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Thanks for letting me
put Halley in your room.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Oh, and, Penny, she kinda
threw up on your stuffed bear.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Hey. Tha-That's an
Ewok and it's mine.
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Yeah, which is why
it's okay.
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See, he gets Ewoks
in his bed.
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You've got Chewbacca;
that's enough.
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KOOTHRAPPALI:
I used to have
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the stuffed raccoon
from Guardians of the Galaxy,
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but Cinnamon licked it raw.
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There's a time and place
for your randy dog stories,
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and... it's never and nowhere.
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Yeah, no more stories about sex,
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so, Amy, that brings us to you.
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Well, at work
we've been doing
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some interesting research
with neuroprosthetics.
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PENNY:
Neat.
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I've been rewatching The O.C.,
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so we're all leading
productive lives.
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We've been working
on a computer interface
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that can use brain wave patterns
to control robotic limbs,
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but we're having a little
trouble localizing
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the signal from the EEG cap.
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Oh, well, have you thought about
adding a phased array of sensors
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for better localization?
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Actually, that never
occurred to me.
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It never occurred to me
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I would miss
the Ewok conversation.
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Good, 'cause I just bought
another one on Amazon.
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You know, I could use
an engineer on this project.
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Well, now, this
works out great.
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Howard's an engineer.
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I'm sure he knows
someone qualified.
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She was talking about me,
Sheldon.
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I'm perfectly qualified.
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Yeah, Howie's the world's
best engineer.
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It says so right
on his coffee mug.
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Aw, you got him a mug?
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I did.
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But it's not a competition.
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Yeah, I lost that
battle years ago.
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So, Howard, are you interested?
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Are you kidding?
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If I could control robot arms
with my brain,
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I'd be able to do
so many things.
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Really? Because you've been
controlling human arms
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with your brain for years
and not much has come of it.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x05 ♪
The Collaboration Contamination
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Hey, what you reading?
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A parenting book.
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Oh, my God.
Are-are we...?
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Wha... No!
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You think this is how
I would tell you?
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Well... (stammers)
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You're sitting there
with a book.
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It felt like
anything was possible.
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Bernadette left it here.
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Yeah?
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Anything interesting?
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Well, I just saw a picture
of a baby's head crowning,
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so I hope you enjoyed sex,
because we're done with that.
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Hello.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
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Well, remember
how disappointed you were
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when Amy started
driving me to work?
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Sure, uh...
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Sometimes people smile
a big smile of disappointment.
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Yeah, well, good news,
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Amy had to go in early
to show Howard around her lab,
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so you get to drive me.
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Aw, his smile of disappointment
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has turned into a frown of joy.
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It's fine,
I've been driving him for years.
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What's one more day?
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Oh, and I've got a new car game
we can play.
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It's called “what siren am I?”
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Kill me.
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Amy, your lab is amazing.
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A C-arm fluoroscope,
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a cranial ultrasound...
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(gasps)
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And look at that
coffee maker.
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I know.
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On our expense report,
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I listed it as “Eduardo,”
my Colombian lab assistant.
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So this is it?
Yes.
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We are using it to map
brain wave patterns
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and then converting them
into electrical impulses
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that can be used
to control anything
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from wheelchairs to robots.
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Based on that ring
on your finger,
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I'd say you're pretty
good at controlling robots.
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Careful, that's my fiancé
you're talking about,
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and I can program
him to hurt you.
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(imitates melodic siren wailing)
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I don't know.
Uh... French police?
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Oh. So close.
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Belgian ambulance.
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All right,
you ready for your next one?
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Just a warning,
this one's a little annoying.
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(imitates high-pitched siren)
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Let's take a little...
little break,
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I'm getting a headache.
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Aw, right in the middle
of our fun game.
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Yeah, weird.
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So...
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Howard and Amy
working together--
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that's interesting, huh?
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Eh. It's all right,
I suppose.
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Uh, when-- usually when Amy
complains about her coworkers,
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I just tune her out,
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but now I'll be able
to join in and pound away.
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You're not jealous
of Howard, are you?
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Of course not.
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The only engineer
I'm jealous of
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is the one who blows
the train whistle.
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Ooh, that just gave me
an idea for a new game,
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“what whistle am I?”
Train.
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For your information,
it was going to be tea kettle,
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but the tea kettle
was on a train,
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so I'll give it to you.
