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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,883 --> 00:00:27,883 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:35,027 --> 00:01:36,563 Hey, what's up, man? 3 00:01:37,162 --> 00:01:38,494 Nothing, working. 4 00:01:38,496 --> 00:01:40,196 You're... Oh, right. 5 00:01:40,198 --> 00:01:42,768 I still can't believe that people pay to watch you play video games. 6 00:01:43,635 --> 00:01:44,901 Teenagers, man. 7 00:01:44,903 --> 00:01:46,403 But why stop there? 8 00:01:46,405 --> 00:01:48,005 I mean, why don't they just watch someone watching TV or something? 9 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,606 Ridiculous! 10 00:01:49,608 --> 00:01:51,878 Thank you, MilfBlaster69. 11 00:01:52,411 --> 00:01:54,076 That's very cool. 12 00:01:54,078 --> 00:01:55,612 Hey, I forgot to tell you. 13 00:01:55,614 --> 00:01:57,648 I went to the post office the other day. 14 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,115 There's a new girl working there, 15 00:01:59,117 --> 00:02:00,416 and she is very cute. 16 00:02:00,418 --> 00:02:02,085 Uh, what was that, buddy? 17 00:02:02,087 --> 00:02:03,487 What the hell's that? 18 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:05,457 - Is that Sara? - Yeah, she's playing from the house. 19 00:02:07,225 --> 00:02:09,592 Uh... Hi, sweetie. Can you... 20 00:02:09,594 --> 00:02:11,328 Aren't you supposed to be working? 21 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:13,262 Yeah, here's an idea. 22 00:02:13,264 --> 00:02:15,965 Why don't you tell me about this woman you got pregnant at the post office? 23 00:02:15,967 --> 00:02:19,268 No, no, no. I was gonna suggest that Liam should ask her out. 24 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:21,270 Right? I mean, she's not even my type. Okay? 25 00:02:21,272 --> 00:02:22,371 You're my one and only, babe. 26 00:02:22,373 --> 00:02:23,506 Okay, you're forgiven. 27 00:02:23,508 --> 00:02:25,209 - So what do you think? - Pass. 28 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,677 What are you talking about "pass"? 29 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:27,945 She's probably gonna say yes. 30 00:02:27,947 --> 00:02:29,546 You know, because she works at the post office, 31 00:02:29,548 --> 00:02:31,280 so she doesn't have, like, a lot of options. 32 00:02:31,282 --> 00:02:32,718 A hard pass. 33 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,352 Okay. 34 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:36,852 You got it, Charlie? 35 00:02:36,854 --> 00:02:38,922 Yes. 36 00:02:38,924 --> 00:02:40,323 Thank you, sweetheart. 37 00:02:40,325 --> 00:02:41,824 You're welcome. 38 00:02:41,826 --> 00:02:43,092 I'll be over here. 39 00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:45,661 - Okay. - Right over here. 40 00:02:45,663 --> 00:02:48,965 Maybe you and Charlie should... date. 41 00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:50,132 Jesus, dude! 42 00:02:50,134 --> 00:02:53,269 No! Why are you so obsessed with me dating someone? 43 00:02:53,271 --> 00:02:55,638 Because you can't be a full time hag forever. 44 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:57,473 "Full time"? I am not full time. 45 00:02:57,475 --> 00:03:00,577 I'm more like weekends and select week nights. 46 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:02,478 - Uh-huh. - Speaking of... 47 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:03,579 What are we doing tonight? 48 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:05,715 Me and my boyfriend 49 00:03:05,717 --> 00:03:07,817 are going to this guy, Shane's curated salon. 50 00:03:07,819 --> 00:03:10,153 Ew. You just said that way too casually. 51 00:03:10,155 --> 00:03:11,221 Well, it's serious. 52 00:03:11,223 --> 00:03:13,256 He hosts a monthly Salon De Musique. 53 00:03:13,258 --> 00:03:14,725 Oh, wow. 54 00:03:14,727 --> 00:03:17,530 Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars is gonna be playing. 55 00:03:18,229 --> 00:03:19,566 - No. - What? 56 00:03:20,164 --> 00:03:21,466 Uh-uh. 57 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:23,934 Oh, okay. 58 00:03:23,936 --> 00:03:26,803 Well, you know what? At least one of you moved today. 59 00:03:26,805 --> 00:03:28,171 If this is gonna be it though, 60 00:03:28,173 --> 00:03:30,306 you're gonna be playing video games and masturbating 61 00:03:30,308 --> 00:03:31,574 in our guesthouse for the rest of your life. 62 00:03:31,576 --> 00:03:32,942 Liam does not masturbate. 63 00:03:32,944 --> 00:03:34,310 It's true. Not anymore. 64 00:03:34,312 --> 00:03:35,911 Well, you know what? 65 00:03:35,913 --> 00:03:37,947 Maybe you should, you know, get the blood pumping a little bit. 66 00:03:37,949 --> 00:03:40,483 Ew, I don't need to imagine blood and dicks together. 67 00:03:40,485 --> 00:03:42,352 You don't picture that? 68 00:03:42,354 --> 00:03:44,620 - Huh. Interesting. - What? 69 00:03:44,622 --> 00:03:48,424 Shane wants Fuck Dragon to play the salon tonight. 70 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:49,959 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 71 00:03:49,961 --> 00:03:52,929 "SOS. Can Fuck Dragon play the salon tonight? 72 00:03:52,931 --> 00:03:56,465 Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars canceled at the last second. 73 00:03:56,467 --> 00:03:58,670 Please help. Lots of people." 74 00:03:59,771 --> 00:04:01,338 No, I don't think so, man. 75 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,972 A salon? 76 00:04:02,974 --> 00:04:04,674 You know, it's like a place where like-minded people get together 77 00:04:04,676 --> 00:04:06,076 and they sort of, like, appreciate art. 78 00:04:06,078 --> 00:04:07,011 It's like a Victorian thing. 79 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:10,147 Right. And they want Fuck Dragon to play? 80 00:04:10,149 --> 00:04:11,148 'Cause we're so good. 81 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,249 We are so good. 82 00:04:12,251 --> 00:04:13,649 Word. 83 00:04:13,651 --> 00:04:14,984 I think we should do this. It's gonna be a lot of fun. 84 00:04:14,986 --> 00:04:16,118 Um... 85 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,353 Come on, man. We'll bring the fucking house down. 86 00:04:17,355 --> 00:04:18,555 Just like the old days. 87 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:19,656 And you're gonna get out of the guesthouse 88 00:04:19,658 --> 00:04:20,524 and you're gonna talk to some people. 89 00:04:20,526 --> 00:04:21,858 This is a win-win for us. 90 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:23,293 Hey, look, we haven't performed since high school. 91 00:04:23,295 --> 00:04:24,728 What if I don't remember the words? 92 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,495 What if we mess up? We're gonna look like assholes. 93 00:04:26,497 --> 00:04:28,498 I... Pass. Hard pass. 94 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:29,865 Well, I already said yes. 95 00:04:29,867 --> 00:04:31,468 So now we gotta do it, or Shane's gonna be furious. 96 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,036 This is gonna be really good, man. 97 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:34,303 I'm very excited. 98 00:04:34,305 --> 00:04:35,706 And I gotta go work, 'cause I got a big meeting today. 99 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:37,373 I'm gonna see you tonight. Okay? 100 00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:38,507 ♪ Fuck Dragon ♪ 101 00:04:38,509 --> 00:04:40,010 Don't do that with your hips. 102 00:04:40,012 --> 00:04:41,113 Fuck Dragon. 103 00:04:44,315 --> 00:04:46,750 Where the fuck is Buddy? We gotta get this thing going. 104 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:48,655 The audience is getting restless. 105 00:04:52,257 --> 00:04:54,227 He's gonna be here, okay? Don't worry about it. 106 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:59,396 Hi. Welcome to the latest installment of 107 00:04:59,398 --> 00:05:01,598 my Salon De Musique. 108 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,733 Slight change of plans. 109 00:05:03,735 --> 00:05:06,135 Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars, Mars... 110 00:05:06,137 --> 00:05:08,437 Uh, they can't be here. 111 00:05:08,439 --> 00:05:09,805 - What? - What? 112 00:05:09,807 --> 00:05:11,207 We have somebody else. 113 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,012 Please give it up for... 114 00:05:13,879 --> 00:05:15,148 Fuck Dragon. 115 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,685 - Do you know this guy? - No. 116 00:05:21,653 --> 00:05:22,955 Um... 117 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:26,492 Uh, check, one, two. 118 00:05:27,492 --> 00:05:28,894 One, two. 119 00:05:32,697 --> 00:05:34,464 Oh, my God. This is embarrassing. 120 00:05:34,466 --> 00:05:35,735 Test one. 121 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:37,534 One, two... 122 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:38,870 ...three. 123 00:05:43,641 --> 00:05:44,841 Hey, man, uh... 124 00:05:44,843 --> 00:05:46,209 I'm really sorry, 125 00:05:46,211 --> 00:05:47,911 but it turns out that I have to work late tonight. 126 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:49,211 You know, we have a conference call 127 00:05:49,213 --> 00:05:50,514 with these bankers in China. 128 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:51,882 The fucking time zones, am I right. 129 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,550 Anyway, just go on without me. 130 00:05:53,552 --> 00:05:55,118 You're gonna be fine. 131 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,185 Those idiots aren't gonna care if I'm there or not. 132 00:05:56,187 --> 00:05:57,956 Fuck Dragon... 133 00:06:10,302 --> 00:06:11,735 Um... 134 00:06:11,737 --> 00:06:15,074 So we are... I am Fuck Dragon! 135 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,409 This is a song about friendship and sandwiches. 136 00:06:19,411 --> 00:06:22,478 Um, it'd supposed to be a conversation between two people, 137 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:24,647 so you're gonna have to use your imagination a little bit. 138 00:06:24,649 --> 00:06:26,683 When I'm here, it's gonna be me, 139 00:06:26,685 --> 00:06:28,651 so just picture me. 140 00:06:28,653 --> 00:06:30,553 Right? Uh... 141 00:06:30,555 --> 00:06:32,355 And then when I'm over here, 142 00:06:32,357 --> 00:06:35,561 picture like a really tall asshole guy that's a dick to all of his friends. 143 00:06:36,928 --> 00:06:38,630 - Yeah. Okay, so... - He's funny. 144 00:06:39,331 --> 00:06:40,766 Here we go. 145 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:43,267 Now listen up. 146 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:44,935 ♪ I said I'm hungry, man So pay close attention ♪ 147 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,603 ♪ To the master plan It goes ♪ 148 00:06:46,605 --> 00:06:47,937 ♪ Now get up off Your lazy ass ♪ 149 00:06:47,939 --> 00:06:49,973 ♪ Run into the kitchen Better make it fast ♪ 150 00:06:49,975 --> 00:06:51,974 ♪ Yo, look around In the cabinets ♪ 151 00:06:51,976 --> 00:06:53,976 ♪ For the shit that I'm Reading off my list ♪ 152 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,111 ♪ I want three things And it ain't that tough ♪ 153 00:06:56,113 --> 00:06:57,981 ♪ And two out of three Won't be good enough ♪ 154 00:06:57,983 --> 00:06:59,849 ♪ I want peanut butter But not that chunky shit ♪ 155 00:06:59,851 --> 00:07:01,918 ♪ I want it smooth and brown Like I like my bitch ♪ 156 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,187 ♪ I want jelly Cream and strawberry ♪ 157 00:07:04,189 --> 00:07:06,389 ♪ Put it on some white bread And do it in a hurry ♪ 158 00:07:06,391 --> 00:07:10,327 ♪ I want some peanut butter And some jelly on a sandwich ♪ 159 00:07:10,329 --> 00:07:14,296 ♪ I want some peanut butter And some jelly on a sandwich ♪ 160 00:07:14,298 --> 00:07:18,468 ♪ I want some peanut butter And some jelly on a sandwich ♪ 161 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,803 ♪ I want some... ♪ 162 00:07:19,805 --> 00:07:22,038 Okay, now, like the big, tall, like jerk asshole guy. 163 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,007 ♪ Yo, don't tell me What to do ♪ 164 00:07:24,009 --> 00:07:26,175 ♪ Go make it yourself And make me one, too ♪ 165 00:07:26,177 --> 00:07:28,043 ♪ Potato bread Is what I like it on ♪ 166 00:07:28,045 --> 00:07:29,980 ♪ It's really soft And it's got it going on ♪ 167 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:32,147 ♪ And, man You must be tripping, son ♪ 168 00:07:32,149 --> 00:07:34,050 ♪ Chunky is the shit And creamy is done ♪ 169 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:36,051 ♪ I like grape jelly I'm a picky-ass dude ♪ 170 00:07:36,053 --> 00:07:38,355 ♪ Now get off your ass And bring me my food ♪ 171 00:07:38,357 --> 00:07:42,392 ♪ I want some peanut butter And some jelly on a sandwich ♪ 172 00:07:42,394 --> 00:07:43,362 ♪ I want some... ♪ 173 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,326 Cool show. 174 00:08:14,492 --> 00:08:15,827 - Yeah. - Mm. 175 00:08:17,728 --> 00:08:18,827 Seriously. 176 00:08:18,829 --> 00:08:20,730 It was hilarious. 177 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:22,731 Glad you found it funny. 178 00:08:22,733 --> 00:08:24,336 That whole bit with the, uh... 179 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:26,269 the voicemail. 180 00:08:26,271 --> 00:08:27,406 So meta. 181 00:08:28,372 --> 00:08:29,505 Right. 182 00:08:29,507 --> 00:08:30,940 Yeah. No, well, yeah. 183 00:08:30,942 --> 00:08:32,575 I workshopped that for a while, 184 00:08:32,577 --> 00:08:34,945 and I got a positive response, so... 185 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:36,845 Yeah. I mean, it really sets up the whole 186 00:08:36,847 --> 00:08:40,151 loser friendless character clinging to his past thing. 187 00:08:42,354 --> 00:08:43,456 Yeah. 188 00:08:45,724 --> 00:08:47,059 That voicemail's real? 189 00:08:47,525 --> 00:08:48,657 Are you ki... 190 00:08:48,659 --> 00:08:50,795 - I'm so sorry! - It's okay. 191 00:08:51,229 --> 00:08:53,063 Oh, stupid! 192 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:56,235 Well, you have to admit, it was kind of funny. 193 00:08:56,668 --> 00:08:58,435 Do I? Is it? 194 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:01,036 I mean, my best friend told me he doesn't have time for me 195 00:09:01,038 --> 00:09:05,007 through a PA system in a roomful of judgmental elitists. 196 00:09:05,009 --> 00:09:06,709 It's a little funny. Yeah, okay. I'm with you. 197 00:09:06,711 --> 00:09:07,877 - Kind of funny. - Yeah. 198 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:09,478 - Also kind of sucks. - Mm-hmm. 199 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:12,147 I... Shit, I can't believe you still played. 200 00:09:12,149 --> 00:09:14,017 I just didn't want Shane to yell at me. 201 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,251 He whispers when he yells. 202 00:09:15,253 --> 00:09:17,186 It's like a thousand times scarier. 203 00:09:17,188 --> 00:09:18,555 I can see that. 204 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,459 Well, I really liked it. 205 00:09:21,092 --> 00:09:22,124 Thanks. 206 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,994 Also, I really like PB and Js. 207 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:25,962 Oh. 208 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,763 Kind of a connoisseur. 209 00:09:27,765 --> 00:09:29,833 A connoisseur of PB and J? 210 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:31,568 I'm no connoisseur. 211 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:34,570 Buddy and I just used to get really high and want PB and J, that's all. 212 00:09:34,572 --> 00:09:38,110 Ooh. I'm PB and jelly. 