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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{1}23.976 {48}{118}(theme song playing) {1172}{1216}Look at it, Adam. {1218}{1313}Feast thine eyes on a sight|that approacheth Heaven itself. {1366}{1403}ADAM:|You been to a lot of places {1405}{1449}and you've seen|a lot of things, Pa. {1451}{1511}But you've never seen|or been to Heaven. {1542}{1574}Well, maybe I've never|been to Heaven, {1576}{1633}maybe I'm never|going to get the chance, {1634}{1689}but Heaven is going|to have to go some {1690}{1754}to beat the thousand square|miles of the Ponderosa. {1756}{1810}As long as it's ours. {1812}{1858}As long as we keep it|in Cartwright hands. {1860}{1912}Know anyone who could take it|away from us, son? {1914}{1960}I know those who would try. {1962}{2025}That Virginia City bunch,|if we gave them half a chance. {2027}{2086}Now, where's Little Joe? {2088}{2121}He's supposed to|have met us here. {2123}{2155}I want a report|of those cattle {2157}{2193}he was supposed to|bring down from|the north end. {2195}{2235}Oh, you'll get it, son. {2236}{2275}You, uh, might|have to wait {2276}{2316}until he's ready|to give it to you. {2318}{2377}I want that report now. {2378}{2417}Well, maybe,|the best thing {2418}{2465}for you to do is|go find him. {2466}{2519}I intend to do|just that, Pa. {2521}{2550}Hoss'll know where he is. {2552}{2610}Adam...|(horse whinnies) {2612}{2645}Remember,|he's your brother. {2647}{2704}Well, brother or not,|I expect him to do his share, {2705}{2733}same as the rest of us. {2735}{2787}He's a boy, son. {2788}{2844}Not a man, like you. {2846}{2909}Only thing wrong with him:|he's young. {2911}{2983}Well, young or not,|he's still a Cartwright. {3023}{3047}(horse whinnies) {3206}{3254}(horse whinnies) {3255}{3292}(grunting) {3369}{3416}Whoa. {3417}{3461}Abner, you stand|real still now, you hear? {3463}{3501}You listen to Hoss. {3552}{3628}Fidgeting and fussing|around here like that. {3629}{3690}Gonna throw you plumb|into the next county. {3692}{3741}You think|I can't do it, mister, {3743}{3771}you just keep on|that juggling. {3773}{3816}Be flying through the air|like you was more {3818}{3875}a prairie hen|than you are a horse. {4038}{4095}He giving you|any trouble, Hoss? {4097}{4143}Aw, Pa... {4145}{4202}You know there ain't|no four-legged animal|could give me any trouble. {4204}{4232}Oh, I know that, son. {4233}{4281}No, any two-legged one,|either, for that matter. {4282}{4333}I don't know. I remember|one little two-legged animal-- {4335}{4373}didn't weigh an ounce|over a hundred pounds, {4375}{4428}red hair and all-- she didn't|give me nothing but trouble. {4430}{4492}Well, I wasn't thinking|of any girl, son. {4494}{4558}I was thinking of|your younger brother. {4559}{4582}Little Joe? {4583}{4610}Mm-hmm. {4611}{4655}Adam's up at the house|talking to him now. {5015}{5065}You got nothin' better to do|than play with that? {5067}{5125}Never know when I might|want to use it. {5127}{5157}What chance you going to have {5159}{5196}to use an epee|out here in the West? {5197}{5236}What I always say is,|older brother, {5237}{5305}if a man ever gets that chance,|he'd best be ready for it. {5371}{5418}Stand still when|I'm talking to you. {5419}{5471}You're a Cartwright.|Do you know what that means? {5473}{5521}No, older brother, I'm|waiting for you to tell me. {5522}{5550}All right, I'll tell you. {5551}{5599}It means you're supposed|to be a man now, {5601}{5634}fit to do a man's work. {5636}{5681}It means you got part|of the responsibility {5682}{5733}of running this ranch,|same as Pa and Hoss and me. {5735}{5809}If I didn't think|I could handle it|same as you, I'd quit. {5811}{5865}And how do you expect|to do it with that, uh, {5866}{5914}New Orleans monkey pick you|got handed down to you {5916}{5941}by your French Quarter mother? {6005}{6062}If you weren't my brother, Adam,|I'd kill you for that. {6064}{6121}Well, any time you're ready,|Little Joe, {6123}{6166}you can just forget|all about us being kin. {6167}{6203}Well, you know,|that'll be easy. {6205}{6253}'Cause I've never been able|to see myself being kin {6255}{6292}to anything whelped out|of a thin-nosed, {6294}{6335}blue-blooded|Boston Yankee! {6450}{6491}(chuckles):|Oh... {6695}{6749}You want to fight me, Adam,|you make a fist! {6930}{6981}Fire and brimstone! {6983}{7037}Stop that fighting! {7075}{7100}Hoss, make them stop. {7102}{7142}Put an end to this|shame, this disgrace! {7143}{7180}Pa, they don't hear you. {7182}{7219}They don't mean|no disrespect. {7221}{7289}It's just they're|working off a little|extra steam, that's all. {7290}{7341}But don't you worry|none, I'll stop 'em. {7342}{7405}All right, you boys had|enough fun for one day. {7406}{7437}Let's call it quits. {7468}{7501}In case you didn't hear me, {7502}{7556}I said this play acting business|is over, and I mean right now. {7557}{7584}Now, you