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The shoot is starting.

♪ So much to do being born as a man ♪

Hello, everyone.

Weekly Idol!

They were here 5 years ago.

In our early years.

The original Korean Wave idols.

Did we foster them?

We practically raised them.

Their popularity can be divided into before and after being here.

True.

When Hyeongdon wasn't available...

- One of them was a guest host. - Yes.

I see.

Let's start it off. Idol of the week!

It took a very long time to get these guys back.

A good number of them have been to the military.

They're practically soldiers.

Let's bring them in loudly like the manly men they are.

SUPER JUNIOR!

(We're happy SUPER JUNIOR is here)

(Leeteuk and Eunhyuk seem pumped)

(Nobody follows the leader)

Salute!

(He suddenly announces his discharge)

(They enter in different ways!)

At ease.

- Salute! - Salute!

He must've been discharged recently.

You went back to acting like a civilian too soon.

Do it right.

I told you to line up and you're shaking our hands.

The leader should be standing here.

I'll stand here.

- We're still so pumped up. - Here we go.

Introduce yourself to the viewers!

Allow us to formally greet you all.

A lot of our fans call us crazy.

We're a bit crazy! We're SUPER JUNIOR!

I haven't heard that in a while.

(We missed our host Heechul)

Who was on the show 5 years ago?

- I was. - Leeteuk.

Oh, you're Eunhyuk.

Kyuhyun, Ryeowook...

- Where's Ryeowook? - In the military.

So is Kyuhyun.

You traded places.

Yesung, you've been discharged, right?

3 years ago for me.

You were discharged 3 years ago?

Then why are you finally working now?

He's done nothing noteworthy.

I was working on a drama.

He hasn't done anything...

Were you discharged wearing a poncho?

What about Donghae?

He was discharged 3 months ago.

We were 2 days apart.

Your hair grew back so fast in 3 months.

He has a lot of impure thoughts at night.

You're really excited now, aren't you?

I'm loving this.

Eunhyuk seems awkward.

How is being back in the real world?

More than the real world...

I really missed being on TV and the cameras.

- Take a look at the cameras. - Greet the cameras?

Take a look at them.

Like you want to hit your second prime.

Go greet the camera.

Not too close. It'll make me uncomfortable.

He was the genius variety show star before being drafted.

(What will we do about him?)

Hug them and give out kisses.

(Does what he's told)

He must've really missed those cameras. (Those watching are nervous)

We're really concerned that Eunhyuk still hasn't returned to normal.

He'll be back to normal. He's Eunhyuk.

Right now...

Before we ask you guys how you've been doing...

The trend has changed a lot in 5 years

since you were last on the show.

Things change quickly these days.

Your entrance and greeting...

- It was so old-fashioned. - It was too old?

We'd like you all to make an entrance

befitting the trends these days.

We need that.

- You have to follow the trends. - We do.

Let's see today's trend.

Eunhyuk, come here and take a look.

(Idols use bubbles these days)

- Yeah. - Bubbles.

(They also use dolls)

(They also wear a crown of flowers)

(And they all have a cute pose)

We did all that stuff before.

Yeah.

You have to do stuff like that.

If you just shout out SUPER JUNIOR...

That's not how you make an entrance.

It's too old-fashioned.

Wear a crown of flowers and shoot out bubbles.

And make your cute poses.

That's how you get the youngsters to like you.

Let's have you re-enter and make it trendy.

I can't do corny things like that.

You can.

I really can't do that stuff!

I was a guest host here! You can't do this to me!

Do it.

Give me the red one.

We prepared props for you guys.

Sorry, but these really don't go with my outfit now.

This won't look right on us.

You look great in the flower crown.

You all have to pose or do a little something as you enter.

Lastly... Muay Thai fighter...

(There's a Muay Thai fighter?)

- Shindong - Yes?

Are you a Muay Thai fighter or a Japanese restaurant owner?

Let's have you enter in the order you were discharged.

Starting with whoever was discharged the latest.

New idols.

Donghae goes first.

Make a cute pose, a lovely pose or a save it pose.

One of those three.

What should I do?

Donghae of SUPER JUNIOR!

(Comes in bubbly like they do in 2017)

- Let me go again. - Come here!

(He runs away scared)

Come here! You have to enter!

- You just walk by. - You have to come in.

Again.

Come in.

Just pass through here.

- Walk by? - Yeah.

Donghae of SUPER JUNIOR!

(Comes in awkward and timid)

That's it. Greet the people.

- Greet the people. - Look at the camera.

Hello...

I'm like the sea.

I have a heart as vast as the sea. I'm Donghae.

Try again. That's not how they do it these days.

"I'm like the sea."

"Donghae!" Do stuff like that.

(Scared)

This is the trend these days, Donghae.

Again.

(Donghae goes back again)

We're almost out of bubbles.

We're about to use them all on you.

Again.

Donghae of SUPER JUNIOR!

That's it.

(Laughs)

You can't do this!

(He just can't do it)

Try to be trendy!

Do what's trendy now.

Do it now!

Make it cute.

I'm like the sea.

(Sorry for making you cry, Donghae)

He's crying.

(Throws down the doll)

Save me as Donghae.

- How do I do this? - What was that?

(Starts to vent)

- This is a TV show! - How am I supposed to do this?

Why'd you kick the bear?

What did he do wrong?

This is what's trendy.

It's the trend. What can you do?

