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Hey Dickhole, get your ass in line.

Back the fuck off! All of you!

What brings you out here Wastelander?

What? You're some kind of ultra, badass wasteland killer?

We don't like trouble out here, unless we're the ones

making it.

So answer my question!

Eden.

Eden? You speak of the forbidden paradigm.

Dando the Usurper has forbidden

the thought, the even mention of it! Speak not of it again.

Then you're all gonna die.

No, no, no, not...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not here to fight, I'm a messenger.

I have a message. Benedict wants to see you.

You've got the wrong guy.

I don't think so, my shitbags here heard you talking about

Eden.

Then you will all die.

No don't... Hey heyyyyy!

C'mon you already killed one of my men.

A likely scenario when you ambush a man in his sleep.

Just... would you just... would ya fuckin' listen to me?

Benedict has information about Eden.

Ahhhhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhh!

Who's this Benedict guy?

I work for him. He hires mercs to go on expeditions.

You know what... I don't... I don't give a fuck if you come or not.

What kind of expeditions?

I don't know, tech kind of expeditions.

What's tech got to do with it?

I don't know, you'll have to talk to him.

If this is a trick... Well, you know how it ends.

Boys! Let's get the fuck outta here.

Ah, welcome Wastelander. Please excuse my current state.

Glad we were able to bring you here.

My name is Caldwell Benedict. I am the local doctor, as well

as acting regent of this crude settlement.

Doctor...

What are you doing, experiments on your self?

Indeed. What is your name friend?

Rhyous.

Rhyous? A curious name, if not slightly pre war-ish.

Your guy told me that you have information about Eden.

What you know is what I know. I brought you here in hopes that

we can work together.

An expedition, I know, but I work alone and I have no

reason to trust you.

And I have no more reason to trust you, but I'm a

civilized man and I hope that you are as well.

I've killed people just for knowing what I'm up to.

Assuming that we are both fairly civilized, this has to make

sense to you as well. You have talents and I the

resources. It would be foolish to pass up

my offer.

I came here just to exchange information,

you couldn't possibly have anything else that I need.

You will listen to me first. Then I decide.

You do not want to play this game with me.

Then listen very carefully. You are trying to find the ruins

of Eden, as am I.

For whatever reason there are Scourge in the wasteland that

also seek it.

They are barbarians, and must not find it first.

If they are barbarians, then they won't find the hole in

their asses.

You want something specific that's there, right?

Knowledge, of course. It is the last known

undiscovered remnant of the old world, as well as the epitome of

human evolution. The tech is the key to our

salvation.

Ridiculous.

Humanity is on it's last limbs, since the Final War,

we have not made any progress whatsoever towards

restoring civilization. Instead, we've regressed

further into savagery.

And you have the solution...

A step in the right direction rather. The scourge would

pillage the tech, or worse, use it to destroy themselves and the

rest of humanity.

If we are to be responsible men, we must prevent such cataclysm

from happening.

Bullshit.

Especially coming from a cyber-cripple.

Don't be a fool Rhyous. The wasteland needs leadership.

Sure. Just don't kill yourself trying to make that happen.

You will regret this.

I know what you're thinkin'....And I agree.

This is bullshit. If you ask me, it's not worth my men getting

their asses kicked for a second time! I'll just say...

I never saw you.

Ambush!

Goddamn scourgers.

It's one guy.

All my guys are dead.

He's low on ammo. You draw his fire, I'll flank him.

You fuckin' crazy?

Alright, I'll draw his fire, you flank him.

Ehhh.

I thought so.

Ahhhhhh!! Ah ha... ugh.

Fuck! Ahhhh. That plan sucked!

You're not even hit.

Ugh fuckin' burns, I'm hit.

Did you get a look at that guy?

I was too busy fucking protecting my head from his

bullets.

Looked like some sort of pre war Inquisitor.

Hey! Wait! Where you goin'?

Don't follow me. I see you again, I kill you.

Like I told ya, I'll trade ya for canned

rations, or gunpowder, or a clean fuckin' towel if ya got

got one.

It's of no use to you old man.

Maybe not, but it's of some use to you, so trade me for a

fuckin' towel or somethin'

You can have that coin.

Coin? A fuckin' coin? What kind of dickery you tryin' to pull?

That helmet...

I never knew the man by his face

only the aftermath of his destruction

and the water boss doesn't suit your style.

It's a bold move to make an enemy of Dando and the Scourge.

