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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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A nurse should monitor
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for which side effect
of antiplatelet medication?
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A, drop in blood pressure.
B, hot flashes.
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C, bloody stools.
D, blurred vision.
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Blood pressure.
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C, bloody stools.
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Antiplatelet, bloody stools.
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♪ Antiplatelet,
bloody stools
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♪ Bloody stools,
bloody stools
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♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools
Oh, the doo-dah day
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♪ Oh, the doo-dah day
Oh, the doo-dah day
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♪ Antiplatelet,
bloody stools ♪
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Watch some sports
like real men.
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This has 10 times the emotion
of your football.
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It's ridiculous.
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Hey. Sorry, some surfer
gave me wet money.
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Well, here
are your deliveries.
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Oh, and I would save
650 Cypress for last.
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Canadian bacon
and pineapple? No. Ew.
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Hey, he's cute,
and you might have fun.
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I don't have time for fun.
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Well, then
you're doing it wrong.
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Add it to the list.
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It's not ridiculous.
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These stories come
from real life.
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Crazy things happen
all the time.
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Come on,
back me up on this.
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I don't watch
this shit.
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I don't even hear it. It's
like working at my abuela's.
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Huh.
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When suctioning
mucus from a patient's lung,
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which action completes
the procedure...
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Hey, girls,
come on, let's go!
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- Hey, Mom!
- Hi, Mom!
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Move! We gotta go!
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Really, Mom? The sign?
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Be embarrassed
in the car, okay?
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I've got eight minutes to get
these pizzas across town.
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Move!
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How was school?
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- Fine.
- Oh, don't tip 'em.
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Change of plans, sir.
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We're just having
some minor mechanical issues.
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We'll dock at the nearest
harbor for some repairs
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and I'll arrange to have
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the carpets
professionally cleaned.
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Don't need to know how
the sausage is made, Colin!
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Absolutely right, sir.
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- Papa. Papa.
- Mmm-hmm.
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When swabbing fecal matter,
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a nurse should take which
of the following precautions?
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- Bye, Mom!
- See ya, Mom!
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All right, listen
to your grandma, okay?
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Hi, Grandma!
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And, hey, I want you
to take a bath, Olivia!
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- Use soap.
- Okay.
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You're not gonna
believe this.
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Remember how I sang
that song from Les Mis
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at the Saint James talent show
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and everyone said
I was amazing?
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Okay, Mom, can you just
type this up in an e-mail,
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because I'm gonna be late
for my other job.
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Turns out, a producer
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from the Eugene Senior Theater
touring company was there.
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He had tears.
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Anyway, one of their leads
fell in the shower,
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and they want me to step in.
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What? When is this all
supposed to be happening?
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I'm leaving tonight.
They're already in tech.
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No! Mom, my nursing exam
is in less than a month
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and you agreed to help.
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I'm 72. If I don't follow
my dreams now, when will I?
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Never, Mom!
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The whole reason we moved here
is so I could study more.
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I already failed
the exam once.
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No, don't guilt me.
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You're not the only one
with a dead husband.
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Dad's not dead,
you're divorced!
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Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona.
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The kennel won't take her.
She has crate anxiety.
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You can't possibly
be this selfish.
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I'm sorry, honey, but the
theater is calling me.
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Oh! Literally.
They need my dress size.
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Hi, there. Normally a zero,
but a two if I'm bloated.
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Good night.
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Hey, don't stay up too late.
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Oh, God.
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Holy crap.
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Here we are. I'll be
around if you need me.
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Guess where I am?
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Some dude's yacht.
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You little tramp.
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- I'm cleaning the carpets.
- Oh.
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Oh, my God. Theresa,
look at this bathroom.
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God, I could live in here!
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Oh.
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And they have candy.
Who has candy in the bathroom?
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That's not candy.
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Yeah, because nobody has candy
in the bathroom.
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- Oh, God.
- Because it's a bathroom!
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Okay, come on, show me more.
Wait, wait, wait.
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Is that the guy?
Is he married? He's cute.
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And that's not even
a very good picture.
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Hello, Theresa!
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- Oh, God.
- Hi!
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By the way, she's single,
and horny.
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Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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I'll get out of here.
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No, no, no. I should get up.
Busy day.
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I've got a lot of...
Whew!
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Really nothing to do.
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Colin, I'm ready for
my Bloody Mary. Yeah.
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Mostly Mary. Yeah.
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Well, now you know.
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I'm a grown man with
a tattoo on his butt.
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Is that Speedy Gonzales?
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Do you know another cartoon
mouse with a sombrero?
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I hate the pussycat.
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Let me guess, you were, uh, a
little tipsy when you got that?
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Not at all.
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I love Speedy.
He's fast, he's charming.
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He's Mexican.
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He outsmarts the pussycat
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and brings delicious
cheese to his people.
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And he's just fun to look at.
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My name is Leonardo.
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Kate. Sullivan.
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You're very attractive
for a carpet cleaning lady.
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Yeah.
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Although you maybe could do
something with your hair.
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Yeah...
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No, well, no, that's not it.
It's your face.
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Yeah. I mean, it's good.
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I wanna like it,
it's just...
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It's just somehow less than
the sum of its parts.
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What animal do people
say you look like?
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Apologies, sir, I thought
you were up and about already.
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Ah, finally.
It's about time.
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Um, have Chef Gerard prepare
breakfast. Then, fire him.
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Of course, but perhaps we could
give him a few weeks' notice.
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His wife's expecting.
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But his food is boring.
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Absolutely.
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There you are,
sleepyhead. Hi.
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Well, this is awkward.
We're wearing the same thing.
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Boop! Boop!
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Lead the way, girls!
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Okay.
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Boop! Boop!
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Boop!
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Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty
sure I'm gonna need the room.
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- Excuse me, Captain?
- Yeah.
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Checked the engine,
you're in luck.
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It's just the anti-siphon
valve. No problem.
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I was just telling him
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that I was right,
and that he's a dumbass.
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Say, how'd this dude
make all his money, anyway?
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He didn't.
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His family owns the largest building
supply company in the world.
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Now this is what
he does all day.
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Chicken fight?
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All right. Here's my info.
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If you're ever in Norway,
look me up.
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The summers are insane.
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That's happening, Oddvar.
That's definitely happening.
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Hi. Excuse me, I was
told to clean in there.
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Something about
a glitter bomb?
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Is that gonna disturb you?
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No, not at all.
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Hmm. I'm craving something.
What is it?
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Excuse me,
are you talking to me?
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Sweet, but not
too sweet. Hmm.
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Is it mango? I'm pretty
sure it's mango.
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No. No, wait, wait.
It's papaya.
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Is it papaya?
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I would have no way
of knowing that.
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Of course.
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Could you be a doll
and get me a little of both?
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Hmm?
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You know I was just hired
to do carpets, right?
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I don't see why that should prevent
you from getting me a little snack.
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Don't you have, like, 10,000
other people to do that for you?
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Yeah. But you're right here.
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Okay, I'm sorry, but I really
have to finish up
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so I can pick my girls
up from school.
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Shh.
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Perhaps
you don't know who I am.
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I know exactly who you are.
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You showed me your ass and did
a number on my self-esteem.
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Then why don't
I have my fruit?
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Beats me.
But I'm not getting it.
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Okay. Fair enough.
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You're fired.
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For not getting you a mango?
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Or a papaya.
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Okay, you know what?
That's fine.
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Just pay me
and I'll be on my way.
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I'm not paying you or the "We
Care Carpet and Fabric Company."
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Dude, you have
a toilet in there
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that costs more than
I make in a year.
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You hired me to do a job.
I did it. You're paying me.
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Nope.
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Mr. Montenegro, ready
to ship out when you are.
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Great! Push off.
The Pacific awaits.
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Goodbye, Kate.
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You are a horrible person.
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A first-class asshole!
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"A first-class asshole."
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You're no charmer yourself.
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Oh, whoa! That stung.
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You selfish,
condescending prick!
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I bet you haven't worked a single day
in your entire, self-absorbed life.
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And to think I was
this, this close,
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to inviting you to join
us in the Jacuzzi.
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There isn't enough
penicillin in the world!
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No, no, wait.
No, no, no.
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No. Don't untie the boat.
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Excuse me, wait. Excuse me!
Captain! I'm still on board.
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Don't leave yet!
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Women adore me. I'm charming,
and fit, and disease-free.
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Oh, grow up.
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You are a vain,
empty little man,
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who'd be nothing
without his daddy's money.
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Oh, no!
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You gotta be kidding me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.
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Better jump off.
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00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:10,415
No. No. I am not going
anywhere, until you,
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or one of your butlers
or bimbos writes me a check.
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Fine. Next stop,
San Francisco.
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Fine. I'll be a pain in your
ass for the next 12 hours.
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I guess I didn't
think this through.
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No, you didn't.
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I can't believe
you're making me do this.
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What the hell
is wrong with you?
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Wait! My equipment.
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Oh, of course.
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Here you are.
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No! No, no, no!
It's very expensive! No!
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Oh!
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00:15:52,225 --> 00:15:55,359
Wait. I forgot something.
Your bucket.
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- Fetch.
- No!
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And just so you know,
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my life is not empty!
Hmm?
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00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:13,077
Everyone wants my life
because it's meaningful.
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I hate you!
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Goodbye.
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Oh, God.
249
00:16:29,561 --> 00:16:33,197
And now I owe the cleaning company
$3,000 for a new machine!
250
00:16:33,199 --> 00:16:35,433
And they fired me.
He is the devil.
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00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:37,168
Whoa, who's the devil?
252
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,503
- Leonardo Montenegro.
- Who's that?
253
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:42,506
Says here he's the son of the
third richest man in the world.
254
00:16:42,508 --> 00:16:46,109
A Latino? Hell yeah.
Mi gente, babe, showin' up.
255
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:48,512
Hey! Those are for the crew,
right? Not their boss?
256
00:16:48,514 --> 00:16:50,415
What are you talking about,
babe? I lost eight pounds.
257
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:52,349
Pretty soon I'm gonna be
breaking out my skinny shirts.
258
00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:59,056
I love when he dances.
259
00:16:59,058 --> 00:17:00,391
Bring back the Hasselbeck.
260
00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,093
You know what I got
in my bank account?
261
00:17:02,095 --> 00:17:06,097
$42. I need to get
another job. Like, tonight.
262
00:17:06,099 --> 00:17:07,298
Bobby, are you hiring?
263
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,201
Yeah, sure, if you can haul
giant bags of concrete all day.
264
00:17:10,203 --> 00:17:13,136
We could probably scrape
together a few bucks for you.
265
00:17:13,138 --> 00:17:16,473
Just Benny started college
and somebody bought a boat!
266
00:17:16,475 --> 00:17:18,242
Come on, babe,
we're gonna relitigate this?
267
00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,278
I paid significantly
below market for that boat.
268
00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,678
I had to buy it.
It was a steal.
269
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,548
Why am I even trying
to be a nurse?
270
00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:25,383
I'm gonna be
delivering pizzas
271
00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:27,251
and cleaning carpets
for the rest of my life.
272
00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,156
Kate, don't say that.
Hey, look.
273
00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:31,321
Have a garlic knot.
274
00:17:31,323 --> 00:17:34,224
It makes everything just a
little bit better, I promise.
275
00:17:34,226 --> 00:17:35,425
No, it doesn't.
276
00:17:35,427 --> 00:17:37,031
No? I'll have one.
277
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:51,442
Moretti
plays it back to midfield,
278
00:17:51,444 --> 00:17:53,176
controlling the
pace as always.
279
00:18:09,395 --> 00:18:10,694
Oops.
280
00:18:10,696 --> 00:18:12,696
Give me a second.
Don't turn of.
281
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,167
My condom drawer's empty.
282
00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,536
I'll fix this.
283
00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,672
And the door was wide open,
but Magnusson hesitates...
284
00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:25,309
I've told
the man repeatedly,
285
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,377
for the nine minutes
I am having my supper,
286
00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,549
I am off the clock.
287
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:33,253
What am I paying
these people for?
288
00:18:34,553 --> 00:18:35,653
- I'll be back.
- Okay.
289
00:19:03,949 --> 00:19:05,284
Please be here.
290
00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:09,389
Damn it,
I'm relentless.
291
00:19:14,526 --> 00:19:15,528
Hmm.
292
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,415
Yes!
293
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:37,451
Five!
294
00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:53,167
Whoa!
295
00:19:58,571 --> 00:19:59,803
Help me, somebody!
296
00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:02,272
Help me, please!
297
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:04,311
Please, anyone, help!
298
00:20:04,676 --> 00:20:06,810
Colin! Help!
299
00:20:06,812 --> 00:20:08,748
- Goal!
- Yeah! Yeah!
300
00:20:11,818 --> 00:20:13,186
Help me!
301
00:20:15,455 --> 00:20:17,521
Help, Captain!
302
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:27,301
Help! Help, somebody!
303
00:21:19,785 --> 00:21:21,254
Rough night, pal?
304
00:21:29,896 --> 00:21:31,095
Hey!
305
00:21:37,570 --> 00:21:39,337
I don't wanna get
your hopes up, ma'am,
306
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,571
but we might
have found him.
307
00:21:41,573 --> 00:21:43,507
Like I told the officer,
308
00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:46,676
I don't know what day it is.
I don't know where I was born.
309
00:21:46,678 --> 00:21:49,446
I don't even know my own name.
310
00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,581
I remember nothing
except waking up
311
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:53,550
on a beach with
an ass full of sand.
312
00:21:53,552 --> 00:21:54,751
You're a doctor, right?
313
00:21:54,753 --> 00:21:56,389
Well, fix it.
314
00:21:56,789 --> 00:21:58,325
And also...
315
00:22:00,525 --> 00:22:02,428
Can I get a prettier nurse?
316
00:22:03,696 --> 00:22:05,299
She is the pretty one.
317
00:22:11,670 --> 00:22:15,505
Probably caused by acute
trauma to the medial temporal lobe.
318
00:22:15,507 --> 00:22:18,776
Amnesia, really?
Is it permanent?
319
00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:21,145
Well, the brain
is a tricky thing.
320
00:22:21,147 --> 00:22:23,380
He might get his memory back
in a couple of days
321
00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:25,383
or maybe never at all.
322
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,385
But to be honest,
we've only had
323
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,520
one case of amnesia
here in Elk Cove
324
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:32,923
and that was a pretty young
woman back in the '80s.
325
00:22:32,925 --> 00:22:35,925
Fingers crossed,
this is your brother,
326
00:22:35,927 --> 00:22:38,695
but this is a beach town, we do
get our share of homeless here.
