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Hey, can you do me a favor?
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Can we try to avoid talking
to our friends tonight
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about our wedding plans?
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I'll do you one better.
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I'll avoid talking
to our friends entirely
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and play on my phone.
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It's just, I haven't picked
a maid of honor yet,
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and I'm having trouble deciding
between Penny and Bernadette.
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Ah, understandable.
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They are quite similar--
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both blonde former waitresses
who married beneath them.
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Penny is my best friend,
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but I was Bernadette's
maid of honor,
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and I think
she kind of expects it.
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So if anyone brings
it up tonight,
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just maybe you can help
me change the subject.
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How about this?
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I dominate
the conversation so hard,
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no one has a chance
to get a word in edgewise.
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I don't know.
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They might see that coming.
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What if we have
a code word?
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Ooh, now you're speaking
my catamaran.
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That's my code word
for “language.”
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Okay, fine, catamaran.
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That's our code word.
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No, that's my code word.
Get your own.
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Okay. Uh, pretzels.
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You hear me say pretzels,
you change the subject.
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Rhinos are my least favorite
animals at the zoo.
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What?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought we started.
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Hey, just-just hold the gate
still while I screw it in.
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You know, I don't
know how I feel
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about all this
baby-proofing.
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If Halley can't teach herself
to walk down the stairs,
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then maybe that's nature's way
of saying
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the Wolowitz line ends here.
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That's funny.
I always thought
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Howard was nature's
way of saying
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the Wolowitz
line ends here.
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Me, too, but life does
find a way!
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Hey, Halley can't reach
the liquor cabinet.
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Why did you baby-proof it?
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How did you know we did?
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Fair point.
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LEONARD: Bernadette
still going stir-crazy?
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Oh, a little.
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Two months of bed rest--
it's kind of rough.
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Really? That sounds great.
How do I get that?
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You'd either have to break your
hip or let Howard knock you up.
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Now, either way, you'll get
flowers the next morning.
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She's actually been
keeping herself busy
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doing wedding research for you.
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Oh, she-she doesn't
have to do that.
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She wants to. After all,
you were her maid of honor.
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Sheldon, tell your funny story
about pretzels.
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Oh, right. Yeah, oh, yeah.
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Did you know
that we've been thinking
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of having pretzels
at our wedding? Hmm?
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No, no. No, no, no,
no, no. I'm sorry.
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No, rhinos. We're having
rhinos at our wedding.
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No! (stammers)
I got to go.
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I'm gonna need some help.
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Someone baby-proofed
the front door.
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Sheldon, what am I gonna do
about my maid of honor?
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I mean, Bernadette gave me
all these bridal magazines.
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She even folded down the pages
with the good dresses.
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Hmm. Hmm.
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I get it.
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You know, Leonard once borrowed
my Edmund Scientific catalogue
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and dog-eared some pages.
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Never got 'em straight again.
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Well, that is
exactly the same thing.
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You really
understand my dilemma.
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Actually, I do.
My mother
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is pushing for my brother,
Georgie, to be my best man,
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and I hate
to disappoint her again.
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I already rejected her savior
and her LinkedIn invitation.
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How are we gonna
make these decisions
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without anybody getting upset?
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Well, what if we take emotion
out of the process,
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and base it
on empirical metrics?
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Then we aren't really
making the decision;
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the data is.
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So we can hurt our
friends' feelings
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without taking any
responsibility?
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Me likey.
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But how do we apply
quantitative metrics
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to something as subjective
as choosing a wedding party?
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That decision only
seems subjective.
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In reality,
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people in a wedding party
perform very specific functions,
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and some will perform those
better than others.
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If I may use
a superhero analogy...
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You may not.
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Okay, I'll use real people.
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Um, if a certain
dog-like loyalty is useful,
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then it's Leonard, hmm?
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If, uh, having a PEZ dispenser
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filled with TUMS is
an advantage, Wolowitz, yeah.
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If a best man
with fake testicles hanging
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from his truck is important,
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well, then, my brother's
back in the running.
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Okay, I see your point.
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So we break down
each of the roles
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into their component parts,
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and then design
specialized tests for each.
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Exactly. Boy, if I had known
getting married was going to
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involve so much science,
I'd have proposed years ago.
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So Leonard,
tell everyone your news.
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Oh, oh, I'm
starting a book.
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That would be big news
from Penny,
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but you've read a book before.
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He means he's writing a book.
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I do. It's something I've been
thinking about for a long time.
