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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,840 POOR BUT BEAUTIFUL 2 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,150 'morning, don Alvaro. - Good night 3 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:14,390 'LuIIaby' is here! - So funny! 4 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,040 Good morning. 5 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,040 Did you wake him up? 6 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,070 He came home late last night. Can't we let him sleep? 7 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,950 At least, when he sleeps he doesn't cause troubles. 8 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,720 Doesn't he? Signora Cecilia, I pay you 10.000 lira month, 9 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,550 but at 8 that slacker must leave me the bed! 10 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,600 Alright, wake him up, but be gentle! 11 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,470 Don't startle him, or he'll be grumpy all day. 12 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,920 Play Schubert, he's so sensitive! 13 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:56,350 One... 14 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,350 two... 15 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,360 three. 16 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:01,390 Wake up, Salvatore! 17 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:05,000 Mr Alvaro is here. - Mr Alvaro my ass! 18 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,190 Wasn't I enough for mum? I gave her all the love she needed. 19 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,470 Poppin' out babies... 20 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:11,950 Look at them wretches now! 21 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,790 Salvatore... 22 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:17,920 get off, it's your stop! 23 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,310 Don't they ever give you a day shift? 24 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,910 And if they do, who rents your bed? 25 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:27,710 I mean... I get a day shift and you kiss goodbye a tenant! 26 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,910 Or do you wish I sleep cuddling you? 27 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,270 Romolo! 28 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:34,630 Romolo! 29 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,480 Not you again! Are you Romolo? Call your bro. 30 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,190 Romolo. - Yeah? 31 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:40,670 Hi Salvatore. You scram! 32 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,920 Why don't you two get married, if you are so in love? 33 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,280 Scram! 34 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,750 I got a stiff neck. It's Yolanda's fault. 35 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,270 She didn't let you kiss her, right? 36 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,560 My back is killing me. 37 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,070 All that humidity, in the bushes, that's all she wants to do. 38 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,590 Last night I found a cricket in my pocket. 39 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,950 That's why I heard you croaking... 40 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,230 Say, doesn't mum ever change the sheets? 41 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,230 Hey, what's that? 42 00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,150 Ah, that's Yolanda's cricket. 43 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,870 Poor creature, I thought it'd gone. Come on, get out! 44 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:11,870 Damn, you go with women... 45 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:14,350 and I end up in bed with the cricket! 46 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,910 I wish I went to sleep under a bridge! 47 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,040 At least I'd have saved 10.000 lire. 48 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,320 Salvatore, the milk is getting cold. - Take my clothes 49 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:26,440 And don't come back, I'm tired. And shut the window! 50 00:04:44,440 --> 00:04:45,630 Did you take all? 51 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,390 Sleep for a month. Bye bye. 52 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,200 D'you go to work, or not? - Forgot the talc. 53 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:59,400 For your make up? - It's my business. 54 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,430 Hey, don't hurt the cricket. That's Yolanda's. 55 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,910 Marisa? 56 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,950 I found a new one. 57 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,440 Do you know her? - No, but it's signed. 58 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,830 'To Salvatore, with all my heart full of...' 59 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,110 Full of what? - What do I know! It's scrawled... 60 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,920 And you? Did you find anything? - Some lipstick on the shirt. 61 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,950 But not the same as last time. - What are you blabbing about all day? 62 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,470 Always gossiping. Doesn't the cat ever get your tongue? 63 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,150 Go to work, scram! 64 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:28,830 Concierge! 65 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,280 Concierge! - Pa! 66 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:32,870 Pa, it's for you! 67 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,360 Concierge! 68 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,950 Calm down. - Somebody's looking for you. 69 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,350 What's up? - Does... Milone live here? 70 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:41,990 He does and he doesn't. 71 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,000 You try. Sixth floor. 72 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,720 Actually, do me a favour... 73 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,190 Give him this telegram, catch. 74 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,790 Hey, if you can't find him... 75 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,150 bring it back, alright? 76 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,710 Sure, anything else I can do? 77 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,160 Run! It could be urgent! 78 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:58,430 Too late by now! 79 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,640 Romolo, do you want to see my present for Annamaria? 80 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,310 Present? - It's her birthday, she's 15. 81 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,320 Actually, they were so cheap I bought some for me too. 82 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,830 Silk stockings? 83 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,800 Are you crazy? 84 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,790 Girls your age wear cotton socks. 85 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,990 .. Who wears socks in summer anyway? 86 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:21,150 You start with stockings, who knows how you end up! 87 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,470 You spoilt my meal! 88 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:28,230 .. 'cause we don't waste enough money. 89 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,040 Only I care. 90 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,920 Same clothes for two years, who knows when I'll get some new. 91 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:35,710 Silk stockings we were missing! 92 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:40,630 Bye, pa. - Romolo. 93 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,150 Don't feed red wine to the canaries, or they'll go green. 94 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,680 Romolo! 95 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:45,840 What do you want now? 96 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,270 Do you know that tonight Annamaria gives a party on the terrace? 97 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,560 Are you coming... with Salvatore? 98 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:51,960 What for? - Dancing, no? 99 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,750 Dancing what, with you two? Ring-around-the-rosy? 100 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,070 Bye. 101 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,710 Let's go. - Last one is a cuckold! 102 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,470 Go! - Run! 103 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,590 You are a cuckold! - Look who's talking! 104 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,750 Come on -Pooh 105 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,550 What a day! 106 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,550 Is it fair having to work, in such a sunny day? 107 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,200 With such a sun!... 108 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:24,400 Bloody sun! 109 00:07:24,920 --> 00:07:26,560 Come here, I'll kick your ass! 110 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:31,070 I'd understand an old man... 111 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:35,670 but a fit young man like me... 112 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,080 handsome... 113 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,560 .. wasting time, working in such a day. 114 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,230 You are a waste of time for sure! 115 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,190 Guys, look who's coming! 116 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:53,150 Hey, she's a gift from Heaven! 117 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,430 Come to daddy! 118 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,390 Your mama's treasure! 119 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,390 What a leprechaun! 120 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:00,670 I'II dream of her tonight. 121 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,280 She only lacks speech... 122 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,310 Look at the merchandise in the shop window! 123 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,000 D'you see her?! Where of did she spring out? 124 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,800 Bloody... what an angel! 125 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,710 And they say there's no goodness anymore! 126 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:24,190 My heart! 127 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,230 My love! - My soul! 128 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:28,550 Who cares about work?! 129 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,870 Not even a look... - She's puckish. 130 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,710 Maybe she's playing hard. She wants us to beg. 131 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:40,160 Good kisser, too. 132 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:44,560 Cold kiss. 133 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,590 Good morning 134 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,080 What happened? Everything changed in here... 135 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:53,550 Wasn't this a shoe-maker's? 136 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,670 Used to. Now it's a tailor for men. 137 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,750 I want a pair of trousers, then. Do you make them yourself? 138 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:00,960 Sure. - Can you size me up yourself? 139 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,790 Of course. - In that case I want a pair too! 140 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,030 I got some ready-to-wear. 141 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,710 Do you want to try them on? -And how! 142 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,150 Please come in. 143 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,430 Take them off. I'll be back soon. - Alright. 144 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,830 Say, will she take the measures? - Take them off, quickly! 145 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,270 Damn, had I known I'd have changed my underpants today. 146 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,440 Ready? - Yes! 147 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,070 I knew she was easy! 148 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,590 I have my way with girls! 149 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,030 Guys, will you help me? - Here we come! 150 00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:39,550 Look! 151 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:46,040 What a spectacle! - Perverts! Look at them! 152 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:48,760 Shame on you! 153 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,590 The times we are living... 154 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,470 What, leaving already?! You gave trying them? 155 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,000 Shame, I had a pinstripe that suits you! 156 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,270 I'll show you the pinstripe! - Funny girl! 157 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,960 What are you laughing at? 158 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,800 Bye. 159 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:23,670 What are you laughing at? Never seen a man in his underpants? 160 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,800 Two, never! 161 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:27,880 Naked and white like statues! 162 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,790 What's so funny? - Everybody's laughing, I do too! 163 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,550 You can't. - Why not? 164 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,160 'cause you sound stupid. - Try! 165 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,120 Laugh at your mum! 166 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:37,950 I was right, he sounds stupid. 167 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,590 They'll think you're scared! -You beat them up! 168 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,310 Jerk! - Jerk you too! 169 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,800 Good-for-nothings! 170 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,440 Go get a job, losers! 171 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,560 Does she think she scared us? 172 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,750 Who cares if I show my pants? 173 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,230 Who cares about her, anyway? 174 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:55,870 Well, let's go to work. 175 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,790 Bye. - Bye. 176 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:06,680 Good morning, uncle. 177 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,830 At this hour?! - Uncle Mario... 178 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,150 - Go to work! - I am late... 179 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,600 Bach's Fugue in A minor for organ. 180 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,910 Bach's Fugue for organ? 181 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:17,550 So early in the morning? 182 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,040 You must be an artistic soul. 183 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,600 Bach is Bach! 184 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:28,150 Please, take you place in the booth, and I'll give you the 'organ'. 185 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,710 Good morning, miss. - Good morning. 186 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,070 Good morning. - Good morning, ma'am. 187 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,270 Care to listen to a record? 188 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,150 Who knows? She wants Bonjour, Tristesse 189 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,360 By Claudio Villa! - Right away. 190 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,150 All the girls: 'Claudio Villa, Claudio Villa' What's so special? 191 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,270 Sorry! 192 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:14,240 I told you to knock on the door. 193 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,870 Uncle, did you give her the 'organ'? 194 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,040 Don't be funny. If you lose this job, what will you do? 195 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,230 I keep you out of pity. You know that, yeah? 196 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:24,630 Uncle Mario! - What? 197 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,070 Remember to change the record 'needle'. -Good 198 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,110 Attendant! I can't get it off. What do I do? 199 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,720 Did you push? - We did... in two! 200 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,070 Take it home! You're back tomorrow anyway. 201 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,630 Renato! 202 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,670 I can't even sunbathe in peace! 203 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,190 Tell me, Graziella, what did you reply to Roberto? 204 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:03,480 I said: 'If you are so jealous, there's no point sticking together. 205 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,550 Let's stay apart for a week' 206 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:07,630 And he? 207 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:10,390 Are you nuts? - Sorry. 208 00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,750 Sorry my foot, keep your hands off me, you oaf! 209 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,280 Why are you so rude? 210 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,160 You are not nice to somebody who's lost his sight. 211 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,150 Graziella... he's blind! - I'm sorry, I didn't realize. 212 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,800 Thank you. 213 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,110 Perhaps you... 214 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:29,070 .. are a pretty girl. And your friend too. 215 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,720 Graziella. What a nice name! 216 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,750 Graziella what? - Graziella Fabbri. 