213 00:09:39,677 --> 00:09:40,877 Like jealous? 214 00:09:40,879 --> 00:09:42,244 No, I understood it. I just didn't wanna... 215 00:09:42,246 --> 00:09:43,813 - That was just bad. - That was just bad. Yeah. 216 00:09:43,815 --> 00:09:45,714 Don't explain the jokes. Okay. 217 00:09:45,716 --> 00:09:48,084 Um, well... 218 00:09:48,086 --> 00:09:50,020 - Cool show. - Thank you. 219 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:51,820 Thanks. I appreciate that. 220 00:09:51,822 --> 00:09:54,023 Hey, here's to my only fan, 221 00:09:54,025 --> 00:09:55,492 and apparently my new best friend. 222 00:09:55,494 --> 00:09:57,359 Mm. I am Beck. 223 00:09:57,361 --> 00:09:58,798 Liam. 224 00:10:00,331 --> 00:10:02,065 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 225 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:05,969 So Bobby just got us invited to this warehouse party downtown,. 226 00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:09,272 Apparently there's a hundred year old leprechaun 227 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:13,642 that's drinking Rose out of an ice dick lute. 228 00:10:13,644 --> 00:10:15,244 But like a real leprechaun. 229 00:10:15,246 --> 00:10:17,046 - Not a fake leprechaun. - I get it. I get it. 230 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:19,818 - I mean... - Really, it's too much. 231 00:10:20,085 --> 00:10:21,483 Oh. 232 00:10:21,485 --> 00:10:23,052 Hi. 233 00:10:23,054 --> 00:10:24,121 Hi. Heh. 234 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,156 Cool, guys. I think Liam and I are just gonna go 235 00:10:27,158 --> 00:10:29,025 grab some tacos or something. 236 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:31,361 Oh, cool. You and, um... 237 00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:32,832 Liam! 238 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:35,065 Liam. Hi, Liam. 239 00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:38,100 Okay, that's fine. Thanks. 240 00:10:38,102 --> 00:10:40,804 Yeah. Maybe I'll just, like, see you later, or... 241 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,472 - Yeah. Bye, Liam. - Maybe... 242 00:10:42,474 --> 00:10:43,809 Nice to meet you guys. 243 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:45,041 Bye. 244 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:46,211 Have fun! 245 00:10:47,078 --> 00:10:48,580 You like tacos, right? 246 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,317 - So, like, one day... - Mm... 247 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:54,450 We're all playing Mario Kart, 248 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:57,186 and the next, Buddy and Sara are married, 249 00:10:57,188 --> 00:10:59,988 and they have a house, and they look forward to trips to West Elm. 250 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,658 It's the same thing with Franklin. I mean... 251 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,127 He's not even Franklin anymore. 252 00:11:04,129 --> 00:11:06,161 He's just like this weird version of Franklin. 253 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:08,263 He's like Bobby's boyfriend Franklin. 254 00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:10,532 And on the off chance I can get Buddy and Sara to play 255 00:11:10,534 --> 00:11:11,533 Mario Kart with me, 256 00:11:11,535 --> 00:11:13,236 they won't even shoot each other with shells. 257 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:15,338 Which means they're saving their shells for me. 258 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:16,705 - Oh, God. - I mean, that's not fair. 259 00:11:16,707 --> 00:11:17,906 No. 260 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:19,108 It's like I'm just trying to stay alive 261 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,044 while everyone is cruising to the finish. 262 00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:23,113 Dude, we are bringing up the rear, 263 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,884 slipping on banana peels as everyone else is laughing at us. 264 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:28,350 Right. Hey, man. 265 00:11:28,352 --> 00:11:29,786 - Can we have two more? - Yeah, sure. 266 00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,521 - Thanks. - You know what? 267 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:32,855 I don't even want that. 268 00:11:32,857 --> 00:11:34,156 - No more? - Hmm? 269 00:11:34,158 --> 00:11:35,824 - No tacos? - Oh, no, no. 270 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,228 Yes. I mean, yes. Always tacos. 271 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,129 I mean, I don't want to be that, you know, 272 00:11:40,131 --> 00:11:42,065 Beck in a relationship version of Beck. 273 00:11:42,067 --> 00:11:44,066 I just wanna be Beck. 274 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,568 You know? Beck Beck. 275 00:11:45,570 --> 00:11:46,835 Beck Beck's cool. 276 00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:48,103 Why change that? 277 00:11:48,105 --> 00:11:49,442 - Exactly. - Thanks, man. 278 00:11:51,676 --> 00:11:55,111 Hey, you know what? If I played you in Mario Kart, 279 00:11:55,113 --> 00:11:56,713 I'd freakin' blast you with shells. 280 00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:59,552 Dude, that's like the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 281 00:12:00,418 --> 00:12:02,053 - Cheers. - Cheers. 282 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:06,955 It's like feeling this pressure from people 283 00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:08,791 who want us to find someone and get in a relationship. 284 00:12:08,793 --> 00:12:09,858 Oh, of course. 285 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:12,796 Hi, I'm Beck. Wanna get married? 286 00:12:12,798 --> 00:12:15,165 - Fuck that, man. Right? - Pathetic. Mm-hmm. 287 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,233 I like being, like, a weird loner guy. 288 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:18,104 You know what? 289 00:12:18,937 --> 00:12:20,472 It really suits you. 290 00:12:21,505 --> 00:12:22,939 We should hang out. 291 00:12:22,941 --> 00:12:24,973 And be weird loner guys together. 292 00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:26,408 - Okay. - I'm serious. 293 00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,243 - Okay. - Let's freaking get out of here. 294 00:12:28,245 --> 00:12:29,612 I mean, go away for the weekend. 295 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,915 - All right. Where are we going? - I don't know. 296 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:33,882 Someplace cool. It's workable. 297 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:35,318 Sure. 298 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,087 And just some place away from all the shell-hoarding, 299 00:12:38,089 --> 00:12:40,656 boyfriend, girlfriend versions of people people. 300 00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:42,124 - Oh, I'm down for that. - Yeah? 301 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:43,959 - Oh, I'm down. - Okay. 302 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:45,527 Okay. Let's play a game. 303 00:12:45,529 --> 00:12:46,728 Uh-oh, he's moving. 304 00:12:46,730 --> 00:12:47,930 - On the count of three... - Yeah. 305 00:12:47,932 --> 00:12:49,098 We'll both say a place. 306 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,066 Same place, that's where we're gonna go. 307 00:12:51,068 --> 00:12:52,468 - Oh, I like this. - Yeah? 308 00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,603 - Yeah, do it. - Okay. 309 00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:54,570 - Let's go. - I'll start? 310 00:12:54,572 --> 00:12:55,537 Hit me, come on. 311 00:12:55,539 --> 00:12:57,172 - One, three... - Two... 312 00:12:57,174 --> 00:12:58,675 - Disneyland. - Switzerland. 313 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,045 - Shit. - That's close. 314 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:02,480 - So... - What about the desert? 315 00:13:03,948 --> 00:13:06,081 You know what? I've never been to the desert. 316 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,550 - Yeah? - That's crazy. 317 00:13:07,552 --> 00:13:08,852 - Yes, the desert. - Okay. 318 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:09,986 Let's go to the desert. 319 00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,521 We'll get a house, we'll hang out. 320 00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:14,723 Like a couple of cool independent people people. 321 00:13:14,725 --> 00:13:15,791 Perfect. 322 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,960 - Logistics. - Talk to me. 323 00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,728 - Two bedroom. - Duh. 324 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:21,164 - And a pool. - Double duh. 325 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:24,003 - And an espresso machine. - Sold. 326 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,138 When do you wanna go? 327 00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:28,036 - So, to recap. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:30,172 We're just two totally normal, totally cool, 329 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,574 independent people people 330 00:13:31,576 --> 00:13:34,109 doing our own totally normal, totally cool 331 00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:36,079 independent people people thing together. 332 00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:37,579 Exactly. No funny business. 333 00:13:37,581 --> 00:13:40,717 Thank you. No deep conversations over storied pasts. 334 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:43,018 Yeah, right. While looking up into the night sky. 335 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:46,922 This is called a friendship friend trip. 336 00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:48,992 A friendship friend trip. 337 00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:50,259 I like it. 338 00:13:50,261 --> 00:13:51,426 It's a little hard to say, we'll workshop. 339 00:13:51,428 --> 00:13:52,762 - I kind of felt that, too. - Okay. 340 00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:53,762 We'll work on it. 341 00:13:53,764 --> 00:13:54,667 Allow me. 342 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,643 Thank you. 343 00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:07,709 - Titties. - Got it? 344 00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:08,746 Yes. 345 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,113 Friendship friend trip! 346 00:14:15,186 --> 00:14:16,721 We'll workshop that, too. I'll work on that. 347 00:14:22,226 --> 00:14:25,929 Okay. Is it more like a cactus or Cameron Diaz? 348 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,233 Cactus. 349 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:30,098 Cactus or... 350 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,566 plastic bag? 351 00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:32,801 Plastic bag. 352 00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:34,103 Okay. 353 00:14:34,105 --> 00:14:35,774 Plastic bag or... 354 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:38,974 a condom? 355 00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:41,076 Ooh, ooh. Uh... 356 00:14:41,078 --> 00:14:42,712 Mm... condom. 357 00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:43,946 - Ee... - Yep. 358 00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,250 Okay. 359 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,749 Condom or... 360 00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:50,118 A balloon animal? 361 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,487 Definitely balloon animal. 362 00:14:51,489 --> 00:14:52,354 - Really? - Yep. 363 00:14:52,356 --> 00:14:55,026 Okay. A balloon animal or... 364 00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,895 Oh! A child-sized froggy inner tube. 365 00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:00,028 Got it! 366 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,531 She got it! 367 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:03,166 - Come on, this is what you picked? - Yeah. 368 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:04,800 What else am I gonna pick in the car? 369 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,038 That's freaking true. 370 00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,745 Well... made it out alive. 371 00:15:14,578 --> 00:15:16,878 - That bad? - Oh, yeah. 372 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,714 Grossest bathroom ever. 373 00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:21,150 I believe someone was recently murdered in there. 374 00:15:21,152 --> 00:15:22,752 Yeah, I could have told you that. 375 00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,587 Wait a second. 376 00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:26,789 Is that why you brought me out here? 377 00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,257 No! 378 00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:30,993 The Rest Stop Killer strikes again! 379 00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:34,597 ♪ Love ♪ 380 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,532 ♪ I'm never gonna Fall in love ♪ 381 00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:40,236 ♪ No, I don't ever want that Rub your back ♪ 382 00:15:40,238 --> 00:15:43,409 ♪ Share my snack Stupid love ♪ 383 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,243 ♪ I like you ♪ 384 00:15:47,245 --> 00:15:50,278 ♪ But I am never gonna Like, like you ♪ 385 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,383 ♪ Better believe I'll never Lose a freaking ounce Of sleep ♪ 386 00:15:54,385 --> 00:15:57,887 ♪ Wondering if you Like me, too ♪ 387 00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:04,393 ♪ Oh, lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love Is so du-du-du-du-dumb ♪ 388 00:16:04,395 --> 00:16:11,501 ♪ I just li-li-li-li-li-li-like To be left al-lo-lo-lo-lone ♪ 389 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:17,507 ♪ Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love Is so du-du-du-du-dumb ♪ 390 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:24,213 ♪ Please leave me alone ♪ 391 00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:29,986 Dude! 392 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,323 Most legitimate. 393 00:16:31,755 --> 00:16:32,690 Internet. 394 00:16:33,591 --> 00:16:34,493 Nice. 395 00:16:36,494 --> 00:16:38,895 I think they said something about a rock. 396 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:42,265 You mean, one of those rocky highway thingies? 397 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:44,770 Right. To find it, I have to... 398 00:16:55,879 --> 00:16:57,883 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 399 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,714 Found it. 400 00:16:59,716 --> 00:17:01,552 - Oh. - Kenefick rock. 401 00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:06,622 - Uh? - Mm-hmm. 402 00:17:06,624 --> 00:17:08,123 Oh, yeah. As good as the photos? 403 00:17:08,125 --> 00:17:09,792 Yeah. Better. 404 00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,196 Oh, heck yeah. 405 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,665 - Jellyfish that out. - Jellyfishing. Okay. 406 00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,732 Wow. What a terrible view. 407 00:17:17,734 --> 00:17:19,535 Totally. 408 00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:21,536 You really found a house with an espresso machine? 