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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,955 Welcome to Spontaneous Travel. 2 00:01:22,957 --> 00:01:24,256 How may I assist you? 3 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:26,792 I have an overnight delivery for an Amy Tyler. 4 00:01:26,794 --> 00:01:28,994 Oh, that'll be the productivity pod on your left. 5 00:01:28,996 --> 00:01:30,329 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 6 00:01:30,332 --> 00:01:31,329 Start-ups. 7 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:32,997 Have a spontaneous day! 8 00:01:32,999 --> 00:01:34,333 Yes, sir, I can imagine 9 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:36,267 it's not very fun in Syria right now, 10 00:01:36,269 --> 00:01:40,038 but traveler's insurance does not cover political unrest. 11 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,106 Amy Tyler? 12 00:01:42,108 --> 00:01:43,809 Can you hold on a mo-mo? 13 00:01:43,811 --> 00:01:45,108 Can I help you? 14 00:01:45,110 --> 00:01:47,111 Yeah, urgent for Amy Tyler? 15 00:01:47,113 --> 00:01:48,813 I'll sign. 16 00:01:48,815 --> 00:01:51,248 Amy, it's here! 17 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,150 Just in time. 18 00:01:53,152 --> 00:01:55,352 If I'm not careful, you could replace me. 19 00:01:55,354 --> 00:01:58,088 Oh, I could never be a ginger. Here. 20 00:01:58,090 --> 00:01:59,090 Oh! 21 00:02:01,794 --> 00:02:05,429 Robert, you are a life saver. 22 00:02:05,431 --> 00:02:07,363 Okay, my turn. The Wainwrights are in Sweden? 23 00:02:07,365 --> 00:02:08,931 You mean Syria? 24 00:02:08,933 --> 00:02:10,032 That, and then there's also a thingy. 25 00:02:10,034 --> 00:02:11,435 A military coup? 26 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:13,002 I don't know, listening is not really my thing. 27 00:02:13,004 --> 00:02:14,137 What about reading or watching the news? 28 00:02:14,139 --> 00:02:15,370 Oh, gross. 29 00:02:15,372 --> 00:02:17,473 Get Phillipe at Hotel Plaka on the line. 30 00:02:17,475 --> 00:02:19,340 I'll take care of the rest. 31 00:02:19,342 --> 00:02:21,010 That's why you're gonna own this place someday. 32 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:23,078 No, that's why I'll sell this place someday. 33 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,781 Mr. Wainwright, it's Amy from Spontaneous Travel. 34 00:02:26,783 --> 00:02:30,250 I understand you're having a once-in-a-lifetime experience. 35 00:02:30,252 --> 00:02:33,189 Let's see if we can't find you a better one. 36 00:02:33,191 --> 00:02:36,490 Yes, sir, I'm looking at a direct flight to Athens 37 00:02:36,492 --> 00:02:38,325 that leaves in two hours, 38 00:02:38,328 --> 00:02:40,962 and we will transfer your hotel reservation at no charge. 39 00:02:40,964 --> 00:02:42,362 I've got Phillipe on the other line, 40 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:44,164 who will take great care of you. 41 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:46,433 Direct Message me if you need anything after hours. 42 00:02:46,435 --> 00:02:49,869 No, thank you for choosing Spontaneous Travel, 43 00:02:49,871 --> 00:02:51,205 where we plan... 44 00:02:51,207 --> 00:02:53,140 ...for you to improvise. 45 00:02:53,142 --> 00:02:55,373 You have every luxury hotel on speed dial, 46 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,376 and I'm shooting my videos in an active coffee shop. 47 00:02:57,379 --> 00:02:59,077 Vanilla hemp latte for Sandra! 48 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,747 Right here! 49 00:03:00,749 --> 00:03:02,380 You don't spend three years making travel videos 50 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,182 in Europe without getting to know a few hotel managers. 51 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:07,118 Yeah, and you don't create a start-up travel agency. 52 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,521 Global Concierge. 53 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:10,223 Ugh, global concierge, 54 00:03:10,225 --> 00:03:12,859 without it being more than a few. 55 00:03:12,861 --> 00:03:14,293 All I'm saying is you could hook a girl up. 56 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,895 Wait, is that why you called? 57 00:03:15,897 --> 00:03:16,927 - No! - No. 58 00:03:16,929 --> 00:03:18,830 We wanna know if it came. 59 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:21,366 You mean, this? 60 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,068 Aaah! 61 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,036 Yay, what are we celebrating? 62 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,038 Take a bow, Robert. 63 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:30,374 I'd like to thank the Academy and my husband, Anderson Cooper. 64 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,543 I still can't believe you got a passport in less than a week. 65 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,478 Who knew the Department of State was on Grindr? 66 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:35,846 Ding-ding goes the trolley. 67 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,347 That makes so much sense. 68 00:03:37,349 --> 00:03:39,150 And Josh still has no idea? 69 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,785 Nope! I cleared the dates with his firm, 70 00:03:41,787 --> 00:03:43,953 booked the flights, even double-dipped on a few discounts 71 00:03:43,955 --> 00:03:45,221 because we have different last names. 72 00:03:45,223 --> 00:03:47,090 I planned it perfectly. 73 00:03:47,092 --> 00:03:48,490 Except, you forgot to check 74 00:03:48,492 --> 00:03:50,292 if your boyfriend's passport had expired. 75 00:03:50,294 --> 00:03:52,328 That's why I have Robert. 76 00:03:52,330 --> 00:03:54,328 Did you confirm the Wainwrights' Athens flight? 77 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:55,863 Oh, Ames, that's so five minutes ago. 78 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,966 I even got them a Groupon for the Aeropostale. 79 00:03:57,968 --> 00:03:59,267 You mean the Acropolis, right? 80 00:03:59,269 --> 00:04:02,870 Your trip with Josh is gonna be so amazing! 81 00:04:02,872 --> 00:04:04,305 It's gonna be perfect, Amy. 82 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:06,507 You could just chill out and focus on seeing 83 00:04:06,509 --> 00:04:08,177 all your favorite places in the world. 84 00:04:08,179 --> 00:04:09,576 With your favorite man in the world! 85 00:04:09,578 --> 00:04:10,844 Barf! 86 00:04:10,846 --> 00:04:12,147 That sounds so cheesy, 87 00:04:12,149 --> 00:04:14,381 but so amazing that I don't care! 88 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:16,385 And Josh has always talked about proposing 89 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:19,053 in front of that fountain where his grandparents met. 90 00:04:19,055 --> 00:04:20,087 I told you about that? 91 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,822 Only ten times. 