All language subtitles for The-Undateables-03

Mommy. Is our town...

really turning into a lake?

Yes. They say it's unavoidable
because of the new dam.

Once the dam is built,
the entire town...

will be under water
all the way to that mountain.

Does that mean our house
will be gone too?

It won't be gone.

It'll remain in the lake,

although we won't be able to go in.

I see.

Then we can go
if we dive into the water.

You're so right.

When I move to Seoul,
I'm going to learn how to swim.

- Really?
- Yes.

I want to learn with you.

That sounds good.

- Shall we take a picture and go?
- Okay.

Let's go.

It's the last time before we move,
so let's take it quickly and go.

The movers will be waiting.

One, two, three.

- Cheese.
- Cheese.

Hey, are you all right?

Hey, wake up!

You... You...

You...

Did you follow me here
to get revenge?

What revenge? I didn't know.
I really didn't know.

You raised your hand earlier.
I thought you volunteered.

How did you know I can't swim?

Did you do a background search
on me?

What are you talking about?
Why would I do that?

How could you try to kill me
for snatching away a contract?

Murderer.

It was a misunderstanding.

Wait, hold on!

Excuse me!

Hey, look. Just now...

this woman pushed me
into the river...

- Are you all right?
- Yes, he's all right!

Hold on. Let's go.

- We're fine. Don't come!
- Wait. Hey.

- Hold on a second!
- Don't come. We're okay.

- Excuse me. Hey, look!
- We're fine. I said, we're fine!

Come on, stop right there.

- That was tiring.
- What is it?

You're coming to the station
with us.

To the station?

We just need to check a few things.

Hey! Miss!

Hey!

Hey, you.
You need to come with us too.

You can write
on this piece of paper.

That jerk...

went to a motel...

with another woman.

He's okay, right?

This is better. Just keep sleeping.

Oh, no.

Where am I?

Police station.

You made the right decision.
You must turn yourself in.

Turn myself in?

That wasn't intentional.
I'm serious.

You're done.

Do you know how serious
the attempted murder charge is?

Why... Why... Why are you crying?

You brought it upon yourself.

I'm not saying
that it wasn't my fault.

I was really worried
that you might die.

To tell you the truth,
the woman over there...

was betrayed by a dirt bag.

She jumped off the bridge over
Han River to kill herself.

He only went to hotels with her,

but he was fine
going to motels with other women.

I see. Is that what happened?

It's not fair. He was involved with
her as much as she was with him.

You're right. Men are the problem.

Mister, are you awake now?

Do you need to go to a hospital?

No, I think I'm fine.

Then please come. I must ask
both of you few questions.

Okay.

Your job is...

a diving coach?

How can a diving coach jump off
the bridge to commit suicide?

- Are you kidding me?
- I'm sorry.

And you. You almost killed this man.
You know that, right?

I was desperate.

If you were, you should've gone
into the water yourself.

You used to be a competitive diver.

I'm sorry.

She did nothing wrong. If you're
going to charge someone, charge me.

Ma'am, stay out of this.

I'm not that old.

What do you want to do?

Do you want to press
charges against her?

Or you can settle.

I'll think about it if you promise
to never show up in front of me.

Yes, I'll do that. I'll never show
my face around him.

To be honest, there's nothing
that ties us. We won't meet again.

Right. That's fine then.

Then I'll take it that
you two have settled.

I'll release you today.

Excuse... Excuse me.

The woman who jumped off
the bridge to commit suicide...

Is she all right?

It turns out that
she was a diving coach.

My goodness.

By the way, are you a witness?

No... No, I'm not. I'm...

Where was I headed to?

However, you must pay the fine.

You disposed garbage
in Han River illegally.

Thank you.

- Give it to me. I'll pay this.
- Why would you?

This is all my fault.

I forced you to sign up.

I was crazy enough to sleep
with that jerk.

- Give it to me.
- Stop it. I said I'll pay it.

You didn't jump off the bridge. Why?