- Let's bring in the next member. - I'm excited.

Eunhyuk of SUPER JUNIOR!

(He's been a civilian for 120 days and he's still awkward)

We're almost out of bubbles.

Let's see this.

(Super pressured)

(Yikes...)

(He takes it back to the 1980s)

- That's from the 1980s. - He's old.

Hi.

Say hello. Hi.

(Feels bad)

I'm Eunhyuk.

(Despair...)

Next is...

You don't have to be embarrassed.

This is what they do these days?

Sure, they all do.

Shoot the bubbles. I'll pass through.

(He seems a bit more prepared)

Shindong of SUPER JUNIOR!

(What is that?)

(We're at a loss for words...)

You can just skip out of here now.

How much for the 24-piece sushi set?

(Shindong seems super embarrassed)

You're next?

That was good.

Shindong of SUPER JUNIOR! The sane version!

(Pretends not to be embarrassed)

How much for 24 pieces of sushi?

Everyone... It's the round-bellied Shindong!

Save me in your heart!

Pass!

And I'll restore it in my heart!

(He's really trying hard...)

Next is Yesung of SUPER JUNIOR!

(He's using the teddy bear properly)

Yeah, you can act shy at first.

He's prepared.

Ta-da.

Hello, I'm SUPER JUNIOR's...

Speak properly.

I have the voice of an artist.

I'm Yesung. Nice to meet you.

Please support me.

The "save it" pose.

- It won't look right. - Leeteuk of SUPER JUNIOR!

This really doesn't suit us.

(He tries to be like an idol in 2017)

(He doesn't quite get it)

Look at that.

- He has a screw loose. - You can't do it like that.

I'm so shy. Goodness.

(He's glaring)

Where am I? Where am I?

Right here!

I'm the modern man of SUPER JUNIOR, Leeteuk.

Your neck is turning red. Why is your neck red?

Did you drink?

Your face matches your hair color now.

Did you suddenly get drunk? Off a few comments?

Again.

Copy it in my heart.

Copy it in my heart.

Young people really like this?

They all do.

Nobody says copy.

(He messed up too)

- It's not copy? - Last one.

He'll do well.

The genius of variety shows.

Heechul will pull it off.

A show only matters if Heechul is on it.

It's Heechul of SUPER JUNIOR!

(Comes in looking bubbly)

He'll do a good job.

Hi!

I'm eternally 20 years old.

(He ignores Heechul)

I'm Cinderella Heechul.

I'll save you in my heart.

No, no.

It's not save. It's save.

Let's have you enter again.

- Can I start from here? - No.

You know the first and last ones matter the most.

You're last.

Heechul of SUPER JUNIOR!

(Excessive cheerfulness)

(Let's get this over with)

(They feel bad for him)

Hi! I'm eternally 20 years old.

The Cinderella of SUPER JUNIOR! I'm Heechul.

I want to save you all in my heart.

(What's he doing?)

I captured you with my eyes and my heart is printing it out.

I'll fax it to you!

He's good.

You prepared this, didn't you? Since yesterday?

Greet them now as the finale.

Please be good to me! I'm a rookie.

My favorite girl groups are Cleo and Chakra.

Let's have you do a group greeting now.

- Again? - As a group.

- All together? - A group greeting.

- Holding these? - Just get together.

(Gathering)

You're good at this.

It's not easy these days.

All idols have this at home.

They all have to work really hard.

Let's have you all do a greeting now.

Guys, let's give the viewers

a cool, cute and sexy greeting.

Yeah!

Happiness!

We're SUPER JUNIOR!

Good job.

- This is the hardest variety show ever. - That was so hard.

You were the first idols to do a greeting like this.

(In disbelief)

See? Nobody does this.

Now the younger singers will try harder.

I've never seen this.

I usually tell people what to do. This wasn't easy for me.

SUPER JUNIOR...

That was just like today's trend.

That was almost as if it was rehearsed.

The leader of trends.

Who sets these trends?

- You all did. - Sure.

How'd they think of this?

Idols these days...

Is this supposed to be a floppy disk for saving?

A floppy disk?

Isn't that why it's save?

It's a flash drive.

You can make your own gesture.

Idols these days come up with this stuff.

I'm your wallet in your bag. Like that?

I'm your floppy disk in your computer.

Save you in my pocket.

Why aren't Yesung and Donghae saying anything?

(He points them out but they don't respond)

They're usually quiet.

It's their job to be silent?

They should at least move a bit.

Shindong, Donghae and Yesung, is this your first time on the show?

It is.

Why couldn't you make it 5 years ago?

I only make variety show appearances once every 6 years.

Once every 6 years?

So your next one will be in 2023.

You won't see him for a while. Try to get the most out of him.

Donghae, you don't make many variety show appearances.

These days Donghae is really concerned

that he's not as popular as some of

the other members.

It's my wish to be less famous than the other members.

No. We want...

You to be more famous than anyone.

- That's why today... - It's a Donghae special?

So everyone that sees Donghae on this show...

Will at least remember his name.

I'm so jealous.

- I'm jealous! - I am too!

We're looking out for you.

- Only Donghae gets one? - Only Donghae.

Really?

Because he's concerned.

The heart in my chest.

- For our main audience. - The heart in my chest.

We have an older audience.

He wants attention.

- The elderly must know. - Yes.

Kids might know him but not the elderly.

