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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:12,180 (alternative rock music) 2 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,454 ♫ Why, I'm lying in bed (phone rings) 3 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:22,934 ♫ Thinking about her eyes 4 00:00:22,934 --> 00:00:25,578 ♫ Playing with my head 5 00:00:25,578 --> 00:00:28,266 ♫ And he was closer to me 6 00:00:28,266 --> 00:00:30,385 ♫ I was trying to be 7 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:31,968 ♫ What I could be ♫ 8 00:00:34,209 --> 00:00:35,347 - Hello? 9 00:00:35,347 --> 00:00:40,104 ♫ The hills are alive with the smell of dumplings ♫ 10 00:00:40,104 --> 00:00:43,195 - How can anyone be so musical on a Sunday morning? 11 00:00:43,195 --> 00:00:45,150 - [Sarah] Dex, it's a beautiful day. 12 00:00:45,150 --> 00:00:48,508 You promised to come to our book club meeting. 13 00:00:48,508 --> 00:00:51,871 Now get your lazy tush out of bed! 14 00:00:51,871 --> 00:00:52,787 - Bye, mom. 15 00:00:53,897 --> 00:00:56,230 ♫ I don't know how to love ♫ 16 00:00:57,229 --> 00:00:59,712 ♫ I was tired of my boring friends 17 00:00:59,712 --> 00:01:02,629 ♫ I had to write, man, to the scene 18 00:01:04,806 --> 00:01:08,056 ♫ I, I'd like to have a word with you ♫ 19 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:15,015 - [Max] Fuck, what time is it? 20 00:01:15,015 --> 00:01:16,286 - Eight o'clock. 21 00:01:16,286 --> 00:01:18,813 - What the hell are you doing up so early? 22 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:20,315 - (yawns) I got that birthday night host 23 00:01:20,315 --> 00:01:23,490 luncheon thingy for my dad in DC. 24 00:01:23,490 --> 00:01:24,824 - Oh yeah, shit. 25 00:01:25,809 --> 00:01:28,618 I'm so sorry I can't go. 26 00:01:28,618 --> 00:01:31,138 I'd love to see singing Sarah and Carl again. 27 00:01:31,138 --> 00:01:32,966 They're the bomb. 28 00:01:32,966 --> 00:01:34,383 There any coffee? 29 00:01:36,261 --> 00:01:37,764 When are you gonna start drinking 30 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:40,490 coffee like a normal human being, huh?! 31 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:42,076 You know what we need? 32 00:01:42,076 --> 00:01:44,270 A valet to take care of our grazing 33 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,585 and all of our cleaning needs. 34 00:01:46,585 --> 00:01:47,885 - What are we, cattle? 35 00:01:47,885 --> 00:01:49,635 - Yeah, (cow noises). 36 00:01:51,997 --> 00:01:53,913 Hey, but you know what? 37 00:01:55,292 --> 00:01:57,976 This is some of the new stuff I'm doing. 38 00:01:57,976 --> 00:01:58,873 Would you mind? 39 00:01:58,873 --> 00:02:01,640 - Nice, yeah, I'll sneak a listen to it on the train. 40 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,696 - Thank you, Deximus. 41 00:02:02,696 --> 00:02:05,080 - You're welcome, Maximus. 42 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,665 So how are things with Tasha? 43 00:02:06,665 --> 00:02:08,739 - Oh fine, you know, up and down 44 00:02:08,739 --> 00:02:11,665 and all over the place, you know? 45 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,049 She's a handful, but boy is she 46 00:02:13,049 --> 00:02:16,259 a champ down you know where, baby! 47 00:02:16,259 --> 00:02:19,228 - (Australian accent) Right, down under in the outback bush! 48 00:02:19,228 --> 00:02:23,531 - Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama! 49 00:02:23,531 --> 00:02:26,615 - Respect a hearty hangover, bitches. 50 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:30,094 - Who's yo mama, who's yo... 51 00:02:30,094 --> 00:02:31,519 Hi, baby. 52 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,190 - Baby, where's the coffee? 53 00:02:33,190 --> 00:02:37,219 - Mr. Power Shake here did not get around to it. 54 00:02:37,219 --> 00:02:38,519 - Thanks, fucknut. 55 00:02:38,519 --> 00:02:42,995 How is it that you did nine Purple Hooter shots last night? 56 00:02:42,995 --> 00:02:46,288 Do you fit that into your health is wealth bullshit? 57 00:02:46,288 --> 00:02:49,381 - Balance is the way of the serenely happy soul. 58 00:02:49,381 --> 00:02:51,049 - Oh yeah right! 59 00:02:51,049 --> 00:02:52,795 From the guy who ate Taco Shack 60 00:02:52,795 --> 00:02:54,417 for four years at (mumbles)! 61 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:57,544 - No wonder you got serious gas. 62 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,027 Baby, back to my shack. 63 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:03,567 - All right, vamos es mi chimichanga. 64 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:05,072 - Oh I love when you talk foodie 65 00:03:05,072 --> 00:03:07,072 to me, gordita chilupa. 66 00:03:11,014 --> 00:03:11,847 - Ew! - Ew! 67 00:03:13,085 --> 00:03:14,264 - Dex! 68 00:03:14,264 --> 00:03:15,161 - Just a little bit. 69 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,148 - No chance. 70 00:03:16,148 --> 00:03:16,982 (laughing) 71 00:03:16,982 --> 00:03:18,336 Say what's up to your parents. 72 00:03:18,336 --> 00:03:19,269 - I will. 73 00:03:19,269 --> 00:03:20,653 - Yeah, have a nice trip. 74 00:03:20,653 --> 00:03:21,835 And don't be late for the gig, 75 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,625 you better be there, man. 76 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,883 - Have fine dreams. 77 00:03:24,883 --> 00:03:26,656 - Kisses to the folks! 78 00:03:26,656 --> 00:03:28,056 - You wish you were a lesbian. 79 00:03:28,056 --> 00:03:30,639 Later Dex, let's tuck and roll! 80 00:03:32,082 --> 00:03:35,939 Ride the horsie, my big fat hog, ride it! 81 00:03:35,939 --> 00:03:37,486 (alternative rock music) 82 00:03:37,486 --> 00:03:38,403 ♫ Love lies 83 00:03:42,133 --> 00:03:42,966 ♫ Lies 84 00:03:45,386 --> 00:03:46,469 ♫ Love lies ♫ 85 00:03:52,718 --> 00:03:56,718 - Manhattan Minutiae story ideas, two yuppies... 86 00:03:57,970 --> 00:04:00,130 A cab driver, a cab driver, a cab driver 87 00:04:00,130 --> 00:04:02,081 who performs all kinds of olfactory 88 00:04:02,081 --> 00:04:03,588 offenses on his patrons causing 89 00:04:03,588 --> 00:04:05,379 them to lose their jobs, their families, 90 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:08,962 any other meaningful materialistic matters. 91 00:04:09,846 --> 00:04:12,003 This is wonderful. 92 00:04:12,003 --> 00:04:12,837 Oh God. 93 00:04:20,671 --> 00:04:22,837 - Oh darling, you made it. 94 00:04:23,803 --> 00:04:25,796 - Fashionably late, but dressed to 95 00:04:25,796 --> 00:04:27,462 impress as usual. 96 00:04:27,462 --> 00:04:28,310 - Impress who? 97 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:31,060 - It's gonna be fine, sweetheart. 98 00:04:32,215 --> 00:04:33,962 I see you tried the curry tofu. 99 00:04:33,962 --> 00:04:35,059 You still hungry? 100 00:04:35,059 --> 00:04:37,010 - Despite my aura of Calcutta, I did not eat, 101 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,204 I was olfactorily offended by my cabbie. 102 00:04:39,204 --> 00:04:40,037 - Huh? 103 00:04:40,037 --> 00:04:41,567 What is olfactorily offended? 104 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:43,314 - Let's not have that kind of talk. 105 00:04:43,314 --> 00:04:44,452 - What do you want me to do, dad? 106 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,634 I was the victim here. 107 00:04:45,634 --> 00:04:47,269 - Oh come on, be sweet, now go ahead, 108 00:04:47,269 --> 00:04:49,836 put your bag inside, mingle, Sonya's there! 109 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:51,547 - Don't be shy. 110 00:04:51,547 --> 00:04:52,380 (giggling) 111 00:04:54,798 --> 00:04:55,631 - Hey Dex! 112 00:04:56,723 --> 00:04:58,309 Get over here! 113 00:04:58,309 --> 00:05:00,344 What have you been doing these days? 114 00:05:00,344 --> 00:05:01,967 - Oh you know, same old same old, 115 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,941 raising sea monkeys, working at my bar/club. 116 00:05:04,941 --> 00:05:07,095 - What's the name of it again, I forgot. 117 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:08,517 - MindField. 118 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:10,224 - Oh yeah, well that's pretty clever. 119 00:05:10,224 --> 00:05:11,931 Is that because you made all that money 120 00:05:11,931 --> 00:05:15,267 squatting on websites, is it squatting or squading? 121 00:05:15,267 --> 00:05:16,284 - It's squatting. 122 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:18,032 - Well what else you've been doing? 123 00:05:18,032 --> 00:05:20,921 - Well I'm writing my book, it's true stories. 124 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,668 - Manhattan Minutiae, I know, 125 00:05:22,668 --> 00:05:25,483 your mom told me all about that. 126 00:05:25,483 --> 00:05:26,804 - Guess who! 127 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:29,082 - Oh let's see, soft hands, wilting speech, 128 00:05:29,082 --> 00:05:33,720 Chanel perfume, I'm gonna guess Rush Limbaugh? 129 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,435 - You used to babysit me, would steal my parents' ice cream. 130 00:05:38,435 --> 00:05:40,713 - Yeah, I'm still thinking little Rushie Limbaugh. 131 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:41,853 But if I had to make a second guess 132 00:05:41,853 --> 00:05:44,133 I would say Sonya Park! 133 00:05:44,133 --> 00:05:45,270 Hey, I win! 134 00:05:45,270 --> 00:05:47,099 What are you up to, you look great! 135 00:05:47,099 --> 00:05:48,078 - Thanks! 136 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:49,624 - Yeah, I must've raised you right. 137 00:05:49,624 --> 00:05:50,766 - Well my parents might've had 138 00:05:50,766 --> 00:05:52,146 a little bit to do with it. 139 00:05:52,146 --> 00:05:53,164 - Bah! 140 00:05:53,164 --> 00:05:55,441 - Hey Sonya, what are you up to these days? 141 00:05:55,441 --> 00:05:56,701 - Well I'm actually working on my 142 00:05:56,701 --> 00:05:58,366 post grad documentary on poetry 143 00:05:58,366 --> 00:06:00,689 as it's evolved from haiku to rap music. 144 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:02,560 - Oh gosh, I think that's very interesting. 145 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:03,822 I wish you would do something a 146 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,487 little bit more creative, Dex. 147 00:06:05,487 --> 00:06:07,851 - Oh hey, it's Becca (mumbles), let's go say hi. 148 00:06:07,851 --> 00:06:09,232 - Duty calls, sorry about that. 149 00:06:09,232 --> 00:06:12,323 As usual, Miss Franklin, it's been simply surreal. 150 00:06:12,323 --> 00:06:15,989 I think there's curry shrimp in the kitchen. 151 00:06:21,746 --> 00:06:24,605 Thank you so much for helping me out there. 152 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:27,655 - You could pay me back with a dinner in New York? 153 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,204 - Anytime, when you coming to town? 154 00:06:29,204 --> 00:06:30,038 - Tonight. 155 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,066 - What are you talking about? 156 00:06:33,066 --> 00:06:34,975 - (laughs) Seriously, for a couple months. 157 00:06:34,975 --> 00:06:36,927 I'm gonna be a summer TA at NYU. 158 00:06:36,927 --> 00:06:38,312 - Why didn't you tell me? 159 00:06:38,312 --> 00:06:40,751 - I just did and scammed a free dinner out of you. 160 00:06:40,751 --> 00:06:43,555 - Nah, you didn't scam anything, you earned it. 161 00:06:43,555 --> 00:06:44,978 So where are you staying? 162 00:06:44,978 --> 00:06:47,260 - Just with a friend of a friend at the dorms. 163 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,275 - You kidding me? 164 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:49,739 Why don't you stay with me? 165 00:06:49,739 --> 00:06:50,957 - Oh come on. 166 00:06:50,957 --> 00:06:52,338 - Seriously. 167 00:06:52,338 --> 00:06:53,172 - Really? 168 00:06:54,612 --> 00:06:56,320 That would be so cool! 169 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,232 Only if I wouldn't be in the way or anything. 170 00:06:58,232 --> 00:06:59,538 Oh you'd never see me, I can cook, 171 00:06:59,538 --> 00:07:01,328 I can clean, I can do the laundry. 172 00:07:01,328 --> 00:07:02,428 - Well in that case you can stay 173 00:07:02,428 --> 00:07:04,012 there forever, my roommate will love you. 174 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:05,239 - Who's your roommate? 175 00:07:05,239 --> 00:07:07,270 - Max, my best friend from college? 176 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:08,855 Multimedia Experience? 177 00:07:08,855 --> 00:07:10,372 - I don't think I ever met him. 178 00:07:10,372 --> 00:07:11,714 - It's a her. 179 00:07:11,714 --> 00:07:13,504 She's great, you're gonna love her. 180 00:07:13,504 --> 00:07:15,661 - All right, thanks! 181 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:16,494 - Sure. 182 00:07:16,494 --> 00:07:17,850 - My parents will be thrilled. 183 00:07:17,850 --> 00:07:18,683 - Yeah. 184 00:07:18,683 --> 00:07:20,426 You have to walk around the apartment naked though. 185 00:07:20,426 --> 00:07:21,765 (laughing) 186 00:07:21,765 --> 00:07:22,599 That all right? 187 00:07:22,599 --> 00:07:24,981 - Sure, I can even do the laundry and cook naked. 188 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:27,620 - Yeah, just for the first week. 189 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,163 After that you can put socks on. 190 00:07:29,163 --> 00:07:29,997 (laughing) 191 00:07:31,054 --> 00:07:31,887 - Deal! 192 00:07:35,925 --> 00:07:37,508 (grunge rock music) 193 00:07:41,536 --> 00:07:42,369 (cheering) 194 00:07:51,476 --> 00:07:55,083 ♫ Without distractions I see your face 195 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,333 ♫ I saw myself in (mumbles) 196 00:07:58,375 --> 00:08:00,123 - Hey Dex, when did you get here? 197 00:08:00,123 --> 00:08:01,505 - Looks pretty rocking tonight. 198 00:08:01,505 --> 00:08:03,029 ♫ You suck 199 00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:04,371 ♫ Get out of my head 200 00:08:04,371 --> 00:08:05,204 ♫ You suck 201 00:08:06,207 --> 00:08:08,280 - Yeah yeah, it's wall to wall beaver. 202 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,003 Or should I say fish because they don't 203 00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:11,510 wanna fuck like beaver, but they sure 204 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:13,343 wanna drink like fish. 205 00:08:14,807 --> 00:08:17,307 ♫ Let try some more (mumbles) 206 00:08:22,613 --> 00:08:24,361 - I'd like to introduce you to Sonya. 207 00:08:24,361 --> 00:08:26,152 Sonya, this is the notorious RC. 208 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:28,026 - Hey, howdy, gookster girl. 209 00:08:28,026 --> 00:08:29,734 - [Sonya] I'm Korean. 210 00:08:29,734 --> 00:08:31,154 - And? 211 00:08:31,154 --> 00:08:32,536 ♫ You suck 212 00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:33,918 ♫ Get out of my head 213 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:34,752 ♫ You suck 214 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,294 ♫ I wish you were dead 215 00:08:37,294 --> 00:08:38,555 ♫ You suck 216 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:40,915 - How about you and me later, Sun Yi? 217 00:08:40,915 --> 00:08:42,708 - The name's Sonya. 218 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:46,043 - Sonya, Sun Yi, Kim Chi, whatever. 219 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:49,043 - Anyway, why are Ana and GoGo here? 220 00:08:50,517 --> 00:08:52,433 - Aw man, I don't know. 221 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:55,559 Maybe they're playing for the other side now. 222 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,299 Oh, I'm sorry, I know you went out with Ana, (mumbles). 223 00:08:59,299 --> 00:09:01,577 - I know you're not talking about me. 224 00:09:01,577 --> 00:09:03,731 What's going on, Dex? 225 00:09:03,731 --> 00:09:05,153 - What are you doing here? 226 00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,372 - Well Max just caught us and told 227 00:09:06,372 --> 00:09:07,916 us to come and check out the set tonight. 228 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,257 - And you know that my girl here 229 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,573 needs to get her dance on and her screaming on! 230 00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:13,254 Right, baby, what's up! 231 00:09:13,254 --> 00:09:14,512 - I want you to introduce you guys 232 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,977 to a friend of the family, this is Sonya. 233 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:16,956 - [GoGo] Hi! 234 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,948 - [Ana] How are you Sonya, I'm Ana, nice to meet you. 235 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,084 - GoGo, nice to meet you. 236 00:09:20,084 --> 00:09:21,141 - So what's up? 237 00:09:21,141 --> 00:09:22,484 - My lack of a cocktail. 238 00:09:22,484 --> 00:09:23,786 Hook a sister up, I need a drink, 239 00:09:23,786 --> 00:09:25,092 let's go, I wanna get started! 240 00:09:25,092 --> 00:09:26,744 - [Dex] You two remember RC, right? 241 00:09:26,744 --> 00:09:28,901 - Why don't you get me cranberry vodka and a shot? 242 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,164 Make yourself useful. 243 00:09:30,164 --> 00:09:31,950 - And can I get a cranberry juice please? 244 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:33,453 Thank you. 245 00:09:33,453 --> 00:09:37,072 So Dex, I don't see FiFi the (mumbles). 246 00:09:37,072 --> 00:09:38,741 - Oh come on, girlfriend! - Is she coming? 247 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:41,186 - Girl, we came here to have a good time, okay? 248 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:43,320 You said we was gonna howl at the moon, 249 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:47,374 GoGo's in the house, Anaconda's on the loose (mumbles)! 250 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:48,529 - [Ana] Down it. 251 00:09:48,529 --> 00:09:51,121 Big girl, I guess you can. 252 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:51,954 Got it? 253 00:09:51,954 --> 00:09:53,603 - Woo, all right, let's do this! 254 00:09:53,603 --> 00:09:54,437 (cheering) 255 00:09:56,244 --> 00:09:59,360 - You've (mumbles), stick around, y'all. 256 00:09:59,360 --> 00:10:00,924 - Catch you later, girls. 257 00:10:00,924 --> 00:10:03,007 - Don't do us any favors. 258 00:10:04,793 --> 00:10:05,891 - You going down with us? 259 00:10:05,891 --> 00:10:06,725 - Sure. 260 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:10,769 - What are you wearing? 261 00:10:10,769 --> 00:10:11,685 - (mumbles) 262 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:13,595 - Yo, Dexie! 263 00:10:13,595 --> 00:10:14,798 - My midnight runner. 264 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:17,076 You know it's time for Carmello shots. 265 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:18,542 - Right on, grandpa! 266 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,008 - We got a set to do. 267 00:10:20,008 --> 00:10:20,945 - Pussies. 268 00:10:20,945 --> 00:10:22,695 - You got that right! 269 00:10:24,269 --> 00:10:26,148 - Hey you guys, this is my friend Sonya from back home. 270 00:10:26,148 --> 00:10:26,981 - Hi everyone. 271 00:10:26,981 --> 00:10:28,669 - Right on, hey girl! 272 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:32,645 I'm Max and this timid thing is Tasha. 273 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:33,995 - Nice to meet you. 274 00:10:33,995 --> 00:10:35,353 - Hi. 275 00:10:35,353 --> 00:10:36,422 - Hey Max, I love that tape you 276 00:10:36,422 --> 00:10:38,657 gave me, very sage, soothing, sexual. 277 00:10:38,657 --> 00:10:42,124 - Aww, thanks, sage, that's cool. 278 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:44,400 - Yeah, Pluto's Kicking My Ass, awesome. 279 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,459 - Oh shit, that was inspired by 280 00:10:45,459 --> 00:10:47,291 that astrologer guy that I went 281 00:10:47,291 --> 00:10:48,795 to in the East village, remember him? 282 00:10:48,795 --> 00:10:52,169 - Baby, no more of these sappy songs. 283 00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:54,283 We're a rock and fucking roll band, 284 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:57,335 not this John tit-Fucking Tesh shit. 285 00:10:57,335 --> 00:10:59,289 - Just something I'm tinkering with, okay? 286 00:10:59,289 --> 00:11:00,122 - I'd love for you to tinker (mumbles). 287 00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:01,622 Isn't that enough? 288 00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:07,849 No more shitty elevator music talk tonight, okay? 289 00:11:07,849 --> 00:11:09,231 - God, all right, all right. 290 00:11:09,231 --> 00:11:10,537 - I'm gonna go play with the girls, 291 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,695 baby, come on, bitches. 292 00:11:12,695 --> 00:11:13,528 - Later! 293 00:11:13,528 --> 00:11:14,442 - Later, Dexie. 294 00:11:14,442 --> 00:11:17,692 Watch out, red hot twat coming through! 