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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:31,447 - Come on, stop it... I have to go to work! - You know I like it better... in the morning. 2 00:00:31,528 --> 00:00:33,885 Yeah... you are good in the morning! 3 00:03:51,719 --> 00:03:54,572 Normal people screw at night. If you weren't so bloody tired ... 4 00:03:54,672 --> 00:03:58,522 ... when you got home from your work, I wouldn't be late for my work in the morning! 5 00:03:58,579 --> 00:04:01,198 You know I have a hard job. 6 00:04:01,322 --> 00:04:05,760 - That's your problem... - And I must be a fool to keep doing it! 7 00:04:05,794 --> 00:04:09,458 Ever since that asshole, Fred, left me last year, the work's become too much for one guy! 8 00:04:09,470 --> 00:04:13,044 Yeah, I guess Joe's no help. But Fred sure landed on his feet, didn't he? Just screwing! 9 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,791 Yeah, that's a job... the lucky bastard! 10 00:04:15,895 --> 00:04:19,503 Why don't you find a woman to feed you? Then you wouldn't have to work so hard! 11 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:23,476 - Do you have much work at the office today? - I'm not sure. It depends... 12 00:04:24,399 --> 00:04:26,529 Breakfast is ready, madam! 13 00:04:26,772 --> 00:04:30,159 - Good morning... it looks delicious! - Yes, doesn't it? 14 00:04:30,267 --> 00:04:35,095 - Did you forget that today's our anniversary? - Our anniversary? Has it really been a year? 15 00:04:35,436 --> 00:04:40,894 - Was it that time on the beach, at Tenerife? - Yes, it was one year ago today ... 16 00:04:40,994 --> 00:04:43,994 ... that you rubbed suntan oil on my back on that very beach! 17 00:04:44,028 --> 00:04:45,295 Sure... I remember! 18 00:04:45,590 --> 00:04:49,481 - Thank you, Francie! You may go now... - Yes, madam, I'm leaving. 19 00:04:54,619 --> 00:04:57,880 She's a very attractive girl, and I have the feeling you'd like to go to bed with her. 20 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:02,463 - Or have you already? - I prefer the bed of the lady of the house! 21 00:05:02,512 --> 00:05:05,316 After sharing the same bed for a year, who knows? 22 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:08,088 Maybe you'd like to try someone a bit younger than me? 23 00:05:08,384 --> 00:05:11,183 You're putting me on! Perhaps it's the other way around? 24 00:05:11,283 --> 00:05:14,900 You're just wonderful, my stud! Even better than the first day. 25 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,913 To a wild, wonderful year! 26 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:23,094 - The post has arrived, madam. - Good, bring it here! 27 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,189 Thank you, Francie. You may go now, and please take the dog out. 28 00:05:28,289 --> 00:05:31,760 Yes, of course, madam... for a very long walk! 29 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,504 Wouldn't you like to look after her for a change? 30 00:05:38,045 --> 00:05:39,636 Touching's better than looking! 31 00:05:39,655 --> 00:05:41,275 Decidely! 32 00:05:42,157 --> 00:05:44,974 Anyway, I never had an orgasm from looking! 33 00:05:46,823 --> 00:05:49,722 My strong, ugly pitbull is always ready! 34 00:05:50,098 --> 00:05:54,658 Not yet! Let's go somewhere more comfortable. 35 00:05:58,589 --> 00:06:02,854 - You still look horny... - Oh, shit, I left the damn microphone connected! 36 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:05,880 You'd better pull it out of the booth, then! 37 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,281 I hate pulling anything out! 38 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:10,072 Idiot! 39 00:06:18,521 --> 00:06:21,451 Hello? Ah... there's my little treasure! 40 00:06:21,605 --> 00:06:24,511 Good morning. What's the matter? 41 00:06:34,911 --> 00:06:37,228 Yeah... I know all that! 42 00:06:37,251 --> 00:06:39,600 You're always right... naturally! 43 00:06:39,765 --> 00:06:41,781 Are you going to show up for work, or not? 44 00:06:41,881 --> 00:06:44,448 Just because you're the boss doesn't mean you can leave me standing in front of a house! 45 00:06:44,548 --> 00:06:46,159 I've been waiting an hour and a half! 46 00:06:46,398 --> 00:06:49,250 Hold your horses! There's no reason to get all worked up. I'm on my way. 47 00:06:49,350 --> 00:06:50,735 See you later... 48 00:07:00,737 --> 00:06:59,611 Not so fast! Where's my kiss? 49 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:04,039 Don't forget to bring home the coffee and some wine. 50 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,958 - You're always thinking about drinking! - You know that's not true... don't you? 51 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:11,069 - Yeah... - You're the one who likes her wine! 52 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:14,676 - I guess so. I won't buy any wine. - Maybe you should. 53 00:07:14,776 --> 00:07:17,571 You know I like a drink after work. See you later... 54 00:10:02,314 --> 00:10:04,786 You always stop at the very best part. 55 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:37,594 Why do you complain about sitting around in the fresh air when you're getting paid for it? 56 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,906 Yes, I know I'm getting paid. But you're not the only one with a busy love-life! 57 00:10:42,319 --> 00:10:45,641 The next time you plan to screw Nana, you'd better let me know in advance! 58 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:48,449 My George wouldn't mind having me a little longer. 59 00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:51,991 Cut the shit, and get to work! 60 00:10:52,158 --> 00:10:55,874 Yeah, and we're going to go crazy trying to get through all the work we have to do! 61 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,756 - Don't worry, we've always finished it before. - Yeah... and how many women today? 62 00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:02,799 - I'll give you a couple, if you want. - You're kidding! 63 00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:11,414 It was nice that you could stay a bit longer today. 64 00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:15,492 - Maybe we should go on another holiday together? - I don't think that will be possible. 65 00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:19,587 - What do you mean by that? - I have something difficult to say to you, Fred. 66 00:11:19,687 --> 00:11:24,619 - But please fill my glass first. - I have an idea what you're trying to tell me. 67 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,073 This will be our last glass of champagne together, right? 68 00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:32,039 So you've known all along? This will make it much easier to break it to you. 69 00:11:32,771 --> 00:11:36,502 - So why today? - Well, it is our anniversary. 70 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:40,757 Don't you remember what I said? You always have to stop at the best part. 71 00:11:41,610 --> 00:11:47,062 The Architects' Ball is tonight... you want to take someone else, and have your bed free! 72 00:11:47,409 --> 00:11:50,189 No, the Architects' Ball has nothing to do with it. 73 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:56,624 I'm afraid... we just need to go our separate ways. 74 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,887 It's been a good year, but now it's over. 75 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:02,266 That's okay. When shall I leave? 