327
00:22:38,697 --> 00:22:41,464
So what happens if he's just some
poor guy living on the street?
328
00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:44,769
Then he'll be shipped off to a
psychiatric facility up in Salem.
329
00:22:44,771 --> 00:22:46,505
- Oh, my God.
- People get lost up there.
330
00:22:47,572 --> 00:22:48,806
Here we are.
331
00:22:48,808 --> 00:22:51,876
And he really
remembers nothing?
332
00:22:51,878 --> 00:22:53,278
Not a thing.
333
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,583
For the hundredth time,
I don't want chicken or beef.
334
00:22:57,617 --> 00:22:58,982
I want fish.
335
00:22:58,984 --> 00:23:02,822
A simple, grilled piece of sea bass.
With a buttery Chardonnay.
336
00:23:04,890 --> 00:23:06,490
That's not my brother.
337
00:23:06,492 --> 00:23:08,626
Do it! Today!
338
00:23:08,628 --> 00:23:10,194
What are you waiting for?
339
00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:19,506
Oh, shit.
340
00:23:19,839 --> 00:23:21,774
Shit! Ow.
341
00:23:22,908 --> 00:23:23,909
Shit!
342
00:23:24,811 --> 00:23:25,876
Shit.
343
00:23:25,878 --> 00:23:29,713
I got two weeks. I am having
a total anxiety attack.
344
00:23:29,715 --> 00:23:31,648
I can't make
those girls move again.
345
00:23:31,650 --> 00:23:33,983
Okay, honey, hang on. I got
a half a Xanax in my purse.
346
00:23:33,985 --> 00:23:35,653
We're gonna
figure this out.
347
00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:37,355
Kate. Look at this.
348
00:23:37,357 --> 00:23:41,724
I was searching for a used lawnmower in
the Beachcomber, and look what I found.
349
00:23:41,726 --> 00:23:45,495
Amnesia. Right here
in our little town.
350
00:23:45,497 --> 00:23:47,464
I told you this stuff happens
all the time.
351
00:23:47,466 --> 00:23:49,032
Dude has no idea who he is.
352
00:23:49,034 --> 00:23:50,469
Oh, my God.
353
00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:53,572
Oh, my God.
That's him.
354
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,941
That's the asshole!
355
00:23:56,943 --> 00:23:59,510
"An unidentified homeless man.
356
00:23:59,512 --> 00:24:02,245
"General retrograde amnesia.
357
00:24:02,247 --> 00:24:03,981
"There was hope
a Mexico City woman
358
00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:06,817
"yachting nearby
might be his sister, but..."
359
00:24:06,819 --> 00:24:09,052
That was his sister.
360
00:24:09,054 --> 00:24:10,253
Unbelievable.
361
00:24:10,255 --> 00:24:11,789
I bet she's pretending
not to know him,
362
00:24:11,791 --> 00:24:13,022
so she can take over
the company.
363
00:24:13,024 --> 00:24:15,461
They did that on
Amor sin Maquillaje.
364
00:24:15,695 --> 00:24:16,694
Okay.
365
00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:18,695
We are going down
to the hospital right now
366
00:24:18,697 --> 00:24:19,963
and getting the money
he owes me.
367
00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:21,999
And add a little
for pain and suffering, too.
368
00:24:22,001 --> 00:24:25,502
Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot.
He treated me like crap.
369
00:24:25,504 --> 00:24:26,803
Yeah, and I
need new cleats.
370
00:24:26,805 --> 00:24:28,505
We're all gonna
get new cleats!
371
00:24:28,507 --> 00:24:29,574
Okay, wait.
Hey, Kate?
372
00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:31,709
If he didn't pay you when
he knew who you were,
373
00:24:31,711 --> 00:24:33,680
what makes you think
he's gonna pay you now?
374
00:24:35,947 --> 00:24:38,581
This is so frustrating!
375
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:40,885
I hate rich people.
They get away with everything.
376
00:24:40,887 --> 00:24:42,752
But you know what?
No, not this time.
377
00:24:42,754 --> 00:24:45,655
Because I am not gonna
tell them who he is.
378
00:24:45,657 --> 00:24:47,660
I am just gonna let him
rot in there.
379
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,860
Yeah, you could do that,
380
00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:54,531
or you can be like them and take
advantage of the situation.
381
00:24:54,533 --> 00:24:56,299
How? How could I do that?
382
00:25:00,005 --> 00:25:01,475
What?
383
00:25:10,616 --> 00:25:11,949
State or federal?
384
00:25:11,951 --> 00:25:14,117
All right, hey, girls. I'm
gonna need you to help your mom
385
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,586
dig up some old family photos.
386
00:25:15,588 --> 00:25:18,688
I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box
of his useless, skinny clothes,
387
00:25:18,690 --> 00:25:21,058
because I have an idea
that you're gonna hate,
388
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:24,531
but you're wrong because
it is poetic in its justice.
389
00:25:26,831 --> 00:25:28,331
- Hi.
- Hi.
390
00:25:28,333 --> 00:25:31,635
I'm here to pick up my
husband, the man with amnesia.
391
00:25:31,637 --> 00:25:33,570
Oh. You must be Kate?
392
00:25:33,572 --> 00:25:36,040
Dr. Fletcher was so excited
to get your call.
393
00:25:36,042 --> 00:25:37,042
We all were.
394
00:25:37,877 --> 00:25:38,945
I'll go get him.
395
00:25:40,646 --> 00:25:43,646
Almost forgot. Here's
everything he had with him.
396
00:25:43,648 --> 00:25:44,650
Thank you.
397
00:25:54,627 --> 00:25:56,659
Wait, okay,
you're just nervous.
398
00:25:56,661 --> 00:25:57,794
Yeah, really nervous.
399
00:25:57,796 --> 00:26:00,030
This is crazy
and probably illegal.
400
00:26:00,032 --> 00:26:04,033
Kate, come on.
Where are you going?
401
00:26:04,035 --> 00:26:06,069
Look, do you wanna get evicted?
402
00:26:06,071 --> 00:26:07,305
Of course not.
403
00:26:07,307 --> 00:26:10,074
Okay, well, then stick to the script.
We have a plan.
404
00:26:10,076 --> 00:26:12,876
One month until the test.
Bobby will hire him,
405
00:26:12,878 --> 00:26:15,613
and he'll be an extra paycheck,
so you have time to study.
406
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,816
I barely know the guy.
I am not gonna let him move in.
407
00:26:18,818 --> 00:26:20,850
But you're gonna
be there, studying.
408
00:26:20,852 --> 00:26:21,819
That's why it's genius.
409
00:26:21,821 --> 00:26:23,686
He'll never have to be
alone with the kids.
410
00:26:23,688 --> 00:26:24,754
Come on.
411
00:26:24,756 --> 00:26:26,659
You're doing this
for your girls.
412
00:26:27,926 --> 00:26:29,827
I'm doing this for my girls.
413
00:26:29,829 --> 00:26:30,794
There you go.
414
00:26:30,796 --> 00:26:33,732
Okay, here, use this.
Bobby won't even notice.
415
00:26:35,234 --> 00:26:36,899
Good news.
416
00:26:36,901 --> 00:26:39,802
Your wife has come
to take you home.
417
00:26:39,804 --> 00:26:42,841
Finally.
It's about time.
418
00:26:44,176 --> 00:26:46,079
What? Wait.
419
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:48,080
I'm married?
420
00:26:51,149 --> 00:26:52,585
Hi, honey.
421
00:26:56,421 --> 00:26:58,891
I do not recognize this lady.
422
00:27:00,693 --> 00:27:02,192
I was afraid
this would happen.
423
00:27:02,194 --> 00:27:04,998
Did you bring the materials
we talked about?
424
00:27:06,165 --> 00:27:09,966
I know this must be
very disorienting,
425
00:27:09,968 --> 00:27:12,138
but here's our
marriage license.
426
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,007
My name is Leo Sullivan?
427
00:27:17,009 --> 00:27:19,842
Yes. Your great-grandfather...
428
00:27:19,844 --> 00:27:24,013
Your great-great-grandfather,
Finbar Sullivan,
429
00:27:24,015 --> 00:27:30,721
emigrated from Ireland, to fight
for Mexico in the war of 1846.
430
00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:36,061
That's gobbledygook!
It can't be true.
431
00:27:37,763 --> 00:27:42,165
Honey, we have been
married for 15 years.
432
00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:44,702
We have three
wonderful daughters.
433
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,937
No, there's no way
I have children.
434
00:27:47,939 --> 00:27:49,740
And if I did,
they'd be sons.
435
00:27:49,742 --> 00:27:51,140
I'm just saying.
436
00:27:51,142 --> 00:27:55,781
I have your passport,
your birth certificate...
437
00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:57,947
Oh...
438
00:27:57,949 --> 00:28:00,317
Here's a photo
from our honeymoon.
439
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:01,921
We went to Reno?
440
00:28:03,054 --> 00:28:04,788
Now I know you're lying.
441
00:28:04,790 --> 00:28:07,090
Leo! Sweetie,
stop puzzling.
442
00:28:07,092 --> 00:28:07,959
I'm puzzling.
443
00:28:07,961 --> 00:28:12,029
You and I are
Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.
444
00:28:12,031 --> 00:28:13,667
We met in Cancun.
445
00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:15,933
You were a tour guide.
446
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:18,268
I was working
on a cruise ship.
447
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:20,337
Is any of this
ringing a bell?
448
00:28:20,339 --> 00:28:22,306
Nope. Nothing.
449
00:28:22,308 --> 00:28:24,907
We dated
every time I docked.
450
00:28:24,909 --> 00:28:26,944
We would get
frozen yogurt
451
00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:29,847
and watch the sunset
over the Playa Tortugas.
452
00:28:29,849 --> 00:28:31,781
That's where
we fell in love.
453
00:28:31,783 --> 00:28:33,884
Sounds like you're
a romantic, Leo.
454
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,219
Look, look, look.
455
00:28:35,221 --> 00:28:38,088
I admit there are many things
I've forgotten,
456
00:28:38,090 --> 00:28:40,190
but from the depths
of my soul,
457
00:28:40,192 --> 00:28:42,091
I know I'm not married
to this woman.
458
00:28:42,093 --> 00:28:45,863
So, unless I see
some real proof,
459
00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:48,301
I'm getting a slice
of pie at the cafeteria, hmm?
460
00:28:49,869 --> 00:28:51,870
Good luck, crazy lady.
461
00:28:52,804 --> 00:28:55,305
Wait, wait. Wait. Honey?
462
00:28:55,307 --> 00:28:58,142
I didn't wanna say this,
463
00:28:58,144 --> 00:29:00,144
because I know
it embarrasses you.
464
00:29:00,146 --> 00:29:04,984
But you have a tattoo of a cartoon
mouse on your right butt cheek.
465
00:29:05,551 --> 00:29:06,785
No, I don't.
466
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,196
You're really my wife?
467
00:29:20,198 --> 00:29:22,301
For better or worse, baby.
468
00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:53,163
All right, here we are.
469
00:29:53,165 --> 00:29:57,203
I know it doesn't look like
much, but it's full of love.
470
00:30:07,045 --> 00:30:08,180
I'm poor?
471
00:30:08,414 --> 00:30:09,782
Yup.
472
00:30:15,186 --> 00:30:16,790
Come on in.
473
00:30:19,625 --> 00:30:21,357
Oh, Dad!
474
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:24,126
- Daddy!
- We missed you so much.
475
00:30:25,330 --> 00:30:27,199
I'm so glad you're okay.
476
00:30:30,369 --> 00:30:31,467
Emily?
477
00:30:31,469 --> 00:30:32,869
Hey.
478
00:30:32,871 --> 00:30:34,937
She's too cool to admit it,
479
00:30:34,939 --> 00:30:38,075
but she was
the most worried of all.
480
00:30:38,077 --> 00:30:41,848
I'm sorry, I
don't recognize any of you.
481
00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,146
Oh, come on.
482
00:30:44,148 --> 00:30:48,085
Molly, Olivia, Emily,
483
00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:50,023
your three musketeers?
484
00:30:51,055 --> 00:30:52,088
No.
485
00:30:52,090 --> 00:30:54,894
Uh... I've got homework.
486
00:31:01,032 --> 00:31:02,366
How come they don't
look like me?
487
00:31:02,368 --> 00:31:04,100
Oh, sweetie...
488
00:31:04,102 --> 00:31:06,002
We had trouble
getting pregnant,
489
00:31:06,004 --> 00:31:07,974
so we had to use
a sperm donor.
490
00:31:09,274 --> 00:31:10,440
I'm sterile?
491
00:31:10,442 --> 00:31:12,442
That doesn't change a thing.
492
00:31:12,444 --> 00:31:14,278
You are still their father.
493
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:17,380
You've done everything
for this family.
494
00:31:17,382 --> 00:31:20,986
Taken two, even three jobs.
495
00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:22,220
I work?
496
00:31:22,222 --> 00:31:24,387
How do you think
we can pay for all of this?
497
00:31:24,389 --> 00:31:28,258
I'm afraid to ask, but
what do I do for a living?
498
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:30,260
Well, before
you got laid off,
499
00:31:30,262 --> 00:31:32,296
you were a foreman at
the poultry processing plant.
500
00:31:32,298 --> 00:31:33,963
Luckily, Bobby,
501
00:31:33,965 --> 00:31:36,265
my boss's husband,
you met bowling,
502
00:31:36,267 --> 00:31:38,935
gave you a job
at his construction company.
503
00:31:38,937 --> 00:31:42,271
It is awful, backbreaking
work, I know,
504
00:31:42,273 --> 00:31:44,107
but we are lucky
to have it.
505
00:31:45,977 --> 00:31:49,014
I need a drink.
Lots of them.
506
00:31:52,384 --> 00:31:55,152
What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?
507
00:31:55,154 --> 00:31:57,087
You had your three-year chip,
508
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,355
but then you relapsed
509
00:31:58,357 --> 00:32:01,457
and you ended up on that beach.
510
00:32:01,459 --> 00:32:06,128
So what is that? Four days?
You got four days, honey.
511
00:32:06,130 --> 00:32:08,267
- We're still really proud of you.
- Mm-hmm.
512
00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,334
I see.
513
00:32:10,336 --> 00:32:13,039
No alcohol. Whatsoever.
514
00:32:13,371 --> 00:32:15,271
Nada.
515
00:32:15,273 --> 00:32:17,441
I need to use the restroom.
516
00:32:17,443 --> 00:32:20,476
I assume it's that room
over there with the toilet.
517
00:32:20,478 --> 00:32:23,746
Look at you, babe.
It's all coming back!
