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ترجمات كتبها Islam Ayoub

(POP تشغيل الموسيقى)

المدرب: (ON SPEAKERS) ممرضة أن ترصد

التي الآثار الجانبية لدواء مضاد للصفيحات؟

A، وانخفاض في ضغط الدم. B، والهبات الساخنة.

C، ظهور الدم في البراز. D، عدم وضوح الرؤية.

ضغط الدم.

C، ظهور الدم في البراز.

- (تتنهد) - (النقرات)

صفيحات، ظهور الدم في البراز.

♪ المضادة للصفيحات، براز دموي

♪ براز دموي، براز دموي

♪ المضادة للصفيحات، براز دموي أوه، اليوم دو داه

♪ أوه، اليوم دو الداه أوه، اليوم دو داه

♪ المضادة للصفيحات، براز دموي ♪

(WOMEN الناطقة بالإسبانية ON TV)

(تتنهد) مشاهدة بعض الألعاب الرياضية مثل الرجل الحقيقي.

وهذا له 10 مرات العاطفة لكرة القدم الخاصة بك.

(التكلم بصوت عال باللغة الإسبانية)

انه سخيف.

مهلا. آسف، وقدم بعض سيرفر لي المال الرطب.

حسنا، هنا التسليم الخاص بك.

أوه، وأنا من شأنه أن ينقذ 650 شجرة السرو لآخر.

(SIGHS) Canadian bacon and pineapple? No. Ew.

Hey, he's cute, and you might have fun.

I don't have time for fun.

Well, then you're doing it wrong.

Add it to the list.

COOK: It's not ridiculous.

These stories come from real life.

Crazy things happen all the time.

Come on, back me up on this.

I don't watch this shit.

I don't even hear it. It's like working at my abuela's.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Huh.

(CHUCKLING)

INSTRUCTOR: When suctioning mucus from a patient's lung,

which action completes the procedure...

(HONKS)

KATE: Hey, girls, come on, let's go!

- Hey, Mom! - Hi, Mom!

Move! We gotta go!

Really, Mom? The sign?

Be embarrassed in the car, okay?

I've got eight minutes to get these pizzas across town.

Move!

How was school?

- EMILY: Fine. - Oh, don't tip 'em.

(WOMEN CHEERING)

COLIN: Change of plans, sir.

We're just having some minor mechanical issues.

We'll dock at the nearest harbor for some repairs

and I'll arrange to have

the carpets professionally cleaned.

Don't need to know how the sausage is made, Colin!

- COLIN: Absolutely right, sir. - (CELL PHONE RINGING)

(PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)

- Papa. Papa. - Mmm-hmm.

INSTRUCTOR: When swabbing fecal matter,

a nurse should take which of the following precautions?

- OLIVIA: Bye, Mom! - MOLLY: See ya, Mom!

KATE: All right, listen to your grandma, okay?

Hi, Grandma!

And, hey, I want you to take a bath, Olivia!

- Use soap. - OLIVIA: Okay.

You're not gonna believe this.

Remember how I sang that song from Les Mis

at the Saint James talent show

and everyone said I was amazing?

Okay, Mom, can you just type this up in an e-mail,

because I'm gonna be late for my other job.

Turns out, a producer

from the Eugene Senior Theater touring company was there.

He had tears.

Anyway, one of their leads fell in the shower,

and they want me to step in.

What? When is this all supposed to be happening?

I'm leaving tonight. They're already in tech.

No! Mom, my nursing exam is in less than a month

and you agreed to help.

I'm 72. If I don't follow my dreams now, when will I?

(SCOFFS) Never, Mom!

The whole reason we moved here is so I could study more.

I already failed the exam once.

No, don't guilt me.

You're not the only one with a dead husband.

Dad's not dead, you're divorced!

- Oh, and I'm gonna need you to take care of Fiona. - (SIGHS)

The kennel won't take her. She has crate anxiety.

You can't possibly be this selfish.

I'm sorry, honey, but the theater is calling me.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

Oh! Literally. They need my dress size.

Hi, there. Normally a zero, but a two if I'm bloated.

Good night.

Hey, don't stay up too late.

KATE: Oh, God.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GASPS)

Holy crap.

Here we are. I'll be around if you need me.

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(SIGHS)

Guess where I am?

Some dude's yacht.

You little tramp.

- I'm cleaning the carpets. - Oh.

Oh, my God. Theresa, look at this bathroom.

God, I could live in here!

Oh.

And they have candy. Who has candy in the bathroom?

(GAGS)

That's not candy.

Yeah, because nobody has candy in the bathroom.

- Oh, God. - Because it's a bathroom!

Okay, come on, show me more. Wait, wait, wait.

Is that the guy? Is he married? He's cute.

LEONARDO: And that's not even a very good picture.

Hello, Theresa!

- Oh, God. - Hi!

By the way, she's single, and horny.

Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I'll get out of here.

No, no, no. I should get up. Busy day.

I've got a lot of... Whew!

Really nothing to do. (CHUCKLES)

Colin, I'm ready for my Bloody Mary. Yeah.

Mostly Mary. Yeah.

Well, now you know.

I'm a grown man with a tattoo on his butt.

Is that Speedy Gonzales?

Do you know another cartoon mouse with a sombrero?

(IMITATING SPEEDY GONZALES SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) I hate the pussycat.

(CHUCKLES)

Let me guess, you were, uh, a little tipsy when you got that?

Not at all.

I love Speedy. He's fast, he's charming.

He's Mexican.

He outsmarts the pussycat

and brings delicious cheese to his people.

And he's just fun to look at.

My name is Leonardo.

Kate. Sullivan.

You're very attractive for a carpet cleaning lady.

Yeah.

Although you maybe could do something with your hair.

Yeah...

No, well, no, that's not it. It's your face.

Yeah. I mean, it's good.

I wanna like it, it's just...

It's just somehow less than the sum of its parts.

What animal do people say you look like?

Apologies, sir, I thought you were up and about already.

Ah, finally. It's about time.

Um, have Chef Gerard prepare breakfast. Then, fire him.

Of course, but perhaps we could give him a few weeks' notice.

His wife's expecting.

But his food is boring.

Absolutely.

There you are, sleepyhead. Hi.

Well, this is awkward. We're wearing the same thing.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

- Boop! Boop! - (GIGGLING)

(IN ENGLISH) Lead the way, girls!

Okay.

Boop! Boop!

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Boop!

Oh, try to hurry. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna need the room.

(KNOCKING)

- MAN: Excuse me, Captain? - Yeah.

Checked the engine, you're in luck.

It's just the anti-siphon valve. No problem.

(SPEAKING NORWEGIAN)

(IN ENGLISH) I was just telling him

that I was right, and that he's a dumbass.

Say, how'd this dude make all his money, anyway?

He didn't.

His family owns the largest building supply company in the world.

Now this is what he does all day.

(GIRLS CHATTERING)

MECHANIC: Chicken fight?

(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

(MAGDALENA SPEAKING SPANISH)

(FORCED LAUGHTER)

CAPTAIN: (IN ENGLISH) All right. Here's my info.

If you're ever in Norway, look me up.

The summers are insane.

That's happening, Oddvar. That's definitely happening.

Hi. Excuse me, I was told to clean in there.

Something about a glitter bomb?

Is that gonna disturb you?

No, not at all.

Hmm. I'm craving something. What is it?

(SMACKS LIPS)

Excuse me, are you talking to me?

Sweet, but not too sweet. Hmm.

Is it mango? I'm pretty sure it's mango.

No. No, wait, wait. It's papaya.

Is it papaya?

I would have no way of knowing that.

(SCOFFS) Of course.

Could you be a doll and get me a little of both?

Hmm?

You know I was just hired to do carpets, right?

I don't see why that should prevent you from getting me a little snack.

Don't you have, like, 10,000 other people to do that for you?

Yeah. But you're right here.

Okay, I'm sorry, but I really have to finish up

so I can pick my girls up from school.

(CHUCKLES) Shh.

(MUTTERING IN SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Perhaps you don't know who I am.

I know exactly who you are.

You showed me your ass and did a number on my self-esteem.

Then why don't I have my fruit?

Beats me. But I'm not getting it.

Okay. Fair enough.

You're fired.