409 00:17:21,538 --> 00:17:23,139 It was one of the requirements. 410 00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:26,074 So obviously I'll take the big room, because I am bigger than you. 411 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:27,343 You a-hole. 412 00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:28,844 Fine, I'll take the small room 413 00:17:28,846 --> 00:17:31,316 that's shitty and not at all cool and nice. 414 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,787 So who do you think owns this house? 415 00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:41,757 Uh, I don't know. Middle aged man, woman, two kids. 416 00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:44,427 Boring. Try again. 417 00:17:44,429 --> 00:17:47,966 I think it's the granddaughter of the dude who invented the bendy straw. 418 00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:51,867 You're jumping on the bed? 419 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,102 Nope. 420 00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,871 Are you? 421 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,240 No. 422 00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:57,576 Aha! 423 00:17:58,175 --> 00:17:59,577 Proof. 424 00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,477 Hmm. 425 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:02,277 Hiya! 426 00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:03,411 Oh, shit! 427 00:18:03,413 --> 00:18:04,980 - You okay? - Yeah. 428 00:18:04,982 --> 00:18:08,017 Uh, just checking for monsters. 429 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:09,822 Um, you hungry? 430 00:18:12,022 --> 00:18:13,055 Let's play a game. 431 00:18:13,057 --> 00:18:14,090 Okay. 432 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:15,158 Do you know how to play the face game? 433 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,758 Um, no. 434 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,826 Okay. Super easy. 435 00:18:17,828 --> 00:18:19,728 I just give you a direction and then you do it. 436 00:18:19,730 --> 00:18:20,898 - Okay, go. - Okay. 437 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,199 Cross your eyes. 438 00:18:24,201 --> 00:18:25,601 - Okay. - Wait, how about that? 439 00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:28,069 Oh, don't do that. 100% don't do that. 440 00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:29,471 It's advanced. I'm sorry. 441 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,239 Okay. So far so good. 442 00:18:31,241 --> 00:18:33,209 Stick out your tongue. 443 00:18:33,211 --> 00:18:36,379 So good. Now make your eyes like super wide. 444 00:18:36,381 --> 00:18:38,713 And you try to show as much teeth as possible. 445 00:18:38,715 --> 00:18:39,915 - Uh? - Mm-hmm. 446 00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:41,584 Okay. Hold that pose. 447 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:42,684 Oh, my God. You're so good at this game. 448 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,319 You're like winning at this game. 449 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:46,189 - How is this a game? - It's not a game. 450 00:18:46,191 --> 00:18:47,722 - So good for that. - It's not a game? 451 00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:50,258 - That's blackmail. - What the hell is that? 452 00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:51,526 No, get rid. Delete, delete, delete. 453 00:18:51,528 --> 00:18:53,296 All right. You wanna do me? You could do me. 454 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,796 I definitely will be doing that, 455 00:18:54,798 --> 00:18:56,798 but right after we have two more of these. 456 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,700 Truth. I like where your head's at. 457 00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,369 You wanna get the same thing? Or you want something else? 458 00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:01,770 I don't know. 459 00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:02,875 What is that? 460 00:19:04,642 --> 00:19:07,312 Uh-oh. Somebody bites his nails. 461 00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,478 Yeah, sorry. I try not to. 462 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,581 My mom says it makes me look neurotic. 463 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,949 I think it's kinda cool. 464 00:19:12,951 --> 00:19:15,918 Makes it look like you're really concentrating. 465 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:20,355 Like laser sharp focus on picking the right drink. 466 00:19:20,357 --> 00:19:22,792 Actually this one time in college, 467 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:26,429 Buddy and I got these fake IDs from a weird goth kid, 468 00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:28,463 and we took it to this liquor store on campus 469 00:19:28,465 --> 00:19:30,099 that would take any ID. 470 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,068 So we go. It's Buddy. It's me. 471 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,238 Eighteen-year-old computer nerds, we didn't know what to get, 472 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,838 so we got a bottle of cognac, 473 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,841 because we thought it sounded cool. 474 00:19:38,843 --> 00:19:39,741 Mm-hmm. 475 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,110 And then we brought it back to our dorm 476 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,112 and we mixed it with Half and Half. 477 00:19:43,114 --> 00:19:44,313 Why would you do that? 478 00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:45,347 It's the only thing we had in our fridge. 479 00:19:45,349 --> 00:19:46,414 That's the worst. 480 00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:47,516 I've never been sicker in my life. 481 00:19:47,518 --> 00:19:49,084 Yeah, that's absolutely disgusting. 482 00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,022 Oh, my God. 483 00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,924 I really like that "mm-hmm" thing you do. 484 00:19:55,926 --> 00:19:57,360 What? What "mm-hmm" thing? 485 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,766 You say "mm-hmm" when there's a natural pause in the conversation. 486 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,332 - Do I? - Yeah. 487 00:20:03,334 --> 00:20:06,602 - You don't realize that? - No. I... I hate that. 488 00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:08,504 I like it. It means you're paying attention. 489 00:20:08,506 --> 00:20:09,872 You're really invested 490 00:20:09,874 --> 00:20:13,074 in the epic tale of Liam and the Bottle of Cognac. 491 00:20:13,076 --> 00:20:14,677 You made it pretty epic. 492 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,911 You kids need another drink? 493 00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:18,450 Uh... yes. 494 00:20:19,049 --> 00:20:20,749 May I have... 495 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:22,617 a cognac and Half and Half? 496 00:20:22,619 --> 00:20:24,386 Oof! We're doing this? 497 00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:25,453 - Oh, yeah. - You sure? 498 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,422 Definitely. Go. 499 00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:30,662 Two cognacs and Half and Half, please, Mary. 500 00:20:33,096 --> 00:20:35,096 - Thank you. - Thank you, Mary. 501 00:20:35,098 --> 00:20:37,132 - Mm-hmm. Hates us. - Hates us. 502 00:20:37,134 --> 00:20:38,767 - Hates us so much. - Dead stare. 503 00:20:38,769 --> 00:20:40,105 - Yeah. - Ooh. 504 00:20:48,645 --> 00:20:50,414 What's up there, kiddo? 505 00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,949 Looks like you're having a good time out there. Yeah? 506 00:20:54,951 --> 00:20:59,188 Although you might want to take it easy on the nachos. 507 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:01,222 Just a suggestion from an old friend. 508 00:21:06,763 --> 00:21:08,797 What about me, Liam? 509 00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,699 What about me, Liam? 510 00:21:10,701 --> 00:21:12,133 You don't love me anymore. 511 00:21:12,135 --> 00:21:14,069 Is that it? 512 00:21:14,071 --> 00:21:18,341 I'm sure you'll be able to work on that thigh gap before swimsuit season, huh? 513 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,909 But don't worry. You know what? 514 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:22,044 Some guys like a little extra cushion 515 00:21:22,046 --> 00:21:23,345 for the pushing. Oh, no! 516 00:21:23,347 --> 00:21:25,983 Come on, Beck. Don't be so sensitive. 517 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,418 Liam? 518 00:21:29,420 --> 00:21:31,319 Uh, Liam? 519 00:21:31,321 --> 00:21:32,623 Liam! 520 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,127 Liam! Ow! 521 00:21:47,404 --> 00:21:49,205 You guys still working on these nachos? 522 00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:50,271 - No. - Nope. 523 00:21:50,273 --> 00:21:52,173 Okay. Well, you want me to wrap them up? 524 00:21:52,175 --> 00:21:53,409 - No. - No. 525 00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:54,913 Geez. Okay. 526 00:22:03,921 --> 00:22:05,590 Can I ask you a serious question? 527 00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:12,230 Do you want anymore cognac and Half And Half? 528 00:22:13,196 --> 00:22:14,330 Yes, please. 529 00:22:14,332 --> 00:22:16,065 - Yeah? - Yes. 530 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:18,867 Two more cognac and Half And Halfs, please. 531 00:22:18,869 --> 00:22:20,071 - Please. - Please. 532 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,172 I think she just smiled at me. 533 00:22:24,174 --> 00:22:25,373 Yeah. She loves us now, right? 534 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,142 - She's coming around. - She's coming around, right? 535 00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:29,144 I think she's coming around. 536 00:22:29,146 --> 00:22:31,913 ♪ Burn up ♪ 537 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,615 ♪ Every cloud above My head ♪ 538 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,351 ♪ Clear the smog And let me rest ♪ 539 00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:36,955 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 540 00:22:38,221 --> 00:22:41,623 ♪ Every room inside this house Covered with the memory ♪ 541 00:22:41,625 --> 00:22:43,729 ♪ Of love ♪ 542 00:22:44,694 --> 00:22:46,528 ♪ All we had There's nothing left ♪ 543 00:22:46,530 --> 00:22:48,229 ♪ Stars are on The loose again ♪ 544 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:50,999 ♪ Searching ♪ 545 00:22:51,001 --> 00:22:54,503 ♪ Trying to find a better way Hoping we can find it ♪ 546 00:22:54,505 --> 00:22:59,808 ♪ I don't want to go Back there ♪ 547 00:22:59,810 --> 00:23:02,745 ♪ There's nothing left for me ♪ 548 00:23:02,747 --> 00:23:05,550 ♪ What did you expect? ♪ 549 00:23:07,117 --> 00:23:10,518 ♪ I get, I get Get by without you, babe ♪ 550 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,588 ♪ I get, I get, get by ♪ 551 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:16,792 ♪ I get, I get, get by Without you, babe ♪ 552 00:23:16,794 --> 00:23:18,827 ♪ I get, I get, get high ♪ 553 00:23:18,829 --> 00:23:25,301 ♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow, yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪ 554 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:31,574 ♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow, yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪ 555 00:23:31,576 --> 00:23:37,947 ♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow, yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪ 556 00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:43,017 ♪ Like I'm dancing on The yellow, yellow, yellow Yellow, yellow, yellow sun ♪ 557 00:23:43,019 --> 00:23:46,758 ♪ Dancing on The yellow, yellow sun ♪ 558 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,699 Last song of the night. 559 00:24:01,972 --> 00:24:04,942 Are you enjoying the snowball dance? 560 00:24:08,112 --> 00:24:09,577 - Me? - Mm-hmm. 561 00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:11,346 I saw you, 562 00:24:11,348 --> 00:24:13,117 over here, looking at me... 563 00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,783 over there. 564 00:24:14,785 --> 00:24:17,253 Well, that's because I'm a shy nerdy guy 565 00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:20,389 who stands in the corner, afraid to ask the pretty girl to dance. 566 00:24:20,391 --> 00:24:22,658 Aw, come on, man. 567 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:24,459 It's the 90s. 568 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,730 Now the girls ask the boys to dance. 569 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:30,865 Don't be afraid. 570 00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:34,239 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ 571 00:24:42,512 --> 00:24:45,514 Lower. Mm-hmm. 572 00:24:45,516 --> 00:24:47,850 You can step in a little closer. 573 00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,754 What about Sister Agnes? 574 00:24:50,153 --> 00:24:51,053 Who? 575 00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,587 - Sister Agnes? - Who's Sister Agnes? 576 00:24:52,589 --> 00:24:56,792 Well, Sister Agnes says we need to leave room for the Holy Spirit. 577 00:24:56,794 --> 00:24:59,094 Oh, that's right. 578 00:24:59,096 --> 00:25:00,696 I forgot this was a Catholic school. 579 00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,131 Yeah, we're like super strict here. 580 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:03,164 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 581 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:06,535 Well, I wouldn't worry about Sister Agnes. 582 00:25:06,537 --> 00:25:08,170 I mean, she's probably off 583 00:25:08,172 --> 00:25:12,173 catching Jimmy O'Sullivan smoking cigarettes in the boys' room. 584 00:25:12,175 --> 00:25:13,342 Oh, Jimmy's so bad. 585 00:25:13,344 --> 00:25:14,712 He's the baddest guy. 586 00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:18,447 So... 587 00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:19,748 You ever been Frenched? 588 00:25:19,750 --> 00:25:22,918 What? Yeah, like... 589 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:26,255 - A hundred times probably. - Wow. 590 00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:28,360 - Okay, I've practiced on my hand. - Mm-hmm. 591 00:25:29,626 --> 00:25:31,059 Have you? 592 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,694 I mean... 593 00:25:32,696 --> 00:25:34,899 I'm like a really good Frencher. 594 00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:38,199 Like, seriously next level Frenching. 595 00:25:38,201 --> 00:25:41,772 Like, the best Frencher in the whole school. So... 596 00:25:43,507 --> 00:25:44,974 Yeah. 597 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,711 I mean, I could teach you. 598 00:25:48,378 --> 00:25:49,880 Yeah, okay. 599 00:25:50,513 --> 00:25:52,347 Like, now. 600 00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:54,315 - Right now? - Yeah. 601 00:25:54,317 --> 00:25:55,784 - Okay. - Okay, you ready? 602 00:25:55,786 --> 00:25:57,151 Okay, hold on once second. 603 00:25:57,153 --> 00:25:58,323 Yeah. 604 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:02,224 Okay, ready. 605 00:26:02,226 --> 00:26:03,792 - Smooth move. - Mm. 606 00:26:03,794 --> 00:26:05,697 Okay, so... 607 00:26:06,196 --> 00:26:07,763 First thing. 608 00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:09,467 You're gonna take a deep breath. 