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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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I'm scared, Mom.
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What if they take me?
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Don't worry, Barterfinger.
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You're always the last.
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Even boxes of stale raisins go
before you, Butterfinger...
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I mean, Barterfinger.
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(GASPS)
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No one ever wants the apple.
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They must be afraid there's
a razor blade in me.
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Yeah. That's the reason.
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Maybe you'll be dipped in caramel.
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Oh, whoop-dee-doo.
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(ALL GASPING)
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What the... Where am I going?
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You're going to heaven, Dad.
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GRAMPA: Those pearly gates
look a lot like teeth!
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Change is always hard.
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Well, I guess that...
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(GRAMPA SCREAMING)
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Cigarette breath!
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Oh, thank God.
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We made it through the night.
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And now you're on a high shelf,
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where they'll forget about you forever!
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(CRYING): Why won't the earth take me?
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I hear you, my friend.
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Mmm, candy.
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Homer, no!
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Don't be silly, honey.
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Chocolate doesn't feel anything.
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No! God, no!
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Dad...!
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I can't listen to this horror!
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Okay, I'm on it.
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(SCREAMS STOPS ABRUPTLY)
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Thank you.
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(CHEWING NOISILY)
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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(THE EXORCIST THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(THUNDER CRASHES)
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♪ ♪
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It's here! Maggie's first Pazuzu!
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Your father ordered this because...
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Mm, why did you order this?
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I thought it was pizza.
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Yeah, I'll send it back tomorrow.
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Tonight we have a cocktail party.
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And we came early.
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And I left my face on your hand towel.
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(MARGE GRUMBLES)
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Hmm.
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(HUMMING A MELODY)
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(GROANS)
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Don't worry, Maggie.
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While Mommy and Daddy
carouse downstairs,
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you'll be here in the dark with Pazuzu!
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(TO "WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING):
♪ When Pazuzu's eyes ♪
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♪ Are glaring ♪
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♪ It's time to go to bed ♪
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♪ You'll see demon shadows fighting ♪
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♪ But it's just inside your head ♪
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♪ When Pazuzu's eyes are staring ♪
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♪ The moonlight will turn red ♪
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♪ 'Cause Pazuzu's in your nightmares ♪
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♪ Until we all ♪
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♪ Are dead. ♪
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Sweet dreams, Maggie.
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Don't let the Beelzebubs bite.
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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♪ ♪
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- (PIANO PLAYING)
- (LIVELY CHATTER)
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Nobody's eating my chowder.
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Maybe I can take it back home with me.
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Maggie, sweetie, you should be in bed.
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(DEMONIC VOICE): No one leaves alive.
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Ooh, her first words!
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Did someone get that on their phone?
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LENNY: Aw, she's got red eye.
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She's a demon from hell!
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Also, generic cola?
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Really? (CHUCKLES)
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Cocktail fail.
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(GROANS)
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Thank you.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(CELL DOOR SLAMS)
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Well, at least we still got the liquor.
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(WHINES, GRUNTS)
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(GURGLES)
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Ah, my chowder!
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Someone's starting the terrible twos.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(DEMONIC VOICE): Someone's
having an affair with his nurse.
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- Say "ah."
- A... dulterer.
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179? I...
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(GRUNTS)
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(CHOKING LAUGH)
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I'm afraid that little
devil needs an exorcism.
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I'm afraid they didn't teach
me those at Pepperdine.
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♪ ♪
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Bible ribbons, that'll hold her.
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(GRUNTING)
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- (GROANS)
- (TOY SIREN WAILING)
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Oh, good, the police are here.
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(CHOKES)
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(OWL HOOTS)
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When is that exorcist gonna get here?
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Marge, we'll be fine.
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Maggie just learned what a circle is.
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HOMER: Okay, whoever she stops
at has to change her diaper,
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which appears to contain flaming lava.
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MARGE: Oh, you just never
want to change a diaper.
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(HOMER WHIMPERS)
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I'll handle this.
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- (GASPS)
- (SHOUTING GIBBERISH)
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(MUFFLED GIBBERISH)
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(LOSING BREATH)
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Oops. Sorry about that.
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First thing, we'll see just how powerful
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our demon here truly is.
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The chicken goes...
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(DEMONIC ROARING)
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Well, there's only one answer here,
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- cut her loose!
- Are you sure?
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If you can't trust a Catholic
priest with a child,
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who can you trust?
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(MARGE GROANS)
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♪ ♪
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By the power of Christ,
I say devil be out!
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That's all you've got?
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Well, I say it three times.