(GASPS)

For not getting you a mango?

Or a papaya.

Okay, you know what? That's fine.

Just pay me and I'll be on my way.

(CHUCKLES)

I'm not paying you or the "We Care Carpet and Fabric Company."

Dude, you have a toilet in there

that costs more than I make in a year.

You hired me to do a job. I did it. You're paying me.

Nope.

Mr. Montenegro, ready to ship out when you are.

Great! Push off. The Pacific awaits.

Goodbye, Kate.

(EXCLAIMS)

You are a horrible person.

A first-class asshole!

"A first-class asshole."

You're no charmer yourself.

Oh, whoa! That stung.

(LAUGHING)

You selfish, condescending prick!

I bet you haven't worked a single day in your entire, self-absorbed life.

(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

(LAUGHING)

And to think I was this, this close,

to inviting you to join us in the Jacuzzi.

(SCOFFS)

There isn't enough penicillin in the world!

(HONKS)

No, no, wait. No, no, no.

No. Don't untie the boat.

Excuse me, wait. Excuse me! Captain! I'm still on board.

- Don't leave yet! - (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

Women adore me. I'm charming, and fit, and disease-free.

Oh, grow up.

You are a vain, empty little man,

who'd be nothing without his daddy's money.

(LAUGHS)

KATE: Oh, no!

You gotta be kidding me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait.

Better jump off.

No. No. I am not going anywhere, until you,

or one of your butlers or bimbos writes me a check.

Fine. Next stop, San Francisco.

Fine. I'll be a pain in your ass for the next 12 hours.

(SIGHS)

I guess I didn't think this through.

No, you didn't.

I can't believe you're making me do this.

(SCREAMS)

(GASPING)

What the hell is wrong with you?

Wait! My equipment.

LEONARDO: Oh, of course.

Here you are.

No! No, no, no! It's very expensive! No!

Oh!

Wait. I forgot something. Your bucket.

- Fetch. - No!

(LEONARDO LAUGHS)

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

LEONARDO: And just so you know,

my life is not empty! Hmm?

Everyone wants my life because it's meaningful.

I hate you!

Goodbye.

(GRUNTING)

(LEONARDO LAUGHS)

(SIGHS)

Oh, God.

And now I owe the cleaning company $3,000 for a new machine!

And they fired me. He is the devil.

Whoa, who's the devil?

- Leonardo Montenegro. - Who's that?

Says here he's the son of the third richest man in the world.

A Latino? Hell yeah. Mi gente, babe, showin' up.

Hey! Those are for the crew, right? Not their boss?

What are you talking about, babe? I lost eight pounds.

Pretty soon I'm gonna be breaking out my skinny shirts.

(VOCALIZING)

I love when he dances.

Bring back the Hasselbeck.

KATE: You know what I got in my bank account?

$42. I need to get another job. Like, tonight.

Bobby, are you hiring?

Yeah, sure, if you can haul giant bags of concrete all day.

We could probably scrape together a few bucks for you.

Just Benny started college and somebody bought a boat!

Come on, babe, we're gonna relitigate this?

I paid significantly below market for that boat.

I had to buy it. It was a steal.

Why am I even trying to be a nurse?

I'm gonna be delivering pizzas

and cleaning carpets for the rest of my life.

Kate, don't say that. Hey, look.

Have a garlic knot.

It makes everything just a little bit better, I promise.

No, it doesn't.

No? I'll have one.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

COMMENTATOR: Moretti plays it back to midfield,

controlling the pace as always.

(LAUGHS)

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(MOANING)

Oops.

(IN ENGLISH) Give me a second. Don't turn of.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

(IN ENGLISH) My condom drawer's empty.

I'll fix this.

And the door was wide open, but Magnusson hesitates...

(PHONE RINGING)

I've told the man repeatedly,

for the nine minutes I am having my supper,

I am off the clock.

(TV VOLUME INCREASES)

What am I paying these people for?

- I'll be back. - Okay.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

- (WHOOPS) - (CHUCKLES)

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLING)

(HUMMING)

(IN ENGLISH) Please be here.

(SCOFFS) Damn it, I'm relentless.

Hmm.

- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - (SINGING ALONG)

(LAUGHS)

Yes!

Five!

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(LEONARDO WHOOPING)

(VOCALIZING)

Whoa!

(IN ENGLISH) Help me, somebody!

Help me, please!

Please, anyone, help!

Colin! Help!

- Goal! - ALL: Yeah! Yeah!

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Help me!

(IN ENGLISH) Help, Captain!

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SCREAMING)

(WATER SPLASHES)

(SHOUTS IN ENGLISH) Help! Help, somebody!

(GROANS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

SHERIFF: Rough night, pal?

Hey!

(SIREN WAILS)

I don't wanna get your hopes up, ma'am,

but we might have found him.

LEONARDO: Like I told the officer,

I don't know what day it is. I don't know where I was born.

I don't even know my own name.

I remember nothing except waking up

on a beach with an ass full of sand.

You're a doctor, right?

Well, fix it.

And also...

(WHISPERING) Can I get a prettier nurse?

She is the pretty one.

DOCTOR: Probably caused by acute trauma to the medial temporal lobe.

Amnesia, really? Is it permanent?

Well, the brain is a tricky thing.

He might get his memory back in a couple of days

or maybe never at all.

But to be honest, we've only had

one case of amnesia here in Elk Cove

and that was a pretty young woman back in the '80s.

Fingers crossed, this is your brother,

but this is a beach town, we do get our share of homeless here.

So what happens if he's just some poor guy living on the street?

Then he'll be shipped off to a psychiatric facility up in Salem.

- Oh, my God. - People get lost up there.

Here we are.

And he really remembers nothing?

Not a thing.

LEONARDO: For the hundredth time, I don't want chicken or beef.

I want fish.

A simple, grilled piece of sea bass. With a buttery Chardonnay.

(WHISPERING) That's not my brother.

LEONARDO: Do it! Today!

What are you waiting for?

(LEONARDO SPEAKING SPANISH)

Oh, shit.

Shit! Ow.

Shit!

Shit.

I got two weeks. I am having a total anxiety attack.

I can't make those girls move again.

Okay, honey, hang on. I got a half a Xanax in my purse.

We're gonna figure this out.

Kate. Look at this.

I was searching for a used lawnmower in the Beachcomber, and look what I found.

Amnesia. Right here in our little town.

I told you this stuff happens all the time.

Dude has no idea who he is.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's him.

That's the asshole! (GASPS)

"An unidentified homeless man.

"General retrograde amnesia.

"There was hope a Mexico City woman

"yachting nearby might be his sister, but..."

That was his sister. (SCOFFS)

Unbelievable.

I bet she's pretending not to know him,

so she can take over the company.

They did that on Amor sin Maquillaje.

Okay.

We are going down to the hospital right now

and getting the money he owes me.

And add a little for pain and suffering, too.

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna add a lot. He treated me like crap.

Yeah, and I need new cleats.

We're all gonna get new cleats!

THERESA: Okay, wait. Hey, Kate?

If he didn't pay you when he knew who you were,

what makes you think he's gonna pay you now?

(GROWLS) This is so frustrating!

I hate rich people. They get away with everything.

But you know what? No, not this time.

Because I am not gonna tell them who he is.

I am just gonna let him rot in there.

Yeah, you could do that,

or you can be like them and take advantage of the situation.

How? How could I do that?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) What? (SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SIGHS)

(IN ENGLISH) State or federal?

THERESA: All right, hey, girls. I'm gonna need you to help your mom

dig up some old family photos.

I'm gonna ask Bobby to loan us a box of his useless, skinny clothes,

because I have an idea that you're gonna hate,

but you're wrong because it is poetic in its justice.

- KATE: Hi. - Hi.

I'm here to pick up my husband, the man with amnesia.

Oh. You must be Kate?

وكان الدكتور فليتشر سعيدا للغاية للحصول على المكالمة.

كنا جميعا.

سأذهب الحصول عليه.

نسيت تقريبا. هنا كل شيء كان معه.

شكرا لكم.

الانتظار، حسنا، كنت مجرد العصبي.

نعم، العصبي حقا.

هذا هو مجنون، وربما غير قانوني.

