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What do you see?

Probably a girl turned three quarters

What if her ear turned into an eye,

and her cheek into a nose?

What do you see now?

The foreground image moves to the background, forgotten

And now something you hadn't even noticed is in the foreground

I see her! An old...

lady... a witch. So?

I don't understand what this has got to do with anything

You don't see the nice image you had of the other anymore

And you ask yourself: 'How could I be in love with this person?'

The point is to understand what broke the lock

How's sex?

- How was it? - Oh god...

One year ago. I don't... remember anymore

It's been two months, tops

- Oh, yes. Once, in one year. She... - Stop playing the victim!

She'd got the job on TV, she was finally happy,

and she must have thought 'we're doing it tonight!'

- I still got the hormone drop - She's never in the mood.

- And before, she was pregnant - Exactly! It's not peachy, you know

- with twenty pounds here - And now she feels fat. Look at her...

- she's not fat - I don't like myself, alright?!

Plus, If I feel like it it means I like it

It's about respecting myself

My image of myself, not your image of me

I... this thing... do you get it?

Because I don't get its meaning, in our language

So I must... I must be stupid

And then there's this impossible thing that he wants to sell the house

and move out of town, you know?

Knowing perfectly well that it would be hell for myjob

Ahem... just to limit the expenses

A rough patch. That's all

Let's say that at 45 he still doesn't know what he wants to be

when he grows upa physician or a mad scientist

Sorry, what's this got to do with anything?

Putting these issues aside

ifyou had to open up to your partner about your feelings

what would you say?

I's weird to share a home with someone that I don't know anymore,

who doesn't... who doesn't talk to me

That I'd like to talk to her very much,

but that it's impossible because she is always angry

And she's never happy with what I do

- I'd be happy ifyou were a little more on my side - But how can I?

- You never support me - How can I?

I get back from work dog tired, and she hands me the children,

she gets on the phone or at the computer...

Sorry but you get back whenever you want in the evening,

- ifyou've got work to do, even late at night - I do night shifts

- May I speak?! May I speak?! - Speak, by all means

Thank you. In the morning I wake up, I take the kids to school,

I get to the studio, I have the live broadcast...

- My morning shift starts at six - The editorial meeting, then I get out

I get the kids from school, we go back home

Snack, homework, bath, number one, number two

Ok

Ok, our time is up

As a first session, it went really well

All this externalizing the conflict is positive

Now you've got to learn to listen to each other

"En", inside,

"pathos", pain, feeling

From the Greek "en-pathos": empathy

The quality of a relationship

is based on the ability to get in the other's shoes,

to really understand his or her needs and main desires

For the invoice, my secretary's in the other room

- Goodbye - Goodbye

- Thanks, uh. Thank you! - Goodbye

What did she say, what'd the Greeks do?

Suffered... with passion, how is it?

The old lady's all I needed. I bet you she'll be in my dreams tonight

- Where's your car? - Mine's there

HUSBAND AND WIFE

- One or two? - One

Good. Sit and wait, please

I'm sorry, it could be a little cold

Take a deep breath...

again...

- Rossini, so? - Out...

What are you doing here?

Your contract hasn't been renewed yet, huh...

Ifyou're here, doctor It's better. You can lie down

La Satta? Fine? The CT scan?

Negative. One pull, tops

- And Brancati wanted to operate? - Uh-huh

Brilliant!

- Vittoria, the schedule - Not now

So, we're almost there: tomorrow is the big day

for the most recent addition to our board

Sofia!

- Good morning - Good morning

Good morning doctor, I'm not sure you remember...

- I'll be sharing the ward with you today - We'll be sharing

- the ward with you - Shall I follow you to the ward?

- Come, come - Actually I was in charge of the patient...

But doctor... I was in charge of Mr. Magli too

Doctor?

Have we also finally found a title for your segment Sofia?

'And man created woman'

Or better, the image, the role, everything society expects of a woman

And, ironically, we are the ones giving birth to men

And, by the way, with atrocious pain

Which leads to the logical conclusion that not only is God man,

Mother Nature must be too

Tommy!

Ifwe show the patient a picture of a yellow duck,

this is the wave of impulses triggered by the neural network

This picture,

when the patient sees it, triggers

this type of brainwaves

Basically,

by recording the different types of brainwaves,

our device which we called Charlie,

will create an expansive database

When we will ask the patient to recall

one of these images here we're still looking at our yellow duck

Charlie will record the brainwaves

and decode them, because it knows them already

And so it will read

the thoughts... the mind of those patients

who may have lost the ability to communicate verbally

You understand the many and varied outcomes

the research by Dr. Accotò and myself can have...

...I mention the chance of making some money...

and we butter them up. What do you think?

What do I think? Why don't you suggest

actually testing the machine on one of the board members at some point

Well, it's a risk...

Yes, you'd risk it. But imagine... the effect? Huh!

Try again

Go. Pick a card

Think

Two tangerines and...

- a broom - Not exactly...

Ok

A man watering plants

Metaphorical, metaphorical

Well... but more or less, no?

We're missing something

It's a computer. This is a fucking computer

It's not like a human brain that interprets things It is a computer

What'd you just say?

Uh... uh... nothing, that you connect a human brain

to a non-human brain, that is, to a computer... - Say it again

That you connect a human brain to a non-human brain

Want to know why I hang out with you?

Because sometimes a modicum of intelligence makes its way

between those ears ofyours You're a genius!

Ifwe... connect two brains

and route the impulse through Charlie,

Ahem... I've got to work on it

- Well, fuck, yeah - I'll work on it tonight

- I'll take it home with me and modify it - How do you mean home?!

- Tonight? We won't tell anybody! - No

Yeah, otherwise we'll be short on time

- But there's... the dinner tonight, no? - Alright, later, I get it. Later

Who's this?

Well, nobody

Where did you meet her?

At tango

- Sorry, what? - At tango

- You're a tango dancer, now? - I do dance the tango. So what...?

Don't make us beg you...

Show her the scar

Yes, she almost... ripped off my arm with a bite

She got a huge mouth...

It didn't let go, you know, at some point it was looking nasty...

And you did... you did the move on her

- What is the move? - It is this blunt blow you place

between the jugular vein and the third vertebra, here

- C-5 and C-6 - C-5 and C-6 - Does it hurt?

Well, you know ... you have to know how to do it

Yeah ifyou don't, it's a risk...

And you saved her?

- Yeah, you can say that - Bravo!

No, look, you're safe with him

Alright, excuse me for a sec... got to hit the ladies'

But if I... if I do the jab you, you've got to tell me...

The jab was last time...

This time it was a bite... Next time...

Alright, so... how is she? Uhm, nice, no?

