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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:27,113 [ Author's Voice ] DEAR READER, THIS LITTLE BOOK IS DESIGNED TO EXPLAIN... 2 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:31,117 EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF GETTING AHEAD IN BUSINESS. 3 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:36,122 YOUR FIRST STEP IS TO MEMORIZE ALL THE SIMPLE RULES IN THE CHAPTERS WHICH FOLLOW. 4 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:11,157 IF YOU HAVE EDUCATION, INTELLIGENCE AND ABILITY, SO MUCH THE BETTER. 5 00:03:11,658 --> 00:03:15,662 BUT REMEMBER THAT THOUSANDS HAVE REACHED THE TOP WITHOUT ANY OF THESE QUALITIES. 6 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:28,174 IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS TO RISE QUICKLY AND EASILY TO THE TOP OF THE BUSINESS WORLD, 7 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:31,678 THE TIME IS NOW-- STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT. 8 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:35,181 ARE YOU READY ? I'M READY ! 9 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:39,686 GOOD. YOU ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN YOUR SWIFT AND DARING RISE TO THE TOP ! 10 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,545 ?? HOW TO APPLY FOR A JOB ?? 11 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:08,548 ?? HOW TO ADVANCE FROM THE MAIL ROOM ?? 12 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:11,050 ?? HOW TO SIT DOWN AT A DESK ?? 13 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:14,053 ?? HOW TO DICTATE MEMORANDUMS ?? 14 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:18,057 ?? HOW TO DEVELOP EXECUTIVE STYLE ?? 15 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:21,060 ?? HOW TO COMMUTE IN A THREE-BUTTON SUIT ?? 16 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:24,564 ?? WITH THAT WEARY EXECUTIVE SMILE ?? 17 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:28,067 ?? THIS BOOK IS ALL THAT I NEED ?? 18 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,570 ?? HOW TO, HOW TO ?? 19 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,573 ?? SUCCEED ?? 20 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:50,089 ?? HOW TO OBSERVE PERSONNEL ?? 21 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:53,092 ?? HOW TO SELECT WHOM TO LUNCH WITH ?? 22 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:56,095 ?? HOW TO AVOID PETTY FRIENDS ?? 23 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:59,098 ?? HOW TO BEGIN MAKING CONTACTS ?? 24 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:03,102 ?? HOW TO-- ?? [ Author ] HOW TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT COMPANY. 25 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:08,107 BEFORE APPLYING FOR A JOB, MAKE SURE THE COMPANY IS A LARGE ONE. 26 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:13,613 THIS IS ESSENTIAL. IT SHOULD BE AT LEAST LARGE ENOUGH... 27 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:18,117 SO THAT NOBODY QUITE KNOWS WHAT THE OTHER FELLOW IS DOING. [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 28 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:20,620 HERE ! HERE ! SOMEBODY, HERE, HERE ! YOU FELLAS. 29 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,623 DENVER HAS RUN OUT OF WICKETS ! CALL THE WORLD WIDE WICKET FACTORY... 30 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,626 HAVE THEM SEND 50,000 TWO-TONED WICKETS AT ONCE ! [ All Exclaiming ] 31 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:32,131 DON'T ARGUE WITH ME ! DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE ANOTHER NERVOUS BREAKDOWN ? 32 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:37,136 WHO IN THE HELL IS THAT ? WHERE THE HELL IS THE FACTORY ? 33 00:05:37,136 --> 00:05:39,138 WHAT THE HELL IS A WICKET ? 34 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,141 THE RIGHT COMPANY ! 35 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:49,148 ?? THIS BOOK IS ALL THAT I NEED ?? 36 00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,150 ?? HOW TO, HOW TO ?? 37 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:55,154 ?? SUCCEED ???? 38 00:05:58,157 --> 00:06:00,493 [ All Exclaiming ] NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND ! 39 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:03,996 LEAVE ME ALONE. I'M ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK. 40 00:06:03,996 --> 00:06:06,499 BACK TO WORK. BACK TO WORK ! 41 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:09,001 DID YOU HEAR ME ? I SAID EVERYBODY BACK TO WORK ! 42 00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,003 SORRY THAT I BUMPED INTO YOU, SIR, 43 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:14,507 BUT I'D LIKE TO APPLY FOR A JOB. A JOB. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ? 44 00:06:14,507 --> 00:06:17,510 NO, SIR, I-- I'M J.B. BIGGLEY, THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COMPANY. 45 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:20,012 THAT'S WHY I'M-- THAT'S WHO THE HELL I AM. 46 00:06:20,012 --> 00:06:22,515 OH, MY. HOW DARE YOU COME TO THE PRESIDENT AND ASK FOR A JOB ? 47 00:06:23,015 --> 00:06:25,017 WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A PERSONNEL MAN ? 48 00:06:25,017 --> 00:06:28,020 WHY DO YOU THINK I HAVE A WHOLE DAMN PERSONNEL DEPARTMENT ? 49 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:33,526 YOU BUMPED INTO THE WRONG MAN. DAMN, DAMN, COAL-BURNING, DITHERING, DING, DING, DING. 50 00:06:33,526 --> 00:06:36,028 DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING. 51 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:40,032 YOU JUST COMMITTED INDUSTRIAL SUICIDE, BOY. THAT'S THE BIG FELLA. 52 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:44,036 OH ! HELLO. 53 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,038 HELLO. DID YOU HURT YOURSELF ? 54 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:50,042 NO, NO. I'M ALL RIGHT. I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO-- 55 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:52,044 WHAT ? I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A JOB. 56 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,046 I'VE BEEN THROUGH THAT KIND OF THING MYSELF. 57 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,550 THANK YOU, YOU'RE VERY KIND. COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE PERSONNEL OFFICE IS ? 58 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,554 PERSONNEL ? WELL, IT'S RIGHT THERE. OH. THANK YOU. 59 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,556 WELL, LISTEN ! 60 00:07:05,057 --> 00:07:07,059 YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT DISCOURAGED ? OH, NO, NOT AT ALL. 61 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,061 I'M PREPARED FOR EXACTLY THIS SORT OF THING. 62 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:13,065 SAY, MY FRIEND SMITTY WORKS IN PERSONNEL. MAYBE SHE CAN HELP YOU. 63 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:17,069 SHE'S AROUND SOMEWHERE. I'LL FIND HER. NO ! THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 64 00:07:17,069 --> 00:07:19,071 PLEASE ! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH, UH-- 65 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,074 [ Sighs ] 66 00:07:28,581 --> 00:07:30,583 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING ? TO SEE THE PERSONNEL MANAGER. 67 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:32,585 I'M THE MANAGER. WE'RE NOT HIRING ANYONE. 68 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,589 WELL, I WAS JUST SPEAKING TO MR. BIGGLEY. BIGGLEY ? J.B. BIGGLEY ? 69 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,591 YES, SIR. HE TOLD ME TO SEE YOU. 70 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:43,095 YOU WERE SPEAKING TO J.B. BIGGLEY HIMSELF ? I JUST BUMPED INTO HIM. 71 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:47,600 HE'S A FRIEND OF YOURS ? I DON'T THINK A MAN SHOULD TRADE ON FRIENDSHIP TO GET A JOB. 72 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:51,103 BY GEORGE, I LIKE A MAN WHO STANDS ON HIS OWN TWO FEET. 73 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:54,106 MY NAME IS BRATT. YOU'RE-- FINCH, SIR. PIERREPONT FINCH. 74 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:58,611 PIERREPONT. COME IN. YOU KNOW, MAYBE THAT OUGHT TO BE J. PIERREPONT FINCH ! 75 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:01,113 [ Laughs ] 76 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,616 AS A MATTER OF FACT, SIR, IT IS. OH ! 77 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,120 GOOD GAD, ROSEMARY. YOU COULD AT LEAST LET ME FINISH MY METRECAL. 78 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:12,124 WHAT'S THE BIG URGENT URGENCY ? OH, HE HAS THAT WOEBEGONE LOOK. A PUPPY DOG. 79 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:14,627 WELL, YOU COULD JUST TELL HE'LL NEVER GET ANYWHERE. 80 00:08:14,627 --> 00:08:18,130 I FIGURED YOU COULD INTRODUCE-- WHERE'D HE GO ? 81 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,133 HOW SHOULD I KNOW ? ROSEMARY, WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU ? 82 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:24,637 WHERE IS THIS CREEP DIFFERENT FROM ALL OTHER CREEPS ? HE'S NOT A CREEP ! 83 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:29,141 SMITTY, HE HAS A SORT OF UNDAUNTED SORT OF NOBLE COURAGE. 84 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:33,646 YET DEEP DOWN, YOU SENSE HE'S A HELPLESS LITTLE MUFFIN. 85 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,148 [ Laughing ] ...THE MAN IN THE MANHOLE COVER. 86 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,651 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. IT'S ALL SETTLED, THEN. 87 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:42,655 NICE TO HAVE YOU ABOARD, FINCH. WELL, I'M HAPPY TO SHIP OUT WITH YOU, SIR. REALLY. 88 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:45,658 YOU DON'T HAVE A-- OH, YES, YES. LET ME DO THAT FOR YOU. 89 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:51,130 IS THAT THE-- HELPLESS LITTLE MUFFIN. 90 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,616 MY SECRETARY WILL FILL OUT THE FORMS. OH, SMITTY ? 91 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,618 YES, MR. BRATT ? THIS IS OUR NEW MR. FINCH. 92 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,120 HELLO. MY NAME IS PILKINGTON. ROSEMARY PILKINGTON. 93 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,623 HELLO. HI. I'M LUCILLE KRUMHOLTZ. 94 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:04,126 MR. FINCH WILL BE STARTING OUT IN OUR MAIL ROOM. GLAD YOU DON'T MIND THAT, FINCH. 95 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:07,129 OH, SIR, IN A BIG POND LIKE THIS, EVERYONE MUST BEGIN AS A LITTLE FISH. 96 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:09,632 EVEN A BARRACUDA. WHAT'D YOU SAY ? 97 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:13,636 SAY, BUD. HAVE YOU GUYS IN THE MAIL ROOM SENT OUT THOSE NEW WICKET CATALOGS YET ? 98 00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,639 I DON'T KNOW. I'M GOING TO THE BARBER SHOP TO GET A SCALP MASSAGE. 99 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:21,644 AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING ? WHY ? BECAUSE I'M THE BOSS'S NEPHEW. 100 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:24,146 [ Mutters ] 101 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:26,115 [ Laughing, Chatting ] 102 00:09:26,616 --> 00:09:28,618 EXCUSE ME. OH, BUD. 103 00:09:28,618 --> 00:09:31,621 THIS IS BUD FRUMP, MR. BIGGLEY'S NEPHEW. SAY HELLO TO OUR NEW MR. FINCH. 104 00:09:31,621 --> 00:09:33,623 HE'LL BE WORKING WITH YOU IN THE MAIL ROOM. 105 00:09:33,623 --> 00:09:36,626 HELLO, FINCH. I'M BUD FRUMP, MR. BIGGLEY'S NEPHEW. 106 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:38,628 HOW DO YOU DO ? SMITTY ? 107 00:09:38,628 --> 00:09:41,130 YES, MR. BRATT ? GET MR. FINCH'S VITAL STATISTICS. 108 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:43,633 YES, MR. BRATT. NICE TO HAVE YOU ON THE TEAM, FINCH. 109 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:46,636 GOOD TO BE PLAYING WITH YOU, SIR. ARE YOU AMBITIOUS ? 110 00:09:46,636 --> 00:09:50,139 NO, NOT NECESSARILY. GOOD. YOU JUST KEEP THAT IN MIND. 111 00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:53,643 IF YOU JUST REMEMBER WHO I AM AND WHO YOU ARE, WE'LL GET ALONG FINE. IF NOT-- 112 00:09:53,643 --> 00:09:56,646 YOU'LL GO CRYING TO YOUR UNCLE. I BEG YOUR PARDON ! 113 00:09:56,646 --> 00:09:58,648 I DO NOT GO CRYING TO MY UNCLE ! 114 00:09:58,648 --> 00:10:01,651 IT JUST HAPPENS THAT MY MOTHER IS MRS. BIGGLEY'S SISTER. 115 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:05,655 IF SOMETHING IS WRONG, I PHONE MY MOTHER. SHE PHONES MRS. BIGGLEY, 116 00:10:05,655 --> 00:10:08,658 AND MRS. BIGGLEY PHONES MR. BIGGLEY. 117 00:10:08,658 --> 00:10:11,661 THAT'S THE DEMOCRATIC WAY. 118 00:10:12,161 --> 00:10:14,163 [ Chuckles ] YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BUD FRUMP. 119 00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:17,166 EVERY COMPANY HAS A COUPLE OF RELATIVES FLOATING AROUND. 120 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:20,169 SMITTY, YOU WERE GOING TO GET MR. FINCH'S VITAL STATISTICS. 121 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:22,672 OH, YES. THE FIRST QUESTION IS-- MARRIED ? 122 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:26,676 MARRIED ? NO. I'M NOT, AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 123 00:10:26,676 --> 00:10:30,179 GOOD ! GOOD. I MEAN, IT'S GOOD YOU ANSWERED WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER. 124 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:34,183 FOR THE QUESTIONNAIRE, THAT IS. IT'S NOT VERY WISE TO HAVE A GIRL. 125 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:37,687 NO, IT ISN'T. I'M GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT. SOME WOMEN WOULDN'T. 126 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:40,690 I FEEL THAT WHEN A MAN WANTS TO RISE IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS, 127 00:10:41,190 --> 00:10:44,694 A GIRL, OR LET'S SAY AN EMOTIONAL INVOLVEMENT, 128 00:10:44,694 --> 00:10:48,197 CAN ONLY LEAD TO GETTING INVOLVED... EMOTIONALLY. 129 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:51,200 WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ? THAT'S VERY INTELLIGENT, MR. FINCH. 130 00:10:51,701 --> 00:10:55,204 ARE YOU QUITE FINISHED WITH MR. FINCH ? FOR THE MOMENT. 131 00:10:55,204 --> 00:10:58,708 IRVING ! TAKE MR. FINCH TO THE MAIL ROOM AND INTRODUCE HIM TO MR. TWIMBLE. 132 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,210 YOU CAN FILL IN THE PERSONNEL FORMS LATER. 133 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,713 COME ON, FINCH. 134 00:11:03,713 --> 00:11:06,215 OH, WELL, GOOD LUCK, MR. FINCH. 135 00:11:06,215 --> 00:11:09,218 THANK YOU, UH, MISS-- 136 00:11:09,218 --> 00:11:12,722 PILKINGTON. ROSEMARY PILKINGTON. 137 00:11:12,722 --> 00:11:15,224 PILKINGTON. ROSEMARY PILKINGTON. 138 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:17,226 COME ON, FINCH. 139 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:22,231 POOR BABY. HE LOOKS SO UTTERLY VULNERABLE. 140 00:11:22,231 --> 00:11:24,734 THEY'LL EAT HIM ALIVE IN THIS JUNGLE. 141 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,949 - COFFEE BREAK ! - WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME ! 142 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:08,454 [ Everyone Exclaiming ] 143 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,257 [ Machinery Whirring ] 144 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,759 JUST TAKE CARE OF THE EXECUTIVE MAIL ! THAT'S ALL YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF ! 145 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:16,762 LOOK, LOOK, DON'T WORRY ! I'M DOING THE VERY BEST I CAN, MR. TWIMBLE ! 146 00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:20,766 WELL, DON'T ARGUE ! JUST GET THE EXECUTIVE MAIL OUT. THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT ! 147 00:13:22,268 --> 00:13:25,271 LEMON DROPS ? WHERE DID THESE LEMON DROPS COME FROM ? 148 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,273 OH, THEY'RE MINE, MR. TWIMBLE. 149 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,776 I JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE THEM WITH OUR MAIL ROOM FAMILY. 150 00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:34,280 LEMON IS MY FAVORITE DROP. OH, I'LL BE DARNED. 151 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,282 UH, FINCH ? YES, SIR ? 152 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:41,787 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU THIS FIRST MORNING, AND I'M VERY PLEASED WITH YOUR WORK. 153 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,290 THANK YOU, SIR. THAT'S EXCEPTIONALLY KIND. 154 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,792 I-- WELL, I TRY TO FIT IN. 155 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:50,296 NO, NO, IT'S MORE THAN THAT, FINCH. YOU HAVE AN INBORN GIFT FOR "MAIL ROOMERY." 156 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:52,298 [ Phone Rings ] THANK YOU-- OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. 157 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:55,301 HELLO, MAIL ROOM. HOLD THE LINE. 158 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,803 MR. TWIMBLE, IT'S FOR YOU. IT'S MR. BRATT, IN PERSONNEL. 159 00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,307 THIS MAY BE AN IMPORTANT CALL FOR SOME OF US ! HELLO ? 160 00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,810 GOOD MORNING, MR. BRATT ! OH, YES, YES. 161 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,313 HEY, WHAT'S THE IDEA ? THE IDEA OF WHAT, BUD ? 162 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:10,316 YOU'RE TRYING TO BUTTER UP MR. TWIMBLE. WELL, IT WON'T DO YOU ANY GOOD. 163 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:13,819 GOOD GOSH ! JUST BECAUSE I'M BEING NICE TO AN OLDER MAN-- I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO, 164 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:17,323 AND IF ANYBODY'S GONNA GET HIS JOB-- MR. BRATT. THANKS VERY MUCH. 165 00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:22,828 WELL, BOYS, THEY'RE FINALLY GONNA PROMOTE OLD TWIMBLE TO THE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT. 166 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,830 CONGRATULATIONS. UH, YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS. 167 00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:27,833 WHO'S GONNA BE NEW HEAD OF THE MAIL ROOM ? 168 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,337 MR. BRATT IS GONNA LEAVE THE CHOICE TO ME. 169 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:36,342 "TWIMBLE," HE SAID, "THE MAIL ROOM IS THE NERVE CENTER OF THIS MIGHTY ORGANIZATION. 170 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:40,346 "YOU'VE BEEN AN OUTSTANDING MAIL ROOM HEAD. WE WANT YOU TO CHOOSE YOUR SUCCESSOR. 171 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,348 "WE WANT YOU TO CHOOSE HIM ON MERIT. 172 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,350 ON MERIT ALONE." 173 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,852 THAT'S NOT FAIR ! 174 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,854 I'M GOING OUT TO HAVE A SMOKE. 175 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,357 SMOKE ? HE'S GONNA CALL HIS MOTHER. 176 00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:55,861 IT WON'T DO HIM ANY GOOD. BRATT SAID I WAS GONNA SELECT THE NEW HEAD. 177 00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:59,365 [ Scoffs ] MR. TWIMBLE ? 178 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:02,368 YEAH ? YOU'VE BEEN WITH THIS COMPANY A LONG TIME NOW, HAVEN'T YOU ? 179 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,371 A LONG TIME. LAST MONTH I BECAME A QUARTER-OF-A-CENTURY MAN. 180 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,374 OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. A QUARTER OF A CENTURY ? QUARTER OF A CENTURY. 181 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,377 HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE MAIL ROOM ? TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. 182 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:15,881 IT'S NOT EASY TO GET THIS MEDAL. TAKES A COMBINATION OF SKILL, DIPLOMACY... 183 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:17,883 AND BOLD CAUTION. 184 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,387 ?? WHEN I JOINED THIS FIRM ?? 185 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:23,389 ?? AS A BRASH YOUNG MAN ?? 186 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,891 ?? WELL, I SAID TO MYSELF NOW BRASH YOUNG MAN ?? 187 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,394 ?? DON'T GET ANY IDEAS ?? 188 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,897 ?? WELL, I STUCK TO THAT AND I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN YEARS ?? 189 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:37,903 YOU PLAY IT SAFE. ?? I PLAY IT THE COMPANY WAY ?? 190 00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:41,407 ?? WHEREVER THE COMPANY PUTS ME THERE I'LL STAY ?? 191 00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:45,411 ?? BUT WHAT IS YOUR POINT OF VIEW ?? ?? I HAVE NO POINT OF VIEW ?? 192 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,914 ?? SUPPOSING THE COMPANY THINKS ?? ?? I THINK SO TOO ?? 193 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,917 WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF-- I WOULDN'T SAY. I WOULDN'T SAY. 194 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:55,921 ?? YOUR FACE IS A COMPANY FACE ?? 195 00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:58,924 ?? IT SMILES AT EXECUTIVES THEN GOES BACK IN PLACE ?? 196 00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:02,928 ?? THE COMPANY FURNITURE ?? ?? OH, IT SUITS ME FINE ?? 197 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,432 ?? THE COMPANY LETTERHEAD ?? ?? A VALENTINE ?? 198 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,934 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE AGAINST ? UNEMPLOYMENT. 199 00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,937 ?? WHEN THEY WANT BRILLIANT THINKING ?? 200 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:16,442 ?? FROM EMPLOYEES ?? ?? THAT IS NO CONCERN OF MINE ?? 201 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:20,946 ?? SUPPOSE A MAN OF GENIUS MAKES SUGGESTIONS ?? 202 00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:24,450 ?? WATCH THAT GENIUS GET SUGGESTED TO RESIGN ?? 203 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,953 ?? SO YOU PLAY IT THE COMPANY WAY ?? 204 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:31,457 ?? OH, COMPANY POLICY IS BY ME OKAY ?? 205 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,459 ?? YOU'LL NEVER RISE UP TO THE TOP ?? 206 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,463 ?? BUT THERE'S ONE THING CLEAR WHOEVER THE COMPANY FIRES ?? 