stay|out of this, Hoss. {7586}{7633}This is between me|and older brother here! {7784}{7839}Now, Little Joe, you better quit|before I get mad. {7868}{7899}Yeah, he'll quit,|all right, Hoss. {7900}{7960}He hasn't the guts to take|any man-sized punishment. {7962}{7984}(thud)|(groans) {8010}{8054}(clock chimes) {8128}{8190}Sons, don't we have|enough to fight? {8192}{8234}Must we fight|amongst ourselves? {8268}{8317}Why don't you tell|that to him, Pa? {8318}{8356}If you can get anything|through that rockbound, {8357}{8400}New England head of his. {8543}{8588}Son, are you all right? {8590}{8629}You're not hurt, lad? {8631}{8669}I guess the only way|to hurt me, {8671}{8700}Pa, is to kill me. {8702}{8740}I'm sorry, Adam. {8770}{8821}I'm sorry I raised|my hand to you. {8822}{8855}Oh, go on, son. {8857}{8913}It's your brother|asking your forgiveness. {8946}{9009}All I ask is for him|to do his share. {9010}{9077}We're running the Ponderosa,|not playing with an epee. {9078}{9122}And that means bringing|a thousand head of cattle {9124}{9168}down from the pastures|to the bottomland. {9169}{9228}Those cattle, every|last head of them, {9229}{9284}have been grazing in|bottomland since this morning. {9320}{9356}Don't you josh with me,|Little Joe. {9358}{9416}Oh, well, that'd be the day|anybody tried to josh with you, {9418}{9445}you Yankee granite-head. {9447}{9491}Joe... {9492}{9550}You're telling the truth about|those thousand head of cattle? {9552}{9627}Pa, you know he's telling|the truth. {9629}{9678}He ain't no liar, Pa. {9679}{9729}That the truth,|Little Joe? {9731}{9785}That's the truth. {9786}{9844}How many heads you|lose on the way down? {9845}{9884}Nary one. {9885}{9932}BEN:|Nary...? {9934}{9990}Do you hear that, Adam? {9992}{10089}A thousand head of prime stock|down from the high pasture {10091}{10129}and he loses nary a one! {10131}{10159}(laughs) {10161}{10230}Well, Joe, that's...|that's wonderful. {10231}{10295}I only did what any poor|boy out of New Orleans {10297}{10335}would've done without|even thinking about it. {10386}{10450}ADAM:|Well, I, uh... {10451}{10531}I didn't know, I'm... {10533}{10579}I'm sorry. {10621}{10653}Hop Sing! {10654}{10701}Where the devil you hiding,|you celestial sky gazer?! {10703}{10764}You got four hungry men here|want to know what's for dinner! {10766}{10844}Yell! Yell! Why you all|the time have to yell? {10846}{10877}Why do I have to yell?! {10879}{10934}(laughs) {10935}{10996}I go. I go away, now. {10998}{11032}Hop Sing!|Wait a minute! {11034}{11082}Hop Sing!|Wait a minute. {11083}{11110}Wait a minute,|Hop Sing. You... {11112}{11143}You can't do that. {11145}{11198}Why, if you left here,|I'd waste away to a shadow. {11199}{11224}You know that. {11226}{11281}You tell the old man|he speak soft. {11282}{11340}Not yell, then maybe|Hop Sing stay. {11341}{11375}Pa... {11377}{11414}I'm powerful hungry. {11416}{11475}I ain't had but a couple|or three breakfasts|since morning. {11477}{11524}Besides, Pa, you know|as well as I do {11525}{11590}ol' Hop Sing's the best dang|cook this side of San Francisco. {11592}{11645}Why don't you go ahead|and apologize to him? {11647}{11686}Go on, Pa. {11688}{11723}Hoss is right. {11724}{11759}He's right, Pa. {11761}{11819}We never knew|what cooking was like|till Hop Sing come here. {11820}{11900}HOSS:|Pa, I sure am hungry, Pa. {11902}{11939}And I can smell dinner. {12011}{12067}Hop Sing, very sorry. {12069}{12113}Very, very sorry. {12115}{12177}Get a very good dinner. {12179}{12229}Roast pig.|Roast pig? {12231}{12275}Did you say "roast|pig," Hop Sing? {12277}{12327}Roast pig, very good. {12328}{12407}Pa, in all your|born days did you|ever taste anything {12408}{12451}that could match ol'|Hop Sing's roast pig? {12452}{12545}Hoss, you gonna be able|to last till dinner? {12547}{12592}Well, it ain't|gonna be easy, Pa. {12594}{12631}If I don't get something|to eat pretty soon, {12632}{12684}I'm liable to just lay down|right here and die. {12686}{12750}Uh-huh, well, before|anyone lays down and dies, {12751}{12806}let's remember there's|still some work to do|down at the corral. {12807}{12860}Just so happens, this|ranch don't run by itself. {12862}{12884}Ha! {12886}{12929}(chuckling) {13005}{13052}(man speaking Chinese) {13133}{13224}You don't think very highly|of our plan, do you, Hooper? {13226}{13292}Look, Troy, this|isn't my idea-- {13294}{13328}scheming with an actress. {13330}{13363}You know what|I'd like to do. {13365}{13411}Everything all right,|Miss Brown? {13450}{13516}Take the Ponderosa by storm. {13518}{13561}You know what|that would cost us? {13562}{13600}Oh, hang the expense. {13602}{13641}All I want|is to get rid of that {13642}{13686}Cartwright bunch|once and for all. {13687}{13757}Well, I wasn't speaking|of the cost in money, Hooper. {13759}{13820}I was speaking of the cost|in human lives. {13821}{13881}Yes. What are you|planning on using, Hooper? {13883}{13938}The