295 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:20,666 - What's up with you, girlfriend, huh? 296 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:22,538 How do you know this scallywag? 297 00:11:22,538 --> 00:11:24,123 - It's quahog to you actually. 298 00:11:24,123 --> 00:11:25,545 - What the fuck's a quahog? 299 00:11:25,545 --> 00:11:27,740 - Actually it's a large clam-like mollusk 300 00:11:27,740 --> 00:11:29,392 native to the New England region. 301 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:30,693 - So what? 302 00:11:30,693 --> 00:11:32,560 How the fuck do you know that? 303 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,105 - Oh, well our families used to 304 00:11:34,105 --> 00:11:36,021 summer together in Newport. 305 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:37,647 - Oh really? 306 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:40,373 Oh Dex, you hobnobber you. 307 00:11:40,373 --> 00:11:42,204 I always knew you were a closet clammer. 308 00:11:42,204 --> 00:11:43,831 Why don't you use those talents 309 00:11:43,831 --> 00:11:46,632 and skills on Fiona a bit, huh? 310 00:11:46,632 --> 00:11:48,095 - Ouch, that's gotta hurt. 311 00:11:48,095 --> 00:11:49,928 - Speaking of Fi, is she coming tonight? 312 00:11:49,928 --> 00:11:51,229 - I don't think Miss Fiona-- 313 00:11:51,229 --> 00:11:52,897 - Hey lover. 314 00:11:52,897 --> 00:11:54,325 - Will be coming tonight. 315 00:11:54,325 --> 00:11:55,586 - Am I missing something? 316 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,070 - As usual, darling. 317 00:11:57,070 --> 00:11:59,131 - Oh boy, you're in one of those moods tonight. 318 00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:00,394 - Maybe I am. 319 00:12:00,394 --> 00:12:01,653 Hey, this is my friend Sonya. 320 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:02,486 - Hi. 321 00:12:04,502 --> 00:12:05,477 Nice to meet you. 322 00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:06,775 - Enchante. 323 00:12:06,775 --> 00:12:08,853 Aren't you a darling. 324 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,316 And I love your perfume, Chanel, right? 325 00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:11,150 - Yeah. 326 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:12,390 - I'm wearing the same. 327 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,058 And Max, what are you wearing? 328 00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:15,058 - Dial soap! 329 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:18,290 - No no no, Max, one of these days 330 00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:20,243 I'm gonna have to give you a makeover. 331 00:12:20,243 --> 00:12:21,506 - Anyway, Sonya's gonna be staying 332 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,827 with us for a little while. 333 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:23,981 - Oh great, well we can talk later 334 00:12:23,981 --> 00:12:25,243 'cause I spend a lot of time at 335 00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:27,112 Dex's place too. 336 00:12:27,112 --> 00:12:29,109 - One big happy family! 337 00:12:29,109 --> 00:12:30,648 (barking and meowing) 338 00:12:30,648 --> 00:12:33,077 - My cue to leave, ciao! 339 00:12:33,077 --> 00:12:34,543 Dex, send me a drink over. 340 00:12:34,543 --> 00:12:35,806 - You betcha, Coco. 341 00:12:35,806 --> 00:12:37,269 Can I get you guys anything? 342 00:12:37,269 --> 00:12:38,369 - Oh God, beer please. 343 00:12:38,369 --> 00:12:39,425 - Sounds good. 344 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,399 - Cheap dates. 345 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:41,337 - Hey! 346 00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:42,763 - Dex, go get the beers, I'll take our little 347 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,895 buddy Sonya around, meet some of the crew. 348 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,172 - I don't know if I like this (mumbles) unholy alliance. 349 00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:50,818 - Right this way, girl. 350 00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,609 - This is my casino bro Gino, 351 00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:56,232 Gino, this is Dex, he owns this mackerel tank here. 352 00:12:56,232 --> 00:12:57,065 - Nice to meet you. 353 00:12:57,065 --> 00:12:58,548 - What's going on, dude? 354 00:12:58,548 --> 00:12:59,804 - Hey, Gino was just telling me 355 00:12:59,804 --> 00:13:01,961 about this new casino website. 356 00:13:01,961 --> 00:13:04,403 They have nude photos of all the players. 357 00:13:04,403 --> 00:13:05,583 - Good score. 358 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:07,570 Combining your two passions, porn and poker. 359 00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,606 - Yeah, I know, isn't that fucking cool man? 360 00:13:09,606 --> 00:13:11,152 Vegas without the travel. 361 00:13:11,152 --> 00:13:13,469 - So that's what I'll be doing in New York. 362 00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:14,646 - Whoa. 363 00:13:14,646 --> 00:13:17,537 That is way fucking cool, way to go girl! 364 00:13:17,537 --> 00:13:18,801 - Thanks. 365 00:13:18,801 --> 00:13:19,857 - Haikus, huh? 366 00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:21,115 - [Sonya] Yeah. 367 00:13:21,115 --> 00:13:23,397 - What the fuck is a haiku? 368 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:24,863 - It's a three line poem with 369 00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:26,082 special rules meant to convey 370 00:13:26,082 --> 00:13:28,416 a specific thought or image. 371 00:13:29,337 --> 00:13:31,019 Well enough about me. 372 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,144 Fiona, tell me about you. 373 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,403 - Moi? 374 00:13:33,403 --> 00:13:35,235 Well obviously I'm French. 375 00:13:35,235 --> 00:13:37,222 I've lived in New York for three years 376 00:13:37,222 --> 00:13:39,944 and I work at an art gallery downtown. 377 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:43,080 Which is where I met sexy Dexie. 378 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,745 He came in to buy a painting one day 379 00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,109 and it's been downhill ever since. 380 00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:48,368 - Anyway, we gotta get ready for 381 00:13:48,368 --> 00:13:49,507 our second set, baby. 382 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:51,257 - That's right. 383 00:13:51,257 --> 00:13:55,504 MaxiTit is gonna rock the clam house tonight! 384 00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:56,552 Yeah! 385 00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:58,636 - See you after the show. 386 00:13:59,934 --> 00:14:03,351 A lesbo is a person in your neighborhood! 387 00:14:05,267 --> 00:14:06,434 Hit the music! 388 00:14:07,383 --> 00:14:08,967 (bass guitar music) 389 00:14:13,564 --> 00:14:16,534 ♫ Girl, a girl's got it all on the ball 390 00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:19,629 ♫ Thems chickens are finger licking good 391 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:22,883 ♫ You know the harder they come, the harder I fall 392 00:14:22,883 --> 00:14:26,588 ♫ Thems chickens are finger licking good 393 00:14:26,588 --> 00:14:29,475 ♫ Groovy girls, oh my God, they're the bomb 394 00:14:29,475 --> 00:14:33,231 ♫ Thems chickens are finger licking good 395 00:14:33,231 --> 00:14:35,832 ♫ Baby we're (mumbles) all night long 396 00:14:35,832 --> 00:14:39,328 ♫ Thems chickens are finger licking good 397 00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:41,245 ♫ 'Cause we love chicks 398 00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,136 ♫ We love them chickens 399 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:47,470 ♫ We love chicks 400 00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:53,317 ♫ 'Cause they're finger licking good, yeah 401 00:14:53,317 --> 00:14:55,064 - They're really good. 402 00:14:55,064 --> 00:14:57,827 What kind of music is this? 403 00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,495 - Twat music. 404 00:14:59,495 --> 00:15:01,820 ♫ I wanna cluck you 405 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:02,653 (cheering) 406 00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:11,576 ♫ 'Cause they're finger licking good 407 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:14,659 ♫ 'Cause they're finger licking good 408 00:15:18,154 --> 00:15:18,987 (cheering) 409 00:15:23,602 --> 00:15:26,410 ♫ A lesbo is a person in your neighborhood 410 00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:29,864 ♫ She's in your neighborhood, she's in your neighborhood 411 00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:33,121 ♫ Yeah a lesbo is a person in your neighborhood 412 00:15:33,121 --> 00:15:36,419 ♫ The people that you meet each day 413 00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:39,638 ♫ I said won't you please, please won't you be 414 00:15:39,638 --> 00:15:43,056 ♫ Please won't you be my neighbor 415 00:15:43,056 --> 00:15:46,270 ♫ A lesbo is a person in your neighborhood 416 00:15:46,270 --> 00:15:49,731 ♫ The people that you meet each day 417 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,459 ♫ A lesbo is a person in your neighborhood 418 00:15:52,459 --> 00:15:55,791 ♫ She's in your neighborhood, she's in your neighborhood 419 00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:57,424 ♫ The people that you meet 420 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,146 ♫ When you're walking down the street 421 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:03,459 ♫ She's the people that you meet each day ♫ 422 00:16:03,459 --> 00:16:04,292 (applause) 423 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,515 - [Natasha] Don't spit on my girlfriend, bitch! 424 00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:14,246 (mumbles) take you home baby! 425 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:17,857 - What, a standing ovation for me? 426 00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:19,891 - I'm tired and on the verge of deafness. 427 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,818 I'm going home, you don't mind do you? 428 00:16:22,818 --> 00:16:25,629 - This is a little song about not (mumbles). 429 00:16:25,629 --> 00:16:29,003 - No no no, it's okay, I've got Sonya. 430 00:16:29,003 --> 00:16:30,792 You just stay here and do the boss thing. 431 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:32,870 Go mingle, go, I'll take care of everything, go. 432 00:16:32,870 --> 00:16:33,884 - Don't worry, Dex. 433 00:16:33,884 --> 00:16:35,590 I'm in good hands with Fiona. 434 00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,297 - Thanks Fiona, I owe you one. 435 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,297 - You owe me more than one, big guy. 436 00:16:47,060 --> 00:16:48,991 - Well if you're still horny when 437 00:16:48,991 --> 00:16:52,595 you get home, call me over and do me, okay? 438 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,179 Goodnight, big guy. 439 00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:57,775 - Wow. 440 00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,184 ♫ No mittens, baby 441 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,737 ♫ No mittens in the pool 442 00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:04,320 ♫ No mittens, baby, no mittens in the pool 443 00:17:09,772 --> 00:17:10,605 ♫ Say what 444 00:17:15,623 --> 00:17:18,996 ♫ Limping is better, you're like everyone else 445 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:22,346 ♫ Despite what you're feeling, put it all on the shelf 446 00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:24,629 ♫ 'Cause I said limping is better 447 00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,826 ♫ It causes less drama 448 00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:30,742 ♫ Despite what you're feeling, I beat (mumbles) 449 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,496 - So what's up, Dex? 450 00:17:33,496 --> 00:17:36,712 Uh oh, I remember that look, what's going on? 451 00:17:36,712 --> 00:17:39,397 - I was just watching you out there dancing 452 00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:41,793 and I forgot that wild side and I was wondering 453 00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:45,252 if you were game for this month's dinner. 454 00:17:45,252 --> 00:17:47,039 - Oh I got game. 455 00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:50,706 The question is whether you can hang or not. 456 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:54,559 - Oh I can hang, I'm just the man for the job. 457 00:17:54,559 --> 00:17:56,826 - We shall see, boy. 458 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:57,660 Oh wow. 459 00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:01,491 - We shall see. 460 00:18:02,967 --> 00:18:04,349 - Yes, boss. 461 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,773 - And don't you forget it. 462 00:18:05,773 --> 00:18:07,237 Now I need to get back over there, 463 00:18:07,237 --> 00:18:08,744 give me this, give me this! 464 00:18:08,744 --> 00:18:12,444 ♫ I mean hey, what do you think I am 465 00:18:12,444 --> 00:18:13,610 ♫ A typewriter 466 00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:16,361 ♫ No mittens in the pool 467 00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,475 ♫ No mittens, baby 468 00:18:18,475 --> 00:18:20,421 ♫ No mittens in the pool 469 00:18:20,421 --> 00:18:22,413 ♫ No mittens, baby 470 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:24,184 ♫ No mittens in the pool 471 00:18:24,184 --> 00:18:26,167 ♫ No mittens, baby 472 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,251 ♫ No mittens in the pool 473 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,242 ♫ No mittens in the pool ♫ 474 00:18:33,165 --> 00:18:33,998 (cheering) 475 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:46,706 ♫ Thems chickens are finger licking good 476 00:18:46,706 --> 00:18:49,206 ♫ 'Cause we are chicks, girl ♫ 477 00:18:53,045 --> 00:18:54,545 - I'm sorry, baby. 478 00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:57,805 You were so fucking hot. 479 00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,055 - No, you were. 480 00:19:02,721 --> 00:19:04,429 - Who was that red-haired hermaphrodite 481 00:19:04,429 --> 00:19:06,261 that was staring at you the whole time? 482 00:19:06,261 --> 00:19:08,635 - Oh baby, (mumbles), she wanted my chili. 483 00:19:08,635 --> 00:19:10,013 - I want your chili. 484 00:19:10,013 --> 00:19:12,327 - (mumbles) to you! 485 00:19:12,327 --> 00:19:13,548 - Not tonight, baby. 486 00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:14,605 - No, you were. 487 00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,113 - Give me that ass, yes! 488 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,798 - Look, there's, look, Sonya's sleeping in our nook. 489 00:19:18,798 --> 00:19:21,138 - [Natasha] Come on baby, I wanna get laid! 490 00:19:21,138 --> 00:19:23,472 - We can't sleep here tonight, we gotta go to our room. 491 00:19:23,472 --> 00:19:25,950 - That sucks, no TV, no porn! 492 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:26,886 - Shhh! 493 00:19:26,886 --> 00:19:29,371 - [Natasha] I need hot porn for my hot lady! 494 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:31,116 - [Max] You don't need porn, let's get you to bed. 495 00:19:31,116 --> 00:19:34,291 - All right all right, that's more my style, Xena. 496 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,834 - Look at how cute she is, look look! 497 00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,832 - I don't like virgins, you know that. 498 00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,749 I love spicy spicy pie! 499 00:19:42,776 --> 00:19:44,608 - Oh my God. 500 00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:45,908 - Aw, that's sweet. 501 00:19:45,908 --> 00:19:47,778 That's sweet, mommy. 502 00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:49,366 You're sweet, mommy, now you come 503 00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,682 spank bad bad girl! 504 00:19:51,682 --> 00:19:54,001 Come spank the bad girl! 505 00:19:54,001 --> 00:19:55,587 - [Max] Shhh, be quiet! 506 00:19:55,587 --> 00:19:57,541 - [Natasha] Goodnight, Sonya! 507 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:59,541 (alternative rock music) 508 00:20:02,915 --> 00:20:05,248 - Holy shit, am I dreaming? 509 00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:08,405 Wow! 510 00:20:08,405 --> 00:20:10,314 You're a godsend, this is great! 511 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:11,739 - I hope I didn't wake you with 512 00:20:11,739 --> 00:20:13,245 all the noise and everything. 513 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,074 - Oh no no no, don't be silly, don't be silly, 514 00:20:15,074 --> 00:20:17,675 I always get up early, you know? 515 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,102 Do some yoga, right? 516 00:20:19,102 --> 00:20:20,605 - I can leave you in peace. 517 00:20:20,605 --> 00:20:23,328 - No, stop it, stop it, sit! 518 00:20:23,328 --> 00:20:24,588 Let's scoff down some food, 519 00:20:24,588 --> 00:20:27,595 we can chat more calmly now. 520 00:20:27,595 --> 00:20:29,952 So what time did you leave last night? 521 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:33,654 - I don't know, around midnight I think. 522 00:20:33,654 --> 00:20:35,323 Fiona took me home and got me settled. 523 00:20:35,323 --> 00:20:36,544 - Oh cool. 524 00:20:36,544 --> 00:20:38,049 So what'd you think, huh? 525 00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,602 Of the club last night. 526 00:20:39,602 --> 00:20:43,018 I mean a little overwhelming, huh? 527 00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,279 - It was interesting. 528 00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:45,703 - The antics of the Clam Club can 529 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:48,266 be a little bit out there. 530 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,806 - Out is a good word. 531 00:20:50,806 --> 00:20:51,640 (laughing) 532 00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,766 It's not music I usually listen to or anything, 533 00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:59,126 but I really liked your songs, especially the one 534 00:20:59,126 --> 00:21:01,008 about the chicken? 535 00:21:01,008 --> 00:21:03,042 - Oh yeah yeah yeah, that's Thems Chickens! 536 00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:06,585 That's like our anthem, that's our signature song. 537 00:21:06,585 --> 00:21:09,835 - So how did you come up with the name of your band? 538 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,908 - MaxiTit, oh well that's a combination 539 00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:16,343 of both of our names, so Maxie is me obviously 540 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:20,423 and then tit is an abbreviation for Tasha Ivana Thorpe. 541 00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:21,256 MaxiTit. 542 00:21:22,173 --> 00:21:24,783 I mean of course there's a double meaning, but... 543 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,045 - Of course. 544 00:21:26,045 --> 00:21:27,594 (laughing) 545 00:21:27,594 --> 00:21:29,426 Oh hey Dex, your magic shake is ready 546 00:21:29,426 --> 00:21:31,457 for you in the thermos in the fridge. 547 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,351 - Who are you? 548 00:21:32,351 --> 00:21:33,451 What is this? 549 00:21:33,451 --> 00:21:36,069 Who broke into our apartment and made this smorgasbord? 550 00:21:36,069 --> 00:21:38,510 - Yo, snap out of it Dex! 551 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:41,073 Sonya rock and rolled us some breakfast and shit. 552 00:21:41,073 --> 00:21:42,292 - I see. 553 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:43,675 It appears our little grasshopper 554 00:21:43,675 --> 00:21:45,139 has been a very busy bee. 555 00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:47,133 - What the hell are you doing up so early? 556 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:50,467 - I have no idea, I think Fiona put a hex on me. 557 00:21:50,467 --> 00:21:52,745 So what does one do at such an ungodly hour? 558 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,089 - Well I've got an audition for 559 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:55,675 a freakin' granola commercial. 560 00:21:55,675 --> 00:21:58,204 - I'm gonna meet my faculty adviser at NYU. 561 00:21:58,204 --> 00:22:00,751 - So it sounds like I'm not missing anything by sleeping in. 562 00:22:00,751 --> 00:22:02,334 - God, you're such a loser. 563 00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:04,448 Sonya, if you wait, we can walk together. 564 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,072 - Oh yeah, that'd be great. 565 00:22:06,072 --> 00:22:08,961 I'll just clean up a little. 566 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,498 - Oh don't be silly, that's what Dex is here for. 567 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,674 - Let's not rain on Sonya's enthusiasm. 