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Previously on
The Big Bang Theory...
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I was offered a summer research
fellowship at Princeton.
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A fine institution.
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The place where
Albert Einstein taught,
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and where Leonard got his PhD,
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so it may have gone downhill.
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Gentlemen, you may
remember Dr. Nowitzki.
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She's back at Caltech
for her postdoc.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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are you seeking a romantic
relationship with me?
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What if I were?
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Well, that would raise
a number of problems.
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We're colleagues, I'm
currently in a relation...
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Amy? Amy.
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Amy?
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Will you marry me?
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One moment, please.
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Really, you're going to
answer that right now?
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It's Leonard.
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I don't want to be rude.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, where you been?
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We've been calling you
for hours.
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Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was
on "airplane" mode.
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Why?
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Because I was on an airplane.
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Hey, put him on speaker.
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- Yeah.
- Hey, where are you?
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I came to Princeton
to see Amy.
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It's a funny
story, actually.
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I was having lunch
with Dr. Nowitzki,
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and she kissed me.
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- Excuse me?
- What?
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I'm sorry?
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And in that moment,
I realized
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that Amy was the only woman
I ever wanted to kiss
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for the rest of my life.
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So I came to New Jersey
to ask her to marry me.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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- Sheldon...
- Yeah, although
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there was one man
whose blessing I needed first.
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I've thought about it,
and I really want to spend
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the rest of my life with Amy.
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Do I have your blessing?
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Well, Sheldon...
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...I think you should make
her finger like Saturn
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and put a ring on it.
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You asked Stephen Hawking
and not her father?
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Stephen Hawking's a genius.
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If he said no, I wasn't gonna
waste my time on her father.
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But you did ask my father?
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I did. He said yes.
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Although, not in a robot voice,
so it wasn't nearly as cool.
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Okay. Oh, my God, I can't
believe you guys are engaged.
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We're not engaged, yet.
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She's taking forever to answer.
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Because you're on the phone!
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We'll call you back.
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She said yes.
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Yay!
Congratulations!
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 11x01 ♪
The Proposal Proposal
Original Air Date o
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@elder_man
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Mother, I have
some good news to share.
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We're engaged.
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I am so happy for you two,
but I'm not surprised.
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I've been praying for this.
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Well, God had nothing
to do with it.
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It happened because I was
kissing another woman,
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and it made me realize
I wanted to be with Amy.
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More than one woman
was interested in you?
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I might have prayed
a little too hard.
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Wait, oh, and I just...
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I want to let you know
right now
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that we are not
getting married in a church.
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That's all right, Sheldon.
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Anywhere Jesus is
is a church.
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Well, he won't be
at our wedding.
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He's in my heart,
so if I'm there,
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he'll be there.
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Okay, well, then,
he's your plus-one.
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You don't get to bring
anyone else.
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That's fine.
Love you.
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Love you, too.
Bye.
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Lord, thank you.
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Even though you can do anything,
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that was mighty
impressive.
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We're engaged.
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Oh, my God, that's amazing!
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Wait, uh, tell me everything.
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Well, Dr. Nowitzki was
kissing me...
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Okay, you can stop leading
with that part of the story.
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Well, congratulations.
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I'm so happy
for you two.
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Hold on, I have to
tell Bernadette.
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Hey, Bernie, guess what?
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Sheldon and Amy got engaged.
Can you believe it?
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Oh, my God.
I cannot believe it.
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She's so happy...
I think she's crying.
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Do you think
Sheldon's gonna want
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some weird
Star Trek wedding?
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I don't know.
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Well, Leonard could barely
finish the words
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"Doctor Who wedding cake"
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before I shut that down hard.
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you listening to me?
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Yeah, you're mean
to Leonard. I heard you.
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Is everything okay?
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Look, I'm gonna
tell you something,
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but you can't freak out,
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because I'm already
freaking out.
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Oh, my God,
what is it?
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I'm pregnant again.
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Wha...
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Interesting.
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Howard's gonna lose his mind.
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Wait, you haven't
told him yet?
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No.
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You told me first?
Oh, Bernie!
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This wasn't supposed
to happen-- we were careful.
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Yeah, I didn't even think
you could get pregnant
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while you were
breastfeeding.
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Well, guess what?
You can.
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Okay, look, look,
this is a good thing.
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Halley's gonna have
a little brother
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or sister to play with.
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I guess that would be
pretty cute.