207 00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,965 ?? ?? I WILL STILL BE HERE 208 00:16:39,965 --> 00:16:42,968 OH, YOU CERTAINLY FOUND A HOME. IT'S COZY. 209 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:46,472 ?? YOUR BRAIN IS A COMPANY BRAIN ?? 210 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,975 ?? THE COMPANY WASHED IT NOW I CAN'T COMPLAIN ?? 211 00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:53,979 ?? THE COMPANY MAGAZINE ?? ?? BOY, WHAT STYLE WHAT PUNCH ?? 212 00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:57,983 ?? THE COMPANY RESTAURANT ?? ?? EVERY DAY, SAME LUNCH ?? 213 00:16:57,983 --> 00:17:01,487 THEIR HADDOCK SANDWICH, IT'S DELICIOUS. OH, I MUST TRY IT. 214 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,989 EARLY IN THE WEEK. 215 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:06,492 ? ?? DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES ? 216 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:11,497 ?? I'VE A HOBBY I PLAY GIN WITH MR. BRATT ?? MR. BRATT ! 217 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:15,501 ?? AND DO YOU PLAY IT NICELY ?? ?? PLAY IT NICELY ?? 218 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:19,004 ?? STILL, HE BLITZES ME IN EVERY GAME LIKE THAT ?? WHY ? 219 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:23,008 ?? 'CAUSE I PLAY IT THE COMPANY WAY ?? THE COMPANY WAY. YES ! 220 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:26,512 EXECUTIVE POLICY. ?? EXECUTIVE POLICY IS BY ME OKAY ?? 221 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,015 ?? HOW CAN YOU GET ANYWHERE ?? ?? JUNIOR, HAVE NO FEAR ?? 222 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:34,520 ?? WHOEVER THE COMPANY FIRES I WILL STILL BE HERE ?? 223 00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:38,524 ?? YOU WILL STILL BE HERE ?? ?? YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER FISCAL ?? 224 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:42,027 ?? NEVER TAKE A RISK-AL YEAR ???? ?? OH, YEAH ???? 225 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,211 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GET THIS OUT AS SOON AS I CAN. 226 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,214 NOT AS SOON AS YOU CAN ! I WANT IT BY NOON, MISS PILKINGTON ! 227 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:04,216 YES, SIR. [ Slams ] 228 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:08,220 WOW. HI. DO YOU WORK FOR MR. OVINGTON, MISS-- 229 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,222 PILKINGTON. YOU CAN CALL ME ROSEMARY. 230 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:13,225 OKAY, HI, ROSEMARY. HI. HOW'S IT GOING, MR. FINCH ? 231 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,227 OH, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME, UH, PONTY. 232 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,230 OKAY, PONTY. I LIKE THAT. HOW'S IT GOING ? 233 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,732 OH, PRETTY GOOD. I'M JUST DELIVERING THE EXECUTIVE MAIL. 234 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,734 SORT OF GETTING THE FEEL OF THE PLACE. 235 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:26,238 EVERYBODY'S SO BUSY. THEY DON'T EVEN NOTICE ME. 236 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,740 OH, THEY WILL. YOU JUST BE PATIENT. PATIENT ? 237 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:32,244 DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR, UH, TWO FULL HOURS NOW. 238 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,246 [ Laughs ] I KNOW, PONTY. I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN. 239 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:38,250 OH, HERE. HAPPY TWO-HOUR ANNIVERSARY. 240 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,753 THANK YOU. AT LEAST YOU NOTICED ME. 241 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,256 WELL, I WISH I WERE AN EXECUTIVE. I'D-- 242 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,258 [ Woman ] MR. ANDREWS-- UH-OH, HERE COMES THE MOTHER OF US ALL. 243 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,260 THAT'S MISS JONES, MR. BIGGLEY'S SECRETARY ! 244 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,263 THE MEETING MAY BE DELAYED. I'LL CHECK WITH J.B. AND LET YOU KNOW. 245 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:53,765 [ Man ] THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 246 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:59,771 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT ? OKAY. BYE-BYE. 247 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:05,777 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING, PONTY. 248 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,784 PARDON ME, MA'AM, BUT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING THIS. 249 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:15,787 IT-- WELL, IT GOES WITH YOUR HAIR. 250 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,789 YOUNG MAN. YES ? 251 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:20,792 YOU JUST WANT ME TO HAVE THIS FLOWER ? YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ? 252 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,796 IT DOESN'T MATTER. WHAT MATTERS IS THE FLOWER. IT SEEMED TO CRY OUT TO BE WORN. 253 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:27,299 BY YOU. YOUNG MAN. 254 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,302 I'M MISS JONES, MR. J.B. BIGGLEY'S SECRETARY. 255 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,306 [ Gasps ] OH, NO ! NO. YOU COULDN'T BE. 256 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,309 WHY NOT ? WELL, FROM BUD FRUMP'S DESCRIPTION OF YOU. 257 00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,311 I'D NEVER HAVE-- WELL, YOU-- 258 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,313 YOU'RE NOT A FRIGHTENING PERSON. THANK YOU. 259 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,816 AND IF IT'S NOT OUT OF PLACE FOR ME TO SAY SO, MISS JONES, 260 00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:49,321 I THINK YOU'RE VERY ATTRACTIVE, NO MATTER WHAT BUD FRUMP SAYS. 261 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:53,325 WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME WAS ? FINCH. F-I-N-C-H. 262 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,328 FINCH. PIERREPONT FINCH. WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU AROUND HERE BEFORE ? 263 00:19:56,328 --> 00:19:58,830 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DELIVER THE EXECUTIVE MAIL. 264 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:03,335 THAT'S HIS JOB. BUD FRUMP. F-R-U-M-P. 265 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,837 HMM. WELL, THANK YOU FOR THE FLOWER, FINCH. 266 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,340 YOU'RE A VERY INTERESTING YOUNG MAN. YOU'RE WELCOME, MISS JONES. 267 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:12,344 JONESIE, I'D LIKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE BOSS AT AROUND 3:00. I'LL LET YOU KNOW, MILT. 268 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,847 AH, FLOWERS. GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND, JONESIE ? 269 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:19,351 THIS WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN. YOU SHOULD KNOW HIM. FINCH ? 270 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:22,354 YES, MA'AM ? FINCH, THIS IS MR. GATCH. 271 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:25,857 HOW ARE YOU, SON ? MR. GATCH IS GOOD TO KNOW. HIS DEPARTMENT IS VERY IMPORTANT. 272 00:20:25,857 --> 00:20:30,862 I KNOW ALL ABOUT MR. GATCH. HE'S MANAGER OF EXECUTIVE PERSONNEL PLACEMENT. 273 00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,365 WONDERFUL MEMO THAT YOU PUT OUT THIS MORNING, SIR, 274 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,368 ABOUT THAT, UH, EXECUTIVE PERSONNEL PLACEMENT SERVICE. 275 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,870 YOU READ THE MEMOS ? AND YOUR NAME IS-- 276 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,872 FINCH. F-I-N-- C-H. 277 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:43,375 C-H. YES. SAY, JONESIE, THIS IS A SMART ONE. 278 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:45,877 WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. 279 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:51,383 AH, THAT'S A VERY FINE MAN, MR. GATCH. 280 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,386 I HEAR HE HAS A FINE OPENING IN HIS DEPARTMENT. 281 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:56,888 BUT HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO MAKE UP HIS MIND. 282 00:20:56,888 --> 00:20:58,890 WELL, AGAIN, THANKS FOR THE FLOWER, YOUNG MAN. 283 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,393 YOU'RE WELCOME. 284 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:06,398 I CAUGHT YOU ! YOU GIVE ME THAT. 285 00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:10,402 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? A FELLA CAN'T GO FOR A SMOKE WITHOUT GETTING STABBED ! 286 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:12,904 IT'S THE EXECUTIVE MAIL ! THE EXECUTIVE MAIL IS MY JOB. 287 00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:16,908 MR. TWIMBLE TOLD ME-- IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT CLIMBING THE LADDER HERE, 288 00:21:16,908 --> 00:21:19,411 THE VIEW IS GONNA GET AWFULLY MONOTONOUS. 289 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,415 EVERY TIME YOU LOOK UP, YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE SEAT OF MY PANTS. 290 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:29,421 HIYA, JONESIE. "MISS JONES" TO YOU, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 291 00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,423 [ Phone Rings ] 292 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,927 MR. BIGGLEY'S OFFICE. ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. [ Buzz ] 293 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,097 YES, MISS JONES. WHAT IS IT ? YOUR WIFE IS ON LINE TWO. 294 00:21:39,097 --> 00:21:42,100 TELL HER I'M BUSY. TELL HER I'M IN A MEETING. TELL HER I'M OUT. 295 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,102 DAMN IT. PUT HER ON. 296 00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:46,104 HELLO, GERTRUDE. GLAD YOU CALLED. 297 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,607 DEAR, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT BUD. I'M BUSY. 298 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,109 NOW, JASPER, THIS IS IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IT THIS TIME ? 299 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:54,112 HE'S HEARD THERE'S GOING TO BE AN OPENING IN THE MAIL ROOM MANAGEMENT. 300 00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,616 I CAN'T HELP BUD THERE. THE HEAD OF THE MAIL ROOM SHOULD CHOOSE HIS OWN SUCCESSOR. 301 00:21:57,616 --> 00:22:00,619 YOU'RE THE HEAD OF THE COMPANY. I CAN'T SWITCH SIGNALS IN THE MIDDLE OF A PLAY. 302 00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,621 IT WOULD UPSET THE TEAM. IF YOU WANTED TO, YOU COULD ! 303 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,123 IF I INTERFERED, IT'D BE NEPOTISM. IT WOULD BE WHAT ? 304 00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:07,125 NEPOTISM ! WHAT'S NEPOTISM ? 305 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:09,628 THAT'S WHEN YOUR NEPHEW IS A DAMN POOP. NOW, LOOK HERE, JASPER-- 306 00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:11,630 I'LL DO SOMETHING. I'LL DO SOMETHING. 307 00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:14,132 DAMN, DAMN COAL-BURNING, DITHERING, DING, DING. MISS JONES. 308 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:16,635 YES, MR. BIGGLEY ? YOU KNOW THAT TALKING TO MY WIFE UPSETS ME. 309 00:22:16,635 --> 00:22:20,639 YOU SAID TO PUT HER ON. NEVER MIND THAT. I NEED SOMETHING TO CALM MY NERVES ! 310 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,644 WHERE IS MY-- YOU KNOW. 311 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,650 [ Softly ] I PUT IT IN THE BACK OF YOUR RIGHT-HAND DRAWER. 312 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:33,652 AH, YES, YES, YES. 313 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,654 HERE IT IS. 314 00:22:37,155 --> 00:22:39,157 [ Author's Voice ] CONGRATULATIONS. 315 00:22:39,658 --> 00:22:44,162 YOU HAVE FOLLOWED INSTRUCTIONS AND HAVE MADE IT TO THE FIRST RUNG OF THE LADDER. 316 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:46,665 YOU ARE WORKING IN THE MAIL ROOM. 317 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:49,668 ONE WORD OF CAUTION ABOUT THE MAIL ROOM. 318 00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:53,672 IT IS A PLACE OUT OF WHICH YOU MUST GET. 319 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:56,675 WELL, TWIMBLE, WE'VE GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU ! 320 00:22:56,675 --> 00:23:00,178 YES, MR. BRATT ? BOYS, BOYS, GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. 321 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:06,685 BOYS, AS OF TODAY YOUR BOSS IS BEING PROMOTED TO HEAD OF THE SHIPPING DEPARTMENT. 322 00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,191 ALL RIGHT, BOYS. BACK TO WORK. BACK TO WORK. 323 00:23:13,191 --> 00:23:16,194 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR SUCCESSOR. OH, SAY, MR. BRATT ! 324 00:23:16,695 --> 00:23:18,697 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM MY UNCLE TODAY ? NO, BUD. 325 00:23:18,697 --> 00:23:22,200 ALL RIGHT, TWIMBLE, YOUR SHOES ARE GOING TO BE HARD TO FILL, BUT WHO HAVE YOU PICKED ? 326 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,703 I'VE GIVEN IT A GOOD DEAL OF THOUGHT, 327 00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,705 AND I THINK THIS IS OUR MAN. 328 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,708 CONGRATULATIONS, FINCH ! I'M GOING OUT FOR A SMOKE. 329 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:32,210 THANKS. NO, I CAN'T ACCEPT. ARE YOU TURNING THIS JOB DOWN ? 330 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:35,714 YES, SIR. I THINK THERE'S A MAN WHO'S BETTER QUALIFIED, 331 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:37,716 AND A MAN WHO'S BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE. 332 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,719 GENTLEMEN, I RECOMMEND BUD FRUMP FOR THIS JOB. YOU'RE KIDDING. 333 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,721 NO. BUD FRUMP. YECH. 334 00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:47,225 AS LONG AS HE FEELS SO STRONGLY, I'LL GO WITH THE RECOMMENDATION. I GOTTA CALL MY MOTHER ! 335 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,728 SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY ! I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 336 00:23:50,228 --> 00:23:52,731 YES, UH, WELL, MR. TWIMBLE, LET ME EXPLAIN. 337 00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:56,234 KNOWING YOU HAS TAUGHT ME A LOT ABOUT-- WELL, THE CORPORATE SETUP. 338 00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:59,237 HELLO, MAIL ROOM. OH, YES, J.B. 339 00:23:59,237 --> 00:24:01,239 THIS IS BRATT. THAT'S THE BIG BOSS. 340 00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:04,743 THAT SISTER-IN-LAW OF MINE HAS BEEN CALLING MY WIFE AND GIVING ME A BAD TIME ABOUT BUD FRUMP. 341 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:09,748 I UNDERSTAND YOUR PROBLEM, J.B. ACTUALLY WE HAD PICKED SOMEONE ELSE, BUT IT'S TURNED OUT FINE. 342 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:12,250 THE YOUNG FELLOW TURNED THE JOB OVER TO BUD. 343 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,252 HE THINKS BUD'S BETTER QUALIFIED. 344 00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:18,757 NO, HE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE OUT OF HIS MIND. 345 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:21,259 HE WAS EXPLAINING WHEN YOU CALLED. GO AHEAD, FINCH. 346 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,261 MR. TWIMBLE, THE GREAT THING THAT YOU'VE TAUGHT ME... 347 00:24:23,261 --> 00:24:26,765 IS THAT NO INDIVIDUAL IS AS IMPORTANT AS THE WHOLE COMPANY. 348 00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:28,767 NO INDIVIDUAL IS AS IMPORTANT AS THE COMPANY. 349 00:24:28,767 --> 00:24:31,770 THE WHOLE TEAM IS GREATER THAN ANY SINGLE PLAYER. THE WHOLE TEAM IS GREATER. 350 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:35,273 THE WHOLE CREW IS GREATER THAN ANY ONE OARSMAN. THE WHOLE CREW IS GREATER ! 351 00:24:35,273 --> 00:24:37,776 THE WHOLE SALAD IS LARGER THAN ONE PIECE OF LETTUCE. 352 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:39,778 THE WHOLE SALAD-- OH, YOU CAN HEAR HIM. THE WHOLE OMELET... 353 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:42,280 IS LARGER THAN ONE EGG THAT YOU MIGHT-- 354 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:44,282 SEE-- ISN'T THAT GREAT, J.B. ? 355 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:47,285 SORT OF CHOKES YOU UP. HIS NAME'S FINCH. 356 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,788 F-I-N-C-H. F-I-N-C-H. 357 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:53,291 WHAT IT MEANS IS-- I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THAT SAME THING, J.B. ! 358 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,794 WE SHOULD KEEP AN EYE ON THAT YOUNG LAD. 359 00:24:55,794 --> 00:24:58,797 NICE TO CHAT WITH YOU, J.B. SEE YOU LATER. 360 00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:01,800 OH, FINCH, YOU GOT ME OFF THE SPOT WITH MR. BIGGLEY. 361 00:25:02,300 --> 00:25:05,804 I'M GLAD TO BE OF HELP, SIR. OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. 362 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:09,808 WELL, TWIMBLE, GOOD LUCK IN THE NEW JOB, SIR. THANKS, MR. BRATT. 363 00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,810 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. MR. TWIMBLE ? 364 00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:15,313 DON'T I HAVE TO TAKE THIS MAIL UP TO MR. GATCH ? GATCH ? 365 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:18,817 GATCH. GATCH ! SAY, I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING. 366 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:23,822 GATCH IS LOOKING FOR A BRIGHT YOUNG FELLOW TO FILL A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE VACANCY. 367 00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:28,326 HE IS ? FINCH, I'M GOING TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT YOU. 368 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:33,331 YOU KNOW, FINCH, YOUR GENEROSITY AND THOUGHTFULNESS MAY HAVE PROVEN A GOOD THING FOR YOU. 369 00:25:33,331 --> 00:25:37,335 BY GEORGE, ETHICAL BEHAVIOR ALWAYS PAYS, SIR. 370 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,006 BOYS AND GIRLS ! BOYS AND GIRLS ! 371 00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:44,009 I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET THE NEW HEAD OF THE MAIL ROOM, BUD FRUMP ! 372 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:47,512 [ All Exclaiming ] 373 00:25:50,515 --> 00:25:53,018 I STILL THINK MY ORIGINAL CHOICE WAS BETTER. 374 00:25:53,018 --> 00:25:56,021 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, MR. TWIMBLE. PONTY OKAYED IT. 375 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,023 COME ON, EVERYBODY. IT'S A CELEBRATION ! 376 00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:01,026 WE'RE ALL GONNA GO HAVE LUNCH, AND IT'S ON ME ! 377 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,028 [ All Cheering ] 378 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:07,532 BOYS AND GIRLS, MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 379 00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:11,536 MR. GATCH IS TAKING YOUNG FINCH INTO HIS DEPARTMENT AS A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE. 380 00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:14,039 [ Cheering ] 381 00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:16,541 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. JUST A MINUTE. LUNCH IS DUTCH. 382 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:19,544 IN FACT, IT'S CANCELLED ! WAIT ! LET ME DOWN. 383 00:26:20,045 --> 00:26:22,547 CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. 384 00:26:22,547 --> 00:26:27,052 OH, PONTY, THAT'S WONDERFUL ! SEE, I TOLD YOU TO BE PATIENT. 385 00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:32,557 YOU SURE WERE RIGHT, ROSEMARY. YOU SHOULD HAVE SOMEONE AROUND TO HELP YOU THINK THINGS OUT. 386 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,061 WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD. I'M ALWAYS AVAILABLE. 387 00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:39,064 OH, LISTEN. YOU SURE ARE WONDERFUL, ROSEMARY, 388 00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:41,566 AND ONE OF THESE DAYS I HOPE THAT I CAN SHOW-- 389 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:43,568 LUNCH. I SAID LUNCH. 390 00:26:43,568 --> 00:26:47,572 WHAT ABOUT LUNCH ? I'D LOVE TO ! 391 00:26:49,574 --> 00:26:52,577 YOU'D LOVE TO WHAT ? YOU SAID WHAT ABOUT LUNCH. I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK ME. 392 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:55,580 LET'S SEE, WHERE SHALL WE GO ? OH ! I KNOW THIS LITTLE TEA ROOM. 393 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:58,583 WAIT, YOU SAID LUNCH-- AND IT'S VERY REASONABLE. 394 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,086 I'LL GET MY THINGS AND MEET YOU AT THE ELEVATOR. 395 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:05,090 ROSEMARY, LOOK ! I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT ABOUTLUNCH, I MEANT WHATABOUTLUNCH. 396 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,593 FINCH. COME ALONG. I'LL SHOW YOU TO YOUR NEW DESK. 397 00:27:09,094 --> 00:27:13,098 YES, IF YOU WORK HARD, AND KEEP YOUR NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE, 398 00:27:13,098 --> 00:27:15,600 THERE'S NO TELLING HOW FAR YOU CAN GO WITH THIS COMPANY. 399 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,103 BY THE WAY, THIS'LL BE YOUR NEW DESK, RIGHT HERE. 400 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,605 ALL RIGHT, MEN. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE. 401 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:23,608 I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU MEET THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE JUNIOR EXECUTIVE POOL. 402 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,610 J. PIERREPONT FINCH. 403 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:29,114 THESE ARE THE FELLOWS YOU'LL BE WORKING WITH. HI. 404 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:34,119 COME ALONG FINCH. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH IN THE EXECUTIVE DINING ROOM ON THE ROOF. 405 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:37,122 WANNA HAVE LUNCH, ROSEMARY ? NO, THANKS. I'M BUSY. 406 00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:39,624 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. 