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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,562 --> 00:00:22,439 [women chanting rhythmically] ♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪ 2 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,524 ♪ T-H-E-T-A ♪ 3 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:26,151 ♪ Theta ♪ 4 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,819 [men chanting] ♪ Theta ♪ 5 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,821 [women chanting] ♪ Ooh, stop ♪ 6 00:00:29,905 --> 00:00:33,075 [woman singing] ♪ There ain't no woman ♪ 7 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:36,411 ♪ Like a Theta woman ♪ 8 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:37,329 [man] Come on, now! 9 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,705 ♪ Theta ♪ 10 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:41,792 [women singing] ♪ There ain't nothing greater ♪ 11 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,669 [hip hop music playing] 12 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:48,590 [crowd chanting] Theta! Theta! 13 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,205 ♪ Theta girls are lovely, we're so fine Rah ♪ 14 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:28,588 ♪ And we came to rah ♪ 15 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:30,841 [man] Go on, number two! 16 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,010 ♪ Theta ♪ 17 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,472 ♪ Theta ♪ 18 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:41,977 ♪ Theta ♪ 19 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ Theta ♪ 20 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,490 ♪ Eighth wonder of the world Is a Theta girl ♪ 21 00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:56,658 [sings] ♪ He parted the sea ♪ 22 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:57,993 [all sing] ♪ When he made me ♪ 23 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,578 ♪ Red, black, and gold ♪ 24 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,912 ♪ Deep down in my soul ♪ 25 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,041 ♪ Theta Chi Phi You already know ♪ 26 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,419 [all] Hmm... 27 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,006 [all continue humming] 28 00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:12,924 ♪ Sah! ♪ 29 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:23,769 ♪ Mmm, ska! ♪ 30 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,692 ♪ Ska! ♪ 31 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:32,986 ♪ Ska! ♪ 32 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,447 [male announcer] Alright. Zeta Rho Nu's up next. 33 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,407 Zeta Rho Nu, take to the stage. 34 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,451 Damn, girl! Looked like a sniper hit you. 35 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,912 - Oh, God. That was so embarrassing. - I'm a Theta now. 36 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:44,915 - I don't care what people think. - Exactly. You're a Theta now. 37 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,083 Start caring. 38 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,668 Jamilah! Oh! What's up, girl? 39 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,170 [both laugh] 40 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:52,839 - Worlds mixing, head spinning. - I know, right? 41 00:02:53,423 --> 00:02:55,717 Oh, Beth, this is... This is Aisha. 42 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:56,885 - Hi. - Hi. 43 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:58,887 And Cheryl, one of our neos. 44 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,264 Neo is short for "neophyte." It means she just crossed. 45 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,682 Ooh, crossed what? 46 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,226 Crossed the burning sands. 47 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,395 Oh! So, you're like a Theta for real now. 48 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:10,357 Like for real, for real. Mazel tov, neo. That show was... 49 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,068 Fine for exhibition. They've got to step it up for competition. 50 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,821 We will. Alright, look, I've got to say hi to somebody, OK? 51 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:17,864 What? 52 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:21,451 I do not choreograph all that dopeness so heifers can perform it mediocrely. 53 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,452 What's Theta's motto? 54 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,621 "Perfection over excellence, sister over self." 55 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,123 - Exactly. - [Aisha] I get it. 56 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,084 But let a sister have her moment. Don't be a Theta-hater. OK? 57 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,378 My house would have been a murder scene 58 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,880 if our sorority tried to work together like that. 59 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,341 Yeah, well, Thetas, we don't F around with stepping. 60 00:03:36,425 --> 00:03:37,592 No, you don't. 61 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:40,470 Stepping is like African dance meets hip-hop... 62 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,680 Three words. 63 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,724 Stomp the Yard. 64 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,601 You think I'd miss a movie with a bunch of shirtless black men 65 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,145 and Chris Brown getting shot? 66 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,813 [Beth laughs] 67 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,356 How do you two know each other? 68 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:52,858 I was Beth's TA. 69 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:53,984 Ouch! 70 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,235 Or friend. 71 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:58,405 TAs don't bail you out of jail after a fake ID bust. 72 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:00,031 Now, if you'll excuse me, 73 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:02,826 I've got to go holler at a brother or two. 74 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:04,369 Bye! 75 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:05,662 Bye. 76 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:06,955 [message tone] 77 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,294 Damn, girl. 78 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:15,714 Your man cooks dinner for you, and you're going to Harvard Law together? 79 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,966 [groans] I need to get on your life track. 80 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,801 Dane got into Harvard early. 81 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,804 My application is in. I just need to get my parents' recommendation. 82 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,598 It's just a formality. 83 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,558 I'll definitely get in. I'm a legacy. 84 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,518 And, well... 85 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,395 I'm me. 86 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,397 Girl, bye. 87 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:33,482 [both laugh] 88 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,401 ♪ Oh, oh, Zeta Nu, oh, oh ♪ 89 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,325 Yoo-hoo! 90 00:04:44,993 --> 00:04:46,828 [Dane] Is that the ebony to my ivory? 91 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,788 You know it is. 92 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,456 - Hey. - Ooh, what are you making? 93 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,540 Something special. 94 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,794 Why don't you let it simmer and give me what I'm really hungry for? 95 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,129 - Babe... - Sexy, dirty, big... 96 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:57,923 [coughing] 97 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,092 [Jamilah] Mom! Dad! 98 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,094 Hey. 99 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:04,346 Isn't this a great surprise? 100 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:06,056 Like Pearl Harbor. 101 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,978 So, who died? You guys only surprise me with bad news. 102 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,855 You did it with the last two dead relatives. 103 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,526 If I do say so myself, I put my whole entire foot up in this gumbo. 104 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:20,028 Dane, we love you like a rescue puppy. 105 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:22,864 You do realize that you're Mayflower white, right? 106 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,866 - Country-club-brochure white? - [Dane] Yes. 107 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:29,079 I hate that I'm lumped in with my brutal, imperialist, plutocratic white brethren 108 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:32,082 who have committed every modern atrocity on a macro-systemic level. 109 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:37,212 We know. You're an African American Studies and Poli-Sci major. 110 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,797 All great prep for Harvard. 111 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:39,756 God, I can't wait. 112 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,384 Matching law degrees. We're gonna change the world. 113 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,762 Aw. Reminds me of when we were at Harvard. 114 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,098 We all wanted to change the world. 115 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,185 And it is a shame that the one of us that has the power to do it... 116 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,103 Here we go. 117 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:56,773 ...is a sinewy, self-aggrandizing ham. 118 00:05:56,856 --> 00:06:00,068 Yvonne had a little rivalry with a certain former first lady. 119 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,194 Mom, seriously... 120 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,904 Who has beef with Michelle Obama? 121 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,072 That heifer... 122 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,076 That heifer stole my internship. 123 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:09,661 If you were more driven, 124 00:06:09,744 --> 00:06:13,248 you would understand just how devastating that is. 125 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:17,294 Who needs drive when I inherited your natural brilliance, Mom. 126 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,461 And thighs. 127 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:20,630 - Enough. - Take the good with the bad. 128 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,009 Oh, I deserve credit for not mentioning that. 129 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:28,013 She adorns the walls with paintings by mental patients. 130 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:28,930 Yvonne! 131 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:32,517 I'll tell that to the 12-year-olds from the community center who painted them, 132 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:33,435 Mother. 133 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:34,728 You... 134 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,022 I deserve credit. My grades are tight. 135 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,108 I was chapter president of our sorority. 136 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,943 I love it here at Westcott. I'm doing fine. 137 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:46,823 Harvard will not be possible with transcripts that are just "fine." 138 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,160 I'm a legacy. Hello! That's like automatic admission. 139 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:51,995 [Jamilah scoffs] 140 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,873 Jamilah, we came here today to tell you 141 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:59,294 that we will not be giving you our legacy endorsement for Harvard. 142 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,046 We had an agreement. 143 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,715 If you earned a 4.0 GPA, 144 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,217 we would give you the letter of recommendation. 145 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:07,636 Dad! 146 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,387 Sorry, I have to live with her. 147 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,973 It's more important that you build your own legacy, 148 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:13,350 not inherit ours. 149 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,186 Sweetheart, we don't want to give you a fish. 150 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,771 We want to teach you to fish. 151 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,566 Speaking of fish, the halibut in this gumbo is on fleek! 152 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,609 What is fleek? 153 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:31,660 [telephone rings] 154 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,292 [Dean Berman yells] Bishop! 155 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,127 What's up, player? 156 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,963 You're a little jumpy this morning. 157 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:44,756 Just... 158 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,342 hadn't had my coffee yet, but... 159 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:49,761 Dean Berman? 160 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,846 You're a Harvard alum, right? 161 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,058 Yep. They gave me a great education and a husband. 162 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,061 Nick was a studly, closeted lacrosse star. 163 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,523 He'd sneak into my room, and with the passion of ten sailors... 164 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,358 [laughs nervously] 165 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:06,903 Such a good story. It reminds me of when we talked about the boundaries. 166 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,405 Boundaries. Right, right. 167 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,866 You know what? Harvard is my top choice for law school. 168 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,828 I could actually really use an alumni recommendation. 169 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,621 Aren't your parents alums? 170 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:17,706 Um... 171 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:22,127 Yes. But "legacy" - that's just a fancy word for nepotism. 172 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,170 Home is where the Harvard is. 173 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,172 I just made that up. 174 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,550 [whispers] Home is where the Harvard is. 175 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,553 ♪ Oh, my, my ♪ 176 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,138 ♪ Look at it, girl ♪ 177 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,473 ♪ Just touch down ♪ 178 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,934 ♪ Add it to the show ♪ 179 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,855 ♪ I'm not phased Because we're in another city ♪ 180 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:43,940 ♪ But I swear to God... ♪ 181 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,316 [Beth] Hey, girl! 182 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,861 Jumpy Jam. 183 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:49,696 You know what calms me down? 184 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,697 Is there something? 185 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:53,950 Weed, Billie Holiday, Grand Theft Auto... 186 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:57,704 Oh, and tickling my man in the rowboat. 187 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,789 You know what I mean? 188 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:01,916 I have no idea what you mean. 189 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,876 What's wrong? 190 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:06,755 My dad and my bougie egg donor are in town. 191 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:08,673 - Oh. - Fricking killing me. 192 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,675 I need, like, all the drinks. 193 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:12,594 Well, SBB is having a party tonight. 194 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:16,514 I know you think white sororities are beer-soaked brothels 195 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,100 with less sisterhood than an honor stoning. 196 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,143 Yeah. 197 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,687 But if you're just trying to drown your sorrows... 198 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,940 come to my beer-soaked brothel. 199 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:29,069 ["Shake My Body" by Michelle Delamor playing] 200 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,030 ♪ Shake my body ♪ 201 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,948 ♪ Shake my body ♪ 202 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,451 [all chanting] Chug. 203 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,829 [shouting] Is that a twerk pyramid? 204 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:40,914 [Beth] Yes! 205 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,208 Nectar of the gods, ladies? 206 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,250 Yep! 207 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,796 Are you gonna get "white girl" wasted? 208 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,387 Hate this song! 209 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:57,972 [Beth squeals excitedly] 210 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:58,932 Yes! 211 00:09:59,015 --> 00:10:01,476 Yeah. Hey! 212 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,938 The next one's a neck shot, douche. 213 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,987 Amber, this is my girl, Jamilah. 214 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,741 Amber is the only one in SBB I've never wanted to choke out. 215 00:10:17,158 --> 00:10:20,829 I don't let her choke out the girls, but sometimes we pee in their shampoo. 216 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,123 Yeah! 217 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,293 [Beth] This is Libby. 218 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:31,464 And believe it or not, the whole southern belle thing is not an act. 219 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,216 Oh, Beth! 220 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,135 Libby, this is my friend Jamilah. 221 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:37,220 So nice to meet you. You all want to play? 222 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,764 Oh, no. I'm from Philly. We don't play with our drinks. 223 00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:40,682 How precious! 224 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:45,520 I've been dying to go to those mooky, blue-collar towns, like Philly or Detroit. 225 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:50,775 Oh, my gosh. Have you ever been stabbed... 226 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:51,693 [Libby squeals] 227 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,487 [Jamilah] Oh, my God. 228 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:57,115 ♪ My heart was so low ♪ 229 00:10:57,198 --> 00:10:59,159 Wait, you have black SBBs? 230 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,618 What? 231 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,288 ♪ Love is a battlefield ♪ 232 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,123 [Beth whoops] 233 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,499 [crowd cheering] 234 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,127 [Beth] Oh, Saundra, that was amazing. 235 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:12,255 This is my girl, Jamilah. Jamilah, Saundra. 236 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,464 You killed it, sis. 237 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,550 We're not related. 238 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,682 [man sings out of tune] ♪ You're as cold as ice ♪ 239 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,310 Somebody likes being the only chocolate in the candy dish. 240 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,312 [Beth] Oh, my God! 241 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,648 And that, right there, is Danielle Harris. 242 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:34,444 She's like a skinny Kim Jong Ew. 243 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:37,697 The Zeta Lambda Pi social tomorrow may get awkward. 244 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:41,701 Amber called them all "Date-a-Bi" as some brothers know their way around a shlong. 