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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,439 --> 00:00:28,432 [Rock music plays] 2 00:00:40,188 --> 00:00:42,986 [Barking] 3 00:00:43,057 --> 00:00:47,289 ♪ Somebody's drivin' my car ♪ 4 00:00:47,362 --> 00:00:51,230 ♪ Somebody's usin' my name ♪ 5 00:00:51,299 --> 00:00:55,463 ♪ Somebody's kissin' my girl ♪ 6 00:00:55,536 --> 00:00:58,664 ♪ So why am I doin' time? ♪ 7 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,970 ♪ This ain't no pink champagne ♪ 8 00:01:01,042 --> 00:01:02,771 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 9 00:01:02,844 --> 00:01:05,039 ♪ This is a ball and chain ♪ 10 00:01:05,113 --> 00:01:06,910 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 11 00:01:06,981 --> 00:01:09,142 ♪ This ain't no swank hotel ♪ 12 00:01:09,217 --> 00:01:10,946 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 13 00:01:11,018 --> 00:01:13,748 ♪ This is a mile-wide hell ♪ 14 00:01:13,821 --> 00:01:15,516 ♪ If it don't fit the crime ♪ 15 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:19,219 ♪ How come you get off, and I'm doin' time? ♪ 16 00:01:19,293 --> 00:01:22,285 [Guitar solo] 17 00:01:28,503 --> 00:01:32,769 ♪ Somebody bake me a cake ♪ 18 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,776 ♪ You'd better sneak in a file ♪ 19 00:01:36,844 --> 00:01:39,904 ♪ You'd better buy me a judge ♪ 20 00:01:39,981 --> 00:01:44,247 ♪ I've been set up, and I'm doin' time ♪ 21 00:01:44,318 --> 00:01:46,548 ♪ This ain't no pink champagne ♪ 22 00:01:46,621 --> 00:01:48,350 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 23 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:50,823 ♪ This is a ball and chain ♪ 24 00:01:50,892 --> 00:01:52,484 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 25 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,653 ♪ This ain't no swank hotel ♪ 26 00:01:54,729 --> 00:01:56,526 ♪ Doin' time ♪ 27 00:01:56,597 --> 00:02:00,693 ♪ This is a mile-wide hell ♪ 28 00:02:00,768 --> 00:02:05,034 ♪ Honey, please don't leave me hangin' here ♪ 29 00:02:05,106 --> 00:02:08,007 ♪ Can't you see the end is near? ♪ 30 00:02:08,075 --> 00:02:09,508 ♪ Its a crime ♪ 31 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:13,445 ♪ You get off, and I'm doin' time ♪ 32 00:02:17,118 --> 00:02:19,882 - [Crickets chirp] - Bobby, run! 33 00:02:19,954 --> 00:02:22,047 Hold it! Red light! 34 00:02:22,123 --> 00:02:26,082 Green light! Go! 35 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,152 [Mechanical whirring] 36 00:02:32,266 --> 00:02:33,426 [Grunts] 37 00:02:36,337 --> 00:02:39,101 [Whirring continues] 38 00:02:39,173 --> 00:02:40,834 [Muttering] 39 00:02:46,380 --> 00:02:48,575 Okay, go! Let's go! 40 00:02:48,649 --> 00:02:50,276 Red light. 41 00:02:50,351 --> 00:02:51,841 Green light. 42 00:02:55,356 --> 00:02:56,687 [Billy club bangs] 43 00:02:56,757 --> 00:02:58,247 [Shoe squeaks] 44 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:04,691 Did you hear that? 45 00:03:04,765 --> 00:03:07,996 It came from over there. 46 00:03:08,069 --> 00:03:10,469 [Whirring continues] 47 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:13,701 - [Handle jiggles] - Locked. 48 00:03:14,942 --> 00:03:17,376 [Whirring intensifies] 49 00:03:17,445 --> 00:03:19,037 Freeze! 50 00:03:19,113 --> 00:03:21,980 Oh, hi, fellas. 51 00:03:22,049 --> 00:03:24,540 [Machine whirring] 52 00:03:32,059 --> 00:03:33,321 Hi. 53 00:03:33,394 --> 00:03:36,261 Ernest, how many times do I have to tell you 54 00:03:36,330 --> 00:03:37,729 about bank procedure? 55 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,633 Do you realize you could've caused 56 00:03:40,701 --> 00:03:43,397 a serious accident here, perhaps even a blood bath? 57 00:03:43,471 --> 00:03:44,699 [Exhales deeply] 58 00:03:44,772 --> 00:03:47,798 This man is a coiled cobra ready to strike 59 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:49,274 at the slightest irregularity. 60 00:03:49,343 --> 00:03:51,208 I'm sorry, fellas. 61 00:03:51,279 --> 00:03:53,873 - [Flicking rapidly] - I-I just got to workin' on this old polisher switch, 62 00:03:53,948 --> 00:03:55,882 and I just forgot. 63 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,418 Okay. 64 00:03:58,486 --> 00:03:59,976 I'm gonna let you off this time 65 00:04:00,054 --> 00:04:02,284 because you're one of us and you work at the bank. 66 00:04:02,356 --> 00:04:04,620 Yeah. 67 00:04:04,692 --> 00:04:06,990 But I won't always have this job. 68 00:04:07,061 --> 00:04:11,657 Someday I'll be able to wield the financial muscle 69 00:04:11,732 --> 00:04:12,994 of this institution. 70 00:04:13,067 --> 00:04:15,001 I'll be able to move assets around 71 00:04:15,069 --> 00:04:18,095 like chessmen on a financial chessboard. 72 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:22,199 Someday corporate managers will shudder in their wingtips 73 00:04:22,276 --> 00:04:26,372 at my approach, for I will be... a bank clerk. 74 00:04:26,447 --> 00:04:28,039 - [Polisher roars] - Aah! 75 00:04:28,115 --> 00:04:31,551 [Motor revving] 76 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:33,211 Ow! Ow! 77 00:04:33,287 --> 00:04:36,188 A- A-A-A-A-Ah! 78 00:04:36,257 --> 00:04:37,781 [Crash] 79 00:04:37,858 --> 00:04:40,053 Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow! 80 00:04:42,964 --> 00:04:44,431 Bob, I'm sick of this police band. 81 00:04:44,498 --> 00:04:46,466 Let's listen to something with kick to it! 82 00:04:46,534 --> 00:04:47,796 [Calypso music plays] 83 00:04:47,868 --> 00:04:49,130 [Squawks] Yeah! 84 00:04:49,203 --> 00:04:50,602 Help! Chuck! 85 00:04:50,671 --> 00:04:52,571 Ouch! Aah! 86 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,403 [Motor revving] 87 00:04:54,475 --> 00:04:55,407 Oh! 88 00:04:55,476 --> 00:04:58,445 [Creaking] 89 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,808 [Grunting] It won't turn off! 90 00:05:02,883 --> 00:05:04,043 Help! Help! Help! 91 00:05:04,118 --> 00:05:05,915 Aah! 92 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,714 [Metal rattling] 93 00:05:08,889 --> 00:05:10,584 ♪ Don't make me climb ♪ 94 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:13,183 ♪ These aren't my tree-climbing shoes ♪ 95 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,125 [Beeping] 96 00:05:15,196 --> 00:05:15,992 Stop! Stop! 97 00:05:16,063 --> 00:05:17,257 [Screeching] 98 00:05:17,732 --> 00:05:19,097 Huh? 99 00:05:19,166 --> 00:05:20,326 Whoa! 100 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:24,895 You can't go up the wa-a-a-a-ll! 101 00:05:24,972 --> 00:05:26,405 Ow! Ow! 102 00:05:26,474 --> 00:05:28,908 Aah! 103 00:05:28,976 --> 00:05:30,466 [Motor stops] 104 00:05:30,911 --> 00:05:34,904 [Grunting] 105 00:05:38,319 --> 00:05:39,479 [Coughs] 106 00:05:43,157 --> 00:05:45,648 Aah! 107 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:54,195 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 108 00:05:54,268 --> 00:05:57,601 ♪ ... Tree-climbing shoes ♪ 109 00:05:57,672 --> 00:05:58,832 [Electricity crackles] 110 00:05:58,906 --> 00:05:59,930 Uh... 111 00:06:00,007 --> 00:06:01,497 Huh? 112 00:06:02,209 --> 00:06:04,370 [Metal rattling] 113 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:09,108 [Stammering] Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! 114 00:06:11,252 --> 00:06:12,651 Uh! Uh! Uh! 115 00:06:13,254 --> 00:06:14,619 Yaa! Yaa! 116 00:06:14,689 --> 00:06:18,955 [Suspenseful music plays] 117 00:06:19,026 --> 00:06:22,189 Uh! Uh! Uh! Yaa! Yaa! 118 00:06:22,263 --> 00:06:26,495 [Metal rattling] 119 00:06:26,567 --> 00:06:29,092 [Chair squeaking] 120 00:06:37,745 --> 00:06:39,542 Aaaaah! 121 00:06:39,613 --> 00:06:40,841 [Squeaking] 122 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,012 [Metal rattling] 123 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:46,019 [Rumbling] 124 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:48,555 [Squeaking] 125 00:06:53,894 --> 00:06:55,885 [Squeaking] 126 00:06:55,963 --> 00:06:57,225 [Squeaking] 127 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,031 [Metal rattling] 128 00:07:02,103 --> 00:07:04,367 ♪ Anyway, man, monkeys have been up there ♪ 129 00:07:04,438 --> 00:07:06,565 ♪ Yes, put that down! Put that down! ♪ 130 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,201 [Grunting] 131 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:12,544 [Bangs and squeaks] 132 00:07:12,613 --> 00:07:13,272 [Bangs and squeaks] 133 00:07:13,347 --> 00:07:15,281 Ah heh heh heh heh heh. 134 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:17,214 [Rattling] Huh? 135 00:07:18,285 --> 00:07:19,752 What? 136 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:20,787 Uh! 137 00:07:20,855 --> 00:07:22,584 [Grunts] 138 00:07:22,656 --> 00:07:24,248 My hands are stuck! I'm doomed! 139 00:07:24,325 --> 00:07:26,190 [Grunts] 140 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,056 Aah! 141 00:07:27,128 --> 00:07:28,857 [Mumbling] 142 00:07:28,929 --> 00:07:31,557 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 143 00:07:31,632 --> 00:07:34,294 [Groans] 144 00:07:34,368 --> 00:07:35,801 [Thud, metal rattling] 145 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,667 Security check five. 146 00:07:37,738 --> 00:07:38,864 No problem. 147 00:07:38,939 --> 00:07:44,036 [Alarm blaring] 148 00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:46,909 Man: There has been a breach in security. 149 00:07:46,981 --> 00:07:49,950 All prisoners, return to your cellblocks. 150 00:07:50,017 --> 00:07:51,245 [Indistinct shouting] 151 00:07:51,318 --> 00:07:53,411 [Grunts] 152 00:07:53,487 --> 00:07:55,421 [Whistle blows] 153 00:07:55,489 --> 00:07:57,252 Hey, you! 154 00:07:57,324 --> 00:08:00,418 [Indistinct shouting] 155 00:08:00,494 --> 00:08:01,654 [Grunts] 156 00:08:01,729 --> 00:08:04,095 [Alarm continues] 157 00:08:09,804 --> 00:08:12,500 Mr. Nash, you got to help me. 158 00:08:12,573 --> 00:08:14,336 I just killed a guy. 159 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:17,840 What about it? You got to help me! 160 00:08:17,912 --> 00:08:21,439 [Whistle blows in distance] 161 00:08:21,515 --> 00:08:23,745 [Deep voice] I help no one who can't help me. 162 00:08:23,818 --> 00:08:25,683 Its your mess, Rubin. 163 00:08:25,753 --> 00:08:27,243 You clean it up. 164 00:08:27,321 --> 00:08:29,551 Mr. Nash, you... 165 00:08:29,623 --> 00:08:31,056 you got to do something! 166 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,592 [Indistinct shouting] 167 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,150 Help me! 168 00:08:37,531 --> 00:08:39,999 [Birds chirping] 169 00:08:40,067 --> 00:08:41,898 Good morning, Frank. 170 00:08:48,609 --> 00:08:51,703 [Gulping] 171 00:08:51,779 --> 00:08:53,212 Morning, Chuck. 172 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,612 Did you have a problem last night? 173 00:08:55,683 --> 00:08:58,117 [Exhales deeply] N-Nothing we couldn't handle. 174 00:08:58,185 --> 00:09:00,050 Oh. 175 00:09:00,921 --> 00:09:02,980 Not again today. 176 00:09:03,057 --> 00:09:06,254 You might as well go ahead and, uh, show him some kind of I.D., Miss Sparrow. 177 00:09:06,327 --> 00:09:07,817 I have to, and I'm his brother. 178 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:24,533 What in the Sam Hill do you think you're doin'? 179 00:09:28,249 --> 00:09:29,682 Ernest? 180 00:09:29,750 --> 00:09:30,910 Ernest! 181 00:09:30,985 --> 00:09:31,917 Oh. 182 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:33,385 What happened? 183 00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:36,116 Uh... uh, I-I was just guardin' the money... 184 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:39,921 you know, bein' extra careful, uh, walkin' that extra mile. 185 00:09:39,994 --> 00:09:42,360 Ernest, this is the biggest mess you've ever made. 186 00:09:42,429 --> 00:09:44,021 If Mr. Pendlesmythe sees this... 187 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:45,224 It wasn't my fault. 188 00:09:45,299 --> 00:09:47,392 They followed me in here. It was awful. 189 00:09:47,468 --> 00:09:49,732 You can't imagine... especially these two. 190 00:09:49,803 --> 00:09:53,398 Ernest, whatever happened, you've got to clean it up now. Come on. I'll help you. 191 00:09:53,474 --> 00:09:55,533 Did you read those books that I gave you? 192 00:09:55,609 --> 00:09:58,544 I tried, but they were real tough. 193 00:09:58,612 --> 00:10:02,343 There weren't any pictures, and the print was real small. 194 00:10:02,416 --> 00:10:05,351 Ernest, you've got to work hard if you want to get ahead. 195 00:10:05,419 --> 00:10:07,751 I know, but I get discouraged. 196 00:10:07,821 --> 00:10:11,780 And besides, Mr. Pendlesmythe's not gonna give me a chance. 197 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:14,692 Ernest, you got to believe in yourself. 198 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:18,027 Y-You've got to have faith in the system. 199 00:10:18,098 --> 00:10:21,192 You're right, Charlotte. 200 00:10:21,268 --> 00:10:24,237 After all, I am Ernest P. Worrell, 201 00:10:24,305 --> 00:10:27,706 an upwardly mobile American at his best, 202 00:10:27,775 --> 00:10:30,676 and I know that if I pay my taxes, bathe, 203 00:10:30,744 --> 00:10:32,177 and floss regularly, 204 00:10:32,246 --> 00:10:36,546 I will ascend the ladder of success, hand over foot. 205 00:10:36,617 --> 00:10:39,780 Ernest, do you think the floor needs a polish? 206 00:10:39,853 --> 00:10:43,016 [Grunts] 207 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:44,955 Come on. Walk this way. Come on. 208 00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:47,789 Two minutes for me, man. 209 00:10:47,861 --> 00:10:50,193 [Grunting] 210 00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,528 Man: Attention to cellblock... 211 00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:58,037 exercise time is over in five minutes. 212 00:10:58,105 --> 00:11:00,096 [Chain creaking] 213 00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:02,165 [Grunting] 214 00:11:02,242 --> 00:11:04,506 Today's your deadline, Eddie. 215 00:11:04,578 --> 00:11:06,910 I want that money you owe me. 216 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:09,074 I'm sorry, Mr. Nash. 217 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:10,810 I just need a little more time. 218 00:11:10,884 --> 00:11:12,044 Not good enough, Eddie. 219 00:11:12,119 --> 00:11:13,643 Lyle... 220 00:11:13,721 --> 00:11:16,656 See if you can help Eddie with his attitude. 221 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:19,090 [Breathing heavily] 222 00:11:20,361 --> 00:11:22,591 I'll get it for you. I swear. 