407 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:44,129 ROSEMARY, THE MOST WONDERFUL THING HAS HAPPENED. MR. GATCH, HE'S TAKING ME TO EAT WITH HIM, 408 00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:46,631 UP IN THE EXECUTIVES' DINING ROOM. 409 00:27:46,631 --> 00:27:50,135 COULD WE MAKE OUR DATE SOME OTHER TIME ? SURE, PONTY. ANY TIME. 410 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:53,638 THANKS. HEY, HOW DO I LOOK ? YOU LOOK FINE, PONTY. 411 00:27:53,638 --> 00:27:55,640 YOU LOOK FINE TOO. YOU'RE JUST FINE. 412 00:27:56,141 --> 00:27:59,144 YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME, OKAY ? OH. THANK YOU. 413 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:03,648 BUT THOSE WICKETS OUGHT TO BE SHIPPED. 414 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:10,155 ROSEMARY, SEEING YOU ALWAYS BRIGHTENS MY DAY. 415 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:13,158 PLEASE ! MR. GATCH ! 416 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,662 I'LL HAVE TO STOP READINGPLAYBOY. 417 00:28:23,501 --> 00:28:26,004 [ Author's Voice ] IF YOU HAVE FOLLOWED THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS... 418 00:28:26,504 --> 00:28:30,508 EXACTLY AS OUTLINED, YOU SHOULD BY NOW BE A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE. 419 00:28:31,009 --> 00:28:32,510 CONGRATULATIONS. 420 00:28:33,011 --> 00:28:36,014 GOOD MORNING, MR. BIG SHOT. HELLO, MRS. NEEDLEMAN. HOW ARE YOU ? 421 00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,516 NEW SUIT ? [ Wolf Whistle ] 422 00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,520 [ Author's Voice ] YOU HAVE NOW OCCUPIED THIS POSITION LONG ENOUGH. 423 00:28:43,021 --> 00:28:46,524 THE TIME HAS ARRIVED FOR YOU TO SET YOUR SIGHTS ON YOUR NEXT ESCALATION. 424 00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:50,528 BE ALERT. OFTENTIMES IT IS SOMEONE ONLY REMOTELY CONNECTED WITH YOUR COMPANY... 425 00:28:50,528 --> 00:28:53,031 WHO MAY LAUNCH YOU INTO YOUR NEXT PROMOTION. 426 00:28:54,532 --> 00:28:57,535 ???? [ Humming ] 427 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:14,552 [ Ringing ] 428 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:18,556 MR. BIGGLEY'S OFFICE. HE'S BUSY ON ANOTHER LINE RIGHT NOW. WHO'S CALLING, PLEASE ? 429 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:23,061 YES, YES. BUT, DAMN IT, GERTRUDE, I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE ABOUT BUD. 430 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:26,564 MM-HMM. YES, I KNOW THAT BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. 431 00:29:27,065 --> 00:29:29,567 BUT BUD FRUMP IS THICKER THAN ANYTHING. 432 00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:34,072 I'LL PROMOTE HIM WHEN I'M READY. THE NEXT TIME BUD COMPLAINS TO HIS MOTHER, AND SHE CALLS YOU... 433 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:37,575 AND YOU CALL ME, YOU'RE ALL FIRED. 434 00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:40,078 [ Buzz ] YES, MISS JONES. WHAT IS IT ? 435 00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:44,582 A YOUNG LADY ON LINE THREE, MR. B. SHE INSISTS ON SPEAKING TO YOU. SAYS IT'S PERSONAL. 436 00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:48,086 WHAT DOES SHE WANT ? I CAN'T TALK TO EVERY SILLY WOMAN WHO CALLS THE COMPANY. 437 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:50,588 WHAT'S HER NAME ? SHE SAID YOU'LL KNOW. 438 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:52,590 OH. 439 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:58,096 HELLO. YOU KNEW I WOULDN'T FORGET. 440 00:29:58,096 --> 00:30:00,598 I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. JUST A MOMENT. 441 00:30:00,598 --> 00:30:03,101 MISS JONES, GET ME BRATT IN PERSONNEL RIGHT AWAY. 442 00:30:03,101 --> 00:30:06,104 THERE, YOU SEE, IT'S ALL SET. COME IN ANY TIME. 443 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,106 ASK FOR THE PERSONNEL MANAGER. HIS NAME IS BRATT. 444 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:12,610 HE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. ?? GOOD-BYE ???? 445 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:15,113 BRATT, THIS IS J.B. 446 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:19,617 I'D LIKE YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. I WONDER IF YOU COULD FIND A SPOT FOR A YOUNG LADY ? 447 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:23,621 SHE WANTS TO BE A SECRETARY. SHE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF THE FAMILY. 448 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,623 DAD WAS A CLASSMATE OF MINE AT OLD IVY. 449 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:28,126 SHE'S A BRIGHT GIRL, GOT A GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS. 450 00:30:28,626 --> 00:30:30,128 HER NAME ? 451 00:30:30,628 --> 00:30:33,631 LaRUE. HEDY LaRUE. 452 00:30:57,155 --> 00:30:59,657 UH, MAY I HELP YOU, HONEY ? 453 00:31:01,159 --> 00:31:03,661 "SCA-ROO." [ Everyone Gasps ] 454 00:31:03,661 --> 00:31:06,664 DID YOU WISH TO SEE SOMEONE, MISS ? OH, HOW DO YOU DO ? 455 00:31:06,664 --> 00:31:10,168 I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE A MR. BRATT. 456 00:31:10,168 --> 00:31:13,671 I'M A SECRETARY. OH, I SPOTTED THAT THE MINUTE SHE CAME IN. 457 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:15,673 OH, MISS LaRUE. YES ? 458 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,675 [ Squeaky Voice ] I'M BERT BRATT. [ Clears Throat ] 459 00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:20,178 I'M BERT BRATT, PERSONNEL. SORRY TO HAVE KEPT YOU WAITING. 460 00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:25,183 OH, NOT AT ALL, SIR. IT IS I WHOM AM LATE. [ Men Chuckle ] 461 00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:29,187 OH, NO, NOT REALLY. OH, YES. I WAS VERY NAUGHTY THIS MORNING. 462 00:31:29,187 --> 00:31:33,191 I'M STILL NOT ACCUSTOMED TO EARLY "ARISAL." 463 00:31:33,191 --> 00:31:35,193 [ Chuckling ] OH, I UNDERSTAND. 464 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:38,196 WELL, WHY DON'T WE MOVE UP TO MY OFFICE, MISS LaRUE. 465 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:50,708 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE FINDING THE BUILDING ? 466 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:54,212 OH, NO, THE TAXI DROPPED ME RIGHT OFF DOWNSTAIRS. THIS IS MY SECRETARY. 467 00:31:54,212 --> 00:31:56,214 MISS, UH-- MISS-- SMITH. 468 00:31:56,714 --> 00:32:00,218 HOW ARE YOU, DEAR ? OH, FINE, DEAR. 469 00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:03,721 MR. BRATT, I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO ACCOUNTING-- MR. BRATT ? 470 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,725 YES, SMITTY ? I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO ACCOUNTING AND GET SOME WITHHOLDING BLANKS. 471 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:11,729 YES, YES, YOU DO THAT. JUST THROUGH HERE, MISS LaRUE. 472 00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:14,732 AND WE'LL GET ALL OF YOUR VITAL STATISTICS. 473 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:17,235 39-22-38. 474 00:32:17,235 --> 00:32:21,239 OH, I WIN THE POOL ! YEAH, YOU ALWAYS DO. 475 00:32:21,239 --> 00:32:23,741 BERT, I REALLY NEED A NEW SECRETARY. 476 00:32:23,741 --> 00:32:27,245 GENTLEMEN, MISS LaRUE WILL BE ASSIGNED ACCORDING TO NORMAL PROCEDURES... 477 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,747 AS SOON AS HER QUALIFICATIONS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED. 478 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,749 I'LL DETERMINE 'EM. COUNT ME IN. 479 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:33,751 GENTLEMEN ! 480 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:37,755 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT A TOY ?? 481 00:32:37,755 --> 00:32:40,758 ?? NO, MY BOY NOT A TOY ?? 482 00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,760 ?? TO FONDLE AND DANDLE ?? 483 00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:45,263 ?? AND PLAYFULLY HANDLE ?? 484 00:32:45,763 --> 00:32:48,766 ?? IN SEARCH OF SOME PUERILE JOY ?? 485 00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,268 ?? NO ?? 486 00:32:50,768 --> 00:32:53,271 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT ?? 487 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:57,275 ?? DEFINITELY NOT A TOY ???? 488 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,285 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, MR. BRATT. 489 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:13,291 WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, MR. BRATT. 490 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:19,297 IT'S THE COMPANY RULE, MR. BRATT. 491 00:33:20,798 --> 00:33:22,800 [ Typewriter Keys Tapping ] 492 00:33:27,805 --> 00:33:32,810 ???? 493 00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:39,317 ?? ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT A TOY 494 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:41,819 ?? NO, MY BOY NOT A TOY ?? 495 00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:45,323 ?? SO DO NOT GO JUMPING FOR JOY ?? 496 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:48,326 ?? BOY, A SECRETARY IS NOT ? ? [ Typewriter Bells Ding ] 497 00:33:48,326 --> 00:33:50,328 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT ?? [ Ding ] 498 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:54,832 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT ?? ?? A TOY ?? 499 00:33:59,337 --> 00:34:04,342 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT TO BE USED FOR PLAY THERAPY ?? 500 00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:08,346 ?? BE GOOD TO THE GIRL YOU EMPLOY, BOY ?? 501 00:34:08,846 --> 00:34:10,848 ?? REMEMBER NO MATTER WHAT ?? 502 00:34:10,848 --> 00:34:12,850 ? ?? NEUROTIC TROUBLE YOU'VE GOT ? 503 00:34:12,850 --> 00:34:17,355 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT A TOY ?? 504 00:34:17,355 --> 00:34:34,372 ???? 505 00:34:34,372 --> 00:34:37,375 ???? [ Whistling ] 506 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:50,388 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT A TOY ?? 507 00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:55,893 ? ?? AND WHEN YOU PUT HER TO USE ? 508 00:34:56,394 --> 00:34:58,896 ?? OBSERVE WHEN YOU PUT HER ?? 509 00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:01,899 ?? TO USE ?? 510 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,903 ?? THAT YOU DON'T FIND THE NAME LIONEL ?? 511 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:08,406 ?? ON HER CABOOSE ?? 512 00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,912 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT A THING ?? 513 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,914 ?? WOUND BY KEY PULLED BY STRING ?? 514 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,417 ?? HER PAD IS TO WRITE IN ?? 515 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,419 ?? AND NOT SPEND THE NIGHT IN ?? 516 00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:26,924 ?? IF THAT'S WHAT YOU PLAN TO ENJOY ?? 517 00:35:26,924 --> 00:35:28,926 ?? NO ?? 518 00:35:28,926 --> 00:35:32,430 ???? 519 00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,432 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT ?? 520 00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,434 ?? IS DEFINITELY NOT ?? 521 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:40,438 ?? EMPLOYED TO DO A GAVOTTE OR YOU-KNOW-WHAT ?? 522 00:35:40,438 --> 00:35:42,940 ? ?? BEFORE YOU JUMP FOR JOY ? 523 00:35:43,441 --> 00:35:45,443 ?? REMEMBER THIS, MY BOY ?? 524 00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:49,447 ???? 525 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:51,949 ?? A SECRETARY IS NOT ?? 526 00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:55,453 ?? A TINKERTOY ???? 527 00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:06,964 [ Bell Dinging ] 528 00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:09,467 [ Chattering ] 529 00:36:09,467 --> 00:36:13,971 MISS JONES, BE SURE THAT I CALL KIMBALL IN OUR TEXAS OFFICE MONDAY MORNING. 530 00:36:13,971 --> 00:36:16,974 PUSH THAT BOARD MEETING UP TO 10:00. AND DID YOU CALL MRS. BIGGLEY... 531 00:36:16,974 --> 00:36:18,976 AND TELL HER I WOULDN'T BE HOME FOR DINNER ? YES, SIR. 532 00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,979 INCIDENTALLY, YOU LEFT YOUR GOLF CLUBS IN THE OFFICE. TOMORROW'S SATURDAY. 533 00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:23,981 REMEMBER YOU'RE PLAYING GOLF WITH THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 534 00:36:23,981 --> 00:36:27,985 YES. I'M STAYING IN TOWN. I'LL COME DOWN TO THE OFFICE AND PICK UP THE CLUBS. 535 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,988 YOU ASKED TO BE REMINDED ABOUT YOUR COLLEGE ALUMNI ASSOCIATION. 536 00:36:30,988 --> 00:36:33,991 SEND THEM THAT SAME CHECK. I GET A KICK OUT OF THINKING OF THEIR FACES... 537 00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:38,496 WHEN THEY GET THAT FAT CHECK FROM OLD LEAST-LIKELY- TO-SUCCEED. 538 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:41,999 J.B., THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU. YOUR WIFE. 539 00:36:41,999 --> 00:36:44,001 MY WIFE. DAMN IT. I'LL TAKE THE CALL IN YOUR OFFICE. 540 00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:46,003 THAT'S ALL, MISS JONES. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND. 541 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,506 THANK YOU. SAME TO YOU, SIR. HI, MISS JONES. 542 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:52,009 HELLO, PONTY. HOW'S THE YOUNG JUNIOR EXECUTIVE ? 543 00:36:52,009 --> 00:36:56,013 JUST FINE. THANKS TO THE HELPFUL ADVICE THAT I'VE BEEN GETTING FROM YOU. 544 00:36:56,013 --> 00:36:58,516 GLAD OUR LITTLE TALKS HAVE PROVED VALUABLE. THEY SURE HAVE. 545 00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:01,018 BY THE WAY, GOOD LUCK TONIGHT AT THE BOWLING TOURNAMENT. 546 00:37:01,018 --> 00:37:04,522 I HEAR YOU'RE THE BEST BOWLER ON THE COMPANY TEAM. 547 00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:09,026 HOW SWEET OF YOU TO BE INTERESTED IN A LITTLE THING LIKE THAT. 548 00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:13,531 OH, WELL, I'M FASCINATED BY THE HOBBIES OF PEOPLE THAT I LIKE. 549 00:37:13,531 --> 00:37:15,533 WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH US BOWL TONIGHT ? 550 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,536 I'D LOVE THAT, BUT I SHOULD GET TO BED EARLY. 551 00:37:18,536 --> 00:37:21,038 SEE, I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. ON SATURDAY ? 552 00:37:21,038 --> 00:37:25,042 YES. PONTY, YOU'RE A VERY UNUSUAL BOY. 553 00:37:25,042 --> 00:37:28,045 YOU'LL GO FAR. MISS JONES, THAT MEANS A LOT, YOUR SAYING THAT. 554 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:32,550 YOU'RE MR. BIGGLEY'S SECRETARY. HE'S THE MAN THAT I MOST WANT TO EMULATE. 555 00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:35,052 HE'S SO CAPABLE, AND HE'S THOUGHTFUL. 556 00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:39,557 I HEARD HIM REMEMBERING TO SEND A CHECK TO HIS OLD SCHOOL AND ALL. 557 00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:42,059 HARVARD, ISN'T IT ? HARVARD ? 558 00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:45,062 DON'T EVER LET J.B. HEAR YOU SAY THAT. HE'S A GROUNDHOG. 559 00:37:47,565 --> 00:37:50,067 BUT WHERE'D HE GO TO COLLEGE ? OLD IVY. 560 00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:52,069 OLD IVY. THEY'RE THE GROUNDHOGS. 561 00:37:52,069 --> 00:37:55,072 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. SEE YOU MONDAY. GROUNDHOGS. 562 00:37:55,072 --> 00:37:57,575 WITH PIN CURLS. I CAN'T BELIEVE HER ! 563 00:37:58,075 --> 00:38:00,077 HELLO, STRANGER. 564 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,079 OH, HI, ROSEMARY. HI, PONTY. 565 00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:04,081 HELLO, PONTY. 566 00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:06,584 LOOK, I WAS-- GOOD NIGHT, ROSEMARY. 567 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:08,586 OH. SEE YA MONDAY. 568 00:38:12,089 --> 00:38:15,593 IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, HASN'T IT ? IT SURE HAS. 569 00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:20,097 HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF YOU SINCE YOU GOT YOUR NEW JOB. 570 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:24,101 OH, YES. WELL, I'VE BEEN PUNCHING PRETTY HARD. 571 00:38:24,101 --> 00:38:27,605 IT'S A NEW JOB AND ALL. NEW PEOPLE TO MEET. 572 00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:30,107 [ Laughs ] LISTEN-- GOOD NIGHT, ROSEMARY. 573 00:38:30,107 --> 00:38:32,610 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 574 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:35,613 MY ! IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. 575 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,615 OH ! REALLY LONG. 576 00:38:37,615 --> 00:38:40,117 IT HAS BEEN A LONG ONE. 577 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,119 SAY, ROSEMARY. YES ? 578 00:38:42,119 --> 00:38:45,122 WHERE ARE YOU HAVING DINNER TONIGHT ? 579 00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:47,625 OH. I DON'T KNOW. 580 00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:49,627 THAT DEPENDS. ON WHAT ? 581 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:52,129 ON WHERE I'M HAVING DINNER. 582 00:38:52,129 --> 00:38:54,632 OH. [ Muttering ] OH, NO. 583 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:06,143 ?? WELL, HERE IT IS 5:00 P.M. ?? 584 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:09,647 ?? THE FINISH OF A LONG DAY'S WORK ?? 585 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:13,651 ?? AND THERE THEY ARE BOTH OF THEM ?? 586 00:39:13,651 --> 00:39:17,655 ?? THE SECRETARY AND THE CLERK ?? 587 00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:21,659 ?? ?? NOT VERY WELL ACQUAINTED 588 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:25,162 ?? NOT VERY MUCH TO SAY ?? 589 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:28,666 ?? BUT I CAN HEAR THOSE TWO LITTLE MINDS ?? 590 00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:32,169 ?? TICKIN' AWAY ?? 591 00:39:32,169 --> 00:39:34,672 ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? 592 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:38,175 ?? I WONDER IF WE TAKE THE SAME BUS ?? 593 00:39:39,677 --> 00:39:41,679 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? 594 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:45,182 ?? THERE COULD BE QUITE A THING BETWEEN US ?? 595 00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:50,187 ? ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? ?? HE REALLY IS A DEAR ? 596 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:53,691 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? ?? BUT WHAT OF MY CAREER ?? 597 00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:55,693 ?? THEN SHE SAYS ?? [ Yawn ] 598 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:58,696 ?? AND HE SAYS ?? UH-- 599 00:39:58,696 --> 00:40:00,698 ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 600 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:06,704 ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 601 00:40:10,207 --> 00:40:15,212 ? ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? ?? I WISH THAT HE WERE MORE OF A FLIRT ? 602 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:22,219 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? ?? I GUESS A LITTLE FLIRTING WON'T HURT ?? 603 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:27,725 ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? ?? FOR DINNER WE COULD MEET ?? 604 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:31,228 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? ?? WE BOTH HAVE GOTTA EAT ?? 605 00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,230 ?? THEN SHE SAYS ?? [ Sneezes ] 606 00:40:33,230 --> 00:40:35,733 ?? AND HE SAYS ?? GESUNDHEIT. THANK YOU. 607 00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,236 ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 608 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:44,742 ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 609 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:50,748 HEY ! ?? THERE'S A YUMMY FRIDAY SPECIAL AT STOUFFER'S ?? 610 00:40:50,748 --> 00:40:53,751 ?? IT'S $1.90 VEGETABLE PLATE ?? 611 00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:56,754 ?? AND AT THE BOTTOM OF THE AD ?? 612 00:40:56,754 --> 00:41:01,258 ?? NOT BAD SERVICE FOR TWO THREE FIFTY-EIGHT ?? 613 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:06,263 ?? TO MAKE A BARGAIN MAKE A DATE ?? 614 00:41:06,263 --> 00:41:08,265 WONDERFUL. IT'S FATE. 615 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:10,768 ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? 616 00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:14,271 ?? WHAT FEMALE KIND OF TRAP COULD I SPRING ?? 617 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,775 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? 618 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:21,278 ?? I MIGHT AS WELL FORGET THE WHOLE THING ?? 619 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:26,283 ?? NOW SHE'S THINKING ?? ?? SUPPOSE I TAKE HIS ARM ?? 620 00:41:26,784 --> 00:41:29,787 ?? AND HE'S THINKING ?? ?? WELL, REALLY WHAT'S THE HARM ?? 621 00:41:29,787 --> 00:41:31,789 ?? THEN SHE SAYS ?? YA HUNGRY ? 622 00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:33,791 ?? AND HE SAYS ?? 623 00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:37,294 YEAH. YEAH ! YEAH ! 624 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:39,797 ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 625 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:43,300 ? ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG ? 626 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:46,303 ?? BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 627 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:50,307 ? ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG ? 628 00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:54,812 ?? BEEN A LONG DAY ???? 629 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,321 J.B. ! BLITHERING, BLATHERING ! YOU'VE BEEN CALLING YOUR MOTHER. 630 00:42:04,321 --> 00:42:08,325 SHE WANTS YOU PROMOTED. WHY NOT ? OTHER PEOPLE ARE BEING PROMOTED. 631 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:11,328 I TOLD YOUR AUNT-- OH, THERE YOU-- 632 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:15,332 GOOD EVENING, MR. BIGGLEY. GOOD EVENING, MISS LaRUE. 633 00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:19,336 UNCLE JASPER, I WANT-- I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT AROUND HERE. 634 00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:21,338 HAVEN'T YOU SOMETHING TO DO ? 635 00:42:21,338 --> 00:42:25,342 I WAS JUST GONNA GET MY HAT AND GO HOME. GOOD. DO IT ! 