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And, you, know, I was
a surprise to my parents,
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and my dad said
it was the best thing
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that ever happened to them.
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Okay. Maybe this baby
actually is a blessing.
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Oh, my God, honey,
of course it is.
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How am I pregnant again?
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Yeah, what were you thinking?
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All right, I'm all
checked in to my flight.
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Well, I'm sad
you're leaving.
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Why'd you only book
a flight for one day?
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I came here to propose.
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If you'd said no,
I wouldn't want to stick around
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looking at your stupid face.
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Now, mind you,
your face is only stupid
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in the "no" version
of the story.
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But I said yes, so I get
a lifetime of this.
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Yes, you do, smart face.
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Why don't you stay
a few extra days?
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Well, I don't have
any other clothes.
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We'll get you some.
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Oh, I don't know,
I'm pretty particular.
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Well, there's a comic book store
less than a mile from here.
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Perfect, let's go shopping.
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Oh, um, and I'm having dinner
with some colleagues tonight.
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I'm sure they'd
love to meet you.
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Come on, what do you say?
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Aw, you're nagging me.
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It's like
we're already married.
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Is that a yes or a no?
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Geez, save some
for the honeymoon.
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Look at Nowitzki
over there.
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I can't believe
she tried to steal
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Sheldon from Amy.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna go there and tell her
that they're engaged now
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and that her little plan
didn't work.
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Because you're sticking up
for Sheldon,
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or because you're still mad
she rejected you?
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Too far away, can't hear you.
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Hello, Ramona.
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Mm. Hello.
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Why are you
sitting by yourself?
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Oh, that's right,
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Sheldon's in New Jersey
being engaged to Amy.
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I heard.
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Now that Sheldon's
out of the picture,
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I could give you one more chance
to go out with me.
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Nope, I'm good.
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You sure?
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I will not ask again.
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I sincerely hope not.
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Very well.
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I'm going to leave
before this gets awkward.
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Hey.
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Want me to make dinner?
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Uh, sure, but first,
why don't you have a seat?
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There's something
I need to show you.
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Ooh, if it's how to make
dinner, that'd be great.
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Is this a... pregnancy test?
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Yes.
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That means... positive?
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Yes.
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No.
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Yes.
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N-- No.
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Yes.
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No!
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How could this even happen?
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Uh, w--
we were careful.
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- Well, it did.
- No!
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- Yes! Yes!
- No! No!
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- No! No!
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Okay! Okay! Okay!
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Well, w-what are we gonna do?
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What do you mean
what are we gonna do?
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We're gonna have another baby.
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- No! No!
- Stop that!
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- Yes!
- I'm trying!
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Look, I know
it's scary, but...
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we're both responsible adults,
we can do this.
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You really think so?
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No!
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Hey, Stuart.
Oh, hey, Raj.
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What can I help you with?
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I need to buy
an engagement gift.
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Well, you came
to the wrong place.
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It's for Sheldon and Amy.
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No way! They're engaged?
Yeah.
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Well, that's exciting news.
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Who would've thought Sheldon
and Amy would be the next two
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to tie the knot?
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Tell me about it. I'm the one
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who caught the bouquet at
Leonard and Penny's wedding.
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Okay.
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Uh... you know,
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they might like this.
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Superman and Wonder Woman,
it's kind of romantic.
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Hmm.
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You know what?
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Why am I buying them a gift?
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They have love.
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Screw them and
their happiness.
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What do you have for someone
who's bitter and alone?
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Literally everything.
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Sheldon, these are the heads
of my research team.
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Oh, hello.
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Dr. Zane, Dr. Harris,
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this is my fiancé,
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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That's the first time
I've said that
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and it kind of gave me
the goose bumps.
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Dr. Cooper,
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- we are so excited to meet you.
- Oh.
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Well, that's very kind of you.
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If you'd like, I could autograph
your menus after dinner, yeah?
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But I better not see those
on eBay.
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No, no, no, we're just
excited to meet the man
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who landed
this brilliant woman here.
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Oh!
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That wasn't hard,
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she threw herself at me.
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Now, getting the universe
to show me its naughty bits,
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that-that took some doing.
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Sheldon's a physicist.
259
00:11:07,091 --> 00:11:09,992
Oh.
Oh, that's nice.
260
00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:14,763
Amy, I recently read
your paper on lesions
261
00:11:14,765 --> 00:11:16,965
in the olfactory receptors
in the brain.
262
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,700
It was inspired.
263
00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:21,036
Oh, well,
I guess it didn't stink.
