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Here, you missed something on this
one.
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That's the design.
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It is?
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Sure, can't you see.
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Flowers against a background of...
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gravy.
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I've been meaning to talk to you
about Monday night.
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We want you and Ricky to help us
celebrate.
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It's our wedding anniversary.
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Oh, yours and Fred's?
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No, me and Gregory Peck.
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We've been married for 18 years
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and I vowed that at least once before
I died
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Fred was going to take me to a
nightclub
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on our wedding anniversary.
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Well, that sounds reasonable.
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Now this is my plan.
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We'll go in there and I'll say:
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"I know what let's do next Monday
night.
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Let's go to a nightclub."
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And you second the motion.
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Then Ricky will bound to his feet and
say
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"That's great."
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Then Fred will have to take me...
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Ricky bounds to his feet and says,
"That's great"?
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Right.
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Wrong, Ricky hates nightclubs.
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But he works in one.
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Your life should be just one gay
round of nightclubs.
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Yeah, that's what I thought when I
married a bandleader,
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but ever since we said "I do"
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there are so many things we don't.
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Well, it was a good idea while it
lasted.
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Gee, it was going to be the
Copacabana.
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The Copacabana.
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Uh-huh.
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Gee!
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Well, don't you worry, we'll go!
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We will?
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Sure, I want to go as much as you do.
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But don't forget you can catch more
flies
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with honey than you can with vinegar.
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You mean, be nice to the boys?
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Yeah, we'll be so lovey-dovey to them
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that they'll be sitting in a
nightclub
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before they know what hit them.
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Oh, that ought to do it.
Sure.
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Hey, Rick, are you doing anything
Monday night?
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I don't think so.
It's my night off, why?
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I'd like you to join me in
commemoration
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of an 18-year-old tragedy.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it's our wedding anniversary.
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Oh, you want us to join you in a
celebration?
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I prefer to think of it as a grim
reminder.
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I'd like to go over to Charlie's
steak house
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and then take in the fights.
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Oh, you dreamer, you.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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I don't know, Fred.
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If you want to go to the fights, I
think you should.
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After all, it's your anniversary.
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There must be some way
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we can get the girls to go to the
fights.
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Yeah, we can tie them in sacks
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and carry them in.
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I tell you what!
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As soon as they come into the living
room
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we'll be real nice to them, see
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soft-soap them a little
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smoosh 'em up.
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Smoosh?
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Ethel?
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Now, look, everybody knows you can
get around a woman
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with a little sweet talk.
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Well, that's all right for Lucy
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but it's a longer trip around Ethel.
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Do you want to go to the fights, or
don't you?
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All right, all right, I'll smooch.
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Okay, now...
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How can four people use so many
dishes?
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I don't know.
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What's the matter?
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What you standing up for?
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Because two gorgeous ladies entered
the room.
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They did, where?
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They mean us.
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Oh!
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You great big Latin lover, you!
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Oh, you sweet handsome man, you!
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You gorgeous exciting woman, you!
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I pass.
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Aw, isn't he cute?
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Darling, why don't you sit down here.
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Oh, yes, you sit down, too, baby.
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Well, you sit down on my lap.
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You'll be more comfortable there.
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All right.
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You sit there, darling.
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This chair is more comfortable.
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Oh, but if it's so comfortable
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I want you to have it.
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Ethel, do one thing that I ask, will
you, please?
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I said sit down!
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Ethel, don't you think you're
overdoing it a little?
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How about a cigarette?
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BOTH: I'll get them.
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No, don't trouble yourself.
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Oh!
Oh, sorry.
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Thank you very much.
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That's all right.
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Thank you, Lucy.
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Thank you very much.
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It's all right.
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ALL: Light, light?
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You know, Ricky, baby,
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there's only one time you look
handsomer than you do now
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and that's when you wear a tuxedo.
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Oh, yes, I think a tuxedo
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is the best- looking thing
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a man can wear.
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Unless he's wearing boxing trunks.
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Speaking of boxing
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there's nothing more exciting
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than a ringside seat.
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Yes, sir, a ringside seat at the
Copacabana.
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Yeah. Well, look, Lucy, Monday is
Fred's anniversary
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and he wants to go to the fights.
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Yeah, well, Monday's Ethel's
anniversary, too,
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and she wants to go to a nightclub.