636 00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:29,346 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR NEW JOB, MISS LaRUE ? IT'S A BIG FAT NOTHING. 637 00:42:29,346 --> 00:42:33,350 DON'T TALK LIKE THAT HERE ! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HELP ME BE A BIG BUSINESS WOMAN... 638 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:36,353 LIKE HELENA RUBENSTEIN OR FANNIE FARMER. 639 00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:40,357 SO WHAT HAPPENS ? I'M STUCK IN THE LOUSY STENOGRAPHIC POOL... 640 00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,359 WITH NO ONE TO FISH ME THE HELL OUT. 641 00:42:42,359 --> 00:42:44,862 BUT ANGEL, THESE THINGS TAKE TIME. YOU HAVE TO LEARN-- 642 00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:47,364 YES, MISS LaRUE, IN A LARGE OPERATION LIKE WORLD WIDE WICKETS, 643 00:42:47,865 --> 00:42:50,367 THERE ARE MULTIPLE FACETS WHICH ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE SCHEME OF THINGS. 644 00:42:50,868 --> 00:42:55,372 I GAVE UP A WONDERFUL JOB. HEAD CIGARETTE GIRL AT THE COPA. 645 00:42:55,372 --> 00:42:58,876 I THOUGHT YOU HATED ALL THOSE MEN STARING AT YOU, MAKING ADVANCES. 646 00:42:58,876 --> 00:43:01,879 WELL, IT'S NO DIFFERENT HERE IN BIG BUSINESS. 647 00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:05,883 AT LEAST AT THE COPA, WHEN I GOT PINCHED, I GOT TIPPED. 648 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:10,387 AROUND HERE, A GIRL CAN'T EVEN BEND DOWN TO PICK UP A PENCIL WITH CONFIDENCE. 649 00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:13,390 YOU MEAN SOMEBODY'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU ? WHO ? JUST LET ME KNOW WHO HE IS-- 650 00:43:13,891 --> 00:43:17,394 YES ! MISS LaRUE, IN A LARGE OPERATION LIKE WORLD WIDE FACETS THERE ARE MULTIPLE WICKETS-- 651 00:43:17,394 --> 00:43:19,897 WHO PINCHED YOU ? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. LOOK. 652 00:43:20,397 --> 00:43:24,902 YOU DID NOT KEEP YOUR PART OF MY BARGAIN. BUT DARLING, I MEANT EVERY WORD. 653 00:43:24,902 --> 00:43:28,405 TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL MEET YOU AT YOUR PLACE IN TEN MINUTES. WE'LL TALK EVERYTHING OVER. 654 00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:30,407 NO. BUT ANGEL-- 655 00:43:30,407 --> 00:43:32,409 YES, MISS LaRUE, IN A LARGE OPERATION-- 656 00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:44,922 WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME ? I'M WAITING FOR THE ELEVATOR. 657 00:43:44,922 --> 00:43:47,424 WHY DON'T YOU WALK DOWN ? IT'S 30 FLOORS. 658 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:50,928 WHY DON'T YOU JUMP ? [ Giggles ] OH, J.B. 659 00:43:52,429 --> 00:43:55,432 A VERY ATTRACTIVE GIRL, MISS LaRUE. YES, SHE IS. 660 00:43:55,432 --> 00:43:58,936 I WAS JUST TRYING TO PUT HER AT EASE. SHE'S A VERY SHY PERSON. 661 00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:01,939 YES. WELL, YOU JUST GO AHEAD, J.B. 662 00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:04,441 I'M MEETING MOTHER FOR DINNER. 663 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:06,944 MOTHER JUST LOVES HAVING DINNER WITH ME. 664 00:44:06,944 --> 00:44:10,948 I TELL HER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS ALL DAY AT THE OFFICE. 665 00:44:17,955 --> 00:44:19,957 ?? NOW HE'S THINKING ?? 666 00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:23,460 ?? THE KID COULD REALLY PUT ME THROUGH HELL ?? 667 00:44:25,462 --> 00:44:27,464 ?? AND SHE'S THINKING ?? 668 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,467 ?? THE KID COULD EVEN NAME THE HOTEL ?? 669 00:44:32,469 --> 00:44:36,473 ? ?? NOW HE'S THINKING ?? ?? I WONDER IF HE'D DARE ? 670 00:44:36,473 --> 00:44:39,977 ?? AND SHE'S THINKING ?? ?? THERE'S BLACKMAIL IN THE AIR ?? 671 00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:41,979 ?? AND HE SAYS ?? IT'S A HOLDUP. 672 00:44:41,979 --> 00:44:43,981 ?? AND SHE SAYS ?? DOWN ! 673 00:44:43,981 --> 00:44:47,484 WAIT A MINUTE. OKAY, YOU'RE PROMOTED. 674 00:44:47,484 --> 00:44:51,488 ? ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG ? 675 00:44:51,488 --> 00:44:54,992 ?? BEEN A LONG DAY ?? 676 00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:58,996 ? ?? WELL, IT'S BEEN A LONG BEEN A LONG, BEEN A LONG ? 677 00:44:58,996 --> 00:45:04,001 ?? BEEN A LONG DAY ???? HAH ! 678 00:45:11,008 --> 00:45:13,010 REALLY, I MEAN IT. 679 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:16,013 YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THIS. THIS IS MY OLDER SISTER, BERNICE. 680 00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:19,516 THE ONE THAT GOT MARRIED AT 17. AND THAT'S SAM AND THE SEVEN CHILDREN. 681 00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:21,518 YES. PRETTY. SEVEN ! 682 00:45:21,518 --> 00:45:23,020 TOO MANY ? I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 683 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,022 NOT ENOUGH ? NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING-- 684 00:45:25,022 --> 00:45:30,027 YOU DON'T LIKE CHILDREN. ACTUALLY, I COME FROM A RATHER LARGE FAMILY MYSELF. 685 00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:32,029 I KNOW. SIX. 686 00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:35,532 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT ? 687 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:39,536 SMITTY HAD YOUR PERSONNEL FILE OUT, AND, UH, SHE WAS JUST CHECKING OFF A FEW-- 688 00:45:39,536 --> 00:45:41,538 MAYBE WE BETTER ORDER. HUH ? 689 00:45:41,538 --> 00:45:44,541 MAYBE WE BETTER ORDER. 690 00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,543 OKAY. 691 00:45:46,543 --> 00:45:50,047 ACTUALLY, IT'S INCUMBENT ON BIG CORPORATIONS TO FIND BRIGHT, YOUNG MEN. 692 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:53,550 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT IT'S VERY DIFFICULT, BECAUSE ONCE-- 693 00:45:54,051 --> 00:45:56,053 HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE VEGETABLES ? WELL, IT'S DELICIOUS. 694 00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:59,056 I DO MY CARROTS IN A BOUILLON WITH JUST A DOLLOP OF WORCESTERSHIRE. 695 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:03,560 DOLLOP ? JUST GREAT. I WOULD REALLY LOVE YOU TO HAVE IT SOMETIME. 696 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:07,064 WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT ? BEFORE THE DOLLOP. 697 00:46:09,066 --> 00:46:13,070 YOU TAKE THE AVERAGE YOUNG PERSON TODAY. THE TROUBLE IS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR... 698 00:46:13,070 --> 00:46:17,574 INSTANT POETRY, INSTANT PSYCHOANALYSIS, INSTANT MASHED POTATOES... 699 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:20,577 AND INSTANT OLD-FASHIONED LOVE. 700 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,580 I MEAN, THEY DON'T REALIZE THAT IT TAKES-- 701 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:26,583 TAKES, UH, TIME TO ESTABLISH A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP. 702 00:46:27,084 --> 00:46:31,088 DON'T YOU AGREE ? WELL, NO. I AGREE WITH SOME OF THAT, ROSEMARY. 703 00:46:31,088 --> 00:46:34,591 BUT IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS, I-- I SEE NO REASON... 704 00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:39,596 WHY A PERSON HAS TO WAIT YEARS TO BECOME A SUCCESS. 705 00:46:39,596 --> 00:46:44,601 I DON'T KNOW. IN THE WORLD OF BUSINESS WHERE OLDER AND MORE SOPHISTICATED-- 706 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:47,604 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? THIS IS WHERE I LIVE. 707 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:51,108 OH ! I'VE GOT MY KEY IN HERE SOMEPLACE. 708 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:53,110 HERE YOU GO. 709 00:46:55,612 --> 00:46:57,614 THERE. THANK YOU. 710 00:46:57,614 --> 00:47:01,618 OH, YOU BETTER GIVE ME THOSE. THAT HAS THE KEY TO MY DESK, AND I LOST IT TWICE... 711 00:47:01,618 --> 00:47:06,123 ...IN THE LAST-- OH, HERE, HERE. LET ME. LET ME GET THOSE. 712 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:12,129 THANK YOU. I LOVE TO CURL UP IN BED WITH A GOOD MAGAZINE. DON'T YOU ? 713 00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:14,131 ROSEMARY, THIS IS THE DARNDEST THING ! 714 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:17,634 YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL THAT I'VE MET THAT I-- THAT I FEEL I CAN TRUST. 715 00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:21,138 ANYONE WHO CAN CURL UP IN BED WITHFORTUNEANDBUSINESS WEEK-- 716 00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:23,140 WELL, THAT'S SUBSTANCE. THANK YOU. 717 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:27,144 LISTEN, I WANNA-- HERE. I WANNA THANK YOU FOR A VERY STIMULATING EVENING. 718 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:32,649 I DON'T KNOW. I'VE BEEN ENJOYING MYSELF SO MUCH THAT I FORGOT THAT I WAS DEPRESSED. 719 00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:37,654 DEPRESSED ABOUT WHAT ? I'VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD, TRYING TO DO MY BEST, 720 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:39,656 AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN OFFICE YET. 721 00:47:40,157 --> 00:47:42,659 [ Chuckles ] YOU'VE ONLY BEEN WORKING THERE TWO DAYS. 722 00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:44,661 YES, BUT... 723 00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:48,165 I FEEL I'M NEVER GONNA GET ANY PLACE. 724 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:52,169 SOME MEN SPEND YEARS TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WHAT YOU'VE JUST DONE IN TWO DAYS. 725 00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:55,172 YES, BUT I'M 27 YEARS OLD, 726 00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:58,175 AND I'M ONLY A JUNIOR EXECUTIVE. 727 00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:01,678 I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER. YOU'VE GOT A WONDERFUL CAREER AHEAD OF YOU. 728 00:48:01,678 --> 00:48:04,181 [ Moans ] OH, NO. 729 00:48:04,681 --> 00:48:06,183 I'VE LOST THE VISION. 730 00:48:08,185 --> 00:48:10,687 WELL, I HAVEN'T. NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME, 731 00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:13,690 J. PIERREPONT FINCH. 732 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:16,693 ?? YOU HAVE ?? 733 00:48:16,693 --> 00:48:20,197 ?? THE COOL ?? 734 00:48:20,697 --> 00:48:23,700 ?? CLEAR EYES ?? 735 00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:28,705 ?? OF A SEEKER OF WISDOM AND TRUTH ?? 736 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:36,713 ?? YET THERE'S THAT UPTURNED CHIN ?? 737 00:48:36,713 --> 00:48:42,719 ?? AND THE GRIN OF IMPETUOUS YOUTH ?? 738 00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:51,228 ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 739 00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:56,233 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 740 00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:02,239 ?? I HEAR THE SOUND ?? 741 00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:06,243 ?? OF GOOD SOLID JUDGEMENT ?? 742 00:49:06,243 --> 00:49:09,746 ?? WHENEVER YOU TALK ?? 743 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:16,253 ?? YET THERE'S THE BOLD, BRAVE ?? 744 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:21,258 ?? SPRING OF A TIGER THAT QUICKENS YOUR WALK ?? 745 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:28,765 ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 746 00:49:29,766 --> 00:49:35,272 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 747 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:40,777 ?? AND WHEN MY FAITH IN MY FELLOW MAN ?? 748 00:49:40,777 --> 00:49:46,283 ?? ALL BUT FALLS APART ?? 749 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:51,288 ?? I'VE BUT TO FEEL YOUR HAND GRASPING MINE ?? 750 00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:55,292 ?? AND I TAKE HEART ?? 751 00:49:57,294 --> 00:50:03,300 ?? I TAKE HEART ?? 752 00:50:04,301 --> 00:50:06,803 ?? TO SEE ?? 753 00:50:06,803 --> 00:50:12,309 ?? THE COOL, CLEAR EYES ?? 754 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:16,813 ?? OF A SEEKER OF WISDOM AND TRUTH ?? 755 00:50:18,815 --> 00:50:23,320 ?? YET WITH THE SLAM-BANG TANG ?? 756 00:50:23,820 --> 00:50:28,325 ?? REMINISCENT OF GIN AND VERMOUTH ?? 757 00:50:30,327 --> 00:50:36,333 ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 758 00:50:37,334 --> 00:50:47,344 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ???? 759 00:50:57,854 --> 00:51:00,857 ROSEMARY. YES ? 760 00:51:00,857 --> 00:51:03,860 YOU'VE GIVEN ME A GREAT IDEA. 761 00:51:05,862 --> 00:51:08,365 GOOD NIGHT, ROSEMARY. I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY AT THE OFFICE. 762 00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:11,868 [ Door Closes ] UH, GOOD NIGHT. 763 00:52:27,611 --> 00:52:29,613 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 764 00:52:33,617 --> 00:52:35,619 [ Snoring ] 765 00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:46,129 GOOD MORNING ! 766 00:52:47,631 --> 00:52:50,133 OH. OH, MY GOSH. 767 00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:54,137 IS IT MORNING ALREADY, SIR ? GOOD HEAVENS, HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING ALL NIGHT ? 768 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:57,641 YES. I-- I JUST, UH-- I HAD SOME WORK I HAD TO FINISH UP. 769 00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:59,643 I SHOULDN'T BE HERE MUCH LONGER, SIR. 770 00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:03,146 BY GEORGE, YOUR NAME ESCAPES ME. FINCH. F-I-N-C-H. 771 00:53:03,146 --> 00:53:06,149 OH, YES. I'VE BEEN HEARING GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU FROM MY SCOUTS. 772 00:53:06,149 --> 00:53:10,153 OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SIR. GOOD TO SEE A MAN CARRYING A BALL. MAKES ME FEEL GUILTY. 773 00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:14,658 I JUST CAME IN TO PICK UP MY GOLF CLUBS. HAVE TO PLAY WITH OLD WALLY WOMPER. 774 00:53:14,658 --> 00:53:17,661 HE'S CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD, YOU KNOW. I SUPPOSE WE ALL... 775 00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:19,663 HAVE TO DO THAT SORT OF THING ONCE IN A WHILE. 776 00:53:19,663 --> 00:53:22,165 I'LL JUST GET THOSE CLUBS. RIGHT, SIR. 777 00:53:22,165 --> 00:53:24,167 ???? [ Humming ] 778 00:53:25,669 --> 00:53:28,171 ???? [ Continues ] 779 00:53:30,173 --> 00:53:32,676 WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE HUMMING ? HMM ? 780 00:53:33,677 --> 00:53:37,180 I-- I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT I WAS HUMMING, SIR. 781 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:40,684 YOU WERE HUMMING THE OLD IVY FIGHT SONG. 782 00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:42,686 DID YOU GO THERE ? WERE YOU A GROUNDHOG ? OH, WELL-- 783 00:53:42,686 --> 00:53:45,689 SAY IT. OUT WITH IT ! YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED OF OLD IVY, ARE YOU ? 784 00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:49,192 NO, SIR ! NOT A BIT ! THAT'S THE GROUNDHOG SPIRIT. 785 00:53:49,192 --> 00:53:51,695 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE OLD IVY ! WHAT YEAR ? 786 00:53:51,695 --> 00:53:55,198 WHAT ? UH-- WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE ? 787 00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:59,202 OH, I'M SORRY, SIR. I-- I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE BIG GAME TODAY. 788 00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:02,205 I'M SORRY I HAVE TO MISS IT, BUT, UH-- WE'RE PLAYING THE CHIPMUNKS. 789 00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:06,209 YES. I CAN'T MAKE IT EITHER. I HOPE THOSE DAMNED CHIPMUNKS DON'T GIVE US TOO MUCH TROUBLE. 790 00:54:06,209 --> 00:54:10,714 NO, I THINK WE'LL TAKE 'EM, SIR. CHARNOWSKY'S KNEE, YOU KNOW, IS-- 791 00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:14,718 IT'S MUCH BETTER. YES, WITH CHARNOWSKY BACK, THE TEAM'S MORALE SHOULD PICK UP. 792 00:54:14,718 --> 00:54:16,720 HE'S THE DIRTIEST PLAYER WE'VE GOT. 793 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,222 YES. AND EVEN THOUGH WE'RE NOT THERE IN PERSON, WELL, 794 00:54:19,222 --> 00:54:22,225 WE'LL BE ROOTING FOR 'EM, RIGHT ? RIGHT ! 795 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:25,228 GROUNDHOG. GROUNDHOG. 796 00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:32,235 ?? STAND, OLD IVY ?? 797 00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:34,738 ?? STAND FIRM AND STRONG ?? 798 00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:39,242 ?? GRAND OLD IVY ?? 799 00:54:39,242 --> 00:54:42,746 ?? HEAR THE CHEERING THRONG ?? 800 00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:46,249 ?? STAND, OLD IVY ?? 801 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:49,753 ?? AND NEVER YIELD ?? 802 00:54:50,253 --> 00:54:52,756 ?? RIP, RIP, RIP ?? 803 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:56,760 ?? THE CHIPMUNK OFF THE FIELD ?? 804 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:59,262 ?? WHEN YOU FALL ON THE BALL ?? 805 00:54:59,262 --> 00:55:02,766 ?? WHEN YOU'RE DOWN THERE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HEAP ?? ?? THE BOTTOM OF THE HEAP ?? 806 00:55:02,766 --> 00:55:06,269 ?? WHERE THE MUD IS, OH SO VERY, VERY DEEP ?? ?? THE CRUDDY, MUDDY DEEP ?? 807 00:55:06,770 --> 00:55:09,773 ?? DON'T FORGET, BOYS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL US ?? 808 00:55:10,273 --> 00:55:14,277 ?? THEY CALL US GROUNDHOG GROUNDHOG ?? 809 00:55:14,277 --> 00:55:18,281 ?? ?? STAND, OLD IVY ?? ?? GROUNDHOG, GROUNDHOG 810 00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:21,284 ?? STAND FIRM AND STRONG ?? ?? RIP, RIP THE CHIPMUNK ?? 811 00:55:21,284 --> 00:55:25,789 ?? GRAND OLD IVY ?? 812 00:55:25,789 --> 00:55:29,292 ?? ?? HEAR THE CHEERING THRONG 813 00:55:29,292 --> 00:55:32,295 ?? STAND, OLD IVY ?? ?? GROUNDHOG, GROUNDHOG ?? 814 00:55:32,295 --> 00:55:36,299 ?? GOD BLESS YOU ?? ?? AND NEVER YIELD ?? 815 00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:39,803 ?? RIP, RIP RIP THE CHIPMUNK ?? 816 00:55:40,303 --> 00:55:43,306 ?? OFF THE FIELD ???? 817 00:55:44,307 --> 00:55:48,311 OH ! 818 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:50,814 OH, I-- I ENJOYED THAT, SIR. 819 00:55:51,314 --> 00:55:54,317 SO DID I. I'LL GO ALONG AND GET MY CLUBS. OH, YES. YES, SIR. 820 00:56:06,329 --> 00:56:08,331 GOOD-BYE, FINCH. HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR. 821 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:13,336 [ Softly ] TWENTY-FIVE, TWENTY-SIX, TWENTY-SEVEN, 822 00:56:13,336 --> 00:56:15,338 TWENTY-EIGHT-- WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DOING ? 823 00:56:15,338 --> 00:56:19,342 I'M SORRY, SIR. I JUST WANT TO, YOU KNOW, FINISH THIS ROW. 824 00:56:19,342 --> 00:56:22,345 I GUESS THIS LOOKS PRETTY SILLY, BUT, 825 00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:25,849 WELL, I FIND THAT KNITTING HELPS ME THINK MORE CLEARLY. 826 00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:28,351 WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED ! YES ? 827 00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:30,854 [ Softly ] TWENTY-NINE, THIRTY. 828 00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:32,856 I KNIT TOO ! YOU KNIT ? YOU DO ? 829 00:56:32,856 --> 00:56:35,859 YES, I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. I FIND IT'S GOOD FOR MY NERVES. 830 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:38,862 WHAT'S THIS GOING TO BE ? OH, YES. WELL, I THOUGHT I'D-- 831 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:41,364 UH, WHAT'S IT-- WELL, I THOUGHT I'D MAKE A, UH-- 832 00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:45,869 [ Stuttering ] A BIRDCAGE COVER. 833 00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,871 A BIRDCAGE COVER ? YES, BIRDCAGE COVER. 834 00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:50,373 NEVER MADE ONE OF THOSE, BUT HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ? OH, MY GOODNESS. 835 00:56:50,373 --> 00:56:53,877 THAT IS GORGEOUS. REALLY IS BEAUTIFUL. DID IT ALL MYSELF ! 836 00:56:53,877 --> 00:56:56,880 MADE THE COVERS FOR THE GOLF CLUBS. POM-POM STITCH ! 837 00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,882 WHAT WORK. THAT'S LOVELY. 838 00:56:58,882 --> 00:57:01,885 OH, GOSH. YOU KNOW, MR. BIGGLEY, I DON'T-- 839 00:57:01,885 --> 00:57:06,389 YOU KNOW, AH-- I FEEL SORRY FOR MEN WHO DON'T KNIT. 840 00:57:06,389 --> 00:57:08,391 THEY LEAD EMPTY LIVES. 841 00:57:08,391 --> 00:57:10,894 I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK, FINK. 842 00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:13,897 [ Sighs ] NO, IT'S, "THINK, FINCH." 843 00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:16,399 THINK FINCH, THINK FINCH. WHERE ARE YOU HEADED FOR ? 844 00:57:16,399 --> 00:57:18,902 WHAT'S YOUR AMBITION IN THIS OUTFIT ? 845 00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:21,404 SMART FELLOW LIKE YOU MUST HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. SIR, I DON'T KNOW. 846 00:57:21,404 --> 00:57:23,907 I'D LIKE TO BE WHERE A MAN COULD GET HIS TEETH INTO SOMETHING. 847 00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:28,912 WHERE HE COULD, UH-- DO SOMETHING REAL, SOLID, YOU KNOW-- 848 00:57:29,412 --> 00:57:32,916 DOWN-TO-EARTH. I'D LIKE THE, UH, ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT. 849 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,918 YES ! ADVERTISING ? WOULDN'T DO FOR AN OLD SCHOOLMATE OF MINE. 850 00:57:35,418 --> 00:57:37,420 TOO ROUGH, TOO INSECURE. OH. 851 00:57:37,420 --> 00:57:41,424 WHY, WE'VE HAD 15 NEW ADVERTISING MANAGERS HERE IN THE PAST YEAR ALONE. 852 00:57:41,424 --> 00:57:44,427 THE POOR DEVILS DISAPPEAR AT THE RATE OF ONE A MONTH. WHY IS THAT ? 853 00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,429 I FIRE 'EM. BUT, SIR-- 854 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:50,433 IF YOU HAD A MAN WITH IDEAS-- IDEAS ? THAT'S WHAT I LOOK FOR. 855 00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:53,937 I KEEP HIRING A LOT OF FELLOWS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE BRILLIANT IDEAS, 856 00:57:53,937 --> 00:57:56,439 BUT NOT ONE OF THEM WILL EVER DO WHAT I TELL HIM. 857 00:57:56,940 --> 00:57:58,942 NO, SON, YOU STICK TO WHAT YOU ARE DOING. 858 00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:01,444 DAMN FINE DEPARTMENT ! BY THE WAY, WHERE ARE YOU ? WHERE AM I ? 859 00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:05,448 I'M-- WHERE AM I ? I'M-- WHAT IS-- IT'S MR. GATCH'S DEPARTMENT ! 860 00:58:05,448 --> 00:58:08,451 DAMN FINE MAN, GATCH. STICK WITH HIM, AND I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. 861 00:58:08,451 --> 00:58:11,454 THANK YOU, SIR. HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY ON THE LINKS, ALL RIGHT ? 862 00:58:11,454 --> 00:58:13,957 I HAVE TO FINISH THIS WORK BEFORE MIDNIGHT. MIDNIGHT ? 863 00:58:14,457 --> 00:58:16,459 THAT'S THE GROUNDHOG SPIRIT ! 864 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,963 ?? GROUNDHOG ?? ?? GROUNDHOG ?? 