All language subtitles for Brothers.and.Sisters.S05E09.HDTV.XviD-LOL-eng

"Are you tired of feeling old?

"Do you miss waking
up with vim and vigor?

"Seniors, the first step
to a healthy tomorrow

"is to get a good range of vitamins
and nutrients in your diet?

Forever tabs can help
you do just that."

Forever tabs? Frank, good God.
Are you serious?

Well, who doesn't want a
little more vim and vigor?

Just pick it up
from the end, Nora.

Yes, Frank, from the end.

"Forever tabs can
help you do just that.

I use them." No, I don't use them.

All you have to do is take one pill,
and you're legally clear.

"Them" is plural, Frank.

Then take two. I take four.

But look, if you want me to
do the spot, I'll do the spot.

They asked for her on this one.

Why is that? Am I more
senior than he is?

Hardly.

Let's... do the, uh,
hotel spot, Nora.

They're offering
rooms for half price.

I'll get you some more water

and give you a second
to look it over.

All right.

Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.

Oh, good God and heaven.

What?

Frank, I can't say this.
Nora, Nora, Nora, what is it?

Oh, God. This is so cheesy.

I'm embarrassed to
even read it to you.

It can't be that bad.

"The Hotel Velone...

We make the beds,
you make the magic."

Ooh, that's... that's
pretty catchy, actually.

Oh, yeah, there's more. Yeah?

"Turndown service

comes with a boat of strawberries
in every room." Strawberries.

What the hell would
you do with that?

Oh, they're high in
vitamin C... Karl.

What? There are windows on
all four sides of this room.

So? We're adults.

Your daughter owns the station.

I mean, how much trouble
can we get in to? Hmm?

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* So I'll sleep all day *.

One skinny vanilla late with whip.

Oh. Well, thank you.

Is it your birthday or something?

No. Why?

Uh, well, you know, you've been
coming in the last few days.

Every morning, you order
a skinny vanilla latte,

and then today out
of nowhere... whip.

So, uh, I thought it might
be a special occasion.

No. I just thought
that I would, you know,

try something new.

"The presidency:

A deconstruction of
American politics."

Wow. That sounds political. It is.

I'm... I'm teaching a seminar.

Hmm. Uh, I'm more
into fiction myself.

You know, I guess I'd rather read

something interesting than true.

Ah. Really? Well, uh...

Why do you think
they can't be both?

Did you know that president Taft

got stuck in a white
house bathtub,

and they had to pry him
out with a big board?

That's all you got?

Warren harding had sex
in a white house closet,

died of ptomaine poisoning,

and rumor had it that
his wife murdered him.

Not bad. Not bad.

So, um, if you had to choose

of all our presidents,

which one would you
have slept with?

Well... you can decide later.

Lincoln.

Really?

Lincoln? Wow. Interesting.

They named a bedroom after him.

Oh, sorry.

I'm Seth, by the way.

Kitty.

Hi, Kevin.

When you were trying to adopt,
how much weight did you gain?

Please tell me you're
not emotionally eating.

Well, that depends if you think
a cannoli, two bear claws,

and a lindzer torte
constitutes breakfast.

You guys are shoe-ins.

The social worker is
going to love you.

Well, what if she hates us?

One bad impression
is all it takes.

Everything has to be perfect.

You and Scotty are a
foster adoption dream team.

I'm a nervous guy,
okay? Okay, for a child...

What if there's a flood?
Oh, my God.

This barista is
totally hitting on me.

Kit, I'm in the middle of a crisis here.
Oh, no, you're not,

and besides, this is gonna
take your mind off of it.

Oh, okay. What does he look like?

He's very cute in a
genius bar kind of way.

Oh, a brownie.
Hallelujah. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

He wrote his number
on my coffee cup.

What do I do?

That's Sarah. I gotta go.

Bye. Wait, Kevin? Kevin?

Hi, queen of all media.

I just saw mom making out
with our on-air psychiatrist

in the studio.

You gonna fire her? No,
I wouldn't have just cause.

But it would be fun.

I can't believe you
work with mom. I don't.

She's an employee of one radio
station of five that I own.

She's a very small
ant in my kingdom.

Now why did you call earlier?

I wanted to know good
preschools in L.A...

Just in case the social worker

asks what we're thinking
in terms of education.

You know, there is such a thing
as being overly prepared.

Now listen, I'm trying
to get outta here.