223 00:11:22,663 --> 00:11:24,028 Oh, I know that, Eddie. 224 00:11:24,098 --> 00:11:25,998 The question is when. 225 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:29,297 Tomorrow... I'll get it for you tomorrow. 226 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:33,397 Today's your deadline. I hate to encourage tardiness. 227 00:11:33,474 --> 00:11:34,771 [Chain creaking] 228 00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:36,434 [Whimpers] 229 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:40,105 Please... I'll get it for you tonight. 230 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:41,442 I swear. 231 00:11:41,515 --> 00:11:43,312 See that you do, Eddie. 232 00:11:43,384 --> 00:11:45,875 See that you do. 233 00:11:45,953 --> 00:11:48,217 [Grunts] 234 00:11:48,288 --> 00:11:50,119 [Sobs] 235 00:11:52,893 --> 00:11:55,157 There. All cleaned up. 236 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:57,720 That should pass Mr. Pendlesmythe's inspection. 237 00:11:57,798 --> 00:11:59,561 Right you are, Charlotte. 238 00:11:59,633 --> 00:12:03,262 And Mr. Poodlesmurf is lucky to have me on his team. 239 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:06,033 As a matter of fact, one of these days, 240 00:12:06,106 --> 00:12:10,372 I'm gonna walk into that office, and I'm gonna say... 241 00:12:11,445 --> 00:12:13,845 - "Oscar, babe..." - What? 242 00:12:13,914 --> 00:12:15,814 Uh, good morning, Mr. Puddlesmoot... 243 00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:17,851 Smiddlepit... Smooglepoot... 244 00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:19,647 Pendlesmythe, you idiot! 245 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,585 Uh, yes, sir. 246 00:12:23,457 --> 00:12:26,722 Can't you get anything right? 247 00:12:26,794 --> 00:12:28,853 Why are you such a screw-up? 248 00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,023 [Door opens, slams] 249 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:37,470 Ernest, you've got to be more careful. 250 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,438 I know. 251 00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:41,667 I'll never get to be a clerk. 252 00:12:41,742 --> 00:12:44,233 I'll be lucky if they let me stay on as a janitor, 253 00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:45,573 know what I mean? 254 00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,841 Hey, maybe I can help you with that promotion. 255 00:12:47,915 --> 00:12:50,748 All you need is a little more self-confidence. 256 00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:54,515 You're right, Charlotte. I need to think more positive. 257 00:12:54,588 --> 00:12:58,183 I need to think... I'll get that job. 258 00:12:58,258 --> 00:13:01,694 Why, that man is putty in my fingers. 259 00:13:01,762 --> 00:13:03,787 I'm just toyin' with him now, 260 00:13:03,864 --> 00:13:05,957 like a kitten with a June bug. 261 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,728 I was just thinking that, uh, 262 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:09,428 - Yeah, like a... - since you're not working tomorrow 263 00:13:09,503 --> 00:13:10,800 that maybe we could get together, 264 00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:12,736 talk about the job, maybe have dinner. 265 00:13:12,806 --> 00:13:15,741 - Dinner? - [Typewriter clacking] 266 00:13:15,809 --> 00:13:18,903 Did you say "dinner"... like just the two of us 267 00:13:18,979 --> 00:13:21,470 in the same town on the same day in the same restaurant, 268 00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:23,140 possibly at the same table? 269 00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:25,947 Well, yes, but... just as friends, right? 270 00:13:26,019 --> 00:13:29,386 I mean just as friends. I mean, we'll get together, we'll talk about the job. 271 00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:30,946 I can give you some, uh, insights 272 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:32,548 based upon my experience. 273 00:13:32,626 --> 00:13:34,025 Experience. 274 00:13:34,094 --> 00:13:35,686 Oh, yeah. 275 00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:38,959 Well, I suggest you bring your willpower, young woman. 276 00:13:39,032 --> 00:13:43,128 Be forewarned... the Worrell charm is merciless. 277 00:13:49,209 --> 00:13:51,643 Oh, sure, Charlotte. 278 00:13:51,712 --> 00:13:54,875 You just want to show me... the ropes. 279 00:13:54,948 --> 00:13:58,679 You just want to give me a leg up to the bottom rung 280 00:13:58,752 --> 00:14:01,949 of that little ladder called "success." 281 00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:03,284 Oh, yeah. 282 00:14:03,357 --> 00:14:04,824 Come on, Rimshot. 283 00:14:04,892 --> 00:14:07,622 We have to choose just the right ensemble. 284 00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:09,787 No. Too formal for dinner. 285 00:14:09,863 --> 00:14:11,296 [Groans] 286 00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:13,959 Ah, the perfect choice... 287 00:14:14,034 --> 00:14:19,529 European styling with a decidedly American flair. 288 00:14:22,576 --> 00:14:24,009 [Beeping, whirring] 289 00:14:24,077 --> 00:14:26,807 Charlotte has more than a professional interest 290 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:28,472 in yours truly. 291 00:14:28,549 --> 00:14:30,574 And who can blame her? 292 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,118 I've never understood 293 00:14:32,186 --> 00:14:34,711 why I have such a profound effect on women, 294 00:14:34,788 --> 00:14:37,313 but why argue with success? 295 00:14:37,391 --> 00:14:39,723 [Hinge squeaks, machine whirs] 296 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,318 [Babbling] 297 00:14:42,396 --> 00:14:43,988 [Machine stops, hinge squeaks] 298 00:14:44,064 --> 00:14:45,224 [Spits] 299 00:14:49,369 --> 00:14:50,893 [Whimpers] 300 00:14:50,971 --> 00:14:53,997 Yeah, I'm a man who has just found his parking space 301 00:14:54,074 --> 00:14:56,167 in the fast lane. 302 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,143 [Machine whirs, water splashes] 303 00:14:58,212 --> 00:15:00,806 Who knows what lies ahead for such a man? 304 00:15:00,881 --> 00:15:02,508 [Water splashing] 305 00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,915 Aah-aah-aah-aah! 306 00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:07,749 Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah! 307 00:15:07,821 --> 00:15:10,255 - [Banging] - Aah-aah-aah-aah-aah-aah! 308 00:15:10,324 --> 00:15:11,916 Aah-aah-aah! 309 00:15:11,992 --> 00:15:17,988 [Sighing] Ahhhhhh... 310 00:15:18,065 --> 00:15:19,999 [Exhales deeply] 311 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,659 [Click] 312 00:15:21,735 --> 00:15:25,068 Wh-o-o-o-oa! Uh! 313 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,708 [Grunting, panting] 314 00:15:34,715 --> 00:15:37,240 [Grunting] 315 00:15:37,317 --> 00:15:39,683 [Click, machine stops] 316 00:15:39,753 --> 00:15:42,244 [Breathing heavily] 317 00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,191 [Hinge squeaks] 318 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:50,594 Well, there's my problem right there. 319 00:15:50,664 --> 00:15:53,155 Looks like this little wire's got a little sh... 320 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:55,997 [Babbling] ...hhhhhhhhhhhhh... 321 00:15:56,069 --> 00:15:57,161 ...ort in it. 322 00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,831 [Electricity hums] 323 00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:04,206 Gosh! Not again. 324 00:16:04,278 --> 00:16:06,371 Woman: [Laughing] Oh! 325 00:16:06,446 --> 00:16:09,210 [Soft classical music plays] 326 00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,217 Bonsoir. Dinner for two? 327 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,445 Right. 328 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,043 I'll be your waiter this evening. 329 00:16:14,121 --> 00:16:15,645 You may call me Philippe. 330 00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:18,054 I'll just give you a moment to look over your menu. 331 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,593 I had a long talk with Mr. Pendlesmythe today. 332 00:16:20,661 --> 00:16:22,424 - [Electricity hums] - It took a lot of convincing, 333 00:16:22,496 --> 00:16:24,396 but he agreed to accept your application 334 00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:25,590 for the clerk's job. 335 00:16:25,666 --> 00:16:26,860 He did? 336 00:16:26,933 --> 00:16:29,060 - [Electricity hums] - But the thing is... 337 00:16:29,136 --> 00:16:30,899 y-you've got to be more careful. 338 00:16:30,971 --> 00:16:33,098 I just know I can win him over. 339 00:16:33,173 --> 00:16:35,903 We'll have that little talk around the old water cooler 340 00:16:35,976 --> 00:16:39,503 about... team sports and transmissions, 341 00:16:39,579 --> 00:16:42,139 jock itch... things that just guys talk about, know what I mean? 342 00:16:42,215 --> 00:16:43,807 I'll have him eatin' 343 00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:45,511 - [Electricity hums] - Right out of the palm of my hand. 344 00:16:45,585 --> 00:16:47,485 I know that it's hard, Ernest, 345 00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:50,352 - [Electricity pulsating] - But Mr. Pendlesmythe can't stand mistakes. 346 00:16:50,424 --> 00:16:52,915 And between you and I, I don't think he can stand people, either. 347 00:16:52,993 --> 00:16:55,621 Oh, that's okay. I'm not like other people, know what I mean? 348 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:56,663 [Chuckles] 349 00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,061 Frankly, Ernest, 350 00:16:58,131 --> 00:16:59,826 I don't even know why you want the job. 351 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,731 I mean, he's a horrible man to work for. 352 00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:03,167 At least where you are now, 353 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:04,965 you only have to see him once a day. 354 00:17:05,038 --> 00:17:06,733 Want to hear something really funny? 355 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:08,502 - [Electricity hums] - I thought I was gonna get promoted 356 00:17:08,575 --> 00:17:11,271 to branch manager this time last year. 357 00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:12,676 What a laugh, huh? 358 00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:15,408 Y-Yeah, but did you hear the one about the 3-legged dog 359 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:17,109 - [Electricity hums] - That walked into the saloon and said, 360 00:17:17,184 --> 00:17:19,846 "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my 'paw"'? [Pa] 361 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:20,852 Ah heh heh heh heh. 362 00:17:20,921 --> 00:17:22,013 [Laughs] 363 00:17:22,089 --> 00:17:24,421 Ernest, this is fun. 364 00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:25,617 [Gasps] 365 00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:26,818 I mean, you're pretty good company. 366 00:17:26,893 --> 00:17:29,123 I come from a long line of bon vivants. 367 00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:31,096 We're known for our charm, wit, 368 00:17:31,164 --> 00:17:33,428 and sparkling dinner conversation, know what I mean? 369 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,489 [Electricity hums] 370 00:17:34,568 --> 00:17:36,195 - [Crash] - Ernest? 371 00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:37,861 Ernest, are you all right? 372 00:17:37,938 --> 00:17:39,803 [Grunting] 373 00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:42,637 [Breathing heavily] 374 00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:45,906 I recommend the lobster. Ah heh heh. Ah heh heh heh. 375 00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:47,071 Sir. 376 00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,172 Man: There he is. 377 00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:52,218 Hey, warden, we don't come to your house. 378 00:17:52,285 --> 00:17:56,346 [Indistinct voices, laughter] 379 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:58,015 Open C-12. 380 00:17:58,091 --> 00:18:00,355 [Door rattles, thuds] 381 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:02,987 Well, well, well. 382 00:18:03,063 --> 00:18:06,089 If it isn't the infamous Mr. Nash. 383 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,396 My sources tell me that you and your guard dog 384 00:18:08,468 --> 00:18:10,993 got in some trouble yesterday down in the weight room. 385 00:18:11,071 --> 00:18:13,505 Just mindin' my own business, warden, 386 00:18:13,573 --> 00:18:16,201 somethin' you might want to try sometime. 387 00:18:16,276 --> 00:18:20,178 [Toilet flushes] 388 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,249 Now, you can make things easy on yourself, 389 00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:25,546 or you can make 'em hard. 390 00:18:25,619 --> 00:18:27,883 It's up to you. 391 00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,683 You hear me, Nash?! 392 00:18:29,756 --> 00:18:31,519 Yeah, I hear you, warden. 393 00:18:31,591 --> 00:18:33,388 Now you hear me. 394 00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:36,020 When you step out of that cozy little office, 395 00:18:36,096 --> 00:18:37,290 you're on my turf. 396 00:18:37,364 --> 00:18:40,458 And if I were you, I would watch my step. 397 00:18:40,534 --> 00:18:41,626 [Chuckles] 398 00:18:41,701 --> 00:18:44,932 If that's a threat, it's a weak one. 399 00:18:45,005 --> 00:18:48,099 Your day's comin' real soon, Nash... 400 00:18:48,175 --> 00:18:50,837 and we both know it. [Chuckles] 401 00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:55,413 [Door rattles] 402 00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,074 Man: Close C-12. 403 00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,618 I've got to get out of this place. 404 00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,018 Chuck: Ernest, you wouldn't believe 405 00:19:02,088 --> 00:19:05,057 the new security system we have for the van... 406 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,252 maximum protection and minimum carnage... 407 00:19:07,327 --> 00:19:08,589 [Brakes squeak] 408 00:19:08,662 --> 00:19:10,687 And three levels of power! 