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Hmm. Some news
of our wedding.
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I have sent you all
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a "save the date" e-mail.
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Oh, exciting.
You guys picked a date?
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Better.
I picked 80 dates.
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And I need you
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to save them all until
we narrow it down.
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I thought we agreed
on June 15.
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That's the day after Flag Day.
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Everyone'll be partied out.
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It's a date-- just pick one.
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It's not just a date-- it's a
textbook optimization problem.
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There is a perfect date--
just like there's
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a perfect room temperature
and a perfect dessert.
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Mm. There's no perfect dessert.
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Yellow cake
in the shape of a dinosaur
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with chocolate frosting,
a scoop of vanilla ice cream
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on the side, not touching.
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You'll see.
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You'll have it at our wedding.
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You wanna bet?
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SHELDON:
You give me
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enough time,
I can do the same thing
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with a wedding date--
it needs to be on the weekend,
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uh, not near
any of your birthdays,
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or the weekend of Comic Con.
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Ooh, you could get
married at Comic Con.
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AMY and PENNY and BERNADETTE:
No!
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We just need
a weekend date
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that's completely
boring and uneventful.
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Too bad you didn't get
your ducks in a row,
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'cause tonight
would have been perfect.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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(low whooshing)
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I know today is Apple Jacks day,
but... we're all out.
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That's fine.
I'll have anything.
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Really?
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Yeah. You know...
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whatev.
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"Whatev"?
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I like this side of you.
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You know what I like?
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Smooth jazz.
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(playing Chuck Mangione's
"Feels So Good")
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♪ ♪
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(singing melody
to "Feels So Good")
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(getting quieter):
♪ Da, da, da-da... ♪
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(loudly):
♪ Da, da-da-da ♪
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♪ Da, da, da... ♪
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Hey, just a reminder--
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I'm going out for
drinks after work.
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Oh. Great.
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Just a reminder--
you're pregnant.
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I'm not drinking,
just taking a new coworker out.
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Oh. Just a reminder--
you're married.
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Female coworker.
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She's new in town, and I want
to make her feel welcome.
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And let her know
the office is full of liars
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before everyone
tells her I'm mean.
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Is she single?
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I'm not setting her up with Raj.
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What about Stuart?
Are you listening?
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I want her to think
I'm not mean.
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Okay. Well,
it's just...
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we have two single friends.
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Howie, I just met this woman.
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Why don't I wait a little
and get to know her?
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Maybe I won't like her,
and then I'd be happy
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to ruin her life
with Stuart or Raj.
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(whispers):
That's all I ask.
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So, you guys lived
with Sheldon for a long time...
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Long time.
So very long.
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By the way, congratulations
again on your engagement.
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Yeah. You got a good one.
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Thanks. So, it's strange,
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Sheldon was talking
in his sleep last night,
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and he seemed like
a totally different person.
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He was relaxed and...
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loose and calm.
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Well, Sheldon's
a complicated man.
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He said "whatev."
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Give him a brain scan--
that might be a tumor.
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Well, I think
the wedding planning
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is really stressful for him, and
that can trigger sleep talking.
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Well, maybe this is a part
of Sheldon's personality
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he's been repressing.
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I mean, I think we
dream about things
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we wish we could
be in real life.
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Really? What do you dream about?
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Oh. Uh... being the
wife of Leonard.
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Mostly that.
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I choose to believe you.
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Well, as much as we've studied
the brain, there's still a lot
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we don't know about dreams
and their function.
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You know, even psychologists
are divided on it.
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Mm, it's true-- Freud
thought dreams were about sex,
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Adler thought they
were about dominance...
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Then again,
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mine are just about being
married to this little guy.
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Well, now it's
just edging into mockery.
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Well, moving to a new city
was a little scary,
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but the job seems great.
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Everyone's really nice.
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Oh, they are.
Super nice.
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I mean, only one them
took you out tonight--
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but it's not a competition.
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Thanks again.
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You know,
we could have gone somewhere
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more pregnancy-friendly.
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Oh, it's okay.
One of the great things
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about being pregnant
is drinking cranberry juice
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out of a wineglass
and watching people freak out.
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Bernie!
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Oh, damn.
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Hey! What are the odds?
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Yeah, seren-frickin'-dipity.
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Hello.
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- Rajesh.
- Stuart.
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Hi. Ruchi.
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Ruchi is
my coworker.
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But that was probably
in your briefing packet.
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(door opens)
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Hi.
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Hello.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I found the
perfect wedding date.
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- That's terrific!
- No, it's not.
