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- Come on, stop it... I have to go to work! - You know I like it better... in the morning.

Yeah... you are good in the morning!

Normal people screw at night. If you weren't so bloody tired ...

... when you got home from your work, I wouldn't be late for my work in the morning!

You know I have a hard job.

- That's your problem... - And I must be a fool to keep doing it!

Ever since that asshole, Fred, left me last year, the work's become too much for one guy!

Yeah, I guess Joe's no help. But Fred sure landed on his feet, didn't he? Just screwing!

Yeah, that's a job... the lucky bastard!

Why don't you find a woman to feed you? Then you wouldn't have to work so hard!

- Do you have much work at the office today? - I'm not sure. It depends...

Breakfast is ready, madam!

- Good morning... it looks delicious! - Yes, doesn't it?

- Did you forget that today's our anniversary? - Our anniversary? Has it really been a year?

- Was it that time on the beach, at Tenerife? - Yes, it was one year ago today ...

... that you rubbed suntan oil on my back on that very beach!

Sure... I remember!

- Thank you, Francie! You may go now... - Yes, madam, I'm leaving.

She's a very attractive girl, and I have the feeling you'd like to go to bed with her.

- Or have you already? - I prefer the bed of the lady of the house!

After sharing the same bed for a year, who knows?

Maybe you'd like to try someone a bit younger than me?

You're putting me on! Perhaps it's the other way around?

You're just wonderful, my stud! Even better than the first day.

To a wild, wonderful year!

- The post has arrived, madam. - Good, bring it here!

Thank you, Francie. You may go now, and please take the dog out.

Yes, of course, madam... for a very long walk!

Wouldn't you like to look after her for a change?

Touching's better than looking!

Decidely!

Anyway, I never had an orgasm from looking!

My strong, ugly pitbull is always ready!

Not yet! Let's go somewhere more comfortable.

- You still look horny... - Oh, shit, I left the damn microphone connected!

You'd better pull it out of the booth, then!

I hate pulling anything out!

Idiot!

Hello? Ah... there's my little treasure!

Good morning. What's the matter?

Yeah... I know all that!

You're always right... naturally!

Are you going to show up for work, or not?

Just because you're the boss doesn't mean you can leave me standing in front of a house!

I've been waiting an hour and a half!

Hold your horses! There's no reason to get all worked up. I'm on my way.

See you later...

Not so fast! Where's my kiss?

Don't forget to bring home the coffee and some wine.

- You're always thinking about drinking! - You know that's not true... don't you?

- Yeah... - You're the one who likes her wine!

- I guess so. I won't buy any wine. - Maybe you should.

You know I like a drink after work. See you later...

You always stop at the very best part.

Why do you complain about sitting around in the fresh air when you're getting paid for it?

Yes, I know I'm getting paid. But you're not the only one with a busy love-life!

The next time you plan to screw Nana, you'd better let me know in advance!

My George wouldn't mind having me a little longer.

Cut the shit, and get to work!

Yeah, and we're going to go crazy trying to get through all the work we have to do!

- Don't worry, we've always finished it before. - Yeah... and how many women today?

- I'll give you a couple, if you want. - You're kidding!

It was nice that you could stay a bit longer today.

- Maybe we should go on another holiday together? - I don't think that will be possible.

- What do you mean by that? - I have something difficult to say to you, Fred.

- But please fill my glass first. - I have an idea what you're trying to tell me.

This will be our last glass of champagne together, right?

So you've known all along? This will make it much easier to break it to you.

- So why today? - Well, it is our anniversary.

Don't you remember what I said? You always have to stop at the best part.

The Architects' Ball is tonight... you want to take someone else, and have your bed free!

No, the Architects' Ball has nothing to do with it.

I'm afraid... we just need to go our separate ways.

It's been a good year, but now it's over.

That's okay. When shall I leave?

When I come back tonight, I don't want to find you still in my house.

I'll pay for a vacation in Tenerife, or anyplace else you want to go!

You'll soon forget all this. You'll find plenty of women there.