609 00:26:10,468 --> 00:26:11,866 - Close your eyes. - Okay. 610 00:26:11,868 --> 00:26:13,203 Real deep breath. 611 00:26:14,404 --> 00:26:16,471 And you can let it out. 612 00:26:16,473 --> 00:26:18,440 - This is like to prep. - Oh, okay. 613 00:26:18,442 --> 00:26:19,778 This is to prep yourself. 614 00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:21,543 And... 615 00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:24,179 Okay, now it gets a little tricky. 616 00:26:24,181 --> 00:26:27,248 You're gonna stick out your tongue, 617 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,984 and put it in my mouth, 618 00:26:28,986 --> 00:26:32,787 and swirl it around as fast as you can. 619 00:26:32,789 --> 00:26:33,988 That sounds awesome. 620 00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:35,391 Like really freaking fast. 621 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:36,959 Okay. 622 00:26:36,961 --> 00:26:38,826 - You ready? - Mm-hmm. 623 00:26:38,828 --> 00:26:41,896 ♪ All my life Baby, baby ♪ 624 00:26:41,898 --> 00:26:45,500 ♪ I've prayed For someone like you ♪ 625 00:26:45,502 --> 00:26:49,938 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 626 00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:52,477 ♪ That I finally found you ♪ 627 00:26:52,977 --> 00:26:56,711 ♪ All my life ♪ 628 00:26:56,713 --> 00:26:59,948 ♪ I've prayed For someone like you ♪ 629 00:26:59,950 --> 00:27:04,353 ♪ And I hope that you Do love me ♪ 630 00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:07,523 ♪ You're all that I've ever known ♪ 631 00:27:07,525 --> 00:27:11,093 ♪ When you smile, on my face All I see is a glow ♪ 632 00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:14,028 ♪ You turned my life around ♪ 633 00:27:14,030 --> 00:27:19,000 ♪ You picked me up When I was down ♪ 634 00:27:19,002 --> 00:27:21,103 ♪ You're all that I've ever known ♪ 635 00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:23,205 ♪ When you smile My face glows ♪ 636 00:27:23,207 --> 00:27:25,574 ♪ You picked me up When I was down ♪ 637 00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:29,344 ♪ And I hope that you Feel the same way, too ♪ 638 00:27:29,346 --> 00:27:30,815 Hmm. 639 00:27:36,353 --> 00:27:37,719 Hey. 640 00:27:37,721 --> 00:27:39,621 Is that a... 641 00:27:39,623 --> 00:27:41,459 Is that a rock in your pocket? 642 00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:43,862 Yeah. 643 00:27:44,694 --> 00:27:46,196 With a key in it. 644 00:27:55,038 --> 00:27:56,638 Well... 645 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:57,905 My mom's here... 646 00:27:57,907 --> 00:28:00,244 in a minivan. 647 00:28:00,544 --> 00:28:01,943 So... 648 00:28:01,945 --> 00:28:04,046 - Yeah. - I should... 649 00:28:04,048 --> 00:28:06,050 My mom's always late, so... 650 00:28:06,851 --> 00:28:08,186 Classic mom. 651 00:28:11,154 --> 00:28:12,353 Are you... 652 00:28:12,355 --> 00:28:15,457 picturing me in a Catholic school girl uniform right now? 653 00:28:15,459 --> 00:28:17,028 Yeah. 100%. 654 00:28:18,828 --> 00:28:20,728 I'm gonna look at your yearbook photo 655 00:28:20,730 --> 00:28:23,300 and listen to this song like a hundred times this summer. 656 00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:25,700 Cool. 657 00:28:25,702 --> 00:28:27,004 Totally cool. 658 00:28:27,403 --> 00:28:28,871 Uh... 659 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:31,476 I guess I'll see you in high school? 660 00:28:32,843 --> 00:28:34,479 - See you in high school. - Mm. 661 00:28:40,851 --> 00:28:42,287 Good night. 662 00:29:17,887 --> 00:29:19,153 Whoa. 663 00:29:19,155 --> 00:29:21,456 Whoa. What up, sleepyhead? 664 00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,124 What do we have here? 665 00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,160 I'm currently making my world-famous eggs 666 00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:28,363 that are guaranteed to knock your goddamn socks off. 667 00:29:28,365 --> 00:29:29,698 Pshew! 668 00:29:29,700 --> 00:29:31,466 - Okay. - You like eggs, right? 669 00:29:31,468 --> 00:29:34,402 Yeah. Do I like eggs? Of course I like eggs! 670 00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:35,237 Right. 671 00:29:35,239 --> 00:29:37,038 All right. How about this? 672 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,540 I make one of my world-famous lattes, 673 00:29:39,542 --> 00:29:41,610 guaranteed to knock your goddamn socks off, 674 00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:45,013 then we'll both be sockless and one step closer to getting in that pool. 675 00:29:45,015 --> 00:29:46,347 I like it. I like it. 676 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,551 Good. 677 00:29:49,086 --> 00:29:50,885 Permission to compliment you. 678 00:29:50,887 --> 00:29:53,521 Mm. Permission granted. 679 00:29:53,523 --> 00:29:56,592 You look really pretty with your hair all crazy like that. 680 00:29:56,594 --> 00:29:59,628 Whoa, watch out now. 681 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:04,866 Well, you look really pretty in that apron. 682 00:30:04,868 --> 00:30:06,168 It's 'cause real men wear pink. 683 00:30:06,170 --> 00:30:07,501 - Oh, do they? - So... 684 00:30:07,503 --> 00:30:08,670 - Real man. - Okay. 685 00:30:08,672 --> 00:30:10,471 - I wear pink. - Do they? 686 00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:11,640 I guess I forgot. 687 00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:13,311 Come on... 688 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:17,045 Hey, you need help? Okay. 689 00:30:17,047 --> 00:30:18,447 You got it? 690 00:30:18,449 --> 00:30:19,314 Bunny ears. 691 00:30:19,316 --> 00:30:20,782 I do a loop it. Loop it, scoop it. 692 00:30:20,784 --> 00:30:22,183 Oh, okay, I'll loop it. 693 00:30:22,185 --> 00:30:24,518 - Not too tight. - Just... Okay. Just give me a second. 694 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,054 - Okay. - Perfect. 695 00:30:26,056 --> 00:30:27,491 - Thank you. - Welcome. 696 00:30:31,327 --> 00:30:32,297 Mm. 697 00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:35,998 Mm. Delish. 698 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,333 - Yeah? - Yeah. 699 00:30:38,335 --> 00:30:40,505 Somehow your socks are still on. 700 00:30:42,940 --> 00:30:47,375 Holy cow! Watch out. 701 00:30:47,377 --> 00:30:51,712 Whoo! My socks have somehow been knocked clean off. 702 00:30:51,714 --> 00:30:53,150 There we go. That's better. 703 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:55,153 Hold on. 704 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:56,554 Mm-hmm. 705 00:30:58,388 --> 00:30:59,720 What you got? 706 00:30:59,722 --> 00:31:01,155 - Mm-mm. - What you got? 707 00:31:01,157 --> 00:31:02,724 - Uh-oh. Do you feel that? - Uh-huh. 708 00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,295 Do you feel that? Boom! 709 00:31:04,894 --> 00:31:06,163 Boom! 710 00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:08,462 We left each other sockless. 711 00:31:08,464 --> 00:31:09,631 Wow. 712 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:11,035 It's amazing. 713 00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:15,770 Hey, you got a... 714 00:31:15,772 --> 00:31:17,104 You got a little... 715 00:31:17,106 --> 00:31:19,307 - What? - I don't know. Come here. 716 00:31:19,309 --> 00:31:20,741 You got a little something. 717 00:31:20,743 --> 00:31:22,312 Let me see. 718 00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:26,384 Did you get it? 719 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:28,583 Yeah, almost. 720 00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:29,985 Actually, you know what? 721 00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:31,489 You got something, too. 722 00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:44,668 Hmm. 723 00:31:48,137 --> 00:31:49,573 - There we go. - Got it. 724 00:32:01,285 --> 00:32:02,553 Um... 725 00:32:04,153 --> 00:32:05,722 Thank you for... 726 00:32:06,890 --> 00:32:08,626 for cooking, but... 727 00:32:09,727 --> 00:32:11,729 I actually don't like eggs. 728 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:13,798 Oh. 729 00:32:14,631 --> 00:32:15,566 Okay. 730 00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:18,502 Yeah. 731 00:32:21,305 --> 00:32:23,775 You know what? I don't drink coffee. 732 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:26,510 Oh. 733 00:32:29,078 --> 00:32:30,315 It's okay. 734 00:32:33,116 --> 00:32:34,751 - Huh. - Mm-hmm. 735 00:32:39,655 --> 00:32:40,692 Cool. 736 00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,361 Cool. 737 00:32:51,801 --> 00:32:54,902 So I remember reading this thing in school. 738 00:32:54,904 --> 00:32:56,505 Some philosopher said that 739 00:32:56,507 --> 00:33:00,107 we were originally born with four arms, four legs, 740 00:33:00,109 --> 00:33:02,411 and a head with two faces. 741 00:33:02,413 --> 00:33:04,013 And somewhere along the lines, 742 00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:07,548 the Gods decided to split everyone into two separate parts, 743 00:33:07,550 --> 00:33:10,485 so that the rest of your existence on Earth 744 00:33:10,487 --> 00:33:13,020 is all about trying to find that other half. 745 00:33:13,022 --> 00:33:14,122 Whoa. 746 00:33:14,124 --> 00:33:16,024 That's a lot of pressure. 747 00:33:16,026 --> 00:33:17,628 It scared the shit out of me. 748 00:33:21,664 --> 00:33:24,432 Like, what if your other half is born in Laos? 749 00:33:24,434 --> 00:33:27,635 I only found out that country even exists like last week. 750 00:33:27,637 --> 00:33:29,904 How am I gonna find my other half there? 751 00:33:29,906 --> 00:33:32,274 Yeah. Or what if your other half dies? 752 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,109 Whoa. 753 00:33:34,111 --> 00:33:37,511 I think I'd rather just get really good at being a half. 754 00:33:37,513 --> 00:33:40,715 Two arms, two legs, one head. 755 00:33:40,717 --> 00:33:42,284 Oh, yeah. One head is plenty. 756 00:33:42,286 --> 00:33:43,388 Mm-hmm. 757 00:33:45,823 --> 00:33:48,789 Buddy and Sara always make me feel like I'm running out of time. 758 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,424 Like, if I don't get a girlfriend, 759 00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:52,626 someone from the government is gonna come and kill me. 760 00:33:52,628 --> 00:33:54,930 Oh, yeah. Franklin asked me if I would be his surrogate, 761 00:33:54,932 --> 00:33:57,731 because what the fuck else am I doing with my eggs? 762 00:33:57,733 --> 00:33:59,567 Can't you sell them for, like, a ton of money? 763 00:34:01,439 --> 00:34:04,171 Oh, the other day he introduced me to his bald 45-year-old neighbor 764 00:34:04,173 --> 00:34:06,074 like he was a potential love interest. 765 00:34:06,076 --> 00:34:07,575 Oh, God. Like, yeah. 766 00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:09,376 "This person likes to breathe air too. 767 00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:10,845 You two have so much in common." 768 00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:11,782 Mm-hmm. 769 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,159 It's like I'm that guy from operation, 770 00:34:25,161 --> 00:34:29,731 and everyone just takes turns trying to fix me with those little metal tweezers. 771 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,566 I can't even look at the Internet anymore, 772 00:34:31,568 --> 00:34:33,735 because there's just pictures of people's babies. 773 00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:34,869 Mm-hmm. 774 00:34:34,871 --> 00:34:36,804 Or photos of couples at the Grand Canyon, 775 00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:40,342 the girls flashing some, like, ridiculous engagement ring. 776 00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:41,809 I can't help but feel like 777 00:34:41,811 --> 00:34:43,979 the people in those photos are looking right at me. 778 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:47,014 Like, "What are you waiting for, you fucking loser?" 779 00:34:47,016 --> 00:34:48,182 Yeah. 780 00:34:48,184 --> 00:34:49,416 Fuck 'em all. 781 00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:51,422 Yeah. Fuck 'em all. 782 00:34:58,128 --> 00:34:59,059 For the lady. 783 00:34:59,061 --> 00:35:00,896 - Thank you, sir. - Mm-hmm. 784 00:35:00,898 --> 00:35:02,400 Come on in. 785 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,101 Wow. 786 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,802 I cleared out my three top drawers for you. 787 00:35:08,804 --> 00:35:10,304 - Babe! - Mm-hmm. 788 00:35:10,306 --> 00:35:11,975 - I got you something. - What? 789 00:35:14,777 --> 00:35:16,613 Aw, babe! 790 00:35:17,347 --> 00:35:19,246 You shouldn't have. 791 00:35:19,248 --> 00:35:20,315 Wanted to. 792 00:35:20,317 --> 00:35:21,550 - What is it? - You'll see. 793 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:22,751 - Tell me, tell me, tell me... - You'll see. 794 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:24,689 You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. 795 00:35:28,659 --> 00:35:30,391 What! 796 00:35:30,393 --> 00:35:31,959 I made it myself. 797 00:35:31,961 --> 00:35:33,894 I love green and yellow. 798 00:35:33,896 --> 00:35:35,500 - May I? - Yes, please. 799 00:35:41,204 --> 00:35:42,606 I'll never take it off. 800 00:35:42,972 --> 00:35:44,206 Good. 801 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:45,443 Good. 802 00:35:48,878 --> 00:35:49,911 - Hey. - Mm. 803 00:35:49,913 --> 00:35:52,280 What was little Liam like? 804 00:35:52,282 --> 00:35:55,282 Well, despite my hulking physical presence, 805 00:35:55,284 --> 00:35:56,784 I was a pretty small kid growing up. 806 00:35:56,786 --> 00:35:59,820 Aw! Little baby Liam. 807 00:35:59,822 --> 00:36:01,391 I wanna know him. 808 00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:05,796 What did he wanna be when he grew up? 809 00:36:09,099 --> 00:36:10,034 Football star. 810 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:11,532 - What? - Mm. 811 00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:13,034 - You played football? - No. 812 00:36:13,036 --> 00:36:14,034 God, no. 813 00:36:14,036 --> 00:36:15,403 My mom didn't let me. 814 00:36:15,405 --> 00:36:17,905 Said I was too small and the other kids would hurt me. 815 00:36:17,907 --> 00:36:19,240 I don't like that. 816 00:36:19,242 --> 00:36:21,275 She bought me Nintendo. 817 00:36:21,277 --> 00:36:23,211 And then I developed a good old-fashioned 818 00:36:23,213 --> 00:36:24,845 fear of people bigger than me. 819 00:36:24,847 --> 00:36:26,780 Come on. 820 00:36:26,782 --> 00:36:29,353 What did your dad have to say about all that? 821 00:36:30,753 --> 00:36:33,490 Nothing. My dad died when I was a baby. 822 00:36:34,023 --> 00:36:34,958 Oh. 823 00:36:35,826 --> 00:36:36,858 I'm sorry. 824 00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:39,561 It's okay, It was a heart attack. 825 00:36:39,563 --> 00:36:42,563 My mom always said that she would try to tell him to take better care of himself, 826 00:36:42,565 --> 00:36:44,501 but he was too stubborn to listen. 827 00:36:45,469 --> 00:36:48,068 So growing up, any time I disagreed with her, 828 00:36:48,070 --> 00:36:49,403 she would say, 829 00:36:49,405 --> 00:36:51,474 "You know who else thought I was wrong?" 830 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,141 No! 831 00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:55,142 - Mm-hmm. - Whoa! That's... 832 00:36:55,144 --> 00:36:57,045 That's heavy. 