865 00:58:22,966 --> 00:58:26,469 ?? STAND, OLD IVY ?? 866 00:58:26,469 --> 00:58:29,973 ?? AND NEVER YIELD ?? 867 00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:32,475 ?? RIP, RIP, RIP ?? 868 00:58:32,976 --> 00:58:37,981 ?? THE CHIPMUNK OFF THE FIELD ???? 869 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,911 GOOD MORNING, SIR. GOOD MORNING, YOUNG MAN. HOW DO YOU FEEL ? 870 00:59:41,911 --> 00:59:44,914 WELL, A LITTLE FUZZY. BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. I'LL BE FINE. 871 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:46,916 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. WELL, THANK YOU. 872 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:52,922 ?? STAND, OLD IVY STAND FIRM AND STRONG ?? 873 00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:57,427 ???? [ Continues ] WHY DON'T WE HAVE LUNCH SOME DAY, FINCH ? 874 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,930 ?? OFF THE FIELD ???? 875 01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:04,434 GOOD MORNING, J.B. DAMN IT, BRATT. WHAT ARE WE RUNNING HERE, A SWEATSHOP ? 876 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:06,436 A SWEATSHOP ? WE'RE WORKING THAT BOY TOO HARD. 877 01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:08,938 WHO ? WHO ? FINCH. F-I-N-C-H. 878 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:10,940 OH, FINCH. I HAD NO-- POOR DEVIL WORKED HERE ALL WEEKEND. 879 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:12,942 ALL WEEKEND ? I OUGHT TO KNOW. I WAS WITH HIM, 880 01:00:12,942 --> 01:00:14,944 WORKING SIDE BY SIDE ! 881 01:00:14,944 --> 01:00:17,447 I HAD NO IDEA, SI-- THE LAD NEEDS HELP. AND FIRST OF ALL, 882 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:19,449 I WANT HIM TO HAVE AN OFFICE OF HIS OWN. AN OFFICE, SIR ? 883 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:21,451 HE DESERVES THE BEST YOU HAVE AVAILABLE. I'LL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY. 884 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:23,953 BUT NOTHING FANCY. DON'T WANT HIM GETTING IDEAS. NO, NO. 885 01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:26,456 [ Executives Chattering ] 886 01:00:37,450 --> 01:00:40,453 SO LONG, FELLAS. I'LL NEVER FORGET THIS JUNIOR EXECUTIVE POOL. 887 01:00:40,453 --> 01:00:44,457 I'VE SPENT SOME OF THE HAPPIEST MINUTES IN MY LIFE HERE. 888 01:00:44,457 --> 01:00:46,459 [ Junior Executives Grumbling ] 889 01:00:48,961 --> 01:00:51,464 WHERE'S MR. FINCH ? 890 01:01:00,473 --> 01:01:02,975 PONTY, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FIRST OFFICE, AND-- 891 01:01:03,476 --> 01:01:05,478 AND-- AND IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL ! 892 01:01:05,478 --> 01:01:07,480 OH, THANK YOU. [ Giggling ] HERE ! 893 01:01:07,480 --> 01:01:09,482 OH, THAT'S SWEET. HERE. OH, PLEASE. PLEASE. 894 01:01:09,982 --> 01:01:11,984 SIT. SIT. [ Chuckles ] WELL, THANK YOU. 895 01:01:11,984 --> 01:01:13,986 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? I MEAN IT'S-- IT'S-- 896 01:01:13,986 --> 01:01:17,490 IT'S NOT BAD CONSIDERING. I DID WANT MY NAME ON THE OFFICE DOOR, 897 01:01:17,490 --> 01:01:21,994 BUT I DECIDED NOT TO ASK, 'CAUSE THERE'S NO DOOR. 898 01:01:21,994 --> 01:01:24,997 [ Laughing ] WELL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL, AND IT'S YOURS. 899 01:01:24,997 --> 01:01:29,001 OH, YES. LISTEN, PONTY, I JUST CAME BY TO TELL YOU THAT... 900 01:01:29,001 --> 01:01:31,504 I HAD A REAL GOOD TIME THE OTHER NIGHT. 901 01:01:31,504 --> 01:01:33,506 OH, ME TOO. LISTEN, I-- [ Chuckles ] 902 01:01:34,006 --> 01:01:37,009 I ENJOYED THE CONVERSATION. 903 01:01:37,009 --> 01:01:40,012 I GUESS I TALK TOO MUCH. WELL, I LIKED IT. 904 01:01:40,513 --> 01:01:42,515 BUT JUST ONE THING, PONTY, SORT OF BOTHERS ME. WHAT ? 905 01:01:42,515 --> 01:01:46,018 ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LATER. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WHEN WE SAID GOOD NIGHT. 906 01:01:46,018 --> 01:01:49,021 I KNOW IT WAS OUR FIRST DATE, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET THE WRONG IMPRESSION, 907 01:01:49,021 --> 01:01:52,024 BUT WELL, 908 01:01:52,024 --> 01:01:56,028 I GUESS IT'S ONLY NATURAL FOR A FELLA TO TRY TO GET A LITTLE FRESH WITH A GIRL... 909 01:01:56,028 --> 01:01:58,030 AND MAKE A PASS AT HER. 910 01:01:58,531 --> 01:02:01,534 BUT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ! 911 01:02:02,034 --> 01:02:05,538 [ Clears Throat, Sighs ] 912 01:02:05,538 --> 01:02:08,541 WELL, I HAD TO GET UP EARLY-- 913 01:02:15,047 --> 01:02:17,550 SIR, UH, MISS-- 914 01:02:17,550 --> 01:02:20,553 I'M MISS LaRUE, HONEY. 915 01:02:20,553 --> 01:02:23,055 YES, WELL, I DON'T, UH-- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU ? 916 01:02:23,055 --> 01:02:27,560 A SECRETARY WAS ORDERED TO BE ASSIGNED TO YOU. 917 01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:29,562 I'M YOUR ASSIGNATION. 918 01:02:29,562 --> 01:02:33,065 [ Moans ] YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GETTING A SECRETARY. 919 01:02:33,065 --> 01:02:36,569 I JUST FOUND OUT MYSELF. I DON'T KNOW-- 920 01:02:36,569 --> 01:02:40,072 - ROSE-- - WELL, HAPPY DICTATION, PONTY. 921 01:02:40,573 --> 01:02:42,575 BYE. 922 01:02:44,076 --> 01:02:47,079 ROSE-- [ Chuckles Uneasily ] 923 01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:50,633 OH. [ Clears Throat ] 924 01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:53,136 UM-- [ Coughs ] 925 01:02:54,137 --> 01:02:57,640 UM-- [ Sighs ] 926 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,642 I DON'T KNOW. OH. 927 01:03:00,143 --> 01:03:02,145 W-WON'T YOU SIT DOWN, MISS LaRUE ? 928 01:03:02,145 --> 01:03:04,647 THANK YOU. YES. 929 01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:11,154 YES, NOW-- [ Coughing ] MISS LaRUE-- 930 01:03:11,154 --> 01:03:14,657 OH, JUST CALL ME HEDY. WELL, YES, BUT I THINK THAT PERHAPS, YOU KNOW, 931 01:03:14,657 --> 01:03:17,160 IN A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP-- YOU'RE CUTE. 932 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,162 EXCUSE ME A MOMENT. 933 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:22,165 [ Author's Voice ] CHOOSING A SECRETARY CAN BE FRAUGHT WITH PERIL. 934 01:03:22,165 --> 01:03:25,668 TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE YOUNG LADY WHO HAS BEEN ASSIGNED TO YOU. 935 01:03:31,174 --> 01:03:35,678 IF SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT YOU FEEL THINGS ARE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, 936 01:03:35,678 --> 01:03:37,680 BE VERY CAREFUL. 937 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:42,185 IT MAY BE THAT ONE OF THE BIG MEN IN THE COMPANY IS INTERESTED IN HER CAREER. 938 01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:46,689 THERE'S A SIMPLE TEST FOR THIS: CHECK ON HER SECRETARIAL SKILL. 939 01:03:46,689 --> 01:03:50,693 THE SMALLER HER ABILITIES, THE BIGGER HER PROTECTOR. 940 01:03:52,195 --> 01:03:54,197 [ Sighs ] YES. 941 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:02,205 UH, MISS LaRUE, LET'S TRY SOME DICTATION. TAKE A LETTER FOR ME. 942 01:04:02,205 --> 01:04:07,210 SHOOT. YES, UH, THIS IS TO MR. GATCH. 943 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:11,214 UH, "DEAR... MISTER... GATCH. 944 01:04:11,714 --> 01:04:14,717 UM-- 945 01:04:14,717 --> 01:04:17,720 [ Pencil Scratching ] 946 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:22,225 [ Scratching Continues ] 947 01:04:27,230 --> 01:04:29,232 "PURSUANT... 948 01:04:36,739 --> 01:04:40,243 TO OUR DISCUSSION OF--" WAIT A MINUTE. YOU TRYING TO CATCH A TRAIN ? 949 01:04:40,243 --> 01:04:43,246 MISS LA-- HEDY. WHAT-- 950 01:04:43,246 --> 01:04:45,248 WHAT ARE YOU TAKING THIS DOWN IN ? 951 01:04:45,248 --> 01:04:49,252 LONGHAND. IT'S SAFER. I MAKE UP FOR IT WHEN I TYPE. 952 01:04:49,252 --> 01:04:52,255 OH, I SEE. OH, YOU TYPE FAST, HUH ? LIKE A JACKRABBIT. 953 01:04:52,755 --> 01:04:54,757 TWELVE WORDS A MINUTE. 954 01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:56,759 MISS LaRUE. HEDY. TELL ME SOMETHING. I'D LIKE TO KNOW. 955 01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:59,762 WHAT-- NOW-- WHAT-- 956 01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:03,766 WAS YOUR LAST... POSITION ? 957 01:05:05,268 --> 01:05:06,769 HMM ? 958 01:05:07,270 --> 01:05:08,771 I WAS IN THE TOBACCO BUSINESS. IN THE TOBACCO BUSINESS. 959 01:05:09,272 --> 01:05:11,274 - BUT THEN MR. BIGGLEY... - MR. BIGGLEY ? 960 01:05:11,274 --> 01:05:15,278 WAS INTERESTED IN WICKETS, SO I MATRICULATED MYSELF INTO BUSINESS SCHOOLING. 961 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:18,281 WELL, HERE I AM. OH, YES, YOU ARE. YES, YES. 962 01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:22,285 GO AHEAD, DICTATE SOME MORE, I'M GONNA LIKE THIS JAZZ. MISS LaRUE. HEDY. 963 01:05:22,785 --> 01:05:25,288 LOOK, PUT THE LETTER ASIDE FOR A MOMENT. I WANT YOU TO DO ME A FAVOR. 964 01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:28,291 I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT JOB FOR YOU NOW. OH, GOOD ! 965 01:05:28,291 --> 01:05:31,294 I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS IN TO MR. GATCH. 966 01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:34,797 MR. GATCH. NOW, MR. GATCH, HE'S MY BOSS. 967 01:05:34,797 --> 01:05:37,800 Y-YEAH. WAIT A MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT... 968 01:05:38,301 --> 01:05:42,305 TO MR. GATCH HIMSELF, ALL RIGHT, HEDY ? 969 01:05:42,805 --> 01:05:44,807 DID YOU GET THAT ? FINE. 970 01:05:44,807 --> 01:05:47,310 H-HEDY ! 971 01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:53,316 - [ Chuckling ] PERSONALLY. - OKAY, CHARLIE. 972 01:05:58,821 --> 01:06:02,325 MR. GATCH. I'M MR. FINCH'S SECRETARY. 973 01:06:02,325 --> 01:06:04,327 HE ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU... 974 01:06:05,828 --> 01:06:08,331 THIS. 975 01:06:08,331 --> 01:06:11,334 [ Stuttering ] MISS ! MISS ! MISS, UH-- 976 01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:17,340 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT ? I'VE GOT A DATE WITH MY GENTLEMAN FRIEND. 977 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:19,842 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE IN THE BIG TIME NOW. 978 01:06:19,842 --> 01:06:22,345 DON'T FOOL AROUND WITH SMALL FRY. 979 01:06:25,348 --> 01:06:29,852 -[ Telephone Ringing ] - HELLO, MR. FINCH'S OFFICE. 980 01:06:29,852 --> 01:06:32,355 IT'S THE PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT. OH. 981 01:06:32,355 --> 01:06:34,857 HELLO. FINCH. N-NO, NO. 982 01:06:35,358 --> 01:06:38,861 I'M RUNNING EXECUTIVE PERSONNEL PLACEMENT DEPARTMENT NOW. 983 01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,365 OH, Y-YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO MR. GATCH ? 984 01:06:42,365 --> 01:06:45,368 WELL, UH-- NO, HE'S BEEN TRANSFERRED... 985 01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:48,371 TO ONE OF OUR-- OUR OUT-OF-TOWN OFFICES. 986 01:06:49,872 --> 01:06:51,874 VENEZUELA. 987 01:06:56,379 --> 01:07:00,883 [ Author's Voice ] VERY WELL. IT IS TIME TO LOOK TO YOUR NEXT STEP UP THE LADDER. 988 01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:02,885 THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STEP. 989 01:07:02,885 --> 01:07:06,889 WEIGH CAREFULLY THE NEXT POSITION YOU WANT TO OBTAIN. 990 01:07:06,889 --> 01:07:09,392 MISS KRUMHOLTZ, TAKE A MEMO FOR ME, PLEASE. 991 01:07:09,392 --> 01:07:11,394 YES, I WAS JUST STRAIGHTENING UP YOUR DESK. THAT'LL WAIT. 992 01:07:11,394 --> 01:07:13,896 THIS IS AN INTEROFFICE MEMO TO ALL DEPARTMENTS: "WE ARE REASSIGNING... 993 01:07:14,397 --> 01:07:18,401 "MR. J. PIERREPONT FINCH TO THE WORLD WIDE WICKET ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT. 994 01:07:18,401 --> 01:07:22,905 SIGNED, UH, MANAGER, EXECUTIVE PERSONNEL PLACEMENT." 995 01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:27,910 WHO THE HELL PUT THROUGH THIS ASSIGNMENT ? I DIDN'T ORDER ANY HELP. 996 01:07:27,910 --> 01:07:30,913 WHO ARE YOU, ANYWAY ? WELL, UH, FINCH, SIR. J. PIERREPONT FINCH. 997 01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:33,916 IAM THE ONE WHO DECIDES IF THIS DEPARTMENT NEEDS REPLACEMENT PERSONNEL. 998 01:07:34,417 --> 01:07:36,419 AND IF I NEED THEM, I PICK THEM. ME. PERSONALLY. 999 01:07:36,919 --> 01:07:40,423 SOME SILLY BOOB SENDS THROUGH A DAMN MEMO AND JUST DUMPS YOU IN MY LAP. 1000 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:42,425 WELL, NO, THANK YOU ! WATCH IT ! EXCUSE ME. 1001 01:07:42,425 --> 01:07:44,927 HI, ROSEMARY. WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING, MUSICAL OFFICES ? 1002 01:07:44,927 --> 01:07:47,930 LISTEN, I CAN'T EXPLAIN NOW, BUT I WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE LUNCH WITH YOU TODAY. 1003 01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:51,434 - FINCH ! ARE YOU LISTENING ? - YES, SIR, MR. OVINGTON. 1004 01:07:51,434 --> 01:07:54,437 I HEARD EVERY WORD, SIR. WHO THE HELL TRANSFERRED YOU INTO THIS DEPARTMENT ? 1005 01:07:54,437 --> 01:07:56,939 WELL, IT WAS THE MANAGER OF EXECUTIVE PERSONNEL PLACEMENT. 1006 01:07:56,939 --> 01:07:58,941 WHO IS HE ? WHAT'S HIS NAME ? NO ! HE-- 1007 01:07:58,941 --> 01:08:02,445 SIR, HE'S NOT THERE ANYMORE. HE'S BEEN, UH-- [ Whistles ] TRANSFERRED TO-- 1008 01:08:02,945 --> 01:08:04,447 DAMN SYSTEM. [ Slamming Down Phone ] 1009 01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:07,950 DAMN CORPORATE PROCEDURES. I AGREE WITH YOU, MR. OVINGTON. 1010 01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:09,952 WHY, IT'S CRIMINAL THE WAY THEY SHIFT PERSONNEL WITHOUT CHECKING. 1011 01:08:10,453 --> 01:08:14,457 BUT I JUST WANTED TO SAY SINCE THEY HAVE MADE THIS-- THIS DREADFUL REASSIGNMENT, 1012 01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:17,960 I PROMISE YOU I'LL-- I PROMISE. I'LL DO MY BEST... 1013 01:08:18,461 --> 01:08:20,963 TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WITH ME, SIR. 1014 01:08:25,468 --> 01:08:27,470 [ Snoring ] 1015 01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:30,973 [ Snoring Continues ] 1016 01:08:33,976 --> 01:08:36,479 OH, REALLY. [ Laughs ] 1017 01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:45,988 [ Man ] ...PLANNED SO THAT IT WILL TAKE IN ALL COUNTRIES IN EUROPE AND THE NEAR EAST. 1018 01:08:45,988 --> 01:08:49,992 [ Man Continues, Indistinct ] 1019 01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:57,500 HEDY ? PERSONALLY. 1020 01:08:57,500 --> 01:09:00,503 OKAY, CHARLIE. [ Chuckles ] 1021 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:06,509 HELLO THERE. WHO SENT YOU WITH THIS ? 1022 01:09:06,509 --> 01:09:10,012 WHAT HAPPENED ? HE WANTS TO SEE YOU. PERSONALLY. 1023 01:09:12,014 --> 01:09:13,516 [ Coughs ] SIT DOWN, FINCH. 1024 01:09:14,016 --> 01:09:16,018 OH. THANK YOU, SIR. 1025 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:20,523 YES ? FINCH, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR THESE LAST TWO DAYS. 1026 01:09:20,523 --> 01:09:22,525 OH, WELL-- WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MY APPRAISAL OF YOU ? 1027 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:27,530 WELL, YES, I WOULD, SIR. FINCH, YOU REMIND ME OF MYSELF WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN. 1028 01:09:27,530 --> 01:09:31,033 WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SO BEFORE YOU TRY TO TAKE OVER MY JOB, 1029 01:09:31,534 --> 01:09:33,536 I'M FIRING YOU. 1030 01:09:35,538 --> 01:09:39,542 - FIRING ME ? - I'VE PUT THE PAPERS THROUGH AND NOTIFIED PERSONNEL. 1031 01:09:39,542 --> 01:09:43,546 YOU'LL GET THE NORMAL TWO WEEKS SEVERANCE PAY. OH, AND THE PARTY. 1032 01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:48,050 I'VE SCHEDULED YOUR FAREWELL PARTY FOR TOMORROW AFTERNOON ON THE ROOFTOP GARDEN. 1033 01:09:48,551 --> 01:09:50,052 WELL, I BELIEVE THAT'S EVERYTHING, FINCH. 1034 01:09:50,553 --> 01:09:54,056 YOU MAY SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON CLEANING OUT YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS. 1035 01:09:54,557 --> 01:09:57,059 GOOD-BYE, FINCH. 1036 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:02,064 [ Mumbles ] 1037 01:10:03,566 --> 01:10:06,569 UH, DON'T YOU FEEL-- GOOD-BYE. 1038 01:10:06,569 --> 01:10:09,572 FINCH. 1039 01:10:24,920 --> 01:10:28,924 PONTY, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1040 01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:30,926 [ Stammering ] HE JUST FIRED ME. JUST LIKE THAT. 1041 01:10:30,926 --> 01:10:33,929 EVERYONE IS JUST SHOCKED. ABSOLUTELY STUNNED. 1042 01:10:33,929 --> 01:10:36,432 YOU WERE ADVANCING SO NICELY. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. 1043 01:10:36,432 --> 01:10:39,435 DO YOU KNOW, HE WAS SO DISPASSIONATE AND COLD. HE'S-- OH. 1044 01:10:39,935 --> 01:10:43,439 HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT I COULD NEVER GET AN ANGLE ON. 1045 01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:46,442 LOOK. LOOK, YOU'RE HIS SECRETARY. YOU MUST KNOW... 1046 01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:50,946 ONE WEAKNESS THAT HE HAS, SOME LITTLE ANGLE THAT I COULD WORK ON. 1047 01:10:50,946 --> 01:10:54,450 PONTY, I SWEAR TO YOU, WE HARDLY KNOW HIM. 1048 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:56,952 NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. HE'S THE COMPANY MYSTERY MAN. 1049 01:10:56,952 --> 01:10:59,955 BUT, HEY, WHAT ABOUT HIS PERSONAL PHONE CALLS ? 1050 01:10:59,955 --> 01:11:02,958 NO, NO, NO. HE HAS A PRIVATE TELEPHONE HE KEEPS LOCKED UP IN A CABINET, 1051 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:05,961 AND HIS PERSONAL PHONE CALLS NEVER GO THROUGH ME OR THE SWITCHBOARD. 1052 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:10,966 PONTY, YOU'D HAVE TO BE A FLY ON THE WINDOWSILL TO LEARN ANYTHING ABOUT HIM. 1053 01:11:10,966 --> 01:11:12,968 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'D DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD TO HELP. 1054 01:11:13,469 --> 01:11:15,971 SAY THAT AGAIN. 1055 01:11:17,473 --> 01:11:19,475 I SAID I'D DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD TO HELP YOU. 1056 01:11:19,475 --> 01:11:22,478 NO, BEFORE THAT. WHAT DID YOU SAY ? I SAID, 1057 01:11:22,478 --> 01:11:25,481 [ Speaking Together ] "YOU'D HAVE TO BE A FLY ON HIS WINDOWSILL." 1058 01:11:25,481 --> 01:11:26,982 YEAH. 1059 01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:33,989 IT SHOULD BE DE-ACCENTUATED. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 1060 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,991 HE MISSED THE WHOLE POINT. HE ALWAYS DOES. 1061 01:11:35,991 --> 01:11:37,993 HERE'S A NEW APPROACH TO WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING. WELL, THAT IS MORE-- 1062 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:40,996 [ Phone Ringing ] OH, GENTLEMEN, WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A FEW MOMENTS ? 1063 01:11:40,996 --> 01:11:44,500 [ Chattering ] 1064 01:11:44,500 --> 01:11:46,502 [ Man ] WE'LL BE OUTSIDE, BURTON, IF YOU NEED US. 1065 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:49,505 [ Door Closing ] [ Phone Continues Ringing ] 1066 01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:54,510 [ Ringing Continues ] 1067 01:12:02,518 --> 01:12:04,520 - HELLO ? YES ? -[ Voice On Phone, Indistinct ] 1068 01:12:04,520 --> 01:12:08,023 -BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR CALL. YES, TONIGHT. - [ Indistinct ] 1069 01:12:08,023 --> 01:12:12,027 I'LL SEE YOU RIGHT AFTER WORK. TOODLE-OO. 1070 01:12:47,062 --> 01:12:49,064 [ Party Horns Squealing ] 1071 01:12:49,565 --> 01:12:51,567 HAPPY REUNION. 1072 01:12:52,067 --> 01:12:54,069 [ Chattering, Laughing ] 1073 01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:01,577 [ Horn Blasting ] [ Cheering, Applauding ] 1074 01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:07,082 ALL TOGETHER NOW ! 1075 01:13:07,082 --> 01:13:10,085 ?? CHIPMUNKS, CHIPMUNKS RAH-RAH-RAH ?? 1076 01:13:10,085 --> 01:13:12,588 ?? CHIPMUNKS, CHIPMUNKS SIS-BOOM-BAH ?? 1077 01:13:12,588 --> 01:13:17,593 ?? CHIP, MUNK, MUNK CHIPMUNK, CHIPMUNK ???? 1078 01:13:17,593 --> 01:13:21,096 OVINGTON, I'M NOT A BIGOT. I'VE HIRED MEN FROM ALL COLLEGES. 1079 01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:24,600 TIGERS, BULLDOGS, TROJANS, BEARS, GOPHERS, BADGERS, 1080 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:26,602 BUT NEVER, NEVER A CHIPMUNK ! 1081 01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:28,604 YOU MAY CALL THE SHOTS AROUND HERE, BIGGLEY. 1082 01:13:28,604 --> 01:13:31,607 BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS, WE CHIPMUNKS MURDERED YOU GROUNDHOGS.... 1083 01:13:31,607 --> 01:13:33,609 IN LAST SATURDAY'S BIG GAME. [ Laughing ] 1084 01:13:33,609 --> 01:13:37,112 - EASY. EASY, J.B. ! -GET HIM OUT OF HERE ! 1085 01:13:37,112 --> 01:13:40,115 ?? CHIPMUNK, RAH, CHIPMUNK, RAH CHIP, CHIP, CHIP, CHIP CHIPMUNK ???? 1086 01:13:40,115 --> 01:13:43,118 [ Blustering ] IT'S ALL RIGHT. TAKE IT EASY. TAKE IT EASY, J.B. 1087 01:13:43,619 --> 01:13:47,122 THAT WAS A NARROW SQUEAK. IMAGINE, A DAMN CHIPMUNK WORKING HERE IN THE BUILDING. 1088 01:13:47,122 --> 01:13:49,625 IT WAS A BIG SHOCK TO ME, SIR, WHEN I FOUND OUT. I KNOW THAT. 1089 01:13:49,625 --> 01:13:52,127 FINCH, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE ON THE BALL WHEN IT COMES TO ADVERTISING. 1090 01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:55,631 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOR A NEW ADVERTISING MANAGER ? 1091 01:13:55,631 --> 01:13:58,634 FINCH, IT COULD BE FATE THAT YOU DISCOVERED THIS BEFORE OVINGTON FIRED YOU. 1092 01:13:58,634 --> 01:14:00,636 WHY, SIR ? YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED THIS ROTTEN JOB. 1093 01:14:00,636 --> 01:14:03,138 YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT ? WELL, I-- I DON'T KNOW, SIR. 1094 01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:07,142 I'VE NEVER HAD-- IF THERE'S ONE THING I ADMIRE IN A MAN, IT IS HUMILITY ! 1095 01:14:07,142 --> 01:14:09,144 UM, WELL, HMM. 1096 01:14:11,146 --> 01:14:13,649 FINCH, I'M MAKING YOU VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF ADVERTISING. 1097 01:14:13,649 --> 01:14:16,652 VICE PRESIDENT ? EASY, J.B. I DON'T WANT TO QUESTION YOUR DECISION. 1098 01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:19,154 FINCH IS BRIGHT, BUT HE'S HAD NO EXPERIENCE-- 1099 01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:22,157 [ Shouting ] I LIKE HIM ! I LIKE HIM ! 1100 01:14:22,157 --> 01:14:24,159 [ Together ] WE LIKE HIM ! 1101 01:14:24,159 --> 01:14:27,162 LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN. THE FAREWELL PARTY'S READY, J.B. 1102 01:14:27,162 --> 01:14:31,667 UP ON THE ROOF, EVERYBODY. HURRY, BEFORE THE ICE MELTS. [ Smooching Sound ] 1103 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,669 SEE YOU UP THERE, PONTY. [ Laughing ] 1104 01:14:33,669 --> 01:14:38,173 ???? [ Big Band ] 1105 01:14:41,176 --> 01:14:43,178 BRATT, WHY IS FINCH SMILING ? 1106 01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:45,180 HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THE NEWS ? OH, NO. I DON'T WANNA HEAR. 1107 01:14:45,180 --> 01:14:48,684 ALL RIGHT, THE HELL WITH YOU. OVINGTON'S OUT. FINCH IS IN. 1108 01:14:48,684 --> 01:14:51,687 OH, I KNEW I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR. I KNEW I DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR ! 