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Space is the mirror of the soul.
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Are we looking beyond,
or are we looking within?
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I'm looking at my shoes.
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This is making me a
little motion sick.
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When we gaze out
at the immensities of space,
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we understand them
because there are immensities
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within us as well.
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I'm Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me...
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through the stars.
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That pause gets
longer every show.
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I believe...
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you're right.
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Hey.
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Can I get a picture with you?
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Absolutely.
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And if you post it
on social media,
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I suggest the hashtag
"Koothra-poet."
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(laughs)
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Thank you. The show was great.
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Well, I can't take
all the credit.
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I have pretty good co-stars.
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The stars.
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Do you say that to everyone?
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Only to beautiful women.
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And okay women.
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Okay.
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Uh, just to clarify:
you're the first kind.
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Okay.
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Thanks for coming.
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What did you handsome
gentlemen think of the show?
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Uh, you can turn it off now.
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It's sweet of you to say,
but I don't think I can.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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Look at this cute picture
of Halley in the bath.
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Aw, that's great.
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Want me to send it to you?
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No, on your phone it's cute,
on my phone it's a crime.
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I also have
a pretty cute picture to share.
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WOLOWITZ:
What is that?
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An equation.
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Isn't it perfect?
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Sometimes I just stare at it,
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and I think "I can't believe
that came out of me."
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Well, since
we're sharing pictures,
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I have one to contribute.
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Please don't let it be
you and your dog in the bathtub.
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It's not.
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But don't swipe.
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What are we looking at here?
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Well, that's me
and a beautiful woman
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and my watch showing the time
as 2:30 in the morning.
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So, state's exhibit "A"?
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No. I met her at
the planetarium a few days ago,
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and she invited me
out for a drink.
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Oh, good for you. H-Hey,
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w-what's the Hindi word
for "dog"?
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Kutta.
You kutta.
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Bow-bow.
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(chuckles)
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That's Hindi for woof-woof.
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I am seeing her again tonight.
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You know, I also have
a date tonight.
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But don't worry,
it's not another woman.
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It's string theory.
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Bow-bow.
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Sorry, he's a
kutta, you're not.
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(keys clatter)
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Hi.
Hello.
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What you doing?
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Oh, taking another picture
with my baby.
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Look how big he got.
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It's fun to see you
this excited.
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Aw, thank you, that's so...
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(stammers) Don't sit there!
What, what?
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I, uh-- sorry.
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I-It's part of
my organization system.
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That's-that's where
those papers go.
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Okay. Um, how about if I just...
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slide this notebook...
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Eh...
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You know what, it's fine.
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I'll just be in the bedroom.
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No, no. Uh, this is
your apartment, too.
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Uh, look, I'll-I'll stop
for the night
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and clean this up.
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Well, that's very considerate,
Sheldon.
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I know.
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See, I'm trying
this new technique
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where I imagine how I would feel
in someone else's position.
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Y-You mean empathy?
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Oh, I thought I came up with it.
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Well, regardless,
I-I appreciate the effort.
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Thank you.
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It's really hard.
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Morning.
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Good morning.
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Aw, you didn't have
to cook me breakfast.
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Well, I wasn't sure
how I did last night,
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and I wanted to finish strong.
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You don't need to worry.
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Last night was great.
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Ah, well, you say that now,
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but wait until you taste this.
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Oh, my God, this is amazing.
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Which is why I keep an omelet
pan in the trunk of my car.
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(both chuckle)
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Well, thank you, it's delicious.
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My husband never cooked for me.
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Oh, uh, y-you were married.
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Yeah. Well, technically,
I guess I still am.
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Is that "technically,"
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like, the paperwork
hasn't gone through,
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or "technically,"
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like, he's in the closet
watching us right now?
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No, no, we're separated.
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Do you mind if we talk
about something else?
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Of course.
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Uh, you know, my secret to
making great omelets is that
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I beat the egg whites
separately.
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Speaking of which, how long
have you been separated?
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About two weeks.
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That is not a lot of weeks.
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In fact, that's the bare minimum
to get to the plural "weeks."
