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D'oh!
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Okily dokily.
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Aw, our own home.
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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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All right. Takeout Chinese.
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Everyone can have their favorite thing.
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Bart, General Tso's chicken.
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For Lisa, Pacifist Tso's tofu.
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For Maggie, Kung Pao Cheerios.
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And, Homer, I've got your favorite...
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Favorite? That's my favorite.
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...MSG.
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Mmm.
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Ah, needs salt.
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Y'ello.
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Ahoy-hoy, Simpson.
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I have four seats to tonight's
basketball joust,
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and you were at the top of my list.
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So, what do you say?
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Thank you, Mr. Burns.
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Oh, boy, courtside seats.
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- I feel like Billy Crystal's doctor.
- Who was it?
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You'll never believe it. We just got...
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Homer, wait.
You don't want to go with them.
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Why not? They're my family.
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Sweetie, I know that
you're talking to your brain.
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Why don't you just do
whatever your heart tells you?
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Ugh, not that guy.
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I'm numb.
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Chest pains!
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Just go to the game with your friends.
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Brain, you're the greatest.
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Is there anything I can do for you?
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Yeah, you could read a book
once in a while.
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D'oh!
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Carl, I got courtside seats!
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Lenny, I got courtside seats!
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Barney, I got courtside seats!
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I'm in.
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Who's on trial?
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You guys got courtside seats?
I'd love to go.
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Just let me lock up the good liquor.
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Uh, sorry, we only have four tickets.
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Me, Lenny, Carl and Barney.
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You really don't want me?
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I, uh, I thought we was friends.
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Yeah, we did, too.
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Then we realized
you were serving us beer
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that's mostly suds.
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Also, your chicken wings
weren't chicken.
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Hey, meat's meat.
Although none of it was meat.
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Look, hey, where we going with this?
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You're not invited, Moe.
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Hey, wha...?
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Not invited, not invited.
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Who's on trial?
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Wow. Wow. I am truly alone
in this world.
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No, you're not.
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Uh, thanks, uh, Anti-Suicide Keychain.
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You're welcome.
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I care about you...
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Uh, Moe Szyslak.
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...very much.
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Uh, Moe, about last night...
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Yeah, on the house, fellas.
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And I got new cocktail napkins
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that ain't just unpaid parking tickets.
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See? Yeah, huh?
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How about that?
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Why you being so nice to us
after we rejected you?
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Well, maybe the problem
wasn't youse, maybe it was mees.
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So, I'se, uh, sprucing up the bar,
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trying to make things nice,
you know, like they used to be.
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Hey! It's the Pin Pals,
our old bowling team!
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Those were great times.
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Them were the best times.
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Closer than brothers, we was, says I.
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Then Apu had his octopuses,
and suddenly he didn't have time
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to bowl with his buddies
five nights a week.
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But as I said, great times.
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Guys, I think we should
reform the Pin Pals,
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but this time with
me, Lenny, Carl and Moe!
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Oh, guys, I would love to!
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But I can't bowl no more.
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I got beer-pull tunnel syndrome.
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Ow!
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Another, please.
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Ow!
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It's a little short.
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I guess you'll have to ask
Barney to bowl with ya's.
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- Do they have beer?
- Yes.
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To bowling!
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♪ I get knocked down ♪
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♪ But I get up again ♪
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♪ You're never gonna keep me down... ♪
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Moe, this is for you.
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Ah.
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- What do you say?
- Coach? Terrific!
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I love screaming at people
who are trying their best.
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To Moe!
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What are you doing? Don't drink that.
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You're in training.
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town... ♪
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A lot of music in this episode.
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town ♪
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♪ Boys are back in town ♪
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♪ I said the boys are back in town ♪
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♪ The boys are back in town... ♪
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Okay, sidekicks, back in our shadows.
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♪ Hallelujah ♪
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♪ Hallelujah. ♪
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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We made it, boys.
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Going to the state finals
in Capital City!
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Uh, sorry, that's where we store
our extra balls.
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Quick! Rest his head!
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
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Ow! Ow!
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All right, the state finals.
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If we win this, the next
tournament is on ESPN8.
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All right, guys, don't be yokels.
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Just act like you seen it all before.
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Holy crap!
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Uh, it says we're on lane 17.
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Wow! Topiary lane numbers.
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I'll bet they're plastic.
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Yep, they are,
but don't tell management.
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So I guess we're playing you guys, huh?
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Best two out of three.
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I'm Reynolds.
We're high-frequency traders.
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I was the model for
The Wolf of Wall Street.
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I was the model for American Psycho.