217 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:36,360 It's odd! I once knew a girl called Graziella, 218 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,870 before the accident. 219 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,750 She was my first love. 220 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:43,200 She had dark hair, grey eyes, full lips. 221 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,720 And a birthmark here, like you. 222 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,150 Are you taking the mickey? Can you or can you not see? 223 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,310 I can, I can! God bless my eyes! 224 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:54,270 A grown man like you! Aren't you ashamed? 225 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,270 I'd be ashamed if I were you! 226 00:13:56,680 --> 00:13:59,070 You have no sense of humour! 227 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,430 Attendant! 228 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,880 Where's the attendant? - He was here before. 229 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,840 Attendant! 230 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,270 He's never around! Attendant! 231 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,920 Give me a coin. 232 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,320 Hello. 233 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,680 Who are you looking for? 234 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,790 Can you call miss Graziella Fabbri? 235 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,200 Call Graziella Fabbri! 236 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,870 Graziella Fabbri, the phone! 237 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:32,590 For me? Who is it? 238 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,350 Hello, who is it? 239 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,470 I'm Roberto. 240 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,920 Weren't we supposed to be apart for a week? 241 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,040 I couldn't! I thought of you all night. 242 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,470 It's that nutcase of Roberto. You should hear his voice! How did he find me?! 243 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,950 Who are you talking to? 244 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,480 What do you mean? It's Luciana! 245 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,110 You'll never change. You are still suspicious. 246 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,160 I am damn right to be suspicious. Who were you talking to, earlier? 247 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,040 What do you mean 'when'? Have you already forgotten that shipshape boy? 248 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,440 What do you mean 'who'? The one who liked you so much he lost his sight for you! 249 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,560 Hey, look there! 250 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,480 What a son of...! 251 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,390 Good girl! I'm glad we made up! 252 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,600 Attendant! 253 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,590 He's never around. 254 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,280 My heart, couldn't you buy a cheerful one? 255 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,470 But I like it. - You spend money to get depressed? 256 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,190 You should listen to her other records! What a whine! 257 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,790 You see, my dear ma'am, music is a matter of taste! 258 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,760 It's like women. Some like blondes, some brunette. 259 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,840 I prefer blondes. 260 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:41,760 Move, we are getting late! 261 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,470 Move! 262 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,390 Hello? 263 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,070 Ah, it's you Salvatore. - Is it for me? 264 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,030 You pulled two chicks? How are they? 265 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,030 One is really fit. 266 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,800 The other is more your type. 267 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,680 She's kind of sweet. 268 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,470 You can keep the sweet one. 269 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,070 Get over here and we'll decide. - OK, I'm coming. 270 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,150 I'm coming, bye. 271 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,880 They talk so highly of Bach, but... 272 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,040 Didn't you pick up the records? - I was talking. 273 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,430 Go quickly. Here's 4.800... 274 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,310 Plus 200 for cigarettes. Thanks. 275 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,240 What are you doing here? - Can we borrow a gramophone? 276 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,200 Ask uncle, no? He's your uncle too! 277 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,750 I'm busy tonight. 278 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,800 I'll congratulate you now. - Loser! 279 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,280 Why did you invite me, then? Bye. 280 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,470 Are you planning a party? - Yes. 281 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,710 And you didn't invite me? 282 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:43,230 But it's all young girls. You'd get bored, signor Mario! 283 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,950 'cause I'm old? I get along with girls. - It's them who'd get bored! 284 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,310 Ah, all right! 285 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,070 Good morning! 286 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,040 Good morning. 287 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,000 Would you like to have a look? No commitment! 288 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,110 Later maybe. Good bye. 289 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,230 150 lire in all. 290 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,870 Thanks. 291 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:20,560 How comes the carrots are so short? - Beats me! Must have shrunk in water. 292 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,390 Who knows how much water you got, then! 293 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,040 But you argue with everybody! 294 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,630 Good morning. 295 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,390 I almost didn't recognise you. 296 00:17:27,720 --> 00:17:29,440 With trousers on, you look better! 297 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,150 You don't know me yet, naked I am at my best. 298 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,710 Don't be silly. - I'll come along. 299 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,790 Have you nothing better to do? 300 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,760 Actually, I should go to the river. A pal of mine pulled two chicks. 301 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,830 And you are wasting time with me? Run! 302 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,840 What a pair!... 303 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,600 What a pair we got today! 304 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,480 Pa, I did the shopping. If you want to go... 305 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:57,840 Well done. Did you get the garlic? - Yeah, garlic and digestive. 306 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:59,560 Good girl. So we agree... 307 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:02,640 It must be ready at one o'clock - Alright. - Bye. 308 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,910 Bye. 309 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,070 Still here?! 310 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,190 I thought you were at the river by now. 311 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,640 With two chicks... - I'm going, I'm going. 312 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,670 Perhaps they were pretty. 313 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,040 You know the saying: 'Opportunity never knocks twice' 314 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:20,720 That's why I'm still here, opportunity never knocks twice. 315 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:29,120 Sorry. Had your friend come, it'd have been different: there'd have been four us. 316 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:30,990 I can't drop Luciana. 317 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,710 Let's meet up just you and me, then. 318 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:34,550 What are you doing on Sunday? - What have you decided? 319 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,630 Let's go. We've been waiting for an hour. 320 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,710 Sorry. Goodbye. 321 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,070 Good bye. 322 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,230 Can I call you on Sunday? - I don't have a phone! 323 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,400 If you wish to call, here's my number. -You bet I will! 324 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,230 Damn... 325 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,000 Hey, Marilyn Monroe is a call girl now. 326 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,310 Here's her number! 327 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,080 Bloody Romolo! All his fault... 328 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,000 Do you really need a suit or it's an excuse to be hugged? 329 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,000 I do, but are you coming to the movies tonight? 330 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,760 Excuse me, you buy a suit just to get a date? 331 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,670 So, if you want to go out with me, do you get a full wardrobe? 332 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,830 Would you say yes if I don't buy anything? 333 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,670 My gosh, how could I miss such a chance? 334 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,990 You know, I never get it when you are kidding. 335 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,630 Tight fit? 336 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,430 Yeah, with a button here and tight fit. 337 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:26,600 Tight like a coffin? - Yes. 338 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,750 And they say women are foxy! 339 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:30,990 Hold this. - What for? 340 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,230 Sixty. - Sixty... 341 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:44,200 I told you! I'm not twisting your arm to buy. 342 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,000 'cause dad is quite expensive. 343 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,230 He was the second best tailor in Caraceni. - Why, do I look cheap? 344 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:51,840 Here's a deposit. 5,000 Iire. 345 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,310 Who's this one? 346 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,190 He was our tailor. 347 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,750 A guy called Ugo. 348 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,790 And you keep the photo of a tailor? 349 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,190 He was good. - 'Was'? Is he dead? 350 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,790 For me, he's as good as dead. 351 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:22,200 See you tonight at the newsagent in Piazza della Pace. - 9 o'clock! 352 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,320 What's your name? - Giovanna. And yours? - Romolo. 353 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,390 Have you seen Romolo, that Lothario? - No. 354 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,920 The jerk! I had two chicks and he ruined it. 355 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,950 And what do you do with two chicks? You can't even manage one. 356 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,560 Sure. See you. - See you. 357 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,960 Don't rush, ok? I can manage myself! 358 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:57,200 I'll help you, but ask politely! 359 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,240 Politely, I'd tell you something else. 360 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,280 I got it on the tip of my tongue! 361 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,880 This is a job for a fit man. 362 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,470 And who'd that be? You?! 363 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,630 There. 364 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,230 Thanks. 365 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,350 Well? Give me back my purse. 366 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,360 I'll carry it. You spited me and now I'm kind to you. 367 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,480 We are even now. 368 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,470 Where're you going? I leave this way. 369 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,240 This is fate. 370 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:32,670 I've been thinking about you all day. 371 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,160 Salvatore, you got a girl now? - I did, yeah! 372 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:38,190 My, what a dud she got. 373 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,720 It seems girls enjoy my company. - It seems they are easy to please! 374 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,150 Shut up, midget! 375 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,640 They are so mismatched! 376 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,750 Yeah, she's cute. - And he's got the face of pan! 377 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,840 Did you see how jealous they were? 378 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,630 They hate me 'cause I nick all the chicks. 379 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:55,150 You could leave them one or two. - They can keep 'em all, now. 380 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,950 What's wrong? 381 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,350 Don't you like me anymore? - What? Sure I do! 382 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,880 But give me back my purse! 383 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:02,960 Wait, I'II help you! 384 00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,590 What a mess! - Hey kid, don't nick the spuds, ok? 385 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,880 I'm sorry, it's broken! 386 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,560 Doesn't matter. 387 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,200 I was going to throw it away, anyway. 388 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,000 Now that there's a free space, you can put up my picture! 389 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,390 I'll bring one tomorrow. 390 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,070 What was his name? - Ugo. 391 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,160 Ugo, you are over! 392 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,110 Well, see you. - Leaving already? 393 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,590 Right when we were knowing each other. - We'll know each other some other time. 394 00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:34,910 Why not now? What are you doing tonight? 395 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,430 Well, actually I am doing something, but if you insist... 396 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,990 I do! 397 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:42,670 See you at the newsagent at Piazza deIIa Pace at 9, then. 398 00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:44,670 Agreed, 9 o'clock. 399 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:01,190 One... 400 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,120 Two... 401 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:02,920 Go! 402 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,190 End of line! 403 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,790 No. 35 is stopping. 404 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,840 Don't push, everyone down! 405 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,830 We have arrived. Get down! 406 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:28,030 How's the weather? - There's a blinding moonlight! 407 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,000 What's stinking? 408 00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,760 Stink? It's Arabian Nights brilliantine. 409 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,310 'Our grease, your success increases' 410 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,320 Arabia my foot, you Bedouin! 411 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:43,310 What do you know? You slick you hair with engine oil! 412 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,710 Romolo! 413 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:45,670 Romolo! 414 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,550 What? 415 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,120 Oh no, not you again! Call your bro. 416 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,240 Romolo! 417 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,110 Salvatore, are you coming to the dance tonight? 418 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,120 Ah, but you are obsessed! 419 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,640 Scram! 420 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,080 Romolo, I'm afraid I can't make it tonight. 421 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,360 I feel all my bones hurting. 422 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,230 I'd rather go to bed. What do you say? 423 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,160 Well, if you are not well, look after yourself. 424 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,000 I am poorly, too. 425 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,150 If you don't go out, I won't either. 426 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,990 What's with the smell? 427 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:20,670 I can't smell anything. 428 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,200 As soon as he's gone, I'm in my bed. 429 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,070 I'm reading the last episode of This Island Earth. 