76 00:12:02,607 --> 00:12:05,876 When I come back tonight, I don't want to find you still in my house. 77 00:12:06,119 --> 00:12:09,697 I'll pay for a vacation in Tenerife, or anyplace else you want to go! 78 00:12:10,401 --> 00:12:15,458 You'll soon forget all this. You'll find plenty of women there. 79 00:12:15,658 --> 00:12:18,644 You're a real bitch, you know. I'm not a male whore! 80 00:12:19,647 --> 00:12:22,573 I didn't mean that. Although I do have a point. 81 00:12:22,728 --> 00:12:24,935 You may find it hard to work after a year off. 82 00:12:25,062 --> 00:12:29,647 - Am I such a fast worker? - So much so that you needn't go to Tenerife. 83 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,182 Some of my girlfriends might be able to afford a new lover. 84 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:36,978 - And you'll provide a reference? - Where do think you'll go? 85 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:38,871 Are you actually interested? 86 00:12:38,971 --> 00:12:42,405 Yes, because I don't intend on running into you on my holiday. 87 00:12:43,406 --> 00:12:45,821 And I certainly don't want another year with you. 88 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,046 Take that cheque. Enjoy yourself. 89 00:12:49,174 --> 00:12:53,246 I really do have to go to work now. I'm late! Bless you... 90 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,685 Write me a letter, sometime. 91 00:13:13,274 --> 00:13:15,056 Of course I'll remember, sweetheart! 92 00:13:15,138 --> 00:13:18,351 And don't forget to call me from the office before you head home. 93 00:13:18,377 --> 00:13:21,229 - I always do. See you! - Bye... 94 00:13:22,079 --> 00:13:23,681 - Good morning. - Morning... 95 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:28,556 It gives me pleasure to see you young people working, working, working... 96 00:13:29,663 --> 00:13:31,515 ... and always so clean, eh? 97 00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:38,416 Did my husband leave already? Too bad, because there's a light out in the kitchen. 98 00:13:38,516 --> 00:13:42,632 - There's never a man around when you need one. - Don't worry, I'll fix it. 99 00:13:42,932 --> 00:13:44,692 Thank you, Mr. Frank... 100 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,058 I'll be back in a minute! 101 00:13:48,346 --> 00:13:52,098 I've never known you to take less than an hour when you do jobs for these housewives! 102 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,898 Take it easy, Joe! I'm just going to screw in a light bulb. 103 00:13:54,979 --> 00:13:56,884 Yeah, and I'll bet you'll screw her, too! 104 00:13:56,984 --> 00:14:00,180 - You know you have a really dirty mind! - Ah, go fuck yourself! 105 00:14:05,128 --> 00:14:07,207 You're late, you bad boy! 106 00:14:07,761 --> 00:14:12,154 - But your husband just left! - He was on the phone for two hours this morning. 107 00:14:12,188 --> 00:14:16,388 I can't stay too long. My partner's being very difficult today. 108 00:14:16,470 --> 00:14:20,318 When you take a break, you can fix the bulb for me. 109 00:14:23,202 --> 00:14:26,274 And then I can fix you a nice breakfast, eh? 110 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,850 I'll be there... 111 00:14:33,058 --> 00:14:37,742 - Bugger me! The fastest bulb-changer I know! - I didn't have time... I'll go back later. 112 00:14:37,839 --> 00:14:40,862 - If I told Nana about that... - Then you'd really be buggered! 113 00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:43,566 I'd shove this vacuum cleaner right up your ass, you little rat! 114 00:14:43,801 --> 00:14:47,309 These cost a little more, but they're worth the extra expense! 115 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,022 Oh... just a moment, please. 116 00:14:50,236 --> 00:14:51,740 Lily, see to the customer. 117 00:14:52,544 --> 00:14:56,812 - Well, what brings you here today? - Hello, Nana. You look great! 118 00:14:57,016 --> 00:14:59,687 - You're still the same, Fred. - Yeah, you know me! 119 00:14:59,808 --> 00:15:02,463 Can I drop my suitcase over there? Thanks... 120 00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:05,426 Don't tell me, you want to move in again? 121 00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:09,390 I thought you had a good home, or couldn't she afford to keep you any more? 122 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:13,409 - So, tell me! - In a minute. Ah... Cuba Libre! 123 00:15:13,509 --> 00:15:17,455 - Did she kick you out? - No milk of human kindness there. 124 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:20,334 Sometimes the richest people have the hardest time. 125 00:15:20,696 --> 00:15:24,911 - Five thousand! You should invest it! - No chance. 126 00:15:25,165 --> 00:15:27,709 Would you do me a favor, and let me sleep in your van for the night? 127 00:15:27,809 --> 00:15:31,198 - No problem! - Tell me, who's Frank working with now? 128 00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,426 A sweet little guy. He's a bit gay, but very nice. 129 00:15:34,742 --> 00:15:37,847 He hired a gay guy to help him? I find that hard to believe. 130 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:41,197 Do you really? Why is that? Gays are alright. 131 00:15:41,297 --> 00:15:43,739 Yeah... but when you see the kind of things you have to lift, ... 132 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,506 ... do you think a little guy can manage that? 133 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:50,485 - Look at these lovely jackets! - Kind of expensive, don't you think? 134 00:15:50,841 --> 00:15:52,841 What about these skirts? 135 00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:58,061 I'd better get back to work. Go find Frank. You can spot his van easily enough. 136 00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:03,168 Here, you can take my car. You still have a driver's license, or did she take that away, too? 137 00:16:04,772 --> 00:16:08,516 You must be joking! Anyway, thanks for the keys. 138 00:16:08,754 --> 00:16:11,375 Come by and pick me up after work. We can go for a drink together. 139 00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:12,778 Just like the good old days... 140 00:16:15,302 --> 00:16:18,348 Please finish your beer. We have more important things to do! 141 00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:20,829 I never hurry a drink, if I can help it. 142 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,050 Aw, drink it up! 143 00:16:32,205 --> 00:16:33,682 This is wonderful! 144 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,991 You can get something to eat later, eh? 145 00:16:53,614 --> 00:16:55,105 Or suck from my breast. 146 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,499 - Hello! Where's Frank? - Inside. 147 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,170 - Which floor is he on? - How the hell should I know? 148 00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:22,080 So you're the new one? I'm the old one.... Fred. 149 00:17:22,206 --> 00:17:26,539 In that case, I guess I'll just clear out! Your uniform's too big for me anyway! 150 00:17:26,561 --> 00:17:29,064 Stop, stop, stop! You keep it. 151 00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:31,582 - I don't want to take anyone's job! - Please... take it! 152 00:17:31,656 --> 00:17:35,363 - Why? What's the matter? - The matter? I'll tell you what's the matter! 153 00:17:35,383 --> 00:17:37,878 Those bloody women are always wanting extra jobs done! 154 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:41,074 There's nothing wrong with that. Extra jobs... extra money! 