She's a good sort

A good sort

Head over heels... Totally head over heels

I will spare you how crazy she is in bed

Oh god. Super bendy,

she does yoga, pilates...

Sofia, you don't need to look at me like that. She's thirty

These thirty-year-olds literally ooze hormones

they got cravings, you know?

- No, actually, I don't - At thirty theyjust wanna fuck

Then, at forty, people just start fading little by little

I mean, settling down, in a way... come on...

I wasn't referring to you, I wasn't referring to you guys

The move!

Giorgia, have you already passed Michele's test?

No

- Do you live permanently in town? - No, I'm only going to spend three months

Correct

Are you at least fifteen years younger than him?

- Not 15, I don't think so... - Damn!

Damn... and are you married, engaged... it would be better

I don't ask these questions

I just wanted to warn you

Female solidarity

- You're so sweet! - You're welcome

But I mean... look at him

I would never be with someone like him

Bitch! You are a real bitch!

Aren't you going to say anything to him?

Yes. You're right, Michele. Sorry

Let's go

- It was nice meeting you, hope to see again you soon - Bye

- Bye, Giorgia - Bye

Was it something I said?

I promise this is the first time you embarrass me

Don't you ever dare treat me like that

How'd I treat you? How'd I treat you?

God knows what happened to you

It's happened that I used to feel you close to me

You used to let me be close to you

- Already home? - Yup

Yeah, tonight was never going to end

Monster! You still up?

Margherita is asleep Tommy's just got to brush his teeth

You better go brush your teeth! Run, you stinky little one, run...

- Alright then, I'm off - Thank you

Good night

- Good night - Thanks, bye!

Hello?

Sofi, how you doin'?

- Hi! - So, starting tomorrow you won't be able to get out anymore,

they'll be right outside your place

Relax, it's gonna be great

- Thanks... - So talk to you tomorrow, ok?

- Bye, kiss - Bye love

Night, bye

- What is it? - Nothing...

- Nothing? - Nothing

Ifyou reckon this is the time to call...

It was about tomorrow's episode Is there a problem?

No, no. Of course not. It's just, when Christian calls you're like

'Hello, how you doin', ha, ha, ha, ha'

When I call it's 'uh, what you want', you get it, don't you?

I'm nice to Christian because we work together

and he was so considerate to give me a call

At least he gets that I am a little nervous...

Ah, sure 'cause I never get anything, right?

How I do... Do you ever think about it? For one minute a day...

- One minute, do you ever think about it? - I can't stand you anymore

- So why are you staying? - I don't know, I actually do not know!

There's the door Nobody asked you to stay

Mom, mom, mom look at my wand, it's magical

Honey... Let's get to sleep. It's late

- But you'll make peace? - Sure, we'll make peace now

Bye, go sleep in your room

I've had enough

I think we should start talking about divorce

Yes, I guess so

Ok, this one goes here...

This one here...

and this one here. Ok

So...

- Hey - What?

Can you come here for a second? I want to make a test

Does this seem like the right time to you?

Look just one... one minute. I just want to check something

Listen, I have to be up very early in the morning

Yeah, yeah, it's just gonna take... one second

Sorry, uh!

Sorry again, uh!

If Michele is not talking nonsense

- Careful, sorry - Andrea, I need to go to sleep

Yeah, yeah, no... it'll take me a... second

It will literally take me a second

You must look at me, uh

And focus, ok?

Go. Look at me

- Did you get anything? - Yes

- Tell me - I don't...

- Tell me - Listen, Andrea, I don't know

Then... hold on... hold on a second

Let's try again, hold on a second

I'll think about something else... go. Go

Did you have the house appraised to sell it?

And I didn't tell you, right?

- Yeah, no you didn't - You got it now, with the machine?

Listen, forget about selling the house! Forget it...

Holy shit, it works Who cares if it works!

Wait, Sofi. Tell me everything Sofi. Tell me everything

What'd you see?

How could you have the house appraised and not tell me about it?

- Tell me exactly what you saw... - Take this thing off me!

- No wait a second, Sofi... - Take this thing off me!

- Hold on a second - I don't give a damn!

- Hey - Who is it? Sofi...

Who is it?

Hey. Sofi... who is it?

Oh God!

Sofi, Oh, fuck

Andrea. Oh God. Who is it?

- Eh. Hold on, let me turn on the light - Andrea...

Just don't leave me alone!

Andrea!

Andrea?

Oh, fuck!

Andrea...?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Oh! Oh!

- Oh, fuck! - Andrea?

Sofi...

What did you do to my husband?

- Sofi, come here - Don't touch me!

- Do not touch me! - No, no, no, no, no. Babe

What did you do to my husband? Don't come any closer!

- Sofi... shit... Sofi, come here, come here... - Andrea!

- Sofi, Sofi, Sofi, Sofi... Sofi... - Stay there!

- Stay there... - Ok, I'll stay here

It's ok, relax

- Where'sAndrea? - Relax...

What the fuck did I do?

No

Whoops, sorry!

What the fuck did I do?

So'! Sofi, come here! Come

Sofi...

I'm sorry...

No, no, monster. Come here, it's all right, come on

Let's go to sleep, it's all right, come on

He fell asleep. Ok? Yeah...

It's... You'reAndrea, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- What did you do to me? - I dunno

Charlie, and...

I don't know how it happened. It shouldn't...

It should just transmit the thoughts but...

It's unbelievable, do you get it?!

What do I care that it's unbelievable?!

I don't want to be like this, give myself back to me

Something must have... must have clearly short-circuited

- What'd that be? - I dunno

It swapped the whole mind The only thing I can imagine...

But it can be fixed, right?! Yeah?

Can it be fixed? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

It must be when... yeah,

the memories of the lab rats are engaged

I'm not a lab rat! I'm not an experiment!

- Honey! Babe... you gotta relax, uh - How can you ask me that?!

Look... Years spent taking them off. Look!

Ok

...hold on

I don't know what the fuck to do

- It doesn't look like it's broken - Doesn't look like it or... it's broken

Sofi, it's not broken! It is not broken

If I try to transmit the pictures the machine works. It's just...

- It's just? - It's programmed to transmitjust one thought

It's got one single fucking function!

Uh, doesn't look like it to me...

Go

The trulli ofAlberobello

Ok, hold on

Go

Gross, pig

A small cup

I saw the small cup, I saw the oven, I saw the sage...

Uh, but why you keep hitting this button here!?

Don't touch it, don't touch it!

Look, look, look here... an unplugged wire. Uh, perhaps...

- This one has to be out? - Sofia stop it!

Goddamn it...

