Original subtitles

Previously on "The Undateables".

Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum, a matchmaker.

Jeong Eum. Love deceives me.

She jumped off the bridge over Han River to kill herself.

I'll never show my face around him.

These are the Zero Members. The Undateables.

Either resign or find matches for the undateables.

Choose one!

Actually, I am face blind.

This column Hunnamjeongeum...

is super famous among people who were never in relationships.

I have to go now.

Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...

(Episode 5)

Are you...

Kang Hoon Nam?

Then the relationship guru that he mentioned...

was you?

You were the one who told him to date multiple...

What are you doing?

Guys. Buy me some time.

Let go!

- Hello. - Hi.

Oh, my gosh.

Chul Soo? What are you doing here?

Yook Ryong, why are you working so late?

- I know. - I know.

Well... Yes?

- Where's Hoon Nam? - Auntie! So...

You know... You see...

- The thing is... - Well...

Look!

Fireflies.

Fireflies?

- Where is it? - There!

- There! - There.

Where?

- There! - There!

- There! - Where?

There. There are so many.

What are you doing?

Let go of me! I give up!

Let go! I give up!

Are you okay?

You're not hurt?

Stay right here for a minute. Don't move.

Take off your shoes.

What's wrong with me?

It's so sterile. It doesn't look like a person lives here.

What is all of this?

What are you two up to?

There are no fireflies.

Where's Hoon Nam?

- Well... - Hi.

Hey. Were you inside?

Yes.

You guys. Watch it.

Let's go in.

Watch it.

Okay.

How is it?

It's perfect. I like it.

Don't use your killer smile recklessly, you punk.

I can't control it when I see a beautiful woman.

You punk.

I know you're busy, so I'll get to the point.

You have security cameras, right?

- Sorry? - I know Jung Do...

and that women hid in here.

- Mother. - Let me graduate from marriage.

When a man and woman lived together for over 30 years,

it's time to graduate.

We'll do it after the upcoming election.

Just so you know.

It's not his first time. Why are you doing this?

It has nothing to do with what happened.

I've been preparing this for a while now.

It simply happened to overlap, that's all.

What is bound to happen will happen.

You need to know...

to let what is bound to happen, happen.

I have no regrets.

I'll stop here for today.

See you later.

Go back in.

I'll go in after you go.

It's calm and still since it isn't the city.

It could have been nice if there really were fireflies.

Bye.

Why do you guys get special treatment?

Wait. I have the Tin Man from this set.

But that's the only one he doesn't have.

Hey. Anyway, you guys lucked out big time.

Toys usually get thrown out...

when the master grows up.

You're supposed to cry...

for the toy fairy to emerge...

from your tears and make you real.

They are already real to me, so drop the nonsense.

Did you forget the Han River incident?

We agreed you'd never appear in front of me again.

We never agreed to your talking down to me.

I saw at the precinct that you were much younger.

And if you didn't want that, you should've have showed your face,

- as agreed upon. - But...

the situation changes, if you're the real writer...

of "Hunnamjeongeum".

What do you mean?

Yook Ryong, the cause of the Han River incident,

named the real writer of the column "Hunnamjeongeum"...

as the one actually responsible.

Why is that? Why is the real writer someone else?

It's super suspicious.

That's because...

of Charlie's situation.

None of it is because of your situation?

First, attempted murder. Now, it's blackmail?

I'm not saying I am completely blameless.

I'm not trying to blackmail you.

I'd like to ask you for cooperation.

Cooperation?

What do you need help with?

- The truth is... - Tell me.

Actually, I'm a matchmaker.

- You know what that is, right? - Go on.

But because of the trouble Yook Ryong caused...

You know, the Han River incident.

- I do. - Because of that,

I've been assigned the legendary relationship eunuchs...

who never had anyone agree to meet them.

In other words, the undateables.

- So? - I need to find an expert...

to help those undateables, and Yook Ryong said...

his cousin was the real writer of "Hunnamjeongeum"...

and a relationship guru, and that he was created...

by that relationship guru.

Fine. Let me get this straight.