245 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,621 I wanted to bite off her nipple and spit it at her! 246 00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,375 [Jamilah laughs] 247 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,376 [Jamilah snorts] 248 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,754 Hi, Danielle. 249 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,505 This is my friend Jamilah. 250 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,799 And this is her first SBB party. 251 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,427 Then where is her goddamn beer? 252 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,429 Be a better hostess, Beth. 253 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,139 Oh, no. I don't really do beer. 254 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,307 Weird. 255 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:06,517 So, interested in rushing SBB? 256 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,603 Actually, I'm a Theta. 257 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,230 - Not heard of it. I'm sure it's great. - It's a black sorority. 258 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,983 OMG. 259 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,985 They are so mysterious! 260 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,737 Do they really beat you until you pass out 261 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,781 and brand you like cattle with a hot coat hanger? 262 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,157 I saw it on 20/20. 263 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,701 Maybe it was The View. Whatever! It was totally Babs. 264 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:26,788 Do you line up in bikinis and circle each other's cellulite with a marker? 265 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:27,997 Used to. 266 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,457 Ah, the good old days! 267 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,377 How come none of your sororities have houses? 268 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,463 Why don't you participate in Greek Week? Oh! We have a black girl in ours. 269 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,090 - Do you have a white girl? - Oh, my God. 270 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,425 - Are you the ones who do the screeching? - Danielle! 271 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,344 Beth, sweetie. 272 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:42,637 That ensemble: 273 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,056 five years and ten pounds ago, maybe. 274 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,433 That's a hard "maybe". 275 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:52,897 So, that beer. Do you have Heineken? 276 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,357 No, skip that. Do you have crack? 277 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789 [men groaning in disgust] 278 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,209 Jamilah? 279 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,503 I'm deactivating. 280 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:16,796 What? 281 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,550 You can just quit your sorority? 282 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,261 Black Greeks are like gangs. 283 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,722 You get out when you die. 284 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,681 Damn. 285 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,766 My point is... 286 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,018 weak people quit. 287 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,061 - I'm not weak. - Why are you quitting? 288 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,438 I have tried! 289 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:36,733 But all these girls care about is 290 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:41,320 blow-drying their hair, and getting skinny and getting wasted... 291 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,447 But there's sex. 292 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,573 That's true. 293 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,242 SBB has helped me get mad laid. 294 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,413 No! I mean there's sex happening right in front of me. 295 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:52,415 [Libby gasps] This is just like summer camp! 296 00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:54,208 Oh, no! 297 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,794 Oh, no, no, no! 298 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:57,712 Bad Libby! 299 00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:59,380 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, Libby! 300 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,507 - Get up, Libby! - Beth, please go away. 301 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,177 - You're making it awkward, and I like you. - Oh, my... 302 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,680 Stop it! I'm trying... to help you! 303 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,935 - [shouts] Bishop! - [whispers] God. 304 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,897 - This has got to stop. - Are you hung over? 305 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,065 [swallows] 306 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,066 No. 307 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,776 Well, wring out your liver, Bishop. 308 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,111 We have got a big problem. 309 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,905 There is a video online 310 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:27,575 of a Sigma Beta Beta member having sex on their lawn! 311 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,118 They're making porn on... 312 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,745 [Beth over video] Get down, Libby! 313 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,372 They're making porn on my campus. 314 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,373 It's gone viral. 315 00:14:33,456 --> 00:14:34,540 Poor choice of words. 316 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,835 If they can't get their shit together, I am pulling their charter! 317 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,003 Yeah... 318 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,797 Terrible. 319 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,757 [Libby over video] Goodness! 320 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,092 [Beth over video] Get down! 321 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,927 Am I supposed to say something else? 322 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:49,305 That you're gonna help fix this! You understand Greek culture. 323 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,766 Oh, no. I understand black Greek culture. 324 00:14:51,849 --> 00:14:53,768 Look, you make this SBB mess go away, 325 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,728 and I'll guarantee you admission to Harvard. 326 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,105 [video continues playing] 327 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,816 - Nick and I will both endorse you. - Oh, OK... 328 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,234 We want to create a distraction, 329 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,987 make SBB look like positive contributors to the community. 330 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,240 Ooh. 331 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,076 Ooh, ooh, ooh! What if they did that steppy thing? 332 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,661 - Steppy thing? - You know... 333 00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:15,289 That's Voguing. 334 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,499 Please stop. Please... 335 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,086 Don't you have a competition coming up? You have that charity step deal. 336 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,671 Yes, but I can't teach them. 337 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,757 - My black card would get revoked. - Do you want to go to Harvard or not? 338 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:27,552 [Sigma Beta Beta video continues playing] 339 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:33,224 Frigging amateurs. When I have sex outdoors, what I like to do is... 340 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,059 - Boundaries, boundaries! - Sorry. 341 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,144 Boundaries. 342 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,856 I cannot believe you're not stepping with us this year. 343 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,401 - I'm mad at you. You're killing me, OK? - I've been spending all my time on Theta. 344 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,611 - I have to focus on getting into Harvard. - Alright. 345 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,989 You are a dope choreographer. You don't need me. 346 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,867 You're right. You're right. I am seriously dope. 347 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:51,826 Thanks. 348 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,286 [Aisha chuckles] 349 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,665 Hey, did you guys hear about that sorority that had sex on their lawn? 350 00:15:57,748 --> 00:16:03,045 Oh, yeah! Somebody Tweeted, "S-B-B stands for Skanky Bougie Broads." 351 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,589 It was me. 352 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,382 Of course it was! 353 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,179 Dean Berman is trying to rehabilitate their image, 354 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:13,139 get them to do something outstanding. 355 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,100 You mean get through a sentence without the word "like"? 356 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,770 I mean like having them step. 357 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,777 [Aisha] Wait. White people, stepping? 358 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,405 - I know. - That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. 359 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,907 The dumbest. It's so stupid. 360 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,617 Stepping is a black Greek thing. 361 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:33,618 [Cheryl] Uh-huh. 362 00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:37,705 I will say, though, that we did get our letters and organizational structure 363 00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,124 from white fraternities and sororities. 364 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,668 What's wrong with sharing one part of our culture with them? 365 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,005 Helping white Greeks jack our traditions 366 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,924 is a slap in the face to our founders. 367 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,967 - [Cheryl] Hmm. - No, worse. 368 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:53,638 A slap in the face, then a headlock, and a weave yank. 369 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097 And that isn't cute. 370 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,182 [scoffs] 371 00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,726 So, just to be clear, you're not on board? 372 00:16:58,809 --> 00:16:59,894 [Cheryl] Not even close. 373 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,020 Right. 374 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:04,232 Can you imagine, all those little Beckys trying to get the beat? 375 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,608 They're trying... 376 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,734 Girl, you're crazy. 377 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:07,902 [chuckles] Dean Berman. 378 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,487 Idiot. 379 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,241 [Danielle] Ladies, this probation is preposterous. 380 00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:16,452 We are not going to take this lying down, like a pillow princess. 381 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,206 Our redemption begins at tonight's social with Zeta Pi. 382 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,959 - I still like "Date-a-Bi" better. - You would, fruit fly. 383 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,795 Be aggressively delightful tonight! 384 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,214 Have sunshine shooting out of your hooters. 385 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,092 You must all be sunshine hooter shooters. 386 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,469 Hello. Middle of a meeting... 387 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,055 Sorry. OK, you all remember Jamilah. 388 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,432 She works for Dean Berman in Student Affairs. 389 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:42,520 She wants to talk to us about our suspension. 390 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,940 Please, enlighten us. 391 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:47,900 [sighs] 392 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:53,197 So, I think I have a way to save your charter and get you reinstated. 393 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,909 You would compete in a charity step show. 394 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,083 It would show the Dean that you are capable of teamwork, 395 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,252 community service, 396 00:18:06,335 --> 00:18:07,253 cultural awareness 397 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,338 and you would get great press. 398 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,300 That could be really fun! I'm an excellent country line dancer. 399 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:13,759 That surprises no one. 400 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:14,969 Thanks, but no thanks. 401 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,263 We're sorority girls, not showgirls. 402 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,390 Actually, you'd be legends - 403 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,392 the first white Greeks ever to step. 404 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:22,476 Uh... 405 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,353 We're not all white Greeks. 406 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:26,814 Right. 407 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,107 Thank you. 408 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,819 Stepping requires an extraordinary amount of discipline. 409 00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:34,155 And to make it easier, mentally and physically, 410 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,531 we don't drink during the week. 411 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,907 [all gasp] 412 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,285 Jesus Christ. Calm down. 413 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,997 I'm sorry, but Margarita Mondays at Borracho's - that's an SBB tradition. 414 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,874 Turnt Up Tuesdays at Fleck's? Hello? 415 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:48,044 And if you think we're missing Wine-down Wednesdays at Bedspins, 416 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:48,961 you can lick my... 417 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,338 I think we've heard enough. 418 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,381 SBBs, we're out. 419 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,299 No, no. 420 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:54,300 Beth. 421 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,220 The Dean is making an example of us. 422 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,182 SBB has become a beacon of powerful, sexy bitches 423 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,516 that every guy wants to be with 424 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,685 and every girl wants to lose 30 pounds and be like. 425 00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:07,647 We are highly respected on Greek row. That's all that matters. 426 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,732 [pop music playing] 427 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:13,277 Hey, SBB. There's a ficus in the corner. 428 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,403 Start screwing. 429 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,822 [man] Oh, where's Tyler? He's gonna get some! 430 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,742 - [man #2] I thought Devin nailed her! - [man] I think they both hit it! 431 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,702 [all gasp] 432 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,205 [men chanting] SBB, STD! 433 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,875 [actress screams] 434 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,043 [knock on the door] 435 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,836 Did you order food? 436 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,838 No. I just ate. 437 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,426 [Jamilah] OK. 438 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:38,678 Ugh. 439 00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,930 Nice digs. 440 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:44,475 Well, look who has their own slice of Wonder bread. 441 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,434 Pumpernickel. 442 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,394 Hmm. 443 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,396 Can I help you with something? 444 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,147 Step show. We're in. 445 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:52,900 Great. 446 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,111 SBB tomorrow, 9:00. 447 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,362 Can't wait. 448 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,741 Seriously, a Snuggie? 449 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:08,082 I'm sorry. Did I... Did I hear that right? You're teaching a white sorority to step? 450 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,043 Dean Berman is forcing me. 451 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:14,213 Look, there are better ways to impress Harvard than playing Debbie Allen. 452 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:17,800 Oh, well, thanks for having my back, just like you did with my parents. 453 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,177 They had a point. You don't aim high enough. 454 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,471 Your ancestors fought for your access to education. 455 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,140 - Honor their struggle. - Struggle? 456 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,600 You should honor my struggle not to slap you. 457 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,019 Snuggle me! 458 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,278 It is 9:17 p. m., ladies. 459 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,238 You are late to an event taking place 460 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:41,490 literally a hundred feet from your bedroom. 461 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,617 [shouts] Get your flat asses in gear! 462 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,119 Go, go, go! 463 00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,997 My ass is perfectly shaped for my frame! 464 00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:50,082 Line up in two rows. 465 00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:53,043 Do we have to do this in the basement? It is really creepy down here. 466 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,837 Says the girl who does it in the bushes. 467 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,505 Stepping makes a lot of noise. 468 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,800 If we do this upstairs, your neighbors will burn this place to the ground. 469 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:02,094 Where's Amber? 470 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,346 Does she get a demerit, Drill Sargent? 471 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:07,475 You know, when I was president of my sorority, 472 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,851 I led by example. 473 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,937 Maybe if you tried that, your charter wouldn't be in danger. 474 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,522 [women] Ooh! 475 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,568 OK. Now that we're all here... 476 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,362 What makes a great step team? 477 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,364 - Oh! Big-ass feet. - Jesus. 478 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,407 Clever. 479 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,409 - But no. - Oh. 480 00:21:25,493 --> 00:21:27,578 - Unity. - Unity! I was going to guess that. 481 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,331 In order to create the beat, everyone has to be in sync. 482 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,290 Like our periods. 483 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,043 The audience spots mistakes and weak links immediately, 484 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,252 and then you are done. 485 00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:38,172 You have to think of yourselves as limbs of the same body. 486 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,090 Sounds really corporate retreat-y. 487 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,384 Are we gonna do trust falls next? 488 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,136 [women laugh] 489 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,722 Do not talk while I am talking. 