You don't know what to do, you say that... that you don't understand...

and I thought I could help. I'm not feeling well, sorry

- I think I'm gonna faint - No, I am sorry

Relax, come on

- Mom! - Coming sweetie! One sec...

Ok, here's what we're going to do:

we haveAngelica take the kids to school, we call in sick

and I get to work on this in peace. In peace

Relax, I'm going to work this out You hear me?

- No, no, no, no, no - Why not?

- Uh, I got the live broadcast - Oh, fuck. So what?

I can't... I can't call in sick. No, no...

I won't call in sick for the broadcast...

No, no. Absolutely not. Not a chance in the world. No

What is it?

- No, no! - Listen to me, you... listen, you...

You've got to do this... you've got to... you made this mess!

Damn me and the moment I let you put those... those things on me

I was fine, I had had my infusion... I wanted to go to bed

And instead of saying fuck you like I should've done years ago,

I even sat on that fucking chair!

And it does my head in... and it's no use

It's no use getting pissed off It's no use getting pissed off

Good morning

- Darling... - Everything alright?

Yeah. Something came up.

Maybe you could take care of the kids today,

and also pick them up, it would help immensely

Alright

Thanks for coming

Something happened?

Darling, you... do you find anything different... in me?

Anything, even the smallest thing could help me understand

Understand what?

Is this... is this the real thing?

- You mean... - Me... me and you, here, now...

this... is this real? - Sofi, will you help me with these?

Good morning

The kids are in there already

Here

- Keep pushing your feet and you'll snag them - Fucking boring...

It's fifteen denier, do you know how much these cost!?

No, no, a little less. Not on the heel. You'll break the heels like this.

When you're standing... on the heel

So, Vittoria is sitting to your left, ok? To your...

- Hi Sofia! - Hey Nick

Anna is by the cameras: she'll tell you when to cut in,

when to fade, when to stop, and all that. - Yeah.

Christian's the director. Well, anyway, you have the autocue

in front ofyou... The autocue in front.

You just have to read it. Oh, come on. Jesus! Always complaining...

It's just heels, it's not like you gotta save the world

So, once again. Today's episode is about violence against women...

I get it, I get it. Come on, I'll read the autocue. I'm not stupid

Anyway, I'm going to be right here, ok?

Oh, shit!

Make up!

Hi Ivan

I'm... I am Andrea. Sofia's husband

- I'm here for moral support - Delighted

Listen, I already put on... some primer and foundation,

and I'd like a very light make up on her Mascara, eyeliner, and eye shadow

and... I'd try for a very refined, sophisticated look

Use this for the... for the lips

- I'll leave your suit here, Sofia - Thanks Lida

I'm gonna check the autocue, alright? See you later

Bye

Where are you, shitbird?

Hi Michele, Andrea can't make it today, is everything alright?

Ah, it's you. Hi. Uh, can you put Andrea on?

Ahem, you can talk to me

Hey, I need to speak with Andrea, Will you put him on? Thanks

No, no, no, no

- Hi Michele - What a pain in the ass she is

- Controlling your phone too, now? - Listen, ahem, I can't come today

I'm... I'm... I'm too sick. I already told...

- Maria! - Maria, I already told Maria

You have no idea how infected I am, for real Cover up for me! Uh, ok?

- Hey, what the fuck, man! - Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Take a little tiredness off, uh, don't know if...

You've got to bring back Charlie!

Lo Foco summoned us

- Tell him you're going - No but I can't. No, no. No, no...

No. Look, Michele, I really can't

Listen, you've got to bring it back before all hell breaks loose, alright?

I'll make sure nobody enters the laboratory. Come on, move your ass!

Look Michele, I'm really si... what a cold

Michele! Hello... Michele, Michele, Michele!

No, no, no, no. You've got to go, you've got to go! Go home, take Charlie

and bring it to Michele. You don't speak with anybody

and if someone stops you, pretend you're on a rush, come on,

it always works to avoid a pest

- But What are you going to do here? - Yeah, I'll read the fucking autocue

Uh, sorry, but if I bring Charlie we... won't swap anymore...

Go, go, just go!!

What if it's one of those days we doctors operate?

Go home, and... wrap your hand in a bandage, and... say you've got a

terrible tendinitis. Say you got Quervain

- Quervain? - Quervain

Any problem, ask forAnna, ok? Bye Ivan

- Bye - Look for Michele

What's this?

Let's fire up your gaze

No!

Your husband's a piece of meat...

No, no, no, no, no, no!

Would you be so kind, I...

...I'm sorry, Dr. Rossini's room? I...

Go fuck yourself Rossini, even a room you want now?!

Oh! Nothing beats a sound fuck you to start off the day

Listen, I'll go, uh, thanks Michele. I'm sorry

as I said, I'm...

What you doing? Seems like Ferrara and Alberti' are going to be fired

- Ah, I'm sorry to hear - What, you're sorry?!

Lo Foco wants to see us at the meeting with the others

We gotta submit the research as soon as possible

Did you try it? Did you try it? Say, does it work?

- What? - How do you mean what? Charlie!

Ah, Charlie. Ah, ahem, uh...

Eh, in its own way...

What's up with you? What's wrong with you?

I told you, I'm sick... My head is...

Let me get this is your wife always such a huge pain in the ass?

What do you know? You got any idea how big of a dick

I am with my wife at home?

- Good morning - Uh, good morning doctor, I'm sorry

- We got the EEG results - Yay!

And the data you asked for from the lab...

Also, there's been a hitch, Lo Foco's meeting

has been moved to the operating theater. Room 3

No, not the operating theatre. I can't... I can't operate!

I've got a suspect... I think I got a Givench... A Guerl... tendinitis.

Eh, tendinitis... - Let them know both of us are going in, ok?

Awesome. Instead, I...

- we, what do we do? - Go bring comfort to the sick

Uhm, yeah. Anyway. Maria, listen

take this to the lab, you know where Please, be gentle...

Bye

Pretty, huh, constantly all over me. Come on... - Where? - Here.

Hey, imagine if the research passes:

we will finally stop worrying ourselves sick

that they can kick us out anytime, I'm sick of it.

I'm telling you: I'm so sick of it.

What you doing, won't you wash your hands?

Got the bandage

So what, uh... with the bandage

- Hey, I want you on top of it, huh - Yeah

- On it, come on! Don't give up on me now, huh - No

We can't let Brancati screw us

Look at his face. Look at his nose

I bet he's got a tiny dick I'm sure he's got a weenie

Well, anyway... We'll listen to what Lo Foco has to say,

and then go. We're not gonna do anything, aren't we?

Damn. Ah... it's a perfect day to cut up some brains

It's a perfect day

Uh, everything... fell...