كيت، هيا. إلى أين تذهب؟

انظروا، هل تريد أن تحصل على طرد؟

بالطبع لا.

حسنا، حسنا، ثم التمسك النصي. لدينا خطة.

شهر واحد حتى الاختبار. سوف بوبي تعاقد مع اللاعب،

وقال انه سوف يكون راتب إضافي، بحيث يكون لديك الوقت لدراسة.

أنا بالكاد يعرف الرجل. أنا لست ستعمل تسمح له بأن يعيش.

ولكن كنت ستعمل على أن تكون هناك دراسة.

هذا هو السبب في أنه من العبقرية.

وقال انه سوف أبدا أن تكون وحدها مع الأطفال.

هيا.

كنت تفعل هذا بالنسبة للفتيات الخاص بك.

أنا أفعل هذا من أجل بناتي.

ها أنت ذا.

حسنا، هنا، استخدم هذا. سوف بوبي لا حتى إشعار.

أخبار جيدة.

لقد حان زوجتك ليأخذك المنزل.

(يسخر) وأخيرا. إنه بشأن الوقت.

ماذا؟ انتظر.

انا متزوج؟

هلا حبيبتي.

أنا لا تعترف هذه السيدة.

(تتنهد) وكنت أخشى أن هذا سيحدث.

هل جلب المواد تحدثنا عنه؟

أعرف أن هذا يجب أن يكون مربكا جدا،

ولكن هنا لدينا رخصة الزواج.

My name is Leo Sullivan?

Yes. Your great-grandfather...

Your great-great-grandfather, Finbar Sullivan,

emigrated from Ireland, to fight for Mexico in the war of 1846.

(SMACKS LIPS)

That's gobbledygook! It can't be true.

Honey, we have been married for 15 years.

We have three wonderful daughters.

No, there's no way I have children.

And if I did, they'd be sons.

I'm just saying.

I have your passport, your birth certificate...

Oh...

Here's a photo from our honeymoon.

We went to Reno?

Now I know you're lying.

Leo! Sweetie, stop puzzling.

I'm puzzling.

You and I are Mr. and Mrs. Leo Sullivan.

We met in Cancun.

You were a tour guide.

I was working on a cruise ship.

Is any of this ringing a bell?

Nope. Nothing.

We dated every time I docked.

We would get frozen yogurt

and watch the sunset over the Playa Tortugas.

That's where we fell in love.

Sounds like you're a romantic, Leo.

(SIGHS) Look, look, look.

I admit there are many things I've forgotten,

but from the depths of my soul,

I know I'm not married to this woman.

So, unless I see some real proof,

أنا الحصول على شريحة من فطيرة في الكافتيريا، هم؟

حظا سعيدا، مجنون سيدة.

انتظر انتظر. انتظر. عسل؟

لم أكن أريد أن أقول هذا،

لأنني أعلم أنه يحرج لك.

ولكن لديك وشم على فأرة الحاسوب الرسوم المتحركة الخاصة بك على الخد بعقب الصحيح.

لا أنا لا.

كنت حقا زوجتي؟

للأفضل أو أسوأ، وطفل رضيع.

كل الحق، نحن هنا.

I know it doesn't look like much, but it's full of love.

I'm poor?

Yup.

Come on in.

Oh, Dad!

- Daddy! - We missed you so much.

(DOG BARKS)

I'm so glad you're okay.

Emily?

Hey.

She's too cool to admit it,

but she was the most worried of all.

(STAMMERING) I'm sorry, I don't recognize any of you.

Oh, come on.

Molly, Olivia, Emily,

your three musketeers?

No.

Uh... I've got homework.

How come they don't look like me?

Oh, sweetie...

We had trouble getting pregnant,

so we had to use a sperm donor.

أنا عقيمة؟

هذا لا يغير من الأمر شيئا.

كنت لا تزال والدهما.

كنت قد فعلت كل شيء لهذه العائلة.

أخذت اثنين، حتى في ثلاث وظائف.

أعمل؟

How do you think we can pay for all of this?

I'm afraid to ask, but what do I do for a living?

Well, before you got laid off,

you were a foreman at the poultry processing plant.

Luckily, Bobby,

my boss's husband, you met bowling,

gave you a job at his construction company.

It is awful, backbreaking work, I know,

but we are lucky to have it.

(SIGHS)

I need a drink. Lots of them.

- (CHUCKLES) - What? Please don't tell me I'm sober?

You had your three-year chip,

but then you relapsed

and you ended up on that beach.

So what is that? Four days? You got four days, honey.

- We're still really proud of you. - Mm-hmm.

I see.

No alcohol. Whatsoever.

Nada.

I need to use the restroom.

I assume it's that room over there with the toilet.

Look at you, babe. It's all coming back!

(CHUCKLES)

Boop.

I don't like that.

(GRUNTS)

One more.

Boop, boop! (YOWLS)

This can't be my life.

(SIGHS)

Honey!

- Hey! - Hi.

Running low on toilet paper.

Under the sink!

Of course.

(CHUCKLING) Yes.

Under the sink, of course.

Please keep my beloved brother in your prayers

as you head back to Mexico.

I'm going to stay here until I find him.

Alive or...

Good thoughts, people. Only good thoughts.

I was fat?

Um, yeah. You didn't make the best decisions when you were drinking, honey.

(WHISPERING) Tomorrow we're going to Goodwill.

Bobby's skinny clothes are not skinny.

I assume these Seahawks are some kind of sports team

and I'm a big fan,

because most of my clothes

have this God-awful green and blue bird on it.

Football, Dad. It's our thing.

We watch every game together.

Even when I haven't done my homework.

Hey. Everyone does their homework.

Including me. And right now I've gotta memorize protocols for thoracic surgery.

So, Leo, why don't you get dinner started?

What? Cook? Me? Cook?

Sweetheart, I know you had a head injury,

but we made a deal.

While I'm studying for my exam,

you keep the house running.

But I don't even know how to turn on the stove.

Oh! Honey, come on.

Salad, pasta. There's a jar of sauce in the fridge.

Holy cow.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, uh, pardon me.

Nothing like an icy cold beer on a warm day.

Mmm, mmm.

(EXHALES) Yes.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Ugh!

Is this the sauce we always use?

It tastes like red nothing.

And how are you supposed to tell when the noodles are done?

Taste one.

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Mmm. Mmm.

Hot, hot, hot!

When's the maid coming?

As I'm saying this, I fear I'm the maid.

No one cleans like you do, sweetie.

(همهمات)

(WHISPERS) This is awesome.

KATE: Honey?

Try not to dilly dally. We're all super hungry.

I like having a dad around.

He's not your dad, genius.

You agreed to have a good attitude.

And I'll have a great attitude if you let him babysit,

so I'm not stuck here watching these guys all the time.

We went over this. I don't want him to babysit.

Why does he only get to do your chores?

I wanna go to the pool like every other kid in my class.

I don't care! He's not babysitting.

'Cause you think he's a pervert?

Of course not!

What's a pervert?

- Nothing. - Then can I have one?

No! He's not babysitting. End of story.

Good night.

OLIVIA: I never get anything.

So, is this where the magic happens?

You don't even remember who I am,

and you still wanna have sex with me?

Yes. Very much.

So, basically,

you wanna have sex with a complete stranger?

Yes. Very much.

All right, big boy.

You know the rules.

What? Hey, wait, wait, wait.

I'm not sleeping with you?

You need 30 days clean and sober.

You and your sponsor came up with that. It was your idea, not mine.

(STAMMERS) What are you saying?

- Boop! - You're gonna make me sleep on the couch?

Nope. We tried that last time

and you ended up in the liquor cabinet.

(SCOFFS)

So, where am I sleeping?

Here you go.

You have a cot and everything.

All right,

so I'm gonna lock up the house for the night.

If you need to use the bathroom,

here you go.

I'm a nobody.

A poor, sterile, drunk nobody,

who has to pee in a bottle.

But you're my nobody.

All right, Bobby's picking you up in the morning, bright and early.

So you need to get some rest, okay?

Oh, and watch out for bears.

- (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) - (LEONARDO SCREAMING)

(YAWNS)

- (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO) - Buenos dias.

- Nice shirt. - Thank you.

Yeah, don't spill on it.

It's a classic and everything.

Seriously, they're hard to find.