430 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,280 Who knew? Science Fiction books are so cool! 431 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,560 Really cool! - Actually, don't call! 432 00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,440 Who wants to, in ten minutes I'm sleeping. 433 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,470 Good night 434 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,270 Look at him! 435 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,230 Rebel without a cause. 436 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,560 Go catch crickets tonight, too... 437 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,600 ...and leave one in my bed, so I won't pay my rent! 438 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,000 Look at him! 439 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,760 You, pretty face! 440 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,670 Go catch a cricket! 441 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,680 I'd pay to know where they go every night. 442 00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,950 What do you think? Making love to girls... 443 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:54,630 Going out with the 'givers'. 444 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,350 Why didn't I fall for somebody else? Instead of your bro! I'm so pissed off! 445 00:25:58,440 --> 00:25:59,630 Why? What's wrong with my brother? 446 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,790 What about me, who fell for yours?... 447 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,830 What a couple of losers we are. 448 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,280 Wasting our best years! 449 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:32,790 What are you doing here? 450 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,990 Romolo, listen, I lied earlier! 451 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,800 Please, go! I'm expecting Giovanna, from the tailor! 452 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,190 I'll tell you everything tomorrow, alright? 453 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:41,240 Ah, Giovanna gave you a date here? 454 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,990 I tried and got lucky. - I got lucky too, then. 455 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,630 What do you mean? - I got a date too. 456 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,470 Ah, she is teasing us! 457 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,830 What a low life, ignorant hick! 458 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,030 You know what I'll tell her tomorrow...? 459 00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,230 I'll tell her... 460 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:00,270 Good evening. 461 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,760 Am I late? - We thought you wouldn't come. 462 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,960 Why? Didn't we have a date? 463 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,200 Sure! Shall we go now, or we are expecting more? 464 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,030 But who did you date? Me or him? 465 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:11,150 Both of you, didn't I? 466 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,320 What's wrong about it? 467 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,000 With two I am safer than just one. 468 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,600 Who did you date first, me or him? - Are you getting mad? 469 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,230 Easy. We'll play it head or tail. What will be will be! 470 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,830 You are tail, I'm head. Alright? 471 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,430 There! Tail! Goodbye! 472 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,870 Excuse us, miss. There's something I have to tell him. 473 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:31,590 Gorgeous! 474 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,470 Don't be stupid, let's both go and see what comes out of it. 475 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,000 'Who dies lies and who lives gets peace'. 476 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,440 Gorgeous. 477 00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,160 Gorgeous! 478 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,880 Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 479 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,710 Hey, too late. We are enough already. - Move on. 480 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:50,680 Gorgeous. - Gorgeous my foot! Beat it. 481 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,720 So, where are you taking me? Movies or dancing? - Dancing. 482 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,790 I know a nice place al fresco where you can see all Rome. 483 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,560 A posh place, fancy people, very elegant. 484 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,600 Don't you dance? 485 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,630 Let's dance. 486 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,830 What does Salvatore see in that one? 487 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,870 Can't you see how he's glued to her? He must see something for sure. 488 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,670 And you do the same, you might have fun too. 489 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,800 Forget it... - Girls don't know how to have fun. 490 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,880 I am not a one track mind. 491 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,840 What's wrong with a kiss? It's just harmless fun. 492 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,720 You know the song: 'A kiss is just a kiss'. 493 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,230 Are you sure you wanna give it to me? 494 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,760 Watch it, or I'll make you eat it. - Rules are rules! 495 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,430 Getting busy, eh? - Of course I am... 496 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,030 And you, sitting there like the old lady on the cocoa box. 497 00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,870 That broom suits you. 498 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,470 Play 'Ioves me, loves me not...' 499 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,190 Perhaps she loves you. 500 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:50,590 Why, would you mind? 501 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,000 Marry her, too! 502 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,830 Go for her. - Me? Who cares about her. 503 00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,480 I still have some dignity. 504 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:02,920 I don't eat out from somebody else's plate! 505 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,600 Did you forget Yolanda? Only yesterday you ate off my plate! 506 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,000 You know what? 507 00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,910 Because I dig that dish, I'll go take another bite. 508 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,470 Don't choke! 509 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,590 Hug this! 510 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,030 Why isn't Romolo dancing? 511 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,830 Romolo, come dancing. 512 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,550 I am dancing, I am dancing! 513 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,310 Giovanna, you misunderstood me! 514 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,720 I don't want a kiss from you. I want to give you one. 515 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,120 You don't have to give me anything. 516 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,320 Nonsense! Kisses, I like to give and receive them. 517 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,630 Where's the fun, otherwise! - Ah, but we are a match made in heaven! 518 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,950 Listen, let's go hide over there. 519 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:30,200 What's going through your head? - I want to ride to heaven with you. 520 00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:32,590 I meant, what did you put in your hair? You smell! 521 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,710 Why? Don't you like it? 522 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,110 It's Arabian Nights brilliantine. 523 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:39,470 Listen, Arabian Nights, if you want a kiss, have a shampoo! 524 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:54,390 Is the concierge in? - It's me. Why? 525 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,110 Damn, six floors of stairs! 526 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,630 Where does Mr Di Stefano live? 527 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,910 Go back downstairs. It's the other side, last floor. 528 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,120 Do me a favour. Can you give him this express mail? Could be urgent. 529 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,800 Poor bastard! 530 00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,550 You are dancing with me, but you never look at me. 531 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,070 I know myself, if I look at a woman, bang... 532 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,120 I fall in love. 533 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,710 You are quick! 534 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,240 Don't squeeze. I don't trust myself! 535 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,590 Giovanna, that's what we'll do! 536 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,230 You kiss me once and I leave you alone. 537 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,800 I'II disappear forever. - If you promise, I'll do it. 538 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,640 I'd give you a golden medal for your kissing skills. 539 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,280 I'm a natural. 540 00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,840 I put passion in all I do. What did you think? 541 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,430 No kidding. My ears are still ringing. 542 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:06,310 Hey, Romolo, pay the bet. - Come on, time to pay the bets! 543 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,720 Come on. - Zip it! 544 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,750 What are you doing, my keys! 545 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,720 Take! 546 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,800 Whose one is it? - Mine. 547 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,590 Now it's your turn. 548 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,390 Easy, easy... 549 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,150 Who do you want these from? - Marisa. 550 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,830 How many? - One. 551 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,950 Go, Marisa! - Coming. 552 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,070 Hey, don't hurt me. 553 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:39,040 Right on my dad's watch, damn... 554 00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,600 Don't move, don't move... 555 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,160 Who do you want these from? 556 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,830 Annamaria. 557 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,190 How many? - Ten. 558 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,200 Close your eyes. - Hold on tight. 559 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,120 Ouch! Damn, you broke my watch! 560 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,470 What shall I tell dad now? 561 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,910 You'll get kicked by your dad too! 562 00:33:58,680 --> 00:33:59,720 Whose is this? 563 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,240 Boccio. 564 00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,790 Easy! 565 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:07,800 I'm off. 566 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,150 Why? Aren't you having fun? 567 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,080 It doesn't take much to amuse you. 568 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,160 Enough is as good as a feast. - Have your feast, then! 569 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,830 Are you leaving now? 570 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,030 Hey, it's your turn to pay. 571 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,280 I paid enough by seeing you, jerks! 572 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,670 Who cares, let's dance! 573 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:24,840 Don't look at my mum now! Had you seen her twenty years ago... 574 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,040 They used to say she was the spitting image of Queen Margherita. 575 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,030 And what a housewife! 576 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,240 Talk about mum, but keep your hands for yourself, please! 577 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,240 You are so suspicious. Just because of my arm around your waist. 578 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:36,880 My waist is not up there! 579 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,840 I'll keep my hands in my pockets. Happy now? 580 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,710 You think I can talk about love with my hands in my pockets? 581 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:46,240 Damn, at my age having a crush like a teenager! 582 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:49,430 Romolo was right. I lost all my dignity. 583 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,120 Tell me... 584 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,110 How long have you known Romolo? 585 00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:57,990 We played head or tail with nanny's milk. 586 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,910 Romolo is a good lad. He's got only one problem... 587 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,270 He's unrefined, coarse. No sensitivity. 588 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,430 For example, do you know what I do sometime? 589 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,600 I go to the Via Antica road, on the bus, alone... 590 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,190 ...to watch the sunset. 591 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,400 He finds sunsets boring. 592 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,070 Do you know what he told me tonight? 593 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,000 'It doesn't take much to amuse you' 594 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,680 I'm telling you! He was crestfallen because you are with me. 595 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,790 I am afraid you are going to be crestfallen too... 596 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,150 .. because I'm tired and I'm going to sleep. 597 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,280 Giovanna. 598 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,870 Well? 599 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,030 Do you know the Ursa Major? - Yes. 600 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,270 Last star, bottom right. 601 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,990 At midnight, watch it. I'll watch it too... 602 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,360 .. and we'll think of each other. - Alright. 603 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,350 Bye, love. 604 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:57,950 Bye. 605 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,870 What did he say? 606 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,400 I am coarse, I don't like sunsets? 607 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,830 I know what he goes to the Via Antica road for... 608 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,390 What are you doing here? - You got my keys. 609 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,800 Oh, the game! Sorry. - It's nothing 610 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,040 Good night. 611 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,870 Listen... 612 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,750 What else did Salvatore say about me? 613 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,350 That you were crestfallen 'cause you saw us together. 614 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,430 Listen, just to be clear, I don't waste a single thought for you. 615 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,040 I don't even like you, if you want to know. 616 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,470 Don't get so mad! 617 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,990 You don't like me. Fine. We are not getting married! 618 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,280 Marry you? I wouldn't even enjoy kissing you. 619 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,310 Can't you understand that you don't do anything for me? 620 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,360 First of all, I understand that all right. 621 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,280 Second, I doubt you wouldn't enjoy it. 622 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,350 Third, who wants to kiss you? 623 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,640 There's nobody around here who want to kiss you. No one, look. 624 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,400 Quick, let's hide! 625 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,630 It's dad! 626 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:06,920 If I were you, I wouldn't get upset! 627 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:09,550 Your wife is cuckolding you? 628 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,270 The day you have a hitch to scratch... you kill her! 629 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,440 And I go to jail. - No 630 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,560 Because Italian law is on your side. 631 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,320 You kill your wife and you get 30 years. 632 00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:27,160 But if she's cuckolding you... they will acquit you. 633 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,470 Right! 634 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:31,000 What about you honour? 635 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,390 Are you really thinking of killing your wife? 636 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,280 Not before you put the idea in my head. 637 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:41,990 Who's gonna take it out of my mind? 638 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,120 That discussion is going to drag on. - Why, are you uncomfortable? 639 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,960 I am cramped! - Sacrifice yourself! 