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Doesn't matter.
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He moved out, I moved on.
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Oh. Good.
(chuckles)
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Yeah, do you mind me asking
what he does for a living?
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He's a firefighter.
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Oh. Interesting.
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A potentially jealous man
who's handy with an ax.
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(laughing):
It's-it's okay, though.
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He's almost had two
weeks to cool down.
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Okay, the next drug is Romatrol.
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Oh, I know this one.
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We're actually
pushing it really hard.
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It treats mild dermatitis.
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Uh, correct. And who can it
be prescribed to?
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Adults and children
who have absolutely, for sure,
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stopped growing.
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Right again.
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And what are the side effects?
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Oh, shoot, shoot.
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Mm, remember the mnemonic.
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Ah-- GRAVY, yes. G-R-A-V-Y.
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Okay, gastric distress,
redness, anal leakage,
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vasculitis and yellow eyes.
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Oh, uh, so close.
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It's actually yellow discharge.
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Oh, right.
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That's why we went with "gravy."
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Hello.
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Hey.
Hi.
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He knows he doesn't
live here anymore, right?
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Maybe he's experiencing
memory loss because he took...
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(gasps) Flaxitrite.
Yeah.
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- Thank you.
- Uh, Sheldon, what are you doing?
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Oh, I was just checking in
on my old room
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to see what you've done with it.
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Why?
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Well, I could use a place
to work in the evenings, and...
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No.
Well, it's just that
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there's not a lot of space in our apartment...
- No.
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Well, and I feel
like Amy's been having...
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No.
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And since you're not...
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No.
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It's...
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No.
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No.
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That is our room now,
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and we're gonna
turn it into a gym.
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Do you really expect me
to believe that?
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No.
No.
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So I guess what's bugging me
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is that they only broke up
13 days ago,
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and now I'm dating her.
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So, am I, like,
the good guy in my movie,
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or the bad guy in their movie?
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Pretty sure you're
the weird friend in our movie.
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(sighs)
I like her, okay?
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I just, I-I don't know
how I feel about
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being the third wheel
in a relationship.
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Says the guy in my bed
with my wife.
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Guys, I mean,
he's around, okay?
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He's apparently not happy
about the breakup,
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and based on the sweatpants
he left at her place,
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he's, like,
a medium to large man.
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Maybe those are
his "after the holiday" pants,
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like you have.
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Oh, no. I mean, do you think
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it's too soon
for her to be dating?
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If you and Bernadette broke up,
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like, how long would you wait?
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Oh, well, I don't even
want to think...
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Eight days.
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What?
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Two days to cry.
Six days to hit the gym.
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First of all,
you already look amazing.
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Aw, that's sweet.
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I'm gonna give him
an extra day of crying.
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The answer is still no.
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You can say we wouldn't know
you're here, but we'd know.
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Because you'd be here!
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(groans)
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So, who was that?
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I can't believe
you hung up on me!
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What the hell?
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What are you doing here?
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I am proving you wrong.
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I've been working
back there for hours.
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You had no idea.
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(stammers)
Do something.
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What the hell?
What are you doing here?
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I-I am trying to respect Amy.
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Okay, look,
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you have an office at work.
Why don't you go there?
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I can't go to the office every
time I have a brilliant thought.
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I'd basically be living there.
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Sounds good, do that.
Yeah...
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No. No, the campus
isn't safe at night.
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There's raccoons and
undergrads just walking around
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like they own the place.
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Look.
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I need somewhere to work
in the evenings.
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You have a space
you aren't using.
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Just take a look at my proposal.
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(groans)
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What is this?
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A rental agreement.
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I will only use
the room for work.
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I-I won't sleep here,
I won't eat your food,
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I won't even use your bathroom.
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So you can just walk in any
time of the day or night?
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Well, he does that now.
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At least this way
we'll get paid.
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I am Dr. Rajesh Koothrappali,
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and thank you
for taking a walk with me...
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...through the stars.
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I-I think that one was too long.
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Yeah, you're right.
I totally felt it.
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Should we, uh, run it again?