490 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:49,058 I'll extend you the same courtesy. 491 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,268 It's like mutual respect. 492 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,728 OK? 493 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,648 OK. Let's back it up a little bit. 494 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,024 Let me see you guys dance. 495 00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,360 We are here to step. That's different to dance. 496 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,486 [Jamilah] You're right. 497 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,030 But I've got to see what I'm working with. 498 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,573 [hip hop music playing] 499 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,491 First five. 500 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,118 ["Left Foot, Right Foot" by iLoveMemphis playing] 501 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,703 ♪ Turn it up right now ♪ 502 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,998 ♪ Left foot, right foot Left foot, right foot ♪ 503 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,251 ♪ Left foot, right foot Get it on ♪ 504 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:19,088 ♪ Left foot, right foot Left foot, right foot ♪ 505 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,715 ♪ Left foot, right foot Put your hands up ♪ 506 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,759 Waa! 507 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,763 ♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them Hit it on them ♪ 508 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:32,476 ♪ Hit it on them, hit it on them Hit it on them ♪ 509 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,644 ♪ Put your hands up ♪ 510 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,356 ♪ OK, people, let's get started I'm the turn up king ♪ 511 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,650 ♪ So I'm piping Every guy is like, "Aye" ♪ 512 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:40,734 ♪ If you can't dance... ♪ 513 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:42,027 Um... 514 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,113 ♪ It's OK Left foot, right foot ♪ 515 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,489 ♪ Come and swing my way ♪ 516 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,867 ♪ Memphis is my state But I'm always in the A ♪ 517 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:51,495 ♪ And when I do my dance Everybody's like "Ay" 518 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,707 ♪ Swag surfing caught a wave And I ain't coming back down ♪ 519 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:57,668 ♪ Left foot, right foot Turn up right now ♪ 520 00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,212 OK! I've seen enough. 521 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,506 Alright. Today, we're gonna do some stepping. 522 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,091 I'm gonna teach you an eight-count. 523 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,636 Watch my hands, watch my feet, and really listen to the rhythm. 524 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,393 OK. Now, slow... 525 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,108 Now you try it. 526 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,820 Five, six, seven, eight. 527 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,281 Stomp, clap, slap. 528 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,866 Stomp, clap. 529 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,119 Bend your knees. 530 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:38,167 [uncoordinated clapping] 531 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,045 OK, just stop! This is so childish. 532 00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:43,172 This is going to impress no one. 533 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:44,465 Danielle... 534 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,508 try the step alone. 535 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:48,927 My pleasure. 536 00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:58,937 [Jamilah] Oh, my God. 537 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,065 [Libby] Is she crazy? 538 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,359 Something like that? 539 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,112 Let's call it a night, ladies. 540 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:09,865 Practice this on your own. Same time tomorrow. 541 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,204 Oh, my God. 542 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,622 [chuckles] 543 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,378 I totally only drink things with "skinny" in the title. 544 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,296 Like my handy work? 545 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,217 I built this so you can grab a bottle from anywhere, 546 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,761 and the rest will redistribute without breaking. 547 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,931 Are you a... Are you a new pledge, or...? 548 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,099 Oh, hell, no. 549 00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,475 [Jamilah laughs] 550 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:40,437 You'd have to pay me, like, 12 Scrooge McDuck gold vaults to pledge SBB, 551 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,981 especially with Darth Hater as president. 552 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:47,277 Wow. Duck Tales and a Star Wars reference in one sentence. 553 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,863 What's your name, not pledge? 554 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,240 Jamilah. 555 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,324 Jamilah. 556 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,952 That's Arabic for "beautiful" or "lovely." 557 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,912 I'm a former Arabic Studies minor. 558 00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,123 I wanted to open a ski resort in Afghanistan. 559 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,833 What could go wrong there? 560 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,798 Kevin. 561 00:25:08,090 --> 00:25:10,509 So, you just hang out in sorority houses, Kevin? 562 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,302 It's pretty creepy. 563 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:14,972 "Darth Hater" is my sister. 564 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:18,434 Danielle? 565 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,478 Nipple. Ass! Bitch. Christ. Crack. Hooters. Spit it at her! 566 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:22,855 Danielle? 567 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,815 - Sorry. Her? - Yeah. 568 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:26,817 - So, you're adopted? - Yeah. 569 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,570 Sorry I'm late, Kev. Somebody ran practice late. 570 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,779 So, like 20 minutes. 571 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:32,531 [Jamilah groans] 572 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:39,663 My brother makes very bad decisions when it comes to relationships. 573 00:25:39,747 --> 00:25:40,956 I like to counsel him 574 00:25:41,039 --> 00:25:44,084 because I'm an amazing sister and an excellent leader. 575 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,295 I'll be right back. 576 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,008 - You... - Easy. Easy. 577 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,635 - She touched your hair. - Yes, Sharpton. Sharpton! 578 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,095 We used to bathe together as kids. 579 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:56,764 She gets a pass. 580 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:58,724 Good luck with that. 581 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:01,894 Thanks for the drink. 582 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,395 Yep. 583 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,231 Well, I'm around if you need anything! 584 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,192 So, I realized you guys are missing 585 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,069 some of the basic cultural building blocks for stepping, 586 00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,071 plus Danielle thinks this is childish. 587 00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:14,782 And that gave me an idea. 588 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:16,950 This is Deja. This is Alani. 589 00:26:17,034 --> 00:26:19,870 They're from 40th Street, where my sorority volunteers every week. 590 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:23,040 Why would you be doing community service if you didn't get a DUI? 591 00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,667 The shade is real. 592 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,752 [all] Ooh! 593 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,171 OK. Show them what you got, ladies. 594 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:34,760 ♪ Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack ♪ 595 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:37,679 ♪ All dressed in black, black, black ♪ 596 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:40,140 ♪ With silver buttons, buttons, buttons ♪ 597 00:26:40,224 --> 00:26:42,935 ♪ All down her back, back, back ♪ 598 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856 OK, fine. That was precious. 599 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,150 But everybody's played "Patty Cake" as a kid. 600 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,361 Oh, no, no. "Patty Cake" is Taylor Swift. 601 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,030 "Miss Mary Mack" is Beyoncé. 602 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,323 [Beth laughs] 603 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,116 Partner up. Give it a shot. 604 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,952 [hip hop music playing] 605 00:27:00,035 --> 00:27:01,995 ♪ White, white girl ♪ 606 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,539 ♪ White girl ♪ 607 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,792 Hello? 608 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,420 ♪ White, white girl ♪ 609 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,215 [pants] 610 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,509 Come on, sis. Don't let the white girl out-rhythm you. 611 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:19,847 Excuse me, young lady. Is that how we speak to our elders? 612 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:22,474 - It is in my house. - [gasps] Ooh, I like you. 613 00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:25,185 - No, she's rude. - Hey! Hey, Saundra. 614 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,146 [both] Ooh! 615 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:30,065 You should really take this more seriously. 616 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:33,235 You have so much potential. And you kind of have the most to gain. 617 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,571 You're learning something to connect to your people. 618 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:39,867 No, I'm just saying, your life is kind of all white everything. 619 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:41,994 - Being around black culture... - I'm sorry. 620 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:43,996 Isn't your boyfriend white? 621 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,373 Much to his dismay, yes. 622 00:27:46,456 --> 00:27:47,291 [laughs mockingly] 623 00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,001 So, I can't be around white people, 624 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:51,962 but you can be all up under Iggy Bro-zalea? 625 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,464 Your hypocrisy bores me. 626 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,759 Hey! I feel you. I'm a suburban girl, too. 627 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,345 I'm just saying, you need that. 628 00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:02,890 You need to worry about your own little life, 629 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,641 and let me live mine. 630 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,273 [whispers] You are so thoughtful, Jamilah. 631 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:14,318 I've got you, girl, anytime. You are so smart and brilliant. 632 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,696 It's so nice to be around people who care. Anytime, girl. High five. 633 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,533 Beth, you were supposed to have our appeal letter drafted. 634 00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:23,327 Get your shit together. 635 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:26,705 Libby, where are we at with our threat to freeze alumni donations? 636 00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:27,873 Um... 637 00:28:27,956 --> 00:28:29,124 [Amber snores] 638 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:30,459 Amber, you just sat down. 639 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,252 [shouts] You cannot possibly be asleep! 640 00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:34,463 Sorry! It's $20. 641 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,466 What is going on here? I am the only one trying to fix this. 642 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,176 You are all sitting on your tits! 643 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,678 If any more SBB business falls through the cracks, 644 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:44,056 I am pulling the plug on this entire step show. 645 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,307 [Jamilah] Threats? 646 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:47,309 That's bold leadership. 647 00:28:49,394 --> 00:28:52,439 Um, don't talk when I'm talking, and I'll do the same. 648 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,900 [in ditzy accent] It's called, like, mutual respect. 649 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,777 [in ditzy accent] Is that supposed to be me? 650 00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:59,404 Moving on, we are completely behind on our community service 651 00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:01,740 slash fund-raising slash SBB bonding night. 652 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,327 Speaking of which, if Her Majesty would cede me the floor, I have business. 653 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,120 [Danielle sighs] 654 00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:10,707 Thank you. Beth and I have been doing some shopping for props and costumes. 655 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,417 All in, we're looking at three grand. 656 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:14,294 How much is in your special events account? 657 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,504 We don't have an account. 658 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,465 Every month, we make a video for Libby's daddy, asking him for money. 659 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,842 He wires it, and then we all go out for a fancy dinner. 660 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,679 Oh, and then we give the doggie bags to the homeless people. 661 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,055 That part was my idea. 662 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,265 So sweet. 663 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:27,349 Very smart. 664 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,059 - Really fulfilling. - Good idea. 665 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:31,520 That's your fund-raising? 666 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,565 - Community service and chapter bonding? - Yeah. 667 00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:40,654 Ladies, trust me. Raising money yourselves is a lot more rewarding. 668 00:29:41,321 --> 00:29:43,865 It can even be fun, like a karaoke night or something. 669 00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:44,908 Oh! 670 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,285 I love to sing. 671 00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:49,871 And I'll organize a real community service project. 672 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,373 No... 673 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:55,085 Guys, there is no better feeling than helping people who need it. 674 00:29:55,168 --> 00:29:56,837 - It will be great. - Downer! 675 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,673 You are like a Sarah McLachlan animal commercial. 676 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:02,467 By the way, can we talk about our rehearsal space? 677 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:06,638 Stomping on concrete... Should I send you my chiropractor bills? 678 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,223 Yes, and it's killing our pedis. 679 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,558 - And our knees. - Uh-huh. 680 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,310 That's what's killing your knees? 681 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,730 You need to get that black widow out of your box, missy! 682 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,982 - Or else, what? - [Libby] I'll get it out for you! 683 00:30:17,065 --> 00:30:17,941 [all] Ooh! 684 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:18,900 Hey! 685 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,778 I'll see what I can do about the rehearsal space. 686 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:22,696 In the meantime, 687 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,615 can you guys go five minutes without being dicks to each other? 688 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:27,701 We can try. 689 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:29,745 I'm so glad I stopped by. 690 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,166 Well, I'd like to spread the butter, so if anyone's got... 691 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:35,917 [Danielle] You better not... 692 00:30:36,752 --> 00:30:39,046 [women chatting] 693 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:42,090 [Amber] I can't believe it's not butter that she bought. 694 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:43,925 ["Just What I Needed" by the Cars playing] 695 00:30:44,009 --> 00:30:46,428 ♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪ 696 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,763 [women continue chatting] 697 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,598 ♪ And wasting all my time ♪ 698 00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,977 ♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪ 699 00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:57,064 ♪ I kind of lose my mind ♪ 700 00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:58,440 Is this a date? 701 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,610 - Because it kind of feels like a date. - Uh... no. 702 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,195 Dates require romance, 703 00:31:03,737 --> 00:31:06,281 potential longevity, actual physical attraction. 704 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,950 [wails] ♪ I guess you're just what I needed ♪ 705 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,452 ♪ Just what I needed ♪ 706 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,037 [Jamilah] Oh, God, no. 707 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,205 [Kevin wails] 708 00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:15,665 - Don't tell me you like The Cars. - Yes. 709 00:31:15,749 --> 00:31:19,002 No, the late seventies is about Chaka Khan and Rick James, 710 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:20,045 P- Funk. 711 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,505 The Cars are so corny. 712 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,506 Ooh! 713 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:23,882 I didn't realize "corny" meant 714 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,427 "combining punk minimalism, classic rock showmanship and new wave synth." 715 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,470 [Jamilah] Hmm. 716 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,764 - I'm gonna learn so much from you. - Can I help you guys? 717 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:32,682 Three-quarter maple wood for a low platform 718 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,351 and the biggest wall mirrors you have. 719 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:37,521 - It's for step practice. - Actually, I've got this. 720 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,189 [laughs] We just need plywood. 721 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:42,401 Right. If you want the wood to warp and break your girls' ankles. 722 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:43,819 [employee] He's right, ma'am. 723 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,904 A platform is safer, more stable and hollow, 724 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,447 so it will echo like a real stage. 725 00:31:47,864 --> 00:31:49,574 My girl and I argue like this all the time. 726 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,493 - Yeah. - [scoffs] Ugh! I am not his girl. 727 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:53,787 - Thanks, bro. - [employee] Sorry. 