You're a real bitch, you know. I'm not a male whore!

I didn't mean that. Although I do have a point.

You may find it hard to work after a year off.

- Am I such a fast worker? - So much so that you needn't go to Tenerife.

Some of my girlfriends might be able to afford a new lover.

- And you'll provide a reference? - Where do think you'll go?

Are you actually interested?

Yes, because I don't intend on running into you on my holiday.

And I certainly don't want another year with you.

Take that cheque. Enjoy yourself.

I really do have to go to work now. I'm late! Bless you...

Write me a letter, sometime.

Of course I'll remember, sweetheart!

And don't forget to call me from the office before you head home.

- I always do. See you! - Bye...

- Good morning. - Morning...

It gives me pleasure to see you young people working, working, working...

... and always so clean, eh?

Did my husband leave already? Too bad, because there's a light out in the kitchen.

- There's never a man around when you need one. - Don't worry, I'll fix it.

Thank you, Mr. Frank...

I'll be back in a minute!

I've never known you to take less than an hour when you do jobs for these housewives!

Take it easy, Joe! I'm just going to screw in a light bulb.

Yeah, and I'll bet you'll screw her, too!

- You know you have a really dirty mind! - Ah, go fuck yourself!

You're late, you bad boy!

- But your husband just left! - He was on the phone for two hours this morning.

I can't stay too long. My partner's being very difficult today.

When you take a break, you can fix the bulb for me.

And then I can fix you a nice breakfast, eh?

I'll be there...

- Bugger me! The fastest bulb-changer I know! - I didn't have time... I'll go back later.

- If I told Nana about that... - Then you'd really be buggered!

I'd shove this vacuum cleaner right up your ass, you little rat!

These cost a little more, but they're worth the extra expense!

Oh... just a moment, please.

Lily, see to the customer.

- Well, what brings you here today? - Hello, Nana. You look great!

- You're still the same, Fred. - Yeah, you know me!

Can I drop my suitcase over there? Thanks...

Don't tell me, you want to move in again?

I thought you had a good home, or couldn't she afford to keep you any more?

- So, tell me! - In a minute. Ah... Cuba Libre!

- Did she kick you out? - No milk of human kindness there.

Sometimes the richest people have the hardest time.

- Five thousand! You should invest it! - No chance.

Would you do me a favor, and let me sleep in your van for the night?

- No problem! - Tell me, who's Frank working with now?

A sweet little guy. He's a bit gay, but very nice.

He hired a gay guy to help him? I find that hard to believe.

Do you really? Why is that? Gays are alright.

Yeah... but when you see the kind of things you have to lift, ...

... do you think a little guy can manage that?

- Look at these lovely jackets! - Kind of expensive, don't you think?

What about these skirts?

I'd better get back to work. Go find Frank. You can spot his van easily enough.

Here, you can take my car. You still have a driver's license, or did she take that away, too?

You must be joking! Anyway, thanks for the keys.

Come by and pick me up after work. We can go for a drink together.

Just like the good old days...

Please finish your beer. We have more important things to do!

I never hurry a drink, if I can help it.

Aw, drink it up!

This is wonderful!

You can get something to eat later, eh?

Or suck from my breast.

- Hello! Where's Frank? - Inside.

- Which floor is he on? - How the hell should I know?

So you're the new one? I'm the old one.... Fred.

In that case, I guess I'll just clear out! Your uniform's too big for me anyway!

Stop, stop, stop! You keep it.

- I don't want to take anyone's job! - Please... take it!

- Why? What's the matter? - The matter? I'll tell you what's the matter!

Those bloody women are always wanting extra jobs done!

There's nothing wrong with that. Extra jobs... extra money!

Yeah... he keeps the extra money while I clean the stairs!

You should do some extra jobs for their husbands. It might be more to your liking.

Who are you trying to kid? I wouldn't stoop to that!

Those fat old businessmen... yuck!

Are you new?

- Yes, I'm his new partner. - Then I have a little welcoming present for you.

Here, fresh oranges!

