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What-what are you doing?
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The light is red
so I came to a stop.
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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.
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You don't have to
obey traffic laws.
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I know I don't have to.
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The fun is choosing to.
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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.
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Ah, you should have been there;
dessert was bananas.
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Sorry, that was misleading.
The dessert was pie,
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but the pie was bananas.
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Actually, the pie was cherry,
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but the taste
of the pie was... bananas.
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Those mixers are such
a waste of university money.
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If they spent less money
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on frivolous nonsense
and more money on science,
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we'd all be better off.
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You're a theoretical physicist.
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What more do you need than
an office and a whiteboard?
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Someday, my new formulas
on entropy decrease
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due to quantum decoherence
will need to be tested
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and that will require funding.
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Your theories
are pretty abstract.
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I wouldn't even know how to
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design an experiment
to prove them.
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Says the experimental physicist.
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Well, I know a place the
university can make some cuts.
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Bye, Leonard.
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One second, one second.
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He's got a point.
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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,
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you'd have to create
a black hole.
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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
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Perhaps, but we'd all go to
the grave knowing I was right.
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I guess you could create
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a contained
microscopic black hole.
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Huh. Interesting.
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Welcome back, Leonard.
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Sorry, you're out.
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What did I do?
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Exactly.
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x22 ♪
The Monetary Insufficiency
Original Air D
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Ooh, this one's pretty.
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Mm. My mother
wouldn't approve;
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shows too much clavicle.
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She calls it
"the bosom's welcome mat."
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I can't wait to get drunk
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and pick a fight with
her at your wedding.
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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.
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No. This is just
to give you ideas.
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You know, do-do you want
something simple and elegant?
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I mean, do you
want a train?
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Ooh, we're talking about trains.
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Not the kind
of trains you like.
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Oh, I like all kinds of
trains-- steam, diesel,
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coal, elevated, bullet.
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I defy you to name a train
that I don't like.
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The kind on the back
of a wedding dress?
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I did not see that coming.
Good job.
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But while we're on the subject
of fashion,
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I'm asking the university
for some funding tomorrow.
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What should I wear?
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Mm. Well, I've got a push-up bra
I can loan you
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that always gets me free drinks.
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How much money are you
asking for?
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$500 million.
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Then I'd go no bra.
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What do you need
that kind of money for?
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I have figured out
an experimental design
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that may corroborate my latest
thinking on string theory.
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I just need 2,148
high-power lasers
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to compress 20 micrograms of
gold into a small enough volume
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to make a microscopic
black hole.
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Just nod.
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Mmm.
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Sheldon, they're not gonna give
you half a billion dollars.
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I mean, they won't
even give me that much
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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains "grow younger."
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Can you?
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No. Shh.
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But I need it. It's the only way
to settle the contradictions
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between gravity
and quantum mechanics.
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Well, it's too much money, you
can't ask for that all at once.
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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments
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of $83,333,333.33?
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Okay. What if you asked
for $20 million?
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I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,
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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.
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Do you even know
who Lady Gaga is?
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Presumably,
the wife of Lord Gaga.
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Sheldon, you know,
Penny's got a point.
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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,
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you-you got to be careful not
to scare them away, you know?
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You got to start small
and-and build up slowly,
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even if it takes
eight years.
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Eight long years.
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That's oddly specific.
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Have you ever done that?
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Nope.
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So with this level of
high-power laser array,
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we would actually be able
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to solve the black hole
information paradox
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once and for all.
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That's impressive, and how much
funding were you looking for?
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$20 million.
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Really?
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You think you can build that
for $20 million?
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Not a chance.
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I'm sorry, then why are you
asking me for it?
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Because once you've
spent $20 million,
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you're much more likely
to give me an additional 50.
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So actually, what you're saying
is with $70 million,
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you can build this.
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I can see why you'd think that,
but no.
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You can't go
to the board of trustees
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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million
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and have nothing to show for it.
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No. The only way
you'd be able
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to save face is to double down.
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So 140?
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And then double again.
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280?
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And then-- good news--
not quite double again.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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We have a deal?
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He said no?
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No. That's only
a two letter word.
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You're gonna have to
double down.
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Well, I'm sorry, Sheldon,
but this sort of thing happens.
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Higgs had to wait
almost 50 years
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before they built a collider
big enough to prove his theory.
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50 years?
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But I want to play with it now.
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You just
have to wait for science
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to catch up
or technology to get cheaper.
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Think about, uh, DVD players--
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they used to cost, like,
a thousand dollars,
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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.
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Yeah, you-you just have
to be patient.
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But what if
while I'm being patient,
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someone more relentless than me
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badgers their university
into giving them money?
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If there's someone
more relentless than you,
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I'd like to meet them.
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I would not.
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I'm not waiting for the
university to come around.
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I'll find another way
to raise the money.