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If we add phase detection
to your EEG sensors,
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I'll have to rewrite
most of the code.
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Can you do that?
Well, these hands
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were made to do three things:
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close-up magic, writing code,
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and the dirty shadow puppet show
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that got me kicked
out of Hebrew school.
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Hello.
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Hi. What a nice surprise.
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Well, I just came by to see how
you two were getting along.
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(laughs) Well, everything's
going really great.
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Oh, that's nice to hear.
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I was hoping you two
would enjoy working together.
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What's with the blinking?
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(quietly):
It's Morse code.
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So we can talk about...
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...without hurting...
's feelings.
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Sheldon, I don't know
Morse code.
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I do. And if you have
something to say,
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you can say it to my face.
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Oh. All right.
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I'm a little rusty.
Could you say that again?
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She's going to be home at
“eight-ish.” Like, when is that?
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8:01? 8:02?
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And what kind of scientist
uses “-ish”?
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I'll give it a go.
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My ride home with you
was hellish.
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Sheldon, honey, if you want
to join us for dinner,
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you're more than welcome.
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No, thank you.
I don't think
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I'd be very good company
tonight.
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Well, then out you go.
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Okay, what is going on?
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Well, ever since Amy started
working with Howard,
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she hasn't been home.
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Didn't that
just start this morning?
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And has she been home?
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You know,
that would frustrate me.
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Does it frustrate you?
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I-It does.
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I get that.
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You know, it's okay
to feel frustrated
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when things aren't
going your way.
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I suppose.
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Ah, maybe it's not
that big a deal.
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PENNY: No, no, no,
your feelings
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are valid.
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Now, why don't
you go wash up,
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and we'll call you
when dinner's ready.
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Okay.
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(door closes)
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What did you do--
Are you a witch?
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No, I've been reading
Bernadette's parenting book.
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It's like the answer key
to the Sheldon test.
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That's amazing.
I know.
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But, you know,
it's only birth to five.
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What do we do when he turns six?
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Take him to the zoo
and leave him there.
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Hey, Bernadette.
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Oh, hey, Raj.
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Howard's not here.
Oh, I know,
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he's been in the lab every night
this week with his work wife.
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That's weird,
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I thought his work wife
was standing in my kitchen.
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Don't be snippy.
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I came to see
how you were doing.
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Like, uh, do you need help
with anything?
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Oh, thank you.
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There are a few things
around the house
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that I've been waiting
for Howard to get to.
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The smoke alarms...
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No, I meant emotionally.
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How are you feeling?
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Like you're not really here
to help me.
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Well, still snippy.
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Everything's fine.
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Howard's really excited
about his work,
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he's been in a great mood...
I'm really proud of him.
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And I can fit into the pants
I wore in high school.
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Come on, we don't need
to lie to each other.
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You're right.
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I have a teething baby,
I'm pregnant,
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I have a proposal due tomorrow.
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I don't have time to hear about
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how much you're missing
my husband.
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Well, I think I know why
he's been working so late.
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Hi.
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Welcome home.
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How was work?
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Great.
Howard had an idea for...
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That's enough about work.
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Aw, you just got here.
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You need to sit down
and let me pamper you.
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(laughs): Oh.
Well, that sounds nice.
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I got you a little something
to help you relax.
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Sheldon, that is the sweetest,
most...
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What... what is this?
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The notes from our
quantum cognition project.
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I thought we could
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spend the evening
grinding away on it.
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(sighs) I just got
home, I'm tired.
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Of Howard, I know.
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So how about you and me
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make some beautiful
science together?
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Sheldon, I want to work on this
with you, just not tonight.
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What if we get up early and do
it in the morning? I promise,
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I'll be way more into it.
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You know what?
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There was a time that
you would've been happy
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to stay up and collaborate
all night with me.
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And then wake up in the morning
and do it some more.
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(sighs) Fine, but can
we make it quick?
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No.
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If you're just gonna make me
do all the work, then go to bed.
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But don't be surprised
if you walk out here
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and catch me doing it myself.
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Ahh, Sheldon's texting me
to drive him to Bernadette's.
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Well, what are you gonna say?
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Well, they did just introduce
the middle finger emoji.
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If it's not for this,
I don't know what it's for.
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No, no, no.
He'll just think that means
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“Be there in a minute.”
254
00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:41,660
Uh...
255
00:10:41,662 --> 00:10:44,029
Maybe there's something
in the book that will help.