I'm sorry but is this rude to ask?

Is this all of you?

This is half of us.

Half?

(Heechul is so silly)

We'll be complete when the other guys are discharged.

Is that like half the rent?

This is only half of us.

As time goes by...

We have trouble keeping count of how many members there are.

I even saw this written online.

Why does he keep shifting around?

I think this is where I belong.

You don't have designated spots!

- Standing over there... - They changed spots too.

Standing here feels...

There are these big mountains...

Timon and Pumbaa.

I feel like I'm being blocked.

Yesung just spoke. Go back to your spot.

- This feels like my spot. - You found it.

- So this is half of you? - Right.

So for this album, what song are you coming back with?

The 6 of us will promote.

It's a relief that we're still as big as most groups.

(Hyeongdon notices Yesung)

Yesung....

Yesung, were you forced to be here?

Me? No.

I'm here with the spirit of a rookie.

Really? Then what's with the facial hair?

You said you want to be like a rookie yet you didn't shave.

You don't wear that much makeup as a rookie.

You looked fine in the green room.

It's like you just grew a 5 o'clock shadow.

- It grew in that short span. - It grew.

Yesung likes being touched above his lip.

I don't grow that much facial hair.

I spilled a vanilla latte on myself earlier...

(He's getting too much attention)

- Really? - I like it.

(Happy)

Why do you like this?

He has a philtrum fetish.

A philtrum fetish...

- Did my makeup come off? - You're fine.

Like where a cat likes being rubbed.

His facial hair...

Sorry but when are we starting the show?

This is the show!

This is? This will air on TV?

We already got 30 minutes of footage.

You're not doing any of your segments?

How did you get 30 minutes of footage? We haven't been shooting for 30 minutes yet.

That's what's great about this show.

There's no context.

Sorry, but...

Can I get my makeup fixed here? It's on my mind now.

Can I touch it one more time before you get it fixed?

(He touches Yesung above the lip again)

So cute!

Go fix your makeup now.

It's a sensitive area.

We think he looks totally fine.

He's really sensitive about this area.

Heechul.

You seem a bit embarrassed by your members.

- Why is that? - No...

I'm usually the host but being a guest...

How is it usually? I've been hosting this show for years!

You were here for a little while.

Why aren't we starting the segment?

Where are Shinbi and Dahyun?

Heechul asks me sometimes.

"Do you really like working with Hyeongdon?"

Heechul still asks me that.

I was a temporary host here too.

For 2 weeks.

I was looking forward to becoming a regular host.

- He really wanted it. - I did.

Do you two still want to host this show?

Leeteuk said this to me.

"You don't want to work with Heechul."

(A backstabbing comment)

He said this on the show.

That I bring out 150 to 200% when a girl group is a guest

but I only bring 10% if it's a boy band.

Stop asking about Hyeongdon. He's doing fine.

We're so glad SUPER JUNIOR is here.

They're an amazing group.

Legendary.

You have such a long and impressive history.

But we narrowed it down to some highlights.

First, Korea's first gold record.

(Wow)

This is ridiculous.

"SORRY, SORRY"

was ranked 1st in the Taiwanese music charts for 121 weeks straight.

That's for real.

Wow.

(He just exclaims to himself)

And the first Korean group... Is this true?

To make headlines on "The New York Times."

And you won an award on Asia's first MTV Music Awards.

The first Koreans to win on America's Teen Choice Awards.

That's an amazing award.

That's an award given by American teens.

(A very loud exclamation)

Did I mishear?

Someone keeps making sounds.

- He wants to participate. - It was Donghae?

When I was in the military

and something good happened

we'd exclaim "Kyah."

- Stop acting like a soldier. - Right...

We still have more accolades.

You were special lecturers at Oxford University?

I prepared a lecture in English.

I lectured about the Korean Wave.

Eunhyuk, only you went?

It was me, Kyuhyun and the absent...

(He still doesn't know what not to say)

- Can I say his name? - Yes, go ahead.

And Kangin.

You could just say you went with a few of the members.

I went with a few of the members.

And only one is here now.

(Funny yet sad)

They weren't able to make it today

but you went with some members.

If you remember any of the lecture,

can you give us a bit of it in English?

Think of me as James Oliver.

Hello, everyone.

Hi, Eunhyuk!

Hi. Nice to meet you.

I'm Eunhyuk from SUPER JUNIOR.

You know?

(His lecture is boring so far)

I know you!

I bet this is where they cheered for you.

Eunhyuk used to be really funny.

(Shocked)

He was the wittiest of us all.

How can I remember? I don't remember what I said.

Why are you so angry?

A rookie idol is yelling at the host.

Hey you!

Shindong and Eunhyuk used to be the funny ones.

They were the two funny guys.

What happened?

You're still not used to being a civilian? Did you come back too soon?

I'm having a lot of fun. Am I really that off?

I'll take a break then.

- You can't do that. - I can't?

- This isn't a restaurant. - Then what do I do?

Then let's just move on.

Are you pressured? Do we make you uncomfortable?

He hosted "Oppa Thinking."

(Hosted a variety show as soon as he was discharged)

You hosted "Oppa Thinking?"

Every show Eunhyuk hosts gets cancelled?

He joined "Come to Play" and that got cancelled.

He's the variety show killer?

He's the variety show killer?

Shutting down the show!

That's one down!

Another one down!

Eunhyuk ended like 5 shows.