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Ooh, if it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you,
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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
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40 bucks if I can throw
a DVD player.
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Would you like some champagne?
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Oh, thank you.
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- Thanks.
- Sure.
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This is nice.
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What? Helping Amy find
a dress or day drinking?
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It's just nice, okay?
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What do you think?
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Amy, oh, my God.
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You look
so beautiful.
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I feel beautiful.
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And look: both clavicles.
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Take that, Mom.
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You know what they say:
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if you got 'em,
flaunt 'em.
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Is it possible that the very
first dress is the dress?
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Oh, don't be silly.
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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Little finger
sandwiches, too.
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This place is amazing.
Interesting thing
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about finger sandwiches:
you put enough of them together,
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you got a sandwich.
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Uh, guys,
we have a problem.
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- Are you okay?
- What's wrong?
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I look amazing in all
of these dresses!
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Wow. Look at your waist.
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Where you been
hiding that thing?
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Bernadette, stop.
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Penny, you say
something nice now.
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Boy, you know, when Sheldon
sees you in that dress,
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he's gonna want to
methodically take it off,
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fold it up, carefully place it
in a storage box,
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label it, and then ravish you.
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Should I try on some more?
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Are you having fun?
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Am I having fun being beautiful?
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Of course I am!
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Great. Keep going.
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This is it.
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This is the one.
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Do you love it?
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Do you?
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I do.
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Wow.
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Also, wow.
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- Hello, Leonard.
- Hi.
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Are you doing anything?
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No. I'm just sitting here
at my desk
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typing on my computer
for nothing.
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That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.
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Can you help me shoot
my Kickstarter video?
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Do you really think people
are gonna give you
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half a billion dollars?
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Of course not, but if I can
raise enough seed money
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to show that I'm serious,
I should be able
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to attract some major investors.
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And look at the cool
incentives I'm offering.
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"For $50,000,
I will examine your diet
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and create a customized
bathroom schedule."
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That's fitting--
50 grand down the toilet.
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Well, how about this?
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For $100,000,
I will design the flag
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of your house or apartment.
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And for $1 million,
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I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you.
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Aw, and all these years,
I've been getting that for free.
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Don't be smug, Leonard.
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That's one of the things
that's wrong with you.
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Well, that was
a successful trip.
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Yes.
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Amy found a dress
that she liked.
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She sure did.
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She found
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a dress that looked like...
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like it made her happy.
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She-she did look happy.
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I mean, her face was
just glowing, so...
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Yeah, we should make sure
the photographer knows
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to just really...
get in there.
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Mm.
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So we agree it's awful?
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That dress should be
set on fire!
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Should we say something?
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No, we can't.
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But don't you think
she brought us with her
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'cause she wants
our honest opinion?
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No one wants that.
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I do.
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No, ya don't.
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I don't want her
to look back
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and think she made
some awful mistake.
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You mean like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?
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See? Was that fun?
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Someone's gonna
say something.
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It should be us now instead
of everyone at her wedding.
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Okay, but as long
as we do it gently.
256
00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:06,684
And together.
257
00:11:06,686 --> 00:11:08,786
Well, what about my dress?
258
00:11:08,788 --> 00:11:10,154
Don't you like it?
259
00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:14,425
- I don't.
- It's beautiful.
260
00:11:23,386 --> 00:11:26,420
Hey, Stuart, I'd like
to sell some comic books.
261
00:11:26,422 --> 00:11:28,756
Oh. Well, I know
all about that.
262
00:11:28,758 --> 00:11:31,392
Step one is flunk
out of art school.
263
00:11:32,328 --> 00:11:34,462
Well, why are
you selling 'em?
264
00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:36,330
The university is refusing
to fund my experiment,
265
00:11:36,332 --> 00:11:39,200
so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.
266
00:11:39,202 --> 00:11:40,468
Ah. How much do you need?
267
00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:43,738
For a start, I'm trying
to raise $500,000.
268
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:47,375
Well, I hope you have
that rare Superman
269
00:11:47,377 --> 00:11:50,678
printed on the skin
of actual Superman.
270
00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,747
I know you're making a joke,
271
00:11:52,749 --> 00:11:55,316
but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.
272
00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:57,485
And this is just
the first box of many.
273
00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:59,086
All right, let's
see what you got.
274
00:12:01,357 --> 00:12:05,459
Huh. Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
275
00:12:09,132 --> 00:12:11,565
Yes.
276
00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:13,434
Ooh, look at this.
277
00:12:13,436 --> 00:12:16,137
Giant-Size X-Men
number one,
278
00:12:16,139 --> 00:12:18,839
Len Wein's relaunch
of the franchise.
279
00:12:18,841 --> 00:12:21,275
Yeah. I know what it is.
I'm the one who bought it,
280
00:12:21,277 --> 00:12:22,943
bagged it, boarded it
and taped it shut
281
00:12:22,945 --> 00:12:25,046
while wearing
white cotton gloves.