92 00:04:21,824 --> 00:04:23,390 I hope he can just take the hint. 93 00:04:23,392 --> 00:04:25,391 - Men can be so oblivious. - You're telling me. 94 00:04:25,393 --> 00:04:27,927 I reminded him about dinner tonight, and he tried to pretend 95 00:04:27,929 --> 00:04:29,829 he had something really important planned, 96 00:04:29,832 --> 00:04:31,598 but I am pretty sure he just forgot. 97 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,300 Or maybe he's planning a little surprise of his own. 98 00:04:34,302 --> 00:04:36,203 No. 99 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:38,004 You think? 100 00:04:38,006 --> 00:04:40,072 Oh, but he knows I hate surprises. 101 00:04:40,074 --> 00:04:42,309 Honey, you've cashed in thousands of dollars 102 00:04:42,311 --> 00:04:44,143 and dozens of favors for this trip. 103 00:04:44,145 --> 00:04:47,046 In a month, I better see two carats, or a new man. 104 00:04:47,048 --> 00:04:49,013 Oh, my gosh, I'd love to plan your wedding. 105 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:50,949 - Ew, no! - Absolutely not! 106 00:04:50,951 --> 00:04:52,551 All right, all right, all right. 107 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,918 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 108 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,322 Right now, I just have to focus on getting to dinner on time. 109 00:04:57,324 --> 00:04:58,856 You mean five minutes ago? 110 00:04:58,858 --> 00:05:00,391 Crap, yes. Robert... 111 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:01,328 Already Uber-ing. 112 00:05:08,869 --> 00:05:10,401 Oh, sorry I'm late. 113 00:05:10,403 --> 00:05:11,602 Oh, um... 114 00:05:11,604 --> 00:05:15,104 I was just finishing up your surprise. 115 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:17,040 Amy Tyler, late for something. 116 00:05:17,042 --> 00:05:18,441 The apocalypse is nigh. 117 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,943 For our anniversary, grumpy pants. 118 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,511 Yeah, Amy, about that, um... 119 00:05:22,513 --> 00:05:24,013 Can I just tell you what your surprise is? 120 00:05:24,015 --> 00:05:25,147 Well, I think we really need to... 121 00:05:25,149 --> 00:05:26,315 And I cannot keep a secret so... 122 00:05:26,317 --> 00:05:27,986 Amy! Just... 123 00:05:29,487 --> 00:05:31,456 Yeah, I'm just gonna give you two a minute. 124 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:40,394 Amy, you're a great girl, and we've had a lot of fun... 125 00:05:40,396 --> 00:05:42,097 But this doesn't sound very fun. 126 00:05:42,099 --> 00:05:44,031 I just feel like things are moving too fast. 127 00:05:44,033 --> 00:05:45,634 We've been dating for two years. 128 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,502 - I know. - We live together. 129 00:05:47,504 --> 00:05:49,069 Exactly. 130 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:50,436 I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. 131 00:05:50,438 --> 00:05:52,539 Well... I'm not saying 132 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:53,606 we have to get married right now. 133 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:55,076 Oh, thank God. 134 00:05:55,078 --> 00:05:57,277 Great! Good. 135 00:05:57,279 --> 00:05:59,380 No, I'm glad we're on the same page with this, 136 00:05:59,382 --> 00:06:00,981 because I feel like you're always making 137 00:06:00,983 --> 00:06:03,182 these big, romantic gestures and wanting to spend 138 00:06:03,184 --> 00:06:04,685 all this time and money together. 139 00:06:04,687 --> 00:06:08,158 And I just don't want to do that anymore. 140 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:12,257 So... 141 00:06:12,259 --> 00:06:13,927 Ahh. Good. 142 00:06:13,929 --> 00:06:16,095 Whew! Heh. 143 00:06:16,097 --> 00:06:19,665 Uh, that went much better than I thought it would. 144 00:06:19,667 --> 00:06:21,537 What did you want to talk about? 145 00:06:23,404 --> 00:06:26,270 I booked us a... a two-week trip to Europe for our anniversary. 146 00:06:26,272 --> 00:06:29,340 What? Are you... Are you crazy? 147 00:06:29,342 --> 00:06:30,708 I... I can't take two weeks off. 148 00:06:30,710 --> 00:06:32,442 No, I cleared it with your boss. 149 00:06:32,444 --> 00:06:33,679 You talked to Mike behind my back? 150 00:06:33,681 --> 00:06:35,579 That's how a surprise works. 151 00:06:35,581 --> 00:06:37,414 What am I gonna do in Europe for two weeks? 152 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:39,449 You love Europe. 153 00:06:39,451 --> 00:06:41,551 You studied abroad in Amsterdam. 154 00:06:41,553 --> 00:06:43,253 We met dancing in Ibiza. 155 00:06:43,255 --> 00:06:44,956 You've always wanted to propose at the fountain 156 00:06:44,958 --> 00:06:46,256 where your grandparents met. 157 00:06:46,259 --> 00:06:48,491 Amy, I told you that on, like, our third date. 158 00:06:48,493 --> 00:06:50,126 I thought it was romantic. 159 00:06:50,128 --> 00:06:51,561 I thought it would get me laid. 160 00:06:51,563 --> 00:06:54,233 Just gonna take another lap around, no rush. 161 00:06:56,434 --> 00:06:59,235 Well, I wish I'd known that before I fell in love with you. 162 00:06:59,237 --> 00:07:01,705 I wish I'd known that before we moved in together. 163 00:07:01,707 --> 00:07:04,006 And I really wish I'd known that 164 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:05,640 before I booked us a non-refundable 165 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,376 two-week trip to Europe for our anniversary. 166 00:07:08,378 --> 00:07:10,712 Amy, I think a vacation is a great idea. 167 00:07:10,714 --> 00:07:12,683 You know, just maybe... 168 00:07:15,286 --> 00:07:17,719 ...from each other. 169 00:07:17,721 --> 00:07:19,487 Are you breaking up with me? 170 00:07:19,490 --> 00:07:20,589 No! 171 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:22,990 I mean... 172 00:07:22,992 --> 00:07:24,992 if that's what you want. 173 00:07:24,995 --> 00:07:26,660 What I want is to be with someone 174 00:07:26,662 --> 00:07:28,997 who sees a future with me. 175 00:07:28,999 --> 00:07:30,467 I'm not a fortune teller, Amy. 176 00:07:32,768 --> 00:07:35,569 Well, at least I already started packing. 177 00:07:35,571 --> 00:07:37,440 Amy, wait. 178 00:07:39,108 --> 00:07:41,107 What are you gonna do with that ticket? 179 00:07:41,109 --> 00:07:44,210 So maybe I can get it exchanged for another time? 180 00:07:44,212 --> 00:07:46,145 I am gonna taze his ass! 181 00:07:46,147 --> 00:07:47,747 Amy, you can stay as long as you need. 182 00:07:47,750 --> 00:07:49,514 Why didn't you make him move out? 183 00:07:49,516 --> 00:07:51,118 Eff this, I'm ordering a pizza. 184 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,284 We've earned it. You've gotta still go, Ames. 185 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:56,056 I would kill to see Turkey! Literally murder bodies. 186 00:07:56,058 --> 00:07:57,288 The girl just got dumped. 187 00:07:57,290 --> 00:07:58,456 What's she gonna do in Turkey? 