833 00:36:57,047 --> 00:37:00,818 I grew up pretty much thinking everything would kill me. 834 00:37:01,284 --> 00:37:02,853 Oh, my God. 835 00:37:04,655 --> 00:37:05,790 Ugh! 836 00:37:07,757 --> 00:37:10,025 Sounds cruel, but, 837 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:12,961 sometimes I think I'd be better of if my dad were dead. 838 00:37:12,963 --> 00:37:13,965 What? 839 00:37:14,597 --> 00:37:15,863 Yeah. 840 00:37:15,865 --> 00:37:17,164 He, um... 841 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:20,434 He had an affair when I was like six. 842 00:37:20,436 --> 00:37:21,938 Some younger girl. 843 00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:23,574 No! 844 00:37:23,974 --> 00:37:25,109 Mm-hmm. 845 00:37:27,077 --> 00:37:29,747 My parents tried to be really discreet about it. 846 00:37:32,416 --> 00:37:35,182 My mom had gained all this weight, and... 847 00:37:35,184 --> 00:37:36,753 my dad just... 848 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:40,155 treated her different... 849 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:41,389 like, physically. 850 00:37:41,391 --> 00:37:44,829 He would only kiss her on the top of her head. 851 00:37:46,896 --> 00:37:49,097 Little things like that. 852 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:53,738 And then when it finally came out with this younger girl... 853 00:37:54,871 --> 00:37:56,104 My mom learned about it. 854 00:37:56,106 --> 00:37:57,608 She didn't even... 855 00:37:58,474 --> 00:38:01,208 She acted like she didn't even care. 856 00:38:01,210 --> 00:38:04,512 Like she just completely shut down, 857 00:38:04,514 --> 00:38:06,717 like a zombie. Like... 858 00:38:08,851 --> 00:38:10,086 And then, I just 859 00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:12,722 tried my best to 860 00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:16,059 play make believe with my best friend 861 00:38:16,893 --> 00:38:17,994 and avoid them. 862 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:19,996 Shit, Beck. 863 00:38:21,931 --> 00:38:22,799 Yeah. 864 00:38:24,534 --> 00:38:27,534 Then he ended up running off with the other girl. 865 00:38:27,536 --> 00:38:29,503 And that was it. 866 00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:30,940 Did you ever see him again? 867 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:35,746 Yeah, actually. 868 00:38:38,047 --> 00:38:41,117 When I was in college he got in touch with me. 869 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:45,420 And he asked me to go out to lunch. 870 00:38:45,422 --> 00:38:46,657 Did you go? 871 00:38:47,056 --> 00:38:48,425 Mm-hmm. 872 00:38:50,793 --> 00:38:51,895 But... 873 00:38:53,530 --> 00:38:56,033 Sorry, I haven't talked about this in a long time. 874 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:01,905 When I got to the restaurant... 875 00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:08,712 I saw him sitting there in there window, and... 876 00:39:09,346 --> 00:39:10,545 um... 877 00:39:10,547 --> 00:39:12,813 He was really old... 878 00:39:12,815 --> 00:39:15,316 and fat... 879 00:39:15,318 --> 00:39:16,851 and bald. 880 00:39:16,853 --> 00:39:18,021 And he looked... 881 00:39:19,356 --> 00:39:21,188 He looked... 882 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:24,060 so nervous, and I just... 883 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,896 I was mad and angry and grossed out. 884 00:39:27,898 --> 00:39:30,867 I just didn't wanna fucking deal with it, so I... 885 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:36,006 I left. I just... I didn't go in. 886 00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:38,476 Wow. 887 00:39:38,875 --> 00:39:39,844 And that was it? 888 00:39:40,844 --> 00:39:42,476 Yeah. 889 00:39:42,478 --> 00:39:44,912 Then I went back to... 890 00:39:44,914 --> 00:39:47,918 distracting myself with my old childhood friend. 891 00:39:50,019 --> 00:39:51,956 I'm glad your friend was there for you. 892 00:39:53,389 --> 00:39:55,590 Mm, yeah. 893 00:39:55,592 --> 00:39:57,224 Only this time, 894 00:39:57,226 --> 00:39:59,661 out make-believe involved 895 00:39:59,663 --> 00:40:02,729 some, like, heavy drinking and drugs. 896 00:40:02,731 --> 00:40:03,965 Stop! 897 00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:05,166 Okay. 898 00:40:05,168 --> 00:40:07,802 Beck, when do we get to the part where you're the... 899 00:40:07,804 --> 00:40:10,170 smart, beautiful, funny, 900 00:40:10,172 --> 00:40:13,474 amazing Beck in the hammock with the handsome gentleman? 901 00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:15,409 God. Well... 902 00:40:15,411 --> 00:40:17,445 After I failed out of school... 903 00:40:17,447 --> 00:40:19,046 Stop. 904 00:40:19,048 --> 00:40:23,617 I started slowly crawling out of this hole I had dug for myself. 905 00:40:23,619 --> 00:40:25,452 I got a job at the coffee shop, 906 00:40:25,454 --> 00:40:27,090 and I met Franklin. 907 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,291 We hit it off, so... 908 00:40:31,293 --> 00:40:36,232 Than I guess, then I became the... 909 00:40:37,766 --> 00:40:39,300 Smart... 910 00:40:39,302 --> 00:40:43,271 Pretty... whatever you just said, laying in the hammock 911 00:40:43,273 --> 00:40:46,076 with a very handsome gentleman. 912 00:40:47,878 --> 00:40:49,113 I've never 913 00:40:49,512 --> 00:40:50,811 been so happy 914 00:40:50,813 --> 00:40:52,947 to be a handsome gentleman in a hammock. 915 00:40:52,949 --> 00:40:54,018 Mm. 916 00:42:06,556 --> 00:42:07,724 - I love you. - I love you. 917 00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:24,875 Ooh hoo! 918 00:42:27,177 --> 00:42:28,646 My gosh. Did you do this? 919 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,217 Now... are you... 920 00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:35,352 ready... 921 00:42:35,985 --> 00:42:37,084 for this? 922 00:42:37,086 --> 00:42:38,151 Uh-oh. 923 00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:39,123 I said, girl, 924 00:42:39,755 --> 00:42:41,588 you think you can handle... 925 00:42:41,590 --> 00:42:42,824 Uh-oh. What is that? 926 00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:44,325 That, can you handle that? 927 00:42:44,327 --> 00:42:46,030 Peek-a-boo. Are you... 928 00:42:47,262 --> 00:42:49,296 ready for this? Hmm? 929 00:42:49,298 --> 00:42:50,565 With one layer down, 930 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:51,699 a little bit now. 931 00:42:51,701 --> 00:42:53,568 Oh, God. 932 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:54,936 - Hmm? - Uh-huh. 933 00:42:54,938 --> 00:42:56,807 'Cause this right here... 934 00:42:58,141 --> 00:42:59,673 This one is for you. 935 00:42:59,675 --> 00:43:02,510 Oh! They say... 936 00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:04,381 leave them wanting more, you know. But... 937 00:43:05,215 --> 00:43:06,450 You know what I say? 938 00:43:07,349 --> 00:43:08,516 You give them more. 939 00:43:08,518 --> 00:43:09,583 Oh! 940 00:43:09,585 --> 00:43:11,151 I'm gonna hit you with the MJ. Ah! 941 00:43:11,153 --> 00:43:12,755 Ooh! Whoa! 942 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,726 - Oh! Oh, my God! - Ah! 943 00:43:17,293 --> 00:43:18,829 - Ah! - No! 944 00:43:19,528 --> 00:43:21,097 Wow. 945 00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:23,099 Gotcha. 946 00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:38,748 Uh-huh. 947 00:43:40,215 --> 00:43:41,749 Is there a problem? 948 00:43:41,751 --> 00:43:44,121 Um... 949 00:43:45,221 --> 00:43:46,456 No. 950 00:43:52,461 --> 00:43:54,295 Ow! Okay, I'm sorry. 951 00:43:54,297 --> 00:43:55,996 Um... 952 00:43:55,998 --> 00:43:58,166 What's going on here? 953 00:43:58,168 --> 00:43:59,633 What? What are you talking about? 954 00:43:59,635 --> 00:44:02,373 Well, what is this? 955 00:44:02,972 --> 00:44:03,871 Oh. 956 00:44:03,873 --> 00:44:05,442 - The suit? - Yeah. 957 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:07,210 The suit stays on. 958 00:44:08,344 --> 00:44:10,411 Like... the whole time? 959 00:44:10,413 --> 00:44:11,748 All the time. 960 00:44:12,414 --> 00:44:13,648 Why? 961 00:44:13,650 --> 00:44:15,816 So no one ever sees me naked. 962 00:44:15,818 --> 00:44:17,184 - No one? - No one. 963 00:44:17,186 --> 00:44:19,320 - What about you? - What about me? 964 00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:20,487 Well, I mean, do you? 965 00:44:20,489 --> 00:44:23,090 No. Obviously. I said no one. 966 00:44:23,092 --> 00:44:24,525 Okay, so... 967 00:44:24,527 --> 00:44:26,026 Never take the suit off? 968 00:44:26,028 --> 00:44:27,260 Correct. 969 00:44:27,262 --> 00:44:28,829 Even in the shower? 970 00:44:28,831 --> 00:44:32,502 No. Because it's a bathing suit. 971 00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:34,334 Oh. 972 00:44:34,336 --> 00:44:36,507 Yeah, okay. No, I guess that makes sense. 973 00:44:37,773 --> 00:44:39,373 Well, do you wash it? 974 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:40,675 Do I wash it? 975 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,842 Of course I wash it. 976 00:44:41,844 --> 00:44:43,644 What do you think I am, a crazy person? 977 00:44:43,646 --> 00:44:44,914 When? 978 00:44:45,481 --> 00:44:47,581 When I'm in the shower. 979 00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:50,019 Right. Yeah, okay. 980 00:44:51,019 --> 00:44:52,219 Huh. 981 00:44:52,221 --> 00:44:56,025 And occasionally, I close my eyes and Febreze the inside. 982 00:44:57,059 --> 00:44:58,027 Huh. 983 00:45:02,998 --> 00:45:05,001 - Yeah, fuck it. Okay. - Okay. 984 00:45:09,539 --> 00:45:10,771 Oh, shit. 985 00:45:21,784 --> 00:45:22,952 I love you. 986 00:45:24,686 --> 00:45:26,322 I love you, too, Eden. 987 00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:31,427 What? 988 00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:35,032 Did I just say "Eden"? 989 00:45:36,199 --> 00:45:37,201 Mm-hmm. 990 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:43,539 Oh! I'm so sorry. 991 00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:50,047 Who's Eden? 992 00:45:51,614 --> 00:45:54,050 She was my last girlfriend. 993 00:45:54,818 --> 00:45:56,349 Mm-hmm. 994 00:45:56,351 --> 00:45:57,887 Of seven years. 995 00:45:58,655 --> 00:45:59,990 Oh, wow. 996 00:46:00,456 --> 00:46:02,023 And I... 997 00:46:02,025 --> 00:46:05,596 kind of haven't been with anyone since, so... 998 00:46:07,262 --> 00:46:08,264 It's fine. 999 00:46:12,335 --> 00:46:14,438 I am so sorry. 1000 00:46:16,371 --> 00:46:18,141 It's fine. Just... 1001 00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:20,610 I don't know. What can you do? 1002 00:46:28,985 --> 00:46:31,521 So... What happened? 1003 00:46:32,387 --> 00:46:33,956 Uh, with what? 1004 00:46:35,291 --> 00:46:36,393 With Eden? 1005 00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:39,195 Right. Well, um... 1006 00:46:40,697 --> 00:46:41,632 She's dead. 1007 00:46:45,101 --> 00:46:47,003 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 1008 00:46:49,672 --> 00:46:51,805 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay. 1009 00:46:51,807 --> 00:46:54,208 It's okay. I kind of don't wanna talk about it, if that's okay. 1010 00:46:54,210 --> 00:46:55,278 Yeah. 1011 00:46:56,813 --> 00:46:58,182 I... Yeah. 1012 00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:00,616 Right. 1013 00:47:06,422 --> 00:47:08,057 Sandwiches? 1014 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:20,300 Wow! 1015 00:47:20,302 --> 00:47:21,969 I don't wanna creep you out or anything, 1016 00:47:21,971 --> 00:47:24,237 but I saw that whole show in there, 1017 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,039 and ouch! 1018 00:47:26,041 --> 00:47:27,742 Whoo! Eden? 1019 00:47:27,744 --> 00:47:30,378 I mean, let's be honest. She sounds like a bombshell. 1020 00:47:30,380 --> 00:47:31,746 You know what I mean? No, no. 1021 00:47:31,748 --> 00:47:32,947 She sounds like a stripper. 1022 00:47:32,949 --> 00:47:35,449 Oh, no. She sounds like an angel stripper 1023 00:47:35,451 --> 00:47:38,184 with wings, who only strips for you. 1024 00:47:38,186 --> 00:47:41,121 I bet she's got a real nice rack, too. 1025 00:47:41,123 --> 00:47:43,624 Huh? Big, but not too big. 1026 00:47:43,626 --> 00:47:45,492 Nice and manageable. 1027 00:47:45,494 --> 00:47:48,195 And she's dead! Oh! 1028 00:47:48,197 --> 00:47:51,632 I mean, how do you compete with a dead angel stripper? 1029 00:47:51,634 --> 00:47:55,168 Okay. Well, I'm thinking, you just go back in there 1030 00:47:55,170 --> 00:47:57,972 and sink this ship before he does. 1031 00:47:57,974 --> 00:47:59,039 Yeah. 1032 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,374 'Cause I mean, let's be real. 1033 00:48:00,376 --> 00:48:02,142 How long do you think he's gonna dig this whole 1034 00:48:02,144 --> 00:48:05,479 quirky barista with body issues thing? 1035 00:48:05,481 --> 00:48:07,351 Oh. Oh, and Beck? 1036 00:48:09,385 --> 00:48:11,388 You got a little something on your face. 1037 00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,465 Oh, come on. 1038 00:48:25,467 --> 00:48:28,471 You're really gonna make me eat both of these sandwiches myself? 1039 00:48:29,505 --> 00:48:30,539 Because I will. 1040 00:48:32,675 --> 00:48:33,710 Nothing? 1041 00:48:36,244 --> 00:48:37,346 Okay. 1042 00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:40,083 Whatever. 1043 00:48:41,384 --> 00:48:42,385 Mm. 1044 00:50:11,306 --> 00:50:13,442 Oh. Somebody slept in this morning. 1045 00:50:13,775 --> 00:50:15,342 Hmm. 1046 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:16,709 You've been up for a while? 1047 00:50:16,711 --> 00:50:18,112 Yeah, you were snoring. 1048 00:50:18,114 --> 00:50:20,317 - Oh. Of course. - So... 1049 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:22,583 Pop tart? 1050 00:50:22,585 --> 00:50:24,387 Uh... pass. 1051 00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,653 So, check this out. 1052 00:50:26,655 --> 00:50:28,488 I was looking for a pen this morning... 1053 00:50:28,490 --> 00:50:29,389 Mm-hmm. 1054 00:50:29,391 --> 00:50:31,224 So I went looking through the drawers, 1055 00:50:31,226 --> 00:50:33,730 and I found a whole box of bendy straws. 1056 00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:35,329 Mm-hmm. 1057 00:50:35,331 --> 00:50:36,530 So I was like, "Okay, now I'm curious." 1058 00:50:36,532 --> 00:50:37,932 So I go through some of the cabinets, 1059 00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:39,432 I fond two more boxes. 1060 00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:41,337 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - So then I'm... 1061 00:50:42,405 --> 00:50:43,670 Mm-hmm. 1062 00:50:43,672 --> 00:50:45,505 Are you even paying attention, or are you just doing that... 1063 00:50:45,507 --> 00:50:47,074 fucking "mm-hmm" thing you do? 1064 00:50:47,076 --> 00:50:48,041 Like you're pretending to care? 1065 00:50:48,043 --> 00:50:49,677 Oh, good. You're being a dick. 1066 00:50:49,679 --> 00:50:50,778 That's nice. 1067 00:50:50,780 --> 00:50:53,650 No, I heard your story. Bendy straws. Very funny. 1068 00:50:56,418 --> 00:50:59,653 Is this your whole day today, or... 1069 00:50:59,655 --> 00:51:01,054 I'm working. 1070 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:02,889 Okay. 1071 00:51:02,891 --> 00:51:04,858 I guess I'll just... 1072 00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,094 I was gonna do all that. 1073 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,362 Mm. If you were gonna do it, you would have done it, right? 1074 00:51:08,364 --> 00:51:10,030 I'm still working on that guy. 1075 00:51:10,032 --> 00:51:11,501 Ooh, it's probably time to clean up. 1076 00:51:32,954 --> 00:51:34,557 Mm. Oh! 1077 00:51:40,329 --> 00:51:41,798 Who's that? 1078 00:51:42,831 --> 00:51:43,933 Who's what? 1079 00:51:44,934 --> 00:51:45,969 Who texted you? 1080 00:51:47,036 --> 00:51:48,905 - No one. - No one? 1081 00:51:49,605 --> 00:51:50,574 Huh. 1082 00:51:52,074 --> 00:51:53,342 Well, who's Chippy? 1083 00:51:54,309 --> 00:51:56,510 Mm. Looking through my phone. 1084 00:51:56,512 --> 00:51:58,746 No, I wasn't looking through your phone. 