1109 01:14:51,687 --> 01:14:54,189 BOYS AND GIRLS, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. 1110 01:14:54,189 --> 01:14:58,193 MOST OF YOU KNOW THAT THIS WAS TO HAVE BEEN A FAREWELL PARTY FOR MR. FINCH. 1111 01:14:58,193 --> 01:15:01,196 BUT I'M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT MR. FINCH IS STILL WITH US. 1112 01:15:01,196 --> 01:15:06,201 NOT ONLY STILL WITH US, BUT HE IS THE NEW VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF ADVERTISING. 1113 01:15:07,703 --> 01:15:11,206 LET THE FUN AND MERRIMENT CONTINUE. ON WITH THE DANCE ! 1114 01:15:11,206 --> 01:15:14,209 I TOLD YA. THAT'S MY BOY. 1115 01:15:20,716 --> 01:15:24,219 WHO WANTS TO DANCE WITH HEDY LaRUE ? 1116 01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:31,727 I DON'T THINK SHE'S FEELING TOO WELL. HAVE BUD TAKE HER HOME IN THE COMPANY CAR. 1117 01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:37,232 HEY, BUDDY-BUD. LET'S DANCE. 1118 01:15:37,232 --> 01:15:39,735 NO, NO, NO, HEDY, NO. 1119 01:15:39,735 --> 01:15:41,737 J.B. SAYS YOU'RE TO TAKE MISS LaRUE HOME. WHY ? 1120 01:15:41,737 --> 01:15:44,740 "SHE DOESN'T FEEL WELL." MM-HMM. 1121 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:47,743 OKAY, COME ON, HEDY. COME ON. I FEEL FINE ! 1122 01:15:47,743 --> 01:15:50,746 - NO, YOU FEEL TERRIBLE. - FINCH ! 1123 01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,748 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A VICE PRESIDENT ? 1124 01:15:52,748 --> 01:15:56,752 WELL, SIR, I FEEL IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST CHALLENGES I'VE EVER HAD IN MY CAREER. 1125 01:15:56,752 --> 01:16:00,255 I THINK WE'VE HIT ON SOMETHING HERE, BRATT. THIS BOY IS LOADED WITH IDEAS. 1126 01:16:00,255 --> 01:16:03,759 - IDEAS ? TELL US ABOUT THEM, FINCH. -WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, FINCH ? 1127 01:16:03,759 --> 01:16:06,261 [ Man ] YES, LET'S HEAR YOUR IDEAS. YEAH, SPEAK UP, SON. 1128 01:16:06,261 --> 01:16:09,264 WHERE ARE THOSE IDEAS ? PUT UP OR SHUT UP, SON. 1129 01:16:09,765 --> 01:16:11,266 GET ON THE BALL OR YOU'RE OUT OF HERE LIKE A SHOT ! 1130 01:16:11,266 --> 01:16:14,269 WELL, UH, WHEN I PRESENT MY IDEAS TO YOU, SIR, 1131 01:16:14,269 --> 01:16:17,773 I WANT TO PRESENT A WHOLE, CLEAR-CUT CAMPAIGN. 1132 01:16:17,773 --> 01:16:20,275 NOT JUST ONE LITTLE SILLY LITTLE IDEA, SIR. 1133 01:16:20,275 --> 01:16:22,277 AHA, WELL THOUGHT OUT, FINCH. SAY, J.B. 1134 01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:24,279 THE BOARD MEETING IS SET FOR NEXT MONDAY. 1135 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:28,784 - FINCH COULD PRESENT HIS WHOLE CLEAR-CUT CAMPAIGN. - BY MONDAY ? 1136 01:16:29,284 --> 01:16:32,287 FINCH, I'LL GIVE YOU 48 HOURS TO COME UP WITH YOUR ADVERTISING PRESENTATION. 1137 01:16:32,287 --> 01:16:36,792 BETTER GET GOING, FINCH. YOU ARE NOW VICE PRESIDENT IN FULL CHARGE OF ADVERTISING. 1138 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:40,796 FRANKLY, UP TO NOW, I'M PRETTY DISSATISFIED WITH YOUR WORK. 1139 01:16:40,796 --> 01:16:43,799 [ Executives Chuckling ] 1140 01:16:43,799 --> 01:16:48,303 [ Elevator Dings ] OOH ! OOH, I LOVE THIS FLOOR ! 1141 01:16:48,303 --> 01:16:51,306 HEDY, NO, IT'S THE WRONG FLOOR. 1142 01:16:51,306 --> 01:16:53,308 NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU DID. CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. 1143 01:16:53,308 --> 01:16:56,812 [ Chattering ] I DON'T THINK THIS IS VERY FUNNY. 1144 01:16:56,812 --> 01:16:58,814 THERE IS A CAB WAITING DOWNSTAIRS. 1145 01:16:58,814 --> 01:17:03,819 OOH, LOOK, A TELEPHONE. UPSY-DAISY ! 1146 01:17:03,819 --> 01:17:06,321 HELLO, I'D LIKE A DOUBLE MARTINI, PLEASE. 1147 01:17:06,321 --> 01:17:10,325 WITH TWO OLIV-- J.B. SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO HOME. 1148 01:17:10,325 --> 01:17:13,328 [ Hangs Up Receiver ] NO, NO, NO. I'M NOT GOING HOME. 1149 01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:16,832 I'M GOING TO J.B.'S OFFICE, BECAUSE HE HAS A PRIVATE SHOWER, 1150 01:17:16,832 --> 01:17:19,835 AND I'LL TAKE A NICE, COOL SHOWER AND THEN I'LL FEEL FINE, 1151 01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:21,837 AND I'LL COME BACK TO THE PARTY. 1152 01:17:21,837 --> 01:17:24,339 CHA-CHA-CHA ! [ Laughs ] A SHOWER. 1153 01:17:24,339 --> 01:17:27,342 A SHOWER ! YEAH, UH, HEY, WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT, HEDY ? 1154 01:17:27,843 --> 01:17:31,346 YOU GO TAKE A NICE SHOWER IN J.B.'S OFFICE, HUH ? 1155 01:17:31,346 --> 01:17:34,850 OH, THANKS, BUDDY-BUD. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE CUTE. [ Chuckles ] 1156 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,352 NOT AS CUTE AS FINCH, [ Clicks Tongue ] BUT YOU'RE CUTE ! 1157 01:17:37,352 --> 01:17:39,354 CHA-CHA-CHA ! [ Chuckles ] 1158 01:17:39,354 --> 01:17:41,356 ?? CHA, CHA, CHA-CHA-CHA ?? 1159 01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:45,360 THAT'S THE MOST FLAGRANT THING I EVER HEARD. 1160 01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:47,863 OH, YEAH. COME ON, GIRLS. 1161 01:17:47,863 --> 01:17:50,365 J.B. WANTS YOU TO GO DOWN TO HIS OFFICE. HE'LL MEET YOU THERE IN TWO MINUTES. 1162 01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:52,367 I WAS JUST WITH J.B. WHY DON'T-- SHH ! 1163 01:17:52,367 --> 01:17:54,369 HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING TO-- THERE'S SOMETHING BIG IN THE WIND. 1164 01:17:54,369 --> 01:17:56,371 HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE. 1165 01:17:56,371 --> 01:17:58,874 HE SAID IT'S VERY IMPORTANT. 1166 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:02,377 WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN J.B.'S OFFICE, ANYWAY. [ Simpers ] 1167 01:18:02,878 --> 01:18:04,379 WELL, THANKS, BUD. 1168 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,882 ???? [ Cha-cha ] 1169 01:18:06,882 --> 01:18:09,384 [ Laughing Uncontrollably ] SHH ! 1170 01:18:27,102 --> 01:18:29,604 GUESS WHO ? UH-- 1171 01:18:30,605 --> 01:18:32,107 MR. BIGGLEY, IS IT-- SURPRISE ! 1172 01:18:32,607 --> 01:18:34,109 HEDY ? WH-WHAT ? 1173 01:18:34,609 --> 01:18:36,611 LISTEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE ? OH ! I CAME DOWN... 1174 01:18:36,611 --> 01:18:38,613 TO TAKE A SHOWER, BECAUSE-- [ Giggles ] YOU-- 1175 01:18:38,613 --> 01:18:42,117 I GOT A LITTLE DRUNKIE UP THERE. YES, WELL, I THINK I BETTER GET BACK THEN. 1176 01:18:42,117 --> 01:18:44,619 WHAT'S YOUR HURRY ? IT IS MUCH MORE FUN DOWN HERE. 1177 01:18:44,619 --> 01:18:49,624 HEDY, LOOK. I THINK I SHOULD GET BACK-- DON'T YOU WANT TO STAY WITH ME ? 1178 01:18:49,624 --> 01:18:51,626 J.B. IS COMING-- ?? CHA-CHA-CHA ?? 1179 01:18:51,626 --> 01:18:54,129 CHA-CHA-CHA. HEDY, PLEASE. HE'S GONNA WALK IN THAT DOOR. 1180 01:18:54,129 --> 01:18:56,631 I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, BUSTER. I'M SURE YOU BEEN WA-- 1181 01:18:56,631 --> 01:18:58,633 YOU'RE A CUTIE PIE. YES, HEDY, LISTEN-- 1182 01:18:59,134 --> 01:19:02,137 IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, YOU'RE GOING PLACES. 1183 01:19:02,637 --> 01:19:04,639 WELL-- [ Coughs ] 1184 01:19:04,639 --> 01:19:07,142 YEAH, VENEZUELA. HEDY, PLEASE, LISTEN-- 1185 01:19:07,642 --> 01:19:13,148 WOULDN'T J.B. DIE IF HE CAME IN AND FOUND YOU KISSING ME ? 1186 01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:16,651 WELL, I'D RATHER HE DIDN'T, HEDY. COME ON, LET'S TRY IT. 1187 01:19:16,651 --> 01:19:18,653 HEDY, NO KISSES. HE'S GONNA WALK-- YOU BETTER, FINCH. 1188 01:19:18,653 --> 01:19:22,157 IF YOU DON'T KISS ME, I'LL TELL J.B. YOU DID. HE'S GONNA WALK-- 1189 01:19:27,662 --> 01:19:30,665 [ Sighs ] OKAY, LOOK. JUST ONCE, THEN. 1190 01:19:35,670 --> 01:19:37,672 [ Whimpering ] 1191 01:19:38,673 --> 01:19:42,677 MM-MM. MM. MM. 1192 01:19:42,677 --> 01:19:46,181 MMM. [ Sighs ] 1193 01:19:51,686 --> 01:19:53,688 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1194 01:19:53,688 --> 01:19:57,692 HUH ? LISTEN. LISTEN. CAN'T YOU HEAR IT ? 1195 01:19:58,193 --> 01:20:01,196 ?? ROSEMARY ?? ROSEMARY ? 1196 01:20:01,196 --> 01:20:03,198 [ Gasps ] THAT KISS ! WHAT ABOUT THAT KISS ? 1197 01:20:03,698 --> 01:20:06,701 - I DON'T KNOW. ROSEMARY ! - FINCHIE, THINKING OF TWO BROADS... 1198 01:20:06,701 --> 01:20:09,204 IN THE MIDDLE OF ONE KISS IS DIRTY. 1199 01:20:09,704 --> 01:20:12,707 I'M SORRY, HEDY, I-I-- SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED. 1200 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,210 I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T EXPLAIN ! 1201 01:20:15,210 --> 01:20:19,214 FINCH, YOU ARE IN LOVE ! 1202 01:20:22,217 --> 01:20:25,220 [ Laughing ] 1203 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:29,724 [ Makes Popping Sound ] YES ! YOU'RE RIGHT ! 1204 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:32,227 YOU'RE RIGHT. FINCH IS IN LOVE. IT'S THE-- IT'S-- 1205 01:20:32,727 --> 01:20:34,729 IT'S LIKE MUSIC ALL AROUND ME. IT'S LIKE A SYMPHONY. 1206 01:20:34,729 --> 01:20:37,232 I MUST HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER ALL ALONG ! 1207 01:20:37,232 --> 01:20:40,735 YOU FOUND OUT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH ROSEMARY BY KISSING ME ? 1208 01:20:40,735 --> 01:20:45,240 - YES, YES. - "IT IS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING I DO... 1209 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:48,743 THAN I HAVE EVER DID BEFORE." 1210 01:20:50,745 --> 01:20:52,747 [ Tapping Imaginary Baton ] 1211 01:20:54,249 --> 01:20:58,753 ???? [ Orchestra ] 1212 01:20:59,754 --> 01:21:02,257 ???? [ Cymbals Crash ] 1213 01:21:02,257 --> 01:21:05,260 ?? ?? SUDDENLY, THERE IS MUSIC 1214 01:21:05,260 --> 01:21:08,763 ?? IN THE SOUND OF YOUR NAME ?? 1215 01:21:11,766 --> 01:21:14,269 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1216 01:21:17,772 --> 01:21:20,275 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1217 01:21:20,775 --> 01:21:23,278 ?? WAS THE MELODY LOCKED INSIDE ME ?? 1218 01:21:23,278 --> 01:21:26,781 ?? TILL AT LAST OUT IT CAME ?? 1219 01:21:29,284 --> 01:21:32,787 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1220 01:21:35,790 --> 01:21:40,795 ?? ROSEMARY, JUST IMAGINE ?? 1221 01:21:41,796 --> 01:21:44,299 ?? IF WE KISSED ?? 1222 01:21:44,299 --> 01:21:46,801 ?? WHAT A CRESCENDO ?? 1223 01:21:46,801 --> 01:21:49,804 ] ???? [ Piano Plays Dramatically 1224 01:21:53,808 --> 01:21:57,312 ?? NOT TO BE MISSED ?? 1225 01:21:58,813 --> 01:22:03,318 ?? AS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFETIME PROGRAM ?? 1226 01:22:03,318 --> 01:22:06,321 ?? GIVE ME MORE OF THE SAME ?? 1227 01:22:09,824 --> 01:22:12,327 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1228 01:22:15,330 --> 01:22:18,333 ?? ROSEMARY ?? 1229 01:22:18,333 --> 01:22:20,835 ?? ?? THERE IS WONDERFUL MUSIC 1230 01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:24,839 ?? IN THE VERY SOUND ?? 1231 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:29,344 ?? OF YOUR NAME ???? 1232 01:22:35,850 --> 01:22:38,353 PONTY ? 1233 01:22:38,353 --> 01:22:40,855 PONTY, I HEARD BUD FRUMP TALKING AT THE PARTY. WHERE IS SHE ? 1234 01:22:41,356 --> 01:22:43,358 ROSEMARY, LISTEN. THE MOST WONDERFUL THING HAS HAPPENED. 1235 01:22:43,358 --> 01:22:45,360 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? CAN'T YOU HEAR IT ? 1236 01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:47,862 I DON'T HEAR A THING. IT'S ALL AROUND ME. IT'S-- OH ! 1237 01:22:48,363 --> 01:22:50,865 IT'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PINK SKY. NOW LOOK HERE, J. PIERREPONT. 1238 01:22:50,865 --> 01:22:55,370 HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND ? ROSEMARY, DARLING. WILL YOU MARRY J. PIERREPONT FINCH ? 1239 01:22:55,370 --> 01:22:57,372 NOW I HEAR IT. [ Laughs ] I HEAR IT ! 1240 01:23:01,376 --> 01:23:03,878 OH-- GEE, I'VE BEEN SO WRAPPED UP IN-- I DON'T KNOW. 1241 01:23:03,878 --> 01:23:06,381 JUST TRYING TO GET AHEAD. I JUST NEVER REALIZED. 1242 01:23:06,381 --> 01:23:09,884 IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH I'M SEEING YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME. 1243 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:12,387 HI, ROSEMARY ! 1244 01:23:12,387 --> 01:23:15,890 OH-- 1245 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:18,393 [ Chuckles ] WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER ? 1246 01:23:19,894 --> 01:23:21,896 ROSEMARY. DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU. GO ON ! 1247 01:23:21,896 --> 01:23:24,899 GO BACK TO MAKING LOVE TO HER. KISS HER ! TAKE HER HOME FOR THE WEEKEND ! 1248 01:23:24,899 --> 01:23:27,402 I DON'T CARE. ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT'LL I DO ? 1249 01:23:27,402 --> 01:23:29,404 LET'S DO WHAT SHE SAID. [ Clicks Tongue ] 1250 01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:37,912 HEDY, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP-- YOU ! GET BACK IN THE SHOWER ! 1251 01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:40,915 [ Both Chattering ] 1252 01:23:40,915 --> 01:23:43,418 GET BACK IN THERE. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. 1253 01:23:43,418 --> 01:23:45,920 OH, YES, YOU HAVE, AND YOU KEEP IT HIDDEN. 1254 01:23:46,421 --> 01:23:47,922 YOU SNAKE, KISS ME ! LET ME EXPLAIN. 1255 01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:50,425 KISS ME ! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1256 01:23:50,425 --> 01:23:53,428 [ Moans ] 1257 01:23:54,929 --> 01:23:56,931 I BEG YOUR PARDON. I THOUGHT I WAS LOOKING-- 1258 01:23:57,432 --> 01:23:59,434 BUD FRUMP SAID-- IT'S ALL MY FAULT, MR. BIGGLEY. 1259 01:23:59,434 --> 01:24:03,938 I, UH-- I INSISTED THAT MR. FINCH SHOW ME YOUR OFFICE. 1260 01:24:03,938 --> 01:24:09,444 I SEE. ACTUALLY, I JUST CAME IN TO, UH-- TO WASH UP ! 1261 01:24:11,446 --> 01:24:14,449 OH ! EXCUSE ME ! 1262 01:24:20,955 --> 01:24:22,957 FINCH, I GUESS I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 1263 01:24:22,957 --> 01:24:24,959 Y-YOU DO, SIR ? FOR WHAT ? NEVER MIND. 1264 01:24:24,959 --> 01:24:26,961 I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I DO NOT APPROVE... 1265 01:24:26,961 --> 01:24:28,963 OF WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN I WALKED IN. 1266 01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:30,965 I DON'T CARE FOR THAT BETWEEN AN EXECUTIVE AND HIS SECRETARY. 1267 01:24:30,965 --> 01:24:34,469 BUT MISS PILKINGTON WON'T BE MY SECRETARY UNTIL MONDAY. 1268 01:24:35,470 --> 01:24:37,972 THAT'S A GOOD POINT ! 1269 01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:41,976 [ Knocking ] YOU CAN COME OUT NOW, GIRLS. 1270 01:24:41,976 --> 01:24:44,479 [ Chattering ] ROSEMARY, I WANT TO THANK YOU SO-- 1271 01:24:44,979 --> 01:24:46,981 [ Chattering Continues ] I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR-- 1272 01:24:46,981 --> 01:24:49,984 ROSEMARY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1273 01:24:49,984 --> 01:24:52,487 ROSEMARY, COME HERE. LISTEN. YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SECRETARY. 1274 01:24:52,487 --> 01:24:55,990 I WOULDN'T BE YOUR SECRETARY IF WILD HORSES DRAGGED ME. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1275 01:24:55,990 --> 01:24:59,494 I'LL TAKE THE JOB ! HEDY, HEDY. I WOULD LOVE THAT. 1276 01:24:59,494 --> 01:25:03,998 I REALLY WOULD. BUT ROSEMARY'S GOING TO BE MY SECRETARY. 1277 01:25:03,998 --> 01:25:06,000 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. HEY. 1278 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,503 I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER ABOUT HEDY. ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1279 01:25:08,503 --> 01:25:11,506 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ? I'VE JUST BEEN MADE VICE PRESIDENT. 1280 01:25:11,506 --> 01:25:15,009 IN CHARGE OF ADVERTISING. NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT A TOUGH JOB THAT IS. 1281 01:25:15,009 --> 01:25:18,513 HEY ! AND I CAN ONLY DO IT IF I HAVE YOUR HELP. 1282 01:25:18,513 --> 01:25:22,016 ROSEMARY, I NEED YOU. 1283 01:25:24,018 --> 01:25:26,020 WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY-- 1284 01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:29,524 GUESS I'LL WAIT FOR THAT PIGEON TILL AFTER HE'S MARRIED. 1285 01:25:32,527 --> 01:25:34,529 [ Door Closes ] 1286 01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:44,873 [ Chattering ] 1287 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:50,378 SURE A LOT OF WHISPERING GOING ON. IT'S THE MERCHANDISE MAFIA AT WORK. 1288 01:25:50,378 --> 01:25:53,381 EVER SINCE FINCH BECAME VICE PRESIDENT, THEY'RE ALL SCARED OUT OF THEIR WITS. 1289 01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:56,384 THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR HIM TO LAY AN EGG. [ Groans ] 1290 01:25:56,384 --> 01:25:58,887 WHAT TIME IS THE BIG MEETING THIS AFTERNOON ? 4:30. 1291 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:02,390 [ Author's Voice ] SO, YOU ARE NOW A VICE PRESIDENT. 1292 01:26:02,390 --> 01:26:06,394 YOU HAVE CLIMBED THE LADDER OF SUCCESS, RUNG BY PAINFUL RUNG, 1293 01:26:06,394 --> 01:26:08,897 UNTIL YOU'VE ALMOST SCALED THE TOP. 1294 01:26:09,397 --> 01:26:14,402 YOU HAVE DONE BEAUTIFULLY-- UNLESS YOU ARE VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF ADVERTISING. 1295 01:26:14,402 --> 01:26:17,405 IN THAT CASE, YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE. 1296 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,908 THERE IS ONE THING THAT CAN SAVE YOU. 1297 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:22,410 YOU MUST GET A BRILLIANT IDEA. 1298 01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:24,913 NOW, THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET A BRILLIANT IDEA... 1299 01:26:24,913 --> 01:26:27,415 IS TO STEAL SOMEONE ELSE'S ! 1300 01:26:29,918 --> 01:26:32,921 HI, PONTY. I HAD TO TALK TO YOU. 1301 01:26:33,421 --> 01:26:36,424 - HI, BUD. - HEY, FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN YOUR NEW OFFICE. 1302 01:26:36,424 --> 01:26:40,428 HEY, QUITE A LAYOUT. MY FAVORITE STYLE. 1303 01:26:40,428 --> 01:26:43,431 CHINESE PROVINCIAL. 1304 01:26:43,431 --> 01:26:46,935 PONTY, I WANT YOU AND ME TO BE FRIENDS. OH, BUD. NOW, COME ON. 1305 01:26:46,935 --> 01:26:49,938 YOU KNOW, "SMOKE-UM PEACE PIPE." OH, LOOK, WOULD YOU-- 1306 01:26:49,938 --> 01:26:51,940 YOU NEVER LIKED ME. BUD, NOW DON'T-- 1307 01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,442 DON'T DENY IT. IT'S TRUE, AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. 1308 01:26:54,442 --> 01:26:56,945 I'VE BEEN A NO-GOOD, BACKBITING FINK ! OH, NOW BUD, COME ON. 1309 01:26:56,945 --> 01:26:59,447 I THINK THAT PUTS IT A BIT STRONG. 1310 01:26:59,447 --> 01:27:02,450 HOW WOULD YOU PUT IT ? 1311 01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,953 I GUESS YOUR WAY IS BEST. I WANT TO CHANGE ALL THAT. 1312 01:27:04,953 --> 01:27:07,455 NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE STUCK FOR AN IDEA, SO-- I-- WAIT A MINUTE ! 1313 01:27:07,455 --> 01:27:10,458 I'M NOT STUCK FOR AN IDEA. I KNOW YOU'RE STUCK FOR AN IDEA. 1314 01:27:10,959 --> 01:27:13,461 YOU'RE STUCK FOR AN IDEA, AND I WAS THINKING THAT GIVEAWAY SHOWS ARE COMING BACK. 1315 01:27:13,461 --> 01:27:16,965 I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE'S IDEA. WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT A GIVEAWAY SHOW ? 1316 01:27:17,465 --> 01:27:19,968 I HAVE THIS DANDY IDEA FOR A GIVEAWAY PROGRAM. A GIVEAWAY PROGRAM. 1317 01:27:20,468 --> 01:27:23,972 YEAH. IT'S CALLED THE WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE HUNT. 1318 01:27:24,472 --> 01:27:27,976 A TREASURE HUNT. WE HIDE A $1,000 SAVINGS BOND SOMEWHERE. 1319 01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:31,980 AND EACH WEEK ON TELEVISION, WE GIVE CLUES TO WHERE IT'S HIDDEN. 1320 01:27:33,481 --> 01:27:35,984 LOOK, LIKE YOU SAY, YOU DON'T NEED AN IDEA. NO, I DON'T NEED IT. 1321 01:27:35,984 --> 01:27:38,486 LET ME LEAVE IT WITH YOU, AND IF YOU GET A CHANCE, LOOK IT OVER. 1322 01:27:38,486 --> 01:27:40,989 YEAH. BECAUSE THE MEETING'S IN A FEW LITTLE WHILE. 1323 01:27:40,989 --> 01:27:42,991 I MEAN, IT'S SOON. [ Makes Cutting Sound ] 1324 01:27:46,494 --> 01:27:49,497 WHAT DID YOUR UNCLE SAY WHEN, UM-- WHEN YOU TOLD IT TO HIM ? 1325 01:27:49,998 --> 01:27:52,000 I HAVEN'T TOLD IT TO J.B. IF I BROUGHT IT TO HIM, HE WOULDN'T LISTEN. 1326 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,002 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT IT TO YOU. 1327 01:27:54,502 --> 01:27:56,504 YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS TO YOUR UNCLE AT ALL ? NO, PONTY. 1328 01:27:56,504 --> 01:27:58,506 BUT HOW CAN I BELIEVE THAT ? AN IDEA LIKE THIS ? NO, PONTY. 1329 01:27:58,506 --> 01:28:00,508 IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED, THAT'S ONE THING-- NO, ALL RIGHT. 1330 01:28:00,508 --> 01:28:04,012 ALL RIGHT, I'LL-- HMM. 1331 01:28:04,512 --> 01:28:09,017 WELL, I'LL GIVE IT A BIT OF A THINK THING. 1332 01:28:09,017 --> 01:28:12,520 MULL IT AROUND A BIT. FEEL FREE TO USE IT. 1333 01:28:19,527 --> 01:28:21,529 "TREASURE HUNT." 1334 01:28:29,537 --> 01:28:33,041 ARE YOU PREGNANT OR SOMETHING ? HEDY, I TOLD YOU NEVER TO COME-- 1335 01:28:33,041 --> 01:28:37,545 I DID NOT INTEND TO EMBARRASS YOU, I JUST CAME FOR A BUSINESS PURPOSE. 1336 01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:42,050 BUSINESS ? I WISH TO TENDER YOU WITH MY RESIGNATION. 1337 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:44,052 YOUR RESIGNATION ? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 1338 01:28:44,052 --> 01:28:46,054 HEDY ! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. 1339 01:28:46,554 --> 01:28:48,056 J.B., J.B., J.B. ! 1340 01:28:48,556 --> 01:28:50,058 OH, I'M SORRY. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ? 1341 01:28:50,558 --> 01:28:53,061 J.B., DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TELEVISION IDEA I TOLD YOU ABOUT, 1342 01:28:53,061 --> 01:28:56,564 THE TREASURE HUNT ? I'VE TOLD YOU WHAT I THOUGHT OF THAT STUPID IDEA. 1343 01:28:56,564 --> 01:28:59,067 I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HATED IT. OUT ! 1344 01:28:59,067 --> 01:29:01,569 YOU DO HATE IT. I'M GOING, I'M GOING, I'M GOING. I SAID, OUT ! 1345 01:29:04,072 --> 01:29:06,574 NOW, WHAT IS THIS RESIGNATION NONSENSE ? WHERE ARE YOU GOING ? 1346 01:29:06,574 --> 01:29:10,578 I DON'T KNOW. ALL I KNOW IS, I AM CLEARING OUT OF HERE ! 1347 01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:13,581 I AM BEGINNING TO ROT IN THAT SECRETARIAL POOL. 1348 01:29:13,581 --> 01:29:16,584 NOT ONE PERSON WILL USE ME AS HIS SECRETARY. 1349 01:29:16,584 --> 01:29:20,588 THEY STAY AWAY FROM ME, LIKE I HAD AN EXTREMELY TROPICAL DISEASE. 1350 01:29:20,588 --> 01:29:22,590 JUST BE PATIENT. I PROMISE WE'LL FIND A SPOT FOR YOU. 1351 01:29:23,091 --> 01:29:25,593 PROMISES, PROMISES, PROMISES. BUT NO ACTION. 1352 01:29:25,593 --> 01:29:29,597 NO, NO, NO. I AM FED UP WITH THAT SECRETARIAL POOL. 1353 01:29:30,098 --> 01:29:34,602 I'LL GIVE YOU 24 HOURS. AFTER THAT, IT'S GOOD-BYE WICKETS, 1354 01:29:34,602 --> 01:29:37,105 HELLO SOMEBODY WHO CAN DO ME SOMETHING FOR REAL ! 1355 01:29:37,105 --> 01:29:39,607 HEDY, ON MY WORD OF HONOR AS A GENTLEMAN, 1356 01:29:39,607 --> 01:29:43,111 I PROMISE YOU'LL BE OUT OF THAT SECRETARIAL POOL BY TOMORROW ! 