United States Cavalry? {13940}{13993}The last time we|planned an expedition {13995}{14065}to take the Ponderosa,|it cost us over a dozen lives. {14067}{14126}Cartwright can assemble|200 of their mounted men {14127}{14163}within an hour|if they have to. {14164}{14212}Up there in that empire|they control, {14214}{14247}their position's impregnable. {14248}{14303}As Garvey says,|we couldn't get at them {14305}{14348}with anything|less than the U.S. Cavalry. {14350}{14408}All I know is that|the Yellow Jacket needs {14410}{14464}a million board feet of timber|a year to keep going. {14466}{14529}Well, the Gould & Curry,|my dear Hooper, {14531}{14585}requires three|million feet a year. {14587}{14642}I've a 12-foot-wide|vein of pure silver {14644}{14704}I can't even explore for|lack of shoring timber. {14705}{14748}I don't think|I have to remind you {14749}{14786}of the seriousness|of our problem. {14788}{14826}Well, I can tell you this. {14828}{14888}Unless I get timber,|I'm out of the mining business. {14928}{15003}If old Ben would|only agree to sell us|what we need, I... {15005}{15048}I'd be willing to pay|any price he'd ask. {15050}{15080}Well, to old|Ben Cartwright, {15082}{15114}a tree is something sacred.|Yeah. {15116}{15170}Something money|can't buy. {15172}{15208}That's ridiculous. {15210}{15245}Money can buy anything. {15246}{15295}Can it, Aaron? {15297}{15353}You, nor any of us,|couldn't make the Cartwrights {15354}{15412}sell us one more sapling|than they wanted to. {15413}{15514}Troy, do you think this|girl can really do it? {15516}{15549}(chuckles) {15551}{15616}This girl, as you put it--|Miss Lotta Crabtree-- {15618}{15665}is one of the most|renowned actresses {15667}{15705}and beauties of our time. {15707}{15759}Conceivably,|she might succeed {15761}{15825}where the United States Cavalry|might fail. {15827}{15879}Yes, but...|just by bringing {15880}{15916}one of his|boys to town? {15918}{16007}By putting into our hands|the one thing that would make {16009}{16105}Ben Cartwright sell us|his trees: a son. {16200}{16246}(neighing) {16346}{16368}Stay with him, Adam! {16480}{16523}Oh, stay with him, Adam! {16524}{16573}That's a boy!|Stay with him, now! {16627}{16682}Not so much spur, Adam! {16683}{16730}(indistinct chatter,|horse neighing) {16778}{16820}Easy on his mouth, Adam! {16858}{16923}He's about as spooky as a fella|about to get himself married! {17003}{17033}All right, Thunder! {17035}{17071}You're all right, boy! {17351}{17387}You're all right, Adam?|I'm all right. {17388}{17423}Let me go. {17506}{17570}I guess I had|that one coming. {17572}{17608}That's too good|a piece of horseflesh {17610}{17667}to ruin by bringing|along too fast. {17669}{17720}What's that carriage|doing on the Ponderosa? {17721}{17766}Hiyah! {17836}{17882}Those fools, they|should've known better! {18227}{18278}(cattle lowing) {18390}{18433}Hiyah! {18434}{18481}Come on! Hey! {18627}{18671}Come on! {18757}{18800}Get in there! {18849}{18885}Hiyah! {19695}{19735}Do you know where you are? {19737}{19784}Yes, sir.|Yes, Mr. Cartwright. {19786}{19831}Put those hands up.|If you put 'em down {19832}{19882}before you're told,|you're dead, mister. {19922}{19990}If you know who I am, then you|know you're on the Ponderosa. {19992}{20042}I'm sorry about that, {20043}{20116}but then I guess|I must've got lost|tracking over them hills. {20117}{20165}WOMAN:|Don't you kowtow|to him, driver. {20167}{20201}Unless you want|to answer to me. {20344}{20421}The idea, the very idea,|of shooting at innocent, {20423}{20484}unarmed people,|and in broad daylight... {20485}{20539}Why, if I had realized|that this is the way {20540}{20573}they treat people|in Virginia City, {20575}{20607}I never would|have come here. {20609}{20658}Well, this is not|Virginia City, ma'am. {20659}{20692}You're on the Ponderosa. {20694}{20749}The Ponderosa?|What's that? {20750}{20781}The Ponderosa, ma'am. {20782}{20834}That's the home place|of the Cartwrights. {20835}{20885}They got just about the biggest|spread in the country. {20887}{20935}This here is|Ben Cartwright {20937}{20969}and these|is his sons. {20971}{21061}And we don't cotton|to strangers, male or female. {21062}{21103}What's your|business here? {21104}{21166}My business? {21168}{21227}Am I still|in United States territory? {21228}{21268}Well, that you are, ma'am, {21270}{21313}but I wouldn't go|trading on it too much {21315}{21350}if I was you. {21351}{21388}Well, you're not me. {21390}{21458}And I wish you'd put that|awful thing down. {21459}{21501}Yes'm. {21551}{21586}And what's the matter with you? {21587}{21636}Haven't you ever seen|a lady before? {21638}{21673}No, ma'am. {21674}{21717}I mean,|not such a pretty one. {21719}{21765}Not in a long time. {21833}{21893}You're still pointing that gun|at me, you know. {21895}{21929}I might still|intend to use it. {21931}{21977}Put it away, son. {21979}{22045}Maybe