728 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,665 I have a boyfriend, FYI. 729 00:31:57,833 --> 00:31:59,418 Why isn't he here buying wood with you? 730 00:31:59,501 --> 00:32:01,586 - He's not that good with his hands. - Oh, you know... 731 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,546 Don't you dare. 732 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,051 And I didn't mean "ugh." 733 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:10,345 I guess you're not that gross. 734 00:32:11,138 --> 00:32:13,473 - [Kevin] This is definitely a date. - No, it's not a date. 735 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:15,725 ["Tightrope" by Janelle Monáe playing] 736 00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,519 ♪ Another day ♪ 737 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,898 ♪ Some people talk about you Like they know all about you ♪ 738 00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,442 ♪ When you get down, they doubt you ♪ 739 00:32:23,525 --> 00:32:26,695 ♪ And when you tip it on the scene, yeah They're talking about it ♪ 740 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,448 ♪ 'Cause they can't tip on the scene They just talk about it ♪ 741 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,657 ♪ T-t-t-talk about it ♪ 742 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:33,493 ♪ When you get elevated They love it or they hate it ♪ 743 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:34,995 ♪ You dance up on them haters ♪ 744 00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,914 ♪ Keep getting funky on the scene While they're jumping round you ♪ 745 00:32:37,998 --> 00:32:40,625 ♪ They're trying to take all your dreams But you can't allow it ♪ 746 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:44,087 ♪ 'Cause, baby Whether you're high or low ♪ 747 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:46,423 ♪ Whether you're high or low ♪ 748 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,467 ♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope... ♪ 749 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,384 [laughter] 750 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,219 ♪ Tip on the tightrope... ♪ 751 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:52,929 [Libby squeals excitedly] 752 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:54,931 ♪ Whether you're high or low ♪ 753 00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:57,684 ♪ Baby, whether you're high or low ♪ 754 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,270 ♪ You've got to tip on the tightrope ♪ 755 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,648 ♪ Now let me see you do the tightrope Tip, tip on it ♪ 756 00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:04,941 ♪ And I'm still tipping on it ♪ 757 00:33:05,025 --> 00:33:07,819 ♪ See, I'm not walking on it Or trying to run around it ♪ 758 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:11,281 ♪ This ain't no acrobatics You either follow or you lead, yeah ♪ 759 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:14,159 ♪ I'm talking about you Keep on blaming the machine, yeah ♪ 760 00:33:14,242 --> 00:33:16,578 ♪ I'm talking about it T- t-t-talking about it ♪ 761 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,372 ♪ I can't complain about it I've got to keep my balance ♪ 762 00:33:19,456 --> 00:33:22,626 ♪ And just keep dancing on it We're getting funky on the scene ♪ 763 00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:23,752 ♪ Yeah, you know about it ♪ 764 00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:25,337 ♪ Like a star on the screen... ♪ 765 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,630 [all scream excitedly] 766 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,716 ♪ Then, baby, whether I'm high or low... ♪ 767 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:34,596 [all] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! 768 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,847 [all cheering] 769 00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,808 ♪ Tip on the tightrope Baby, baby... ♪ 770 00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,685 Bitch! Are you kidding me? 771 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:41,811 [Danielle] Oh, my God. 772 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:43,188 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 773 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:45,273 [shouting] 774 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:47,734 Ladies! 775 00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:48,902 [shouts] Ladies! 776 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,237 [panting] 777 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,655 [Jamilah squeals] 778 00:33:51,947 --> 00:33:52,781 [Jamilah gasps] 779 00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:54,616 [Beth] Oh... 780 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:56,785 Apt metaphor. 781 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:57,786 What? 782 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,371 [Jamilah pants] 783 00:33:59,454 --> 00:34:01,248 I just mean, the girls are getting better, 784 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:03,333 but if they can't work together, we're screwed. 785 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,251 Hey, girl. 786 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:05,752 [Beth] Oh, hi. 787 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:10,840 I'm headed to the Pilates class that you prepaid for but keep missing. 788 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:14,219 Oh, yeah. I know. I've been so "incognegro" lately. 789 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,220 [Beth laughs] 790 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:17,639 - I've just been running more. - Girl, I don't do running. 791 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,100 I mean, I will do side bends or sit-ups, 792 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:21,977 but I will not lose my butt. 793 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:22,894 [laughter] 794 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,312 [Beth cackles] 795 00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:26,189 Oh, hey, Betsy. 796 00:34:26,273 --> 00:34:27,232 Hey... Beth. 797 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,316 Right. 798 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:30,318 Aren't you in SBB? 799 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,153 Yeah. Don't hold it against me. 800 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:35,490 So, how's the theft? Oh... I mean, cultural appropriation... 801 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,201 I mean, stepping, coming? 802 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:41,288 Well, I mean, it started pretty rough, because it's hard. 803 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:42,622 - You know? - Yeah. 804 00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,958 But we have a pretty sick-ass coach, so... 805 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,419 You're not teaching them are you, Jam? 806 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,045 Girl, you're crazy. 807 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797 Teaching? 808 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,216 Oh, we're... I'm busy, you know. 809 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,010 - OK. - Cardio, Harvard... 810 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,721 I mean, I'm surprised they find time to practice, 811 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,890 with all the tanning sessions and blow-drying... 812 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:04,436 Girl, when was the last time you left the house without your edges laid? 813 00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:06,730 Cheryl? No. I didn't send for you. 814 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:09,149 - It's the wrong time... - We should run. 815 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,694 Because we don't want our FitBits judging us tonight. 816 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,362 Because we want to be more like... OK. 817 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:17,073 Ooh! Oh no, girl. You're mad sweaty. You know I don't do sweat. 818 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,908 - I glow. - I forgot. 819 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:21,369 - You're right. OK, girl. Bye! See you! - See you. 820 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,788 - You're about to get that shit again. - Bye! 821 00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:27,167 I don't know what's going on with her. Out of control. 822 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:28,251 [Beth pants] 823 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:31,379 If my sorors find out I'm teaching you to step, it will get ugly, 824 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:33,465 like Love and Hip Hop reunion show ugly. 825 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,176 - I like Love and Hip Hop reunion shows. - I know. 826 00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,117 What do you have, an exam on that comic book? 827 00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,703 I didn't know you liked zombies. 828 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:10,919 Campus is all abuzz about these white girls stepping next week. 829 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:13,672 - Are they excited? - Depends on the skin tone. 830 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:17,717 Seems to be a direct correlation between pigmentation and indignation. 831 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,178 Great. So, my college legacy will be... 832 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,098 Auntie Tom, the sell-out house Negress. 833 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:25,141 [Kevin] Let's postpone your pity party. 834 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:28,895 OK, my sister tells me you guys are doing a karaoke fund-raiser? 835 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:32,607 - Yeah. - Karaoke's way more fun with a live band. 836 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,652 And I happen to play keyboard in... 837 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:37,445 So, your legacy will be... 838 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:42,575 the keyboard playing, Arabic studying, snowboarding handyman? 839 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,787 - Honey, you're a mess. - Or a Renaissance man. 840 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,081 I'll just... I'm gonna get back to work, so... 841 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:56,798 Let me take you out. 842 00:36:57,799 --> 00:36:58,967 Like a date. 843 00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,261 I'm not, you know, 844 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,972 a dinner-date kind of guy. 845 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:06,766 I'm more original with my game. 846 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:07,892 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 847 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:12,272 I just think it's probably too soon for a ski weekend in Afghanistan, so... 848 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:15,316 The whole playing-hard-to-get thing really works well for you. 849 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,736 [chuckles] You've got a lot of balls. 850 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:18,903 Nah. 851 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:19,821 Just two. 852 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:22,657 So corny. 853 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,784 Ugh. There you go. 854 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,453 That word again. 855 00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,498 Look, make a list of everything that's not corny, 856 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,375 so I can be cooler in the future. 857 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:34,335 Oh, you've got it. What's your e-mail? 858 00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:38,298 Uh, twobigballs@forreal. com. 859 00:37:38,673 --> 00:37:41,301 - Twomicro... - Massive... 860 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:46,514 - ...balls@inyourdreams. com. - Inreality. com. 861 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:47,474 [Jamilah] OK. Got it. 862 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:49,559 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 863 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:51,311 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 864 00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:54,230 ♪ Salt and Pepa's here And we're in effect ♪ 865 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,108 ♪ Want you to push it, babe Cooling by day... ♪ 866 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:58,318 [hums into glass] 867 00:37:59,903 --> 00:38:01,780 ♪ Let's go show the guys that we know ♪ 868 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:02,989 ♪ How to become... ♪ 869 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,200 $2,100 at the door. 870 00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:06,993 Jam, will you gay-marry me? 871 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:08,119 Yeah! 872 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:10,705 I need more songs. 873 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,291 - [Jamilah] Behind the bar. - I crossed out the Prince songs. 874 00:38:13,374 --> 00:38:16,586 Drunk assholes screeching Purple Rain is no way to honor his memory. 875 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,380 You missed my rendition of Bitch Betta Have My Money. 876 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,592 And calling it "epic" would be a gross understatement. 877 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:25,386 [cheering] 878 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,846 [crowd whooping] 879 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:29,557 Up next, Jamilah! 880 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,976 Please report to the stage. 881 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,686 Jamilah. 882 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:34,771 [Beth] Kill it, girl! 883 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,106 [crowd whooping] 884 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,401 - Cute. - [Kevin] I've been called worse. 885 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,361 So, what will it be? 886 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:43,988 Shoop? Single Ladies? 887 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,699 Hmm? Well? 888 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,832 ["Just What I Needed" by the Cars playing] 889 00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,083 [woman howls in approval] 890 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:56,292 I thought was corny? 891 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,214 ♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪ 892 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:05,218 ♪ And wasting all my time, time ♪ 893 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:09,138 ♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪ 894 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:13,017 ♪ I kind of lose my mind, mind ♪ 895 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:16,187 ♪ It's not the perfume that you wear ♪ 896 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:20,525 ♪ It's not the ribbons in your hair ♪ 897 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:23,736 ♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪ 898 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,740 ♪ And wasting all my time ♪ 899 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,535 ♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪ 900 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,412 ♪ Just what I needed ♪ 901 00:39:32,787 --> 00:39:35,456 ♪ I needed someone to feed ♪ 902 00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,459 ♪ I guess, you're just what I needed ♪ 903 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:39,794 ♪ Just what I needed ♪ 904 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:44,299 ♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪ 905 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:46,384 [Libby screams] 906 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,725 Hey. Quick second. Stay away from my brother. 907 00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:57,061 He falls really hard and really fast. He just got out of a bad break-up. 908 00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:59,355 He doesn't need some rebound chick heart-raping him. 909 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:02,233 I have a boyfriend, who's driven and successful... 910 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,068 Kevin is my best friend in the world. 911 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,320 And if you hurt him, 912 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:08,281 I will wear your ass like a leg warmer. 913 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,034 Great job up there! 914 00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:13,620 [laughs nervously] 915 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,333 [soft music playing] 916 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,501 [sighs] 917 00:40:21,294 --> 00:40:22,921 [sighs] 918 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,131 [cell phone pings and buzzes] 919 00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:29,135 [sighs] 920 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:31,429 [Beth] Jammer! Come to Fleck's with us tonight. 921 00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:35,433 It's Ladies' Night - epic buzz for minimal ducats! 922 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,768 Hmm... 923 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:42,690 Maybe, but I'm kind of stressed. Just want to chill. OK? 924 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:46,611 [Aisha] Hey, Jam. Sorors from Cornell are in town tonight - dying to see you. 925 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,821 Fleck's, at 11:00. Ladies night. 926 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:49,948 Oh... 927 00:40:50,031 --> 00:40:50,949 Uh... 928 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:54,911 [Beth] Come, for reals! SBBs are actually missing you! 929 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,120 Aw. 930 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:59,540 [Aisha] Not to nag, but this MIA routine is making girls feel some kind of way. 931 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,751 [Dane] Beautiful brown boo! My plans fell through. 932 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:03,419 You down for some spoken word tonight? 933 00:41:03,503 --> 00:41:04,337 Ew. 934 00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:06,881 [Kevin] You know, I've been thinking about you. 935 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,550 All good thoughts. Well, mostly good thoughts. 936 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:10,635 [Dane] Are you there? 937 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,513 Childproof your thoughts, buddy. I've got a boyfriend, remember? 938 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,598 [Dane] What are you talking about? 939 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,558 [Beth] I'll stop by on my way to Fleck's! 940 00:41:17,642 --> 00:41:19,644 [Aisha] The sorors wanna bring the party to you! 941 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,896 [Dane] Are we role-playing again? I'm coming over. 942 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:24,065 [Jamilah screams] 943 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,233 God! 944 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:26,734 [cell phone pings] 945 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:27,652 What? 946 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:31,197 [Dean Berman] Grab me a cheeseburger pizza and some bacon-wrapped onion rings. 947 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:32,782 It's Faturday night! 948 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:33,700 [cell phone pings] 949 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,994 [Dean Berman] Sorry, Bishop. That was for the hubby. 950 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,370 Do not judge my carb-loading. 951 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,413 Weird. 952 00:41:38,913 --> 00:41:39,998 God! 953 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:43,084 [feet stomping] 954 00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,008 OK. Hold that pose. Throw your hand sign up. 955 00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:52,719 You've got to let people know the koala bear is your emblem. 956 00:41:52,802 --> 00:41:55,763 This is an applause break and a chance for you guys to catch your breath. 957 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,057 Also, you'll stop becoming moving targets. 958 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:00,977 Get ready for projectiles: hot dogs, sodas, 959 00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,062 any aerodynamic concession, really. 960 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,189 If they throw it, they better be ready to catch it. 961 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:08,484 - It doesn't matter. We are gonna kill it. - [Jamilah] There's one more thing. 962 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:10,111 You guys need to get intense. 963 00:42:14,449 --> 00:42:15,491 [shouts] Gentlemen! 964 00:42:16,159 --> 00:42:18,202 [feet stomping] 965 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,805 [shouts] Greetings from the brothers of the rugged, the raucous, 966 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,266 and oh-so-ruthless Rho Lambda Chapter! 