News have wings, so I'll cut to the chase

It's not official, but whoever gets the grant gets tenure

I want brilliant ideas for my department,

think outside of the box

Not the bad impression you gave last semester...

How's your research going, Rossini?

- Well, the research... - Frozen procedure, please

...It's going. It's going...

Will you assist me, Rossini?

Well, the research...

- Shall I assist you? - Brancati

Sure professor. Forceps

- Doctor, are you alright? - Yes, yes...

- Want me to bring you some water with sugar? - No, no. Look I'm fine, thanks

I'm fine, I'm fine

Everything was spinning, couldn't see anything. Whoo!

Doctor, your phone is ringing

Ah. Ah. My son must have changed the ringtone. It's alright, thanks

Angi, is everything alright? The kids?

- Hello - Hi, something happened?

Nothing, I just wanted to know how you're feeling...

Yeah, well, fine, more or less...

- This a bad moment? - No, I was...

I was in the operating theatre, why?

And you stopped just to answer my call?

It was just to say that you've been so sweet to me today,

I was so happy to talk. It was... special, like always... for me.

Angelica, sorry, I... I ...

Yeah... anyway, gotta go now, bye

"I'm doing itjust for you". "Tommaso is such a special kid,

as good looking as his daddy". Ah!

"I was wondering what your favorite color is". Red!

So beautiful...

Hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?!

We could assist Lo Foco

You know that losing the operating theatre means losing everything

Do I have an affair with my babysitter?

You're asking me?

Michele, do focus and answer me

Have I ever told you I've done something with my babysitter?

- Something... like what? - Michele do I fuck my babysitter or not?!

- Oh my nasty, dirty old shitbird! - Don't touch me!

Oh God! Why are you all obsessed with that thing down there, huh?!

A penis they've got... a penis

- Ah, there he is. Good morning, doctor! - There he is. Morning

Well, technically our round's over, so... what should we do now?

You do what you did before, but better. There

No. Ahem, doctor, I'm sorry. It's... it's ten...

- Is it...? Is it... is it? - It's ten

- Ten - Ahem, where's a TV in here?

- ATV? - Maria, where's the TV?

I'd say in the nurses station...

And the nurses station is... and the nurses station is...

- Down there - Down there, to the left...

- No, no, down there - Down there, to the left...

- To the right... - Right! I know. Let's go!

- Good morning - Good morning

- Hold on a second, uh - Sure, go ahead

And now I'm pleased to introduce to you a woman...

Doctor, we've already checked all oftoday's hospitalizations

Ladies and gentlemen, let's say "Good morning today" to Sofia Valente!

A bit more elegant, Sofia, come on

- Don't walk before the screen - No, no, no, no, sorry!

- Do you know her, doctor? - Yes, yes. It's my wife

- Ah! What a beautiful woman! - Thanks

- What are you doing, are you touching me?! - I want to watch too

Zoom in, quick

Good morning everybody. Welcome... to our... daily... segment

She's had a problem with her... with her hips, she cannot cross her legs

The apt title... would be... '...and man... destroyed... woman'

Close your legs! Close'em!

Our first guest is...

Very elegant, congratulations

criminologist... Emma Tozzi

Look at her...

Look at her, come on, look at her

It's her!

- Good morning - Good morning

Read, read the autocue... no?! Read the autocue

Uh, they have autocues in shows, you know?

So... Emma... let's talk about violence against women

Give floor to guest... to guest

Yes, uh, yes Sofia

- In the world, more than... - Did she just read the cue out loud?

more than 600.000 women are victims of physical and sexual violence.

And especially with rape

there's the very serious issue of the shame the victim feels,

almost as if she blamed herself for what happened

The autocue, the autocue!

Ahem... ahem... women... blaming themselves,

Sofia, breathe, honey

The, the wo... the, the...

- She got nervous, doc - Huh?

- She got nervous - Uh, it can happen in front of the...

The audience, sure. It happens

- Well, she's doing great - Quiet, please

The... the, the woman, who blames herself, is ashamed...

it's a contradiction...

and then we have these alarming figures...

And now we will say goodbye

- because we've got ten seconds left - How do you mean a contradiction?

No! Eh, no, no. Eh, no, no Don't provoke her, uh, no...

I don't get your meaning

That actually...

That... that sometimes it happens you see someone, you know...

miniskirt, knowing smile, and you think it's done,

but then she gets like 'what were you thinking?'

'you out ofyour mind?'

I mean... you end up being the asshole. You know,

The asshole?

Hey doc, did she just say asshole?!

I wish she'd only said that

It's just that she...

she pushes it, and then she turns the tables

and says it was all in your head

It's a major issue,

- a sensible issue - Fantastic!

Here I am back with you

Thanks Sofia

This is a hospital, by the way,

It's not like we're here to watch TV. Come on!

Stop!

Disaster...

Christian! Fuck!

Ok break, we're off-air

This one's a bitch,

a huge, fucking, bitch!

Sofi, Sofi,

honey, what happened to you?

Uh... the autocue was off

I told you so. Didn't I tell you she was a bitch?

I said so

Calm down, calm down

This was her first live recording, perhaps she had some problems

- Do calm down, come on - Out!

I am miss elegance... elegance! Miss elegance, you hear me?!

And this one comes to my show

- to flash her panties! - Calm down!

Old people watch this show,

- remember? Old people, for Christ's sake! - Enough!

- Water - Go have a glass ofwater, come on

Anna!

How long does it take to get some water?!

So, what's your problem?

No, no. No problem

Have fun now, dickhead

Hey, give me a hand here, please?

You made a fool of myself

What the hell were you thinking?

Are you pissed at me? Do you hate me? Tell me, tell me

What you doing?

I just weaned her and you let her back at the tit again?

Sweetie! Come here, come, come

How'd it go? Did you bring it back?

No, you don't get it

They handed me a grinder,

and there was an open skull lying on the table

An open skull on the table... as if that's ordinary

I don't know...

What a shitty day

This is a map of the hospital

Tomorrow morning you go there,

meet Michele at the lab at 11 ,

you give him my research

and you two take it to Lo Foco

Sorry, can't we just ask Michele to help us?

Perhaps he knows how to make the machine work

- No, Michele doesn't know how to use it - Of course not.

Then, why don't we ask Brancati?

- You say he's so smart - No, Brancati is a douchebag

- Hey... how many are you having? - The usual...

Will you stop pigging out with my body!

What'd you have for lunch today?

Carbonara

Say what?!

And two arancinis

Do you know how much weight I gained during pregnancy!?!

I lost thirty pounds! And I have five more to go!

No, uh, I'm sorry Starting tomorrow it's only salads,

no cold cuts, no carbohydrates, nothing...

no fried food, no sugar

Water as much as you like!