- Breaking News. A tabloid...
- Why are you being so stubborn?

released exclusive photos of
Assemblyman Kang Jung Do...

from New Korea Party
and a female singer, Ms. R.

The assemblyman is facing suspicions
of raising millions of dollars...

by purchasing pieces from his son's
gallery under Ms. R's name...

- and reselling those pieces.
- Dad messed up again.

A scandal is expected to rise.

This is going to be a hassle.

Give it to me. I'll cover this.
It's only right that I pay this.

Fine. I'll buy you a meal then.

Let's go eat. I'm hungry.

He left.

I didn't get to thank him properly.

Can we...

- go now?
- You're still here?

- We're just leaving. Bye.
- Get up.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Goodbye.
- The scandal between...

the candidate for the upcoming
presidential election...

and a female singer has brought
shock to the political circle.

Assembly Kang's
past misbehaviors...

- are greatly rebuked by the public.
- That jerk.

He ought to catch a cold in
the middle of the heat wave and die.

Old habits die hard.
He still hasn't come to his senses.

You dirt bag. My goodness.

- Do you know him?
- No, I don't.

How could he know
such a famous assemblyman?

What a shame.

An assemblyman of our country
got caught while having an affair.

By the way, he looks very handsome.

It looks like a lot of ladies
will chase after him.

Right?

My gosh. Unbelievable.

Ma'am, give us
another serving of meat.

Please give us soybean paste stew
and another bowl of rice.

Okay.

He completely played with me.

I had no idea, so I gave him
my heart and let him touch me.

What did I see in him?

I'm the idiot. I am.

I'm too old to fall in love.
Stupid love.

My gosh, it's all
because of that piece of trash.

Coach, don't worry.

I'll catch him
and teach him a lesson.

Just say the word.
I'll give him a strong slap...

Don't do that.

Then what should I do to him?

Or should I write
an online post about him,

and expose his identity
to ruin his life?

I told you not to do that.

I still...

like that jerk.

(Ms. Bong)

- Yes, Ms. Bong?
- Where are you right now?

- Please calm down.
- Tell her to come right now.

- Tell her to come now.
- Bring her here now.

- Is something wrong?
- You'd better come here now.

- Where is she?
- Bring her.

- How will you fix this?
- Tell her to come right now.

- You should've done your job right.
- What is this?

- How much longer must we wait?
- When is she coming?

- Jeong Eum, this is bad.
- Hey, what's going on?

- When is she coming?
- Call her now. Right now.

- Ms. Bong.
- Jeong Eum.

Yoo Jeong Eum?

- She's here.
- She's here.

- Apologize right now.
- You, come here.

- What's wrong with you?
- How could you?

What's going on?

- "What's going on?"
- "What's going on?"

Look.

You'd better say something.

Please, please!

- Jeong Eum!
- Hold on.

(Add Beauty to Flowers,
Matchmakers Prettier Than Flowers)

(Scary Granny Ghost, Bong Sun Hwa)

I've never experienced...

such mayhem before in my life.

Let us both die today.

No. No.

You die by yourself.

I'll kill you.

- I'm going to kill you, Jeong Eum!
- Ms. Bong.

The CEO wants to see you.

Get lost.

Did you know about
Assemblyman Kang's affair?

Did you really not know?

When did your father
first create his slush fund?

- Please tell us what you knew.
- Did you know about it?

"I'll draw it to look
nothing like you,"

"so that it will look
the most like you."

Elvis.

"Strange Bond"?

That's amusing.

Do you know what's truly amusing?

Although the face was exaggerated,

people can recognize the person
immediately.

Some even say they look the same.

Just like it's an affair...

in people's eyes, even if you
magnify it and claim it's love.

You must be his second son.
The one who resembles you.

But we're not having an affair...

as you assume.

I sincerely respect
Assemblyman Kang.

But sorry,

that love will have to be placed
on the exam table.

Just a minute.

Hey. Son.

Hey.

This is the only way you can exit
without being seen by the reporters.