There so full of vitamins, they'll give you extra strength!

Thanks a lot!

When you see Frank, would you ask him to come in and fix the cords to my curtains?

I'll tell him.

- Or... could you look at them yourself? - I leave all the tricky jobs to the boss.

I'll give him the message.

Here... for the new bulb.

You're always welcome in my home.

- We'll see. Maybe tomorrow. - Maybe I'll break something in the morning.

I'm sure something will happen. See you...

Goodbye...

Oh, I'm glad to see you! Did you remember about my curtain cords?

- You promised to help me fix them. - I have a lot of work to do right now.

Why don't you send up the other worker? You know, the new one.

- The new one? - The big fellow with a beard.

Okay... I'll see about him.

- What are you doing here? - Guess!

Where's Joe?

He just walked off when he found out who I was.

Oh, yeah? Why?

He was mad. He said he did all the work, while you did all the screwing!

That's alright. He wasn't much help to me, anyway.

But now that you're back, we'll do fine!

- I just want a bed for the night. - What happened to your architect woman?

- She decided not to keep me. - Oh, tough luck!

- Oh, hello, Frank! - Good day, Mrs. Runge.

Let me give you a hand with this, so you can open your door.

- And who is this? - This my friend, Fred. He's helping out today.

- Hello... - Good morning, Ma'am.

- Do you know how to fix an iron? - An iron?

- Yes, mine's broken. - That's a coincidence, ...

... my colleague's a specialist in broken irons!

- Come on, you can help the lady out. - My friend always did blab too much!

You should just throw away broken appliances. A repair job can cost more than a new one!

Oh, just go in and take a look at it! It might be something simple.

Yes, I'm sure it's something simple. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes.

- Okay. - Thanks!

Over here, Frank! Come take a look at this.

There's a man across the street with binoculars, and he's looking straight through my window!

- Binoculars? - Yes! He can see straight into my bedroom!

- He has to be a pervert! - Of course!

I have to see this!

You're so kind-hearted, Frank! Do hurry up!

I'm sorry! I haven't even offered you a drink.

- Would you like a beer, or something else? - A beer, thanks!

My husband's away on business for a couple of days.

He'll expect to have his shirts ironed when he gets back.

I can't see anyone with binoculars over there.

There wasn't anyone. I just wanted you to come in and help me fix my curtain cords.

Are you angry?

Yes, I'm very angry.

Don't you ever try that again!

You do that so nicely! My man... he would have beaten me!

- I hope you can fix it! - I'm afraid the contact's worn through.

- If you want, I can take it home with me. - If it isn't too much trouble.

My husband will want to buy a new one.

But I'd really rather have a new dress.

That's only natural... and a good reason for me to take it home and repair it.

- Then you can fix it? - If it takes me all night.

- I'll bring it back in the morning. - Thank you so much, Fred! I appreciate that.

How can a woman like you have such a stinker for a husband?

How any man can give a woman an iron as a present is a mystery to me.

- He must be very sure of you. - I've never been with anyone else.

Well, that's the reason! If you had a lover, your husband would become a jealous rival.

Or perhaps he'd throw me out.

Don't bet on it. Go with another man, and then ask him for a fur for Christmas!

- It sounds like a good idea. - You bet it is!

A fur for Christmas...

- Let's see, maybe it'll work now. - That's lovely!

I like it in here with you, when it's dark!

There's a bruise!

- Where would you like the ladder? - Thanks... don't worry about it.

- Won't you stay for a drink? - Thanks, but no.

- I have to get back to work. - Couldn't you... ?

No... really! Anyway, I don't drink.

- See you... bye! - Goodbye!

Hey, Fred!

Come on!

We have warm beer and liverwurst!

Have a beer. You must need one!

Cheers!

Here... this is the piggy-bank for all the screw money.

There's your wages for the regular work.

- I didn't ask for any. - No screw money?

I'll repair the iron for free.

You'll ruin the business with your ideas about morality, damn you!

- I enjoy screwing for free! - Then I don't want to hear any sob stories!