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It was May 19, 1996.
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We would have had
a lovely wedding.
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And our honeymoon
would have coincided
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with the first appearance
of the Hale-Bopp comet.
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Sheldon, you were 16.
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And in Texas-- no one
would have batted an eye.
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Oh, wait, it's no good.
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That's the day that Jon Pertwee,
the third Doctor Who, died.
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And it's in the past.
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Hey-hey, I said it's no
good-- just let it go.
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Sheldon...
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I appreciate you trying
to make this wedding perfect,
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but it's making
you miserable.
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No, the wedding isn't
making me miserable,
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the calendar is.
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Why can't there just be
one week each month
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for famous people to die?
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Well, they've already
arranged to die in threes--
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what more do you
want from them?
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This is so frustrating.
Why can't I find a perfect date?
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I found the perfect way to say
hi to cowboys. (clicks tongue)
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I'm just saying maybe there's
a part of you deep down that...
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just wants to relax
a little, you know?
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Kick back.
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Say, "Whatev."
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Whatev?
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I'm sorry, you're really not
gonna finish that word?
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I-I'm just trying
to make a point...
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Finish the word, Amy.
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Fine. Er.
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Er, er, er.
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Thank you.
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Only now you owe me
three more whatevs.
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Oh, you were born
in Trivandrum.
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Have you ever been
to the Kuthira Malika Palace?
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No, I haven't.
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Me, either.
What a small world.
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I've also never
been there.
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I've never been
lots of places.
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Go on, quiz me.
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I'm sorry, we're being rude
talking about India.
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Oh, yeah, you know,
if you and Bernadette
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want to talk about America,
that's cool with us.
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Here, let me get you started.
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(American accent):
Hamburgers. Am I right?
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So, what do you guys do?
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Well, I am an astrophysicist,
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so if you ever go out at night
and look up at the stars,
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that's kind of my office.
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He sells comic books
to children.
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STUART:
Actually,
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I own my own store.
Uh, i-if you'd like
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to check it out sometime,
I'm running a new promotion--
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buy anything, get taken out
for a reasonably priced dinner.
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Yeah, yeah, Stuart's
struggling financially.
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But he doesn't let that
get him down.
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He believes in himself.
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Even though the whole world
has made it clear
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he should not.
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Thank you.
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A-And, you know, Raj,
I think it's great
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that you no longer live off your
parents like a spoiled child.
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You live over someone's
garage like a...
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failed adult.
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Yeah, well,
you live with her.
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Oh, it's not like that.
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He rents a room
from me and my husband.
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Who, by the way,
is no prize, either.
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Oh, I don't care.
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You know me--
I just go with the flow.
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Beach, public pool...
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They both sound awesome.
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SHELDON (recorded):
On second thought, beach.
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I'd like to befriend a seagull.
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That is crazy.
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Yeah. Will you
e-mail that to me?
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Have you played
this for him?
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No. I'm worried he'll say
I violated his privacy.
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Listen how happy he sounds.
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I'm up for anything,
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as long as I'm with you.
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- What are you listening to?
- Nothing.
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Oh, come on,
I want to hear.
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We don't need GPS.
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Let's just see
where the road takes us.
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I see why you turned it off.
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That guy sounds like an idiot.
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Honey, that's you.
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Don't be silly.
My voice is deep and sonorous.
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Like a Caucasian
James Earl Jones.
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"Luke, I am your father." See?
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It is you.
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I recorded you
in your sleep.
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Oh, look-- a hitchhiker.
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I bet he has
some interesting stories.
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That's me?
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It's you.
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So you spied on me in my sleep?
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Sheldon, I'm sorry.
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You've been doing
this every night.
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I couldn't help but wonder
if it meant something.
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Well, it doesn't.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, the prefrontal cortex
regulates impulse control.
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So it's plausible
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that when we're asleep,
aspects of our personality
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that we repress might come out.
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Don't try to put science
lipstick on your New Age pig!
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And for the record,
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you make noises when you sleep,
and I've never accused you
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of repressing
your inner chainsaw.
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If you want me to object
at your wedding,
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just give me one of these.
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This picture of Galactus
eating a planet looks like
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my preggo wife
destroying a coffee cake.
254
00:10:36,857 --> 00:10:39,324
(laughing):
Oh, yeah, I see it.
255
00:10:39,326 --> 00:10:41,160
I'm just saying,
you should bow out.
256
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,028
Why should I bow out?
257
00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:45,397
Uh, because we all know
how this is gonna end.
258
00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:48,867
That's what my doctor said,
too, but I'm still here.