No wonder you're always pissed off

Sofia we gotta go. We're live in five

Oh, fuck, I got a pussy now

Oh god...

By the way, yesterday went good

Sofia...

Sofia, do you know what they call you in here now?

- Don't know, live panties...? - No

Miss 15%.

You hit a 15% share, you aced it

Though to be honest

the panties trick was a bit over the top,

but it worked. Ready?

Jesus, you're smoking hot...!

Come on let's go, let's go, come on

As you know, women

get the highest scores at competitive exams, right?

- Good for them! - Yes, indeed,

but then we are forced into a system

that expects a woman to ask for maternity leave,

and you get how huge an actual sexist discrimination this is,

Honestly, though... Would you leave your newborn child

home alone, all day long, with your husband?

You see this... this tiny little thing

quite ugly too,

crying, crying, crying,

- he wants the tit! - Bitch

Sorry...

Doctor! Thank goodness, what do we do?

No, I can't. Just research, I... Really need to focus

Doctor there's nobody else,

you're the only one who can take care of it

Oh my god...

you two: follow me!

Can you tell me your name?

Do you hear me, mister? Can you tell me your name?

Lucas... Lucius... Lupus...!

he doesn't know it, come on, he doesn't know

what we do in such a case? Quick... please

Uh, well, I'd perform an X-ray of the skull

Right, what about you? No...

No, I'd perform a no-contrast CT scan

Come on! ... So negative! Jesus

Why not going for a total body too, then?

I think the doctor here is jinxing things a little

Listen, so, there's your mom lying on this stretcher

...imagine it's your mom... do you greenlight the procedure?

Uh... what do you say?

Well, he's confused,

it could be just the shock

but there's also a chance that he's got a fractured skull,

in such a case there's a 5-10% chance of endocranial lesion

It's... it's not like it's nothing... I mean...

of all people, why should we run the risk of... of...

Excellentjob, doctor. Come on

let's move him to radiology. Come on

Maria...

it's called male arrogance, they stuff their head

with it since they're toddlers

- That's why they go ahead more than us. Go, go - Thanks!

Rossini,

how's the research going?

Good...

- Ah! Brancati... - Yes?

I was thinking,

since we're working on the same subject

why notjoin forces, huh?

- Shall we have a hot drink? - Sure!

- I'm buying - Well, I bet...

No sorry, I'm a little stressed out, I'm sorry

I can see it...

Listen, go ahead

- and skip the board meeting today - Ok

You take a couple of hours to yourself

you lay back, ok?

And, please, stand up...

- What the hell! - Come on!

And smile. Come on, smile, Sofia...

- Yeah, we need to work on that - Yeah

Come on!

So... this one here is part of the same thing...

and, yes, this one too...

Huh, very interesting

Alright, you take all of it

- And let me know - Sure!

So, listen, I'll give it a read this evening,

and get back to you in a few days

- Sure, alright - Thanks!

- Bye - Bye!

Didn't take that much, huh... It wasn't that hard, huh

Andrea!

I was in the neighborhood and I thought I'd drop by to say hi

Listen, I know you're good at hiding your feelings

But I get your signals

Even ifyou get close,

touch me, and then run away

Touch you?! But no, this is not normal...

it doesn't happen between a babysitter and the father ofthe kids

she babysits

And does this happen often...

What the hell are you doing?

Angelica, Angelica, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry

Really, I don't get what's going on

you did the same yesterday morning

Listen, I have no idea what I did yesterday morning...

You know how I feel, no?

Face up to reality!

Look, believe me, that that's exactly what I'm trying to do

The reality here is that you're a terrific girl,

wonderful, smart,

and that you will meet a beautiful boy

Angelica,

This thing ofyou... you... kissing me, Did it happen before?

Well, it is interesting...

Children want the mother...

You have a different relationship...

You're the only ones who know how to calm her down when she cries ...

- She's as dumb as she's hot - You?

You... who?

Us... us mothers!

Hey!

She could be your daughter

Aren't you ashamed ofyourself?

I'm so grossed out Are you for real?!

- What kind of a man are you... - Huh?

Sofi...

Never in my life. I'd have expected something like this from you!

Never!

Sofi will you calm down now, please...

No, no, no, no, I will not calm down, fuck ever!

Listen, so, first it's the texts,

then, then, then, then she kissed me you know you...

she kissed me on one ofyour dates outside the hospital,

- shameful... - What dates?

What did you do, huh? What did you do?

You put the kids to bed and then did it here, on the couch??

- So gross! In my house... - You talking aboutAngelica?

Oh, because there's others? Bravo! Bravo!

My hunkie with the weenie

Do not look at me as ifyou know nothing about it

Smartass... huh, now he's a smartass too...

Listen, didn't we need a babysitter?

And this was the only one you liked in years, the only one...

- Clearly I wasn't the only one who took a liking to her - Ok, alright

I'm not stupid, I see how she looks at me

But I keep her at bay, nothing, nothing's ever happened

- Oh sure, nothing's ever happened Sure... - Fuck no!

Listen, she says you approach her, that you touch her, and then that...

that you go away...

That you did things to her What things?

I didn't do anything to her, who do you think I am

Oh god, I cannot believe it

I mean... eleven years, two kids... with the average man

I'm married to the average man! Jesus Christ. I can't believe it

Andrea what'd you do to her yesterday morning?

Will you tell me, huh?!

Oh, damn

Oh my goodness. Come on! It... huh!

What?

Really... I was just... being kind, I... yesterday morning

Ah! There it is. There it is

See?! See?! It was you!

I don't know what you did yesterday morning

but you used my body

to lead her to believe what she wants me to say

and not what I mean to say. - Ok, you're right.

Uh, no, 'cause you women are so good at this

Ok, I'm sorry. Where you going?

Having a drink, damn it

Well, I'm sorry. Uh, sorry

You really fired up there, huh...

- So you care a little about me, after all. - Of course I care

By the way, I don't believe the things I said

Yes, I was surprised

I watched you today...

I'm sorry. For everything

- Who is it? - Yes?

Mrs. Rossini, the principal speaking. I need to talk you in my office.

Sure, yes, yes. I'll be right there with my wife

Who is it?

Sofi, it's not like you've got to get like this every time I speak...

- Please... - I'm sorry!

- Who is it? - The principal, come on, let's go!

"My life is tough,

mom and dad have switched,

they call each with the other's name

Daddy wants me to pee sitting down

and kisses me a lot."

Shit...

"Mommy says bad words

then she punches the man in the park in the stomach."

A degenerate

"Daddy cries, he looks at himself in the mirror and slaps himself."