I'm always the last one left.

Weekly Idol had better be careful today.

(Hyeongdon snorts)

Why'd you snort?

We should compose ourselves and try again...

I think that helped this show.

Isn't this too early for a comeback?

Where are you going?

(Eunhyuk marches forward)

I was shutting it down.

- Do that from your spot! - Shutting down the show.

You can't shut down our show.

I'm really curious.

This is tiring. Can we sit?

We're still talking about what you've been up to.

That was just the intro.

Donghae, are you tired?

Can I get some water?

Why do you need water? You haven't said anything!

Donghae.

Is this your first time seeing Defconn and Hyeongdon in person?

Yes.

Do they seem like celebrities?

I've only seen them on TV.

I'll have water later.

(Who is he talking to?)

Who are you talking to?

He has his own water. Show us the water.

Give us the water. Donghae needs a sip.

Donghae has his own water.

This is Donghae's water?

This is your water, Donghae?

- Donghae takes care of his health. - Cover up the brand name.

It's lemon water.

Lemon detox?

How much do you drink a day?

Donghae drank so much of this water that his hair color changed.

Such an attention craver!

Did your jacket change color from drinking this?

Gosh, hold on...

(Heechul alone seems worried)

I think they'll be funnier if they're on the show individually.

What do you keep doing?

(Shutting down the show)

We're leaving.

- Where? - Where? Get over here!

We'll be back next time.

Hello, viewers. This is Weekly Idol with Leeteuk.

Today...

Salute!

(Everyone in this group is a bit crazy)

(So chaotic)

He's doing the show by himself.

- Let's move on. - Why'd you bring a chair?

Why?

(Shindong brings a chair to sit on)

You can't be the only one sitting.

- Sorry, but this is so tiring. - You're tired.

(Donghae sits too)

How can we do the show like this?

What is this?

Last one to sit gets hit.

Why are you all sitting here?

- You're out! - You can't sit here!

(Leeteuk is alone)

(He starts hosting) This is Weekly Idol with...

Such an attention-seeker!

Sitting on each other's laps.

The last one to sit has to drink all of this water.

He can't help hosting.

How long has it been since you guys made your comeback?

We're making a comeback after almost 3 years.

I'm sure this feels different to you, as the leader.

I've been waiting for this...

What's wrong with you? He's trying to talk.

You can't get through a second!

- Stick it on right. - It keeps coming off.

Don't pick your nose! That's gross!

(Oh, he saw...)

Why would you pick your nose?

- I'm leaving. - Where are you going?

Don't shut down the show!

(They start to act silly)

- I didn't open the show back up. - Open it.

You're supposed to talk about your new song here!

You know that feeling? It's in there but it won't come out.

(His name tag falls off again)

(It's time to introduce their new song)

(We'll start soon so please wait)

Does anyone have glue?

Stick it on him.

Put the water back.

Do you see why we work separately?

This is why your agency kept pushing your album back.

A comeback after 3 years.

It must feel special to you as the leader.

First of all...

We debuted 13 years ago.

We didn't think we'd be doing this for so long.

Our time together has been very happy.

For your comeback...

We're just going to ignore him.

I heard you guys had a rule for your comeback.

We did. We set some rules for social media.

Like what?

The first was not to write posts where you brag.

We decided not to brag on social media.

- To avoid hindering individual activities. - Right.

We said if you made a post like that you're out of the group.

But then Heechul made a post.

I wanted to mention this.

Since the car accident, after every comeback...

They told me to go to the military and that I was trying to back out.

Now that I've been discharged they say I don't try hard.

They said you didn't try at dancing.

When I tried hard, they told me to go to the military.

Then the members put me back in

and I was called a slacker.

When I tried hard, they told me to go to the military.

It's an unending loop.

Donghae, did you experience anything like that?

What are we talking about?

They don't write about Donghae.

They write more articles about the East Sea.

So is he out of the group?

I was sad to hear that.

He went live online to explain himself

and got hit in the butt.

Really hard.

Heechul set a standard.

Leeteuk, come up with some rules for this shooting

so that the shooting goes well.

A lot of people like this show.

It's a show filled with laughs.

If someone makes an unfunny comment

they should get hit in the butt.

If we're not funny?

We'll hit each other really hard.

Not every comment has to be funny.

No, they all have to be funny.

When someone tries to be funny but it misses the mark.

Right.

Half of them are back after 3 years.

We'll finally hear about your new song.

I'm really curious.

- Tell them about the song. - Eunhyuk.

We're back with a new album after a long time.

We all worked hard on this.

A lot of us participated in making this album.

We decided on our title track after a long meeting.

It's called "Black Suit."

Is it a single or a full album?

- An official album. - An official album?

Our 8th official album.

We put out an early release recently.

A ballad called "One More Chance."

Donghae wrote and composed that song.

Don't talk about every song on the album.

- Just tell us about the title track. - Just the title track?

That'll be... The next person.

(You take care of the rest)

I only do the last part.

Then you do it.

Who's featured on the song the most?

- That's Yesung. - It's Yesung's song.

"Black Suit."

What's the genre?

It's a dance track.

Who wrote this song?

A foreigner.

A European. He's Swedish.

What's his name?

Was it Ibrahimovic?

(He said this to be funny)

(That wasn't funny?)

Isn't Ibrahimovic the most famous person in Sweden?

Hold still.