188 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,058 Well, we don't know his name yet. 189 00:08:00,060 --> 00:08:01,526 Marcie's right. 190 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:03,194 I can't go anywhere right now. 191 00:08:03,196 --> 00:08:05,530 I don't even have a place to live. 192 00:08:05,533 --> 00:08:07,800 It was a stupid idea anyway. 193 00:08:07,802 --> 00:08:09,801 Amy, you dropped, like, thousands on this trip. 194 00:08:09,803 --> 00:08:11,068 Of your own money. 195 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:12,069 At least give me the tickets. 196 00:08:12,071 --> 00:08:13,537 You don't understand. 197 00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:15,205 They're nontransferable. 198 00:08:15,207 --> 00:08:17,341 Our names are on everything. 199 00:08:17,343 --> 00:08:20,712 Plane tickets, hotels, tours, even dinner reservations. 200 00:08:20,714 --> 00:08:22,312 I can't go without him. 201 00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:25,248 Amy, I am so sorry, 202 00:08:25,250 --> 00:08:26,649 but we're your girls, okay? 203 00:08:26,651 --> 00:08:28,618 - And we're here for you. - For anything. 204 00:08:28,620 --> 00:08:30,486 Can we do a gluten-free crust? I'm on a thing. 205 00:08:30,488 --> 00:08:32,823 The next time that Josh Merit parks anywhere, 206 00:08:32,825 --> 00:08:35,190 I'm gonna be there to turn that meter off 207 00:08:35,192 --> 00:08:36,592 and ticket his ass. 208 00:08:36,595 --> 00:08:38,093 Wait, you can do that? 209 00:08:38,095 --> 00:08:39,328 But you have to forget about him, okay? 210 00:08:39,330 --> 00:08:40,695 Forget about this trip. 211 00:08:40,697 --> 00:08:42,397 Maybe that's him! 212 00:08:42,399 --> 00:08:44,500 What part of "take her damn phone away from her" 213 00:08:44,502 --> 00:08:45,767 did you not understand? 214 00:08:45,769 --> 00:08:47,270 Please, she's too sober to drunk dial. 215 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:48,736 Bitch, you are not a Breathalyzer. 216 00:08:48,738 --> 00:08:50,738 He changed our relationship status. 217 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:52,207 - What?! - Ouch. 218 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:53,575 He listed himself as single, 219 00:08:53,577 --> 00:08:56,313 so now it says I'm single, too. 220 00:08:58,114 --> 00:08:59,346 I guess it's official. 221 00:08:59,349 --> 00:09:00,581 And it wasn't official when he turned down 222 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,283 an all-expenses-paid vacation? 223 00:09:02,285 --> 00:09:04,384 Yeah, he should have at least led her on for another two weeks 224 00:09:04,386 --> 00:09:06,287 and gotten a free trip and vacation sex out of it. 225 00:09:06,289 --> 00:09:07,687 - What? - Girl, I'm gon... 226 00:09:07,689 --> 00:09:09,322 He changed his profile picture. 227 00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:10,323 Sandra, I need your computer. 228 00:09:10,325 --> 00:09:11,624 No, Amy, calm down. 229 00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:13,259 What if it's with a new girl? 230 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:14,528 The new picture won't load on my phone. 231 00:09:14,530 --> 00:09:15,562 Girl, take the hint! 232 00:09:15,564 --> 00:09:17,096 Okay! Okay, grabby. 233 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,399 Pizza's on you, then. 234 00:09:18,401 --> 00:09:20,600 Why can't I find him on here? 235 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,470 Did he block me?! 236 00:09:22,472 --> 00:09:23,635 Breathe. 237 00:09:23,638 --> 00:09:25,138 It's logged into my profile. 238 00:09:25,140 --> 00:09:26,306 I am not friends with the A-hole 239 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:27,474 formally known as your boyfriend. 240 00:09:27,476 --> 00:09:29,141 Okay, just search for him. 241 00:09:29,144 --> 00:09:31,376 And once you're done, we can go to the club. 242 00:09:31,378 --> 00:09:34,314 He changed his picture, so I can't tell which one he is. 243 00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:37,248 Whoa, there must be at least a dozen Josh Merits on here. 244 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:39,283 Okay, I think this one's him. 245 00:09:39,285 --> 00:09:41,552 Okay, see? No new girl. 246 00:09:41,554 --> 00:09:43,121 Just a bunch of douche-nozzles doing shots. 247 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:45,257 Wait, no, go back! 248 00:09:45,259 --> 00:09:46,791 No, this is him, Sandra. 249 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:48,660 We don't need to look at a bunch of random guys. 250 00:09:48,662 --> 00:09:49,794 Yes, you do! 251 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,228 - Huh? - What? 252 00:09:51,230 --> 00:09:54,331 You need a new Josh Merit. 253 00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:55,732 Now, I know you're not thinking 254 00:09:55,734 --> 00:09:57,635 what I think you're thinking. 255 00:09:57,637 --> 00:10:00,137 Honestly, this is the best idea I've ever had. 256 00:10:00,139 --> 00:10:02,573 No, no, no. 257 00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:03,707 Absolutely not! 258 00:10:03,709 --> 00:10:04,507 Come on! 259 00:10:04,509 --> 00:10:05,875 The best way to get over one guy 260 00:10:05,877 --> 00:10:07,343 is to get on top of another one. 261 00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:08,645 This one time, it's a good plan. 262 00:10:08,647 --> 00:10:10,246 I mean, think about it. 263 00:10:10,248 --> 00:10:11,814 You've already prepaid for this two-week 264 00:10:11,816 --> 00:10:14,317 dream vacation with a Josh Merit. 265 00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:16,653 You can't change the tickets, but you can change the guy. 266 00:10:16,655 --> 00:10:18,355 This is ridiculous. 267 00:10:18,357 --> 00:10:19,821 This way, you get to keep your trip, 268 00:10:19,823 --> 00:10:22,725 your plan, and maybe even find a rebound. 269 00:10:22,727 --> 00:10:24,826 You'll never have to worry about saying the wrong name. 270 00:10:24,828 --> 00:10:27,596 I am not taking a stranger to Europe! 271 00:10:27,598 --> 00:10:29,230 Isn't that what you do for a living? 272 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:30,633 Well, what if he's a total creep? Hmm? 273 00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:32,333 Or a knife-stabber. 274 00:10:32,335 --> 00:10:34,601 This is the whole reason that I stopped making videos 275 00:10:34,604 --> 00:10:36,738 and dealt with other people's travel. 276 00:10:36,740 --> 00:10:39,640 People are unpredictable. 277 00:10:39,642 --> 00:10:41,275 Like Josh. 278 00:10:42,443 --> 00:10:43,677 Okay. 279 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,344 Do you wanna make a pro and con list? 280 00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:46,379 No. 281 00:10:46,381 --> 00:10:47,580 But you love pro and con lists. 282 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,650 - I do. - Okay. 283 00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:52,286 You get to relive Amy's Adventures. 