967 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:43,603 Rho Beta Mu fraternity, incorporated! 968 00:42:43,686 --> 00:42:46,939 [all shout] Rho, Beta, Beta, Beta Mu! 969 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:48,608 [Beth squeals] 970 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:50,109 [Amber whispers] Jesus Christ. 971 00:42:50,193 --> 00:42:52,236 Ladies, introduce yourselves! 972 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,780 - Amber. - SBB! 973 00:42:53,863 --> 00:42:56,032 [Libby] I'm from Texas. I'm actually... 974 00:42:56,115 --> 00:42:57,408 - [Beth] Shh. - Pitiful! 975 00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:00,036 Man, you all need to spit with some fire. 976 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,206 Put some bass and gravel in your voice! 977 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,583 You all can say some whack-ass words all day, 978 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:07,835 but if you spit with some fire, 979 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,046 it will make people's ass hair stand up! 980 00:43:10,129 --> 00:43:10,963 Hey. 981 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:12,715 Their ass! 982 00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:16,552 [shouts] Make their ass hair... stand up! 983 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,432 Serious. 984 00:43:21,516 --> 00:43:22,767 Shut up! 985 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,188 Say "Hello Kitty." 986 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,650 - Are you hitting on me? - I said, say "Hello Kitty!" 987 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,527 - Hello Kitty. - Louder! 988 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,070 Hello Kitty! 989 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,864 Not the back of your throat, from the bottom of your ass! 990 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,491 - [shouts] Hello Kitty! - Louder! 991 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:41,661 [screams] Hello Kitty! 992 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,756 - Say "Honey Boo Boo!" - Honey Boo Boo. 993 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,759 [shouts] Pull that Barbie out of your butt, sis! 994 00:43:57,176 --> 00:44:00,096 [growls] Honey Boo Boo! 995 00:44:07,728 --> 00:44:09,063 - Chicken! - Chicken! 996 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,064 - Tenders! - Tenders! 997 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,899 - Chicken tenders! - Chicken tenders! 998 00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:13,359 I said, chicken tenders! 999 00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:15,778 [growls loudly] I said, chicken tenders! 1000 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,906 Calm down, white girl. 1001 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:25,163 Say "Chef Boyardee." 1002 00:44:25,246 --> 00:44:26,497 You've got to be kidding me. 1003 00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:29,208 Come on "Becky with the Good Hair!" Say it like you mean it! 1004 00:44:29,292 --> 00:44:32,336 [shouts] Chef Boyardee, bitch! 1005 00:44:32,962 --> 00:44:35,715 Shit! Shit! Shit! 1006 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,301 Shit, shit, shit! 1007 00:44:38,384 --> 00:44:39,844 [screams] Shit! 1008 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:41,345 [growls] 1009 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:45,933 [Danielle sighs] 1010 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:55,776 [growls] Yeah! 1011 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:59,113 [Beth continues growling] 1012 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,867 [Beth pants] 1013 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:06,162 [shouts] That's what I'm talking about! 1014 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:07,914 Now, who are you? 1015 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:09,999 [all shout] SBB! 1016 00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:10,958 I can't hear you! 1017 00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,044 [all shout] SBB! 1018 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,046 SBB! 1019 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,423 SBB! 1020 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,509 [drum music playing] 1021 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:26,849 Yo! 1022 00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:29,352 - Jam. What's up, Dane? - Hi. 1023 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,229 - The white girls are stepping tonight. - No! 1024 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:36,943 If they wanna sample the black experience, let them be slaves and step in chains, 1025 00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:39,487 and we'll knock 100 points off their credit score. 1026 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,614 - See how they feel about that! - [Cheryl] Aisha! 1027 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,074 Yeah, I know, girl. 1028 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,784 [Cheryl] What are you doing? Come on! 1029 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,077 They don't know, do they? 1030 00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:48,621 Lying to your own sorors. 1031 00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:49,538 Sad times. 1032 00:45:49,622 --> 00:45:52,792 Let's get through this, so I can go home and fling myself off the balcony. 1033 00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:54,585 [Dean Berman shouts] Bishop! 1034 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:57,588 God, you're gonna feel really bad when I have a heart attack. 1035 00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,758 Is that how you greet your boss? Dane Hagley. It's a pleasure, sir. 1036 00:46:00,841 --> 00:46:02,426 I've heard such great things. 1037 00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,845 I'm proud of you for marrying your life partner. 1038 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,098 You're a brave soldier, in the war... 1039 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:08,891 on intolerance. 1040 00:46:11,310 --> 00:46:14,146 So, The Daily Orange is coming, as well as some other local media. 1041 00:46:14,230 --> 00:46:16,440 - Hopefully, we'll get exposure. - Fingers crossed. 1042 00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:19,485 Between the community service and the step show, this might work. 1043 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:21,487 If this doesn't work, we're screwed. 1044 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,824 Sad times. 1045 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:26,117 Sad times! 1046 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,453 [audience applauding] 1047 00:46:29,537 --> 00:46:31,122 Alright, Westcott. 1048 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:32,331 Alright. 1049 00:46:32,415 --> 00:46:34,583 Remind me again for whom I should be rooting? 1050 00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:39,338 - Root for whomever you want. - Oh. 1051 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:43,968 Up next, we have one of the best step teams. 1052 00:46:44,468 --> 00:46:47,763 I do not think you are ready. 1053 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:49,015 [Saundra] What's wrong? 1054 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,226 [wails] Oh, oh, nothing. Nothing. It's just my nervous cry. 1055 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:56,397 It makes for really awkward job interviews and first dates. 1056 00:46:57,064 --> 00:47:00,401 Damn. It doesn't take but a stiff breeze to get a white girl crying. 1057 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,361 [cries] It's a serious condition! 1058 00:47:03,362 --> 00:47:06,449 Up next, it is our undefeated stepping champions. 1059 00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:09,618 It's the Biggie Smalls of stepping, 1060 00:47:09,702 --> 00:47:13,998 the lovely ladies of Theta Chi Phi! 1061 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:14,999 [cheering] 1062 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,095 [whistle blowing] 1063 00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:30,765 [whistle blowing] 1064 00:47:30,848 --> 00:47:32,892 [all chant] ♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪ 1065 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:35,061 ♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪ 1066 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:37,646 ♪ T-H-E-T-A, rah! ♪ 1067 00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:38,564 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 1068 00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:42,318 ♪ Thetas, alright ♪ 1069 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:46,739 ♪ Thetas, alright Game time ♪ 1070 00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:49,033 [audience cheering] 1071 00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:50,284 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1072 00:47:55,915 --> 00:47:56,957 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1073 00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:00,795 ♪ Ah! ♪ 1074 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:01,962 ♪ Rah! ♪ 1075 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,380 [audience cheering] 1076 00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:06,509 [both whoop] 1077 00:48:07,093 --> 00:48:09,303 [all chant] ♪ Rep one-six Hut, hut, hut, hut ♪ 1078 00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:11,889 ♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪ 1079 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:14,225 ♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪ 1080 00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,560 ♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪ 1081 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,646 ♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪ 1082 00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,149 [all hiss] 1083 00:48:22,233 --> 00:48:23,150 ♪ Chi Phi ♪ 1084 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:26,028 [all hiss] 1085 00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,363 ♪ Chi Phi ♪ 1086 00:48:29,782 --> 00:48:30,866 ♪ Chi Phi ♪ 1087 00:48:33,786 --> 00:48:34,662 ♪ Get some ♪ 1088 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:40,084 ♪ Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four ♪ 1089 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,961 ♪ Theta's gonna come give you some more ♪ 1090 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:44,296 ♪ Theta girls are lovely We're so fine ♪ 1091 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:45,339 [audience cheering] 1092 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:48,384 ♪ Get some Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪ 1093 00:48:49,301 --> 00:48:52,179 ♪ Get some Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind ♪ 1094 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:54,223 ♪ Get some ♪ 1095 00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,433 ♪ Ooh! ♪ 1096 00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:58,227 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1097 00:48:58,894 --> 00:48:59,728 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1098 00:48:59,812 --> 00:49:01,647 ♪ Huh, huh, ha, ha ♪ 1099 00:49:02,314 --> 00:49:03,399 ♪ Panthers ♪ 1100 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,442 ♪ Fourth down ♪ 1101 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,987 ♪ Ah, rah! ♪ 1102 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,117 ♪ One-nine ♪ 1103 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,451 ♪ Sixteen ♪ 1104 00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:15,452 ♪ Say one-nine ♪ 1105 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:17,204 ♪ Sixteen ♪ 1106 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:18,289 ♪ Say one-nine ♪ 1107 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,832 ♪ Sixteen ♪ 1108 00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:20,958 ♪ Say one-nine ♪ 1109 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,501 ♪ Sixteen ♪ 1110 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:24,587 [hip hop music playing] 1111 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:02,208 Is the fire department here? Because they just set this stage on fire! 1112 00:50:02,291 --> 00:50:04,710 Let me hear you make some noise for those Thetas! 1113 00:50:05,044 --> 00:50:07,671 OK, Sigmas, do we want to be the girls who bombed? 1114 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:10,841 Or do you want to be the girls that blew the roof off this bitch? 1115 00:50:10,925 --> 00:50:12,551 I wanna blow the roof off the bitch. 1116 00:50:13,219 --> 00:50:14,136 Yes, Libby. 1117 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,305 [MC] We have a different flavor going on today. 1118 00:50:16,722 --> 00:50:19,391 # TheyAreWhiteAsShit. 1119 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:21,477 That's racist. She's being racist. 1120 00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:24,271 Black people can't be racist to white people. 1121 00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,440 Oh, my God. Never say that again. 1122 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,026 Systemic racism. 1123 00:50:29,109 --> 00:50:30,402 Where the shit is Amber? 1124 00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,820 She's on her way. 1125 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:34,740 Get your hot sauce in your bag swag, 1126 00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:37,701 because shit's about to get real bland around here. 1127 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:39,495 [Danielle] Alright. 1128 00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:41,789 - Put your hands together. - Line, now. 1129 00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:43,415 Give it up for Sigma Beta Beta! 1130 00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:46,001 [muted applause] 1131 00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:47,836 [audience member] Time for the rodeo! 1132 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,588 [audience member #2] Yee-haw, girl! 1133 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:52,299 - Cowboys? That's cool. Yeah. - What's wrong? 1134 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:55,928 If there's any Native Americans in the audience, they'd feel great about that. 1135 00:50:56,011 --> 00:50:57,972 It's not like it was a genocide or anything! 1136 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:00,683 [audience member #2] Let's go, white girls! 1137 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,188 [Danielle chants] ♪ SBB, we're repping ♪ 1138 00:51:06,272 --> 00:51:07,690 [all chant] ♪ The purple and pink ♪ 1139 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,985 ["Rich White Ladies" by Wimbledon playing] 1140 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:15,406 ♪ Uh, ooh Uh, ooh ♪ 1141 00:51:15,948 --> 00:51:20,035 ♪ You are so bull-bullshit We are so Wimbledon ♪ 1142 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:22,496 ♪ You are so bull-bullshit ♪ 1143 00:51:22,579 --> 00:51:24,456 [all chant] ♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪ 1144 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:26,667 ♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1145 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,168 ♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪ 1146 00:51:28,669 --> 00:51:30,421 ♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1147 00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:32,589 ♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪ 1148 00:51:32,673 --> 00:51:34,675 ♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1149 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:36,635 ♪ S-B-B, S-B-B, step ♪ 1150 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,846 ♪ Koala-ah-ah-ah ♪ 1151 00:51:40,389 --> 00:51:43,100 ♪ SBBs, when we get on the floor ♪ 1152 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,644 ♪ Everybody knows we put on a show ♪ 1153 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:51,108 ♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪ 1154 00:51:51,191 --> 00:51:53,027 ♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪ 1155 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:54,737 ♪ Sigma Beta Beta ♪ 1156 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:57,573 ♪ Koala ♪ 1157 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,241 [man] Corny! 1158 00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:01,076 [man laughing hysterically] 1159 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:04,371 [audience muttering] 1160 00:52:04,455 --> 00:52:05,497 [man #2] Oh, she's late! 1161 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:07,458 [Amber whispers] What? 1162 00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:09,835 We'll see... White-people time. 1163 00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:13,255 Thanks for joining us, Amber. Really appreciate it! 1164 00:52:13,339 --> 00:52:16,383 [all chant] ♪ S-B-B ♪ 1165 00:52:16,467 --> 00:52:17,676 ♪ Lean ♪ 1166 00:52:18,218 --> 00:52:19,553 [all groan] 1167 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:20,888 [Danielle squeals] 1168 00:52:20,971 --> 00:52:22,556 [audience laughing] 1169 00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:23,807 Oh, my God. 1170 00:52:23,891 --> 00:52:25,225 Your god can't help you now. 1171 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:26,894 [booing] 1172 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:28,354 [SBB muttering] 1173 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:29,646 [Danielle groans] 1174 00:52:30,773 --> 00:52:33,525 [Danielle whispers] One, two, three, four. 1175 00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:37,237 [SBB chant] ♪ S-B-B ♪ 1176 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:40,074 [audience booing] 1177 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,742 ♪ S-B-B ♪ 1178 00:52:44,328 --> 00:52:45,371 ♪ S-B-B ♪ 1179 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,998 Are you kidding me? 1180 00:52:50,834 --> 00:52:55,255 [SBB shriek] 1181 00:52:55,339 --> 00:52:57,758 [hip hop music playing] 1182 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,094 [audience booing] 1183 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:08,685 [woman] Girl, please! 1184 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:10,687 Somebody stop them! 1185 00:53:23,784 --> 00:53:25,744 [audience laughing] 1186 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,247 It's a great job, babe. 1187 00:53:28,747 --> 00:53:29,706 Congratulations. 1188 00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:34,461 Well, that was an experience. 1189 00:53:35,087 --> 00:53:36,338 Dean Berman, 1190 00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:40,008 I'd like to formally request sobriety tests for all those young ladies, 1191 00:53:40,092 --> 00:53:43,011 because there's no way they came out here and did that sober. 1192 00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:45,681 And then the girl fell at the end. 1193 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:47,307 What did she trip on? Life? 1194 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,811 Let's give it up for our sisters in Christ, 1195 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:54,148 Sigma Beta We-Don't-Have-Rhythm-eta! 1196 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,860 Iggy Azalea, come on down. Get your back out there. 1197 00:53:57,943 --> 00:53:59,528 At least it's for breast cancer. 1198 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:00,612 Oh, my God. 1199 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:02,322 [Dean Berman] Bishop! 1200 00:54:04,116 --> 00:54:06,243 SBB couldn't even nail their dance routine? 1201 00:54:06,326 --> 00:54:07,744 I'm pulling their charter. 1202 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:10,456 - Dean Berman, wait... - I can see the hashtags already. 1203 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,374 # BlackSteppersMatter. 1204 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,585 # SteppersSoWhite. 1205 00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:18,005 - We're lucky we didn't have a race riot. - You're overreacting. Shocker. 1206 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:21,675 Please be patient. I promise I will show you what SBB is capable of. 1207 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,218 It didn't work. It's over, Bishop. 1208 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:29,266 Let's go. I am so not in the mood to socialize. 1209 00:54:29,349 --> 00:54:31,101 Wow. It's come to this, huh? 1210 00:54:31,185 --> 00:54:33,353 Cowering to avoid your own betrayal? 1211 00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:36,064 [whispers] OK, you are being super judgy. 1212 00:54:36,148 --> 00:54:37,441 Sorry, "super judgy"? 1213 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,651 Jesus, you're becoming one of them. 1214 00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,404 Don't forget you had a brain before these Beckys turned you. 1215 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,115 Oh, what, you actually care about SBB? 1216 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:46,492 Enough to help, yeah. 1217 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:49,745 This is serious. You've abetted the latest cultural theft. 1218 00:54:49,828 --> 00:54:52,915 Well, get ready for white, WASP-y step shows to sweep the nation. 1219 00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,542 Blond ponytails swinging, stomping off beat... 1220 00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:57,753 What's up, brother? Catch you later. Good looks. 1221 00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:00,297 Now whitey can add stepping to the long list of things 1222 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:03,258 we've stolen from black culture, including jazz, rock and roll, 1223 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:04,718 those beaded vacation cornrows. 