Luc's off to China tomorrow,

so if you don't have
anything else... Oh,

right. So what are the
plans for tonight?

I'm gonna surprise Luc
with something special.

Like what? Well, if I tell you,

it won't be a surprise
for very long, will it?

I think this brownie
was a little much.

I better go. The what?

What? What? Oh, nothing.

Sarah, honey, I-I hope
you're not upset about the...

Mom, you can kiss anyone
you want at work, okay?

I never let it stop me.
No, me neither.

Oh, for God sake, Sarah.
Would you please warn me

when there are other
people in the room?

Don't worry, mom. I have to go.

Say good-bye to Luc for me,
Sarah. Okay, bye.

Good luck today, honey. Oh. Bye.

Sarah, why won't you let me
have everyone over tonight

so we can celebrate Luc?

I mean, he's painting
a mural in Shanghai.

Thanks, mom, but no.
Tonight is strictly Luc and me.

Anyway, won't you be busy?

What do you mean by that?

Okay. If you don't want
to talk about Karl...

Sarah...

I like him so much.

I like him so much.

I-I-I j... I swear, I'm, like,

completely and utterly
falling head over heels.

In love?

No. Down the stairs.
What do you think?

Mom, that's fantastic.

We've been to dinners
and lunches and movies.

Anything else? No.

Oh.

But that's not so
important right now.

No, no. That's not important.

That's why you were
making out in the studio.

W-well, of... of
course it's important.

But look, I've been through
some things over the past years,

and I-I don't mind taking it slow.

There's nothing wrong with slow.
Nothing wrong with slow.

Slow is good. Slow is good.

Can we enjoy this?

Foster adoption is
supposed to be joyful.

It's about starting a family.

Okay, but we have to
control the variables.

You know, strangers come into
this restaurant every day.

Kevin, they're customers.
All right.

But is that a safe
environment for a child?

I mean, what if there's a flood?

We're getting a visit
from the social worker,

not the FBI. Oh, we need
to get fingerprinted, too.

Don't worry. The FBI is coming.
Scotty, have you seen my bag?

Uh, no. Kevin? No.

It was a little brown bag
with a brownie in it. Oh.

Oh, yeah. I ate it.

What? I saw it. I was hungry.

It all happened so
fast after that.

I'll buy you a new one.
You can't, actually.

Uh, my prescription's up.
That was the last of my stash.

Thanks a lot.

Prescription for what?

Medical marijuana.
It's for his back.

* Why can't you just
believe in me? *.

Look up.

Uh, hey.

Uh, what's, uh,
what's... what's up?

Well, I just wanted to make sure

that you gave me the right number.

Mm.

Oh.

You're so hot.

I know. I know.

How old are you?

27. Oh, my God. You're 27.

Do you hit on a lot
of older women?

No, and you're not old.

Mm.

Oh, my God. You're sweet.

Okay.

What?

That was fun.

Look, uh, call me sometime.

Hmm.

I knew you would call back.

You slept with a 20 year old?

27, and no I didn't sleep with him.
We just made out.

Then why did you type
that you hooked up?

Hooking up can mean anything

from making out to casual sex.

Yeah, well, next time,
could you be more specific?

Because I am a very busy woman.

Okay. He's a barista
in a coffee shop.

Oh. Of course he is.
What's his name...

Taylor, Tyler... hmm.

Scooter? Actually,
I don't even remember.

Who are you right now?

I don't know. I guess I'm lucky.

I guess I'm fabulous.

Where did you make out?

On top of the coffee beans.

Oh, my God. And I
thought I was risque.

I know. Can you even believe it?

I mean, I am so proud of myself.

I am usually so decorous and
appropriate and... and...

I don't know. I don't know...

Excuse me, but the maitre d' at
the restaurant gave me this key.

Just...

Kitty, I gotta go.

I'm in a very important meeting.
You are such a liar,

Sarah. I know that Luc
is there with you.

Good-bye.

"Meet me for lunch
at hotel Velone"?

Wouldn't you prefer room service?
How's the menu?

It is... extensive.

Hello. I'm Sarah.

I am your hostess for today...

This evening...

And tomorrow morning.

Hello.

Would you like to start
with an appetizer?

Oh, yeah.

Anything blow the waist
is considered a tip.

Okay.

Excuse me, Ms. McCallister?

Oh, dean Whitley, hi. Hello.

Oh, please do not stand.