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Yeah, well, Fred is not going to go
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to any stuffy nightclub.
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Well, Ethel's not going to any stale
fights.
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Lucy, don't push me too far.
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It's the fights or nothing.
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Well, is that final?
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Final.
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Then you brought this on yourself.
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Ethel wants a divorce.
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Good.
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No, she doesn't!
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No, I don't!
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Well, honey, you said you wanted to
go...
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Why don't you mind your own business?
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(arguing)
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Wait a minute, will you!
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Everybody be calm!
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We'll figure out a way to settle this
thing.
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I know, the democratic way!
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We'll put it to a vote.
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Couldn't you guess how it's going to
come out?
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We'll try it anyhow.
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All right, everybody wants to go to
the fights
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raise their hand.
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One, two.
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Everybody wants to go to the
nightclub
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raise their hands.
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One, two, three.
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All right, I guess we'll have to go
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to the Copaca...
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Three?
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Lucy!
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Well, I don't care.
We want to go to the Copacabana.
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We're going to the fights.
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If you go to the fights, you can just
go alone.
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Okay, if that's the way you want it
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and I hope you have
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a nice, pleasant evening at home.
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Who's staying at home?
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Ethel and I are going dancing at the
Copa.
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I hope one of you knows how to lead.
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We will not be dancing together,
smarty.
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We will have dates.
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We will?
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Oh, we will, we will!
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Date, Ethel with a date?
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Dates!
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That's very funny!
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LUCY: Go ahead and laugh.
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I know just who our dates will be,
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and they're both tall, dark and
handsome and young.
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Who are they?
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You'll just die when I tell you.
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Two of the most eligible young
bachelors in town.
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Of course I can't talk while certain
parties are in the room.
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Well, whisper their names to me.
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Okay.
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No!
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Yes!
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I guess we can take a hint.
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Come on downstairs to my apartment,
Rick.
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I don't like the atmosphere up here.
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Yeah.
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Lucy, what were those names you
whispered to me?
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What did they sound like?
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It sounded like Little Boy Blue and
Peter Cottontail.
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That's who it was.
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Huh?
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Well, I was just trying to put up a
big front
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while the boys were here.
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That's what I was afraid of.
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Where can we get any dates?
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Don't give up so easily.
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We'll find some men somewhere.
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Where?
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There's no place where millions of
single women
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haven't already looked.
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Well, how about...
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No.
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Uh...
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No.
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Oh, we're not concentrating.
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We must know two men who are single
and attractive.
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Two men who are single?
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Two men?
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A boy and a dog?
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No, maybe we should settle
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for Little Boy Blue and Peter
Cottontail.
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I know.
What?
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I'll get my address book,
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call up some of my old boyfriends.
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Oh, Lucy.
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It's only 11 years old.
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Oh!
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Well, after all, it's worth a try.
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This is an emergency.
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I'll start at the A's.
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George Anderson.
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Hmm, Butterfield 89970.
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Brother, will Monday be a night!
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We'll go over to Charlie's
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and we'll get steaks this thick
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and we'll have big slices
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of raw onions all over 'em.
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And there won't be any women around
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to tell us we can't eat them.
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Do you suppose they really can get
dates?
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Well, who cares.
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Why don't you stop worrying about
them.
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I keep thinking
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that they'll go out to dinner
somewhere
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and they'll have some champagne
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then they'll go to the Copacabana
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and have more champagne
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and then they'll dance and have more
champagne
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and who knows what will happen.
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Yeah, with all that champagne even
Ethel might look good.
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Well, what are we going to do, Rick?
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Well, we could get dates, too
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and go to the Copacabana and keep an
eye on them.
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No, that's not a very good idea.
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Dates!
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You said dates.
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Ricky, that's the most sensational
idea
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you ever had!
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And we owe it to ourselves.
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We can get a couple of blondes
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just to help us keep our eye
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on our wives who've seen fit
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to go out with other men!
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Yeah.
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And they couldn't get mad at us
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by being with other girls
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because they're there with other
fellows.
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What a dream situation.
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And I bet you know a million gals.
269
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:59,358
Where's your address book?
270
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,495
I burned it.
271
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,130
Burned it!
272
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,499
I hadn't been in this country very
long
273
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,501
and Lucy said it was part of
274
00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,503
the American marriage ceremony.