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Yeah. It's about
a brilliant physicist
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who solves crimes
using science.
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Oh, Leonard...
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It's not about you.
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He probably has to say
that for legal reasons.
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WOLOWITZ:
Uh-oh.
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They gave us plain rice
instead of fried rice.
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Well, no fair!
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I SoulCycled this morning.
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I'm entitled
to a pile of fat rice.
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Well, I would say that this
constitutes a catering crisis.
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I agree. Who's gonna
step up and handle it?
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Doesn't matter.
This is fine.
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(mouths)
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Penny?
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(mouth full):
What?
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You know what?
I'll take care of it.
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(speaks Mandarin)
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Done.
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You didn't make him
feel bad, did you?
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Actually, he
was laughing.
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(laughs)
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I'm really impressed
at how you handled that, Howard.
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WOLOWITZ:
Please.
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I've been sending food
back my entire life.
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One of my first
full sentences was,
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“I had breast milk
for breakfast”"
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Excuse me,
b-before we start eating,
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I-I would like
to make a toast.
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Oh, nice.
Oh, nice.
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If only I could
think of one.
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Someone else go.
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Hey. Here's the sewing kit
you asked for.
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Ooh! A minute, 19.
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Quick.
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You were timing me?
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Yes. I am going through
a bit of a timing phase.
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How long will it last?
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We'll find out.
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What did you need the kit for?
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Oh, um...
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Sh-Sheldon was squatting down
to pick up a fork
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and he ripped his pants.
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Oh, someone's gonna
be sore tomorrow.
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(door closes)
Oh, quick thinking.
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But for future lies,
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this is as far
as I can squat.
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Penny gets 20 points
for the sewing kit.
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Yeah, minus five,
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because this is mine.
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Well, she's still pulling
a commanding lead.
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Did Bernadette even try
to send us a sewing kit?
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She did.
Amazon, standard shipping,
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not even Prime.
(gasps)
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We could've done
that ourselves.
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(chuckles)
That's what she said.
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Maybe we're being
old-fashioned,
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defining these
roles by gender.
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You know, historically,
the best man's role
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was to defend the bride
and groom in combat.
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I mean, if that's not Penny,
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I don't know what
we're doing here.
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I see your point.
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Okay, we are officially open
to a best woman
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and a gentleman of honor.
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Oh, those names are terrible.
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One point off for you.
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What am I being
tested for?
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Oh, it's not important.
But if you don't pass,
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none of this matters.
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Okay, what's the next test?
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Loyalty.
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We need to choose
someone who has our backs,
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someone who will keep our
secrets even from each other.
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Well, I don't have any secrets
from you.
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Do you have secrets from me?
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Yes.
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Oh, that has been weighing
on me for years.
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Come here.
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Would you call yourself
a loyal and trustworthy friend?
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Yeah, I like to think so.
Great.
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Because I need to tell you
something about Howard,
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but you can't tell him
that I told you.
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Nope. Don't want to hear it.
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Do not like to engage in gossip.
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Okay. I respect
your integrity.
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Is it about
his special underwear?
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Because I already know.
And that's all I'll say.
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Fine, it has
a charcoal filter in it.
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It's really sweet of you
to come by and keep me company.
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Agreed. Uh...
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So, listen,
I have a secret
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that I need to
tell someone.
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But you can
never say a word.
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Not even to Howard.
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I'm your girl. Lay it on me.
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Really?
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You keep things
from your husband?
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No, I tell him everything.
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Don't be a child.
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Okay. Here it is.
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I can control
the thermostat
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in Leonard's apartment
with my phone.
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And when he makes me mad,
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I turn it up, slightly.
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Oh, hey. I didn't
know you were here.
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What are you two
talking about?
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Literally, nothing interesting.
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Oh, you're good.
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Okay, getting to
the ceremony on time.
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Leonard, quick.
I need you to get me
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to Arcadia
within the hour.
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The train store's
having a sale.
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Why can't Amy drive you?
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Because of the tradition
that I cannot see Amy
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on the day of
the train store sale.
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Please, please see a doctor.
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Next test.
Just wait one second.
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Is it getting
hot in here?
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(laughs)
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I'm sorry.
Where were we?
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How well do our friends know us?
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So I was talking
to my favorite aunt...
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00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:16,932
Aunt Doe, right?
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00:11:16,934 --> 00:11:18,466
Exactly.
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00:11:18,468 --> 00:11:21,002
Did she ever figure out what
that thing on her knee was?
