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(car rocking noise)

(musical interlude)

- you thought I was Strange

- Ride my Dip stick let me give you some oil

(guttural noises)

- My tail came off

(grunts)

- Oh yeah

who's a bad boy who ripped off my tail

oh yeah rawr

(moans)

(laughs) (music)

(kids playing noises)

(text bing)

- Oh fuck

(music) (heels clicking pavement)

- Fuck that's hot.

(heavy breathing)

molly

hi hi hi hi hi

so sorry

(music techno)

- wow you look like a lion

- Its a cheetah

- What?

- Nothing

- Uh ad agency having a Halloween party?

(scoffs)

- Long story I slept in a van

- Uh

- It's a new client

loves imported vans

circa 1966 and is a furry , but hey

I got the new oil and gas accounts so the agency

is about to make bank and uh you know

mom texted me that my dad moved into the guest

bedroom.

- All right how are you doing?

- Oh ha ha I'm fine mm

mhmm there both due for a mid life crisis

they'll work it out.

- What is with baby boomers texting about massive

life events its like I took them so long to learn

how to text they forgot how to call.

- Oh yeah Aunt Alma died. Angel emoji coffin emoji

cry face.

So is that all you brought or what?

- Uh there wasn't a third seat in the moving van

my parents are bringing the rest

- Oh such good parents

- They insisted staying with them for one week

was my limit.

- You've been here for a week

- The placement came up so quickly I was back

here before I knew it.

I- I just wasn't very good at staying in touch

and I-I didn't know if you would still want me

here.

- I didn't even try to rent your room , I hate

everyone else.

- I am really sorry, I really am

- Shush!

Shush shush okay I wana hear

everything tell me about your job

did you meet a guy ?

Fucking love a British accent.

- Um

(music)

- If anybody hurts you

I will rip there head off and shit

down there neck.

(giggling)

Do you know what I mean?

- That's the most beautiful thing anybody has

eve said to me .

Nothing serious

- Sweet wing womans back in town then

(giggling)

(knocking at the door)

Franky!

- Hey dad

- Hey Honey.

- Hi

(kissing noise)

- Well nice to see ya

- Costume party

- Reminds me when the two of you where younger

thanks for taking the old doggy in

- I mean I am paying rent

- Well your grandma wants you to have this lamp

have you called her sense you've been back.

- Yup had a light convo about my eggs drying up

followed by what a tradgedy it is that I don't

have a boyfriend anymore , ending in how I need

to marry rich.

- Sounds reasonable

- Huh! Works

- Where's Meredith?

- Uh she's uh grabbing her power tools

awe my little beef cake.

(music)

- Okay, keys I'm gonna go shower before work

Rosies 5PM don't be late I know where you live.

- Hey, Thank you

- Fucking good to have you back.

- She's got a tail.

- Yeah she does !

Go get mom

- Okay

(music)

(sigh)

(thump)

(music)

(bar ambience noise)

(music)

(people talking)

- Perv. Hi how come I haven't heard that you

where coming back

- Awe!

Lindsay your pregnant. What? Who? Uh

- The science , ball and chain , I mean if you

ever replied to my text messages you might know

that.

- I uh

- Ah look who it is , she's so round right?

- Nice , Gangs back together huh ?

What are you drinking?

(music)

- So are you just here for a visit or what?

- Nope I just had to move across an ocean to

find anyone to give me experience to get a

permanent teaching job.

Right back here

- Uh you want to be teaching here huh?

- Uh huh

- Hmm have you read the news lately?

- Woof. Did your school have to deal with any of

that Bullshit ?

- Uh. We have to follow the curriculumn.

But I don't teach sex ed.

- That's a shame fucked up the best subject.

(scoffs)

- Why you managed to learn just fine didn't you ?

(laughs)

- Sure did.

- All right enough about work tell us everything

(text ding)

(music)

(School bell rings)

( French speaking)

- Hey guys I am still missing three

reports from last week. I want them tomorrow.

Two.

- Mrs.Phillips

- Mhm

- I know where not suppose to talk about this

anymore but I saw this phone is this you ?

- Uh! Uh! Your gonna miss your bus Sarah.

(music)

( tons of texts dings)

(music continues)

(phone ringing)

( phone Buzzes)

- Well hi baby.

- Are you busy ? Well I was suppose to meet my

mom but uh. What ever. I do what I want.

- I really need to talk to you.

So when I was in England .

- Rosie's give me 30 minutes.

(Music)

(Drinks pouring)

(music continues)

- Here you go handsome.

- Just gotta pee I will be right back.

- Okay baby.

I'll get yo a drink.

- Hello, what can I get ya?

- I don't know you .

- Uh! Um! I'm Jake, I'm a human man also on

tinder . This is Rosie's it's a bar.

- Where is Rosie. You work here?

- Uh! Well technically my band plays here on the

weekends.

Maybe you've seen us ?

"Nerd Gasm", No ?

Or not

(scoffs)

Uh! Yes yes I am. I am helping Rosie out.

- Okay well you don't know my drink

- Well I can make anything.

- No Thank you .

- Jake I got this Monster.

- Do you know how a bar works? Do you know how

it works?

Okay

just checking.

- Don't do that again.

- Do you want me to give birth behind this bar?

- When in Rome.

- It's not what that means.

- Well it is now.

- Where were we.

- Oh! Well right where we left off. Nope! Nope!

Nope! Oh! Ughh! No! Huh! Ooo! He can be here in

ten minutes.

- Stop ordering penis Uber poober.

- One for me and one for you .

It's lik you never left.

- No um stop

um

- Hey

oh you swiped left I liked him

- I'm not single

I am in a monogamous, exclusive , long distance

relationship that makes absolutely no logical

sense at all. But I am in it.

- What why didn't you tell me about him.

- Her, with a woman.

- What?

Sense , wait are you ?

- I'm just molly.

- Hey! Oh my god I love you!

- You're the first person I told actually

nobody knows yet accept my entire

school apparently, guess I have to tell my

parents.

- Oh my god there so chill though.

I'm pretty sure your mom gave my mom the first

vibrator of the 70's I fund it when I was a kid

and I thought it was a microphone and

(scoffs)

(hard swallow)

I am so sorry this is about you

- Just like my mom has only ever been with my Dad

and I don't want to say sex at her face, I mean

oh hey mom I bi-sex - we we need a new word.

- Yeah! Cool so will spin it. Right um pan sex-

oh that's nope dual lexual, flexual, fluid.

- I don't want to talk to my parents about fluids

either

- Yeah that's fair

( sighs)

May I buy you dinner my lady ?

- Did you really just my lady me ?

- I did my lady you , come with me.

- I'll take the dinner

- Where going to the midevil faire

- What?

- Thank you Rosie.

- Bye Rosie.

- Bye guy I never want to see again.

- It's Jake

( Music)

- Hey is'nt that your mom?

- No. No

- L.

- Hey Patricia

ugh!

- That's my daughter

- That's your daughter.

(music)

(shower noises)

- Oh

(sighs)

- Um

- What?

- You didn't know?

- Oh my god.

- I'm so sorry my mom told me

- You knew!

Are they fucking ?

- Very probably.

(scoffs)

- What do you need right now?

No!

(Sighs)

- Yes!

And this.

(chuckles)

- Share

(laughs)

oh! God that's fucking terrible.

(laughs)

(music)

(crying)

(sniffles)

- I'm really glad your here.

(sniffle)

- Me to .

(music)