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This guy's good.
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Devil be out!
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I am Pazuzu, demon of
the southwest wind.
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Wait, wait, so you're not even
as powerful as the south wind
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or the west wind?
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How lame is that?
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I used to be very important.
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Google it.
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- Devil be out!
- (THUNDER CRASHES)
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Google it!
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♪ ♪
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Your baby is saved.
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Fantastic.
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She's not going to be a
religious weirdo, is she?
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- No.
- Fantastic.
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Now hush.
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Pazuzu is still among us.
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But where?
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
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(GASPS) Bart?
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(DEMONIC VOICE): Let me out, let me out!
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This boy has the darkest
soul I've ever seen.
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It's worse than working
for David Schwimmer!
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Yo, Pazuzu, grow me some horns.
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(HOMER CHUCKLES)
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Those aren't horns, those
are nubs. (LAUGHS)
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No, no, no!
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(NASALLY): Well, at least it'll
get me out of jury duty.
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♪
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♪ Lisa, Lisa wants a better life ♪
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♪ Lisa, Lisa, go under the knife ♪
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♪ Homer, Homer got a button wife. ♪
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So, anyone want to pick up
litter at the park today?
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How about you, Maggie?
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She's still got a touch of Pazuzu.
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At least she never threw up.
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(DEMONIC RETCHING)
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That's just great.
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Everywhere but the sink.
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(GROANS) Sometimes I think I
was born in the wrong family.
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(CAT MEOWING)
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Oh? Hey, Mr. Cat.
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What are you playing with?
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A secret door?
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We don't have smoke
alarms, but we have this?
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HOMER (IN DISTANCE):
Smoke is its own alarm.
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No, no, Snowball, come back!
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It's too dangerous!
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Sometimes tiny doors lead
to big opportunities.
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- (GASPS) You could talk?
- Indeed.
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For centuries, the cat has been
the symbol of intelligence,
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the other world savoir faire...
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Ooh, shiny!
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Oh, there it is. Where'd it go?
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There it is. Where'd it go?
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There it is. Where'd it go?
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(CLEARS THROAT) Enough.
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Let's go meet your other family.
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(GASPS) Other family?
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Already the talking cat isn't
the most interesting thing.
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- (DOOR CREAKS)
- (LISA GASPS)
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Whoa! For a Halloween show
middle segment, this is amazing.
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- (HOMER HUMMING A MELODY)
- (BART CHEWING NOISILY)
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Every girl's dream, a perfect family.
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(SCREAMS)
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Good morning, sleepyhead.
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For breakfast, tofu or kale?
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Oh, that's nice.
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But what's with the button eyes?
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We don't all have button eyes, silly.
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Some have button mouths.
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(MUFFLED): What's up?!
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Lisa, would you like to jam with us?
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You like jazz?
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(LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're all good, but not better than me.
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I wish I could stay forever.
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Oh, but you can.
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All right. Let me guess.
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Do you have to sew buttons over my eyes?
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Don't worry, sugar plum,
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we'll give you a button to bite on
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while we sew 'em on.
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- (SCREAMS)
- Hold steady.
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(PANTING)
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Oh, sweetie, you're just in time.
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I killed a snake with
your saxophone and...
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Can you blow its head out?
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Here, let me just wipe the
blood off the mouthpiece.
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Buttons, please.
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Hmm, something's missing.
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Didn't we have a kid
between Bart and the baby?
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Little smarty pants, plays
the flute, I think.
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Lisa. She's been gone for days.
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And the police have been no help.
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That's not true. I helped you
reassemble that high chair.
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Damn it!
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(WIGGUM GRUNTING)
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Well, we got two kids
now, so no favoritism.
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Maggie will get Lisa's room,
Maggie will get Lisa's clothes,
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Bart will get Lisa's homework.
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Cowabunga!
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(MARGE HUMMING)
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(GASPS) Bart! How'd you find me?
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I had an informant.
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I know, he can talk.
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He can? I just followed him in.
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Oh, God. Now I'll have to talk to him.
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Uh, I don't think he's coming back.
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How can you be so calm?
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I bore both those children.
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Hey, your stories aren't great,
but I wouldn't call them boring.
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(GROANS): Oh.
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I'm going in there now.
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You really did it this time, Homer.
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You lost your family.
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Wait, you can speak on this side?
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Yes, I just don't like to.
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Makes the dog feel inferior.
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(WHINING BARK)
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All right.
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(GRUNTING)
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Oh! So tight.
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Why did I eat that
second lunch at lunch?