284 00:10:52,288 --> 00:10:54,286 I haven't vlogged in years. 285 00:10:54,289 --> 00:10:56,190 - Meet new people! - I hate people. 286 00:10:56,192 --> 00:10:57,689 Well, we'll run a background check. 287 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,193 Make sure you're safe. 288 00:10:59,195 --> 00:11:00,392 You're a parking enforcement officer. 289 00:11:00,394 --> 00:11:01,727 I still work for the state. 290 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,395 And we can figure out where these guys hang out 291 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:05,198 and go window shopping. 292 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,832 I can't just write a bunch of random men online. 293 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,602 What would I even say? 294 00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:10,968 "Hi, we've never met, 295 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,938 "but you've won a free trip to Europe! 296 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,807 "And also, there's a Nigerian prince 297 00:11:14,809 --> 00:11:16,640 with an exciting financial opportunity." 298 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,610 Who is gonna turn down a free trip? 299 00:11:18,612 --> 00:11:20,812 Better yet, offer them a deal on the tickets 300 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,346 and make some of your money back. 301 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,582 What am I, Living Social? 302 00:11:23,584 --> 00:11:24,848 No, you're "Living Single." 303 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,384 All you have to do 304 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,586 is write a few Josh Merits. 305 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,888 We'll take care of the rest. 306 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,989 Guys, come on. 307 00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:33,423 Do you really expect me 308 00:11:33,425 --> 00:11:35,592 to contact every guy on the Internet 309 00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:36,759 with my ex's name? 310 00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:38,294 No! 311 00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:40,396 Just the cute ones. 312 00:11:40,398 --> 00:11:41,767 I heard that! 313 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,469 - Where do we start? - Yes! 314 00:11:48,773 --> 00:11:50,873 You don't waste any time. 315 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:52,307 Yeah, maybe this was a bad idea. 316 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,475 Uh, d-d-d... no. 317 00:11:53,477 --> 00:11:54,575 - Hold on! - No, no. 318 00:11:54,577 --> 00:11:55,912 That's him. 319 00:11:55,914 --> 00:11:58,012 - Who? - Our first Josh Merit. 320 00:11:58,014 --> 00:11:59,915 I posted that I was looking to book Josh Merit 321 00:11:59,917 --> 00:12:02,450 on my show, the Internet took care of the rest. 322 00:12:02,453 --> 00:12:03,852 You can find anyone. 323 00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:05,554 Except a sponsor for her YouTube channel. 324 00:12:05,556 --> 00:12:06,921 Focus, ladies. 325 00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:08,556 He's a 30-year-old musician from Tennessee 326 00:12:08,558 --> 00:12:09,857 with a body like Ryan Lochte 327 00:12:09,860 --> 00:12:10,959 and a voice that sounds like rainbows. 328 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:13,395 He is the definition of a rebound, 329 00:12:13,397 --> 00:12:14,694 and he's standing right over there. 330 00:12:14,696 --> 00:12:16,030 Ladies and ladies, 331 00:12:16,032 --> 00:12:19,334 please welcome our first contestant, Josh Merit. 332 00:12:20,936 --> 00:12:22,870 How old is that photo? 333 00:12:22,872 --> 00:12:25,274 Girl, if you don't go over there, I will. 334 00:12:27,608 --> 00:12:29,509 I... I... I can do it! 335 00:12:29,511 --> 00:12:31,343 OMG! Josh... 336 00:12:31,345 --> 00:12:32,912 - Yeah, Abby? - I love you. 337 00:12:32,914 --> 00:12:34,047 Yeah. 338 00:12:34,049 --> 00:12:36,515 Are you gonna play "Falling" tonight? 339 00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:37,884 Yeah, I think I can make that happen. 340 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:42,354 Can we take a picture together? 341 00:12:42,356 --> 00:12:43,489 Can you? 342 00:12:43,491 --> 00:12:45,324 Uh... 343 00:12:45,326 --> 00:12:46,658 On three, say, 344 00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,061 "I mistake attention for love." 345 00:12:50,831 --> 00:12:52,363 All right. 346 00:12:52,365 --> 00:12:53,797 I'm your biggest fan. 347 00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:54,799 See you after the show, Josh. 348 00:12:54,801 --> 00:12:56,271 Yeah, okay, thanks. 349 00:12:59,073 --> 00:13:00,637 Sorry about that. Do you... 350 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:02,006 Did you wanna get a photo? 351 00:13:02,008 --> 00:13:03,373 Oh, God, no, heh. 352 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,840 - I'm sorry. - No, okay. 353 00:13:04,842 --> 00:13:06,542 It's... it's cool. 354 00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:09,545 I personally prefer to be heard and not seen. 355 00:13:09,548 --> 00:13:11,848 So how long have you been playing? 356 00:13:11,850 --> 00:13:13,750 Oh, wow, you really did not come here 357 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:15,017 to hear me play music, did you? 358 00:13:15,019 --> 00:13:17,920 No. I'm sorry. 359 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,323 No, no, don't worry about it. 360 00:13:19,325 --> 00:13:21,858 It's, uh, it's actually refreshing. 361 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:23,559 And who knows? 362 00:13:23,561 --> 00:13:25,561 Maybe Josh Merit can make a fan out of you tonight. 363 00:13:25,563 --> 00:13:28,530 Yeah, you're gonna have to work really hard 364 00:13:28,532 --> 00:13:31,766 to make me a fan of Josh Merit right now. 365 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:33,968 You know, um, I'm usually surrounded 366 00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:36,838 by either fans or crazies. 367 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:40,342 But it's nice to meet, you know, someone like you. 368 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,045 You know, sometimes I just fantasize 369 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:46,047 about just taking a trip. 370 00:13:46,049 --> 00:13:48,917 You know, just... get away from it all. 371 00:13:48,919 --> 00:13:50,818 Well, it... it's funny you should mention that 372 00:13:50,820 --> 00:13:53,420 because, um, this is crazy, actually. 373 00:13:53,423 --> 00:13:55,822 This is, like, the weirdest thing I've ever done in my entire life... 374 00:13:55,824 --> 00:13:57,423 Put your hands together 375 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,960 for the very talented Josh Merit! 