- Nana wants to have a drink with us tonight. - Yeah, sure.

- Got any good stories to tell us? - Not tonight, I really need to get some sleep.

You don't know what I'd give to sleep alone for just one night, do you?

Okay, we'll pick Nana up and have one drink. And then we can take a drive in the country.

Then go to bed early.

Who the hell is that?

- What time is it? - I don't know.

Jesus! It's after 1:00 a.m.!

You work at night, too?

You're kidding!

Damn phone...

Not right at the moment... no. Will tomorrow morning be okay?

I think it's better if you leave the water in the pool. That way, it's easier for us.

Yes, you must come! I want everything ready for my pool party!

But don't bring your little gay helper. He'll be of no use!

You know what I mean. What did you say?

Oh! Fine!

You mustn't leave a real man behind! See you, my darling... soon.

Hello! You're getting a early start.

Hello, Mrs. Bretin! I brought my friend.

- You like what you see? - Very much!

- Did we have to take this job? - Sure! With what I make cleaning, ...

... I couldn't even afford to buy this potted plant.

What about her husband?

The lady likes to show him off. He's a bigger queer than Joe ever was!

I think I've seen him around. At one of Vicky's high-class parties.

I'd be careful, if I were you. If you move in with this one, you may never escape!

Frank! Aren't you going to help me get out?

Yes, I'll be right there! Fix the lady a big Cuba Libre.

It's her usual drink before she does it. Before she fucks!

You know my tastes. I'd like a Cuba Libre, please.

My friend's making it.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

- As requested... - You're not drinking?

Yes, who is it?

Oh, it's you!

Good! I'd been hoping you'd call.

Yes, I've had a lot of work to do, lately, but I think I'm beginning to get on top of it.

I was just calling to invite to a little party I'm having at my pool. Can you come?

And if you want, your friend is welcome, too.

My husband's away on business, with a delegation in China.

- We haven't had a good orgy in a while! - He's not here, so I'll come on my own.

Not for good! He went to visit his relatives, who... live in the country. You know...

No, no... he's perfectly fine!

Why don't you come back to work with me?

I'm prepared to give you a hand paying off your trailer. But after that, I'm free as a bird!

Think it over.

No... find yourself a new partner. Maybe you can teach little Joe a thing or two!

I also wanted to tell you, the two guys I brought in to clean the pool are some kind of supermen!

No! I'm happy to say, I'm totally satisfied!

And, my dear, one of them is just like what you told me about your boyfriend.

But of course, I can give you their phone number.

Yes, I have it.

How come a cleaning company is based out of a jean shop?

I might be interested in this jean shop.

It doesn't belong to the men.

No, it belongs to a girlfriend.

Don't tell her anything. We mustn't destroy the boys' privacy.

She'd never let them out on their own!

I going to return my repair job now.

Don't take too long. Remember, we're starting on a new house today.

- Don't worry, I've fucked enough for one day! - You're sure?

- At least for this morning! - Thank God for that!

Excuse me, I'm looking for those cleaners. Could you tell me what floor they're on?

- On the fourth floor. They just arrived. - Thank you.

- I'll get that for you, Mrs. Wallner. - Thank you very much, Mr. Frank.

Do you think you could fix my watch? It seems to be broken.

- I'm sorry, I can't fix watches. - Then could you tell me the time?

Sure... it's half-past twelve.

Oh dear! The football game started at 11:30!

My husband will be furious that I didn't wake him up for it.

I have to make his breakfast, as well. You know how men can be!

Thanks for reminding me! It's time for my breakfast break.

- Bon appetite! - Thank you!

Thank you, Fred, you're an angel. How much do I owe you?

- Don't be silly! Nothing at all. - Really? Nothing?

I like it when you come for breakfast. Can't you stay?

Not today. I have a lot of work waiting for me.

Before you leave, you could spend a little time with me!

I suppose so. But I can't let my partner do all the work by himself, can I?

You sure that's enough? Maybe you have another appetite.

Are you looking for anyone in particular? I live here, maybe I can help you.