282
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:26,781
Okay, well, you know,
283
00:12:26,783 --> 00:12:29,583
I'm gonna have to open it
to assess its condition.
284
00:12:29,585 --> 00:12:31,452
Just be gentle.
285
00:12:31,454 --> 00:12:35,056
It's never felt
the touch of a man before.
286
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:38,926
You don't seem like you
really want to sell these.
287
00:12:38,928 --> 00:12:41,295
Of course I don't want
to sell these.
288
00:12:41,297 --> 00:12:43,330
These are all
important to me,
289
00:12:43,332 --> 00:12:45,199
but not as important
as science,
290
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:48,169
and if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.
291
00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:51,105
Okay. Uh, why don't you
leave these here with me,
292
00:12:51,107 --> 00:12:52,840
and I'll-I'll price
'em out for you.
293
00:12:52,842 --> 00:12:55,342
Is it okay
if I stand here and watch?
294
00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,511
Sure.
295
00:12:59,816 --> 00:13:02,616
If anyone asks,
tell them I was brave.
296
00:13:05,588 --> 00:13:08,189
Hey, I can't believe you just
threw me under the bus.
297
00:13:08,191 --> 00:13:09,724
I know, right?
That was crazy.
298
00:13:09,726 --> 00:13:11,659
Well...
299
00:13:11,661 --> 00:13:13,094
Do you know how
that makes me look?
300
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:16,397
- Uh, that's an easy one-- bad.
- Well...
301
00:13:16,399 --> 00:13:18,332
Why didn't you tell her that you
didn't like the dress, either?
302
00:13:18,334 --> 00:13:19,800
I mean, what happened
to our united front?
303
00:13:19,802 --> 00:13:22,536
I'm sorry. Is this your
first day being a girl?
304
00:13:30,213 --> 00:13:32,313
Ooh, did your mom pack
your lunch?
305
00:13:32,315 --> 00:13:34,415
Of course not.
306
00:13:34,417 --> 00:13:36,617
Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich
307
00:13:36,619 --> 00:13:40,387
in dry ice and overnight it
from Texas?
308
00:13:40,389 --> 00:13:43,057
Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.
309
00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,159
I like tuna fish.
310
00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:48,162
Do you want it? I'll sell it
to you for $5,000.
311
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:49,396
How's the fundraising going?
312
00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:51,390
Oh, that depends.
Raj, was that a "yes"?
313
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:51,900
No.
314
00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:53,901
It's going badly.
315
00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:55,669
How much have
you raised?
316
00:13:55,671 --> 00:13:57,838
Well, with my
Kickstarter campaign,
317
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,508
selling my collectibles, and
the money in my bank account,
318
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,443
about $65,000.
319
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:04,178
Wow. That's a lot.
320
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,913
Yeah, not enough.
321
00:14:05,915 --> 00:14:08,315
It's so frustrating that
science should be held hostage
322
00:14:08,317 --> 00:14:09,884
to the almighty dollar.
323
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:12,453
Well, don't give up. You'll find
that money somewhere.
324
00:14:12,455 --> 00:14:13,821
- You really think so?
- No,
325
00:14:13,823 --> 00:14:15,790
but it's good
that he has a hobby.
326
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,758
You ever thought
of going to Vegas?
327
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:20,161
Can you be more specific?
328
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:23,697
Las Vegas?
329
00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:25,833
Oh, you mean gambling.
Mm.
330
00:14:25,835 --> 00:14:28,035
Oh. Well, that's not
the worst idea.
331
00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,871
Um, it is the worst idea,
and I'm including the year
332
00:14:30,873 --> 00:14:33,507
that Raj wore nothing
but tracksuits.
333
00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:36,977
Ordinary people
can't beat a casino,
334
00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,013
but mathematicians
and scientists,
335
00:14:39,015 --> 00:14:40,181
they do it all the time.
336
00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,816
Yeah, a group
of students
337
00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:45,386
from MIT took Las Vegas
for millions, and that's MIT.
338
00:14:45,388 --> 00:14:47,588
Howard went there.
339
00:14:48,591 --> 00:14:50,024
Come on, Sheldon.
340
00:14:50,026 --> 00:14:52,593
I'll give you a ride out
to the desert right now.
341
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:53,994
No one is going to Vegas.
342
00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:56,664
No, we weren't
gonna make it to Vegas.
343
00:15:00,469 --> 00:15:02,636
Hi. Do you
have a minute?
344
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:04,772
Depends. Is what
I'm wearing okay,
345
00:15:04,774 --> 00:15:07,208
or should I go change first?
346
00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:09,410
Look, I'm sorry.
347
00:15:09,412 --> 00:15:11,679
I never should have said
I didn't like your dress.