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Someone kick me in the ass!
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(GRUNTS) Thank you!
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What is it about this
world that's so great?
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The Homer in this world
doesn't pass gas.
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That was a three-button job.
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Would you like to have two eyes?
263
00:11:40,225 --> 00:11:42,859
We can talk to each other
while you watch TV.
264
00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:46,129
Just what Homer needs,
an excuse to get lazier.
265
00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,596
Why, you little...
266
00:11:47,631 --> 00:11:51,801
I'll lazy you, you otherworldly...
267
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,937
- What the...
- That was my Bart!
268
00:11:53,971 --> 00:11:57,206
Boy, sure is hard to see
with buttons on your eyes.
269
00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:59,209
D'oh!
270
00:11:59,244 --> 00:12:01,244
(GASPS) You killed my husband!
271
00:12:03,815 --> 00:12:06,716
HOMER: Spider wife, dead son,
two girls with button eyes?
272
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:09,753
I think this marriage has
finally gotten out of its rut.
273
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:12,455
(VACUUM WHIRRING)
274
00:12:12,490 --> 00:12:15,424
Yep, I got everything
just the way I want it,
275
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:18,561
including an extra me to go to
parent-teacher conferences.
276
00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:21,764
Oh! Bart drew this
picture of his family.
277
00:12:21,799 --> 00:12:23,966
Now we're getting visits
from a social worker
278
00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:25,501
and an exterminator.
279
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,003
I'll be ready.
280
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,437
- (GUNSHOT)
- (CHAIN SAW BUZZES)
281
00:12:28,472 --> 00:12:31,073
And I've learned, no
matter how bad things are,
282
00:12:31,109 --> 00:12:34,009
they can get much, much worse.
283
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,029
(MUFFLED): Huh, you're telling me.
284
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,836
Haw... haw.
285
00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:41,725
(INSTRUMENTS WARMING UP)
286
00:12:41,759 --> 00:12:43,192
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- (INSTRUMENTS STOP)
287
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,629
No one will be seated
during the third act
288
00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:47,331
of this Halloween show.
289
00:12:47,365 --> 00:12:50,200
What you're about to
see is so disgusting
290
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:53,070
you'll watch Game of
Thrones to calm down.
291
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,004
You have been warned.
292
00:12:55,039 --> 00:12:57,039
♪ ♪
293
00:13:07,785 --> 00:13:10,821
Man, am I jealous of you guys.
294
00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:13,856
Two weeks in Lima, Ohio,
with Patty and Selma
295
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,926
while I'm stuck here working.
296
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:18,828
It's gonna be lonely. So lonely.
297
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,931
Well, if you really want us to stay...
298
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,066
We've already kissed good-bye
and the car heard it!
299
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,070
(TIRES SCREECHING)
300
00:13:27,105 --> 00:13:29,706
They're gone. Not a second to waste.
301
00:13:29,741 --> 00:13:31,741
(LAUGHING)
302
00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:36,879
(TO "ON THE ROAD AGAIN"):
♪ Left alone again ♪
303
00:13:36,915 --> 00:13:39,883
♪ Yes, I'm eating provolone again ♪
304
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:43,854
♪ Food just tastes better in
the bathroom now and then ♪
305
00:13:43,889 --> 00:13:47,259
♪ I just love being left alone again ♪
306
00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:50,726
♪ Left alone for days ♪
307
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:54,364
♪ I ate two dozen bags of Frito-Lays ♪
308
00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:57,768
♪ I'm gonna brush my
teeth with mayonnaise ♪
309
00:13:57,802 --> 00:14:01,337
♪ Now my sweat tastes just
like doughnut glaze. ♪
310
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:04,006
(SHRIEKS)
311
00:14:05,076 --> 00:14:07,844
(SHRIEKING)
312
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:12,115
Not a single morsel in the house!
313
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:14,116
(GASPS)
314
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,418
A forgotten hot dog.
315
00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,254
Oh, you're shivering.
316
00:14:18,289 --> 00:14:19,990
I'll take care of that.
317
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,327
(TO "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"):
♪ Happy birthday to meat ♪
318
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,429
♪ I can't wait to eat. ♪
319
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,332
- Now to slit it down the middle.
- (DOG BARKS)
320
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,134
I'm not splitting it with you.
321
00:14:31,169 --> 00:14:33,202
I'm just teaching you how it's done.
322
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,104
(BARKS)
323
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,972
(GROANS)
324
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,640
Still frozen.
325
00:14:39,177 --> 00:14:41,677
(SCREAMS) My finger!