I am Hildenstern, the Cyber. I swear no allegiance to

decadent vermin. I took this bounty in the name

of glory.

So you still gonna kill me?

Yeah. So try not to die until then.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

That's how it's fuckin' done!

Ah, come on...

What the fuck is wrong with him?

Un-fucking-believeable.

Kill these fucks!

Ahhh!

Let's get the hell out of here!

Ahhh! Uhhh! Ahhh...

Smells like burnt colon in there.

Why are you following me?

'Cuz I'm watching your six, dickhole.

Just stay out of trouble.

Fuck this, let's get the fuck out of here.

You've been followed.

What do you want Wastelander?

Who the hell are you?

I'm nobody to you.

You're the fucking guy who shot my men!

Thought you were scourgers, but I saved your asses too.

So we're even.

What's with the Inquisitor gear?

Took it from a dead man.

Damn that rail gun. They're gonna try and keep us

pinned.

Why don't we just fall back?

They'll bury us.

Cover me, I'm gonna make for the rail gun, flush 'em down the

middle, you guys do the rest.

That was a good fight Wastelander.

Name's Duran. You like killing Scourgers I

could use an extra guy or two.

Who do you work for?

No one, I'm on a hunt to eradicate the Scourge.

You serious?

They destroyed my life long ago, and they're an enemy to the

human race.

It's not my fight, I just thought you might know something

about the Inquisitors.

Inquisitors?

If you don't know, don't worry about it.

If you say so... anyway what I was say...-

Solek will stay and help you.

Whoa, what?

He's not comin' with me.

Hold on, Rhyous!

Alright, it's settled.

You can't leave me with here with that fucking psychopath.

You're not coming with me.

What have I done, but help you?

It's not so bad, he doesn't want to kill you like I do.

This is bullshit man, bullshit!

We're done talkin'.

Hey fuckface, what d'ya think you're doin' here?

Trade for water.

Trade for water? Kill this waster fuck!

Do you really want to do this?

No, fuck, no. Take as much as you want, you want the water,

take it. Take it.

Wastelander. Just passin' through?

It's a long road. Maybe you'd like a

little fine refreshment? A man just cannot live on food, water,

and pain medicine alone. A man like you... You need the finer

things in life.

Peddle your wares elsewhere.

I'm talkin' about pussy!

Fine. Tight. Young. Tasty. Pussy. You want a little

put inside?

Why so secretive?

I am a connoisseur. I'm a man of taste.

And I don't want the Scourge to befoul my little yum-yums.

Show me what you got.

I got a light-haired one, and I got a dark haired one.

And look at this, huh? No scars on her face. Haha!

Nice and healthy. Smile for the man.

Show him those pretty teeth. Look at this one, aren't those

tasty, huh?

Young and plump. And if they don't treat you

the way you deserve, I'm going to beat their fucking faces in.

I'll take them both.

Well that's very expensive.

I got you covered.

Up.

You are a fine, upstanding gentleman, so I think I'm

going to extend to you a line of credit, but if you don't pay,

these gentlemen here will pay you a little visit.

Don't be a fuckin' pussy!

That's the guy!

Goddamnit, what guy?

- The guy! - What fuckin' guy?

The guy who killed our boys!

Shit!

Get him!

Neve!

Wait, where you going?

They'll be sure to send reinforcements after this

spectacle.

You've got enough guns here to fight them off.

Or you could just bail out of town.

We're not bailing anywhere, this is our town.

And you got it back. None of this is my problem.

We could use the extra gun. The girls are dead weight in a

fire fight.

Sounds like they're slowing you down.

They're gonna try to come take back the water.

Fuck that guy Neve, he's a dick!

He's kind of a badass, we could use his help.

Take what you need, and leave. Don't get killed over this well.

If it was just me, I would, but I got them to look out for.

We're no better off in the Wasteland.

Do what you must, but I can't stay.

Just stay overnight at least. If we're prepared, we

can probably manage.

You girls are gonna need to toughen up sooner or later.

I know you're tired, and some extra water won't hurt.

Hey.

Slipping outta here, huh? Where ya headed?

Saw a scrapyard on my way here, a little ways to the west.

Thought I'd try to find something useful.

Mind if I tag along? Workin' on a nano-splicer,

could use some parts for it.

I suppose.

That bit, you know there's good stuff inside there. Huh?

Right inside there, you can see it... Okay....Hmmm.

For sure.

You can tell there's plenty of things to use here.

This, uh, some sorta neural... modification...

Messiah Corporation!

Pre-War.