518
00:32:26,051 --> 00:32:27,119
Boop.
519
00:32:28,286 --> 00:32:29,586
I don't like that.
520
00:32:31,189 --> 00:32:32,990
One more.
521
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,494
Boop, boop!
522
00:32:49,407 --> 00:32:51,311
This can't be my life.
523
00:33:13,599 --> 00:33:14,967
Honey!
524
00:33:17,636 --> 00:33:19,504
- Hey!
- Hi.
525
00:33:20,638 --> 00:33:23,075
Running low on toilet paper.
526
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,474
Under the sink!
527
00:33:25,476 --> 00:33:26,579
Of course.
528
00:33:29,348 --> 00:33:31,114
Yes.
529
00:33:31,116 --> 00:33:33,386
Under the sink,
of course.
530
00:33:41,092 --> 00:33:43,393
Please keep my beloved brother
in your prayers
531
00:33:43,395 --> 00:33:44,627
as you head back to Mexico.
532
00:33:44,629 --> 00:33:47,396
I'm going to stay here
until I find him.
533
00:33:47,398 --> 00:33:49,401
Alive or...
534
00:33:54,406 --> 00:33:57,510
Good thoughts, people.
Only good thoughts.
535
00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:06,450
I was fat?
536
00:34:06,452 --> 00:34:11,554
Um, yeah. You didn't make the best
decisions when you were drinking, honey.
537
00:34:11,556 --> 00:34:13,255
Tomorrow
we're going to Goodwill.
538
00:34:13,257 --> 00:34:14,657
Bobby's skinny clothes
are not skinny.
539
00:34:14,659 --> 00:34:17,393
I assume these Seahawks
are some kind of sports team
540
00:34:17,395 --> 00:34:19,128
and I'm a big fan,
541
00:34:19,130 --> 00:34:20,396
because most of my clothes
542
00:34:20,398 --> 00:34:22,699
have this God-awful
green and blue bird on it.
543
00:34:22,701 --> 00:34:25,501
Football, Dad.
It's our thing.
544
00:34:25,503 --> 00:34:27,570
We watch every game together.
545
00:34:27,572 --> 00:34:29,438
Even when I haven't
done my homework.
546
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,007
Hey. Everyone does
their homework.
547
00:34:31,009 --> 00:34:35,277
Including me. And right now I've gotta
memorize protocols for thoracic surgery.
548
00:34:35,279 --> 00:34:38,181
So, Leo, why don't you get
dinner started?
549
00:34:38,183 --> 00:34:41,518
What? Cook? Me? Cook?
550
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,520
Sweetheart, I know
you had a head injury,
551
00:34:44,522 --> 00:34:46,558
but we made a deal.
552
00:34:47,493 --> 00:34:49,592
While I'm studying for my exam,
553
00:34:49,594 --> 00:34:52,329
you keep the house running.
554
00:34:52,331 --> 00:34:55,132
But I don't even know
how to turn on the stove.
555
00:34:55,134 --> 00:34:58,467
Oh! Honey, come on.
556
00:34:58,469 --> 00:35:01,473
Salad, pasta. There's a jar
of sauce in the fridge.
557
00:35:06,478 --> 00:35:07,677
Holy cow.
558
00:35:07,679 --> 00:35:10,215
Ooh, ooh, ooh,
uh, pardon me.
559
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,124
Nothing like an icy cold beer
on a warm day.
560
00:35:19,357 --> 00:35:20,659
Mmm, mmm.
561
00:35:22,594 --> 00:35:25,098
Yes.
562
00:35:50,589 --> 00:35:52,221
Ugh!
563
00:35:52,223 --> 00:35:53,790
Is this the sauce
we always use?
564
00:35:53,792 --> 00:35:56,726
It tastes like red nothing.
565
00:35:56,728 --> 00:35:59,563
And how are you supposed to tell
when the noodles are done?
566
00:35:59,565 --> 00:36:00,566
Taste one.
567
00:36:10,641 --> 00:36:12,544
Mmm. Mmm.
568
00:36:14,580 --> 00:36:16,415
Hot, hot, hot!
569
00:36:24,288 --> 00:36:25,822
When's the maid coming?
570
00:36:25,824 --> 00:36:28,628
As I'm saying this,
I fear I'm the maid.
571
00:36:30,328 --> 00:36:32,430
No one cleans
like you do, sweetie.
572
00:36:37,703 --> 00:36:39,603
This is awesome.
573
00:36:39,605 --> 00:36:41,003
Honey?
574
00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:44,409
Try not to dilly dally.
We're all super hungry.
575
00:36:46,612 --> 00:36:48,712
I like having a dad around.
576
00:36:48,714 --> 00:36:51,014
He's not your dad, genius.
577
00:36:51,016 --> 00:36:53,349
You agreed to have
a good attitude.
578
00:36:53,351 --> 00:36:55,719
And I'll have a great attitude
if you let him babysit,
579
00:36:55,721 --> 00:36:58,587
so I'm not stuck here watching
these guys all the time.
580
00:36:58,589 --> 00:37:01,257
We went over this.
I don't want him to babysit.
581
00:37:01,259 --> 00:37:03,592
Why does he only get
to do your chores?
582
00:37:03,594 --> 00:37:06,563
I wanna go to the pool like
every other kid in my class.
583
00:37:06,565 --> 00:37:08,665
I don't care!
He's not babysitting.
584
00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:09,735
'Cause you think
he's a pervert?
585
00:37:11,435 --> 00:37:12,501
Of course not!
586
00:37:12,503 --> 00:37:13,837
What's a pervert?
587
00:37:13,839 --> 00:37:16,273
- Nothing.
- Then can I have one?
588
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,744
No! He's not babysitting.
End of story.
589
00:37:20,612 --> 00:37:21,811
Good night.
590
00:37:21,813 --> 00:37:24,250
I never get anything.
591
00:37:27,752 --> 00:37:31,323
So, is this where
the magic happens?
592
00:37:33,759 --> 00:37:35,625
You don't even remember
who I am,
593
00:37:35,627 --> 00:37:37,496
and you still wanna
have sex with me?
594
00:37:38,563 --> 00:37:40,499
Yes. Very much.
595
00:37:41,732 --> 00:37:43,532
So, basically,
596
00:37:43,534 --> 00:37:46,335
you wanna have sex
with a complete stranger?
597
00:37:46,337 --> 00:37:48,471
Yes. Very much.
598
00:37:48,473 --> 00:37:50,407
All right, big boy.
599
00:37:50,409 --> 00:37:51,544
You know the rules.
600
00:37:53,578 --> 00:37:55,848
What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.
601
00:37:56,915 --> 00:37:58,451
I'm not sleeping with you?
602
00:37:59,650 --> 00:38:01,750
You need 30 days
clean and sober.
603
00:38:01,752 --> 00:38:05,390
You and your sponsor came up with that.
It was your idea, not mine.
604
00:38:06,525 --> 00:38:08,558
What are you saying?
605
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,328
- Boop!
- You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?
606
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,795
Nope. We tried that last time
607
00:38:12,797 --> 00:38:14,898
and you ended up
in the liquor cabinet.
608
00:38:17,101 --> 00:38:19,605
So, where am I sleeping?
609
00:38:21,772 --> 00:38:23,275
Here you go.
610
00:38:23,875 --> 00:38:25,811
You have a cot and everything.
611
00:38:27,645 --> 00:38:28,811
All right,
612
00:38:28,813 --> 00:38:31,848
so I'm gonna lock up
the house for the night.
613
00:38:31,850 --> 00:38:34,420
If you need to use the bathroom,
614
00:38:35,721 --> 00:38:36,822
here you go.
615
00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:40,458
I'm a nobody.
616
00:38:41,625 --> 00:38:45,494
A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,
617
00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:47,364
who has to pee in a bottle.
618
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,532
But you're my nobody.
619
00:38:49,534 --> 00:38:53,136
All right, Bobby's picking you up
in the morning, bright and early.
620
00:38:53,138 --> 00:38:55,838
So you need to get
some rest, okay?
621
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,444
Oh, and watch out for bears.
622
00:39:53,697 --> 00:39:55,935
Buenos dias.
623
00:39:59,036 --> 00:40:00,770
- Nice shirt.
- Thank you.
624
00:40:00,772 --> 00:40:02,739
Yeah, don't spill on it.
625
00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:04,643
It's a classic and everything.
626
00:40:06,444 --> 00:40:07,846
Seriously, they're hard to find.
627
00:40:13,784 --> 00:40:15,451
Okay, everybody.
628
00:40:15,453 --> 00:40:16,652
This is Leo.
629
00:40:16,654 --> 00:40:18,654
Burro. Burrito.
630
00:40:18,656 --> 00:40:20,690
Vito, because he loves
The Godfather.
631
00:40:20,692 --> 00:40:22,058
This is my worthless nephew,
Jason.
632
00:40:22,060 --> 00:40:24,828
We call him Lucky, because
he's lucky to have a job.
633
00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:27,764
And 'cause I got hit by
lightning. Twice. For real.
634
00:40:27,766 --> 00:40:28,965
I shouldn't even be here.
635
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,967
Yeah. Gordo was like,
"Whoa, shit!"
636
00:40:30,969 --> 00:40:33,670
Bro, you don't get
to call me that, okay?
637
00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:35,971
And don't be so cocky.
I used to look just like you.
638
00:40:35,973 --> 00:40:38,574
The hair, the abs,
the little bedroom eyes.
639
00:40:38,576 --> 00:40:40,643
You definitely don't
get to call me that.
640
00:40:40,645 --> 00:40:42,715
You gotta work for me at least six months, okay?
641
00:40:59,730 --> 00:41:01,530
Come on, we got
a pool to dig. Let's go.
642
00:41:02,967 --> 00:41:03,969
Hey.
643
00:41:05,804 --> 00:41:09,873
Listen, I'm pretty sure
I've never worked construction.
644
00:41:09,875 --> 00:41:13,610
So, I might be more suited
for running errands,
645
00:41:13,612 --> 00:41:15,612
or maybe
some light office work.
646
00:41:15,614 --> 00:41:17,579
I could be the guy
who gets the muffins.
647
00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:18,982
Look, I got your back,
all right?
648
00:41:18,984 --> 00:41:21,284
- I'll go easy on you.
- Good.
649
00:41:21,286 --> 00:41:22,688
Great.
650
00:41:30,761 --> 00:41:31,960
Yo!
651
00:41:31,962 --> 00:41:33,965
Any of this jogging your memory,
Lady Hands?
652
00:41:37,735 --> 00:41:39,969
After this I got
a real easy job for you.
653
00:41:39,971 --> 00:41:41,737
No, I'm just kidding, bro.
654
00:41:59,690 --> 00:42:00,926
Uh...
655
00:42:13,837 --> 00:42:15,640
No, no, no.
656
00:42:54,179 --> 00:42:56,645
- Coffee.
- Yes.
657
00:42:56,647 --> 00:42:57,880
Thank you.
658
00:42:57,882 --> 00:42:58,884
You're welcome.
659
00:42:59,683 --> 00:43:00,817
Look at this guy.
660
00:43:00,819 --> 00:43:03,753
He's got it all dialed in,
with his espresso machine
661
00:43:03,755 --> 00:43:05,124
and that sweet little peach.
662
00:43:06,123 --> 00:43:08,690
That's gonna be me one day.
663
00:43:08,692 --> 00:43:10,628
You can come over
whenever you want, bro.
664
00:43:12,831 --> 00:43:15,230
Hey, guys?
665
00:43:15,232 --> 00:43:18,967
Can I get you to haul the dirt
on the other side of the house?
666
00:43:18,969 --> 00:43:20,402
I know it's longer,
667
00:43:20,404 --> 00:43:22,607
but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning.
668
00:43:24,174 --> 00:43:26,208
- Right.
- No speak English.
669
00:43:26,210 --> 00:43:28,978
Sorry.
I will talk to Bobby.
670
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:29,982
Si. Bobby.
671
00:43:33,183 --> 00:43:34,719
I love doing that.
672
00:44:35,746 --> 00:44:39,248
Remember, when you're
washing the jersey, cold water.
673
00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:42,154
You listen.
Gentle cycle. Okay?
674
00:44:43,922 --> 00:44:45,954
Bueno.
675
00:44:45,956 --> 00:44:48,858
Hey, respecting
the wash instructions
676
00:44:48,860 --> 00:44:51,793
is the best way
to respect the team.
677
00:44:51,795 --> 00:44:53,665
And no reds, they tend to bleed!
678
00:44:59,304 --> 00:45:02,941
Tortured, tired, thirsty.
679
00:45:05,342 --> 00:45:08,777
Hi, honey!
How was your first day?
680
00:45:08,779 --> 00:45:10,248
Terrible. My body.
681
00:45:11,215 --> 00:45:15,083
Pain. Every. Part.
682
00:45:15,085 --> 00:45:16,786
Oh.
683
00:45:16,788 --> 00:45:18,286
I was in the car...
684
00:45:22,259 --> 00:45:24,893
And I said, "What?"
685
00:45:24,895 --> 00:45:26,195
Do we need to take him
to the hospital?
686
00:45:26,197 --> 00:45:27,963
- I said, "Bobby..."
- No, no, no. No.
687
00:45:27,965 --> 00:45:30,333
He is fine.
He just needs some rest.
688
00:45:30,335 --> 00:45:32,300
Rest. Rest.
689
00:45:32,302 --> 00:45:34,003
Oh, that's right.
690
00:45:34,005 --> 00:45:36,105
Dirt is...
691
00:45:36,107 --> 00:45:38,206
You know what? Why don't you
take a few minutes,
692
00:45:38,208 --> 00:45:41,045
before you get started on all the
things you have to do tonight?
693
00:45:42,179 --> 00:45:45,114
What? There's more?
694
00:45:45,116 --> 00:45:48,016
I know you're
having trouble remembering,
695
00:45:48,018 --> 00:45:49,951
so I made you a list.
696
00:45:49,953 --> 00:45:51,087
No, no, no.
697
00:45:51,089 --> 00:45:54,857
It's physically impossible
for me to get off this couch.
698
00:45:54,859 --> 00:45:57,125
I mean, my legs are
no longer functioning.
699
00:45:57,127 --> 00:45:59,061
Look. Look.
700
00:45:59,063 --> 00:46:01,266
I want, but I can't.
701
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,168
And even if I could move...
702
00:46:05,170 --> 00:46:08,974
I wouldn't want to do any of
the vile things on this list.
703
00:46:11,042 --> 00:46:12,944
There's a couple more
on the back, too.
704
00:46:33,831 --> 00:46:36,165
I know that guy.