640 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,160 Guys, look who's here! 641 00:39:05,240 --> 00:39:06,990 Hey, tell us everything! 642 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,480 Leave me alone. What a bunch of gentlemen! 643 00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,760 What if she was your sister? would you ask all the lurid details? 644 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,040 Say, did you leave your friend high and dry? 645 00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:21,150 It's not my fault if women like me better than Romolo. 646 00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,320 Bloody hell, you are so cool! 647 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:26,920 Because the divorce is rooted on an important principle. 648 00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:29,430 If a couple is not in love anymore... 649 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,390 Why should they stick together? Because once they said 'yes'? 650 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:33,830 And now they say 'no'. 651 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,630 Are you still of the idea that you don't care for my kisses? 652 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,230 Hey, are you getting big headed just because I kissed you? 653 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:41,910 I did it just because. 654 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,960 I'd better leave you in peace, then! 655 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,550 Good night and thank you! 656 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,960 Out of curiosity. Do you kiss everybody? 657 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,400 Only those I like. 658 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,710 And then I choose the one I like better. 659 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:55,240 I get it. You check them out. 660 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,430 Don't you check out watermelons to see which one is ripe? 661 00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:01,150 I kiss boys to find out which one I like better. 662 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,400 Ok, tomorrow let me know if I am the right watermelon for you! 663 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:06,440 Good night! 664 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:15,240 Why did you give him the keys? - That wretch! 665 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,190 Almost midnight! 666 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,960 I told you to get a copy. 667 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,150 Where is he? 668 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,040 He looked grumpy tonight. - He's always grumpy! 669 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,280 I'll show him who's grumpy! 670 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,670 Mr Nero, this is your chance to stay at the reception a little. 671 00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,280 so you can pretend you are the porter! 672 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,110 Or the tenants might forget. 673 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,600 I'm off. Good night. 674 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:37,240 Good night. 675 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:38,320 There he is! 676 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,440 What are you doing so late? - I didn't feel well. 677 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:47,720 So? 678 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:48,920 What, is it my fault? 679 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,350 I have the fever, I'm going to bed. 680 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,320 Are you nuts? Not in my bed! - And where? On the floor? 681 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,960 Why don't you come in? At least you can have a coffee. 682 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,200 Thanks. 683 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:01,910 There he is! 684 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,790 Did you forget you have a father? 685 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,990 Don't remind me, I'll get depressed. 686 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,440 You should be, leaving me out in the cold! 687 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:21,030 In your place I'd be mortified. - What if I do? You still had to wait. 688 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,110 Ciao Annamaria, see you tomorrow. - Ciao Marisa. 689 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,150 Romolo? - Yes? 690 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,150 Are you still grumpy? 691 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,840 You look grumpier than before. 692 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,190 What you want now? 693 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,150 Nothing. 694 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,750 Then, good night and good luck. 695 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,400 But he's burning with fever. 696 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,640 Sacrifice yourself and sleep on the floor. - Fever? 697 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:47,030 What if he doesn't gets up ever again? - I'll get up, I'll get up! 698 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,400 Annamaria, let's go in the other room! 699 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,200 Have you got fever? 700 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,830 Let me check your heartbeat. - My head...! 701 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,030 Hey, but it's midnight! 702 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,870 There it is. 703 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,270 Are you sleepwalking? - Worse, Romolo! 704 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,040 I am in love. - It's all over your face! 705 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,760 Who with? - Giovanna. 706 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,150 Giovanna? And what did you do? 707 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,960 Bloody hell, I had a snog you can't even imagine! 708 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,550 But that's not important. 709 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,990 It's so beautiful to be in love. 710 00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,110 You feel like a flower in the morning, when it opens its petals! 711 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,550 You are the flower? 712 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,350 It's so beautiful, Romolo! 713 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,270 You feel light, so light 714 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,670 and your heart... tickles. 715 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,760 You know when you drink sparkling water? It feels the same. 716 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:52,230 We are so strange. 717 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,710 We pose as bullies, cool, we show off... 718 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,760 we chase women... 719 00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:00,200 and then our heart falls in love too. 720 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,630 Funny, eh? - What about her? 721 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,550 Right now she is at her window, thinking about me. 722 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,230 Looking at the same star. 723 00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,670 Yes, the Ursa Major, last one on the right! 724 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:12,670 How do you know? 725 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:15,360 Retard, I taught you all that bullshit to tell women. 726 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,950 And don't think too much, or you'll get meningitis, moron! 727 00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,400 I'll show him the Ursa Major! 728 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,990 Who took my pajamas? 729 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,590 Listen... 730 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,800 Can't you knock? - Where's my pajamas? 731 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,950 In the washing. - What do I do now? 732 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,800 And what's this? It's a suspender, never seen one? 733 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,430 You wear suspenders at your age? Shame on you! 734 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,710 With a string, a rubber band, a tape... 735 00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,590 .. anything but a suspender, nobody looks at you anyway! 736 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,390 Suspenders at fifteen! 737 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,400 What do women have in their head? 738 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:02,840 Women... 739 00:44:05,240 --> 00:44:07,070 We are better off without them. 740 00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,790 Who's now? 741 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:19,800 Romolo, it's Salvatore! 742 00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,710 Romolo, let me sleep here! 743 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,040 The bus driver has the mumps. 744 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:31,640 I was missing just you, tonight! 745 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,310 Romolo... - What? 746 00:44:40,240 --> 00:44:42,630 What would we be without women? 747 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,350 Like plants without chlorophyll. 748 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,110 I read it in Scienza e Vita. 749 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,390 Chlorophyll gives light to the plants. 750 00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,070 And so do women to us. 751 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:55,910 I pity you. 752 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,070 I'II switch off the light. 753 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,400 Get your light from the chlorophyll. 754 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,190 Ouch, damn! 755 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:15,990 Swear! 756 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:17,400 What do you want? 757 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,710 Swear you kissed her and you didn't make it up. 758 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,910 Alright, I swear. 759 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,430 Say, how did you kiss her? 760 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,040 There are kisses and kisses. 761 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:28,230 There are meaningless kisses. 762 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,150 Well, we kissed in a meaningful way! 763 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:35,040 Did she kiss you back? - I'll tell you something... 764 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,840 I am afraid she fell hard for me! 765 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,600 She almost scares me. Know why? 766 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,200 Are you listening? - Yeah, yeah, go on! 767 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,880 Because that's a girl that if I feel like it... 768 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,710 I might marry her. - Ah, I'm glad for you! 769 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,720 Then, that thing I was going to tell you, I won't anymore! 770 00:45:57,560 --> 00:45:58,630 Tell me what? 771 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,720 It's about your future spouse. - What's that? 772 00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:05,030 That I kissed her too. 773 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,360 What did you say? - That I kissed her too. 774 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,960 No need to put your paws on me. 775 00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:15,150 Swear. - I swear. 776 00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,560 When did you kiss her? - Last night, after you left. 777 00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,070 I was waiting in the doorway. 778 00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,270 In fact... I heard you saying that I don't like sunsets. 779 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,830 Giovanna comes in and goes 'hello'. 'Hello' says I. 780 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,710 One thing led to another and I gave her the kiss of her life. 781 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,040 Bloody hell! 782 00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,830 Bastards are everywhere, but like women... 783 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,040 Say, do you think it's nice what you just did to me? 784 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,550 Why? We always shared all women! 785 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,240 Is Giovanna any different? - Yes, Giovanna is different. 786 00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:58,070 Don't you dare any more, understand? - Shut up, moron! 787 00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,390 You are the moron! 788 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,630 Don't you ever do that! 789 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,630 Next time I'll break you back! 790 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,990 What are you doing? Have you gone crazy? 791 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,750 Get off my face! - Leave me alone - Out of my way! 792 00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,840 Go wash yourself, it's past 9 and we have to make the beds! 793 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,480 You are like two kids! 794 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,880 Wanna bet they argued because of that stupid girl? 795 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,480 Why can't they argue because of us, just for once? 796 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,310 Say, if l change my hair, do you reckon Salvatore would notice me? 797 00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:38,680 Don't delude yourself. 798 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,070 The other day I wore some lipstick. 799 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:42,720 You know what Romolo told me? 800 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,080 'Did you eat tomato sauce?' 801 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:59,790 Why don't you use your head, instead of jumping on me like a madman? 802 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,350 Do you agree with me now? 803 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:04,120 I understand. I understand! 804 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,920 Salvatore... 805 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,440 Show me you are a man! 806 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,080 You said it yourself, you don't want to see her again. 807 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:16,920 I want to see if you can pass by her shop without stopping. 808 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:20,360 C'mon! Do it! 809 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,600 Give me satisfaction. Show me I have a smart friend. 810 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,230 Giovanna. 811 00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:43,350 Giovanna. 812 00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:46,790 Good morning. - Good morning. 813 00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,440 If you came for the suit, it's ready in two days. 814 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,590 If you came for my daughter instead... 815 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,550 She said she'd go buy a record. 816 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,870 Really? Thanks a lot. 817 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,390 The shoulders fit well, but the sleeves are too long. 818 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,110 No! Why? 819 00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:07,270 Look! 820 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,000 Ah, here? But... 821 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,400 No, the sleeves are fine... It's you who's short! 822 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:16,120 Me? 823 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:25,630 Good morning. 824 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:28,880 Uncle, I'II serve the miss. - The miss has been served. 825 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:30,230 Thanks. 826 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,230 But that's my 5,000 lire note. - How do you know? 827 00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:37,560 I wrote on it the phone number of a girlfriend! 828 00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:40,990 What goes around comes around! - I'll make you go around! 829 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:42,240 Your change. 830 00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:45,920 I'II sort you out later. - Don't embarrass me, uncle! 831 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:46,990 You'll take it back from my pay. 832 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,350 Scram! Go get the van, you are late. 833 00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,750 Move! 834 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,710 Thats the most foolish age for a man. 835 00:49:55,240 --> 00:49:57,550 Yeah. At your age, no more fooling around... 836 00:49:57,720 --> 00:49:58,710 Good morning 837 00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:03,110 Have you got a record with cheerful music? 838 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,200 Cheerful music? 839 00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:05,600 The music is over! 840 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,280 It's over! 841 00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:13,870 Giovanna. 842 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:14,790 Giovanna. 843 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:16,160 Get on, please! 844 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,630 Are you still mad about last night? 845 00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,320 Giovanna. 846 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:23,790 Let's make up, please! 847 00:50:24,400 --> 00:50:25,750 You have a heart of stone! 848 00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:27,320 Please! 849 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:29,070 Come on... 850 00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:31,550 Don't be mean. 851 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:32,950 Let's make up. 852 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,600 Giovanna! 