264
00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:23,305
But if it did,
that rat wouldn't have known it.
265
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,574
I'm sorry,
266
00:11:25,576 --> 00:11:26,708
I'm sure you don't
want to sit here
267
00:11:26,710 --> 00:11:28,410
and listen to
a bunch of work talk.
268
00:11:28,412 --> 00:11:29,711
Oh, no, I love it.
269
00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:30,779
No, but let's talk about work.
270
00:11:30,781 --> 00:11:32,481
Amy's work, my work.
271
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,149
Yeah, why don't
we start with my work?
272
00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:37,052
Actually, I do have
a question for Dr. Cooper.
273
00:11:37,054 --> 00:11:39,054
When Amy first
told you about
274
00:11:39,056 --> 00:11:41,089
her approach to
synaptic tracing,
275
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,592
did you think it was gonna
revolutionize the field?
276
00:11:43,594 --> 00:11:45,561
Really?
277
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:47,496
That's your question?
278
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:49,531
What are you,
Entertainment Tonight?
279
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,467
You know what?
280
00:11:51,469 --> 00:11:53,101
Let me give you a
better question. Here,
281
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:54,570
um, "Dr. Cooper,
282
00:11:54,572 --> 00:11:56,939
"I heard you were working on
a top-secret project
283
00:11:56,941 --> 00:11:58,273
"for the U.S. military.
284
00:11:58,275 --> 00:11:59,408
Why don't you tell us
about that?"
285
00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:01,677
See, that's a great question.
286
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:04,613
Okay, what was that like?
287
00:12:04,615 --> 00:12:08,050
Oh, I can't tell you that,
it's top-secret.
288
00:12:17,928 --> 00:12:20,929
Boy, that was exhausting.
289
00:12:20,931 --> 00:12:23,398
You know, no offense, but your
colleagues were pretty rude.
290
00:12:25,168 --> 00:12:26,935
Really, they were rude?
291
00:12:26,937 --> 00:12:27,936
Yes.
292
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:29,304
They just kept talking about you
293
00:12:29,306 --> 00:12:31,006
and how great you are,
294
00:12:31,008 --> 00:12:33,608
no matter how many times
I brought me up.
295
00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,410
You know,
these are my colleagues
296
00:12:35,412 --> 00:12:36,945
and they want to talk
about my work.
297
00:12:36,947 --> 00:12:38,813
Why does that bother you
so much?
298
00:12:38,815 --> 00:12:41,049
Because I was there.
299
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,084
It's like having
Optimus Prime over to dinner
300
00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:45,253
and not asking him
to turn into a truck.
301
00:12:46,089 --> 00:12:48,089
You know what, Sheldon?
302
00:12:48,091 --> 00:12:50,859
You're not always the smartest
person in every room.
303
00:12:50,861 --> 00:12:53,428
You may not even be the smartest
person in this room.
304
00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:55,196
Oh, I am sorry.
305
00:12:55,198 --> 00:12:58,533
What, is Neil deGrasse Tyson
hiding behind the couch?
306
00:12:58,535 --> 00:12:59,734
'Cause if he is,
he's not that smart,
307
00:12:59,736 --> 00:13:01,836
it's pretty dusty back there.
308
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,141
Hey, where are you going?
309
00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:08,009
I'm storming off to my room.
310
00:13:08,011 --> 00:13:10,245
Well, then where am I
supposed to storm off to?
311
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:12,414
Well, you're so smart,
why don't you figure it out?
312
00:13:16,820 --> 00:13:18,553
Is there another bedroom?
313
00:13:19,856 --> 00:13:21,990
Perhaps a-a den?
314
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:28,363
So, how are you guys
doing with all the new
315
00:13:28,365 --> 00:13:31,633
events in your womb?
316
00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,604
Good, you know?
317
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,706
Obviously,
it was a surprise.
318
00:13:37,708 --> 00:13:39,774
There was some crying
319
00:13:39,776 --> 00:13:41,076
and some yelling.
Some suggestion
320
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,777
of make-up sex
that did not go over well,
321
00:13:42,779 --> 00:13:44,779
even though it's not like
we can get more pregnant.
322
00:13:47,851 --> 00:13:50,952
But then we realized that
it's a gift, in the sense
323
00:13:50,954 --> 00:13:52,687
that we didn't
ask for it,
324
00:13:52,689 --> 00:13:54,089
and we may not
have chosen it...