How do I know that guy?
705
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:38,337
Hey. Do you work
at Jiffy Lube?
706
00:46:40,304 --> 00:46:41,973
God, I hope not.
707
00:46:43,907 --> 00:46:45,877
This is gonna drive me crazy.
708
00:47:09,967 --> 00:47:12,235
Is this new sauce?
It tastes different.
709
00:47:12,237 --> 00:47:15,204
Yeah.
I added a few things.
710
00:47:15,206 --> 00:47:18,306
Some chopped onion,
a little red pepper
711
00:47:18,308 --> 00:47:20,942
and a pinch of something
called cumin.
712
00:47:20,944 --> 00:47:24,913
I couldn't bear another bowl
of that tasteless slop.
713
00:47:24,915 --> 00:47:26,818
I like it.
I like it a lot.
714
00:47:27,217 --> 00:47:28,319
It's better, right?
715
00:47:28,987 --> 00:47:29,920
I don't know.
716
00:47:29,922 --> 00:47:32,221
I feel like we've been
having pasta too much.
717
00:47:32,223 --> 00:47:34,322
Maybe you should
mix it up a little.
718
00:47:34,324 --> 00:47:38,059
Okay, I'm gonna take
mine up to study.
719
00:47:38,061 --> 00:47:41,366
Hey, after you clean the kitchen,
don't forget, it's garbage day.
720
00:47:48,038 --> 00:47:51,243
It's entirely clear to me now why
I blocked out my life, Fiona.
721
00:47:52,911 --> 00:47:54,413
It's a hideous existence.
722
00:47:58,415 --> 00:48:00,315
Good night, you guys.
I love you.
723
00:48:00,317 --> 00:48:01,853
- Good night, Mom.
- Love you.
724
00:48:06,523 --> 00:48:09,925
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Aren't you exhausted?
725
00:48:09,927 --> 00:48:12,364
Who would use exhaustion
as an excuse to not make love?
726
00:48:14,098 --> 00:48:15,297
Everybody.
727
00:48:16,335 --> 00:48:21,170
To the shed. I know. I know.
It's hard for me, too.
728
00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:22,374
Nice work today.
729
00:48:42,060 --> 00:48:43,427
Turn it off! Turn it off!
730
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:47,965
Turn it off!
731
00:48:51,735 --> 00:48:54,036
Yo, I'm
gonna post this on my Snapchat.
732
00:48:54,038 --> 00:48:56,005
I'm gonna make you
a little beaver, bro.
733
00:48:56,007 --> 00:48:57,739
How come we always
get the shit jobs?
734
00:48:57,741 --> 00:48:59,741
Because you're unskilled laborers!
735
00:48:59,743 --> 00:49:02,043
Land of the free,
no land of the free lunch.
736
00:49:08,152 --> 00:49:11,119
Okay. You are a genius.
737
00:49:11,121 --> 00:49:13,054
I got seven hours
of sleep last night,
738
00:49:13,056 --> 00:49:15,458
and guess what
he's making for dinner?
739
00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:18,059
Chicken skewers, coconut rice.
740
00:49:18,061 --> 00:49:20,462
Aw, I want a fake husband.
741
00:49:20,464 --> 00:49:22,364
Thank you. Thank you.
742
00:49:22,366 --> 00:49:25,166
I got more studying done this
week than I have in months.
743
00:49:25,168 --> 00:49:26,501
Maybe next time I ask you
to commit a crime,
744
00:49:26,503 --> 00:49:28,040
you won't fight me on it.
745
00:50:58,862 --> 00:51:00,563
Bro,
you're lucky you have amnesia.
746
00:51:00,565 --> 00:51:02,098
I remember when I thought
my nephew
747
00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:03,498
was actually gonna
do something with his life.
748
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:05,203
Music is something. I'm an artist.
749
00:51:06,337 --> 00:51:07,536
You're sleeping
on my couch, bro.
750
00:51:07,538 --> 00:51:08,436
Yeah, well,
that tune's gonna change
751
00:51:08,438 --> 00:51:10,438
when I thank you
at the Grammys, Gordo.
752
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,540
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
753
00:51:11,542 --> 00:51:14,143
You better pick it up, dawg.
You know what I'm saying?
754
00:51:14,145 --> 00:51:16,679
'Cause the Diaz metabolism
slows down around 30.
755
00:51:16,681 --> 00:51:17,880
See this right here?
756
00:51:17,882 --> 00:51:21,583
It's not gonna get you on the charts, dawg.
757
00:51:21,585 --> 00:51:22,751
I got some work
I don't feel like doing.
758
00:51:22,753 --> 00:51:24,089
Why do you even wear that hard hat, man?
759
00:52:13,603 --> 00:52:15,439
"Act like a man."
760
00:52:21,612 --> 00:52:22,714
Act like a man.
761
00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:31,456
Act like a man!
762
00:52:38,596 --> 00:52:40,728
- See you tomorrow, Bobby.
- Okay, brother.
763
00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:43,534
Hey, remember, don't tell
Theresa about the chicken parm.
764
00:53:01,786 --> 00:53:03,155
Hey.
765
00:53:03,654 --> 00:53:05,320
Hey.
766
00:53:05,322 --> 00:53:06,625
I got you something.
767
00:53:07,424 --> 00:53:08,560
Frozen yogurt.
768
00:53:09,759 --> 00:53:12,261
Like the old days on the Playa.
769
00:53:12,263 --> 00:53:14,266
- What?
- On the Playa Tortugas.
770
00:53:15,732 --> 00:53:17,433
Oh, oh.
771
00:53:17,435 --> 00:53:20,402
Right. Yeah, the sunsets.
772
00:53:20,404 --> 00:53:23,404
- Yeah.
- Yes. Good times.
773
00:53:23,406 --> 00:53:26,007
I couldn't remember
which flavors we liked,
774
00:53:26,009 --> 00:53:27,842
so I got an assortment.
775
00:53:27,844 --> 00:53:30,214
Thanks. This was
776
00:53:30,781 --> 00:53:32,748
really nice of you.
777
00:53:32,750 --> 00:53:36,288
I know I haven't been the
easiest to live with lately,
778
00:53:37,388 --> 00:53:40,456
but I'm gonna try
a little harder.
779
00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:44,729
I can't promise a lot harder,
but maybe I'll surprise myself.
780
00:53:46,529 --> 00:53:48,566
Well, keep doing this.
781
00:53:49,699 --> 00:53:52,337
Maybe next time,
bring some toppings.
782
00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:56,337
Mmm.
783
00:53:56,339 --> 00:53:58,342
Mango. I love mango.
784
00:53:59,377 --> 00:54:00,579
Have I always loved mango?
785
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:03,746
As long as I've known you.
786
00:54:03,748 --> 00:54:05,217
Ah, yes.
787
00:54:07,284 --> 00:54:08,750
When we were young
788
00:54:08,752 --> 00:54:10,821
and couldn't keep
our hands off each other.
789
00:54:17,828 --> 00:54:19,360
No.
790
00:54:19,362 --> 00:54:20,496
Okay.
791
00:54:20,498 --> 00:54:23,699
Well... I'll be in my shed.
792
00:54:23,701 --> 00:54:25,403
Trying to have a good attitude.
793
00:54:25,869 --> 00:54:27,638
Just me and the spiders.
794
00:54:28,471 --> 00:54:29,473
Oh.
795
00:54:31,074 --> 00:54:32,476
Forgot my bathroom.
796
00:54:36,380 --> 00:54:38,250
Whew. Whew!
797
00:55:21,625 --> 00:55:26,494
I'm calling to get a death
certificate for Leonardo Montenegro.
798
00:55:26,496 --> 00:55:28,832
He died a couple of weeks ago
in a shark attack.
799
00:55:30,801 --> 00:55:34,570
Yes. An attack by a shark fish?
800
00:55:34,572 --> 00:55:36,371
I think I'm saying
that correctly.
801
00:55:49,886 --> 00:55:51,622
Montenegro.
802
00:55:57,862 --> 00:55:58,897
Burro.
803
00:55:59,630 --> 00:56:00,632
Burrito.
804
00:56:08,973 --> 00:56:10,342
Hey! Hey!
805
00:56:22,853 --> 00:56:24,786
- Thanks, Bobby.
- You got it, bro.
806
00:56:26,456 --> 00:56:27,655
- All right.
- Hey!
807
00:56:27,657 --> 00:56:28,857
- Hey!
- Hey, sweetie!
808
00:56:28,859 --> 00:56:29,860
Bueno.
809
00:56:30,694 --> 00:56:32,628
Oi, remember Hasselbeck.
810
00:56:32,630 --> 00:56:35,367
He's way more mobile
than people give him credit for.
811
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,733
Hey.
812
00:56:38,735 --> 00:56:42,440
- Why aren't you riding?
- It's no fun with training wheels.
813
00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:46,775
I never taught you
to ride a bike?
814
00:56:46,777 --> 00:56:49,777
It's okay. Some dads
can't be around that much.
815
00:56:49,779 --> 00:56:51,382
No, it's not okay.
816
00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,650
I'm gonna fix this. Right now.
817
00:56:55,652 --> 00:56:57,388
Let me just put this away. Okay?
818
00:56:59,556 --> 00:57:01,456
What are you doing here?
819
00:57:01,458 --> 00:57:03,625
They got us working bankers'
hours today.
820
00:57:03,627 --> 00:57:04,793
Whatever those are.
821
00:57:04,795 --> 00:57:07,996
So then it's cool if you
watch those guys,
822
00:57:07,998 --> 00:57:09,797
so I can go to the pool?
823
00:57:09,799 --> 00:57:11,535
Yeah, sure. Why not?
824
00:57:11,935 --> 00:57:12,970
Thanks, Dad.
825
00:57:14,638 --> 00:57:16,838
- Hey, Mom.
- You're gonna be blown away.
826
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:21,509
Modern Senior magazine said
my performance stole the show.
827
00:57:21,511 --> 00:57:24,846
And the Saint Jude wellness
newsletter featured me on the cover.
828
00:57:24,848 --> 00:57:27,916
That certainly justifies
leaving me without childcare.
829
00:57:27,918 --> 00:57:29,083
Life's short, Kate.
830
00:57:29,085 --> 00:57:30,918
You gotta do
what makes you happy.
831
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,119
I don't wanna have regrets
832
00:57:32,121 --> 00:57:34,690
just because I didn't do
what I wanted to do.
833
00:57:34,692 --> 00:57:35,991
You'll understand
someday, honey.
834
00:57:35,993 --> 00:57:37,793
Shit! I gotta go, Mom.
835
00:57:37,795 --> 00:57:39,561
Everyone's looking.
836
00:57:39,563 --> 00:57:40,661
I don't care!
837
00:57:40,663 --> 00:57:44,967
I asked you for one month,
just watch your sisters.
838
00:57:44,969 --> 00:57:47,703
And we don't even know anything about this guy.
839
00:57:47,705 --> 00:57:50,005
Whose fault is that? I didn't
bring him into the house.
840
00:57:50,007 --> 00:57:51,639
That's not the point.
841
00:57:51,641 --> 00:57:53,645
And I'll tell you why
in two minutes.
842
00:58:00,583 --> 00:58:02,750
We're not done
talking about this!
843
00:58:02,752 --> 00:58:05,286
And because of you,
their pizza was cold
844
00:58:05,288 --> 00:58:07,088
and they gave me a lousy tip.
845
00:58:07,090 --> 00:58:10,060
Maybe you got a bad tip
because you run like a duck.
846
00:58:11,295 --> 00:58:13,661
You better hope
everything's okay.
847
00:58:13,663 --> 00:58:17,032
I hate this. I hate this
whole thing. It's so stupid.
848
00:58:21,005 --> 00:58:22,871
I love the Seahawks!
849
00:58:22,873 --> 00:58:25,840
Our team just ran the ball
to the finish line.
850
00:58:25,842 --> 00:58:27,009
The end zone.
We've been over this.
851
00:58:27,011 --> 00:58:29,645
Oh, right. Touchdown.
852
00:58:29,647 --> 00:58:31,079
It's coming back slowly.
853
00:58:31,081 --> 00:58:34,849
See, Mom, everything's fine.
No one died.
854
00:58:34,851 --> 00:58:38,755
Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys
to help me fix that leak in the roof.
855
00:58:39,723 --> 00:58:41,623
And you unpacked the boxes?
856
00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:44,726
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And I found these pillows.
857
00:58:44,728 --> 00:58:46,828
The couch needed
a splash of color.
858
00:58:48,766 --> 00:58:49,931
What?
859
00:58:49,933 --> 00:58:53,537
"Little by little, the bird
builds its nest." It's French.
860
00:58:54,038 --> 00:58:56,040
Wait. I speak French.
861
00:58:57,174 --> 00:58:58,643
Why do I speak French?
862
00:58:59,877 --> 00:59:01,043
Uh...
863
00:59:01,045 --> 00:59:04,712
Well, you were a tour guide,
864
00:59:04,714 --> 00:59:08,717
and it's well-known
that Parisians love Cancun.
865
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:12,991
For it's chips and salsa
and its flamenco dancers.
866
00:59:15,125 --> 00:59:17,826
Thanks for humiliating me
for nothing.
867
00:59:17,828 --> 00:59:21,896
Hey! Hey, we had a deal,
and you didn't stick to it.
868
00:59:21,898 --> 00:59:22,898
You're grounded.
869
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:26,168
Who cares? I'm basically
a prisoner here anyway!
870
00:59:26,170 --> 00:59:28,673
- For a week!
- Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.
871
00:59:29,739 --> 00:59:31,706
Can I talk to you for a sec?
872
00:59:31,708 --> 00:59:35,045
Okay, listen, you remember
what it's like to be 13.
873
00:59:36,045 --> 00:59:38,646
I don't, but you probably do.
874
00:59:38,648 --> 00:59:40,047
What are you getting at?
875
00:59:40,049 --> 00:59:41,717
And no phone!
876
00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:44,686
Hey, hey, I just think
maybe you're being...
877
00:59:44,688 --> 00:59:46,822
I don't know,
a little hard on her.
878
00:59:46,824 --> 00:59:48,924
Don't tell me how
to raise my kids.
879
00:59:48,926 --> 00:59:50,929
"Your kids"?
880
00:59:51,661 --> 00:59:52,893
"Your kids"?
881
00:59:52,895 --> 00:59:54,029
Hey. Listen.
882
00:59:54,031 --> 00:59:57,632
Just because those girls
were not conceived with my seed,
883
00:59:57,634 --> 01:00:00,034
doesn't make me any less
their father or a man.
884
01:00:00,036 --> 01:00:01,103
Of course not. I just...