they really|did lose their way. {22047}{22115}Well, as long as they get off|the Ponderosa. {22202}{22246}It appears we're going|to need some help {22247}{22302}if you expect us|to honor that request. {22303}{22366}I'll be happy to oblige, ma'am. {22541}{22602}Well, it's a... it's a relief|to know that even here {22604}{22669}a lady can expect help|from a gentleman. {22671}{22744}Little Joe,|I think maybe the lady {22745}{22777}would like a nice, cool drink {22779}{22837}after traveling around|in the dust and heat. {22839}{22892}The lady happens to have|a name, gentlemen. {22894}{22936}Miss Lotta Crabtree. {22938}{22983}Ah, you mean the famous actress? {22984}{23049}I mean the very same. {23051}{23113}I'll be knee-high|to a prairie dog. {23114}{23167}Lotta Crabtree! {23169}{23197}Miss Lotta Crabtree. {23198}{23257}Yes'm. Yes, ma'am. {23258}{23302}BEN:|Little Joe, {23304}{23356}take Miss Crabtree|up to the house. {23357}{23402}Let her rest herself, {23404}{23477}while we put this fool carriage|of hers together again. {23564}{23618}You expect me to|ride this horse? {23620}{23648}Well, it's either|that, ma'am, {23650}{23683}or walk a mile|to the house. {23684}{23722}My pleasure, ma'am. {23904}{23958}Well, you know,|I didn't need any|help, older brother. {23960}{24023}I wasn't helping you,|younger brother. {24376}{24423}I swear... {24588}{24623}Adam, you reckon you going|to get this thing fixed today? {24625}{24683}You'd like to try?|If I did, who'd hold|this wagon up? {24685}{24707}(groans) {24746}{24775}All right,|try that wheel again. {24777}{24810}See if it'll turn.|Bring her in. {24812}{24850}Yes, sir. {24918}{24963}Yeah!|All right, now. {24965}{25005}Get her out of here. {25007}{25036}Before we lose|our patience {25037}{25070}and string you|to the nearest tree. {25072}{25097}Yes, sir. {25099}{25137}But what about the lady,|Miss Crabtree? {25139}{25212}How long's it take to get a gal|a cool drink of water? {25214}{25257}Yeah, talking about|something to drink, {25259}{25292}if I don't get something|to eat pretty soon, {25294}{25330}I'm liable to get|plumb dangerous. {25331}{25354}(approaching hoofbeats) {25407}{25430}(horses neighing) {25431}{25478}(Hop Sing speaking Chinese) {25479}{25530}BEN:|What in thunder are you|trying to say? {25532}{25578}Roast pig, all dried up. {25580}{25617}Why you no come eat? {25618}{25661}Because we had|something better to do. {25662}{25717}You don't mean it's ruined,|Hop Sing? {25719}{25794}All dry up. Throw away. {25796}{25857}Throw away? {25858}{25908}Hop Sing invite|lady eat roast pig. {25910}{25962}She say,|"Thank you very much." {25964}{26021}But she have to go|Virginia City. {26080}{26107}Virginia City? {26108}{26161}Crazy Little Joe. {26163}{26200}He didn't agree to take her? {26202}{26253}Take best buggy, too. {26255}{26332}She very pretty lady,|very pretty. {26334}{26392}Not alone. {26459}{26509}Mister, you got|just one minute {26510}{26541}to tell us all|you know about it. {26542}{26595}I swear, I don't know nothing,|Mr. Cartwright. {26597}{26628}That minute's|running out fast. {26629}{26672}Who sent you up|to the Ponderosa? {26673}{26715}Nobody. I mean|I was just hired {26716}{26779}to drive the lady up|around these hills. {26828}{26869}Was it Alpheus Troy? {26871}{26947}Was it Alpheus Troy hired you? {26948}{26999}Talk, man, while there's still|a tongue in your head. {27001}{27044}I couldn't help myself,|Mr. Cartwright. {27046}{27079}I couldn't|say no to Troy. {27081}{27105}I just couldn't|help myself! {27106}{27142}How much did he pay you? {27143}{27182}Alone. {27183}{27231}He went into that town alone. {27293}{27347}Anyone care to ride|into Virginia City with me? {27421}{27465}Hoss! {27466}{27516}Not into Virginia City,|not yet. {27518}{27553}That's exactly what they want. {27555}{27652}Just the four Cartwrights. {27653}{27729}Well... we'll ride in. {27731}{27793}But we'll have a hundred|men riding in after us {27795}{27851}in the morning|if we haven't returned. {27852}{27886}Alert the men|from the North Valley. {27887}{27910}Adam! {27911}{27950}You ride out|to the settlers {27951}{27982}on the Tahoe rim. {27984}{28034}I'll take care|of the men at the sawmill. {28035}{28083}Soon as we're through, {28085}{28165}we'll ride into Virginia City. {28167}{28227}I'll be waiting for you|in the Sazerac. {28611}{28662}Hop Sing, {28663}{28718}if we don't get back by morning,|kill him. {29061}{29108}Ho! {29110}{29148}I think we better|let him rest, ma'am. {29149}{29195}We don't want to get him|all tuckered out. {29196}{29248}I see. {29249}{29334}It's very considerate|of you to drive me,|Mr. Cartwright. {29335}{29385}Oh, most people hereabouts|just call me Little Joe. {29387}{29419}Little Joe? {29420}{29462}Well, you're not that small. {29463}{29494}Oh, it's not that, ma'am. {29495}{29525}It's my brother, Hoss,|is that big. {29526}{29570}(laughs):|Yes, he is. {29571}{29653}But what kind