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I was a model for toe fungus
in a Dr. Scholl's commercial.
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- And I was...
- I'll give you $100 to stop talking.
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Deal!
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Hey, and here's a hundred
for you for looking at me
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like I am the most
amazing thing you ever saw.
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I think I'm giving you a $500 look.
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Well, here's $400, and screw you.
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Wow. I finally found
my path in life: socio.
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Hey, Harold, buddy.
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You know, I was wondering...
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Excuse me. Why cheeseburgers?
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The cheese holds it together
in flight. Duh.
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I mean, why do you throw them
at good people?
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Question time is over.
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Really hope that social worker
pays better
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by the time you grow up.
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Social worker.
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Hey. This little dingus gets it.
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All right, little man.
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From now on,
we're gonna call you McDingus.
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You're treating me like dirt!
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I belong!
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I'm wearing a new hat!
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I'm gonna show you
that the one thing in the world
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that you're a little bit
good at, I'm better.
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Okey-doke.
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Damn it!
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All right, now, listen to me.
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These stuffed suits don't stand a chance
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against us working joes.
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- Because we got...
- Moxie?
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- Eh, no.
- Uh, grit?
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Nah, we're pretty grit-less.
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Well, what have we got?
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My stepdad is Lebanese.
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We are a damn rainbow!
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- Yay!
- Yeah!
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We win. We win!
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The first out of three!
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Huh! I haven't been this confident
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since I saw La La Land win Best Picture
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and turned off my TV.
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Good win, you guys.
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Lunch is on us.
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Wow! Is that a Visa double diamond card?
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Yep. Doesn't have to be
inserted or swiped.
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- It just knows.
- Wow!
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It can sense that you're poor.
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Once again they substitute
rhino for narwhal.
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It's like they think we won't notice.
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Thanks for lunch.
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And now you'll be
eating crow for dessert.
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Uh, side note...
I have actually eaten crow.
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It is not bad. Tastes like seagull.
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Chang-stein, I bet you
that I can break down
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this loser right here
in, oh, 15 seconds.
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Moe, I would like to ask you
about your last birthday.
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W-Why? W-What have you heard?
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Did you have a party?
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No, sir.
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- Cake?
- No.
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Ah, man, it looks like
he's tearing Moe a new one.
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Well, most of his old ones
are pretty bad,
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so that could be a good thing.
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So, did you leave your house?
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No.
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Any phone calls?
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- Y-Yes.
- Meant for you?
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No!
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I pretended to be someone
who was interested
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in carpet cleaning.
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Um, that's time, and he is
definitely crying, so you win.
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Bart, you don't want
to be with these guys.
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They're monsters.
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Hey, their 401Ks are monsters.
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Do you even know what a 401K is?
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I assume it's a gun.
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Yeah, well, I may not have much,
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but I got some things that matter, huh?
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My bar, my friends, my good name.
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Hear! Hear!
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All right, well, if you believe
in your friends so much,
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how about we make
a little wager on the match?
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- Uh, oh, can I bet on youse to win?
- No.
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Careful, Moe.
I got a bad feeling about this.
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Just leave us be, huh?
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All right, how about this?
If we win the next two games,
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your bar is ours, and you have to change
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your, uh, good name.
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I got a bad feeling.
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Bad feeling, bad feeling,
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But if I win, I want something
I can share with my friends.
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Something only a rich guy
like you can give us.
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Let's do this.
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Look at me, Moe Szyslak,
shaking hands with a guy
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wearing a shirt worth more than
I'll earn in my entire life.
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Ugh, it feels like
I'm shaking hands with a squid.
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No, the squid has a much firmer grip.
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Hey, Pin Gals.
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Wha...?
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Hey, hey, hey, we ain't afraid
of no bowling shirts.
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They're not shirts;
it's compression wear,
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which increases blood flow to our arms
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and decreases wind resistance.
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Oh, yeah!
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They know two-handed bowling.
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Hey, we been hustled!
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Huh, if you can't trust hedge fund guys,
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who can you trust?
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Nice toss.
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Um, nobody likes suck-ups.
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All right? Cheeseburger.
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I want to help you stand up to them.
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But they're traders.
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All we know is
how to collect information.
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Everyone has a weak spot.
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00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:07,941
We will aggregate
their emotional responses
261
00:13:07,976 --> 00:13:10,344
and run a regression through the data.
262
00:13:10,379 --> 00:13:12,346
Thanks for dumbing it down for us.
263
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,380
Polish your balls?
264
00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:16,450
Man, this alley does everything.
265
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:19,152
Oh, I don't work for the alley.