853 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,430 Listen to me, make up. At your age I didn't and now I regret it! 854 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:42,750 Bravo! Thanks! 855 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:43,630 Please, get on! 856 00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,080 Attention please 857 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,910 This record is for sale from Mario Fruttl; where prices are not nutty 858 00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:12,350 Tell me, how many did you kiss before me? 859 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,200 I told you? 860 00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:14,750 Gianni... 861 00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,160 Renato... 862 00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:17,920 Franco... 863 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,150 the one from Fregene... and that's it! 864 00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,480 And Salvatore? - Ah, right, Salvatore. 865 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:26,270 Didn't you mention a guy called Ugo? 866 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,790 Ugo, yes! 867 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,760 But Ugo was different. Why? 868 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:34,870 First, he was our best tailor. Second... - Second? 869 00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,880 Second, I really cared for him. 870 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,840 Wasn't he the one in the photo? - Yes 871 00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,760 Your sweet watermelon? 872 00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:45,880 We were smitten. 873 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,550 Every time I saw him my legs wobbled. 874 00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:50,630 He wanted to marry me. 875 00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:53,910 He said he couldn't live without me. 876 00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,830 And instead, he's alive and well. 877 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,360 You are depressing me, with your Ugo. 878 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,360 Come here, I'll cure your depression. 879 00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:05,550 Did you notice, half an hour and nobody passed by. 880 00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,880 He wasn't attractive, but he had such green eyes... 881 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,150 Like mine? - But yours are black. 882 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,190 Yes, but... when I make love they get green. 883 00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:16,710 I reckon today they'll stay black. 884 00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:19,830 Let's go, or we'll be late. 885 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,560 And you leave me like this, with one eye black and one green? 886 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,720 They'll think I'm a cat! 887 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,960 Damn, the day had started so well... 888 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,110 Salvatore, do you want a lift? 889 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,000 What's up? So moody all morning! 890 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,110 Go on - Leave me alone. 891 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:45,000 Leave him alone! He must have something on his mind! 892 00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,910 What do you know? If he tries hard, he can even think! 893 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:58,400 Giovanna, I want to shout to all Rome that I love you. 894 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:01,550 Are you nuts? You left that thing on. They'll hear you. 895 00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,390 So? All Rome should know that Romolo Toccaceli loves Giovanna. 896 00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,590 All Rome should know 897 00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,400 Up yours, Salvatore 898 00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:16,230 This record is for sale from Mario... 899 00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:17,310 The shoe! 900 00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:18,710 Pass! 901 00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,390 Jerks, give me back my moccasin! 902 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,440 Romolo, when I catch you you'll spend a week in hospital! 903 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,120 Did you have to pass me your mumps? 904 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:36,830 Didn't you have a relative? 905 00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,830 37°5. Almost gone! At last. Take! 906 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,630 You could have a relapse. 907 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,960 Why don't you put it under your tongue? 908 00:53:49,120 --> 00:53:50,710 I put it where my mum told me. 909 00:53:51,240 --> 00:53:53,120 Salvatore, there's 5 wretches to see you! 910 00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,000 Just one minute, madam! - This is not the 4th of July parade! 911 00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:00,640 Pity he's not contagious anymore. 912 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:01,310 Move! 913 00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,360 Hey, you remind me of an Easter Egg! 914 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:07,430 Salvatore, you got mumps too, eh? - It's dangerous, you know? 915 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:09,880 If you are not careful, you are done! - You can forget women for good! 916 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,760 I can't even recall what a woman is. Ten days in here. 917 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,640 Well, now you are better. Why don't get up? 918 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,960 Don't be shy... 919 00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:21,390 .. help yourself with my bed, too. 920 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:22,630 Savages! 921 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,430 Salvatore, mother said you must drink it all up! 922 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,360 The medicine! - Nice! 923 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,880 Hey, do you know that your sister is growing up pretty? 924 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,630 In two years she's ripe! 925 00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,960 Finally a friend with a fit sister. 926 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,960 Salvatore, Romolo and Giovanna are here! 927 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,560 They are in the doorway. 928 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,240 What happened? - The thermometer! 929 00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:47,200 I told you to put it under your tongue. 930 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,790 Are they coming up or not? - Yes, I told you. 931 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,830 Didn't you tell Romolo that I don't want to see him? 932 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,830 Maybe he wants to make up. - And Giovanna? 933 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:57,920 She hasn't seen you for ten days. - Damn, I can't show up like this. 934 00:54:58,040 --> 00:54:59,230 Sorry Mr Alvaro, I have visitors! 935 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,030 Go in the other room and take this one with you. 936 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,720 Are you nuts? Where are you taking me? 937 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:06,310 My gosh, I'm falling! 938 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,840 Bandits! 939 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:13,070 What's going on? - Giovanna is coming for Salvatore! 940 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,560 Over there! Don't push! 941 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:24,000 Don't you have the key? - I am letting dad know. 942 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:26,480 You'll like dad, he's a saint. 943 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,190 He's so patient you could crack a walnut on his head. 944 00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,670 Pa, this is Giovanna. 945 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:37,560 Pa, couldn't you wear a tie? - Sure, a tie on my pajama! 946 00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:46,320 Come in! 947 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:50,190 What are you waiting for? Show them in! - They are already in, 948 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:52,350 .. but in Romolo's home. - What do you mean? 949 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,070 He took her home to meet his father. 950 00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,640 Come in, guys! 951 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,080 Hey, it's nice! 952 00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,200 Give some to your brother! 953 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:17,960 And so, you two are engaged? 954 00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,480 Good. I'm glad. 955 00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:22,720 And you came to tell me. 956 00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,280 Well done. 957 00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,640 After all I am the father and I can advice you. 958 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,400 Actually, if you allow me I need a word with you! 959 00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:32,360 Please! 960 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,560 Not with you... with him, my son! 961 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,040 Come, come here! 962 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,120 What do you want? - Listen! 963 00:56:48,680 --> 00:56:49,800 That's pa when he was young. 964 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,990 Pardon my asking, but are you taking me for a ride? 965 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:54,840 What do you mean, pa? 966 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,870 It's the third time you bring me a girl and say you are engaged. 967 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,880 But this time it's for good. - All the girls were quite good. 968 00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:03,560 But you have to be discreet, too. 969 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:06,750 If you say 'Meet my dad' all the time... 970 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:11,350 Anyway, this time stay away from my bedroom. 971 00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:13,630 Pardon me. 972 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,310 But I wanted to ask him how deep were his feelings. 973 00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:17,790 I'm his father! 974 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,030 Giovanna, look, that's dad when he was young! 975 00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,150 I can see the resemblance. In better, of course! 976 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,280 You should have seen me in my twenties! 977 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,270 Do you know that when I swam the Tiber... 978 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,830 Pa', not the cramp again? 979 00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:31,440 Marisa, fetch us a drink, will you? 980 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,630 Get some vermouth. - The vermouth is over. 981 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,720 It's over?!... 982 00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,470 The bottle Father Pellegrino gave you. 983 00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,680 Romolo, you know well that we can't open that bottle, 984 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:45,240 it was your poor mother's! 985 00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,070 Come on, mum is happy if you drink it! 986 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,790 Today is a special day, I got engaged. 987 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,990 This bottle has a history. 988 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:58,030 Pa talked the way he did because this story moves him. 989 00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,470 When they got married, Father Pellegrino gave them the bottle and said: 990 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,990 'With this, you'll celebrate the silver and golden anniversary' 991 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:05,670 That's a glass every twenty-five years. 992 00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:08,590 But then mum died and the bottle stayed sealed. 993 00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,230 You dad is more sentimental than you! 994 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,950 Couldn't you spare him this wicked action? 995 00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,590 But, it's water! 996 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,430 He drank Father Pellegrino's bottle too... 997 00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,200 and he sealed it back, too! 998 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,270 I'm going to tell him off. - No, don't mortify him! 999 00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,000 Let him be, poor man. 1000 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:25,470 Mortify? You don't know him. 1001 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,550 Marisa, ask Annamaria for some vermouth. Go darling! 1002 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,270 Pa! 1003 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:36,710 Eh, what's up? 1004 00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:43,640 You see how he embarrasses me? 1005 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:46,110 There a pack for you. It's a suit. 1006 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:53,150 And the tip? - If you didn't ask, I'd give you. 1007 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:54,280 Go f... 1008 00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,390 Well done! Had we had so much liberty in my times... 1009 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:01,920 Pa, what's this pack? 1010 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:05,310 Wanna bet the tenants finally bought me a proper porter's uniform? 1011 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,070 But this is my suit! 1012 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,320 How nice, so soon? - Are you going to a fancy dress party? 1013 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,830 Pa, this is a special suit. - I bet! 1014 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,000 Why? Don't you like it? 1015 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:17,990 Only an Englishman dresses so well. - Why, are you English? 1016 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:20,360 I might be nobody, but I want to try it on! 1017 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,630 Excuse me, did your dad make that suit? - Yes. 1018 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:27,390 And who will pay your dad? - I don't know, but I got the invoice. 1019 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:30,120 And Romolo? - Over there. 1020 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,440 I am gonna kill him! 1021 00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:36,950 Cool this suit! 1022 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,920 Hey, handsome! 1023 00:59:42,280 --> 00:59:43,320 What a frame! 1024 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,880 I bet he changed tile again! 1025 01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:08,990 Only a loan, alright... 1026 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:13,280 Never seen anything like that! 1027 01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,880 Hey, who's that? 1028 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:19,000 Let me have a good look! 1029 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,310 I'm jumping! 1030 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:24,440 What lips! 1031 01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:27,880 She's got lips like a black girl! 1032 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:31,950 Hey where are you going? 1033 01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:36,150 Looks who's coming. - Romolo, what's with the dress? 1034 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,190 You look like a pimp! 1035 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:45,430 Salvatore, come quick! Giovanna's boyfriend bought a new suit! 1036 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,840 Did you nick it from a puppet? 1037 01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:53,710 Losers! Low life! You can't afford a suit like this! 1038 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,720 You could walk tall. 1039 01:00:56,160 --> 01:01:00,120 Romolo, when you go to the toilet now, you can go where it says 'Gentlemen'! 1040 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:05,880 Salvatore! 1041 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:08,270 If he bought a new suit for his engagement... 1042 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:11,160 Think about yours when you'll be his best man! 1043 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,240 You can't lose face with Giovanna! 1044 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:18,080 Romolo is really taking it! - Steals your girl and gets engaged under your nose! 1045 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,350 Get lost! 1046 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,430 I'm sick of you! 1047 01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:28,230 And don't die tonight! 1048 01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,920 Hey... Tell your mum that this month... 1049 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,840 .. I won't pay the rent, eh? 1050 01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:41,440 How come? 1051 01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,110 You and your friends busted my balls, ok? 1052 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:53,550 Where are you going? 1053 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,190 Looking for a girlfriend! 1054 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,750 It's only 5 am, they are not walking yet! 1055 01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,950 Good evening, dot tore. 1056 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,350 Did you see what a posh place? 1057 01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:22,790 Do you like it? 1058 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,190 Yes, but have you got any money? - Sure I do. 1059 01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:27,990 I want to see if my friends won't give me a discount. 1060 01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,070 Whose chicken is this? - Romolo and Giovanna. 