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♫ Feels like things keep getting more complex

♫ With every conversation

♫ It's The 2nd Generation

- When I started the school year,

I was made fun of because people thought I was too black.

- Hey, it's our newest point guard, Ticoon Kim.

They didn't understand

what I was saying because I would use words

like fam, lit, pair of tings.

- Where you going, faggot?

- Yo, why you talking like you're black?

- Shut your ugly ass ...

- Yo, you ain't black.

- So how the fuck is it

that I spent 10 years of my life with people

and then when high school starts,

I'm suddenly the new kid on the block.

But then, things changed.

For the better.

- Bumboclaat

I fucking swear, fam, this game is rigged.

Watch, 2018 LBJ gonna come back

and lay waste to all of these pussies.

Bumboclaat.

- What is that you're saying?

- Is it Korean?

- It's Patwa.

I picked it up playing ball and hanging

with my brothers at Fossout.

Look it up, it's lit.

- Sounds cool.

- I know bear slang, fam.

I got bear fram and scarbs, ziggy dog?

- Your mom's a doctor.

Your dad owns a transport company.

- You're a gallery boy as much as someone from Melbourne.

- Um, what does that mean?

- Exactly.

- Wait, hold up.

My favorite's bumboclaat.

The best part is, my parent's won't even know I'm swearing.

Bumboclaat!

- Bumboclaat!

- Bumboclaat!

- Bumboclaat!

- Did you finish your homework, Arnie?

- Bumboclaat.

- Arnold, you're gonna be late.

- Bumboclaat.

- Bumboclaat?

Hey, don't forget your dad's picking

you up after dance class, alright?

- Bumboclaat?

- I can't wait to see this, okay.

Oh, Arnold, I've been waiting for you.

I want you to meet this friend of mine from work.

Oh, Abigail.

- Oh, okay.

- Bumboclaat?

- Facts.

I heard he's fucking Virginia and the only reason

she stayed for another year is to hook up

with young Ticoon.

- Dude, did you hear those guys?

Do you think that little chink is fucking Virginia?

- Dude, your mom's Chinese.

- Whatever.

Do you think that little fucker's hitting that?

- No way, man.

I mean, he's cool and all but no way.

Did you see who was easy in gym class?

I mean that's crazy.

- Shut up.

Do you ever shut up?

Fuck, man.

What size are you?

- Uh, hard or soft?

'Cause I've got one of those dicks

that looks small but kinda triples in size.

- Your shoe size.

What the fuck, man.

I think you use your Asperger's as an excuse

to cover up how stupid you are.

- Oh, uh, size 10.

- Size 10?

You're big as fuck and you're only a size 10?

- Girls love the mystery.

- Look, I didn't want this up but Ticoon

is spreading a lot of rumours about you.

He's telling people that because

of your abnormal size feet, you basically have no dick.

That you have a puss and you pretend

your clitoris is a dick.

The size of five year olds.

They're calling it LDD, Little Dick Dummy.

- That's not cool.

- This is what we're gonna do.

I know where that bitch lives, okay?

- Okay.

- It's like he's becoming Ferris Bueller.

He's starting to believe his shit doesn't stink.

- I don't know.

I think you're reading into this too much.

He's the same guy.

- He misses you, fam.

We all do.

- He needs to apologise and get his head out of his ass.

- For real, I want us all to hang out again.

- I had our relationship all mapped out.

Everyone would kinda hang out.

There wasn't much separation,

we were all mostly colour blind.

- Da fuck?

I'm not colour blind, Ev.

You're white, Arnold's Jewish, and I'm brown.

- Meaning we never differentiated people with colour or race.

- I knew that.

- When we graduated to high school,

statistically all the feeder schools

from the different regions were predominantly white.

And it diluted the number of visible minorities.

A social genocide should've occurred with Ti

and he should've been lost in the cleanse.

But he wasn't.

- Instead, he rises to the occasion

and becomes more popular than ever.

- I would've been there to catch his fall.

- Well, if Ticoon is out of the picture,

do I have a chance with you, Ev?

- You have a better chance with me, man.

- Is there something you want to tell me?

- So, do I still have a chance with you, Ev?

You're not all Asian-washed or anything, are you?

- You're an idiot.

He could be Quasimodo, I wouldn't care.

- That's a bold statement.

- Where's he getting all this money from?