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Please, God, no.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Can I help you?
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Which one of you
is Rajesh Koothrappali?
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Really? You're not sure
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which one of us is
Rajesh Koothrappali?
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I am. I was just trying
not to be racist.
259
00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,595
I'm Nell's husband.
260
00:10:16,634 --> 00:10:18,033
Oh, uh...
261
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:20,302
h-here's the thing--
I didn't know
262
00:10:20,304 --> 00:10:22,538
that she was married
until after...
263
00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:23,906
After what?
264
00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,577
I'm...
265
00:10:28,579 --> 00:10:30,279
I'm really sorry.
266
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:32,114
Well, that doesn't
make me feel better.
267
00:10:32,116 --> 00:10:33,882
Wh-What would make
you feel better?
268
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,517
I want you to stop
seeing my wife.
269
00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,052
Done. Nice to
meet you. Bye.
270
00:10:39,123 --> 00:10:41,623
What am I gonna do?
(cries)
271
00:10:47,531 --> 00:10:52,034
Hey, buddy,
do-do you want to talk?
272
00:10:52,036 --> 00:10:55,804
I thought we were
gonna start a family.
273
00:10:55,806 --> 00:10:58,774
Next thing I
know, it's over.
274
00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,375
(cries)
275
00:11:00,377 --> 00:11:02,110
It's gonna be okay.
276
00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:03,612
How is it gonna be okay?
277
00:11:03,614 --> 00:11:06,982
You're sleeping
with my wife.
278
00:11:06,984 --> 00:11:10,285
I mean, besides that.
279
00:11:16,459 --> 00:11:18,225
Can I get you anything?
280
00:11:18,227 --> 00:11:19,760
A glass of water?
281
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,396
A laser show?
282
00:11:22,398 --> 00:11:24,064
No, thank you.
Oh, good.
283
00:11:24,066 --> 00:11:26,901
'Cause I don't, I don't
even know how to turn it on.
284
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,168
I'm sorry.
285
00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:31,038
I shouldn't
have come here.
286
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,542
I guess I just wanted to see
who she replaced me with.
287
00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:36,343
Don't say that.
288
00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:37,978
What you two had
was special.
289
00:11:37,980 --> 00:11:39,446
No one can replace you.
290
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,581
Did she say that?
291
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,049
No.
292
00:11:43,886 --> 00:11:45,352
(whispering):
I should go, right?
293
00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:46,554
(whispering):
Stay.
294
00:11:46,556 --> 00:11:49,623
Okay, I'll
call you later.
295
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,859
Look, if it makes you
feel any better,
296
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:53,794
I barely know her.
297
00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,230
And she had sex with you?
298
00:11:56,232 --> 00:11:59,199
Nell tells me
you're a fireman.
299
00:11:59,201 --> 00:12:00,668
What's that like?
300
00:12:03,773 --> 00:12:06,006
(suspenseful music playing
over television)
301
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,979
Okay, I-I-I'm really
uncomfortable
302
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,280
with him back in that room.
303
00:12:13,282 --> 00:12:15,249
Why? He hasn't made
a peep all day.
304
00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:16,216
Y-Y-You don't get it.
305
00:12:16,218 --> 00:12:18,152
All the years
that we lived together,
306
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,387
he drove me crazy
the whole time.
307
00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:22,590
And now he's not.
308
00:12:22,592 --> 00:12:25,392
Exactly.
309
00:12:26,128 --> 00:12:27,595
D-Don't look at me like that.
310
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,897
It-it-it means he did it
on purpose.
311
00:12:29,899 --> 00:12:31,966
It was a choice.
312
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,835
That-That's like finding out
Godzilla could've had Arby's
313
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:37,204
instead of Tokyo.
314
00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:40,407
I don't think
they have Arby's in Japan.
315
00:12:40,409 --> 00:12:42,876
Not my point.
316
00:12:44,547 --> 00:12:46,614
Sheldon.
317
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,015
Sheldon!
318
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:52,252
I'm sorry. Am I
being too loud?
319
00:12:52,254 --> 00:12:55,222
No, you're being perfect
and you know it.