376 00:13:59,962 --> 00:14:01,528 That is my cue. 377 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:04,597 Um, thank you for accidentally coming tonight. 378 00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:08,534 And whoever you are actually looking for is a lucky guy. 379 00:14:08,536 --> 00:14:10,671 Come on, San Francisco! 380 00:14:10,673 --> 00:14:12,872 We can do better than that! 381 00:14:16,977 --> 00:14:19,445 Yeah, I didn't get to ask him yet. 382 00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:21,012 - Uh, but he was nice. - That's good. 383 00:14:21,014 --> 00:14:24,516 ...and this is Josh Merit and the Paper Heart Band. 384 00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:26,617 - He's cute. - He's really cute. 385 00:14:26,619 --> 00:14:31,823 And this first song is dedicated to a new fan. 386 00:14:31,825 --> 00:14:35,993 She, uh... just might not know it yet. 387 00:14:37,697 --> 00:14:42,165 ♪ You've got that ♪ 388 00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:48,072 ♪ You've got that beautiful ♪ 389 00:14:48,074 --> 00:14:52,107 ♪ Murder face, ah ♪ 390 00:14:52,109 --> 00:14:55,778 ♪ Murder face ♪ 391 00:14:55,780 --> 00:15:00,949 ♪ Blood in your eyes and poison in your smile ♪ 392 00:15:00,951 --> 00:15:02,484 ♪ Kill! Kill! ♪ 393 00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,953 Dear Josh, you don't know me, 394 00:15:04,955 --> 00:15:09,425 but I am in a weird situation and need your help. 395 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,499 My ex-boyfriend is also named Josh Merit. 396 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,201 And before we broke up, 397 00:15:20,203 --> 00:15:22,738 I booked a nonrefundable vacation under his name. 398 00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:32,046 So, I was curious if you'd be interested 399 00:15:32,048 --> 00:15:34,949 in a no-strings-attached, platonic trip to Europe 400 00:15:34,951 --> 00:15:37,049 for a fraction of the ticket price. 401 00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:16,152 If you're interested and have a valid passport, 402 00:16:16,154 --> 00:16:18,022 write me back as soon as possible, 403 00:16:18,024 --> 00:16:19,956 and I'll give you more details. 404 00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,094 Thanks, Amy. 405 00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:32,735 Ugh, where is he? 406 00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:34,036 I thought you said he'd be here. 407 00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:35,605 This is exhausting. 408 00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,507 Now I actually need a vacation. 409 00:16:37,509 --> 00:16:39,175 Look, it's been almost a week, Amy. 410 00:16:39,177 --> 00:16:40,909 We're not looking for your soul mate, 411 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,545 just a double to get you checked into airports and hotels. 412 00:16:43,547 --> 00:16:47,083 Okay, this final candidate is Joshua Merit. 413 00:16:47,085 --> 00:16:49,251 He's originally from Minnesota. 414 00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:51,151 He got his masters at UCLA, 415 00:16:51,153 --> 00:16:53,854 taught kindergarten until last week with the state cutbacks, 416 00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:56,690 has no criminal record and type O positive blood. 417 00:16:56,692 --> 00:16:57,925 Well, that's a deal breaker. 418 00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,592 You know she likes her men type A. 419 00:16:59,594 --> 00:17:01,728 How do you find all this information? 420 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:02,796 You can find anything on the Internet. 421 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:03,797 Really? How big is his... 422 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:05,633 Stop! I swear you guys 423 00:17:05,635 --> 00:17:07,800 are more invested in my love life than I am. 424 00:17:07,802 --> 00:17:09,973 Wait, I think that's him! 425 00:17:12,041 --> 00:17:14,141 He looks so sad. 426 00:17:14,143 --> 00:17:15,608 Well, he did just lose his job. 427 00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,243 And he drives a scooter. 428 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,278 I can't really tell what he looks like. 429 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,880 Well, all I can tell from here is he's got 430 00:17:20,882 --> 00:17:23,682 the buttocks of a thoroughbred stallion. 431 00:17:23,684 --> 00:17:24,683 Wait, he's looking over here! 432 00:17:24,685 --> 00:17:26,118 Oh, okay. 433 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:28,054 What are you doing? 434 00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,188 He doesn't know what you look like, crazy pants. 435 00:17:30,190 --> 00:17:33,057 Okay, your flight leaves in 24 hours, Amy. 436 00:17:33,059 --> 00:17:34,258 You can't afford to be picky. 437 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:35,794 Maybe I just shouldn't go. 438 00:17:35,796 --> 00:17:38,229 No! He wrote back and said he was interested. 439 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,998 We've seen every Josh Merit in the city. 440 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,167 This Josh'll do. 441 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:43,402 And if it doesn't work out, 442 00:17:43,404 --> 00:17:45,304 you can just give him his return ticket and then go meet 443 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:46,939 some mysterious stranger who doesn't speak English 444 00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:49,940 but makes you orgasm in five languages. 445 00:17:49,942 --> 00:17:52,011 I worry about you. 446 00:17:53,314 --> 00:17:54,911 - Me too. - Okay... 447 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:57,847 Fifty Shades of Gross here has got it right. 448 00:17:57,849 --> 00:17:59,950 You need this, Amy. 449 00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,319 Besides, whatever Josh you take with you to Europe 450 00:18:02,321 --> 00:18:04,054 is better than the one you had. 451 00:18:37,353 --> 00:18:40,887 Uh, oh. Oh, uh, Josh? 452 00:18:40,889 --> 00:18:42,823 I still think you should have gone with Personal Trainer Josh. 453 00:18:42,825 --> 00:18:45,291 Well, this is the only one that said yes to my offer, okay? 454 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:47,628 Wow, even my standards are higher than that. 455 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:49,664 This Josh is single, drug-free, 456 00:18:49,666 --> 00:18:51,098 and as far as we know, not a knife-stabber. 457 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,300 Okay? We're lucky he said yes. 458 00:18:53,302 --> 00:18:56,068 Those are impressive credentials for any man from the Bay Area, regardless of name. 459 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,105 I mean, if the state trusts him to teach children, 460 00:18:58,107 --> 00:18:59,371 I'm gonna trust him with you. 461 00:18:59,373 --> 00:19:01,640 Not to mention, he has a valid passport. 