Oh, no, please.
You have come all the way down

to the political
science department.

The least I can do is give
you a proper greeting.

And I think it's you

who came all the way down
to Wexley university. Oh.

When I heard that you agreed
to offer this seminar,

I ran out on my balcony
to watch the liberal bias

of higher education shift
slightly back to center.

Well, I'm very happy that I
can provide some balance.

And perhaps when some of
these eager young minds

meet a brilliant
republican role model

and listen to her lectures

and talk to her at the coffee shop...
Oh... yes, yes.

Well, I just want you to know

that I-I am so looking
forward to this opportunity.

Good. Now if you
ever need anything,

please remember to call me.

And, um, oh, oh,
I forgot to tell you.

The alumni association's having
a fund-raiser next month,

and they're hoping you will agree

to be on the host committee.

Whatever I can do to help.

Good. I will tell
them to call you.

And it was just lovely
seeing you again.

Thank you. Thank you.

I am going to walk you out,

because I have a
very sudden desire

for a cup of coffee.

Hmm.

How are you feeling?

I am so stoned right now.
You have to help me.

Okay, Kevin,
why don't you go lie down

in the bedroom or something?

'Cause the social worker's
gonna be here any minute.

No, I told you. She's not
coming until tomorrow.

People like me do not
deserve children.

I should be behind bars, Scotty.

I'm gonna turn myself in.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

I've only been stoned ever
once before in my life.

I thought I should try pot
before I went to college,

so I bought a joint
from Ozzie Archibald.

It was as big as a cigar.
Okay, that's called a blunt.

I-I made sure no one was home,
and then I went out to the yard

and I smoked it.
You smoked the whole thing?

Half. I don't know.
I buried the rest

in Justin's old sandbox,
just in case the police found it.

Then I locked myself in my room,
read an old Spanish textbook,

'cause I thought if I could just
focus on something, anything...

Then mom came home...
I'm starting to freak out again.

Okay, Kevin, breathe.
Come sit down.

She needed help
with the groceries,

so I had to go back
into the kitchen,

and she just looked like

a giant piñata floating
above me... really?

And then she started
speaking in Spanish. Really?

Yeah. There must have been
something else in that joint.

Well, I don't know.
I don't do drugs.

I have to find Sarah. Sarah?

Yeah. Sarah. Wh... Sarah?

When Sarah came back, she
immediately saw how baked I was,

and she managed to get me
from paranoid schizophrenic

into groggy, stupid, and hungry.
Okay, well, wh-what did she do?

I don't know. I have to call her.
You can't call Sarah.

She's got some big
extravaganza with Luc tonight.

Well, you're starting
to speak in Spanish,

so I don't have a choice.

I can't believe I
forgot my glasses.

This is painful.

Like trying to read the
nutritional information

on the back of a cereal box.
Here. Try mine.

Oh, thank you. What a gentleman.

Always happy to help
a damsel in distress.

Karl.

I've been thinking...

About us.

Really? Me, too.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

What if we don't order anything?

I mean, what if we do
something totally insane?

Let's... check in to hotel Velone.

I mean, they're
having this promotion,

rooms are half off.
Are you serious?

Oh, for heaven sake, Nora.

I mean, it's obviously
been a while

since I asked a woman to,
you know,

anything like this, so...

Well, I'm glad you did.

I'm... I'm... I'm really
very glad you did.

It's just that,
if we're gonna do this...

Yes? Spend the night together...

Ah, yes. My apartment
is boring and...

Well, why don't we go to my place?

I've been there before. Remember?

Oh.

As were most of your children,
various family members.

Yes, well... yeah.

They do have a tendency to show
up every now and then. Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

I'd have to...
I have to go home first.

Me, too.

So what do you think?

They make the beds...

We make the magic.

I wasn't expecting a honeymoon
until after we were married.

Call it a sneak preview.

Oh! Oh, God. I'm so...

Oh... gosh. Oh!

Luc, I'm so sorry.
It's okay. It's okay.

Let me get some ice. Yeah. Oh.

I'll get you a towel.
Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Oh.

Hello. Hey, Kev.

Ow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a surprise.

No, we're fine.

Yeah, at hotel Velone.

Kevin? Hello?

Weird. Uh,
Kevin just hung up on me.

Please tell me that you didn't

tell him where we were.
Uh, so what if I did?

Well, then it would
only be a matter of time

before they come over.

They'll want to see the room.

