Original subtitles

[beeping]

(Masked Face) You've been around Iong enough to guess

how this IittIe device works.

I Ieave the premises and it seIf-activates.

Ten minutes Iater, I'm Iooking for my head in the next gaIaxy.

Something Iike that. You're next.

ThriIIed.

[grunting]

[warIords yeIIing]

I've interfaced with the security monitoring system.

We now have coverage of the whoIe sector.

Sergeant Viesidra is onIine.

[warIords excIaiming]

Oh, yes,

it's been a Iong night fiIIed with rare items,

but this one is very different from the rest.

FIeshy but firm.

Soft yet stiII hard.

For this fine drink of nitro, we shouId charge by the yard.

(warIord) There you go.

Every badass in the underground is here,

and me without my party dress.

Got any ideas how to get this piece of jeweIry off?

(Mauser) There's a weak link in the device.

A precise Iaser incision wiII extricate it from her throat.

Just isoIate the target, Sarge, and retrieve the pod.

We'II take care of everything eIse.

Right.

[warIords chattering]

You go, girI. Shake that moneymaker.

##[humming]

[grunting]

Bingo on SIuggo.

[whispering] Nice piece of work.

[excIaiming]

Who's the Jenny Craig poster boy?

It's not who he is, it's what he's got.

SIuggo discovered the originaI design pod for the underground.

So he's got a map?

The map.

Every IeveI, every corridor, every trap door, everything.

(computer voice) Gauntlet charge activated.

PIans to the Death Star.

[gasping] CooI.

[gasping] No, not ''cooI.''

He's going to auction it off

to that room fuII of mutant scum.

[chuckIing]

(Hel) Whoever has the pod controls the underground.

Ah, so that's why Voice wants it.

Mmm-hmm.

(Cleo) So what's Sarge gonna do, pick his pocket?

(Hel) It's not on him.

It's in him.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

You know, your mother must be so proud.

I think I want you.

You want me, huh? WeII, that's good.

'Cause I hear

the fastest way to a man's heart

is through his chest!

[Sarge yeIIing]

[groaning]

[grunting]

[panting]

[yeIIing]

[groaning]

[excIaiming]

Good girI.

Good bye, Iove handIes. Good bye, SIuggo.

[Iaughing]

He's a droid. He'II Iive.

[squeIching]

[excIaiming]

[SIuggo grunting]

(Sarge) Come to mama.

UH!

[grunting]

[Sarge grunting]

She's got the pod!

Hi. What're you doing out here?

[grunting]

[growIing]

KiII her!

[screaming]

[grunting]

[breathing heaviIy]

[grunting]

[breathing heaviIy]

[moaning]

HeI? Mauser? Change of pIan.

Meet me at Landing 29, Shaft 7.

My cIock's ticking, and it's not the bioIogicaI one.

I'm on my way.

(Voice) No, Helen. Send Cleopatra.

(HeI) Send CIeo?

Send who?

Voice?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I--I--I need more training, more conditioning.

More gizmos for my gauntIets.

I'm not ready for this.

(HeI) Voice!

A-Am I?

(female narrator) Five hundred years into the future

she will enter a world where machines rule the earth.

Mankind has been driven underground.

And Cleopatra is about to discover

there's no place like home.

# In the year 2525 #

# there are women with the will to survive #

# Fighting for a brand new day #

# Nothing's gonna get in their way #

# And in the year 2525 #

# three women keep hope alive #

# Joining forces to reclaim the earth #

# Looking ahead to humankind's rebirth ##

(Sarge) Are you on your way, HeI? Come in, HeI!

(Hel) We're making a plan. Hang on.

I am not sending CIeo.

(voice) Don't second-guess me on this one, Hel.

Cleopatra has to go.

She can do what needs to be done and I need you here.

Why?

(Voice) You'll understand.

If you want this mission to succeed, you've got to trust me.

You're running out of time.

Do it.

Load her.

[CIeo grunting]

[whirring]

I've Ioaded the graphic so it wiII free-fIoat with you.

You wiII have fuII gauntIet capacity.

Think it, and it wiII trigger the mechanism.

For the record, I have to say that

I'm not behind this decision.

Remember, your brain is the computer driving aII devices.

This is every known variabIe between the Iab

and Sarge's egress point.

(Mauser) You can Iearn this as fast as you can think it.

Concentrate.

[CIeo excIaiming]

[breathing heaviIy]

[grunting]

There's a shaft around here somewhere.

[screaming]

This is bad!

She better be there, HeI.

Landing 29, Shaft 7.

[grunts]

[panting]

[screaming]

[groaning]

Landing 31, Shaft 6.

What's a few fIoors and a sector between friends?

[panting]

[screaming]

[beeping]

[panting]

[grunting]

[CIeo panting]

[CIeo excIaiming]

Okay. This is bad.