348
00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:13,280
It's your wedding,
and all that matters is
349
00:15:13,282 --> 00:15:14,515
that you feel beautiful.
350
00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:16,483
Thank you.
351
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:18,485
So, are... are we good?
352
00:15:18,487 --> 00:15:19,553
No, we're not good.
353
00:15:19,555 --> 00:15:21,121
You ruined my dress.
354
00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:23,591
Well, why? I just said
you should wear it.
355
00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:26,360
Well, I can't wear it now.
I mean, I know you hate it.
356
00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:28,028
That's all I'm gonna
be thinking about.
357
00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,563
No, I don't hate it.
358
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:32,199
I asked if you liked it,
and you said no.
359
00:15:32,201 --> 00:15:35,002
There is a lot of room between
"don't like" and "hate."
360
00:15:35,004 --> 00:15:38,372
You know, it's-it's where
you find rice pudding and jazz.
361
00:15:39,508 --> 00:15:41,542
Anyway, who cares
what I think?
362
00:15:41,544 --> 00:15:44,545
I do. You're the-the coolest,
363
00:15:44,547 --> 00:15:47,848
prettiest, best-dressed
person in my life.
364
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,817
Okay, that would be
flattering,
365
00:15:49,819 --> 00:15:52,753
except I know
all the people in your life.
366
00:15:54,223 --> 00:15:55,723
Look, Amy,
367
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:58,392
I don't know what to say.
I think I got stuck on the fact
368
00:15:58,394 --> 00:16:00,995
that it's not a dress I would
choose, but it shouldn't be.
369
00:16:00,997 --> 00:16:02,529
You know,
it's your dress.
370
00:16:02,531 --> 00:16:05,199
I mean, hey,
would you marry Leonard?
371
00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:06,600
Ew.
372
00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:11,772
Okay, a simple "no"
would have been fine, but...
373
00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:13,607
you see my point.
374
00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:15,376
That we're different people?
375
00:16:15,378 --> 00:16:17,978
Yes, and from now on,
I am gonna remember
376
00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,114
that this wedding
is all about you.
377
00:16:20,116 --> 00:16:22,917
I appreciate that.
378
00:16:22,919 --> 00:16:24,818
You're a good maid of honor.
379
00:16:27,456 --> 00:16:29,657
It's Bernadette.
Hello?
380
00:16:29,659 --> 00:16:32,760
I feel bad about hanging Penny
out to dry.
381
00:16:32,762 --> 00:16:35,896
The truth is,
I don't like the dress, either.
382
00:16:36,866 --> 00:16:38,899
Are you kidding me?
383
00:16:38,901 --> 00:16:40,801
Now Bernadette doesn't
like the dress?
384
00:16:40,803 --> 00:16:43,203
Oh, she is the worst.
385
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:49,410
Anyone seen Sheldon?
386
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:51,578
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.
387
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:55,416
Careful. Don't say his
name a third time.
388
00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:58,319
You don't think he actually went
to Las Vegas, do you?
389
00:16:59,789 --> 00:17:01,288
Five red.
390
00:17:02,558 --> 00:17:04,692
This is it.
391
00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:06,994
- Is everything okay, sir?
- Oh. Hi.
392
00:17:06,996 --> 00:17:08,329
It's better than okay.
393
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,931
I am a physicist, and I have
been observing this wheel
394
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:13,901
for hours and running
a chi-square analysis,
395
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:16,470
which is how I know that
the ball is far more likely
396
00:17:16,472 --> 00:17:18,639
to land on 32, 17 or five.
397
00:17:18,641 --> 00:17:21,208
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,
398
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:22,876
I'd like to make
several large bets.
399
00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:27,648
Well, good for you.
Pelican.
400
00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:28,649
What's pelican?
401
00:17:28,651 --> 00:17:30,551
- Sir, would you come with us?
- Oh, no.
402
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,820
I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.
403
00:17:32,822 --> 00:17:37,291
- 17 black.
- No! No!
404
00:17:42,885 --> 00:17:45,519
Oh, guess who's no longer
allowed to set foot in...?
405
00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:48,923
Wow!
406
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,460
You look beautiful.
407
00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,130
Really?
408
00:17:56,132 --> 00:17:58,299
'Cause I was gonna return it.
409
00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:00,901
Why would you return it?
410
00:18:00,903 --> 00:18:04,572
You look like a pile of swans.
411
00:18:07,510 --> 00:18:10,311
I'm so glad you like it...
412
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:15,082
because... it's gonna be
my wedding dress.
413
00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:18,252
I can't wait to marry you.
414
00:18:21,324 --> 00:18:23,658
Why do you smell
like smoke?
415
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:27,595
I was in Vegas.
416
00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:28,796
Vegas?
417
00:18:28,798 --> 00:18:31,899
I'm sorry. Las Vegas.
418
00:18:34,149 --> 00:18:41,049
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