325
00:13:54,091 --> 00:13:58,059
And we already have one.
326
00:13:58,061 --> 00:14:00,261
You know, whenever
I find a top I like,
327
00:14:00,263 --> 00:14:04,165
I always go back and get a
second one in a different color.
328
00:14:06,737 --> 00:14:11,139
Which I hope is not the case
with your baby.
329
00:14:12,676 --> 00:14:16,044
I know you guys are freaked out,
but you're great parents,
330
00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:18,847
and if you ever need help,
we are here for you.
331
00:14:18,849 --> 00:14:20,615
Yeah, anything at all, just ask.
332
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,385
Ooh, you know what you could do?
333
00:14:23,387 --> 00:14:26,187
You could have a baby, too.
334
00:14:28,892 --> 00:14:31,559
I'm sorry, what?
335
00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:34,562
No, that's a great idea,
we could go through it together.
336
00:14:34,564 --> 00:14:35,964
Wouldn't that be fun?
337
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:38,366
You guys were just saying
338
00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:40,769
how freaked out
and miserable you are.
339
00:14:40,771 --> 00:14:42,904
I say lots of crazy things.
340
00:14:42,906 --> 00:14:45,807
I'm pregnant and hormonal.
341
00:14:45,809 --> 00:14:48,176
Do it! Have a baby, do it!
342
00:14:49,546 --> 00:14:52,047
Come on, it'd be so cute,
our kids playing together?
343
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:53,882
What do you say, why don't
you two hit the old mattress
344
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:55,784
and whip up a family?
345
00:14:55,786 --> 00:14:57,285
Okay, we're not
gonna have a baby
346
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,054
just to make you
guys feel better.
347
00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:01,956
Yeah, if we're gonna have a baby
it's gonna be when we are ready,
348
00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:03,692
or when I'm certain
Penny is gonna leave me.
349
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:06,194
Exactly.
350
00:15:08,899 --> 00:15:11,599
They're my friends,
and I should be happy for them.
351
00:15:11,601 --> 00:15:13,134
A-And I'm trying,
352
00:15:13,136 --> 00:15:17,405
but all I feel is this gnawing,
empty sensation in my gut.
353
00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:19,374
I had that once.
354
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,143
Turned out it was a tapeworm.
355
00:15:24,648 --> 00:15:26,381
Cool. Uh...
356
00:15:27,451 --> 00:15:28,683
It's just...
357
00:15:28,685 --> 00:15:30,852
it's hard talking
to my other friends about this,
358
00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:32,120
but I knew you would understand.
359
00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:33,354
Why is that?
360
00:15:33,356 --> 00:15:34,989
Because you and I
are both alone,
361
00:15:34,991 --> 00:15:36,991
which is actually
kind of comforting,
362
00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:39,127
because at least
we can be alone together.
363
00:15:39,129 --> 00:15:41,496
Mm. This is-this is awkward.
364
00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:44,599
I, um, I was actually gonna
close up a little early tonight
365
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,301
'cause I have a date.
366
00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:48,069
Really?
367
00:15:48,071 --> 00:15:49,871
Yeah.
368
00:15:51,174 --> 00:15:54,776
Forgive me if I'm having trouble
being happy for you.
369
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:59,347
Don't be silly,
I'm loving your pain.
370
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:04,519
Is this how our marriage
is going to be?
371
00:16:04,521 --> 00:16:06,121
Sometimes people
will be more interested
372
00:16:06,123 --> 00:16:08,289
in talking to her than to me?
373
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:11,259
Are you sitting in a bathroom?
374
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,328
Yes.
375
00:16:13,330 --> 00:16:14,929
I needed a place to storm off to
376
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:17,398
and it was all
that was available.
377
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,666
Fine.
378
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:22,971
But if I hear a flush,
this conversation is over.
379
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:26,341
Those people were in the
presence of a world-class mind,
380
00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:30,011
and all they wanted to talk
about was their own nonsense.
381
00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:33,748
Can you see the irony
in that statement?
382
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:37,786
How about now?
383
00:16:39,723 --> 00:16:41,923
How about now?
384
00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:46,327
I'll wait.
385
00:16:48,532 --> 00:16:49,798
Uh...
386
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,166
Surprise.
387
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:53,902
Oh, crap, is it our anniversary?
388
00:16:53,904 --> 00:16:55,236
No.
389
00:16:55,238 --> 00:16:57,438
Wait.
390
00:16:59,576 --> 00:17:00,742
No.