462 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:02,678 And a great butt. 463 00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:06,212 What? It's important! 464 00:19:06,214 --> 00:19:08,380 Okay, remember we have to pretend like we've never seen him before. 465 00:19:08,382 --> 00:19:10,215 So, put the sign back up and play it up. 466 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,983 And, Sandra, try not to hit on him. 467 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,285 But how will I resist his unemployed, 468 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,154 scooter-riding charm? 469 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,722 Regardless of anything, I just want you to know 470 00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:20,424 I'm really proud of you, Amy. 471 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:22,894 I mean, you could've stayed home sulking 472 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:25,762 and missed out on a trip of a lifetime, but you didn't. 473 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:26,998 I know. 474 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,000 I mean, this is crazy, 475 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,836 but I'm actually kind of excited about it. 476 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,038 And at least someone's getting to use the ticket. 477 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,705 He seems like he really needs it. 478 00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:36,906 You know who really needs it... 479 00:19:36,908 --> 00:19:38,075 Wait, guys! I think this is him. 480 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:39,307 Play it cool. 481 00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:58,860 Hey. Uh, sorry I'm late. 482 00:19:58,862 --> 00:19:59,861 I'm Joshua. 483 00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:01,364 "Josh." 484 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,331 You couldn't have shaved? 485 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:04,766 Or at least showered? 486 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:06,101 Uh, sorry. 487 00:20:06,103 --> 00:20:08,102 Thought we were gonna be on a plane for 12 hours. 488 00:20:08,104 --> 00:20:09,304 Don't worry about her. 489 00:20:09,306 --> 00:20:10,337 I don't mind the scruff, heh. 490 00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,337 Thank you. 491 00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,208 Uh, Amy, I'm guessing? 492 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:15,776 No, it's nice to meet you though, Joshua. 493 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,445 I'm Sandra. 494 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:21,449 Who will be staying here, with me. 495 00:20:21,451 --> 00:20:23,784 This is Amy. 496 00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,218 Hi, Amy. 497 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,986 I mean... I'm Amy. 498 00:20:27,989 --> 00:20:30,823 Hi, Amy. Uh, Jo... 499 00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:32,092 Uh, we already did that. 500 00:20:32,094 --> 00:20:34,060 Um, can I help you with your bag? 501 00:20:34,062 --> 00:20:36,795 Uh, do you have a bag? 502 00:20:36,797 --> 00:20:38,398 Uh, didn't have much of a heads-up, 503 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,899 so just threw everything in a backpack and left. 504 00:20:40,902 --> 00:20:42,802 Have you ever tried a rolling bag? 505 00:20:42,804 --> 00:20:45,204 Have you ever tried not micromanaging other people? 506 00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:47,305 Okay, Joshua. 507 00:20:47,307 --> 00:20:48,840 See, the thing is, Amy here, 508 00:20:48,843 --> 00:20:50,274 she's calling all the shots. 509 00:20:50,276 --> 00:20:51,776 Except in the bedroom. 510 00:20:51,778 --> 00:20:52,909 Then she likes a little dominance, 511 00:20:52,912 --> 00:20:53,911 and her safe word is "stop." 512 00:20:53,913 --> 00:20:55,179 Guys... 513 00:20:55,181 --> 00:20:57,248 Everything is in both of your names, 514 00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:59,216 so if you can't play nice, you may as well walk away now 515 00:20:59,218 --> 00:21:00,885 or you'll be limping away later. 516 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:02,119 You don't have to play nice with me. 517 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:03,286 I like limping away. 518 00:21:03,288 --> 00:21:05,255 - Seriously? - Wow, heh. 519 00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:08,126 Maybe I should get my return ticket now for safe-keeping, huh? 520 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,326 Sure! 521 00:21:09,328 --> 00:21:10,761 And if you wouldn't mind waiting 522 00:21:10,763 --> 00:21:12,028 until at least Sunday to dump me. 523 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:13,295 I've already been through that once this week. 524 00:21:13,297 --> 00:21:16,133 Okay? Everybody happy? 525 00:21:16,135 --> 00:21:18,001 Great. Here's your boarding pass. 526 00:21:18,003 --> 00:21:20,002 I'm glad you came, I'll see you on the plane. 527 00:21:20,004 --> 00:21:21,803 Amy... 528 00:21:23,507 --> 00:21:25,907 Is she okay? 529 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:28,877 Don't worry, she's much more friendly at 30,000 feet. 530 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:31,079 And don't forget... any funny business, 531 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,415 I won't be afraid to use this. 532 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,849 Did that say Parking Enforcement? 533 00:21:34,851 --> 00:21:37,353 Just get on the damn plane! 534 00:21:37,355 --> 00:21:40,221 Okay, folks, I need two lines! 535 00:21:40,224 --> 00:21:42,356 Okay, have your documentation out. 536 00:21:42,358 --> 00:21:43,357 I'm not going anywhere. 537 00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,425 Next! 538 00:21:45,427 --> 00:21:46,827 Sir, step up, please. 539 00:21:46,829 --> 00:21:48,331 Sorry. It's, uh, early for me. 540 00:21:54,337 --> 00:21:55,903 Hmm... 541 00:21:55,905 --> 00:21:57,171 The name on your boarding pass 542 00:21:57,173 --> 00:21:59,239 doesn't match the name on your passport. 543 00:21:59,241 --> 00:22:00,444 Uh... let me see. 544 00:22:02,912 --> 00:22:05,411 No. Says right there, "Josh Merit." 545 00:22:05,414 --> 00:22:08,414 It says Michael Joshua Merit. 546 00:22:08,416 --> 00:22:10,851 Yeah, so Michael Josh Merit. 547 00:22:10,853 --> 00:22:12,184 That don't fly. 548 00:22:12,187 --> 00:22:13,518 Well I mean, not flying 549 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,555 is not really an option right now, so... 550 00:22:15,557 --> 00:22:18,489 I won't allow you to board with the wrong documentation. 