256
00:10:44,031 --> 00:10:45,430
Worth a shot.
257
00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:47,766
Okay. Let's see, let's see.
258
00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:50,068
“Biting other children”?
259
00:10:50,070 --> 00:10:53,472
Well, sometimes, but...
problem for another day.
260
00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:55,335
Okay, wait, wait.
Here we go.
261
00:10:55,337 --> 00:10:57,070
“Let him have ownership
of his choices.
262
00:10:57,072 --> 00:11:00,340
Allow him to choose from options
that are acceptable to you.”
263
00:11:00,342 --> 00:11:02,543
All right, I'll give it a try.
264
00:11:02,545 --> 00:11:07,147
“I can drive you in two hours
or you can take an Uber”"
265
00:11:07,149 --> 00:11:09,516
Good. See, now he feels
like he has a choice.
266
00:11:09,518 --> 00:11:11,285
Huh.
(phone chimes)
267
00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:14,388
He's gonna take an Uber.
268
00:11:14,390 --> 00:11:17,658
Wow, it worked.
269
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,562
Unless he bites
the driver, yeah.
270
00:11:22,731 --> 00:11:25,098
And now they're working
on a Saturday?
271
00:11:25,100 --> 00:11:26,400
Can you believe them?
272
00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:28,402
Like, is this how you
envisioned your weekend?
273
00:11:28,404 --> 00:11:31,505
No, it is not.
274
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,574
This whole thing is maddening.
275
00:11:33,576 --> 00:11:35,242
I'm really busy.
276
00:11:35,244 --> 00:11:37,578
I don't have time to
listen to you complain.
277
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,847
Hey. You're complaining, too.
278
00:11:39,849 --> 00:11:41,315
“Sheldon, why are you here?”
279
00:11:41,317 --> 00:11:45,552
“Sheldon, the applesauce
is for the baby.”
280
00:11:45,554 --> 00:11:46,954
What do you want?
281
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,624
I just wish I could make Howard
feel as angry as I'm feeling.
282
00:11:52,027 --> 00:11:54,962
Well, maybe you could do
something he likes
283
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,496
and make him jealous.
284
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,131
Like what?
285
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,933
Have you ever read Tom Sawyer?
286
00:11:59,935 --> 00:12:01,034
No.
287
00:12:01,036 --> 00:12:03,337
Chores. He likes chores.
288
00:12:04,707 --> 00:12:07,007
Ooh. What kind of chores?
289
00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:08,275
Well,
290
00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:11,311
you could change the batteries
in the smoke detectors.
291
00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,014
That would drive him crazy.
292
00:12:14,016 --> 00:12:15,849
That's great.
293
00:12:15,851 --> 00:12:18,652
Oh, he'll be so mad smoke
will be coming out of his ears.
294
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,922
And then the smoke detectors
will detect it.
295
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:23,757
Wait, wait, now, hold on.
296
00:12:23,759 --> 00:12:25,692
Why'd you ask me
about Tom Sawyer?
297
00:12:25,694 --> 00:12:28,195
I'm just interested in you.
298
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:32,432
Well, you are sweeter
than your applesauce.
299
00:12:35,204 --> 00:12:36,937
Okay, I'm gonna extend
the wait time and have it poll
300
00:12:36,939 --> 00:12:38,605
the A-to-D converter
at the top of the loop
301
00:12:38,607 --> 00:12:39,706
instead of the bottom.
302
00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:41,074
Oh. That's impressive.
303
00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,177
You think that's impressive,
take apart that brain model.
304
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:47,648
(gasps)
305
00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:48,949
Oh my God-- three of clubs.
306
00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,550
That was my card!
307
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,119
How did you...?
308
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:54,922
I used to make it
appear in my pants,
309
00:12:54,924 --> 00:12:57,824
but HR said I had
to stop doing that.
310
00:12:59,828 --> 00:13:01,995
So, how much longer
till we can test it?
311
00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:05,132
Well, it needs to compile,
so it's gonna be a few minutes.
312
00:13:05,134 --> 00:13:08,035
Sounds like we've earned
ourselves a break.
313
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,237
You want to hear
some Neil Sedaka?
314
00:13:10,239 --> 00:13:12,973
You know, that's your
greatest magic trick,
315
00:13:12,975 --> 00:13:15,208
'cause you just read my mind.