275
00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:16,058
That's absolutely criminal.
276
00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:19,612
I bet you could have got a fortune
for that book.
277
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:22,181
"A" alone was worth a hundred bucks.
278
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,235
Hey, I'll tell you what I'll do.
279
00:11:26,235 --> 00:11:27,737
I'll call Ginny Jones.
280
00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:28,988
You mean the girl that sings at the
Starlight Roof?
281
00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:30,489
Yeah.
282
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,726
She's married now, but she knows
every girl in town.
283
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,078
I'm glad you thought of her.
284
00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:46,539
Yes, well, it's been nice talking to
you, Paul.
285
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,841
Yes, it's been a long time.
286
00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,443
My, my, seven children.
287
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,712
Yes, it's been a long time.
288
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,464
Yes, well, all right, good-bye, Paul.
289
00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:58,467
Well, that takes care of old Wagner.
290
00:11:58,467 --> 00:12:02,188
Yeah, Excelsior Cleaners, Yum Yum
Market
291
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,789
and Sam Zabaglione.
292
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,542
Sam Zabaglione, he must be around.
293
00:12:06,942 --> 00:12:08,627
Nobody would marry him.
294
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,896
Plaza 52099.
295
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,899
Did you call up Howard Thompson?
296
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,201
He isn't marked off.
297
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,703
Yeah, he's busy Monday night.
298
00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:19,705
Baby-sitting with his grandson.
299
00:12:19,705 --> 00:12:21,507
Oh, yeah.
300
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,309
Grandson!
301
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,778
Well, don't look at me like that!
302
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:26,579
When I dated him
303
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:29,415
he was an interesting older man.
304
00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,651
Hello, hello, is this Sam
Zabaglione's house?
305
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:37,056
Oh, no, no, no, don't call your daddy
to the phone.
306
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,724
I don't want to talk...
307
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,326
Little girl, paisan!
308
00:12:46,031 --> 00:12:48,033
Well, we can always call the zoo
309
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,836
and order a couple of dancing bears.
310
00:12:51,237 --> 00:12:54,356
Oh! Why didn't I think of this
before.
311
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,858
Who are you calling?
312
00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:57,243
Who, who, who?
313
00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:00,246
Quiet, you sound like an owl.
314
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,614
Well, who are you calling?
315
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,749
Ginny Jones, she works at the
Starlight Roof
316
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:05,751
and she knows every man in town.
317
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,254
Oh, I feel hopeful again.
318
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:12,258
Hello, Ginny, Ginny, this is Lucy
Ricardo.
319
00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:13,959
Well, it's very nice
320
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,395
to hear your voice again, too, dear.
321
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:17,997
I'll tell you why I called.
322
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:21,200
It seems that a friend of mine, Ethel
Mertz...
323
00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:22,401
What?
324
00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:24,003
They did!
325
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,055
Ricky and Fred just called her.
326
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,773
They did!
327
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,176
They didn't.
328
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,578
They didn't!
329
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:34,346
They did!
330
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:35,948
They did!
331
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,400
They didn't!
332
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,221
Well, did they or didn't they?
333
00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:43,622
Ricky and Fred just asked her
334
00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:45,658
to get them dates for Monday night,
too.
335
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,859
They didn't!
336
00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:48,961
They did!
337
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,246
Those dirty two-timers.
338
00:13:50,746 --> 00:13:52,248
Wait till I get my hands on...
339
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,250
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, I got an idea.
340
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,552
Ginny, I want you to get them dates
341
00:13:56,552 --> 00:13:57,436
for Monday night.
342
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,038
That's right.
343
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,106
But the dates will be Ethel and me.
344
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,175
Yeah, and one more thing, Ginny
345
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:06,478
I want you to build up these
beautiful, blind dates
346
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,981
yeah, and tell them that we'll meet
them
347
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,716
at Ricky's apartment at 8:00.
348
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,351
That's right.
349
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,220
Just leave the rest to us, Ginny.
350
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:15,821
Okay, bye.
351
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:34,590
I wonder what they'll be like.
352
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:37,743
Ginny said that they were just
knockouts.
353
00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:38,961
Real dreams.
354
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,212
(whistles)
355
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:42,181
Gorgeous willowy figures.
356
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,517
(whistles)
357
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:47,119
Sweet dispositions.