551 00:22:18,491 --> 00:22:20,425 Are you serious? 552 00:22:20,427 --> 00:22:22,495 There's nothing wrong with my documentation. 553 00:22:22,497 --> 00:22:23,796 Do I look like a terrorist? 554 00:22:23,798 --> 00:22:26,064 You wanna check up my butt, see if there's anything up there? 555 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:27,065 Oh, I know something's up there, 556 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,232 but you want me to find out. 557 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,066 Ah, you must say that to all the guys. 558 00:22:30,069 --> 00:22:32,035 I'm sorry. Is... Is there a problem? 559 00:22:32,037 --> 00:22:34,205 Uh, yeah, honey bear. 560 00:22:34,207 --> 00:22:37,440 Uh, you used the wrong name on the tickets. 561 00:22:37,442 --> 00:22:40,945 That's funny, I thought Josh Merit was correct. 562 00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:42,246 You two are traveling together? 563 00:22:42,249 --> 00:22:43,314 She does this all the time. 564 00:22:43,316 --> 00:22:45,216 - I... What? - Uh... 565 00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:47,450 - Josh was my middle name, pumpkin. - Really? 566 00:22:47,452 --> 00:22:48,551 You don't know your man's middle name? 567 00:22:48,553 --> 00:22:50,553 She means, really? 568 00:22:50,556 --> 00:22:52,589 That makes a difference? 569 00:22:52,591 --> 00:22:55,592 I'm gonna have to ask the two of you to step aside. 570 00:22:55,594 --> 00:22:57,427 I cannot believe I got talked into this. 571 00:22:57,429 --> 00:22:58,460 What were you thinking? 572 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,563 What were my parents thinking? 573 00:23:00,565 --> 00:23:04,300 - Exactly. Michael is a terrible name. - Hey, my name's Michael. 574 00:23:04,302 --> 00:23:06,134 Well, don't tell her that. She'll get all crazy. 575 00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:08,337 I should have gone with any of the other guys that I looked at. 576 00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:09,571 Well, that's just hurtful. 577 00:23:09,573 --> 00:23:10,805 Even the guy who dealt drugs would have been better than you! 578 00:23:10,807 --> 00:23:12,908 Ma'am, do you have something that you would like to declare? 579 00:23:12,910 --> 00:23:15,475 Uh, Pookie-bear, let's not make the nice man upset. 580 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:18,013 I just wanted to take a nice trip to Europe. 581 00:23:18,015 --> 00:23:20,482 - You have ruined everything. - Oh, sure, this is all my fault. 582 00:23:20,484 --> 00:23:22,551 No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, 583 00:23:22,553 --> 00:23:24,551 - nothing goes right! - Nothing goes right for you? 584 00:23:24,553 --> 00:23:26,321 What about me? I just lost my job! 585 00:23:26,323 --> 00:23:29,021 I just wanted to go to Europe! 586 00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:30,090 I just wanted to help children! 587 00:23:30,092 --> 00:23:32,326 I am gonna die alone! 588 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:33,927 It's like you don't even know me! 589 00:23:33,929 --> 00:23:35,263 Oh, hell. Uhh! 590 00:23:35,265 --> 00:23:36,596 Go on, it's fine. 591 00:23:36,598 --> 00:23:37,998 Really? 592 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,602 Thank you so much. 593 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,337 Y'all crazy. 594 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,408 We're in therapy. 595 00:23:56,283 --> 00:23:58,386 See? That wasn't so bad. 596 00:24:01,289 --> 00:24:03,221 You were great back there, by the way. 597 00:24:03,223 --> 00:24:05,356 Let's be clear... I'm not going to let anything 598 00:24:05,358 --> 00:24:07,692 take this trip away from me, okay? 599 00:24:07,694 --> 00:24:10,193 Okay. 600 00:24:10,196 --> 00:24:13,030 Thank you, by the way. 601 00:24:13,032 --> 00:24:14,598 For everything. 602 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,969 You have no idea how badly I needed this. 603 00:24:17,971 --> 00:24:20,337 Well... me, too. 604 00:24:20,339 --> 00:24:23,307 So... thank you. 605 00:24:23,309 --> 00:24:26,476 Uh, before I forget... 606 00:24:26,478 --> 00:24:29,182 this should cover my half of the trip. 607 00:24:30,549 --> 00:24:32,082 It was a great deal, by the way. 608 00:24:32,084 --> 00:24:33,449 You got really lucky. 609 00:24:33,451 --> 00:24:35,151 It wasn't luck. 610 00:24:35,153 --> 00:24:37,185 It took a lot of careful planning and scheduling. 611 00:24:37,187 --> 00:24:38,421 Uh, excuse me, Miss? 612 00:24:38,423 --> 00:24:40,021 Yes, sir, can I get you anything? 613 00:24:40,023 --> 00:24:41,556 Could I get a scotch and soda before takeoff? 614 00:24:41,558 --> 00:24:42,557 Of course, sir. 615 00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:43,625 Thanks. 616 00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:48,462 What? 617 00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:50,265 It's a little early, isn't it? 618 00:24:50,267 --> 00:24:54,568 Um... I thought we were going on vacation, right? 619 00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:57,104 And did I mention, free scotch? 620 00:24:57,106 --> 00:25:01,007 See, um, this is really more of a retreat than a binge. 621 00:25:01,009 --> 00:25:03,009 I'm just having a drink to calm my nerves. 622 00:25:03,011 --> 00:25:04,445 Well, it would really calm my nerves 623 00:25:04,447 --> 00:25:06,580 if I knew I wasn't traveling with an alcoholic. 624 00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:08,515 What are you, Mormon? It's one drink! 625 00:25:08,518 --> 00:25:11,017 I don't know anything about you. 626 00:25:11,019 --> 00:25:14,088 Like, apparently, I don't even know your real name, Michael! 627 00:25:14,090 --> 00:25:16,422 Look, no one's called me Michael since I was seven. 628 00:25:16,424 --> 00:25:18,292 - Uh, Michael? - What? 629 00:25:18,294 --> 00:25:19,758 Uh, your drink. 630 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,226 Thanks. Sorry. 631 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,762 Enjoy. 632 00:25:22,764 --> 00:25:25,031 Lush. 633 00:25:25,033 --> 00:25:26,698 Actually, you know what, Miss? 634 00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:28,632 - Let's make it a double. - Sure thing. 635 00:25:28,634 --> 00:25:29,734 Seriously? 636 00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,003 When in Rome. 637 00:25:31,006 --> 00:25:33,571 Look... this is just 638 00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:36,108 a really sensitive time for me, 639 00:25:36,110 --> 00:25:37,641 and I need to know you're not a creep. 640 00:25:37,643 --> 00:25:40,145 You approached me on the Internet! 641 00:25:40,147 --> 00:25:41,683 I thought we were way past creepy. 642 00:25:43,283 --> 00:25:45,349 You want your return ticket? 643 00:25:45,351 --> 00:25:48,186 Fine. 644 00:25:48,188 --> 00:25:49,552 When we land, 645 00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:52,255 you can just turn around and go right back home! 646 00:25:52,257 --> 00:25:54,327 Come on. Seriously? 