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Why are they making
four more Avatar movies?
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It's not like the first one
is even that good.
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What are you talking about?
You love that movie.
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You even went as Avatar
for Halloween.
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I remember. That was
not a lot of clothes.
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I'm, uh, I'm running
a special today, uh,
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buy something, keep having
a comic book store to come to.
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This is awkward.
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I was actually gonna
return this.
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What's wrong with it?
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I-I finished it.
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Speaking of something
I find interesting,
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did anyone read that article
about Bitcoin I sent you?
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Yeah, I can't believe
a single Bitcoin
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is worth about $5,000 now.
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Wait, didn't we mine some
a few years ago?
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It was seven years ago.
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Oh, yeah, I remember that.
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Really? All I can remember
from seven years ago
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is I couldn't get Kesha's
"Tik Tok" out of my head.
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♪ Tik Tok, on the clock... ♪
Whoa, welcome home, Kesha.
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No, we-we definitely mined some.
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I-I remember sitting in your
bedroom and writing the program.
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I think we ended up
with a bunch of it.
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Wow, and at, like,
$5,000 apiece, that's...
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Sounds like a lot of money,
which we agreed to share
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'cause I-I was totally there.
I remember now.
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I can't believe
we forgot about it.
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It's not that surprising.
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They were basically worthless
when we got them.
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I wish I knew
how much we had.
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Sheldon,
you must remember.
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Of course I do.
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Oh, yeah, he and I
totally remember.
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You tell them, Sheldon.
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I can't believe you haven't
seen Avatar yet.
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What is wrong with you?
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Penny and I just started dating,
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and you know
I don't like big crowds.
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Because you're afraid Penny will
leave you for someone in them?
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Terrified.
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Yes, instead of going out,
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they just stay home
and have constant coitus.
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Well, I didn't want to say it,
but I-I do like to hear it.
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Yes, Ma, I'll be
home for dinner.
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No, I'm not ruining
my appetite with candy.
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Oh, we're having brisket?
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(spits)
Be home at 6:00.
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Maybe we should double date.
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I'll bring Penny
and you can bring your mom.
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Oh, make your jokes,
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but my date started
a savings account for me.
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Did yours?
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Hey, you guys.
OTHERS: Hey.
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Oh, Stuart, good.
I was wondering,
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will you be accepting Bitcoin?
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Well, I don't know what that is,
but it's got "coin" in it,
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and my cash register doesn't,
so... yeah.
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Wait, what's Bitcoin?
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It's a new online currency
that's been developed.
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Uh, it's just like
actual money,
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except you can't see it, hold
it, or spend it on anything.
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Sounds like the kind of money
I'm familiar with.
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If it's not tangible,
how do you know
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it's not just gonna
vanish tomorrow?
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Really? You're dating Penny, and
you're gonna poke at something
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that could vanish tomorrow?
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I'll buy some Bitcoin.
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I just came into
a little extra money
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when my dad raised my allowance.
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You don't have
to buy Bitcoin.
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You can mine it.
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Mine it?
Like, mining gold?
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Sort of.
There's a limited amount,
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and we find it,
not by tunneling into the earth,
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but by using a computer to solve
complex mathematical problems.
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So let me get this straight.
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We have to write
an elaborate program
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in order to find a fake coin
that we can't spend on anything?
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Yes.
That sounds fun.
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Yeah, I'm in.
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LEONARD:
Staying up late,
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writing code,
it sounds like a party.
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Hey, Stuart.
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You want to mine
some Bitcoin with us?
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We'll write the program,
you bring the snacks?
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Too rich for my blood.
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All right, so just
the four of us.
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Before we begin,
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this may have some
unprecedented tax implications.
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In fact, we should start
early 'cause we are gonna be
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on the phone with
the IRS for hours.
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(gasps) Did anybody else
just get goose bumps?
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Great, so just the three of us.
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Oh, yeah.
We did it without you.
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And do you remember
what happened next?
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Your mom called my mom
and said we were being mean?
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And after that?
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You said that someday
we'd regret this.
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And do you know
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what today is?
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The day we found out we're rich
and none of it is yours?
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(laughter, whooping)
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Yeah, that's right!
Up top!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x09 ♪
The Bitcoin Entanglement
Original Air Date on November 30, 2017
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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Okay, this is the laptop
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I was using in 2010.
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The Bitcoin
must be on here.
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So what are you gonna do
with your share of the money?