409 00:19:10,764 --> 00:19:11,696 Ernest, I... 410 00:19:11,765 --> 00:19:13,255 Thanks, Chuck. Thanks, Bobby. 411 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,392 I'm not finished talkin' to you about this! 412 00:19:15,469 --> 00:19:16,731 This is really neat! 413 00:19:16,803 --> 00:19:19,738 [Hinge squeaks] 414 00:19:19,806 --> 00:19:20,898 [Rimshot barks] 415 00:19:20,974 --> 00:19:21,998 Here, Rimshot. 416 00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:23,201 - Here, boy. - [Barks] 417 00:19:23,276 --> 00:19:24,868 That's a good boy. How you been? 418 00:19:24,945 --> 00:19:25,934 Miss your daddy? 419 00:19:26,012 --> 00:19:27,502 Good boy. 420 00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:29,674 Let's see what we got in the mail. 421 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:32,013 All right! 422 00:19:32,085 --> 00:19:33,211 Down you go. 423 00:19:33,286 --> 00:19:36,255 [Barks] 424 00:19:36,323 --> 00:19:37,620 [Door squeaks] 425 00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:39,454 [Mechanical whirring, bell rings] 426 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,857 [Door closes] 427 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,498 [Barks] 428 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:46,657 [Clicking] 429 00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:47,995 [Bell rings] 430 00:19:48,068 --> 00:19:49,831 [Horn honks] 431 00:19:49,903 --> 00:19:51,165 [Squeaks] 432 00:19:51,738 --> 00:19:53,296 [Thud] 433 00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:55,307 [Whimpers] 434 00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:57,977 [Up-tempo music plays] 435 00:19:58,044 --> 00:20:00,308 Wow! 436 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:03,110 This is great! I don't believe it! 437 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,582 Jury duty! 438 00:20:04,651 --> 00:20:09,486 Look, Rimshot! I've been chosen for jury duty! 439 00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:14,624 This is great! 440 00:20:14,694 --> 00:20:16,457 Chuck! 441 00:20:16,530 --> 00:20:17,724 Bobby! 442 00:20:17,797 --> 00:20:19,731 [Mechanical whirring] 443 00:20:19,799 --> 00:20:21,130 [Bell rings] 444 00:20:21,201 --> 00:20:22,725 Chuck! Bobby! 445 00:20:22,802 --> 00:20:24,360 Alley-oop. [Grunts] 446 00:20:24,437 --> 00:20:25,369 Uh-oh. 447 00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:28,305 [Gunshots] 448 00:20:29,976 --> 00:20:31,603 I hate this minefield. 449 00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:32,940 [Gunshots continue] 450 00:20:33,013 --> 00:20:35,072 It's a miracle! I'm so happy! I'm ecstatic! 451 00:20:35,148 --> 00:20:38,481 Uh, uh, it's a dream come true! 452 00:20:38,552 --> 00:20:40,042 Chuck, Bobby, guess what! 453 00:20:41,621 --> 00:20:43,919 Ernest, you're in the line of fire! Move it! 454 00:20:43,990 --> 00:20:46,857 Go! Pick 'em up, put 'em down! Go! Go! Go! 455 00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:48,155 I hate this part! 456 00:20:48,228 --> 00:20:50,059 - [Whistle blows] - Ow! 457 00:20:50,130 --> 00:20:51,392 [Exhales deeply] 458 00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,398 I'm the luckiest guy in the whole world. 459 00:20:53,466 --> 00:20:54,592 They chose me. 460 00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,863 Out of hundreds of thousands of other people, 461 00:20:56,937 --> 00:20:58,996 they chose me for United States jury duty. 462 00:20:59,072 --> 00:21:00,334 - [Gunshot] - Isn't that great? 463 00:21:00,407 --> 00:21:01,738 - [Gunshots] - Yeah, great. 464 00:21:01,808 --> 00:21:03,833 Bobby, soup's on! 465 00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,935 I mean, the opportunity to decide... 466 00:21:06,012 --> 00:21:09,743 right or wrong, good or evil, 467 00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:12,080 regular or unleaded, 468 00:21:12,152 --> 00:21:15,849 to hold a man's life in the palm of my hand and decide, 469 00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:18,857 "Should I crush it... or allow it to go free 470 00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:21,450 like a bird on the wings of time?" 471 00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:23,428 [Feathers rustling] 472 00:21:23,496 --> 00:21:26,124 [Bird chirping] 473 00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:27,291 Burn him. 474 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,800 [Bell rings, gunshot] 475 00:21:33,039 --> 00:21:35,837 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 476 00:21:35,909 --> 00:21:39,811 one of the most precious guarantees in our Constitution 477 00:21:39,879 --> 00:21:41,540 is that of a fair trial. 478 00:21:41,615 --> 00:21:45,847 Every defendant has the right to one. 479 00:21:45,919 --> 00:21:49,116 This defendant is no exception. 480 00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:53,353 It is you who must decide his case, not I. 481 00:21:53,426 --> 00:21:57,886 You must weigh the evidence carefully. 482 00:21:59,866 --> 00:22:01,527 Counselor, you may proceed. 483 00:22:01,601 --> 00:22:03,193 Thank you, your honor. 484 00:22:03,269 --> 00:22:04,827 Ladies and gentlemen, 485 00:22:04,904 --> 00:22:08,431 the state will prove that the defendant, Rubin Bartlett, 486 00:22:08,508 --> 00:22:11,409 who is a known henchman of the notorious crime czar 487 00:22:11,478 --> 00:22:13,810 and bank robber Felix Nash, 488 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,280 did, in fact, murder 489 00:22:16,349 --> 00:22:19,648 - [Pen snaps] - A fellow prisoner while in jail. 490 00:22:19,719 --> 00:22:22,745 And for this, the state asks that you extend 491 00:22:22,822 --> 00:22:24,790 his remaining time of five months 492 00:22:24,858 --> 00:22:28,954 into a sentence of life without parole. 493 00:22:30,764 --> 00:22:32,026 [Man clears throat] 494 00:22:32,098 --> 00:22:35,033 Ladies and gentlemen, the defense will show 495 00:22:35,101 --> 00:22:38,036 that the deceased was not killed by my client. 496 00:22:38,104 --> 00:22:41,938 In fact, he wasn't killed by anyone. 497 00:22:42,008 --> 00:22:45,000 He died as the result of a tragic accident, 498 00:22:45,078 --> 00:22:48,445 when, in a poorly lit stairwell, 499 00:22:48,515 --> 00:22:51,609 he tripped over an inadequately placed railing 500 00:22:51,685 --> 00:22:56,952 and plunged, regrettably, to his death. 501 00:22:57,023 --> 00:22:59,457 If there is a guilty party in this case, 502 00:22:59,526 --> 00:23:02,154 it must surely be the system, 503 00:23:02,228 --> 00:23:06,631 to allow such unsafe conditions to exist. 504 00:23:08,768 --> 00:23:11,328 Once you've heard the evidence, I'm sure you'll agree with me 505 00:23:11,404 --> 00:23:15,033 that the charges against my client, Mr. Bartlett, 506 00:23:15,108 --> 00:23:16,871 are completely spurious, 507 00:23:16,943 --> 00:23:21,243 and that you will find him... not guilty. 508 00:23:21,314 --> 00:23:25,808 [Chewing loudly] 509 00:23:31,791 --> 00:23:33,053 Ah heh heh heh. 510 00:23:33,126 --> 00:23:35,151 Excuse me, sir. Are you all right? 511 00:23:35,228 --> 00:23:37,719 Uh, just fine, thank you. 512 00:23:45,071 --> 00:23:47,130 This guy looks exactly the same as Nash. 513 00:23:47,207 --> 00:23:48,333 Are you crazy? I... 514 00:23:48,408 --> 00:23:51,866 look, the guy's perfect. It's downright uncanny. 515 00:23:51,945 --> 00:23:53,606 We can't just... 516 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,147 It'll work. It will. 517 00:23:55,215 --> 00:23:58,082 [Clears throat] Your honor... to allow the jury 518 00:23:58,151 --> 00:24:00,915 to fully understand the case for the defense, 519 00:24:00,987 --> 00:24:02,716 we feel as though it's imperative 520 00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,552 that they see the environment 521 00:24:04,624 --> 00:24:07,559 within which this unfortunate accident occurred. 522 00:24:07,627 --> 00:24:10,289 Therefore, we move that these proceedings be continued 523 00:24:10,363 --> 00:24:13,025 to the site of the alleged crime. 524 00:24:13,099 --> 00:24:16,227 Well, I find this request highly irregular. 525 00:24:16,302 --> 00:24:19,032 However, if the prosecution has no objections... 526 00:24:19,105 --> 00:24:21,699 Prosecutor: Uh, no objections, your honor. 527 00:24:21,775 --> 00:24:23,902 So be it. 528 00:24:23,977 --> 00:24:28,311 These proceedings will reconvene tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. At the Dracup Correctional Facility. 529 00:24:28,381 --> 00:24:29,313 [Gavel bangs] 530 00:24:29,382 --> 00:24:31,509 Oh, boy! 531 00:24:31,584 --> 00:24:33,779 A field trip! 532 00:24:33,853 --> 00:24:35,787 [Chewing loudly] 533 00:24:35,855 --> 00:24:40,087 I'm telling you... this guy is right on the numbers. 534 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:41,422 It's so simple. 535 00:24:41,494 --> 00:24:42,426 Towel. 536 00:24:42,495 --> 00:24:43,757 We make the switch, 537 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:45,730 you get in on the jury and find me innocent, 538 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,824 then you walk away a free man, 539 00:24:47,901 --> 00:24:51,268 and I make sure this guy Ernest gets what's coming to you. 540 00:24:51,337 --> 00:24:52,599 In and out... 541 00:24:52,672 --> 00:24:55,505 wham, bam... and it's over. 542 00:24:57,544 --> 00:24:58,943 Yeah. 543 00:24:59,012 --> 00:25:02,607 I'm a real big fan of the early release program. 544 00:25:02,682 --> 00:25:06,413 [Both laugh] 545 00:25:13,026 --> 00:25:16,962 [Man talking indistinctly over intercom] 546 00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:18,998 [Brakes squeak] 547 00:25:19,065 --> 00:25:21,124 [Metal clinking] 548 00:25:21,201 --> 00:25:24,136 Attorney: I would like to thank the members of the jury 549 00:25:24,204 --> 00:25:26,172 for bearing with us. 550 00:25:26,239 --> 00:25:27,797 Dracup Prison is... 551 00:25:27,874 --> 00:25:31,605 Okay, Lyle, we got one shot at this, so make it count. 552 00:25:31,678 --> 00:25:33,703 ...there are those that must endure its reality. 553 00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:38,376 So, what we are here to talk about today... 554 00:25:38,451 --> 00:25:40,646 is death... horrible... 555 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,178 frightening, something to be avoided. 556 00:25:44,257 --> 00:25:46,316 But is death murder? 557 00:25:46,392 --> 00:25:48,690 Is murder death? 558 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:50,626 I think not. 559 00:25:50,697 --> 00:25:53,860 And yet, though we must feel some sympathy for the victim, 560 00:25:53,933 --> 00:25:56,060 we cannot... 561 00:25:56,135 --> 00:25:57,625 Psst! 562 00:25:57,704 --> 00:25:59,137 By wrongfully accusing... 563 00:25:59,205 --> 00:26:02,003 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what... 564 00:26:02,075 --> 00:26:03,633 The state has made no case. 565 00:26:03,710 --> 00:26:04,734 Psst! 566 00:26:04,811 --> 00:26:06,301 They've presented no compelling evidence. 567 00:26:06,379 --> 00:26:07,471 Come here, you. 568 00:26:07,547 --> 00:26:10,311 Why? Because there is none... 569 00:26:10,383 --> 00:26:11,714 Am I me? 570 00:26:11,784 --> 00:26:13,649 Nash: Come here. 571 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,119 Huh? 572 00:26:15,188 --> 00:26:16,746 We don't dispute that. 573 00:26:16,823 --> 00:26:21,260 Of course, all of us, as reasonable human beings, 574 00:26:21,327 --> 00:26:23,124 mourn them... 575 00:26:26,466 --> 00:26:27,831 Ugh! 576 00:26:27,901 --> 00:26:29,732 [Groans] 577 00:26:29,802 --> 00:26:32,896 Attorney: Certainly... 578 00:26:32,972 --> 00:26:34,098 [Groans] 579 00:26:34,173 --> 00:26:36,835 Hurry up, Lyle. 580 00:26:36,910 --> 00:26:39,140 And keeping this in mind, 581 00:26:39,212 --> 00:26:43,546 I would like to move these proceedings to the staircase... 582 00:26:43,616 --> 00:26:45,880 Man: Right this way, please. 583 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,385 Heh heh heh. 584 00:26:47,453 --> 00:26:51,219 [Indistinct conversations] 585 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:53,953 All right, Rubin, let's go. 586 00:26:56,863 --> 00:26:59,957 [Groaning] 587 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:03,093 Nash! Wake up! 588 00:27:03,169 --> 00:27:06,900 No napping during exercise period. 589 00:27:06,973 --> 00:27:08,907 [Man talking indistinctly over intercom] 590 00:27:08,975 --> 00:27:10,374 No talking. 591 00:27:10,443 --> 00:27:14,072 Yes, sir, officer, whatever you say. 592 00:27:14,147 --> 00:27:17,480 Boy, this is great! 593 00:27:17,550 --> 00:27:20,041 A brief workout to gather our thoughts, 594 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,849 then it's off to the jury room to decide... 595 00:27:22,922 --> 00:27:24,287 very ingenious. 596 00:27:24,357 --> 00:27:26,985 And they even gave us these nifty workout clothes. 597 00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:28,994 Boy, I love jury duty, don't you? 598 00:27:29,062 --> 00:27:30,427 Whatever you say, Mr. Nash. 599 00:27:30,496 --> 00:27:32,157 Oh, you don't have to be so formal. 600 00:27:32,231 --> 00:27:34,358 You can just call me Ernest, Ernest P. Worrell. 601 00:27:34,434 --> 00:27:36,129 Hey! You know the rules. No talking. 602 00:27:36,202 --> 00:27:37,726 Yes, sir. 603 00:27:37,804 --> 00:27:40,830 Kind of strict, aren't they? 604 00:27:42,608 --> 00:27:44,769 Man: Cellblock B-29, move to the left. 605 00:27:44,844 --> 00:27:46,141 The rest of you, move... 606 00:27:46,212 --> 00:27:48,544 Man ♪2: "C" to the left, "D" to the right. 607 00:27:48,614 --> 00:27:50,582 Ah, lunch... how thoughtful. 608 00:27:50,650 --> 00:27:53,619 For the mind to work, the body must have fuel. 609 00:27:53,686 --> 00:27:55,347 A lot of jurors here today. 610 00:27:55,421 --> 00:27:58,117 There must be a lot of trials going on... 611 00:27:58,191 --> 00:28:01,183 a sad commentary on our disintegrating society, 612 00:28:01,260 --> 00:28:02,522 know what I mean? 613 00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:04,324 [Whistle blows] 614 00:28:04,397 --> 00:28:06,160 Man: All right, brace it up. 615 00:28:06,232 --> 00:28:07,529 [Conversations stop] 616 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,262 [Clinking] 617 00:28:15,441 --> 00:28:17,909 [Clinking continues] 618 00:28:22,248 --> 00:28:23,579 [Thud] 619 00:28:23,649 --> 00:28:27,107 Oh, uh, I don't think our table has any steak sauce. 620 00:28:27,186 --> 00:28:28,448 Get up! 621 00:28:28,521 --> 00:28:30,284 I-I'm sorry. Where are my manners? 622 00:28:30,356 --> 00:28:32,187 I should have waited for the others. 