1061 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,430 I would think twice before serving him. 1062 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:37,880 Did you order chicken? - Yes. 1063 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,000 Have you got the money? -Yes, I do. 1064 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,360 Show me. - Here 1065 01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,430 All right 1066 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,960 Is the chicken from Roman times, too? 1067 01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:55,270 Giovanna. 1068 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,800 To our love! 1069 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,470 Don't stain the suit, you haven't paid it yet. 1070 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,950 Was it him? - I saw them 1071 01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:07,360 This is the life for me. 1072 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,600 Carefree... and plenty of money. 1073 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,800 If only one of these moneybags adopted me. 1074 01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:18,830 One of my friends went to Prince Alfieri's home and was adopted! 1075 01:03:19,160 --> 01:03:20,800 And now he lives it large. 1076 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,230 How I wish I could tell dad: 1077 01:03:23,360 --> 01:03:25,750 'Prince Alfieri wants me as his son!' 1078 01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:29,080 How proud would I make him! 1079 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:31,240 Giovanna! - Leonetto! 1080 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:33,870 What happened to you? - I moved. 1081 01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,200 No wonder we didn't see you anymore. 1082 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,640 Do you know who's sitting with us? 1083 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,390 Gianni and wife, Renata, Ugo with his girlfriend! 1084 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,230 You remember Ugo, don't you? - What do I care about Ugo? 1085 01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:45,720 Pardon! 1086 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,550 Who did he get engaged to? - Quirino's sister. Look! 1087 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,560 They are sitting now! 1088 01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,390 Come on! Don't start. 1089 01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:56,310 Pardon. 1090 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,800 He got engaged to that one? 1091 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:02,950 He has no taste! - Once he had better tastes, eh? 1092 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:04,310 What's your friend's name? 1093 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,870 Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. Leonetto Berselli. 1094 01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,750 See you, Leonetto. 1095 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,630 Are you coming to our table later? - Yes. 1096 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:14,470 My pleasure! 1097 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,070 Who's this Leonetto? - An old friend. 1098 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,760 What a stupid face! 1099 01:04:25,840 --> 01:04:28,230 Leonetto is very intelligent, for the record! 1100 01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:31,310 And he's got a degree in medicine! - Any moron can get a degree! 1101 01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:33,040 They offered him a job in South America. 1102 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,270 .. straightening bananas! - You are so rude! 1103 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:39,030 Can't I take the mickey out of your friends? 1104 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,080 Do I take the mickey out of yours? 1105 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,710 Look at them! Legs like a cactus! 1106 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,200 But, are you wearing underpants? - Roberto! 1107 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:47,950 So you judge a man by his legs? 1108 01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:03,830 Eat! 1109 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,440 But I was only looking at you! - Just eat! 1110 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:09,200 Who did you wave to? - Ugo. 1111 01:05:09,400 --> 01:05:11,040 And what does that mean? - Nothing. 1112 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,710 It means that I am not joining then. 1113 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,040 No, It means you don't because of me. If you were alone, you would! 1114 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:17,150 Nonsense! 1115 01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:20,390 If you want to go to Ugo... I am not stopping you! 1116 01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:22,680 If you don't stop it, I'll leave! 1117 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:24,030 Do it and you won't see me again! 1118 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:34,710 Well... Are are you leaving? 1119 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,640 Chariot, sir? - Chariot my foot. Giovanna! 1120 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,920 Giovanna, I won't do it again, promise! 1121 01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:00,760 Giovanna! 1122 01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,400 Don't you want to make up? - No. 1123 01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:17,120 Let's make up! - No. 1124 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,200 - Yes. - No! 1125 01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:18,960 Yes. - No! 1126 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:27,960 Why did you act like a jerk tonight? 1127 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:29,310 You were fishing for attention! 1128 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,280 Looking around, laughing loud! 1129 01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:32,990 Now you are engaged. 1130 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,710 Why, when one is engaged, can't laugh anymore? 1131 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:36,800 No, Giovanna! 1132 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,990 What's up? Are you mad again? 1133 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:40,320 Giovanna... 1134 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,080 Do you know that I haven't seen your place yet? 1135 01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:45,120 Can I come up? 1136 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,800 What did you understand? 1137 01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,440 I just wanted to see your place... 1138 01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,760 See if we can use some of the furniture when we get married. 1139 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,270 Forget the furniture, Romolo, it's still early! 1140 01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:58,240 I'll show you my place in the morning, when dad is awake. 1141 01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,310 Listen, Giovanna... 1142 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,150 Why don't we go to the shop and listen to some records? 1143 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:03,950 We just got some wonderful records! 1144 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,600 I'm tired. - Just five minutes. 1145 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,870 It's better in the morning. 1146 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:10,150 If you change your mind. knock on the shutter. 1147 01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,390 Ok, wait for me! 1148 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:15,470 Wait, wait... 1149 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:36,120 Pa, still up? 1150 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,230 Come in, there's a surprise for you! 1151 01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:44,280 When you told me you got engaged, I wasn't pleased! 1152 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:49,000 But now that I met your fiancée, I'm glad. He's a good boy! 1153 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,320 Perfect, eh? 1154 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,440 Pa' but here...? - No, you won't see that. Look! 1155 01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,710 Try this on, meanwhile! 1156 01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,150 What did you tell pa? Are you crazy? 1157 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,190 Give me a kiss. - How’s the jacket? 1158 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,350 Good, pa! 1159 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,150 Giovanna, give me a kiss. I love you. - No. And stop calling pa pa! 1160 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:16,800 Are you playing the trumpet? Pa-pa-pa-pa. 1161 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:19,070 Are you quarreling? 1162 01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,470 Pa, what did he tell you? 1163 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:22,990 That one is not my fiancée. My fiancée is another one. 1164 01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:25,030 Did you hear? She's got another fiancée. 1165 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,800 And you don't say anything? 1166 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,920 Giovanna, did you get engaged twice? 1167 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:33,120 You took advantage of my illness! Had I been healthy... 1168 01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:36,160 Come on, make up. If you start quarreling when just engaged... 1169 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,430 Pa, shut up! 1170 01:08:42,840 --> 01:08:43,960 Hello? Who is it? 1171 01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:46,120 Hello! 1172 01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:48,320 Giovanna, come here. 1173 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,360 I can only hear music... - Music? 1174 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,120 Giovanna... 1175 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,800 Don't say anything, I understood! 1176 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:10,030 You cannot come because your dad is still awake. 1177 01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,070 But as soon as he goes to bed, come here, ok? 1178 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,240 Listen... 1179 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:18,950 I put your favorite record on. 1180 01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,200 This music gives me ideas... 1181 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:32,800 I want to kiss you. 1182 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,950 As many kisses as stars in the sky. 1183 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:43,040 Big star, big kiss... 1184 01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:44,880 Small star... 1185 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:47,950 small kiss. 1186 01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:51,150 Son of a... I taught him all those phrases. 1187 01:09:52,320 --> 01:09:56,630 And caress you like the waves caress the sea. 1188 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:01,550 Diving in a sea of happiness. 1189 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,000 But you can't even swim! 1190 01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:06,790 Romolo, the sea can be dangerous! 1191 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:09,440 Hello? 1192 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,710 Hello, who's talking? 1193 01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:11,990 I am talking, Salvatore. 1194 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,000 But... did I dial your number? 1195 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:14,350 No, you dialed the right one. 1196 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,590 And you are talking to Salvatore at Giovanna's! 1197 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:19,280 You better leave my girlfriend alone! 1198 01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,960 Oh, giving orders in my own home? 1199 01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,830 Who allowed you to spread all those lies? 1200 01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:27,030 Go to sleep. Scram! 1201 01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,070 Let me say good night to pa. - I will for you. 1202 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:32,760 Did you see how pa likes me? - Don't call him pa! 1203 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:44,400 Hello? 1204 01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:47,470 Ah, it's you Romolo! 1205 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,360 Did you call? 1206 01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:51,910 Salvatore? 1207 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,480 Must have been a prank. 1208 01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,750 I was in bed. 1209 01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:00,360 You must have dialed the wrong number. 1210 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:02,870 You're getting mad, too? 1211 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,280 Don't start with your jealousy, or... 1212 01:11:05,440 --> 01:11:06,400 Or what? 1213 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:13,640 Please come in. 1214 01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:14,710 Watch your head. 1215 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,710 Did you see how easy it is? 1216 01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:21,800 And you turned me down for three years. 1217 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,750 We can have a smoke, listen to a record... 1218 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:27,750 Sneak in like two thieves... -So? 1219 01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,390 Do you promise we are just listening to records? 1220 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:33,160 I swear. One moment. 1221 01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,480 My God, so embarrassing! 1222 01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,840 What are you doing here, you idiot? - Uncle Mario... 1223 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:49,120 I had some spare time, I wanted to tidy up. 1224 01:11:49,240 --> 01:11:50,120 All right, dear. 1225 01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:54,480 Go tidy up somewhere else. 1226 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,320 You are fired! - I know, I know. 1227 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:57,920 Uncle Mario... 1228 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,630 If you need help, just ask. - Out! 1229 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,240 Magda... 1230 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,750 you look upset. 1231 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:07,560 Come. 1232 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,030 Let's try a long-playing. 1233 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:11,720 Yes? 1234 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:40,870 May I? 1235 01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:41,880 Thanks. - Welcome. 1236 01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:03,430 Salvatore, go away, I won't open! 1237 01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:06,750 Who is it? 1238 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,720 I'm Salvatore. 1239 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:16,350 What do you want? 1240 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:17,040 Giovanna. 1241 01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:18,110 Tell me the truth... 1242 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,280 Where you happy to see me tonight after all the time? 1243 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:23,590 As soon as I was better I came to you. 1244 01:13:23,680 --> 01:13:25,000 I was happy. 1245 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:26,080 Ah! You were happy? 1246 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:29,870 What would Romolo say if he knew what happened tonight? 1247 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:31,470 Wouldn't be happy. 1248 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,470 - Why, what happened?! Don't you remember anymore? 1249 01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:35,070 Alright, one kiss... 1250 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:36,720 And what a kiss! 1251 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,280 Have you forgotten you are engaged to Romolo? 1252 01:13:39,800 --> 01:13:41,150 Don't tell me you don't like Romolo anymore? 1253 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,320 I like him, but he's got a temper. 1254 01:13:44,560 --> 01:13:45,630 He's jealous... 1255 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:47,720 He controls me... 1256 01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:50,750 He spies on me... behind doors. 1257 01:13:50,840 --> 01:13:51,400 Giovanna! 1258 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:54,910 Hi, Romolo. Now go to bed, this charade is going too far. 1259 01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:55,960 Good night. 1260 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,270 Giovanna, open up! 1261 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,760 No, go to sleep. - Ok, but tomorrow I'll sort you out! 1262 01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,750 Ok, we'll talk tomorrow. 1263 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,840 What's up with these two kids tonight? 1264 01:14:07,120 --> 01:14:10,870 Which one did you get engaged to? - Romolo, the one I sent away now. 1265 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:14,400 And who's the one who calls me 'pa'? - He's Salvatore, a friend of Romolo's. 1266 01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:18,760 I kissed him once and that's it. - You kissed him? You cared for him, then! 1267 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:22,160 I cared for him? I liked him. There's a big difference. 1268 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:25,920 Do you know how many times I kissed your mother in six years of engagement? 1269 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,560 Three! And you spread kisses like they are chocolates. 1270 01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:30,190 Then, which one do you like best? 1271 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:33,590 I like Romolo, but he has a temper. 1272 01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:35,750 Tonight at dinner we quarreled. 1273 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,710 Salvatore instead... 