1357 01:29:43,111 --> 01:29:45,613 YOU BETTER, OR ELSE ! 1358 01:29:51,586 --> 01:29:54,088 [ Ringing ] 1359 01:29:54,589 --> 01:29:57,091 EXECUTIVE WASHROOM. YEAH, WE'RE ALL DOWN HERE. 1360 01:29:57,091 --> 01:30:01,095 THE MEETING'S AT 4:30. COME ON DOWN. WE'LL MAKE PLANS. 1361 01:30:01,095 --> 01:30:03,097 [ Hangs Up Receiver ] BIG MEETING TODAY, HUH ? 1362 01:30:03,097 --> 01:30:06,100 HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT FINCH IS PLANNING ? J.B. SET THE BOARD MEETING, 1363 01:30:06,100 --> 01:30:08,102 SO HE MUST HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING. 1364 01:30:08,102 --> 01:30:11,105 YOU KNOW, FELLAS, I'M GETTING A LITTLE AFRAID OF FINCH. 1365 01:30:11,105 --> 01:30:13,107 ME TOO. IF WE DON'T STOP HIM, PRETTY SOON-- 1366 01:30:13,107 --> 01:30:16,110 HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE US ALL WORKING IN THE MAIL ROOM. GOOD LUCK TO US. 1367 01:30:16,110 --> 01:30:19,614 HI, MEN ! HELLO, BUD. HI, BUD. DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING ? 1368 01:30:19,614 --> 01:30:22,116 CHAPS, OUR WORRIES ARE OVER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 1369 01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:25,119 OH, I'M SO HAPPY I COULD CRY ! FINCH IS GOING AHEAD WITH-- 1370 01:30:25,119 --> 01:30:28,122 WHAT ? WELL, BELIEVE ME, HE'S DEAD, DEAD, DEAD. 1371 01:30:28,623 --> 01:30:30,124 OH, I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. I DON'T KNOW. 1372 01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:34,629 FINCH HAS A WAY OF BOUNCING. I WOULDN'T BELIEVE HE WAS DEAD EVEN IF I READ HIS OBITUARY. 1373 01:30:34,629 --> 01:30:37,131 OH, YOU MAY BE RIGHT. ORDINARILY, I'D AGREE WITH YOU. 1374 01:30:37,131 --> 01:30:41,636 FINCH IS VERY SMART. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET THAT HE'S NOW INADVERTISING. 1375 01:30:41,636 --> 01:30:44,138 [ Chuckles ] AND THAT DOES SOMETHING TO MEN'S BRAINS. 1376 01:30:44,138 --> 01:30:47,141 UH, FRED ! FRED, I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BUS STOP. 1377 01:30:47,141 --> 01:30:49,143 HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY WILDROOT CREAM OIL ? 1378 01:30:49,143 --> 01:30:51,646 [ Chattering ] 1379 01:30:51,646 --> 01:30:54,649 HI, MEN. [ Chuckles ] [ Men ] HELLO, FINCH. 1380 01:30:54,649 --> 01:30:58,152 ALL SET FOR THE BIG MEETING ? WELL, COULD BE. WISH ME LUCK. 1381 01:30:59,153 --> 01:31:01,656 GOOD LUCK. GO GET 'EM, BABY. 1382 01:31:01,656 --> 01:31:03,157 GOOD LUCK. ALL THE BEST. 1383 01:31:03,157 --> 01:31:05,159 LOTSA LUCK ! 1384 01:31:13,167 --> 01:31:15,670 [ Executives ] ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1385 01:31:15,670 --> 01:31:17,672 ?? I GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1386 01:31:18,172 --> 01:31:19,674 ?? COLD ?? 1387 01:31:20,174 --> 01:31:23,177 ?? OR HE'LL STOP ME ?? 1388 01:31:26,180 --> 01:31:29,183 ?? BIG DEAL BIG ROCKET ?? 1389 01:31:29,684 --> 01:31:32,687 ?? THINKS HE HAS THE WORLD IN HIS POCKET ?? 1390 01:31:32,687 --> 01:31:34,689 ?? GOTTA STOP GOTTA STOP ?? 1391 01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:38,192 ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1392 01:31:38,693 --> 01:31:41,195 ?? THAT MAN ?? 1393 01:31:49,203 --> 01:31:51,706 ?? NOW THERE YOU ARE ?? 1394 01:31:52,206 --> 01:31:54,709 ?? YES, THERE'S THAT FACE ?? 1395 01:31:54,709 --> 01:31:58,713 ?? THAT FACE THAT SOMEHOW I TRUST ?? 1396 01:31:59,714 --> 01:32:02,717 ?? IT MAY EMBARRASS YOU ?? 1397 01:32:02,717 --> 01:32:05,219 ?? TO HEAR ME SAY IT ?? 1398 01:32:05,219 --> 01:32:07,722 ?? BUT SAY IT I MUST ?? 1399 01:32:07,722 --> 01:32:11,225 ?? SAY IT I MUST ?? 1400 01:32:11,225 --> 01:32:15,229 ?? YOU HAVE THE COOL, CLEAR ?? 1401 01:32:15,229 --> 01:32:19,233 ?? EYES OF A SEEKER OF WISDOM AND TRUTH ?? 1402 01:32:22,737 --> 01:32:27,742 ?? YET THERE'S THAT UPTURNED CHIN ?? 1403 01:32:27,742 --> 01:32:30,745 ?? AND THE GRIN OF IMPETUOUS YOUTH ?? 1404 01:32:34,248 --> 01:32:38,753 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1405 01:32:40,254 --> 01:32:44,258 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1406 01:32:45,259 --> 01:32:49,263 ?? I HEAR THE SOUND OF ?? 1407 01:32:49,764 --> 01:32:53,267 ?? GOOD SOLID JUDGMENT WHENEVER YOU TALK ?? 1408 01:32:57,271 --> 01:33:01,776 ?? YET THERE'S THE BOLD BRAVE SPRING ?? 1409 01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:04,278 ?? OF THE TIGER THAT QUICKENS YOUR WALK ?? 1410 01:33:04,278 --> 01:33:07,281 [ Growling ] 1411 01:33:08,783 --> 01:33:12,286 ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1412 01:33:14,288 --> 01:33:19,794 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1413 01:33:19,794 --> 01:33:24,799 ?? AND WHEN MY FAITH IN MY FELLOW MAN ?? 1414 01:33:25,299 --> 01:33:29,303 ? ?? ALL BUT FALLS APART ? 1415 01:33:29,804 --> 01:33:32,306 ?? I'VE BUT TO FEEL YOUR HAND ?? 1416 01:33:32,306 --> 01:33:34,809 ?? GRASPING MINE ?? 1417 01:33:34,809 --> 01:33:37,812 ?? AND I TAKE HEART ?? 1418 01:33:39,313 --> 01:33:41,816 ?? I TAKE HEART ?? 1419 01:33:43,818 --> 01:33:49,824 ?? TO SEE THE COOL, CLEAR ?? 1420 01:33:49,824 --> 01:33:53,327 ?? EYES OF A SEEKER OF WISDOM AND TRUTH ?? 1421 01:33:56,831 --> 01:34:01,836 ?? YET WITH THE SLAM-BANG TANG ?? 1422 01:34:01,836 --> 01:34:05,339 ?? REMINISCENT OF GIN AND VERMOUTH ?? [ Hiccups ] 1423 01:34:09,343 --> 01:34:12,847 ?? ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU 1424 01:34:15,349 --> 01:34:18,853 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1425 01:34:19,854 --> 01:34:22,356 ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1426 01:34:22,356 --> 01:34:24,358 ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1427 01:34:25,860 --> 01:34:29,363 ???? [ Buzzing Electric Razors ] 1428 01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:34,368 ?? OR HE'LL STOP ME ?? 1429 01:34:36,871 --> 01:34:40,875 ???? [ Razors Continue ] ?? BIG WHEEL, BIG BEAVER ?? 1430 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:43,878 ?? BOILING HOT WITH FRONT-OFFICE FEVER ?? 1431 01:34:43,878 --> 01:34:45,880 ?? GOTTA STOP, GOTTA STOP ?? 1432 01:34:46,380 --> 01:34:50,885 - ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? - ?? OH, I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1433 01:34:50,885 --> 01:34:54,388 ?? DON'T LET HIM BE SUCH A HERO ?? 1434 01:34:54,388 --> 01:34:56,891 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1435 01:34:57,391 --> 01:34:59,393 ?? STOP THAT MAN GOTTA STOP HIM ?? 1436 01:34:59,393 --> 01:35:01,896 - ?? YOU ?? -?? STOP THAT MAN GOTTA STOP HIM ?? 1437 01:35:02,396 --> 01:35:04,398 ?? YOU ?? ?? STOP THAT MAN GOTTA STOP THAT ?? 1438 01:35:04,398 --> 01:35:06,901 ?? YOU ?? ?? MAN ?? 1439 01:35:06,901 --> 01:35:08,903 [ Blows Kiss ] 1440 01:35:12,406 --> 01:35:14,909 ?? GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1441 01:35:14,909 --> 01:35:16,911 ?? I'VE GOTTA STOP THAT MAN ?? 1442 01:35:17,411 --> 01:35:18,913 ?? COLD ?? 1443 01:35:19,413 --> 01:35:22,416 ?? OR HE'LL STOP ME ?? 1444 01:35:22,416 --> 01:35:26,921 ?? I BELIEVE IN YOU ?? 1445 01:35:29,924 --> 01:35:32,927 ?? I BELIEVE ?? 1446 01:35:33,427 --> 01:35:36,931 ?? IN YOU ???? 1447 01:35:43,437 --> 01:35:46,107 [ Chattering ] 1448 01:35:46,107 --> 01:35:49,610 RIGHT IN HERE, BOYS. PUT THE PROJECTION OVER ON THE RACK. 1449 01:35:49,610 --> 01:35:52,113 FOLLOW HIM. GOOD AFTERNOON. 1450 01:35:52,113 --> 01:35:54,115 UH, THANK YOU. GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT... 1451 01:35:54,115 --> 01:35:56,117 MY NEW APPROACH TO WICKET ADVERTISING, 1452 01:35:56,617 --> 01:35:59,120 WHICH IN MY HUMBLE OPINION-- I THINK IT'S BRILLIANT ! 1453 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:01,122 SOUNDS PROMISING. PROCEED, FINCH. THANK YOU. 1454 01:36:01,122 --> 01:36:03,624 [ Clicking ] [ J.B. ] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ? 1455 01:36:03,624 --> 01:36:06,627 THAT IS A PICTURE OF MOUNT VESUVIUS IN ERUPTION, 1456 01:36:06,627 --> 01:36:11,132 WHICH GIVES YOU THE IMPACT THAT OUR NEW TELEVISION SHOW IS GOING TO HAVE. 1457 01:36:11,132 --> 01:36:14,135 NOW, J.B., THE TYPE OF NATIONAL PUBLICITY THAT YOU... 1458 01:36:14,135 --> 01:36:17,138 AND, WELL, YOU ALONE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO: 1459 01:36:17,138 --> 01:36:19,140 [ Finch ] THE COVER OFTIMEMAGAZINE. [ J.B. ] OH, YES, YES ! 1460 01:36:19,140 --> 01:36:21,142 YES, AND THE COVER OFNEWSWEEK. DELIGHTFUL ! 1461 01:36:21,142 --> 01:36:23,644 AND FINALLY, J.B., THE GOLFER OF THE YEAR. 1462 01:36:23,644 --> 01:36:25,646 BRAVO, J.B., YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. THANK YOU. 1463 01:36:25,646 --> 01:36:29,650 NOW, GENTLEMEN, THIS IS A MAP OF THE POTENTIAL WICKET MARKET. 1464 01:36:30,151 --> 01:36:34,155 IT'S DIVIDED INTO SOCIAL, GEOGRAPHIC AND ETHNIC GROUPS. 1465 01:36:34,155 --> 01:36:36,157 [ Executives ] ETHNIC ? ETHNIC. IT SHOWS HOW... 1466 01:36:36,157 --> 01:36:40,161 WE WILL MAKE DEEP PENETRATION, OVERWHELMING SATURATION INTO THOSE AREAS... 1467 01:36:40,161 --> 01:36:43,164 WHICH HAVE LONG REMAINED, UH, PEAKIEST ! 1468 01:36:43,164 --> 01:36:46,667 [ J.B. ] I LIKE THIS THINKING ! NOW, THIS IS A SALES CHART. 1469 01:36:46,667 --> 01:36:49,170 THIS IS A SALES CHART OF THE PAST FISCAL YEAR, 1470 01:36:49,170 --> 01:36:53,174 WHICH REFLECTS THE DISASTROUS EFFECT OF OUR FORMER ADVERTISING POLICY... 1471 01:36:53,174 --> 01:36:55,676 IN TERMS OF PER CAPITA CONSUMPTION OF WICKETS. 1472 01:36:56,177 --> 01:36:59,680 NOTE, GENTLEMEN, THE SHARP DECLINE FROM NORMAL REGULARITY. 1473 01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:01,682 DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. 1474 01:37:01,682 --> 01:37:04,185 BUT THIS IS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO OUR SALES... 1475 01:37:04,685 --> 01:37:07,688 AFTER MY NEW TELEVISION PROGRAM SEEPS INTO THE PUBLIC MIND. 1476 01:37:07,688 --> 01:37:12,193 - [ Clicking, Roaring ] - UP, UP, UP ! 1477 01:37:12,193 --> 01:37:16,697 UP, UP, UP. 1478 01:37:16,697 --> 01:37:18,699 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT. WHOO ! 1479 01:37:18,699 --> 01:37:21,202 [ Executives Grumbling ] 1480 01:37:21,202 --> 01:37:24,205 FINCH, I THINK YOU'VE DONE IT. VERY GOOD. THANK YOU, SIR. 1481 01:37:24,205 --> 01:37:26,207 YES, YES, YES. CAN I ASK A QUESTION, J.B. ? 1482 01:37:26,207 --> 01:37:28,709 NOT "CAN I," DAMN IT, "MAY I." YOU WENT TO COLLEGE. 1483 01:37:28,709 --> 01:37:31,212 MAYI ASK A QUESTION ? 1484 01:37:31,212 --> 01:37:34,215 YOU MAY. WHAT'S HIS IDEA ? 1485 01:37:34,215 --> 01:37:38,719 YOU HEARD. IT'S A TELEVISION SHOW, DESIGNED TO GIVE US PENETRATION AND PEAK REACTION. 1486 01:37:38,719 --> 01:37:41,722 DON'T YOU EVER LISTEN ? SOUNDS GREAT, FINCH, GREAT. DOESN'T IT, MEN ? 1487 01:37:41,722 --> 01:37:44,725 [ Executives Agreeing ] [ Clanging ] 1488 01:37:44,725 --> 01:37:50,231 [ Chuckling ] BUT WHAT IS HISIDEA FOR THE SHOW ? 1489 01:37:50,231 --> 01:37:53,734 I DON'T SEE WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO DAMNED NEGATIVE. 1490 01:37:53,734 --> 01:37:58,239 THE ONLY THINGS YOU EVER COME UP WITH ARE LOUSY IDEAS LIKE TREASURE HUNTS ! 1491 01:38:01,242 --> 01:38:03,744 ALL RIGHT, FINCH, WHAT IS THE IDEA FOR THE SHOW ? 1492 01:38:06,247 --> 01:38:08,249 I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO TELL IT TO YOU. 1493 01:38:08,249 --> 01:38:13,254 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? - YOU KNOW, J.B., LOOK, I'VE-- 1494 01:38:13,254 --> 01:38:15,256 I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF YOU AS A MAN OF, UH-- 1495 01:38:15,256 --> 01:38:17,758 A MAN OF PERSPICACITY AND VISION. 1496 01:38:17,758 --> 01:38:21,262 OPEN TO NEW IDEAS ! BUT NOW I-- [ Chuckles ] I DON'T KNOW. 1497 01:38:21,262 --> 01:38:22,763 I'M THROWN. BY WHAT ? 1498 01:38:22,763 --> 01:38:26,267 THE WAY YOU TALKED TO BUD ! ABOUT HIS IDEA. 1499 01:38:26,267 --> 01:38:28,269 FOR A TREASURE HUNT. YOU DISMISSED IT. 1500 01:38:28,769 --> 01:38:31,772 THERE ARE TREASURE HUNTS AND TREASUREHUNTS. 1501 01:38:31,772 --> 01:38:35,776 AND AT FIRST-- AT FIRST I THOUGHT BUD'S IDEA... 1502 01:38:35,776 --> 01:38:38,279 WAS A ROTTEN IDEA MYSELF. 1503 01:38:38,279 --> 01:38:42,283 BUT GENTLEMEN, IN THE FIELD OF MEDICINE, THERE WERE MEN LIKE... 1504 01:38:42,283 --> 01:38:44,785 HIPPOCRATES, UH, LOUIS PASTEUR, 1505 01:38:45,286 --> 01:38:47,788 SIGMUND FREUD, JONAS SALK. 1506 01:38:47,788 --> 01:38:51,292 GENTLEMEN, THEY ALL HAD BRILLIANT IDEAS, BUT IT TOOK MODERN TECHNOLOGY... 1507 01:38:51,292 --> 01:38:55,796 TO TAKE ALL THESE IDEAS AND DEVELOP THEM INTO A GREAT TELEVISION PROGRAM. 1508 01:38:56,297 --> 01:38:59,300 - LIKEDR. KILDARE. - [ Chuckling, Chattering ] 1509 01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:03,304 THE PUBLIC ALWAYS LOVES A SHOW WHERE SOMEONE WINS A LOT OF MONEY. 1510 01:39:03,304 --> 01:39:05,806 AND THE FIRST ONE WHO COMES UP WITH A-- 1511 01:39:05,806 --> 01:39:09,810 WITH A NEW, AN UNRIGGED, AN UNFIXED WAY TO GIVE AWAY SOMETHING FOR NOTHING... 1512 01:39:09,810 --> 01:39:11,812 IS GOING TO SWEEP THE AIRWAVES. 1513 01:39:11,812 --> 01:39:13,814 IT CAN'T BE DONE, J.B. [ J.B. ] CAN'T BE DONE. 1514 01:39:14,315 --> 01:39:16,317 BUT IF IT COULD, J.B. IF IT COULD. 1515 01:39:16,317 --> 01:39:18,819 WOULDN'T IT CREATE TREMENDOUS EXCITEMENT ? IT CAN'T BE DONE ! 1516 01:39:18,819 --> 01:39:20,821 BUT IF IT COULD ! BUT IT CAN'T. 1517 01:39:20,821 --> 01:39:24,825 JUST FOR A MOMENT, SAY, "IT COULD BE DONE." 1518 01:39:24,825 --> 01:39:26,827 NOW, WHAT IS YOUR ANSWER ? I FORGOT THE QUESTION ! 1519 01:39:27,328 --> 01:39:29,330 [ Chuckling, Chattering ] 1520 01:39:29,330 --> 01:39:31,332 I HATE GIVEAWAY SHOWS. THEY LACK DIGNITY. 1521 01:39:31,332 --> 01:39:33,834 PLEASE, BE PATIENT. GENTLEMEN. [ Clicking ] 1522 01:39:33,834 --> 01:39:36,337 THE WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE GIRL. 1523 01:39:36,337 --> 01:39:38,339 [ Chattering, Wolf Whistling ] 1524 01:39:38,339 --> 01:39:41,342 WHAT IS THIS ? THIS IS THE SECRET INGREDIENT. 1525 01:39:41,342 --> 01:39:45,846 IT CAN'T MISS. I'M COMBINING GREED WITH SEX. GO AHEAD, HEDY. 1526 01:39:45,846 --> 01:39:50,851 HELLO THERE. I'M YOUR WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE GIRL. 1527 01:39:50,851 --> 01:39:52,853 OOH. 1528 01:39:53,354 --> 01:39:56,357 EACH WEEK, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A-- CLUE. 1529 01:39:56,357 --> 01:40:00,361 CLUE... TO WHERE THE WORLD WIDE TREASURE HAS BEEN STASHED. 1530 01:40:00,361 --> 01:40:02,863 BURIED ! BURIED TREASURE. OH, YEAH. BURIED. 1531 01:40:02,863 --> 01:40:04,865 THIS EYE PATCH GETS ME MIXED UP. 1532 01:40:04,865 --> 01:40:09,870 J.B., MISS LaRUE IS, WELL, SHE'S JUST HELPING ME WITH THE IDEA. 1533 01:40:09,870 --> 01:40:11,872 SHE WILL NOT BE OUR REGULAR TREASURE GIRL. 1534 01:40:11,872 --> 01:40:15,376 ACTUALLY, WHEN WE GO ON THE AIR, WE'RE GOING TO NEED A-- 1535 01:40:15,376 --> 01:40:17,878 YOU KNOW, WE'LL NEED A BIG NAME PERSONALITY. 1536 01:40:17,878 --> 01:40:21,382 SOMEONE LIKE, UH, ELIZABETH TAYLOR. 1537 01:40:21,382 --> 01:40:23,884 WHY DON'T YOU GET QUEEN ELIZABETH ? THIS IS AN AMERICAN PROGRAM. 1538 01:40:23,884 --> 01:40:27,388 THIS IS INSANITY, J.B. ! LET'S TELL THIS MANIAC OFF AND GET ON WITH BUSINESS ! 1539 01:40:27,388 --> 01:40:30,891 I'LL HANDLE THIS. WILL YOU GENTLEMEN AND MISS LaRUE... 1540 01:40:30,891 --> 01:40:32,893 KINDLY LEAVE ME ALONE WITH MR. FINCH. 1541 01:40:32,893 --> 01:40:34,895 I CAN EXPLAIN THIS, SIR. I KNOW IT TAKES-- 1542 01:40:34,895 --> 01:40:37,398 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE ! THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL. 1543 01:40:37,398 --> 01:40:41,402 BUT GENTLEMEN, UH, SIR-- [ Muttering ] 1544 01:40:43,904 --> 01:40:45,406 GIVEAWAY SHOW. I'LL HAVE TO MULL THIS OVER. 1545 01:40:45,906 --> 01:40:47,408 WHERE IS THE TREASURE GOING TO BE HIDDEN ? 1546 01:40:47,908 --> 01:40:52,913 SIR, THIS IS A COMPLETELY HONEST SHOW. NOT EVEN THE TREASURE GIRL... 1547 01:40:52,913 --> 01:40:55,916 IS GOING TO KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS HIDDEN. 1548 01:40:55,916 --> 01:40:58,919 I MEAN, WHOEVER SHE MAY BE. I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL KNOW, SIR. 1549 01:40:58,919 --> 01:41:00,921 AS PRESIDENT OF THE COMPANY, DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD KNOW ? 1550 01:41:00,921 --> 01:41:04,425 YES. WELL, I'M GONNA HIDE 5,000 SHARES OF STOCK... 1551 01:41:04,425 --> 01:41:06,927 IN EACH OF THE TEN WORLD WIDE WICKET BUILDINGS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. 1552 01:41:06,927 --> 01:41:08,929 NOW-- WELL, NOW YOU KNOW, SIR. 1553 01:41:08,929 --> 01:41:11,932 BUT IT JUST MUST BE A SECRET BETWEEN YOU AND ME. 1554 01:41:11,932 --> 01:41:15,436 FINCH, YOU'RE A BRILLIANT YOUNG MAN, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'VE LET US DOWN. 1555 01:41:15,436 --> 01:41:17,938 [ Sighs ] YOU'VE MISSED THE BOAT ! 1556 01:41:17,938 --> 01:41:20,441 HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS OUT PROPERLY. 1557 01:41:20,441 --> 01:41:22,443 WHY, SIR ? I DON'T-- 1558 01:41:22,443 --> 01:41:27,948 TELL ME, WHY DOES THIS TREASURE GIRL HAVE TO BE A BIG-NAME PERSONALITY ? 1559 01:41:31,952 --> 01:41:35,322 [ Traffic Roaring, Horn Beeping ] 1560 01:41:35,322 --> 01:41:38,826 RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR. [ Chattering ] 1561 01:41:38,826 --> 01:41:43,330 DRESS REHEARSAL WENT EXCEEDINGLY WELL. 1562 01:41:43,330 --> 01:41:46,834 [ Man On P.A. ] QUIET, PLEASE. FIVE SECONDS TO AIR. 1563 01:41:46,834 --> 01:41:49,837 [ Man ] FIVE, FOUR, THREE-- I THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE IT ALL FROM HERE, SIR. 1564 01:41:49,837 --> 01:41:51,839 [ Man, Continuing ] ONE-- 1565 01:41:56,343 --> 01:41:58,345 [ Applauding ] 1566 01:42:01,849 --> 01:42:04,351 [ Male Announcer ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD WIDE WICKET... 1567 01:42:04,351 --> 01:42:07,855 MASTER OF CEREMONIES, MR. GEORGE FENNEMAN. 1568 01:42:07,855 --> 01:42:11,358 [ Applauding Continues ] 1569 01:42:17,865 --> 01:42:20,367 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WORLD WIDE WICKET COMPANY, 1570 01:42:20,367 --> 01:42:23,370 WHOSE SLOGAN FOR OVER 100 YEARS OF SERVICE TO YOUR COMMUNITY... 1571 01:42:23,871 --> 01:42:28,375 HAS BEEN, "A DAY WITHOUT A WICKET IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE," 1572 01:42:28,375 --> 01:42:30,377 BRINGS YOU NOW, IN LIVING COLOR, 1573 01:42:30,377 --> 01:42:32,880 THE WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE HUNT. 1574 01:42:34,882 --> 01:42:38,886 HERE WITH US TONIGHT, TO INSURE ABSOLUTE INTEGRITY TO OUR GIVEAWAY SHOW, 1575 01:42:38,886 --> 01:42:41,889 WE WELCOME THE DISTINGUISHED SUPREME COURT JUSTICE, 1576 01:42:42,389 --> 01:42:44,892 LELAND ANTHONY HOWSMEYER, 1577 01:42:44,892 --> 01:42:47,394 UNITED STATES SENATOR WELLINGTON WASHBURN... 1578 01:42:47,394 --> 01:42:51,899 AND DR. STANTON J. NOBLE OF THE AMERICAN UNIVERSITY ADVISORY COMMITTEE. 1579 01:42:51,899 --> 01:42:54,902 AND YOUR JOB, GENTLEMEN: TO ENSURE AN ABSOLUTELY... 1580 01:42:55,402 --> 01:42:58,405 UNRIGGED, UNFIXED GIVEAWAY OF MONEY TONIGHT. 1581 01:42:58,906 --> 01:43:01,408 GOOD TOUCH, FINCH. NICE TONE OF DIGNITY AND DISTINCTION. 1582 01:43:01,408 --> 01:43:05,913 AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: 1583 01:43:05,913 --> 01:43:08,916 THE WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE GIRL ! 1584 01:43:08,916 --> 01:43:11,418 ???? [ Fanfare ] HELLO THERE ! 1585 01:43:11,418 --> 01:43:15,422 I'M YOUR WORLD WIDE WICKET TREASURE GIRL ! 1586 01:43:15,422 --> 01:43:17,424 OOH ! 1587 01:43:22,429 --> 01:43:24,932 I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU THE FIRST CLUE... 1588 01:43:24,932 --> 01:43:29,436 TO WHERE 50,000 SHARES OF STOCK ARE HIDDEN. 1589 01:43:29,436 --> 01:43:31,939 - OOH ! - [ Drum Roll ] 1590 01:43:32,439 --> 01:43:34,942 SAY, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER WHERE THE TREASURE IS MYSELF. 1591 01:43:34,942 --> 01:43:36,944 YEAH, PONTY, WHERE IS IT HIDDEN ? NO, NO. 1592 01:43:36,944 --> 01:43:38,946 NOBODY IN THE WORLD KNOWS BUT J.B. AND MYSELF. 1593 01:43:38,946 --> 01:43:40,948 RIGHT, J.B. ? RIGHT, FINCH. 1594 01:43:40,948 --> 01:43:43,450 ALL RIGHT, TREASURE GIRL. 1595 01:43:43,450 --> 01:43:48,956 - MAY WE HAVE THE FIRST CLUE, PLEASE ? - [ Together ] THE FIRST CLUE. 1596 01:43:48,956 --> 01:43:52,459 OOH ! 1597 01:43:52,459 --> 01:43:56,463 THE FIRST CLUE IS-- ONE MOMENT, MISS TREASURE GIRL. 1598 01:43:56,463 --> 01:43:58,465 THIS MAN IS CARRYING A BIBLE. 1599 01:43:58,465 --> 01:44:00,968 WOULD YOU PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THE BIBLE, PLEASE ? 1600 01:44:01,468 --> 01:44:03,971 NO, YOUR OTHER RIGHT HAND. 1601 01:44:03,971 --> 01:44:08,475 DO YOU SWEAR THERE HAS BEEN NO FIXING OR RIGGING IN CONNECTION WITH THIS SHOW ? 1602 01:44:09,977 --> 01:44:12,479 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER ? SHE LOOKED SURPRISED. 1603 01:44:12,479 --> 01:44:14,481 YES, SHE IS. HEDY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 1604 01:44:14,481 --> 01:44:18,485 I WANTED THIS PART OF THE SHOW TO BE COMPLETELY SPONTANEOUS AND SORT OF UNREHEARSED. 1605 01:44:18,986 --> 01:44:21,989 THAT CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS. 1606 01:44:21,989 --> 01:44:24,491 DO YOU SWEAR THAT YOU YOURSELF DO NOT KNOW... 1607 01:44:24,491 --> 01:44:26,994 WHERE THE TREASURE IS ACTUALLY HIDDEN ? 1608 01:44:26,994 --> 01:44:29,496 IS THIS A REAL BIBLE ? 1609 01:44:29,496 --> 01:44:33,000 [ Audience Gasping ] YES, THIS IS A REAL BIBLE. 1610 01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,502 YOU SEE, WE'RE GOING TO GET INTO TROUBLE. 1611 01:44:35,502 --> 01:44:40,507 WHY, J.B. ? YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS HIDDEN. 1612 01:44:40,507 --> 01:44:43,010 I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T KNOW, DOES SHE ? 1613 01:44:43,010 --> 01:44:46,013 [ Fenneman ] PLEASE. TIME IS SLIPPING BY. DOES SHE ? 1614 01:44:46,013 --> 01:44:50,017 UH, TREASURE GIRL. THE ENTIRE NATION IS WAITING. 1615 01:44:50,017 --> 01:44:53,520 -I'LL REPEAT THE QUESTION. - NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. 1616 01:44:54,021 --> 01:44:57,024 MISS TREASURE GIRL-- I DO NOT WISH TO TAKE A BUM RAP. 1617 01:44:57,524 --> 01:44:59,526 MISS TREASURE GIRL-- MY MOMMY AND DADDY TOLD ME NEVER... 1618 01:44:59,526 --> 01:45:02,529 TO SWEAR FALSE WITNESS AGAINST PERJURY. 1619 01:45:02,529 --> 01:45:05,032 IDOKNOW WHERE THE TREASURE IS HIDDEN. 1620 01:45:05,032 --> 01:45:07,534 I FOUND OUT LAST NIGHT ! 1621 01:45:07,534 --> 01:45:12,539 THERE IS TREASURE HIDDEN IN ALL THE WORLD WIDE WICKET BUILDINGS. 1622 01:45:13,040 --> 01:45:16,043 - RIGHT NOW. - [ Clamoring ] 1623 01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:18,045 [ Fenneman ] PLEASE, FOLKS, COME BACK. EVERYONE TAKE A SEAT. 1624 01:45:18,045 --> 01:45:20,047 [ Continues, Indistinct ] 1625 01:45:20,547 --> 01:45:22,549 [ Clamoring Continues ] 1626 01:45:27,054 --> 01:45:29,056 SAM, STOP THAT ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1627 01:45:29,056 --> 01:45:32,559 IT'S ANOTHER TREASURE HUNTER. THIS LITTLE CREEP TRIED TO SNEAK PAST ME THREE TIMES ! 1628 01:45:33,060 --> 01:45:37,064 TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HIM ! I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, SIR. 1629 01:45:37,064 --> 01:45:39,066 THIS IS THE LITTLE CREEP WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 1630 01:45:39,566 --> 01:45:42,569 CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD ? THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME. OH ! 