Gay people love this hotel.

All right. I'm sorry, babe.

Ouch.

I know you want
tonight to be perfect,

but no one is coming over here,
not even your brother.

Yes, well, even so, I think we
should have all cell phones off.

Complete radio silence.

Oh!

Oh! Honey, I am so sorry.

Oh. Oh!

Oh! Ay! Ay-yi-yi!

Oh, God. Oh, no. Ay!

Ah. Oh, ow. Let me see.
It's bleeding.

Ah. Gosh.

If this is a sneak preview,
I can only imagine

what a real honeymoon
is gonna be like.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, yeah.

That's really... yeah.

Yeah, no, don't... don't stop. Mm.

That...

You know, I used to love
watching that show that you did,

the, uh, "red, white, and blue."

Are you serious?

You have known who I
am this entire time?

Was I not supposed to?

Fine. Fine. I don't care. Well...

Just keep massaging my hand.
That's what I thought.

Mm. So...

Ah. Do you, uh... ooh.

Do you remember my name?

Well... hmm?

You know, I-I-I don't

think you ever told me your name.
Yes, I did.

No, you didn't. Yes, I did.

Okay, what is it? It's Seth.

Seth. Mm-hmm.

Seth. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Wait a minute. Stop.
Stop, stop, stop.

I don't... I don't... My God,
what am I doing here?

You're having fun.
You're having fun.

Just relax. Just relax. Oh.

There you go.

Okay. Well,
if you keep doing that,

I actually might fall asleep.

Mm.

That's... that's not
what I had in mind.

Okay, you know what?

You're, like,
out of a porno movie.

I mean, I'm surprised you didn't
show up here with a pizza.

You know what? Now you're
talking. I'm starving.

I can get a pizza.
You know, I have to go out anyway

if, uh... Why do you
have to go out anyway?

Uh...

Uh... it's kind of embarrassing,

but I only brought two condoms.
Oh, well, hurry up.

All right. Just hurry up.

Hello. Luc. Hi, um, it's Scotty.

We're kind of
downstairs in the lobby.

They make me feel better.
I want to hold one.

He really needs to see Sarah.

Yes. Thank you.

Okay. We'll be up
in two minutes. Bye.

Okay, let's go.

Got your first aid kit.
Thank you so much.

Housekeeping should
be done cleaning soon.

I'm sorry about the mess... My name's,
uh, West. Dr. West.

Karl.

Sarah.

Hi. Oh, what a surprise.

Yeah. Are you staying here,
too? Nope. Unh-unh.

Just sign here, sir.
You'll be in room 714.

Wait. Ar-are you
here with my mother?

No.

Oh.

No, I... no,
I... I'm working on a book.

I sometimes...
I check in to a hotel...

Oh. So I can focus better.

I work best alone.
Oh, you don't live alone?

Yeah.

But, um, my... my
neighbors are... are doing

this massive kitchen remodel,
and the noise...

So I decided to splurge on
a little peace and quiet.

It's half off. Yeah.
Yeah, half off.

So, um... what brings you here?

Oh, my fiancée is going
on a long business trip,

so, you know, we wanted
to have a romantic night,

just the two of us.

Um, look, I won't keep you.
Nice to see you, Karl. Yeah.

Oh, Dr. west, would you like

the complimentary
strawberries and cream?

Yeah, I-I think she'd like that.

Good luck with your book.

Oh, my God. I gotta call mom.

I just ran into Karl west
downstairs checking in,

ordering strawberries.

Sarah.

Scotty. What the hell
are you doing here?

I'm so sorry.
I know we're intruding.

But I didn't know where
else we could go. "We"?

Yeah. Kevin is in the bathroom.

Oh, no. He ate a pot brownie.

Oh, God. It was an accident.

All right, Kevin. Come out here.

I'm so sorry. It's just,
last time this happened,

you somehow helped
me get through it.

Are people speaking Spanish?

Si, un poquito. Oh, God.

I thought we should help.
I'm so pathetic. I'm so sorry.

Look, I know you can't help me.

I have to find my own way home.
No, Kevin. Lie down.

Okay. We'll get you some
coffee or something, okay?

Yeah. Oh, coffee.
Is that what you did last time?

I don't remember, but his
problems are way more serious

than that right now. The police
are outside. No, they're not.

Yes, they are.
I passed them on the way up...

A whole S.W.A.T. team headed this way.
That's ridiculous.