He spends so much now and tutoring

seventh graders doesn't pay shit.

- Ti's rich.

His parents give him everything.

- He has 20,000 dollars worth of shoes.

He's not that rich.

- Facts.

I like the lunches and food.

Maybe he gets per diem.

- From his drug-dealing cousin?

Do you think he sells drugs?

- Ticoon?

No way.

Plus, we would know.

We're around him all the time.

Why do you even hang out with this guy,

he's so much older than you.

- Maybe he's trying to fuck you for his prom.

Don't let him.

Ti should be your first.

- The shit that comes out of your mouth,

man, is unbelievable.

But he is right.

Also, Ti wants to know if you kissed him.

- If you count sucking his dick as kissing, then yeah.

- Get up, walk in front of me, I'm hurt.

- Do you really want me to tell him that?

Your dick just touched my dick, you fucker.

- That's lit.

Is that what you were trying to tell me earlier?

- How is that lit?

Get the fuck away from me, man.

- Your parents are never home.

- They work a lot.

Better for us.

- So, what was that the other day after the game?

- I don't even know.

I just didn't give a fuck.

I'm tired of all the hiding.

- I like the way our relationship was before.

Mysterious and incognito.

I mean, look at us.

We barely fuck.

We sit around watching movies.

- I barely know anything about you, like where do you live,

do you have any brothers or sisters,

where did you live before Oakville?

- Okay, I live in community housing behind Hopedale,

I have no brothers or sisters and my parents are divorced,

and before Oakville I lived in too many places to count.

Also, I love porn so put some on

and fuck me to it before French class.

- And now we have the money so we can pay for a good lawyer.

- You can have all the money in the world

but the lawyer we need has to be connected as well.

Your father is getting time no matter what.

But if the lawyer knows the system, he'd be better off.

- Okay, so we need that lawyer.

- I'm trying, but it's hard to pinpoint someone

and we simply don't have the time

or money to keep switching.

- So what now, we just let him get 15 years?

- Well when you try to import 50 kilos of cocaine,

the RCNP tend not to like it.

Guys, it's gonna be okay.

I'm going to find a good lawyer and in the meantime

I'm gonna move in and help out with everything.

- When are you moving in?

- As soon as possible.

I'm transferring my last year of uni

to be closer to you guys.

And in case you want to go out west to school next year,

I can be here for Brody.

- We appreciate having family nearby.

- We all miss your dad.

How's life been treating you?

Business is well?

- Yeah, Brody lined everything up

and it's all gonna fall into place.

- Hey, uh, boss.

Somebody left their phone behind.

- It must be one of those kids that just left.

- Rich kids, eh?

This phone cost over a thousand.

- That's no trust fund, baby.

- What do you mean?

- Every time those guys come in, they drop a few thousand.

Always cash.

You know that older guy who pays?

Always smells like marijuana.

Gotta be drug dealers but what do I care?

Gotta thank that harper government.

- Yeah.

- Alright, get back to work.

Leave that phone here, Brody.

Fuck off, you guys.

Come in.

- I forgot my phone.

- Ah, this is yours.

- Yes.

- Take better care of it.

- Yes, I will, thank you.

- Have a good night.

- I think we may have finally found someone.

- First day on the job and you found someone already?

Well, do you have a sample?

- No, and we're gonna have to try

and convince him to let us into his circle.

- You don't have a sample and the guy that's supplying weed

to us doesn't even know it.

- We just have to wait for the perfect opportunity.

- We don't have time, Brody.

Mom's gone, Dad's in gaol, I've already deferred a year.

We have fucking bills to pay.

- Patience.

Don't worry, it'll all fall into place, okay?

Now, what kind of name is Ticoon Kim?

And our point turned out to be legit

so we're keeping it tight.

Don't worry.

- And he doesn't know who Unc is or where all the weed goes?

- Nah, he's too busy being a teenager.

Doesn't care and doesn't even ask.

- Fuck, man.

Is everything gonna be alright?

- Man, I hate to bounce.

Things have been out right now for a little bit.

I'm gonna be leaving soon, too,

so that's why I want to tell you in person.

Our PGPs, it's not good anymore so just stay off the phones

and go see whoever you need to see in person, alright?

- How long til you guys get back?

- I don't know.

Things are just a little bit fucked up right now.

Man, times like these you shack it up with your leading man.

You'll have lots of free time.