Yes, please, I'm looking for the people who work for the cleaning company.

I saw their equipment on the fourth floor, but there was no one there!

Yeah, well sometimes they're kept busy by the housewives with the little repairs to be made.

- Thank you. I think I'll wait for them. - You can, but it may be a while!

- Why so long? - You don't know these cleaners?

No...

It'll be alright, if you've got all day to wait.

One moment, please! Not so fast!

Why were you smiling when you mentioned the "little repairs to be made"?

Oh, was I smiling?

Yes... please tell me. Are they "little repairs", or what?

- You seem very interested! - Have you had any of these "repairs"?

Yes... one of them did something for me yesterday.

- How was he? - He passed the test.

- He's a wonderful craftsman at what he does. - You aren't joking?

You're sure they're able to do it all day long?

Yes... and clean the floors, too. You see, they're supermen, Miss!

- I've heard that from others. - So... there you are!

It's a goal... what a bum!

Pour me some coffee!

- Here you are. - Thanks...

I'm done...

He lost it... the bum!

He's got it again!

Bryan's fallen down, and the referee believes him!

They should give him a penalty!

Incredible passing! I don't believe it!

- You mustn't get so excited. - Don't bother me when I'm watching football!

No! Stop him!

He scored! No, he can't have done that!

- Why not? - That idiot's always kicking the ball away!

So what?

Anyway, they're trading him for a new striker.

Don't sit in front of the TV!

Hold still!

It's out!

No...

- Good day... - Are you the owner?

- Yes, may I help you? - Do know someone named Fredrick?

- Yes, we call him Fred. Then you are... - Yes, I'm Vicky.

- May I have a moment to speak with you? - Certainly... please come with me.

Score!

- And you believe her? - Yes, Fredrick was with me until yesterday.

And the lady told me that the marvelous new man was Frank's partner.

The dirty shit! I'll throw him out!

Don't be so hasty! I made the same mistake, and I've come to regret it.

- Really... it's true! - What do you mean?

Listen... if they weren't so good in bed, we wouldn't want them in the first place!

I know, but...

We must find a way to put rings through their little noses, that's all.

You don't castrate the best bull in the herd, just because he's fooling around with a cow!

We don't stand a chance!

They sure believe in knocking off work on time!

They must have had an easy day.

Now I know why he'll only screw me in the morning.

And why he can't get it up at night!

Don't worry, we'll take care of that, and solve all our problems.

Let's wait a minute, so they can leave.

I hope this works.

- Tell me, why did you want to get rid of Fred? - I was fed up.

I guess I just got bored, and tired of looking after him.

- He didn't go very far. - Well, they're gone now... let's go!

Here are the letters. You'll be okay, nothing will happen to you.

- If I see anyone, I'll freak out! - Nonsense! You're a big girl... get going!

- What women do for love. - I'll be waiting for you.

- Look at that! - Don't make a fool of yourself.

Yeah... but what a babe!

TO THE MAN OF THE HOUSE - CONFIDENTIAL -

This can't be true!

- How have you been, Mr. Runge? - I'm just back from a business trip.

- And you, Mr. Mewes? - Thanks, well enough...

Why don't you take a look in your post box?

- The post comes early. My wife picks it up. - It's not from the post. Go have a look!

- What is it? - Go and look...

Disgusting!

- Did you find it? - Is yours the same?

Yes, let me read it to you: "This happens when you're at work or in the office."

Everyone works in an office. This is plain rubbish!

Yes, but it might be true. Listen to this:...

"Whenever something goes wrong, the man from the cleaning company makes repairs."

"To top this off, your wife seems to enjoy their making these repairs."

- But my wife never breaks anything at all. - I hope not...

- How is it at your place? - There's always something broken!

That's why it costs me so much to run the household!

You must be out of your mind if you don't keep an accurate record of all your wife's expenses!

And I blamed it on the government, with all this inflation.

I'll ask my wife what this is all about.

Go ahead! Get all the gory details. I'm not about to do a stupid thing like that!