391
00:17:00,744 --> 00:17:02,010
No.
392
00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:03,812
All right, so what
are we celebrating?
393
00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,381
Well, you know, Bernadette
and Howard are pregnant again,
394
00:17:06,383 --> 00:17:08,149
and Amy and Sheldon
are getting married.
395
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,818
I didn't want you
to feel left out.
396
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,686
Ah. Left out?
397
00:17:11,688 --> 00:17:13,721
Well, Bernadette has to grow
a baby inside of her,
398
00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:15,023
and Amy has to marry one.
399
00:17:15,025 --> 00:17:16,958
My life is great.
400
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,094
So do you not want the cake?
401
00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:22,931
Try and take it away,
see what happens.
402
00:17:24,901 --> 00:17:28,469
Oh, crap,
it is our anniversary.
403
00:17:28,471 --> 00:17:31,439
Happy anniversary!
404
00:17:33,743 --> 00:17:35,476
Amy.
405
00:17:35,478 --> 00:17:39,881
There's something
I need to say to you.
406
00:17:39,883 --> 00:17:41,049
I'm listening.
407
00:17:42,252 --> 00:17:45,486
I've been thinking
about the Avengers.
408
00:17:47,090 --> 00:17:49,457
I believe that.
409
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:50,859
But I don't think
that's something
410
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,193
you needed to say to me.
411
00:17:52,195 --> 00:17:57,065
I realized
that Iron Man is great.
412
00:17:57,067 --> 00:17:58,266
And also,
413
00:17:58,268 --> 00:18:00,168
that Captain America is great.
414
00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:04,038
And sometimes, Iron Man
is in a Captain America movie,
415
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,774
and he's not mad
it's not an Iron Man movie.
416
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:09,711
You know, he can fly in,
give the audience a thrill,
417
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,045
and then fly away.
418
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:14,883
And that should've
been me tonight.
419
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:19,053
I should've been the delightful
cameo in your movie.
420
00:18:19,055 --> 00:18:21,356
Thank you, Sheldon.
421
00:18:21,358 --> 00:18:23,658
Instead, I was like
the Hulk, and I...
422
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,194
Okay, please stop talking
about the Avengers.
423
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:29,297
Anyway.
424
00:18:29,299 --> 00:18:31,199
I'm proud of you.
425
00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:32,934
And I'm going to try
to do a better job
426
00:18:32,936 --> 00:18:37,405
of sharing the spotlight
because we're a team.
427
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:42,844
You know?
Much like t-the Dodgers.
428
00:18:44,714 --> 00:18:49,350
If they had superpowers,
and fought crime.
429
00:18:49,352 --> 00:18:53,354
And Thor was in them.
430
00:18:53,356 --> 00:18:55,256
Sheldon, I know this isn't easy,
431
00:18:55,258 --> 00:18:59,327
but you'll have
a whole lifetime to practice.
432
00:18:59,329 --> 00:19:03,631
I-It could take that long,
I'm really bad at it.
433
00:19:05,969 --> 00:19:08,069
You know, maybe, um,
434
00:19:08,071 --> 00:19:11,706
I should start right now,
and go back to Pasadena
435
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,409
and let you have
this experience to yourself.
436
00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:16,277
You just want to go back
437
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,546
'cause that's where everybody
makes a fuss over you.
438
00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:21,883
You know, your colleagues
are right, you are brilliant.
439
00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:34,239
Hello.
440
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,533
- Hey. - Hey.
- Amy, welcome back.
441
00:19:35,534 --> 00:19:37,709
Oh, l-let me see the ring.
442
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:40,211
Ooh, nice.
443
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,514
H-Hey, her eyes are up there.
444
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,419
I-Is that the woman
who kissed Sheldon?
445
00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:49,220
Uh... Could be.
446
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:51,723
Hard to say.
Tell us about Princeton.
447
00:19:51,725 --> 00:19:53,491
Excuse me for a minute.
448
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,360
Not-- well, we'll
catch up later.
449
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,829
This is going to be
the biggest smackdown
450
00:19:57,831 --> 00:19:59,831
since my Aunt Noopur showed up
at the family reunion
451
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,600
wearing the same sari
as my cousin Sruti.
452
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,838
Dr. Nowitzki?
453
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,606
Oh.
454
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,477
Dr. Fowler. Um, hello.
455
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,046
Thank you. Thank you so much.
456
00:20:19,213 --> 00:20:26,113
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