568 00:22:14,674 --> 00:22:18,423 Plus I don't know nothing 'bout doing no dishes. 569 00:22:18,423 --> 00:22:19,993 - Suck it up! 570 00:22:19,993 --> 00:22:21,660 Tasha can help you when she finally 571 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,504 drags her carcass out of bed. 572 00:22:24,504 --> 00:22:26,783 Yo Sonya, can you give me three and a half minutes? 573 00:22:26,783 --> 00:22:27,616 - Yeah. 574 00:22:27,616 --> 00:22:28,616 - All right. 575 00:22:29,797 --> 00:22:31,047 - It's all you. 576 00:22:51,488 --> 00:22:55,655 - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, a Korean deli exploded in here! 577 00:22:56,748 --> 00:22:58,901 - More like a creative Korean girl. 578 00:22:58,901 --> 00:23:01,317 - Oh my God, this is amazing! 579 00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:04,297 Coffee even?! 580 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,338 Little Smurfette is definitely a keeper. 581 00:23:08,338 --> 00:23:09,963 - Yeah, she's only been here one day 582 00:23:09,963 --> 00:23:13,417 and already I can't imagine life without her. 583 00:23:13,417 --> 00:23:15,448 - I second that, where's Max? 584 00:23:15,448 --> 00:23:17,116 - Everybody left hours ago. 585 00:23:17,116 --> 00:23:19,346 Get some food and get on the couch. 586 00:23:19,346 --> 00:23:20,525 Show's about to start. 587 00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:22,272 - I am one step ahead of you. 588 00:23:22,272 --> 00:23:24,522 Clear some room, (mumbles). 589 00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:27,910 - Watch the syrup. 590 00:23:30,130 --> 00:23:32,380 Here comes The Grey Geezer. 591 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:36,453 - Fucking Matlock has all the answers. 592 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,619 - Man GoGo, I know I didn't drink 593 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:44,918 last night, but I still feel wasted. 594 00:23:44,918 --> 00:23:47,479 - That's because you are out of practice, my dear. 595 00:23:47,479 --> 00:23:49,917 - Oh fuck you, I am not out of practice! 596 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:52,111 Girl, you know I still got it going on. 597 00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:53,655 - Okay, maybe. 598 00:23:53,655 --> 00:23:56,342 But it's where you're going that's worrying me, okay? 599 00:23:56,342 --> 00:23:57,766 I don't know why you are wasting 600 00:23:57,766 --> 00:23:59,153 your time with Dex. - Oh good God. 601 00:23:59,153 --> 00:24:00,821 - No, listen to me, don't get me wrong, 602 00:24:00,821 --> 00:24:03,340 I love Dex, he's my boy, I love him to pieces. 603 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:07,736 But hello, the point is here you guys broke up. 604 00:24:07,736 --> 00:24:09,977 So it's really time for you to start moving on. 605 00:24:09,977 --> 00:24:11,808 - Thank you, and I know we broke up. 606 00:24:11,808 --> 00:24:14,003 Shit, I'm the one who kicked his ass out remember? 607 00:24:14,003 --> 00:24:15,062 - Yes I remember. 608 00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:16,809 - But still there's always hope he can 609 00:24:16,809 --> 00:24:19,164 come around and realize what we had. 610 00:24:19,164 --> 00:24:21,784 - Oh come on Ana, he quit on you, okay? 611 00:24:21,784 --> 00:24:23,372 He had zero motivation. 612 00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:25,773 He went slacker on you and shit, come on! 613 00:24:25,773 --> 00:24:30,572 - GoGo, I can't just turn my back on that kind of love. 614 00:24:30,572 --> 00:24:34,002 I can't, and it's not over until the snake says so. 615 00:24:34,002 --> 00:24:34,935 (phone rings) 616 00:24:34,935 --> 00:24:37,102 - I guess I will get that. 617 00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:43,347 Hello, (mumbles) Lawfirm. 618 00:24:43,347 --> 00:24:44,764 Oh yeah, hold on. 619 00:24:46,076 --> 00:24:48,702 It's that slumlord Stat or something, 620 00:24:48,702 --> 00:24:51,670 he is demanding to speak to you. 621 00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:53,380 - Demanding, huh? 622 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,699 Let his ass wait, so anyway, as I was saying 623 00:24:55,699 --> 00:24:58,907 I think you're probably right, I don't know, 624 00:24:58,907 --> 00:25:01,074 but I love you for caring. 625 00:25:03,089 --> 00:25:04,754 - That is what I am here for, my love. 626 00:25:04,754 --> 00:25:06,588 Now answer that phone. 627 00:25:08,008 --> 00:25:10,203 - [Dex] Hurry up, wrenches, we need our food! 628 00:25:10,203 --> 00:25:11,705 - Hell yeah! 629 00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:14,460 - [Natasha] Eat me, bozos! 630 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:17,313 - [Sonya] Dessert is served. 631 00:25:17,313 --> 00:25:20,646 - Those who are about to eat salute you. 632 00:25:23,499 --> 00:25:26,665 - Oh my God, Sonya, this is the balls! 633 00:25:27,602 --> 00:25:30,979 - This dessert is yummy to my tummy. 634 00:25:30,979 --> 00:25:33,175 - Fuck that, it's orgasmic, man. 635 00:25:33,175 --> 00:25:35,492 I can't believe this shit, what is this called? 636 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:37,460 - I call it my Korean bento box. 637 00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:39,898 - I have no had black box this great 638 00:25:39,898 --> 00:25:42,449 since I went down on (mumbles) Brown. 639 00:25:42,449 --> 00:25:43,670 - [Max] No you didn't. 640 00:25:43,670 --> 00:25:44,504 - Mmmm. 641 00:25:44,504 --> 00:25:45,337 - [Max] Ew! 642 00:25:45,337 --> 00:25:46,312 - [Natasha] It was sweet. 643 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:47,573 - Ew, you didn't! 644 00:25:47,573 --> 00:25:49,595 You're sick, you're sick, you know what? 645 00:25:49,595 --> 00:25:53,095 - Sonya, I gotta say, you give great head. 646 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,819 - [Sonya] Thanks. 647 00:25:55,819 --> 00:25:58,383 - Abso-fucking-lutely man, my legs are all tingly. 648 00:25:58,383 --> 00:26:03,155 - I grab another and another and another and another. 649 00:26:03,155 --> 00:26:04,659 - You're so insatiable. 650 00:26:04,659 --> 00:26:07,098 - Okay, well I'm gonna head back 651 00:26:07,098 --> 00:26:09,616 to my room and relax with the giraffe. 652 00:26:09,616 --> 00:26:11,120 (phone rings) 653 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,287 - Oh shit, fuck fuck fuck! 654 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:16,941 Hello? 655 00:26:16,941 --> 00:26:18,255 Hey Fi! 656 00:26:18,255 --> 00:26:19,229 Oh that sucks. 657 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:23,131 Okay, no, actually I haven't seen Dex. 658 00:26:23,131 --> 00:26:23,964 Oh, okay. 659 00:26:25,453 --> 00:26:26,703 All right, bye. 660 00:26:27,688 --> 00:26:29,237 She's on her way man. 661 00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:30,070 I... 662 00:26:32,044 --> 00:26:33,709 - No, it's okay, you did your best. 663 00:26:33,709 --> 00:26:35,376 I'll just go do my tongue exercises. 664 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:38,917 - Shit shit, I gotta go, the band starts in 15 minutes! 665 00:26:38,917 --> 00:26:43,371 Lovie, please please can I talk you into going, please? 666 00:26:43,371 --> 00:26:46,952 - I want to go so bad, but I'm spent, honey. 667 00:26:46,952 --> 00:26:49,027 I really, I've gotta chill tonight. 668 00:26:49,027 --> 00:26:50,981 - Fucking you always wanna chill lately. 669 00:26:50,981 --> 00:26:52,444 I'm so sick of that shit! 670 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,360 - Not here, God. 671 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:56,224 Let me walk you... 672 00:26:56,224 --> 00:26:57,224 To the door. 673 00:26:58,102 --> 00:26:59,524 God. 674 00:26:59,524 --> 00:27:00,869 I guess I'm getting (door slams) 675 00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:04,369 off on the bento box alone tonight, Jesus. 676 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,363 - Wow, cool video. 677 00:27:08,363 --> 00:27:09,869 - [Max] Yeah, that's a student film 678 00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:12,227 that Dex and I did, remember? 679 00:27:12,227 --> 00:27:13,812 Hello? 680 00:27:13,812 --> 00:27:15,479 Earth to Dex, hello! 681 00:27:17,272 --> 00:27:18,572 Dex! 682 00:27:18,572 --> 00:27:19,405 - Huh? 683 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,644 Oh, sorry. 684 00:27:20,644 --> 00:27:21,784 I was just thinking about this 685 00:27:21,784 --> 00:27:23,569 comment, this crack my parents made 686 00:27:23,569 --> 00:27:26,111 about me living a glorified eurotrash existence. 687 00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:29,562 - (laughs) That's funny, was that Carl who said that? 688 00:27:29,562 --> 00:27:32,000 Goddamn Dex, your parents are so cool. 689 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,301 - Totally. 690 00:27:33,301 --> 00:27:34,803 - Everyone's parents are cool to other people, 691 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,184 but when they're your own parents 692 00:27:36,184 --> 00:27:37,972 there's just too many bad memories. 693 00:27:37,972 --> 00:27:40,329 Horrible haircuts, ugly school clothes. 694 00:27:40,329 --> 00:27:41,468 I mean come on Max, even you have 695 00:27:41,468 --> 00:27:42,813 to have bad memories growing up 696 00:27:42,813 --> 00:27:44,399 in that commune on Key Largo. 697 00:27:44,399 --> 00:27:46,346 - It was Key Biscayne doofus, and it wasn't 698 00:27:46,346 --> 00:27:48,584 a commune, it was a bed and breakfast. 699 00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,088 - Yeah whatever, granola girl. 700 00:27:50,088 --> 00:27:52,570 - Come on, Dex, your parents love you. 701 00:27:52,570 --> 00:27:54,398 They respect you. 702 00:27:54,398 --> 00:27:55,906 Even my parents like you, why else would 703 00:27:55,906 --> 00:27:57,455 they let you babysit me? 704 00:27:57,455 --> 00:28:00,061 - (laugsh) You babysat her?! 705 00:28:00,061 --> 00:28:02,419 Oh shit, that is too funny. 706 00:28:02,419 --> 00:28:05,973 - [Sonya] Dex was the coolest babysitter ever! 707 00:28:05,973 --> 00:28:07,670 He taught me how to go commando people 708 00:28:07,670 --> 00:28:10,638 and we went TPing, we made crank phone calls. 709 00:28:10,638 --> 00:28:12,673 - You're gonna make me pee my pants! 710 00:28:12,673 --> 00:28:15,033 Stop it, stop it, oh my God. 711 00:28:15,033 --> 00:28:17,271 - Yeah, those were the days before caller ID. 712 00:28:17,271 --> 00:28:18,777 Should I tell her about your pink DayGlo 713 00:28:18,777 --> 00:28:20,524 bunny rabbit pajamas with matching 714 00:28:20,524 --> 00:28:22,643 slipper socks and optional bunny ears? 715 00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:24,515 - Stop exaggerating, there were no bunny ears. 716 00:28:24,515 --> 00:28:26,466 - Yeah, she wore 'em, she was 14 years old. 717 00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:27,768 Do you still have that outfit? 718 00:28:27,768 --> 00:28:29,097 - Shut up. 719 00:28:29,097 --> 00:28:30,514 (speaking French) 720 00:28:32,473 --> 00:28:35,886 - Fucking tools can't ever make up their mind. 721 00:28:35,886 --> 00:28:37,553 I have a massive headache and I'm 722 00:28:37,553 --> 00:28:39,803 stressed out beyond belief. 723 00:28:41,091 --> 00:28:42,424 Dex, I need sex. 724 00:28:43,694 --> 00:28:45,199 Please Dex, come to the bedroom 725 00:28:45,199 --> 00:28:47,597 right now, I need you more than ever. 726 00:28:47,597 --> 00:28:49,062 Please. 727 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:50,689 Hi everyone. 728 00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:51,523 - Hi. 729 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,356 - Hi, Fi. 730 00:28:54,955 --> 00:28:56,549 - Max, I'll give 100 bucks if you 731 00:28:56,549 --> 00:28:58,825 go in there and service the queen bee. 732 00:28:58,825 --> 00:29:02,080 - I think this is a job for Bumble Dex. 733 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,711 - Sonya? 734 00:29:03,711 --> 00:29:05,502 The offer's good for you too. 735 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:07,577 - I wouldn't know what to do. 736 00:29:07,577 --> 00:29:10,182 - That makes two of us. 737 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,442 Yea, though I walk through the 738 00:29:11,442 --> 00:29:12,783 valley of the shadow of death, 739 00:29:12,783 --> 00:29:14,246 I shall fear no evil. 740 00:29:14,246 --> 00:29:17,089 I shall fear no evil, or Fiona's legs 741 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:19,163 are spread apart (mumbles). 742 00:29:19,163 --> 00:29:21,163 - Oh my God! - Oh my God! 743 00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:25,411 (clears throat) 744 00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,095 - How was it? 745 00:29:32,095 --> 00:29:33,517 - I'm sure you can imagine. 746 00:29:33,517 --> 00:29:36,184 - Oh God, thankfully no I can't. 747 00:29:38,477 --> 00:29:39,310 Yikes. 748 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,684 - [Natasha] I'm fucking wasted and 749 00:29:42,684 --> 00:29:44,598 I think I'm gonna hurl. 750 00:29:44,598 --> 00:29:48,764 - Oh shit, all right sweetie, I'm right behind you! 751 00:29:50,980 --> 00:29:54,155 When did we get old enough to act like parents? 752 00:29:54,155 --> 00:29:56,022 - When we started dating children. 753 00:29:56,022 --> 00:29:56,855 - Bingo. 754 00:29:58,543 --> 00:29:59,376 Goodnight. 755 00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:03,096 Hang on sweetie, I'm coming! 756 00:30:14,996 --> 00:30:16,745 - Such a great outfit. 757 00:30:16,745 --> 00:30:17,679 - Thank you. 758 00:30:17,679 --> 00:30:19,146 - How do you figure out what to put together? 759 00:30:19,146 --> 00:30:20,757 I would never think of this, that's cool. 760 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:22,248 - No, this is just left over from 761 00:30:22,248 --> 00:30:24,838 a video I did for The Village Furmen. 762 00:30:24,838 --> 00:30:26,649 - Neat, what did you play? 763 00:30:26,649 --> 00:30:28,888 - Your run-Of-The-mill video skank. 764 00:30:28,888 --> 00:30:30,511 (laughing) 765 00:30:30,511 --> 00:30:32,220 - So it was fun? 766 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:33,687 - [Max] Yeah. 767 00:30:33,687 --> 00:30:35,596 - Oh, I have that Emily Dickinson 768 00:30:35,596 --> 00:30:38,596 poetry book I was telling you about. 769 00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:42,596 The one with all the English language (mumbles). 770 00:30:42,596 --> 00:30:44,224 - Oh good, thank you. 771 00:30:44,224 --> 00:30:46,017 - [Sonya] It's one of my favorites. 772 00:30:46,017 --> 00:30:47,519 - [Max] Right on. 773 00:30:47,519 --> 00:30:48,779 Oh my God, I've really been wanting 774 00:30:48,779 --> 00:30:50,475 to get more into stuff like this. 775 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,308 - Oh yeah? 776 00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:52,588 - Yeah. 777 00:30:52,588 --> 00:30:54,175 - I actually caught this street performer 778 00:30:54,175 --> 00:30:56,211 reading one of her poems out loud. 779 00:30:56,211 --> 00:30:57,554 - How'd you arrange that? 780 00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,463 - I didn't, I just stumbled upon 781 00:30:59,463 --> 00:31:02,550 her and she was hanging out around school, 782 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,664 I guess just trying to impress 783 00:31:04,664 --> 00:31:06,535 some of the students or something. 784 00:31:06,535 --> 00:31:07,369 - Wow. 785 00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:08,849 - [Sonya] Yeah, (mumbles). 786 00:31:08,849 --> 00:31:11,456 - Fucking aye, that's cool. 787 00:31:11,456 --> 00:31:13,797 You gotta let me see that sometime. 788 00:31:13,797 --> 00:31:17,455 - Oh, well anytime, I have it all at the loft. 789 00:31:17,455 --> 00:31:19,654 In fact I have some other tapes and poems 790 00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:22,997 that I think you might really be into. 791 00:31:22,997 --> 00:31:25,394 - Yeah, show me all you got, girlfriend. 792 00:31:25,394 --> 00:31:27,306 - Sure if you're gonna teach me how 793 00:31:27,306 --> 00:31:29,052 to play the guitar a little. 794 00:31:29,052 --> 00:31:30,720 - Oh yeah, well I ain't no T-Dog, 795 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,766 but I can teach you a few licks. 796 00:31:33,766 --> 00:31:34,599 - Cool! 797 00:31:40,385 --> 00:31:41,888 - [Natasha] Hey bitches. 798 00:31:41,888 --> 00:31:42,721 - Hey now. 799 00:31:44,025 --> 00:31:47,444 - Hey sugar britches, you're late. 800 00:31:47,444 --> 00:31:50,610 - Serious fucking hangover, I feel like ass. 801 00:31:50,610 --> 00:31:52,276 - Bible study last night? 802 00:31:52,276 --> 00:31:54,066 - Fuck you, bitch. 803 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:56,075 What's up, Dom? 804 00:31:56,075 --> 00:31:57,214 Where's Max? 805 00:31:57,214 --> 00:31:58,517 - I thought she was with you. 806 00:31:58,517 --> 00:31:59,452 - [Voiceover] Yeah. 807 00:31:59,452 --> 00:32:00,511 - No. 808 00:32:00,511 --> 00:32:02,708 Where are the dancers? - What's up with that shit? 809 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:06,203 - God, those fucking bitches are so unreliable. 810 00:32:06,203 --> 00:32:07,036 Princess. 811 00:32:11,242 --> 00:32:14,575 Fuck, let's rock, let's rock, all right. 812 00:32:17,219 --> 00:32:19,588 One, two, three, four. 813 00:32:19,588 --> 00:32:21,505 (bass heavy rock music) 814 00:32:27,323 --> 00:32:28,298 - Hey, Scott! 815 00:32:28,298 --> 00:32:30,005 - Hey wait, you got a little something. 816 00:32:30,005 --> 00:32:30,838 (laughing) 817 00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,100 How you doing man? 818 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:34,119 - Gets me every time with that. 819 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:35,480 - Good to see you. 820 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,730 - [Dex] What's going on with the books? 821 00:32:41,114 --> 00:32:43,427 - We got a problem. 822 00:32:43,427 --> 00:32:44,260 - Bad? 823 00:32:45,418 --> 00:32:47,418 - [Scott] It's real bad. 824 00:32:48,465 --> 00:32:50,337 - Fucking those brakes, you guys, 825 00:32:50,337 --> 00:32:53,123 we need to be tight (mumbles) some shit. 826 00:32:53,123 --> 00:32:54,339 Let's just play right. 827 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:56,127 - Hey guys, sorry I'm late. 828 00:32:56,127 --> 00:32:58,244 - Girl, it's not cool to make (mumbles) waiting. 829 00:32:58,244 --> 00:32:59,425 - Bite me, slick. 830 00:32:59,425 --> 00:33:02,435 - Chill, fucking chill, let's just play, okay? 831 00:33:02,435 --> 00:33:03,492 - Okay. 832 00:33:03,492 --> 00:33:04,992 - One, two, three. 833 00:33:06,935 --> 00:33:09,601 (bass and electric guitar music) 834 00:33:18,908 --> 00:33:21,309 ♫ I move straight from dreams 835 00:33:21,309 --> 00:33:24,400 ♫ 'Till I've seen your world 836 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:28,709 ♫ Caffeine and nicotine seems to do me good 837 00:33:28,709 --> 00:33:32,876 ♫ 'Cause I'm the mad scientist like Jekyll and Hyde 838 00:33:35,218 --> 00:33:39,385 ♫ Searching for a balance (mumbles) with my pride 839 00:33:41,368 --> 00:33:42,751 - RC, I need to talk to you about 840 00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:45,881 a $5,000 shortfall in this month's deposits. 841 00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:49,612 - Oh shit, hey, I can explain that. 842 00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:50,590 Remember last week, I told you 843 00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:52,988 about my credit card bills? 844 00:33:52,988 --> 00:33:54,943 I just must've forgot to write it down in the book. 845 00:33:54,943 --> 00:33:55,960 - Yeah, you must have. 846 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,788 You also must have forgotten to ask for the loan. 847 00:33:57,788 --> 00:33:59,699 - Oh, no no no no, I remember, okay? 848 00:33:59,699 --> 00:34:02,260 Last Thursday I said I had to pay 849 00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:04,498 my American Express bill? 850 00:34:04,498 --> 00:34:06,129 Maybe you forgot or something. 851 00:34:06,129 --> 00:34:08,444 - That's bullshit, you didn't ask. 852 00:34:08,444 --> 00:34:10,033 - No biggie. 853 00:34:10,033 --> 00:34:11,907 - No biggie, okay, how about this? 854 00:34:11,907 --> 00:34:13,533 You make another snafu and you're out on your ass. 855 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:17,231 From now on everything goes in the books! 856 00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:18,450 Is the line of communication clear 857 00:34:18,450 --> 00:34:19,547 enough for you, RC? 858 00:34:19,547 --> 00:34:21,134 Do I need to tattoo it to your forehead? 859 00:34:21,134 --> 00:34:22,879 E-mail you, do you have a computer? 860 00:34:22,879 --> 00:34:25,242 - I got an e-mail address, remember that casino site? 861 00:34:25,242 --> 00:34:26,665 - Shut the fuck up. 862 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:28,169 - All right, it won't happen again, I promise. 