- Hello, gentlemen! - Mr. Bautz, can you spare a minute?

What for?

- See if you have one of these in your post box. - I think you ought to have a look at this!

What? We all have one of those? Just a moment...

Why are you running?

It's impossible to post all of them. Too many men hanging around there!

- You delivered most of them, didn't you? - I'm not totally incompetent!

The fuse is lit! The rest of the dirty work is up to the husbands!

I'll show this to my wife. She'll absolutely burst!

She's particular who she takes to bed. She's used to a bigger man!

No, my friends, my wife prefers me!

- Would anyone else want that fat old cow? - What are we going to do?

I'll tell all the men on my floor that we're have a meeting tonight at the bowling ally.

- We'll meet in the little room at the back. - Good! I'll take care of my floor!

Act casual. Please don't say anything to the wives!

Nana's not coming tonight. She's staying home to do laundry.

- I guess we're on our own. - You'll be missing your pussy tonight!

- Won't you, Frank? - You asshole!

When we get to the new house, the women will be lined up, ready and waiting for us!

We'll be worn out before we start. You wouldn't believe the blowjob Mrs. Mewes gave me yesterday!

You're a lucky man to have all that screwing... and Nana to come home to at night!

I honestly believe that!

If you want to put your fingers in something, there are plenty of bowling balls outside!

Mr. Wagner, did you come here to fool around with another woman, or discuss your wife's infidelity?

- Oh... your wife's making friends! - Run along my nosy sweetheart. Out, out...

You didn't hear a thing! You'd better understand that, ...

... or we'll bowl you right down that ally out there!

Yeah, yeah... I'm leaving. I just wondered why you gentlemen weren't bowling.

- Get out! - I wonder what your wives are doing right now?

Gentlemen, let's get back to business.

When I tell you the consequences of Mr. Wagner's idea, you'll have none of it!

- I'm having nothing to do with it! - Just relax a minute and listen.

Do you remember the headlines in the newspaper last year? "Eight couples divorce!"

"Porter fucking every girl in the building!"

- They wrote "fucking" in the newspaper? - That doesn't matter.

Do you want your pictures up on posters all around town?

With all the fool kids in the neighborhood painting horns on it?

- The whole idea's ridiculous! - It's absurd!

I didn't come here to find a reason to divorce my wife!

We need to talk this out, man-to-man! We must to be able to fix this by ourselves!

- We don't need any help! - You're talking a lot of damned nonsense!

- You're a bit too impetuous for me, young man. - I'm sure you all read the newspaper?

I do, too. So you know every week there are articles about love, women and stuff like that.

You must have seen it all before, so it must be easy to learn about how... uh...

I mean to say... Women come just like we do!

Those dumb buggers, sitting around and talking.

Rather than showing their women who's boss ...

... with a good screwing!

Like this!

You're in good form tonight, my tiger!

Round 1...

... gong!!

I'll destroy this monster!

I've got you now!

Now I'm gonna do you in!

That's done it... they slip out so easily!

- Try and get out of this one! - This is illegal in all the rule books!

I don't care!

You're not playing fair!

Yes! It's time to end this round!

I'll have your balls for this!

Get down!

No more of that!

Maybe you could be nicer to me, for a change.

Since when did you turn soft?

You could be a bit gentler, couldn't you?

What's that? Then you can go fuck those babyface cleaners!

They'd be gentler than you!

You've been fooling around with those punk bastards! Am I right?

I'll show them!

They've got a nerve! You stay put!

Yes... tomorrow morning, my supermen will be here to clean the house.

Let's make a deal. The cleaners are ours, okay?

I think I know what you mean, dear, but they're very valuable property!

- I know. - So, what's in it for me?

You've always told me you wanted a summer house. Right?

Yes, but my husband won't consider the idea!

Okay... how about if I give you the design for free?

Oh... I think that'll convince him!

So, tomorrow morning I have a nice little game planned for the boys.

You get them here, and I'll manage the party after that. Let's shake on it! Okay?