(For failing to be funny)

He tried to be funny.

Ibrahimovic is a soccer player.

That was the only Swedish person I could think of.

Our composer isn't Swedish. He's from Denmark.

What's the genre?

We'll wear black suits

and seduce you all.

Why wear black suits?

Donghae knows that.

Since it's colder out now...

Then why not wear a winter coat?

We had to get suits made...

That's when Shindong said...

If we have to wear suits,

let's make them black so I don't look as fat.

Is this a game you're playing? Finishing each other's stories?

Every guy needs a black suit.

For weddings and special occasions.

Every guy needs a black suit.

It's the most standard color.

If you're getting a suit, it might as well be black.

It's like you want to become people that are

always needed somewhere.

- Right. - Right.

"Black Suit."

Can we see the first verse?

The song or the dance?

Just verse 1.

- All of verse 1? - Verse 1.

- Oh, the hook. - Okay.

Just the hook?

(What is he doing?)

Why are you standing here?

I'm in verse 3.

Oh, come on!

But I'm in verse 3.

Just like in "Knowing Bros."

Where do I go?

You two are in the center.

Half of SUPER JUNIOR is back after 3 years.

This is the title track of their 8th official album.

Black Suit." Cue the music!

(About to look cool soon)

(Back to looking cool)

(Now these are world class idols)

(Their tight choreography is the pride of SM)

(SUPER JUNIOR dances so well)

(They'll captivate your hearts)

(They look amazing even though it's only half of them)

That was good.

Nice.

SUPER JUNIOR has their own color.

I really liked it.

We're with SUPER JUNIOR.

This is a signature segment on our show.

It's the Random Play Dance.

(The hellish segment)

Some of you guys have tried it.

We have but I'm worried.

- We have so few members. - Only half.

Can we leave those spots empty?

We'd like that.

- We'll add the missing members with CG. - You'll do that?

Should we?

There aren't many people you can add with CG.

(Somber)

For performances...

Just dance like how you would at big performances.

I wasn't on the show 5 years ago.

Did the members do a good job at the Random Play Dance?

It was a total bust.

(Legendary footage from September 12. 2012)

They didn't dance to a single song properly.

(The first ones to fail)

You fail!

(They don't seem so pleased today either)

- Whoever makes a mistake... - Gets a butt slap.

They get a butt slap. A butt slap if you make a mistake.

Alright.

This is the standard.

How you 6 would do a performance.

How much do we get paid?

(Disbelief) Pay?

How much do we get? I hear you don't pay that much.

Imagine you're getting paid what you usually do.

You might get more performances if you really nail this.

That's good.

A butt slap if you make a mistake.

For example...

Hiding behind a bigger member and slacking off.

We have a lot of members.

Some members don't dance for certain parts.

Don't make excuses and do it.

Sorry, but can you tell us the first song?

The first song is "Black Suit."

Black Suit"? Then we stay in this formation.

- Random Play Dance! Music, please! - Let's make it look cool.

("Black Suit")

(They start off looking steady)

(SUPER JUNIOR is back)

(Such a catchy song you can't help humming to)

(They're back doing what they do best)

(The part skips)

(It's Heechul's part in verse 3)

Verse 3.

(Moving their shoulders)

(Something doesn't look right)

What's going on? Is it that way?

(They feel uneasy watching)

("Sorry, Sorry")

(He was going to step in but he's not in verse 1)

I come on later.

(It's always such a thrill to watch them dance)

(Their dancing seems so radiant)

(The best part)

("Mr. Simple")

(They seem a bit lost)

(He's not sure but goes and joins the guys)

(Tries to get people pumped)

The concert version!

Stop!

That was the concert version.

I don't remember the "All right" part.

- That was the concert version. - You can't do the concert version.

We shouted "All right"

but the staff didn't shout back so they need to be hit.

Main director, step out.

We didn't tell you this.

You can't do the concert or event versions.

The original music show version.

The music show version? You should've said so.

Let's do it right this time. Let's go!

I can't remember my part for "Black Suit."

- Not the event or concert version. - Okay.

Please try to play just the hooks.

We've done all this.

- We know this. - We worked on these.

This is bad.

Here we go.

Cue the music.

("Bonamana")

(They finally start the dance)

(But they fail)

So many people going the wrong way.

(Doesn't look too good)

(Makes a mistake)

I think Donghae made a mistake!

(It's not just Donghae that's the problem)

No?

("Sexy, Free & Single")

(Heechul was in the military for this song)

Another absentee.

In the army.

He wasn't there.

- All 4 of you! - 4 people.

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(They all freeze)

(It's like they've never heard this song)

All 4 of you.

- No... - All 4 of you.

Were any of you absent for this song? No, right?

I didn't know the moves.

All 4 of you, get in line.

(Slap)

(Yesung is excited to hit Eunhyuk)

You made a mistake too.

But he made a mistake.

You don't get to hit anyone.

- Heechul, hit him too. - But my hand really hurts.

- Take the hit. - I really don't know the dances.

This is bad.

We're going to fail.

Why'd it feel like hitting your head?

(Leeteuk waits quietly)

Am I the one being punished?

If you hit lightly, you get hit instead.

(Heechul hurts himself again)

Yesung is next.

I don't know the dances.

(Heechul makes his 4th slap)

- Your hand is all red. - My hand really hurts!

What song was that just now?

"Sexy, Free & Single."