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Uh, well,
as a responsible adult,
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I'll put that money into a CD,
wait for that CD to mature,
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and then buy a tiger.
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How about you?
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Oh, that depends on
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whether I tell
Bernadette or not.
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BERNADETTE:
Howard, I can hear you.
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The baby monitor is on.
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I know. I was joking.
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I'm gonna put it
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in a college fund.
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All right, all booted up.
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Wow, I-I knew you
were single back then,
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but that is
a lot of porn...
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Science!
A lot of science.
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Wow, you were really
into Asian science.
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I don't see the Bitcoin on here.
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Hey, maybe it's in
that folder marked
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"Private and Confidential."
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BERNADETTE:
It's not!
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Okay, the program
is almost ready to run.
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Mining for coins
sounds so manly.
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Ooh, we should sing
a mining song.
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Do you know a mining song?
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I don't know.
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Does "Tik Tok"
by Kesha count?
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Because it has tunneled
its way into my heart.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, what's going on?!
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Are you boys roughhousing?!
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No, we're not roughhousing!
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We're scientists!
Scientists don't roughhouse!
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Excuse me, Mr. Grown-up.
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Aw, man,
what happened?
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It crashed.
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It's been doing that lately.
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I think it's got a virus
from all the...
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music I've been downloading.
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What kind of music?
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Mostly Asian.
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Some oldies.
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Well, we can
use my laptop.
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MRS. WOLOWITZ:
Howard, I made cookies
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for you and your little friends!
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They're not my little friends,
and we don't want cookies!
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Actually, a cookie sounds good.
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All right, we'll have cookies!
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Thank you very much!
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That's right.
It must be on my old laptop.
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Well, let's go.
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Hey, Bernie, you mind if
I run to Leonard's and...
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BERNADETTE:
Get a laptop full of money?
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Why are you still here?!
Go, go, go!
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So, how's the wedding
planning going?
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Great.
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Although, we're having trouble
agreeing on a location.
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I thought you were looking
at a cliff on the beach.
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We were, but Sheldon
didn't like any of them.
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Some were too beachy,
some were too cliffy.
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And all of them
were too outsidey.
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Well, weddings aren't
about the location.
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They're about standing up in
front of your family and friends
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and promising that Sheldon
will never move back in here.
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Hi.
PENNY: Hey.
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What are you guys doing?
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Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin
on an old laptop,
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and it could be worth,
like, a lot of money.
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What-- You're kidding.
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No. We-we could be
sitting on a fortune.
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Okay, let the record show,
I did not marry you for money,
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but you just got
way more attractive.
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Damn it,
it's not in here.
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If only you had someone around
with an eidetic memory.
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I bet they would know
what happened to it.
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If you know, just tell us.
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Excuse me, but if I recall
from seven years ago,
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you don't want me
to be a part of this.
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Sheldon,
you can't still be mad.
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Oh, please.
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I have grudges that
go back to preschool.
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Someday, I'm gonna find
a grown-up Elaine Dwyer
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and eat her favorite crayon
while she watches.
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Is that why there's an
Elaine Dwyer on our guest list?
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Yes.
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That night, I'm going to have
the first dance
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and the last laugh.
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Sheldon, please.
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Should I be the bigger man?
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I think you should.
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(snorts)
Oh, why'd I ask you?
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Hey there, pretty lady.
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I'm not waiting
on your table for you.
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Come on,
this one is so annoying.
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Excuse me, waitress.
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You guys ready
to order?
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Can you take
our picture, please?
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Oh, sure.
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Smile!
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Perfect.
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Thank you.
You may go now.
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It was nice to meet you,
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and I mean that politely,
not sincerely.
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What was that?
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I need to prove to my mother
that I'm on a date.
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If she thinks
I faked the picture,
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I might need you as a witness.
What's your name?
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Bernadette.
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PENNY:
Hey, sweetie.
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Hey.
Everybody good?
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- Yeah. - Fine.
- Sure.
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You don't have to whisper,
you can just nod your head.
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Or you could just speak.
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You having a good day?
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No, I missed an audition
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because my computer broke,
and I didn't get the e-mail.
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Would've been
a perfect part for me.
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Was it waitress
who ignores her customers?
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Because that's the role
you were born to play.
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Shut up and eat your burger.
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Actually, it's a turkey club.
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Didn't you order a burger?
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I did, and yet here we are.
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You know what,
if you need a computer,
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you can use my laptop.