BOBBY: Okay, everybody.

This is Leo.

Burro. Burrito.

Vito, because he loves The Godfather.

This is my worthless nephew, Jason.

We call him Lucky, because he's lucky to have a job.

And 'cause I got hit by lightning. Twice. For real.

I shouldn't even be here.

Yeah. Gordo was like, "Whoa, shit!"

Bro, you don't get to call me that, okay?

And don't be so cocky. I used to look just like you.

The hair, the abs, the little bedroom eyes.

You definitely don't get to call me that.

- You gotta work for me at least six months, okay? - (SPEAKS SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Come on, we got a pool to dig. Let's go.

(LAUGHTER)

Hey.

Listen, I'm pretty sure I've never worked construction.

So, I might be more suited for running errands,

or maybe some light office work.

I could be the guy who gets the muffins.

Look, I got your back, all right?

- I'll go easy on you. - Good.

- Great. - (SPEAKING SPANISH)

(GRUNTING)

BOBBY: Yo!

Any of this jogging your memory, Lady Hands?

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(LAUGHING)

(IN ENGLISH) After this I got a real easy job for you.

No, I'm just kidding, bro.

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SNIFFING)

- (SNIFFLING) - Uh...

No, no, no.

(BOTH SOBBING)

(GRUNTING)

- Coffee. - Yes.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

MAN: Look at this guy.

He's got it all dialed in, with his espresso machine

and that sweet little peach.

That's gonna be me one day.

You can come over whenever you want, bro.

Hey, guys?

Can I get you to haul the dirt on the other side of the house?

I know it's longer,

- but Nadia and I are trying to have a quiet morning. - (SPEAKING SPANISH)

- (IN ENGLISH) Right. - No speak English.

(LOUDLY) Sorry. I will talk to Bobby.

Si. Bobby.

I love doing that.

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHTER)

(STRAINING)

(MAN SPEAKING SPANISH)

(ALL LAUGH, EXCLAIM)

- (MEN LAUGHING) - (GRUNTING)

(MEN EXCLAIM MOCKINGLY)

(ALL GROANING)

(MEN LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(ALL CACKLING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Remember, when you're washing the jersey, cold water.

You listen. Gentle cycle. Okay?

(EXHALES)

(CLEARS THROAT) Bueno.

Hey, respecting the wash instructions

is the best way to respect the team.

And no reds, they tend to bleed!

Tortured, tired, thirsty.

Hi, honey! How was your first day?

Terrible. My body.

Pain. Every. Part.

Oh.

I was in the car...

(MUMBLING)

And I said, "What?" (MUMBLING)

Do we need to take him to the hospital?

- I said, "Bobby..." - No, no, no. No.

He is fine. He just needs some rest.

Rest. Rest.

Oh, that's right.

Dirt is...

You know what? Why don't you take a few minutes,

before you get started on all the things you have to do tonight?

What? There's more?

(SIGHS) I know you're having trouble remembering,

so I made you a list.

No, no, no.

It's physically impossible for me to get off this couch.

I mean, my legs are no longer functioning.

Look. Look.

I want, but I can't.

And even if I could move...

I wouldn't want to do any of the vile things on this list.

(SPITS)

There's a couple more on the back, too.

(MUZAK PLAYING)

MECHANIC: I know that guy. How do I know that guy?

Hey. Do you work at Jiffy Lube?

God, I hope not.

This is gonna drive me crazy.

Is this new sauce? It tastes different.

LEONARDO: Yeah. I added a few things.

Some chopped onion, a little red pepper

and a pinch of something called cumin.

I couldn't bear another bowl of that tasteless slop.

I like it. I like it a lot.

It's better, right?

I don't know.

I feel like we've been having pasta too much.

Maybe you should mix it up a little.

Okay, I'm gonna take mine up to study.

Hey, after you clean the kitchen, don't forget, it's garbage day.

It's entirely clear to me now why I blocked out my life, Fiona.

It's a hideous existence.

Good night, you guys. I love you.

- OLIVIA: Good night, Mom. - MOLLY: Love you.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me. Aren't you exhausted?

Who would use exhaustion as an excuse to not make love?

Everybody.

(SIGHS)

To the shed. I know. I know. It's hard for me, too.

Nice work today.

(GRUNTING)

(LAUGHING)

(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

Turn it off! Turn it off!

Turn it off! (SPEAKING SPANISH)

BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Yo, I'm gonna post this on my Snapchat.

I'm gonna make you a little beaver, bro.

How come we always get the shit jobs?

- Because you're unskilled laborers! - (EXCLAIMS)

Land of the free, no land of the free lunch.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

(SHOUTS IN SPANISH)

Okay. You are a genius.

I got seven hours of sleep last night,

and guess what he's making for dinner?

Chicken skewers, coconut rice.

Aw, I want a fake husband.

(SIGHS) Thank you. Thank you.

I got more studying done this week than I have in months.

Maybe next time I ask you to commit a crime,

you won't fight me on it.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(ALL LAUGHING)

BOBBY: (IN ENGLISH) Bro, you're lucky you have amnesia.

I remember when I thought my nephew

was actually gonna do something with his life.

- Music is something. I'm an artist. - (SPEAKING SPANISH)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) كنت نائما على الأريكة بلادي، وإخوانه.

نعم، حسنا، هذا لحن وستعمل التغيير

عندما أشكركم على جرامي، غوردو.

- آه أجل؟ - بلى.

كنت أفضل يستلم، دوغ. انت تعلم ما اقول؟

'سبب الأيض دياز يبطئ نحو 30.

انظر هذا الحق هنا؟ (يتحدث الإسبانية)

انها ليست ستعمل تحصل على الرسوم البيانية، دوغ. (يتحدث الإسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) حصلت على بعض العمل وأنا لا أشعر به.

- لماذا حتى ارتداء هذه القبعة الصلبة يا رجل؟ - (يتحدث الإسبانية)

(MEN يضحك)

- (يضحك) - (يصيح)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) "القانون وكأنه رجل". (تستأنف بالاسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) تتصرف مثل الرجل.

(MEN يضحك)

يتصرف وكأنه رجل! (يتحدث الإسبانية)

(الغناء بالإسبانية)

- (باللغة الإنجليزية) نراكم غدا، بوبي. - حسنا أخي.

مهلا، تذكر، لا أقول تيريزا عن PARM الدجاج.

مهلا.

مهلا.

حصلت لك شيئا.

زبادى مثلج.

مثل الأيام القديمة على الأرض المستوية.

- ماذا؟ - في تورتوجاس بلايا.

أوه، أوه.

حق. نعم، غروب الشمس.

- بلى. - نعم فعلا. اوقات سعيدة.

أنا لا أستطيع أن أتذكر أي نكهات أحببنا،

حتى حصلت على مجموعة متنوعة.

شكر. لقد كان هذا

لطيف واحد منكم.

وأنا أعلم أنني لم أسهل للعيش مع الآونة الأخيرة،

ولكن أنا سأحاول أصعب قليلا.

أنا لا يمكن ان نعد الكثير من الجهد، ولكن ربما سوف مفاجأة نفسي.

حسنا، والحفاظ على القيام بذلك.

ربما في المرة القادمة، وجلب بعض الطبقة.

ط ط ط.

مانجو. أنا أحب المانجو.

وأنا دائما أحب المانجو؟

طالما أنا أعرفك.

أه نعم.

عندما كنا صغارا

ولا يمكن أن تبقي أيدينا قبالة بعضهما البعض.

لا.

حسنا.

حسنا ... سأكون في بلدي يراق.

تحاول أن يكون لها موقف جيد.

فقط لي والعناكب.

يا.

نسيت الحمام.

يا للعجب. يا للعجب!

- (MONITOR التصفير) - (SOFIA التنهدات، الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(الشهيق)

(IN ENGLISH) I'm calling to get a death certificate for Leonardo Montenegro.

He died a couple of weeks ago in a shark attack.

Yes. An attack by a shark fish?

I think I'm saying that correctly.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Montenegro.

Burro.

Burrito.

Hey! Hey!

- (IN ENGLISH) Thanks, Bobby. - You got it, bro.

(SCOFFS)

- All right. - Hey!

- Hey! - Hey, sweetie!

Bueno.