358
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,188
I wonder why they wanted
359
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:50,956
to meet us here at the apartment.
360
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:52,958
Well, maybe they want to be with us
alone.
361
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,960
Well, why...?
Now, now, don't fight it.
362
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,496
Just be thankful our wives have got
early dinner dates.
363
00:14:57,947 --> 00:14:59,448
(doorbell rings)
364
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,665
Hello, there!
365
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,923
H-H... How do you, how do you do?
366
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,674
We're be looking for a couple
367
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,927
of fellers named Ricky and Fred.
368
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:28,928
Be you they?
369
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,532
We be...
We be Simon and Elmer.
370
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,134
Good-bye.
371
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,486
Oh, boy, that's a good one.
372
00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:39,305
We be your dates.
373
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,275
This one is yours, Fred.
374
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:44,977
FRED: Oh, no, no, no.
375
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,341
This one is yours, too, Fred.
376
00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:03,345
Wait a minute, now
377
00:16:03,846 --> 00:16:05,347
there's a little mistake here, fella.
378
00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:08,100
I'm going to have that little man
right over there
379
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,835
and this one is yours, Ma.
380
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,037
(whimpering): Oh, no.
381
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:14,273
Hey, I'm going to like you.
382
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,774
Now, look, look, girls
383
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:16,775
there must be some mistake here.
384
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,861
We're waiting for some friends of
Ginny Jones.
385
00:16:18,861 --> 00:16:20,312
Well, that's us'n.
386
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,948
I'm Yuncy, this here's my ma.
387
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,902
That's your mother?
388
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,654
It is?
389
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,956
Oh, it is, it is, yeah!
390
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:32,241
I knew that.
391
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:34,410
Do something, Ricky!
392
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,296
Look, look, girls, it's very nice of
you
393
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:39,298
to come over
394
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,300
but an emergency just came up
395
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:44,053
and we have to change our plans.
396
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:46,271
Oh, look at him, Ma, he's shy.
397
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:48,557
What's the matter, sonny boy?
398
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:49,541
Come on, kiss me.
399
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,759
Wait a minute.
400
00:16:50,759 --> 00:16:52,077
Come on, kiss me.
401
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,278
Kiss me right now.
402
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,280
Let's get acquainted a little bit.
403
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,767
Oh, boy, Ma, this is fun!
404
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,497
What's the matter, boy, ain't I your
type?
405
00:17:13,098 --> 00:17:16,402
Oh, I do like to see the youngins
having fun!
406
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,753
It's past his bedtime.
407
00:17:17,753 --> 00:17:20,205
He's got a rehearsal in the morning.
408
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,708
Killjoy, come on over here and sit
down.
409
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,709
RICKY: Now hold it!
410
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,010
Wait a minute!
411
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,612
He's right, that's it.
412
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:29,048
I have to rehearse in the morning.
413
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,549
Oh, are you an actor feller?
414
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,284
No, no.
415
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,485
A dancer feller?
416
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:34,803
No, I'm a singer feller.
417
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:35,804
No!
418
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,806
MA: Well, sing something.
419
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,807
Yeah.
420
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,225
No, I couldn't.
Really, I couldn't.
421
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,110
Okay, let's neck.
422
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:42,428
Wait a minute.
423
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,764
I'll sing.
424
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:48,200
What, uh...
425
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:49,968
What would you like to hear?
426
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,404
Oh, any little ditty.
427
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,656
How about "Guadalajara"?
428
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,158
Oh, that was beautiful.
429
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,659
Let's neck.
430
00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,661
No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
431
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:10,839
Guadalajara, Guadalajara
432
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:15,844
Guadalajara, Guadalajara
433
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,846
Tienes el alma de provinciana
434
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:22,367
Puede ser limpia rosa temprana
435
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,369
A ver dejara breca del rio
436
00:18:24,369 --> 00:18:25,654
Son mis palomas tu caserio
437
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:30,659
Guadalajara, Guadalajara...
438
00:18:30,659 --> 00:18:38,784
Ay, ay, ay ay, ay, ay
439
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:44,890
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
440
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,492
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
441
00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:54,933
Ay, colomitos lejano
442
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,935
Ay...!
443
00:18:58,687 --> 00:19:01,690
Ojito, te...