863 00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:29,961 I swear on Mickey Rourke, okay? 864 00:34:29,961 --> 00:34:34,115 - Whatever, I don't have time for this shit. 865 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:38,198 ♫ 'Cause I'm a mad scientist like Jekyll and Hyde 866 00:34:40,034 --> 00:34:40,867 ♫ Searching ♫ 867 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:42,921 - Stop, stop, stop! 868 00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:44,833 It fucking sounds like shit! 869 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:46,419 - What is your problem? 870 00:34:46,419 --> 00:34:48,006 - You know what my problem is? 871 00:34:48,006 --> 00:34:49,426 If you would fucking be not into 872 00:34:49,426 --> 00:34:50,943 your Enya garbage and spend a little 873 00:34:50,943 --> 00:34:52,568 more time with us, then maybe we 874 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:53,871 would be fucking rocking. 875 00:34:53,871 --> 00:34:57,411 - God, we are not having this fucking argument again, okay? 876 00:34:57,411 --> 00:34:58,956 - Fine, whatever. 877 00:34:58,956 --> 00:35:01,865 You know what, we're done for today. 878 00:35:01,865 --> 00:35:02,884 Done for today! 879 00:35:02,884 --> 00:35:04,688 - Come on, let's take a walk! 880 00:35:04,688 --> 00:35:05,850 - [Natasha] Fuck it! 881 00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:08,418 - Goddammit, see you tomorrow everyone. 882 00:35:08,418 --> 00:35:09,252 Fuck. 883 00:35:19,255 --> 00:35:20,313 - Score! 884 00:35:20,313 --> 00:35:21,447 A table by the bongos, nothing like a 885 00:35:21,447 --> 00:35:22,791 little dinner and drums. 886 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:25,271 - God, there are bongos in this grunge pit? 887 00:35:25,271 --> 00:35:27,385 Dex, where in the world did you find this dump? 888 00:35:27,385 --> 00:35:29,132 - I bring all my babes here. 889 00:35:29,132 --> 00:35:31,465 - I have never been in here. 890 00:35:32,646 --> 00:35:35,985 - Oh, well I mean not all my babes. 891 00:35:35,985 --> 00:35:37,645 - Ha ha, very funny. 892 00:35:37,645 --> 00:35:38,874 Here. 893 00:35:38,874 --> 00:35:40,327 What's good to eat in this dump, 894 00:35:40,327 --> 00:35:42,503 I can't read anything. 895 00:35:42,503 --> 00:35:43,546 - Don't you worry, I know exactly 896 00:35:43,546 --> 00:35:46,147 what you like and where. 897 00:35:46,147 --> 00:35:48,015 - Keep talking, Dex. 898 00:35:48,015 --> 00:35:49,941 That's what you do, talk. 899 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:52,095 King of the mental masturbaters. 900 00:35:52,095 --> 00:35:54,126 You know you're a legend in your own mind. 901 00:35:54,126 --> 00:35:55,226 - Ouch. 902 00:35:55,226 --> 00:35:57,017 Low blow, waitron, we're gonna need 903 00:35:57,017 --> 00:35:59,129 a couple sakes over here quickly. 904 00:35:59,129 --> 00:36:00,467 Thanks. 905 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:03,686 - So Dex, still drifting through life on that 906 00:36:03,686 --> 00:36:07,066 old raft with Fifi blowing in the wind? 907 00:36:07,066 --> 00:36:08,769 - Well first of all, my raft is not old 908 00:36:08,769 --> 00:36:11,501 and secondly, Fiona's not big on blowing. 909 00:36:11,501 --> 00:36:12,761 - Fiona? 910 00:36:12,761 --> 00:36:16,262 Well you weren't a big fan of that anyway. 911 00:36:16,262 --> 00:36:17,767 - Well you were a fan of that. 912 00:36:17,767 --> 00:36:18,601 And this-- 913 00:36:18,601 --> 00:36:19,760 - You know what, I'm tired of 914 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:21,300 this sex game shit, Dex. 915 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:23,325 Life is not a game. 916 00:36:23,325 --> 00:36:24,789 - But there is a game called Life. 917 00:36:24,789 --> 00:36:26,582 - We're not playing that game right now Dex, 918 00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:27,882 you know what, money may have made 919 00:36:27,882 --> 00:36:29,477 it easy for you to drift through life, 920 00:36:29,477 --> 00:36:30,983 but some of us had to get our hands 921 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:35,260 dirty, mix it up a little, that's my life. 922 00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:38,270 Your life has no necessity, just avenues of 923 00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:39,934 diversions, and you know what I'm not 924 00:36:39,934 --> 00:36:43,267 your diversion or your plaything, okay?! 925 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,562 - Waitron, we're gonna need those sakes now! 926 00:36:46,562 --> 00:36:47,396 Please! 927 00:36:49,855 --> 00:36:51,237 - The best part about fighting, 928 00:36:51,237 --> 00:36:52,866 right baby, making up after. 929 00:36:52,866 --> 00:36:53,699 - Yeah. 930 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:58,581 But let's not, I'm sorry Sonya who 931 00:36:58,581 --> 00:37:02,073 once again has whipped up this kickass meal. 932 00:37:02,073 --> 00:37:04,471 - Sonya, you rock, you're the boss, man. 933 00:37:04,471 --> 00:37:05,851 A Korean dream. 934 00:37:05,851 --> 00:37:07,679 - Yeah Sonya, thanks muchly. 935 00:37:07,679 --> 00:37:08,646 (door slams) 936 00:37:08,646 --> 00:37:09,794 - [Fiona] Hey gals! 937 00:37:09,794 --> 00:37:12,274 What a day, I'm starved. 938 00:37:12,274 --> 00:37:14,676 Oh great, who made dinner? 939 00:37:14,676 --> 00:37:16,138 - Sonya did. 940 00:37:16,138 --> 00:37:18,804 - Oh wow, Sonya, how very sweet. 941 00:37:19,766 --> 00:37:22,290 So what did I miss, don't stop dishing on my account. 942 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:23,507 - Nothing, we were just talking 943 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:25,339 about our tour that kicks off tomorrow. 944 00:37:25,339 --> 00:37:27,209 - Oh really, where are you going? 945 00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:30,058 - Some colleges in Pennsylvania, upstate New York. 946 00:37:30,058 --> 00:37:31,885 - Yeah, we're gonna rock those 947 00:37:31,885 --> 00:37:33,838 hicks 'till their dicks pucker up. 948 00:37:33,838 --> 00:37:35,584 - Yeah baby! 949 00:37:35,584 --> 00:37:37,980 - So how long are you guys gonna be gone for? 950 00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:39,890 - About a week. 951 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,057 - Where's Dex? 952 00:37:43,065 --> 00:37:45,624 - He's out at dinner with Ana. 953 00:37:45,624 --> 00:37:47,942 - (mumbles) that fucking snake 954 00:37:47,942 --> 00:37:50,754 girl still has a spell on Dex. 955 00:37:50,754 --> 00:37:52,134 It's like they never broke up, 956 00:37:52,134 --> 00:37:54,205 I don't know what he ever saw in the ice cold bitch. 957 00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:57,693 - Love does strange things to the heart, Fi. 958 00:37:57,693 --> 00:37:59,620 - I mean it's hard to believe, but Dex used 959 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:03,324 to make me squeal on a moment's notice. 960 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:06,942 I mean we had such extraordinary sex. 961 00:38:06,942 --> 00:38:08,490 We used to do it all the time. 962 00:38:08,490 --> 00:38:12,028 In the morning, in the shower, on this very table. 963 00:38:12,028 --> 00:38:13,163 - Okay. 964 00:38:13,163 --> 00:38:14,907 - [Fiona] In the morning (mumbles) back. 965 00:38:14,907 --> 00:38:15,957 - Calm down, okay. 966 00:38:15,957 --> 00:38:17,505 Have an egg roll please. 967 00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:18,883 - I don't need an egg roll! 968 00:38:18,883 --> 00:38:20,671 I need dick roll! 969 00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:23,474 I need a good fuck like no one's business! 970 00:38:23,474 --> 00:38:26,406 I mean sex is such a crucial part of life, you know? 971 00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,442 I really need to get off. 972 00:38:28,442 --> 00:38:30,312 - I could not live without great, 973 00:38:30,312 --> 00:38:32,312 gnarly, toe-curling sex. 974 00:38:33,887 --> 00:38:36,406 - Fuck it if they can't bring the noise, huh? 975 00:38:36,406 --> 00:38:38,239 - And the funk, bitch. 976 00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:42,016 - All right, all right, now listen skank sisters, 977 00:38:42,016 --> 00:38:44,850 I'm sorry, but sex is not the most 978 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:49,253 important thing in a relationship, hello. 979 00:38:49,253 --> 00:38:50,552 - Say what? 980 00:38:50,552 --> 00:38:52,383 - Yeah, say what? 981 00:38:52,383 --> 00:38:53,603 - It's just a piece. 982 00:38:53,603 --> 00:38:55,478 I mean come on. 983 00:38:55,478 --> 00:38:58,978 - You're a great bit tasty piece of pussy. 984 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,556 (playful growl) 985 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:02,816 Yummy pussy. 986 00:39:02,816 --> 00:39:05,300 - Yeah, but that's not what makes 987 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:07,339 our relationship whole, you know, 988 00:39:07,339 --> 00:39:09,048 is the intimacy, right? 989 00:39:09,048 --> 00:39:10,922 There's so many other things. 990 00:39:10,922 --> 00:39:12,339 The day to day... 991 00:39:14,581 --> 00:39:16,697 - I'm sorry baby, but sex is really fucking 992 00:39:16,697 --> 00:39:20,767 important and with us really fucking great. 993 00:39:20,767 --> 00:39:22,677 - I don't really get it. 994 00:39:22,677 --> 00:39:24,624 - We know you're not getting any. 995 00:39:24,624 --> 00:39:27,960 - Funny, but what I'm saying is... 996 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,294 Don't you ever just miss a good dicking? 997 00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:34,391 - No, baby I've had good dick. 998 00:39:34,391 --> 00:39:39,271 It doesn't even compare to a great lesbo licking. 999 00:39:39,271 --> 00:39:40,900 - Really, how? 1000 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:42,766 - Women know women better than 1001 00:39:42,766 --> 00:39:44,840 any man ever could, their bodies, 1002 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,703 their soft spots, their sweet spots, 1003 00:39:47,703 --> 00:39:51,870 their oh my God, drive you wild, take me to Heaven spots. 1004 00:39:53,857 --> 00:39:55,439 - You don't say. 1005 00:39:55,439 --> 00:39:56,280 - I do say. 1006 00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,296 Dick has its purpose, but that's what 1007 00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:01,046 strap-ons and big dildos are for. 1008 00:40:02,031 --> 00:40:03,658 You know what you need to do is 1009 00:40:03,658 --> 00:40:06,705 talk a walk on the lesbo side. 1010 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:09,539 Come and experience the girliness. 1011 00:40:10,447 --> 00:40:13,824 - I wish it were that easy, but I'm just 1012 00:40:13,824 --> 00:40:17,074 a big cock and hairy balls kind of gal. 1013 00:40:18,458 --> 00:40:19,291 (laughing) 1014 00:40:21,062 --> 00:40:22,324 - Sonya, you've been really quiet 1015 00:40:22,324 --> 00:40:25,908 through all this, I mean what do you think? 1016 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:29,441 - Oh, well I don't really know, 1017 00:40:29,441 --> 00:40:31,471 I mean I'm not really as experienced 1018 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:32,971 as you guys, so... 1019 00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:37,716 Well... 1020 00:40:39,532 --> 00:40:41,285 I guess I've always had a little 1021 00:40:41,285 --> 00:40:45,145 more of the dream of the romantic thing. 1022 00:40:45,145 --> 00:40:49,691 Hand holding and cuddling and walks in the rain 1023 00:40:49,691 --> 00:40:53,191 and rose pedals on the bed kind of thing. 1024 00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:57,792 Sorry. 1025 00:40:57,792 --> 00:41:00,275 - Oh no, don't be sorry for being honest. 1026 00:41:00,275 --> 00:41:01,657 That was beautiful. 1027 00:41:01,657 --> 00:41:03,323 - Well I think you've got a lot 1028 00:41:03,323 --> 00:41:05,850 of living to do, darling. 1029 00:41:05,850 --> 00:41:08,168 - Yeah, fuck the roses. 1030 00:41:08,168 --> 00:41:09,631 Give me the thorns, okay? 1031 00:41:09,631 --> 00:41:12,961 When you get a good fucking you give me a call, baby. 1032 00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:14,501 - (mumbles) stop it. 1033 00:41:14,501 --> 00:41:15,922 - Don't flick me, bitch. 1034 00:41:15,922 --> 00:41:17,148 - That is so crude. 1035 00:41:17,148 --> 00:41:19,344 - Rawr, cat fight, what'd I miss? 1036 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,770 - Oh we were just talking about 1037 00:41:20,770 --> 00:41:24,141 great sex and male shortcomings. 1038 00:41:24,141 --> 00:41:25,893 Oh relax, your name only came 1039 00:41:25,893 --> 00:41:28,226 up about six or seven times. 1040 00:41:29,062 --> 00:41:30,525 - What luck. 1041 00:41:30,525 --> 00:41:32,803 - I'm gonna go get cigs, anyone need anything? 1042 00:41:32,803 --> 00:41:34,267 - [Fiona] Yeah, I'll come with, Tash. 1043 00:41:34,267 --> 00:41:36,546 They have (mumbles) there, right? 1044 00:41:36,546 --> 00:41:38,053 - Do you guys need help cleaning up? 1045 00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:39,718 - No no no. 1046 00:41:39,718 --> 00:41:41,020 What's up? 1047 00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,626 You seem really stressed. 1048 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,290 - It's a typical post Ana hangover, 1049 00:41:45,290 --> 00:41:46,997 she gave to me with both barrels tonight. 1050 00:41:46,997 --> 00:41:49,152 - Why don't you go take a shower, Dex. 1051 00:41:49,152 --> 00:41:50,941 Sonya and I can handle this. 1052 00:41:50,941 --> 00:41:54,195 - Yeah, go shower, we can handle this. 1053 00:41:54,195 --> 00:41:56,528 - Okay, you can handle this. 1054 00:42:08,382 --> 00:42:10,171 - Look, Sonya, I'm sorry if you 1055 00:42:10,171 --> 00:42:12,244 felt uncomfortable tonight. 1056 00:42:12,244 --> 00:42:14,766 Fiona and Tash can get pretty hardcore, 1057 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:17,694 especially when Fiona's not getting any, you know? 1058 00:42:17,694 --> 00:42:20,214 - But I thought she had sex last night. 1059 00:42:20,214 --> 00:42:24,712 - Well I guess it didn't hit the spot, you know? 1060 00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:27,353 - It didn't bother me, I just... 1061 00:42:27,353 --> 00:42:29,590 Didn't wanna get in the way or anything. 1062 00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,561 - Oh come on, you're part of our little family now. 1063 00:42:32,561 --> 00:42:35,367 I mean for better or for worse. 1064 00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:36,790 I just want you to know that you 1065 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:39,290 can talk to me about anything. 1066 00:42:40,535 --> 00:42:42,202 Really, I mean that. 1067 00:42:43,345 --> 00:42:44,262 I like you. 1068 00:42:45,576 --> 00:42:46,836 I think we're gonna be close 1069 00:42:46,836 --> 00:42:48,991 for a very long long time. 1070 00:42:48,991 --> 00:42:53,674 I don't know, I just sense a connection between us. 1071 00:42:53,674 --> 00:42:54,508 - Really? 1072 00:42:55,423 --> 00:42:56,256 - Really. 1073 00:42:57,827 --> 00:42:59,994 - That means a lot to me. 1074 00:43:11,220 --> 00:43:12,470 - [Fiona] Well. 1075 00:43:13,455 --> 00:43:17,622 I see you are putting my yellow fellow to good use. 1076 00:43:18,707 --> 00:43:20,940 Listen Dex, what's going on here? 1077 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:23,216 Why are we always arguing? 1078 00:43:23,216 --> 00:43:24,518 - I don't know, we just seem to 1079 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:26,589 be moving in different directions. 1080 00:43:26,589 --> 00:43:29,560 - That's not a good situation. 1081 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:31,060 I really like you. 1082 00:43:31,953 --> 00:43:33,580 I used to enjoy you, I mean really 1083 00:43:33,580 --> 00:43:35,580 really enjoy you, but... 1084 00:43:40,786 --> 00:43:41,619 - But? 1085 00:43:42,698 --> 00:43:45,991 - I don't know, I don't want to continue like this. 1086 00:43:45,991 --> 00:43:49,040 I want some passion in my life. 1087 00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:52,738 Some excitement, some nightlife like we used to have. 1088 00:43:52,738 --> 00:43:55,537 I don't mean the super lesbo clam hut 1089 00:43:55,537 --> 00:43:58,835 muffler thing you always tied me to. 1090 00:43:58,835 --> 00:44:00,056 - Yeah, I see what you mean, 1091 00:44:00,056 --> 00:44:01,603 things kinda suck right now. 1092 00:44:01,603 --> 00:44:03,687 - What do you want to do? 1093 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:08,273 - Honestly Fi, I'm on empty. 1094 00:44:08,273 --> 00:44:10,103 - You're on empty, what does that mean? 1095 00:44:10,103 --> 00:44:12,823 - It means that I like you, I respect you, 1096 00:44:12,823 --> 00:44:14,823 I lust after you, but... 1097 00:44:16,931 --> 00:44:19,862 I don't know, I just, I seem to be drifting aimlessly. 1098 00:44:19,862 --> 00:44:22,464 - I think I'm going to sleep at my place tonight. 1099 00:44:22,464 --> 00:44:24,007 Okay honey? 1100 00:44:24,007 --> 00:44:25,090 - [Dex] Okay. 1101 00:44:27,834 --> 00:44:29,747 Well this sucks. 1102 00:44:29,747 --> 00:44:31,052 - Yes, but I don't want to end up 1103 00:44:31,052 --> 00:44:33,552 hating or resenting you, okay? 1104 00:44:34,510 --> 00:44:36,300 So I'm gonna get going now. 1105 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,931 - I don't know if it's all the 1106 00:44:37,931 --> 00:44:39,678 friction from the draft here or 1107 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:42,308 you being sensitive, but I think 1108 00:44:42,308 --> 00:44:44,807 the Eiffel Tower's open for business. 1109 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:45,724 - So it is. 1110 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,263 Well maybe I'll just take one last 1111 00:44:48,263 --> 00:44:50,057 look around the ol' Tower. 1112 00:44:50,057 --> 00:44:51,263 - If you insist. 1113 00:44:51,263 --> 00:44:52,686 (giggling) 1114 00:44:52,686 --> 00:44:53,603 ♫ Love lies 1115 00:44:55,936 --> 00:44:56,853 ♫ Love lies 1116 00:45:00,164 --> 00:45:00,997 ♫ Lies 1117 00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:04,746 ♫ Love lies ♫ 1118 00:45:09,273 --> 00:45:10,212 (phone rings) 1119 00:45:10,212 --> 00:45:13,180 - Matlock, you're so smart it hurts. 1120 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:14,014 Really. 1121 00:45:15,828 --> 00:45:17,005 Hello? 1122 00:45:17,005 --> 00:45:18,671 - Hey where the fuck have you been, hoser? 1123 00:45:18,671 --> 00:45:19,565 - Mom? 1124 00:45:19,565 --> 00:45:21,071 - Oh real fucking funny, man. 1125 00:45:21,071 --> 00:45:22,418 What have you been doing? 1126 00:45:22,418 --> 00:45:23,680 - Just an estrogen detox. 1127 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,514 - Huh? 1128 00:45:24,514 --> 00:45:25,855 - You know, a break from women. 1129 00:45:25,855 --> 00:45:27,201 Natasha and Max are on tour, 1130 00:45:27,201 --> 00:45:28,582 Sonya's in Washington, and Fiona and 1131 00:45:28,582 --> 00:45:30,780 I are taking a break. 1132 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:32,331 - Oh shit man, that reminds me. 1133 00:45:32,331 --> 00:45:33,672 I met this chick last night, 1134 00:45:33,672 --> 00:45:35,257 she was un-fucking-believable. 1135 00:45:35,257 --> 00:45:36,627 - All right, before you start one 1136 00:45:36,627 --> 00:45:38,011 of your fish tales, my parents are 1137 00:45:38,011 --> 00:45:40,019 coming in today, so I won't be partaking. 1138 00:45:40,019 --> 00:45:41,484 - Oh bummer man. 1139 00:45:41,484 --> 00:45:42,317 But you know-- 1140 00:45:42,317 --> 00:45:43,477 - Shit, is that clock right? 1141 00:45:43,477 --> 00:45:44,458 I gotta go, all right? 1142 00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:46,368 My parents are coming here any minute. 1143 00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:47,201 - Hey! 1144 00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,375 - Surprise! 1145 00:45:51,332 --> 00:45:52,512 - Hey! 1146 00:45:52,512 --> 00:45:55,807 ♫ Don't cry for me, Argentina ♫ 1147 00:45:55,807 --> 00:45:57,717 - Shut up already! 1148 00:45:57,717 --> 00:45:58,899 - Miss me? 1149 00:45:58,899 --> 00:46:00,444 - Yeah, a lot. 1150 00:46:00,444 --> 00:46:01,947 Hey dad, how's it going? 1151 00:46:01,947 --> 00:46:03,248 - I like what you've done with 1152 00:46:03,248 --> 00:46:04,384 the place, I really do. 1153 00:46:04,384 --> 00:46:05,603 - Thanks Pops, thanks Pops. 1154 00:46:05,603 --> 00:46:06,861 Still got some internet porn here. 1155 00:46:06,861 --> 00:46:07,998 - I see honey, that's great. 1156 00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:09,055 Let's go outside, it's the most 1157 00:46:09,055 --> 00:46:11,173 beautiful day, (mumbles) wanna go frolic. 1158 00:46:11,173 --> 00:46:12,109 - You're gonna frolic! 1159 00:46:12,109 --> 00:46:13,734 - Come on, let's go frolic. - Go frolic! 1160 00:46:13,734 --> 00:46:14,753 - Is that illegal? 1161 00:46:14,753 --> 00:46:15,851 If we frolic together? 