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00:11:21,004 --> 00:11:23,705
Turns out it was
a chocolate chip.
254
00:11:23,707 --> 00:11:27,375
Hmm. Makes sense,
she does like to bake.
255
00:11:27,377 --> 00:11:31,780
Yes, she does. Damn,
you are a thoroughbred.
256
00:11:31,782 --> 00:11:35,083
You know, dealing
with cold feet
257
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:39,287
is an important part of being
both best man and maid of honor.
258
00:11:39,289 --> 00:11:41,523
Maybe we should test
for that ability.
259
00:11:41,525 --> 00:11:45,160
You really think you
might get cold feet?
260
00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:48,663
Actually, I was
talking about you.
261
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:51,333
Amy...
262
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,835
if there's one thing in
this world I'm sure of,
263
00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:55,570
you are right
to be worried.
264
00:11:58,375 --> 00:11:59,741
Good night.
265
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,713
Howard.
266
00:12:04,715 --> 00:12:08,750
I've had my eye on this
limited edition Swamp Thing,
267
00:12:08,752 --> 00:12:10,118
but now that I'm
about to buy it,
268
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,654
I'm having second thoughts.
What do you think?
269
00:12:12,656 --> 00:12:15,991
I don't know, Sheldon,
it's pretty expensive.
270
00:12:15,993 --> 00:12:19,394
Yes, but what if it will
make me happy, you know,
271
00:12:19,396 --> 00:12:23,198
waking up and seeing it every
morning for the rest of my life?
272
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:26,868
Really, a walking
clump of swamp grass?
273
00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:30,038
Yeah, well, Bernadette's
no prize either!
274
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:34,876
Hey, what you doing?
Oh.
275
00:12:34,878 --> 00:12:37,779
Sheldon gave me a brain teaser.
It's kind of fun.
276
00:12:37,781 --> 00:12:39,447
It's about a group
of people at dinner,
277
00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:42,417
and you have to figure out where
they can sit without fighting.
278
00:12:43,453 --> 00:12:45,320
Oh, yeah, is this
the one where Mr. Green
279
00:12:45,322 --> 00:12:47,389
can't sit next to
anyone eating meat,
280
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,556
and Uncle Light Blue
281
00:12:48,558 --> 00:12:51,159
won't sit next to any
of the darker colors?
282
00:12:52,662 --> 00:12:55,296
Yeah, did Sheldon
send it to you?
283
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:56,765
Amy did. I solved it already.
284
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:57,866
Really?
Yeah.
285
00:12:57,868 --> 00:12:59,801
Same way I solved
my jury duty summons,
286
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:01,002
I threw it away.
287
00:13:01,004 --> 00:13:02,871
KOOTHRAPPALI:
No, no, no, no, no.
288
00:13:02,873 --> 00:13:06,141
Uh, Aunt Orange can't
sit next to the bar
289
00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:07,275
without Ms. Pink saying,
290
00:13:07,277 --> 00:13:10,045
“Jesus thinks you've
had enough whiskey.”
291
00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,482
Did Sheldon and Amy give
you guys that puzzle, too?
292
00:13:14,484 --> 00:13:18,286
Yeah. Is it just me or
have they been acting strange?
293
00:13:18,288 --> 00:13:20,088
I don't think they're acting.
294
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,458
Yeah, the other day,
Sheldon made me
295
00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,793
take him to the train store.
296
00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:26,294
We didn't go inside.
He just said,
297
00:13:26,296 --> 00:13:28,897
“Nicely done,”
and then we went home.
298
00:13:28,899 --> 00:13:31,433
Yeah, and Amy gave me
this plastic ring
299
00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:33,101
and told me to hold on to it.
300
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,069
I got one, too.
301
00:13:34,071 --> 00:13:34,969
Yeah, same.
302
00:13:34,971 --> 00:13:36,337
Yeah, me, too.
303
00:13:36,339 --> 00:13:38,239
But-but Cinnamon ate it.
304
00:13:39,843 --> 00:13:42,043
I-I'll get it
back tomorrow.
305
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:48,383
I have to say, this
is going pretty well.
306
00:13:48,385 --> 00:13:49,517
It is.
307
00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:53,121
I-If experimenting on humans
is morally wrong,
308
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,723
then I don't want
to be morally right.
309
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:57,025
(door opens)
310
00:13:57,027 --> 00:13:58,226
Hey, are you testing us
311
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,095
to see who gets
to be in your wedding?
312
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:01,663
Yes.
No.