You must really be in love! Okay... I'll get them here.

Say, Mrs. Sturmer, do know if my husband's anywhere about?

Yeah, but I wouldn't advise you to go in there. He's in the back room.

Dammit!

I wish I knew what was going on around here! Did they lose a bowling ball, or something?

- Yes, Dana, you have no idea! - Oh... have you lost your ball, too?

It's not funny! Could you go in there and see what they're talking about?

- They booted me out earlier. - There must be something we can do!

Ah! Come with me!

I hope you've thought of something.

That's the intercom for the recreation room. You can hear everything that's said inside!

You're too good! Thanks!

We're all going to look like fools if we don't do something about it!

We have to kick these motherfuckers out of our lives, and keep 'em out!

We'll call ourselves "The Ball-Busting Agency"...

Don't be an idiot! We'll take care of them so they have to make a living with their hands!

- Because their cocks will be lying on the ground! - That's nonsense!

- I'd like to kick their balls in! - That's against the law!

So? They were breaking countless laws when they were fucking our women, weren't they?

They won't have their balls, because the law will confiscate the evidence!

Right on! But we'll have to make it a party. We'll have ourselves a good old ball-busting!

And I'll provide all the beer you can drink!

So... the next round!

Thanks, Dana!

And now, my friends, a toast to the plan!

Cheers!

Now... when shall we have our "party"?

- When are we going to break their balls? - As soon as possible! Let's do it tomorrow.

Okay! Tomorrow night we'll sneak up on their trailer, and fix them up good!

Afterwards, we'll hang a black wreath on their cocks, because they won't need them anymore.

- Strange. The lady of the house isn't here. - No wonder, after that party!

Well, maybe there's nothing planned for today.

No more milking the cow.

She better get up soon, and open the back door. Otherwise, how can we clean up this mess?

It doesn't really matter. I wouldn't wake her up.

- Maybe she'll come down later. - If she can...

- That must've been some party! - Yeah, from all the stuff in the pool...

Uh oh... look at that!

Hey! What are you doing here?

The same as you!

A quick swim, and then a Cuba Libre.

- The lady informed on us. - I think they know about us.

And do we!

Oh, Mr. Kline, have you seen the cleaners today?

- No, not today. - Thanks...

Good day, Mrs. Bautz.

Only you could think of sending the husbands a letter like this!

Not so loud! We don't want him to hear what we're planning, do we, Fred?

He's really going to yell when he hears he lost the swimming pool job, ...

... and the apartment job, as well.

When he reads this, he'll be mad as a hornet!

Yeah, and if he shows his face around there, the husbands will shoot him... or worse!

You're really a bitch... destroying his business.

Don't worry. I've managed everything. In fact, I found a new job in the center of town.

- How did you manage that? - The owner's an old friend.

He has apartments all over the place. Fortunately, this one's an office complex.

I see... all offices. Nothing private.

There are a few people who live there.

But you won't have any inclination to start fooling around with them.

Why's that?

In the future, all the bulls get milked before they head out to the pasture! Understand?

Okay, baby... milk me!

I think they've started to like each other again!

I don't know why she kicked him out in the first place.

A man wouldn't understand.

Hello!

Good day, Mrs. Mewes. Have the cleaning boys come in yet?

- How should I know? - Wait, you must not have seen the letter.

This one here.

Read this...

Well, sport, it looks like we have a real job today!

We'll have to wait until we get back to the trailer to screw.

At least the girls are cleaning it up today.

About time! It was a real mess!

It's amazing. I've never done this sort of work before!

- Is that so? - Yeah... I've always had a maid.

But you seem to have the pioneer spirit.

- I bet they get a shock when they come home! - We'll do everything in the pioneer spirit.

I think it's dreadful what our husbands are planning to do to the poor boys.

We must do something at once!

I've been waiting out in the street for them all day. Their van isn't anywhere!

Maybe we should look for them tonight. Find out where they park their van.

It's too late! Our husbands will already be there. What a mess...

- Here, give me a hand with this. - What's the matter, Vicky wear you out?