266
00:13:19,187 --> 00:13:21,321
No, indeed.
267
00:13:26,144 --> 00:13:27,629
Bart?
268
00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:29,596
Hey, Mom, I got a question for you.
269
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,331
-Am I too young to start drinking vodka?
-Yes.
270
00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:34,433
Wish you would've
told me that an hour ago.
271
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:36,168
Here's a little
"don't tell Homer" money.
272
00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:38,808
If you love money with all your heart,
273
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the money will never love you back.
274
00:13:40,811 --> 00:13:42,844
Will having no money make me happy?
275
00:13:42,879 --> 00:13:45,147
No.
276
00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:46,780
Does Bill Gates love his wife?
277
00:13:46,817 --> 00:13:49,183
Melinda? Of course he does.
278
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:52,553
They started a foundation
that does wonderful things.
279
00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,556
- With money, right?
- Yes.
280
00:13:54,591 --> 00:13:57,692
So, money's the answer for everything.
281
00:13:57,727 --> 00:14:00,394
Have a C-note, sweetheart.
282
00:14:00,429 --> 00:14:02,563
- She gets it.
- Oh!
283
00:14:06,903 --> 00:14:09,203
Whew, they really kicked our butts.
284
00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,206
I'm gonna lose my bar and my name.
285
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:14,042
No Moe, no tavern, nothing.
286
00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:16,644
I'm gonna jump into
that empty elevator shaft!
287
00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:17,913
Moe, no!
288
00:14:22,052 --> 00:14:25,519
I just, uh... I can't win.
289
00:14:27,758 --> 00:14:29,490
Oh, yeah, now we're getting somewhere.
290
00:14:37,971 --> 00:14:40,971
_
291
00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,841
All right, we've come to that time...
292
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,975
the time where I give
that inspirational speech
293
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:47,586
I've been keeping in my pocket.
294
00:14:47,586 --> 00:14:50,077
You have given this lonely little man
295
00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:52,778
a reason to get up every single day,
296
00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:55,350
and that is why I love youse, Marge.
297
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,043
I mean, uh, Pin Pals. Pin Pals.
298
00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,711
And we got a secret weapon.
299
00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,913
This guy is sober.
300
00:15:01,948 --> 00:15:05,182
I am, because of the love
of your sister.
301
00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:06,751
Now, just so you know, that was,
302
00:15:06,787 --> 00:15:08,486
that was a catfish thing, right?
303
00:15:08,522 --> 00:15:10,087
What's a "catfish" thing?
304
00:15:10,124 --> 00:15:12,316
I'll explain it to you after the match.
305
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:13,615
Just don't drink.
306
00:15:13,650 --> 00:15:16,184
You know how, uh, how Miriam hates it.
307
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:19,754
You know, you sister looks
just like Jennifer Lawrence.
308
00:15:19,789 --> 00:15:22,490
And all her pictures say "Getty Images."
309
00:15:22,525 --> 00:15:24,893
Yeah, that's-that's a problem
with your computer.
310
00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:27,296
Just stay sober, huh?
311
00:15:27,331 --> 00:15:28,330
Mm-hmm.
312
00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,033
Huh?
313
00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:36,378
_
314
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:40,442
Hey, have you ever tasted liquid gold?
315
00:15:46,482 --> 00:15:49,051
You realize that was
a thousand-dollar swallow.
316
00:15:50,988 --> 00:15:54,188
Return... to me.
317
00:16:14,378 --> 00:16:15,777
♪ Yeah. ♪
318
00:16:26,856 --> 00:16:28,956
Oh, what do you want?
319
00:16:28,993 --> 00:16:30,926
Fair warning: we have combed through
320
00:16:30,961 --> 00:16:34,562
all the emotional data on you
to find your soft targets.
321
00:16:34,597 --> 00:16:36,264
What the hell are you talking about?
322
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:39,500
You'll see, in just 15 seconds.
323
00:16:39,536 --> 00:16:41,970
Reynolds, artificial intelligence
324
00:16:42,005 --> 00:16:44,907
is just three months away
from taking your job.
325
00:16:44,942 --> 00:16:47,909
Without my job, I... I'm just a douche.
326
00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:49,977
You don't know that the other two
327
00:16:50,014 --> 00:16:51,913
are sleeping with your wife.
328
00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,982
I thought you were, but you?!
329
00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:57,019
You're all about your BMW,
330
00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,421
but you couldn't afford
the sport package.
331
00:17:01,557 --> 00:17:05,727
And I win, just like
all good people always win.