Both of us, through our mutual gross negligence,

caused each other harm.

That's right.

Since it was mutual,

there's no point in blaming the other.

That's right.

Thus, we cannot report or threaten each other.

That's right.

Then, what remains...

is you asking me for my cooperation.

That's right.

But I have zero intention of cooperating with you,

so leave.

Don't be like that.

Mr. Guru. Can't you please reconsider?

I mean, this can't be just a coincidence.

Everything must have happened for us to meet again like this.

Don't distort the situation by applying meaning to nothing,

and get out.

I'm not asking you to help me for free.

If you want, I can give you half off your membership...

I'm exhausted and want to rest.

Or I'll double the dates you get.

There are plenty of other benefits available.

Or... Oh, no.

Please. Won't you reconsider?

Why is it so hard for you to help me?

I clearly said that I wanted to rest.

I don't care if you stay.

I'm going to wash up...

Wash up and rest.

I'm going to rest.

- I'm going to rest. - Okay, okay!

I'll leave, okay? Rest up.

I'll take my shoes, okay?

Rest up. I'm leaving.

She's so strange.

This isn't easy.

But wait. Did I just walk out voluntarily?

What?

Not bad.

"I will be back"?

Auntie will flip out if she finds out there's a woman in there.

She's ultra-sensitive when it comes to that.

But...

why is she so sensitive?

Hoon Nam's family if filled with cheaters.

They have at least one cheater in every generation,

and that was Uncle.

We have three grandmas.

After Grandpa passed away,

the three of them live together like sisters.

I feel like I'm watching some artsy movie.

But the son who inherited that blood...

is a relationship guru since birth.

- And that is Hoon Nam. - That's right.

I really envy him,

but he seems to hate it.

He won't date at all.

He's sort of like a vampire rejecting blood.

But when did you find out that he had talent?

He really doesn't show it.

In the army.

In the army?

You know how the army is like break-up central.

Hoon Nam saved many men back then.

This is too hard.

How long will you keep our relationship a secret?

I'll tell him today. I have to.

Poor Cho Sung.

That's just his fate, though.

Tae Hee! In Sang!

- Cho Sung. - Cho Sung.

- Salute! - At ease.

My girlfriend and best friend came to visit me.

- Salute! - At ease.

Was it tough getting here?

No, since In Sang has a car.

In Sang, thank you so much.

It must be tiring to drive her every time she comes to visit.

I feel so at ease thanks to you.

It's a sports car, so it doesn't take long at all.

Poor Cho Sung.

This place is too far to bring food and stuff, isn't it?

It would go bad on the way here.

Wait right here.

Here.

Tae Hee, you like dumplings, right?

These are incredible.

Civilians can never eat this.

I'm on a diet.

You don't need to diet. You look great.

In Sang. Do you want this?

I drink only sparkling water.

Doesn't she look very different from the photos?

You're right. In person, she's so...

Everyone else's girlfriends are knockouts.

I'd be humiliated to let her sit next to me in my sports car.

Oh, I forgot. I have a family memorial.

Tae Hee. You can take the bus from Gangneung Station.

I need to go.

Hey, In Sang!

Sergeant Kang and Sergeant Park.

I thought you were good people. I'm very disappointed.

You shouldn't criticize people based on appearances...

Is this what you call "a mutiny"?

- Do you want to be disciplined? - To me,

my Tae Hee is prettier than Kim Tae Hee!

Child. Go play with your Tae Hee...

- before you get beat up. - Go play.

Does it taste good?

He sacrificed himself for another.

He lowered himself...

to make his junior officer look better.

Another time...

- What's with him? - His girlfriend...

married some other guy last week.

But he can't get over her.

Guys! Sergeant Kang is treating you all to chicken!

- Sergeant Kang, I love you. - Thank you.

Let's eat.

Eat.

What are you doing?

Can't you see he's suffering from heartbreak?

How could he eat in this situation?

You are cruel.

When spring passes,

the hot summer comes.

Moving on is also love.

I realized that day...

that he has...

a demonic talent.