326
00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:43,212
My hot dog!
327
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,985
(SIZZLING)
328
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,653
My finger! My poor...
329
00:14:49,687 --> 00:14:50,988
(MOANING)
330
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,788
delicious finger.
331
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,658
(SNIFFS) Wait a minute.
332
00:14:54,692 --> 00:14:56,860
I can't eat my own finger. It's unholy.
333
00:14:56,894 --> 00:14:58,394
Also, it's not quite done.
334
00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:01,530
But sometimes a man has
to do the unthinkable,
335
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:04,934
like eat something medium-rare.
336
00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:05,936
Oh!
337
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:07,537
(FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING)
338
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:09,673
- (TO "HALLELUJAH CHORUS")
- ♪ Hey, you ate you ♪
339
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,475
♪ You tasted great, you ♪
340
00:15:11,509 --> 00:15:13,677
♪ Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you ♪
341
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:16,113
♪ You cooked and ate you. ♪
342
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,211
- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Hmm?
343
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,469
Hmm.
344
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:21,503
(HUMS SOFTLY)
345
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,889
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
346
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,923
It makes complete sense.
347
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,727
I eat more and exercise less
than the most succulent pig.
348
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,297
Of course I'm delicious!
349
00:15:33,331 --> 00:15:37,033
But I must never eat me again. Never!
350
00:15:37,068 --> 00:15:40,403
On the other hand is my other finger.
351
00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:42,972
And one thing I love is consistency.
352
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:45,008
(HUMMING "HALLELUJAH CHORUS")
353
00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,375
Hey, there, Homer Aloner.
354
00:15:48,376 --> 00:15:51,511
In the absence of the missus,
you want something delicious?
355
00:15:51,547 --> 00:15:53,880
(SIGHS)
356
00:15:53,915 --> 00:15:56,584
Don't worry, I'll be back.
357
00:16:01,423 --> 00:16:03,157
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
358
00:16:03,192 --> 00:16:05,392
Oh. Ooh, yuck.
359
00:16:05,427 --> 00:16:07,094
Oh, disgusting.
360
00:16:07,129 --> 00:16:09,730
Homer Simpson, you don't
like steak anymore?
361
00:16:09,764 --> 00:16:13,033
Actually, I've become a bit of a me-gan.
362
00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:15,836
Do you have any spaghetti
with my-balls? Uh, meatballs?
363
00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:17,770
"Me-gan? My-balls?"
364
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:20,274
Are you eating forbidden fruit?
365
00:16:20,308 --> 00:16:22,375
Fruit? Ugh.
366
00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:27,248
Sorry, Flanders,
367
00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:30,750
but I've got more delicious
meat in my little finger
368
00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,086
than you have on this
whole picnic table.
369
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:34,421
Speaking of which...
370
00:16:34,456 --> 00:16:37,857
("BUSTIN' LOOSE" BY REBIRTH
BRASS BAND PLAYING)
371
00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:40,793
♪ Whoo ♪
372
00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:42,462
♪ ♪
373
00:16:57,879 --> 00:16:59,212
♪ Whoo. ♪
374
00:16:59,248 --> 00:17:00,813
♪ ♪
375
00:17:04,287 --> 00:17:07,221
I have really gone to a lot of trouble
376
00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:08,989
not to leave the house.
377
00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:10,758
MARGE (IN DISTANCE): Homie, we're home!
378
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:11,759
(SHRIEKS)
379
00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:14,228
What's with the gloves?
380
00:17:14,262 --> 00:17:17,498
Uh, I was watching
Breakfast at Tiffany's,
381
00:17:17,532 --> 00:17:19,767
and I thought I could be more elegant.
382
00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:22,102
Elegant? With your waistline?
383
00:17:22,137 --> 00:17:23,971
I don't think so.
384
00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:27,907
Actually, Homer, you look
like you've lost 20 pounds.
385
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,943
Well, I have been cutting back.
386
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,945
That means something
different to me than you.
387
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,279
What's wrong with your leg?
388
00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:35,583
Nothing. It was perfect.
389
00:17:35,617 --> 00:17:37,116
(MARGE GRUMBLES)
390
00:17:38,453 --> 00:17:40,287
(WHIRRING IN DISTANCE)
391
00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:43,490
(GROANING)
392
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:47,361
Homie, you shouldn't be snacking
in the middle of the night.
393
00:17:47,395 --> 00:17:48,494
It can't be good for your...