1162 00:46:15,851 --> 00:46:16,911 - It's not against the law if 1163 00:46:16,911 --> 00:46:18,375 you're over 18, now let's go! 1164 00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,915 ♫ People, people who need people ♫ 1165 00:46:21,915 --> 00:46:23,082 (mock singing) 1166 00:46:33,862 --> 00:46:36,345 - My chicken vindaloo tastes like chicken. 1167 00:46:36,345 --> 00:46:38,342 It's a nice break from cooking, right? 1168 00:46:38,342 --> 00:46:39,520 - I love cooking. 1169 00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:42,246 It's just so expressive and relaxing 1170 00:46:42,246 --> 00:46:44,402 and sensual, you know? 1171 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,110 I just feel more alive when I'm cooking, 1172 00:46:46,110 --> 00:46:49,036 all the creating and preparing. 1173 00:46:49,036 --> 00:46:51,227 - You little minx, who's the guy? 1174 00:46:51,227 --> 00:46:52,938 - Guy, what guy? 1175 00:46:52,938 --> 00:46:54,119 - The one that has you feeling 1176 00:46:54,119 --> 00:46:55,703 all girly and giddy. 1177 00:46:55,703 --> 00:46:58,286 - You're crazy, there's no guy. 1178 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:02,155 - Soooo my little grasshopper has 1179 00:47:02,155 --> 00:47:04,557 fallen under the spell of the Max attack. 1180 00:47:04,557 --> 00:47:06,186 - Oh my God, what are you talking about? 1181 00:47:06,186 --> 00:47:07,020 Come on. 1182 00:47:09,727 --> 00:47:11,312 Is it that obvious? 1183 00:47:11,312 --> 00:47:12,755 - You're practically smitten. 1184 00:47:12,755 --> 00:47:15,239 - Oh my God, you can tell? 1185 00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:16,783 God, I'm so embarrassed. 1186 00:47:16,783 --> 00:47:18,490 I'm so confused. 1187 00:47:18,490 --> 00:47:19,708 I don't know what I'm doing or 1188 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:21,090 what I'm trying to do. 1189 00:47:21,090 --> 00:47:22,715 Dex, you have to help me. 1190 00:47:22,715 --> 00:47:24,544 - Well you realize I know less about love 1191 00:47:24,544 --> 00:47:26,413 and dating than practically any man alive, 1192 00:47:26,413 --> 00:47:28,407 but I think I learned somewhere that 1193 00:47:28,407 --> 00:47:29,669 you should think with your heart 1194 00:47:29,669 --> 00:47:30,934 and act with your mind. 1195 00:47:30,934 --> 00:47:32,729 - Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? 1196 00:47:32,729 --> 00:47:34,632 - Probably, I got it off a fortune cookie I think. 1197 00:47:34,632 --> 00:47:36,785 - You're giving me fortune cookie philosophy? 1198 00:47:36,785 --> 00:47:38,779 Come on, this is real her! 1199 00:47:38,779 --> 00:47:40,491 I don't know what to do, I've never had 1200 00:47:40,491 --> 00:47:43,746 feelings like this for a woman. 1201 00:47:43,746 --> 00:47:44,579 - Really? 1202 00:47:44,579 --> 00:47:45,536 Not even in college? 1203 00:47:45,536 --> 00:47:47,201 Late night drunken sorority escapade 1204 00:47:47,201 --> 00:47:48,990 with your best friend cuddling and kissing, 1205 00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:50,814 you know, every man's co-ed fantasy? 1206 00:47:50,814 --> 00:47:53,212 - No, never, not once. 1207 00:47:53,212 --> 00:47:55,777 I just, I'm not a lesbian. 1208 00:47:55,777 --> 00:47:56,873 Am I? 1209 00:47:56,873 --> 00:47:57,934 I don't think I am. 1210 00:47:57,934 --> 00:47:59,236 I mean I don't know what goes 1211 00:47:59,236 --> 00:48:00,578 where with a woman, or who does what, 1212 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:02,534 and what will my parents say? 1213 00:48:02,534 --> 00:48:03,712 Oh my God, I mean I-- 1214 00:48:03,712 --> 00:48:04,970 - Okay, okay, I'm not gonna give 1215 00:48:04,970 --> 00:48:06,801 you a lesbian aptitude test tonight, all right? 1216 00:48:06,801 --> 00:48:07,635 I promise. 1217 00:48:09,161 --> 00:48:11,804 - Yeah, I'm fine, I'm calm. 1218 00:48:11,804 --> 00:48:14,366 - So what has you so attracted? 1219 00:48:14,366 --> 00:48:15,831 - Are you kidding? 1220 00:48:15,831 --> 00:48:17,988 Oh my God, Max is so great. 1221 00:48:17,988 --> 00:48:20,308 I mean she's creative and intelligent 1222 00:48:20,308 --> 00:48:23,645 and sensitive and she's got this 1223 00:48:23,645 --> 00:48:25,428 positive outlook on life. 1224 00:48:25,428 --> 00:48:27,624 - Listen, I got a question for you, all right? 1225 00:48:27,624 --> 00:48:30,021 Very serious question. 1226 00:48:30,021 --> 00:48:31,691 What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? 1227 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:33,032 Lick-a-lot-o-puss! 1228 00:48:33,032 --> 00:48:34,294 (laughing) 1229 00:48:34,294 --> 00:48:35,127 - Come on, Dex! 1230 00:48:35,127 --> 00:48:36,019 - I love that one. 1231 00:48:36,019 --> 00:48:37,278 - Didn't you learn anything from 1232 00:48:37,278 --> 00:48:39,311 dating Ana or Fiona? 1233 00:48:39,311 --> 00:48:40,449 - Yeah, what I learned from dating 1234 00:48:40,449 --> 00:48:43,608 Ana was that she is intense, she's very intense 1235 00:48:43,608 --> 00:48:45,108 and I'm laid back. 1236 00:48:47,550 --> 00:48:48,384 - No! 1237 00:48:49,784 --> 00:48:51,247 - I mean listen, Ana was setting up 1238 00:48:51,247 --> 00:48:53,606 her practice, she was leaving the 1239 00:48:53,606 --> 00:48:56,248 DA's office, I was bored with advertising, 1240 00:48:56,248 --> 00:48:57,638 wanted to open the bar which she 1241 00:48:57,638 --> 00:48:59,878 thought was childish, imagine that. 1242 00:48:59,878 --> 00:49:03,744 So I learned the hard way the dark side of intensity. 1243 00:49:03,744 --> 00:49:05,492 Every day was a knockdown, drag out fight 1244 00:49:05,492 --> 00:49:07,078 and she was Muhammad Ali. 1245 00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:09,234 I was Pee Wee Herman. 1246 00:49:09,234 --> 00:49:11,103 (goofy laugh) 1247 00:49:11,103 --> 00:49:13,924 - Sounds like you loved each other. 1248 00:49:13,924 --> 00:49:15,020 Isn't that what you said about Fiona, 1249 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:16,725 that she was too intense? 1250 00:49:16,725 --> 00:49:18,272 Maybe you just have this problem 1251 00:49:18,272 --> 00:49:20,772 with intimacy, this fear about 1252 00:49:21,977 --> 00:49:23,809 settling down and commitment and 1253 00:49:23,809 --> 00:49:26,975 family and this I want you babe thing. 1254 00:49:27,919 --> 00:49:30,115 - Ah what you do you know, lesbo. 1255 00:49:30,115 --> 00:49:31,088 - [Natasha] Bitches! 1256 00:49:31,088 --> 00:49:32,349 - [Max] Hey! 1257 00:49:32,349 --> 00:49:34,766 Hey hey, Max is back, babies! 1258 00:49:36,703 --> 00:49:38,536 What up, Dex! 1259 00:49:38,536 --> 00:49:40,043 Hey Sonya, missed me? 1260 00:49:40,043 --> 00:49:40,876 - Hey. 1261 00:49:40,876 --> 00:49:41,969 - Hey Sonya, hey big fag. 1262 00:49:41,969 --> 00:49:43,178 Miss me on the couch? 1263 00:49:43,178 --> 00:49:45,942 - Well you know Matlock was strangely empty. 1264 00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:48,587 No panache, no witty comebacks, nothing. 1265 00:49:48,587 --> 00:49:49,809 - I miss that bastard. 1266 00:49:49,809 --> 00:49:51,484 We'll be back to normal tomorrow. 1267 00:49:51,484 --> 00:49:53,110 I gotta go by my place, pick up my 1268 00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:55,390 shit and get some clean clothes. 1269 00:49:55,390 --> 00:49:59,453 - All right sweetie, let me walk you to the door. 1270 00:49:59,453 --> 00:50:01,537 - I'll take care of this. 1271 00:50:05,388 --> 00:50:06,796 - Hey, let me help you guys with that. 1272 00:50:06,796 --> 00:50:08,789 - Oh no no, we got it. 1273 00:50:08,789 --> 00:50:10,169 - Yeah, sure we do. 1274 00:50:10,169 --> 00:50:11,003 - Quiet. 1275 00:50:11,961 --> 00:50:14,711 - Okay, um, did I miss something? 1276 00:50:16,229 --> 00:50:18,182 - Oh let me see, I survived a weekend 1277 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,423 with my parents, Fiona and I decided 1278 00:50:20,423 --> 00:50:22,578 to take a break, (mumbles) getting taller, 1279 00:50:22,578 --> 00:50:23,959 you know, the usual stuff. 1280 00:50:23,959 --> 00:50:26,117 - Oh shit, I'm sorry. 1281 00:50:26,117 --> 00:50:28,678 God, you guys finally decided to call it quits? 1282 00:50:28,678 --> 00:50:30,627 - Yeah, but it was actually very mature and honest. 1283 00:50:30,627 --> 00:50:32,331 Foreign territory for me. 1284 00:50:32,331 --> 00:50:35,422 - Yeah, weLl it doesn't mean it hurts any less. 1285 00:50:35,422 --> 00:50:36,932 - Surprisingly not. 1286 00:50:36,932 --> 00:50:38,557 I didn't know I cared so much. 1287 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:41,482 - God, well you never do until it's over. 1288 00:50:41,482 --> 00:50:44,896 You wanna grab some BJs, sit and talk? 1289 00:50:44,896 --> 00:50:46,062 - Nah, thanks. 1290 00:50:46,907 --> 00:50:48,291 I'm spent. 1291 00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:50,564 Plus I got a comfy giraffe waiting for me in there. 1292 00:50:50,564 --> 00:50:53,126 - No, you got custody of the giraffe?! 1293 00:50:53,126 --> 00:50:53,960 - [Dex] I sure did. 1294 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,006 - You go! 1295 00:50:55,006 --> 00:50:56,714 - Listen, I wanna hear all about the trip 1296 00:50:56,714 --> 00:50:58,420 tomorrow and your birthday party on Friday 1297 00:50:58,420 --> 00:51:00,008 is all set, I'll tell you the details later. 1298 00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:01,633 (loud bang) 1299 00:51:01,633 --> 00:51:02,935 Goodnight, gals. 1300 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:06,148 - Night, thanks Dex for everything. 1301 00:51:06,148 --> 00:51:07,044 - [Dex] Yeah. 1302 00:51:07,044 --> 00:51:09,160 - Hey kiddo, take it easy on that giraffe! 1303 00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,426 (playful moaning noises) 1304 00:51:10,426 --> 00:51:11,259 Oh God. 1305 00:51:15,912 --> 00:51:16,746 Son, stop. 1306 00:51:17,909 --> 00:51:18,825 Stop, stop! 1307 00:51:20,428 --> 00:51:21,972 Come on. 1308 00:51:21,972 --> 00:51:22,888 Talk to me! 1309 00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:26,110 - So good trip? 1310 00:51:27,223 --> 00:51:29,473 - Yeah, yeah, it was great. 1311 00:51:30,597 --> 00:51:32,388 - He's gonna be all right, right? 1312 00:51:32,388 --> 00:51:37,306 - Oh yeah, he always bounces back, he's Gumby, damn it. 1313 00:51:37,306 --> 00:51:38,849 How are you doing, huh kid? 1314 00:51:38,849 --> 00:51:39,946 - Pretty good. 1315 00:51:39,946 --> 00:51:41,125 - Yeah, you look good. 1316 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,347 - Thanks. 1317 00:51:42,347 --> 00:51:43,488 You look good too. 1318 00:51:43,488 --> 00:51:45,525 - Oh get out of here, I look like shit. 1319 00:51:45,525 --> 00:51:46,744 Fuck, a week on the road? 1320 00:51:46,744 --> 00:51:49,470 God did I miss your cooking. 1321 00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:52,396 Hey, but I love that book. 1322 00:51:52,396 --> 00:51:53,229 - Really? 1323 00:51:53,229 --> 00:51:54,062 - Yeah. 1324 00:51:54,062 --> 00:51:55,608 - Oh, that's great! 1325 00:51:55,608 --> 00:51:57,938 I had a feeling that you might really connect with it. 1326 00:51:57,938 --> 00:52:00,497 - You were right on, I could not put it down. 1327 00:52:00,497 --> 00:52:02,489 It was weird because as I was reading it, 1328 00:52:02,489 --> 00:52:05,156 I heard the words in your voice. 1329 00:52:06,186 --> 00:52:08,749 As if you were there reading it to me. 1330 00:52:08,749 --> 00:52:10,216 - Wow, really? 1331 00:52:10,216 --> 00:52:11,049 - Yeah. 1332 00:52:11,049 --> 00:52:12,613 - No one's ever said that to me before. 1333 00:52:12,613 --> 00:52:14,359 - Yeah, no, it was a first for me too. 1334 00:52:14,359 --> 00:52:17,655 - I mean I thought about you a lot 1335 00:52:17,655 --> 00:52:19,728 as well after listening to your music. 1336 00:52:19,728 --> 00:52:23,478 It hit me in such a powerful, passionate way. 1337 00:52:24,349 --> 00:52:25,766 I mean so deeply. 1338 00:52:29,155 --> 00:52:31,905 - Well now it's my turn to say... 1339 00:52:33,589 --> 00:52:34,423 Wow. 1340 00:52:35,295 --> 00:52:36,962 - You have a gift for expressing 1341 00:52:36,962 --> 00:52:39,074 yourself in such a profound way, 1342 00:52:39,074 --> 00:52:41,512 I mean I wish I had the ability 1343 00:52:41,512 --> 00:52:45,174 to communicate with such confidence. 1344 00:52:45,174 --> 00:52:46,635 - Sonya, stop. 1345 00:52:46,635 --> 00:52:48,669 Don't you dare sell yourself short. 1346 00:52:48,669 --> 00:52:52,002 You are subtle, but a very intense girl. 1347 00:52:53,635 --> 00:52:56,037 Your dock is gonna rock! 1348 00:52:56,037 --> 00:52:57,538 I mean seriously, I could not 1349 00:52:57,538 --> 00:52:59,454 get you out of my mind. 1350 00:53:00,797 --> 00:53:02,547 - I hope it wasn't... 1351 00:53:04,214 --> 00:53:06,330 I hope it was okay to say all that. 1352 00:53:06,330 --> 00:53:09,163 I'm just really nervous right now. 1353 00:53:10,030 --> 00:53:12,363 - Oh no no no no, Sonya, no. 1354 00:53:13,526 --> 00:53:15,319 It was beautiful. 1355 00:53:15,319 --> 00:53:16,152 Perfect. 1356 00:53:18,738 --> 00:53:20,527 - Well I should probably go to bed, 1357 00:53:20,527 --> 00:53:23,611 I feel a little, a lot uncomfortable. 1358 00:53:24,926 --> 00:53:26,390 - Look, we just expressed some 1359 00:53:26,390 --> 00:53:28,141 tender feelings that's all. 1360 00:53:28,141 --> 00:53:30,701 Exposed our undies a little bit. 1361 00:53:30,701 --> 00:53:33,139 I mean let things simmer. 1362 00:53:33,139 --> 00:53:36,806 Just let things go the way they're gonna go. 1363 00:53:38,228 --> 00:53:40,978 I gots to get to bed, I am spent. 1364 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:43,373 - Max. 1365 00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:48,480 Thanks for making it not so uncomfortable. 1366 00:53:51,001 --> 00:53:52,251 - Night, Emily. 1367 00:54:06,508 --> 00:54:09,959 ♫ And that there's something I don't trust about you 1368 00:54:09,959 --> 00:54:13,177 ♫ Exactly what it is, well I don't know for sure 1369 00:54:13,177 --> 00:54:17,159 ♫ But I'll figure it out as I head for the door 1370 00:54:17,159 --> 00:54:21,325 ♫ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, get out of here 1371 00:54:23,597 --> 00:54:27,097 ♫ Adios, goodbye, in Hell you're gonna fry 1372 00:54:30,513 --> 00:54:33,682 ♫ Should've left this morning 1373 00:54:33,682 --> 00:54:36,432 ♫ Should've left a long time ago 1374 00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:39,872 (loud clatter) 1375 00:54:41,062 --> 00:54:42,396 - Oh shit, boss. 1376 00:54:45,982 --> 00:54:46,816 What's up? 1377 00:54:47,971 --> 00:54:49,148 - I just got back from the bank, 1378 00:54:49,148 --> 00:54:51,468 found out you withdrew $2,500. 1379 00:54:51,468 --> 00:54:52,892 - Oh shit. 1380 00:54:52,892 --> 00:54:54,846 I meant to tell you about that. 1381 00:54:54,846 --> 00:54:57,408 It was an emergency, man. 1382 00:54:57,408 --> 00:54:58,952 - Man, you call me with every pathetic 1383 00:54:58,952 --> 00:55:00,130 pickup line and you don't have 1384 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:01,594 time to tell me about this? 1385 00:55:01,594 --> 00:55:03,181 Just get out. 1386 00:55:03,181 --> 00:55:04,401 Get outta here. 1387 00:55:04,401 --> 00:55:07,008 - Hey man, you're blowing this way out of proportion. 1388 00:55:07,008 --> 00:55:09,248 - RC, I can't trust you anymore. 1389 00:55:09,248 --> 00:55:12,051 When I can't trust you, there's nothing left. 1390 00:55:12,051 --> 00:55:15,968 - You're just being a wuss right now, you know? 1391 00:55:17,282 --> 00:55:18,893 - It's not about being a wuss. 1392 00:55:18,893 --> 00:55:20,275 It's about being honest or not, 1393 00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:21,574 and the fact is you're a liar, 1394 00:55:21,574 --> 00:55:23,972 a fraud, and fucking racist! 1395 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,436 Get out of my goddamn bar, 1396 00:55:25,436 --> 00:55:26,695 or so help me God you'll regret 1397 00:55:26,695 --> 00:55:29,783 it the rest of your fucking life. 1398 00:55:29,783 --> 00:55:30,616 Get out! 1399 00:55:35,842 --> 00:55:36,842 - Fuck you. 1400 00:55:43,720 --> 00:55:47,887 ♫ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, get out of here 1401 00:55:49,825 --> 00:55:51,159 ♫ Adios, goodbye 1402 00:55:53,404 --> 00:55:55,192 - The fuck you looking at? 1403 00:55:55,192 --> 00:55:56,898 ♫ In Hell you're gonna fry 1404 00:55:56,898 --> 00:55:59,898 ♫ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen 1405 00:56:00,846 --> 00:56:03,530 - (mumbles) ♫ Get out of here 1406 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:07,030 ♫ Adios, goodbye, in Hell you're gonna fry 1407 00:56:10,274 --> 00:56:13,475 ♫ Should have left this morning 1408 00:56:13,475 --> 00:56:16,809 ♫ Should have left a long time ago 1409 00:56:16,809 --> 00:56:19,981 ♫ Should have left this morning 1410 00:56:19,981 --> 00:56:21,648 ♫ I should have left 1411 00:56:24,253 --> 00:56:26,587 ♫ This is your reality check 1412 00:56:27,545 --> 00:56:29,878 ♫ This is your reality check 1413 00:56:30,757 --> 00:56:33,888 ♫ This is your reality check 1414 00:56:33,888 --> 00:56:36,721 ♫ Should've left a long time ago ♫ 1415 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,964 - Happy birthday to me. 1416 00:56:40,964 --> 00:56:42,214 Happy birthday. 1417 00:56:43,702 --> 00:56:44,535 - Hey! 1418 00:56:44,535 --> 00:56:45,430 Cut it out! 1419 00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:46,264 (laughing) 1420 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:50,267 - Just wanna share the flavors (mumbles). 1421 00:56:50,267 --> 00:56:51,527 - Hey! 1422 00:56:51,527 --> 00:56:53,196 There's not gonna be any left for the party. 1423 00:56:53,196 --> 00:56:55,390 - Aw shit, look at the time, I gotta get ready. 1424 00:56:55,390 --> 00:56:57,829 - What are you gonna wear? 1425 00:56:57,829 --> 00:57:00,273 - Patients, dumpling, you're gonna love it. 1426 00:57:00,273 --> 00:57:01,863 (laughs) It's so good. 1427 00:57:01,863 --> 00:57:03,247 Plus I got a surprise for you. 1428 00:57:03,247 --> 00:57:04,081 - Really? 1429 00:57:04,081 --> 00:57:04,914 - Mmmhm. 1430 00:57:04,914 --> 00:57:05,747 - Do tell. 1431 00:57:05,747 --> 00:57:08,866 - Don't you know the meaning of the word surprise? 1432 00:57:08,866 --> 00:57:11,709 Girl, trust me, you're gonna love it. 1433 00:57:11,709 --> 00:57:13,543 All right then, later. 1434 00:57:14,555 --> 00:57:17,305 - Only 'cause it's your birthday. 1435 00:57:26,297 --> 00:57:27,797 (oven bell buzzes) 1436 00:57:28,901 --> 00:57:30,651 (hip hop party music) 1437 00:57:42,831 --> 00:57:44,174 (speaking French) 1438 00:57:44,174 --> 00:57:46,331 - What are you wearing? 1439 00:57:46,331 --> 00:57:47,165 - A thong. 1440 00:57:49,014 --> 00:57:49,848 Oh Dex. 1441 00:57:51,904 --> 00:57:53,404 So (mumbles) sexy. 1442 00:57:54,632 --> 00:57:56,096 I like it. 1443 00:57:56,096 --> 00:57:58,087 And is this for me? 1444 00:57:58,087 --> 00:58:00,445 - Who knows for whom the bell tolls. 1445 00:58:00,445 --> 00:58:02,117 - It tolls for me and shit. 1446 00:58:02,117 --> 00:58:03,336 - Hey (mumbles). 1447 00:58:03,336 --> 00:58:04,760 - And if you were truly a writer 1448 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,096 like Hemingway, I'd let you ring my bell. 1449 00:58:07,096 --> 00:58:09,619 - Ah, the snake girl. 1450 00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,977 - Easy there, escar-ho. 1451 00:58:11,977 --> 00:58:13,410 It's snakes like me that eat mice 1452 00:58:13,410 --> 00:58:15,037 like you for breakfast. 1453 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:17,439 Or shall I say déjeuner? 1454 00:58:17,439 --> 00:58:18,744 - Well then eat this. 1455 00:58:18,744 --> 00:58:19,882 - Come on Dex, I think you need 1456 00:58:19,882 --> 00:58:21,143 to back up, honey, 'cause it's about 1457 00:58:21,143 --> 00:58:22,688 to get busy up in here with you. 1458 00:58:22,688 --> 00:58:24,238 - Sounds like fun, really it does. 1459 00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:25,579 Why don't we all just chill a little 1460 00:58:25,579 --> 00:58:27,367 bit and partake in a libation. 1461 00:58:27,367 --> 00:58:30,219 - Oh good God, libate this, Dex. 1462 00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:31,636 (speaking French) 1463 00:58:34,532 --> 00:58:35,755 - I don't know how you ever fucked 1464 00:58:35,755 --> 00:58:36,894 that vile reptile. 1465 00:58:36,894 --> 00:58:38,196 - Well we tried missionary position 1466 00:58:38,196 --> 00:58:41,233 a couple times, but it just didn't work out. 1467 00:58:41,233 --> 00:58:44,191 - Well you know what, it's no longer my problem. 1468 00:58:44,191 --> 00:58:46,228 I'm just gonna take this drink and you come 1469 00:58:46,228 --> 00:58:49,277 find me when you are good and horny, okay? 1470 00:58:49,277 --> 00:58:50,111 Ciao. 1471 00:58:52,811 --> 00:58:54,152 - Hey, skank. 1472 00:58:54,152 --> 00:58:56,962 Happy birthday. - Ana, baby! 1473 00:58:56,962 --> 00:58:58,469 Oh thanks! 1474 00:58:58,469 --> 00:58:59,403 You make it! 1475 00:58:59,403 --> 00:59:01,027 - Of course, bushwacker. 1476 00:59:01,027 --> 00:59:02,616 - That's right, that's me baby. 1477 00:59:02,616 --> 00:59:03,449 - It girl. 1478 00:59:03,449 --> 00:59:04,449 - All right. 1479 00:59:05,407 --> 00:59:06,241 (laughing) 1480 00:59:09,619 --> 00:59:11,205 - Lumberjack! 1481 00:59:11,205 --> 00:59:13,602 Welcome to the party! 1482 00:59:13,602 --> 00:59:14,602 Okay, great. 