623 00:28:32,258 --> 00:28:33,520 [Whistle blows] 624 00:28:33,593 --> 00:28:34,992 Eat, greaseball! 625 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:37,052 [Conversations resume] 626 00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:39,826 I didn't order greaseball. 627 00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:41,662 Wrap it up. Wrap it up. 628 00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:44,259 Man: All right, stand to the back. 629 00:28:44,337 --> 00:28:46,305 Backs against the wall. 630 00:28:46,372 --> 00:28:48,067 Open up "C" block. 631 00:28:48,141 --> 00:28:50,939 - [Whistle blows] - All right, let's move it! 632 00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:53,240 Come on, come on, come on, let's go. 633 00:28:53,312 --> 00:28:54,802 Ernest: We're sequestered, 634 00:28:54,881 --> 00:28:57,406 a- and on top of that, we can't even leave. 635 00:28:57,483 --> 00:29:01,180 Oh, this is great. This is just great. 636 00:29:01,254 --> 00:29:02,551 Uh! 637 00:29:02,622 --> 00:29:05,420 I hope you've got a good story to tell my boss. 638 00:29:05,491 --> 00:29:07,823 After all, I do have a living to earn. 639 00:29:07,894 --> 00:29:09,191 Now, look, Nash... 640 00:29:09,262 --> 00:29:11,628 My name is Worrell, Ernest P. Worrell. 641 00:29:11,697 --> 00:29:13,130 Oh, Mr. Funny Man, huh? 642 00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:15,724 Yeah, Mr. Funny Man, you'll think funny 643 00:29:15,802 --> 00:29:18,600 when you're tapping to the tune of 220, son! 644 00:29:18,671 --> 00:29:20,400 [Door closes] 645 00:29:20,473 --> 00:29:22,168 That is the rudest bailiff 646 00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:24,072 I have ever seen in my life. 647 00:29:24,143 --> 00:29:25,075 Ugh! 648 00:29:25,144 --> 00:29:28,671 - [Thud] - Oh! [Gasps] 649 00:29:28,748 --> 00:29:31,512 Wait a minute. 650 00:29:31,584 --> 00:29:33,916 - [Thud] - Ooh! Oh! 651 00:29:33,986 --> 00:29:36,181 Man: Hey, come on, knock it off! 652 00:29:36,255 --> 00:29:38,519 You're that guy. 653 00:29:38,591 --> 00:29:40,991 Bailiff! Bailiff! 654 00:29:41,060 --> 00:29:43,119 You're in big trouble now, pal. 655 00:29:43,196 --> 00:29:44,185 Bailiff! 656 00:29:44,263 --> 00:29:45,525 What is it, Nash? 657 00:29:45,598 --> 00:29:46,860 You see that guy? 658 00:29:46,933 --> 00:29:48,059 Yeah. So? 659 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:50,125 No, I mean look... look at him. 660 00:29:50,203 --> 00:29:51,329 - [Thud] - Come closer. Look. 661 00:29:51,404 --> 00:29:53,804 You see that guy? He's not on the jury. 662 00:29:53,873 --> 00:29:55,773 This man is a prisoner. 663 00:29:55,842 --> 00:29:58,868 [Gasps] I ought to throw you in the hole for that, Nash! 664 00:29:58,945 --> 00:30:01,607 - The hole? - Yeah, the hole! 665 00:30:01,681 --> 00:30:05,674 The hole, like... like in solitary, the hole... 666 00:30:05,751 --> 00:30:08,811 like in real prison, like in real, 667 00:30:08,888 --> 00:30:11,413 really, really, really, really, really real prison? 668 00:30:11,491 --> 00:30:13,391 The hoosegow, the slammer, the joint, 669 00:30:13,459 --> 00:30:16,223 Alcatraz, San Quentin, Sing Sing... 670 00:30:16,295 --> 00:30:19,162 Oh, no, I... I'm in... I'm in... 671 00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:25,762 jai-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-I! 672 00:30:25,838 --> 00:30:27,772 [Echoing] Jail! 673 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:30,608 Ha ha ha ha ha. 674 00:30:30,676 --> 00:30:33,338 Your honor, we have reached a decision. 675 00:30:33,412 --> 00:30:34,936 [Stenograph clacking] 676 00:30:35,014 --> 00:30:38,313 We find the defendant, Rubin Bartlett, not guilty. 677 00:30:38,384 --> 00:30:40,750 [Spectators gasp] 678 00:30:40,820 --> 00:30:44,415 Have you... carefully weighed the evidence? 679 00:30:46,225 --> 00:30:47,453 [Man clears throat] 680 00:30:47,527 --> 00:30:49,154 Yes, we have, your honor. 681 00:30:49,228 --> 00:30:52,288 The defendant, found not guilty, 682 00:30:52,365 --> 00:30:55,334 will return to the state penitentiary, 683 00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:58,859 where he will complete his previous sentence. 684 00:30:58,938 --> 00:31:01,031 [Gavel bangs] 685 00:31:01,107 --> 00:31:02,199 Mm-hmm. 686 00:31:02,275 --> 00:31:03,742 Good night. 687 00:31:03,809 --> 00:31:05,800 [Crickets chirp] 688 00:31:10,783 --> 00:31:12,717 [Sirens wailing] 689 00:31:12,785 --> 00:31:14,377 [Tires squeal] 690 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:16,045 Let's go! 691 00:31:16,122 --> 00:31:18,283 Ernest, we're late for work, 692 00:31:18,357 --> 00:31:21,292 and Mr. P. Does not appreciate tardiness. 693 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,351 So, how'd it go, Mr. Juror? 694 00:31:23,429 --> 00:31:24,862 [Wailing continues] 695 00:31:27,767 --> 00:31:30,235 [Engine turns over] 696 00:31:30,303 --> 00:31:33,568 Now, on to the real important question... 697 00:31:33,639 --> 00:31:35,368 how did your date go? 698 00:31:35,441 --> 00:31:38,103 Oh, we had a nice time. 699 00:31:38,177 --> 00:31:39,576 Nice time? 700 00:31:39,645 --> 00:31:41,579 Now, what's the deal with the hair? 701 00:31:41,647 --> 00:31:43,945 [Chuckles] You bringing the wet look back? 702 00:31:44,016 --> 00:31:45,711 I'm just trying something new. 703 00:31:45,785 --> 00:31:49,186 Oh. Where's your, uh, where's your sky piece, 704 00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:51,314 you know, your lid, your brown cap? 705 00:31:51,390 --> 00:31:53,358 I never see you without that brown cap. 706 00:31:53,426 --> 00:31:54,916 I must've lost it somewhere. 707 00:31:57,063 --> 00:31:58,530 Bobby... 708 00:32:00,099 --> 00:32:03,591 ...there's something bad wrong here. 709 00:32:10,276 --> 00:32:13,871 This guy... 710 00:32:13,946 --> 00:32:16,608 This guy... 711 00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:19,674 is in love... L-U-V! 712 00:32:19,752 --> 00:32:21,185 Ernest is in love! Ha ha ha ha! 713 00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:24,052 ♪ Ernest and Charlotte, sittin' in a tree ♪ 714 00:32:24,123 --> 00:32:26,785 ♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪ 715 00:32:26,859 --> 00:32:28,793 ♪ First comes love and then comes marriage ♪ 716 00:32:28,861 --> 00:32:31,455 ♪ Then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage ♪ 717 00:32:31,530 --> 00:32:33,122 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 718 00:32:43,009 --> 00:32:45,773 [Engine turns off] 719 00:32:48,514 --> 00:32:51,642 Chuck: Ernest, you're not gonna believe this, 720 00:32:51,717 --> 00:32:54,880 but we have a new security system at the bank. 721 00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:57,548 [Car door closes] 722 00:32:57,623 --> 00:33:01,218 A bank? I work in a bank? 723 00:33:01,294 --> 00:33:03,728 [Laughs] 724 00:33:03,796 --> 00:33:05,661 Let's go! 725 00:33:05,731 --> 00:33:08,325 [Dog barks in distance] 726 00:33:08,401 --> 00:33:09,663 Man: Close "C" block. 727 00:33:09,735 --> 00:33:12,465 Look, look, I tell you... I'm not this guy Nash. 728 00:33:12,538 --> 00:33:15,405 If you're not Mr. Nash, how come you look like him? 729 00:33:15,474 --> 00:33:18,307 Because he's obviously a very attractive criminal. 730 00:33:18,377 --> 00:33:20,470 [Laughs] Yeah, that's right, too. 731 00:33:20,546 --> 00:33:22,912 Lyle, tell him who I am. 732 00:33:22,982 --> 00:33:25,075 Man: Hey, Mr. Nash, did he fall for it? 733 00:33:25,151 --> 00:33:28,985 That's real funny, Mr. Nash. 734 00:33:31,057 --> 00:33:32,547 Open up C-12. 735 00:33:32,625 --> 00:33:34,559 [Door rattles] 736 00:33:34,627 --> 00:33:37,061 Did you miss me, Mr. Nash? 737 00:33:37,129 --> 00:33:38,562 Close it up. 738 00:33:38,631 --> 00:33:42,089 You! You know I'm not Nash. 739 00:33:42,168 --> 00:33:44,568 Of course you are... 740 00:33:44,637 --> 00:33:47,504 Ernest. 741 00:33:47,573 --> 00:33:50,269 [Sighs] 742 00:33:50,343 --> 00:33:52,072 You've got nothing to worry about. 743 00:33:52,144 --> 00:33:53,736 I'll make sure this thing plays 744 00:33:53,813 --> 00:33:55,303 just the way we laid it out. 745 00:33:55,381 --> 00:33:58,976 Just make sure everything stays in line on your end. 746 00:33:59,051 --> 00:34:01,485 I've got another deal working here, 747 00:34:01,554 --> 00:34:04,022 and there'll be a cut in it for you. 748 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:06,217 That idiot you switched me for 749 00:34:06,292 --> 00:34:07,623 has a job in a bank. 750 00:34:07,693 --> 00:34:09,024 I don't believe it. 751 00:34:09,095 --> 00:34:11,620 Sometimes the cards just fall your way. 752 00:34:11,697 --> 00:34:13,494 Yeah. 753 00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:17,161 You just make sure nobody figures out that idiot isn't me. 754 00:34:17,236 --> 00:34:18,567 Listen, little man, 755 00:34:18,637 --> 00:34:21,572 you've pushed me as far as you're going to. 756 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,938 I've got some big things riding, 757 00:34:24,009 --> 00:34:26,534 and if you know what's good for you, 758 00:34:26,612 --> 00:34:27,943 you'll play ball. 759 00:34:28,013 --> 00:34:30,277 O-Oh, great! What position? 760 00:34:30,349 --> 00:34:32,943 [Chuckles] You do like we say, 761 00:34:33,018 --> 00:34:35,543 or Lyle here will break your back... 762 00:34:35,621 --> 00:34:37,521 - [Snaps fingers] - Like that. 763 00:34:37,590 --> 00:34:38,989 [Snaps fingers] 764 00:34:39,058 --> 00:34:41,720 Well, then he'll just have to break my back 765 00:34:41,794 --> 00:34:44,422 like... like that thing you guys did. 766 00:34:44,497 --> 00:34:46,226 Real men are not intimidated 767 00:34:46,298 --> 00:34:49,096 by physical threats against their personal selves, 768 00:34:49,168 --> 00:34:51,500 and ironically, neither am I. 769 00:34:51,570 --> 00:34:54,664 What about violence against other people? 770 00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,002 What do you mean? 771 00:34:56,075 --> 00:34:59,636 I mean, while you're being Mr. Nash in here, 772 00:34:59,712 --> 00:35:02,476 Mr. Nash is being you out there. 773 00:35:02,548 --> 00:35:05,244 Yeah, he's living your life, 774 00:35:05,317 --> 00:35:08,309 working at your job at the bank, 775 00:35:08,387 --> 00:35:10,787 hanging out with your friends, 776 00:35:10,856 --> 00:35:12,619 and if you don't behave, 777 00:35:12,691 --> 00:35:15,524 he may have to get very strict 778 00:35:15,594 --> 00:35:18,791 with someone you really care about. 779 00:35:18,864 --> 00:35:20,525 Charlotte? No! 780 00:35:20,599 --> 00:35:22,863 That your girl? 781 00:35:22,935 --> 00:35:24,300 Well, sort of. 782 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:27,464 Well, she's gonna "sort of" be dead 783 00:35:27,540 --> 00:35:29,633 if you don't play along. 784 00:35:29,708 --> 00:35:31,903 You lay one finger on her, and I'll... 785 00:35:31,977 --> 00:35:33,342 Hey, relax. 786 00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:37,178 She'll be all right as long as you behave. 787 00:35:39,652 --> 00:35:42,086 Okay, what do I have to do? 788 00:35:42,154 --> 00:35:46,022 You've got to be Nash. 789 00:35:48,027 --> 00:35:49,494 [Gulps] 790 00:35:49,562 --> 00:35:52,087 Okay, Lyle, this guy Nash, he's a tough guy, right, 791 00:35:52,164 --> 00:35:53,495 he's a gangster. 792 00:35:53,566 --> 00:35:55,033 Okay, how about this? 793 00:35:55,100 --> 00:35:56,692 [Imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat, 794 00:35:56,769 --> 00:35:58,760 you're the guy that shot my brother, 795 00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:01,500 and I'm the guy that's gonna shoot you. 796 00:36:02,942 --> 00:36:04,842 [Imitating Walter Brennan] Y-You dirty rat, 797 00:36:04,910 --> 00:36:06,969 y-you're the guy that, eh, eh, shot my brother, 798 00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:09,514 and I'm the guy that's gonna shoot you... 799 00:36:09,582 --> 00:36:11,447 every goddang one of you. 800 00:36:11,517 --> 00:36:13,041 [Normal voice] Too old, huh? 801 00:36:13,853 --> 00:36:16,822 [Imitating Sylvester Stallone] Hey, yo, Murdock, 802 00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:19,483 you're the guy that shot my brother, right, 803 00:36:19,558 --> 00:36:22,152 and I'm the guy that's gonna shoot you, eh? 804 00:36:22,228 --> 00:36:23,627 All right. 805 00:36:23,696 --> 00:36:25,129 [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Of all the gin joints 806 00:36:25,197 --> 00:36:26,994 in all the cities in all the world, 807 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:30,797 you've got to waltz into my place and shoot my brother. 808 00:36:30,870 --> 00:36:32,132 Play it, Sam. 809 00:36:32,204 --> 00:36:34,195 The piano will cover up the shot. 810 00:36:34,273 --> 00:36:36,036 [Imitating Barry Fitzgerald] Why, you dirty rat, 811 00:36:36,108 --> 00:36:37,871 you're the guy that shot my brother, 812 00:36:37,943 --> 00:36:41,572 and I'm the guy that's gonna shoot you. 813 00:36:42,548 --> 00:36:45,244 [Imitating Southern redneck] Why, you're the dirty, scum-suckin' pig dog 814 00:36:45,317 --> 00:36:46,648 that shot my brother... 815 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,812 [Imitating James Mason] And I'm the man 816 00:36:48,888 --> 00:36:50,321 who's going to destroy you... 817 00:36:50,389 --> 00:36:52,254 [Gruff voice] 'Cause I'm just that kind of guy. 818 00:36:52,324 --> 00:36:53,586 How 'bout that? 819 00:37:03,168 --> 00:37:05,227 Hey, what are you doing here? 820 00:37:05,304 --> 00:37:06,931 Uh, oh, I was just, uh... 821 00:37:07,006 --> 00:37:09,634 Well, at least you're not in the vault. 822 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,108 What would I be doing in the vault? 823 00:37:12,177 --> 00:37:14,805 Who knows why you're there every morning? 824 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,074 Yeah, right. 825 00:37:16,148 --> 00:37:19,083 Well, how do I get in there, you suppose? 826 00:37:19,151 --> 00:37:20,846 [Sighs] I don't know. 827 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,184 Hey, what's the matter with your voice? You sound different. 828 00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:26,053 [Clears throat] Oh, I've got a little laryngitis. 829 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,251 Hmm, I'm sorry. 830 00:37:27,326 --> 00:37:28,987 Hey, I wouldn't let Mr. Pendlesmythe 831 00:37:29,061 --> 00:37:30,688 catch me in his chair if I were you, 832 00:37:30,763 --> 00:37:32,424 and I'd get my feet off his desk 833 00:37:32,498 --> 00:37:34,796 because you know how he feels about his famous golf trophy. 