313
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:05,166
Wha-- they're rating us.
314
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,901
And I'm in last?
315
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,971
Don't panic,
there's still time.
316
00:14:09,973 --> 00:14:12,640
Look, it's a marathon,
not a sprint.
317
00:14:12,642 --> 00:14:14,876
You know what,
this is so insulting.
318
00:14:14,878 --> 00:14:16,945
I-I don't even want to be
your stupid best man.
319
00:14:16,947 --> 00:14:18,313
Yeah.
Me neither.
320
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:19,581
W-W-Wait, wait.
321
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:22,083
Just out of curiosity,
which one of you figured it out?
322
00:14:22,085 --> 00:14:23,751
I did.
323
00:14:24,921 --> 00:14:27,055
Impressive.
324
00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:33,280
Hello, Stuart.
325
00:14:33,281 --> 00:14:34,347
Oh, hey, Sheldon.
326
00:14:34,349 --> 00:14:37,083
Can I interest you
in a cappuccino?
327
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,285
When did you start
selling those?
328
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:42,154
Oh, someone left it here,
but it's still warm.
329
00:14:43,224 --> 00:14:46,392
Want to say four bucks?
330
00:14:46,394 --> 00:14:48,294
No, thank you.
331
00:14:48,296 --> 00:14:50,263
Oh. Everything okay?
332
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,298
Well...
333
00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,500
I secretly experimented
on my friends,
334
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:57,336
and now none of them
want to be my best man.
335
00:14:57,338 --> 00:15:00,473
So, you know,
normal wedding drama.
336
00:15:00,475 --> 00:15:03,009
Sorry.
337
00:15:03,011 --> 00:15:05,244
Probably have to use
my stupid brother.
338
00:15:05,246 --> 00:15:07,446
So get ready for a wedding toast
delivered by his armpit.
339
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:10,683
Well, if you really don't
want to use your brother,
340
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:12,151
I'd be your best man.
341
00:15:12,153 --> 00:15:14,220
Really?
342
00:15:14,222 --> 00:15:17,156
Yeah, we're friends.
343
00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,524
Plus, it'd be nice.
344
00:15:18,526 --> 00:15:22,828
Never really been called
the best before.
345
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:25,598
Or a man, for that matter.
346
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:28,935
Okay, well, uh,
thank you, Stuart.
347
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,336
That's a very generous offer.
348
00:15:30,338 --> 00:15:32,171
My pleasure.
349
00:15:32,173 --> 00:15:33,239
I-I understand
350
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:36,375
the best man usually
receives a present.
351
00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:39,211
That's true.
352
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,949
Can never have
too much Claritin.
353
00:15:46,921 --> 00:15:50,323
You're still working on
Sheldon's dumb brain teaser?
354
00:15:50,325 --> 00:15:53,492
Oh, my God, Dr. Purple's
a woman! Of course!
355
00:15:54,262 --> 00:15:56,629
Oh, that feels so good.
356
00:15:57,532 --> 00:15:59,031
Hello.
357
00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:02,234
I believe I owe the
three of you an apology.
358
00:16:02,236 --> 00:16:05,237
No argument here.
359
00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,708
By experimenting on you,
360
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:11,310
I realize I've
violated your trust
361
00:16:11,312 --> 00:16:15,414
and possibly the
Geneva Convention.
362
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,183
Is that it?
363
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,451
No.
364
00:16:18,453 --> 00:16:20,853
So as to not upset
any of you further,
365
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,855
I've asked Stuart
to be my best man,
366
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,023
and he's agreed.
367
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,625
You're all still invited
to the bachelor party.
368
00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:30,763
Uh, he's thinking Costco
and the theme is browsing.
369
00:16:30,765 --> 00:16:33,532
You picked Stuart
over one of us?
370
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,167
Well, I wanted to
choose one of you,
371
00:16:35,169 --> 00:16:36,969
but you all
turned against me.
372
00:16:36,971 --> 00:16:40,873
Picking a best man isn't
about keeping score.
373
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,541
But you're all my friends.
374
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,976
I mean,
if I didn't collect data,
375
00:16:43,978 --> 00:16:46,345
how could I possibly choose
among the three of you?
376
00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:49,115
Well, that's actually
kind of sweet.
377
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,685
Is it? Perhaps I said it wrong.
378
00:16:52,687 --> 00:16:56,756
Look, this is your wedding,
just pick whoever you want.
379
00:16:56,758 --> 00:16:59,158
You don't need to worry
about anyone else but yourself.