1224 00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,595 OK, that is on you, Slugworth. 1225 00:55:10,682 --> 00:55:11,850 We need to break up. 1226 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:15,395 No, we don't need to break up. I got us tickets to the New Edition reunion tour. 1227 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,813 Dane, you're never on my side. 1228 00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:19,149 I didn't see it before because you look great on paper. 1229 00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:22,194 You're smart, handsome, you don't have that weird white-boy smell. 1230 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,278 White-boy smell? 1231 00:55:23,362 --> 00:55:27,115 It's like old leather couch and wet dog and hair gel and... 1232 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:28,116 It doesn't matter. 1233 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:31,495 I'm done being proof of how liberal you are. 1234 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,330 That's what your Prius is for. 1235 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:39,628 Beaded vacation cornrows? 1236 00:55:40,003 --> 00:55:40,837 Really? 1237 00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:49,888 [soft rock music playing] 1238 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:01,191 Well, I guess we all know who's responsible for all this. 1239 00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:03,110 - Dean Berman? - Miss Libby. 1240 00:56:03,944 --> 00:56:06,738 Enough with the slut-shaming. What are you, a virgin? 1241 00:56:06,822 --> 00:56:08,031 Yes. I'm a Catholic. 1242 00:56:08,824 --> 00:56:11,201 - Stop fighting. - The white girls crashed and burned. 1243 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:13,328 The ones who were there when the show started? 1244 00:56:13,412 --> 00:56:14,538 They did just fine. 1245 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,332 It's a shame that I was the only one who took this seriously. 1246 00:56:17,416 --> 00:56:18,542 [Amber] Are you kidding me? 1247 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,544 [shouting] 1248 00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:22,671 Stop! Stop! 1249 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,798 This is a shit show! 1250 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:27,467 Right? We would have been fine if you had showed up on time... 1251 00:56:27,551 --> 00:56:29,553 No! I'm talking about your sorority! 1252 00:56:30,721 --> 00:56:34,266 Nobody respects you guys because you don't respect each other. 1253 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,394 There is zero sisterhood here. 1254 00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,982 Danielle, why did you choose these girls at rush? 1255 00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:43,358 Why did you choose Amber? 1256 00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:46,987 Because I knew if we ever needed help dropping and-or popping it, 1257 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:48,280 we'd have an instructor. 1258 00:56:48,363 --> 00:56:50,407 What about my face is giving you joke time? 1259 00:56:58,206 --> 00:56:59,458 She was a tough broad. 1260 00:57:00,959 --> 00:57:02,544 In a campus full of girly-girls, 1261 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:03,462 I thought... 1262 00:57:04,171 --> 00:57:07,215 well, here is this badass chick who's wicked smart, 1263 00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:09,968 sees through bullshit, and plays by her own rules. 1264 00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,637 I respected that. 1265 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,763 [Jamilah] OK. 1266 00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:15,265 What about Saundra? 1267 00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,225 Saundra's... 1268 00:57:18,101 --> 00:57:19,144 unique. 1269 00:57:20,771 --> 00:57:21,980 And fashionable. 1270 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:25,275 She had a bad experience with another sorority. 1271 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:27,027 I knew their loss was our gain. 1272 00:57:27,527 --> 00:57:30,238 OK. This is great. And Libby? 1273 00:57:30,322 --> 00:57:32,366 - Her father's very wealthy. - Come on. 1274 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,409 I don't know! 1275 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:35,327 She's... 1276 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,496 like an innocent little redneck. 1277 00:57:37,579 --> 00:57:39,081 That's not a compliment. That hurt. 1278 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:43,585 No, no. I knew that other houses would try to turn her into a New Yorker. 1279 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:49,633 She needed a place where she could let her confederate flag fly. 1280 00:57:49,716 --> 00:57:51,218 Uh-uh. No. 1281 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:53,095 - Not literally. - [Saundra] Not at all. 1282 00:57:55,013 --> 00:57:55,889 And me? 1283 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:02,729 I know saying nice things about me gives you the squirts, 1284 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:05,065 but you're kind of on a roll. 1285 00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:11,196 You were an insurance policy. 1286 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:15,867 I knew that... 1287 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:21,039 if I ever had a bad day for the rest of my time during college... 1288 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:24,251 that you'd be there to cheer me up. 1289 00:58:25,752 --> 00:58:29,715 Your positivity is as infectious as it is nauseating. 1290 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,925 Thank you. 1291 00:58:32,843 --> 00:58:34,553 Eyelashes are gonna pop off. 1292 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,305 Oh, my God, you guys. 1293 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:40,434 There's real love here. 1294 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,061 You've got to use it. 1295 00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:47,357 This doesn't have to be the end. 1296 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:50,610 There's a way that you guys can prove to the Greeks 1297 00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,320 and the rest of the school - 1298 00:58:52,821 --> 00:58:54,197 hell, to yourselves - 1299 00:58:54,281 --> 00:58:57,034 that you are some badass, stepping-ass bitches. 1300 00:58:57,451 --> 00:59:00,287 That you are a real sorority and a force to be reckoned with. 1301 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,413 How can we do that? 1302 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:05,250 We donate $100,000 to the 40th Street Community Center. 1303 00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:07,878 It's Dean Berman's favorite charity. 1304 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,297 All we have to do... 1305 00:59:11,506 --> 00:59:12,716 is win Steptacular. 1306 00:59:12,799 --> 00:59:14,801 It's the regional step show I told you about. 1307 00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:16,762 First prize is a hundred grand. 1308 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:19,639 We didn't even place at a student step show. 1309 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:23,643 - How are we gonna win at a regional one? - You choked because your teamwork sucked. 1310 00:59:24,311 --> 00:59:27,814 Trust me, if you get that back, if you build up the sisterhood, 1311 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,775 I promise you have a real shot. 1312 00:59:31,151 --> 00:59:32,986 I say, hell yeah. I mean, all in favor? 1313 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,947 Excuse me. I am the president. I will conduct the votes. 1314 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,326 Look, we had a good run. 1315 00:59:39,951 --> 00:59:41,787 Let's just quit while we're ahead. 1316 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,295 For the record, when this goes to shit, I told you so. 1317 00:59:50,378 --> 00:59:52,798 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1318 00:59:52,881 --> 00:59:56,051 [SBB chattering] 1319 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:57,636 [Beth] I love you. You're the best. 1320 00:59:57,719 --> 00:59:58,887 [Amber] Sometimes... 1321 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:00,263 - Cheers. - [Beth] She loves us. 1322 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,473 [Jamilah] Hey. 1323 01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:03,642 - Hi. - Leaving after one drink? 1324 01:00:03,725 --> 01:00:05,018 Are you sure you're an SBB? 1325 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:06,895 I know, right? 1326 01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:08,480 Nah, I've got to go. 1327 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:10,649 - But thanks. - Oh, OK. 1328 01:00:17,656 --> 01:00:18,573 Hey, Beth. 1329 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:21,618 - Can I borrow your phone? - You bet. 1330 01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:26,498 [cell phone beeping] 1331 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,009 Thanks. Good night. 1332 01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:43,348 Hey. 1333 01:00:46,017 --> 01:00:46,977 Want to chat? 1334 01:00:50,272 --> 01:00:52,816 When you bounce from foster home to foster home, a... 1335 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:56,570 a sorority feels like a stable family. 1336 01:00:57,529 --> 01:01:01,199 I didn't tell the girls because I didn't want to be an SBB charity case. 1337 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:04,452 Yeah, but stripping? 1338 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:07,289 Why not just bartend at Fleck's like Beth? 1339 01:01:07,372 --> 01:01:09,666 I make a thousand dollars a night. 1340 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:11,126 Are they hiring? 1341 01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,590 I'm sorry you've been going through all this. 1342 01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,801 What, you think white girls can't struggle? 1343 01:01:20,260 --> 01:01:22,179 The struggle is real. 1344 01:01:26,892 --> 01:01:28,685 Please tell me your stripper name. 1345 01:01:29,311 --> 01:01:30,145 Bob. 1346 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:37,527 [Jamilah] OK, this is a teamwork exercise. 1347 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:40,280 Your arms will stay linked up, no matter what. 1348 01:01:40,363 --> 01:01:43,909 Your sisterhood is your bond. Do not let it break. 1349 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:46,494 Not ready! I'm not ready! Oh, my God! 1350 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:49,706 - [Danielle] Oh, Libby! - I'm sorry. I got so scared. 1351 01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:51,124 You need to look nasty... 1352 01:01:51,583 --> 01:01:55,253 Furious. Demonic. This is your haka. 1353 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,255 [shouts] This is your war cry. 1354 01:01:57,339 --> 01:01:58,590 [screaming] 1355 01:01:58,673 --> 01:02:00,884 - [Jamilah] Guys! - [Danielle] That was aggressive. 1356 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,802 [shouts] Scare them broads off your island. 1357 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,721 Because this... This is your island. 1358 01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:05,805 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1359 01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,308 SBB Island! 1360 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:13,897 [SBB chant loudly] SBB Island! 1361 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,774 SBB Island! 1362 01:02:15,857 --> 01:02:18,568 - SBB Island! - Come on! 1363 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:19,736 [Beth grunts] 1364 01:02:19,819 --> 01:02:22,656 [screaming] 1365 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,492 [Rho Beta Mu guy] Can I get an "ugly" on three? 1366 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:27,369 - One, two, three. - [SBB] Ugly! 1367 01:02:27,452 --> 01:02:28,870 Alright! 1368 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,665 [screaming] 1369 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,417 [Danielle yells] We're bonding here! 1370 01:02:34,501 --> 01:02:37,379 Get him! Get his nuts! 1371 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,756 [Jamilah] No, guys! No! No biting! 1372 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,058 Word on the street is that you sent White Malcolm X packing. 1373 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,893 Should I believe the streets? 1374 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:56,648 - You can this time. - [Kevin] Perfect. 1375 01:02:56,731 --> 01:03:00,694 Because I have planned possibly the sickest date 1376 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,279 in the history of courtship. 1377 01:03:02,362 --> 01:03:04,906 But it's time sensitive, so we should get going. 1378 01:03:05,323 --> 01:03:06,908 OK, I'll just go change. 1379 01:03:06,992 --> 01:03:09,077 No need. You won't be wearing that outfit for long. 1380 01:03:09,577 --> 01:03:10,412 Presumptuous. 1381 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,331 - And dead wrong. - Not like that. 1382 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:14,791 It's just, 1383 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,752 the best date ever requires... 1384 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,297 a little wardrobe change. 1385 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:27,178 [hip hop music playing] 1386 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:36,271 Well played, Harris. 1387 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,064 Very original. 1388 01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:39,024 [Kevin] Yeah. 1389 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:04,924 So... 1390 01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:08,636 What are your Theta girls gonna say now that you're out of the nerd closet? 1391 01:04:09,512 --> 01:04:12,599 This is not an image I plan on projecting to my Thetas. 1392 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:16,561 You know, it's like there's this awesome chick inside you, right? 1393 01:04:16,644 --> 01:04:18,271 But then on the surface, 1394 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:21,483 it's like work, success, motivation... 1395 01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:22,650 You wouldn't understand. 1396 01:04:22,734 --> 01:04:24,444 - You have white parents. - What is that... 1397 01:04:24,527 --> 01:04:28,406 Bougie black parents are tough. Perfect black girls did not read comic books. 1398 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:30,950 I had to steal them from my guy friends. 1399 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,536 I don't know. 1400 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:39,376 It's like I got so good at doing exactly what I was supposed to do that... 1401 01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:44,130 it didn't really leave time to find a passion. 1402 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,007 You could always be a zombie slayer. 1403 01:04:47,384 --> 01:04:48,551 Relax. 1404 01:04:49,094 --> 01:04:50,136 You'll figure it out. 1405 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,306 It's that simple, huh? 1406 01:04:54,349 --> 01:04:55,350 It can be. 1407 01:05:02,482 --> 01:05:03,817 So, why are you single? 1408 01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:06,152 Uh... 1409 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:11,616 Every girl I tried to date was crazy, flaky, 1410 01:05:11,699 --> 01:05:13,743 and in the last case, 1411 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:15,036 a lesbian. 1412 01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,246 I feel her pain. 1413 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,124 Me too. 1414 01:05:19,958 --> 01:05:20,792 So... 1415 01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:22,127 Actually, 1416 01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,670 I have a confession to make. 1417 01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:26,256 I am... 1418 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:27,382 sane, 1419 01:05:28,174 --> 01:05:29,801 I'm dependable 1420 01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:31,761 and mostly... 1421 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:34,973 heterosexual. 1422 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:44,816 [party guests growling like zombies] 1423 01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:56,786 [thumping] 1424 01:05:56,870 --> 01:06:00,248 [glass rattling] 1425 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:03,042 [glass smashing] 1426 01:06:03,126 --> 01:06:04,627 [banging on door] 1427 01:06:06,171 --> 01:06:07,630 I'm from Kappa next door. 1428 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,674 You shook our house. 1429 01:06:09,757 --> 01:06:12,844 We lost a row of totally irreplaceable shot glasses. 1430 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:16,222 Hello? I was talking to you! 1431 01:06:16,306 --> 01:06:17,348 I think you're ready. 1432 01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:19,100 What? 1433 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:20,143 [Beth squeals] 1434 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,353 [Danielle] Oh, my God. I need a shower now. 1435 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,397 [Amber] My boobs are sweaty. 1436 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,160 [Jamilah] Hey. 1437 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:39,245 What's up, ladies? 1438 01:06:41,956 --> 01:06:43,958 Well, this is one lame surprise party. 1439 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:47,670 Mom? 1440 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,880 Soror Yvonne. 1441 01:06:49,797 --> 01:06:52,008 I am not calling you "Soror Yvonne." 1442 01:06:52,091 --> 01:06:55,053 Did you violate the sanctity of our sisterhood? 1443 01:06:55,970 --> 01:07:00,808 Have you betrayed all of your black, Greek brothers and sisters? 1444 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,063 Those are very abstract questions. 1445 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:06,606 Oh, so you think this is funny? 1446 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:08,024 Well, let me remind you. 1447 01:07:08,107 --> 01:07:13,446 Our organizations were founded to create community where there was none, 1448 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,366 built upon sisterhood, 1449 01:07:16,449 --> 01:07:18,743 in a world that did not welcome us. 1450 01:07:18,826 --> 01:07:21,037 And over a hundred years, 1451 01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:23,623 we have stood the test of time. 1452 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:24,832 This is your fault! 1453 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:27,377 - My... - Yes! You and Dad screwed me with Harvard. 1454 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:29,295 This has nothing to do with family. 1455 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,339 Well, I didn't start this conversation, 1456 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:33,466 and I damn sure didn't send for you. 1457 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,219 Sorry it's not going the way you planned, Soror Yvonne. 1458 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:53,570 You do not deserve to wear our letters. 1459 01:08:01,869 --> 01:08:03,663 You lied to my face. 1460 01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,041 We don't get down with you anymore, so when you see us around... 1461 01:08:07,750 --> 01:08:08,626 keep walking. 1462 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:10,044 - Aisha... - [Aisha] I don't care. 1463 01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,963 Why don't you just run to the SBBs? 1464 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,924 They're not your sorors. They're not your friends. 1465 01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:16,968 You're the help. 1466 01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:18,845 That's how those bitches look at you. 1467 01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,055 And that's how they will always look at you. 1468 01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,726 Actions have consequences, Jamilah. 1469 01:08:27,186 --> 01:08:28,813 Why don't you just step? 1470 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:40,825 [door shutting] 1471 01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:54,839 When you took this job, 1472 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,508 I told you that even though you're still a student, 1473 01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,094 you represent this office. 1474 01:09:00,178 --> 01:09:01,012 Of course. 1475 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,183 Then why am I seeing these? 1476 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:06,976 [Jamilah] Oh... 1477 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,187 God. Oh. 1478 01:09:11,773 --> 01:09:13,274 I wasn't in the twerk pyramid. 1479 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,696 - God. - What were you thinking? 1480 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:21,991 - I know this looks really bad... - I'm sorry. I have to fire you. 1481 01:09:22,075 --> 01:09:24,285 And Nick and I can't endorse you to Harvard. 1482 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:26,162 Not now. 1483 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,294 [soft music playing] 1484 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:45,556 [muted chanting] 1485 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,392 [echoing] Yo, Jam. What do you think? 1486 01:09:49,268 --> 01:09:50,186 [Libby] Jamilah? 1487 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,271 What's wrong, honey? 