- Is the heat full of weed?

Do I need to worry?

- Mm-mm.

It's for the birds, man.

Coco get hold of one of our TPs,

so we're just gonna chill out

in case, you know, shit happens.

Birds.

Bricks.

T-shirts.

They're up.

Cocaine, man.

- Okay, that makes sense, yeah.

TP's transport.

- You got it, man.

But do one of our fuck girl hurts.

- No, fam, that shit's way too serious.

- All roads lead to cocaine, man.

- How am I gonna get solid, though?

- I don't know.

I'm sure that 21 will leave you hanging, so.

Don't worry, man.

I hope you've got some money saved up.

It's gonna be dry for a bit.

- I'm good for money but tell Cous I'm praying for him.

- Alright.

- Just fuck off you person,

because I know you're ashamed of me.

- You know that's not the case.

I'm a teacher.

I could go to gaol.

- I'm eighteen.

And you're a student-teacher.

You just think I'm trash because of my situation.

- We started fucking when you were seventeen.

I told you, once the school year's out

we can go out west and we can settle down.

We can be open about our relationship then.

- I want everyone to know, I don't care what anyone says.

- You'll care if I'm in gaol.

Listen, I'll see you in school tomorrow, okay.

Just get some rest.

I love you.

- I love you too.

Ticoon, what the fuck were you doing there?

- Shit, you got me right in the fucking nose.

I was looking for Brody and I saw your car

so I went to the back to see if anyone was home.

When I came back around, I thought you guys

might've been the cops so I hid.

- Why not just collar zap Brody?

- My cousin had to leave the country

so he told me to see my people in person.

Fuck, you punch hard.

- Taekwondo, bitches.

Is everything okay for our thing?

- He told me not to worry, it's just a matter of time

before everything goes back to normal.

- Well, my dad's case is coming up

and we're gonna need more money and a lawyer.

- Was that Mr. Lee?

- I know you can keep your mouth shut, so yeah, it was.

But don't tell Brody.

This has to stay between me and you.

- I like having your own secrets

but it's gonna be hard not to say anything.

- Yeah, why is that?

- Mr. Lee is with the most beautiful girl

most people will ever see.

He's just given every Asian male a purpose to live.

- You're just saying that.

Beauty only lasts so long.

- The little time I've spent with you and from what I know,

you're smart and a good person so my claim

isn't just based on beauty, it's based on the total package.

- You're gonna break hearts one day, Ticoon.

Brody should be home soon.

We can discuss the situation.

Hopefully, everything will all get figured out.

- Alright.

Thanks for the ice.

What the fuck?

- Why you calling me Little Dick Dummy?

- Frankie, what the fuck are you doing here?

- How did you know it was me?

- I see you every day at school.

Your body's impossible to be mistaken.

Where are you going?

What are you even doing here?

- I've never done anything to offend you, Ticoon,

so why you gotta be so mean to me?

Why're you going around spreading rumours about me?

- What are you talking about?

- Will's saying that you're telling people

I got a little dick.

- I didn't say anything.

Will's a fucking dumbass.

- Yeah, I guess I shoulda figured.

- I never say anything about you.

- Ah, I kinda had a feeling.

- Were you actually gonna hurt me?

- Nah, I was just gonna bear hug you.

- Bear hug?

Like wrestling?

- Yeah, you know Andre the Giant, he was always my favourite.

Did you know he was born in Grenoble in the French Alps?

And because of the way that the territory system worked

in North America, a lot of regions wouldn't get to see

a lot of people, so due to a 7 foot 5 statue,

that made him a really special attraction.

The biggest match of all time for Andre

was when he headlined Wrestle Mania 3 against Hulk Hogan.

- Yo, hold that thought, bro.

One second.

- Man, I can't wait to tell him

about Wrestle Mania 3 with Hogan.

What a match.

In front of 93,000 fans, biggest Wrestle Mania ever.

Hogan body slammed the Giant to win

and retain the WWF championship.

Unfortunately, he died in '94 but I guess,

you know, his legacy would live on

with Giant and WCW pretending to be his son

and then, of course, more recently

the Andre the Giant memorial

Battle Royal that they do every year.

Yo.

Well, what's this?

For you.

For what, though?

For being cool.

Cool.

Hi, um, Tony-Ahn Kim is my cousin

and he gave me your number in case I have any emergencies.