1274 01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:40,280 I like Salvatore too. 1275 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,720 You like them both. You don't even know what you want. 1276 01:14:43,960 --> 01:14:44,760 You are right. 1277 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:50,030 Do you think it's easy to figure out if a boy is serious or fooling around? 1278 01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,000 You kiss them and they call you easy. 1279 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,600 But if you don't, they leave you. 1280 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,590 Doesn't call anymore... and maybe he was Mr Right! 1281 01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:02,320 The one who'd love you all your life. 1282 01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,590 Go to sleep. Good night. 1283 01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:07,070 Good night, pa. 1284 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,470 And don't worry, I am not doing anything bad. 1285 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,310 But the one who calls me pa, who is he? - That's Salvatore. 1286 01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,720 Ah, Salvatore. A good boy, right! 1287 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,360 Selfish! He spent an hour talking to me. 1288 01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:26,470 He asked me about my work... 1289 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,710 Guess what he said? - What? 1290 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,560 That he would like to learn how to be a tailor. 1291 01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:33,470 Pa, he was kidding! 1292 01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,560 Can't you see they fool you too? 1293 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,190 No. I don't think he was kidding. 1294 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:40,470 I have the feeling he really loves you. 1295 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,760 You made a mistake sending him away. 1296 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,230 Yes, maybe I did. 1297 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:04,440 Hello. 1298 01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:07,760 Who's that? 1299 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:10,120 What? 1300 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:12,470 I didn't get it. 1301 01:16:16,600 --> 01:16:17,110 Who? 1302 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:18,590 Salvatore was here. 1303 01:16:19,000 --> 01:16:20,190 He told me he was going to... 1304 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:21,920 to... 1305 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:24,030 .. jump into the river! 1306 01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:26,040 He's going to kill himself! 1307 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:27,590 How do I know why? 1308 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:30,550 He said to tell just you because it might make you happy. 1309 01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:32,720 Where did he say he's going? 1310 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,600 Wait, I think he said... 1311 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,350 Where are you jumping from? - The New Bridge. 1312 01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:38,760 The New Bridge. 1313 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,080 She hung up. 1314 01:16:42,160 --> 01:16:44,200 Was she scared? - Her voice was shaking. 1315 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:47,350 She'll take at least a quarter of an hour to the New Bridge. 1316 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,360 Another cappuccino, white with sugar. 1317 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,440 There you are. Sleeping? Weren't you going to kill yourself? 1318 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:16,920 Why, is there an hour to die? 1319 01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:20,190 I wanted to live another half an hour. - Couldn't you wake me up later, then? 1320 01:17:20,320 --> 01:17:22,040 You made me run for nothing! 1321 01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,790 Do you know why I waited to jump? 1322 01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:28,030 To see you one last time, to tell you how much I love you! 1323 01:17:28,600 --> 01:17:30,160 Now you saw me. Jump! 1324 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:32,840 Ah, you push me? You want this regret? 1325 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,470 Keep your word. You said you jump? Now, jump! 1326 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:41,470 Watch out, I'm jumping, eh? - If you jump, I become a nun! 1327 01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:44,550 Look, from this height, even the best diver would die! 1328 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:45,680 What a drag! 1329 01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:47,110 Alright, you asked for it! 1330 01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,950 But if you tell me you love me, I won't jump. 1331 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:53,670 And come on! 1332 01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,710 Salvatore! 1333 01:17:57,800 --> 01:17:58,550 Help! 1334 01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:01,870 Will you kiss me now? Just one? - Bastard, bastard! 1335 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,790 I love you! - Leave me! 1336 01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:06,190 Leave me alone! 1337 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:08,760 Come on, gimme a hand. - What happened? 1338 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:13,310 Did you fall? 1339 01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:16,630 He tried to kill himself, officer! - I saw him! 1340 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,880 You tried to kill yourself? Come. - Why? 1341 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,680 Because it's a crime. - I can't even kill myself, now? 1342 01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:24,680 Don't you know that if you kill yourself it's murder? 1343 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:25,480 I didn't kill myself. 1344 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,990 That's why we nick you. Wasting police time. 1345 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:29,350 Otherwise, we would take you to the morgue. 1346 01:18:29,440 --> 01:18:31,240 But you have no heart! 1347 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,710 Put yourself in my shoes! I was desperate, I quarreled with my girlfriend... 1348 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:36,110 Ah, she is your girlfriend? 1349 01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:38,070 Miss, please come over here! 1350 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:44,950 Is it true that you are this young man's girlfriend? 1351 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,040 Yes. - And you love each other? 1352 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,080 Our is a great love, officer! 1353 01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:54,440 But why do you quarrel, then? - That's what I say! 1354 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,320 Well, if you promise me not to argue anymore, I'll let you off. 1355 01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,990 Ours will be an idyll, right Giovanna? 1356 01:19:00,080 --> 01:19:01,430 Good night, officer. 1357 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,160 And thanks. 1358 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:05,990 Giovanna... 1359 01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,320 Giovanna! 1360 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,390 Give me a kiss. 1361 01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:13,240 They are looking. We must show that we made up. 1362 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:16,120 Do you want me to go to jail because I love you? 1363 01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:27,960 What's up? Looks like you bit a lemon. Aren't my kisses sweet anymore? 1364 01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:32,750 Do you know why I came last night? 1365 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:36,080 To give you this. 1366 01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:39,320 You didn't give me a chance to talk! You kicked me out! 1367 01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:40,190 Beautiful, isn't it? 1368 01:19:40,840 --> 01:19:43,880 Really beautiful. - Hey, it a diamond ring! 1369 01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:46,640 But I cannot accept it. - Why not? 1370 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:50,080 I am engaged to Romolo. - So you don't like me anymore? 1371 01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:52,240 I like you, yes. 1372 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:54,430 I like you both. 1373 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:56,910 Well, You'll have to stay engaged with both, for a while. 1374 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:59,400 But then you make up your mind. 1375 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:03,640 Will you? 1376 01:20:07,880 --> 01:20:09,710 Well, I can give you the ring now. 1377 01:20:30,760 --> 01:20:31,950 Nando! 1378 01:20:33,280 --> 01:20:34,600 Nando! 1379 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,720 Come down, Salvatore killed himself! 1380 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:43,110 What? - A friend of mine killed himself. 1381 01:20:44,400 --> 01:20:45,590 What happened? 1382 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:47,230 They say that Salvatore killed himself. 1383 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:51,270 As if! It's Thursday, at 1 he'll be home eating gnocchi. 1384 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,000 But... 1385 01:20:52,040 --> 01:20:55,000 Signora Cecilia, Salvatore is back! 1386 01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,720 He's back! - God... 1387 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:57,480 Son! 1388 01:20:58,720 --> 01:20:59,870 My beautiful son! 1389 01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:01,630 Mommy! - My heart! 1390 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:03,150 What have you done? 1391 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,830 Why did you want to kill yourself? 1392 01:21:05,080 --> 01:21:06,640 Aren't you happy with me? 1393 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,240 Did I ever deny you anything? 1394 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,990 You made me worry all night! 1395 01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,830 Didn't you think about your mom's weak heart? 1396 01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,750 Is this your love for me? 1397 01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:18,000 Don't you know you almost made me die? 1398 01:21:18,080 --> 01:21:22,200 Ungrateful son, heartless wretch! With my high blood pressure! 1399 01:21:22,320 --> 01:21:26,110 Criminal! You are a chip off your father's block! Murderer! 1400 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:27,470 I'll sort you out! 1401 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,920 I'm glad his mother gave him a beating. 1402 01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:36,880 She spared me the bother. 1403 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,030 What are you doing here? 1404 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,320 I brought you a present. 1405 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,230 Do you like it? 1406 01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:48,150 An alarm clock? 1407 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:51,910 This a magic clock. It tells me all. - What are you talking about? 1408 01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:54,560 You see, tonight I come to your place, 1409 01:21:54,600 --> 01:21:56,080 I don't tell you what time I set it... 1410 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:58,040 I lock it in a drawer. 1411 01:21:58,160 --> 01:22:00,070 And tomorrow you must tell me what time it rang! 1412 01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,630 'cause, what happened tonight, that you came back at 9 in the morning... 1413 01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,550 .. must not happen again, understood? 1414 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:08,040 Tell me... 1415 01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,680 do you come up with these ideas on your own or somebody helps you? 1416 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:13,960 What's this? 1417 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:18,560 It's... an old family ring. - No, this is signora Cecilia's ring. 1418 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:21,870 every now and then Salvatore nicks it, when he wants to impress a girl. 1419 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,920 and then, when he gets his way, he takes it back! 1420 01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,840 Ah, he's not stupid, your friend! 1421 01:22:27,040 --> 01:22:28,680 Well, now you take it off and give it back. 1422 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:29,630 Otherwise... - Otherwise? 1423 01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:31,480 Otherwise you'll never see me again, you hear me? 1424 01:22:33,440 --> 01:22:36,240 I'm glad you said that. 1425 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:39,790 Because now I know how really you are. 1426 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:41,320 Thinking I would have married you... 1427 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,200 But you come here with an alarm clock... 1428 01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,400 'I set it, I put it in a drawer...' 1429 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,600 Hey, do you know what this alarm clock means? 1430 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:49,870 That if I marry you, my husband will spy on me... 1431 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,880 and crucify me night and day! 1432 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,680 Listen Romolo... 1433 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,710 let's be friends and that's it! 1434 01:22:58,120 --> 01:22:59,440 If this is your last word... 1435 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,630 It's for the best, believe me! 1436 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,630 Think about it! 1437 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,120 I did. -All right. 1438 01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:12,110 Then Giovanna, best wishes for many healthy children. 1439 01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:13,270 But Salvatore will pay for this. 1440 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:26,070 Do you know what my dream is? - No. 1441 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,310 My dream is to quit this job. -Attendant! 1442 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:32,120 Attendant! 1443 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,040 That one is taking the mickey. - Why do you answer, then? 1444 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:37,390 I'm the attendant, no? 1445 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:40,110 Cabin! 1446 01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:48,680 Romolo... 1447 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:52,280 What? - Shall we make up? 1448 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:56,120 I wanted to beat you up. I didn't. 1449 01:23:56,320 --> 01:23:58,070 Be happy and scram! 1450 01:24:09,760 --> 01:24:11,960 What did he say? - Nothing, he's a simpleton! 1451 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:14,640 Let's move, otherwise they'll keep calling for me! 1452 01:24:16,000 --> 01:24:18,470 Do you know that one? - I wish! 1453 01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:22,840 How could you think to be engaged to two at once. 1454 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:25,710 Tell the truth. You were with Romolo to make me jealous. 1455 01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:28,390 No, I am like that! I like kissing boys. 1456 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:30,830 Is it wrong of me? - No, no, good on you! 1457 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:35,150 A girl wants to be loved, and I can't live without being in love! 1458 01:24:36,280 --> 01:24:37,630 What's more... 1459 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:39,150 To be honest... 1460 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:42,720 when Ugo left me I thought nobody would love me ever again. 1461 01:24:42,800 --> 01:24:44,710 But who loves you more than me? 1462 01:24:44,720 --> 01:24:46,630 You found the shoe for your foot! 1463 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:56,470 Ah... when you kiss me, I can hear the national anthem. 1464 01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:58,270 Slap me. - Why? 1465 01:24:59,160 --> 01:25:01,550 I promised myself no more bullshit. I want to change. 1466 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:03,390 How? 1467 01:25:03,600 --> 01:25:06,400 With your help! If I say a bullshit, slap me. 1468 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,150 Goodbye face, then! 1469 01:25:09,320 --> 01:25:14,310 My curse is that girls like me, I am handsome, I make them happy... 1470 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:16,110 and girls chase me... 1471 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,600 and they even care about me. 1472 01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:19,000 But since I met you... 1473 01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:22,640 I learnt that it's more important to love than being loved. 1474 01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,870 It might be nonsense... 1475 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,790 but to love means having something inside... 1476 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:31,080 perhaps being poor outside, but rich inside! 1477 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:32,710 Giovanna! 1478 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:34,190 Giovanna! 1479 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,440 Don't listen to him, he'll never marry you! 1480 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:38,950 Leonetto, what are you doing here? - Spying on you! 1481 01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,470 Did you see? Ugo with his girlfriend. 1482 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,150 Walk, and shut up! 1483 01:25:43,600 --> 01:25:45,670 You'll never change, he? 1484 01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:49,670 But why don't you slap him back? - But he'd beats me even more! 1485 01:25:50,600 --> 01:25:52,240 My fiancée! - Pleasure! 1486 01:25:53,400 --> 01:25:54,750 And this one is my fiancée! 1487 01:25:56,760 --> 01:25:59,910 At last you found a boyfriend who lets you wear a bikini. 1488 01:25:59,960 --> 01:26:03,030 What does he want? - Don't you know him? He's my ex. 1489 01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:06,400 Never seen before! - Last night at dinner. Remember? 1490 01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:09,710 Dinner? Are you nuts? - Sorry! That was Romolo! 