1488 01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,277 I got fired. 1489 01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,237 What? 1490 01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,697 - What happened? - No! 1491 01:10:03,324 --> 01:10:06,327 Dean Berman found pictures of me partying here, with you guys, 1492 01:10:06,411 --> 01:10:07,787 and I'm an employee, so... 1493 01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,789 So we're gonna do something about this. 1494 01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:11,833 - Like what? - I don't know. Give me 40 seconds. 1495 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:14,961 - I don't have these things chambered. - Wait, how did he get the pictures? 1496 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:15,920 Aisha. 1497 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:17,964 - What? - She did not! 1498 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,967 SBB isn't the only sorority with internal drama. 1499 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,636 Yeah, but you're not gonna beez out on us, right? 1500 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:28,641 [Jamilah] Um... 1501 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:30,268 Listen, guys, I... 1502 01:10:31,769 --> 01:10:34,313 I only have one class left, and I can finish it online. 1503 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:35,815 So... 1504 01:10:36,357 --> 01:10:39,569 So I'm gonna go back to Philly and figure out my next move. 1505 01:10:39,652 --> 01:10:42,613 - What? We're not done choreographing. - Steptacular is ten days away. 1506 01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,657 What are we supposed to do without our captain? 1507 01:10:44,741 --> 01:10:45,992 Danielle is your captain. 1508 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,077 It will be fine. You guys know this stuff. 1509 01:10:48,161 --> 01:10:50,747 You don't have a job. Just stay with us until Steptacular. 1510 01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:52,415 - I really can't. - This is bullshit. 1511 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:54,542 I don't have time for this, you guys! 1512 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:56,753 I have spent every minute on SBB. 1513 01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:59,797 - Now, I have no job, my sorors hate me... - And that's our fault? 1514 01:10:59,881 --> 01:11:01,799 My life was perfect before coaching SBB. 1515 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,843 This is obviously the worst mistake I've made. 1516 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,178 Wow. 1517 01:11:05,261 --> 01:11:08,681 You spout out this sisterhood shit, and then you bail when we need you? 1518 01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:10,057 What was in it for you? 1519 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:13,060 So you and the Thetas could just laugh at a bunch of dumb white girls? 1520 01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:16,022 - Hello! We're not all white girls. - To get closer to my brother? 1521 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:17,899 To boost your resume for Harvard? 1522 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:22,653 Was... 1523 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:24,906 Was it for Harvard? 1524 01:11:24,989 --> 01:11:25,948 Harvard? 1525 01:11:27,366 --> 01:11:29,827 Yeah, Jamilah wants to go to Harvard Law. 1526 01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,955 And Dean Berman is an alum. 1527 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:35,374 And so, what? 1528 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:39,754 You worked out a deal that if you tame some crazy white girls, 1529 01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:41,964 he'd put in a good word? 1530 01:11:43,549 --> 01:11:45,092 I figured everybody wins. 1531 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:47,386 I get to go to law school, your charter is safe, 1532 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,180 the community center gets money. 1533 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,640 [Amber] You know what? 1534 01:11:51,390 --> 01:11:52,475 You're an asshole. 1535 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:54,101 And I am done with you. 1536 01:12:11,577 --> 01:12:13,079 You're a goddam phony. 1537 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:18,793 Freshman year, I went to a Theta informational meeting. 1538 01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,964 My mother and my grandmother, they're both Thetas. 1539 01:12:24,048 --> 01:12:27,218 But you guys rejected me because I was too whitewashed. 1540 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:33,683 I didn't realize. 1541 01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:34,851 It's fine. 1542 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:38,062 I dodged a bullet. 1543 01:12:38,729 --> 01:12:40,356 SBB is not perfect. 1544 01:12:40,439 --> 01:12:44,151 But at least we judge on actions and not stereotypes. 1545 01:12:46,571 --> 01:12:48,364 We're better off without you... 1546 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:49,782 sis. 1547 01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:56,622 Long-distance things don't work all the time. 1548 01:12:57,707 --> 01:12:59,500 Neither do airbags. 1549 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,212 I just have to do what's best for me. 1550 01:13:05,756 --> 01:13:08,259 Only problem is just that 1551 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:11,762 you have no idea what that is. 1552 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:44,253 [tires squealing] 1553 01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,172 [gasps] 1554 01:13:46,255 --> 01:13:47,173 [Jamilah] What the... 1555 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:49,467 OK. You messed with the wrong bitch today! 1556 01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:56,390 What the hell is wrong with you? 1557 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,851 I thought you were a crazy person. Obviously, I was right. 1558 01:13:58,935 --> 01:14:00,519 I sent the pictures to Dean Berman. 1559 01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:03,522 [Taser crackling] 1560 01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:07,485 I thought you'd get into a little trouble and we could bail on Steptacular, 1561 01:14:07,568 --> 01:14:09,153 and I could get SBB back in order. 1562 01:14:09,236 --> 01:14:10,488 I was trying to protect Kevin! 1563 01:14:10,571 --> 01:14:13,616 I do not believe this shit! After everything I did for you? 1564 01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:15,743 In all fairness, you did it for yourself. 1565 01:14:15,826 --> 01:14:18,579 Actually, it was me. It was me! It was all me! 1566 01:14:18,663 --> 01:14:20,206 [Taser crackling] 1567 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:21,832 [whispers] You are so pretty. 1568 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:28,673 [Taser stops crackling] 1569 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:30,424 Please come back. 1570 01:14:31,592 --> 01:14:32,635 [Taser crackles] 1571 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:35,346 SBB needs you. 1572 01:14:35,972 --> 01:14:39,767 You may not actually be an SBB, but you're still one of our sisters. 1573 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,602 I was your coach! 1574 01:14:42,019 --> 01:14:42,853 Your... 1575 01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:44,897 Your friend. 1576 01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:47,566 Not your sister. It doesn't work like that. 1577 01:14:47,650 --> 01:14:50,444 I thought Steptacular was a bad idea from the beginning. I admit it. 1578 01:14:50,945 --> 01:14:52,697 But the girls really want to do it... 1579 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:54,240 together. 1580 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:56,909 Please, stay. 1581 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,036 Help us be better sisters. 1582 01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,748 You said it yourself: there's no better feeling than helping people who need it. 1583 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:10,047 I... 1584 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,466 am not... 1585 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,093 the help! 1586 01:15:20,433 --> 01:15:22,893 I'm pretty sure I said, "Keep walking," 1587 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:24,103 yet here you are. 1588 01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,980 I came to say goodbye. 1589 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:27,481 And to apologize. 1590 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:29,567 I screwed up. 1591 01:15:30,401 --> 01:15:33,279 Just for fun, you know, come in. Come in. 1592 01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:36,032 I'd love to hear this, just for fun. How did you screw up? 1593 01:15:36,574 --> 01:15:37,825 [sighs] 1594 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,119 - I lied to you. - Uh-huh. 1595 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,330 And I bailed on SBB. 1596 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:45,374 And... 1597 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,752 I disappointed my parents. 1598 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:50,963 You know what? Take that off the list. That doesn't bother me. 1599 01:15:51,047 --> 01:15:54,675 Do you even hear yourself? Those are all the same problem. 1600 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:55,885 You're a user. 1601 01:15:57,261 --> 01:15:58,429 I am not a user. 1602 01:15:58,512 --> 01:16:01,432 You used SBB and Dean Berman to get into Harvard. 1603 01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:03,642 And to be honest, Jamilah, 1604 01:16:03,726 --> 01:16:06,979 I always thought you've been using Theta for years 1605 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:08,397 to prove how black you are. 1606 01:16:14,445 --> 01:16:15,321 OK. 1607 01:16:17,823 --> 01:16:18,908 Yeah. 1608 01:16:19,492 --> 01:16:20,409 I did. 1609 01:16:20,493 --> 01:16:21,702 I joined a black sorority 1610 01:16:21,786 --> 01:16:25,998 because I wanted people to stop calling me "white girl" or "Oreo." 1611 01:16:26,624 --> 01:16:28,417 I admit that was the wrong reason. 1612 01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:30,795 You have to understand. I... 1613 01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,714 I love Theta. I love my sorors. 1614 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:37,468 You let them take stepping from us. 1615 01:16:37,551 --> 01:16:39,470 Aisha, white people said the same thing 1616 01:16:39,553 --> 01:16:41,764 about Tiger Woods and the Williams sisters. 1617 01:16:41,847 --> 01:16:44,016 We said the same thing about Eminem. 1618 01:16:44,100 --> 01:16:45,851 Races can't own things. 1619 01:16:52,858 --> 01:16:53,818 I give up. 1620 01:17:08,332 --> 01:17:10,584 [in-car message system over speaker] Text from Beth. 1621 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:15,965 [sighs] 1622 01:17:16,924 --> 01:17:21,095 [in-car message system] So much for "Perfection over excellence, 1623 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,264 sister over self." 1624 01:17:23,347 --> 01:17:26,350 # WeakPeopleQuit. 1625 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:27,935 [sighs] 1626 01:17:31,605 --> 01:17:32,940 [sighs] 1627 01:17:33,023 --> 01:17:35,359 [tires squealing] 1628 01:17:39,155 --> 01:17:41,115 [male host on TV] I am in love with my Meat Genie. 1629 01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,200 [female host] You're going to love it even more. 1630 01:17:43,284 --> 01:17:44,785 Look what it can do now! 1631 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:47,037 Giant, hefty man-sized sandwiches. 1632 01:17:47,121 --> 01:17:50,791 Golden, fluffy pancakes, quiches, and pot pies, too. 1633 01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:53,169 [male host] You've improved what was already perfect. 1634 01:17:53,252 --> 01:17:54,503 [female host] It gets better. 1635 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,881 You aren't winning shit, sitting around like this. 1636 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:00,968 Listen. 1637 01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:03,846 I don't have a job, or a man, 1638 01:18:04,263 --> 01:18:05,556 or a shot at law school. 1639 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:08,184 But I'm here because I believe you guys can win. 1640 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:10,853 So, either prove me wrong, 1641 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:14,398 or get your asses in gear, because we have a step show in one week. 1642 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:25,534 You never took off your workout clothes. 1643 01:18:30,122 --> 01:18:31,749 - Alright, alright. - [Beth] Thank you. 1644 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:32,917 [Jamilah] Alright. 1645 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,003 I know you missed me. 1646 01:18:38,839 --> 01:18:39,798 Hey. 1647 01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:44,220 Listen. 1648 01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:46,472 Theta missed out. 1649 01:18:47,598 --> 01:18:49,225 You'd have been a great soror. 1650 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:53,562 But I'll settle for a friend. 1651 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:56,857 Let's win, sis. 1652 01:18:57,608 --> 01:19:00,611 ["CRZY" by Kehlani playing] 1653 01:19:02,196 --> 01:19:04,448 ♪ Everything I do I do it with a passion ♪ 1654 01:19:05,950 --> 01:19:08,452 ♪ If I've got to be I'm gonna be a bad one ♪ 1655 01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:11,330 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1656 01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:14,959 ♪ Live for the challenge Only make me stronger ♪ 1657 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:18,545 ♪ One more reason to turn up on them ♪ 1658 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:22,633 ♪ I go, I go, I go, I go crazy ♪ 1659 01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:25,135 ♪ Crazy ♪ 1660 01:19:25,219 --> 01:19:26,428 [groaning] 1661 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:27,763 OK! 1662 01:19:27,846 --> 01:19:28,931 [panting] 1663 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,600 You guys look good. Let me see it one more time from the top. 1664 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:32,685 [all] No! 1665 01:19:32,768 --> 01:19:35,771 Goddamnit. We have been doing this all night! 1666 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:37,815 Oh, I think I gave myself a hemorrhoid. 1667 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:38,983 OK, fine. Take five. 1668 01:19:42,069 --> 01:19:43,529 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 1669 01:19:45,656 --> 01:19:46,657 It's Kevin. 1670 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:50,369 I haven't seen him this upset since they canceled Star Trek: Voyager. 1671 01:19:50,452 --> 01:19:51,328 Is he sad about me? 1672 01:19:51,412 --> 01:19:54,373 Or is he sad that his sister tried to sabotage his girlfriend? 1673 01:19:56,875 --> 01:19:59,169 - I said the "G" word. - Yeah, you did. 1674 01:20:01,964 --> 01:20:03,299 Do you think he'd talk to me? 1675 01:20:08,846 --> 01:20:09,680 Get out of here. 1676 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:11,098 Yes, ma'am. 1677 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:21,859 [snoring] 1678 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:25,946 ["Just What I Needed" by The Cars playing over speakers outside] 1679 01:20:26,030 --> 01:20:27,156 [groans] 1680 01:20:29,867 --> 01:20:30,909 What... 1681 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:34,997 [playing over speakers] ♪ I don't mind you coming here ♪ 1682 01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:38,000 ♪ And wasting all my time ♪ 1683 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,880 ♪ 'Cause when you're standing oh so near ♪ 1684 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,758 ♪ I kind of lose my mind... ♪ 1685 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,259 Look, Kevin. 1686 01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:50,095 I've always been good at everything. 1687 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:52,598 Very little in life has challenged me. 1688 01:20:53,098 --> 01:20:56,352 I had a clear image of my perfect guy, and it looked nothing like you. 1689 01:20:56,435 --> 01:21:00,022 - Why are your apologies so mean? - No! You don't look bad. 1690 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,690 You look great, 1691 01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:03,233 beautiful, 1692 01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:04,985 tall and handsome, 1693 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,487 and your teeth are so white. 1694 01:21:06,570 --> 01:21:08,822 Your skin is so smooth and soft, 1695 01:21:08,906 --> 01:21:10,824 like a baby, and it's hairless. 1696 01:21:10,908 --> 01:21:12,326 I have no idea how you do it. 1697 01:21:12,993 --> 01:21:14,203 And you're just like... 1698 01:21:14,745 --> 01:21:16,205 You're a goofball. 1699 01:21:17,498 --> 01:21:19,833 You play video games online with 12-year-olds. 1700 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:23,754 - I'm about to ask you to leave because... - Hey, I'm trying to be corny here. 1701 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,176 I realize that Harvard is what my parents wanted. 1702 01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,429 Well, what do you want? 1703 01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:35,599 I don't know. 1704 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,477 But I know I want you. 1705 01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,648 I know I want to give us another shot. 1706 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:46,276 What do you say? 1707 01:21:48,278 --> 01:21:52,533 That I'm never gonna be a six-foot-four football-playing lawyer 1708 01:21:52,616 --> 01:21:55,911 who knows all the lyrics to old Tribe Called Quest songs. 1709 01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081 And that's who you always wanted, so go... 1710 01:21:59,623 --> 01:22:01,291 Go find him and... 1711 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:11,093 Hey. 1712 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:12,886 Actually... 1713 01:22:17,683 --> 01:22:18,767 don't find that guy. 1714 01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:20,561 In fact, 1715 01:22:21,353 --> 01:22:22,187 Eff that guy. 1716 01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,606 He probably doesn't exist anyway. 1717 01:22:25,691 --> 01:22:26,525 I do. 1718 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:29,403 ♪ I guess, you're just what I needed Just what I needed ♪ 1719 01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,281 ♪ I needed someone to feed ♪ 1720 01:22:33,615 --> 01:22:36,785 ♪ I guess, you're just what I needed Just what I needed ♪ 1721 01:22:37,411 --> 01:22:39,830 ♪ I needed someone to bleed ♪ 1722 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:48,213 [MC] Welcome to the 25th annual Steptacular. 1723 01:22:48,297 --> 01:22:50,716 We're bringing fire all night! 1724 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:54,720 Give it up for Zeta Rho Nu! 1725 01:22:54,803 --> 01:22:56,513 [hip hop playing] 1726 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:09,318 Give it up for Rho Beta Mu! 1727 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:27,419 Sigma Delta Eta! 1728 01:23:39,806 --> 01:23:42,768 You all make some noise. They were on fire! 1729 01:23:59,618 --> 01:24:02,371 Yow! There it is! I approach it. 1730 01:24:02,454 --> 01:24:06,625 That is why they make it to the Steptacular every single year! 1731 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:08,710 Yeah. 1732 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,295 Alright. 1733 01:24:11,171 --> 01:24:12,005 [Libby squeals] 1734 01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:13,131 [Libby] Oh, my God. 1735 01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,801 There are ten times as many people here as there were last time. 1736 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,302 Next group of ladies, 1737 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:18,637 they've got brains, 1738 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:20,222 beauty, 1739 01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,224 and talent! 1740 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:24,017 [squeals excitedly] 1741 01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:28,355 You all give it up for the sexy ladies all the way from Westcott University. 1742 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:33,110 You all make some noise for Theta Chi Phi! 1743 01:24:33,193 --> 01:24:34,319 Come on, you all. 1744 01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,405 Come on, you all! Come on! 1745 01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:39,324 [audience cheering] 1746 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:44,871 ♪ Hmm, sta! ♪ 1747 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:47,541 ♪ One-six ♪ 1748 01:24:48,041 --> 01:24:49,835 ♪ Panthers, attack ♪ 1749 01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,052 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1750 01:24:59,636 --> 01:25:01,430 [woman] Yes, ladies! 