444
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:04,393
Hay colomitos inolvidables
445
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,895
Inolvidable como la tarde
446
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,349
En que la lluvia deja el aroma
447
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:12,701
Y nos hacia hasta sapopa.
448
00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,587
Sapopa.
449
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,961
Ay, ay, ay
450
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:26,165
Ay, ay, ay
451
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:29,751
Ay, ay, ay
452
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:33,305
Ay, ay, ay...
453
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:42,147
Guadalajara
454
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:50,522
Gua-da-la-ja-ra!
455
00:19:58,063 --> 00:20:00,732
Well, well, if that don't beat all.
456
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:03,936
I sure didn't know you had it in you,
boy!
457
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,137
Come on, let's neck.
458
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:09,675
Let's have a cigarette.
459
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,760
Yeah, let's smoke it up a bit.
460
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,478
I had a pack here a minute ago.
461
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,082
I know where they are, sonny, I'll
get 'em for you.
462
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,084
YUNCY: Here you are, sonny.
463
00:20:19,484 --> 00:20:21,386
I would like to get a glass of water.
464
00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,888
Come on, Fred.
465
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,389
What's a matter, sonny?
466
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,458
Can't you carry a glass of water by
yourself?
467
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,727
Let's get out of here while we got a
chance.
468
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,229
Wait, wait, wait a minute.
469
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,231
Wait for what?
Come back here.
470
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,232
Did you notice that she knew
471
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,733
exactly where the cigarettes were
472
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,134
and the matches, too?
473
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:37,736
Yeah, that was kind of funny, wasn't
it?
474
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:41,640
You know who those two creeps are in
there?
475
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,659
That's Lucy and Ethel.
476
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,495
Oh, no, I'd know my own wife,
wouldn't I?
477
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:47,496
I bet you Fred.
478
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:48,497
No.
479
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,002
By gosh, it is Ethel.
480
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,006
What do they think they're getting
away with?
481
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,008
Never mind, look, look, never mind,
never mind.
482
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,510
Just forget it.
483
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,012
I got a wonderful idea to get even
with them.
484
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:05,430
Yeah, what?
485
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,315
I'll tell you what we'll do.
486
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,000
We'll turn the tables on them, see.
487
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,002
As soon as we get back in there,
we'll give them
488
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,037
that same wolf treatment they've been
giving us.
489
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,272
Ricky, you're a genius.
490
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:14,773
Let's go.
Come on.
491
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,776
Oh, there you are, Ricky boy.
492
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,279
I've been waiting to pitch a little
woo
493
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,747
with you hog-center style.
494
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:25,417
Okay, only I thought we'd do it Latin
style.
495
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,019
Latin style?
496
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,220
Yeah.
497
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:30,255
Hey... hey, now, take it easy!
498
00:21:30,656 --> 00:21:31,456
Now wait just a...
499
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,525
Hey, just a minute!
500
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,527
Come here.
501
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,929
Ma!
502
00:21:37,929 --> 00:21:39,965
I'm getting out of here.
503
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,183
I'm coming with you!
504
00:21:41,183 --> 00:21:43,135
This smart aleck's trying to unbutton
505
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,636
my high-top shoes.
506
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,056
Call us again, Lucy.
507
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,776
Nice to have met you, Ethel.
508
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,227
Why, Fred Mertz!
509
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,229
You knew it all the time!
510
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,731
(guffaws)
511
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,182
Well, not all the time.
512
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:58,900
You were pretty convincing.
513
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,402
(laughing)
514
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,406
Wait a minute, what are we laughing
at?
515
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,908
You two bums were going out with
other women.
516
00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,410
Yeah!
Now, now, now, listen, listen.
517
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,911
I swear we were only getting dates
518
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,713
to go to the Copa just to keep an eye
on you girls.
519
00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:13,215
Is that the truth?
520
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:15,167
Upon my honor, passion flower.
521
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,668
What do you think?
522
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:19,137
Now, look, just to convince you that
we're on the level,
523
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:21,056
you two girls go and change your
clothes
524
00:22:21,056 --> 00:22:22,307
and we'll all go out
525
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:23,592
and celebrate the Mertz's
anniversary.
526
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:25,844
Right!
Oh, Ricky!
527
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:40,742
(cheering)
528
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:51,536
Happy anniversary, Ethel.
529
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,038
Thank you, Lucy.
530
00:22:58,176 --> 00:23:01,780
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