885
01:00:01,105 --> 01:00:03,070
I'm not done.
886
01:00:03,072 --> 01:00:06,775
All I do is work and work
and slave for this family.
887
01:00:06,777 --> 01:00:08,909
I may not have put us
in the lap of luxury,
888
01:00:08,911 --> 01:00:10,581
but I'm a provider.
889
01:00:11,181 --> 01:00:13,849
What you said was a low blow.
890
01:00:13,851 --> 01:00:18,085
An unfair and hurtful low blow.
891
01:00:18,087 --> 01:00:20,991
- Honey, I...
- Low blow.
892
01:00:22,125 --> 01:00:23,724
I need some air.
893
01:00:25,228 --> 01:00:26,630
Leo!
894
01:00:29,232 --> 01:00:30,831
Right after I check the score.
895
01:00:30,833 --> 01:00:33,103
And it is good!
896
01:00:34,904 --> 01:00:37,672
- We lost.
- A stunning win for Arizona.
897
01:00:37,674 --> 01:00:38,875
I hope you're happy.
898
01:00:40,009 --> 01:00:42,744
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
899
01:00:42,746 --> 01:00:44,813
And not because
I don't remember, hmm?
900
01:00:44,815 --> 01:00:46,884
Because I don't know.
901
01:00:52,956 --> 01:00:55,257
My name is Leo
and I'm an alcoholic.
902
01:00:55,259 --> 01:00:57,025
Hi, Leo.
903
01:00:57,027 --> 01:00:59,895
To be honest, I don't really
remember my drinking days.
904
01:00:59,897 --> 01:01:01,762
- Yep.
- Been there.
905
01:01:01,764 --> 01:01:04,733
I got in a fight
with my wife tonight.
906
01:01:04,735 --> 01:01:07,772
I stood outside a bar
for 20 minutes.
907
01:01:09,272 --> 01:01:12,776
I came this close. This...
908
01:01:15,813 --> 01:01:17,145
But here I am.
909
01:01:17,147 --> 01:01:19,915
- Keep coming back.
- One day at a time.
910
01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:23,784
♪ Bloody stools
Bloody stools, bloody stools
911
01:01:23,786 --> 01:01:26,790
♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪
912
01:01:28,891 --> 01:01:30,491
Holy shit!
913
01:01:36,032 --> 01:01:38,933
Leonardo Montenegro.
914
01:01:38,935 --> 01:01:42,337
Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in
your district several weeks ago.
915
01:01:42,339 --> 01:01:43,471
Sorry, ma'am.
916
01:01:43,473 --> 01:01:46,041
Haven't had a shark attack
around here in four years.
917
01:01:46,043 --> 01:01:47,108
Really?
918
01:01:47,110 --> 01:01:49,844
Don't you have to check
with other police stations?
919
01:01:49,846 --> 01:01:51,279
Lady, I promise you,
920
01:01:51,281 --> 01:01:53,280
if anyone's gonna hear
about a shark attack,
921
01:01:53,282 --> 01:01:54,752
it's gonna be me.
922
01:01:55,819 --> 01:01:56,987
Good luck to you.
923
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,922
Hmm.
924
01:02:04,060 --> 01:02:05,829
- Hey.
- Hey.
925
01:02:06,797 --> 01:02:07,799
Um...
926
01:02:08,799 --> 01:02:09,801
Sorry about tonight.
927
01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:12,166
I'm the one
who should apologize.
928
01:02:12,168 --> 01:02:16,237
No, I really need to keep
my side of the street clean
929
01:02:16,239 --> 01:02:19,843
and, you know, cultivate
an attitude of gratitude.
930
01:02:21,277 --> 01:02:25,813
I overreacted. I talked
to Emily and ungrounded her.
931
01:02:25,815 --> 01:02:28,150
I'm just so stressed out
about this test.
932
01:02:28,152 --> 01:02:30,819
Well, you've been
working so hard and...
933
01:02:31,955 --> 01:02:33,087
I got it.
934
01:02:33,089 --> 01:02:35,992
And I've been thinking
how I can help.
935
01:02:36,860 --> 01:02:37,958
So I talked to Theresa
936
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:40,197
and she's okay with me
picking up a few of your shifts.
937
01:02:41,397 --> 01:02:43,965
- Really? You'd do that for me?
- Yeah.
938
01:02:43,967 --> 01:02:45,065
I'm not being selfless.
939
01:02:45,067 --> 01:02:47,138
I'm just thinking
of myself less.
940
01:02:48,138 --> 01:02:50,005
You like it with milk, right?
941
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,142
And a little sugar.
942
01:02:52,976 --> 01:02:56,076
Oh, and I'll take the kids
all day Sunday so you can study.
943
01:02:56,078 --> 01:02:57,281
By yourself? I can't let...
944
01:02:59,949 --> 01:03:02,016
Actually, that would be amazing.
945
01:03:02,018 --> 01:03:03,884
Great.
946
01:03:03,886 --> 01:03:06,121
I was also thinking
that I should... Oh! Ah!
947
01:03:06,123 --> 01:03:09,023
Sharp knife. Blood. Blood.
Lots of blood.
948
01:03:09,025 --> 01:03:10,025
- I do not like blood.
- All right.
949
01:03:10,027 --> 01:03:12,159
All right, take it easy. You're okay.
950
01:03:12,161 --> 01:03:13,895
- Let me see, let me see.
- Help.
951
01:03:13,897 --> 01:03:15,230
I'm just gonna wash it off.
952
01:03:15,232 --> 01:03:17,165
Feeling queasy. Gonna faint.
953
01:03:17,167 --> 01:03:18,366
No. You're not gonna faint.
954
01:03:18,368 --> 01:03:19,934
- I'm fainting.
- No.
955
01:03:19,936 --> 01:03:20,969
The room is spinning.
956
01:03:20,971 --> 01:03:23,438
All right, let's just
sit you down over here.
957
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,340
How bad is it?
958
01:03:25,342 --> 01:03:27,308
Should I go to the hospital?
Do I need a tourniquet?
959
01:03:27,310 --> 01:03:30,177
Relax. You are
with a trained professional.
960
01:03:30,179 --> 01:03:31,913
- Do I need stitches?
- No.
961
01:03:31,915 --> 01:03:34,051
Please help me.
I'm bleeding to death.
962
01:03:34,884 --> 01:03:36,418
Oh, God! It's really deep.
963
01:03:36,420 --> 01:03:38,920
What the hell are you doing?
964
01:03:38,922 --> 01:03:41,922
Cleaning the cut.
My God, you're such a baby!
965
01:03:43,060 --> 01:03:44,159
I got this.
966
01:03:44,161 --> 01:03:45,860
I took a whole class on it.
967
01:03:45,862 --> 01:03:46,962
Dressing wounds?
968
01:03:46,964 --> 01:03:49,163
Dealing with
hysterical patients.
969
01:03:53,069 --> 01:03:54,104
All right.
970
01:03:55,072 --> 01:03:56,073
Okay.
971
01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,042
There.
972
01:04:06,350 --> 01:04:08,819
You have very good
bedside manner.
973
01:04:10,453 --> 01:04:12,219
- You think so?
- Yeah.
974
01:04:12,221 --> 01:04:14,154
Sometimes I worry about that.
975
01:04:14,156 --> 01:04:16,259
No. No, you're a natural.
976
01:04:18,895 --> 01:04:22,866
All right. There you go.
Good as new.
977
01:04:30,940 --> 01:04:32,076
Well, um...
978
01:04:33,210 --> 01:04:35,346
I guess I'll let you study.
979
01:04:37,047 --> 01:04:39,317
Thanks for taking
such good care of me.
980
01:04:43,085 --> 01:04:44,087
Okay.
981
01:04:51,194 --> 01:04:52,196
Good night.
982
01:04:53,996 --> 01:04:54,998
Wait.
983
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:59,400
You can sleep inside.
Downstairs, on the couch.
984
01:05:02,038 --> 01:05:03,874
You've made me very happy.
985
01:05:40,344 --> 01:05:42,513
We'll pick you up
after the game, hmm?
986
01:05:44,447 --> 01:05:45,949
You're welcome!
987
01:05:49,552 --> 01:05:52,219
Why can't we go swimming?
988
01:05:52,221 --> 01:05:54,322
We're giving your sister
a little space.
989
01:06:01,431 --> 01:06:03,163
Too much space.
990
01:06:03,165 --> 01:06:04,534
We're giving her too much space.
991
01:06:06,402 --> 01:06:07,601
Everyone's watching.
992
01:06:07,603 --> 01:06:08,837
I don't care!
993
01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:13,174
I don't have to listen to you.
You're not even my real dad.
994
01:06:13,176 --> 01:06:16,210
What? Your mother told you?
995
01:06:16,212 --> 01:06:18,179
Well, I'm still not letting
you throw your life away
996
01:06:18,181 --> 01:06:21,483
for some sex-crazed,
curly-haired wolf.
997
01:06:21,485 --> 01:06:24,388
That boy wants one thing
and one thing only.
998
01:06:25,054 --> 01:06:26,056
He's gay.
999
01:06:27,290 --> 01:06:29,190
Okay. One different thing.
1000
01:06:31,627 --> 01:06:34,561
What are you doing?
Why are you crying?
1001
01:06:34,563 --> 01:06:36,067
Because I'm miserable.
1002
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:37,501
You are?
1003
01:06:38,134 --> 01:06:39,235
Yeah.
1004
01:06:41,371 --> 01:06:43,570
I was really popular
in Portland,
1005
01:06:43,572 --> 01:06:47,308
and here everyone's on group
texts that I'm not a part of.
1006
01:06:47,310 --> 01:06:49,411
And there's this boy in
my Spanish class that I like,
1007
01:06:49,413 --> 01:06:51,145
but he doesn't know
that I exist.
1008
01:06:51,147 --> 01:06:53,614
And he's friends with the
lifeguard here and that's...
1009
01:06:53,616 --> 01:06:56,019
Wait, you're taking Spanish?
1010
01:06:58,554 --> 01:06:59,654
Muy bien.
1011
01:06:59,656 --> 01:07:02,123
Your pronunciation
is very natural.
1012
01:07:02,125 --> 01:07:04,358
I mean, you still need
to roll the "R's".
1013
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:06,094
What?
1014
01:07:06,096 --> 01:07:07,494
Say it.
1015
01:07:07,496 --> 01:07:09,596
- You have to... Okay, okay.
- Dad!
1016
01:07:09,598 --> 01:07:12,199
How could he
not know you exist?
1017
01:07:12,201 --> 01:07:15,570
You're a beautiful, smart,
thoughtful young woman.
1018
01:07:15,572 --> 01:07:17,404
He'd be lucky
to be your boyfriend.
1019
01:07:17,406 --> 01:07:20,375
But you're way too young
for a boyfriend.
1020
01:07:20,377 --> 01:07:21,842
They'd all be lucky
to be your boyfriend.
1021
01:07:21,844 --> 01:07:24,612
Every boy here should beg
to be your boyfriend.
1022
01:07:24,614 --> 01:07:28,083
But I forbid it. I forbid it!
1023
01:07:28,085 --> 01:07:31,853
I know I'm all over the map.
It's just...
1024
01:07:31,855 --> 01:07:35,190
It's very confusing
having a daughter.
1025
01:07:35,192 --> 01:07:39,096
Look. I'm not gonna do
anything stupid. All right?
1026
01:07:45,502 --> 01:07:47,038
Gracias.
1027
01:07:56,346 --> 01:07:58,413
Blue 52. Hot route left.
1028
01:07:58,415 --> 01:07:59,713
Hut, hut, hike!
1029
01:08:06,656 --> 01:08:08,456
Yes! Yes!
1030
01:08:08,458 --> 01:08:10,425
Go, go, go. Yes! Yes! Yes!
1031
01:08:10,427 --> 01:08:13,128
Go! Go! Go! Yes!
1032
01:08:14,531 --> 01:08:17,067
Woo-hoo!
1033
01:08:18,668 --> 01:08:21,336
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1034
01:08:21,338 --> 01:08:24,407
- Go team! Yeah, we did it!
- That's my daughter.
1035
01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:26,110
We know.
1036
01:08:27,643 --> 01:08:29,277
Second touchdown.
1037
01:08:30,379 --> 01:08:31,613
We're winning, actually.
1038
01:08:31,615 --> 01:08:33,117
Yeah,
we kicked their butts!
1039
01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:36,618
- Thanks for rescuing me.
- Ah.
1040
01:08:36,620 --> 01:08:38,622
My mind was
turning into mush.
1041
01:08:40,589 --> 01:08:42,422
Hey, Molly!
1042
01:08:42,424 --> 01:08:45,159
When did you learn how to ride
without training wheels?
1043
01:08:45,161 --> 01:08:46,429
Dad taught me.
1044
01:08:48,498 --> 01:08:50,334
She only fell once.
1045
01:08:52,369 --> 01:08:54,502
Faster! Faster! Faster!
1046
01:08:54,504 --> 01:08:56,440
Come on, come on, come on! Yes, yes, yes!
1047
01:08:56,772 --> 01:08:59,373
Whoo!
1048
01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:01,376
So how do I get rid
of the brain freeze?
1049
01:09:01,378 --> 01:09:03,377
- Go like this.
- Like this?
1050
01:09:03,379 --> 01:09:05,415
Mmm.
1051
01:09:07,316 --> 01:09:09,551
Are you gonna leave us?
1052
01:09:09,553 --> 01:09:12,586
What do you mean?
Of course not. I'm your dad.
1053
01:09:12,588 --> 01:09:15,422
Sometimes dads leave.
1054
01:09:15,424 --> 01:09:18,560
Well, I guess maybe they do,
but I'm not going anywhere.
1055
01:09:18,562 --> 01:09:20,561
You're stuck with me.
1056
01:09:20,563 --> 01:09:22,398
Thank you.
1057
01:09:32,575 --> 01:09:34,809
"A. Sudden weight gain.
B. Abdominal itch.
1058
01:09:34,811 --> 01:09:37,380
"C. Bloody stools. D. Light..."
1059
01:09:39,348 --> 01:09:40,517
Bloody stools.
1060
01:10:05,241 --> 01:10:06,442
Ay, Papa!
1061
01:10:18,554 --> 01:10:19,722
Papa!
1062
01:10:36,873 --> 01:10:38,506
Colin,
were you with Magdalena
1063
01:10:38,508 --> 01:10:40,375
when she identified
my brother's body?
1064
01:10:40,377 --> 01:10:43,377
No, ma'am, she was quite insistent
on handling the matter herself.
1065
01:10:43,379 --> 01:10:44,612
Are you insinuating?