- Well, it can happen - Uh, thanks

"We are not happy

It's my fault that I did the magic with the wand."

You do understand that all this is unacceptable

The child is not only reporting serious episodes,

he blames himself

Alright, but language-wise it sounds perfect to me. No?

Uh, for his age...

there's only... three red marks

Daddy, daddy!

Sweetie!

...no! ...So cool!

He's so light. Look,

this is crazy. Look, look Ah! ...Look,

Stop it!

He's all his daddy! Look, look!

Cool!

Not the swing, huh?

- Shall we go on the swing, eh? - Cool!

Hold on. Daddy... Hold on, daddy is not feeling well. Just a minute

Like this... wow!

- I caught it, though - Bravo!

Go, stand there... stand there, go!

- Ready? Going? - Come on daddy, kick it!

Oh my god!

You're sure it's not a concussion, right?

What, a concussion?

- You think I should wake him up? - Don't be silly! Come here

- You sure? - Come here

Did you see how worried he was?

I almost killed my son today

What an awful mother... god, what a mess

Come here, come on. Come here... come on

You're a wonderful mother, you hear me?

When Tommaso was born, with all my anxieties,

the only thing that kept me calm

was knowing that you were his mother

I miss you

I miss the way we were

Ahem, sorry... I'm sorry...

Nevermind it, maybe we try again, no?

Come here

Sorry, sorry... no I'm sorry

It's like... it feels like kissing a man, it's not like...

who would actually be me... so

Yeah, yeah, don't worry. Come on

Oh, who the fuck cares!

- No, no, listen... - Come on, the one time you're in the mood...

No, no. You were right before, I was kidding. Don't...

- Babe, come on! - Hold on...

Don't look at me

Easy!

- Ok, hold on - Easy

- Oh god! - No. What is it?

- You feeling it? Touch it - What? No!

Hold on, let me get the light...

No, no, ifyou turn on the light it's the end of me!

- Shut up... don't move... - Ah, it might happen that you don't ...

- What...? What is it? - Uh, that you don't reach it

- Reach who? - The orgasm

- You might not reach it... - What, me, not coming? Huh?

It's a little more complicated for us

Uh... alright... so what?

- Yeah, easier though, uh. My goodness! - Uh, no. It's so, it's so...

- Quiet, quiet. Quiet, you'll wake the kids! - Oh fuck! Oh fuck!

Fuck, I want to stay a woman forever

Babe...

By the way, having a dick is fun!

I'd say so...

Oh, babe I missed you so much

Hold on...

- Oh no, turn it back off - Yeah, no, of course...

Mom?

Mom!

- Oh god it's late! - Mom!

I'll go, uh...

Coming!

We have a mortgage

It's... it's a family house

Based on these papers, you can get

the house and the family allowance from the divorce

Basically, we're going to ruin him

- Have you been to a lawyer? - What?

Did you take our accounts to a divorce lawyer?

Answer me

Let's go in the other room for a moment

You went to a lawyer, you talked about divorce,

you got back home and didn't say shit to me

"I think we should start talking about divorce", I get it

Meanwhile, you'd already done all your accounting

Andrea, it really was just to understand

Who am I with? All my bank accounts, oh!

How did you find out?

- I'm sorry, who told you? - All of them!

I saw, I had... like a flash, one ofyour memories

I saw everything

- Good morning. - Tommaso is having breakfast in the kitchen

Margherita is in her room

Get them ready

It really... was just to understand

Plus, the lawyer says that the accounts are part of the process,

but I would have never done anything bad to you

Sure, and still I'm the one who doesn't talk?

Yeah but sorry, you had the house appraised and didn't tell me

When I talk about moving out oftown

I do it for us, you hear me?

- For us, for the two of us, for us together! - For us, in your plans,

because if I move to the country I lose myjob

And who's the one who must give everything up, me, of course, right?

I don't earn enough, do you get it? I don't make enough money

I get it ifyou talk to me

How is it we managed with the money before and now we don't?

Because I put everything in the research

and the salary is not enough! There!

I'm borrowing it from Michele

You invested all your parents' money in the machine?

Yes. Yes, because I wanted to make it

And because I feel like an idiot at 45

with a wife who pays for everything

- And Michele lends it to you? - Do you want a divorce?

Alright. No, no, it's alright, 'cause I don't want to be with someone

who turns her back on me as soon as she can

- Andrea wait for me - No, no, eh no!

Andrea, hold on

The house, the allowance, you know? He is ruined...

She'd dump me like this, at the first hurdle

- Andrea... Andrea... - She'd dump me like this!

At the first hurdle! She'd dump me, the bitch!

Andrea, I dump you ifyou don't talk to me

I don't want a divorce, I want to be with you

- Ah... she wants to be with me... - Yeah, I want to be with you

even like this. Yes, yes! - Hell, no. We'll get a divorce instead

And you'll have the pleasure to be a man in the middle of a divorce

Please stop, Andrea

Mom, where are you going?

I'll see you in a while, monster, ok?

I'm apologizing. Andrea, I'm apologizing to you

Andrea I'm apologizing to you...

I'm apologizing

Oh, fuck you too! Really

woman to woman... you think what you do is cool?

Hey Miche'

I wanted... no, I was wondering if I could crash

at your place for a few days... - At my place?

Yeah Miche', at your place

I'm your best friend's wife, what the fuck you're gonna do, lock me out?

It's just gonna be for a few days

Am I sleeping here or do we sleep together?

Pardon, what?

Miche',

I don't know how to tell you...

No, no, listen, look...

Andrea is my friend

and I really don't do this

Miche',

I'm Andrea

You and Andrea are acting very weird these days

Michele

Come on Michi!

Come on Miche', Michele!

Ok, ok. Alright. I'll tell you what happened,

but you've got to believe me, ok? So

I am Andrea

I tested Charlie and it swapped me and Sofia

I think it's a cortex transmission issue

It messed up... but I still got to get a grip on it

fuck, it looks like it actually swapped the whole mind

All of it! Michele it's amazing! Michele...

You are nuts,

you are a sick person

Ok, ok, ok, ok, so, ok

Miss Doubtfire makes you crying like a baby

and you have a star-shaped birthmark on your ass

What else... you always listen to Bon Jovi'sAlways in the operating theatre,

it's the only thing that relaxes you

You got surgery after you tried to climb over the fence

to visit Cinzia at the beach

And now you're left with only one ball

Uh, you believe me or not?

You are nuts

and Andrea is an asshole to rat me out to you

Oh shit...

Hello?

Good morning, professor

10:30 in your study. Perfect See you later

Thank you

Hi, here's the schedule

- Thanks - Welcome

Sofia...

Sofia, what happened?