(Sergeant Kang's 1-minute Relationship Advice)

Okay. Here.

Here. Let's drink.

How nice.

Where did Jeong Eum go at this hour?

- To get a relationship coach. - What? A relationship coach?

Who coaches in relationships of all things?

Goodness.

You may be able to get them to meet,

but whether they date or walk away...

isn't something someone else can control. My gosh.

- Really? - Of course!

She's just wasting her time.

Tell her to set the stage and pull out right away.

- Okay. - What a waste of time.

But you know...

What? Do you want to eat something else?

No. This is more than enough.

But...

Where will you go if you get pushed out from here?

I don't know.

I took out loans using it as collateral,

but I should be able...

to buy something just outside of Seoul,

but I don't want to leave this house.

I may hang on as long as I can then return to my hometown.

But I don't know if I can, when I think about Jeong Eum.

Don't worry about...

I'm thirsty.

What do I need to bring to a negotiation?

- A lead? - What?

Bait.

You're so smart.

I don't understand...

why she runs around like a dog that needs to poop.

I need bait. Bait.

What should I throw at him?

Money?

I have no money to give.

Women?

No. I'm sure he has more than he cares for.

Money. Women. And...

And...

- What else is there? - Darn it.

Jeong Eum! Go buy some makgeolli!

No, no. I'll get it.

You're a doctor. Jeong Eum! Go get some makgeolli!

Why does his being a doctor matter?

I have the Tin Man from this set.

But that's the only one he doesn't have.

It has to be here somewhere.

I saw it last time while putting the winter clothes away.

It's here.

But would this work?

Whatever. I have to try.

The small town that was buried in water...

when a nearby dam was built, surfaced after 25 years.

In 1982,

a dam was built in order to create a reservoir.

The town in which hundreds of people lived disappeared into the water.

Whereas construction was halted due to the residents' protest,

the government stressed the importance...

You'll get one piece for each successful couple.

(Wizard of Oz toy prize)

Your eyes were bigger than your stomach.

How many hamburgers did you order just to get the toys?

We can't get them once we move. That's why.

No. They sell the same stuff in that town too.

- Really? - Of course.

We can go check next time, okay?

Okay.

We're running out of time.

Let's take these to go. Pack your toys.

What should I do?

Give them to me. I'll put them in my purse.

- No. - I'll hold them,

and give them to you there. You can't carry them all anyway.

Just one, then.

Don't lose it. You have to give it back.

- Okay? - Fine.

Dorothy and Toto are the main characters.

Not the magician and the witch.

Among Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man...

I can't decide. Which one should I give Mommy?

I'm just holding it for you. What's the big deal?

Just give me one.

Then you choose. I can't do it.

Let's see. Lion.

Not Lion. Lion is brave.

Then... Scarecrow.

Not Scarecrow. Scarecrow is smart.

So what? Then Tin Man?

Not Tin Man either.

Tin Man is...

Tin Man is...

Tin Man is the heart. What is the heart?

Think about it later. Give it to me.

Take good care of it and give it back to me later, okay?

Don't you fret. Let's go. We'll be late.

They say people who are meant to meet will meet eventually,

and what is meant to happen will happen eventually.

If people and life cannot evade its predestined fate...

(Relationship Guru)

Send me the undateables' files.

He bit!

(Add Beauty to Flowers Yoo Jeong Eum)

Coincidences may be the only opportunity...

you get to free yourself from your destiny.

You can do it!

(2013 National Diving Competition)

Yoo Jeong Eum. 105B.

You can do it!

- Jeong Eum! Good luck! - Jeong Eum! You can do it!

Mom and Joon Soo are here too!

Just do as you usually do!

- You can do it! - Good luck!

It hurts.

(Ms. Bong)

Hello, Ms. Bong.

Get over here right now! Did you forget about the wedding?

Of course, not. I'll be right there.

You startled me.

I'll take this quietly and get lost.

Sleep well, my little boy. Go back to sleep.

Are you going out now? Did you remember your phone?

That girl...

1, 2, 3.

Thanks.

What would she do without me?