259
00:10:51,105 --> 00:10:55,040
Okay, look, I think that
she and I have more in common.
260
00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:56,975
Because you're Indian?
261
00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,678
So just 'cause she's brown,
you get to date her?
262
00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:01,079
Yes!
263
00:11:01,081 --> 00:11:03,081
And the next time
we meet a woman
264
00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:05,684
who's pale and cadaver-like,
she's all yours.
265
00:11:06,887 --> 00:11:09,421
Howard,
Bernadette was there last night.
266
00:11:09,423 --> 00:11:11,356
Did she say anything
when she got home?
267
00:11:11,358 --> 00:11:14,326
Yeah, she said, "Why'd you tell
those idiots where I was?
268
00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:15,694
Thanks a lot."
269
00:11:15,696 --> 00:11:16,902
Okay, how about
we flip a coin?
270
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,264
Look, hang on.
271
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:20,599
Doesn't this girl get
a word in all of this?
272
00:11:20,601 --> 00:11:23,001
And isn't that word "no"?
273
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,737
Ruchi said she wanted to
hang out with both of us.
274
00:11:25,739 --> 00:11:27,206
Why don't we
just do that?
275
00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:30,576
Oh, fine. Let's hang out
as friends and see what happens.
276
00:11:30,578 --> 00:11:33,278
Yeah, and if something grows out
of it, just worry about it then.
277
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,113
Also what my doctor said.
278
00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:41,720
Hey, this isn't
your laundry night.
279
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:44,490
I know. Laundry
on a Wednesday.
280
00:11:44,492 --> 00:11:46,592
It's the madness
my life has become.
281
00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:51,129
Why is this sleep-talking thing
bothering you anyway?
282
00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:52,297
It's simple.
283
00:11:52,299 --> 00:11:53,665
I don't like the idea
284
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:56,468
that my mind might be keeping
an entire personality from me.
285
00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:59,238
Dr. Jekyll's other
personality was Mr. Hyde.
286
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,073
Mr. Hyde.
287
00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:04,710
Didn't have
a postgraduate degree.
288
00:12:04,712 --> 00:12:06,612
Is it possible
that you're stressed
289
00:12:06,614 --> 00:12:08,981
because you're scared
about getting married?
290
00:12:08,983 --> 00:12:10,849
I mean, it is
a big change,
291
00:12:10,851 --> 00:12:12,718
and you're not good
with little changes.
292
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,586
Well, that's nonsense.
293
00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:17,389
You name one little
change I was upset with.
294
00:12:17,391 --> 00:12:21,593
Uh, when they changed the green
Skittle from lime to apple.
295
00:12:21,595 --> 00:12:24,296
That is not the rainbow
I grew up tasting.
296
00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:26,999
All right, fine.
Let's start over.
297
00:12:27,001 --> 00:12:28,267
Is it possible
298
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,602
that the sleep-talking
is a part of your brain
299
00:12:30,604 --> 00:12:32,304
that's telling you
everything's gonna be okay
300
00:12:32,306 --> 00:12:34,373
and you just need
to relax a little?
301
00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:39,011
So you're proposing that
the self is an illusion,
302
00:12:39,013 --> 00:12:41,947
and that we actually
have multiple centers
303
00:12:41,949 --> 00:12:45,250
of consciousness that are
communicating with one another?
304
00:12:46,954 --> 00:12:50,122
In laymen's terms, yeah.
305
00:12:50,124 --> 00:12:52,324
Huh. Interesting.
306
00:12:52,326 --> 00:12:54,960
So you don't believe
there's a Cartesian self
307
00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:57,496
that underlies the
flux of experience?
308
00:12:57,498 --> 00:13:00,132
Maybe in my twenties,
not anymore.
309
00:13:01,468 --> 00:13:05,037
Okay. Well, assuming
you're right,
310
00:13:05,039 --> 00:13:07,172
what would you suggest I do?
311
00:13:07,174 --> 00:13:09,141
Well, I would start
with something small,
312
00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:10,642
see if it makes
your life any better.
313
00:13:10,644 --> 00:13:13,979
Um, you can learn to meditate,
take a yoga class.
314
00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:18,150
Oh. You know, I have always
been intrigued by flip-flops.
315
00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:23,422
The official footwear of
the laid-back fellow.
316
00:13:23,424 --> 00:13:25,657
- Okay, sure.
- Of course if my feet
317
00:13:25,659 --> 00:13:28,327
are gonna be exposed, I'll need
to update my tetanus booster.