834 00:37:34,867 --> 00:37:36,596 [Laughing] Yeah. 835 00:37:36,669 --> 00:37:38,000 You know, by the way, 836 00:37:38,070 --> 00:37:40,595 I had a real nice time the other night. 837 00:37:40,673 --> 00:37:42,868 I think it was really good for me 838 00:37:42,942 --> 00:37:46,537 to just get away from work and just have some fun. 839 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:49,945 Yeah, I had a nice time, too, baby. 840 00:37:50,015 --> 00:37:51,573 [Laughing] "Baby"? 841 00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:55,211 Ernest, sometimes you can be so weird. 842 00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:59,056 Good morning, Miss Sparrow. 843 00:37:59,124 --> 00:38:00,421 Good morning. 844 00:38:00,492 --> 00:38:01,891 And what are we doing 845 00:38:01,961 --> 00:38:04,486 behind the bank president's desk? 846 00:38:04,563 --> 00:38:07,031 I was just gonna leave you a note. 847 00:38:07,099 --> 00:38:08,896 About what? 848 00:38:08,968 --> 00:38:10,663 About, um... 849 00:38:10,736 --> 00:38:12,829 Uh, Ernest wants to formally apply 850 00:38:12,905 --> 00:38:14,236 for that clerk's job. 851 00:38:15,374 --> 00:38:16,841 Yeah, yeah, that's it. 852 00:38:16,909 --> 00:38:20,140 Ha. I see... Ernest the clerk. 853 00:38:20,245 --> 00:38:22,577 Hmm. What a great idea. 854 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:25,242 Well, now you don't have to leave a note, do you? 855 00:38:25,317 --> 00:38:26,477 So get out from there! 856 00:38:26,552 --> 00:38:28,747 What's the matter with your hair? 857 00:38:28,821 --> 00:38:31,221 Is that some sort of punk thing, huh? 858 00:38:31,290 --> 00:38:33,349 I was just trying something new. 859 00:38:33,425 --> 00:38:34,858 Just look at you. 860 00:38:34,927 --> 00:38:37,361 You are a poor excuse for a member of the human race. 861 00:38:37,429 --> 00:38:39,158 You and that big nose and ugly face 862 00:38:39,231 --> 00:38:40,596 have caused so much trouble around here, 863 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:43,157 I should be given a medal for tolerating you. 864 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:48,229 I would choose my words differently if I were you. 865 00:38:48,307 --> 00:38:51,071 Oh? Should I use smaller ones? 866 00:38:51,143 --> 00:38:52,508 How 'bout this? 867 00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:53,670 No! 868 00:38:53,746 --> 00:38:57,341 Now get out of my office, both of you! 869 00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:59,384 [Sighs] 870 00:39:00,819 --> 00:39:03,014 [Sighs] 871 00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:08,559 Oh, I'm sorry, Ernest. 872 00:39:08,627 --> 00:39:10,595 He promised he wasn't gonna do that. 873 00:39:10,663 --> 00:39:13,063 Well... well, who cares what he thinks anyway? 874 00:39:13,132 --> 00:39:15,066 I'm really proud of you for trying. 875 00:39:15,134 --> 00:39:17,694 I mean, you're starting to take stock of yourself. 876 00:39:17,770 --> 00:39:20,637 When you were in there talking to Mr. Pendlesmythe, 877 00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,174 it was as if you were a whole different person. 878 00:39:23,242 --> 00:39:24,573 What do you mean? 879 00:39:24,643 --> 00:39:27,237 Well, I-I mean that I'm proud of you. 880 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,445 Ernest, do you have any idea 881 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:37,114 how long you've made me and Bobby wait in that van? 882 00:39:37,189 --> 00:39:38,622 [Beeping] 883 00:39:38,691 --> 00:39:40,181 7.5 minutes. 884 00:39:40,259 --> 00:39:42,193 I want to tell you something about time. 885 00:39:42,261 --> 00:39:43,660 My time is worth money, 886 00:39:43,729 --> 00:39:47,062 and I don't think you make that kind of money 887 00:39:47,132 --> 00:39:49,999 to pay me for my time. 888 00:39:50,069 --> 00:39:53,061 Now, let's put the hammer down. 889 00:39:55,874 --> 00:40:01,210 Okay, today will be your first test as Mr. Nash. 890 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,611 Don't worry, fellas, 891 00:40:02,681 --> 00:40:05,241 you are talking to a consummate actor, 892 00:40:05,317 --> 00:40:08,411 a brilliant interpreter of character and nuance, 893 00:40:08,487 --> 00:40:10,216 a professional practitioner 894 00:40:10,289 --> 00:40:15,317 in the style and method of the great Stradivarius. 895 00:40:15,394 --> 00:40:17,828 Man: Bring the sheets back over in the corner. 896 00:40:17,896 --> 00:40:19,124 Just pile them up. 897 00:40:19,198 --> 00:40:20,825 Yeah, just throw 'em anywhere. 898 00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:23,959 Man ♪2: Hey, Jesus, don't overstuff the machine again. 899 00:40:24,036 --> 00:40:26,903 Man ♪3: Hey, Bill, we need more starch over here. 900 00:40:26,972 --> 00:40:28,769 Man ♪4: All right, come on. 901 00:40:28,841 --> 00:40:31,241 You got something on your shirt? 902 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,709 Ah heh heh heh heh. 903 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:34,302 [Steam sprays] 904 00:40:36,315 --> 00:40:38,943 Today's the day, Nash. My boy's ready. 905 00:40:39,017 --> 00:40:40,279 Not now, Vinny. 906 00:40:40,352 --> 00:40:42,912 Mr. Nash doesn't have anything to prove. 907 00:40:42,988 --> 00:40:44,353 Everybody's waiting. 908 00:40:44,423 --> 00:40:47,290 You're not gonna chicken out now, are you? 909 00:40:47,359 --> 00:40:50,487 I don't know the meaning of the word "chicken." 910 00:40:50,562 --> 00:40:53,497 Man: If you lose this one, Nash, 911 00:40:53,565 --> 00:40:56,056 we're gonna run things. 912 00:40:56,135 --> 00:41:00,003 I know you've never lost, Nash... yet, 913 00:41:00,072 --> 00:41:03,838 but my man Spider here is gonna change all that. 914 00:41:03,909 --> 00:41:04,876 [Growls] 915 00:41:04,943 --> 00:41:07,343 Okay? 916 00:41:07,412 --> 00:41:08,970 - Go! - Grrr! 917 00:41:09,047 --> 00:41:11,015 Ernest: Wait a minute! 918 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:13,711 I wasn't even ready! That's not fair! 919 00:41:13,786 --> 00:41:16,277 Listen, where I come from, mister, 920 00:41:16,355 --> 00:41:19,222 you're supposed to say, "Ready, set, go." 921 00:41:19,291 --> 00:41:23,057 That's the official way, and I want a rematch. 922 00:41:23,128 --> 00:41:25,323 Nash, you're a glutton for punishment. 923 00:41:25,397 --> 00:41:27,456 You're in way over your head, man. 924 00:41:27,533 --> 00:41:29,364 They're gonna figure you out. 925 00:41:29,434 --> 00:41:31,732 He was just lucky. I can take this guy. 926 00:41:31,804 --> 00:41:33,601 [Indistinct conversations] 927 00:41:35,073 --> 00:41:38,509 Man: Okay, here we go. 928 00:41:38,577 --> 00:41:41,239 Ready... set... 929 00:41:42,614 --> 00:41:43,512 go! 930 00:41:43,582 --> 00:41:44,640 [Grunting] 931 00:41:44,716 --> 00:41:46,274 Come on, man! Come on, baby! 932 00:41:46,351 --> 00:41:47,511 Come on, Spider! 933 00:41:47,586 --> 00:41:48,746 Come on, baby! 934 00:41:48,821 --> 00:41:50,914 Come on, Spider! Come on, man! 935 00:41:50,989 --> 00:41:52,889 Right there, right there, right there! 936 00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:53,925 [Grunting] 937 00:41:53,992 --> 00:41:57,393 Come on, Spider. Come on, baby. 938 00:41:57,462 --> 00:41:58,929 [Indistinct shouting] 939 00:42:00,199 --> 00:42:00,927 Smoke? 940 00:42:00,999 --> 00:42:01,863 Man: Aw, man! 941 00:42:01,934 --> 00:42:03,401 That was close. 942 00:42:03,468 --> 00:42:05,595 Next case. 943 00:42:07,673 --> 00:42:09,732 Man, why don't you shut your mouth? 944 00:42:09,808 --> 00:42:11,776 The real Mr. Nash don't say much. 945 00:42:11,844 --> 00:42:13,709 Well, maybe he ought to, right? 946 00:42:13,779 --> 00:42:16,839 I mean, after all, I'm just reaching for the character. 947 00:42:16,915 --> 00:42:18,780 What do you know about the pain 948 00:42:18,851 --> 00:42:20,512 an actor must go through... 949 00:42:20,586 --> 00:42:22,952 You straighten up, or I'll show you pain, 950 00:42:23,021 --> 00:42:24,283 and don't you forget 951 00:42:24,356 --> 00:42:27,291 your loved ones on the outside. 952 00:42:32,164 --> 00:42:33,426 [Brakes squeak] 953 00:42:33,498 --> 00:42:35,898 Chuck: Ernest, Ernest, we're sorry. 954 00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:38,732 Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded. 955 00:42:38,804 --> 00:42:41,796 Bobby, how many times do I have to tell you... 956 00:42:41,874 --> 00:42:43,808 - [Barks] - Yuh! Get off me, you mutt! 957 00:42:43,876 --> 00:42:46,106 Get out of here! 958 00:42:46,178 --> 00:42:47,839 [Barking] 959 00:42:47,913 --> 00:42:50,279 [Door squeaks, barking continues] 960 00:42:56,488 --> 00:42:57,750 [Click] 961 00:42:57,823 --> 00:43:00,291 [Motors whirring, bells jingling] 962 00:43:04,196 --> 00:43:05,561 This is pathetic. 963 00:43:05,631 --> 00:43:08,065 This guy's better off in jail. 964 00:43:08,133 --> 00:43:09,293 [Horn honks] 965 00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:10,995 Whoa! Ugh! 966 00:43:11,069 --> 00:43:11,967 [Thud] 967 00:43:12,037 --> 00:43:13,129 Ugh! 968 00:43:13,205 --> 00:43:15,332 [Clicking] 969 00:43:15,407 --> 00:43:17,170 [Bell dings] 970 00:43:17,242 --> 00:43:19,369 [Chimes jingling] 971 00:43:19,444 --> 00:43:22,174 [Click, whooshing] 972 00:43:22,247 --> 00:43:23,373 Oof! 973 00:43:23,448 --> 00:43:24,642 Eee! 974 00:43:24,716 --> 00:43:27,378 [Footsteps] 975 00:43:27,452 --> 00:43:30,910 I will effect my escape using a bar of soap, 976 00:43:30,989 --> 00:43:33,890 a common, ordinary household spoon, 977 00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:35,893 and a tin of shoe polish. 978 00:43:35,961 --> 00:43:39,488 Thank goodness I paid attention in art class. 979 00:43:39,564 --> 00:43:42,965 Don't worry, Charlotte, I'll save you. 980 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:45,162 Your hero is on his way. 981 00:43:52,911 --> 00:43:54,845 [Raspy voice] Hey, screw! 982 00:43:54,913 --> 00:43:56,505 Yeah, you! 983 00:43:56,581 --> 00:43:57,570 Come here! 984 00:43:57,649 --> 00:43:59,014 What now, Nash? 985 00:43:59,084 --> 00:44:02,645 Open the door or I'll waste ya. 986 00:44:03,889 --> 00:44:05,151 [Normal voice] Ah heh heh heh heh. 987 00:44:05,223 --> 00:44:07,521 Assault rifle on a rope, the perfect gift 988 00:44:07,592 --> 00:44:09,719 for the mercenary who has everything. 989 00:44:09,795 --> 00:44:11,786 Ah ha ha ha ha. Ah ha. 990 00:44:11,863 --> 00:44:13,592 Man: Shut up! 991 00:44:13,665 --> 00:44:15,599 Chuck: Mr. P.! 992 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:18,534 Mr. P., could I have just one moment 993 00:44:18,603 --> 00:44:20,730 of your time, sir, please? 994 00:44:20,806 --> 00:44:23,536 I want to introduce you to our latest arsenal 995 00:44:23,608 --> 00:44:25,075 in the war against crime. 996 00:44:25,143 --> 00:44:26,201 Look... 997 00:44:26,278 --> 00:44:29,509 Eh! Mr. P., it's very, very special. 998 00:44:29,581 --> 00:44:33,176 Well... all right, but I'm late for dinner. 999 00:44:33,251 --> 00:44:34,878 Great. You'll eat. 1000 00:44:34,953 --> 00:44:38,081 Just follow me, please, sir. 1001 00:44:38,156 --> 00:44:41,023 Okay, can I have you here, please? Thank you. 1002 00:44:41,093 --> 00:44:43,027 You won't be needing this. Let's... let's go. 1003 00:44:43,095 --> 00:44:45,859 Lets open up. Open up. Thank you. 1004 00:44:45,931 --> 00:44:47,592 Bobby... 1005 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,428 Please. 1006 00:44:50,102 --> 00:44:51,126 [Beeping] 1007 00:44:51,203 --> 00:44:52,135 [Whoosh] 1008 00:44:54,206 --> 00:44:56,970 Mr. P., do you have that funny, little acidy taste 1009 00:44:57,042 --> 00:44:59,306 in the back of your throat... like that? 1010 00:44:59,378 --> 00:45:00,970 Uh-huh. 1011 00:45:01,046 --> 00:45:02,638 Can you taste it? Do you know what that is? 1012 00:45:02,714 --> 00:45:03,806 Unh-unh. 1013 00:45:03,882 --> 00:45:05,008 Fear. 1014 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,278 That's what your common, class-X criminal 1015 00:45:07,352 --> 00:45:09,081 would be feeling at this moment 1016 00:45:09,154 --> 00:45:10,781 if he were in your situation. 1017 00:45:10,856 --> 00:45:12,847 - Oh. - Bobby... 1018 00:45:12,924 --> 00:45:14,619 it's only a simulation. 1019 00:45:14,693 --> 00:45:16,718 [Suction pops] 1020 00:45:16,795 --> 00:45:19,525 - [Electricity hums] - I don't think I'd touch those bars, Mr. P., 1021 00:45:19,598 --> 00:45:22,066 unless you want 200,000 volts of electricity 1022 00:45:22,134 --> 00:45:23,624 jolting through your body. 1023 00:45:23,702 --> 00:45:24,964 Think about that. 1024 00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:26,402 [Humming stops] 1025 00:45:26,471 --> 00:45:27,563 Bobby... 1026 00:45:27,639 --> 00:45:28,799 [Snaps fingers] 1027 00:45:28,874 --> 00:45:30,136 [Beeping] 1028 00:45:30,208 --> 00:45:32,369 [Motor whirs] 1029 00:45:32,444 --> 00:45:33,536 [Briefcase clunking] 1030 00:45:33,612 --> 00:45:36,137 Mr. P., uh, have a nice dinner 1031 00:45:36,214 --> 00:45:42,016 and a... and a good nights sleep... sir. 1032 00:45:42,087 --> 00:45:45,420 Eh, he's had a real hard day. 1033 00:45:50,862 --> 00:45:52,454 Ernest: Don't worry, Charlotte, 1034 00:45:52,531 --> 00:45:54,226 I'll soon be flying into your arms 1035 00:45:54,299 --> 00:45:56,824 with my superior knowledge of mathematics and geometry. 1036 00:45:56,902 --> 00:45:59,803 The square root and angle of your lower hypotenuse 1037 00:45:59,871 --> 00:46:02,999 times the angle of your pi... and that sort of thing. 1038 00:46:03,075 --> 00:46:05,339 Let the countdown begin. 1039 00:46:05,410 --> 00:46:08,937 3... 2... 11/2... 1040 00:46:09,014 --> 00:46:11,414 1... 3/4... 1041 00:46:11,483 --> 00:46:13,508 zero... fire! 1042 00:46:13,585 --> 00:46:14,279 [Whoosh] 1043 00:46:15,353 --> 00:46:16,820 Whaaaaa! 1044 00:46:16,888 --> 00:46:18,082 [Thud] 1045 00:46:22,727 --> 00:46:24,194 [Whoosh] 1046 00:46:27,666 --> 00:46:29,133 [Broom clanks] 1047 00:46:35,507 --> 00:46:36,599 [Whoosh] 1048 00:46:39,945 --> 00:46:41,105 [Whoosh] 1049 00:46:41,179 --> 00:46:43,773 [Siren wails] 1050 00:46:48,487 --> 00:46:50,318 [Whooshing] 1051 00:46:59,464 --> 00:47:00,658 [Tapping] 1052 00:47:00,732 --> 00:47:04,463 [Whooshing, metal jingling] 1053 00:47:04,536 --> 00:47:06,561 [Paper crinkles] 1054 00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:15,402 [Whoosh] 1055 00:47:25,590 --> 00:47:26,818 [Snoring] 1056 00:47:26,892 --> 00:47:31,420 You see, casting is all in the wrist. 1057 00:47:31,496 --> 00:47:33,589 Its a sport of kings, 1058 00:47:33,665 --> 00:47:35,292 a game of inches. 