1483 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,303 - I got something for you. 1484 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:18,137 - Really? 1485 00:59:18,137 --> 00:59:18,970 All right, well I don't want to 1486 00:59:18,970 --> 00:59:20,330 take your last bottle. 1487 00:59:20,330 --> 00:59:21,791 Right, okay. 1488 00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:24,797 - GoGo, get that fine mocha ass over here! 1489 00:59:24,797 --> 00:59:26,468 - Hello to you, girlfriend. 1490 00:59:26,468 --> 00:59:28,468 - Yeah, give me a taste! 1491 00:59:30,571 --> 00:59:32,563 - Excuse me, you hos are wrong. 1492 00:59:32,563 --> 00:59:34,804 I thought you were saving your sugar for me. 1493 00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:36,960 - Oh Ana, come on baby, loosen up. 1494 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:38,057 What do we say? 1495 00:59:38,057 --> 00:59:39,848 Shake that thing, come on, Ana Ana, 1496 00:59:39,848 --> 00:59:42,047 shake that thing, come on, Ana Ana. 1497 00:59:42,047 --> 00:59:44,862 - Right on girls, we need some Jello shots. 1498 00:59:44,862 --> 00:59:46,285 - Bring it on, birthday girl! 1499 00:59:46,285 --> 00:59:47,909 - Whatever, bring it on, Jello shots! 1500 00:59:47,909 --> 00:59:49,575 - Hey! 1501 00:59:49,575 --> 00:59:53,408 California's at least 3,000 miles away, buddy. 1502 00:59:55,548 --> 00:59:57,548 Okay, okay, right, yeah. 1503 00:59:59,288 --> 01:00:02,538 All right, Billy, it's okay, it's okay. 1504 01:00:29,133 --> 01:00:31,367 - All right, yo yo yo! 1505 01:00:31,367 --> 01:00:33,117 What's up, you slags! 1506 01:00:34,254 --> 01:00:35,087 Woohoo! 1507 01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:40,076 All right, I just wanted to thank you all for coming. 1508 01:00:40,076 --> 01:00:42,381 Since I got you all here, why don't I 1509 01:00:42,381 --> 01:00:44,295 bust out a little ditty that I wrote 1510 01:00:44,295 --> 01:00:47,528 while we were on our kickass road trip. 1511 01:00:47,528 --> 01:00:51,502 This one goes out to Emily Dickinson. 1512 01:00:51,502 --> 01:00:54,418 ♫ So poetry and grace have found me 1513 01:00:57,523 --> 01:01:00,439 ♫ Willed into my way with a whisper 1514 01:01:03,135 --> 01:01:06,135 ♫ Brought breezily from a silent sea 1515 01:01:09,147 --> 01:01:12,063 ♫ That touched my heart and woke me 1516 01:01:16,193 --> 01:01:19,193 ♫ And poetry and grace have found me 1517 01:01:22,255 --> 01:01:25,088 ♫ Healed me, touched me, warmed me 1518 01:01:28,107 --> 01:01:30,357 ♫ Release me so I could see 1519 01:01:34,410 --> 01:01:35,244 ♫ Me 1520 01:01:40,511 --> 01:01:43,344 ♫ Healed me, touched me, warmed me 1521 01:01:46,130 --> 01:01:48,714 ♫ Release me so I could be free 1522 01:01:52,185 --> 01:01:54,852 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me 1523 01:01:58,288 --> 01:02:01,121 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me ♫ 1524 01:02:06,948 --> 01:02:07,782 (applause) 1525 01:02:14,882 --> 01:02:18,715 - Thank you, thank you, you guys rock, thanks. 1526 01:02:19,554 --> 01:02:22,409 All right, let's get this party rocking! 1527 01:02:22,409 --> 01:02:25,159 Play that funky music, white boy! 1528 01:02:28,426 --> 01:02:30,176 Yo, it's my birthday! 1529 01:02:35,593 --> 01:02:37,380 - What the fuck was that? 1530 01:02:37,380 --> 01:02:40,144 - T, it was just a little song I wrote. 1531 01:02:40,144 --> 01:02:41,910 - Bullshit, that was a love song to 1532 01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:43,369 that little Sonya twat, the whole fucking 1533 01:02:43,369 --> 01:02:45,035 party saw it, it was so obvious. 1534 01:02:45,035 --> 01:02:47,535 You were staring right at her. 1535 01:02:48,611 --> 01:02:50,643 - No it wasn't, I mean yeah it was based 1536 01:02:50,643 --> 01:02:53,129 on a book of poetry that she gave me. 1537 01:02:53,129 --> 01:02:54,379 But it's not... 1538 01:02:55,326 --> 01:02:56,717 - I can't believe that you would 1539 01:02:56,717 --> 01:02:58,591 wanna be with that pancake making virgin 1540 01:02:58,591 --> 01:03:01,924 over me, you fucking fucking bitch slut! 1541 01:03:03,835 --> 01:03:06,357 - Oh God, Tasha it's not like that, we are friends. 1542 01:03:06,357 --> 01:03:07,825 We're just friends, okay? 1543 01:03:07,825 --> 01:03:10,591 We just connect spiritually, that's all. 1544 01:03:10,591 --> 01:03:11,770 - Excuse me?! 1545 01:03:11,770 --> 01:03:14,572 You connect on a fucking spiritual level?! 1546 01:03:14,572 --> 01:03:18,274 How do you think that makes me feel?! 1547 01:03:18,274 --> 01:03:19,709 - I guess I don't know. 1548 01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:21,134 - Fuck it. 1549 01:03:21,134 --> 01:03:23,043 She's your soulmate. 1550 01:03:23,043 --> 01:03:25,565 You should be with her. 1551 01:03:25,565 --> 01:03:27,881 I guess I was just a little fucking doll to you. 1552 01:03:27,881 --> 01:03:29,669 I'm outta here. 1553 01:03:29,669 --> 01:03:33,336 Happy birthday, you fucking two-timing cunt. 1554 01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:00,711 - Are you cleaning? 1555 01:04:01,650 --> 01:04:03,155 - Yeah, I think so. 1556 01:04:03,155 --> 01:04:04,538 That what this is called? 1557 01:04:04,538 --> 01:04:06,117 Cleaning? 1558 01:04:06,117 --> 01:04:09,023 - Oh my God, I look like shit. 1559 01:04:09,023 --> 01:04:13,047 I'm just gonna grab a shower and get going, okay? 1560 01:04:13,047 --> 01:04:15,606 - What are you talking about, where are you going? 1561 01:04:15,606 --> 01:04:17,885 - I don't know, I'm just... 1562 01:04:17,885 --> 01:04:21,792 Gonna get cleaned up and take it from there. 1563 01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:23,337 - Come on, Pocahontas, listen things will 1564 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,102 settle down, I know it's crazy right now. 1565 01:04:25,102 --> 01:04:26,476 Just, we'll be okay. 1566 01:04:26,476 --> 01:04:29,324 - I screwed everything up. 1567 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,602 I just, I'm just gonna go to school 1568 01:04:31,602 --> 01:04:33,348 and try to get some work done. 1569 01:04:33,348 --> 01:04:35,264 Gotta do some thinking. 1570 01:04:36,315 --> 01:04:39,204 That okay with you, Pops? 1571 01:04:39,204 --> 01:04:40,261 - Okay. 1572 01:04:40,261 --> 01:04:41,846 When you get back we'll talk, 1573 01:04:41,846 --> 01:04:44,679 or I will be forced to wedgie you. 1574 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:47,399 - You're such a goon. 1575 01:04:48,323 --> 01:04:50,313 You were like this when you babysat me. 1576 01:04:50,313 --> 01:04:52,590 - Yeah, you were just so much more naive then. 1577 01:04:52,590 --> 01:04:53,768 You thought I was rad. 1578 01:04:53,768 --> 01:04:56,653 Just goes to show you time heals ominous conceptions. 1579 01:04:56,653 --> 01:04:58,521 Come over here and give me some tongue. 1580 01:04:58,521 --> 01:05:01,496 Or love and tongue, whatever you're 1581 01:05:01,496 --> 01:05:04,236 comfortable with, you know I'm game. 1582 01:05:04,236 --> 01:05:07,403 Then again, I guess you are a lesbian. 1583 01:05:16,194 --> 01:05:17,027 (sobbing) 1584 01:05:26,077 --> 01:05:28,560 - That's not right, we got a shipment of liquor last week. 1585 01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,822 - I understand, but I went through 1586 01:05:29,822 --> 01:05:31,736 the inventory, the storeroom's empty. 1587 01:05:31,736 --> 01:05:34,486 - Fucking RC, I'm gonna kill him. 1588 01:05:35,523 --> 01:05:36,856 - It gets worse. 1589 01:05:38,006 --> 01:05:39,675 We went through your paperwork. 1590 01:05:39,675 --> 01:05:41,014 We were trying to tidy that up 1591 01:05:41,014 --> 01:05:42,475 a little and we found this. 1592 01:05:42,475 --> 01:05:45,154 Your insurance has expired. 1593 01:05:45,154 --> 01:05:49,154 - What are you talking about, that's impossible! 1594 01:05:50,482 --> 01:05:51,518 - I don't know what to tell you. 1595 01:05:51,518 --> 01:05:52,698 - Scott, you gotta help me get 1596 01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:54,368 out of this shit, you gotta, just help me 1597 01:05:54,368 --> 01:05:57,452 figure out how much RC fucked me for. 1598 01:06:02,663 --> 01:06:03,496 - Sonya? 1599 01:06:04,538 --> 01:06:06,081 There you are. 1600 01:06:06,081 --> 01:06:08,040 I was worried about you. 1601 01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:09,040 How are you? 1602 01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:11,849 - I'm okay. 1603 01:06:11,849 --> 01:06:14,372 I just went to the library. 1604 01:06:14,372 --> 01:06:15,756 - Oh. 1605 01:06:15,756 --> 01:06:19,756 - Max, I am really really sorry about all this, 1606 01:06:21,290 --> 01:06:25,038 I shouldn't have left my curiosity ruin your life, I mean-- 1607 01:06:25,038 --> 01:06:28,618 - No no no no no, Sonya, no no, listen to me, okay? 1608 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:30,610 This is important. 1609 01:06:30,610 --> 01:06:32,280 Listen, Tasha and I, we were moving 1610 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,357 apart before you ever came here. 1611 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:36,184 Really, I had no idea we were gonna 1612 01:06:36,184 --> 01:06:37,726 blow apart in front of our friends 1613 01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:41,559 like that, but hey, it's not your fault, okay? 1614 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,944 The only good thing that's come out 1615 01:06:45,944 --> 01:06:48,944 of this mess is that we, you and me, 1616 01:06:50,214 --> 01:06:54,113 have really gotten to know each other well. 1617 01:06:54,113 --> 01:06:58,536 You have no idea how important that is to me. 1618 01:06:58,536 --> 01:06:59,862 Okay? 1619 01:06:59,862 --> 01:07:02,195 So no more talk about fault. 1620 01:07:04,703 --> 01:07:07,787 You didn't tell me you got ice cream. 1621 01:07:08,635 --> 01:07:12,333 - I'm just so sorry your birthday party was ruined. 1622 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:16,599 - Yeah, I mean what are you gonna do, huh? 1623 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:18,796 At least it was unforgettable, right? 1624 01:07:18,796 --> 01:07:20,130 - (laughs) Yeah. 1625 01:07:22,584 --> 01:07:23,417 - Yum. 1626 01:07:24,823 --> 01:07:27,632 I'm really glad you're here. 1627 01:07:27,632 --> 01:07:29,829 It's good to see you. 1628 01:07:29,829 --> 01:07:30,662 - You too. 1629 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:39,952 - But he stole from you, plain and simple. 1630 01:07:39,952 --> 01:07:41,659 - How much we talking about roughly? 1631 01:07:41,659 --> 01:07:44,409 - [Scott] Taxes, hmm, probably... 1632 01:07:46,824 --> 01:07:48,366 60 grand. 1633 01:07:48,366 --> 01:07:50,560 In the next week or so. 1634 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:51,977 Bank shows 1,400. 1635 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:54,583 - $60,000. 1636 01:07:54,583 --> 01:07:55,416 - Yeah. 1637 01:07:55,416 --> 01:07:56,749 - $60,000, fuck! 1638 01:07:57,633 --> 01:08:00,031 Where am I gonna come up with $60,000 on such short notice? 1639 01:08:00,031 --> 01:08:01,864 - That's the question. 1640 01:08:02,868 --> 01:08:03,701 - Oh fuck. 1641 01:08:04,535 --> 01:08:05,800 I hate to do this to you, I gotta get 1642 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,018 out of here, I gotta get some air. 1643 01:08:07,018 --> 01:08:09,056 I'm really sorry, I'm very sorry, Scott. 1644 01:08:09,056 --> 01:08:10,929 - Hey hey, I'll come with you. 1645 01:08:10,929 --> 01:08:12,351 I started smoking again. 1646 01:08:12,351 --> 01:08:14,063 Clean this up. 1647 01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:16,417 - [Dex] Higher primate coming through! 1648 01:08:16,417 --> 01:08:18,164 A pitcher of your finest kamikazes 1649 01:08:18,164 --> 01:08:20,319 and fresh horses for the men while 1650 01:08:20,319 --> 01:08:22,392 I still own this place. 1651 01:08:22,392 --> 01:08:23,803 - Are you sure you want more to drink? 1652 01:08:23,803 --> 01:08:25,041 - Abso-fucking-lutely, and (mumbles) 1653 01:08:25,041 --> 01:08:26,203 until they foreclose on me. 1654 01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:27,036 - [Voiceover] It's your liver. 1655 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,514 - Bring it on! 1656 01:08:28,514 --> 01:08:30,877 Hey you, I'm talking to you. 1657 01:08:30,877 --> 01:08:33,237 - Hold on a second, I'll get you right now, sweetheart. 1658 01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:34,487 - No, call Ana. 1659 01:08:36,569 --> 01:08:39,698 Her number's in my phone, there's speed dial number five. 1660 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:42,531 - Give me this, you don't need it. 1661 01:08:43,477 --> 01:08:44,310 (knocking) 1662 01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:48,374 - Hi. 1663 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:49,374 - (mumbles). 1664 01:08:52,293 --> 01:08:55,876 - Some people just can't hold their liquor. 1665 01:08:59,504 --> 01:09:01,004 There's one drink. 1666 01:09:05,485 --> 01:09:07,682 - It's 'cause I'm nasty. 1667 01:09:07,682 --> 01:09:09,147 - Sonya, get a bucket, get a bucket. 1668 01:09:09,147 --> 01:09:10,730 - Get a bucket now! 1669 01:09:12,256 --> 01:09:13,840 - 'Cause I'm nasty. 1670 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:17,624 - [Sonya] Max, he's in here! 1671 01:09:17,624 --> 01:09:19,040 - Who, Dex? 1672 01:09:19,040 --> 01:09:20,625 Ewww. 1673 01:09:20,625 --> 01:09:23,714 - At least he made it to the toilet this time. 1674 01:09:23,714 --> 01:09:24,964 - Yeah I guess. 1675 01:09:26,094 --> 01:09:27,313 - You know what, I'll take care 1676 01:09:27,313 --> 01:09:29,350 of it, you go back to sleep. 1677 01:09:29,350 --> 01:09:31,262 - Oh no, oh I wish I could help you. 1678 01:09:31,262 --> 01:09:32,847 I gotta go to the village and meet Tash 1679 01:09:32,847 --> 01:09:34,475 and figure out what's what. 1680 01:09:34,475 --> 01:09:36,226 - Oh, right. 1681 01:09:36,226 --> 01:09:39,606 Well I guess yeah, yeah, good luck with that. 1682 01:09:39,606 --> 01:09:40,667 - Yeah, okay. 1683 01:09:40,667 --> 01:09:44,003 I'll be back later and fill you in. 1684 01:09:44,003 --> 01:09:45,315 - Sure, yeah. 1685 01:09:45,315 --> 01:09:46,698 Okay. 1686 01:09:46,698 --> 01:09:49,998 I'll just get him to bed and I'll probably go to school. 1687 01:09:49,998 --> 01:09:51,583 - Okay, I gotta go. 1688 01:09:51,583 --> 01:09:53,124 - All right. 1689 01:09:53,124 --> 01:09:53,958 See ya. 1690 01:10:15,963 --> 01:10:18,969 - Why'd we have to do this so early? 1691 01:10:18,969 --> 01:10:21,412 - Got a lot of shit do, I just thought 1692 01:10:21,412 --> 01:10:24,012 it wasn't a good idea to keep putting this off. 1693 01:10:24,012 --> 01:10:25,841 - Trying to fit me in your schedule? 1694 01:10:25,841 --> 01:10:28,564 That sounds about right. 1695 01:10:28,564 --> 01:10:32,103 - [Max] Oh, right, is this how it's going to be? 1696 01:10:32,103 --> 01:10:33,577 Fine, why don't we just save some time 1697 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:36,056 and we can make a list of all your 1698 01:10:36,056 --> 01:10:38,619 problems and shit that you have with me. 1699 01:10:38,619 --> 01:10:40,005 - I'm not rushed for time, Max, 1700 01:10:40,005 --> 01:10:42,165 I'm usually asleep at this hour. 1701 01:10:42,165 --> 01:10:43,750 I guess you must be in a rush to 1702 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:46,071 see your Korean cookie for a little nookie. 1703 01:10:46,071 --> 01:10:48,269 - Nice, keep it up. 1704 01:10:48,269 --> 01:10:49,654 You know you're making this really 1705 01:10:49,654 --> 01:10:51,206 easy to just walk away. 1706 01:10:51,206 --> 01:10:52,589 - Who are you kidding, you've had one 1707 01:10:52,589 --> 01:10:54,338 foot out the door since we first met. 1708 01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:57,101 - What the fuck are you talking about?! 1709 01:10:57,101 --> 01:10:59,295 We have been dating, touring, 1710 01:10:59,295 --> 01:11:02,383 almost living together for a whole fucking year! 1711 01:11:02,383 --> 01:11:04,255 How much more commitment do you need? 1712 01:11:04,255 --> 01:11:05,796 - Physically you were always there, 1713 01:11:05,796 --> 01:11:08,235 but mentally you were somewhere else. 1714 01:11:08,235 --> 01:11:10,805 Looking for your spiritual soulmate. 1715 01:11:10,805 --> 01:11:14,463 Obviously it wasn't me and you just 1716 01:11:14,463 --> 01:11:16,360 were keeping me around as a temporary 1717 01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:19,694 thing until you found something better. 1718 01:11:19,694 --> 01:11:21,442 - That is the biggest fucking bunch 1719 01:11:21,442 --> 01:11:23,677 of horseshit I have ever heard! 1720 01:11:23,677 --> 01:11:25,181 I was there 100 fucking percent 1721 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,457 for you, for the band, so don't fucking 1722 01:11:27,457 --> 01:11:28,960 make shit up, Tash! 1723 01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:29,859 - Making shit up? 1724 01:11:29,859 --> 01:11:32,017 Then what's all the Yanni music crap? 1725 01:11:32,017 --> 01:11:35,716 - I wanted to try something different musically, okay? 1726 01:11:35,716 --> 01:11:37,545 I wanted to explore the emotions, 1727 01:11:37,545 --> 01:11:39,170 the spirituality that I have felt 1728 01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:41,973 inside of me for a long time now. 1729 01:11:41,973 --> 01:11:44,252 And I tried to talk to you about it, 1730 01:11:44,252 --> 01:11:45,633 but all you wanted to talk about was 1731 01:11:45,633 --> 01:11:48,805 your dreams of become the next Joan Jett. 1732 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:51,400 Those were never my dreams, Tash, ever. 1733 01:11:51,400 --> 01:11:55,179 But I supported it because I loved you. 1734 01:11:55,179 --> 01:11:56,682 - Yeah, I didn't realize that it 1735 01:11:56,682 --> 01:11:58,960 was such a sacrifice to love me. 1736 01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:00,874 - Oh God, give me a fucking break. 1737 01:12:00,874 --> 01:12:02,499 Don't you dare fucking play the 1738 01:12:02,499 --> 01:12:04,487 wounded kitten here. 1739 01:12:04,487 --> 01:12:07,169 - Fuck you, I am not playing the wounded kitten, okay? 1740 01:12:07,169 --> 01:12:09,123 But don't pull up all this bullshit that 1741 01:12:09,123 --> 01:12:10,747 you made so many sacrifices for 1742 01:12:10,747 --> 01:12:12,292 me and that you were suffering. 1743 01:12:12,292 --> 01:12:14,731 - All relationships involve sacrifices. 1744 01:12:14,731 --> 01:12:16,037 I know that. 1745 01:12:16,037 --> 01:12:18,153 I just, I don't understand why 1746 01:12:18,153 --> 01:12:20,427 my doing different things musically 1747 01:12:20,427 --> 01:12:23,318 was such a threat to you. 1748 01:12:23,318 --> 01:12:24,901 - We were partners. 1749 01:12:26,123 --> 01:12:28,155 That's our connection, the music. 1750 01:12:28,155 --> 01:12:31,001 We both need to be there 100%. 1751 01:12:31,001 --> 01:12:32,873 Or it fucking dies. 1752 01:12:32,873 --> 01:12:35,039 - I never saw it that way. 1753 01:12:36,329 --> 01:12:39,660 I saw us as the most important thing. 1754 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:42,997 The band is cool, I mean it's fun. 1755 01:12:42,997 --> 01:12:46,979 But it's not everything, it's not everything 1756 01:12:46,979 --> 01:12:49,707 that makes us us, I mean... 1757 01:12:49,707 --> 01:12:53,873 - Well you never thought I was smart or spiritual. 1758 01:12:55,075 --> 01:12:57,433 That's what you have that Asian asshole for I guess. 1759 01:12:57,433 --> 01:12:59,504 - Fuck Tash, whoa, why are you 1760 01:12:59,504 --> 01:13:02,149 so threatened by my friendship with Sonya? 1761 01:13:02,149 --> 01:13:03,939 I mean come on. 1762 01:13:03,939 --> 01:13:06,864 You hang out with your lipstick lessies 1763 01:13:06,864 --> 01:13:08,530 and your bull dike posse, I mean the 1764 01:13:08,530 --> 01:13:11,236 whole fucking time, and that's not my scene. 1765 01:13:11,236 --> 01:13:13,569 But I don't say a word, man. 1766 01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,117 You don't hear me whining about it. 1767 01:13:16,117 --> 01:13:17,375 - Fuck you. 1768 01:13:17,375 --> 01:13:18,764 Okay, I am not whining. 1769 01:13:18,764 --> 01:13:21,002 I am stating my complaints. 1770 01:13:21,002 --> 01:13:22,629 And those "lessies" as you call 1771 01:13:22,629 --> 01:13:24,951 them happen to be our fans, our lifestyle, 1772 01:13:24,951 --> 01:13:27,270 and fucking pretty goddamn good friends. 1773 01:13:27,270 --> 01:13:29,749 - Fans, friends, fame. 1774 01:13:29,749 --> 01:13:31,252 Good for you. 1775 01:13:31,252 --> 01:13:33,165 - Go fuck yourself, you know that? 1776 01:13:33,165 --> 01:13:34,629 You're no better than me and you 1777 01:13:34,629 --> 01:13:36,867 are no better than them. 1778 01:13:36,867 --> 01:13:38,659 You are just another girl who likes 1779 01:13:38,659 --> 01:13:40,974 girls trying to make it in this world. 1780 01:13:40,974 --> 01:13:43,944 Another fucking twat trying to find her way. 1781 01:13:43,944 --> 01:13:46,180 No better, look me in the eye bitch, 1782 01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:49,317 no better, no worse than the rest of us. 1783 01:13:49,317 --> 01:13:50,567 So you hear me. 1784 01:13:51,553 --> 01:13:53,303 And you hear me good. 1785 01:13:54,354 --> 01:13:55,271 You're out. 1786 01:13:56,108 --> 01:13:58,828 Stay the fuck away from me. 1787 01:13:58,828 --> 01:14:00,574 Stay the fuck away from the band 1788 01:14:00,574 --> 01:14:04,032 while I pick up my shit at the loft. 1789 01:14:04,032 --> 01:14:05,532 You fucking fraud. 