316
00:13:16,645 --> 00:13:20,614
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
317
00:13:20,616 --> 00:13:24,584
♪ Yeah, sweet calendar girl ♪
318
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:28,422
♪ I love, I love,
I love my calendar girl ♪
319
00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:30,757
♪ Each and every day
of the year ♪
320
00:13:30,759 --> 00:13:33,260
♪ January ♪
321
00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:36,930
♪ You start the year all fine... ♪
Well, well, well.
322
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,399
- Hi.
- Hey.
323
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:42,769
You say you're busy as bees,
yet here you are, dancing.
324
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:45,072
Although I suppose
bees do dance,
325
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,507
but their dance lets other bees
know where the pollen is,
326
00:13:47,509 --> 00:13:48,809
and yours does not.
327
00:13:48,811 --> 00:13:53,280
So my logic, despite
that slight detour, does track.
328
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,717
We're just waiting
for my code to compile.
329
00:13:56,719 --> 00:13:58,285
What are you doing here?
I stopped by
330
00:13:58,287 --> 00:14:00,520
to see if you wanted
to go to the movies with me.
331
00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:02,122
Well, I-I'd love to,
332
00:14:02,124 --> 00:14:04,658
but we're just about
to test the interface.
333
00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,726
It could take a while.
334
00:14:05,728 --> 00:14:07,995
Okay, buddy, it--
it's not my place,
335
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:11,198
but Bernadette's been
feeling a little abandoned
336
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,166
with all the hours that
you've been putting in.
337
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,469
You just asked him
to go to the movies.
338
00:14:15,471 --> 00:14:17,070
Yeah, but our weird
relationship was grandfathered
339
00:14:17,072 --> 00:14:20,407
into their marriage,
and yours was not.
340
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:26,279
Okay, I put new batteries
in the smoke detectors.
341
00:14:26,281 --> 00:14:27,814
Did you do the laundry?
342
00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:29,282
I sure did. Ooh.
343
00:14:29,284 --> 00:14:31,785
He's gonna be steamed.
344
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,054
Just like his dress shirts.
345
00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:36,890
At least he can still
clean the oven,
346
00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:38,125
so that's something.
347
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:39,926
Oh, that's what he thinks.
Where's your steel wool?
348
00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:42,029
Right here.
349
00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:44,331
We make quite the team.
350
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:46,500
Sure do.
351
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,269
Guys, you won't believe this.
352
00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:52,239
I stopped by the university
to check in on Howard and Amy,
353
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:53,673
and they were having fun.
354
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,442
Well, don't worry.
He won't be having any fun
355
00:14:55,444 --> 00:14:56,610
when he gets home.
356
00:14:56,612 --> 00:14:58,412
I did all his favorite chores.
357
00:14:59,481 --> 00:15:00,814
What are you talking about?
358
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,783
Howard hates doing chores.
359
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:04,951
Wait, then why would Bernadette
tell me that... (gasps)
360
00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:07,154
Bernadette.
361
00:15:09,058 --> 00:15:11,091
Did you play on my well
established gullibility
362
00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,526
to clean your house?
363
00:15:12,528 --> 00:15:15,162
Sure did.
364
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:17,864
Well, I would storm out of here,
365
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:20,033
but I already have
the gloves and the steel wool,
366
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:23,370
and I really do love
cleaning an oven. Move.
367
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,440
She made me do all her chores,
368
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,308
and it wasn't even her
idea-- she stole it
369
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,877
from Tom Sawyer.
370
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:32,512
You know what? This is crazy.
371
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:35,182
Howard and Amy are working
together-- get over it.
372
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,216
Leonard, what are you doing?
373
00:15:36,218 --> 00:15:37,384
“Knowing when to say when.”
374
00:15:37,386 --> 00:15:38,718
This is not a big deal.
375
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,153
It is a big deal.
376
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:43,123
Howard's getting Amy used to
laughing and listening to music.
377
00:15:43,125 --> 00:15:45,892
What if she expects
that madness at home?
378
00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,227
Yeah, that is a good point.
I'm really proud of the way
379
00:15:48,229 --> 00:15:50,096
you're able to express
your feelings.
380
00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:50,430
SHELDON:
Thank you.
381
00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:51,431
I'm just so angry.
382
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,499
You know,
383
00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:53,834
everyone gets angry.
384
00:15:53,836 --> 00:15:57,537
Even mommies and daddies.