Oi, remember Hasselbeck.

He's way more mobile than people give him credit for.

Hey.

- Why aren't you riding? - It's no fun with training wheels.

I never taught you to ride a bike?

It's okay. Some dads can't be around that much.

No, it's not okay.

I'm gonna fix this. Right now.

Let me just put this away. Okay?

What are you doing here?

They got us working bankers' hours today.

Whatever those are.

So then it's cool if you watch those guys,

so I can go to the pool?

Yeah, sure. Why not?

Thanks, Dad.

- KATE: Hey, Mom. - You're gonna be blown away.

Modern Senior magazine said my performance stole the show.

And the Saint Jude wellness newsletter featured me on the cover.

That certainly justifies leaving me without childcare.

Life's short, Kate.

You gotta do what makes you happy.

I don't wanna have regrets

just because I didn't do what I wanted to do.

You'll understand someday, honey.

Shit! I gotta go, Mom.

Everyone's looking.

I don't care!

I asked you for one month, just watch your sisters.

- And we don't even know anything about this guy. - (SCOFFS)

Whose fault is that? I didn't bring him into the house.

That's not the point.

And I'll tell you why in two minutes.

We're not done talking about this!

And because of you, their pizza was cold

and they gave me a lousy tip.

Maybe you got a bad tip because you run like a duck.

You better hope everything's okay.

I hate this. I hate this whole thing. It's so stupid.

(KIDS AND LEONARDO SCREAMING)

OLIVIA: I love the Seahawks!

Our team just ran the ball to the finish line.

The end zone. We've been over this.

Oh, right. Touchdown.

It's coming back slowly.

See, Mom, everything's fine. No one died.

Oh, and, Kate, I got some of the guys to help me fix that leak in the roof.

And you unpacked the boxes?

Oh, yeah, yeah. And I found these pillows.

The couch needed a splash of color.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

What?

"Little by little, the bird builds its nest." It's French.

Wait. I speak French.

Why do I speak French?

Uh...

Well, you were a tour guide,

and it's well-known that Parisians love Cancun.

For it's chips and salsa and its flamenco dancers.

Thanks for humiliating me for nothing.

Hey! Hey, we had a deal, and you didn't stick to it.

You're grounded.

Who cares? I'm basically a prisoner here anyway!

- For a week! - Kate, Kate, Kate. Hey.

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Okay, listen, you remember what it's like to be 13.

I don't, but you probably do.

What are you getting at?

And no phone!

Hey, hey, I just think maybe you're being...

I don't know, a little hard on her.

Don't tell me how to raise my kids.

(SCOFFS) "Your kids"?

"Your kids"?

Hey. Listen.

Just because those girls were not conceived with my seed,

doesn't make me any less their father or a man.

Of course not. I just...

I'm not done.

All I do is work and work and slave for this family.

I may not have put us in the lap of luxury,

but I'm a provider.

What you said was a low blow.

An unfair and hurtful low blow.

- Honey, I... - Low blow.

I need some air.

(SPEAKS FRENCH)

Leo!

Right after I check the score.

FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR: And it is good!

- We lost. - A stunning win for Arizona.

I hope you're happy.

- Where are you going? - I don't know.

And not because I don't remember, hmm?

Because I don't know.

(DOOR SHUTS)

(GROANS)

My name is Leo and I'm an alcoholic.

ALL: Hi, Leo.

To be honest, I don't really remember my drinking days.

- Yep. - Been there.

I got in a fight with my wife tonight.

I stood outside a bar for 20 minutes.

I came this close. This...

But here I am.

- ALL: Keep coming back. - One day at a time.

♪ Bloody stools Bloody stools, bloody stools

♪ Antiplatelet, bloody stools ♪

Holy shit!

(GASPS)

(EXHALES)

Leonardo Montenegro.

Yeah, he was murdered by a shark in your district several weeks ago.

MAN: Sorry, ma'am.

Haven't had a shark attack around here in four years.

Really?

Don't you have to check with other police stations?

Lady, I promise you,

if anyone's gonna hear about a shark attack,

it's gonna be me.

Good luck to you.

Hmm.

(DOOR OPENS)

- Hey. - Hey.

Um...

Sorry about tonight.

I'm the one who should apologize.

No, I really need to keep my side of the street clean

and, you know, cultivate an attitude of gratitude.

I overreacted. I talked to Emily and ungrounded her.

I'm just so stressed out about this test.

Well, you've been working so hard and...

(TIMER BEEPS)

I got it.

And I've been thinking how I can help.

So I talked to Theresa

and she's okay with me picking up a few of your shifts.

- Really? You'd do that for me? - Yeah.

I'm not being selfless.

I'm just thinking of myself less.

You like it with milk, right?

And a little sugar.

Oh, and I'll take the kids all day Sunday so you can study.

By yourself? I can't let...

Actually, that would be amazing.

Great.

I was also thinking that I should... Oh! Ah!

Sharp knife. Blood. Blood. Lots of blood.

- I do not like blood. - All right.

- All right, take it easy. You're okay. - (PANTING)

- Let me see, let me see. - Help.

I'm just gonna wash it off.

- Feeling queasy. Gonna faint. - (WATER RUNNING)

No. You're not gonna faint.

- I'm fainting. - No.

The room is spinning.

All right, let's just sit you down over here.

(BREATHING HEAVILY) How bad is it?

Should I go to the hospital? Do I need a tourniquet?

Relax. You are with a trained professional.

- Do I need stitches? - No.

Please help me. I'm bleeding to death.

Oh, God! It's really deep.

(GROANS) What the hell are you doing?

Cleaning the cut. My God, you're such a baby!

(GROANING)

I got this.

I took a whole class on it.

Dressing wounds?

Dealing with hysterical patients.

(CHUCKLES)

All right.

Okay.

There.

You have very good bedside manner.

- You think so? - Yeah.

Sometimes I worry about that.

No. No, you're a natural.

All right. There you go. Good as new.

Well, um...

(SIGHS) I guess I'll let you study.

Thanks for taking such good care of me.

Okay.

Good night.

Wait.

You can sleep inside. Downstairs, on the couch.

(GASPS)

You've made me very happy.

(LATIN MUSIC PLAYING)

(SINGING ALONG IN SPANISH)

(CRYING AND YELLING)

(CRYING)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SIGHS)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

We'll pick you up after the game, hmm?

You're welcome!

Why can't we go swimming?

We're giving your sister a little space.

(ENGINE STARTS)

(LAUGHING)

Too much space.

We're giving her too much space.

EMILY: Everyone's watching.

LEONARDO: I don't care!

I don't have to listen to you. You're not even my real dad.

What? Your mother told you?

Well, I'm still not letting you throw your life away

for some sex-crazed, curly-haired wolf.

That boy wants one thing and one thing only.

He's gay.

Okay. One different thing.

(CRIES SOFTLY)

What are you doing? Why are you crying?

Because I'm miserable.

You are?

Yeah.

I was really popular in Portland,

and here everyone's on group texts that I'm not a part of.

And there's this boy in my Spanish class that I like,

but he doesn't know that I exist.

And he's friends with the lifeguard here and that's...

- Wait, you're taking Spanish? - (SPEAKS SPANISH)

Muy bien.

(IN ENGLISH) Your pronunciation is very natural.

I mean, you still need to roll the "R's".

- (SPEAKS SPANISH) - What?

(SPEAKS SPANISH) Say it.

- You have to... Okay, okay. - Dad!

How could he not know you exist?

You're a beautiful, smart, thoughtful young woman.

He'd be lucky to be your boyfriend.

But you're way too young for a boyfriend.

They'd all be lucky to be your boyfriend.

Every boy here should beg to be your boyfriend.

But I forbid it. I forbid it!

I know I'm all over the map. It's just...

It's very confusing having a daughter.

Look. I'm not gonna do anything stupid. All right?

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

Gracias.

Blue 52. Hot route left.

Hut, hut, hike!

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

نعم فعلا! نعم فعلا!

إذهب! إذهب! إذهب. نعم فعلا! نعم فعلا! نعم فعلا!

اذهب! اذهب! اذهب! نعم فعلا!

(المخالفات)

- وو هوو! - (يضحك)

- بلى! - بلى!

