is highly fucking illegal...
582
00:20:45,553 --> 00:20:47,512
It's my fault,
and I am sorry, okay?
583
00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:49,970
But I have a plan
to make this right.
584
00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:51,470
Just trust me, okay?
585
00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:54,428
All we need to do is pin it
on a patsy, all right?
586
00:20:54,512 --> 00:20:56,845
People do it all the time;
Lee Harvey Oswald, the O-ring.
587
00:20:56,929 --> 00:20:57,845
It'll be easy.
588
00:20:57,929 --> 00:20:59,345
Okay, but you gotta
589
00:20:59,428 --> 00:21:00,470
come with me to tell Lenny.
590
00:21:00,553 --> 00:21:02,011
I mean, he's gonna be
crazy-pissed,
591
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,053
but he's-he's gonna know
who to pin it on.
592
00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:05,720
- Okay.
- Besides, you two need to
593
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:06,929
bury the hatchet.
594
00:21:07,011 --> 00:21:08,929
Oh, you should come to
595
00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:10,762
our annual camping trip
at Wolf Lake.
596
00:21:10,845 --> 00:21:12,887
- Oh, I-I-I wouldn't--
- No, it'd be great.
597
00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:14,845
It was our favorite place
to go when we were kids.
598
00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:17,345
Yeah, it's, uh--it's where
we fell in mud,
599
00:21:17,428 --> 00:21:21,053
where we lost
our Virg-inia Slims.
600
00:21:21,136 --> 00:21:23,136
When we were kids,
we would steal
601
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,970
our mother's cigarettes,
and then we'd throw them
602
00:21:25,053 --> 00:21:26,387
in the mud.
603
00:21:26,470 --> 00:21:30,136
Okay, a lot of weird pauses
in there, but sure.
604
00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:32,804
Sorry about the pauses.
605
00:21:32,887 --> 00:21:35,804
♪ melancholy music ♪
606
00:21:35,887 --> 00:21:41,095
♪♪♪
607
00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:50,679
Hmm.
608
00:21:50,762 --> 00:21:53,011
♪♪♪
609
00:21:53,095 --> 00:21:56,178
[Blair huffing]
610
00:21:57,804 --> 00:21:59,303
[knock at door]
611
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:01,679
♪♪♪
612
00:22:01,762 --> 00:22:03,637
Fuck.
613
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,970
He lost?
614
00:22:06,804 --> 00:22:08,595
- [Blair] What?
- [Mo] The election tonight.
615
00:22:08,679 --> 00:22:10,512
Harris, he lost.
That's why you're--
616
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,011
that's why you're all upset,
right?
617
00:22:12,095 --> 00:22:14,637
He hung himself.
618
00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,929
What?
619
00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:22,428
He won...and then
he hung himself.
620
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,136
'Cause of his father-in-law,
621
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:31,220
Pastor Newell Swafford,
622
00:22:31,303 --> 00:22:34,595
leaked a tape to Channel 5 News
of us fucking.
623
00:22:34,679 --> 00:22:36,553
"This just in..."
624
00:22:38,011 --> 00:22:40,804
That was, um--that was
really insensitive.
625
00:22:40,887 --> 00:22:42,637
I'm sorry.
626
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,470
That's why you're sorry, huh...
627
00:22:45,553 --> 00:22:49,220
not for you turning me
into a fucking maniac?
628
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:52,095
♪ tense music ♪
629
00:22:52,178 --> 00:22:54,345
You fucking maniac.
630
00:22:54,428 --> 00:22:58,053
Blair...you're going through
something really emotional
631
00:22:58,136 --> 00:22:59,512
right now,
which is why I'm not gonna
632
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,595
stomp the shit out of you,
633
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,136
if you get out of my face
right now.
634
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,303
I'm not a good guy, man.
635
00:23:05,387 --> 00:23:07,303
♪♪♪
636
00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:09,845
[wheezes]
637
00:23:09,929 --> 00:23:12,804
[laughing]
638
00:23:12,887 --> 00:23:14,553
Something funny?
639
00:23:14,637 --> 00:23:15,929
Yeah.
640
00:23:16,011 --> 00:23:17,345
You were right, Mo.
641
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:20,011
"Fuck 'em all,
or get fucked by 'em all,"
642
00:23:20,095 --> 00:23:22,011
even the ones closest to you.
643
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:23,762
[sniffs]
Well, hell, especially the ones
644
00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,095
closest to you.
645
00:23:26,637 --> 00:23:27,679
Look at you and Dawn.
646
00:23:27,762 --> 00:23:29,553
You just keep ruining
each other
647
00:23:29,637 --> 00:23:32,261
over and over and over.
648
00:23:34,011 --> 00:23:35,053
What's the point?