Hotels have dogs to
catch people like you,

Kevin. What am I supposed to do?!

You gotta pull it together.

What's your birthday? Uh,
April 18, 1971.

Mother's maiden name? Holden.

Last 4 of your social? 5-3-5-2.

Is that right? I'm not sure.

Kevin? Yeah, it's right.

Yes? Good. You feel better now?

Yeah. A-a little. Maybe. I guess.

Good. That's what I did last time.

I just scared the crap out of him.

Something about the
adrenaline shot. Mm.

I gotta call mom.
Hey, Sarah, don't get involved.

What's going on with mom? Karl

just checked in to the hotel
for an afternoon romp.

Oh, with mom? Wait.
She's here? Oh, my God.

I'm freaking out again. No, not with mom.
See? That's the point.

What's the point? Dr. Karl...
That's who I should call.

I should call Dr. Karl. Don't get

involved with your mother's
romantic relationship.

I'm not gonna let this
guy break her heart.

You don't even know
what's going on.

You didn't see him. He was
like a deer in the headlights.

Kevin doesn't even look as

guilty as this guy.
Sarah, I'm warning you.

Why don't you two take
Mr. Hemphead for a walk,

sober him up? And what
about our romantic evening?

It'll happen. Stop fighting.

Okay, sweetheart.
Come on. Let's go.

Let's get up.
I-I'll take care of them.

Do what you need to do.

Don't pet the dogs, Kevin.

Hello.

Kitty. Honey, I...
I'm sorry to bother you.

I-I tried to call Sarah, but I
think she turned her phone off.

Oh, hello, mom. How are you?

Um... never mind, honey.
Never mind.

I really shouldn't be
talking to you about this.

Oh, okay. Well,
then I'll talk to you later.

N-w-w-w-wait. Just because

I shouldn't be talking
to you about this

doesn't mean I'm not going
to talk to you about this.

Okay. Well... what's wrong?

It just...

Karl and I figured it
was time for us to...

Like you kids say, "hook up."

You're right.
This is so not appropriate.

Please listen.

So... so we made a
date to do just that,

and I... it just is
making me so nervous.

We're making such a
big deal out of it.

It's all so premeditated.
Oh, my God.

Please tell me that you didn't
go to some hotel or something.

No. No.

No, we wouldn't do something
as stupid as that.

I mean, why make a
nerve-racking situation worse?

There is nothing for
you to be afraid of.

Okay? People have been having
sex for thousands of years.

I know.

But the whole point is,
up until now,

Karl and I have not
been one of 'em.

Sweetie, I've got to go.

Okay? Thanks...
thanks for talking to me.

I'll... I'll talk
to you later. Bye.

What floor?

Uh, 7. Okay, sure.

Aah! Aah! Aah! I'm so sorry.

Oh.

What happened to you?

You would think a-a pizza boy

would know how to carry his stuff

without dumping it
all over people.

You want me get to some club soda

or something for you? No,
no, don't... don't bother.

It's a... it's a lost cause.

Poor kid. I felt sorry for him.

I'm... I'm sorry I'm... I'm late.

Everything always takes a
little longer than you think.

I can... I can never
figure out these key cards.

You know, they go in... right.

Weird and...

Out.

What a nice room.

Yep.

There is the boat of
strawberries we were promised.

Mm-hmm. And... and some mints...
That's nice.

And, um, adjustable
lighting is... Mm.

Is always a good thing.

You're nervous. Aren't you?

Yes, I am.

Aren't you?

Of course. Yes.

Oh.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It's okay. Um...

Yeah. You know, I'm... I'm soaking wet,
and I'm... and I'm sticky,

so I'm just gonna, um,
I'm gonna just be right back,

okay? Yep.

Just be right back.

Hello. Karl, it's Sarah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, s-Sarah.
Um, how can I help you?

I'm not gonna pretend I
don't know what you're doing

in this hotel.

But you should know one thing.

My mother has real
feelings for you.

So if you lead her on, you won't
just have me to answer to.

There are five of us, and we
look out for each other. Okay?

I have to go. Good-bye.

Grr.

Wow. You wouldn't believe

all the products in here.
Kevin would freak.

I feel so bad about that woman.

Hmm. Well, did you offer to
pay the dry cleaning bill?

Yeah. You know, she refused
to take any money from me,

and then I got so upset,
she somehow made me feel better.