1790 01:14:14,234 --> 01:14:15,067 (knocking) 1791 01:14:15,067 --> 01:14:18,067 Knock knock, bitch is back in black! 1792 01:14:19,107 --> 01:14:21,260 - Hey, Tasha, get over here, 1793 01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:23,335 assume your position on the couch. 1794 01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,858 - All right, but I need sugar. 1795 01:14:25,858 --> 01:14:27,281 I need sugar in a bad way. 1796 01:14:27,281 --> 01:14:29,614 - I got sugar for you, baby. 1797 01:14:32,486 --> 01:14:35,540 - This fucking sucks, you know? 1798 01:14:35,540 --> 01:14:38,510 Just as the band was really starting to mesh. 1799 01:14:38,510 --> 01:14:41,007 We were really rocking, really coming together 1800 01:14:41,007 --> 01:14:42,877 for the first time, I mean why 1801 01:14:42,877 --> 01:14:46,574 does this shit always happen to me? 1802 01:14:46,574 --> 01:14:48,491 It's so fucking unfair. 1803 01:14:49,470 --> 01:14:51,339 - You know, it's interesting. 1804 01:14:51,339 --> 01:14:52,883 I guess sometimes it takes waking up 1805 01:14:52,883 --> 01:14:54,305 on the bathroom floor with dry hurl 1806 01:14:54,305 --> 01:14:55,971 on my face to see things clearly, 1807 01:14:55,971 --> 01:14:58,084 but I think you and I are dealing with an 1808 01:14:58,084 --> 01:15:01,173 organ here we have very little experience with. 1809 01:15:01,173 --> 01:15:02,798 - The penis? 1810 01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:03,798 - The heart. 1811 01:15:05,236 --> 01:15:08,934 I'm talking about being fucking vulnerable. 1812 01:15:08,934 --> 01:15:11,184 Being spiritually intimate. 1813 01:15:12,997 --> 01:15:15,720 Sometimes I feel like I push girlfriends away on purpose. 1814 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:17,467 - I think it's my life that's falling apart, 1815 01:15:17,467 --> 01:15:19,133 so I have no fucking idea why we're 1816 01:15:19,133 --> 01:15:20,850 talking about your problems. 1817 01:15:20,850 --> 01:15:22,028 - I'm just trying to give you the 1818 01:15:22,028 --> 01:15:25,076 benefit of my pathetic experiences, all right? 1819 01:15:25,076 --> 01:15:26,742 I mean don't act like such a schmuck 1820 01:15:26,742 --> 01:15:28,367 like I did with Ana, it'll just make 1821 01:15:28,367 --> 01:15:29,993 things worse in the long run. 1822 01:15:29,993 --> 01:15:31,537 - That's great, but everyone and 1823 01:15:31,537 --> 01:15:33,061 their fucking mother knows that 1824 01:15:33,061 --> 01:15:34,646 you and Ana should be together. 1825 01:15:34,646 --> 01:15:36,556 - Could we leave my mother out of this please? 1826 01:15:36,556 --> 01:15:39,115 I mean look, I love Ana, I think she's amazing, 1827 01:15:39,115 --> 01:15:40,577 but she's just too intense. 1828 01:15:40,577 --> 01:15:41,918 She makes me feel too-- 1829 01:15:41,918 --> 01:15:43,260 - Alive, right? 1830 01:15:43,260 --> 01:15:44,094 - Uncomfortable. 1831 01:15:44,094 --> 01:15:44,927 - [Natasha] Alive. 1832 01:15:44,927 --> 01:15:45,760 - Uncomfortable. 1833 01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:46,876 - Uncomfortably intimate. 1834 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,281 For the first time in your life, 1835 01:15:48,281 --> 01:15:51,537 you need to be a man, or a serious bull dyke, 1836 01:15:51,537 --> 01:15:55,704 and go out and hunt Ana down, hunt and gather your woman. 1837 01:15:58,290 --> 01:15:59,469 Okay? 1838 01:15:59,469 --> 01:16:01,133 Go primal. 1839 01:16:01,133 --> 01:16:04,146 - Like neanderthal style, that's very PC, Janet Reno. 1840 01:16:04,146 --> 01:16:07,767 - Cro-Magnon then, whatever you prefer. 1841 01:16:07,767 --> 01:16:10,908 Like Captain Caveman, the cartoon, it's our favorite! 1842 01:16:10,908 --> 01:16:13,349 Go Caveman, go Caveman, go! 1843 01:16:13,349 --> 01:16:16,117 Go Caveman, go Caveman, go! 1844 01:16:16,117 --> 01:16:17,582 For the fucking first time in your 1845 01:16:17,582 --> 01:16:20,350 life get off your ass, man. 1846 01:16:20,350 --> 01:16:21,974 Get off your ass and go primal! 1847 01:16:21,974 --> 01:16:25,603 Stand up, do it, quit being a pussy! 1848 01:16:25,603 --> 01:16:26,944 - Captain Caveman! 1849 01:16:26,944 --> 01:16:28,244 - Louder! 1850 01:16:28,244 --> 01:16:29,744 - Captain Caveman! 1851 01:16:31,457 --> 01:16:33,007 - Louder, pound the chest! 1852 01:16:33,007 --> 01:16:34,257 (monkey noises) 1853 01:16:35,363 --> 01:16:36,197 Yes, yes! 1854 01:16:37,399 --> 01:16:38,232 Yes! 1855 01:16:41,754 --> 01:16:43,099 Trust me, you're gonna get laid 1856 01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:45,258 a lot easier that way. 1857 01:16:45,258 --> 01:16:47,823 - At least by Ana hopefully. 1858 01:16:47,823 --> 01:16:49,207 - [Natasha] What are you doing? 1859 01:16:49,207 --> 01:16:50,346 (MaxiTit rock music) 1860 01:16:50,346 --> 01:16:51,889 - It's a little compilation I put together. 1861 01:16:51,889 --> 01:16:53,476 - [Natasha] Do not, do not. 1862 01:16:53,476 --> 01:16:55,184 - The live performances by MaxiTit. 1863 01:16:55,184 --> 01:16:58,100 - I can't hear this shit right now. 1864 01:16:59,007 --> 01:17:02,265 - Like I said, just focus on the good times. 1865 01:17:02,265 --> 01:17:06,906 You guys had plenty of great times, so listen. 1866 01:17:06,906 --> 01:17:11,016 ♫ Is that your definition, take it all away 1867 01:17:11,016 --> 01:17:14,107 ♫ Take, take take take, take it all away 1868 01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:18,096 ♫ Take, take take take, take it all away 1869 01:17:18,096 --> 01:17:21,913 ♫ Take, take take take, take it all away 1870 01:17:21,913 --> 01:17:25,329 ♫ What you got left at the end of the day 1871 01:17:26,324 --> 01:17:30,626 ♫ Barbie is my role model, what a great fucking doll 1872 01:17:30,626 --> 01:17:32,414 ♫ Now we're both made of plastic 1873 01:17:32,414 --> 01:17:34,000 ♫ And she's really my path 1874 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,074 ♫ Neither of us have a thought of our own 1875 01:17:37,074 --> 01:17:38,580 ♫ But we puckered up our lips and 1876 01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:40,815 ♫ Guys wanna give us the bone 1877 01:17:40,815 --> 01:17:44,806 ♫ You think you're all that, take it all away 1878 01:17:44,806 --> 01:17:48,550 ♫ Is that your definition, take it all away 1879 01:17:48,550 --> 01:17:52,462 ♫ Take, take take take, take it all away 1880 01:17:52,462 --> 01:17:56,323 ♫ Take, take take take, take it all away 1881 01:17:56,323 --> 01:17:57,156 ♫ Take ♫ 1882 01:18:03,323 --> 01:18:06,253 - Why are you nervous, don't be nervous. 1883 01:18:06,253 --> 01:18:07,675 I showed you my stuff. 1884 01:18:07,675 --> 01:18:10,527 - Okay, all right, you're the inspiration, so... 1885 01:18:10,527 --> 01:18:11,361 Ready? 1886 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:14,392 - I dreamt of blue eyes blinking 1887 01:18:14,392 --> 01:18:17,121 butterfly kisses against my cheek. 1888 01:18:17,121 --> 01:18:19,371 Crescent lips tickl-tick... 1889 01:18:20,374 --> 01:18:24,275 Crescent lips tickling smiles in my sleep. 1890 01:18:24,275 --> 01:18:26,835 Throaty laughs filling me down deep. 1891 01:18:26,835 --> 01:18:30,207 With a foreign flutter, I pray (mumbles) keep. 1892 01:18:30,207 --> 01:18:32,540 I think they call this love. 1893 01:18:37,003 --> 01:18:38,253 - That's great. 1894 01:18:40,667 --> 01:18:41,500 Wow. 1895 01:18:42,743 --> 01:18:43,921 - You like it? 1896 01:18:43,921 --> 01:18:44,755 - Yeah. 1897 01:18:46,074 --> 01:18:47,324 It's beautiful. 1898 01:19:04,703 --> 01:19:06,130 - Wow. 1899 01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:07,351 - What's so important you got your 1900 01:19:07,351 --> 01:19:09,303 lazy ass up off the couch today? 1901 01:19:09,303 --> 01:19:11,089 - Well that cocksucker RC embezzled 1902 01:19:11,089 --> 01:19:12,228 some money from me, I was hoping 1903 01:19:12,228 --> 01:19:13,487 you could help me sue his ass. 1904 01:19:13,487 --> 01:19:14,544 - Hell no! 1905 01:19:14,544 --> 01:19:15,642 No way, that dickless coward? 1906 01:19:15,642 --> 01:19:16,579 - Mmm. 1907 01:19:16,579 --> 01:19:17,865 - I told you, I told you, I said you 1908 01:19:17,865 --> 01:19:19,126 cannot be an absentee owner, 1909 01:19:19,126 --> 01:19:21,035 that way you always get screwed. 1910 01:19:21,035 --> 01:19:23,839 But that said, it'll be my pleasure to destroy him. 1911 01:19:23,839 --> 01:19:25,145 - I knew I could count on you, Ana, 1912 01:19:25,145 --> 01:19:26,660 thank you for the short I told you so speech. 1913 01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,660 - Yeah yeah. 1914 01:19:29,102 --> 01:19:31,013 I'm not that much of a bitch now, am I? 1915 01:19:31,013 --> 01:19:32,150 - No, just a little overprotective 1916 01:19:32,150 --> 01:19:35,163 in the alpha male sort of way. 1917 01:19:35,163 --> 01:19:37,358 So "Black Mamba" can I ask you a question? 1918 01:19:37,358 --> 01:19:38,621 - Sure. 1919 01:19:38,621 --> 01:19:39,839 - Are you happy? 1920 01:19:39,839 --> 01:19:41,100 - What do you mean am I happy? 1921 01:19:41,100 --> 01:19:42,887 What kind of question is that? 1922 01:19:42,887 --> 01:19:44,146 - It's the most important question 1923 01:19:44,146 --> 01:19:45,691 there is when you think about it, 1924 01:19:45,691 --> 01:19:47,194 except for paper or plastic. 1925 01:19:47,194 --> 01:19:49,560 - Oh, well since you put it that way, of course I'm happy. 1926 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,430 I'm happy with my family, I'm happy with 1927 01:19:51,430 --> 01:19:54,518 my friends, I'm happy with my job. 1928 01:19:54,518 --> 01:19:56,308 I'm happy with my apartment. 1929 01:19:56,308 --> 01:19:59,432 I'm happy with my general overall direction in life. 1930 01:19:59,432 --> 01:20:00,977 - And? 1931 01:20:00,977 --> 01:20:02,562 - And I mean there's always room 1932 01:20:02,562 --> 01:20:04,969 for that special someone, the chance to 1933 01:20:04,969 --> 01:20:06,802 start a family, but... 1934 01:20:08,102 --> 01:20:09,102 - [Dex] But? 1935 01:20:11,067 --> 01:20:14,724 - But I can't control everything in my life. 1936 01:20:14,724 --> 01:20:16,634 It took a lot of pain and some time 1937 01:20:16,634 --> 01:20:19,177 to learn that lesson, but I learned it. 1938 01:20:19,177 --> 01:20:20,643 I do still feel a void there from time 1939 01:20:20,643 --> 01:20:23,320 to time, but I do the best with what I have. 1940 01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:24,988 - [Dex] So you're not happy? 1941 01:20:24,988 --> 01:20:27,590 - Of course I'm happy! 1942 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:30,156 I mean what is your point? 1943 01:20:30,156 --> 01:20:31,499 - I've been doing a lot of thinking 1944 01:20:31,499 --> 01:20:35,276 lately and I realized I'm not happy. 1945 01:20:35,276 --> 01:20:36,659 I know I'm usually not very good 1946 01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:37,999 at expressing my feelings. 1947 01:20:37,999 --> 01:20:39,827 - Oh, you have feelings now? 1948 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:41,161 - Apparently so. 1949 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:43,899 Max and Tasha break up and the 1950 01:20:43,899 --> 01:20:46,421 inevitable end to my end with (mumbles). 1951 01:20:46,421 --> 01:20:47,355 - Fifi. 1952 01:20:47,355 --> 01:20:48,188 - [Dex] Fiona. 1953 01:20:48,188 --> 01:20:49,417 - Fifi. 1954 01:20:49,417 --> 01:20:52,551 - Made me realize how lifeless I've been. 1955 01:20:52,551 --> 01:20:54,865 Life was more, I felt more creative, 1956 01:20:54,865 --> 01:20:57,516 more alive when I had less money. 1957 01:20:57,516 --> 01:21:00,319 Life was more urgent, you know? 1958 01:21:00,319 --> 01:21:03,612 Guess that whole RC thing has brought it into focus. 1959 01:21:03,612 --> 01:21:05,364 Money sucks. 1960 01:21:05,364 --> 01:21:06,665 - That's your point? 1961 01:21:06,665 --> 01:21:08,250 Your point is that money sucks? 1962 01:21:08,250 --> 01:21:10,284 - No, my point is I'm tired of feeling numb. 1963 01:21:10,284 --> 01:21:11,506 - Oh my God, Dex. 1964 01:21:11,506 --> 01:21:13,502 - I wanna live with that fearlessness I had before 1965 01:21:13,502 --> 01:21:15,900 I made money, I don't wanna be, as my mom says, 1966 01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:17,972 "a passive observer in my own life" anymore. 1967 01:21:17,972 --> 01:21:18,947 - Well get up off your ass 1968 01:21:18,947 --> 01:21:22,780 and find something that-- - Just let me finish. 1969 01:21:23,706 --> 01:21:25,455 I wanna do a lot of this living, 1970 01:21:25,455 --> 01:21:27,955 loving, and learning with you. 1971 01:21:29,035 --> 01:21:30,419 - Do you know how long I've waited 1972 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,574 to hear those words come from you? 1973 01:21:32,574 --> 01:21:34,278 But I'm not trying to be your rebound 1974 01:21:34,278 --> 01:21:36,555 thing just because you're lonely. 1975 01:21:36,555 --> 01:21:38,100 Now they say you're supposed to 1976 01:21:38,100 --> 01:21:39,485 bury the dead body from your old 1977 01:21:39,485 --> 01:21:41,032 relationship before you start a new one 1978 01:21:41,032 --> 01:21:42,699 and maybe that's what you should do. 1979 01:21:42,699 --> 01:21:46,235 Until then, you have the stinkin' stench 1980 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:49,152 of a rotten dead frog all over you. 1981 01:21:51,776 --> 01:21:53,168 - The old stinky body, huh? 1982 01:21:53,168 --> 01:21:54,671 - The old stinky body. 1983 01:21:54,671 --> 01:21:56,906 - That's fair enough. 1984 01:21:56,906 --> 01:21:58,288 You know how I feel. 1985 01:21:58,288 --> 01:22:00,484 I'm willing to risk if the answer's no. 1986 01:22:00,484 --> 01:22:02,984 Just do me a favor, por favor? 1987 01:22:03,978 --> 01:22:07,599 Lower the armor slightly, let me sliver in? 1988 01:22:07,599 --> 01:22:09,632 Course after I do a little grave digging. 1989 01:22:09,632 --> 01:22:11,379 - Well anything's possible. 1990 01:22:11,379 --> 01:22:14,107 But I know I need a shower and 1991 01:22:14,107 --> 01:22:15,694 I'm feeling a little sweaty and 1992 01:22:15,694 --> 01:22:18,622 a little lightheaded after your outpouring. 1993 01:22:18,622 --> 01:22:21,020 Give me 15 minutes and we'll do lunch. 1994 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:25,289 - That's something, I can still make you sweat. 1995 01:22:25,289 --> 01:22:26,588 - Should I bring the antacid? 1996 01:22:26,588 --> 01:22:27,972 - I don't know, Dex, are we stopping 1997 01:22:27,972 --> 01:22:29,518 at Taco Shack on the way? 1998 01:22:29,518 --> 01:22:30,351 - No. 1999 01:22:30,351 --> 01:22:31,185 Well maybe. 2000 01:22:31,185 --> 01:22:32,478 You might as well bring it anyway. 2001 01:22:32,478 --> 01:22:34,269 My mom's making some Bolivian fertility stew 2002 01:22:34,269 --> 01:22:36,180 in her never-ending quest for grandchildren. 2003 01:22:36,180 --> 01:22:38,210 - At least your parents will be geeked to see Ana. 2004 01:22:38,210 --> 01:22:39,433 - Geeked? 2005 01:22:39,433 --> 01:22:41,504 What are they teaching you at that rinky dinky college? 2006 01:22:41,504 --> 01:22:42,722 - Learning and shit. 2007 01:22:42,722 --> 01:22:43,984 - Learning and shit? 2008 01:22:43,984 --> 01:22:45,449 Great, you're speaking Maxese. 2009 01:22:45,449 --> 01:22:46,827 Your parents are gonna be thrilled. 2010 01:22:46,827 --> 01:22:47,661 - Hey! 2011 01:22:47,661 --> 01:22:48,494 Leave her be. 2012 01:22:48,494 --> 01:22:49,718 You know how much pressure she's 2013 01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:51,100 under with her parents and shit. 2014 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,644 - Yeah you guys, on second thought, 2015 01:22:52,644 --> 01:22:54,634 can't I just stay with you guys at Dex's place? 2016 01:22:54,634 --> 01:22:58,334 - Oh Kimchi, it's not gonna be that bad. 2017 01:22:58,334 --> 01:22:59,167 I promise. 2018 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:02,143 - [Sonya] Okay. 2019 01:23:06,378 --> 01:23:08,007 - Swing your partner, do si do, 2020 01:23:08,007 --> 01:23:10,283 I'm going to the country with two lesbos! 2021 01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:12,315 Yeehaw, wahoo! (laughing) 2022 01:23:12,315 --> 01:23:14,719 - (hick accent) That's right, darn tootin'! 2023 01:23:14,719 --> 01:23:16,304 Swing your lesbo, kiss her on the nose, 2024 01:23:16,304 --> 01:23:18,296 if she acts up, bite off her toes! 2025 01:23:18,296 --> 01:23:20,492 - I must be out of my mind getting back into this loony bin. 2026 01:23:20,492 --> 01:23:22,484 - Swing my partner, her name is Max. 2027 01:23:22,484 --> 01:23:25,050 Guess I'm not straight, but I face the facts! 2028 01:23:25,050 --> 01:23:26,555 Woohoo! 2029 01:23:26,555 --> 01:23:28,060 - Swing your partner to and fro, 2030 01:23:28,060 --> 01:23:30,771 I hope you're mad 'cause it's time to go! 2031 01:23:30,771 --> 01:23:31,991 - All right. 2032 01:23:31,991 --> 01:23:32,844 - Okay. 2033 01:23:32,844 --> 01:23:33,677 - Yeehaw! 2034 01:23:34,845 --> 01:23:35,678 Road trip! 2035 01:23:36,875 --> 01:23:38,875 (alternative rock music) 2036 01:23:45,151 --> 01:23:45,984 Here I go. 2037 01:23:49,130 --> 01:23:50,463 - For good luck. 2038 01:23:54,824 --> 01:23:56,241 I'll walk around. 2039 01:23:57,175 --> 01:23:58,679 - Bye guys. 2040 01:23:58,679 --> 01:23:59,776 - Bye, good luck! 2041 01:23:59,776 --> 01:24:03,028 - Good luck, little grasshopper. 2042 01:24:03,028 --> 01:24:04,776 - Gosh, wow, I didn't even know 2043 01:24:04,776 --> 01:24:06,442 they got so serious. 2044 01:24:07,294 --> 01:24:08,354 I mean I like Tasha, 2045 01:24:08,354 --> 01:24:10,917 but they make the cutest couple. 2046 01:24:10,917 --> 01:24:12,584 - [Dex] Yeah, it's disgusting, isn't it? 2047 01:24:12,584 --> 01:24:13,884 - [Ana] No, not at all, as a matter 2048 01:24:13,884 --> 01:24:15,672 of fact that's what I want. 2049 01:24:15,672 --> 01:24:18,435 Cute and disgusting, I want it all. 2050 01:24:18,435 --> 01:24:19,435 - Yes, boss. 2051 01:24:21,038 --> 01:24:22,955 - [Ana] Here she comes. 2052 01:24:24,083 --> 01:24:25,666 How was everything? 2053 01:24:28,546 --> 01:24:32,713 - Telling the parents, I mean that's the hardest part. 2054 01:24:33,915 --> 01:24:36,028 - Oh hey there, gorgeous! 2055 01:24:36,028 --> 01:24:37,491 - I know you're not talking to me. 2056 01:24:37,491 --> 01:24:38,588 - Of course not. 2057 01:24:38,588 --> 01:24:39,971 - Good to see you! - Hi, Ana! 2058 01:24:39,971 --> 01:24:41,512 - And Max! - Hi. 2059 01:24:41,512 --> 01:24:43,627 - Oh you girls look great! 2060 01:24:43,627 --> 01:24:44,460 - Thanks. 2061 01:24:45,482 --> 01:24:47,889 - My Panamanian stew's all ready, come on in! 2062 01:24:47,889 --> 01:24:49,473 - I thought you said Bolivian. 2063 01:24:49,473 --> 01:24:52,195 - Panama, you know, Panama! 2064 01:24:52,195 --> 01:24:53,699 Like our song? 2065 01:24:53,699 --> 01:24:55,082 ♫ Padded bra 2066 01:24:55,082 --> 01:24:56,624 - Let it out girl, there's gonna be 2067 01:24:56,624 --> 01:24:59,347 some serious singing tonight! ♫ Padded bra 2068 01:24:59,347 --> 01:25:01,014 (rock music) 2069 01:25:01,014 --> 01:25:02,098 ♫ Padded bra 2070 01:25:03,824 --> 01:25:05,412 - Max, I'm gonna shave your armpits 2071 01:25:05,412 --> 01:25:08,378 tonight when you're sleeping. 2072 01:25:08,378 --> 01:25:10,370 ♫ Padded bra ♫ 2073 01:25:10,370 --> 01:25:11,873 - I don't know what you put in that stew mom, 2074 01:25:11,873 --> 01:25:13,335 but something's dancing in my pants. 2075 01:25:13,335 --> 01:25:14,838 - Oh I'm glad it's working. 2076 01:25:14,838 --> 01:25:15,895 - I'm just saying. 2077 01:25:15,895 --> 01:25:16,871 - Take a video. 2078 01:25:16,871 --> 01:25:18,376 - Right, well I would love to sit here 2079 01:25:18,376 --> 01:25:19,761 and sing a bunch of show tunes with you ma, 2080 01:25:19,761 --> 01:25:21,141 but I think I'm gonna go help dad 2081 01:25:21,141 --> 01:25:22,156 with that puzzle he said he was 2082 01:25:22,156 --> 01:25:23,423 having so much trouble with, dad? 2083 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:24,397 - Oh yeah yeah yeah. 2084 01:25:24,397 --> 01:25:25,495 - All right, go go. 2085 01:25:25,495 --> 01:25:27,122 You help him with that farkakte puzzle. 2086 01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:28,111 - See you boys later. 2087 01:25:28,111 --> 01:25:28,944 - Okay. 2088 01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:32,466 - I don't even know how you can do those things. 2089 01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:33,299 Got everything? 2090 01:25:33,299 --> 01:25:34,132 - Yeah. 2091 01:25:34,132 --> 01:25:35,107 - Okay, thank you girls. 2092 01:25:35,107 --> 01:25:35,940 - You're welcome. 2093 01:25:35,940 --> 01:25:37,057 - [Sarah] Just put it on the counter. 2094 01:25:37,057 --> 01:25:38,389 - Okay. 2095 01:25:38,389 --> 01:25:42,048 - So this is what you're having trouble with? 2096 01:25:42,048 --> 01:25:43,957 - I'm not having trouble, I just began. 2097 01:25:43,957 --> 01:25:45,219 - Sure. 2098 01:25:45,219 --> 01:25:46,406 - But you can help me. 2099 01:25:46,406 --> 01:25:47,508 - All right, all right. 