385
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:00,474
You can't think
this is the right time
386
00:16:00,476 --> 00:16:02,175
to “validate his behavior.”
387
00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:04,578
Okay, what about
“presenting a united front”?
388
00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:06,546
What about you coddling him
and he's never gonna learn?
389
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,848
Look.
390
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:11,451
You sound frustrated,
and I'm really proud of the way
391
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:14,521
you're able to state
your opinion.
392
00:16:14,523 --> 00:16:16,256
Thank you.
393
00:16:16,258 --> 00:16:17,924
Wait, no, no.
394
00:16:18,927 --> 00:16:20,694
Don't use that book on me.
395
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:21,795
SHELDON:
W-Wait,
396
00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:22,796
what book?
397
00:16:22,798 --> 00:16:23,964
(groans) Penny's been using
398
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:25,966
one of Bernadette's
parenting books on you.
399
00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,667
What? So has he.
400
00:16:27,669 --> 00:16:30,837
Wh-What makes you think
you can treat me like a child?
401
00:16:33,876 --> 00:16:37,911
Your shampoo comes
in a Big Bird bottle.
402
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,447
That's because the adult shampoo
burns my man eyes.
403
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,620
Hey, what are you working on?
404
00:16:46,622 --> 00:16:48,955
Oh, my God, you're still here?
405
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,225
Well, of course I'm here.
406
00:16:52,227 --> 00:16:54,427
I know what
you're going through.
407
00:16:54,429 --> 00:16:58,265
Really? You have a needy
Indian man in your house?
408
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,535
I did,
but then he came over here.
409
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,438
So is this how it's gonna be
if we have kids?
410
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,073
You're just gonna
throw me under the bus?
411
00:17:07,075 --> 00:17:09,342
If you spoil them the way you do
Sheldon, then, yeah.
412
00:17:09,344 --> 00:17:10,644
Uh, my way was working.
413
00:17:10,646 --> 00:17:11,878
Okay? I think you're just upset
414
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,214
because there are some things
I am better than you at.
415
00:17:14,216 --> 00:17:15,916
Well, you can't end a sentence
with a preposition,
416
00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:17,384
so clearly, not grammar.
417
00:17:18,654 --> 00:17:20,921
If you're so smart,
was that a smart thing to say?
418
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,055
That depends. Before I said it,
419
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,523
was sex tonight
still on the table?
420
00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:25,225
No.
Then it's fine.
421
00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:29,863
You know, once we get this
operational,
422
00:17:29,865 --> 00:17:32,465
we could probably figure out
how to make it wireless.
423
00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,467
That'd be amazing.
424
00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:35,669
(phone chimes)
425
00:17:35,671 --> 00:17:37,971
Oh, that's Sheldon.
426
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,073
Oh, he's upset with
Leonard and Penny.
427
00:17:40,075 --> 00:17:41,608
(phone whooshes)
428
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,976
And Bernadette.
429
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,444
(phone whooshes)
430
00:17:44,446 --> 00:17:45,812
And Mark Twain.
431
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:50,817
Yeah, Bernadette
texted earlier.
432
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:53,119
Raj is really getting
on her nerves.
433
00:17:53,121 --> 00:17:55,155
Well, I guess we have
been working late a lot.
434
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,256
(sighs)
435
00:17:56,258 --> 00:17:58,091
Should we call it a
night and go home?
436
00:17:58,093 --> 00:18:01,194
Or we could brew a pot
of coffee and power through.
437
00:18:01,196 --> 00:18:03,863
I don't know,
it's getting kind of late.
438
00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,032
Hey, where's my watch?
439
00:18:06,034 --> 00:18:07,167
Why don't you ask
440
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,802
your skeleton?
441
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,139
(Amy gasps)
442
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:14,975
Oh, my God.
443
00:18:14,977 --> 00:18:17,344
How is that even possible?!
444
00:18:26,783 --> 00:18:28,992
This is great,
the two of us hanging out.
445
00:18:28,998 --> 00:18:29,927
Why didn't we think
of this earlier?
446
00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:31,228
Agreed.
447
00:18:31,230 --> 00:18:32,830
I don't need Amy
to watch a movie.
448
00:18:32,832 --> 00:18:35,332
I can not hold your
hand just as easily.
449
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:37,535
(music begins playing over TV)
450
00:18:40,072 --> 00:18:44,775
In the book this is based
on, that man's the killer.
451
00:18:48,488 --> 00:18:55,388
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