I guess you don't do that song often in concerts.

We get rid of most of the choreography for concerts.

We try to just go...

Our songs are rearranged.

We'll omit one song that you really can't do.

- "Sexy, Free & Single." - "Sexy, Free & Single."

Okay, so you can dance to the rest of them perfectly?

We'll pick 2 people this time.

One person stands here.

Another person will be the pile. 4 people will jump on his back.

Okay, sounds good.

- The punishment is the pile driving game. - Nice.

Better try hard.

Let's make it look cool.

Just try to get the dances right.

If we do a good job, this can be on the main page of a search engine.

We can totally mess it up and get on the site that way too.

Let's do this.

Here we go. Cue the music.

("Black Suit")

(On point)

That's it.

- Verse 3. - You really aren't in the song much.

(Donghae treats it like a real performance)

Nice, Donghae.

(They haven't changed at all)

(Pleased)

("Don't Don")

(They didn't expect this super old song)

(Eunhyuk still remembers the dance)

(They're all doing different dances)

Eunhyuk and Leeteuk!

(Eunhyuk and Leeteuk were hesitant)

I really don't know.

(He turns his back to the camera)

Were you right?

I got the gist of it. I did dance.

As long as we don't notice the mistake.

You two were noticed. One has to stand.

Shindong, you stand. You stand.

- I'll stand. - In the back.

I'll stand.

I can't get on anyone's back.

One at a time. It should be two people.

I was great at this game in middle school.

Leeteuk's clothes...

It has to be the skinniest guys too.

I can't wait to see this.

Here we go.

- You go first. - Here I go.

I was great at this game in middle school.

Watch the tail bone. Leeteuk is pointing it up.

Root for SUPER JUNIOR's success.

SUPER JUNIOR, let's go!

(Jump)

(A great attack)

(Struggling)

You can't fall off.

They're not all on yet.

Yesung, cheer for your success.

Let's go!

(Runs in)

(And lands gently)

Donghae. A cheer for "Black Suit."

Let's go, "Black Suit!"

Play.

Rock, paper, scissors.

(The attackers win)

One more time?

One more time. We won.

One more time.

(Plops down)

(Eunhyuk has been flattened)

Eunhyuk, I feel so bad.

(Save me)

Guys...

You totally messed up the Random Play Dance 5 years ago.

- This was even worse. - It really was.

We'll omit 3 songs.

They have so many hits.

Can you omit them as they're playing?

We can call pass.

We'll give you 2 passes.

You all have to agree to pass.

Let's go.

Let's do a cheer first.

Let's go, let's go!

You have to dance from the start.

1, 2, 3... Kill them all!

Here we go. Cue the music.

("SPY")

Oh, this one...

(Startled)

Pass!

(They would've lost here if they didn't pass)

That's once.

("MIRACLE")

(Heechul actually remembers this really old song)

(Excited)

(Their bodies remember the dance)

("TWINS")

(Going nuts over their debut track)

I stand here! Stand in front of me.

(He has the look of a warrior)

(The charismatic warriors are back)

They actually remember this.

This part goes like this.

The dance looks totally off!

(It's amazing they remember this much)

("It's You")

I know this.

(They do the same move but in different directions)

(Waiting for his turn)

Your dancing looks so off!

Isn't it the other way?

("Cooking? Cooking!")

(SUPER JUNIOR is so happy)

You're doing the dances the wrong way.

I came up with this dance.

("Rokkugo")

(Pumped up)

(Let's do this)

(They're so pumped up)

(So lively)

(They are not drunk right now)

(As long as it's exciting)

("U")

(They're hesitant)

- Pass! - No.

That's your second one!

You've used all two passes.

("Bonamana")

What is this?

(What is this?)

(The song gives away the title)

(They get in the right formation)

The dance doesn't look right.

(Just try to wing it)

("DEVIL")

(Shindong was absent for this song)

(What's he doing?)

(Struggling)

(They just start squirming)

SUPER JUNIOR totally blows it!

(Everyone expected this)

SUPER JUNIOR blows it yet again.

Maybe next time.

We're missing 7 members now.

You said that's half of you.

More than half of us aren't here.

That's why we gave you passes.

We really let a lot of things slide with your dancing.

It's too hard to remember songs from 13 years ago.

Aren't those SUPER JUNIOR songs from 13 years ago?

- How could you say that? - You went too far.

Those songs made us.

(Bends over for a hit)

(Kick!)

There. That settled it.

(Weekly Idol)

SUPER JUNIOR is buying!

Show Me the Credit Card!

This is a great segment.

Heechul, you said you'd really like to do this segment

if SUPER JUNIOR came back on the show.

You want to see how close you guys are.

You said you wanted to confirm how much you love the members

and how much they love you through this segment.

Nonsense. We only act like we're close.

It's all for show. All for business.

Shindong, this is how it works. See something you want?

Why is he telling me this?

A credit card will be selected at random.

Everyone knows that. (Puzzled)

He just wants attention and another chance to talk.

You can air that.

We took your credit cards ahead of time to keep this moving fast.

- That's why they took mine. - Your personal card.

Kim Jongun? Who's that?

Yesung.

Your real name is Kim Jongun?

Nice name.

(He's pleased at the compliment)

There's a funny story regarding his real name.

The North Korean dictator is Kim Jongun.

I did a search online overseas and Yesung showed up.

On the front page of a German newspaper...