1066
01:10:44,614 --> 01:10:45,646
Are you insinuating?
1067
01:10:45,648 --> 01:10:47,348
Should I be insinuating?
1068
01:10:47,350 --> 01:10:48,448
Should I be insinuating?
1069
01:10:48,450 --> 01:10:50,385
And before you answer that,
remember I'm Scottish.
1070
01:10:50,387 --> 01:10:51,618
I can do this all day long.
1071
01:10:53,789 --> 01:10:56,491
Hey! So, the test?
1072
01:10:56,493 --> 01:10:59,760
There was a couple that I blanked
on, but at least it's over.
1073
01:10:59,762 --> 01:11:02,396
Now I don't have
to keep up this insane lie.
1074
01:11:02,398 --> 01:11:05,466
Are you sure you don't wanna wait a
couple of weeks before you tell him?
1075
01:11:05,468 --> 01:11:07,068
I mean, good help
is hard to find.
1076
01:11:07,070 --> 01:11:09,903
Yeah, totally. And the guys are
really starting to like him, too.
1077
01:11:09,905 --> 01:11:12,340
No. No. Fair is fair.
He has paid his debt.
1078
01:11:12,342 --> 01:11:13,707
I have tortured him
long enough.
1079
01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:14,876
Okay.
1080
01:11:14,878 --> 01:11:17,414
You're really gonna hate
doing your own laundry again.
1081
01:11:18,414 --> 01:11:19,816
Guys...
1082
01:11:20,816 --> 01:11:23,318
I feel pretty nervous.
1083
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:24,551
I think he's gonna freak out.
1084
01:11:24,553 --> 01:11:25,854
Freak out?
1085
01:11:25,856 --> 01:11:28,323
Kate, you're telling a ditch digger
he's a billionaire, you know.
1086
01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:30,491
I'm pretty sure
he's gonna be okay with it.
1087
01:11:30,493 --> 01:11:31,527
Yeah.
1088
01:11:35,632 --> 01:11:36,797
Hey.
1089
01:11:36,799 --> 01:11:37,801
Hey.
1090
01:11:39,401 --> 01:11:41,668
Uh, I need to talk to you.
1091
01:11:41,670 --> 01:11:43,904
Yeah. What's up?
1092
01:11:43,906 --> 01:11:47,341
I have to confess something,
and I don't know where to start.
1093
01:11:47,343 --> 01:11:49,409
Well, whatever it is,
1094
01:11:49,411 --> 01:11:51,514
I'm sure it's not
that big of a deal.
1095
01:11:52,548 --> 01:11:54,415
- It's pretty big.
- Yeah?
1096
01:11:54,417 --> 01:11:57,288
And this is gonna sound crazy.
1097
01:11:58,387 --> 01:12:02,325
Maybe funny-crazy
or crazy-crazy.
1098
01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:05,525
But I did something terrible.
1099
01:12:05,527 --> 01:12:07,798
Hold that thought.
1100
01:12:08,831 --> 01:12:09,833
Girls!
1101
01:12:10,700 --> 01:12:12,369
Dinner's ready!
1102
01:12:17,673 --> 01:12:19,609
Yeah. Sit down, please.
1103
01:12:21,844 --> 01:12:25,380
- Be careful, it's hot.
- It smells so good.
1104
01:12:25,382 --> 01:12:26,913
- I hope it tastes good.
- It looks so good.
1105
01:12:26,915 --> 01:12:28,851
Use a spoon. Mmm.
1106
01:12:30,419 --> 01:12:32,452
So...
1107
01:12:32,454 --> 01:12:34,824
What's this awful thing
you need to confess?
1108
01:12:36,892 --> 01:12:38,328
I...
1109
01:12:40,562 --> 01:12:42,932
Come on, I'm your husband.
You can tell me anything.
1110
01:12:51,907 --> 01:12:54,442
I forgot it's our anniversary.
1111
01:12:54,444 --> 01:12:55,743
Really?
1112
01:12:55,745 --> 01:12:56,943
Today?
1113
01:12:56,945 --> 01:12:58,581
Happy anniversary!
1114
01:12:59,949 --> 01:13:02,015
We're going out!
1115
01:13:42,725 --> 01:13:44,024
You guys are really good.
1116
01:13:44,026 --> 01:13:45,828
Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.
1117
01:13:54,771 --> 01:13:56,938
Fifteen years.
1118
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:59,543
A lot of couples don't
make it that long.
1119
01:14:00,243 --> 01:14:01,445
Yeah.
1120
01:14:02,044 --> 01:14:03,780
Thanks for sticking with me.
1121
01:14:05,981 --> 01:14:08,084
I know I haven't made
things easy.
1122
01:14:11,987 --> 01:14:14,488
- It's pretty out here.
- Beautiful.
1123
01:14:18,026 --> 01:14:21,561
Do you know what it means when a
ship honks three times like that?
1124
01:14:21,563 --> 01:14:24,468
Someone told me once,
but I forgot.
1125
01:14:25,834 --> 01:14:26,904
Yes, I do.
1126
01:14:27,971 --> 01:14:30,671
It's based on
an old, Spanish legend.
1127
01:14:30,673 --> 01:14:32,273
Yeah.
1128
01:14:32,275 --> 01:14:34,708
Very romantic, by the way.
1129
01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:38,979
You see, there was a poor
housemaid named Catalina.
1130
01:14:38,981 --> 01:14:44,652
She was very pretty and caught the eye
of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.
1131
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:47,054
Okay, wait. You don't
remember anything,
1132
01:14:47,056 --> 01:14:48,588
yet you remember this?
1133
01:14:48,590 --> 01:14:50,858
It's a very famous legend.
1134
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:52,560
So, they fell in love.
1135
01:14:52,562 --> 01:14:53,627
Of course.
1136
01:14:53,629 --> 01:14:55,729
But Arturo's father forbade it.
1137
01:14:55,731 --> 01:14:59,300
He couldn't have his only son
running around with a commoner.
1138
01:14:59,302 --> 01:15:03,671
So, he ordered Arturo to return
to Spain, which he did.
1139
01:15:03,673 --> 01:15:06,707
But not before
promising Catalina
1140
01:15:06,709 --> 01:15:08,975
he'd come back
and signal for her
1141
01:15:08,977 --> 01:15:11,748
with three long blasts.
1142
01:15:12,615 --> 01:15:14,649
Just like you heard.
1143
01:15:14,651 --> 01:15:18,752
This sounds suspiciously like one of
the shows the kitchen guys watch.
1144
01:15:18,754 --> 01:15:20,887
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Uh-huh.
1145
01:15:20,889 --> 01:15:25,126
Anyway, a year later,
everything went as planned.
1146
01:15:25,128 --> 01:15:28,628
She swam out,
but the fog was too thick.
1147
01:15:28,630 --> 01:15:31,332
He called out,
"Catalina! Catalina!"
1148
01:15:31,334 --> 01:15:34,034
She yelled back,
"Arturo! Arturo!"
1149
01:15:34,036 --> 01:15:36,903
And with that,
he dove into the water.
1150
01:15:36,905 --> 01:15:38,773
They reunited,
1151
01:15:38,775 --> 01:15:41,042
and Catalina, who,
up until that point,
1152
01:15:41,044 --> 01:15:42,577
had been resisting him
1153
01:15:42,579 --> 01:15:45,516
because of some test
she had to study for,
1154
01:15:46,048 --> 01:15:48,851
finally let him kiss her.
1155
01:15:49,919 --> 01:15:50,952
Hmm.
1156
01:15:50,954 --> 01:15:52,920
Oh. Now I remember.
1157
01:15:52,922 --> 01:15:55,790
Three honks means a boat's
about to go in reverse.
1158
01:15:57,593 --> 01:15:58,628
Okay.
1159
01:15:59,062 --> 01:16:01,064
Maybe. Factually.
1160
01:16:01,664 --> 01:16:02,799
But I...
1161
01:16:20,749 --> 01:16:22,585
Was it always this good?
1162
01:16:24,620 --> 01:16:27,123
Every time with you
is like the first time.
1163
01:16:37,667 --> 01:16:39,102
Look at this thing.
We built it.
1164
01:16:40,870 --> 01:16:43,237
Your first pool, bro.
1165
01:16:43,239 --> 01:16:44,872
Good job.
1166
01:16:44,874 --> 01:16:47,707
Hey, look at you,
you got working man hands now.
1167
01:16:47,709 --> 01:16:48,911
Yeah!
1168
01:16:49,178 --> 01:16:51,244
Yes, I do!
1169
01:17:03,426 --> 01:17:05,126
That's good.
1170
01:17:05,128 --> 01:17:08,028
Take that play, get
off the block there by Laken Tomlinson.
1171
01:17:08,030 --> 01:17:11,666
This guy will be a defensive
MVP one day, I guarantee you.
1172
01:17:11,668 --> 01:17:13,603
Dad, what's a pervert?
1173
01:17:17,005 --> 01:17:18,204
Um...
1174
01:17:18,206 --> 01:17:20,073
Well, uh...
1175
01:17:20,075 --> 01:17:21,777
When a man
1176
01:17:22,879 --> 01:17:24,214
has a van...
1177
01:17:25,947 --> 01:17:27,148
Kate!
1178
01:17:27,150 --> 01:17:28,882
Molly has a question for you.
1179
01:17:29,986 --> 01:17:32,019
What is taking them so long?
1180
01:17:32,021 --> 01:17:33,253
Would you relax?
1181
01:17:33,255 --> 01:17:35,855
They said they were gonna post
the results after 2:00 p.m.
1182
01:17:35,857 --> 01:17:36,957
All right. Halftime.
1183
01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:39,126
I'm getting lunch.
1184
01:17:39,128 --> 01:17:41,164
Oh, wait. Where's my list?
1185
01:17:41,931 --> 01:17:42,997
Here.
1186
01:17:42,999 --> 01:17:45,035
Mmm... Ciao.
1187
01:17:46,902 --> 01:17:48,903
Wait! Hey, I forgot.
1188
01:17:48,905 --> 01:17:50,704
Honey!
1189
01:17:50,706 --> 01:17:54,207
Get coleslaw, okay?
And maybe some potato chips.
1190
01:17:54,209 --> 01:17:55,810
Okay, got it.
1191
01:17:55,812 --> 01:17:58,845
Write it down. I know you.
You're gonna forget.
1192
01:17:58,847 --> 01:18:01,181
And get cookies. I want cookies.
1193
01:18:01,183 --> 01:18:02,652
Cookies.
1194
01:18:04,020 --> 01:18:05,022
Pen.
1195
01:18:14,262 --> 01:18:15,264
Kate!
1196
01:18:16,932 --> 01:18:18,131
What's the matter?
1197
01:18:18,133 --> 01:18:21,268
I don't know.
I was just wondering
1198
01:18:21,270 --> 01:18:24,771
what the wife on an
infertile man would be doing
1199
01:18:24,773 --> 01:18:29,045
with a strip of ribbed,
reservoir-tipped Trojans?
1200
01:18:29,945 --> 01:18:30,946
Okay...
1201
01:18:31,813 --> 01:18:34,515
This is not what you think.
1202
01:18:34,517 --> 01:18:35,949
It's nothing.
1203
01:18:35,951 --> 01:18:38,018
Nothing? We made a vow.
1204
01:18:38,020 --> 01:18:40,887
A sacred vow,
which I kept, I think.
1205
01:18:40,889 --> 01:18:43,791
And don't assume
I didn't have opportunities,
1206
01:18:43,793 --> 01:18:44,958
because I did.
1207
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,230
Lots and lots of them. Probably.
1208
01:18:48,030 --> 01:18:49,195
This is nuts.
1209
01:18:49,197 --> 01:18:51,098
You know what, I'm glad.
1210
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:52,332
I'm glad you found these,
1211
01:18:52,334 --> 01:18:55,705
because I have been trying to
think of a way to tell you this.
1212
01:18:56,038 --> 01:18:57,307
You and I...
1213
01:18:59,909 --> 01:19:01,777
We're not really married.
1214
01:19:02,945 --> 01:19:04,545
Have I not made you happy?
1215
01:19:04,547 --> 01:19:06,814
Yes, but that's not the point.
1216
01:19:06,816 --> 01:19:08,815
I'm not your wife.
1217
01:19:08,817 --> 01:19:11,985
Those kids in there,
they're not your children.
1218
01:19:11,987 --> 01:19:13,757
Oh, this again.
1219
01:19:14,289 --> 01:19:15,855
Low blow.
1220
01:19:15,857 --> 01:19:17,259
All right, come on.
Come on!
1221
01:19:17,893 --> 01:19:20,127
Girls?
1222
01:19:20,129 --> 01:19:23,934
Girls, I just told him the truth,
and I want you to tell him, too.
1223
01:19:27,102 --> 01:19:28,237
Go ahead, tell him.
1224
01:19:30,005 --> 01:19:32,006
Tell him what?
1225
01:19:32,008 --> 01:19:33,276
Tell him he's not your dad.
1226
01:19:34,009 --> 01:19:34,975
But he is our dad?
1227
01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:38,011
No, don't tell him
what I told you to tell him.
1228
01:19:38,013 --> 01:19:40,247
Tell him what really
happened. Emily?
1229
01:19:40,249 --> 01:19:42,882
He got drunk and
blacked out on the beach.
1230
01:19:42,884 --> 01:19:44,885
We were really worried.
I couldn't sleep.
1231
01:19:44,887 --> 01:19:46,886
No, damn it!
Tell him the truth!
1232
01:19:46,888 --> 01:19:49,092
Don't you speak to
my three musketeers like that.
1233
01:19:49,825 --> 01:19:51,060
I've had it.
1234
01:19:54,129 --> 01:19:55,296
What do you think you're doing?
1235
01:19:55,298 --> 01:19:57,297
- We like him.
- We want to keep him.
1236
01:19:57,299 --> 01:20:00,266
You can't keep him.
He doesn't belong to you.
1237
01:20:00,268 --> 01:20:03,304
He didn't belong to you, either,
but that didn't stop you.
1238
01:20:03,306 --> 01:20:06,907
- You know I have my reasons.
- So do we.
1239
01:20:06,909 --> 01:20:10,010
Leo, listen. Look, look, look.
Those condoms aren't Kate's.
1240
01:20:10,012 --> 01:20:11,045
They're mine.
1241
01:20:11,047 --> 01:20:12,145
Don't cover for her.
1242
01:20:12,147 --> 01:20:15,349
No, I'm not.
She's covering for me.
1243
01:20:15,351 --> 01:20:18,318
Yeah. I'm the one
sleeping with the customers.