318
00:13:28,329 --> 00:13:30,596
Oh, yeah. Makes sense.
Yeah. And while I'm there,
319
00:13:30,598 --> 00:13:32,502
I may as well get a flu
shot and a mole check.
320
00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,067
Sure.
321
00:13:34,068 --> 00:13:36,201
You know, I've never
had a mole check.
322
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,003
Ooh!
323
00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,905
Well, it's been
nice knowing you.
324
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:44,209
Here you go.
325
00:13:44,211 --> 00:13:45,744
Thanks.
(chuckles)
326
00:13:45,746 --> 00:13:48,347
It's too bad Stuart couldn't
make it. He seemed fun.
327
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,249
Oh, yeah, he is.
I love him dearly, yeah.
328
00:13:51,251 --> 00:13:53,785
Not to say
that I don't worry about him.
329
00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:55,053
What's to worry about?
330
00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:57,089
You know what?
331
00:13:57,091 --> 00:13:58,991
I'm talking out of school.
332
00:14:00,394 --> 00:14:03,862
Speaking of which, he's allowed
to live near them now.
333
00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:06,832
Hey, guys.
334
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,667
- Oh, great, Stuart. You're here.
- Yeah, Stuart.
335
00:14:08,669 --> 00:14:10,902
Yeah, I did... I didn't think
you were gonna make it.
336
00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:13,071
Mm. I believe that.
337
00:14:13,073 --> 00:14:14,473
(ringtone playing)
338
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,875
Sorry, guys. It's work.
I've got to take it.
339
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:17,396
Oh.
340
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,078
I'm so glad you
made it, Stuart.
341
00:14:19,079 --> 00:14:22,080
Oh, yeah, so glad.
342
00:14:22,082 --> 00:14:24,216
I can't believe you
went behind my back!
343
00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:26,652
Which clearly means
I want this more!
344
00:14:26,654 --> 00:14:31,289
You want to play a game of
"who's more desperate" with me?
345
00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:34,559
'Cause you're in the
big leagues now, Bucko.
346
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:36,662
L-Look, Ruchi and I
are really hitting it off.
347
00:14:36,664 --> 00:14:38,330
Please let me just
have this one!
348
00:14:38,332 --> 00:14:39,631
I'm not going anywhere.
349
00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,467
I'm like a fungus
you can't get rid of.
350
00:14:42,469 --> 00:14:44,036
Sorry.
351
00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:45,804
So what's
going on?
352
00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:47,673
Oh, you just missed
Stuart's funny story
353
00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,941
about the fungus
he can't get rid of.
354
00:14:49,943 --> 00:14:53,278
Raj didn't tell me
about tonight
355
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,313
so he could be
alone with you.
356
00:14:55,315 --> 00:14:57,215
Really?
357
00:14:57,217 --> 00:14:58,583
That's a little weird.
358
00:14:58,585 --> 00:15:01,687
Just a little?
Because I can work with that.
359
00:15:01,689 --> 00:15:05,223
Look, guys, I'm not interested
in dating anyone right now.
360
00:15:05,225 --> 00:15:07,526
I'm just looking
to make some friends.
361
00:15:07,528 --> 00:15:09,227
Yeah, I totally understand.
362
00:15:09,229 --> 00:15:10,962
But if you were
gonna date someone,
363
00:15:10,964 --> 00:15:12,964
would it be me or Stuart?
364
00:15:12,966 --> 00:15:15,267
I think I'm gonna go.
365
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:18,470
Uh, uh, uh,
uh, Ruchi, I'm sorry.
366
00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:21,339
If you still want to hang out
as friends, I'd like that.
367
00:15:21,341 --> 00:15:23,775
Thanks, Stuart.
I'd like that, too.
368
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,848
And the fungus is
under the toenail.
369
00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,897
Hello.
370
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,365
Hey.
371
00:15:48,902 --> 00:15:51,503
So, um, I, uh...
372
00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:55,340
I got flip-flops.
373
00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:58,376
Good for you.
374
00:15:58,378 --> 00:16:00,545
Oh, my God, what happened?!
375
00:16:00,547 --> 00:16:02,781
After I got
the flip-flops,
376
00:16:02,783 --> 00:16:06,618
I realized that the tops of
my feet were exposed, so, um,
377
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,520
I-I put on some sunscreen,
378
00:16:08,522 --> 00:16:10,989
which caused my feet
to become slippery.
379
00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:13,692
And predictably,
one of them fell off
380
00:16:13,694 --> 00:16:15,794
and went down a sewer grate.