1059 00:47:35,367 --> 00:47:36,664 [Whooshing] 1060 00:47:36,735 --> 00:47:38,703 [Metal jingles] 1061 00:47:38,770 --> 00:47:41,705 And as soon as your game fish takes the bait, 1062 00:47:41,773 --> 00:47:47,336 'tis important to give the line a sharp tug in order to set the hook, 1063 00:47:47,412 --> 00:47:49,209 and then quickly reel it in. 1064 00:47:49,281 --> 00:47:51,215 [Fabric tears] 1065 00:47:51,283 --> 00:47:53,877 Ha ha ha ha! 1066 00:47:56,321 --> 00:47:58,881 [Stomps] 1067 00:47:58,957 --> 00:48:00,288 Ah heh heh heh heh heh. 1068 00:48:00,325 --> 00:48:02,316 I was gonna throw it back, honest. 1069 00:48:02,394 --> 00:48:03,622 [Chain rattles, thud] 1070 00:48:03,695 --> 00:48:04,821 Nooo! 1071 00:48:04,896 --> 00:48:06,625 That ought to hold ya. 1072 00:48:06,698 --> 00:48:09,496 Don't you have anything in a pastel blue? 1073 00:48:09,568 --> 00:48:10,660 [Door opens] 1074 00:48:10,735 --> 00:48:12,965 Accessories are so important. 1075 00:48:13,038 --> 00:48:14,164 [Door closes] 1076 00:48:14,239 --> 00:48:17,640 - [Snaps fingers] - Accessories! 1077 00:48:17,709 --> 00:48:19,700 [Chain jingles] 1078 00:48:27,452 --> 00:48:31,388 The way they run this institution is an outrage 1079 00:48:31,456 --> 00:48:34,755 for a poor, tired, old, lonely woman like me, 1080 00:48:34,826 --> 00:48:36,418 her only son a felon, 1081 00:48:36,494 --> 00:48:39,361 though not a terribly successful one. 1082 00:48:39,431 --> 00:48:42,423 Young man... 1083 00:48:42,500 --> 00:48:44,092 Young man. 1084 00:48:44,169 --> 00:48:46,694 Young man, could you please open that gate? 1085 00:48:46,771 --> 00:48:48,671 I left my car running outside. 1086 00:48:48,740 --> 00:48:51,766 Ma'am, can you tell me how you got through this gate? 1087 00:48:51,843 --> 00:48:54,175 The visitors' area is on the other side of the prison. 1088 00:48:54,246 --> 00:48:56,441 I brought him up as best I could, 1089 00:48:56,514 --> 00:48:58,243 but sometimes a bad seed 1090 00:48:58,316 --> 00:49:00,876 falls from even the most fragile flower. 1091 00:49:00,952 --> 00:49:02,544 Ma'am, you're not going through this gate. 1092 00:49:02,621 --> 00:49:05,021 Is this the way you treat your mother? 1093 00:49:05,090 --> 00:49:06,580 Is this the kind of abuse 1094 00:49:06,658 --> 00:49:08,558 that poor woman must endure? 1095 00:49:08,627 --> 00:49:10,720 Well, I guess my mother is a little bit mad... 1096 00:49:10,795 --> 00:49:12,729 Mm-hmm. You ought to be in the slammer 1097 00:49:12,797 --> 00:49:15,231 with the rest of these misfits. 1098 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:18,565 If you had any remorse at all for the horror 1099 00:49:18,637 --> 00:49:20,127 you put your own mother through, 1100 00:49:20,205 --> 00:49:21,797 you'd open that gate. 1101 00:49:21,873 --> 00:49:24,808 I have a car overheating as we speak. 1102 00:49:27,712 --> 00:49:30,272 Okay, okay! 1103 00:49:30,348 --> 00:49:32,680 Lets open the east gate! 1104 00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:34,616 There, now are you satisfied? 1105 00:49:34,686 --> 00:49:37,849 I'll tell your mother how her son has improved 1106 00:49:37,922 --> 00:49:41,119 despite his shaded and somewhat checkered past. 1107 00:49:41,192 --> 00:49:43,319 [Chain jingles, balls thud] 1108 00:49:44,396 --> 00:49:48,856 The doctor told me I'd only have to wear these 1109 00:49:48,933 --> 00:49:50,525 until after the surgery. 1110 00:49:50,602 --> 00:49:51,728 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1111 00:49:55,206 --> 00:49:58,835 - [Thud] - Ernest, since you're part of the night family 1112 00:49:58,910 --> 00:50:00,070 here at the bank, 1113 00:50:00,145 --> 00:50:03,945 I'm gonna show you something new. 1114 00:50:04,015 --> 00:50:05,505 [Thud] 1115 00:50:05,583 --> 00:50:07,448 You see that? 1116 00:50:07,519 --> 00:50:12,218 That is only to be used during an officer-in-distress situation. 1117 00:50:12,290 --> 00:50:13,882 Do you understand? 1118 00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,391 Which, I might add, 1119 00:50:15,460 --> 00:50:18,156 we hope will be few and far between. 1120 00:50:18,229 --> 00:50:19,696 [Drawer slams] 1121 00:50:19,764 --> 00:50:23,530 What could happen in a quiet, little bank like this? 1122 00:50:23,601 --> 00:50:26,195 Eh... will you take the edge off, Bobby? 1123 00:50:26,271 --> 00:50:29,570 I mean... Hey, Bobby! If I was going by the book, 1124 00:50:29,641 --> 00:50:31,700 I wouldn't have said anything, 1125 00:50:31,776 --> 00:50:33,107 but its only Ernest! 1126 00:50:33,178 --> 00:50:35,544 Ha ha ha! He... Bobby! 1127 00:50:37,109 --> 00:50:39,543 Well, Mr. Nash, how's our special prisoner? 1128 00:50:39,612 --> 00:50:40,772 Just fine, thanks. 1129 00:50:40,846 --> 00:50:43,576 Of course, the place could be a little homier. 1130 00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:44,980 Maybe some curtains... 1131 00:50:45,051 --> 00:50:47,519 [Deep voice] I don't need nothin' from nobody. 1132 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:49,918 I especially don't need nothin' 1133 00:50:49,989 --> 00:50:51,479 from no lousy screws. 1134 00:50:51,557 --> 00:50:54,321 Tough guy... right to the end, huh, Nash? 1135 00:50:54,393 --> 00:50:56,486 Just about 24 hours to go. 1136 00:50:56,562 --> 00:50:59,588 Well, yeah, what's it to you, warden? 1137 00:50:59,665 --> 00:51:02,998 Besides, I'll be getting out of here soon. 1138 00:51:03,069 --> 00:51:05,401 Yeah, you'll be getting out all right... 1139 00:51:05,471 --> 00:51:07,769 horizontally. 1140 00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:11,033 [Chuckles] 1141 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:14,511 - Man: Close cellblock "C." - [Door rattles, thuds] 1142 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:17,310 Did you hear that? I'll be getting out in 24 hours. 1143 00:51:17,383 --> 00:51:19,874 You just have to know how to talk to these people. 1144 00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:25,322 Don't worry, Rubin, I'll put in a good word for you, too. 1145 00:51:25,391 --> 00:51:26,619 Mr. P. Mr. P. 1146 00:51:26,692 --> 00:51:29,092 Can I talk... wait, wait. 1147 00:51:29,161 --> 00:51:32,494 Hey, can I... can I talk to you for just one second? 1148 00:51:32,565 --> 00:51:33,930 What is it now? 1149 00:51:33,999 --> 00:51:36,024 Let's go this way, please. 1150 00:51:36,102 --> 00:51:37,865 [Clears throat] 1151 00:51:37,937 --> 00:51:42,636 Mr. P., I want to talk to you about laser beams... 1152 00:51:42,708 --> 00:51:46,144 little bundles of light that can actually trigger 1153 00:51:46,212 --> 00:51:49,739 a high-tech, state-of-the-art security device. 1154 00:51:49,815 --> 00:51:52,841 Bobby... please. 1155 00:51:52,918 --> 00:51:54,442 [Beeping] 1156 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:55,487 So? 1157 00:51:55,554 --> 00:51:57,954 What's the matter with it? 1158 00:51:58,023 --> 00:51:59,923 Pbht! Nothin'! That's the beauty of it. 1159 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:03,052 Now, Mr. P., could I just have your attention this way, please, sir? 1160 00:52:04,230 --> 00:52:06,391 Please, Mr. P., come this way. 1161 00:52:06,465 --> 00:52:09,298 [Sighs] 1162 00:52:09,368 --> 00:52:11,768 - [Thud] - Ohh. 1163 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,168 Oooh. 1164 00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,867 Space-age plastics at work for you, Mr. P. 1165 00:52:15,941 --> 00:52:18,808 Its invisible, tasteless, odorless, colorless. 1166 00:52:18,878 --> 00:52:23,440 And the best news yet, sir... its bulletproof. 1167 00:52:23,516 --> 00:52:25,677 Bobby, if you... please! 1168 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:29,380 No! 1169 00:52:29,455 --> 00:52:31,582 [Gunshots] 1170 00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:41,565 [Laughs] 1171 00:52:42,902 --> 00:52:46,030 Uhhhh. 1172 00:52:46,105 --> 00:52:47,197 Uh, y... 1173 00:52:47,273 --> 00:52:48,865 It's got a few bugs there, Mr. P., 1174 00:52:48,941 --> 00:52:50,568 but you get the basic idea, right? 1175 00:52:50,643 --> 00:52:53,111 [Mumbling] 1176 00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:54,737 Help me get this off of him. 1177 00:52:54,813 --> 00:52:56,610 Mr. P.'s a very rich and busy man. 1178 00:52:56,682 --> 00:52:58,377 [Bird chirping] 1179 00:52:58,450 --> 00:53:00,077 Ernest: 24 hours, Lyle. 1180 00:53:00,152 --> 00:53:04,088 I'm outta here in 24 hours, and, boy, am I ever glad. 1181 00:53:04,156 --> 00:53:07,819 This hasn't been a really bad experience, though. 1182 00:53:07,893 --> 00:53:09,724 I mean, the food's good, 1183 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:12,286 and I met a lot of new friends. 1184 00:53:12,364 --> 00:53:16,027 But now I'm ready to go back to my job and my dog. 1185 00:53:16,101 --> 00:53:17,864 You know, I got a feeling 1186 00:53:17,937 --> 00:53:21,532 everything's gonna turn out all right from now on. 1187 00:53:23,342 --> 00:53:27,472 You know, Lyle, it's really good to be alive. 1188 00:53:33,419 --> 00:53:36,786 What's bothering him? 1189 00:53:39,525 --> 00:53:41,618 Ernest, I can't believe this. 1190 00:53:41,694 --> 00:53:43,423 This place is spotless. 1191 00:53:43,495 --> 00:53:45,087 I am so proud of you. 1192 00:53:45,164 --> 00:53:47,826 Has the value of pride diminished? 1193 00:53:47,900 --> 00:53:49,197 What? 1194 00:53:49,268 --> 00:53:52,237 Well, the last time you were proud of me, 1195 00:53:52,304 --> 00:53:53,635 I got a kiss. 1196 00:53:57,843 --> 00:54:03,281 Mr. Pendlesmythe: Ernest, I want to see you in my office. 1197 00:54:05,918 --> 00:54:08,443 [Exhales deeply] 1198 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,818 Well, Ernest, you've made a drastic improvement 1199 00:54:10,889 --> 00:54:12,516 in your job performance. 1200 00:54:12,591 --> 00:54:15,025 And so I've decided to take Miss Sparrow's recommendation. 1201 00:54:15,094 --> 00:54:17,494 You'll be joining us working days as a bank clerk. 1202 00:54:17,563 --> 00:54:21,158 So, Ernest, do you have anything to say? 1203 00:54:21,233 --> 00:54:22,962 [Glass breaks] 1204 00:54:23,035 --> 00:54:26,493 Mr. Pendlesmythe: You idiot! You smashed my golf trophy! 1205 00:54:26,572 --> 00:54:27,664 Get out of here! 1206 00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:28,968 Gosh, Mr. Pendlesmythe, 1207 00:54:29,041 --> 00:54:31,032 does this mean I don't get the job? 1208 00:54:31,110 --> 00:54:35,137 "Don't get the job"? I may have you shot! 1209 00:54:36,782 --> 00:54:39,182 [Door slams] 1210 00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:40,183 Ernest... 1211 00:54:40,252 --> 00:54:41,480 Did you see his face? 1212 00:54:41,553 --> 00:54:43,748 You didn't do that on purpose? 1213 00:54:43,822 --> 00:54:45,084 He'll get over it. 1214 00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,523 Ernest, what has gotten into you? 1215 00:54:47,593 --> 00:54:49,026 Look, we got to talk. 1216 00:54:49,094 --> 00:54:51,927 Okay. How 'bout tonight? 1217 00:54:51,997 --> 00:54:55,057 But it'll have to be early. 1218 00:54:55,134 --> 00:54:57,193 Why? You have a lot to clean? 1219 00:54:57,269 --> 00:54:58,463 Yeah. 1220 00:54:58,537 --> 00:55:01,802 Tonight I'm gonna clean out the whole place. 1221 00:55:06,445 --> 00:55:10,040 Man: Open C-12. 1222 00:55:15,821 --> 00:55:19,188 Warden: Nash, your lawyer's got something to tell you. 1223 00:55:19,258 --> 00:55:21,453 I'm afraid I've got some bad news, Mr. Nash. 1224 00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:23,188 Our last appeal was turned down. 1225 00:55:23,262 --> 00:55:25,025 It was our final hope. 1226 00:55:25,097 --> 00:55:28,533 I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. 1227 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:30,693 Come on, Nash. Let's go. 1228 00:55:30,769 --> 00:55:31,895 Go? Go where? 1229 00:55:31,970 --> 00:55:33,267 You're going to the row. 1230 00:55:33,339 --> 00:55:35,034 The row? Well, what's that? 1231 00:55:35,107 --> 00:55:38,440 As in death. You know, death row. 1232 00:55:38,510 --> 00:55:40,603 Oh, well... death row?! 1233 00:55:40,679 --> 00:55:43,648 You mean like the chair? The hot seat? 1234 00:55:43,716 --> 00:55:45,707 Dead meat, deep six, it's over, pal, 1235 00:55:45,784 --> 00:55:47,081 you're outta here, bub, 1236 00:55:47,152 --> 00:55:49,143 the groundhogs are bringing your mail, 1237 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:51,155 you're picking turnips with a stepladder, 1238 00:55:51,223 --> 00:55:54,386 like the no-tomorrow row, that kind of row? 1239 00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:57,190 Oh, no. The row?! Uh, but, uh... 1240 00:55:57,262 --> 00:55:59,355 You've got to tell them who I am, fellas. 1241 00:55:59,431 --> 00:56:01,797 I'm Ernest P. Worrell. I'm not Nash. 1242 00:56:01,867 --> 00:56:02,993 I'm Ernest. 1243 00:56:03,068 --> 00:56:05,628 Zip it up, Nash. Get him outta here. 1244 00:56:05,704 --> 00:56:07,604 Warden, you're gonna feel terrible 1245 00:56:07,673 --> 00:56:09,072 when you find out what a big mistake you made. 1246 00:56:09,141 --> 00:56:12,008 And, you, pal, you're not getting any more of my business. 1247 00:56:12,077 --> 00:56:13,908 I'm not Nash, I tell you. I'm Ernest. 1248 00:56:13,979 --> 00:56:16,971 - [Laughs] - I'm Ernest P. Worrell. 1249 00:56:17,049 --> 00:56:19,244 Close "C" block. 1250 00:56:20,786 --> 00:56:22,777 - [Knock on door] - Come in. 1251 00:56:22,855 --> 00:56:26,848 ♪ Two hearts racing toward love... ♪ 1252 00:56:33,966 --> 00:56:37,163 ♪ Two lips trembling... ♪ 1253 00:56:37,236 --> 00:56:39,295 [Sighs] Ernest, this wasn't what I expected. 1254 00:56:39,371 --> 00:56:42,272 Its, um, I-it's different. 1255 00:56:42,341 --> 00:56:44,070 Have a drink. 1256 00:56:44,143 --> 00:56:47,340 Oh. Okay, sure. Why not? 1257 00:56:47,413 --> 00:56:50,610 Uh, sit down. Make yourself more comfortable. 1258 00:56:50,682 --> 00:56:54,140 ♪ ... Burning in the night... ♪ 1259 00:56:54,219 --> 00:56:57,677 A toast... to the successful completion 1260 00:56:57,756 --> 00:57:00,554 of all of tonight's endeavors. 1261 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:03,891 To a long and happy life. [Laughs uncomfortably] 1262 00:57:03,962 --> 00:57:05,259 I'm up for that. 1263 00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:07,059 Um, Ernest, I-I didn't come here to have... 1264 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,066 I was... just wanted to speak to you 1265 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:11,159 about what happened at the bank today. 1266 00:57:11,236 --> 00:57:12,965 We can talk later. 1267 00:57:13,038 --> 00:57:13,970 Ernest. 