320
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:59,159
Would you like me to be a
less considerate tenant?
321
00:12:59,161 --> 00:13:01,528
No. Yes. What...?
322
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,030
Stop messing with me!
323
00:13:05,668 --> 00:13:07,301
Hey, I was wrong.
324
00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:10,404
There's an Arby's in Okinawa.
325
00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:16,810
He was best friends
with her older brother,
326
00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:18,078
but he didn't
even notice her.
327
00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,346
And then years afterward,
328
00:13:19,348 --> 00:13:21,782
they randomly bumped into
each other at the DMV.
329
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:23,917
Two hours later,
they were in love.
330
00:13:23,919 --> 00:13:28,622
You can really see the sparkle
in his license photo.
331
00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,791
He told you all this
at the planetarium?
332
00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:32,493
No, no, we went
to House of Pies.
333
00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:34,061
He got banana cream.
I got coconut.
334
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,863
We did halfsies.
335
00:13:35,865 --> 00:13:38,832
You did pie halfsies
with another man?
336
00:13:38,834 --> 00:13:41,969
You mean other than you?
337
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:45,105
Yeah.
338
00:13:45,107 --> 00:13:48,308
I feel bad for
him, Bernie.
339
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,643
He's a, he's a good guy.
340
00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:51,145
Well, if you're uncomfortable
with it,
341
00:13:51,147 --> 00:13:52,980
maybe stop sleeping
with his wife.
342
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,281
I don't think the sex
is the problem.
343
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:56,850
I know for a fact
I was just okay.
344
00:13:57,953 --> 00:13:59,186
For the record, I'm the one
345
00:13:59,188 --> 00:14:01,188
who introduced you
to House of Pies.
346
00:14:03,392 --> 00:14:05,192
Sheldon?
347
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:06,794
Oh, Leonard.
348
00:14:06,796 --> 00:14:09,797
Sorry, I just, I had
to get out of there.
349
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,331
What did he do now?
350
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,467
Nothing. He's being a dream.
351
00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:16,603
Don't give me that look.
352
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,472
That's how Penny looked at me.
I'm not crazy.
353
00:14:18,474 --> 00:14:21,008
Penny and I have the same
"You're crazy" look?
354
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:22,476
That's kind of sweet.
355
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:26,213
I know how to deal with
Sheldon being Sheldon,
356
00:14:26,215 --> 00:14:29,483
but Sheldon being a-a
rational, thoughtful person?
357
00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:31,585
I'm clueless.
I-It's like
358
00:14:31,587 --> 00:14:33,954
when my mom called last year
to sing happy birthday
359
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,623
and I-I just threw up.
360
00:14:37,493 --> 00:14:38,892
Well, if it gets
to be too much,
361
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:40,828
you can always send him
back over here.
362
00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:42,196
I made a deal with him,
363
00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:43,664
and besides, that
wouldn't be fair to you.
364
00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:45,399
Well, actually, I miss him.
365
00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,400
He's been over there a lot.
366
00:14:46,402 --> 00:14:49,570
Well, great.
Tell him he can come back.
367
00:14:49,572 --> 00:14:51,538
I can't. He's thinking of me
and my feelings
368
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,107
and trying to be respectful.
369
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,843
That's what he's doing
to me, too, the jerk!
370
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:58,545
Stop that.
371
00:14:58,547 --> 00:15:03,751
Hey, your mad look and Sheldon's
constipated look are the same.
372
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:11,859
This is nice.
373
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:13,026
It is.
374
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:17,898
She used to kiss me
like that.
375
00:15:18,701 --> 00:15:20,267
You okay?
376
00:15:20,269 --> 00:15:24,204
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry.
377
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:26,406
Yeah.
378
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:30,544
(crying): Oh, God,
I'm so alone.
379
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:32,246
Sorry, I can't do this.
380
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:34,248
What's going on?
381
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,483
I met Oliver the other day.
382
00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:39,219
Wait, you tracked down
my husband?
383
00:15:39,221 --> 00:15:40,854
No, that would be weird.