1751 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:05,100 ♪ We are the... ♪ 1752 01:25:05,183 --> 01:25:08,145 ♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪ 1753 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:09,104 ♪ Thetas ♪ 1754 01:25:09,730 --> 01:25:14,860 ♪ The soul-stepping Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪ 1755 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:19,698 ♪ When you see us, back it up Thetas, Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪ 1756 01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:21,992 ♪ Let it go Now you know we're in control ♪ 1757 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:24,411 ♪ Thetas, Thetas, Thetas ♪ 1758 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:33,837 ♪ So fine ♪ 1759 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,517 ♪ I said, my sorors! ♪ 1760 01:25:47,601 --> 01:25:49,144 ♪ Yeah? ♪ 1761 01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,563 ♪ Let's show them how it's done Break it down ♪ 1762 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:53,398 ♪ Ah, step ♪ 1763 01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:55,025 ♪ Booty drop, booty drop ♪ 1764 01:25:55,442 --> 01:25:57,069 ♪ Ah, step ♪ 1765 01:25:59,154 --> 01:26:00,822 ♪ Ah, step ♪ 1766 01:26:00,906 --> 01:26:02,658 ♪ Work it, girl ♪ 1767 01:26:02,741 --> 01:26:04,576 ♪ Ah, step ♪ 1768 01:26:07,704 --> 01:26:09,456 ♪ Ah, step ♪ 1769 01:26:11,375 --> 01:26:13,126 ♪ Hmm, sta! ♪ 1770 01:26:13,210 --> 01:26:14,419 [audience cheering] 1771 01:26:14,503 --> 01:26:15,671 ♪ Theta ♪ 1772 01:26:15,754 --> 01:26:16,880 ♪ Rah! ♪ 1773 01:26:19,925 --> 01:26:20,967 I heard... 1774 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:26,306 the SBBs came to step! 1775 01:26:28,266 --> 01:26:29,685 Oh, nah, nah, nah! 1776 01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:31,353 See what I heard 1777 01:26:31,436 --> 01:26:35,982 was that the SBBs got some soul! 1778 01:26:37,317 --> 01:26:39,319 [all] Like what? 1779 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,822 [cheering] 1780 01:26:42,531 --> 01:26:47,369 Well, let me tell you who's got some... 1781 01:26:47,452 --> 01:26:48,662 Tell them, girl! 1782 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:51,039 That's me, yeah. Say that! 1783 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,792 [sings] ♪ Theta Chi Phi got... ♪ 1784 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:58,672 ♪ Soul ♪ 1785 01:26:59,214 --> 01:27:05,137 ♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪ 1786 01:27:06,179 --> 01:27:08,390 ♪ Theta Chi Phi's got soul ♪ 1787 01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:10,517 ♪ Lock up! ♪ 1788 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,354 ♪ Rah! ♪ 1789 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:16,773 ♪ Hmm, sta! 1790 01:27:16,857 --> 01:27:18,692 ♪ Thetas, are we done? Hell no ♪ 1791 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,902 ♪ Let me see you work it, work it Let me see you ♪ 1792 01:27:21,319 --> 01:27:22,279 ♪ Theta ♪ 1793 01:27:23,029 --> 01:27:24,156 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1794 01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:25,866 ♪ Let me see you ♪ 1795 01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:29,745 ♪ Sta! ♪ 1796 01:27:31,955 --> 01:27:34,332 [audience cheering] 1797 01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,252 [hip hop music playing] 1798 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:11,703 [MC] The show is over! Oh, oh, my God. 1799 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:12,704 You know... 1800 01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:15,499 - [Beth] Good job. - Break a leg. 1801 01:28:15,999 --> 01:28:17,083 [MC whoops] 1802 01:28:17,167 --> 01:28:18,335 [Beth groans] 1803 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,128 [MC whoops] 1804 01:28:20,921 --> 01:28:22,631 I'm gonna ahead and warn you all. 1805 01:28:22,714 --> 01:28:25,759 This next group is a little on the Caucasian side. 1806 01:28:25,842 --> 01:28:27,052 What if they hate us? 1807 01:28:27,135 --> 01:28:29,638 What if they boo us off like Showtime at the Apollo? 1808 01:28:29,721 --> 01:28:32,516 Oh, God. Is that clown guy with the long cane thingy here? 1809 01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:33,642 [Jamilah sighs] 1810 01:28:34,601 --> 01:28:36,186 Are you guys feeling out of place, 1811 01:28:36,561 --> 01:28:39,439 like maybe they're judging you before you've expressed yourselves? 1812 01:28:39,523 --> 01:28:40,774 - Yeah. - Yes. 1813 01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:41,900 Tell me something. 1814 01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,026 How do you think they feel 1815 01:28:43,109 --> 01:28:46,154 when they're the only black person in a class or at the office? 1816 01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:49,741 - So, you're saying we're screwed? - You're in this position for ten minutes. 1817 01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:53,578 Are you gonna fall apart and drown in a pool of white-girl tears, 1818 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:55,205 or are you gonna cowgirl the fuck up? 1819 01:28:55,288 --> 01:28:57,457 - Yeah. Cowgirl up! - Hell yeah. 1820 01:28:57,541 --> 01:28:59,251 - Thank you. - Let's do it. 1821 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:02,170 Koala on three. One, two, three! 1822 01:29:02,254 --> 01:29:04,506 [all] Koala! 1823 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:08,510 I want you all to make some noise for the Sigma Beta Betas! 1824 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:10,720 Come on, now. Come on, now. 1825 01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,474 [classical music playing] 1826 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:23,692 ♪ Sigma ♪ 1827 01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,820 ♪ One, eight, six, five ♪ 1828 01:29:30,615 --> 01:29:32,117 - What's this? - No, just wait. 1829 01:29:35,954 --> 01:29:36,913 [Beth] Alright, no. 1830 01:29:36,997 --> 01:29:37,956 No. 1831 01:29:38,039 --> 01:29:39,791 [Beth shouts] No, stop! 1832 01:29:40,875 --> 01:29:41,710 Ladies... 1833 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:45,130 we didn't get our bodies bruised 1834 01:29:45,839 --> 01:29:47,716 and our feet bloody... 1835 01:29:48,341 --> 01:29:49,801 just for this shit! 1836 01:29:52,095 --> 01:29:57,017 We didn't come here to do no half-assed stepping! 1837 01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:07,944 ♪ We came here to represent like this ♪ 1838 01:30:08,028 --> 01:30:11,573 ♪ Sigma Beta Beta Ah! ♪ 1839 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:15,493 [cheering] 1840 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:32,761 [cheering] 1841 01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,137 [Jamilah whoops] 1842 01:30:36,056 --> 01:30:38,308 ♪ Who are we? ♪ 1843 01:30:38,933 --> 01:30:40,101 ♪ We're white girls ♪ 1844 01:30:40,185 --> 01:30:41,311 ♪ With a chocolate twist ♪ 1845 01:30:41,394 --> 01:30:44,856 ♪ But don't get it twisted ♪ 1846 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:48,443 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1847 01:30:50,612 --> 01:30:51,488 ♪ Ha! ♪ 1848 01:30:54,532 --> 01:30:56,284 ♪ We don't have to break it down ♪ 1849 01:30:56,368 --> 01:30:58,244 ♪ SBBs turn it up ♪ 1850 01:31:02,207 --> 01:31:04,584 ♪ You need to cut it ♪ 1851 01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,710 [audience cheering] 1852 01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:07,087 Yes! 1853 01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,007 [hip hop music playing] 1854 01:31:11,091 --> 01:31:17,055 ♪ Koala ♪ 1855 01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,433 [Jamilah whoops] 1856 01:31:20,975 --> 01:31:22,644 ♪ One, eight, six, five ♪ 1857 01:31:35,156 --> 01:31:36,408 ♪ SBB ♪ 1858 01:31:36,991 --> 01:31:38,743 [men cheering] 1859 01:31:43,707 --> 01:31:45,542 ♪ Slow it down now ♪ 1860 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:47,377 ♪ You might be good ♪ 1861 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:49,337 ♪ But you ain't us ♪ 1862 01:31:49,421 --> 01:31:52,048 ♪ We are the Sigma Beta Betas ♪ 1863 01:31:52,132 --> 01:31:53,842 ♪ And we can't be touched ♪ 1864 01:31:53,925 --> 01:31:54,759 ♪ I said ♪ 1865 01:31:54,843 --> 01:31:56,720 ♪ We can't be touched I said ♪ 1866 01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:58,179 ♪ We can't be touched ♪ 1867 01:31:58,680 --> 01:31:59,973 ♪ SBB ♪ 1868 01:32:02,267 --> 01:32:04,060 ♪ Step, SBB ♪ 1869 01:32:05,812 --> 01:32:07,856 ♪ Step, SBB ♪ 1870 01:32:07,939 --> 01:32:09,816 ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1871 01:32:09,899 --> 01:32:11,735 ♪ Step, SBB ♪ 1872 01:32:11,818 --> 01:32:13,903 ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1873 01:32:13,987 --> 01:32:14,988 ♪ Step ♪ 1874 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:19,826 ♪ What? ♪ 1875 01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:20,910 ♪ What? ♪ 1876 01:32:23,121 --> 01:32:25,415 ["Get Down Low" by Snow Tha Product playing] 1877 01:32:25,498 --> 01:32:26,958 ♪ Get down, get down low ♪ 1878 01:32:29,627 --> 01:32:31,129 ♪ You know how that go ♪ 1879 01:32:33,047 --> 01:32:35,175 ♪ You gonna drop it to the floor ♪ 1880 01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:38,678 ♪ Get down, get down low ♪ 1881 01:32:38,762 --> 01:32:40,180 ♪ What's up? What's up? ♪ 1882 01:32:40,722 --> 01:32:42,432 ♪ Good game, cut throat ♪ 1883 01:32:42,515 --> 01:32:44,058 ♪ Shorty says that she love thugs, oh ♪ 1884 01:32:44,142 --> 01:32:46,352 ♪ She better say no names If she got cuffs on ♪ 1885 01:32:46,436 --> 01:32:49,606 ♪ Lately, I just do it for the fun of it Eyeliner so sharp that it will cut ♪ 1886 01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:52,150 ♪ If it's Henny Then of course I'll take a cup of it ♪ 1887 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,152 ♪ Good luck getting me to give a damn ♪ 1888 01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,695 ♪ In, out and in out of state ♪ 1889 01:32:55,779 --> 01:32:57,614 ♪ I've been eating good Not been out of shape ♪ 1890 01:32:57,697 --> 01:32:59,157 ♪ But I've been out and sent out ♪ 1891 01:32:59,240 --> 01:33:01,242 ♪ Better get out the pen now To print out the pay ♪ 1892 01:33:01,326 --> 01:33:03,578 ♪ I'll be in out and in out And in out of planes ♪ 1893 01:33:03,661 --> 01:33:05,622 ♪ I don't trip out I trip out to get out of lane... ♪ 1894 01:33:05,705 --> 01:33:07,290 [SBB chant] ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1895 01:33:07,373 --> 01:33:09,667 ["Get Down Low" by Snow Tha Product continues playing] 1896 01:33:10,335 --> 01:33:13,087 ♪ Get back before I block her You're bad, I'm a bad... ♪ 1897 01:33:13,171 --> 01:33:15,465 [SBB chant] ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 1898 01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,258 [cheering] 1899 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:22,055 [MC] Yeah! There it is. I told you... 1900 01:33:22,138 --> 01:33:24,098 [all chatter excitedly] 1901 01:33:24,474 --> 01:33:28,144 [MC] OK. Sigma Beta Beta, leaving their footprint on this stage. 1902 01:33:29,395 --> 01:33:33,775 You never know what you're gonna get at the Steptacular! 1903 01:33:34,275 --> 01:33:38,029 I see some of you sisters in the crowd are a little salty. 1904 01:33:38,112 --> 01:33:39,823 You didn't expect that, did you? 1905 01:33:39,906 --> 01:33:41,407 Uh-huh. I see you over there. 1906 01:33:41,491 --> 01:33:43,827 "It was alright. It was alright. It wasn't all that." 1907 01:33:43,910 --> 01:33:45,203 [Jamilah] You guys slayed. 1908 01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:46,830 I am so proud of you. 1909 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:48,706 [Beth chuckles] 1910 01:33:48,790 --> 01:33:50,667 White girl tears. It's contagious. 1911 01:33:50,750 --> 01:33:51,584 [SBB laugh] 1912 01:33:51,668 --> 01:33:54,921 [MC] Our judges have made their decisions. All competitors to the stage. 1913 01:33:55,004 --> 01:33:56,130 [audience cheering] 1914 01:33:56,214 --> 01:33:58,550 And now, for the moment we all have been waiting for... 1915 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:01,010 Let's get ready for the tears and the cheers. 1916 01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,429 [MC] In third place, 1917 01:34:03,513 --> 01:34:05,265 taking home $10,000, 1918 01:34:05,348 --> 01:34:07,475 all the way from Hampton University, 1919 01:34:07,559 --> 01:34:09,435 Sigma Delta Eta! 1920 01:34:09,519 --> 01:34:10,603 Come on, now! 1921 01:34:10,687 --> 01:34:12,105 [cheering] 1922 01:34:12,188 --> 01:34:13,481 Give it up for them. 1923 01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:16,401 [cheering] 1924 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:18,152 This is yours. Come here. 1925 01:34:18,236 --> 01:34:19,362 Come here. 1926 01:34:22,490 --> 01:34:24,242 And in second place, 1927 01:34:24,325 --> 01:34:26,744 winning $25,000... 1928 01:34:27,787 --> 01:34:29,289 I want you to make some noise 1929 01:34:29,789 --> 01:34:32,584 for Heta Rho Nu! 1930 01:34:32,667 --> 01:34:33,960 Yeah! 1931 01:34:34,502 --> 01:34:36,129 [MC mutters] 1932 01:34:36,671 --> 01:34:38,715 [cheering] 1933 01:34:38,798 --> 01:34:44,721 And now, first-place winners, taking home $100,000! 1934 01:34:44,804 --> 01:34:45,763 [MC whoops] 1935 01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:47,348 [MC] That's a lot of money. 1936 01:34:48,474 --> 01:34:51,269 All the way from Westcott University... 1937 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:54,731 Make some noise for the sexy sorority. 1938 01:34:54,814 --> 01:34:59,569 Put your hands together for your Steptacular champions of 2017... 1939 01:35:01,821 --> 01:35:04,407 Theta Chi Phi! 1940 01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,742 Come on, now. 1941 01:35:05,825 --> 01:35:07,952 [audience cheering] 1942 01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:10,872 [MC whoops] 1943 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:13,249 [MC] Alright! Give them that thing. 1944 01:35:14,375 --> 01:35:15,418 You deserved it. 1945 01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:16,920 You deserved it. 1946 01:35:19,088 --> 01:35:20,048 So, that's it. 1947 01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:22,508 No money, no donation, 1948 01:35:23,217 --> 01:35:24,886 no reinstatement. 1949 01:35:24,969 --> 01:35:26,512 I want a picture with your fine ass. 1950 01:35:26,596 --> 01:35:28,139 All day, baby. 1951 01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:31,476 Check this out. Me and the judges got a little creative with the scores. 1952 01:35:31,559 --> 01:35:32,769 You know what I'm saying? 1953 01:35:32,852 --> 01:35:34,646 We've got to keep stepping ours. 1954 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,691 - Come on with the picture. - Wait. Wait, what? 1955 01:35:39,150 --> 01:35:40,401 You know how it is. 1956 01:35:41,986 --> 01:35:44,238 Can't give them second. You feel me? 1957 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:48,201 [microphone squeaks] 1958 01:35:48,284 --> 01:35:50,119 Give me that. Excuse me. 1959 01:35:50,203 --> 01:35:51,871 [shouts] Hello, hello! Excuse me! 1960 01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:52,914 Hold up. 1961 01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:57,085 This fool right here, 1962 01:35:57,961 --> 01:36:00,380 he just told me the judges changed a score, 1963 01:36:00,463 --> 01:36:03,925 so that SBB would lose and stepping would stay ours. 1964 01:36:04,008 --> 01:36:06,844 [audience muttering] 1965 01:36:08,054 --> 01:36:09,097 It's not right. 1966 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,556 It's 2017. 1967 01:36:14,727 --> 01:36:16,354 According to the real scores, 1968 01:36:16,813 --> 01:36:18,606 SBB came in second place tonight. 1969 01:36:18,690 --> 01:36:20,650 [SBB squeal excitedly] 1970 01:36:20,733 --> 01:36:21,859 [Aisha] And it's not right. 1971 01:36:21,943 --> 01:36:25,238 Listen, it is not right. We need to give them their just due. 1972 01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:27,532 Come on. Are you all gonna give it to them? 1973 01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:29,909 [audience member] Whoa! 1974 01:36:29,993 --> 01:36:33,913 Really? Ooh! You all are really, really testing my nerves. 1975 01:36:33,997 --> 01:36:34,998 You know what? 1976 01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:36,165 Come on, Becky. 1977 01:36:36,249 --> 01:36:38,501 Uh, Britney. Oh, gosh. What's the child's name again? 1978 01:36:38,584 --> 01:36:40,211 - [Jamilah shouts] Beth! - [Beth] Beth. 1979 01:36:40,294 --> 01:36:41,379 [Aisha] Beth. OK. 1980 01:36:41,462 --> 01:36:45,883 You all need to show some love to Beth and her sorors. Come on. 1981 01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:47,051 Some love... 1982 01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:49,846 Because we, Theta Chi Phi, 1983 01:36:50,805 --> 01:36:53,266 we're gonna do the right thing 1984 01:36:53,349 --> 01:36:56,394 and split our check with the real second-place team, 1985 01:36:56,936 --> 01:36:58,730 Sigma Beta Beta, 1986 01:36:59,147 --> 01:37:00,982 the real second-place step team. 1987 01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,817 [audience cheering] 1988 01:37:04,694 --> 01:37:06,821 [Aisha] OK. Alright. OK. 1989 01:37:26,257 --> 01:37:30,178 [Jamilah's dad] Under the tutelage of trailblazing senior, Jamilah Bishop, 1990 01:37:30,261 --> 01:37:32,263 SBB has made history 1991 01:37:32,346 --> 01:37:36,392 and managed to keep a community institution's doors open. 1992 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:37,935 [Jamilah's dad chuckles] 1993 01:37:38,978 --> 01:37:40,897 - That's my baby girl. - I know. 1994 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:41,981 [car door closing] 1995 01:37:49,489 --> 01:37:50,656 Hi, guys. 1996 01:37:55,953 --> 01:37:57,497 I can be strong-willed, 1997 01:37:58,081 --> 01:37:59,373 forceful, 1998 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:00,541 intransigent. 1999 01:38:00,625 --> 01:38:04,796 All qualities that make me one of the best judges in Pennsylvania. 2000 01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:11,469 But they can also make me a difficult mother. 2001 01:38:12,261 --> 01:38:15,098 And I've learned, with the help of my therapist... 2002 01:38:16,641 --> 01:38:18,017 that I am jealous 2003 01:38:18,643 --> 01:38:21,896 that you are a freer spirit than I. 2004 01:38:22,772 --> 01:38:27,276 And I am working on accepting you unconditionally 2005 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:30,446 because that is the way I love you. 2006 01:38:32,031 --> 01:38:33,741 If you do it one more time, Negro... 2007 01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,827 I know how to be civil, 2008 01:38:36,160 --> 01:38:39,997 unlike a certain physically fit White House princess. 2009 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:42,708 You are literally the only person in the world 2010 01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:44,794 that does not love Michelle Obama. 2011 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:47,130 But most importantly, 2012 01:38:47,213 --> 01:38:49,799 we're endorsing you to Harvard, baby girl. 2013 01:38:58,558 --> 01:39:00,101 I'm not going to Harvard. 2014 01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:03,062 [dance music playing] 2015 01:39:09,819 --> 01:39:11,279 [Dean Berman] What's next for you? 2016 01:39:11,904 --> 01:39:12,822 Get my drink on, 2017 01:39:12,905 --> 01:39:14,866 grab a couple guys, try out my new vibrator. 2018 01:39:14,949 --> 01:39:15,992 [Dean Berman hoots] 2019 01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:18,369 Boundaries! Hello! 2020 01:39:18,870 --> 01:39:21,164 Seriously, don't dodge the question. What's next? 2021 01:39:22,707 --> 01:39:24,500 You know, I've never said this... 2022 01:39:25,918 --> 01:39:26,752 I don't know. 2023 01:39:27,545 --> 01:39:28,588 I don't know. 2024 01:39:29,380 --> 01:39:30,339 Feels good. 2025 01:39:30,840 --> 01:39:33,342 Luckily, I can work at 40th Street until I figure it out. 2026 01:39:33,426 --> 01:39:35,219 You're a real rock star over there. 2027 01:39:35,970 --> 01:39:39,015 I've got to run. Nick just got back from The Pleasure Chest. 2028 01:39:43,269 --> 01:39:45,605 [laughter] 2029 01:39:49,859 --> 01:39:51,611 I heard you got shit canned. 2030 01:39:52,111 --> 01:39:53,529 [Jamilah laughs without humor] 2031 01:39:53,613 --> 01:39:55,072 And I let you get away. 2032 01:39:56,115 --> 01:39:57,074 Hmm... 2033 01:39:57,158 --> 01:39:58,367 [both laugh without humor] 2034 01:39:58,451 --> 01:40:02,079 Look, I know some people speechify about inclusion and equality and... 2035 01:40:02,163 --> 01:40:03,247 [Jamilah] Uh-huh. 2036 01:40:04,207 --> 01:40:06,876 I do. Fine. I do. But... 2037 01:40:07,293 --> 01:40:10,504 I mean, you really walked the walk with SBB, 2038 01:40:11,255 --> 01:40:12,340 and I'm proud of you. 2039 01:40:13,883 --> 01:40:14,967 Look, I... 2040 01:40:15,384 --> 01:40:17,511 I should have never taken you for granted, Jamilah. 2041 01:40:17,595 --> 01:40:19,472 Dane, we're cool. 2042 01:40:20,264 --> 01:40:21,724 You're still my nigga. 2043 01:40:25,353 --> 01:40:26,187 That's... 2044 01:40:26,270 --> 01:40:27,188 That's... 2045 01:40:28,189 --> 01:40:30,942 That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 2046 01:40:35,196 --> 01:40:36,656 As-Salaam-Alaikum. 2047 01:40:39,033 --> 01:40:40,701 [Kevin] Come on, Jam! 2048 01:40:40,785 --> 01:40:43,120 I feel like Robyn over there, Dancing on My Own. 2049 01:40:43,204 --> 01:40:44,163 Oh, I'm sorry. 2050 01:40:49,460 --> 01:40:50,711 OK. Hello? 2051 01:40:51,212 --> 01:40:53,339 Before you two get to second base, 2052 01:40:53,881 --> 01:40:55,675 girl, you feel like strolling? 2053 01:40:55,758 --> 01:40:56,634 You know I do. 2054 01:40:56,717 --> 01:40:58,928 ["One, Two, Step" by Ciara playing] 2055 01:41:00,054 --> 01:41:01,264 [Kevin] Get her, boo. 2056 01:41:01,597 --> 01:41:02,682 You're a little freak. 2057 01:41:02,765 --> 01:41:03,641 Yeah. 2058 01:41:03,724 --> 01:41:04,809 I'm watching you. 2059 01:41:06,769 --> 01:41:07,895 [chants] ♪ One-nine ♪ 2060 01:41:07,979 --> 01:41:08,980 [all chant] ♪ Sixteen ♪ 2061 01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:09,939 ♪ One-nine ♪ 2062 01:41:10,022 --> 01:41:11,023 ♪ Sixteen ♪ 2063 01:41:11,107 --> 01:41:13,734 [playing over speakers] ♪ Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic ♪ 2064 01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:14,944 ♪ Funky fresh... ♪ 2065 01:41:15,027 --> 01:41:17,113 [all chant] ♪ Mmm, sta! ♪ 2066 01:41:18,489 --> 01:41:19,865 ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 2067 01:41:20,658 --> 01:41:22,576 ♪ Mmm, sta! ♪ 2068 01:41:24,120 --> 01:41:25,997 ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 2069 01:41:26,998 --> 01:41:27,999 [men cheering] 2070 01:41:28,082 --> 01:41:30,835 [all cheering and chanting] 2071 01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:34,964 ♪ Mmm... ♪ 2072 01:41:35,047 --> 01:41:36,674 ♪ Koala, ah, ah, ah ♪ 2073 01:41:36,757 --> 01:41:39,635 ["One, Two, Step" by Ciara playing] 152696

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