1631 01:45:43,070 --> 01:45:46,073 I'M VERY SORRY, MR. WOMPER. IF YOU'LL COME WITH ME, MR. BIGGLEY'S WAITING. 1632 01:45:48,075 --> 01:45:51,078 MISS JONES, HAVE YOU SEEN PONTY ? NO. EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FOR HIM. 1633 01:45:51,078 --> 01:45:53,080 OH, POOR BABY. I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM. 1634 01:45:53,080 --> 01:45:56,583 HE WAS A NICE BOY, BUT SOMEBODY'S HEAD HAS TO ROLL. 1635 01:46:03,390 --> 01:46:05,892 [ Author's Voice ] HOW TO HANDLE A DISASTER. 1636 01:46:05,892 --> 01:46:10,397 IN EVERY BUSINESSMAN'S CAREER, THERE ARE TIMES WHEN EVERYTHING GOES WRONG. 1637 01:46:10,397 --> 01:46:13,400 THIS IS A TIME FOR MAINTAINING A COOL HEAD... 1638 01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:16,403 AND FOLLOWING THE ONE, SIMPLE RULE: 1639 01:46:16,403 --> 01:46:18,905 PUT THE BLAME ON SOMEBODY ELSE. 1640 01:46:29,416 --> 01:46:31,418 OH, PONTY ! I'VE BEEN WORRIED TO DEATH. 1641 01:46:31,918 --> 01:46:33,420 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ? 1642 01:46:33,920 --> 01:46:35,422 I'VE BEEN JUST WALKING THE STREETS. 1643 01:46:35,922 --> 01:46:37,924 I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING, THINKING-- WELL-- 1644 01:46:37,924 --> 01:46:40,927 OH, YOU'VE GOT A BRUISE ON YOUR HEAD. I KNOW ! 1645 01:46:40,927 --> 01:46:43,430 I KNOW, I GOT IT LAST NIGHT. THEY-- 1646 01:46:43,430 --> 01:46:46,433 WELL, THEY THREW ME OUT OF A SALOON. WHY'D THEY DO THAT ? 1647 01:46:47,434 --> 01:46:49,936 I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING. THE BRUTES. 1648 01:46:49,936 --> 01:46:52,939 OH, PONTY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? I WAS SO WORRIED, AND EVERYONE'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 1649 01:46:52,939 --> 01:46:54,941 YES, I BET. I'M GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 1650 01:46:54,941 --> 01:46:58,945 BUT BEFORE THEY FIND ME, I HAVE TO READ UP ON HOW TO HANDLE THIS DISASTER. 1651 01:46:58,945 --> 01:47:00,947 READ UP ? WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? 1652 01:47:00,947 --> 01:47:04,451 WELL, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU. SEE, BEFORE I CAME TO THIS COMPANY, 1653 01:47:04,451 --> 01:47:06,453 I WAS A-- WHAT WERE YOU ? 1654 01:47:06,453 --> 01:47:09,956 I WAS A WINDOW WASHER. 1655 01:47:09,956 --> 01:47:12,459 THEN I CAME ACROSS THIS BOOK. 1656 01:47:12,459 --> 01:47:14,961 HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS. 1657 01:47:15,462 --> 01:47:17,464 IT JUST MUST EXPLAIN HOW TO PUT THE BLAME ON SOMEONE ELSE. 1658 01:47:17,964 --> 01:47:19,966 OH, PONTY, YOU WOULDN'T. THAT'S DISHONEST. 1659 01:47:19,966 --> 01:47:22,969 IT WAS YOUR IDEA. YOU'VE GOT TO GO IN THERE AND FACE THE MUSIC. 1660 01:47:22,969 --> 01:47:25,455 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE IN BIG BUSINESS. 1661 01:47:25,455 --> 01:47:29,459 THEY-- THEY'D FIRE ME. I'D HAVE TO GO BACK TO WASHING WINDOWS. 1662 01:47:29,960 --> 01:47:32,462 PONTY, I COULDN'T LOVE A MAN WHO WASN'T HONEST. 1663 01:47:32,462 --> 01:47:34,464 IF YOU DON'T MAKE A CLEAN BREAST OF EVERYTHING, 1664 01:47:34,981 --> 01:47:36,983 I'LL NEVER HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR YOU. ROSEMARY, LOOK. 1665 01:47:36,983 --> 01:47:40,987 IT'S NO LIFE FOR YOU, BEING MARRIED TO A-- A WINDOW WASHER. 1666 01:47:40,987 --> 01:47:43,490 PONTY, 1667 01:47:43,490 --> 01:47:46,493 ARE YOU GONNA GO IN THERE AND FACE THEM HONESTLY OR NOT ? 1668 01:47:48,995 --> 01:47:50,497 GOOD-BYE, PONTY. 1669 01:47:50,997 --> 01:47:52,999 [ Footsteps Receding ] 1670 01:47:55,001 --> 01:47:57,504 ROSEMARY, WAIT ! 1671 01:47:59,005 --> 01:48:01,007 ROSEMARY, WAIT ! ROSEMARY ! 1672 01:48:01,007 --> 01:48:03,009 AHA ! FINCH, YOU'RE WANTED IN J.B.'S OFFICE. 1673 01:48:03,510 --> 01:48:06,012 YEAH, WELL, I THOUGHT I'D WASH UP FIRST. THEY WANT YOU NOW. 1674 01:48:06,012 --> 01:48:08,014 THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED. 1675 01:48:08,014 --> 01:48:11,351 LET ME TELL YOU BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER. I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COMPANY, 1676 01:48:11,351 --> 01:48:13,854 THE MAN WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON HERE. 1677 01:48:13,854 --> 01:48:17,357 I WANT TO STATE RIGHT NOW THAT ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED IS NOT MY FAULT ! 1678 01:48:17,357 --> 01:48:19,359 [ Sighs ] THERE'S ONE BRIGHT SIDE TO THIS THING, WALLY. 1679 01:48:19,359 --> 01:48:21,361 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW WE'VE SOMEONE WE CAN PIN IT ON. 1680 01:48:21,862 --> 01:48:23,864 YOU'LL SOON SEE WHERE THE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS WHOLE THING LIES. 1681 01:48:24,364 --> 01:48:26,366 WHEN FINCH GETS HERE, I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING. 1682 01:48:26,867 --> 01:48:28,368 THIS IS A VERY SLICK YOUNGSTER, WALLY. 1683 01:48:28,869 --> 01:48:30,871 [ Chattering ] HERE HE IS NOW. 1684 01:48:32,372 --> 01:48:34,875 ALL RIGHT. MR. BIGGLEY, PLEASE-- I'LL DO ALL THE TALKING. 1685 01:48:34,875 --> 01:48:38,378 BY THE WAY, YOU HAVEN'T MET MR. WOMPER. THIS IS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 1686 01:48:38,378 --> 01:48:40,380 HOW DO YOU DO, MR. WOMPER. MR. WOMPER-- NO SPEECHES. 1687 01:48:40,380 --> 01:48:42,883 IT'S ALL SETTLED. I WANT YOU TO SIGN A LETTER OF RESIGNATION... 1688 01:48:43,383 --> 01:48:45,385 IN WHICH YOU ACCEPT ALL THE BLAME FOR WHAT HAPPENED. 1689 01:48:48,388 --> 01:48:50,390 [ Whispering ] ROSEMARY. WHAT ? 1690 01:48:50,390 --> 01:48:53,894 ALL RIGHT, MR. BIGGLEY, I-- ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE GLAD TO SIGN THE RESIGNATION. 1691 01:48:53,894 --> 01:48:55,896 IS THIS ONE OF YOUR TRICKS ? NO, MR. BIGGLEY. 1692 01:48:55,896 --> 01:49:00,901 I'M THROUGH WITH ALL THAT. TH-THIS FIRM HAS BEEN PRETTY GOOD TO ME. 1693 01:49:01,401 --> 01:49:03,403 NOW, I'M JUST GOING TO RESIGN. I'M GONNA TAKE THE BLAME... 1694 01:49:03,403 --> 01:49:06,907 AND GO BACK TO WHAT I DID BEFORE I CAME HERE. 1695 01:49:06,907 --> 01:49:11,912 - WHAT DID YOU DO, FINCH ? - [ Sighs ] 1696 01:49:13,413 --> 01:49:16,416 - I WAS A WINDOW WASHER. - NO KIDDIN' ! 1697 01:49:16,416 --> 01:49:18,418 I STARTED AS A WINDOW WASHER MYSELF ! 1698 01:49:18,418 --> 01:49:20,921 [ Chattering ] 1699 01:49:25,425 --> 01:49:27,427 YOUWERE A WINDOW WASHER ? 1700 01:49:27,427 --> 01:49:29,930 WHAT THE HELL DID YOU THINK I WAS, A RAIL-SPLITTER ? 1701 01:49:29,930 --> 01:49:32,432 [ Chuckles ] COLLEGE MAN. 1702 01:49:32,933 --> 01:49:34,434 SO YOU WERE A WINDOW WASHER ? CALL ME WALLY. YES, MR. WOMPER. 1703 01:49:34,935 --> 01:49:37,938 OKAY, WALLY. WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME PONTY ? TELL ME, FINCH-- 1704 01:49:37,938 --> 01:49:40,941 OKAY, PONTY. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD ANYBODY AROUND HERE I COULD TALK TO. 1705 01:49:40,941 --> 01:49:42,943 HOW'D YOU HAPPEN TO GO INTO THIS BUSINESS ? WELL, SIR-- 1706 01:49:42,943 --> 01:49:44,945 LET ME TELL YA, I HAD A BOOK-- ME TOO. 1707 01:49:44,945 --> 01:49:47,948 IT WAS A BOOK ON HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS. 1708 01:49:47,948 --> 01:49:50,951 MY BOOK WAS MORE USEFUL. I BOOKED BETS FOR ALL THE OTHER WINDOW WASHERS. 1709 01:49:51,451 --> 01:49:54,454 CLEANED UP A BUNDLE. SHOULD HAVE STOOD IN THAT BUSINESS. 1710 01:49:54,454 --> 01:49:57,958 EIGHT BUILDINGS WRECKED, OUR STOCK IS DOWN FIVE POINTS ! 1711 01:49:57,958 --> 01:50:01,461 - WE'RE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE INDUSTRY. - UGH ! I KNOW, WALLY. 1712 01:50:01,461 --> 01:50:03,964 - IT'S GHASTLY. - PONTY, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN ? 1713 01:50:03,964 --> 01:50:07,968 I COULD UNDERSTAND A COLLEGE MAN PULLING A BONER LIKE THIS, BUT NOT NO WINDOW WASHER ! 1714 01:50:07,968 --> 01:50:10,470 NOW, THIS IDEA OF YOURS ABOUT A TREASURE HUNT-- 1715 01:50:10,971 --> 01:50:14,474 NOW, HOLD IT, WALLY. LOOK, IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I WON'T DO, 1716 01:50:14,474 --> 01:50:17,477 IT'S TAKE CREDIT FOR ANOTHER MAN'S IDEA. 1717 01:50:17,477 --> 01:50:21,481 ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S THE BOSS'S NEPHEW. 1718 01:50:21,481 --> 01:50:23,984 [ Nonchalant Chattering ] 1719 01:50:27,487 --> 01:50:29,990 YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HIRED YOUR NEPHEW. 1720 01:50:29,990 --> 01:50:33,994 NEPHEW ? OH, NEPHEW. HE'S NOT REALLY MY NEPHEW, HE'S MY WIFE'S NEPHEW. 1721 01:50:33,994 --> 01:50:37,497 I NEVER SHOWED HIM ANY FAVORITISM. IN FACT, I HATE HIM. 1722 01:50:37,497 --> 01:50:41,001 BUT YOU LOVE HIS IDEAS. NO, WHEN HE TOLD ME THE IDEA, I THOUGHT IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA. 1723 01:50:41,001 --> 01:50:43,503 WHEN FINCH BROUGHT IT TO ME, I STILL SAID IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA. 1724 01:50:43,503 --> 01:50:46,006 IN FACT, I TOLD FINCH IT WAS A LOUSY IDEA ! 1725 01:50:46,006 --> 01:50:48,008 WHY DID YOU BUY IT ? SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA. 1726 01:50:48,008 --> 01:50:52,012 TREASURE HUNT, TREASURE GIRL. FINCH DRESSED IT ALL UP. 1727 01:50:52,012 --> 01:50:55,515 HE CAN'T DENY THAT THE IDEA OF THE TREASURE GIRL... WAS HIS ! 1728 01:50:55,515 --> 01:50:57,517 [ Executives Agreeing ] 1729 01:50:59,519 --> 01:51:03,023 WALLY, THAT WAS MY IDEA. AND NOT A BAD ONE, PONTY. 1730 01:51:03,023 --> 01:51:05,525 BUT WHO THE HELL PICKED THAT BUBBLE-HEADED TOMATO ? 1731 01:51:06,026 --> 01:51:08,028 [ Executives Murmuring ] 1732 01:51:09,029 --> 01:51:11,531 [ Clears Throat ] 1733 01:51:13,533 --> 01:51:17,537 AHA ! DON'T GET ANY WRONG IDEAS, WALLY. SHE'S A FINE GIRL. 1734 01:51:17,537 --> 01:51:20,040 YOU SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH HER. 1735 01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,042 I INTEND TO. 1736 01:51:22,542 --> 01:51:26,046 WELL, I THINK I GOT THE WHOLE PICTURE. 1737 01:51:26,046 --> 01:51:30,050 NOW, THE QUESTION IS WHAT TO DO AND WHO TO DO IT TO. 1738 01:51:30,050 --> 01:51:32,385 WALLY, BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY HASTY DECISIONS, I'D-- 1739 01:51:32,385 --> 01:51:34,888 WELL, I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS. ABOUT WHAT ? 1740 01:51:34,888 --> 01:51:36,890 ABOUT, WELL-- ABOUT HUMANITY. OH ! 1741 01:51:36,890 --> 01:51:40,393 NO, LOOK, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL PART OF THE COLD, CORPORATE SETUP, 1742 01:51:40,393 --> 01:51:44,397 DEEP DOWN UNDER OUR SKINS THERE'S FLESH AND BLOOD. 1743 01:51:44,397 --> 01:51:47,400 - WE'RE ALL BROTHERS. - BUT SOME OF US ARE UNCLES ! 1744 01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:50,403 ?? NOW YOU MAY JOIN THE ELKS, MY FRIEND ?? 1745 01:51:50,403 --> 01:51:52,405 ?? AND I MAY JOIN THE SHRINERS ?? 1746 01:51:52,906 --> 01:51:54,908 ?? AND OTHER MEN MAY CARRY CARDS ?? 1747 01:51:54,908 --> 01:51:57,410 ?? AS MEMBERS OF THE DINERS ?? 1748 01:51:57,410 --> 01:51:59,913 ?? STILL OTHERS WEAR A GOLDEN KEY ?? 1749 01:51:59,913 --> 01:52:02,415 ?? OR SMALL GREEK LETTER PIN ?? 1750 01:52:02,415 --> 01:52:05,919 ?? BUT I HAVE LEARNED THERE'S ONE GREAT CLUB ?? 1751 01:52:05,919 --> 01:52:08,922 ?? THAT ALL OF US ARE IN ?? 1752 01:52:09,923 --> 01:52:14,427 ?? THERE IS A BROTHERHOOD ?? 1753 01:52:14,427 --> 01:52:16,429 ?? OF MAN ?? 1754 01:52:16,930 --> 01:52:19,432 ?? ?? A BENEVOLENT BROTHERHOOD 1755 01:52:19,933 --> 01:52:22,435 ?? OF MAN ?? 1756 01:52:22,435 --> 01:52:24,938 ?? A NOBLE TIE THAT BINDS ?? 1757 01:52:24,938 --> 01:52:27,440 ?? ALL HUMAN HEARTS AND MINDS ?? 1758 01:52:27,440 --> 01:52:32,445 ?? INTO A BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1759 01:52:32,946 --> 01:52:35,448 ?? YOUR LIFELONG MEMBERSHIP ?? 1760 01:52:35,448 --> 01:52:37,951 ?? IS FREE ?? 1761 01:52:37,951 --> 01:52:40,954 ?? KEEP A-GIVIN' EACH BROTHER ALL ?? 1762 01:52:40,954 --> 01:52:43,456 ?? YOU CAN ?? 1763 01:52:43,456 --> 01:52:46,459 ?? OH, AREN'T YOU PROUD TO BE ?? 1764 01:52:46,459 --> 01:52:48,962 ?? IN THAT FRATERNITY ?? 1765 01:52:48,962 --> 01:52:54,467 ?? THE GREAT BIG BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1766 01:52:54,467 --> 01:52:58,471 NOW, WALLY, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THAT BEFORE YOU CONSIDER FIRING MR. BIGGLEY. 1767 01:52:58,471 --> 01:53:00,974 WHO'S CONSIDERING THAT ? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE ! 1768 01:53:00,974 --> 01:53:03,977 YOU SEE, I KNOW WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND. YOU'D LIKE TO CLEAR OUT THE WHOLE PLACE. 1769 01:53:03,977 --> 01:53:05,979 FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. 1770 01:53:05,979 --> 01:53:09,482 IT'S THE OBVIOUS MOVE, BUT STOP AND THINK. 1771 01:53:09,482 --> 01:53:12,485 ?? ONE MAN MAY SEEM INCOMPETENT ?? 1772 01:53:12,485 --> 01:53:14,487 ?? ANOTHER NOT MAKE SENSE ?? 1773 01:53:14,487 --> 01:53:16,489 ?? WHILE OTHERS LOOK LIKE QUITE A WASTE ?? 1774 01:53:16,489 --> 01:53:18,491 ?? OF COMPANY EXPENSE ?? 1775 01:53:18,491 --> 01:53:20,493 ?? THEY NEED A BROTHER'S LEADERSHIP ?? 1776 01:53:20,493 --> 01:53:22,996 ?? SO PLEASE DON'T DO THEM IN ?? 1777 01:53:22,996 --> 01:53:25,498 ?? REMEMBER MEDIOCRITY ?? 1778 01:53:25,498 --> 01:53:28,501 ?? IS NOT A MORTAL SIN ?? 1779 01:53:28,501 --> 01:53:31,504 ?? THEY'RE... IN... THE ?? [ Executives ] ?? WE'RE... IN... THE ?? 1780 01:53:32,005 --> 01:53:35,508 [ Executives ] ?? BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1781 01:53:35,508 --> 01:53:38,511 ?? DEDICATED TO GIVING ALL ?? 1782 01:53:38,511 --> 01:53:40,513 ?? WE CAN ?? 1783 01:53:40,513 --> 01:53:44,017 ?? OH-H, AREN'T YOU PROUD TO BE ?? 1784 01:53:44,017 --> 01:53:46,519 ?? IN THAT FRATERNITY ?? 1785 01:53:46,519 --> 01:53:51,524 [ All ] ?? THE GREAT BIG BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1786 01:54:06,539 --> 01:54:09,042 OW ! WHAT'D I DO ? 1787 01:54:09,042 --> 01:54:12,545 NO KIDDIN' ! ?? IS THERE REALLY A BROTHERHOOD ?? 1788 01:54:13,046 --> 01:54:15,548 ?? OF MAN ?? ?? YOU ARE A BROTHER ?? 1789 01:54:16,049 --> 01:54:19,052 ?? A BENEVOLENT BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1790 01:54:19,052 --> 01:54:23,056 ?? OH, YES, OH, YES A NOBLE TIE THAT BINDS ?? 1791 01:54:23,056 --> 01:54:25,058 ?? ALL HUMAN HEARTS AND MINDS ?? 1792 01:54:25,558 --> 01:54:29,562 ?? INTO ONE BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? 1793 01:54:29,562 --> 01:54:32,065 ?? OH, YES OUR LIFELONG MEMBERSHIP ?? 1794 01:54:32,065 --> 01:54:35,068 ?? IS FREE ?? 1795 01:54:35,068 --> 01:54:39,572 ?? KEEP GIVIN' EACH BROTHER ALL YOU CAN ?? 1796 01:54:39,572 --> 01:54:42,575 ?? OH, AREN'T YOU PROUD TO BE ?? [ Miss Jones ] ?? YOU, YOU GOT ME ?? 1797 01:54:42,575 --> 01:54:45,078 ?? IN THAT FRATERNITY ?? ?? ME, I GOT YOU ?? 1798 01:54:45,078 --> 01:54:49,082 ?? THAT GREAT BIG BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ?? ?? YOU ?? 1799 01:54:51,584 --> 01:54:53,586 [ Miss Jones ] ?? OH, THAT NOBLE FEELING ?? 1800 01:54:53,586 --> 01:54:56,089 ?? FEELS LIKE BELLS ARE PEALING ?? 1801 01:54:56,089 --> 01:55:00,593 ?? DOWN WITH DOUBLE-DEALING OH, BROTHER ?? 1802 01:55:00,593 --> 01:55:03,096 ?? YOU, YOU GOT ME ?? 1803 01:55:03,596 --> 01:55:08,101 ?? ME, I GOT YOU ?? 1804 01:55:08,101 --> 01:55:11,104 ?? YOU ?? 1805 01:55:11,104 --> 01:55:13,606 [ All ] ?? OH, THAT NOBLE FEELING ?? 1806 01:55:13,606 --> 01:55:16,109 ?? ?? FEELS LIKE BELLS ARE PEALING 1807 01:55:16,109 --> 01:55:18,111 ?? DOWN WITH DOUBLE-DEALING ?? 1808 01:55:18,611 --> 01:55:20,613 ?? OH, BROTHER ?? 1809 01:55:21,114 --> 01:55:23,116 ?? YOU, YOU GOT ME ?? 1810 01:55:23,616 --> 01:55:27,620 ?? ME, I GOT YOU ?? 1811 01:55:27,620 --> 01:55:30,623 ?? YOU ?? 1812 01:55:31,124 --> 01:55:33,126 ?? OH ?? ?? OH, THAT NOBLE FEELING ?? 1813 01:55:33,126 --> 01:55:35,628 ?? FEELS LIKE BELLS ARE PEALING ?? 1814 01:55:35,628 --> 01:55:38,131 ?? DOWN WITH DOUBLE-DEALING ?? 1815 01:55:38,131 --> 01:55:40,633 ?? OH, BROTHER ?? 1816 01:55:40,633 --> 01:55:45,138 ?? YOU, YOU GOT ME ME, I GOT YOU ?? 1817 01:55:47,640 --> 01:55:51,144 ?? YOU ?? ?? YOUR LIFELONG MEMBERSHIP ?? 1818 01:55:51,644 --> 01:55:53,646 ?? IS FREE ?? 1819 01:55:54,147 --> 01:55:56,149 ?? KEEP A-GIVIN' EACH BROTHER ALL ?? 1820 01:55:56,649 --> 01:55:59,152 ?? YOU CAN ?? 1821 01:55:59,152 --> 01:56:01,654 ?? OH, AREN'T YOU PROUD TO BE ?? 1822 01:56:01,654 --> 01:56:04,157 ?? IN THAT FRATERNITY ?? 1823 01:56:04,157 --> 01:56:11,164 ?? THAT GREAT BIG BROTHERHOOD OF MAN ???? 1824 01:56:18,671 --> 01:56:20,673 OH, MATT, MATT. OH, MATT. ANY WORD ? 1825 01:56:20,673 --> 01:56:23,176 SOMETHING BIG IS BREWING. OH, MISS JONES. WHAT'S UP ? 1826 01:56:23,676 --> 01:56:25,178 ALL I CAN SAY IS THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME CHANGES. OH. 1827 01:56:25,678 --> 01:56:27,180 [ Whimpering ] YOU HEAR THAT ? CHANGES. 1828 01:56:27,680 --> 01:56:29,182 BOYS AND GIRLS, BOYS AND GIRLS. 1829 01:56:29,682 --> 01:56:31,684 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? GATHER ROUND. 1830 01:56:31,684 --> 01:56:34,187 GATHER ROUND. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 1831 01:56:34,187 --> 01:56:37,190 AS YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW CHANGES MADE AT WORLD WIDE WICKETS. 1832 01:56:37,690 --> 01:56:41,194 [ Mournful Chattering ] I'M SPEAKING TO YOU NOW IN MY NEW CAPACITY... 1833 01:56:41,194 --> 01:56:43,196 AS VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE... 1834 01:56:43,196 --> 01:56:46,199 OF EMPLOYEE MORALE AND PSYCHOLOGICAL ADJUSTMENT. 1835 01:56:46,199 --> 01:56:48,701 [ Applauding, Cheering ] 1836 01:56:48,701 --> 01:56:51,704 MR. TACKABERRY HERE IS NOW IN CHARGE OF PERSONNEL. 1837 01:56:55,208 --> 01:56:58,211 AND NOW, I'D LIKE TO HAVE YOU HEAR A FEW WORDS... 1838 01:56:58,211 --> 01:57:01,714 FROM OUR HARD-DRIVING, HARD-WORKING PRESIDENT. 1839 01:57:04,717 --> 01:57:07,720 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. BOYS AND GIRLS, I HAVE VERY GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. 1840 01:57:07,720 --> 01:57:11,724 I CAN TRUTHFULLY STATE THAT WORLD WIDE WICKETS IS NOW STRONGER THAN EVER. 1841 01:57:11,724 --> 01:57:15,228 AND MUCH OF THE CREDIT FOR THIS SHOULD GO TO A VERY LOYAL AND VERY ABLE YOUNG MAN. 1842 01:57:15,728 --> 01:57:17,230 COME HERE, FINCH. OH. 1843 01:57:17,730 --> 01:57:20,233 MOST OF YOU ARE AWARE THAT THIS YOUNGSTER'S RISE HAS BEEN RAPID. 1844 01:57:20,233 --> 01:57:23,736 FOR A WHILE I THOUGHT HE WAS AFTER MY JOB. AW. [ Chuckles ] 1845 01:57:23,736 --> 01:57:26,239 LUCKILY FOR ME, HE DIDN'T WANT IT. NO, NO, J.B. 1846 01:57:26,239 --> 01:57:28,241 YOUR JOB IS MUCH TOO TOUGH FOR ME. 1847 01:57:28,241 --> 01:57:32,745 IF ANY CREDIT IS DUE, IT SHOULD GO TO A GREAT MAN AND A GREAT HUMANITARIAN, 1848 01:57:32,745 --> 01:57:36,249 I MEAN THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD, MR. WALLY WOMPER. 1849 01:57:36,249 --> 01:57:38,251 HEAR, HEAR ! INCIDENTALLY, FOLKS, MR. WOMPER... 1850 01:57:38,751 --> 01:57:40,753 HAS HIS CHARMING NEW WIFE WITH HIM HERE TODAY. 1851 01:57:40,753 --> 01:57:43,756 LET'S GET THEM BOTH OUT HERE, MR. AND MRS. WOMPER. 1852 01:57:47,760 --> 01:57:50,763 [ Applauding ] 1853 01:57:52,265 --> 01:57:55,268 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, BOYS AND GIRLS. THANK YOU. 1854 01:57:55,268 --> 01:57:57,270 AND NOW, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 1855 01:57:57,270 --> 01:58:01,274 AFTER 30 LONG YEARS OF SERVICE TO-- [ Stammers ] 1856 01:58:03,776 --> 01:58:05,778 AFTER 30 LONG YEARS OF SERVICE TO THIS COMPANY... 1857 01:58:06,279 --> 01:58:08,781 AS CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD, I'VE DECIDED TO RETIRE. 1858 01:58:09,282 --> 01:58:12,785 MY WIFE AND I ARE TAKING A LONG HONEYMOON TRIP AROUND THE WORLD. 1859 01:58:12,785 --> 01:58:15,788 SWEETIE, WHAT A SURPRISE ! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ! 1860 01:58:16,289 --> 01:58:18,791 I DIDN'T KNOW MYSELF UNTIL FINCH HANDED ME THE TICKETS. 1861 01:58:18,791 --> 01:58:20,793 WELL, WHAT THE HELL. 1862 01:58:21,294 --> 01:58:23,796 IT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. I'LL CONCENTRATE ON YOU. 1863 01:58:23,796 --> 01:58:26,799 [ Chuckling, Coughing ] WALLY, WHO'S GOING TO BE THE NEW CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD ? 1864 01:58:27,300 --> 01:58:29,802 - AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW. - I'LL KILL MYSELF. 1865 01:58:30,303 --> 01:58:33,306 PONTY, IT'S YOUR BABY NOW. TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT. 1866 01:58:33,306 --> 01:58:35,308 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD-- CONGRATULATIONS. 1867 01:58:35,308 --> 01:58:37,810 I'LL ACCEPT. MISS JONES WILL TAKE MR. FINCH TO HIS NEW OFFICE. 1868 01:58:37,810 --> 01:58:40,813 - RIGHT THIS WAY, PONTY. - [ Happy Chattering ] 1869 01:58:40,813 --> 01:58:43,316 HAVE ANY OF YOU GIRLS HEARD FROM ROSEMARY ? 1870 01:58:43,316 --> 01:58:45,318 SHE PACKED UP HER THINGS AT THE APARTMENT. 1871 01:58:45,318 --> 01:58:47,820 SHE LEFT WITHOUT A WORD. WE THOUGHT YOU'D HEARD FROM HER. 1872 01:58:47,820 --> 01:58:50,823 RIGHT THROUGH HERE, PONTY. 1873 01:59:06,839 --> 01:59:09,342 WELL, PONTY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ? [ Chuckles ] LARGE. 1874 01:59:09,342 --> 01:59:13,346 [ Laughing ] SMITTY, YOU DON'T THINK THAT ROSEMARY WENT HOME TO HER MOTHER ? 1875 01:59:13,346 --> 01:59:17,850 SHE JUST HAS TO BE HERE. I MEAN, IT'S JUST-- IT'S JUST NO GOOD WITHOUT HER. 1876 01:59:17,850 --> 01:59:20,853 I'LL CALL HER FAMILY'S PLACE. MAYBE THEY'VE HEARD FROM HER. 1877 01:59:21,354 --> 01:59:23,856 LET ME KNOW, YOU KNOW, IF YOU HEAR-- 1878 01:59:35,368 --> 01:59:38,871 GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING, ROSEMARY. 1879 01:59:41,874 --> 01:59:45,378 ROSEMARY, MAKE UP YOUR MIND. IN OR OUT ? 1880 01:59:45,378 --> 01:59:47,880 I HAVE OTHER CLIENTS, YOU KNOW. [ Elevator Dings ] 1881 02:00:03,396 --> 02:00:06,899 I JUST COULDN'T LEAVE YOU. I'M STUCK WITH YOU, I GUESS. 1882 02:00:07,900 --> 02:00:10,903 I ADORE YOU. [ Rosemary Laughing ] 1883 02:00:14,407 --> 02:00:16,909 OH. WOW. UH-- 1884 02:00:16,909 --> 02:00:20,913 OH, THAT REMINDS ME. THEY WANT TO MAKE ME CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 1885 02:00:20,913 --> 02:00:22,915 LOOK, IS IT ALL RIGHT WITH YOU ? 1886 02:00:23,416 --> 02:00:27,920 DARLING, I DON'T CARE IF YOU WORK IN THE MAIL ROOM, OR YOU'RE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD, 1887 02:00:27,920 --> 02:00:30,423 OR YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 1888 02:00:30,923 --> 02:00:33,926 I LOVE YOU. AWW. [ Chuckles ] 1889 02:00:33,926 --> 02:00:35,928 SAY THAT AGAIN. I LOVE YOU. 1890 02:00:35,928 --> 02:00:37,930 NO, BEFORE THAT. ABOUT-- 1891 02:00:37,930 --> 02:00:41,934 ???? [ "Hail To The Chief" ] 1892 02:00:44,437 --> 02:00:46,439 GOOD MORNING, MR. PRESIDENT. 1893 02:00:50,443 --> 02:00:54,947 ?? WE'LL PLAY IT THE COMPANY WAY ?? 1894 02:00:54,947 --> 02:00:59,452 ?? EXECUTIVE POLICY IS BY US OKAY ?? 1895 02:00:59,952 --> 02:01:04,457 ?? YOU'LL NEVER BE PRESIDENT BUT THERE'S ONE THING CLEAR ?? 1896 02:01:04,457 --> 02:01:06,959 ?? WHOEVER THE COMPANY FIRES ?? 1897 02:01:06,959 --> 02:01:08,961 ?? WE WILL ?? 1898 02:01:09,462 --> 02:01:11,964 ?? STILL BE ?? 1899 02:01:11,964 --> 02:01:17,470 ?? HERE ???? 163920