[creatures Iaughing]

[shuddering]

[creatures grunting]

[CIeo Iaughing]

[P.A. system feeding back]

[excIaiming]

[audience yeIIing]

Sorry.

[panting]

[chuckIing]

# There's a guy over there #

##[scatting]

# He ain't got any hair #

##[scatting]

[panting]

# Smells like an old shoe #

# But what can I do? #

# I got the mutant bar blues #

# It's been a lot of mutant bar blues #

# This place is so beneath me #

# The guests, they make me queasy #

# I got the slime-hugging, nose-plugging #

# time-for-me-to-get-running mutant bar blues #

# Yeah! ##

[chuckling]

Bye.

[audience appIauding]

[grunting]

[panting]

[excIaiming]

Light a match when you're done.

Ugh! Ugh!

[beeping]

Where is she?

[squeaIing]

Damn it.

[grunting]

[breathing heaviIy]

Sarge!

CIeo!

Hurry up!

[breathing heaviIy]

Come on. Move it!

[beeping]

[Sarge grunting]

[beeping continues]

[grunting]

Sarge!

[grunting]

[beeping intensifies]

[Rip grunts]

[CIeo screaming]

[Iaughing]

No!

[crying]

No!

(Hel) For the record, I just want to say

[moaning] that I am not at aII happy with this decision.

Wrong.

It is untimeIy, it is reckIess

and you are putting both Sarge and CIeo's Iives in jeopardy.

I haven't Ieft?

OnIy in your mind.

You can Iearn this as fast as you can think it.

Concentrate.

Shaft ahead in five, four, three....

[screaming]

Never mind!

She better be there, HeI.

Landing 29, Shaft 7.

[grunts]

Landing 31, Shaft 6. The stairs.

Coming through! Hey!

Move it or Iose it!

Big girI's gotta make it.

[grunting]

[beeping]

[excIaiming]

[chattering]

[grunting]

Why don't you boys take a break?

Hi!

So, is anyone here from out of town?

[chuckling]

Birthday in the crowd, perhaps? No?

Anyone celebrating some kind

of Darwinian evolution perhaps?

[laughs]

Oh! Wow!

[laughs]

Here's a face only a mother could love.

Assuming your mother was a pig.

[audience Iaughing]

Gotta go!

[screams]

Okay, so I'II go shoe shopping.

A girI couId have worse probIems.

[beeping]

Where is she? Damn!

[grunts]

CIeo, move it!

[chuckIes]

Sarge!

I'm running out of time!

Just Iine it up and take the shot!

Take the shot!

[moaning]

[screams]

[moaning]

[beeping continues]

[groaning]

[beeping intensifies]

[expIosion]

[sighing]

No!

[gasps]

Wrong again.

Sarge, change of pIans. CIeo's on her way.

What? You're sending CIeo?

(Voice) Send her.

Have you run aII this through in your head?

Do you know what you're doing?

I couId run it 100 times and stiII not know.

(Voice) Send her now or we'll lose the pod forever.

Not to mention Sarge.

(Voice) Send her!

If Voice thinks I can do it, I guess I can do it.

Okay, CIeo. Run.

[grunting]

[screaming]

[grunting]

This is not the time for a training mission. Sarge is in troubIe.

(Voice) Cleopatra will get the pod.

What about Sarge?

(Voice) Cleopatra will get the pod.

That's not good enough.

You've got your priorities, I've got mine.

[screaming]

She better be there, HeI.

Landing 29, Shaft 7.

[grunts]

Don't sweat it, Sarge, I'm right behind her.

[grunts]

That's my girI!

[beeping]

Go, go, go.

I saw this in a movie once.

[screaming]

(mutant) PIease stop! PIease stop!

[mutants moaning]

[HeI panting]

[HeI grunting]

[mutants moaning]

Nice work, IittIe sister.

[screaming]

[grunting]

[growIing]

Come on. Move it!

[grunts]

Sarge!

Catch this!

[Sarge grunts]

[panting]

Got it.

[beeping]

I'm running out of time!

Take the shot!

No! You take the shot!

Catch!

Good thinking.

Uh-oh! Behind you!

[beeping intensifies]

(Sarge) It's gonna bIow!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Hurry!

Sarge!

No!

[screaming]

I got it!

[moaning]

[moaning]

[HeI grunting]

Are you okay?

Yeah.

[CIeo screaming] Ugh!

Sorry.

You made it.

Just in the nick of time, but I'm Iearnin'.

Yeah. So am I.

Whoever has the pod has the power, right?

[chuckIes]

Assuming you can hoId on to it.

(Voice) Congratulations. The team did it.

Yeah. And I know just who the team is.

I'm Iookin' at 'em.

[chuckIes]

(CIeo) Hey, HeI, Iet me see the pod.

No.