1268 00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:15,631 Ernest, stop it! 1269 00:57:15,707 --> 00:57:16,969 What has gotten into you?! 1270 00:57:17,042 --> 00:57:18,202 - Stop it! - [Growls] 1271 00:57:18,277 --> 00:57:19,505 Get off me! 1272 00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:21,876 [Barks, growls] 1273 00:57:22,881 --> 00:57:26,817 Get away from me, you mangy little mutt! 1274 00:57:26,885 --> 00:57:31,618 You are slimers, P. Worrell! 1275 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:32,952 [Growling] 1276 00:57:33,025 --> 00:57:34,617 [Door closes] 1277 00:57:37,429 --> 00:57:39,829 Here, you little rat ball. 1278 00:57:39,898 --> 00:57:41,889 [Engine turns over] 1279 00:57:45,237 --> 00:57:47,330 [Growling] 1280 00:57:50,375 --> 00:57:53,344 [Barking] 1281 00:57:53,412 --> 00:57:57,371 [Sighs] So it's come to this. 1282 00:57:57,449 --> 00:58:04,150 A pointless, miserable end to a shallow, meaningless life. 1283 00:58:04,223 --> 00:58:07,056 But it's as it should be. 1284 00:58:07,125 --> 00:58:10,424 It's the hand I've been dealt, 1285 00:58:10,496 --> 00:58:14,489 and I have to play it as it lays. 1286 00:58:14,566 --> 00:58:15,863 Oh, I'm not going to cry 1287 00:58:15,934 --> 00:58:17,834 because life's thrown me a curve. 1288 00:58:17,903 --> 00:58:22,806 I'm... I'm not going to whine because I got mashed potatoes 1289 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:26,936 when French fries is what I really wanted. 1290 00:58:27,012 --> 00:58:32,040 It's time for me to... step up to the plate, 1291 00:58:32,117 --> 00:58:34,608 belly up to the bar! 1292 00:58:34,686 --> 00:58:40,454 It's time for me to look fate square in the eye, 1293 00:58:40,526 --> 00:58:45,156 flare my nostrils, breathe life's last breath! 1294 00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:49,291 It's time for me to lie down with lions 1295 00:58:49,368 --> 00:58:52,303 so I can soar with the eagles! 1296 00:58:52,371 --> 00:58:53,633 All right! 1297 00:58:53,705 --> 00:58:55,002 I'm ready! 1298 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,870 Come and get me! 1299 00:58:56,942 --> 00:58:58,409 Let's do it! 1300 00:58:58,477 --> 00:59:01,446 Come on, Nash. Its time. 1301 00:59:01,513 --> 00:59:07,383 [Crying] I don't wanna die. 1302 00:59:07,452 --> 00:59:10,182 [Sobbing] 1303 00:59:14,026 --> 00:59:17,757 [Indistinct talking] 1304 00:59:22,568 --> 00:59:23,967 [Ernest whimpering] 1305 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:33,778 [Dramatic music plays] 1306 00:59:36,648 --> 00:59:37,808 Is it fixed yet? 1307 00:59:37,883 --> 00:59:38,850 No. 1308 00:59:38,917 --> 00:59:40,179 Would you like a cigarette 1309 00:59:40,252 --> 00:59:42,243 or a blindfold or something? 1310 00:59:42,321 --> 00:59:46,849 No, I'm afraid of the dark, and cigarettes will kill you. 1311 00:59:48,961 --> 00:59:50,929 Maybe a few last words. 1312 00:59:50,996 --> 00:59:53,760 Nash, take it like a man. 1313 00:59:53,832 --> 00:59:57,131 But I'm not Nash. I'm Ernest. 1314 00:59:59,905 --> 01:00:03,841 "And what is an Ernest?" You might ask. 1315 01:00:03,909 --> 01:00:08,972 A man with a past rich in both history and tradition. 1316 01:00:09,047 --> 01:00:14,451 Should we punish this man for crimes he did not commit? 1317 01:00:14,519 --> 01:00:16,817 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1318 01:00:16,888 --> 01:00:18,446 Can't you speed things up? 1319 01:00:18,523 --> 01:00:19,888 Okay, okay. 1320 01:00:19,958 --> 01:00:23,621 Such a man should be set... free. 1321 01:00:23,695 --> 01:00:32,069 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1322 01:00:32,137 --> 01:00:33,627 [Silence] 1323 01:00:33,705 --> 01:00:36,970 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1324 01:00:37,042 --> 01:00:38,634 [Silence] 1325 01:00:38,710 --> 01:00:39,642 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1326 01:00:39,711 --> 01:00:42,179 [Silence] 1327 01:00:47,419 --> 01:00:48,408 Oh! 1328 01:00:48,487 --> 01:00:55,655 [Electricity crackling, metal rattling] 1329 01:00:55,727 --> 01:00:56,819 Hit the alarm! 1330 01:00:56,895 --> 01:00:58,021 Run for it! 1331 01:00:58,096 --> 01:00:59,154 [Alarm ringing] 1332 01:00:59,231 --> 01:01:00,698 Let's go! 1333 01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,198 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1334 01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:05,998 [Ringing continues] 1335 01:01:06,071 --> 01:01:09,234 What's wrong with the door?! 1336 01:01:09,307 --> 01:01:11,741 Whoa! 1337 01:01:11,810 --> 01:01:13,710 Thanks, Nash! 1338 01:01:13,779 --> 01:01:16,543 [Indistinct talking] 1339 01:01:16,615 --> 01:01:20,073 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1340 01:01:20,152 --> 01:01:21,983 Man: There's been a breach in security. 1341 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:24,682 All guards to your emergency stations. 1342 01:01:24,756 --> 01:01:26,189 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1343 01:01:26,258 --> 01:01:28,192 Hey, what's going on here?! 1344 01:01:28,260 --> 01:01:31,491 All prisoners, return to your cells. 1345 01:01:31,563 --> 01:01:32,962 Return to your... 1346 01:01:33,031 --> 01:01:35,625 Let's go, Lyle. 1347 01:01:35,701 --> 01:01:38,602 Get outta my way! 1348 01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:39,728 There he is! 1349 01:01:39,805 --> 01:01:42,239 Stop him! Fire! 1350 01:01:42,307 --> 01:01:44,400 All: Aaahhhhh! 1351 01:01:44,476 --> 01:01:45,534 Come on! Get outta here! 1352 01:01:45,610 --> 01:01:47,578 Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 1353 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:53,741 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1354 01:02:00,025 --> 01:02:02,118 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1355 01:02:05,664 --> 01:02:07,791 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1356 01:02:07,866 --> 01:02:09,299 Cut him down now! 1357 01:02:09,367 --> 01:02:12,268 It worked before. [Grunting] 1358 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:14,931 All: Aaahh! 1359 01:02:18,910 --> 01:02:20,571 Ahh! 1360 01:02:23,248 --> 01:02:25,512 Diii-ha! 1361 01:02:26,752 --> 01:02:28,117 Yihaw! Yihaw! 1362 01:02:29,521 --> 01:02:31,751 Yiiiihaww! Yihaw! 1363 01:02:31,823 --> 01:02:32,915 Ahh! 1364 01:02:32,991 --> 01:02:34,754 Open sesame. 1365 01:02:35,327 --> 01:02:37,591 [Explosion] 1366 01:02:40,432 --> 01:02:41,364 Not so fast. 1367 01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:43,333 You better watch out, Rubin. 1368 01:02:43,401 --> 01:02:44,333 I'll zot you. 1369 01:02:44,402 --> 01:02:46,370 You're a dead man, Worrell. 1370 01:02:46,438 --> 01:02:48,702 Very well. You asked for it. 1371 01:02:48,774 --> 01:02:53,939 After all, I am Ernest P. Worrell, Electroman. 1372 01:02:54,012 --> 01:02:55,741 [Electricity fizzles] 1373 01:02:55,814 --> 01:02:58,977 [Fizzling] 1374 01:03:05,624 --> 01:03:10,186 [Metals clink] 1375 01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:11,627 [Laughs nervously] 1376 01:03:11,696 --> 01:03:12,993 Did I ever tell you 1377 01:03:13,064 --> 01:03:16,056 that you have a really classic Greek profile? 1378 01:03:16,134 --> 01:03:17,465 Shut up. 1379 01:03:18,570 --> 01:03:19,901 Let him go. 1380 01:03:19,971 --> 01:03:23,839 Lyle, you talk. That's great. 1381 01:03:23,909 --> 01:03:25,604 Have you flipped? Come on. 1382 01:03:25,677 --> 01:03:28,874 We got to get rid of this guy before he blows the whole thing. 1383 01:03:28,947 --> 01:03:30,812 No, he's different than us. 1384 01:03:30,882 --> 01:03:33,749 Shut up and get out of my way. 1385 01:03:33,819 --> 01:03:35,252 You better go. 1386 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:39,256 Mr. Nash is probably robbing the bank right now. 1387 01:03:39,324 --> 01:03:40,586 Nash? 1388 01:03:40,659 --> 01:03:42,684 Well, come with me. 1389 01:03:42,761 --> 01:03:44,786 I don't belong out there. 1390 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:46,660 I got a place in here. 1391 01:03:46,731 --> 01:03:49,723 Well, I'm gonna miss you, good buddy. 1392 01:03:49,801 --> 01:03:53,066 Ernest, things won't be the same without you, 1393 01:03:53,138 --> 01:03:54,662 you know what I mean? 1394 01:03:54,739 --> 01:03:57,264 If anybody does... 1395 01:03:58,643 --> 01:04:02,409 So long, Lyle! I'll send you a cake! 1396 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,879 There he is! 1397 01:04:03,949 --> 01:04:05,678 [Indistinct yelling] 1398 01:04:05,750 --> 01:04:06,739 Come on! 1399 01:04:06,818 --> 01:04:09,218 All right! We got ya! 1400 01:04:09,287 --> 01:04:11,278 Come on, Lyle. Back inside. 1401 01:04:11,356 --> 01:04:12,914 Don't let him get away. 1402 01:04:12,991 --> 01:04:14,720 Get the dogs! Come on! 1403 01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:16,192 Move it! 1404 01:04:16,261 --> 01:04:18,855 Nobody has ever escaped from this facility 1405 01:04:18,930 --> 01:04:20,295 since I've been warden, 1406 01:04:20,365 --> 01:04:22,424 and they're not gonna start now. 1407 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,990 All right, let's go, men. 1408 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:26,731 Consider the prisoner extremely dangerous. 1409 01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:37,909 What are you doing now, Ernest? 1410 01:04:43,021 --> 01:04:44,113 That's it. 1411 01:04:44,189 --> 01:04:48,216 Is everyone who works here a moron? 1412 01:04:48,293 --> 01:04:50,887 Can't you see what I'm doing? 1413 01:04:50,962 --> 01:04:52,395 I'm robbing the bank. 1414 01:04:52,464 --> 01:04:56,366 I'm gonna blow the safe, take the money, and leave. 1415 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,061 I'm robbing the bank. 1416 01:04:58,136 --> 01:05:02,129 I'm stealing the money that you are paid to protect. 1417 01:05:04,042 --> 01:05:05,839 I'm robbing the bank. 1418 01:05:05,911 --> 01:05:09,745 [Laughs] Ppbbhhtt! 1419 01:05:09,814 --> 01:05:11,839 [Chuckles] 1420 01:05:11,917 --> 01:05:13,179 [Laughing and wheezing] 1421 01:05:13,251 --> 01:05:15,651 [Chuckling] 1422 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,984 - [Thud] - [Laughing] 1423 01:05:19,157 --> 01:05:21,421 [Thud] 1424 01:05:21,493 --> 01:05:24,189 [Chuckles] 1425 01:05:31,903 --> 01:05:33,165 [Gasps] 1426 01:05:33,238 --> 01:05:36,503 I've been vandalized... 1427 01:05:36,574 --> 01:05:39,202 by Elvis. 1428 01:05:39,277 --> 01:05:41,871 I can't believe it! I can't believe it! 1429 01:05:41,947 --> 01:05:43,608 First Ernest and now this! 1430 01:05:43,682 --> 01:05:46,776 [Exhales deeply] I am acting like the victim again. 1431 01:05:46,851 --> 01:05:49,945 I need to tell Ernest exactly how I feel, 1432 01:05:50,021 --> 01:05:53,718 and I need to do it right now while I'm still mad! 1433 01:05:53,792 --> 01:05:54,986 Ah. 1434 01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:57,620 - [Flicks finger] - That's better. 1435 01:05:57,696 --> 01:05:58,788 [Whistling] 1436 01:05:58,863 --> 01:06:01,195 Rimshot. Rimshot. Here, boy. 1437 01:06:01,266 --> 01:06:02,358 [Whistling] 1438 01:06:02,434 --> 01:06:03,901 Rimshot? Rimshot. 1439 01:06:03,969 --> 01:06:06,062 [Whistling] Rimshot? 1440 01:06:06,137 --> 01:06:08,469 [Rimshot barking] 1441 01:06:11,076 --> 01:06:13,977 Rimshot? 1442 01:06:14,045 --> 01:06:15,740 [Barking continues] 1443 01:06:15,814 --> 01:06:17,543 [Whistles] Rimshot? 1444 01:06:17,615 --> 01:06:19,173 Rimshot. 1445 01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:20,547 Rimshot! 1446 01:06:20,618 --> 01:06:23,678 How did you get in there? 1447 01:06:23,755 --> 01:06:29,250 What kind of a person would throw away a perfectly good dog? 1448 01:06:29,327 --> 01:06:32,160 - [Barking] - Come on, Rimshot. Let's go. 1449 01:06:32,230 --> 01:06:35,927 [Dogs barking] 1450 01:06:36,001 --> 01:06:39,801 [Sirens wailing] 1451 01:06:53,752 --> 01:06:56,243 Don't you worry about your diet, chubby. 1452 01:06:59,424 --> 01:07:00,914 As soon as I set this fuse, 1453 01:07:00,992 --> 01:07:03,984 you're gonna lose all that weight. 1454 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:10,930 [Dialing telephone] 1455 01:07:12,570 --> 01:07:14,731 Mr. Pendlesmythe, its Charlotte. 1456 01:07:14,806 --> 01:07:16,637 I-I know you won't believe this, 1457 01:07:16,708 --> 01:07:19,506 but it looks like Ernest is robbing the bank. 1458 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:21,772 I know, but I am here right now. 1459 01:07:25,550 --> 01:07:27,381 [Barking] 1460 01:07:29,687 --> 01:07:30,915 [Sirens wailing] 1461 01:07:33,992 --> 01:07:35,983 Look, I don't know what's gotten into you, 1462 01:07:36,061 --> 01:07:37,790 but you can't go through with this! 1463 01:07:37,862 --> 01:07:38,794 Ernest! Ernest! 1464 01:07:38,863 --> 01:07:39,989 Look... 1465 01:07:40,065 --> 01:07:41,692 I am not this Ernest guy. 1466 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:43,961 I just happen to look like him. 1467 01:07:44,035 --> 01:07:46,265 I switched with him, you get it? 1468 01:07:46,337 --> 01:07:47,599 You what? 1469 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:49,071 Look, would the real Ernest 1470 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:51,040 have been able to knock out Chuck 1471 01:07:51,109 --> 01:07:53,805 or set a time bomb without it going off in his face? 1472 01:07:53,878 --> 01:07:55,106 And look at the floors. 1473 01:07:55,180 --> 01:07:57,614 Did you notice how clean they've been lately? 1474 01:07:57,682 --> 01:07:59,513 You are an imposter. 1475 01:07:59,584 --> 01:08:03,020 What did you do with the real Ernest? 1476 01:08:03,088 --> 01:08:04,316 Where is he? 1477 01:08:04,389 --> 01:08:05,447 He's dead by now. 1478 01:08:05,523 --> 01:08:07,115 What do you mean he's dead? 1479 01:08:07,192 --> 01:08:09,558 I don't believe you! What have you done with him?! 1480 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:11,288 I haven't done anything with him. 1481 01:08:11,362 --> 01:08:13,922 Your dedicated public servants down in the state pen 1482 01:08:13,998 --> 01:08:15,795 put him in the chair hours ago. 1483 01:08:15,867 --> 01:08:20,167 Well, I'll be seeing you, sweetheart. 1484 01:08:20,238 --> 01:08:24,004 Or rather, I'll be seeing parts of you. 1485 01:08:24,075 --> 01:08:25,303 Ha ha ha ha. 1486 01:08:25,376 --> 01:08:29,540 Parts of you... ha ha ha ha ha! 1487 01:08:29,614 --> 01:08:30,546 [Door slams] 1488 01:08:30,615 --> 01:08:33,140 [Beeping] 1489 01:08:33,218 --> 01:08:36,551 [Sirens wailing] 1490 01:08:39,457 --> 01:08:42,290 [Barking] 1491 01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:45,420 Shh. Rimshot, don't say a word. 1492 01:08:50,935 --> 01:08:53,369 [Barking] 1493 01:08:53,438 --> 01:08:56,373 Uh... uh. 1494 01:08:56,441 --> 01:08:58,238 Charlie! 