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Oh, that's sweet, but I'm not
gonna take your computer.
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Oh, it's fine.
I-I'm getting a new one anyway.
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Are you sure?
SHELDON: Don't be silly.
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He's desperate
to hold on to you.
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You can get anything out of him.
249
00:10:21,035 --> 00:10:22,502
His car, his watch...
250
00:10:22,504 --> 00:10:24,637
Maybe a kidney.
You already have his testicles.
251
00:10:24,639 --> 00:10:26,706
You can start a collection.
252
00:10:28,276 --> 00:10:30,810
Oh, my God, that's right.
You gave me your laptop.
253
00:10:30,812 --> 00:10:32,044
That was so sweet.
254
00:10:32,046 --> 00:10:33,579
So you know where it is?
Of course.
255
00:10:33,581 --> 00:10:34,914
- All right! - Yes!
- Great!
256
00:10:34,916 --> 00:10:36,182
I gave it to
my ex-boyfriend Zack.
257
00:10:36,184 --> 00:10:38,417
- Come on! - Why?!
- No!
258
00:10:41,519 --> 00:10:43,085
PENNY: Okay, Zack,
thank you so much.
259
00:10:43,087 --> 00:10:44,119
We'll be right over.
260
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,754
He still has it.
261
00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:48,624
I can't believe you took
a gift from me
262
00:10:48,626 --> 00:10:50,159
and gave it to another man.
263
00:10:50,161 --> 00:10:51,694
SHELDON:
Really?
264
00:10:51,696 --> 00:10:53,762
Of all the things she's given
to other men,
265
00:10:53,764 --> 00:10:55,264
that's what you're
concerned about?
266
00:10:57,235 --> 00:10:59,668
Please don't make
a big deal about this.
267
00:10:59,670 --> 00:11:02,238
It was a long time ago,
we were broken up.
268
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:03,405
Which breakup was that?
269
00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:05,774
Was that the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre?
270
00:11:06,477 --> 00:11:07,843
No, no.
271
00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:10,312
This might've been during
the Comic-Con Dump-A-Thon.
272
00:11:11,215 --> 00:11:12,648
You have names for our breakups?
273
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:15,417
Well, they would really
blur together if we didn't.
274
00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:18,287
The Comic-Con breakup's
easy to remember
275
00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:21,957
because Leonard
was the saddest Pikachu.
276
00:11:21,959 --> 00:11:24,360
Right, and he wiped his nose
on your cape,
277
00:11:24,362 --> 00:11:26,762
and then you were
the saddest Darth Vader.
278
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:31,900
You know, Penny and I aren't
the only ones who've broken up.
279
00:11:31,902 --> 00:11:33,435
So did Howard and Bernadette.
280
00:11:33,437 --> 00:11:37,873
Uh, not to brag, but all
my breakups have lasted.
281
00:11:39,410 --> 00:11:41,744
I'm so sorry to hear
about you and Howard.
282
00:11:41,746 --> 00:11:43,979
Thanks. I just
didn't think he was
283
00:11:43,981 --> 00:11:46,649
the kind of guy who would be
doing weird stuff online.
284
00:11:46,651 --> 00:11:50,052
Really? Wow, I thought
it was so obvious, but okay.
285
00:11:51,289 --> 00:11:53,489
Look, I know it's hard,
but I think the best thing
286
00:11:53,491 --> 00:11:55,624
to do after a breakup
is to take some time
287
00:11:55,626 --> 00:11:56,659
and be by yourself.
288
00:11:56,661 --> 00:11:59,061
Yeah, that's healthy.
289
00:11:59,063 --> 00:12:00,229
Hey, babe,
ready to go?
290
00:12:00,231 --> 00:12:02,298
Do as I say, not as I do.
291
00:12:06,003 --> 00:12:08,671
I cannot believe you're mad.
292
00:12:08,673 --> 00:12:09,772
I'm not mad.
293
00:12:09,774 --> 00:12:12,074
Oh, really?
Tell that to your eyebrows.
294
00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:15,911
Bet I could place a
quarter between them,
295
00:12:15,913 --> 00:12:18,714
and it would
just stay there.
296
00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:20,883
Fine, I'm mad.
297
00:12:20,885 --> 00:12:23,485
I guess I was more upset
by our breakup than you.
298
00:12:23,487 --> 00:12:25,587
That is not true.
Of course I was upset.
299
00:12:25,589 --> 00:12:26,755
Didn't seem like it.