155 00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:43,954 Yeah... he keeps the extra money while I clean the stairs! 156 00:17:44,054 --> 00:17:46,907 You should do some extra jobs for their husbands. It might be more to your liking. 157 00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:50,190 Who are you trying to kid? I wouldn't stoop to that! 158 00:17:50,356 --> 00:17:53,256 Those fat old businessmen... yuck! 159 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,245 Are you new? 160 00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:10,630 - Yes, I'm his new partner. - Then I have a little welcoming present for you. 161 00:20:10,814 --> 00:20:12,381 Here, fresh oranges! 162 00:20:12,481 --> 00:20:14,885 There so full of vitamins, they'll give you extra strength! 163 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,231 Thanks a lot! 164 00:20:16,705 --> 00:20:20,774 When you see Frank, would you ask him to come in and fix the cords to my curtains? 165 00:20:21,058 --> 00:20:22,393 I'll tell him. 166 00:20:22,983 --> 00:20:28,900 - Or... could you look at them yourself? - I leave all the tricky jobs to the boss. 167 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,449 I'll give him the message. 168 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,319 Here... for the new bulb. 169 00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:42,689 You're always welcome in my home. 170 00:20:42,785 --> 00:20:48,035 - We'll see. Maybe tomorrow. - Maybe I'll break something in the morning. 171 00:20:48,223 --> 00:20:52,713 I'm sure something will happen. See you... 172 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:57,781 Goodbye... 173 00:21:01,281 --> 00:21:04,024 Oh, I'm glad to see you! Did you remember about my curtain cords? 174 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:06,896 - You promised to help me fix them. - I have a lot of work to do right now. 175 00:21:07,045 --> 00:21:10,058 Why don't you send up the other worker? You know, the new one. 176 00:21:10,275 --> 00:21:13,638 - The new one? - The big fellow with a beard. 177 00:21:13,699 --> 00:21:15,340 Okay... I'll see about him. 178 00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:26,512 - What are you doing here? - Guess! 179 00:21:26,512 --> 00:21:27,692 Where's Joe? 180 00:21:28,646 --> 00:21:31,508 He just walked off when he found out who I was. 181 00:21:31,608 --> 00:21:32,889 Oh, yeah? Why? 182 00:21:33,109 --> 00:21:35,497 He was mad. He said he did all the work, while you did all the screwing! 183 00:21:35,597 --> 00:21:38,349 That's alright. He wasn't much help to me, anyway. 184 00:21:38,449 --> 00:21:40,418 But now that you're back, we'll do fine! 185 00:21:40,745 --> 00:21:46,128 - I just want a bed for the night. - What happened to your architect woman? 186 00:21:46,228 --> 00:21:48,909 - She decided not to keep me. - Oh, tough luck! 187 00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:55,070 - Oh, hello, Frank! - Good day, Mrs. Runge. 188 00:21:55,170 --> 00:21:57,072 Let me give you a hand with this, so you can open your door. 189 00:21:57,294 --> 00:22:01,812 - And who is this? - This my friend, Fred. He's helping out today. 190 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:03,545 - Hello... - Good morning, Ma'am. 191 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:10,338 - Do you know how to fix an iron? - An iron? 192 00:22:10,438 --> 00:22:13,454 - Yes, mine's broken. - That's a coincidence, ... 193 00:22:13,654 --> 00:22:16,267 ... my colleague's a specialist in broken irons! 194 00:22:16,343 --> 00:22:20,280 - Come on, you can help the lady out. - My friend always did blab too much! 195 00:22:20,395 --> 00:22:25,765 You should just throw away broken appliances. A repair job can cost more than a new one! 196 00:22:26,371 --> 00:22:29,656 Oh, just go in and take a look at it! It might be something simple. 197 00:22:29,672 --> 00:22:33,604 Yes, I'm sure it's something simple. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes. 198 00:22:33,804 --> 00:22:36,011 - Okay. - Thanks! 199 00:22:42,438 --> 00:22:44,720 Over here, Frank! Come take a look at this. 200 00:22:44,746 --> 00:22:48,099 There's a man across the street with binoculars, and he's looking straight through my window! 201 00:22:48,199 --> 00:22:51,083 - Binoculars? - Yes! He can see straight into my bedroom! 202 00:22:51,183 --> 00:22:53,250 - He has to be a pervert! - Of course! 203 00:22:53,563 --> 00:22:55,446 I have to see this! 204 00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:58,457 You're so kind-hearted, Frank! Do hurry up! 205 00:23:00,795 --> 00:23:04,142 I'm sorry! I haven't even offered you a drink. 206 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,618 - Would you like a beer, or something else? - A beer, thanks! 207 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,063 My husband's away on business for a couple of days. 208 00:23:12,163 --> 00:23:14,728 He'll expect to have his shirts ironed when he gets back. 209 00:23:15,217 --> 00:23:18,048 I can't see anyone with binoculars over there. 210 00:23:18,435 --> 00:23:23,590 There wasn't anyone. I just wanted you to come in and help me fix my curtain cords. 211 00:23:23,746 --> 00:23:25,230 Are you angry? 212 00:23:25,309 --> 00:23:26,963 Yes, I'm very angry. 213 00:23:27,624 --> 00:23:29,943 Don't you ever try that again! 214 00:23:30,679 --> 00:23:34,372 You do that so nicely! My man... he would have beaten me! 215 00:23:35,070 --> 00:23:39,241 - I hope you can fix it! - I'm afraid the contact's worn through. 216 00:23:39,341 --> 00:23:42,282 - If you want, I can take it home with me. - If it isn't too much trouble. 217 00:23:42,382 --> 00:23:44,990 My husband will want to buy a new one. 218 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,275 But I'd really rather have a new dress. 219 00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:50,219 That's only natural... and a good reason for me to take it home and repair it. 220 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,597 - Then you can fix it? - If it takes me all night. 221 00:23:54,132 --> 00:23:58,972 - I'll bring it back in the morning. - Thank you so much, Fred! I appreciate that. 222 00:24:00,476 --> 00:24:03,703 How can a woman like you have such a stinker for a husband? 223 00:24:04,125 --> 00:24:08,552 How any man can give a woman an iron as a present is a mystery to me. 224 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:12,594 - He must be very sure of you. - I've never been with anyone else. 225 00:24:12,804 --> 00:24:16,659 Well, that's the reason! If you had a lover, your husband would become a jealous rival. 226 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,131 Or perhaps he'd throw me out. 227 00:24:18,162 --> 00:24:22,770 Don't bet on it. Go with another man, and then ask him for a fur for Christmas! 228 00:24:23,104 --> 00:24:25,892 - It sounds like a good idea. - You bet it is! 229 00:24:26,195 --> 00:24:27,881 A fur for Christmas... 230 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:06,509 - Let's see, maybe it'll work now. - That's lovely! 231 00:25:06,619 --> 00:25:09,292 I like it in here with you, when it's dark! 232 00:25:10,948 --> 00:25:12,597 There's a bruise! 233 00:25:14,510 --> 00:25:17,225 - Where would you like the ladder? - Thanks... don't worry about it. 234 00:25:17,325 --> 00:25:19,849 - Won't you stay for a drink? - Thanks, but no. 235 00:25:19,949 --> 00:25:22,591 - I have to get back to work. - Couldn't you... ? 236 00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:25,000 No... really! Anyway, I don't drink. 