Oh, God. That sounds like
something my mother would do.

Well, anyway, wine's better.

Mm, yes, it is. Mm.

So what are you gonna
be when you grow up?

Well, I'm a writer.

Oh. Or, you know, I'm...

I'm trying to be. I haven't been,
uh, published or...

Oh, well, please, that's okay.

You know, Ulysses S.
Grant, he was a total loser.

Complete failure most of his life.

I've learned a lot
about presidents today.

Well, you should take my class.

You'd probably learn a lot more.
I could, you know?

I am a grad student
in the lit department.

You're kidding?

No. You know,
it makes sense, right?

Uh, coffee shop's two
blocks from campus.

No. No.

Oh, my God, no. No, no, no.

This... this doesn't
make sense at... at all.

This is... this is...
I-I-I teach there.

Well, you said you
were a guest lecturer.

Still.

It... it... it... it's unethical.

It... it is not unethical.

W... well, okay,
then it's not the kind of example

that I want to set, okay?

Why didn't you tell me
this before? Well...

You didn't ask, you know? And...
and I don't know.

I didn't think it was
that big of a deal. I...

That's actually
where you're wrong,

because it's a very big deal.

See, remember I told you
that I had to go see

the young Wexley Republicans?

Now how do you think they're
gonna feel when they find out

that I've been hooking up
with a graduate student?

I-I, you know, I-I ran for senate,

so I have a certain reputation
that I have to live up to,

and, um, I... you wanted to have
a little fun, and now it's over.

I get it. I'm sorry.

You know, you don't have to
make me feel bad. No, no.

I feel bad. I... look, hey,

don't, all right?
Don't feel bad, you know?

I mean, look, contrary
to what you might think,

we're both adults.

I knew what I was getting into.

I'm...

I'll, uh... I'll go. I'll go.

I'm... Oh, man. I'm sorry.
This is just...

Oh.

Oh.

Well, maybe not the most
attractive thing on earth,

but it's dry, and what the hell?

You look beautiful.
Did I hear the phone ring?

Who called? Yeah, yeah, it was, uh,
it was... it was housekeeping.

Ah.

Um...

You know, there is, um...

There is another robe
in there for you, too.

And I'm feeling just
a little bit weird

being the only person in the room

not wearing any clothes, so...

Why don't you take
your clothes off, too?

Well, I-in a minute. In a minute.

Well...

I could always spill some
icy cold beverage on you.

No, thanks.

Um, look, can we just,
uh, have a seat here

and, uh, drink some of
this icy cold champagne?

Well, this is awkward.

Well, I would understand if
you're having second thoughts.

Well, I'm... I'm not
having second thoughts.

Are you having second thoughts?

Oh, my God. You're
having second thoughts?

No, I-I just want to
make sure that we know

what we're getting ourselves into.

That's all. We're in
a hotel room, Karl.

I'm naked here.
How could we not know

what we're getting ourselves in for?
Please don't get upset.

Well, I am upset. I am upset.

My God. What is your problem? I...

You invite me here to this hotel
and then you change your mind?

I'm in a friggin' bathrobe
here for God sake.

I just... can we just
talk this out, please?

No, we can't talk it out.
We can't talk it out.

I'm not one of your patients.
Just go, okay? Nora, I'm...

Good-bye, Karl. Go.
I'm so... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I never... never intended...
you never intended?

To what? I...

To sleep with me? No, no.
No, I did. Yes, yes, yes.

But it's...

I ran into your daughter...

My daughter? Sarah, in the lobby.

She's here? Don't worry.

I didn't tell her that
I was meeting you.

I didn't. It's just... Nora...

Your family is so
important to you,

and there are just so many of them,
and... and I worry,

if we... we take this
to the next level...

So my family is too much for you?

Once we do something like this...

Like what, have sex? Yeah...

My God, Karl. You are making
such a big deal out of this.

People have been having sex
for thousands of years.

Yes, I know that. Uh-huh.

But there are just lot more
feelings at stake here,

and it is a big deal,
I mean, which is why

we have to be honest
about everything... Well,

I am honest. I have been honest.

I am not so sure about you.
I... wh-where are you going?

Anywhere else but here.

Oh, Karl.

Just a sec. I hope you're alone.

Mom. W-how did you...

oh, God. This is awful.

Oh, no. Did you follow him here?

Well, it wasn't my idea to come here.
That's for damn sure.