300
00:12:26,757 --> 00:12:28,157
You started dating the first
301
00:12:28,159 --> 00:12:30,359
tall, handsome hunk
you could find.
302
00:12:30,361 --> 00:12:31,660
I'm sorry,
303
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:36,665
are you mad that I dated Zack
or that you didn't?
304
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:43,372
- Hi. - Hi.
- Hey, Zack.
305
00:12:43,374 --> 00:12:45,741
So good to see you guys.
306
00:12:45,743 --> 00:12:48,644
Man, we should
do this more often.
307
00:12:48,646 --> 00:12:51,046
Come over to get laptops
back from you?
308
00:12:51,048 --> 00:12:52,414
Totally.
309
00:12:52,416 --> 00:12:55,084
So do you have it?
310
00:12:55,086 --> 00:12:57,186
Of course I do.
Penny gave it to me as a gift.
311
00:12:57,188 --> 00:12:59,021
You don't get rid
of something like that.
312
00:13:02,293 --> 00:13:04,626
Huh.
313
00:13:04,628 --> 00:13:06,862
All right, I'm sorry
I gave away your stupid laptop.
314
00:13:06,864 --> 00:13:09,732
You should be. We were broken
up for, like, five minutes.
315
00:13:09,734 --> 00:13:10,699
Are you guys fighting?
316
00:13:10,701 --> 00:13:11,867
Yeah.
No.
317
00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,035
Are you fighting about
318
00:13:13,037 --> 00:13:14,303
whether or not you're fighting?
319
00:13:14,305 --> 00:13:15,604
'Cause I've had
that fight before.
320
00:13:15,606 --> 00:13:18,240
Turns out we were,
and I lost.
321
00:13:18,242 --> 00:13:20,376
Leonard thinks when we broke up,
it didn't bother me.
322
00:13:20,378 --> 00:13:21,744
ZACK:
That's crazy.
323
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:24,380
When we were going out, she used
to talk about you all the time.
324
00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,215
In fact, I think
she only dated me
325
00:13:26,217 --> 00:13:29,485
because I reminded her of you.
326
00:13:32,256 --> 00:13:35,057
Sure.
327
00:13:35,059 --> 00:13:37,092
Because we're both...
328
00:13:37,094 --> 00:13:39,128
people?
329
00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:41,096
Damn right we are.
330
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:45,434
Oh, also, there was that video
about how much she missed you.
331
00:13:45,436 --> 00:13:48,103
What video?
The one on the laptop.
332
00:13:48,105 --> 00:13:52,174
I didn't mean to invade your
privacy, but I am a huge snoop.
333
00:13:52,176 --> 00:13:54,109
Ask my neighbor.
She'll tell you.
334
00:13:54,111 --> 00:13:56,345
But not right now;
she's in the shower.
335
00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:02,751
(clears throat)
336
00:14:04,855 --> 00:14:06,989
(slurring):
Hello, Leonard.
337
00:14:06,991 --> 00:14:10,492
I was gonna write you an e-mail,
but I'm a little drunk,
338
00:14:10,494 --> 00:14:14,763
and spelling is
a sober person's game, so...
339
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:20,102
I feel I owe you a 'splanation.
340
00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:22,771
I-- I'm sorry.
341
00:14:22,773 --> 00:14:24,873
A 'splanation.
342
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:26,175
(knock on door)
343
00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:28,210
SHELDON:
Penny. (knocking) Penny.
344
00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,344
(knocking) Penny.
345
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,413
Sheldon, go away.
I'm making a video.
346
00:14:31,415 --> 00:14:32,581
Oh, I'm sorry.
347
00:14:32,583 --> 00:14:34,583
I'll come back
when you're alone.
348
00:14:34,585 --> 00:14:37,286
No, no, no.
I am alone.
349
00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:39,788
I'm just telling Leonard
why I broke up with him.
350
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,356
Oh, he knows.
351
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:42,791
The video I want to see
352
00:14:42,793 --> 00:14:45,260
is why you went out with him
in the first place.
353
00:14:45,262 --> 00:14:48,330
I went out with him
because he's great.
354
00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:50,399
And if I kept
going out with him,
355
00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:51,867
I probably would've married him,
356
00:14:51,869 --> 00:14:53,569
and that's
a little scary
357
00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,604
because I just don't think
I'm ready for that.
358
00:14:55,606 --> 00:15:00,609
You know, plus I have got to
learn how to spell Hofstadter.