237 00:25:25,136 --> 00:25:27,715 - See you... bye! - Goodbye! 238 00:29:37,827 --> 00:29:39,116 Hey, Fred! 239 00:29:41,223 --> 00:29:42,231 Come on! 240 00:29:42,329 --> 00:29:44,794 We have warm beer and liverwurst! 241 00:29:57,778 --> 00:29:59,914 Have a beer. You must need one! 242 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:01,310 Cheers! 243 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:09,052 Here... this is the piggy-bank for all the screw money. 244 00:30:09,252 --> 00:30:11,039 There's your wages for the regular work. 245 00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,940 - I didn't ask for any. - No screw money? 246 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,002 I'll repair the iron for free. 247 00:30:15,512 --> 00:30:18,831 You'll ruin the business with your ideas about morality, damn you! 248 00:30:18,931 --> 00:30:22,976 - I enjoy screwing for free! - Then I don't want to hear any sob stories! 249 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:26,240 - Nana wants to have a drink with us tonight. - Yeah, sure. 250 00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:30,927 - Got any good stories to tell us? - Not tonight, I really need to get some sleep. 251 00:30:31,222 --> 00:30:34,052 You don't know what I'd give to sleep alone for just one night, do you? 252 00:30:34,152 --> 00:30:40,041 Okay, we'll pick Nana up and have one drink. And then we can take a drive in the country. 253 00:30:40,170 --> 00:30:42,026 Then go to bed early. 254 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:54,324 Who the hell is that? 255 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:57,539 - What time is it? - I don't know. 256 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,094 Jesus! It's after 1:00 a.m.! 257 00:31:00,546 --> 00:31:01,992 You work at night, too? 258 00:31:02,201 --> 00:31:03,457 You're kidding! 259 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:07,507 Damn phone... 260 00:31:14,845 --> 00:31:19,226 Not right at the moment... no. Will tomorrow morning be okay? 261 00:31:21,465 --> 00:31:25,414 I think it's better if you leave the water in the pool. That way, it's easier for us. 262 00:31:25,614 --> 00:31:30,022 Yes, you must come! I want everything ready for my pool party! 263 00:31:30,489 --> 00:31:33,380 But don't bring your little gay helper. He'll be of no use! 264 00:31:33,819 --> 00:31:36,703 You know what I mean. What did you say? 265 00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:40,526 Oh! Fine! 266 00:31:41,384 --> 00:31:45,966 You mustn't leave a real man behind! See you, my darling... soon. 267 00:31:54,366 --> 00:31:57,455 Hello! You're getting a early start. 268 00:31:57,765 --> 00:32:01,467 Hello, Mrs. Bretin! I brought my friend. 269 00:32:01,854 --> 00:32:03,586 - You like what you see? - Very much! 270 00:32:05,384 --> 00:32:09,568 - Did we have to take this job? - Sure! With what I make cleaning, ... 271 00:32:09,668 --> 00:32:11,636 ... I couldn't even afford to buy this potted plant. 272 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,481 What about her husband? 273 00:32:13,485 --> 00:32:18,371 The lady likes to show him off. He's a bigger queer than Joe ever was! 274 00:32:19,951 --> 00:32:22,556 I think I've seen him around. At one of Vicky's high-class parties. 275 00:32:22,647 --> 00:32:25,729 I'd be careful, if I were you. If you move in with this one, you may never escape! 276 00:32:25,829 --> 00:32:29,117 Frank! Aren't you going to help me get out? 277 00:32:29,209 --> 00:32:32,910 Yes, I'll be right there! Fix the lady a big Cuba Libre. 278 00:32:33,174 --> 00:32:36,392 It's her usual drink before she does it. Before she fucks! 279 00:32:38,544 --> 00:32:42,524 You know my tastes. I'd like a Cuba Libre, please. 280 00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:45,264 My friend's making it. 281 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,016 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 282 00:33:26,218 --> 00:33:28,205 - As requested... - You're not drinking? 283 00:41:44,247 --> 00:41:45,574 Yes, who is it? 284 00:41:46,307 --> 00:41:47,603 Oh, it's you! 285 00:41:49,172 --> 00:41:51,098 Good! I'd been hoping you'd call. 286 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:56,357 Yes, I've had a lot of work to do, lately, but I think I'm beginning to get on top of it. 287 00:41:56,603 --> 00:42:01,289 I was just calling to invite to a little party I'm having at my pool. Can you come? 288 00:42:01,842 --> 00:42:04,339 And if you want, your friend is welcome, too. 289 00:42:04,903 --> 00:42:07,910 My husband's away on business, with a delegation in China. 290 00:42:08,175 --> 00:42:13,087 - We haven't had a good orgy in a while! - He's not here, so I'll come on my own. 291 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:19,063 Not for good! He went to visit his relatives, who... live in the country. You know... 292 00:42:19,721 --> 00:42:22,517 No, no... he's perfectly fine! 293 00:42:22,818 --> 00:42:25,063 Why don't you come back to work with me? 294 00:42:25,290 --> 00:42:29,976 I'm prepared to give you a hand paying off your trailer. But after that, I'm free as a bird! 295 00:42:30,076 --> 00:42:31,338 Think it over. 296 00:42:31,438 --> 00:42:36,066 No... find yourself a new partner. Maybe you can teach little Joe a thing or two! 297 00:42:37,742 --> 00:42:43,295 I also wanted to tell you, the two guys I brought in to clean the pool are some kind of supermen! 298 00:42:43,691 --> 00:42:46,427 No! I'm happy to say, I'm totally satisfied! 299 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:53,681 And, my dear, one of them is just like what you told me about your boyfriend. 300 00:42:54,061 --> 00:42:56,575 But of course, I can give you their phone number. 301 00:43:00,002 --> 00:43:01,429 Yes, I have it. 302 00:43:02,825 --> 00:43:06,211 How come a cleaning company is based out of a jean shop? 303 00:43:06,897 --> 00:43:08,959 I might be interested in this jean shop. 304 00:43:09,043 --> 00:43:10,888 It doesn't belong to the men. 305 00:43:11,202 --> 00:43:13,720 No, it belongs to a girlfriend. 306 00:43:14,069 --> 00:43:18,755 Don't tell her anything. We mustn't destroy the boys' privacy. 307 00:43:19,287 --> 00:43:21,920 She'd never let them out on their own! 308 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,510 I going to return my repair job now. 309 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:47,145 Don't take too long. Remember, we're starting on a new house today. 310 00:43:47,448 --> 00:43:50,248 - Don't worry, I've fucked enough for one day! - You're sure? 311 00:43:50,342 --> 00:43:53,672 - At least for this morning! - Thank God for that! 312 00:43:56,637 --> 00:44:01,260 Excuse me, I'm looking for those cleaners. Could you tell me what floor they're on? 313 00:44:01,468 --> 00:44:04,219 - On the fourth floor. They just arrived. - Thank you. 314 00:44:20,107 --> 00:44:23,539 - I'll get that for you, Mrs. Wallner. - Thank you very much, Mr. Frank. 315 00:44:24,368 --> 00:44:26,503 Do you think you could fix my watch? It seems to be broken. 316 00:44:26,603 --> 00:44:30,102 - I'm sorry, I can't fix watches. - Then could you tell me the time? 317 00:44:30,202 --> 00:44:33,329 Sure... it's half-past twelve. 318 00:44:33,429 --> 00:44:36,487 Oh dear! The football game started at 11:30! 319 00:44:36,587 --> 00:44:40,348 My husband will be furious that I didn't wake him up for it. 320 00:44:41,184 --> 00:44:44,093 I have to make his breakfast, as well. You know how men can be! 321 00:44:44,706 --> 00:44:47,578 Thanks for reminding me! It's time for my breakfast break. 