2100 01:25:47,508 --> 01:25:49,701 - Okay, one step at a time, one step at a time. 2101 01:25:49,701 --> 01:25:53,037 - So Ana, can I officially call 2102 01:25:53,037 --> 01:25:55,152 you and Dex a couple? 2103 01:25:55,152 --> 01:25:56,818 - Well I don't know about that, 2104 01:25:56,818 --> 01:26:00,195 but we are exploring the possibility 2105 01:26:00,195 --> 01:26:03,771 of doing something sometime somewhere. 2106 01:26:03,771 --> 01:26:05,720 - Oh my God, Ana, come on, you gotta grab 2107 01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:09,104 him by the balls and pull him into reality. 2108 01:26:09,104 --> 01:26:11,382 - Are you telling me to manhandle your son? 2109 01:26:11,382 --> 01:26:13,212 - Well someone has to. 2110 01:26:13,212 --> 01:26:15,122 - Well if you say so. 2111 01:26:15,122 --> 01:26:16,585 - You tell it like it is, mama. 2112 01:26:16,585 --> 01:26:17,804 - Mmmhm! 2113 01:26:17,804 --> 01:26:19,389 - Who's yo mama, who's yo mama-- 2114 01:26:19,389 --> 01:26:21,667 - No no no no, I prefer grandmother in waiting. 2115 01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:23,296 Grandma. 2116 01:26:23,296 --> 01:26:24,842 - Who's yo grandma, who's yo grandma, 2117 01:26:24,842 --> 01:26:26,838 who's yo grandma, ooo! - who's yo grandma, ooo! 2118 01:26:26,838 --> 01:26:30,131 Who's yo grandma, who's yo grandma, who's yo grandma! 2119 01:26:30,131 --> 01:26:31,353 - Oh yeah! 2120 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:32,820 - What in the wide world of sports 2121 01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:35,623 are they doing in there? 2122 01:26:35,623 --> 01:26:37,535 - Looks like the Brooklyn Bump-A-Rump. 2123 01:26:37,535 --> 01:26:38,369 (laughing) 2124 01:26:39,280 --> 01:26:41,189 And an immigrant fertility dance. 2125 01:26:41,189 --> 01:26:42,287 - Oh yeah? 2126 01:26:42,287 --> 01:26:43,670 - You were conceived after one 2127 01:26:43,670 --> 01:26:45,867 of those many moons ago. 2128 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,700 - Nice image, thank you very much. 2129 01:26:49,779 --> 01:26:51,571 So dad, I have a problem I wanted 2130 01:26:51,571 --> 01:26:54,461 to talk to you about, I recently have 2131 01:26:54,461 --> 01:26:57,378 had a cash flow problem at the bar. 2132 01:26:59,509 --> 01:27:01,946 It turns out someone stole from me. 2133 01:27:01,946 --> 01:27:03,453 - Dex, how many times have I told you, 2134 01:27:03,453 --> 01:27:04,920 you cannot be an absentee owner 2135 01:27:04,920 --> 01:27:06,708 and live off the labor of others. 2136 01:27:06,708 --> 01:27:08,009 - Yes, lesson learned, Ana's told me 2137 01:27:08,009 --> 01:27:09,350 that several times actually. 2138 01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:12,844 - Yeah, well I've always liked Ana. 2139 01:27:12,844 --> 01:27:14,599 You should listen to her more. 2140 01:27:14,599 --> 01:27:16,106 - Due to all my good fortune, I've decided to 2141 01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:19,064 lease the club to my new manager Lumberjack. 2142 01:27:19,064 --> 01:27:20,971 So I just need a short term loan, 2143 01:27:20,971 --> 01:27:23,044 like a month or two max until I 2144 01:27:23,044 --> 01:27:24,507 get the lease finalized and some 2145 01:27:24,507 --> 01:27:26,456 of the stolen money back. 2146 01:27:26,456 --> 01:27:30,456 - You know Dex, I live by three simple truisms. 2147 01:27:31,335 --> 01:27:34,867 You reap what you sow, karma is a boomerang, 2148 01:27:34,867 --> 01:27:37,021 and the Bush family are criminals. 2149 01:27:37,021 --> 01:27:39,063 - Can we sorta stick to the subject? 2150 01:27:39,063 --> 01:27:40,403 - Maybe this whole thing's happening 2151 01:27:40,403 --> 01:27:42,029 for a reason, did you ever think of that? 2152 01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:45,483 Maybe this is a blessing in disguise for you. 2153 01:27:45,483 --> 01:27:47,109 Maybe what you need to do is get out 2154 01:27:47,109 --> 01:27:48,447 there into that mediocre world 2155 01:27:48,447 --> 01:27:49,789 and make a mark for yourself and 2156 01:27:49,789 --> 01:27:52,718 get some passion in your life. 2157 01:27:52,718 --> 01:27:54,750 Like those people in there, take a look. 2158 01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:55,886 Look at the joy. 2159 01:27:55,886 --> 01:27:58,817 Look at the enthusiasm, the bootys. 2160 01:27:58,817 --> 01:28:00,241 Dex, when was the last time you let 2161 01:28:00,241 --> 01:28:03,500 loose and shook it up danced like that? 2162 01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:05,938 - Well hopefully I've never danced like that. 2163 01:28:05,938 --> 01:28:08,417 - You see, that's the problem. 2164 01:28:08,417 --> 01:28:10,166 You let loose with the booty and 2165 01:28:10,166 --> 01:28:12,034 the heart and the mind will follow. 2166 01:28:12,034 --> 01:28:15,451 Believe me, I know of which I speak. 2167 01:28:15,451 --> 01:28:17,441 Your mother's booty's kept me young for many years. 2168 01:28:17,441 --> 01:28:19,231 - All right, yeah, I... 2169 01:28:19,231 --> 01:28:22,240 I get the point without the visual, okay? 2170 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:25,009 - How much we talking about? 2171 01:28:25,009 --> 01:28:25,843 - $20,000? 2172 01:28:27,367 --> 01:28:28,201 American. 2173 01:28:29,893 --> 01:28:30,726 - $20,000? 2174 01:28:33,794 --> 01:28:34,627 $20,000. 2175 01:28:36,476 --> 01:28:38,349 I'll make you a deal, okay? 2176 01:28:38,349 --> 01:28:39,516 You listening? 2177 01:28:40,793 --> 01:28:42,867 If you get up, right now, and go in 2178 01:28:42,867 --> 01:28:44,288 there and dance with your mother 2179 01:28:44,288 --> 01:28:46,445 and her rump bumpers in there, 2180 01:28:46,445 --> 01:28:48,681 I will consider it a step in the 2181 01:28:48,681 --> 01:28:52,014 right direction and a worthy investment. 2182 01:28:53,563 --> 01:28:55,391 - Couldn't I just write you an IOU? 2183 01:28:55,391 --> 01:28:58,297 - No, you've gotta get up, on your feet, 2184 01:28:58,297 --> 01:29:00,004 get in there, shake your booty, 2185 01:29:00,004 --> 01:29:01,920 and move those puppies. 2186 01:29:04,068 --> 01:29:05,151 - Fine, fine. 2187 01:29:07,166 --> 01:29:08,833 Here I come, ladies. 2188 01:29:10,532 --> 01:29:12,071 - [Ana] Who's yo grandma! 2189 01:29:12,071 --> 01:29:15,040 - Who's yo grandma, who's yo grandma, who's yo grandma! 2190 01:29:15,040 --> 01:29:16,040 (rock music) 2191 01:29:20,191 --> 01:29:21,525 - That's my boy! 2192 01:29:22,467 --> 01:29:24,907 Who's his mama, who's his mama, who's his mama! 2193 01:29:24,907 --> 01:29:27,059 You shake that thing I gave you, Dex! 2194 01:29:27,059 --> 01:29:27,893 (cheering) 2195 01:29:34,388 --> 01:29:35,769 - Let me go get some dessert. 2196 01:29:35,769 --> 01:29:37,513 - Oh no, that's okay, I'll get it in a minute. 2197 01:29:37,513 --> 01:29:39,180 Just sit, I wanted to talk to you for a minute. 2198 01:29:39,180 --> 01:29:41,013 - Sit sit sit sit sit. 2199 01:29:41,982 --> 01:29:43,771 - What is it, honey? 2200 01:29:43,771 --> 01:29:45,521 Is everything okay? 2201 01:29:45,521 --> 01:29:46,902 - Everything's fine. 2202 01:29:46,902 --> 01:29:49,099 I'm healthy, I'm happy, I'm eating. 2203 01:29:49,099 --> 01:29:50,035 - That's good. 2204 01:29:50,035 --> 01:29:52,118 - Too skinny, too skinny! 2205 01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:54,996 - I just wanted to start by saying 2206 01:29:54,996 --> 01:29:56,584 that I've been giving this a lot 2207 01:29:56,584 --> 01:29:58,414 of thought, and in fact I've been 2208 01:29:58,414 --> 01:30:00,914 agonizing over this for weeks. 2209 01:30:02,811 --> 01:30:05,811 - Sonya, what are you talking about? 2210 01:30:06,749 --> 01:30:09,353 - All right, all right, okay. 2211 01:30:09,353 --> 01:30:11,352 Okay, okay, after living with Dex 2212 01:30:11,352 --> 01:30:14,648 in New York, I've fallen in love 2213 01:30:14,648 --> 01:30:17,693 with his roommate Max and I want to 2214 01:30:17,693 --> 01:30:19,886 move in with him in the loft and 2215 01:30:19,886 --> 01:30:21,965 stay in New York. 2216 01:30:21,965 --> 01:30:24,652 - Wait wait, wait a minute. 2217 01:30:24,652 --> 01:30:26,315 You told us that you were gonna stay 2218 01:30:26,315 --> 01:30:29,691 with Dex until you find your own place. 2219 01:30:29,691 --> 01:30:31,032 Now you're telling us you wanna 2220 01:30:31,032 --> 01:30:32,292 move in with this guy Max? 2221 01:30:32,292 --> 01:30:33,758 We don't even know this guy Max! 2222 01:30:33,758 --> 01:30:34,695 Is he Korean? 2223 01:30:34,695 --> 01:30:37,111 - Well no, Max is not Korean. 2224 01:30:39,694 --> 01:30:42,278 Max is not a guy, she's a girl. 2225 01:30:45,146 --> 01:30:46,653 - What? 2226 01:30:46,653 --> 01:30:48,238 What are you saying? 2227 01:30:48,238 --> 01:30:50,238 What are you telling us? 2228 01:30:51,449 --> 01:30:52,956 - You... 2229 01:30:52,956 --> 01:30:54,040 Sleep with... 2230 01:30:54,908 --> 01:30:56,290 Woman?! 2231 01:30:56,290 --> 01:30:59,260 - No no, no, no we haven't! 2232 01:30:59,260 --> 01:31:00,641 We've just been dating and we've 2233 01:31:00,641 --> 01:31:02,231 been taking it really slowly because 2234 01:31:02,231 --> 01:31:03,571 she knows just how important it 2235 01:31:03,571 --> 01:31:06,802 is for me to have your support. 2236 01:31:06,802 --> 01:31:08,444 - I will never approve of this. 2237 01:31:08,444 --> 01:31:10,356 In fact, you're not going back to New York! 2238 01:31:10,356 --> 01:31:11,855 It was all your fault, you allow her 2239 01:31:11,855 --> 01:31:13,522 to go and move, it was your idea! 2240 01:31:13,522 --> 01:31:15,025 In fact you can forget about school, 2241 01:31:15,025 --> 01:31:17,058 your car, allowance, you're gonna stay 2242 01:31:17,058 --> 01:31:19,496 here until you get your head cleared, huh?! 2243 01:31:19,496 --> 01:31:21,287 - No listen, I don't need to clear my mind, 2244 01:31:21,287 --> 01:31:25,070 I have given this a lot of thought, okay? 2245 01:31:25,070 --> 01:31:26,902 It's just I respect you-- 2246 01:31:26,902 --> 01:31:28,284 - This is how you show respect?! 2247 01:31:28,284 --> 01:31:29,827 This is the opposite of respect 2248 01:31:29,827 --> 01:31:33,564 and we don't have to show you respect! 2249 01:31:33,564 --> 01:31:37,170 - Sonya, think about what you're saying! 2250 01:31:37,170 --> 01:31:41,568 - Listen, it's not about boy or girl, it's her. 2251 01:31:41,568 --> 01:31:43,563 I'm in love with her, you have to understand 2252 01:31:43,563 --> 01:31:46,936 that she really sees me, she really hears me. 2253 01:31:46,936 --> 01:31:48,448 She's opened this whole world inside 2254 01:31:48,448 --> 01:31:50,320 of me that I didn't even know was there. 2255 01:31:50,320 --> 01:31:53,533 I've never felt so alive and so happy in my life, 2256 01:31:53,533 --> 01:31:55,484 I finally feel like I know who I am! 2257 01:31:55,484 --> 01:31:58,415 - Well we don't know who you are anymore, huh?! 2258 01:31:58,415 --> 01:32:00,404 In fact, you know what we want? 2259 01:32:00,404 --> 01:32:02,031 We want you to go to counseling! 2260 01:32:02,031 --> 01:32:05,036 Get rid of this hyper-sexuality! 2261 01:32:05,036 --> 01:32:08,126 - [Voiceover] Your hyper-sexuality. 2262 01:32:08,126 --> 01:32:10,626 Sonya, you're asking too much! 2263 01:32:12,270 --> 01:32:14,687 We cannot accept, I am sorry! 2264 01:32:17,802 --> 01:32:19,142 - Argh! 2265 01:32:19,142 --> 01:32:20,226 - Dad, daddy! 2266 01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:28,874 - Ooooo, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 2267 01:32:32,289 --> 01:32:33,122 - Busted. 2268 01:32:34,162 --> 01:32:34,995 (laughing) 2269 01:32:36,805 --> 01:32:39,451 - Hey, is any sign of Sonya? 2270 01:32:39,451 --> 01:32:40,618 - No, not yet. 2271 01:32:42,055 --> 01:32:44,055 - God I hope she's okay. 2272 01:32:45,433 --> 01:32:46,599 - She will be. 2273 01:32:49,822 --> 01:32:50,989 (horse neighs) 2274 01:33:01,465 --> 01:33:05,086 - So you stole Dex's old hiding place. 2275 01:33:05,086 --> 01:33:06,550 - Hey! 2276 01:33:06,550 --> 01:33:09,931 Oh my God, Biscuit, you made it. 2277 01:33:09,931 --> 01:33:10,764 Oh my God. 2278 01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:13,629 How are you? 2279 01:33:13,629 --> 01:33:14,545 - I'm okay. 2280 01:33:15,704 --> 01:33:18,038 It was a rough night, but... 2281 01:33:19,569 --> 01:33:20,994 I'm here. 2282 01:33:20,994 --> 01:33:22,327 - Honey, really? 2283 01:33:24,001 --> 01:33:26,084 - Believe it or not, yes. 2284 01:33:28,112 --> 01:33:31,084 Dex says he has a surprise for us. 2285 01:33:31,084 --> 01:33:32,102 Let's go. 2286 01:33:32,102 --> 01:33:33,852 - Lead the way, baby. 2287 01:33:38,568 --> 01:33:41,049 - [Dex] Hello, parentals. 2288 01:33:41,049 --> 01:33:44,342 I'm just waiting for Max and, oh, there they are. 2289 01:33:44,342 --> 01:33:46,785 After years and years of killing 2290 01:33:46,785 --> 01:33:48,737 brain cells with alcohol and literally 2291 01:33:48,737 --> 01:33:50,937 chewing every single page of this, 2292 01:33:50,937 --> 01:33:53,603 I finally, this is hard to say, 2293 01:33:54,839 --> 01:33:56,747 finished my book. 2294 01:33:56,747 --> 01:33:58,335 (cheering) 2295 01:33:58,335 --> 01:34:00,122 - [Max] Tell them what it's called, Doofus! 2296 01:34:00,122 --> 01:34:01,385 - Manhattan Minutiae. 2297 01:34:01,385 --> 01:34:02,807 It's a selection of essays on the 2298 01:34:02,807 --> 01:34:05,570 battlefield we call dating in New York. 2299 01:34:05,570 --> 01:34:09,559 - It's fantastic, it's really great news! 2300 01:34:09,559 --> 01:34:13,342 - I would like to read the dedication. 2301 01:34:13,342 --> 01:34:15,292 To my parents, Carl and Sarah, 2302 01:34:15,292 --> 01:34:17,649 for all their love and dynamic DNA. 2303 01:34:17,649 --> 01:34:21,187 To Max, for all the heart and support all these years, 2304 01:34:21,187 --> 01:34:23,411 and to Ana for the soul and passion 2305 01:34:23,411 --> 01:34:25,495 I had forgotten I needed. 2306 01:34:26,785 --> 01:34:28,902 Let the crying begin. 2307 01:34:28,902 --> 01:34:30,488 - Aww. 2308 01:34:30,488 --> 01:34:32,988 (gentle acoustic guitar music) 2309 01:34:38,621 --> 01:34:39,595 I'm proud of you son. 2310 01:34:39,595 --> 01:34:41,156 - Thanks dad. 2311 01:34:41,156 --> 01:34:43,719 - [Sonya] So I don't know, they're angry. 2312 01:34:43,719 --> 01:34:44,802 Disappointed. 2313 01:34:46,039 --> 01:34:48,436 But they didn't lock me in my room or anything. 2314 01:34:48,436 --> 01:34:49,897 - Phew. 2315 01:34:49,897 --> 01:34:51,280 - They didn't kill me. 2316 01:34:51,280 --> 01:34:52,280 - Thank God. 2317 01:34:55,509 --> 01:34:56,759 - So who knows. 2318 01:34:59,700 --> 01:35:02,828 - Wow, dude, that's so crazy. 2319 01:35:02,828 --> 01:35:06,281 It took a lot of real guts, man. 2320 01:35:06,281 --> 01:35:08,364 Shows a lot of character. 2321 01:35:09,617 --> 01:35:12,033 I am so proud to be with you. 2322 01:35:15,676 --> 01:35:18,843 - Can you show me then just how proud? 2323 01:35:29,861 --> 01:35:30,695 - Okay. 2324 01:35:41,082 --> 01:35:42,332 (monkey noises) 2325 01:35:45,475 --> 01:35:46,975 - Captain Caveman! 2326 01:35:53,576 --> 01:35:54,409 (laughing) 2327 01:36:09,328 --> 01:36:11,661 (playful growling) (giggling) 2328 01:36:24,837 --> 01:36:26,170 Captain Caveman! 2329 01:36:32,444 --> 01:36:35,194 - Poetry and grace have found me. 2330 01:36:39,841 --> 01:36:42,841 - Willed into my way with a whisper. 2331 01:36:50,703 --> 01:36:52,703 (alternative rock music) 2332 01:36:54,073 --> 01:36:56,066 - [Ana] (sighs), good morning! 2333 01:36:56,066 --> 01:36:57,569 - Good morning. 2334 01:36:57,569 --> 01:36:59,474 How did you sleep? 2335 01:36:59,474 --> 01:37:01,211 - Oh I slept very very well, thank you. 2336 01:37:01,211 --> 01:37:02,044 - Really? 2337 01:37:02,044 --> 01:37:03,660 Do tell. 2338 01:37:03,660 --> 01:37:06,324 - I cannot tell you, you are Dex's mother. 2339 01:37:06,324 --> 01:37:08,720 - Hey, can we crash this party, huh? 2340 01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:12,185 - Oh wow, look what the cat dragged in. 2341 01:37:12,185 --> 01:37:13,688 - I slept so well here. 2342 01:37:13,688 --> 01:37:15,033 - She sure did. 2343 01:37:15,033 --> 01:37:16,822 - Quiet you. 2344 01:37:16,822 --> 01:37:19,058 - Oh we bet you did. 2345 01:37:19,058 --> 01:37:20,159 - [Sonya] Quiet you! 2346 01:37:20,159 --> 01:37:21,825 - "Captain Caveman!" 2347 01:37:23,326 --> 01:37:24,549 (laughing) 2348 01:37:24,549 --> 01:37:25,726 - Oh really now? 2349 01:37:25,726 --> 01:37:27,274 Look who's talking trash now. 2350 01:37:27,274 --> 01:37:28,740 I guess it's official, huh? 2351 01:37:28,740 --> 01:37:30,123 - Oh yeah, she's a member of 2352 01:37:30,123 --> 01:37:32,523 the Skank Sister Sorority. 2353 01:37:32,523 --> 01:37:33,946 - Thank you very much. 2354 01:37:33,946 --> 01:37:36,632 - Oh I love these skank sisters! 2355 01:37:36,632 --> 01:37:38,882 (laughing) You are my girls! 2356 01:37:40,304 --> 01:37:42,283 - I think I like being a skank sister. 2357 01:37:42,283 --> 01:37:43,367 - Absolutely. 2358 01:37:44,689 --> 01:37:45,950 - [Voiceover] Appearing for the 2359 01:37:45,950 --> 01:37:48,063 first time at the new MindField, 2360 01:37:48,063 --> 01:37:51,032 let's hear it for Megaslut! 2361 01:37:51,032 --> 01:37:51,865 (applause) 2362 01:37:57,833 --> 01:38:00,666 - This song was stolen from an ex. 2363 01:38:02,138 --> 01:38:04,805 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me 2364 01:38:05,719 --> 01:38:08,885 ♫ Healed me, touched me, and warmed me 2365 01:38:09,746 --> 01:38:11,996 ♫ Release me so I could see 2366 01:38:13,770 --> 01:38:14,603 ♫ Me 2367 01:38:17,874 --> 01:38:20,541 ♫ Dreams and magic have found me 2368 01:38:21,616 --> 01:38:24,282 ♫ Surrounded my soul with a song 2369 01:38:25,767 --> 01:38:29,680 ♫ Carry carefully by bashful (mumbles) 2370 01:38:29,680 --> 01:38:32,347 ♫ Then one last spirit arouse me 2371 01:38:33,707 --> 01:38:36,374 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me 2372 01:38:37,572 --> 01:38:40,405 ♫ Healed me, touched me, warmed me 2373 01:38:41,472 --> 01:38:43,722 ♫ Release me so I could see 2374 01:38:45,743 --> 01:38:46,576 ♫ Me 2375 01:38:49,732 --> 01:38:50,565 ♫ Me 2376 01:38:53,554 --> 01:38:55,720 ♫ Release me so I could be 2377 01:38:57,739 --> 01:38:58,572 ♫ Free 2378 01:39:01,773 --> 01:39:03,606 (electric guitar solo) 2379 01:39:17,617 --> 01:39:20,283 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me 2380 01:39:21,682 --> 01:39:25,665 ♫ Healed me, touched me, and warmed me 2381 01:39:25,665 --> 01:39:27,915 ♫ Release me so I could see 2382 01:39:29,694 --> 01:39:30,527 ♫ Me 2383 01:39:33,846 --> 01:39:37,838 ♫ Healed me, touched me, and warmed me 2384 01:39:37,838 --> 01:39:40,421 ♫ Release me so I could be free 2385 01:39:41,946 --> 01:39:44,613 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me 2386 01:39:45,852 --> 01:39:47,352 ♫ Poetry and grace 2387 01:39:49,752 --> 01:39:51,252 ♫ Poetry and grace 2388 01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,113 ♫ Poetry and grace 2389 01:39:57,638 --> 01:39:59,138 ♫ Poetry and grace 2390 01:40:01,631 --> 01:40:03,131 ♫ Poetry and grace 2391 01:40:05,614 --> 01:40:07,114 ♫ Poetry and grace 2392 01:40:09,684 --> 01:40:12,517 ♫ Poetry and grace have found me ♫ 2393 01:40:19,983 --> 01:40:22,316 - [Voiceover] Megaslut rocks! 2394 01:40:23,278 --> 01:40:24,112 (applause) 2395 01:40:25,515 --> 01:40:26,515 (rock music) 2396 01:40:37,637 --> 01:40:39,220 ♫ Chica chica chica 2397 01:40:42,723 --> 01:40:46,343 ♫ You know me baby, I'm all divine 2398 01:40:46,343 --> 01:40:50,126 ♫ Cruising around town in my grandma's ride 2399 01:40:50,126 --> 01:40:53,254 ♫ Get your groove ready, I'll pick you up at five 2400 01:40:53,254 --> 01:40:56,390 ♫ So we can wah wah wah wah wah 2401 01:40:56,390 --> 01:41:00,898 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2402 01:41:00,898 --> 01:41:05,015 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2403 01:41:05,015 --> 01:41:08,880 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2404 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:12,821 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2405 01:41:12,821 --> 01:41:16,074 ♫ Be hooking you up in the craziest ways 2406 01:41:16,074 --> 01:41:18,491 ♫ So come on baby, make magic 2407 01:41:20,024 --> 01:41:23,971 ♫ (mumbles) working 'cause it's time to play 2408 01:41:23,971 --> 01:41:26,365 ♫ Wah wah wah wah wah 2409 01:41:26,365 --> 01:41:30,797 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2410 01:41:30,797 --> 01:41:34,746 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2411 01:41:34,746 --> 01:41:38,607 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2412 01:41:38,607 --> 01:41:42,357 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2413 01:41:49,994 --> 01:41:53,940 ♫ Let me tickle your fancy, baby walk your dog 2414 01:41:53,940 --> 01:41:57,356 ♫ Toss your salad 'cause it's all allowed 2415 01:41:57,356 --> 01:41:59,106 ♫ Wah wah wah wah wah 2416 01:42:00,730 --> 01:42:03,780 ♫ We're gonna wah wah wah wah wah 2417 01:42:03,780 --> 01:42:08,252 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2418 01:42:08,252 --> 01:42:12,320 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2419 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:15,611 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama 2420 01:42:15,611 --> 01:42:19,528 ♫ Who's yo mama, who's yo mama, who's yo mama ♫ 160308

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