1244
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,854
Really?
1245
01:20:20,856 --> 01:20:24,190
I have a problem, Leo.
I'm obsessed with sex.
1246
01:20:24,192 --> 01:20:25,326
Come on.
1247
01:20:25,328 --> 01:20:27,627
I'm a sex addict!
It's a real thing.
1248
01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:28,962
What are you talking about?
1249
01:20:28,964 --> 01:20:30,197
Kate! I confessed.
1250
01:20:30,199 --> 01:20:31,998
You don't have to lie
for me anymore.
1251
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,634
I can finally get
the help I need.
1252
01:20:33,636 --> 01:20:35,336
Now, don't worry.
You don't have to tell Bobby.
1253
01:20:35,338 --> 01:20:36,871
I'll tell him.
1254
01:20:36,873 --> 01:20:37,874
Do you hate me?
1255
01:20:40,176 --> 01:20:41,410
Of course not.
1256
01:20:42,978 --> 01:20:44,815
I know the flesh is weak.
1257
01:20:45,447 --> 01:20:49,116
Hey, one day at a time. Hmm?
1258
01:20:49,118 --> 01:20:50,283
Yeah, one day at a time.
1259
01:20:53,222 --> 01:20:56,126
I'm so sorry I didn't trust you.
1260
01:20:57,293 --> 01:20:59,393
That really scared me.
1261
01:20:59,395 --> 01:21:02,061
It was like my whole life
was a lie.
1262
01:21:02,063 --> 01:21:03,363
Come on,
they're back on the field!
1263
01:21:03,365 --> 01:21:06,100
Hey. Second half's
about to start.
1264
01:21:06,102 --> 01:21:07,204
Mind doing the sandwich run?
1265
01:21:10,472 --> 01:21:12,107
What are you doing?
1266
01:21:13,308 --> 01:21:15,376
I can't keep this up forever.
1267
01:21:15,378 --> 01:21:16,677
Why not?
1268
01:21:16,679 --> 01:21:19,279
Okay, look, I know your relationship's
a little unconventional.
1269
01:21:19,281 --> 01:21:22,283
But whose isn't?
You guys are good together.
1270
01:21:22,285 --> 01:21:23,684
Stop fighting it.
1271
01:21:23,686 --> 01:21:25,051
I'll tell you one thing.
1272
01:21:25,053 --> 01:21:28,689
Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego
is not gonna like being cheated on.
1273
01:21:28,691 --> 01:21:30,323
- Kate!
- Shit.
1274
01:21:30,325 --> 01:21:31,328
They told him.
1275
01:21:33,262 --> 01:21:35,031
You passed! You're a nurse!
1276
01:21:45,540 --> 01:21:47,142
Congratulations, Mom!
1277
01:21:56,986 --> 01:21:58,188
- Hike!
- Let's do this.
1278
01:22:06,529 --> 01:22:08,061
- Hey, Gordo.
- Hey.
1279
01:22:08,063 --> 01:22:09,065
You okay?
1280
01:22:10,031 --> 01:22:10,965
Huh? Oh.
1281
01:22:10,967 --> 01:22:13,300
Yeah, well, you know,
I've been better.
1282
01:22:13,302 --> 01:22:14,167
Yeah.
1283
01:22:14,169 --> 01:22:16,202
But this is the
wake-up call we needed.
1284
01:22:16,204 --> 01:22:18,572
I wasn't as attentive to her
needs as I should have been.
1285
01:22:18,574 --> 01:22:21,511
You know, I can be
emotionally remote, bro.
1286
01:22:23,212 --> 01:22:25,112
We're starting couples therapy.
1287
01:22:25,114 --> 01:22:26,316
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
1288
01:22:27,350 --> 01:22:30,317
Just, whatever you do,
you know, don't...
1289
01:22:30,319 --> 01:22:33,022
I'm sorry, take Kate
for granted. Because...
1290
01:22:35,191 --> 01:22:38,324
Look, I know we can be
a little machista.
1291
01:22:38,326 --> 01:22:40,327
- It's our way. Yeah.
- You know?
1292
01:22:40,329 --> 01:22:43,199
But your vulnerability
and honesty really touches me.
1293
01:22:48,204 --> 01:22:49,205
You owe me.
1294
01:22:49,571 --> 01:22:51,537
I know.
1295
01:22:51,539 --> 01:22:54,241
Oh, yeah,
this is a Christmas card.
1296
01:22:54,243 --> 01:22:55,475
Oh, God, it's cold!
1297
01:22:55,477 --> 01:22:57,377
I got you!
1298
01:22:57,379 --> 01:22:59,516
That's him.
The chicken fight guy.
1299
01:24:03,344 --> 01:24:06,079
Hold the ashes!
Sorry, sorry.
1300
01:24:07,182 --> 01:24:08,450
This was taken 20 minutes ago.
1301
01:24:09,485 --> 01:24:10,650
- Leonardo?
- What?
1302
01:24:10,652 --> 01:24:12,454
It's Leonardo!
1303
01:24:24,432 --> 01:24:26,600
Hey, you guys! You guys!
1304
01:24:26,602 --> 01:24:28,568
Before I cut the cake,
1305
01:24:28,570 --> 01:24:31,305
I just want to thank you all
for being here.
1306
01:24:31,307 --> 01:24:34,174
I could not have passed
the test without you all.
1307
01:24:34,176 --> 01:24:36,510
- Nurse Kate!
- Nurse Kate!
1308
01:24:36,512 --> 01:24:38,048
Especially you, Leo.
1309
01:24:38,547 --> 01:24:40,279
He cooked, he cleaned.
1310
01:24:40,281 --> 01:24:43,216
He worked two jobs,
he kept me laughing.
1311
01:24:43,218 --> 01:24:44,685
And if you haven't tried
the empanadas yet,
1312
01:24:44,687 --> 01:24:46,319
they are delicious.
He made them.
1313
01:24:46,321 --> 01:24:47,554
They're gone!
1314
01:24:49,624 --> 01:24:51,190
What, babe?
1315
01:24:51,192 --> 01:24:52,529
They're delicious, bro.
1316
01:24:58,467 --> 01:25:00,103
Wait, wait, wait.
1317
01:25:00,535 --> 01:25:01,601
Wait, wait, wait.
1318
01:25:01,603 --> 01:25:03,202
I want to say something, too.
1319
01:25:03,204 --> 01:25:05,338
I mean, look at this face.
1320
01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:06,907
- Look at this face.
- Oh!
1321
01:25:06,909 --> 01:25:09,542
Isn't this the most beautiful
face you've ever seen?
1322
01:25:09,544 --> 01:25:11,377
Second. Second most beautiful.
1323
01:25:12,580 --> 01:25:14,616
She's too good for you!
1324
01:25:16,352 --> 01:25:20,690
And also, I don't remember
the first time I did this,
1325
01:25:22,258 --> 01:25:24,224
and that doesn't feel right.
1326
01:25:24,226 --> 01:25:26,362
So, Kate,
1327
01:25:28,630 --> 01:25:30,163
will you marry me again?
1328
01:25:30,165 --> 01:25:32,101
Holy crap.
1329
01:25:33,369 --> 01:25:34,504
Yeah.
1330
01:25:35,337 --> 01:25:37,436
Yes! Yes, I will!
1331
01:25:37,438 --> 01:25:39,372
- She said yes!
- She said yes!
1332
01:25:40,642 --> 01:25:42,275
That's what
I'm talking about, Leo!
1333
01:25:42,277 --> 01:25:43,377
Go, Mom!
1334
01:25:43,379 --> 01:25:45,278
That's what
I'm talking about, bro!
1335
01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:47,180
That's my boy right there.
1336
01:25:47,182 --> 01:25:49,248
Okay, that's love, baby.
1337
01:25:49,250 --> 01:25:53,287
"'And now, gentlemen, ' said d'Artagnan,
without stopping to explain his conduct,
1338
01:25:53,289 --> 01:25:56,256
"'all for one, and one for all.
1339
01:25:56,258 --> 01:25:58,524
"'That is our motto, is it not?
1340
01:25:58,526 --> 01:26:00,195
"'But still, look here.'"
1341
01:26:43,571 --> 01:26:45,404
Wow.
1342
01:26:45,406 --> 01:26:46,773
Whose fancy car is that?
1343
01:26:46,775 --> 01:26:48,344
That's so cool.
1344
01:27:05,761 --> 01:27:07,297
Hey, Papi!
1345
01:27:07,730 --> 01:27:09,363
Sofia!
1346
01:27:09,365 --> 01:27:10,463
Hi, Magda!
1347
01:27:10,465 --> 01:27:12,265
Let me just drop this
in the house.
1348
01:27:12,267 --> 01:27:13,335
Hey.
1349
01:27:36,691 --> 01:27:37,694
Papi.
1350
01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:39,462
Sofia.
1351
01:27:40,396 --> 01:27:42,331
Magda.
1352
01:27:43,331 --> 01:27:44,700
Oh, my God, I remember.
1353
01:27:46,302 --> 01:27:48,338
I'm Leonardo Montenegro.
1354
01:27:49,338 --> 01:27:50,639
Kate!
1355
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:52,805
I'm cured!
1356
01:27:52,807 --> 01:27:55,509
The doctor said my memory
could come back suddenly,
1357
01:27:55,511 --> 01:27:57,310
and he was right.
1358
01:27:57,312 --> 01:27:59,813
I mean, I saw Papi...
1359
01:27:59,815 --> 01:28:02,616
I walked past him into
the house and poof!
1360
01:28:02,618 --> 01:28:03,783
It came back!
1361
01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,820
Honey, ask me anything.
1362
01:28:07,822 --> 01:28:10,690
Ask me about my childhood
in Mexico City.
1363
01:28:10,692 --> 01:28:13,393
About my car collection.
1364
01:28:13,395 --> 01:28:14,827
About my money.
1365
01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:17,366
Money. I have money!
1366
01:28:18,433 --> 01:28:21,534
Lots and lots of money.
1367
01:28:21,536 --> 01:28:23,740
This is the happiest day
of my life!
1368
01:28:26,775 --> 01:28:27,777
Wait.
1369
01:28:32,414 --> 01:28:33,750
You're not my wife.
1370
01:28:35,683 --> 01:28:37,387
Why would you make me think...
1371
01:28:40,422 --> 01:28:41,723
Why would you do that to me?
1372
01:28:45,526 --> 01:28:46,828
I know why.
1373
01:28:49,397 --> 01:28:54,303
You're that awful carpet cleaner
lady who hates me.
1374
01:28:56,972 --> 01:28:58,441
And...
1375
01:28:59,441 --> 01:29:02,576
And these are your kids
1376
01:29:02,578 --> 01:29:04,513
and you made me believe...
1377
01:29:06,714 --> 01:29:07,717
Oh, God.
1378
01:29:09,418 --> 01:29:10,719
Oh, God.
1379
01:29:12,154 --> 01:29:13,656
You tricked me.
1380
01:29:14,923 --> 01:29:16,426
You used me.
1381
01:29:16,792 --> 01:29:17,858
Leo...
1382
01:29:17,860 --> 01:29:19,426
No, no, no.
1383
01:29:19,428 --> 01:29:20,697
My name is not Leo.
1384
01:29:21,597 --> 01:29:22,799
It's Leonardo.
1385
01:29:24,665 --> 01:29:26,668
And I don't belong with you.
1386
01:29:30,672 --> 01:29:31,874
And I don't belong with them.
1387
01:29:40,949 --> 01:29:42,485
I'll get my things.
1388
01:30:11,746 --> 01:30:13,482
There's nothing
in there that's mine.
1389
01:30:17,518 --> 01:30:18,920
For what it's worth...
1390
01:30:20,021 --> 01:30:21,556
I'm sorry.
1391
01:30:22,490 --> 01:30:23,525
And...
1392
01:30:24,793 --> 01:30:26,596
And thank you.
1393
01:30:38,941 --> 01:30:39,942
Hey.
1394
01:30:57,058 --> 01:30:58,591
Girls.
1395
01:30:58,593 --> 01:30:59,725
Don't go!
1396
01:30:59,727 --> 01:31:02,261
Dad! Dad! Don't go.
1397
01:31:02,263 --> 01:31:04,831
Dad! Dad!
1398
01:31:04,833 --> 01:31:05,868
Dad!
1399
01:31:06,668 --> 01:31:07,701
Dad!
1400
01:31:07,703 --> 01:31:09,836
No! Don't go, don't go!
1401
01:31:09,838 --> 01:31:11,007
Wait, no.
1402
01:31:16,078 --> 01:31:17,446
Daddy!
1403
01:31:18,847 --> 01:31:20,483
Daddy, wait!
1404
01:32:05,593 --> 01:32:06,893
Welcome back, sir.
1405
01:32:06,895 --> 01:32:08,763
Your funeral was lovely,
by the way.
1406
01:32:18,072 --> 01:32:20,840
I liked Dad's sauce better.
1407
01:32:20,842 --> 01:32:22,908
Sweetie, you know
he was never really your dad.
1408
01:32:22,910 --> 01:32:24,877
You should have tried
to stop him.
1409
01:32:24,879 --> 01:32:26,680
What was I gonna say?
1410
01:32:26,682 --> 01:32:29,849
I lied to him.
I basically kidnapped the man.
1411
01:32:29,851 --> 01:32:33,623
So what? You're obviously
totally in love with him.
1412
01:32:34,655 --> 01:32:35,956
What does it matter now?
1413
01:32:35,958 --> 01:32:37,657
He's back to his old life,
1414
01:32:37,659 --> 01:32:41,063
with his servants
and supermodels.
1415
01:32:42,597 --> 01:32:43,665
It's over.
1416
01:32:44,732 --> 01:32:48,538
Now finish up, 'cause
Grandma can't wait to see ya.
1417
01:34:05,047 --> 01:34:06,616
No, I don't drink.
1418
01:34:09,985 --> 01:34:13,089
Wait, wait. I do drink.
1419
01:34:14,188 --> 01:34:15,154
Fill her up, Colin!
1420
01:34:15,156 --> 01:34:17,791
Yes, that was definitely
my recollection, sir.
1421
01:34:17,793 --> 01:34:20,460
- Give me the bottle.
- Ah, what was I thinking?
1422
01:34:40,248 --> 01:34:42,282
This is horrifying.
1423
01:34:46,855 --> 01:34:48,223
Why is she doing this?
1424
01:34:49,958 --> 01:34:53,029
Because life's short, and you
don't wanna have regrets.
1425
01:34:59,868 --> 01:35:01,134
Come on. We're getting Leo.
1426
01:35:01,136 --> 01:35:02,234
Yay!