322 00:44:47,678 --> 00:44:50,420 - Bon appetite! - Thank you! 323 00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:59,870 Thank you, Fred, you're an angel. How much do I owe you? 324 00:44:59,970 --> 00:45:04,119 - Don't be silly! Nothing at all. - Really? Nothing? 325 00:45:09,846 --> 00:45:12,990 I like it when you come for breakfast. Can't you stay? 326 00:45:13,304 --> 00:45:16,039 Not today. I have a lot of work waiting for me. 327 00:45:17,136 --> 00:45:19,884 Before you leave, you could spend a little time with me! 328 00:45:21,168 --> 00:45:24,971 I suppose so. But I can't let my partner do all the work by himself, can I? 329 00:45:26,981 --> 00:45:31,370 You sure that's enough? Maybe you have another appetite. 330 00:45:44,329 --> 00:45:47,553 Are you looking for anyone in particular? I live here, maybe I can help you. 331 00:45:47,697 --> 00:45:50,607 Yes, please, I'm looking for the people who work for the cleaning company. 332 00:45:50,670 --> 00:45:53,763 I saw their equipment on the fourth floor, but there was no one there! 333 00:45:53,863 --> 00:45:58,682 Yeah, well sometimes they're kept busy by the housewives with the little repairs to be made. 334 00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:02,414 - Thank you. I think I'll wait for them. - You can, but it may be a while! 335 00:46:02,549 --> 00:46:04,776 - Why so long? - You don't know these cleaners? 336 00:46:04,876 --> 00:46:06,047 No... 337 00:46:06,373 --> 00:46:09,760 It'll be alright, if you've got all day to wait. 338 00:46:13,569 --> 00:46:15,492 One moment, please! Not so fast! 339 00:46:15,886 --> 00:46:19,303 Why were you smiling when you mentioned the "little repairs to be made"? 340 00:46:19,403 --> 00:46:20,898 Oh, was I smiling? 341 00:46:20,963 --> 00:46:24,421 Yes... please tell me. Are they "little repairs", or what? 342 00:46:24,588 --> 00:46:28,125 - You seem very interested! - Have you had any of these "repairs"? 343 00:46:28,721 --> 00:46:32,032 Yes... one of them did something for me yesterday. 344 00:46:32,132 --> 00:46:34,085 - How was he? - He passed the test. 345 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:38,572 - He's a wonderful craftsman at what he does. - You aren't joking? 346 00:46:38,588 --> 00:46:41,106 You're sure they're able to do it all day long? 347 00:46:41,157 --> 00:46:44,267 Yes... and clean the floors, too. You see, they're supermen, Miss! 348 00:46:44,332 --> 00:46:47,533 - I've heard that from others. - So... there you are! 349 00:46:48,502 --> 00:46:50,682 It's a goal... what a bum! 350 00:46:50,782 --> 00:46:52,068 Pour me some coffee! 351 00:47:00,828 --> 00:47:02,669 - Here you are. - Thanks... 352 00:47:06,601 --> 00:47:07,703 I'm done... 353 00:47:29,105 --> 00:47:32,088 He lost it... the bum! 354 00:47:32,168 --> 00:47:33,679 He's got it again! 355 00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:37,360 Bryan's fallen down, and the referee believes him! 356 00:47:37,477 --> 00:47:39,659 They should give him a penalty! 357 00:47:41,338 --> 00:47:44,429 Incredible passing! I don't believe it! 358 00:47:49,973 --> 00:47:54,903 - You mustn't get so excited. - Don't bother me when I'm watching football! 359 00:47:57,905 --> 00:47:59,542 No! Stop him! 360 00:48:00,648 --> 00:48:03,936 He scored! No, he can't have done that! 361 00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:07,699 - Why not? - That idiot's always kicking the ball away! 362 00:48:08,181 --> 00:48:09,845 So what? 363 00:48:12,627 --> 00:48:16,459 Anyway, they're trading him for a new striker. 364 00:48:45,961 --> 00:48:47,475 Don't sit in front of the TV! 365 00:48:53,441 --> 00:48:54,719 Hold still! 366 00:49:03,349 --> 00:49:04,399 It's out! 367 00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:05,821 No... 368 00:49:22,311 --> 00:49:24,696 - Good day... - Are you the owner? 369 00:49:24,722 --> 00:49:27,494 - Yes, may I help you? - Do know someone named Fredrick? 370 00:49:27,678 --> 00:49:31,890 - Yes, we call him Fred. Then you are... - Yes, I'm Vicky. 371 00:49:32,391 --> 00:49:36,199 - May I have a moment to speak with you? - Certainly... please come with me. 372 00:49:40,970 --> 00:49:42,208 Score! 373 00:50:08,235 --> 00:50:12,027 - And you believe her? - Yes, Fredrick was with me until yesterday. 374 00:50:12,227 --> 00:50:15,907 And the lady told me that the marvelous new man was Frank's partner. 375 00:50:16,424 --> 00:50:19,169 The dirty shit! I'll throw him out! 376 00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:22,325 Don't be so hasty! I made the same mistake, and I've come to regret it. 377 00:50:22,425 --> 00:50:25,054 - Really... it's true! - What do you mean? 378 00:50:25,154 --> 00:50:29,658 Listen... if they weren't so good in bed, we wouldn't want them in the first place! 379 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:30,932 I know, but... 380 00:50:31,032 --> 00:50:34,927 We must find a way to put rings through their little noses, that's all. 381 00:50:35,037 --> 00:50:39,560 You don't castrate the best bull in the herd, just because he's fooling around with a cow! 382 00:50:51,128 --> 00:50:52,726 We don't stand a chance! 383 00:51:34,168 --> 00:51:36,761 They sure believe in knocking off work on time! 384 00:51:37,434 --> 00:51:39,761 They must have had an easy day. 385 00:51:39,909 --> 00:51:43,019 Now I know why he'll only screw me in the morning. 386 00:51:43,229 --> 00:51:45,244 And why he can't get it up at night! 387 00:51:45,258 --> 00:51:48,201 Don't worry, we'll take care of that, and solve all our problems. 388 00:51:49,477 --> 00:51:51,567 Let's wait a minute, so they can leave. 389 00:51:53,341 --> 00:51:55,027 I hope this works. 390 00:51:57,538 --> 00:52:01,148 - Tell me, why did you want to get rid of Fred? - I was fed up. 391 00:52:01,605 --> 00:52:04,457 I guess I just got bored, and tired of looking after him. 392 00:52:05,487 --> 00:52:07,963 - He didn't go very far. - Well, they're gone now... let's go! 393 00:52:08,024 --> 00:52:11,904 Here are the letters. You'll be okay, nothing will happen to you. 394 00:52:12,082 --> 00:52:17,052 - If I see anyone, I'll freak out! - Nonsense! You're a big girl... get going! 395 00:52:17,598 --> 00:52:20,646 - What women do for love. - I'll be waiting for you. 396 00:52:34,432 --> 00:52:37,168 - Look at that! - Don't make a fool of yourself. 397 00:52:37,404 --> 00:52:38,488 Yeah... but what a babe! 398 00:53:23,185 --> 00:53:27,832 TO THE MAN OF THE HOUSE - CONFIDENTIAL - 399 00:53:57,291 --> 00:53:58,644 This can't be true! 400 00:53:59,557 --> 00:54:02,483 - How have you been, Mr. Runge? - I'm just back from a business trip. 401 00:54:02,483 --> 00:54:04,300 - And you, Mr. Mewes? - Thanks, well enough... 402 00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:06,393 Why don't you take a look in your post box? 403 00:54:06,682 --> 00:54:10,464 - The post comes early. My wife picks it up. - It's not from the post. Go have a look! 404 00:54:10,839 --> 00:54:12,546 - What is it? - Go and look... 405 00:54:27,232 --> 00:54:28,276 Disgusting! 406 00:54:28,276 --> 00:54:29,972 - Did you find it? - Is yours the same? 407 00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:33,315 Yes, let me read it to you: "This happens when you're at work or in the office." 408 00:54:33,415 --> 00:54:35,836 Everyone works in an office. This is plain rubbish! 409 00:54:35,936 --> 00:54:37,788 Yes, but it might be true. Listen to this:... 410 00:54:37,808 --> 00:54:42,739 "Whenever something goes wrong, the man from the cleaning company makes repairs." 411 00:54:42,939 --> 00:54:46,763 "To top this off, your wife seems to enjoy their making these repairs." 