649
00:23:35,136 --> 00:23:38,929
Well, life is the point, Blair.
650
00:23:39,011 --> 00:23:41,053
I mean, if you're not even
gonna try to love anybody--
651
00:23:41,136 --> 00:23:42,095
You're fired.
652
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,804
And you and me...
653
00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:48,637
we're done forever.
654
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,637
♪ somber music ♪
655
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,762
♪♪♪
656
00:23:54,845 --> 00:23:57,804
[door hinges squeaking]
657
00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:02,470
♪♪♪
658
00:24:17,136 --> 00:24:18,178
[Dawn] I never thought
I'd say this,
659
00:24:18,261 --> 00:24:20,053
but it finally feels like
660
00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,136
we're over all our bullshit
and back to us,
661
00:24:22,220 --> 00:24:23,387
and it's 'cause of you.
662
00:24:23,470 --> 00:24:26,053
You've really changed, Momo.
663
00:24:26,136 --> 00:24:28,929
So happy re-birthday.
Get it?
664
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,762
Love, Dawny.
665
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:36,095
♪♪♪
666
00:24:44,178 --> 00:24:47,595
♪ dramatic piano music ♪
667
00:24:47,679 --> 00:24:52,470
♪♪♪
668
00:24:52,553 --> 00:24:53,720
♪ The O'Jays'
"Back Stabbers" ♪
669
00:24:53,804 --> 00:24:55,970
[snorts]
670
00:24:56,053 --> 00:24:58,011
[sniffing]
671
00:24:58,095 --> 00:25:00,261
♪♪♪
672
00:25:00,345 --> 00:25:01,428
[clears throat]
673
00:25:01,512 --> 00:25:06,679
♪♪♪
674
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:24,428
♪ What they do? ♪
675
00:25:24,512 --> 00:25:26,595
♪ They smiling in your face ♪
676
00:25:26,679 --> 00:25:28,345
♪ All the time,
they wanna take your place ♪
677
00:25:28,428 --> 00:25:30,303
♪ The back stabbers ♪
678
00:25:30,387 --> 00:25:32,303
♪ Back stabbers ♪
679
00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:33,929
♪ They smiling in your face ♪
680
00:25:34,011 --> 00:25:35,303
- ♪ All time ♪
- [Mo grunts, sniffs]
681
00:25:35,387 --> 00:25:36,470
♪ They wanna take
your place ♪
682
00:25:36,553 --> 00:25:38,220
♪ The back stabbers ♪
683
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:39,637
♪ Back stabbers ♪
684
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:41,261
♪ All you fellas ♪
685
00:25:41,345 --> 00:25:42,553
♪ Who have someone ♪
686
00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,303
♪ And you really care,
yeah... ♪
687
00:25:44,387 --> 00:25:47,345
So what do you want?
688
00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:50,387
I know how close you are
with the governor.
689
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:53,136
You're gonna ask him
to do me a favor.
690
00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,136
♪ Yeah ♪
691
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,136
♪ Somebody's out... ♪
692
00:25:57,220 --> 00:26:00,011
If you transfer $3 million
into an account
693
00:26:00,095 --> 00:26:01,679
in the Cayman Islands,
694
00:26:01,762 --> 00:26:04,470
we can sink that FBI bitch
for good.
695
00:26:04,553 --> 00:26:06,595
♪ Clenched tight
in their fists ♪
696
00:26:06,679 --> 00:26:08,720
I have a plan
to make this right.
697
00:26:08,804 --> 00:26:11,428
All we need to do
is pin it on a patsy.
698
00:26:11,512 --> 00:26:12,845
♪ What they do? ♪
699
00:26:12,929 --> 00:26:14,804
♪ They smiling in your face ♪
700
00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:16,553
♪ All the time,
they wanna take your place ♪
701
00:26:16,637 --> 00:26:18,679
♪ The back stabbers ♪
702
00:26:18,762 --> 00:26:20,470
♪ Back stabbers ♪
703
00:26:20,553 --> 00:26:22,637
♪ They smiling in your face ♪
704
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:25,345
♪ I don't need ♪
705
00:26:25,428 --> 00:26:27,220
♪ Low-down
and dirty bastards♪
706
00:26:27,303 --> 00:26:28,261
♪ Back stabbers ♪
707
00:26:28,345 --> 00:26:29,345
♪ They smiling in your face ♪
708
00:26:29,428 --> 00:26:31,929
♪ Da-da, da-da-da ♪
709
00:26:32,011 --> 00:26:35,261
- ♪ Da-da-da-da ♪
- [siren blares distantly]
710
00:26:35,345 --> 00:26:38,136
♪ dramatic electronic music ♪
711
00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:39,887
♪♪♪
712
00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:40,804
♪♪
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