An exercise in futility Crichton. You're wasting your

time, and more importantly, mine.

I can kill you easily.

You exist because of me!

You're different from your predecessors. If technology

allows us to defy and surpass our creators, then that should

be the natural order of things.

One cannot expect to procure anything of value from filthy

peddlers such as this.

Are you... you sure you don't want anything?

I'll give you a discount.

You know what will happen without the tech.

Thanks for walking me back.

Hey, uh, I was thinkin'. If those guys back there decide

to make it up this way, maybe I should stay here tonight.

If it's alright with you.

Stay as long as you'd like.

Here.

For your nano-splicer. You can use the actuators.

You know a little about everything don't you?

Rhyous?

Thanks.

Hey Neve? NEVE!

What's goin' on?

God damnit. Hold your fire.

I got shot for real this time!

It's nothing, just like last time.

Aaaaah. Aaaaah.

We gotta... we gotta go back for Duran. Oh, shit. Fuck.

What is this?

Drink it.

Ugh! Ack, fuckin' mouth is on fire!

Drink it!

Whoa-whoa-whoa what are you doing? AAAAAAHHHHH FUCK!!

Ahh, you bitches from hell! AAAAAAHHHHHH Fuck.

Are you serious? Fuckin' psycho? Ahhh. Ow. Duran!

He's pinned down a ways from here.

Who's Duran?

Some waster bent on killing Scourge for some reason.

You have to help. The Scourgers are headed

this way.

How far?

I don't know, like maybe half a day, I'm not sure.

Where?

Aah, just over the ridge, right where the fork ends.

I know where that is.

Let's go.

No. I'll go, you stay here and help Solek.

Trish and Raven can help your friend.

I'm not taking the main road, I'll go much faster on my own.

I won't slow you down, and you'll need the extra gun

when you get there.

Fine.

Rhyous.

Try not to lose it this time.

We found Solek limping through the desert.

So he's alive?

Yeah.

Where is he now?

My friends are taking care of him.

I need him up on his feet as soon as possible.

He's shot in the leg, he's gonna need some

time to rest.

We don't really have time to rest, Miss. And if I were you,

I'd be makin' plans to get as far away from here as possible.

We can hold off whatever Scourge.

A large legion is due in this area, and they're looking to

make examples of anybody they run into.

Word is they lost contact with some slavers at a water

outpost nearby.

They sent some scouts to check on it

but it's only a matter of time before Dando realizes the scouts

haven't returned.

Dando the Usurper? Are you sure?

I would count on it. Take me to Solek and we'll be on our way.

What do you need Solek for?

He's my spotter.

I'll be your spotter.

You sure you know what you're getting into?

I have a pretty good guess.

There's still the matter of finding the bastion before their

scouts are due back.

Don't get soft.

[MOANING SOUND EFFECT

Fuck you!

Duran.

What is it?

Those guys back there...

We don't have time to think about that.

We have a new enemy. A Wastelander.

Don't worry my liege.

We'll find this asshole and turn him into paste.

This man is far more dangerous than the Inquisitor,

you failed to kill! He already took out Krognar, he already

took out Hildenstern, and I know many of you are only good up

against unarmed women.

He took out Hildenstern the Cyber with a fucking knife!

And he's coming this way.

Word has it that this impudent

heretic is in search for the Forbidden Paradigm.

Many of you will die. So prepare yourselves for a fucking war.

What do we do?

Wait and see.

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Krognar Mark 2 series.

With new and improved AI, and realistic skin. Perfect for:

combat training, battle arena, and birthday parties!

Available in 4 different colors.

Dammerung. Will to power.

We should do something.

Thin them out.

The guard up on the tower, you see him?

I see him. You ready for this?

Do it.

3 meters to the left, see him coming up?

There's four mo-, no, six more, coming through the gate.

Riflemen to the left.

Fuck it.

Huh? Eh!

Your meddling has caused me great grief Wastelander.

All of which could have been avoided had your men just given

me the information I needed.

You seek an evil that must not be brought back.

Ancient dogma led to war, destruction. And eventually,

extinction.

That's a bit heavy.

I know you search for Eden, but do you even know what

it is?

Suppose I don't?

It's merely a concept. It's to keep human-kind in

line. It's no promised land.

And yet, somehow it's a threat to you?

The Forbidden Paradigm is a threat to all of the Wasteland.

Which you've already conquered. And pillaged.

I united the land. The weak do nothing to

rebuild the world. They only squander what is left.