of a name|is that for a man-- Hoss? {29654}{29701}Oh, he had some other name|when he was born. {29702}{29741}Then when he weighed in|at 50 pounds {29742}{29780}when he was just a|couple of months old, {29781}{29818}well, people just forgot|the other name {29820}{29852}and started|calling him Hoss. {29853}{29915}50 pounds at a couple|of months? {29916}{29960}Now, that's impossible. {29961}{30004}Impossible, ma'am? {30005}{30074}I don't think you'd|say that if you could've|seen Hoss' mother. {30075}{30123}Isn't she your|mother, too? {30124}{30168}Who, that big gal? {30170}{30201}Oh, no. {30203}{30259}Why, Pa says she stood|six feet tall in her|stockinged feet, {30260}{30288}and could|punch like a mule. {30290}{30321}That's how Pa met her. {30322}{30367}She threw him|two out of three times|in a wrestling match. {30369}{30420}Oh, she didn't!|No. {30422}{30462}No, she was a real|beautiful woman. {30464}{30502}Came from Sweden. {30504}{30576}Pa said she was like|a clean, fresh sunrise. {30577}{30648}I'm sure she was. {30649}{30694}Your father was|married twice? {30696}{30741}Oh, more than that, ma'am. {30743}{30768}More than that? {30769}{30799}Yeah, older brother, Adam. {30800}{30837}He's from Pa's first wife. {30839}{30886}She was the daughter|of a New England sea captain. {30887}{30965}Imagine my pa being|married to a Yankee. {30967}{31032}What's so wrong about a Yankee? {31082}{31118}Ma'am, if you don't|already know, {31120}{31180}guess ain't no use|in my telling you. {31226}{31261}Mr. Cartwright? {31262}{31324}When will we ever|get to Virginia City? {31325}{31393}Almost before|you know it, ma'am. {31395}{31425}Hiyah, come on! {31660}{31707}(man speaking Chinese) {32016}{32062}Gentlemen. {32250}{32312}The spider has just|snagged the fly. {32360}{32412}Troy, do you, uh,|you think Miss Crabtree {32413}{32467}would appreciate|being called a spider? {32468}{32530}As long as she collects|her fee of $10,000 {32531}{32565}for this special performance, {32567}{32616}I don't think she cares|what she's called. {32658}{32711}Buggy's yours, ma'am,|for as long as you stay|in Virginia City. {32713}{32766}Oh, that's most gallant|of you, Little Joe. {32768}{32818}Hope you didn't mind|the ride too much, ma'am. {32819}{32864}I loved it. {32866}{32924}Fastest 20 miles|I've ever experienced. {32960}{33009}You will stay for my|performance, won't you? {33010}{33062}I don't know what|could keep me away. {33064}{33110}I'll look for you|from the stage. {33223}{33285}After the show, could|we have dinner together? {33319}{33369}After the show,|you ask me then. {33691}{33729}Now, you know what|you're going to do. {33730}{33769}Right.|(knocking at door) {33942}{33982}Oh, Miss Crabtree. {33984}{34024}This is indeed|a pleasure. {34025}{34063}You sent for me, Mr. Troy? {34064}{34100}I'd have come to you, but {34102}{34147}I was afraid I couldn't|crowd my colleagues {34148}{34188}in that cramped,|little dressing room. {34190}{34245}Uh, Miss Crabtree,|I want you to meet {34247}{34290}Aaron Hooper|of the Yellow Jacket. {34292}{34319}How do you do? {34321}{34366}Mr. George Garvey|of the Diablo. {34368}{34411}My pleasure, gentlemen. {34413}{34450}Your fame is worldwide. {34451}{34480}Won't you|sit down, please? {34481}{34509}Oh, well, thank you. {34510}{34549}Might I add,|so is yours. {34551}{34611}Oh, by the way,|congratulations. {34613}{34683}Congratulations?|For what? {34684}{34738}My performance|isn't until later. {34740}{34772}Well, let's say {34773}{34844}for bringing that young|man into Virginia City. {34845}{34883}Oh, was that so difficult? {34885}{34929}Did you have any doubts? {34931}{34990}It isn't easy to get|a Cartwright to do anything. {34991}{35045}It was just one young man. {35047}{35098}Didn't you think|I was woman enough {35100}{35165}to persuade one young man|to do my bidding? {35166}{35222}Oh, enough to do all that,|I'm sure. {35223}{35258}And more. {35260}{35352}But you see, Miss Crabtree,|our task isn't quite finished. {35386}{35441}What is there left to do,|Mr. Troy? {35442}{35499}We want you to persuade|that young man {35500}{35544}to accompany you|to your hotel rooms, {35545}{35629}after this evening's|performance, of course. {35631}{35679}Of course. {35680}{35759}How interesting and how unusual. {35761}{35853}Uh, what do I do then,|make love to him? {35855}{35879}(laughs) {35881}{35955}No, uh, just keep him there. {35957}{35994}Talk to him. {35995}{36059}Do anything,|but keep him there. {36061}{36099}He's such a boy. {36101}{36129}What shall we talk about? {36130}{36180}Talk about his blasted trees. {36181}{36219}They've got more than a million|of them up there {36221}{36253}on the Ponderosa|and we want them. {36254}{36306}Trees? {36308}{36348}You want trees? {36350}{36413}I thought you were all|silver kings. {36415}{36460}Trees spell timber. {36461}{36507}And we need timber,|Miss Crabtree, {36509}{36566}desperately, to keep|our