381
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,563
Now, normally, I would
have walked away,
382
00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:22,667
but this is a new,
laid-back me, so,
383
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:26,304
instead of getting upset, I
just reached down to grab it.
384
00:16:26,306 --> 00:16:29,808
That's when I touched
something furry...
385
00:16:31,812 --> 00:16:36,148
...which I'm telling myself
was a damp toupee.
386
00:16:37,484 --> 00:16:40,585
When the toupee
licked my hand...
387
00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:47,192
...I screamed and
hopped down the street
388
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:49,261
on my remaining flip-flop.
389
00:16:49,263 --> 00:16:51,051
Can I just ask...?
390
00:16:51,075 --> 00:16:52,698
No, this is
a long story.
391
00:16:52,699 --> 00:16:55,934
Why don't we please save
your questions till the end?
392
00:16:55,936 --> 00:16:58,870
So, I-I finally
came upon a bus bench
393
00:16:58,872 --> 00:17:01,706
where I sat and removed
one of my shirts
394
00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:04,943
and, uh, fashioned it
into a makeshift shoe.
395
00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:07,712
Not a waterproof shoe.
396
00:17:07,714 --> 00:17:11,149
That is relevant to the
next part of my story.
397
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:15,520
The ankle-deep puddle
of warm apple juice.
398
00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:18,924
Apple juice?
399
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,427
Maybe, maybe not.
400
00:17:24,097 --> 00:17:27,933
I'm telling myself
a lot of things, Amy.
401
00:17:27,935 --> 00:17:31,636
What happened
to your other flip-flop?
402
00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,605
Oh, well, that involves
403
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:38,577
what I am telling myself
was a... melted candy bar.
404
00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:44,916
Okay. I-I'm sorry.
405
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:47,519
Is there anything
I can do to help?
406
00:17:47,521 --> 00:17:52,524
Yes. I want you to be
in charge of our wedding.
407
00:17:52,526 --> 00:17:54,426
Just you tell me
where and when,
408
00:17:54,428 --> 00:17:56,494
and I will show up
with a boutonniere
409
00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:58,864
and close-toed shoes and a...
410
00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:02,434
a Star Trek uniform
underneath my tuxedo.
411
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:07,339
That last part is
non-negotiable.
412
00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:09,841
Are you sure
that's what you want?
413
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:13,044
As sure as I'm about
to go bathe in Purell.
414
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,583
I love you.
I love you, too.
415
00:18:19,887 --> 00:18:22,520
You know, ever since
I was a young girl,
416
00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:25,423
I-I've dreamed
of a June wedding,
417
00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:29,794
maybe on a cliff overlooking
the ocean at sunset.
418
00:18:31,265 --> 00:18:33,431
Sure.
419
00:18:35,669 --> 00:18:38,103
Sounds wonderful.
420
00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:42,007
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go clean up.
421
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,914
Outdoor wedding.
422
00:18:48,916 --> 00:18:51,249
I know what
I'll be using that cliff for.
423
00:19:02,556 --> 00:19:05,891
I call this meeting of the
Council of Sheldons to order.
424
00:19:05,893 --> 00:19:08,293
Let's take roll.
425
00:19:08,295 --> 00:19:10,429
Science Sheldon?
426
00:19:10,431 --> 00:19:13,298
Present.
427
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,900
Texas Sheldon?
428
00:19:14,902 --> 00:19:16,301
Howdy.
429
00:19:18,272 --> 00:19:20,239
Fanboy Sheldon?
430
00:19:20,241 --> 00:19:21,907
Greetings.
431
00:19:23,410 --> 00:19:25,377
Germaphobe
Sheldon?
432
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,313
Say it, don't spray it.
433
00:19:30,484 --> 00:19:32,751
Where's Jock Sheldon?
434
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,154
Not the time, Humorous Sheldon!
435
00:19:37,558 --> 00:19:40,092
Okay, new business.
436
00:19:40,094 --> 00:19:44,229
Do we grant Laid-Back Sheldon
a seat on the council?
437
00:19:44,231 --> 00:19:46,798
Hey, whatever
you guys want.
438
00:19:48,035 --> 00:19:52,437
I'm just chillin'
like Bob Dylan.
439
00:19:52,439 --> 00:19:54,473
- Negative.
- Heck, no!
440
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:57,175
I don't feel well.
441
00:19:57,177 --> 00:19:58,844
(horn honks)
442
00:20:00,094 --> 00:20:01,960
Can we kick him out, too?
443
00:20:04,139 --> 00:20:11,039
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