412 00:54:46,863 --> 00:54:49,093 - But my wife never breaks anything at all. - I hope not... 413 00:54:49,689 --> 00:54:52,647 - How is it at your place? - There's always something broken! 414 00:54:52,747 --> 00:54:54,563 That's why it costs me so much to run the household! 415 00:54:54,663 --> 00:54:58,101 You must be out of your mind if you don't keep an accurate record of all your wife's expenses! 416 00:54:58,201 --> 00:55:01,863 And I blamed it on the government, with all this inflation. 417 00:55:02,083 --> 00:55:03,906 I'll ask my wife what this is all about. 418 00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:07,554 Go ahead! Get all the gory details. I'm not about to do a stupid thing like that! 419 00:55:16,837 --> 00:55:19,549 - Hello, gentlemen! - Mr. Bautz, can you spare a minute? 420 00:55:19,665 --> 00:55:20,697 What for? 421 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:24,654 - See if you have one of these in your post box. - I think you ought to have a look at this! 422 00:55:24,754 --> 00:55:27,766 What? We all have one of those? Just a moment... 423 00:55:33,717 --> 00:55:35,066 Why are you running? 424 00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:38,101 It's impossible to post all of them. Too many men hanging around there! 425 00:55:38,201 --> 00:55:40,821 - You delivered most of them, didn't you? - I'm not totally incompetent! 426 00:55:40,947 --> 00:55:44,957 The fuse is lit! The rest of the dirty work is up to the husbands! 427 00:55:47,314 --> 00:55:50,179 I'll show this to my wife. She'll absolutely burst! 428 00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:55,112 She's particular who she takes to bed. She's used to a bigger man! 429 00:55:55,464 --> 00:55:57,958 No, my friends, my wife prefers me! 430 00:56:00,556 --> 00:56:03,870 - Would anyone else want that fat old cow? - What are we going to do? 431 00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:07,756 I'll tell all the men on my floor that we're have a meeting tonight at the bowling ally. 432 00:56:07,856 --> 00:56:10,928 - We'll meet in the little room at the back. - Good! I'll take care of my floor! 433 00:56:11,028 --> 00:56:13,484 Act casual. Please don't say anything to the wives! 434 00:56:17,592 --> 00:56:21,376 Nana's not coming tonight. She's staying home to do laundry. 435 00:56:21,428 --> 00:56:24,326 - I guess we're on our own. - You'll be missing your pussy tonight! 436 00:56:24,452 --> 00:56:26,792 - Won't you, Frank? - You asshole! 437 00:56:26,968 --> 00:56:31,398 When we get to the new house, the women will be lined up, ready and waiting for us! 438 00:56:31,498 --> 00:56:36,230 We'll be worn out before we start. You wouldn't believe the blowjob Mrs. Mewes gave me yesterday! 439 00:56:36,570 --> 00:56:40,474 You're a lucky man to have all that screwing... and Nana to come home to at night! 440 00:56:40,925 --> 00:56:42,440 I honestly believe that! 441 00:56:44,428 --> 00:56:47,389 If you want to put your fingers in something, there are plenty of bowling balls outside! 442 00:56:47,489 --> 00:56:52,321 Mr. Wagner, did you come here to fool around with another woman, or discuss your wife's infidelity? 443 00:56:52,421 --> 00:56:55,911 - Oh... your wife's making friends! - Run along my nosy sweetheart. Out, out... 444 00:56:56,157 --> 00:56:58,611 You didn't hear a thing! You'd better understand that, ... 445 00:56:58,711 --> 00:57:01,384 ... or we'll bowl you right down that ally out there! 446 00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:05,723 Yeah, yeah... I'm leaving. I just wondered why you gentlemen weren't bowling. 447 00:57:05,805 --> 00:57:09,020 - Get out! - I wonder what your wives are doing right now? 448 00:57:09,585 --> 00:57:11,710 Gentlemen, let's get back to business. 449 00:57:11,810 --> 00:57:15,333 When I tell you the consequences of Mr. Wagner's idea, you'll have none of it! 450 00:57:15,430 --> 00:57:17,830 - I'm having nothing to do with it! - Just relax a minute and listen. 451 00:57:17,879 --> 00:57:22,771 Do you remember the headlines in the newspaper last year? "Eight couples divorce!" 452 00:57:22,912 --> 00:57:25,020 "Porter fucking every girl in the building!" 453 00:57:25,192 --> 00:57:28,302 - They wrote "fucking" in the newspaper? - That doesn't matter. 454 00:57:28,548 --> 00:57:31,116 Do you want your pictures up on posters all around town? 455 00:57:31,216 --> 00:57:33,963 With all the fool kids in the neighborhood painting horns on it? 456 00:57:34,063 --> 00:57:35,900 - The whole idea's ridiculous! - It's absurd! 457 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,088 I didn't come here to find a reason to divorce my wife! 458 00:57:39,364 --> 00:57:44,439 We need to talk this out, man-to-man! We must to be able to fix this by ourselves! 459 00:57:44,604 --> 00:57:47,162 - We don't need any help! - You're talking a lot of damned nonsense! 460 00:57:47,262 --> 00:57:51,790 - You're a bit too impetuous for me, young man. - I'm sure you all read the newspaper? 461 00:57:51,850 --> 00:57:58,226 I do, too. So you know every week there are articles about love, women and stuff like that. 462 00:57:58,747 --> 00:58:02,308 You must have seen it all before, so it must be easy to learn about how... uh... 463 00:58:02,502 --> 00:58:05,372 I mean to say... Women come just like we do! 464 00:58:05,528 --> 00:58:09,607 Those dumb buggers, sitting around and talking. 465 00:58:11,172 --> 00:58:14,660 Rather than showing their women who's boss ... 466 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,544 ... with a good screwing! 467 00:58:22,369 --> 00:58:23,676 Like this! 468 00:58:25,962 --> 00:58:28,595 You're in good form tonight, my tiger! 469 00:58:36,279 --> 00:58:39,126 Round 1... 470 00:58:39,579 --> 00:58:40,781 ... gong!! 471 00:58:55,277 --> 00:58:57,592 I'll destroy this monster! 472 00:59:10,321 --> 00:59:12,563 I've got you now! 473 00:59:30,779 --> 00:59:33,050 Now I'm gonna do you in! 474 00:59:42,449 --> 00:59:46,836 That's done it... they slip out so easily! 475 00:59:58,128 --> 01:00:02,098 - Try and get out of this one! - This is illegal in all the rule books! 476 01:00:02,198 --> 01:00:03,730 I don't care! 477 01:00:13,096 --> 01:00:15,853 You're not playing fair! 478 01:00:42,868 --> 01:00:45,472 Yes! It's time to end this round! 479 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:09,184 I'll have your balls for this! 480 01:01:09,223 --> 01:01:10,744 Get down! 481 01:01:12,118 --> 01:01:13,728 No more of that! 482 01:01:14,546 --> 01:01:16,960 Maybe you could be nicer to me, for a change. 483 01:01:16,992 --> 01:01:19,376 Since when did you turn soft? 484 01:01:21,058 --> 01:01:23,690 You could be a bit gentler, couldn't you? 485 01:01:23,734 --> 01:01:27,023 What's that? Then you can go fuck those babyface cleaners! 486 01:01:27,196 --> 01:01:29,978 They'd be gentler than you! 487 01:01:30,481 --> 01:01:33,408 You've been fooling around with those punk bastards! Am I right? 488 01:01:33,662 --> 01:01:35,268 I'll show them! 489 01:01:35,938 --> 01:01:38,787 They've got a nerve! You stay put! 490 01:02:32,947 --> 01:02:36,717 Yes... tomorrow morning, my supermen will be here to clean the house. 491 01:02:37,591 --> 01:02:40,259 Let's make a deal. The cleaners are ours, okay? 492 01:02:40,353 --> 01:02:43,986 I think I know what you mean, dear, but they're very valuable property! 493 01:02:44,081 --> 01:02:47,405 - I know. - So, what's in it for me? 494 01:02:47,565 --> 01:02:50,389 You've always told me you wanted a summer house. Right? 