mines going. {36567}{36621}You see, the deeper|the veins go into the Earth, {36623}{36666}the richer, the purer|the silver. {36667}{36733}But without timber,|millions of feet of it, {36734}{36794}to support our|tunnels and our shafts, {36796}{36846}there's a limit|to how deep we can go. {36887}{36977}Then it appears I have earned|my rather exorbitant fee. {36979}{37036}Get that boy up|into your room tonight, {37037}{37109}and you've earned|another $10,000. {37143}{37181}What do you intend|to do with him? {37183}{37231}Hold him as a hostage, {37232}{37281}until Ben Cartwright|gives us the right {37283}{37338}to cut down his trees. {37339}{37403}And what if|Ben Cartwright refuses? {37404}{37461}The way Ben loves|those sons of his, {37463}{37513}I don't think|he'll refuse. {37550}{37628}I'll expect another|$10,000, Mr. Troy. {37700}{37786}If you promise|not to harm that boy. {38092}{38139}(indistinct chatter) {38141}{38224}(whistling) {38226}{38258}It's a friend, Hop Ling. {38259}{38288}Put down the war club. {38290}{38344}All same much|happy see friend. {38346}{38393}Always happy to see|you, too, Hop Ling. {38394}{38450}How is honorable|son, Hop Sing? {38451}{38477}He cook very good? {38479}{38501}Oh, very good. {38503}{38531}Hoss loves him|like a brother. {38533}{38612}Ah, so, very good son. {38613}{38664}You come Virginia City|all alone? {38665}{38712}You take terrible risk. {38713}{38772}Well, if honorable|father just take my|horse to the stable, {38773}{38828}I want to take care of|a few little things uptown. {38960}{38991}Do you mind, Hop Ling? {38993}{39024}For a very beautiful lady. {39240}{39271}(applause)|(piano plays) {39273}{39420}* You said, "Madam, I have come|forth to court you" * {39421}{39558}* "Your affections|for to gain" * {39560}{39730}* "And if you'll give me|good attention" * {39731}{39881}* "Perhaps I'll come|twice more again" * {39882}{39929}(uptempo rhythm plays)|(crowd hooting) {39930}{39998}* "Uh-uh, no" * {39999}{40068}* "No, sir, no" * {40070}{40136}* All of her answers to him * {40137}{40195}* Were "No" * {40197}{40241}(crowd laughing) {40243}{40321}* "Madam, I have gold|and silver" * {40323}{40402}* "Madam, I have a house|and land" * {40404}{40493}* "Madam, I have a world|of pleasure" * {40495}{40581}* "You can have it all|at your command" * {40583}{40662}* "Uh-uh, no" * {40663}{40753}* "No, sir, no" * {40754}{40820}* All of her answers to him * {40822}{40884}* Were "No" * {40916}{40993}* "What care I for your|gold and silver?" * {40995}{41076}* "What care I for your|house and land?" * {41078}{41156}* "What care I for|your world of pleasure?" * {41158}{41310}* "All I want is|a handsome man" * {41311}{41400}* "Uh-uh, no" * {41402}{41482}* "No, sir, no" * {41484}{41549}* All of her answers to him * {41550}{41589}* Were "No" * {41590}{41613}(cheering) {41614}{41642}(tempo slows) {41644}{41789}* "Madam, you seem to boast|on beauty" * {41791}{41945}* "Beauty surely will|vanish away" * {41947}{42059}* "Pick a pretty red rose|in the morning" * {42060}{42100}(hooting and cheers) {42102}{42279}* "And by noon|it will fade away" * {42357}{42439}* "Uh-uh, no" * {42441}{42521}* "No, sir, no" * {42522}{42589}* All of her answers to him * {42591}{42645}* Were "No" * {42694}{42757}* All of her answers to him * {42759}{42908}* Were "No." * {42910}{42965}(cheers and applause) {43086}{43122}MAN:|Encore! {43535}{43596}(cheers and applause) {43656}{43714}Young Cartwright|sure didn't waste any time {43715}{43747}snapping up her invitation. {43749}{43849}In his place, hmm... I would|have done the same thing. {43851}{43888}(laughter) {43890}{43952}Well, if you had, it'd have|been your last supper, too. {43954}{44028}Aaron, have you assigned|proper men to the task? {44030}{44103}McCutcheon and Farrell,|Yellow Jacket boys. {44105}{44139}Excellent.|Good. {44141}{44211}Gentlemen and ladies,|I invite you {44213}{44288}to partake of the pleasures|of my Club Sazerac special. {44290}{44351}(knocking at door) {44352}{44399}It's open. Come in. {44643}{44707}Your rose is most|beautiful, Mr. Cartwright. {44756}{44806}Hardly anything, ma'am, {44807}{44870}compared to all these. {44871}{44922}I don't think any of them|could have been given {44924}{45018}with more admiration,|or affection. {45020}{45064}That's rather bold, sir. {45065}{45107}I might almost|say wicked. {45108}{45180}Speaking of wicked, that|was a fairly wicked dance {45182}{45222}you did out there|on the stage. {45224}{45287}You didn't like it? {45288}{45342}Who, me? {45343}{45390}Ma'am, I loved|every bit of it. {45427}{45466}As a matter of fact, I... {45467}{45522}Tell me, Mr. Cartwright. {45523}{45573}Your mother was|the third wife? {45574}{45630}And the last. {45631}{45674}What was her name? {45675}{45735}Felicia. Why do you ask? {45737}{45773}I don't know. {45775}{45829}But you must be|very much like her. {45907}{45957}Where did|she meet your father? {45989}{46036}Pa took a business trip|down to New Orleans. {46038}{46095}Guess he made out|better than he ever|figured he would. {46097}{46161}New Orleans.