Wait. Why are you wearing a robe?

Because it's more
embarrassing like this.

Oh, no. Karl was meeting you here?

Oh, I thought... what?

Th-the only reason I
called the room was...

You called the room? Sarah,
what did you say?

Nothing. I just wanted to make
sure he didn't hurt you. Oh, God.

You told him I was in
love with him, didn't you?

No, no. I just said that
you liked him a lot.

And then I physically threatened him,
I think. Oh, Sarah.

I'm sorry, mom.
I think I really messed it up.

Oh, God. I can't believe...

Kitty, I-I can't, um,
I can't talk right now.

What? No, just...

That's where I am...
the Hotel Velone.

Kitty's here, too?

I'm feel... Mom?

We're all here. Oh, God.

I should just jump.
What floor are we on?

Uh, eight.

That ought to do it.

Okay, okay. Thanks, hon.

So the boys are happy
in Kitty's room.

Hopefully, they will stay there.

Thank you for getting rid of them.

The last thing on earth I
wanted to look at right now

is Kevin stoned out
of his gourd. Mm.

There's a little bit more Cabernet.
Who wants it? Me.

Give it to her. She gets
whatever she wants tonight.

Well, at least I learned,
Karl is not interested in me

sooner rather than later. Well,
he got you down to your robe.

No, the pizza boy did that.
Pardon me?

It's a long story, honey.
And it's fine.

No, mom. It...
it's not. I meddled.

I shouldn't have.
He told me not to.

I-I messed everything up for you.

I completely obliterated
your brand-new relationship.

I'm so sorry.

I'm not mad at you, honey.
I'm... I'm mad at Karl.

Well, I'm mad at me.

Our night is ruined.

All I wanted was this
one perfect night,

just the two of us,
before you went away.

And now you're leaving.

In 12 hours, you're gonna be on
a plane to China for 2 months.

Oh, my God.

And I don't want you to go.

I mean, of course
I want you to go.

It's an amazing opportunity.
I just...

Well, honey, he'll be back.

I know that, mom.
Oh, okay. Well...

I just wish we had more time.

Ooh.

I got a text... from Karl.

What? What does he say?

"Wanna talk? Meet me
downstairs in the..."

He can't even complete a text.

Ooh. All right.

"In the bar." Oh.

Are you gonna go?

No, of course not.
At least he's out of the room,

and I can go put some clothes on.
Okay, mom. Bye.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

As the only man here,
can I just say something?

Men can be heartless, I know.

But most of us,
we just act like fools.

The better ones admit it.

I think you should hear him out.

God, I love pizza.

Me gusta pizza, tambien.

Don't do that! I'm kidding.

I'm sorry. I just...
that's not funny.

Oh! How the hell did
this happen to you?

It was an accident.
Well, it wouldn't have happened

if you weren't stuffing food

down your throat this morning.
I was nervous.

Kevin, there's nothing
to be nervous about.

Kevin, the state of California
is not going to turn you down.

Do you know how many
needy kids there are...

Well, maybe that's
why I'm freaking out,

because this is finally
going to happen.

Oh, my God. I can't win with you.

You're nervous we won't get a kid.

You're nervous we will get a kid.
I'm a nervous guy, okay?

Okay. Okay, okay.

Could we order more pizza?

Oh, I didn't even order it,
actually.

Seth went out to get more...

Pizza. Why'd you
send him home anyway?

He neglected to tell me that
he's a student at Wexley.

Oh, are you dating
one of your students?

No. It's not illegal
to date a student

so long as he's not your student.

I'm a republican.
I'm a conservative.

And according to dean Whitley,

I'm a living testament
to family values.

You know what I think? I think
you can feel whatever you want.

So stop worrying about
whether conservative women

should sleep with
20 year olds... 27.

Or what the dean of family
values thinks of you.

Live.

Wow.

Yeah. I think I'm finally sober.

I got your text.

Yeah, well, desperate times
call for desperate messaging.

Can I get you a drink?

No, thank you.

But I will sit down, though.

I had a glass of wine upstairs...

a lovely Cabernet.

Right. With, uh, Sarah.

And Kevin and Scotty and Kitty.
They're all here?

Yes. And I know,
there are so many of them.

I'm sorry. I...

I behaved horribly,

which wouldn't be the first time.

Okay.

My... my ex-wife,

hated Cabernet.

She always complained
it was too jammy.