What the fuck did you do to your hair?

It was bothering me...

Come with me

I handed you this opportunity,

the biggest opportunity ofyour entire life,

you took the whole package, you stepped on it

and you crapped all over it

Now... now you gotta tell me why you did it

Go on. Tell me

Ah, you're not talking?

'Cause ifyou don't, I'll do the talking

I won't let that looser ofyour husband ruin you like this

No, sorry, who's the looser...?

He's bringing the worst out ofyou, Sofia darling,

and you keep defending him...

Weren't you the one who organized that romantic getaway

It was you, for your anniversary! What'd he say

"go with your mom I'll catch up with you there"

Do you remember or not?

Sofia, do you remember or not?

...with your mom...

They're gonna broadcast my piece tonight

Oh yeah? Cool

Cool...!

And all the efforts, all the sacrifices you made to lose weight...

How many months spent on your own, in therapy,

to try and make things work out

But it didn't work. It's enough

Cut yourself some slack...

He will never understand

I just wanna try something One second...

Sofia. Please.

- Sofi... - Goddamn it. It works!

- Hold on. Ah! - Wanna lie down?

- I have her memories! - Huh?

I have her memories

What the hell. I have Sofia's memories! You get it?!

Sorry, sorry

You are awesome! Awesome, awesome, fuck! Awesome!

Sofia...

She's lost it

Doctor, I meant to tell you... that...

there's nothing that can't be solved, you know?

I'm sure you'll be fine,

no matter what happens

Well, you're never fine after a divorce

but you're... you're... kind, Maria. Thank you

I... Lo Foco's waiting for me

You're our best teacher

and you're kind

And I think this is a great injustice

Anyway... I'm sure they won't go far,

because the research was yours,

and it's not fair

I'm sorry, I don't get it

Lo Foco took... Took you off the research. You don't...

Michi. Michele Michele!

Is it true?

- Nothing official - What happened?

Oh, now you're looking for me?

Please Michele, you're acting like a kid

A kid! Me?

You ratted me out to Sofia

who's gone bananas. Alright?!

Even that I've got one ball,

- What the fuck, that's personal! - Yeah, I don't want to hear about it

Uh, well, then ask Brancati about it

Ask Brancati about what? What happened?

It happened that Lo Foco liked our project

Too bad that, nobody knows how, Brancati brought it to him

So they cut us off!

But that wasAndrea's project...

Oh, sure, now he even talks in the third person

Go fuck yourself!

Professor, look at this chart

Rossini, I was waiting for you. Come, come

That's my research!

It's mine!

I trusted him and he took it from me

Doctor, I told you,

Dr. Rossini's been acting strange these days

I noticed it, yeah

Give me a brief overview ofyour idea, Rossini

My idea is... it's basically...

About this Charlie that transmits brain waves

but he's connected to two brains and not to one. There

- Connected to two brains? - Yes

Give me a technical explanation ofyour project

How does the machine manage the impulses

that the amygdala sends to the hypothalamus?

It's all in the notes

The...

- The mygdala... - The amygdala

The amygdala...

Basically...

Rossini you are not well...

Take a few days off, it'd be better...

- My research... - Perhaps, you can come back in a couple ofyears

Now I'm gonna press Enter and you machine are gonna answer me

Sofi!

Sofia!

Hey Miche'

Is that my shirt?

Got any Naproxen? My stomach hurts, uh...

Put on the waistcoat too?

Got anything?

But why do you have to stay here? Huh? Will you tell me why?

Shit

Oh, fuck!

Oh shit!

- Miche', fuck, come here! - What is it?

- Miche'! - Huh?

Have you gone totally nuts?

What! And you're calling me, me?!

I'm bleeding

Of course, you're bleeding... You're on your period, ain't you?

- Miche' what do I do? - What you do?

You gotta put in one of those things you use!

Go take it for me...

Oh, come on, man!

Miche'! Oh!

Fuck, couldn't you take the keys?!

Hi...

What are you doing here?

Listen, I... I did everything wrong,

But I really need to talk to you. I messed up big time.

Come in. Come in

Have you had any memories that weren't yours?

I mean, have you had some ofAndrea's flashes,

of the real Andrea, of... ofAndrea, me?

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah

Yeah?! I got it: we never swapped.

What, we never swapped?

Uh... sit,

Now. The short circuit...

the short circuit transmitted our memories to each other,

but it didn't swap us

And these new memories

got stacked on top of ours

- No, I don't get it. I, to... - Wait

So, this is... this is you,

and this is me. OK?

We have our own memory that makes us what we are

Now, Charlie

transmitted our memories to each other, like this

And these new ones got stacked on top...

let's say they... blacked them out

But, underneath, at the root, we're still us

So you're telling me that I am not Sofia,

but that I am Andrea, who thinks he is Sofia ...

- but I am Andrea - Yeah, damn it. Yeah! Yeah!

Exactly! We must reactivate our memories, got it?!

We have absorbed each other's point of view to such a point

that we've come to believe we are each other

So... so you're not really angry with me, you're pissed at yourself

Yup!

I'm telling you that I've got the solution

Sofi, I know exactly what to do, damn it... Exactly what to do!

I just need the machine

I've got to tell you something, now, though

- But you, you're going to get mad... - What?

I don't know why...

- I do nothing but make mistakes... - What?

I lost your research

Basically it was integrated to Brancati's

How?

I gave it to him

Goddamn it! But, sorry, how?! Why on earth?

- I asked you to take it to Michele, - I know... to take to Michele.

- I asked you to do one thing! - I fucked up

- How many did you get? - Well, I had to go grocery shopping

I couldn'tjust buy the tampons

Give here

Where is it?

Soup...?

Six years, uh. It took me six years

I spent all the money my parents left to me on it

Could you open your legs a bit more for me, please?

- Huh? - Ifyou could open your legs a bit more...

- I can't... like this... - Uh, no. Uh...

it's the first time I put it in someone else. Uh...

Uh... 'damn... uh!

Well, you know what...

Andrea is right

Sofia is fucking arrogant

- You're right, I'm sorry. I... - Oh yes, yes. So full of herself

I thought...

I'd do better than you. I'm sorry

But I won't let that douchebag have my research

Okay...

I'm sorry, about the research

And for everything

You cut me off

We never cut each other off, right?

I don't know what the hell happened to you,

but you treated me really badly

- And I'm not fine with it anymore - Michele

you're right. Listen, I... I was an idiot

- But why? Why? - What?

Why'd you go with... with that...

- With whom? - With Bra...

- Huh? - With Brancati...

It was Sofia's idea

- What, Sofia's? - Yeah, yeah

She insisted

- And you let her? - Uh, yeah. I was an idiot

But... I promise you, I swear, I was wrong, butAndrea...