However, you should overcome it
with the power of love, right?

Assemblyman.

I'll call you.

Sweetie!

- Do you have ramen?
- No.

I have rice though.

Do you have kimchi?

Have some shame.

How do you think Eun Nim is doing?

Are you afraid or worried?

Both, of course.

So please stop now.

It's time to stop.

Love isn't something you do.

It's something you fall into.

That's because you fall in love
at the drop of a hat.

But do you know something?

When you fall in love, you lose
judgment and lose your fear.

But seeing how you fear Mother,

you must not be completely in love.

I guess that means...

you don't love someone
because you're a coward.

If that's not it,
stop acting like a coward,

and date someone.

Stop obsessing over toys
like a child.

Ta- da.

This is a gift from Daddy.

Son. Were you
waiting here for Daddy?

No. I was waiting
for the toy, not you.

Didn't you read the article that
more people invest in toys...

than in stock?

There are more adults
who miss their youth.

Memories keep getting lost.

The price has to keep going up.

It's a world in which
memories become money.

I'm Kang Jung Do's master.

Do you think
I didn't know about this?

The adultery law was abolished.

All I have to do
is refuse to divorce him.

Don't waste your time
on this stupidity.

Use the time to reflect on
your campaign promises.

Although my husband will be
the one who wins the election.

Eun Nim.

I'll withdraw from the election.

- Shut it!
- Careful.

That's hot, Eun Nim.

You are not withdrawing!

You betrayed your wife
and had affairs,

and now you're trying to be
honest and ethical?

Can't you apply those ethics on me?

Jung Do. Listen carefully.

I didn't push you to become
an Assemblyman...

because you were a good husband,

but because you have what it takes
to be a politician with conviction.

I don't expect much from you.

I'm the head of this family anyway.

I will protect my family,
so you...

do what you're good at!

Prove your worth to your children,
daughter-in-law,

and your grandchildren!

Chin Nam.

You're fine.

Hoon Nam.

You'd better watch it.

If you get disgraced
for being a player,

I'll take you and your father,
shave your heads,

and lock you up
in a temple in the mountains.

The same goes for Yook Ryong.

Keep an eye on that punk too.

Okay, ma'am.

Luckily, we didn't have to
compensate them.

We settled on refunding them
their membership fees...

and canceling their memberships.

What about that jerk named
Yook Ryong?

He already canceled his membership,
so there's nothing we can do.

He met them through us
and canceled his membership?

What a scumbag.

Then shouldn't we press charges
or something?

The victims don't want that.

Why not?

They say they loved him.
So, they want to get their refund...

and not tell anyone about this.

Are they insane?

- Jeong Eum.
- Yes?

You and I need to negotiate
among ourselves.

These are the Zero Members.
The undateables.

Zero Members?

Do you mean the legendary
relationship eunuchs...

who never had anyone agree
to meet them? Those undateables?

I'll give you three months.
Find their partners in three months.

Three months? Are you kidding me?

Do you think I'm kidding?

They want me to fire you.

They said to hold you accountable,

but I begged and barely got them
to agree to this.

But still!

You're leaving that jerk
Yook Ryong alone.

Why are you taking it out on me?

Yes, I'm responsible for not being
on top of things. I am.

But if we leave him alone,
there will be more victims.

Shouldn't we report him?

Making us lose eight members
wasn't enough?

You want to shut us down completely?

What if word of this gets out?
What will the other members do?

You can hunt him down
and kill him on your own time!

Let the company and me live!

Ms. Bong!

Either resign or find matches
for the undateables.

Choose one!

- I can't do it.
- What?

Love isn't a cure-all.

Can you forgive...

messed up behavior
if they say they love you?

If something that despicable
is love, I can't forgive him.

I cannot condone it!

How dare she complain about love
in front of an old maid?

You're here.

Why didn't you go in?

How could I, with all the reporters?

Hoon Nam. Do you think...

someone can really die
because of love?

- They can.
- They can?