495 01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:53,400 Yes, but my husband won't consider the idea! 496 01:02:54,453 --> 01:02:58,303 Okay... how about if I give you the design for free? 497 01:02:58,614 --> 01:03:01,288 Oh... I think that'll convince him! 498 01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:04,853 So, tomorrow morning I have a nice little game planned for the boys. 499 01:03:04,953 --> 01:03:08,461 You get them here, and I'll manage the party after that. Let's shake on it! Okay? 500 01:03:09,389 --> 01:03:12,756 You must really be in love! Okay... I'll get them here. 501 01:03:14,970 --> 01:03:17,319 Say, Mrs. Sturmer, do know if my husband's anywhere about? 502 01:03:17,414 --> 01:03:20,576 Yeah, but I wouldn't advise you to go in there. He's in the back room. 503 01:03:20,736 --> 01:03:22,212 Dammit! 504 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:26,696 I wish I knew what was going on around here! Did they lose a bowling ball, or something? 505 01:03:26,796 --> 01:03:30,912 - Yes, Dana, you have no idea! - Oh... have you lost your ball, too? 506 01:03:31,012 --> 01:03:34,329 It's not funny! Could you go in there and see what they're talking about? 507 01:03:34,482 --> 01:03:37,940 - They booted me out earlier. - There must be something we can do! 508 01:03:38,236 --> 01:03:40,100 Ah! Come with me! 509 01:03:41,682 --> 01:03:43,560 I hope you've thought of something. 510 01:03:45,253 --> 01:03:49,609 That's the intercom for the recreation room. You can hear everything that's said inside! 511 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,036 You're too good! Thanks! 512 01:03:55,255 --> 01:03:57,856 We're all going to look like fools if we don't do something about it! 513 01:03:57,881 --> 01:04:02,087 We have to kick these motherfuckers out of our lives, and keep 'em out! 514 01:04:02,195 --> 01:04:04,503 We'll call ourselves "The Ball-Busting Agency"... 515 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:07,859 Don't be an idiot! We'll take care of them so they have to make a living with their hands! 516 01:04:07,959 --> 01:04:10,445 - Because their cocks will be lying on the ground! - That's nonsense! 517 01:04:10,545 --> 01:04:13,724 - I'd like to kick their balls in! - That's against the law! 518 01:04:13,824 --> 01:04:18,175 So? They were breaking countless laws when they were fucking our women, weren't they? 519 01:04:18,275 --> 01:04:22,482 They won't have their balls, because the law will confiscate the evidence! 520 01:04:22,590 --> 01:04:28,232 Right on! But we'll have to make it a party. We'll have ourselves a good old ball-busting! 521 01:04:28,332 --> 01:04:30,909 And I'll provide all the beer you can drink! 522 01:04:31,261 --> 01:04:33,124 So... the next round! 523 01:04:35,141 --> 01:04:36,470 Thanks, Dana! 524 01:04:44,097 --> 01:04:46,843 And now, my friends, a toast to the plan! 525 01:04:47,604 --> 01:04:48,753 Cheers! 526 01:04:52,047 --> 01:04:54,406 Now... when shall we have our "party"? 527 01:04:54,513 --> 01:04:59,509 - When are we going to break their balls? - As soon as possible! Let's do it tomorrow. 528 01:04:59,609 --> 01:05:04,648 Okay! Tomorrow night we'll sneak up on their trailer, and fix them up good! 529 01:05:04,748 --> 01:05:10,344 Afterwards, we'll hang a black wreath on their cocks, because they won't need them anymore. 530 01:05:11,179 --> 01:05:14,307 - Strange. The lady of the house isn't here. - No wonder, after that party! 531 01:05:14,407 --> 01:05:17,252 Well, maybe there's nothing planned for today. 532 01:05:17,352 --> 01:05:20,248 No more milking the cow. 533 01:05:26,132 --> 01:05:28,796 She better get up soon, and open the back door. Otherwise, how can we clean up this mess? 534 01:05:29,668 --> 01:05:32,554 It doesn't really matter. I wouldn't wake her up. 535 01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:36,533 - Maybe she'll come down later. - If she can... 536 01:05:42,966 --> 01:05:47,882 - That must've been some party! - Yeah, from all the stuff in the pool... 537 01:05:47,982 --> 01:05:49,184 Uh oh... look at that! 538 01:05:50,270 --> 01:05:51,767 Hey! What are you doing here? 539 01:05:52,244 --> 01:05:53,644 The same as you! 540 01:05:58,866 --> 01:06:01,203 A quick swim, and then a Cuba Libre. 541 01:06:01,670 --> 01:06:04,903 - The lady informed on us. - I think they know about us. 542 01:06:05,553 --> 01:06:07,055 And do we! 543 01:06:10,468 --> 01:06:13,873 Oh, Mr. Kline, have you seen the cleaners today? 544 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:15,889 - No, not today. - Thanks... 545 01:06:15,989 --> 01:06:17,389 Good day, Mrs. Bautz. 546 01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:22,200 Only you could think of sending the husbands a letter like this! 547 01:06:22,300 --> 01:06:27,227 Not so loud! We don't want him to hear what we're planning, do we, Fred? 548 01:06:27,383 --> 01:06:31,085 He's really going to yell when he hears he lost the swimming pool job, ... 549 01:06:31,185 --> 01:06:32,668 ... and the apartment job, as well. 550 01:06:32,788 --> 01:06:34,943 When he reads this, he'll be mad as a hornet! 551 01:06:35,043 --> 01:06:39,894 Yeah, and if he shows his face around there, the husbands will shoot him... or worse! 552 01:06:39,994 --> 01:06:42,947 You're really a bitch... destroying his business. 553 01:06:43,789 --> 01:06:48,157 Don't worry. I've managed everything. In fact, I found a new job in the center of town. 554 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:51,477 - How did you manage that? - The owner's an old friend. 555 01:06:51,577 --> 01:06:54,893 He has apartments all over the place. Fortunately, this one's an office complex. 556 01:06:55,452 --> 01:06:58,121 I see... all offices. Nothing private. 557 01:06:58,328 --> 01:07:00,534 There are a few people who live there. 558 01:07:00,758 --> 01:07:04,339 But you won't have any inclination to start fooling around with them. 559 01:07:05,029 --> 01:07:06,251 Why's that? 560 01:07:06,528 --> 01:07:13,029 In the future, all the bulls get milked before they head out to the pasture! Understand? 561 01:07:13,473 --> 01:07:16,050 Okay, baby... milk me! 562 01:07:23,502 --> 01:07:26,289 I think they've started to like each other again! 563 01:07:27,274 --> 01:07:29,636 I don't know why she kicked him out in the first place. 564 01:07:29,736 --> 01:07:31,659 A man wouldn't understand. 565 01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:43,745 Hello! 566 01:11:47,926 --> 01:11:50,297 Good day, Mrs. Mewes. Have the cleaning boys come in yet? 567 01:11:50,397 --> 01:11:53,991 - How should I know? - Wait, you must not have seen the letter. 568 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:56,250 This one here. 569 01:11:56,994 --> 01:11:58,418 Read this... 570 01:12:10,259 --> 01:12:12,827 Well, sport, it looks like we have a real job today! 571 01:12:12,927 --> 01:12:16,758 We'll have to wait until we get back to the trailer to screw. 572 01:12:16,802 --> 01:12:18,782 At least the girls are cleaning it up today. 573 01:12:19,017 --> 01:12:21,317 About time! It was a real mess! 574 01:12:22,849 --> 01:12:25,611 It's amazing. I've never done this sort of work before! 575 01:12:26,228 --> 01:12:28,960 - Is that so? - Yeah... I've always had a maid. 576 01:12:28,982 --> 01:12:30,550 But you seem to have the pioneer spirit. 577 01:12:31,137 --> 01:12:36,628 - I bet they get a shock when they come home! - We'll do everything in the pioneer spirit. 578 01:12:37,689 --> 01:12:40,440 I think it's dreadful what our husbands are planning to do to the poor boys. 579 01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:42,215 We must do something at once! 580 01:12:42,370 --> 01:12:45,953 I've been waiting out in the street for them all day. Their van isn't anywhere! 