1085 00:51:58,748 --> 00:52:00,514 Well, browsing around... 1086 00:52:00,516 --> 00:52:02,182 Well, I thought it was my phone, so, you know, I... 1087 00:52:02,184 --> 00:52:05,985 Oh. You thought that this was your phone? 1088 00:52:05,987 --> 00:52:09,326 This, with the... And then the... 1089 00:52:09,891 --> 00:52:11,124 Okay, all right. 1090 00:52:11,126 --> 00:52:12,496 - Okay. - Okay. 1091 00:52:13,795 --> 00:52:15,128 Okay, um... 1092 00:52:15,130 --> 00:52:16,496 I'm gonna go on a run. 1093 00:52:16,498 --> 00:52:18,932 Can you run the dishwasher for me? I loaded it. 1094 00:52:18,934 --> 00:52:20,568 If you loaded it, why don't you just run it? 1095 00:52:20,570 --> 00:52:23,670 'Cause, Liam, I'm not doing everything around here. 1096 00:52:23,672 --> 00:52:25,104 Okay? 1097 00:52:25,106 --> 00:52:26,507 Why are you taking your phone with you? 1098 00:52:26,509 --> 00:52:28,275 Do you want me to go on the run with you? 1099 00:52:28,277 --> 00:52:29,677 Yeah. You know what? 1100 00:52:29,679 --> 00:52:31,612 Yeah. I'm gonna go on the run with you. 1101 00:52:31,614 --> 00:52:32,479 Okay. 1102 00:52:32,481 --> 00:52:34,315 Did you even bring running shoes? 1103 00:52:34,317 --> 00:52:35,749 Do you not want me to go with you? 1104 00:52:35,751 --> 00:52:38,385 I don't care. Yes, come on the run. 1105 00:52:38,387 --> 00:52:40,019 I'm not gonna come if you don't want me to come. 1106 00:52:40,021 --> 00:52:41,088 Because then it becomes like I... 1107 00:52:41,090 --> 00:52:42,222 You know what? I'm just gonna go then. 1108 00:52:42,224 --> 00:52:43,257 - Just gonna go. - Okay. 1109 00:52:43,259 --> 00:52:44,325 All right. Just be safe. 1110 00:52:44,327 --> 00:52:45,592 - Don't talk to strangers. - Mm-hmm. 1111 00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:47,260 Look both ways before you cross, okay? 1112 00:52:47,262 --> 00:52:48,262 Thank you, Dad. 1113 00:52:48,264 --> 00:52:49,499 I love you. I... 1114 00:52:51,534 --> 00:52:52,434 Huh. 1115 00:52:53,369 --> 00:52:54,838 Love you. Shouldn't... 1116 00:53:04,146 --> 00:53:05,615 I love you. 1117 00:53:09,851 --> 00:53:10,920 I can run. 1118 00:53:12,288 --> 00:53:13,854 I can do runs. 1119 00:53:13,856 --> 00:53:15,021 I think I could do it. 1120 00:53:15,023 --> 00:53:16,292 I love you. 1121 00:53:17,326 --> 00:53:18,492 I love you, too. 1122 00:53:18,494 --> 00:53:20,030 Ha-ha. It's like... 1123 00:53:45,820 --> 00:53:46,789 Huh. 1124 00:53:48,757 --> 00:53:49,625 Whoo! 1125 00:54:00,735 --> 00:54:01,871 Liam? 1126 00:54:02,838 --> 00:54:04,170 Liam, is that you? 1127 00:54:04,172 --> 00:54:05,474 Oh, hey. 1128 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:09,878 What the... 1129 00:54:12,815 --> 00:54:14,481 Oh, my God. 1130 00:54:14,483 --> 00:54:16,916 What are you doing here? 1131 00:54:16,918 --> 00:54:18,754 Well, you didn't say "I love you" back. 1132 00:54:20,121 --> 00:54:21,255 What? 1133 00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:22,726 You didn't say "I love you." 1134 00:54:23,358 --> 00:54:25,258 - Oh. - When you left. 1135 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,793 - So... - Okay. 1136 00:54:26,795 --> 00:54:29,131 Uh... I guess I didn't hear you. 1137 00:54:30,032 --> 00:54:32,602 Oh. Right. Yeah, okay. 1138 00:54:34,269 --> 00:54:35,769 But do you? 1139 00:54:35,771 --> 00:54:37,371 Of course I do. 1140 00:54:37,373 --> 00:54:39,606 I just kind of wanna hear you say it, though. 1141 00:54:39,608 --> 00:54:40,543 Okay. 1142 00:54:41,077 --> 00:54:42,145 I love you. 1143 00:54:44,847 --> 00:54:46,079 Cool. 1144 00:54:46,081 --> 00:54:47,516 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 1145 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:55,090 - I'll see you. - See you. 1146 00:55:26,722 --> 00:55:29,021 - Is that the doorbell? - Yes, I'll get it. 1147 00:55:29,023 --> 00:55:30,059 It's probably my mom. 1148 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,791 What? 1149 00:55:31,793 --> 00:55:33,663 What would your mom be doing here? 1150 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,831 Uh, I invited her. 1151 00:55:36,664 --> 00:55:38,599 Why the hell would you do that? 1152 00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,202 She wanted to come and meet you. 1153 00:55:41,070 --> 00:55:42,503 Oh. Okay. 1154 00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,170 Well, now is not the best time. 1155 00:55:44,172 --> 00:55:45,438 I mean, I'm in the shower, 1156 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,307 and you were supposed to, like, get ready 1157 00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:48,976 and go do something together. 1158 00:55:48,978 --> 00:55:50,376 Okay. So what am I supposed to do? 1159 00:55:50,378 --> 00:55:51,612 Tell her not to come inside? 1160 00:55:51,614 --> 00:55:52,845 Get back into her car 1161 00:55:52,847 --> 00:55:54,550 and drive all the way home without meeting you? 1162 00:55:55,217 --> 00:55:56,619 I mean, yeah. 1163 00:56:07,762 --> 00:56:08,695 Mommy! 1164 00:56:08,697 --> 00:56:10,130 My sweet boy! 1165 00:56:10,132 --> 00:56:11,231 How are you? 1166 00:56:11,233 --> 00:56:13,266 You look tired. Are you sleeping enough? 1167 00:56:13,268 --> 00:56:14,767 Yes, I'm sleeping enough. 1168 00:56:14,769 --> 00:56:18,070 Okay. Here, I brought you some clean undies. 1169 00:56:18,072 --> 00:56:20,106 Oh, okay. Thanks, Mommy. 1170 00:56:20,108 --> 00:56:23,075 You know, Liam, I was googling this place on the computer, 1171 00:56:23,077 --> 00:56:26,512 and I read that there are spiders and scorpions everywhere. 1172 00:56:26,514 --> 00:56:29,282 And if they get you, your skin falls off. 1173 00:56:29,284 --> 00:56:30,784 There were pictures... 1174 00:56:30,786 --> 00:56:32,952 Yeah. No, I haven't seen any. 1175 00:56:32,954 --> 00:56:33,987 Okay. 1176 00:56:33,989 --> 00:56:36,088 So, are you going to invite your mother inside? 1177 00:56:36,090 --> 00:56:38,724 Or do you want her to bake out here in the sun? 1178 00:56:38,726 --> 00:56:40,860 Well, actually, Mommy, um... 1179 00:56:40,862 --> 00:56:42,563 Beck's in the shower right now. 1180 00:56:42,565 --> 00:56:43,863 Oh, she's in the shower. 1181 00:56:43,865 --> 00:56:47,534 Liam! Is she naked in there? 1182 00:56:47,536 --> 00:56:49,168 Actually, no. Probably not. 1183 00:56:49,170 --> 00:56:51,003 Oh, thank God. 1184 00:56:51,005 --> 00:56:54,541 Well, we'll just put the kettle on and wait for her to finish up. 1185 00:56:54,543 --> 00:56:57,945 Actually, Mommy, the thing is... 1186 00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:00,313 Beck isn't really feeling well right now. So... 1187 00:57:00,315 --> 00:57:01,481 Liam, she's sick? 1188 00:57:01,483 --> 00:57:04,117 She could be contagious. 1189 00:57:04,119 --> 00:57:05,385 No, I don't think so. 1190 00:57:05,387 --> 00:57:07,119 Oh, no? 1191 00:57:07,121 --> 00:57:09,789 Well, you know who else didn't think I knew what I was talking about? 1192 00:57:09,791 --> 00:57:12,959 Yes, I know, Mommy. I know. 1193 00:57:12,961 --> 00:57:15,628 I'm just gonna stay here, okay, and take care of her. 1194 00:57:15,630 --> 00:57:17,463 But I'll make sure I take plenty of vitamins. 1195 00:57:17,465 --> 00:57:20,467 Oh, you are such a sweet prince. 1196 00:57:20,469 --> 00:57:23,769 How did you get to be so sweet? 1197 00:57:23,771 --> 00:57:24,670 Oh... 1198 00:57:24,672 --> 00:57:26,405 My sweet mommy, probably. 1199 00:57:26,407 --> 00:57:29,309 I love you my sweet little peanut boy. 1200 00:57:29,311 --> 00:57:30,409 Okay, I love you, too. 1201 00:57:30,411 --> 00:57:31,677 - Okay, sweetie. - Okay. 1202 00:57:31,679 --> 00:57:33,713 - Mommy loves you. - I love you. 1203 00:57:33,715 --> 00:57:35,414 - Sweetheart. - Okay. 1204 00:57:35,416 --> 00:57:37,117 - I love you. - Bye, Bye. 1205 00:57:37,119 --> 00:57:38,521 I love you. Bye bye. 1206 00:57:50,766 --> 00:57:52,969 Okay, let's hear it. 1207 00:57:54,135 --> 00:57:55,001 Hear what? 1208 00:57:55,003 --> 00:57:56,603 What do you have against my mother? 1209 00:57:56,605 --> 00:57:58,572 What? I don't even know your mother. 1210 00:57:58,574 --> 00:58:00,407 And whose fault is that? 1211 00:58:00,409 --> 00:58:03,010 Okay. I just think it's a little bit weird 1212 00:58:03,012 --> 00:58:04,545 that you'd invite her here today. 1213 00:58:04,547 --> 00:58:07,414 - What? - I mean, I thought we were gonna, I don't know... 1214 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,282 hang out together like we used to. 1215 00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:12,952 Not just sit around all day while you play your stupid Nintendo 1216 00:58:12,954 --> 00:58:14,354 and hang out with your mom. 1217 00:58:14,356 --> 00:58:16,222 Okay, first off, you know damn well that is not a Nintendo. 1218 00:58:16,224 --> 00:58:18,258 Okay? And secondly, I'm a little offended that you... 1219 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:20,159 I'm sorry, I can't understand what you're saying right now, 1220 00:58:20,161 --> 00:58:23,095 because you're gnawing off your fingers like a fucking psychopath. 1221 00:58:23,097 --> 00:58:24,664 You said you thought that was cool. 1222 00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:27,733 Okay. I used to think jean shorts were cool. 1223 00:58:27,735 --> 00:58:29,802 Real nice, Beck. Real nice. 1224 00:58:29,804 --> 00:58:31,804 Can you help me take this thing off? 1225 00:58:31,806 --> 00:58:33,139 Why do you wanna take it off? 1226 00:58:33,141 --> 00:58:36,309 Because it's itchy, and it's way too tight, and... 1227 00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:37,947 I just need to take it off. 1228 00:58:39,047 --> 00:58:40,015 Well, you can't. 1229 00:58:41,016 --> 00:58:42,050 What? 1230 00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:43,786 Why not? 1231 00:58:44,485 --> 00:58:46,153 Oh, my God! 1232 00:58:46,155 --> 00:58:48,220 Oh, my God, Liam. What is this thing? 1233 00:58:48,222 --> 00:58:50,192 It's a tracking device. What did you think it was? 1234 00:58:50,992 --> 00:58:52,392 What? 1235 00:58:52,394 --> 00:58:53,996 Yeah. How else am I supposed to know where you are at all times? 1236 00:58:54,730 --> 00:58:56,796 Liam, that is insane! 1237 00:58:56,798 --> 00:58:58,798 That's, like, beyond insane. 1238 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,566 Wait, hold on. Don't... Okay. 1239 00:59:00,568 --> 00:59:01,867 I need to know you're safe at all times. 1240 00:59:01,869 --> 00:59:03,869 Ow! You just made it tighter! 1241 00:59:03,871 --> 00:59:06,472 Beck, I'm sorry, okay? But I can't lose you too. 1242 00:59:09,878 --> 00:59:12,713 Oh! What the fuck is that? 1243 00:59:12,715 --> 00:59:15,983 Nice performance there, douchebag. 1244 00:59:15,985 --> 00:59:18,050 Relax. He's just a friend of mine. 1245 00:59:18,052 --> 00:59:20,720 That's right. Relax, Liam. 1246 00:59:20,722 --> 00:59:23,023 Relax, man! 1247 00:59:23,025 --> 00:59:25,691 Let me get up to speed here. So, uh... 1248 00:59:25,693 --> 00:59:26,892 For some reason, 1249 00:59:26,894 --> 00:59:29,528 Mr. Clingy with the dead stripper girlfriend here 1250 00:59:29,530 --> 00:59:32,331 is totally hooked on the Beck sauce. Ow! 1251 00:59:32,333 --> 00:59:34,834 And he's upset because you don't wanna meet his mommy 1252 00:59:34,836 --> 00:59:36,336 and wear a tracking bracelet, right? 1253 00:59:36,338 --> 00:59:37,403 Am I right? 1254 00:59:37,405 --> 00:59:39,206 Yeah. Well, honestly, 1255 00:59:39,208 --> 00:59:42,008 I'm surprised the guy's so jazzed up on you, considering all your weird, 1256 00:59:42,010 --> 00:59:43,744 albeit justified body issues. 1257 00:59:43,746 --> 00:59:46,313 Okay, I'm sorry. Who is this mean little monster? 1258 00:59:46,315 --> 00:59:47,447 Oh, who's this mean... 1259 00:59:47,449 --> 00:59:49,282 You know, I got your mean little monster right here. 1260 00:59:49,284 --> 00:59:50,383 Oh, gross, man. 1261 00:59:50,385 --> 00:59:51,717 Come on! 1262 00:59:51,719 --> 00:59:53,586 Just cut it out, guys. 1263 00:59:53,588 --> 00:59:57,025 Beck, can I please see you in the fort? 1264 00:59:58,427 --> 00:59:59,796 Alone? 1265 01:00:10,172 --> 01:00:12,005 Oh, well, hello. 1266 01:00:12,007 --> 01:00:13,840 Hey, Liam. What the hell's going on? 1267 01:00:13,842 --> 01:00:15,474 Beck, I think this will be really good for us. 1268 01:00:15,476 --> 01:00:16,876 Thank you, Liam. 1269 01:00:16,878 --> 01:00:20,447 Beck, Liam wishes to unburden himself of his feelings. 1270 01:00:20,449 --> 01:00:21,414 Oh, he does? 1271 01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:23,849 This is a safe space. 1272 01:00:23,851 --> 01:00:26,420 Why don't you sit down? 1273 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,992 I'm sure there's a thing or two you'd like to say 1274 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:31,393 as well? 1275 01:00:33,429 --> 01:00:34,594 I'll sit down. 1276 01:00:34,596 --> 01:00:36,164 Liam, you, too. 1277 01:00:41,903 --> 01:00:44,070 What's on your mind, Liam? 1278 01:00:44,072 --> 01:00:46,338 Well, first, Dr. Lipschweiss, 1279 01:00:46,340 --> 01:00:48,675 let me just say thank you so much for taking time 1280 01:00:48,677 --> 01:00:50,644 out of your very busy schedule to meet with us. 1281 01:00:50,646 --> 01:00:52,979 We really appreciate it. 1282 01:00:52,981 --> 01:00:56,016 I recently had the displeasure 1283 01:00:56,018 --> 01:00:58,385 of meeting one of Beck's friends. 1284 01:00:58,387 --> 01:01:01,588 And I have to say that I am a little uncomfortable 1285 01:01:01,590 --> 01:01:03,159 with the nature of their relationship. 1286 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,029 We're doing this? 1287 01:01:07,929 --> 01:01:09,729 Okay, we're doing this. 1288 01:01:09,731 --> 01:01:11,565 Hi, Dr. Lipschweiss. 1289 01:01:11,567 --> 01:01:12,733 Hi. 1290 01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:14,467 I think Liam needs to calm down. 1291 01:01:14,469 --> 01:01:16,369 Chippy is just a friend. 1292 01:01:16,371 --> 01:01:19,442 And Liam here is acting like a crazy person. 1293 01:01:20,175 --> 01:01:21,141 Chippy? 1294 01:01:21,143 --> 01:01:22,641 That's the guy that texted you earlier? 1295 01:01:22,643 --> 01:01:25,912 Why is this guy texting you and then showing up uninvited? 1296 01:01:25,914 --> 01:01:27,646 Dr. Lipschweiss, why is this guy texting her 1297 01:01:27,648 --> 01:01:29,048 and then showing up uninvited? 1298 01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:31,217 Because, Liam, he's one of my oldest friends in the world. 1299 01:01:31,219 --> 01:01:33,253 That's just his thing. It's what he does. 1300 01:01:33,255 --> 01:01:34,820 He's your oldest friend in the world? 1301 01:01:34,822 --> 01:01:37,356 Is this the same friend that got you all fucked up in college? 1302 01:01:37,358 --> 01:01:38,226 Liam! 1303 01:01:38,626 --> 01:01:39,929 Language! 1304 01:01:40,896 --> 01:01:43,764 This is a safe space. 1305 01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:46,133 Sorry, Dr. Lipschweiss. 1306 01:01:46,135 --> 01:01:48,601 Look, I was in a dark place back then. 1307 01:01:48,603 --> 01:01:49,836 Okay? 1308 01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:53,072 I am just as much to blame for that as Chippy. 1309 01:01:53,074 --> 01:01:55,275 He may seem a little bit, you know, 1310 01:01:55,277 --> 01:01:57,244 rough around the edges, but honestly, 1311 01:01:57,246 --> 01:01:59,412 at least he tells me the truth. 1312 01:01:59,414 --> 01:02:00,412 Okay. 1313 01:02:00,414 --> 01:02:02,384 Well, I don't want you seeing him anymore. 1314 01:02:03,318 --> 01:02:04,851 Excuse me? 1315 01:02:04,853 --> 01:02:06,153 You heard me. 1316 01:02:06,155 --> 01:02:08,454 You can't tell me who I can be friends with. 1317 01:02:08,456 --> 01:02:12,025 Really? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I just did. 1318 01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:16,061 Wow. So this is one of those, like, "It's him or me" things? 