394
00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,396
(MARGE SCREAMS)
395
00:17:53,903 --> 00:17:56,369
This is, without question,
396
00:17:56,404 --> 00:17:59,640
the worst moment of our entire marriage.
397
00:17:59,674 --> 00:18:01,040
- What about...
- This is worse.
398
00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:02,643
Opa!
399
00:18:02,678 --> 00:18:05,211
HOMER: Marge, I admit it,
this is a rough patch.
400
00:18:05,247 --> 00:18:06,779
But I know when to stop.
401
00:18:06,816 --> 00:18:09,316
And when would that be?
When you're just a mouth?
402
00:18:09,352 --> 00:18:11,684
You see how she is,
Doc? Always negative.
403
00:18:11,721 --> 00:18:13,153
She makes me feel like nothing.
404
00:18:13,189 --> 00:18:15,489
You are almost nothing!
405
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:17,057
Almost nothing.
406
00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:19,826
Homer, have you considered
your wife's feelings?
407
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:21,996
Perhaps she takes this new diet of yours
408
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:23,696
as a comment on her cooking.
409
00:18:23,732 --> 00:18:24,999
Marge?
410
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:27,233
I won't deny that's a part of it.
411
00:18:27,269 --> 00:18:28,568
See? Progress.
412
00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:29,737
Now, excuse me.
413
00:18:29,771 --> 00:18:32,806
I need to go get famous
talking about you.
414
00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:35,375
Homie, I'm afraid this is it.
415
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:39,179
Your self-destructive
behavior has gone too far.
416
00:18:39,214 --> 00:18:40,980
(MUFFLED): But, Marge...
417
00:18:41,017 --> 00:18:43,250
Good-bye, my love.
418
00:18:43,285 --> 00:18:45,551
(SOBBING)
419
00:18:45,587 --> 00:18:48,221
Maybe, deep down, that's
why I ate myself...
420
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,523
Because I hate myself.
421
00:18:50,558 --> 00:18:53,394
MAN: Sounds like someone
had a breakthrough.
422
00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:55,863
Hi. I'm famous
cooker-upper Mario Batali.
423
00:18:55,897 --> 00:18:58,398
- You mean "chef"?
- I don't care for that term.
424
00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:01,402
Well, I know I don't belong
in therapy, but why are you?
425
00:19:01,436 --> 00:19:03,503
I got depressed because I ran out
426
00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:05,172
of exciting new ingredients.
427
00:19:05,207 --> 00:19:07,840
Homer, we need to talk.
428
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:09,710
Could we wok and talk?
429
00:19:09,744 --> 00:19:11,144
Well, sure.
430
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:13,980
(SIGHS)
431
00:19:20,122 --> 00:19:23,257
HOMER: My dearest family,
I love you so much.
432
00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:26,426
And I think I've found a way
to earn your forgiveness.
433
00:19:26,461 --> 00:19:28,061
Please come home.
434
00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:30,064
Come home to flavor.
435
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,907
He wanted me to pass
on these final words.
436
00:19:40,942 --> 00:19:42,375
"I've failed as a man,
437
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:44,444
but I have succeeded as an ingredient."
438
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,578
I call the brain!
439
00:19:47,615 --> 00:19:48,949
(SIGHS): Ah.
440
00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:50,917
He's gone.
441
00:19:50,952 --> 00:19:55,422
Well, I guess I can be proud
that he succeeded at something.
442
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,458
Oh, it's a lot more than something.
443
00:19:57,492 --> 00:20:00,094
Homer's the biggest thing
in food since free refills.
444
00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:01,494
(SLURPING)
445
00:20:01,529 --> 00:20:03,463
(TO "HALLELUJAH CHORUS"):
♪ Hey, you ate you ♪
446
00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,632
♪ You tasted great, you ♪
447
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:07,667
♪ Hey, you ate you, hey, you ate you ♪
448
00:20:07,702 --> 00:20:09,670
♪ You cooked and ate you. ♪
449
00:20:09,704 --> 00:20:11,838
How did they get so
much meat out of Homer?
450
00:20:11,874 --> 00:20:15,075
Well, they mixed in some Barney,
Comic Book Guy and horse.
451
00:20:15,111 --> 00:20:16,509
Horse?!
452
00:20:18,207 --> 00:20:20,536
Do you know what it's
like to have everyone
453
00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:21,896
eat of your body?
454
00:20:21,932 --> 00:20:23,856
Yeah, like, every Sunday, pal.
455
00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:24,932
(MUNCHING)
456
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:27,601
Uh, you know,
you don't get more of those.
457
00:20:27,749 --> 00:20:32,749
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