It is only logical we usurp what we must.

You're talking madness.

Ancient apocrypha have no place in our world.

Unless we wish to make the same mistakes, humanity must

begin anew.

Under your rule... I see how it is.

Initializing cryogenic sequence.

I will have my fun with you later.

Override denied.

Denied.

Denied. Denied.

Miranda.

Duran.

Why have you done this?

It's not so simple.

You remember what they did?

Those that have wronged us have paid, the rest are mere

beasts to be tamed.

You sound like one of them.

I am one of them!

You were once somebody else.

Those days are gone.

And you, you come here to kill me?

Precisely.

Out of gas! Let's move!

Neve.

What is it?

How far back can you remember?

What do you mean?

You don't remember the Old World?

Before the wars? That was before my lifetime.

How old do you think you are?

How are you supposed to measure something like that?

In years...

Years? How long is a years?

Twelve months.

How many minutes is that?

365 days.

Why 365?

That's how long it takes the earth to go around the sun.

There's leap year with an extra day every four year...

How do you not know this?

No timing on machines....

But, I guess to answer your question, I would say,

probably about the same number of years, whatever you call it,

as you.

I don't think so.

Well, what, how old do I look to you?

I have no idea. That's why I'm asking.

Bullshit, that's not why.

I want to know how old I look to you?

How the hell am I supposed to answer that when you don't

even know what a year is?

You just told me its 365 days.

With a leap year every four.

Yeah, sure. So what is it?

Am I too old or too young?

For what?

I don't know, nevermind.

Nevermind?

Yeah. Just drop it already.

You better head back in the morning.

I'm gonna go on alone from here.

I'll check up on you later.

Welcome.

Messiah Corporation. We have your salvation solutions.

I know this place.

Yes sir, you are a former resident.

Where am I?

You are in Messiah Corporation Arc 257, and you've just

logged on to the E.D.E.N simulation program.

Who are you?

A 3-dimensional avatar designated for human interaction

A VR program....

I'm the Central Artificial Intelligence Node.

CAIN for short.

You can change my appearance, voice, or gender,

in the options menu.

The simulated reality offers an unprecedented

sensory stimulation. In time, it becomes

indistinguishable from reality.

Of course. What's the purpose?

To make the prospect of indefinite cryogenic sleep more

pleasant.

So they knew the end of days were coming.

It was prophesized in the early 24th century.

This shelter was built to ensure the survival of its members.

What happened to me?

That information is classified. But, in a few

moments you will recall the override.

They only saved themselves.

It would have been impossible to obtain enough resources to save

the masses.

There was another purpose for this simulated reality.

Override Solidor 766 Delta.

Confirmed. Suggestive implementation.

Explain.

A process in which all combat and survival training

ever documented, are recorded into the subjects mind during

hibernation.

Did I know of this?

You were the creator.

Me? Why did I leave the shelter?

Because you did not take to the process.

What do you mean?

A lucid awareness made further implementation impossible.

The only solution was to purge and start the process on the

next subject.

How come I can't remember any of this, and yet I remember all the

codes?

I would attribute the selective memory loss due to the

fact that gestation stopped at 83%. Your memory was erased and

then repurposed in fragments at random.

No shit.

You were aware of this possibility when you went in.

Why?

Because eternal cryogenic sleep is equally damning.

The Messiah Corporation needed a savior, one that could travel to

the surface and tame the land so the others could follow.

If the human race is to survive this calamity, then it

is imperative men like us prevent the Scourge from being

the sole progenitors of the human race.

It was conflicting nonsensical dogma that destroyed the Old

World.

Be that as it may. We must rely on ourselves

and our creations.

The ability to manipulate and perfect the human genome has

rendered the belief in god obsolete.

If you're talking about E.D.E.N. I don't care.

I'll give you all the codes, you can have everything that's

there, just let us go.

I do not need the codes, I already cracked the

security, there's nothing there of value.

You are here for one reason. This is your last chance Rhyous.

Join me, or die!

I already said no.

And threatening to kill me doesn't usually end well.

This is why I like you and why you should join me Rhyous.

We are men of a superior breed. We are meant to work together.

The only desire that you have is to live forever.

Naturally.

Do you really think this world has any hope if

we do not take charge, or any sort of initiative?

No. The foolish masses are meant to be led by us.

The centuries of breathing through a hose has turned you

into a narcissistic madman.

Then, unfortunately you will have to die Rhyous.

Bring it.

Ugh! Uh.

Ugh!!!

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