1427
01:35:02,236 --> 01:35:05,070
Excuse us. Diarrhea. Excuse us.
1428
01:35:05,072 --> 01:35:06,305
Where are you going?
1429
01:35:06,307 --> 01:35:07,842
- I'll call you.
- Yes, yes, yes!
1430
01:35:10,212 --> 01:35:11,813
Hurry up,
we gotta catch him.
1431
01:35:19,087 --> 01:35:20,753
Sir, you should have called me.
1432
01:35:20,755 --> 01:35:21,954
I'd have gotten that for you.
1433
01:35:21,956 --> 01:35:24,157
You know, it's funny.
1434
01:35:24,159 --> 01:35:26,259
I've had this boat for 10 years,
1435
01:35:26,261 --> 01:35:29,229
and I don't think
I ever stepped foot in here.
1436
01:35:29,231 --> 01:35:31,163
Well, that's because
you have people
1437
01:35:31,165 --> 01:35:33,032
to take care
of everything for you.
1438
01:35:33,034 --> 01:35:36,301
You know, when I was
working construction,
1439
01:35:36,303 --> 01:35:39,072
I hated rich assholes like me.
1440
01:35:39,074 --> 01:35:40,273
Hmm.
1441
01:35:40,275 --> 01:35:43,342
Did you hate me, Colin?
You can be honest.
1442
01:35:43,344 --> 01:35:46,011
Well. If I may
remind you, sir,
1443
01:35:46,013 --> 01:35:49,215
the reason I got this job was because
the last steward was honest.
1444
01:35:49,217 --> 01:35:51,721
Eh.
1445
01:35:53,254 --> 01:35:54,723
Can I confess something?
1446
01:35:55,089 --> 01:35:56,092
Hmm.
1447
01:35:58,125 --> 01:36:01,129
I'm not exactly sure
where I fit in anymore.
1448
01:36:02,062 --> 01:36:03,065
Is that crazy?
1449
01:36:05,267 --> 01:36:10,235
Most of us only know the world
that we're born into.
1450
01:36:10,237 --> 01:36:14,110
You've had the privilege of seeing life
from an entirely different perspective.
1451
01:36:14,910 --> 01:36:16,876
Yeah, I did.
1452
01:36:16,878 --> 01:36:18,147
And it sucked, didn't it?
1453
01:36:26,053 --> 01:36:27,153
What's up, Kate?
1454
01:36:27,155 --> 01:36:29,157
Bobby, we need your boat!
1455
01:36:30,225 --> 01:36:32,926
You hear that?
She needs my boat.
1456
01:36:32,928 --> 01:36:34,063
She needs it.
1457
01:37:46,368 --> 01:37:49,002
"There was hope
a Mexico City woman
1458
01:37:49,004 --> 01:37:51,874
"yachting nearby
might be his sister."
1459
01:38:20,101 --> 01:38:21,136
Three.
1460
01:38:22,102 --> 01:38:24,272
Three! That's Kate!
1461
01:38:25,339 --> 01:38:27,073
That's Kate.
1462
01:38:27,075 --> 01:38:29,141
Leonardo.
1463
01:38:29,143 --> 01:38:30,913
Move away, Captain.
1464
01:38:41,423 --> 01:38:44,159
Arturo! Arturo!
1465
01:38:44,959 --> 01:38:48,293
Catalina! Catalina!
1466
01:38:52,499 --> 01:38:55,435
- They're turning!
- Mom! Mom! Mom!
1467
01:38:55,437 --> 01:38:58,003
They're turning around.
Why are they turning around?
1468
01:38:58,005 --> 01:38:59,738
- I don't know.
- Bobby, do something.
1469
01:38:59,740 --> 01:39:01,276
No, no, no!
1470
01:39:02,142 --> 01:39:03,212
Papa!
1471
01:39:13,554 --> 01:39:15,354
Come on,
come on, we're losing them!
1472
01:39:15,356 --> 01:39:16,521
Can't this thing go any faster?
1473
01:39:16,523 --> 01:39:18,157
No, it's a leisure boat, babe!
1474
01:39:18,159 --> 01:39:19,391
Just admit you overpaid.
1475
01:39:19,393 --> 01:39:20,592
Okay, okay, I overpaid!
1476
01:39:20,594 --> 01:39:22,327
We're never gonna catch them.
1477
01:39:22,329 --> 01:39:23,498
I should have sprung
for the 40-footer.
1478
01:39:27,201 --> 01:39:29,202
I'm sorry, Kate.
There's nothing I can do.
1479
01:39:43,017 --> 01:39:45,318
I love you, Kate!
1480
01:39:45,320 --> 01:39:48,023
I love you, too!
1481
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:00,269
What's he doing?
1482
01:40:03,437 --> 01:40:06,240
- Oh, my God!
- Whoa! That was amazing!
1483
01:40:09,811 --> 01:40:11,179
Man overboard!
1484
01:40:17,584 --> 01:40:19,818
- What? Kate!
- Mom!
1485
01:40:19,820 --> 01:40:21,153
- Mom!
- Kate.
1486
01:40:21,155 --> 01:40:23,088
I'm coming!
1487
01:40:23,090 --> 01:40:26,059
Mom! What are you doing?
1488
01:40:26,061 --> 01:40:28,461
What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy!
1489
01:40:28,463 --> 01:40:29,498
Get the dinghy, bro!
1490
01:40:31,199 --> 01:40:33,533
I never want to be
apart from you!
1491
01:40:33,535 --> 01:40:36,038
I'll never
let you go again!
1492
01:40:40,075 --> 01:40:41,110
Leonardo!
1493
01:40:48,148 --> 01:40:50,218
Never actually been in this thing, bro.
1494
01:41:15,509 --> 01:41:17,245
Mom! What is he doing?
1495
01:41:18,312 --> 01:41:19,511
I don't know!
1496
01:41:19,513 --> 01:41:21,346
I'm negotiating!
1497
01:41:21,348 --> 01:41:23,315
Kate, get in here!
You're gonna drown. Come on!
1498
01:41:26,387 --> 01:41:27,389
Leo!
1499
01:41:59,486 --> 01:42:01,389
Honey, are you coming?
1500
01:42:08,495 --> 01:42:10,496
This is not how I envisioned
this moment.
1501
01:42:10,498 --> 01:42:12,564
I know. I know.
1502
01:42:12,566 --> 01:42:15,301
It's just that most people
don't actually
1503
01:42:15,303 --> 01:42:17,369
have to choose between
love and money.
1504
01:42:17,371 --> 01:42:19,173
It's not easy.
1505
01:42:37,659 --> 01:42:40,792
It's easy. I choose you.
1506
01:42:40,794 --> 01:42:43,261
Oye, Leo, you're giving up
a lot, dude.
1507
01:42:43,263 --> 01:42:46,232
No one would begrudge you if you
wanted to take a few minutes.
1508
01:42:46,234 --> 01:42:47,567
Bobby, would you stay
out of this?
1509
01:42:47,569 --> 01:42:48,534
What? I'm just saying!
1510
01:42:48,536 --> 01:42:51,269
Love fades, okay?
I mean, it's wonderful.
1511
01:42:51,271 --> 01:42:53,605
But some of the excitement
goes away. Now, money...
1512
01:42:53,607 --> 01:42:55,774
Bobby! Shut the hell up!
1513
01:42:55,776 --> 01:42:58,677
- You shut up, babe!
- Yeah! Shut the hell up!
1514
01:42:58,679 --> 01:43:00,249
Kate, listen.
1515
01:43:01,449 --> 01:43:03,649
My life was richer
when I was poor with you
1516
01:43:03,651 --> 01:43:05,454
than when I had all the money
in the world.
1517
01:43:08,755 --> 01:43:10,756
If I jump back in the water,
1518
01:43:10,758 --> 01:43:13,326
will you promise
to kiss me this time?
1519
01:43:13,328 --> 01:43:14,362
Yes.
1520
01:43:31,012 --> 01:43:32,246
Go, Kate!
1521
01:43:33,380 --> 01:43:35,280
Ay.
1522
01:43:46,261 --> 01:43:47,560
Go, Mom!
1523
01:43:58,505 --> 01:44:00,573
Lunches are done!
1524
01:44:00,575 --> 01:44:02,475
Bobby's picking me up in five.
1525
01:44:02,477 --> 01:44:04,743
All right. You sure you can pick
up the girls from school today?
1526
01:44:04,745 --> 01:44:06,578
- Uh, yeah.
- I got it.
1527
01:44:06,580 --> 01:44:08,413
Emily, tell him I'm coming.
1528
01:44:08,415 --> 01:44:09,415
Yes.
1529
01:44:09,417 --> 01:44:11,317
Then I'll drop Olivia
at football practice,
1530
01:44:11,319 --> 01:44:12,486
but you have to pick her up.
1531
01:44:13,754 --> 01:44:16,488
- Colin?
- Hello again.
1532
01:44:16,490 --> 01:44:18,724
What on Earth?
1533
01:44:20,527 --> 01:44:22,263
Hey, come here.
1534
01:44:22,730 --> 01:44:23,895
What are you doing here?
1535
01:44:23,897 --> 01:44:25,064
I was hoping you might
be in the market
1536
01:44:25,066 --> 01:44:28,634
for a top-notch, Scottish nanny
with excellent references.
1537
01:44:28,636 --> 01:44:30,403
You know I'd love that,
1538
01:44:30,405 --> 01:44:32,805
but there's no way
we can afford you.
1539
01:44:32,807 --> 01:44:34,806
Well, in fact you can, sir.
1540
01:44:34,808 --> 01:44:36,475
Sofia sent me back
with the yacht.
1541
01:44:36,477 --> 01:44:37,409
She wanted to remind you
1542
01:44:37,411 --> 01:44:40,378
it was a birthday present
from your father.
1543
01:44:40,380 --> 01:44:43,317
The deed is in your name.
It's still yours.
1544
01:44:45,386 --> 01:44:47,586
Oh, my God.
1545
01:44:47,588 --> 01:44:49,424
You mean I can sell it?
1546
01:44:50,458 --> 01:44:51,756
It must be worth a fortune.
1547
01:44:51,758 --> 01:44:53,395
Over 60 million.
1548
01:44:57,432 --> 01:44:58,433
Pesos?
1549
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,570
God, no, ma'am. Dollars.
1550
01:45:03,437 --> 01:45:04,537
Oh.
1551
01:45:19,486 --> 01:45:22,854
By the power invested in me
by the Royal Norwegian Navy,
1552
01:45:22,856 --> 01:45:25,359
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
1553
01:45:32,133 --> 01:45:34,536
- Go, Mom!
- Go, Mom!
1554
01:45:35,803 --> 01:45:37,439
Go, Dad!
1555
01:46:17,712 --> 01:46:18,810
Okay.
1556
01:46:18,812 --> 01:46:20,979
Before I toast the happy couple,
1557
01:46:20,981 --> 01:46:23,482
let me just dispel a few rumors
1558
01:46:23,484 --> 01:46:24,617
that have been floating around
1559
01:46:24,619 --> 01:46:26,719
about me being cheated on.
1560
01:46:26,721 --> 01:46:30,723
Never happened. Okay?
Not once, not ever.
1561
01:46:30,725 --> 01:46:33,661
There's just so much
I wanna say.
1562
01:46:34,195 --> 01:46:35,764
But I'm not a poet.
1563
01:46:36,530 --> 01:46:38,730
I don't have words.
1564
01:46:38,732 --> 01:46:40,502
I have music.
1565
01:46:50,844 --> 01:46:54,646
I'm so sorry I couldn't
be there to celebrate with you.
1566
01:46:54,648 --> 01:46:57,783
But I'm here in the Philippines,
1567
01:46:57,785 --> 01:47:01,586
spearheading the Montenegros'
Children's Education Initiative,
1568
01:47:01,588 --> 01:47:05,024
and, oh, I've been here
helping these kids
1569
01:47:05,026 --> 01:47:09,662
have a happier, better life,
and they adore me.
1570
01:47:09,664 --> 01:47:11,896
- Right?
- No.
1571
01:47:11,898 --> 01:47:13,032
When we first met,
1572
01:47:13,034 --> 01:47:15,067
I was the catch. Okay?
1573
01:47:15,069 --> 01:47:17,036
I was the football player.
1574
01:47:17,038 --> 01:47:18,770
I was the quarterback,
all right?
1575
01:47:18,772 --> 01:47:20,238
She didn't even make
cheerleader.
1576
01:47:20,240 --> 01:47:21,907
She was on the spirit squad.
1577
01:47:21,909 --> 01:47:23,578
When I look at Leo...
1578
01:47:24,712 --> 01:47:25,981
When I look at Kate...
1579
01:47:28,950 --> 01:47:29,951
When I look at Leo and Kate...
1580
01:47:43,897 --> 01:47:46,832
Right now, I'm backstage
1581
01:47:46,834 --> 01:47:48,766
at the Golden Pond
Retirement Home,
1582
01:47:48,768 --> 01:47:50,802
about five minutes from curtain.
1583
01:47:50,804 --> 01:47:53,104
I'm playing Hodel
in Fiddler on the Roof.
1584
01:47:53,106 --> 01:47:55,576
And I thought now was a good time to talk about allowance.
1585
01:48:02,549 --> 01:48:06,719
♪ Leo has the best spaghetti
I ever tasted ♪
1586
01:48:06,721 --> 01:48:08,753
I have never in all my puff
been at a wedding
1587
01:48:08,755 --> 01:48:09,954
where there's been a free bar.
1588
01:48:09,956 --> 01:48:12,091
Usually, at the end, the
tries to settle up the bill.
1589
01:48:12,093 --> 01:48:13,292
And they're,
"Oh, no, I didn't have it.
1590
01:48:13,294 --> 01:48:14,859
"I only had beer,
you"
1591
01:48:14,861 --> 01:48:16,095
There's always a
at a wedding.
1592
01:48:17,597 --> 01:48:18,732
Leonardo.
1593
01:48:29,009 --> 01:48:31,745
Bobby has asked me
to read a prepared statement.
1594
01:48:33,748 --> 01:48:35,814
"I never cheated on my husband.
1595
01:48:35,816 --> 01:48:36,814
"I never would.
1596
01:48:36,816 --> 01:48:38,587
"No woman ever would."
1597
01:48:49,597 --> 01:48:51,095
- Mwah!
- Cheers.
1598
01:48:51,097 --> 01:48:52,730
Mmm.
1599
01:48:52,732 --> 01:48:53,765
Ah!
1600
01:48:53,767 --> 01:48:55,002
Whoo!
1601
01:48:56,848 --> 01:49:01,848
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