They were introducing North Korea's new leader...

- They had a photo of Yesung. - Really?

A photo from the album jacket.

Your names are spelled differently though in Korean.

They sound similar.

Jongun, that's a cute name.

Shin Donghui.

It's Donghui. There's a funny story about my name...

Most people spell it as Shin.

But I spell my surname as Sin.

It should be spelled Donghee but I go by Donghoe.

I don't remember what manager it was

but they made my passport like that. That's how he spelled my name.

I can understand. My real name is Yu Daejun.

It's spelled as Die Jun in English.

(Amazing)

It's spelled "Die Jun" so I can totally relate.

(A relatable problem)

We have all of your credit cards.

We don't know which card will be used.

Really?

No price limit?

Things that are feasible.

You can't ask for a country house or something like that.

Shindong?

I need a DSLR camera.

I've been on the fence about buying one.

A camera.

Donghae.

I drink coffee in the morning.

- A coffee machine. - A coffee machine.

An electric one.

Yesung.

I work out a lot at home.

A new treadmill.

- Heechul. - Heechul?

What should I ask for? (Thinking deeply)

- Heechul isn't into material things. - That's true.

I'm really good to our staff.

I've been working with the same stylist for 13 years. The same team.

I call my staff members the Kims.

Kims, clap!

(Clapping)

Cheer for me for 3 seconds! Go!

(Two members of the Kims)

It's like a religion.

I once took his van to go to a gig.

Whenever Heechul is struggling, they cheer to encourage him.

Kims, show them your phone. One of them cracked her phone.

- A phone for one of the Kims. - How sweet.

I'd like a new phone for my stylist.

A new phone.

Eunhyuk, you need a lot of stuff. You were just discharged.

For me...

We'll start our overseas tour shortly after our comeback.

They have neck pillows here.

Okay, a neck pillow!

It has Defconn and Hyeongdon's photos on it.

Only celebrities get those.

- Next is Leeteuk. - That's it for me?

Can I just mention one thing?

I bet Eunhyuk needs a lot of stuff.

One stylish outfit to wear to the airport.

- An outfit. - Very pragmatic.

- The buyer can buy whatever outfit. - Right.

I trust you all know my tastes.

No, no. You're finished.

A stylish outfit for the airport.

I'll just buy you underwear.

I really need this. Recently...

I went abroad and noticed that a zipper broke on my suitcase.

Oh, it's unusable now.

It's from a luxury brand. A 24-inch suitcase.

Now only the winner of this game

gets what he requested with the card he picks out.

Just one person.

Only one person buys? With which card?

We'll find out now.

This is nerve-racking.

The first one to make a purchase...

It's on Leeteuk! Show me Leeteuk's card!

Leeteuk...

You still have this.

While the credit card is being held

put your right hand on the wheel. Then you turn it.

By hand.

You've seen the Academy Awards, right?

This is done manually? It's not automatic?

Totally manual.

The one person that wins this game

will get the gift you want bought with Leeteuk's card.

Eunhyuk, if you keep winning, you can get 5 outfits.

Really?

- You can win 5 cameras. - Really?

This show is so smart.

You don't use your own money...

Yet you talk such a big game.

- Right. - We're thankful too.

But you're using our money.

So you're not going to try hard?

We're going to try hard!

(Despair)

It's a chance to win prizes.

I'll do my best!

Before we start the game...

Leeteuk, you said this on

social media in the past.

A lot of incidents.

But I can't bring myself to read this.

There are a lot of them.

Leeteuk, please read this yourself.

(None of them want to hear it)

I'm the amnesiac angel without wings, Leeteuk.

It rained on the July 1I was born on.

Why did it rain?

Because heaven lost its only angel.

(They try not to start cussing since they're on TV)

That's why the staff looked into

whether it rained on July 1, 1983.

They confirmed that it was a bright and sunny day!

You're a liar!

- It was 91 degrees. - That's hot.

You made it all up.

- Heaven did not lose an angel. - Right.

Why would you post this?

It was over 90 degrees that day.

I was introducing myself when I was a rookie.

I wanted an angelic image.

- To stand out. - To stand out.

You should've confirmed the weather that day with the weather service.

I didn't think anyone would look into it.

(Laughs in disbelief)

This is a game for the so-called angel without wings, Leeteuk.

Gosh...

They made this game because of you, Leeteuk.

You'll all put on angel wings

and flap as hard as you can for 60 seconds...

Whoever loses the most feathers.

Whoever shakes off the most feathers...

- What is this? - That's us.

Guys, this is really easy.

Shake off some feathers, and you can win a camera.

- For 60 seconds? - Just 60 seconds!

Just shake off some feathers and win a camera...

No need to complain about the game.

- I love this game! - Isn't it great?

One person at a time. Step up.

Will this fit on my back?

- It'll stretch out. - It stretches.

Shindong has the advantage with his body.

One shake will get a lot of feathers off.

Think of them as your wings.

Leeteuk, you don't usually act like this.

Here we go. Ready...

Start!

Here he goes.

Start!

(He flaps as hard as he can)

How do you get these off?

(He's at peace watching)

It's just dust flying.

Do this for 60 seconds?

The wings have been flattened.

There's one on your hair. They're coming off.

Watching this in person

can make it seem like you're crazy.

But on TV it's like a real angel...

(He looks like a lovely angel flying)

(Trying hard for his fans)

(I forgive you of your sins...)