- الى الامام يا فريق! نعم، فعلنا ذلك! - هذه ابنتي.

نعلم.

هبوط الثاني.

(يضحك)

نفوز، في الواقع.

KID: نعم، نحن ركل بأعقاب!

- KATE: شكرا لإنقاذ لي. - LEONARDO: آه.

KATE: كان رأيي تتحول إلى الهريسة.

مهلا، مولي!

متى تتعلم كيفية ركوب دون عجلات التدريب؟

أبي علمني.

(TONGUE النقرات)

سقطت مرة واحدة فقط.

بسرعة! بسرعة! بسرعة!

- هيا، هيا، هيا! نعم نعم نعم! - (MOLLY يضحكون)

هوو!

LEONARDO: فكيف يمكنني التخلص من الدماغ تجميد؟

- الذهاب من هذا القبيل. - مثله؟

- (همهمات) ط ط ط. - (الضحك)

(ضاحكا)

هل ستعمل ترك لنا؟

ماذا تعني؟ بالطبع لا. أنا والدك.

أحيانا ترك الآباء.

حسنا، أعتقد ربما فعلوا ذلك، ولكن أنا لا أذهب إلى أي مكان.

كنت تمسك معي.

شكرا لكم. (ضاحكا)

(SOFTLY) "A. زيادة الوزن المفاجئ. B. البطن حكة.

"C. براز دموي. D. الخفيفة ..." (يضحك SOFTLY)

براز دموي.

(عزف الموسيقى الكلاسيكية)

(التمتمة)

(الشهقات)

(الناطقة بالإسبانية)

أوه، بابا!

بابا!

(الشهقات)

(يصيح فرحا)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) كولن، كنت مع ماغدالينا

عندما تعرفت جثة أخي؟

لا، يا سيدتي، كانت مصرة تماما على التعامل مع المسألة نفسها.

هل يلمح؟

هل يلمح؟

يجب أن أكون يلمح؟

يجب أن أكون يلمح؟

وقبل أن تجيب على ذلك، تذكر أنا الاسكتلندي.

أستطيع أن أفعل ذلك طوال اليوم.

(الثرثرة غير واضحة)

مهلا! لذا، فإن الاختبار؟

كان هناك زوجين أنني مموها، ولكن على الأقل أنها قد انتهت.

الآن ليس لدي لمواكبة هذه الكذبة مجنونا.

هل أنت متأكد أنك لا تريد الانتظار بضعة أسابيع قبل أن أقول له؟

أعني، مساعدة جيدة من الصعب العثور عليها.

نعم تماما. والرجال هي في الواقع تبدأ لمثله أيضا.

رقم رقم المعرض هو عادل. وقد دفع ديونه.

لقد عذبوه لفترة طويلة بما فيه الكفاية.

حسنا.

كنت حقا ستعمل الكراهية غسل الملابس الخاصة بك مرة أخرى.

(تتنهد) الرجال ...

أشعر متوترة جدا.

اعتقد انه ستعمل يفزع.

بوبي: نزوة؟

كيت، وكنت أقول حفار خندق انه ملياردير، كما تعلمون.

وأنا متأكد من أنه سيصبح بخير معها.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey.

Uh, I need to talk to you.

Yeah. What's up?

I have to confess something, and I don't know where to start.

Well, whatever it is,

I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.

- It's pretty big. - Yeah?

And this is gonna sound crazy.

Maybe funny-crazy or crazy-crazy.

But I did something terrible.

- (TIMER BEEPING) - Hold that thought.

Girls!

Dinner's ready!

Yeah. Sit down, please.

- Be careful, it's hot. - It smells so good.

- MOLLY: I hope it tastes good. - OLIVIA: It looks so good.

Use a spoon. Mmm.

So...

ما هو هذا الشيء المرعب تحتاج إلى الاعتراف؟

I...

Come on, I'm your husband. You can tell me anything.

(SIGHS)

I forgot it's our anniversary.

Really? (CHUCKLES)

Today?

Happy anniversary!

We're going out!

- (BAND PLAYING UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC) - (SINGING IN SPANISH)

(CROWD APPLAUDING)

You guys are really good.

Thanks, bro. Tell my uncle.

LEONARDO: Fifteen years.

A lot of couples don't make it that long.

Yeah.

Thanks for sticking with me.

I know I haven't made things easy.

- It's pretty out here. - Beautiful.

(SHIPS HORN HONKING)

Do you know what it means when a ship honks three times like that?

Someone told me once, but I forgot.

Yes, I do.

It's based on an old, Spanish legend.

- (LAUGHS) - Yeah.

Very romantic, by the way.

You see, there was a poor housemaid named Catalina.

She was very pretty and caught the eye of the colonial governor's son, Arturo.

Okay, wait. You don't remember anything,

yet you remember this?

It's a very famous legend.

So, they fell in love.

Of course.

But Arturo's father forbade it.

He couldn't have his only son running around with a commoner.

So, he ordered Arturo to return to Spain, which he did.

But not before promising Catalina

he'd come back and signal for her

with three long blasts.

Just like you heard.

This sounds suspiciously like one of the shows the kitchen guys watch.

- I have no idea what you're talking about. - Uh-huh.

Anyway, a year later, everything went as planned.

She swam out, but the fog was too thick.

He called out, "Catalina! Catalina!"

She yelled back, "Arturo! Arturo!"

And with that, he dove into the water.

They reunited,

and Catalina, who, up until that point,

had been resisting him

because of some test she had to study for,

finally let him kiss her.

Hmm.

Oh. Now I remember.

Three honks means a boat's about to go in reverse.

(LAUGHS)

Okay.

Maybe. Factually.

But I...

(PANTING)

Was it always this good?

Every time with you is like the first time.

Look at this thing. We built it.

Your first pool, bro.

- Good job. - (ALL LAUGH HAPPILY)

Hey, look at you, you got working man hands now.

ALL: Yeah!

Yes, I do!

(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)

That's good.

FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR: Take that play, get off the block there by Laken Tomlinson.

This guy will be a defensive MVP one day, I guarantee you.

Dad, what's a pervert?

Um...

Well, uh...

When a man

has a van...

Kate!

Molly has a question for you.

(GROANS)

What is taking them so long?

Would you relax?

They said they were gonna post the results after 2:00 p.m.

LEONARDO: All right. Halftime.

I'm getting lunch.

Oh, wait. Where's my list?

Here.

Mmm... Ciao.

KATE: Wait! Hey, I forgot.

Honey!

Get coleslaw, okay? And maybe some potato chips.

Okay, got it.

Write it down. I know you. You're gonna forget.

And get cookies. I want cookies.

Cookies.

Pen.

Kate!

What's the matter?

I don't know. I was just wondering

what the wife on an infertile man would be doing

with a strip of ribbed, reservoir-tipped Trojans?

Okay... (STAMMERS)

This is not what you think.

It's nothing.

Nothing? We made a vow.

A sacred vow, which I kept, I think.

And don't assume I didn't have opportunities,

because I did.

Lots and lots of them. Probably.

This is nuts.

You know what, I'm glad.

I'm glad you found these,

because I have been trying to think of a way to tell you this.

You and I...

We're not really married.

Have I not made you happy?

Yes, but that's not the point.

I'm not your wife.

هؤلاء الاطفال في هناك، انهم ليسوا أطفالك.

أوه، هذا مرة أخرى.

ضربة منخفضة.

كل الحق، هيا. هيا!

الفتيات؟

بنات، فقط قلت له الحقيقة، وأنا أريد منك أن أقول له أيضا.

المضي قدما، وأقول له.

أقول له ماذا؟

اقول له انه ليس والدك.

لكنه هو أبينا؟

لا، لا أقول له ما قلت لك لأقول له.

أقول له ما حدث فعلا. إيميلي؟

حصل في حالة سكر وظلام دامس على الشاطئ.

كنا قلقين حقا. لم أستطع النوم.

لا، اللعنة! أقول له الحقيقة!

لا تتحدث إلى بلدي ثلاثة الفرسان من هذا القبيل.

لقد كان ذلك.

ماذا تظن نفسك فاعلا؟

- نحن أحبه. - نحن نريد أن نحافظ عليه.

لا يمكنك الاحتفاظ به. انه لا ينتمي لك.