380
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:02,261
You've kind of been training
for this your whole life.
381
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:04,230
Thank you, Leonard.
382
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,299
And if it helps...
these two are quitters.
383
00:17:10,471 --> 00:17:12,738
(keys jingle)
Hey, what you making?
384
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,640
Uh, well, I spilled
the cheese packet,
385
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:18,110
so we're having mac and nothing.
Oh.
386
00:17:18,112 --> 00:17:19,979
Yeah. I'll just have the mac.
387
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:21,947
“Nothing” gives me gas.
(chuckles)
388
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,253
Why are you in such a good mood?
389
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,654
Mm, I just talked to Sheldon.
390
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,557
He apologized about the tests
and asked me to be his best man.
391
00:17:31,559 --> 00:17:34,860
Uh, great. After all you've done
for him, he should've asked you.
392
00:17:34,862 --> 00:17:36,462
And Amy's your best friend.
393
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,531
I'm sure she'll come
to her senses and pick you.
394
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:40,299
Okay, she's not my best friend.
We're not 12.
395
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,168
If she wants Bernadette
to be her maid of honor,
396
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:43,202
I really don't care.
397
00:17:43,204 --> 00:17:44,737
Sounds like you care.
398
00:17:44,739 --> 00:17:46,238
No, I mean, it-it's
just annoying.
399
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,874
You know, we talk every day.
We see each other all the time.
400
00:17:48,876 --> 00:17:50,409
She's always there
for me, and basically--
401
00:17:50,411 --> 00:17:53,012
oh, my God, Amy's
my best friend.
402
00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:56,449
You okay?
403
00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,152
No, my best friend didn't ask
me to be her maid of honor.
404
00:18:00,154 --> 00:18:01,687
I'm pissed!
405
00:18:03,991 --> 00:18:08,394
So, bottom line, what you
did was wrong and cruel,
406
00:18:08,396 --> 00:18:13,265
which the mother of my children
finds oddly appealing.
407
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:15,901
So she still wants
to be my maid of honor?
408
00:18:15,903 --> 00:18:17,837
Maid of honor, hit woman,
whatever you need.
409
00:18:17,839 --> 00:18:20,106
Make the call.
410
00:18:20,108 --> 00:18:21,440
Look, I know this
is your wedding,
411
00:18:21,442 --> 00:18:22,942
and you can do
whatever you want,
412
00:18:22,944 --> 00:18:25,711
but if you think anyone but me
is gonna be your maid of honor,
413
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,981
then you're an idiot because
you are my best friend.
414
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,015
Too late. Bernade...
415
00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:31,350
Bestie!
416
00:18:38,412 --> 00:18:40,679
Stuart, I'm sorry
if it's weird
417
00:18:40,681 --> 00:18:42,881
Sheldon made me best man
instead of you.
418
00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:43,948
It's okay.
419
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:46,918
I was best man
for two whole days.
420
00:18:49,022 --> 00:18:51,089
No one can take that
away from me.
421
00:18:52,893 --> 00:18:55,060
Except for Sheldon,
when he did.
422
00:18:56,630 --> 00:18:58,296
Although, if you
want to be a part
423
00:18:58,298 --> 00:18:59,297
of the wedding party,
424
00:18:59,299 --> 00:19:02,500
I suppose you could be
the flower girl.
425
00:19:03,737 --> 00:19:05,337
Sold.
426
00:19:06,606 --> 00:19:09,507
Well, I thought Halley
was gonna be the flower girl.
427
00:19:09,509 --> 00:19:11,042
Oh, that's much better.
428
00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:12,844
Sorry, Stuart,
you're out.
429
00:19:14,781 --> 00:19:17,349
Hey, so is Bernadette okay
with me being maid of honor?
430
00:19:17,351 --> 00:19:20,819
Actually, I haven't
had the courage to tell her.
431
00:19:20,821 --> 00:19:22,921
I guess I should do that.
432
00:19:22,923 --> 00:19:25,690
Uh, yeah.
(clears throat)
433
00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:28,860
Although, as
maid of honor,
434
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,628
your job is to
make my life easier.
435
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:33,798
(groans)
Damn it.
436
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,835
Hey, Stuart, you still
want in on this wedding?
437
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:41,873
Not that much.
438
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:45,243
(sighs)
Fine, I'll do it.
439
00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:47,912
But do me a favor and unlock
the liquor cabinet first.
440
00:19:49,561 --> 00:19:56,461
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