(The angel falls)

That's it.

(His wings are all bent)

Think of the camera.

There.

They really won't come off.

Stop!

Shindong.

One!

There's another one?

- Two. - Okay.

You got two.

Let's go, Kims!

Let's go!

Clap!

That's it.

Shout out for 3 seconds!

Very nice.

Here we go.

Start.

We can't tell yet. He's flapping now.

They look like they're coming off.

Some feathers are coming off.

Is this the dance that Dahyun did?

It came off!

Heechul, none are coming off.

- Very nice. - Some feathers are coming off.

He's throwing a fit.

What a cute angel.

They're coming off!

A lot are coming off!

(Heechul flaps to fly towards the heavens)

(I wouldn't do this if I was trying to get a phone for myself)

(Leeteuk really enjoyed this sight)

(He powers up again to get a new phone)

Get a new phone for your stylist!

Stylist, make some noise!

Keep going!

The feather came off!

Stop!

Heechul...

They won't come off.

Two.

Tied for first.

Tied for first.

This is really hard.

Almost no feathers come off.

He seems really determined.

Yesung got all competitive.

Yesung, ready... Start.

(What's going on?)

Start.

(Furious flapping)

(His flapping is so wild)

(Feathers fly off in all directions)

(He's so scary...)

(We can't even add CG) Isn't that cheating?

It tore.

The wings tore.

(He can only laugh)

(A wing comes off)

Yesung made it funny. Nice, Yesung!

(He gets more into it)

(If someone ever asks about variety shows)

(Show them this)

Isn't he in 1st?

You win. You can have my credit card.

(An idol of 13 years being funny)

Give it to him.

We give up.

- Stop. - Wow.

We have more wings.

(They gather the feathers)

- I think he's in 1st. - Five.

Didn't you say we were angels?

Yesung got 23!

How do you beat that?

We forfeit. (1st by a huge lead)

You grab this part...

You've almost won your treadmill.

Yesung basically won this game.

It's not about the money or winning first.

Now it's about whether we can be funnier than Yesung.

Are you underestimating Donghae?

- If it was like that... - Are you underestimating Donghae?

It's okay to underestimate me.

Here we go. Ready... Start!

Donghae.

Wow! So many are coming off!

(They lie to him)

- Liar! - One fell off.

(His flapping looks pretty good)

- You're like an angel. - 4...

Keep going around!

(He does a lap around the studio)

(The embarrassment sinks in)

Try harder!

You can't do this!

(This is what variety shows are like)

That's it! That's funny!

You're almost there.

So many are coming off.

Nice!

(Starts spinning)

(He's being funny and doing well at the game)

- Get more to come off. - How do you do this?

You're doing well!

(He starts shaking the wing and throws them down)

Why are you getting angry in front of the camera?

Nice!

Wow.

I bet that's over 23.

- Stop! - Wow.

Shall we pick them up together?

This is....

What should I do now?

You shouldn't go.

If all the feathers came off, you're automatically out.

(Pleased)

So tired...

- 9, 10... - 6.

- Plus 3. - 33!

Donghae wins 1st!

You're good at this.

Am I really in 1st?

Eunhyuk, what will you do now?

(I'll shut this game down here)

The show killer!

(Feels bad)

Ready... Start!

Ready... Start!

(He flaps the wings that came apart)

(An angelic anchovy that lost his wings)

I feel like he'll start flying.

A lot of feathers are getting in my mouth.

Nice.

(He sacrifices his body to be funny)

We don't know yet.

You can win 1st.

This suits you.

Just a little more!

This is so tiring!

(He can actually win 1st)

This is a close one!

Do the twist! Try your best!

(Here comes the dancing machine)

Harder! More! More!

Shake harder!

(Making a mess)

Stop!

Donghae got 33.

(Feathers everywhere)

This has to be 1st.

Show me Leeteuk's card! The winner is...

Eunhyuk!

(Eunhyuk is funny again)

I counted up to 40.

Donghae beat Yesung.

(Dazed)

Pose for a photo first.

(Leeteuk will buy Eunhyuk an outfit for the airport)

- Leeteuk. - Yes.

- Is that okay? Buying an outfit for Eunhyuk. - It's fine.

A full outfit.

I know the style Eunhyuk likes.

Do you have anything in mind?

Eunhyuk has been in the army so he's behind in the trends.

Of course.

The trendiest clothes these days.

I'll buy him the outfit and post it on social media.

Please do that.

I'll add the hashtag Weekly Idol.

Yes.

Second... since he has received he should also give.

It's on Eunhyuk next! Show me Eunhyuk's card!

- Eunhyuk. - Come on, come on!

(Catch more of SUPER JUNIOR in the next episode)

(SUPER JUNIOR isn't finished yet)

(Is this singing?)

(Talking?)

(Or just nonsense?)

(They play the multiplication game)

(You have to respect their ability to be funny on TV)

(13 years' worth of untold stories)

(All sorts of things are revealed for laughs)

Donghae, what is it? What's going on?

(They'll do the double-time dance)

(Have you seen "Sorry, Sorry" in double-time?)

(And can you just watch it once?)

(A legendary clip that will get them more fans)

This is SUPER JUNIOR!

(This is SUPER JUNIOR)

Weekly Idol!

- What was that? - That was too excessive!

("Black Suit" by SUPER JUNIOR)