وقال انه لم ملكا لك، سواء، ولكن هذا لم يمنع لك.

- أنت تعرف لدي أسبابي. - كذلك نحن.

ليو، والاستماع. انظر، انظر، نظرة. هذه الواقيات الذكرية ليست كيت.

هؤلاء ملكي.

لا تغطية لها.

لا أنا لست كذلك. انها تغطي بالنسبة لي.

بلى. أنا واحد ينام مع العملاء.

(يسخر) حقا؟

لدي مشكلة، الأسد. أنا مهووس بالجنس.

هيا.

أنا مدمن للجنس! انها الشيء الحقيقي.

عن ماذا تتحدث؟

كيت! أنا اعترف.

لم يكن لديك للكذب بالنسبة لي بعد الآن.

يمكنني أخيرا الحصول على مساعدة أحتاج.

الآن، لا تقلق. لم يكن لديك لنقول بوبي.

انا اقول له.

هل تكرهني؟

(تتنهد)

بالطبع لا.

وأنا أعلم أن الجسد فضعيف.

مهلا، يوم واحد في وقت واحد. هم؟

نعم، يوم واحد في وقت واحد.

(يزفر)

أنا آسف لذلك لم أكن أثق بك.

أن خائفة حقا لي.

كان عليه كانت حياتي كلها كذب.

OLIVIA: هيا، انهم العودة على ارض الملعب!

Hey. Second half's about to start.

Mind doing the sandwich run?

What are you doing?

I can't keep this up forever.

Why not?

Okay, look, I know your relationship's a little unconventional.

But whose isn't? You guys are good together.

Stop fighting it.

I'll tell you one thing.

Pretend or not, Bobby's Latin ego is not gonna like being cheated on.

- LEONARDO: Kate! - Shit.

They told him.

You passed! You're a nurse!

(SCREAMING)

(ALL CHEERING)

MOLLY: Congratulations, Mom!

(GIRLS GIGGLING)

- Hike! - Let's do this.

(YELLS)

- Hey, Gordo. - Hey.

You okay?

Huh? Oh.

Yeah, well, you know, I've been better.

Yeah.

But this is the wake-up call we needed.

I wasn't as attentive to her needs as I should have been.

You know, I can be emotionally remote, bro.

We're starting couples therapy.

- Oh, good. - Yeah.

Just, whatever you do, you know, don't...

I'm sorry, take Kate for granted. Because...

(SIGHS)

Look, I know we can be a little machista.

- It's our way. Yeah. - You know?

But your vulnerability and honesty really touches me.

- (BOTH CHUCKLE) - (SPEAKS SPANISH)

(MOUTHS) You owe me.

(MOUTHS) I know.

Oh, yeah, this is a Christmas card.

EMILY: Oh, God, it's cold!

LEONARDO: I got you!

MECHANIC: That's him. The chicken fight guy.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(SOFIA SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SNIFFLES)

(PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC)

(IN ENGLISH) Hold the ashes! Sorry, sorry.

(CLEARS THROAT)

This was taken 20 minutes ago.

- Leonardo? - What?

It's Leonardo! (SPEAKING SPANISH)

(ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)

Hey, you guys! You guys!

Before I cut the cake,

I just want to thank you all for being here.

I could not have passed the test without you all.

- Nurse Kate! - ALL: Nurse Kate!

Especially you, Leo.

He cooked, he cleaned.

He worked two jobs, he kept me laughing.

And if you haven't tried the empanadas yet,

they are delicious. He made them.

They're gone!

(ALL LAUGHING)

What, babe?

- They're delicious, bro. - (KATE SPEAKS SPANISH)

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(IN ENGLISH) Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, wait, wait.

أريد أن أقول شيئا أيضا.

أعني، أن ننظر في هذا الوجه.

- انظروا إلى هذا الوجه. - أوه!

أليس هذا هو الوجه الأكثر جمالا كنت قد رأيت من أي وقت مضى؟

ثانيا. ثانيا أجمل.

(ALL يضحك)

انها جيدة جدا بالنسبة لك!

وأيضا، وأنا لا أتذكر المرة الأولى التي فعلت ذلك،

وهذا لا يشعر الحق.

لذا، كيت،

سوف يتزوجني مرة أخرى؟

- (صيحات) - حماقة المقدسة.

بلى.

نعم فعلا! نعم سأفعل!

- قالت نعم! - قالت نعم!

(يهللون ويصرخون)

هذا ما أتحدث عنه، الأسد!

إذهب يا أمي!

هذا ما أتحدث عنه، وإخوانه!

هذا هو ابني هناك.

حسنا، هذا هو الحب، وطفل رضيع.

"" والآن، أيها السادة، "وقال دي Artagnan، دون التوقف لشرح سلوكه،

"'الجميع للواحد و الواحد للجميع.

"" هذا هو شعارنا، أليس كذلك؟

"" لكن لا يزال، انظر هنا. "

- (الثرثرة غير واضحة RADIO) - (GIRLS يضحكون)

- (ALL GASP) - LEONARDO: نجاح باهر.

الذين سيارة يتوهم غير ذلك؟

MOLLY: هذا رائع جدا.

(PAPI الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(ينبح الكلب)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) يا بابا!

صوفيا!

مرحبا، ماجدة!

واسمحوا لي أن إسقاط هذا في المنزل.

مهلا.

(يئن تحت وطأتها لوح الأرضية)

بابي.

صوفيا.

ماجدة. (الشهقات)

أوه، يا إلهي، أتذكر.

أنا ليوناردو الجبل الأسود.

(صيحات) كيت!

أنا علاجه!

وقال الطبيب ذاكرتي يمكن أن تعود فجأة،

وكان على حق.

أعني، رأيت بابا ...

مشيت في الماضي له الى داخل المنزل ولوطي!

وجاء مرة أخرى!

(يضحك)

العسل ويطلب مني شيئا.

تسألني عن طفولتي في مكسيكو سيتي.

حول مجموعتي سيارة.

حول أموالي.

Money. I have money!

Lots and lots of money. (LAUGHS)

This is the happiest day of my life!

Wait.

You're not my wife.

Why would you make me think...

Why would you do that to me?

I know why.

You're that awful carpet cleaner lady who hates me.

And...

And these are your kids

and you made me believe...

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

You tricked me.

You used me.

Leo...

No, no, no.

My name is not Leo.

It's Leonardo.

And I don't belong with you.

And I don't belong with them.

I'll get my things.

(SIGHS)

There's nothing in there that's mine.

For what it's worth...

I'm sorry.

And...

- And thank you. - (PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)

(SOBBING)

Hey.

Girls.

EMILY: Don't go!

OLIVIA: Dad! Dad! Don't go.

Dad! Dad!

Dad!

Dad!

No! Don't go, don't go!

Wait, no.

MOLLY: Daddy!

Daddy, wait!

Welcome back, sir.

Your funeral was lovely, by the way.

I liked Dad's sauce better.

Sweetie, you know he was never really your dad.

You should have tried to stop him.

What was I gonna say?

I lied to him. I basically kidnapped the man.

So what? You're obviously totally in love with him.

What does it matter now?

He's back to his old life,

with his servants and supermodels.

It's over.

Now finish up, 'cause Grandma can't wait to see ya.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(CHUCKLES)

(IN ENGLISH) No, I don't drink.

Wait, wait. I do drink.

Fill her up, Colin!

Yes, that was definitely my recollection, sir.

- Give me the bottle. - Ah, what was I thinking?

(UPBEAT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL SINGING)

This is horrifying.

(CONTINUES SINGING)

Why is she doing this?

لأن قصيرة، وكنت لا أريد أن الحياة لديهم ندم.

هيا. نحن نحصل على ليو.

ياي!

عذر لنا. إسهال. عذر لنا.

(أفواه) إلى أين أنت ذاهب؟

- (أفواه) سأتصل بك. - نعم نعم نعم!

KATE: عجل، ونحن يجب القبض عليه.

سيدي، يجب أن يكون دعا لي.

كنت قد حصلت على ذلك لك.

كما تعلمون، انه مضحك.

لقد كان هذا القارب لمدة 10 عاما،

وأنا لا أعتقد أن أي وقت مضى صعدت القدم هنا.