1319 01:02:16,063 --> 01:02:17,229 Yeah. 1320 01:02:17,231 --> 01:02:18,298 Pretty much. 1321 01:02:18,300 --> 01:02:20,133 I feel like the choice should be pretty obvious. 1322 01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:21,668 I mean, that guy is an asshole. 1323 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,702 And he's the reason you messed up your whole fucking life. 1324 01:02:23,704 --> 01:02:24,873 Liam! 1325 01:02:26,909 --> 01:02:29,211 Safe space. 1326 01:02:29,644 --> 01:02:31,545 Sorry, again. 1327 01:02:31,547 --> 01:02:33,315 Wow. 1328 01:02:34,148 --> 01:02:35,514 Oh. Okay. 1329 01:02:35,516 --> 01:02:38,318 Sorry, didn't know you guys were mid-sess. 1330 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,289 Man, it looks like you're really working through some things here. 1331 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:43,722 So? 1332 01:02:43,724 --> 01:02:44,891 I'm gonna go on a beer run. 1333 01:02:44,893 --> 01:02:46,325 Beck, I know what you like. 1334 01:02:46,327 --> 01:02:49,595 Liam, I'll see if they make wine coolers for you, sport. 1335 01:02:49,597 --> 01:02:51,898 Cool, cool, cool. Thanks, man. I appreciate that. 1336 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:54,200 Yeah? How about you, toots? 1337 01:02:54,202 --> 01:02:56,938 No, thank you, um... sweetheart. 1338 01:02:57,706 --> 01:02:58,838 Well, okay. 1339 01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:11,985 You know what I think? 1340 01:03:11,987 --> 01:03:14,123 I think our time is up. 1341 01:03:15,456 --> 01:03:18,992 I think we made some good progress here today. 1342 01:03:18,994 --> 01:03:21,394 I have a proposal to make you. 1343 01:03:21,396 --> 01:03:22,963 Okay, sure. 1344 01:03:22,965 --> 01:03:24,164 You trust me? 1345 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,499 Yes, Dr. Lipschweiss, we trust you. 1346 01:03:26,501 --> 01:03:27,566 We'll try anything. 1347 01:03:27,568 --> 01:03:28,637 Well, that's good. 1348 01:03:29,804 --> 01:03:31,972 Liam, I think you should move out. 1349 01:03:31,974 --> 01:03:33,139 - What? - Sounds good. 1350 01:03:33,141 --> 01:03:35,374 Some time apart will be good for you both. 1351 01:03:35,376 --> 01:03:37,677 Mm-hmm. Agreed. 1352 01:03:37,679 --> 01:03:38,979 Okay. Well, guess that's it. 1353 01:03:39,981 --> 01:03:41,884 You heard her. That settles it. 1354 01:03:42,617 --> 01:03:43,950 Thank you, Dr... 1355 01:03:43,952 --> 01:03:45,555 The session is not over. 1356 01:03:48,322 --> 01:03:51,493 Liam, I'll send you an invoice. 1357 01:03:53,728 --> 01:03:55,630 Now this session is over. 1358 01:03:58,300 --> 01:03:59,235 Uh... 1359 01:04:52,186 --> 01:04:53,623 Fuck! 1360 01:05:02,931 --> 01:05:05,264 Oh, fuck me, man. 1361 01:05:05,266 --> 01:05:08,233 Fuck me! 1362 01:05:10,237 --> 01:05:12,539 Huh? What's up, skank? 1363 01:05:12,541 --> 01:05:14,606 Didn't go well with the old lady, huh? 1364 01:05:14,608 --> 01:05:16,275 Tough break, chico. 1365 01:05:16,277 --> 01:05:17,212 Catch. 1366 01:05:18,914 --> 01:05:21,117 I'll put in a good word for you. Ha! 1367 01:05:23,085 --> 01:05:24,751 Yo, what up, baby? 1368 01:05:24,753 --> 01:05:27,653 Oh, girl, you look... 1369 01:05:27,655 --> 01:05:29,458 moderately okay this morning. 1370 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:31,060 Dick. 1371 01:05:37,798 --> 01:05:39,965 Ah! Goddamn, it's good. 1372 01:05:39,967 --> 01:05:41,569 Fuck, that's good! 1373 01:05:57,452 --> 01:05:58,321 Hey. 1374 01:05:58,954 --> 01:06:00,189 Oh, hey. 1375 01:06:06,561 --> 01:06:07,760 - I... - I, uh... 1376 01:06:09,864 --> 01:06:10,799 Um... 1377 01:06:11,900 --> 01:06:12,932 You go. 1378 01:06:12,934 --> 01:06:15,534 I wasn't expecting to see you. 1379 01:06:15,536 --> 01:06:18,037 Right. I was just in the area... 1380 01:06:18,039 --> 01:06:19,472 on my way to the kitchen. 1381 01:06:19,474 --> 01:06:20,572 - Cool. - So... 1382 01:06:20,574 --> 01:06:22,344 - Cool. - Um... 1383 01:06:24,813 --> 01:06:26,179 You look really busy. 1384 01:06:26,181 --> 01:06:28,250 Oh. You know what? I needed to take a break anyway. 1385 01:06:29,150 --> 01:06:31,686 - Do you wanna sit? - Uh... 1386 01:06:32,586 --> 01:06:33,619 I probably shouldn't. 1387 01:06:33,621 --> 01:06:35,588 I don't know if that's the best idea. 1388 01:06:35,590 --> 01:06:37,023 Right. No... 1389 01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:38,494 - You're right. - Mm-hmm. 1390 01:06:40,195 --> 01:06:42,097 - But, um... - Um... 1391 01:06:43,465 --> 01:06:46,499 So... 1392 01:06:46,501 --> 01:06:49,702 - How are you? - I... I'm good. 1393 01:06:49,704 --> 01:06:51,137 I'm really good. 1394 01:06:51,139 --> 01:06:53,005 - I'm good. - Great. 1395 01:06:53,007 --> 01:06:55,809 - And you? - Good. Yeah. Oh, so good. 1396 01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:57,177 - Really good. - Cool. 1397 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,412 - Mm-hmm. - That's good to hear. 1398 01:06:59,414 --> 01:07:00,880 Yeah. 1399 01:07:00,882 --> 01:07:02,715 You look really nice. 1400 01:07:02,717 --> 01:07:04,617 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 1401 01:07:04,619 --> 01:07:05,788 I stopped eating. 1402 01:07:07,989 --> 01:07:09,988 - You look nice, too. - Oh, thanks. 1403 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,590 Yeah, I started wearing pants again. 1404 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:13,194 I could tell. 1405 01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:15,360 And you changed your hair? 1406 01:07:15,362 --> 01:07:16,929 Uh... 1407 01:07:16,931 --> 01:07:18,965 I think I just took my hat off, but... 1408 01:07:18,967 --> 01:07:19,932 it's nice you noticed. 1409 01:07:19,934 --> 01:07:21,570 - It looks great. - Thanks. 1410 01:07:22,903 --> 01:07:25,104 - So you're still with... - Oh, yeah. 1411 01:07:25,106 --> 01:07:27,539 Yeah, got the old nine to five. 1412 01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,775 - Cool. And it's... - Oh, it's great. 1413 01:07:29,777 --> 01:07:32,311 - It's great? - Yeah, better than ever, actually. 1414 01:07:32,313 --> 01:07:33,612 Oh. 1415 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:35,981 Yeah. I've got over 2,000 subscribers to my stream now. 1416 01:07:35,983 --> 01:07:38,418 Liam, that's incredible. 1417 01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:40,119 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 1418 01:07:40,121 --> 01:07:42,457 - Really proud of you. - Yeah. I'm, uh... 1419 01:07:43,557 --> 01:07:45,193 I'm really happy. 1420 01:07:46,894 --> 01:07:48,193 What? What is it? 1421 01:07:48,195 --> 01:07:49,929 No, I just... 1422 01:07:49,931 --> 01:07:51,865 I'm grateful for all of my success. 1423 01:07:51,867 --> 01:07:53,032 Don't get me wrong, but... 1424 01:07:53,034 --> 01:07:55,501 What is it if I can't share it with you? 1425 01:07:55,503 --> 01:07:58,438 Liam, no, this is not a good time. 1426 01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,106 Please don't do this right now. 1427 01:08:00,108 --> 01:08:03,443 Beck, since we've been apart, I've had some time to think, and... 1428 01:08:03,445 --> 01:08:05,347 I think we should give it another chance. 1429 01:08:06,648 --> 01:08:07,750 I don't know, Liam. 1430 01:08:08,817 --> 01:08:10,585 I don't know. 1431 01:08:17,324 --> 01:08:19,726 Beck, let's go. 1432 01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:20,960 Oh, God. 1433 01:08:20,962 --> 01:08:21,894 I have to go. 1434 01:08:21,896 --> 01:08:23,095 No, stay, stay. 1435 01:08:23,097 --> 01:08:24,432 I can't. 1436 01:08:25,533 --> 01:08:26,434 Liam, I... 1437 01:08:27,301 --> 01:08:28,701 I think Dr. Lipschweiss was right. 1438 01:08:28,703 --> 01:08:31,240 I think that we need some time apart. 1439 01:08:32,806 --> 01:08:33,908 I'm sorry. 1440 01:08:34,576 --> 01:08:36,075 Yeah. 1441 01:08:36,077 --> 01:08:37,610 I'm sorry, too. 1442 01:08:37,612 --> 01:08:40,349 Seriously, let's fucking go! 1443 01:08:48,155 --> 01:08:49,390 Yeah. 1444 01:09:04,773 --> 01:09:08,374 Hey, thanks for, um, cleaning the place up. 1445 01:09:08,376 --> 01:09:10,479 It means a lot to me. 1446 01:09:11,845 --> 01:09:13,948 I didn't wanna get charged extra cleaning fee. 1447 01:09:16,384 --> 01:09:17,987 That's so sweet. 1448 01:09:29,663 --> 01:09:31,731 Whoa, whoa! What are you doing? 1449 01:09:31,733 --> 01:09:34,334 Those are both for me, obviously! 1450 01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:35,934 You think you can afford to eat that? 1451 01:09:35,936 --> 01:09:37,704 Huh, cankles? Why don't you feed yourself 1452 01:09:37,706 --> 01:09:39,539 some ice cubes if you're hungry, huh? 1453 01:09:39,541 --> 01:09:41,241 You're packing on, mate. 1454 01:09:41,243 --> 01:09:43,977 What are you crying about, huh, saddlebags? 1455 01:09:43,979 --> 01:09:45,911 Huh? Fatty? Huh? 1456 01:09:54,488 --> 01:09:56,255 Okay, I can't take any more of this. 1457 01:09:56,257 --> 01:09:57,522 Liam, what are you doing here? 1458 01:09:57,524 --> 01:09:59,491 Whoa! Look whose balls dropped! 1459 01:09:59,493 --> 01:10:00,826 Oh, fuck you, Chippy. 1460 01:10:00,828 --> 01:10:03,129 - Fuck me? Fuck you. - Fuck you, man. 1461 01:10:03,131 --> 01:10:04,930 - Guys, just stop it. - Oh, shut up, Beck. 1462 01:10:04,932 --> 01:10:07,700 Okay, this guy is a miserable fucking asshole. 1463 01:10:07,702 --> 01:10:09,201 Whoa! 1464 01:10:09,203 --> 01:10:10,836 What he wants is for you two to be miserable fucking assholes together. 1465 01:10:10,838 --> 01:10:12,871 Liam, you're wrong. Chippy is my friend. 1466 01:10:12,873 --> 01:10:15,674 Yeah, Liam, I'm her friend, and who the fuck are you? 1467 01:10:15,676 --> 01:10:16,942 I love her. 1468 01:10:16,944 --> 01:10:19,278 Okay? I actually care about her. 1469 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,347 Oh, please! 1470 01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:23,650 You know how this is gonna go, don't you, Beck? 1471 01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:25,684 Huh? He's gonna wear you down, 1472 01:10:25,686 --> 01:10:28,220 and smother you until you eventually give in. 1473 01:10:28,222 --> 01:10:31,124 And as soon as you do, he'll get bored. 1474 01:10:31,126 --> 01:10:33,425 He'll leave you all alone, just like your mother. 1475 01:10:33,427 --> 01:10:35,160 Hey, that is not true. 1476 01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:36,928 That is not true, Beck, okay? 1477 01:10:36,930 --> 01:10:37,899 Look... 1478 01:10:39,667 --> 01:10:40,599 I love you. 1479 01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:43,102 Oh, cut it out! 1480 01:10:43,104 --> 01:10:44,903 You don't love her, man. 1481 01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:47,240 You just settled for her, 'cause you lost your ex. 1482 01:10:47,242 --> 01:10:48,641 Now you're smothering the shit out her. 1483 01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:51,009 You're probably gonna lose your consolation prize too. 1484 01:10:51,011 --> 01:10:52,245 He's right, Liam. 1485 01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:55,384 How am I ever gonna compete with your dead ex-girlfriend? 1486 01:10:57,185 --> 01:10:59,184 Well, Beck, um... 1487 01:10:59,186 --> 01:11:01,286 I mean, you called me "Eden". 1488 01:11:01,288 --> 01:11:03,826 You said, "I love you, too, Eden." 1489 01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:06,729 How do you think that made me feel? 1490 01:11:07,561 --> 01:11:09,094 You obviously still love her. 1491 01:11:09,096 --> 01:11:12,501 And smothering me in this fake love isn't gonna bring her back. 1492 01:11:13,368 --> 01:11:15,070 Right. Yeah, um... 1493 01:11:18,139 --> 01:11:20,708 When I said she was dead... 1494 01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:23,608 Yeah? 1495 01:11:23,610 --> 01:11:27,746 Well, you know how, like, people say things sometimes 1496 01:11:27,748 --> 01:11:29,682 that in the moment, they kind of 1497 01:11:29,684 --> 01:11:31,420 - get all... - Oh, my God. 1498 01:11:33,887 --> 01:11:36,391 Liam, is Eden not dead? 1499 01:11:37,158 --> 01:11:40,826 Ooh! Fuck me! 1500 01:11:40,828 --> 01:11:42,628 Oh, my God. I can't believe this. 1501 01:11:42,630 --> 01:11:43,830 Beck, let me explain. 1502 01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:46,366 Oh, what a twist. I did not see this coming. 1503 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:47,400 I meant figuratively. 1504 01:11:47,402 --> 01:11:48,768 You know? Like, she's dead to me. 1505 01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:51,504 Like, I'm so over her, she might as well be dead. 1506 01:11:51,506 --> 01:11:52,738 Liam, that's sick. 1507 01:11:52,740 --> 01:11:54,574 That's what a fucking sick person does. 1508 01:11:54,576 --> 01:11:56,209 Oh, my God. 1509 01:11:56,211 --> 01:11:57,576 - Beck, please. - No. 1510 01:11:57,578 --> 01:11:59,812 Okay, I love you. I wouldn't say anything to hurt you. 1511 01:11:59,814 --> 01:12:01,981 No. I don't even know who you are right now. 1512 01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:05,485 Oh, my God! This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. 1513 01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:07,623 Shut the fuck up, Chippy! 1514 01:12:22,103 --> 01:12:23,038 Oh, God! 1515 01:12:24,305 --> 01:12:26,475 - Chippy, don't! - Move, bitch. 1516 01:12:27,307 --> 01:12:28,577 Ow! 1517 01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:31,145 Chippy, don't! 1518 01:12:41,823 --> 01:12:44,190 All right, stop it. The both of you, just stop! 1519 01:12:44,192 --> 01:12:45,958 Shut up, you little dick. 1520 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,259 No, that is it. 1521 01:12:47,261 --> 01:12:48,527 I am done! 1522 01:12:48,529 --> 01:12:51,062 Beck, please. Okay? I love you. 1523 01:12:51,064 --> 01:12:53,266 All right? I need you. 1524 01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:54,500 You're perfect. 1525 01:12:54,502 --> 01:12:57,005 You're not perfect by a long shot. 1526 01:12:57,838 --> 01:12:59,839 You need me. I won't lie to you. 1527 01:12:59,841 --> 01:13:01,574 Don't fucking talk to her like that, man. 1528 01:13:01,576 --> 01:13:03,241 Ah, she needs to hear it. 1529 01:13:03,243 --> 01:13:04,744 That's it. I am done. 1530 01:13:04,746 --> 01:13:07,179 Okay? I don't need either one of you. 1531 01:13:07,181 --> 01:13:08,483 - Beck. - Beck... 1532 01:13:09,451 --> 01:13:11,119 I don't need you, Liam. 1533 01:13:12,252 --> 01:13:14,622 And I don't need you, Chippy. 1534 01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,493 What? 1535 01:13:18,893 --> 01:13:20,293 No! 1536 01:13:23,465 --> 01:13:25,097 Chippy? 1537 01:13:28,235 --> 01:13:29,669 Chippy! 1538 01:13:29,671 --> 01:13:31,006 What's going on? 1539 01:13:33,942 --> 01:13:35,176 Chippy! 1540 01:13:37,412 --> 01:13:39,445 You said that... 1541 01:13:39,447 --> 01:13:41,513 You said the words. 1542 01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:42,984 What? What words? 1543 01:13:44,452 --> 01:13:48,987 "I don't need you, Chippy." 1544 01:13:48,989 --> 01:13:52,458 Oh, Chippy, I take them back. I take them back. 1545 01:13:53,728 --> 01:13:55,998 Oh, Chippy, no! 1546 01:14:03,537 --> 01:14:04,872 Your breath... 1547 01:14:05,305 --> 01:14:07,542 is terrible. 1548 01:14:16,384 --> 01:14:17,886 Chippy... 1549 01:14:20,220 --> 01:14:22,156 - My Chippy. - It's okay. 1550 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:27,195 You're better off without him. 1551 01:14:30,064 --> 01:14:31,796 You don't need him. 1552 01:14:31,798 --> 01:14:33,702 Okay? It'll just be us now. 1553 01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:39,641 No. 1554 01:14:48,582 --> 01:14:50,282 No, it's over. 1555 01:14:50,284 --> 01:14:51,252 Beck... 1556 01:14:52,353 --> 01:14:54,288 Uh-huh. It has to be. 1557 01:14:55,289 --> 01:14:56,792 Because of that guy? 1558 01:15:11,305 --> 01:15:12,840 Cut it off, Liam. 1559 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,710 Beck... 1560 01:15:16,711 --> 01:15:19,648 Cut... it... off. 1561 01:15:20,113 --> 01:15:21,115 Now. 1562 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:16,203 Oh, Chippy. 