581 01:12:46,053 --> 01:12:48,841 Maybe we should look for them tonight. Find out where they park their van. 582 01:12:48,964 --> 01:12:52,296 It's too late! Our husbands will already be there. What a mess... 583 01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:57,249 - Here, give me a hand with this. - What's the matter, Vicky wear you out? 584 01:12:57,349 --> 01:12:58,365 Fuck you! 585 01:12:58,427 --> 01:13:01,096 Hello, there! You wouldn't happen to be the new cleaners? 586 01:13:01,390 --> 01:13:05,592 You see, I'm new here. I've only been here a week, and the wardrobe door is already broken! 587 01:13:05,642 --> 01:13:08,618 I'm no good at fixing things like that. I wonder, could you take a look at it? 588 01:13:08,713 --> 01:13:13,666 - My colleague's an expert at fixing wardrobes. - That's so sweet... please come up with me! 589 01:13:14,102 --> 01:13:16,780 Well I'll be damned! That's starting off on the right note! 590 01:13:17,204 --> 01:13:20,740 I live on the fifth floor. When I left this morning, the elevator was broken! 591 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,028 I hope it's working now. I don't want you to be tired! 592 01:13:24,430 --> 01:13:29,040 Yes, if Mrs. Weller's there, I'll bring her along. And I'll find Mrs. Runge, too. 593 01:13:29,265 --> 01:13:31,690 Don't you think we should stop by the bowling ally first? 594 01:13:31,790 --> 01:13:33,840 I'll be seeing the waitress. What do you want me to ask her? 595 01:13:33,858 --> 01:13:36,619 We need to find out which of the men were there last night. 596 01:13:36,930 --> 01:13:39,269 Leave it to me. I'll find out. 597 01:13:50,293 --> 01:13:52,111 It's no good without a man around the house! 598 01:13:52,211 --> 01:13:55,638 My boss comes by occasionally, but you can't ask your boss to do work for you. 599 01:13:55,738 --> 01:13:59,031 - Especially not repairs! - It's no problem... 600 01:13:59,187 --> 01:14:02,228 Could I offer you a drink? I'm sure you'd like one. 601 01:14:02,328 --> 01:14:04,664 I think I could manage a little whiskey. 602 01:14:05,021 --> 01:14:10,541 What do you think about women's liberation? Are you for it or against it? Tell me the truth! 603 01:14:10,717 --> 01:14:12,583 Well, I guess I'm for it! 604 01:14:12,733 --> 01:14:18,985 That's wonderful! Why must it be a man to start off, when a woman can speak just as well as he? 605 01:14:19,219 --> 01:14:23,809 Although I admit... a man could be useful when I want to press my sheets. 606 01:14:25,407 --> 01:14:28,165 It's fresh pastures I'm walking on, is that it? 607 01:14:28,365 --> 01:14:31,799 Well, my boss isn't what you'd call a young man. 608 01:14:33,453 --> 01:14:35,742 Maybe I'm your man, then? 609 01:14:36,836 --> 01:14:39,556 It's terrible, what they're going to do. 610 01:14:39,667 --> 01:14:42,477 I can't imagine my husband being so brutal. 611 01:14:42,513 --> 01:14:44,777 Yeah... my husband's even worse than that! 612 01:14:44,827 --> 01:14:47,177 And we're the only ones who didn't sleep with the cleaners. 613 01:14:47,277 --> 01:14:51,357 - Isn't that funny? - Funny? You could say that. 614 01:14:51,601 --> 01:14:53,423 Or maybe we missed out on something great. 615 01:15:02,022 --> 01:15:04,339 - Good day, you must be the new cleaning man? - Yeah... 616 01:15:04,485 --> 01:15:09,156 Would you like to come have a drink with me, so you'll feel more comfortable here? 617 01:15:09,286 --> 01:15:10,481 Okay... sure. 618 01:15:11,318 --> 01:15:14,082 But I can't stay long. My colleague will kill me, for sure! 619 01:15:14,182 --> 01:15:16,406 Oh... so there's two of you? Where is he? 620 01:15:17,573 --> 01:15:22,048 - Upstairs somewhere... - There's no one up there. 621 01:20:57,668 --> 01:21:02,029 - You're home early... how sweet! - Yes, but I have to go right out. 622 01:21:02,129 --> 01:21:04,262 Something important! Sorry, dear. 623 01:21:04,544 --> 01:21:08,556 But I was going to give you a lovely surprise and have your favorite dinner all ready for you. 624 01:21:08,656 --> 01:21:11,952 - Is it ready? - No, it isn't. I didn't expect you so early. 625 01:21:13,364 --> 01:21:16,916 I also have a little something special for you. 626 01:21:18,013 --> 01:21:19,807 Do you really have to go? 627 01:21:19,929 --> 01:21:22,538 Well... it's not all that important! 628 01:21:26,044 --> 01:21:28,171 What are you doing? Stop it, I'm ticklish! 629 01:21:28,253 --> 01:21:30,590 Don't go bowling tonight. 630 01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:34,748 - But I have an appointment! - You prefer your friends to me? 631 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:36,472 Of course not, dear. 632 01:21:36,572 --> 01:21:39,245 If you really loved me, darling, you'd stay at home. 633 01:21:40,746 --> 01:21:43,033 I do love you! 634 01:22:32,529 --> 01:22:34,317 - Hello! - Hi, guys! 635 01:22:38,970 --> 01:22:41,014 Good evening, Nana! What have you been doing with yourself? 636 01:22:41,114 --> 01:22:42,364 Staying busy... 637 01:22:42,464 --> 01:22:44,318 Hiya, baby... your stud's back! 638 01:22:45,964 --> 01:22:48,697 - You're sure there isn't a mistake? - Mr. Bautz hasn't reported in for work. 639 01:22:49,387 --> 01:22:51,820 No? Thank you. 640 01:22:52,121 --> 01:22:55,465 I'm sure there's no mistake. I knew he hadn't reported in sick before. 641 01:22:55,814 --> 01:22:58,032 Okay... thank you. 642 01:22:59,593 --> 01:23:01,056 I'll stop him... 643 01:23:20,084 --> 01:23:23,188 - This is a great meal! - Of course, it's Vicky's specialty. 644 01:23:23,288 --> 01:23:26,366 - How was work? - You can't do much with an old building. 645 01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:29,653 - It's not worth the effort. - I trust you didn't do anything too strenuous! 646 01:23:30,404 --> 01:23:31,675 Certainly not... 647 01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:07,859 The cow has jumped the fence! I knew it... 648 01:24:13,546 --> 01:24:15,893 You'll have to go to Tenerife by yourself. 649 01:24:16,232 --> 01:24:19,468 So I'll go alone! But I'll take Nana to help handle the house cleaners! 650 01:24:20,137 --> 01:24:23,327 - I'm sorry! Excuse me, am I too late? - No, we just sat down... 651 01:24:23,527 --> 01:24:25,656 - Did you invite this woman here for dinner? - Me? No... 652 01:24:25,935 --> 01:24:28,655 I'm not really hungry, but if you have a little left... 653 01:24:28,755 --> 01:24:30,374 - ... perhaps I could ... - Come here! 654 01:24:31,635 --> 01:24:33,589 I'll show you, you bitch! 655 01:24:33,623 --> 01:24:38,451 You won't fuck around with those babyfaces again! Come here! 656 01:24:38,668 --> 01:24:42,084 Look! He'll kill her! 657 01:24:48,932 --> 01:24:52,411 - Go and help her out! - Yes, help her... 658 01:24:52,979 --> 01:24:54,166 Hey, Mr. Bautz! 659 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,116 Get off her! 660 01:24:56,157 --> 01:24:58,848 Up yours, boy! He's mine to handle! 661 01:25:00,399 --> 01:25:03,238 - She's no amateur. - I used to be a pro... 662 01:25:14,261 --> 01:25:15,939 I'll break your balls... 663 01:25:18,475 --> 01:25:20,219 I'll dream about this tonight. 664 01:25:21,527 --> 01:25:23,372 - What do you think now? - Beast...! 665 01:25:23,499 --> 01:25:26,773 - Tell me, does Frank ever hit you? - Why do you want to know? 666 01:25:27,006 --> 01:25:28,717 He might be rather kinky! 667 01:25:29,513 --> 01:25:33,140 Now, my love, I'm going to fix you... 668 01:25:35,913 --> 01:25:37,738 So, how do you like that? 669 01:25:39,278 --> 01:25:41,297 I like it! I like it! 670 01:25:41,916 --> 01:25:46,563 - Now do you believe you're the one I love? - I do... really! 61184

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