Andrea's got nothing to do with it

- You are a slut! - Come on, man! It's the second time

Uh, but see, I was right

And you took her part, and you said it wasn't true, that she liked me

No, but she does like you now. She likes you, come on... tell him, tell him

Yeah, yeah. I like you, no... uh

come on, Miche' you know I love you

Don't we ever let any woman get between us, ok?!

- Never again - Never again

Never again! I am sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry

- Alright - I am sorry

- Sorry! - Yeah, alright! Come on!

And now the three of us have something to work out

by tomorrow morning. - Us? - The three of us!

Sofia will tell us what to do now

and tomorrow we discuss our research

- Sofia tells us what to do...? - Yeah

Why do you keep saying stuff that doesn't make sense? Why?

Sofia telling us what we must do now,

when she doesn't even know how to put in a fucking tampon anymore?

It's all wrong. It's all very wrong,

Shitbird, come on, I told you I'm Andrea

Alright, listen, look eh, this is what we're gonna do now...

we work this out.

And eventually we will focus on learning who we all are

Uh... Sofia... Andrea... Michele... all of us. Please. Go

We are talking about the central nervous system

So the pre-frontal cortex scientifically referred to as 'PFC'...

Don't look at me like that. Write down 'PFC'

Where long-term memory also resides, also contains various Brodman areas

Areas 9, 10, etcetera...

which are involved in managing short-term memory

Now the difference is that, for the first time,

we decided to focus on the hippocampus,

where long-term memory resides.

This is why me and you ended up with each other's memories...

- Right! - Uh... uh...

And thus we didn'tjust manage to transmit one thought,

- which is incredible in itself, but a complete image - No

Whole amounts of memories And so...

And so...

whole amounts of knowledge

- What is it, huh? - Coffee?

It connects...it connects

The cerebral cortex connects the thoughts

The prefrontal cortex connects the thoughts

But this is not the only distinctive trait of our study

Where are you going?

To your broadcast

Can I ask you a favor?

Could you get your hair fixed I look horrible like that

- Yeah, and you, go for it! - Yes!

- It's beautiful, you know - What?

It's so beautiful

Uh, thanks

How'd you come up with it?

Well, I was looking at Tommaso when he was born

and I wondered what he was thinking, and then... and then I realized

that whatever he thought he wouldn't remember it

And that maybe somehow I could

freeze those memories, and hand them back to him one day

But it took me six years, and...

and I ended up seeing your thoughts

See you later

There's just one thing I don't get:

you say that the hippocampus

- connects the thoughts... - Hello,

sorry we're late!

Rossini, Accotò,

I thought we decided you wouldn't come

- Ifyou could please wait outside - No, no

We came to discuss our project,

which the colleague here stole from us

- Ifyou could leave the room, please - We just need a few minutes

I assure you, you'll be happy to have listened to us

Rossini, I don't know how to tell you; your speech today is not on the agenda

Our research is certainly more thorough than Brancati's

- Also because having worked... - Rossini, come on!

Enough!

I've already told you that the board will not take into consideration

your research. Not now and not like this

Please

Go on

Please. Go on

Uh, you were asking me about the hippocampus

About the hippocampus, yes

I was able to develop this idea during my studies

The hippocampus plays a fundamental role,

since it allows the amygdala to send the impulses

- These impulses are then... - How'd you come up with it?

What?

How did you come up with the idea of switching from the prefrontal cortex

to the hippocampus. It's never been done!

How'd come up with it?

But what's it got to do with it now, we were discussing...

I came up with it six years ago, as I was looking at my two-month old son

The hippocampus is not developed

in newborn babies and...

and, indeed, they have no memory ofthe first years oftheir life,

and we wished that...

somehow our son

could remember them

Professor, is this a joke? This is crazy!

Go ahead Rossini...

We began working on Charlie...

- Ivan! - Yeah? - We're in your hands.

IfVittoria catches her like this, she will kill her

My darling, you look worse than yesterday

You look like Tinkerbell today...

Sofia, so...

Watch out today, Vittoria invited a tough one, ok?

- Who, the hyena? - Yeah

Oh god. Ok, you go. I'll take care of it

Yeah, yeah, bye, bye, bye, bye!

Hey, you were phenomenal! Did you see the look on their faces?

I mean, they're going to greenlight it for sure!

- For sure! - Come on!

- I'll buy myself a Hummer - Huh?

Oh, I promise. I'll buy myself a Hummer

I don't give a damn, I've always wanted it

- Come, come doc, it's begun - Thanks...

And I will be even more honest with you

I'd decided not to come here,

but then I told myself:

"someone will have to straighten this idiot out!"

I don't think that you believe it's important to address men,

nor to do it an elegant fashion

No, it's not like this

You're the worst kind ofwoman

they could possibly have as a host for this show

You have no respect for yourself,

nor for your female audience

I'm sorry Vittoria but someone should tell her this

I won't have a say in this...

I don't know, is there anything else to do, can I go?

...You tell me

Do you honestly think

a woman is supposed to identify with this?

What are you saying?

I mean, seriously

'Woman today', you hear?

A porn magazine would be better

- Oh please... - Yeah!

It's less hypocritical!

The women on those covers are those that men actually want to fuck

On this cover are the women that regular women must look up to

in hopes

for men to want to fuck them

This is crazy stuff...

...why on earth do you do it!

I can't breathe, I can't breathe

And these, you know?

What difference does an inch make?

It hurts too much, it hurts!

- I'm hurting here, here, here - Don't touch me!

- Please Vittoria come on, do something - Because the foot,

is constrained and so it hurts, it's not normal

Alright, then. Ok,

the woman in me hasn't been the best,

whatever,

But I'm telling you that the man in me

has had enough of all this bullshit

'Cause I promise you that a man would never suffer any of this

And you're shooting yourselves in the foot with this stuff

And you, my darling, you boasting to me about elegance...

Thinking you're better than anyone...

you're the typical woman that hates women

What...

I'm sorry, Vittoria, this is it

You... you don't know anything about women!

Look at yourself!

There,

I'd really like to focus

on something different than forcing ourselves

into an impossible image. You know? But for once

feel just like a full-blown woman

Now,

I wish everybody a good day!

And I'll see you tomorrow

...hopefully

- Have a nice day - Goodbye doc

Sofia,

brava

Coming back home?

Couldn't go anywhere without you

What about us now? We...

Yeah

We'll go back to what we were

Wait,

we will remember all of this, won't we?

I hope so

Ifyou could choose something to keep, what would it be?

The way the kids look at me

You?

Your eyes right now

Mom?

Sweetie!

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