384
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,690
He tracked me down, then we
spent the evening together.
385
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:46,360
I don't believe this.
386
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,963
He-he only did it
because he cares about you.
387
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:52,900
No, he did it because he's
possessive and jealous.
388
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:54,101
Really?
I didn't get that at all.
389
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,103
He made me feel
very comfortable.
390
00:15:56,105 --> 00:15:58,705
Well, I'm glad you
two hit it off.
391
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:02,075
You know, I don't think that
you're being very fair to him.
392
00:16:02,077 --> 00:16:04,011
You're taking his side?
393
00:16:04,013 --> 00:16:06,480
No, but I should point out
that he did offer
394
00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:09,616
to go to counseling, so at least
one of you is trying.
395
00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,519
You're crazier than he is.
396
00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:15,422
I'll tell you what, just
give him one more chance
397
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,523
and if it doesn't work out,
398
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:19,526
I'll be happy to keep
sleeping with you.
399
00:16:19,528 --> 00:16:21,995
You would?
400
00:16:23,766 --> 00:16:25,833
Either way, you've
got yourself a fella.
401
00:16:25,835 --> 00:16:27,935
Like, how nice is that?
402
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,640
Hey, Sheldon.
403
00:16:36,612 --> 00:16:38,312
Hello.
Hey.
404
00:16:38,314 --> 00:16:41,582
So, your contract provides
for a three-day trial period,
405
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,917
and I don't think
this is working out.
406
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,452
So, to put it
in legal terms,
407
00:16:45,454 --> 00:16:47,721
the party of the first part
would like
408
00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,791
the party of the second part
to get out.
409
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,694
What time does the
trial period end?
410
00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,429
12:00, noon.
411
00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:58,498
Yeah-- what does
it say after that?
412
00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:04,438
Eastern Standard Time.
413
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,641
That was three hours ago.
414
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:09,376
And, uh, since you
didn't exercise
415
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:13,780
your right to revoke, I
exercised my right to extend,
416
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:18,318
triggering this long-form
rental agreement...
417
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,889
...of which you're
already in violation.
418
00:17:21,891 --> 00:17:24,691
This is just
a-a bunch of paper.
419
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:25,993
You can't enforce this.
420
00:17:25,995 --> 00:17:28,996
Hire a lawyer.
Let's find out.
421
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,698
This is not happening.
422
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:32,900
Be that as it may,
423
00:17:32,902 --> 00:17:34,968
page nine says that
you have to provide me
424
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:38,472
with lemon-flavored sparkling
waters, so... chop-chop.
425
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:44,811
Hey, how'd it go?
426
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,980
Well, apparently
he's not leaving
427
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:50,284
and I have to go get him
sparkling water.
428
00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,985
Why are you smiling?
429
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:55,489
I don't know.
It just feels right.
430
00:18:03,599 --> 00:18:05,399
...to the stars.
431
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:10,838
Hey.
432
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,574
Hey, buddy.
433
00:18:13,576 --> 00:18:14,775
I talked to Nell.
434
00:18:14,777 --> 00:18:16,377
She was pretty upset
after you left.
435
00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:19,713
Yeah, I'm sorry.
No. No, no, no.
436
00:18:19,715 --> 00:18:21,382
She told me that you said
something so creepy
437
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:24,151
that I seemed great
in comparison.
438
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:26,086
I know exactly what it was.
439
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:27,254
I... no, actually,
440
00:18:27,256 --> 00:18:28,622
there was a couple of
things it could've been.
441
00:18:28,624 --> 00:18:31,992
Whichever one it
was, it was creepy.
442
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:33,661
Anyway, uh, I went over
to comfort her,
443
00:18:33,663 --> 00:18:37,197
and we talked, and I think we're
gonna give it another chance.
444
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,100
I am so happy for you!
Hey-hey-hey.
445
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,703
Hey, uh, we should celebrate.
446
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:43,804
House of Pies?
447
00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:45,439
You know it.
448
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,144
Should we invite Nell?
449
00:18:50,146 --> 00:18:52,246
- Do we have to?
- Nah.
450
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:59,148
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