Bees have reproductive organs
inside their bodies.

When they make love to queen bees,
they die of a ruptured stomach.

- No way.
- But we are humans, not bees.

Usually, what happens
in our world is that...

when they put their nose
in every flower they see,

the chance of getting stung by
the queen bee and dying is higher.

Don't go overboard on those flowers.

Our queen bee has already
got her sting ready.

I don't think
the reporters left yet.

What was that?

(Credit Card Bills)

How can love be a con?

I'll rather resign.

(Job Recruiting Websites)

(Cleaning Subway Stations,
Possible for Permanent Positions)

(Office job, special governmental
position, admin work)

English?

That's fine. I can sign up
for an English academy.

I should write
my cover letter first.

(Cover Letter)

Hello.

My name is Yoo Jeong Eum.

I used to be a competitive diver...

(Hello. My name is Yoo Jeong Eum.
I used to be a competitive diver.)

I used to be a gym instructor
at the town center.

Due to lack of students,
my classes were canceled.

I had various part-time jobs.

No, no.

You'd better pay your rent...

before I put up a new wallpaper
and put your room on the market.

Quit, just quit!

What an abusive boss!

Capitalism.
I'm going to kill all of you!

Smash it. Smash it.

You're all dead.

Look at you. Is that how it is?
Fine, I got it.

You're dead!

Come at me. Attack it.
That's great. Here I go.

You're done.
Here's my roundhouse kick!

(Pay your rent!)

What is it?

- I'll take the Zero Members.
- Do a good job.

What was that? She hung up?

You little...

That's right. I'll meet them
and tell them the truth.

I'll tell them about their reality
and where they stand.

And why they are called
Zero Members.

(Global Trading)

Hello. Is there Mr. Na Ga Yong?

Yes, here he comes.

I'm Na Ga Yong.

(1st Undateable, Na Ga Yong,
works at a trading company)

Hello.
We spoke on the phone earlier.

I'm from Add Beauty
to Flowers Agency.

Hello. Should we talk
while we walk out?

I have a last-minute business trip.

I don't have much time if I want
to get to the airport in time.

You're busy.

Then let me get to the point too.

The reason I scheduled
this meeting was...

Please hold on.

Sorry. It's my customer in China.
He asked when I was coming.

That's all right.

I came to visit you today because...

Hold on.

I'm sorry. That was my retailer
in Thailand. The order got mixed up.

I have no choice
but to go on trips myself.

My subordinates can't do
their jobs right.

My gosh, I didn't know.

Let me help you.

Taxi!

I'm sorry. I can't have this meeting
today. I'm in a hurry.

Then when are you coming back
from your business trip?

When can I schedule another meeting?

I come back in two days,

but I'm leaving again
the next morning.

If it's urgent,
meet me at the airport.

Wait. Hold on.

Can you give me a call then?

Yes, sir. I'm leaving now.

Sorry for the wait.

I made this for you. Try it.

Thank you.

(2nd Undateable,
Ahn In Jung, chocolatier)

This is so good.

But Ms. Ahn,

you're beautiful
and have a great profile.

I think you might be
quite popular among men.

Please excuse me. I have a customer.

Go ahead. Help your customer first.

Is there anything you need?

She's nice.

What is it?

I'm sorry. Actually,

I am face blind.

Can I fall in love too?

Of course...

You can.

- Really?
- You know that...

When you watch the film,
"50 First Dates",

the woman can't remember the guy.

But they fall in love
and get married.

They're happy.

Cut.

- Good work.
- Let's prep the next scene.

Goodbye.

I'm Kang Dol Jin.

(3rd Undateable,
Kang Dol Jin, stuntman)

Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum
from Add Beauty to Flowers agency.

By the way, the blood looks real.

It's real blood.

- Are you all right?
- Of course, I am.

This is my job and my dream.

Women...

don't like this, right?

I'm sure somewhere in the world,
there's a woman...

who can understand your dream.

I bet there is. Someone will
understand. I'm sure of it.