1495 01:08:58,309 --> 01:08:59,708 [Barking] 1496 01:09:01,713 --> 01:09:03,078 Ow! 1497 01:09:03,148 --> 01:09:04,240 Chuck: That's it. Get him in position. 1498 01:09:04,315 --> 01:09:06,249 Ow! Chuck! 1499 01:09:06,317 --> 01:09:08,046 Ow! 1500 01:09:08,119 --> 01:09:10,644 What's gotten into you, Chuck? It's me! Ow! 1501 01:09:10,722 --> 01:09:13,885 You sure have a funny way of saying hello. 1502 01:09:13,958 --> 01:09:15,619 Do you think I'd let you get near me 1503 01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:17,160 after what you did to Ernest... 1504 01:09:17,228 --> 01:09:19,355 one of the sweetest, kindest men who ever lived? 1505 01:09:19,430 --> 01:09:21,091 [Sirens wailing] 1506 01:09:21,166 --> 01:09:23,896 Gosh, Charlotte, I-I'm touched. 1507 01:09:24,936 --> 01:09:27,700 [Sirens wailing, dogs barking] 1508 01:09:27,772 --> 01:09:29,069 Okay, now, listen to me. 1509 01:09:29,140 --> 01:09:30,539 When I give the signal, 1510 01:09:30,608 --> 01:09:33,099 I want you to hit him with everything we've got. 1511 01:09:33,178 --> 01:09:34,110 What? 1512 01:09:34,179 --> 01:09:35,737 Sir, we got civilians in there. 1513 01:09:39,851 --> 01:09:41,443 Worrell. 1514 01:09:41,519 --> 01:09:43,783 Nash. 1515 01:09:43,855 --> 01:09:46,756 [Shrieking] 1516 01:09:46,824 --> 01:09:50,385 Now, Nash, this is Warden Carmichael. Now, we've got you surrounded. 1517 01:09:50,461 --> 01:09:52,361 Come on out with your hands up. 1518 01:09:52,430 --> 01:09:55,729 Nash, let the hostages go. 1519 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:58,667 Looks like I got myself another hostage. 1520 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:02,729 Too bad. I thought you were dead. 1521 01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:04,069 Not yet. 1522 01:10:04,142 --> 01:10:06,940 So... it comes to this. 1523 01:10:07,011 --> 01:10:10,742 Man to man, mano a mano, 1524 01:10:10,815 --> 01:10:13,079 toe to toe, nose to nose, 1525 01:10:13,151 --> 01:10:18,145 shirts and skins, eggs over medium. 1526 01:10:18,223 --> 01:10:19,622 Be careful, Ernest! 1527 01:10:20,158 --> 01:10:21,216 Ohh! 1528 01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:22,884 Chuck: He should've ducked. 1529 01:10:22,961 --> 01:10:24,451 Here, let me help you up. 1530 01:10:24,529 --> 01:10:26,724 I want to show you your new desk. 1531 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,331 Stop it! 1532 01:10:31,402 --> 01:10:32,892 - Get up. - Chuck: Yeah, stop it! 1533 01:10:34,572 --> 01:10:36,972 I can't believe I was fooled by that man. 1534 01:10:37,041 --> 01:10:38,474 I sensed it immediately. 1535 01:10:38,543 --> 01:10:40,568 - [Thud] - [Chuckles] 1536 01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,909 Freeze, punk. 1537 01:10:42,981 --> 01:10:45,142 Make your play. 1538 01:10:45,216 --> 01:10:47,184 Chuck: All right, Bobby! Burn him! 1539 01:10:57,829 --> 01:10:59,421 [Groaning] 1540 01:11:06,070 --> 01:11:08,834 What are you waiting for?! Burn him! 1541 01:11:10,275 --> 01:11:11,333 [Gunshot] 1542 01:11:11,409 --> 01:11:12,933 [Barking] 1543 01:11:13,011 --> 01:11:14,672 Bobby! 1544 01:11:14,746 --> 01:11:16,270 Bobby! 1545 01:11:16,347 --> 01:11:17,371 The gun! 1546 01:11:17,448 --> 01:11:19,143 [Barking] 1547 01:11:19,217 --> 01:11:20,377 [Barking] 1548 01:11:20,451 --> 01:11:22,043 Get away from there. 1549 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,315 [Beeping] 1550 01:11:25,790 --> 01:11:29,055 Nash: Give me that gun or I'll rip your lungs out. 1551 01:11:29,127 --> 01:11:30,321 Give it here! 1552 01:11:30,395 --> 01:11:31,794 Chuck: Bobby, go to plan 12! 1553 01:11:31,863 --> 01:11:34,730 Let go! 1554 01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:36,325 Let go. 1555 01:11:36,401 --> 01:11:38,369 Ohhh. 1556 01:11:38,436 --> 01:11:41,234 Warden: You haven't got a prayer, Nash. 1557 01:11:41,306 --> 01:11:43,069 You're completely surrounded. Give it up. 1558 01:11:43,141 --> 01:11:45,439 Chuck: Bobby! 1559 01:11:47,312 --> 01:11:48,540 What do you want me to do now? 1560 01:11:48,613 --> 01:11:49,910 Deploy them around to the back. 1561 01:11:49,981 --> 01:11:51,209 Okay, second team, let's move. 1562 01:11:51,282 --> 01:11:52,374 You heard him! Let's go! 1563 01:11:53,551 --> 01:11:54,540 Toast time. 1564 01:11:54,619 --> 01:11:56,143 [Electricity crackling] 1565 01:11:58,923 --> 01:12:00,754 [Laughing] 1566 01:12:02,293 --> 01:12:04,124 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1567 01:12:06,631 --> 01:12:07,563 [Thud] 1568 01:12:07,632 --> 01:12:09,395 [Whimpers] 1569 01:12:09,467 --> 01:12:11,935 It looks like one way or another, 1570 01:12:12,003 --> 01:12:14,198 this was just his night to fry. 1571 01:12:14,272 --> 01:12:15,330 [Laughing] 1572 01:12:15,406 --> 01:12:16,703 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1573 01:12:18,242 --> 01:12:19,436 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1574 01:12:19,510 --> 01:12:21,375 [Whimpers] 1575 01:12:21,446 --> 01:12:24,142 [Electricity crackling, Ernest babbling] 1576 01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:31,752 I'm floating. 1577 01:12:31,823 --> 01:12:32,949 I'm lighter than air. 1578 01:12:33,024 --> 01:12:35,117 What's happening to me? 1579 01:12:35,193 --> 01:12:37,753 He's polarized. He... he's weightless. 1580 01:12:37,829 --> 01:12:39,387 Gravity's lost its grip. 1581 01:12:39,464 --> 01:12:41,796 I'll show you polarized. 1582 01:12:41,866 --> 01:12:43,424 Ahhhhhhhh! 1583 01:12:43,501 --> 01:12:46,436 - Time to put your butt on spin cycle. - Ahhhhhhh! 1584 01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:50,867 Ahhhhhhhhhh! 1585 01:12:50,942 --> 01:12:53,069 Right down the middle. 1586 01:12:54,212 --> 01:12:55,543 [Thud] 1587 01:12:55,613 --> 01:12:57,103 [Wind whistling] 1588 01:12:57,181 --> 01:12:57,875 [Barks] 1589 01:12:57,949 --> 01:12:59,416 Ahhhhh! 1590 01:13:00,051 --> 01:13:03,145 Ahhhhhhh! Oh, no! No! No! No! 1591 01:13:03,221 --> 01:13:03,949 - Ugh! - [Thud] 1592 01:13:05,189 --> 01:13:06,178 - Ugh! - [Thud] 1593 01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,451 Chuck! Bob...! Chuck! Bob...! 1594 01:13:07,525 --> 01:13:08,924 - Stop it! - Doh! 1595 01:13:11,229 --> 01:13:12,628 Uhhhhh! 1596 01:13:12,697 --> 01:13:13,561 - [Thud] - Oh! 1597 01:13:15,266 --> 01:13:16,255 Uhhhhh! 1598 01:13:16,334 --> 01:13:17,266 [Thud] 1599 01:13:17,335 --> 01:13:18,461 [Creaking] 1600 01:13:18,536 --> 01:13:19,025 Oh! 1601 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:19,967 [Thud] 1602 01:13:20,037 --> 01:13:20,469 Oh! 1603 01:13:20,538 --> 01:13:21,266 [Thud] 1604 01:13:21,339 --> 01:13:21,805 Ow! 1605 01:13:21,873 --> 01:13:22,669 [Thud] 1606 01:13:22,740 --> 01:13:23,263 Oh! 1607 01:13:23,341 --> 01:13:24,399 [Thud] 1608 01:13:24,475 --> 01:13:26,067 Nash: To the moon, bozo! 1609 01:13:26,144 --> 01:13:27,509 Leave him alone! 1610 01:13:27,578 --> 01:13:28,806 Uh! 1611 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,643 Chuck: Ernest, you're in control! 1612 01:13:30,715 --> 01:13:32,683 That's it! 1613 01:13:33,651 --> 01:13:36,279 Nash, listen to me. Let the hostages go. 1614 01:13:36,354 --> 01:13:39,118 Yeah, right, warden. This'll take care of him. 1615 01:13:39,190 --> 01:13:40,657 Ernest, incoming. 1616 01:13:43,661 --> 01:13:45,492 3:00. Maybe 2:30. 1617 01:13:46,197 --> 01:13:47,858 50... 3/4... 1618 01:13:49,834 --> 01:13:52,302 Uh, uh, uh, uh. 1619 01:13:52,370 --> 01:13:55,703 Ahhhhhhh! 1620 01:13:57,074 --> 01:13:58,132 [Splat] 1621 01:13:58,209 --> 01:14:01,940 Wa-ahhhhhhhh! 1622 01:14:03,414 --> 01:14:05,041 Get this thing off of me. 1623 01:14:05,116 --> 01:14:06,777 Watch out, Ernest! He's getting up! 1624 01:14:06,851 --> 01:14:09,183 Aaaahhhhhh! 1625 01:14:09,253 --> 01:14:11,153 Chuck: Ernest, grab the lamp! 1626 01:14:11,222 --> 01:14:13,588 Be careful. Those lamps are expensive. 1627 01:14:13,658 --> 01:14:14,647 [Cracking] 1628 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:18,191 Go back to plan "B." 1629 01:14:18,262 --> 01:14:19,194 [Gasps] 1630 01:14:19,263 --> 01:14:21,026 I'm gonna kill him. 1631 01:14:21,098 --> 01:14:21,996 Ahh! 1632 01:14:22,066 --> 01:14:22,725 [Glass shatters] 1633 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,324 Huh? 1634 01:14:24,402 --> 01:14:25,892 W-What's going on in there? 1635 01:14:25,970 --> 01:14:27,961 Get your head down! Who is this guy? 1636 01:14:28,039 --> 01:14:29,199 It's my bank. 1637 01:14:29,273 --> 01:14:31,969 Peter Pan, eat your heart out. 1638 01:14:33,144 --> 01:14:35,635 [Humming] 1639 01:14:35,713 --> 01:14:38,307 Here. Have a seat. 1640 01:14:39,750 --> 01:14:40,409 Ahhhhhh! 1641 01:14:40,485 --> 01:14:42,612 [Thud] 1642 01:14:43,654 --> 01:14:45,383 [Machine whirring] 1643 01:14:45,456 --> 01:14:46,650 Ugh! 1644 01:14:47,425 --> 01:14:49,416 Ahhhhhhhhh! 1645 01:14:49,494 --> 01:14:50,756 [Thud] 1646 01:14:51,162 --> 01:14:54,154 Ernest: Let go of me! 1647 01:14:54,232 --> 01:14:55,290 Pull on it! 1648 01:14:55,366 --> 01:14:56,890 Pull on it! Chuck! 1649 01:14:56,968 --> 01:14:57,900 I am. 1650 01:14:57,969 --> 01:15:00,403 My wrist is beginning to chafe. 1651 01:15:00,471 --> 01:15:01,995 Ernest! 1652 01:15:02,974 --> 01:15:05,442 Stop this thing! Somebody, stop... 1653 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:11,949 Nash: Come on, get me off of this thing! 1654 01:15:13,951 --> 01:15:16,943 Hey, Nash, you'll never get him now. [Laughing] 1655 01:15:17,021 --> 01:15:19,990 Please be sure that your seat backs and tray tables 1656 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:23,458 are in their full, upright, and locked positions before landing. 1657 01:15:23,528 --> 01:15:24,927 Let me off of this thing! 1658 01:15:24,996 --> 01:15:26,827 Thanks for shopping with us. Ah heh heh heh heh. 1659 01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:29,059 No, don't touch that button. 1660 01:15:29,133 --> 01:15:29,895 No! 1661 01:15:29,967 --> 01:15:31,594 Aaaahhhhh! 1662 01:15:31,669 --> 01:15:32,727 [Crash] 1663 01:15:32,803 --> 01:15:33,792 All right! 1664 01:15:35,339 --> 01:15:37,899 E-e-e-e-e-w. 1665 01:15:37,975 --> 01:15:41,138 15 seconds, Chuck! 1666 01:15:41,212 --> 01:15:44,545 [Shrieking] 1667 01:15:44,615 --> 01:15:48,551 Bobby, unlock me! 1668 01:15:48,619 --> 01:15:50,246 Ernest, the bomb! 1669 01:15:50,321 --> 01:15:52,255 I'm coming. 1670 01:15:52,323 --> 01:15:53,756 Don't worry, Charlotte. I'll save you. 1671 01:15:53,824 --> 01:15:55,223 Give me that. 1672 01:15:55,293 --> 01:15:59,491 Up, up, and away-y-y-y-y-y! 1673 01:15:59,564 --> 01:16:03,000 [Glass shatters] 1674 01:16:07,405 --> 01:16:09,635 He's getting away. 1675 01:16:09,740 --> 01:16:11,071 [Wind whistling] 1676 01:16:13,878 --> 01:16:14,970 - [Explosion] - Whoa! 1677 01:16:15,046 --> 01:16:16,274 Wow! 1678 01:16:27,592 --> 01:16:31,688 [Crying] Oh... my buddy's gone. 1679 01:16:31,762 --> 01:16:33,957 [Whimpers] 1680 01:16:43,040 --> 01:16:45,133 He's been here all right. 1681 01:16:45,209 --> 01:16:46,938 I recognize his work. 1682 01:16:47,011 --> 01:16:49,172 Ernest saved us, Mr. Pendlesmythe. 1683 01:16:49,246 --> 01:16:52,306 He saved your stupid bank and all your stupid money. 1684 01:16:52,383 --> 01:16:53,975 Ernest wasn't a thief. He was a hero. 1685 01:16:54,051 --> 01:16:55,780 [Indistinct talking] 1686 01:16:55,853 --> 01:16:57,821 Well, maybe you're right. 1687 01:16:57,888 --> 01:16:58,855 Stick a sock in it. 1688 01:16:58,923 --> 01:17:00,015 Unh. 1689 01:17:00,091 --> 01:17:03,424 Put 'em down, boys. Nice and easy. 1690 01:17:03,494 --> 01:17:07,362 And all of you, move over there. Come on, move. 1691 01:17:07,431 --> 01:17:08,796 Nash... 1692 01:17:08,866 --> 01:17:10,834 you'll never get away with this. 1693 01:17:10,901 --> 01:17:13,028 Oh, yeah, warden? I think so. 1694 01:17:13,104 --> 01:17:16,540 She's my ticket outta here. Come over here, sweetie. 1695 01:17:16,607 --> 01:17:18,131 Ahhhhhhh! 1696 01:17:18,209 --> 01:17:19,471 [Thud] 1697 01:17:21,545 --> 01:17:25,538 Uhhhh. Uh-oh. 1698 01:17:26,917 --> 01:17:28,544 Ernest, you're alive. 1699 01:17:28,619 --> 01:17:31,110 [Rimshot barking] 1700 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,951 [Coughing] 1701 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:37,017 I came. I saw. 1702 01:17:37,094 --> 01:17:40,291 I got blowed up. 1703 01:17:40,364 --> 01:17:41,456 [Thud] 1704 01:18:01,852 --> 01:18:03,843 [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Play it, Sam. 1705 01:18:03,921 --> 01:18:05,889 The piano will cover up the shot. 1706 01:18:07,391 --> 01:18:10,952 ♪ Don't make me climb the coconut tree ♪ 1707 01:18:11,028 --> 01:18:14,088 ♪ That would be a catastrophe ♪ 1708 01:18:14,165 --> 01:18:17,032 ♪ I would not make it halfway, you see ♪ 1709 01:18:17,101 --> 01:18:20,730 ♪ I'm wearing the wrong kind of shoes ♪ 1710 01:18:20,805 --> 01:18:24,104 ♪ Don't make me climb the coconut tree ♪ 1711 01:18:24,175 --> 01:18:27,542 ♪ I think I owe you an apology ♪ 1712 01:18:27,611 --> 01:18:30,637 ♪ But ask anyone who grew up with me ♪ 1713 01:18:30,715 --> 01:18:34,947 ♪ I'm not one to easily bruise ♪ 1714 01:18:35,019 --> 01:18:38,318 ♪ Don't make me climb ♪ 1715 01:18:38,389 --> 01:18:41,790 ♪ No, don't make me climb ♪ 1716 01:18:41,859 --> 01:18:44,089 ♪ Don't make me climb ♪ 1717 01:18:44,161 --> 01:18:47,460 ♪ These aren't my tree-climbing shoes ♪ 1718 01:18:47,531 --> 01:18:50,659 Hey, man, if I had known you were back, man, 1719 01:18:50,735 --> 01:18:52,760 I wouldn't have worn my wingtips. 1720 01:18:52,837 --> 01:18:54,395 Look, there's no tread left on these. 1721 01:18:54,472 --> 01:18:55,803 See? Look. 1722 01:18:55,873 --> 01:18:57,670 You can't eat those coconuts anyway, man. 1723 01:18:57,742 --> 01:18:58,936 Monkeys have been up there. 1724 01:18:59,009 --> 01:19:01,136 Eh, put that down! Put that down! 1725 01:19:01,212 --> 01:19:04,613 Don't! Don't push, man. Don't make me climb. 1726 01:19:04,682 --> 01:19:08,618 ♪ No, please don't make me climb ♪ 1727 01:19:08,686 --> 01:19:11,280 ♪ No, don't make me climb ♪ 1728 01:19:11,355 --> 01:19:14,950 ♪ These aren't my tree-climbing shoes ♪ 1729 01:19:15,025 --> 01:19:18,825 ♪ Ah, don't make me climb ♪ 1730 01:19:18,896 --> 01:19:22,457 ♪ No, don't make me climb ♪ 1731 01:19:22,533 --> 01:19:25,001 ♪ Don't make me climb ♪ 1732 01:19:25,069 --> 01:19:27,970 ♪ These aren't my tree-climbing shoes ♪ 1733 01:19:28,038 --> 01:19:29,471 Wha... 1734 01:19:29,940 --> 01:19:38,006 [Music continues] 120818