حسنا، هذا لأن لديك الناس

لرعاية كل شيء بالنسبة لك.

تعلمون، عندما كنت أعمل البناء،

لقد كرهت المتسكعون الغنية مثلي.

هم.

هل تكرهني، كولن؟ يمكنك أن تكون صادقة.

(يضحك) حسنا. إذا جاز لي أن أذكركم يا سيدي،

وكان السبب في أنني حصلت على هذا العمل لأن ستيوارد الماضي كان صادقا.

(يضحك SOFTLY) إيه.

ايمكنني الأعترف بشيء؟

هم.

لست متأكدا بالضبط أين أنا تناسب في بعد الآن.

هل هذا مجنون؟

معظمنا يعرف فقط في العالم أننا ولدوا فيها.

لقد حظيت بشرف رؤية الحياة من منظور مختلف تماما.

نعم، فعلت.

وامتص، لم ذلك؟

ما الأمر، وكيت؟

بوبي، نحن بحاجة إلى القارب الخاص بك!

هل سمعت ذلك؟ وهي في حاجة الى قاربي.

وهي في حاجة الى ذلك.

(الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) "كان هناك أمل امرأة مكسيكو سيتي

"اليخوت في مكان قريب قد يكون شقيقته".

(الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(يتحدث الإسبانية)

- (زورق HORN التزمير) - (باللغة الإنجليزية) ثلاثة.

ثلاثة! هذا كيت!

هذا كيت.

- ليوناردو. - (يصيح)

الابتعاد، والنقيب.

(كلا يهتف)

ارتورو! ارتورو!

كاتالينا! كاتالينا!

(ALL يهللون ويصرخون)

- OLIVIA: انهم تحول! - إميلي: أمي! أمي! أمي!

انهم الدوران في المكان. لماذا هم الدوران في المكان؟

- I don't know. - Bobby, do something.

No, no, no!

Papa! (SPEAKS SPANISH)

THERESA: (IN ENGLISH) Come on, come on, we're losing them!

Can't this thing go any faster?

No, it's a leisure boat, babe!

Just admit you overpaid.

Okay, okay, I overpaid!

We're never gonna catch them.

I should have sprung for the 40-footer.

I'm sorry, Kate. There's nothing I can do.

(ENGINE STOPS)

I love you, Kate!

- I love you, too! - (SCREAMS)

What's he doing?

- Oh, my God! - Whoa! That was amazing!

- Man overboard! - (SPEAKING SPANISH)

- What? Kate! - Mom!

- Mom! - Kate.

I'm coming!

Mom! What are you doing?

- What are you waiting for? Get the dinghy! - (SPEAKS SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Get the dinghy, bro!

LEONARDO: I never want to be apart from you!

KATE: I'll never let you go again!

ليوناردو! (الناطقة بالإسبانية)

- (باللغة الإنجليزية) لم يكن في الواقع في هذا الشيء، وإخوانه. - (PAPI الناطقة بالإسبانية)

أمي! ماذا يفعل؟

انا لا اعرف!

أنا التفاوض!

كيت، في الحصول على هنا! كنت gonna يغرق. هيا!

(الناطقة بالإسبانية)

ليو!

(الشهقات)

- (يتكلم NORWEGIAN) - (صيحات)

(الناطقة بالإسبانية)

العسل، وأنت قادم؟

هذا ليس كيف تصور هذه اللحظة.

اعرف. اعرف.

انها مجرد أن معظم الناس لا فعلا

أن تختار بين الحب والمال.

إنه ليس سهلا. (تستأنف بالاسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) ومن السهل. اخترتك.

أوي، ليو، كنت التخلي عن الكثير، المتأنق.

لا يمكن لأحد تحسدني لك إذا كنت تريد أن تأخذ بضع دقائق.

بوبي، هل البقاء بعيدا عن هذا؟

ماذا؟ أنا فقط أقول!

الحب يتلاشى، حسنا؟ أعني، أنه لأمر رائع.

But some of the excitement goes away. Now, money...

Bobby! Shut the hell up!

- You shut up, babe! - Yeah! Shut the hell up!

LEONARDO: Kate, listen.

My life was richer when I was poor with you

than when I had all the money in the world.

If I jump back in the water,

will you promise to kiss me this time?

(CHUCKLES) Yes.

(GROANS)

(ALL CHEERING)

- (GROANS) - (BOBBY SPEAKING SPANISH)

- (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - (GROANS)

(IN ENGLISH) Go, Kate!

Ay. (CHUCKLES)

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

(IN ENGLISH) Go, Mom!

(ALL CHEERING)

Lunches are done!

Bobby's picking me up in five.

All right. You sure you can pick up the girls from school today?

- Uh, yeah. - I got it.

Emily, tell him I'm coming.

Yes.

Then I'll drop Olivia at football practice,

but you have to pick her up.

- Colin? - Hello again.

(LAUGHING) What on Earth?

(COLIN LAUGHS)

Hey, come here.

What are you doing here?

I was hoping you might be in the market

for a top-notch, Scottish nanny with excellent references.

You know I'd love that,

but there's no way we can afford you.

Well, in fact you can, sir.

Sofia sent me back with the yacht.

She wanted to remind you

it was a birthday present from your father.

The deed is in your name. It's still yours.

Oh, my God.

You mean I can sell it?

It must be worth a fortune.

Over 60 million.

Pesos?

God, no, ma'am. Dollars.

Oh.

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING AND CHEERING)

By the power invested in me by the Royal Norwegian Navy,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

(KIDS SCREAMING)

- Go, Mom! - Go, Mom!

EMILY: Go, Dad!

(ALL CHEERING)

(GLASS CLINKING)

بوبي: حسنا.

قبل أن نخب سعيدة للزوجين،

اسمحوا لي أن تبديد بعض الشائعات

التي تم تطوف

عني التعرض للخداع على.

لم يحدث أبدا. حسنا؟ ليس مرة واحدة، وليس من أي وقت مضى.

هناك فقط الكثير أريد أن أقول.

ولكن أنا لست شاعرا.

ليس لدي كلمات.

- لدي الموسيقى. - (EMILY الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) أنا آسف لذلك لا يمكن أن يكون هناك للاحتفال معك.

ولكن أنا هنا في الفلبين،

تقود مبادرة التعليم للأطفال في Montenegros،

و، أوه، لقد كنت هنا مساعدة هؤلاء الأطفال

لديهم، حياة أكثر سعادة أفضل، وأنهم يعبدون لي.

- حق؟ - لا.

عندما التقينا أول مرة،

كنت الصيد. حسنا؟

كنت لاعب كرة القدم.

وكنت الوسط، كل الحق؟

وقالت إنها لا حتى جعل المشجع.

كانت على لاعبي الفريق روح.

عندما ننظر إلى ليو ... (VOICE BREAKING)

عندما ننظر كيت ...

- عندما أنظر إلى ليو وكيت ... - (VITO الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) في الوقت الراهن، وأنا وراء الكواليس

في جولدن بركة التقاعد الرئيسية،

حوالي خمس دقائق من الستار.

العب Hodel في عازف الكمان على السطح.

- وأعتقد الآن هو الوقت المناسب للحديث عن بدل. - (VITO الناطقة بالإسبانية)

♪ ليو لديه أفضل معكرونة ذاقت من أي وقت مضى ♪

لم يسبق لي في كل ما عندي من نفخة كانت في حفل زفاف

حيث كان هناك بار مجانا.

عادة، في نهاية المطاف، فإن (تنبيها) يحاول تسوية ما يصل مشروع القانون.

وانهم، "أوه، لا، أنا لم يكن لديك.

"لم يكن لدي سوى البيرة، أنت (تنبيها)"

هناك دائما (تنبيها) في حفل زفاف.

(اللعب OFF-KEY)

PAPI: ليوناردو. (الناطقة بالإسبانية)

(باللغة الإنجليزية) وطلب مني بوبي لقراءة بيان معد سلفا.

"لم أكن للغش على زوجي.

"لم أكن شأنه.

- "أي امرأة في أي وقت أراد." - (VITO الناطقة بالإسبانية)

- Mwah! - في صحتك.

- (CHEERS بالعبرية) - ط ط ط.

- آه! - (GLASS يحطم)

- هوو! - (ينبح)

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