|I might have known. {46163}{46216}My grandpappy served there|with the pirate Lafitte. {46218}{46259}Till he got... phew! {46260}{46327}You mean to say|your grandfather was hanged? {46329}{46368}How awful. {46370}{46413}Oh, it ain't a bad|way to go, ma'am, {46414}{46447}when you're 82. {46449}{46491}(chuckles) {46493}{46525}You ever been|to New Orleans? {46526}{46597}New Orleans, I've been|there dozens of times. {46649}{46736}Oh, I'd give anything if|I could go to New Orleans. {46737}{46800}My mother used to tell me|about it before she died. {46803}{46832}I can hardly remember now. {46833}{46886}I was just a little kid,|not even five years old. {46918}{46982}I know she used to tell me|what a beautiful city it was. {46983}{47066}Yes, a very|beautiful city. {47068}{47114}Very old and|very gracious. {47146}{47212}But we'll talk|about that at supper. {47214}{47257}I got a little place|all picked out. {47259}{47299}Run by a fellow|from Paris, France. {47301}{47364}Come to Virginia City|a couple of years ago|to pan for gold. {47365}{47414}Then he got so discouraged|with the kind of food {47416}{47480}they dish out around|here, he just opened|up a little cafe. {47556}{47607}What's the matter, ma'am? {47608}{47650}Don't you care|for French cooking? {47652}{47701}I love French cooking. {47703}{47746}And... {47784}{47831}I love French wine. {47833}{47871}Here, let me pour you some. {48176}{48230}To your very good|health, monsieur. {48296}{48334}What is it? {48336}{48383}They call it champagne. {48384}{48432}It's the only|thing I drink. {48468}{48506}Tastes pretty feeble to me. {48507}{48571}Hmm, it'll catch|up with you. {48572}{48663}But then at $50|a bottle, it should. {48664}{48766}$50? Wow, this|stuff's expensive. {48768}{48838}Everything I have|is expensive. {48839}{48899}My hats, my shoes, {48901}{48985}my furs, my gowns...|everything. {48987}{49026}Then money must be|very important to you. {49028}{49102}The most important thing|in the world. {49104}{49170}That's what enchants me|so about Virginia City. {49172}{49269}I can watch them dig it here,|right out of the ground. {49271}{49302}(laughs) {49488}{49580}You don't know|how hard I've worked-- {49582}{49682}how many years it's taken--|to be able to buy {49684}{49745}the kind of champagne|we're drinking now. {50362}{50419}Listen, Little Joe... {50421}{50485}why won't your father let them|cut down those trees? {50487}{50553}They'd be willing to pay|anything he asked. {50554}{50618}The trees? {50620}{50661}Who wants to know|about the trees? {50732}{50783}They need those trees. {50784}{50862}Without those trees, they can't|keep their mines going. {50864}{50930}And without those trees,|we can't keep the land going. {50985}{51043}You expecting|any visitors, ma'am? {51133}{51206}I suppose you know what|I've done, don't you? {51447}{51469}(patrons gasping) {51471}{51510}BEN:|Where is he? {51512}{51560}Where's my son? {51561}{51607}May I ask you,|Mr. Cartwright, {51608}{51652}to address whatever|questions you may have {51654}{51708}to my friend,|Langford Pool. {51807}{51842}Mr. Pool,|as you well know, {51843}{51890}boasts 12|notches on his gun. {51891}{51954}Would you care|to try for 13? {51956}{52010}Go home, Cartwright. {52055}{52108}Go home before I kill you. {52109}{52210}You tell me to go home? {52212}{52302}You, with the smell on you|of the charnel house? {52304}{52386}Of flesh rotting|and stinking in the sun? {52428}{52500}You're gonna die for saying that|to me, old man. {52502}{52546}You're gonna die. {52547}{52606}(doors open)|ADAM: You have|any argument, Pool, {52607}{52650}you don't have it|with my father. {52651}{52716}You have it with me. {52718}{52804}One Cartwright is just|about the same to me as another. {53246}{53269}(gun hammer cocks) {53434}{53500}I'm asking you again. {53502}{53558}Where's my boy? {53560}{53636}I, I don't know. {53638}{53678}I don't know where he is. {53680}{53729}We looked all over town, Pa. {53731}{53804}There's no trace of him. {53805}{53876}Troy, the Lord sayeth, {53877}{53948}"An eye for an eye,|a tooth for a tooth." {53950}{54032}I want my son, Troy. {54033}{54125}My son, or your life. {54127}{54202}You think that brat of yours|is in Virginia City, {54203}{54243}Ben Cartwright? {54244}{54310}All right, find him. {54312}{54339}I'll find him. {54341}{54414}With that actress,|once I know where she is. {54569}{54631}You know that, Troy. {54633}{54691}You know where she is. {54692}{54775}Now, tell me or|I'll rattle your teeth. {54776}{54879}At the hotel.