Well, I didn't know you'd
been married before.

Yeah, it lasted, uh, 18 months.

What happened?

Well, I didn't want any children.

What, you mean you didn't
have that conversation

before you decided to
walk down the aisle?

You... you'd think,
but no, not really.

You s... you see,
I-I have a difficult time

expressing my feelings, so...

Perhaps you should
seek professional help.

I do. I do. I did. I just got
off the phone with my shrink.

You're in therapy?

Yeah. Yeah, same guy that I
saw when I lived in Chicago.

We do a phoner once a week.
Really?

Mm-hmm. That's interesting.

And what offhand would
you say is your problem?

Well... I don't exactly
have a great track record

when it comes to intimacy.

Ah.

So when I heard that you...
like me...

Oh, God. Oh, God.

So what did...
Sarah told you what,

I was falling for you?
Pretty much.

Oh, God. Yeah, yeah,
when she... when she said that,

you know, all my old
tapes started playing,

and... and I... and I panicked...
No kidding.

Yeah. Uh, but what I...
what I wanted to tell you...

I mean, the reason
that I texted you...

What scared me, I think, is...

I... I might be
falling for you, too.

Whew.

What, did your shrink
help you realize that?

Well, that

and that I was an idiot
for suggesting a hotel.

Yeah.

Well, it was half off.

You know, I...

I never expected to meet
such an amazing woman.

I mean, especially at
this point in my life,

with all my little... oh, just stop.
No more words. Don't talk.

Look...

You know where I live.

I make a hell of a roast chicken.

If you'd like to come
over for dinner sometime,

just the two of us,

we could just...

See how it goes.

Text me.

You know, I don't know about you,

but, uh, I'm starving.

Tonight?

I love roast chicken.

Hey. Okay, hey. Hi.
Good morning, everybody.

This is a class about politics.

What is it? I...

That's a very good question.

Um... politics is about
changing the world,

one day at a time.

Mm.

It's the social worker.

Hello.

Yes.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it... is it serious?

What? Oh, of cour...
Yeah. No problem.

What? Bye.

What?

Social worker has to reschedule.

Apparently her kid's really sick.
After all that buildup?

Yeah. Guess I should
go back to work.

Wait. You know...

We haven't had much
time lately for just us.

That's true.

And it hasn't been the
easiest couple of months. No.

Right. So why don't you and
I check into a hotel room?

No, not... no, it could be
like a little second honeymoon.

We'd have to put
some serious distance

between us and your family.

Is Nepal far enough?

No. But Vegas might be.

I could call my sous chef
and she could cover for me.

If we leave now...
we could be hours away

before they even know
we're gone. Call her.

Really? Yeah. Let's go.

Okay. I have a great idea
of what we're gonna do.

Réveiller, mon amour.

What time is it?

It's time for me to go.

Oh, God, no.
I fell asleep. I'm sorry.

You don't have to apologize.

Last night was actually...

A disaster. I was going
to say unforgettable.

Well, it wasn't the happy
ending I was hoping for.

I completely underestimated

how much Scotty and
Kevin love old movies.

Actually, that was my fault.

I-I love Humphrey Bogart.

I'm gonna miss you.

Look, we'll get through this.

I'm gonna call you every night.

I'm gonna e-mail,
Skype, sex-text you.

I'm gonna paint as fast as I can.

I love you.

How much time do you have exactly?

The taxi will be
here in 20 minutes.

Yeah? We'd have to be fast.

I can do fast. Yeah?

Nora.

Good morning, sleepyhead.

I don't remember
ordering room service.

Well...

You didn't have to.

Oh, this is nice.

Fresh berries

and your coffee.

Last night was wonderful.

Mm. Well, you have
a grand hotel here.

We make the magic and
we make the beds.

Hi.

Hey.

Uh... wh... I didn't, uh,
expect to see you again.

Well, like you said,

you're only a couple of
blocks from campus, so I...

Yeah.

So, uh, how were those, uh,

those young Wexley Republicans?

I hear they can be
awfully judgmental.

Oh, they're fine. They're fine.

My... my problem is... is...

is that I...

I like you.

And I was wondering

what you think I
should do about that.

Uh...

So, uh, wow, you're... you're,
uh, asking me?

No. No.

Uh, if that's your phone number,

I've already got it,
'cause you called me,

so it's in my phone, you know? Oh,
no, I know. I know.

I'just, um...
giving it to you again.

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