359
00:15:00,611 --> 00:15:02,077
I-I know there's
a "D" in there,
360
00:15:02,079 --> 00:15:06,515
but it keeps moving
every time I try and write it.
361
00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,884
Sheldon, what do I do?
362
00:15:08,886 --> 00:15:12,654
Try to pass out facedown, so you
don't choke on your vomit.
363
00:15:13,557 --> 00:15:16,925
I am not
gonna pass out.
364
00:15:16,927 --> 00:15:20,062
But thank you anyway.
365
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:26,902
Wow.
I know.
366
00:15:26,904 --> 00:15:29,905
There's, like, two more hours
of her just lying there.
367
00:15:32,476 --> 00:15:35,777
Aw, you love me
so much.
368
00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:38,046
I married you,
jackass.
369
00:15:38,048 --> 00:15:40,315
I... I know, and not
just out of pity
370
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:43,519
like everyone said
in their wedding toast.
371
00:15:43,521 --> 00:15:45,454
You want to see the part
where she falls off the chair?
372
00:15:45,456 --> 00:15:47,155
No.
Totally.
373
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:55,531
(thud)
374
00:15:58,736 --> 00:16:01,803
That's my wife.
375
00:16:01,805 --> 00:16:04,406
I got to see that again.
376
00:16:05,543 --> 00:16:09,044
Got the laptop.
Hand it here.
377
00:16:09,046 --> 00:16:10,946
Oh, this is
so exciting!
378
00:16:10,948 --> 00:16:13,482
Hey, when we sell the Bitcoin,
are you gonna pay your dad back
379
00:16:13,484 --> 00:16:15,284
all the money you took from him
over the years?
380
00:16:15,286 --> 00:16:18,620
Never even
crossed my mind.
381
00:16:18,622 --> 00:16:21,023
Okay, here's
the Bitcoin folder.
382
00:16:21,025 --> 00:16:22,724
Yeah, how much
is in there?
383
00:16:24,028 --> 00:16:25,994
It's empty.
384
00:16:25,996 --> 00:16:27,496
What?
Th-That's impossible.
385
00:16:27,498 --> 00:16:30,365
(stammers)
Do you think Zack stole it?
386
00:16:30,367 --> 00:16:32,634
No, he doesn't know
how to steal Bitcoin.
387
00:16:32,636 --> 00:16:34,836
I mean, he waves at trucks.
388
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:40,609
Hmm...
who could it have been?
389
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:44,680
Sheldon,
what did you do?
390
00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:46,248
I plotted my revenge.
391
00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:50,218
If you get a dish,
I'll serve you some cold.
392
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:53,021
What, y-you stole
our Bitcoin?
393
00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:54,056
Oh, calm down.
394
00:16:54,058 --> 00:16:56,024
All I did was sneak
onto your computer
395
00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:58,794
and download your Bitcoin
onto a flash drive.
396
00:16:58,796 --> 00:17:00,228
What?
397
00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:01,196
I'm not keeping it.
398
00:17:01,198 --> 00:17:03,265
I just wanted
to watch you sweat.
399
00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:04,800
If you want to watch
him sweat,
400
00:17:04,802 --> 00:17:07,336
walk up a flight
of stairs with him.
401
00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:13,342
I've waited seven long years,
but it finally happened.
402
00:17:13,344 --> 00:17:14,710
Where's our money?
403
00:17:14,712 --> 00:17:16,144
That's the best part.
404
00:17:16,146 --> 00:17:19,915
It's on the Batman flash drive
on your key chain.
405
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:22,117
You've had it
in your pocket all along.
406
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,756
Sheldon...
407
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:30,659
I lost that key chain years ago.
408
00:17:34,231 --> 00:17:37,099
Really?
409
00:17:37,101 --> 00:17:40,669
D-D-Did you look under things?
410
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:46,174
Well, that is unfortunate.
411
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:48,810
I guess we've all learned
a lesson today.
412
00:17:50,714 --> 00:17:52,180
What was the lesson?
413
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,515
I don't know.
414
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:04,851
STUART:
Huh. What's that?
415
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:09,913
Ooh, Batman flash drive.
416
00:18:09,915 --> 00:18:12,715
Pretty cool.
417
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,617
Huh, if I erase this,
418
00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:18,688
I could probably resell itfor, like, ten bucks.
419
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,723
Things are finallygoing my way.
420
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:27,625
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