1491 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:11,630 Now you are mixing up your boyfriends, too? 1492 01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:13,760 Don't quarrel, plenty of time after getting married! 1493 01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:15,240 Let's go swim. 1494 01:26:15,360 --> 01:26:16,480 Bye, Giovanna. - Bye. 1495 01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,030 Go f... 1496 01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:22,480 Don't snort! 1497 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,910 What did you like in him? 1498 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:27,600 I don't know anymore. 1499 01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:35,680 Make me dance, will you? Don't get mad! Water under the bridge! 1500 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:03,430 So? What's the penance? 1501 01:27:03,760 --> 01:27:04,750 You must kiss somebody. 1502 01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,640 I'm ready! 1503 01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,270 Did you say one? 1504 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,200 Where's she going? To kiss that fatty? 1505 01:27:21,800 --> 01:27:22,630 Romolo! 1506 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:24,870 Romolo. 1507 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,360 Come here. - What do you want? 1508 01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:27,990 I have to tell you something. 1509 01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:31,360 It's a game. 1510 01:27:34,840 --> 01:27:35,640 Annamaria! 1511 01:27:36,480 --> 01:27:37,230 Wait! 1512 01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:45,590 What's wrong with you? 1513 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,950 Why? What did i do? 1514 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,670 You made me drink a liter of filthy water! 1515 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:50,870 You ran after me for the water? 1516 01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:52,960 Why, otherwise? 1517 01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:55,670 Didn't you realize I kissed you? 1518 01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:56,320 A kiss? 1519 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,960 Did you kiss me? When? 1520 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,040 Wasn't it a game? 1521 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:05,400 Was it a real kiss? 1522 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:07,600 Romolo... 1523 01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:09,800 It's ten years I love you. 1524 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:11,840 Didn't you ever realize? - Ten years? 1525 01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:14,160 And how old are you? - 15. 1526 01:28:15,760 --> 01:28:19,750 I was under your nose all the time and you didn't even know I existed. 1527 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:23,200 Any time you called Salvatore, I'd show up! 1528 01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:26,230 You were so irritating! 1529 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,790 Let's go dance! 1530 01:28:31,720 --> 01:28:32,230 Let's go. 1531 01:28:58,240 --> 01:29:01,630 But... isn't that your sister dancing so tight with Romolo? 1532 01:29:06,600 --> 01:29:07,190 Excuse me a moment. 1533 01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:18,990 May I? 1534 01:29:19,960 --> 01:29:20,760 What do you want? 1535 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:23,400 I have to talk to you face to face. - Let's go. 1536 01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:34,400 What happened? 1537 01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:38,430 Just for the record, I don't like how you dance with my sister! 1538 01:29:38,480 --> 01:29:41,120 You don't like it? I was great, I was striking poses, too! 1539 01:29:41,240 --> 01:29:42,750 Look, don't be funny! 1540 01:29:42,800 --> 01:29:44,680 No more dancing with Annamaria. Understand me? 1541 01:29:44,720 --> 01:29:45,950 No. I don't understand at all. 1542 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,880 I am sure you do. - Not that I am aware of. 1543 01:29:48,960 --> 01:29:51,190 Look, Romolo, don't push my patience! 1544 01:29:51,240 --> 01:29:53,040 You got too busy with Giovanna. 1545 01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:55,310 Apart with the fact that I don't care about Giovanna... 1546 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:58,400 You did too when she was my girl. 1547 01:29:59,280 --> 01:30:00,760 Your girl as a figure of speech. 1548 01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:04,080 Giovanna was more mine than yours. 1549 01:30:04,160 --> 01:30:06,360 What did you two do, anyway? 1550 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:08,710 And what did you do, instead? 1551 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:12,030 If you keep mum, I'll tell you. - I'm a tomb. 1552 01:30:13,720 --> 01:30:14,710 Everything, Romolo! 1553 01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,070 Everything. 1554 01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:18,720 But I recommend you, eh... 1555 01:30:18,920 --> 01:30:19,640 Hush. 1556 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:25,000 In fact... 1557 01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:28,600 I'm afraid I might have made her a child. 1558 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,400 Giovanna! Hey, are you crazy? 1559 01:30:40,200 --> 01:30:41,390 Oh, I'm sorry! 1560 01:30:41,720 --> 01:30:44,710 What happened? - How do I know? Who knows him? 1561 01:30:46,120 --> 01:30:47,840 Well done, Giovanna! Congratulation! 1562 01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:50,150 I heard the news about you! 1563 01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:54,840 You let him slaps around the mother of your children? 1564 01:30:55,640 --> 01:30:56,790 And you believed it? 1565 01:30:57,640 --> 01:31:01,920 Thanks you. I was right, you never understood me 1566 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:03,750 Are you a man or not? 1567 01:31:08,240 --> 01:31:10,120 What was that slap to my girl? 1568 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:12,670 See? This one is even asking for explanations. 1569 01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:16,590 You wanted me to slap you, if you were a fool. Take! 1570 01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:18,070 What did I say?! 1571 01:31:18,600 --> 01:31:20,480 You said you were expecting a baby with Giovanna. 1572 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,320 I heard you with my own ears. - Me? When? 1573 01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:25,760 You tell them. - Actually, you did! 1574 01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:28,760 How is it possible? You know me! 1575 01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:30,760 Salvatore, did you make a baby by mail? 1576 01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:34,350 Shorty, get lost! - What's the fun that way? 1577 01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:36,750 Come Giovanna. We are not through yet! 1578 01:31:40,040 --> 01:31:42,270 That's the one who slapped me! 1579 01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:46,150 It must have been a mix up. Isn't it, young man? 1580 01:31:46,480 --> 01:31:48,200 I am sorry, I mistook her for her! 1581 01:31:48,440 --> 01:31:51,400 I told you it was a mistake. My apologies! 1582 01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:57,200 Now you must explain me. - Why don't you mind your own business? 1583 01:31:57,280 --> 01:31:58,760 You know I'm nosy. 1584 01:31:58,840 --> 01:32:01,200 Perhaps, but you have no right to slap people around! 1585 01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:03,710 And you should be more accommodating! 1586 01:32:03,880 --> 01:32:05,920 Do you remember why we quarreled the last time? 1587 01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:08,750 You were running around the table and didn't let me catch you! 1588 01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:12,150 If you let me slap you, we would have made up. 1589 01:32:12,240 --> 01:32:14,990 So you dumped me because I didn't let you slap me? 1590 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:17,870 You really loved me! - That's my way to love! 1591 01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:19,350 If I don't like something, I react! 1592 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:22,710 I slapped you because I loved you. - No, because you are rough. 1593 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:26,630 If not, why did you slap me just now? - You are right. 1594 01:32:28,680 --> 01:32:30,990 I guess I did because I still love you. 1595 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:33,800 Nonsense! 1596 01:32:35,000 --> 01:32:36,070 It can't displease you. 1597 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:38,800 I can tell a mile away you still love me. 1598 01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:41,630 Shall we make up? 1599 01:32:42,720 --> 01:32:44,920 Aren't you dying to make up? - No. 1600 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:48,880 I like you because you fight back! 1601 01:32:49,360 --> 01:32:51,080 Otherwise, what's the fun in making love? 1602 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:57,190 Kiss me instead of talking so much! - Attendant! 1603 01:32:58,720 --> 01:32:59,950 Not here, there's people! 1604 01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:09,870 What did you do with that girlfriend of yours? 1605 01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:13,120 Yole? She's gone home. She figured out. 1606 01:33:13,400 --> 01:33:15,120 She's not so stupid! 1607 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:22,870 Giovanna! - Get dressed, we are leaving. 1608 01:33:26,120 --> 01:33:27,270 Giovanna, where are you? 1609 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:38,320 Giovanna, you didn't believe him earlier, did you? 1610 01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:41,590 Look, I'm not mad! - Thank God! 1611 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,310 And did you sort that jerk out, Ugo? 1612 01:33:46,560 --> 01:33:49,710 Yes. - Get dressed and let's go, then. 1613 01:33:50,040 --> 01:33:50,790 Salvatore... 1614 01:33:52,320 --> 01:33:53,280 .. I am leaving with Ugo. 1615 01:33:56,400 --> 01:33:57,670 What?! You are leaving with Ugo? 1616 01:33:59,560 --> 01:34:00,390 Damn... 1617 01:34:01,160 --> 01:34:03,720 How do I tell you, now? 1618 01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,840 It's difficult. - Telling me what? 1619 01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:09,230 Do you promise me you won't get mad? - Tell me! 1620 01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,310 I and Ugo still love each other! 1621 01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:18,870 Bloody hell! 1622 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:21,430 Great news! 1623 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:24,280 Sorry, Salvatore. 1624 01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:26,550 But I loved Ugo first. 1625 01:34:27,400 --> 01:34:29,070 We split up out of spite. 1626 01:34:30,360 --> 01:34:33,270 I thought I had forgotten him, instead... 1627 01:34:34,240 --> 01:34:36,390 I guess I was still thinking about him. 1628 01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:40,280 That's why you took me and Romolo for a ride! 1629 01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:42,240 No! I really liked you two! 1630 01:34:43,040 --> 01:34:45,000 and I was trying to fall for somebody... 1631 01:34:45,800 --> 01:34:49,840 .. maybe to get back at him. 1632 01:34:50,480 --> 01:34:51,830 But I couldn't. 1633 01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:57,590 Aren't you ready yet? 1634 01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:05,000 Did you dad make this suit? - Yes. 1635 01:35:06,320 --> 01:35:07,070 Turn around. 1636 01:35:08,360 --> 01:35:09,680 You see, it doesn't fall well. 1637 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,550 It's your dad's usual defect. 1638 01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:14,280 But when I come back to the shop, these mistakes will go. 1639 01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:17,230 You come to the shop, and I'll fix it, alright? 1640 01:35:18,000 --> 01:35:18,750 Shall we go? 1641 01:35:22,920 --> 01:35:23,590 Giovanna. 1642 01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:24,950 Just one word. 1643 01:35:27,440 --> 01:35:29,720 Damn, I am the one in trouble now! How can I tell you? 1644 01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:33,110 Take heart, Salvatore, today we can tell each other everything. 1645 01:35:33,240 --> 01:35:35,910 I'll lose my face! - What happened? 1646 01:35:36,440 --> 01:35:38,320 You'll think I am asking it back because we are through! 1647 01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,400 But what? - My mum's ring! 1648 01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:42,390 Oh, sorry, I almost forgot! 1649 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:44,240 I would leave it to you, but it's my poor mum's. 1650 01:35:44,360 --> 01:35:47,080 It's her only jewel! - I understand Salvatore. 1651 01:35:47,680 --> 01:35:49,080 What will you think of me, now? 1652 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:52,070 I think you'll give the ring to some other girl. 1653 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:56,680 I am glad I met you. 1654 01:35:59,600 --> 01:36:02,670 Giovanna, best wishes and many children! 1655 01:36:03,320 --> 01:36:05,230 Damn! 1656 01:36:14,360 --> 01:36:15,590 Did you make up with Giovanna? 1657 01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:18,720 I made up forever. It's all over. 1658 01:36:19,840 --> 01:36:21,240 Happy now? - Yes. 1659 01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:22,960 Today I made everybody happy, then. 1660 01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:27,110 Tell me, is it true that it doesn't fall well? 1661 01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:30,430 It suits you well. 1662 01:36:35,400 --> 01:36:36,040 Let's go home. 1663 01:36:41,600 --> 01:36:43,320 Is it just my impression or you have grown up? 1664 01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:47,000 I have grown up all right! I'm almost 16! - Gosh, you are a little lady! 1665 01:36:47,120 --> 01:36:49,760 Do you know that you have turned quite pretty? 1666 01:36:49,760 --> 01:36:51,030 What are you doing tonight? - Why? 1667 01:36:51,560 --> 01:36:55,110 Nothing. Wondered if you feel like going out. 1668 01:36:55,280 --> 01:36:57,790 Well, I can't wear this ring! It's a girl's ring! 1669 01:36:57,800 --> 01:37:00,110 But tonight you give it back, eh? - No, you give it back now. 1670 01:37:00,200 --> 01:37:03,240 You don't give me back anything. In fact, it's a present. 1671 01:37:03,280 --> 01:37:05,400 You understand! It's a present! 1672 01:37:05,600 --> 01:37:09,150 And you don't bother me 'cause today I could teach you a lesson. 1673 01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:11,790 Look, I know the story of that ring. - I'II teach you a lesson all the same. 1674 01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,800 Who do you teach a lesson to? - Keep your hands down! 1675 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:16,430 Who will you beat? Who? 1676 01:37:16,480 --> 01:37:17,880 You! You! 1677 01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:19,480 Is that so?! - Yes! 1678 01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:21,560 I'll show you. Hold my jacket. 1679 01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:26,430 First round! 1680 01:37:29,320 --> 01:37:30,670 Come on! Kill each other! 1681 01:37:30,960 --> 01:37:33,190 Quiet! They are sizing each other up! 1682 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:38,480 Fists up! You fight like a girl. - You start! 1683 01:37:39,560 --> 01:37:43,000 Come on! Paint him red! Come on! 1684 01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:44,720 Get up, puppet! 1685 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:50,950 Don't hit my face or I'll kill you! - Who cares, I hit what I hit! 1686 01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:55,670 Come on, Romolo! Come on! 1687 01:37:58,400 --> 01:37:59,670 Well done, Salvatore! 1688 01:38:12,480 --> 01:38:15,470 That'll teach you all a lesson! - The winner is Romoletto for K.O.! 1689 01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:18,830 What?! You let him go like that? 1690 01:38:20,720 --> 01:38:23,760 I'II beat you all up another day. 1691 01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:28,270 Raging Bull! Rocky Marciano has left the building! 1692 01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:29,440 You can get up now. 1693 01:38:34,480 --> 01:38:37,310 Put your jacket on. Don't take it hard! 1694 01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:40,990 Salvatore, did you see Giovanna? 1695 01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:44,630 Pardon! See you! 1696 01:38:47,480 --> 01:38:49,040 Bye guys, see you later. 1697 01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:50,790 Good bye. 1698 01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:03,310 Did I hurt you? - Since when your fists can hurt me? 1699 01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:04,470 Tell me... 1700 01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,990 What happened with Giovanna, that she left with Ugo? 1701 01:39:08,840 --> 01:39:09,960 Nothing, I dumped her! 1702 01:39:10,800 --> 01:39:11,950 You dumped her... 1703 01:39:12,160 --> 01:39:14,070 Salvatore, let's quit being jerks! 1704 01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:16,680 Life is a serious matter! 1705 01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,920 Don't you know? - I do. 1706 01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:20,910 In fact I decided I want to turn my life... 1707 01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:23,910 I want to find a job, have a family, children... 1708 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,870 .. who will not be ashamed of their father. 1709 01:39:28,480 --> 01:39:30,040 Hey look at those two! 1710 01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:32,270 What eyes! 1711 01:39:34,400 --> 01:39:35,590 Good morning. 1712 01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:36,840 Good morning. - Good morning. 1713 01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:37,990 Do you know them? 1714 01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,440 Shall we change life tomorrow? 1715 01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:44,830 Well... - Hey, look there! 1716 01:39:48,680 --> 01:39:51,270 What do they want? - They want to escort us. 1717 01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:53,030 No. - Why not? 1718 01:39:53,120 --> 01:39:54,710 Because! - They are our girls. 1719 01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:56,150 Do you make love to them? - Yes. 1720 01:39:56,480 --> 01:39:58,200 Ah, well... in that case, we apologize! 1721 01:40:07,880 --> 01:40:09,200 Romolo! - Salvatore! 1722 01:40:12,080 --> 01:40:13,310 Let's go. 1723 01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:19,910 Marisa! 1724 01:40:20,440 --> 01:40:21,400 Annamaria! 1725 01:40:27,360 --> 01:40:28,110 Annamaria! 1726 01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:29,160 Marisa! 1727 01:40:35,320 --> 01:40:38,950 THE END 126779