|The International House. {54881}{54927}I'll find him, Pa. {55048}{55123}Hoss, you stay here and|help Pa keep them seated {55125}{55164}right where they are. {55166}{55214}If I don't come back|with Little Joe, {55216}{55267}we'll ask some|more questions. {55269}{55323}They'll be here|when you get back, Adam. {55325}{55386}One shape or another,|but they'll be here. {55483}{55581}Yes, ma'am. You sure|got expensive tastes. {55583}{55619}Like this champagne stuff. {55620}{55655}(banging at door) {55657}{55734}The hats... gowns... the furs. {55768}{55815}I guess you didn't|have much choice. {55816}{55845}But you have. {55847}{55882}They'll kill you,|Little Joe. {55883}{55918}You can get out|through the window. {55919}{55978}Please.|Before it's too late. {55979}{56049}Ma'am, I thought we had|a supper date together. {56162}{56207}Gentlemen. {56209}{56269}May I say that your visit|isn't entirely unexpected. {56271}{56312}You get out of here. {56818}{56849}(grunting) {57459}{57527}Miss Crabtree, ma'am,|you're a sweetheart. {57832}{57877}(window rattling) {58384}{58411}Good evening, Miss Crabtree. {58413}{58478}Adam. Oh, I'm so|happy to see you. {58480}{58509}Are you? {58510}{58569}Where's my brother? {58571}{58611}He was here. {58613}{58650}I'm sorry, Adam. I... {58652}{58687}I didn't think this|was going to happen. {58688}{58716}Now, what you thought|or think {58717}{58768}doesn't interest|me, Miss Crabtree. {58769}{58796}You're hurting my arm. {58797}{58828}I'll break it.|Where's the kid? {58830}{58871}You don't understand. {58872}{58927}Understand what?|You and Alpheus Troy? {59087}{59128}You don't think much of me,|do you? {59130}{59174}On the contrary. {59175}{59227}I think you did your job|beautifully. {59229}{59281}It's not everyone that could|lure a young fool kid {59282}{59315}to his death. {59317}{59353}That isn't true. {59355}{59417}I didn't know they|wanted to hurt him. {59418}{59466}That they said it would|just be a little trick, {59468}{59500}a sort of a game. {59502}{59538}Could I go up into the mountains {59540}{59605}and make one of you|follow me back to town? {59607}{59635}For how much money? {59636}{59724}Money didn't have|anything to do with it. {59726}{59783}Didn't you just hear me|say it was a little game, {59785}{59836}a sort of a lark?|Oh, I heard you. {59838}{59890}That doesn't mean I have|to believe you, though. {59934}{59956}Let go of me. {59958}{60018}Get your hands off me! {60083}{60199}Next time, Miss Crabtree,|pick on a man, not a boy. {60412}{60471}(man shouts in Chinese) {60547}{60599}(shouting in Chinese) {60601}{60650}I'll explain later, Hop Ling,|if I live that long. {60651}{60704}All the same trouble?|All the same trouble. {60810}{60844}He's around here somewhere. {60846}{60900}We'll go through every shack and|tent till we can find him. {60995}{61042}(men speaking Chinese) {61165}{61192}Where is he? {61193}{61220}Where you hiding him? {61221}{61248}(speaking in Chinese) {61249}{61275}That's a big help. {61277}{61333}If he's here,|we'll find him. {61335}{61362}Wait! {61363}{61410}(speaking Chinese) {61489}{61511}Get over there! {61642}{61689}Old man... {61722}{61789}Thank you for|keeping me alive. {61790}{61864}Of course, one day,|you may regret it, you know. {61890}{61942}BEN:|Where is he? {61944}{61969}Did you find him? {61971}{62000}No, I didn't find him, Pa. {62001}{62028}I got his horse outside. {62030}{62061}I found it at the stable. {62063}{62093}He's still in town. {62267}{62347}We'll go on looking for him,|Alpheus Troy. {62349}{62418}And if we don't find him... {62930}{62977}(panting) {62979}{63016}We'll try that one next. {63018}{63090}Inside basket. I'll|cover with clothes. {63248}{63296}Hey, you got anybody|hiding in here? {63297}{63367}Hide somebody?|No, nobody. Me hide nobody. {63369}{63416}(speaking in Chinese)|Oh, what's the use? {63417}{63473}Let's turn this|place inside out. {63475}{63521}(yelling in Chinese) {63872}{63938}(yelling) {63939}{63970}Wait a minute.|What about this? {64077}{64112}Laundry. Nothing|but laundry. {64113}{64184}(yelling in Chinese) {64422}{64505}(laughing) {64507}{64535}No tickee, no washee. {64571}{64671}(yelling in Chinese) {64673}{64714}(laughing) {64864}{64921}All the same, why make so|much noise? No can sleep. {64923}{64965}If he's in there,|this'll smoke him out. {64967}{64999}(glass shatters) {65132}{65189}(man yelling in Chinese) {65299}{65340}(clamoring voices) {65514}{65561}(indistinct|shouting and arguing) {66026}{66055}Yahoo! {66221}{66253}Yahoo! {66398}{66499}(harmonica playing slow tune|in distance) {66501}{66552}(Little Joe and Lotta laughing) {66582}{66638}LOTTA:|Little Joe. {66640}{66689}LITTLE JOE:|I'm not so little. {66691}{66737}(horse neighing) {67062}{67109}* * {67440}{67500}BEN:|You! You scamp! {67501}{67556}Is this what you've|been doing all night? {67558}{67618}All night, Pa? {67620}{67690}I, uh, I thought I was|just getting started. {67787}{67850}It's a great pleasure,|Mr. Cartwright. {67888}{67917}Out! {67918}{67980}Out, you little|rapscallion, before I... {67982}{68023}before I skin you alive! {68065}{68087}(slap) {69436}{69482}* * {69912}{69972}(whooping) 40010