332
00:17:05,762 --> 00:17:08,363
- McDingus.
- Yes, Father?
333
00:17:08,398 --> 00:17:11,333
Throw this at your sister.
334
00:17:11,367 --> 00:17:12,667
You won't do it, Bart.
335
00:17:12,702 --> 00:17:14,336
Why not? It's you and it's me,
336
00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:16,337
and it wastes food.
337
00:17:16,373 --> 00:17:18,339
You won't do it because, deep down,
338
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:20,608
there's something weird
that connects us.
339
00:17:20,644 --> 00:17:21,676
You're crazy.
340
00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,278
Neither of us admits it,
341
00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:24,613
but it's there.
342
00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:26,647
I hold myself out to you.
343
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:29,984
Go on, make my face
the home of the Whopper.
344
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:32,153
I-I can't do it.
345
00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:34,522
You do like me. You do!
346
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,893
And we'll always keep this
burger as a symbol of our fr...
347
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,830
May I wax your alley?
348
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,499
Will you get out of here?!
349
00:17:44,535 --> 00:17:47,301
All right, this is it, the
tenth frame, the final frame.
350
00:17:47,337 --> 00:17:50,572
The frame where you start
looking for your regular shoes.
351
00:17:52,108 --> 00:17:54,375
All right, Barney,
just do your thing. No pressure.
352
00:17:54,411 --> 00:17:55,876
Here's a picture of my sister
353
00:17:55,913 --> 00:17:57,913
in the movie Silver Linings Playbook.
354
00:17:57,948 --> 00:17:59,580
Take a look.
355
00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:01,883
Hey, you guys liquored him up!
356
00:18:01,919 --> 00:18:05,721
Don't worry, Moe, I can still
win the spelling bee.
357
00:18:05,756 --> 00:18:07,189
"Recidivism."
358
00:18:07,223 --> 00:18:09,590
"R"... um...
359
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,826
Eh, because of this idiot, Homer,
360
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,327
we need three strikes from you.
361
00:18:13,364 --> 00:18:15,830
I just want to know what
it's like to be a winner, huh?
362
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:17,031
Just one time.
363
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:19,000
What about that Women in Film award?
364
00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:21,135
No, I stole that.
365
00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:24,138
Okay, Moe, for you, I'll do it.
366
00:18:28,679 --> 00:18:31,413
We're gonna win. I'm not gonna
have to start over again!
367
00:18:34,117 --> 00:18:37,051
Because starting over, uh,
what would that even mean?
368
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,269
_
369
00:18:56,306 --> 00:18:57,572
That could be my reality.
370
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,740
Oh, my God, I got to lose this match.
371
00:18:59,777 --> 00:19:01,108
Homer, no!
372
00:19:01,144 --> 00:19:03,612
- Give me the ball!
- I need it to bowl!
373
00:19:03,646 --> 00:19:05,113
I don't want to win!
374
00:19:05,148 --> 00:19:06,948
You're the worst coach ever!
375
00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:08,750
Just give me the damn ball!
376
00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,962
What's wrong, Moe?
377
00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:24,598
- Yeah, we won.
- Nothing. I just got to go back
378
00:19:24,634 --> 00:19:26,768
to the worst thing in the world, huh?
379
00:19:26,804 --> 00:19:28,936
Being me.
380
00:19:28,971 --> 00:19:32,207
The guy you wouldn't even invite
to a basketball game.
381
00:19:34,711 --> 00:19:36,912
Wha... uh, d-did somebody say "wait"?
382
00:19:36,947 --> 00:19:39,146
- No.
- Well, I wouldn't come back now
383
00:19:39,182 --> 00:19:40,816
if you begged me.
384
00:19:40,851 --> 00:19:42,483
- Wait!
- Yeah?
385
00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,051
Just making a point.
386
00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,192
Surprise!
387
00:19:50,227 --> 00:19:51,926
You guys are my friends.
388
00:19:51,961 --> 00:19:54,362
- That's right.
- We sure are.
389
00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:56,597
And we're gonna have a big party!
390
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,300
Right after we get back
from the basketball game.
391
00:20:03,173 --> 00:20:05,644
Eh, salt of the earth there.
392
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,853
All right, guys,
since we won the championship,
393
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,548
those hedge fund do-rags have to deliver
394
00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:15,217
an experience for me and my pals
that only they can bring.
395
00:20:15,252 --> 00:20:16,685
When does it start?
396
00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:19,320
Right about... now.
397
00:20:24,394 --> 00:20:27,829
Welcome to how I always feel.
398
00:20:27,854 --> 00:20:34,220
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