1563 01:16:23,176 --> 01:16:25,380 My Chippy boy! 1564 01:16:37,692 --> 01:16:39,328 I love you, Chippy. 1565 01:17:45,693 --> 01:17:46,795 Hey, buddy. 1566 01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:48,427 Hey, man. 1567 01:17:48,429 --> 01:17:51,229 Ooh. I like what you've done with the place. 1568 01:17:51,231 --> 01:17:52,430 Thanks. 1569 01:17:52,432 --> 01:17:54,532 I figured it was time I started living like an adult. 1570 01:17:54,534 --> 01:17:56,968 Yeah. Officially move into your friend's guesthouse 1571 01:17:56,970 --> 01:17:59,138 after just squatting there for free for two years. 1572 01:17:59,140 --> 01:18:00,305 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1573 01:18:00,307 --> 01:18:01,842 Come a long way, huh? 1574 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,015 Aw, Lili... 1575 01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:09,615 You guys, I'm gonna die alone. 1576 01:18:09,617 --> 01:18:10,816 No, you're not. 1577 01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:12,250 - You've got us. - I'm serious. 1578 01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:15,254 I really liked this girl. Like, a lot. 1579 01:18:15,256 --> 01:18:16,321 And I fucked it up. 1580 01:18:16,323 --> 01:18:18,357 But it's Eden, you know. She got in my head. 1581 01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:19,290 She made me crazy. 1582 01:18:19,292 --> 01:18:21,227 No, man. You gotta stop it with that. 1583 01:18:21,229 --> 01:18:22,193 What? 1584 01:18:22,195 --> 01:18:23,661 You didn't become this because of her. 1585 01:18:23,663 --> 01:18:25,097 You were always this way. 1586 01:18:25,099 --> 01:18:27,066 - Buddy... - No, Sara. We can't keep doing this. 1587 01:18:27,068 --> 01:18:29,501 Look, Liam, this is an important moment in your life. 1588 01:18:29,503 --> 01:18:31,603 And I'm really sorry, but, 1589 01:18:31,605 --> 01:18:32,937 I love you, man, and 1590 01:18:32,939 --> 01:18:34,240 I'm gonna have to get real with you right now. 1591 01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:36,375 - Okay? - Are you... Are you gonna hit me? 1592 01:18:36,377 --> 01:18:38,847 What? No, I'm not gonna... 1593 01:18:43,016 --> 01:18:45,985 You didn't lose Eden. 1594 01:18:45,987 --> 01:18:47,519 You sort of pushed her away 1595 01:18:47,521 --> 01:18:49,789 by acting like a psycho all the time. 1596 01:18:49,791 --> 01:18:51,156 - What? - I'm serious. 1597 01:18:51,158 --> 01:18:53,692 Like, you remember the time you hid in her trunk 1598 01:18:53,694 --> 01:18:55,160 when she was just trying to go to the dentist? 1599 01:18:55,162 --> 01:18:57,428 Yeah. Well, sure. I wanted to make sure she got there safe. 1600 01:18:57,430 --> 01:18:59,330 Do you remember that other time you ran down the street 1601 01:18:59,332 --> 01:19:01,032 chasing her because she went on a run 1602 01:19:01,034 --> 01:19:02,268 and she forgot to say, "I love you too"? 1603 01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,736 "Chase" is like an aggressive word. 1604 01:19:03,738 --> 01:19:06,138 I feel like it's more like I followed her at a distance. 1605 01:19:06,140 --> 01:19:08,240 No, still... Bad. Sounds bad. 1606 01:19:08,242 --> 01:19:10,675 It's not your fault that Eden cheated on you. 1607 01:19:10,677 --> 01:19:14,679 But she did try to break up with you like a good half a dozen times, man, 1608 01:19:14,681 --> 01:19:16,549 and you just didn't let her. 1609 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,050 You know, and I don't condone what she did, but, 1610 01:19:19,052 --> 01:19:22,220 you made it tough for her to be your girlfriend. 1611 01:19:22,222 --> 01:19:25,424 Yeah, you were kind of a stalker type. 1612 01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:29,131 Actually, you are. 'Cause you stalk me sometimes. 1613 01:19:30,730 --> 01:19:32,233 Not like in a sexual way. 1614 01:19:33,734 --> 01:19:35,467 Okay, look... 1615 01:19:35,469 --> 01:19:38,870 When you love something, Liam, you tend to Lenny it. 1616 01:19:38,872 --> 01:19:39,839 I "Lenny it"? 1617 01:19:39,841 --> 01:19:41,206 You know, it's like... 1618 01:19:41,208 --> 01:19:43,709 "I like petting soft things, George." 1619 01:19:43,711 --> 01:19:45,113 "Oh, Go... Oh, God!" 1620 01:19:45,779 --> 01:19:47,481 Jesus, Buddy! 1621 01:19:48,048 --> 01:19:49,514 Too far. 1622 01:19:49,516 --> 01:19:51,049 Okay, so... 1623 01:19:51,051 --> 01:19:53,751 If it's not Eden, then why am I like this? 1624 01:19:53,753 --> 01:19:54,687 - Your mom. - It's your mom. 1625 01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,088 My mom. Yeah, that makes sense. 1626 01:19:56,090 --> 01:19:58,958 I should have put that together. 1627 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,259 I'm sorry that I had to say all that stuff. 1628 01:20:01,261 --> 01:20:03,762 But I really care about you, and I hope that it was helpful. 1629 01:20:03,764 --> 01:20:05,830 I... I appreciate that. 1630 01:20:05,832 --> 01:20:07,165 I care about you too, big guy. 1631 01:20:07,167 --> 01:20:08,103 Thanks. 1632 01:20:09,403 --> 01:20:10,468 You're a good man. 1633 01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:12,871 - Such a good friend. - You make me a good man. 1634 01:20:12,873 --> 01:20:14,509 I do? Me? 1635 01:20:15,408 --> 01:20:16,545 Gross. All right. 1636 01:20:17,345 --> 01:20:18,309 I'm out of here. 1637 01:20:18,311 --> 01:20:21,315 - Where are you going? - Out. I'm gonna... 1638 01:20:21,849 --> 01:20:23,051 I'm gonna go out. 1639 01:20:24,385 --> 01:20:25,387 All right. 1640 01:20:26,052 --> 01:20:28,954 See you later. Keep... 1641 01:20:28,956 --> 01:20:31,322 - Do you wanna have sex in his bed? - Obviously. 1642 01:20:31,324 --> 01:20:34,526 Oh, my God. I wanna fuck your dragon. 1643 01:20:34,528 --> 01:20:37,729 No, I don't like the noodles there. 1644 01:20:37,731 --> 01:20:39,900 No, that delivery man scares me. 1645 01:20:40,768 --> 01:20:42,304 Uh, no. 1646 01:20:42,936 --> 01:20:44,269 I don't want that. 1647 01:20:44,271 --> 01:20:46,638 I don't know, Bobby, just fucking pick something. 1648 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:47,942 Whatever! 1649 01:20:49,243 --> 01:20:51,346 I am so sorry... 1650 01:20:52,279 --> 01:20:53,646 that I yelled. 1651 01:20:53,648 --> 01:20:56,115 Aw, I love you, boo. 1652 01:20:56,117 --> 01:20:58,349 Oh, yeah. 1653 01:20:58,351 --> 01:21:00,555 Oh. Okay. Bye, bye. 1654 01:21:02,657 --> 01:21:04,555 So you're a crazy person. 1655 01:21:04,557 --> 01:21:06,357 Yeah, definitely. 1656 01:21:06,359 --> 01:21:08,126 How does Bobby put up with that? 1657 01:21:08,128 --> 01:21:09,260 It's been seven years. 1658 01:21:09,262 --> 01:21:11,229 I let my crazy out in such a slow trip, 1659 01:21:11,231 --> 01:21:12,964 he didn't even know it was happening. 1660 01:21:12,966 --> 01:21:14,299 I'll see you tomorrow. 1661 01:21:14,301 --> 01:21:16,101 Muah! 1662 01:21:16,103 --> 01:21:17,503 - Love you. - Love you! 1663 01:21:17,505 --> 01:21:19,074 Bye. 1664 01:21:37,891 --> 01:21:39,959 - Hey. - Hey. 1665 01:21:39,961 --> 01:21:41,529 Hey. 1666 01:21:42,630 --> 01:21:44,065 Hey. 1667 01:21:44,597 --> 01:21:45,966 Hi. 1668 01:21:46,533 --> 01:21:47,701 I just, um... 1669 01:21:48,435 --> 01:21:50,436 Yeah. 1670 01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,274 I'm sorry I'm weird and fucked up. 1671 01:21:56,609 --> 01:21:57,511 Um... 1672 01:21:57,944 --> 01:21:59,010 Me, too. 1673 01:21:59,012 --> 01:22:02,149 For my weird and fucked-up-ness. 1674 01:22:12,259 --> 01:22:13,295 Uh... 1675 01:22:18,966 --> 01:22:20,368 Are you hungry? 1676 01:22:22,636 --> 01:22:24,068 Starving. 1677 01:22:37,385 --> 01:22:38,453 All right. 1678 01:22:38,886 --> 01:22:40,152 You ready? 1679 01:22:40,154 --> 01:22:41,623 - Cheers? - Cheers. 1680 01:22:42,722 --> 01:22:44,956 - Whoa. Are you kidding me? - What? 1681 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,825 No, no, no, no, no. I can't let you eat that. 1682 01:22:46,827 --> 01:22:47,925 What? Why? 1683 01:22:47,927 --> 01:22:49,093 - Look at this. - Yeah? 1684 01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:50,294 What do you call this? 1685 01:22:50,296 --> 01:22:52,263 It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1686 01:22:52,265 --> 01:22:54,232 Okay, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 1687 01:22:54,234 --> 01:22:57,535 but that bite right there is going to be a disaster. 1688 01:22:57,537 --> 01:22:59,537 All right. Fair, fair. But I was like rushing, you know. 1689 01:22:59,539 --> 01:23:01,839 So don't make me judge my peanut butter and jelly making skills. 1690 01:23:01,841 --> 01:23:04,742 You cannot rush a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. 1691 01:23:04,744 --> 01:23:06,077 You were done, you know. 1692 01:23:06,079 --> 01:23:08,080 I wanted to get done, so we could be done together. 1693 01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:09,882 Aw. That's very nice. 1694 01:23:09,884 --> 01:23:12,317 But, no, I'm sorry. 1695 01:23:12,319 --> 01:23:14,486 You're gonna have to spread that shit out. 1696 01:23:14,488 --> 01:23:16,358 - Right now? - It's cool. I'll wait. 1697 01:23:19,726 --> 01:23:21,660 - Okay. Okay. - Okay. 1698 01:23:21,662 --> 01:23:22,960 Thank you 1699 01:23:22,962 --> 01:23:24,595 for obliging. 1700 01:23:24,597 --> 01:23:26,033 Thank you. 1701 01:23:26,466 --> 01:23:27,299 All right. 1702 01:23:27,301 --> 01:23:29,168 It's kind of a mess. 1703 01:23:29,170 --> 01:23:30,902 I'm just gonna do that. 1704 01:23:30,904 --> 01:23:33,307 - It's gonna be better. - Mm-hmm. Okay. 1705 01:23:34,442 --> 01:23:36,208 - Good? - That's what I'm talking about. 1706 01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:38,509 - Better? - Very good. 1707 01:23:38,511 --> 01:23:40,081 - Cheers? - Cheers. 1708 01:23:47,054 --> 01:23:48,954 Okay, it is better. 1709 01:23:48,956 --> 01:23:51,426 See? I know a thing or two. 1710 01:24:11,511 --> 01:24:14,248 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1711 01:24:21,221 --> 01:24:22,720 Last song of the night. 1712 01:24:22,722 --> 01:24:24,559 We're gonna hit you with some sweetness. 1713 01:24:26,260 --> 01:24:27,793 Can you feel that? 1714 01:24:27,795 --> 01:24:30,461 Mm. 1715 01:24:30,463 --> 01:24:33,165 This one's for all of you lovers out there. 1716 01:24:33,167 --> 01:24:35,099 Here we go, here we go, here we go. 1717 01:24:35,101 --> 01:24:37,936 ♪ I will never find Another lover ♪ 1718 01:24:37,938 --> 01:24:39,470 ♪ Sweeter than you ♪ 1719 01:24:39,472 --> 01:24:42,307 ♪ Sweeter than you ♪ 1720 01:24:42,309 --> 01:24:44,942 ♪ And I will never find Another lover ♪ 1721 01:24:44,944 --> 01:24:47,079 ♪ More precious than you ♪ 1722 01:24:47,081 --> 01:24:48,580 ♪ More precious than you ♪ 1723 01:24:48,582 --> 01:24:51,817 ♪ Girl, you are close to me You're like my mother ♪ 1724 01:24:51,819 --> 01:24:53,684 ♪ Close to me You're like my father ♪ 1725 01:24:53,686 --> 01:24:55,653 ♪ Close to me You're like my sister ♪ 1726 01:24:55,655 --> 01:24:57,488 ♪ Close to me You're like my brother ♪ 1727 01:24:57,490 --> 01:24:58,757 ♪ Brother, brother ♪ 1728 01:24:58,759 --> 01:25:02,561 ♪ You are the only one My everything ♪ 1729 01:25:02,563 --> 01:25:05,062 ♪ And for you This song I sing ♪ 1730 01:25:05,064 --> 01:25:11,202 ♪ And all my life I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1731 01:25:11,204 --> 01:25:12,403 That's right. 1732 01:25:12,405 --> 01:25:16,208 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 1733 01:25:16,210 --> 01:25:19,777 ♪ That I finally found you ♪ 1734 01:25:19,779 --> 01:25:23,447 ♪ And all my life ♪ 1735 01:25:23,449 --> 01:25:26,418 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1736 01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:32,691 ♪ And I hope that you Feel the same way, too ♪ 1737 01:25:32,693 --> 01:25:34,159 Hit you with that falsetto, girl. 1738 01:25:34,161 --> 01:25:39,998 ♪ Yes, I pray that You do love me, too ♪ 1739 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,204 ♪ I said you're all that I'm thinking of ♪ 1740 01:25:45,038 --> 01:25:46,640 ♪ Ooh, I sound good ♪ 1741 01:25:52,813 --> 01:25:53,946 ♪ Said ♪ 1742 01:25:53,948 --> 01:25:57,281 ♪ I promise to never Fall in love with a stranger ♪ 1743 01:25:57,283 --> 01:26:01,352 ♪ You're all I'm thinking of I praise the Lord above ♪ 1744 01:26:01,354 --> 01:26:03,354 ♪ For sending me your love ♪ 1745 01:26:03,356 --> 01:26:05,290 ♪ I cherish every hug ♪ 1746 01:26:05,292 --> 01:26:09,494 ♪ I really love you ♪ 1747 01:26:09,496 --> 01:26:12,496 ♪ And all my life, baby, baby ♪ 1748 01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:15,901 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1749 01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:20,539 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 1750 01:26:20,541 --> 01:26:23,875 ♪ That I finally Found you, baby ♪ 1751 01:26:23,877 --> 01:26:27,012 ♪ All my life ♪ 1752 01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:30,415 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1753 01:26:30,417 --> 01:26:37,688 ♪ And I hope that you Feel the same way, too ♪ 1754 01:26:37,690 --> 01:26:42,326 ♪ Yes, I pray that you Do love me ♪ 1755 01:26:42,328 --> 01:26:45,597 ♪ You're all that I've ever known ♪ 1756 01:26:45,599 --> 01:26:49,401 ♪ When you smile, on my face All I see is a glow ♪ 1757 01:26:49,403 --> 01:26:52,271 ♪ You turned my life around ♪ 1758 01:26:52,273 --> 01:26:56,974 ♪ You picked me up When I was down ♪ 1759 01:26:56,976 --> 01:26:59,378 ♪ You're all that I've ever known ♪ 1760 01:26:59,380 --> 01:27:01,780 ♪ When you smile My face glows ♪ 1761 01:27:01,782 --> 01:27:03,982 ♪ You picked me up When I was down ♪ 1762 01:27:03,984 --> 01:27:06,817 ♪ Say you're all that I've ever known ♪ 1763 01:27:06,819 --> 01:27:09,287 ♪ When you smile My face glows ♪ 1764 01:27:09,289 --> 01:27:11,522 ♪ You picked me up When I was down ♪ 1765 01:27:11,524 --> 01:27:18,863 ♪ And I hope that you Feel the same way, too ♪ 1766 01:27:18,865 --> 01:27:27,138 ♪ Yes, I pray that you Do love me too ♪ 1767 01:27:27,140 --> 01:27:34,513 ♪ All my life, I've prayed For someone like you ♪ 1768 01:27:34,515 --> 01:27:39,116 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 1769 01:27:39,118 --> 01:27:42,286 ♪ That I finally found you ♪ 1770 01:27:42,288 --> 01:27:45,924 ♪ And all my life ♪ 1771 01:27:45,926 --> 01:27:48,826 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1772 01:27:48,828 --> 01:27:55,002 ♪ And I hope that you Feel the same way, too ♪ 1773 01:27:57,203 --> 01:28:01,005 ♪ And all my life ♪ 1774 01:28:01,007 --> 01:28:03,474 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1775 01:28:03,476 --> 01:28:05,009 Yes, you. 1776 01:28:05,011 --> 01:28:09,147 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 1777 01:28:09,149 --> 01:28:12,451 ♪ That I finally found you ♪ 1778 01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:15,887 ♪ All my life ♪ 1779 01:28:15,889 --> 01:28:18,924 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1780 01:28:18,926 --> 01:28:25,365 ♪ Yes, I pray that you Do love me, too ♪ 1781 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:31,001 ♪ All my life ♪ 1782 01:28:31,003 --> 01:28:33,638 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1783 01:28:33,640 --> 01:28:34,772 This is where we get quiet. 1784 01:28:34,774 --> 01:28:39,277 ♪ And I thank God that I ♪ 1785 01:28:39,279 --> 01:28:42,280 ♪ That I finally found you ♪ 1786 01:28:42,282 --> 01:28:45,884 ♪ Well, all my life ♪ 1787 01:28:45,886 --> 01:28:48,887 ♪ I've prayed for Someone like you ♪ 1788 01:28:48,889 --> 01:28:56,064 ♪ Yes, I pray that you Do love me, too ♪ 1789 01:28:56,066 --> 01:29:01,066 Subtitles by explosiveskull 124112