Fuck you!

Hello, there! You wouldn't happen to be the new cleaners?

You see, I'm new here. I've only been here a week, and the wardrobe door is already broken!

I'm no good at fixing things like that. I wonder, could you take a look at it?

- My colleague's an expert at fixing wardrobes. - That's so sweet... please come up with me!

Well I'll be damned! That's starting off on the right note!

I live on the fifth floor. When I left this morning, the elevator was broken!

I hope it's working now. I don't want you to be tired!

Yes, if Mrs. Weller's there, I'll bring her along. And I'll find Mrs. Runge, too.

Don't you think we should stop by the bowling ally first?

I'll be seeing the waitress. What do you want me to ask her?

We need to find out which of the men were there last night.

Leave it to me. I'll find out.

It's no good without a man around the house!

My boss comes by occasionally, but you can't ask your boss to do work for you.

- Especially not repairs! - It's no problem...

Could I offer you a drink? I'm sure you'd like one.

I think I could manage a little whiskey.

What do you think about women's liberation? Are you for it or against it? Tell me the truth!

Well, I guess I'm for it!

That's wonderful! Why must it be a man to start off, when a woman can speak just as well as he?

Although I admit... a man could be useful when I want to press my sheets.

It's fresh pastures I'm walking on, is that it?

Well, my boss isn't what you'd call a young man.

Maybe I'm your man, then?

It's terrible, what they're going to do.

I can't imagine my husband being so brutal.

Yeah... my husband's even worse than that!

And we're the only ones who didn't sleep with the cleaners.

- Isn't that funny? - Funny? You could say that.

Or maybe we missed out on something great.

- Good day, you must be the new cleaning man? - Yeah...

Would you like to come have a drink with me, so you'll feel more comfortable here?

Okay... sure.

But I can't stay long. My colleague will kill me, for sure!

Oh... so there's two of you? Where is he?

- Upstairs somewhere... - There's no one up there.

- You're home early... how sweet! - Yes, but I have to go right out.

Something important! Sorry, dear.

But I was going to give you a lovely surprise and have your favorite dinner all ready for you.

- Is it ready? - No, it isn't. I didn't expect you so early.

I also have a little something special for you.

Do you really have to go?

Well... it's not all that important!

What are you doing? Stop it, I'm ticklish!

Don't go bowling tonight.

- But I have an appointment! - You prefer your friends to me?

Of course not, dear.

If you really loved me, darling, you'd stay at home.

I do love you!

- Hello! - Hi, guys!

Good evening, Nana! What have you been doing with yourself?

Staying busy...

Hiya, baby... your stud's back!

- You're sure there isn't a mistake? - Mr. Bautz hasn't reported in for work.

No? Thank you.

I'm sure there's no mistake. I knew he hadn't reported in sick before.

Okay... thank you.

I'll stop him...

- This is a great meal! - Of course, it's Vicky's specialty.

- How was work? - You can't do much with an old building.

- It's not worth the effort. - I trust you didn't do anything too strenuous!

Certainly not...

The cow has jumped the fence! I knew it...

You'll have to go to Tenerife by yourself.

So I'll go alone! But I'll take Nana to help handle the house cleaners!

- I'm sorry! Excuse me, am I too late? - No, we just sat down...

- Did you invite this woman here for dinner? - Me? No...

I'm not really hungry, but if you have a little left...

- ... perhaps I could ... - Come here!

I'll show you, you bitch!

You won't fuck around with those babyfaces again! Come here!

Look! He'll kill her!

- Go and help her out! - Yes, help her...

Hey, Mr. Bautz!

Get off her!

Up yours, boy! He's mine to handle!

- She's no amateur. - I used to be a pro...

I'll break your balls...

I'll dream about this tonight.

- What do you think now? - Beast...!

- Tell me, does Frank ever hit you? - Why do you want to know?

He might be rather kinky!

Now, my love, I'm going to fix you...

So, how do you like that?

I like it! I like it!

- Now do you believe you're the one I love? - I do... really!