647 00:25:57,562 --> 00:25:59,261 Fine. 648 00:25:59,263 --> 00:26:01,365 If it will make you uncomfortable, 649 00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:02,600 I won't drink. 650 00:26:03,769 --> 00:26:05,300 Thank you. 651 00:26:05,302 --> 00:26:07,306 Sorry. Mom won't let me. 652 00:26:13,578 --> 00:26:15,345 Oh, God. 653 00:26:15,347 --> 00:26:18,113 Okay. Oh, no. 654 00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,383 Don't be a baby. 655 00:26:23,587 --> 00:26:24,787 Please stop. 656 00:26:24,789 --> 00:26:26,387 Sorry, I can't. 657 00:26:26,389 --> 00:26:28,056 You're freaking me out, Joshua. 658 00:26:28,058 --> 00:26:29,524 I don't like flying. 659 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:31,725 You don't like to fly? 660 00:26:31,727 --> 00:26:33,461 I'm scared of flying! 661 00:26:33,463 --> 00:26:34,595 Then why did you agree to fly 662 00:26:34,597 --> 00:26:36,329 halfway across the world with me? 663 00:26:36,331 --> 00:26:38,066 How the hell else was I supposed to get to Europe? 664 00:26:38,068 --> 00:26:39,634 You never fly? 665 00:26:39,636 --> 00:26:41,701 No, I drink, then I fly! 666 00:26:41,704 --> 00:26:43,135 Then why aren't you drinking now? 667 00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:44,570 You told me not to! 668 00:26:44,572 --> 00:26:46,073 Sir! Please calm down. 669 00:26:46,075 --> 00:26:47,374 We're in the middle of takeoff! 670 00:26:47,376 --> 00:26:49,409 Sorry! Oh, God, oh, God... 671 00:26:49,411 --> 00:26:51,210 Don't worry, Joshua, I have got this. 672 00:26:51,212 --> 00:26:52,679 No, no, I'm fine. 673 00:26:52,681 --> 00:26:53,680 You are gonna drink this. 674 00:26:53,682 --> 00:26:54,713 No, I'm not. 675 00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:56,681 - Yes, yes. - Just gonna sit here. 676 00:26:56,683 --> 00:26:58,185 - I can handle it! - Drink. 677 00:26:59,253 --> 00:27:00,518 Drink it! 678 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,719 Drink... Damn it, drink it! 679 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:02,720 I don't want it anymore. 680 00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:03,824 - Open your mouth. - No... 681 00:27:03,826 --> 00:27:05,356 - No, thank you! - Open your mouth. 682 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,192 Open your mouth! 683 00:27:07,194 --> 00:27:08,193 Gah! 684 00:27:08,195 --> 00:27:09,260 Oh, God! 685 00:27:09,262 --> 00:27:10,762 Ohh... 686 00:27:10,764 --> 00:27:12,530 I'm sorry! 687 00:27:12,532 --> 00:27:14,265 What have you done?! 688 00:27:14,267 --> 00:27:16,102 Oh, I'm sorry! 689 00:27:16,104 --> 00:27:17,768 There you go. 690 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:19,637 It's okay. 691 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,338 We're fine. 692 00:27:21,341 --> 00:27:24,441 Are you guys all right? Do you need anything? 693 00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:26,543 Yeah, what's your white wine? 694 00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:27,778 Ohh. 695 00:27:55,472 --> 00:27:58,406 Wow! This is incredible! 696 00:27:58,408 --> 00:28:00,407 You put the room in Josh's name? 697 00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:01,743 No wonder you needed me. 698 00:28:01,745 --> 00:28:03,844 Working in the travel industry has its perks. 699 00:28:03,846 --> 00:28:06,213 With my brilliant master plan, I doubled up on discounts 700 00:28:06,216 --> 00:28:07,782 by using two different names. 701 00:28:07,784 --> 00:28:10,417 Clever... 702 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:13,387 So, in your grand master plan, how did this work out? 703 00:28:13,389 --> 00:28:14,554 Well... 704 00:28:14,556 --> 00:28:16,790 the couch looks perfectly comfortable, 705 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,326 and as long as you don't take your penis out, we should be fine. 706 00:28:19,328 --> 00:28:20,727 Whoa, that's not fair. 707 00:28:20,729 --> 00:28:22,295 I mean, I paid my half of the trip, 708 00:28:22,297 --> 00:28:24,366 and after all, the room is in my name. 709 00:28:25,398 --> 00:28:26,466 How's unemployment in California this time of year? 710 00:28:26,468 --> 00:28:27,734 I can't believe you're single. 711 00:28:27,736 --> 00:28:29,501 Just try not to vomit on anything. 712 00:28:29,503 --> 00:28:31,471 Okay, sure. I'll take a shower. 713 00:28:31,473 --> 00:28:33,405 I smell like scotch and bad life choices. 714 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,773 So it does know how to bathe. 715 00:28:34,775 --> 00:28:36,908 I thought the priority was surname, not hygiene. 716 00:28:36,911 --> 00:28:38,242 Would both kill you? 717 00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:39,578 A couple days of this might. 718 00:28:39,580 --> 00:28:41,446 Don't bother unpacking, 719 00:28:41,448 --> 00:28:43,315 we're leaving first thing in the morning. 720 00:28:43,318 --> 00:28:46,184 And hurry up, we have a tour of the Hagia Sophia in an hour. 721 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:47,586 We just got here. 722 00:28:47,588 --> 00:28:49,320 I don't think the museum is going anywhere. 723 00:28:49,322 --> 00:28:50,955 And wear something nice for dinner. 724 00:28:50,957 --> 00:28:53,658 Oh, no, I forgot my tuxedo! 725 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,826 Joshua! 726 00:28:54,828 --> 00:28:57,495 Aw, just give me five minutes. 727 00:28:57,498 --> 00:29:00,263 Hey! There's a little sink next to the toilet! 728 00:29:00,265 --> 00:29:01,365 That's a... 729 00:29:01,367 --> 00:29:03,201 Never mind. 730 00:29:06,372 --> 00:29:08,872 Oh, my God! What's up, girl? 731 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:11,941 Joshua, or as it turns out, Michael Joshua, 732 00:29:11,944 --> 00:29:13,777 just hopped in the shower, so I thought I'd get on. 733 00:29:13,779 --> 00:29:16,880 If I were you, I'd hop in there with him and get off. 734 00:29:16,882 --> 00:29:18,447 Ew. Where's Marcie? 735 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:20,682 Yo, Enforcer! Let's park it in here. 736 00:29:20,684 --> 00:29:21,850 Ames is on. 737 00:29:21,852 --> 00:29:23,751 Ugh, don't rush me woman. 738 00:29:23,753 --> 00:29:25,554 I've been peddling all day. 739 00:29:25,556 --> 00:29:27,757 I just wanted to check in with you guys and let you know 740 00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:29,225 that we got to Istanbul safely. 741 00:29:29,227 --> 00:29:30,558 Don't you mean Constantinople? 742 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,661 - Funny. - How's homeboy holding up? 743 00:29:32,663 --> 00:29:34,529 After take-off, he was fine. 744 00:29:34,531 --> 00:29:35,965 Oh, you put him in line. 745 00:29:35,967 --> 00:29:39,401 I think his fear of flying did all the work for me. 746 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,303 Wait, who takes on a tour of Europe 747 00:29:41,305 --> 00:29:42,503 when they're afraid to fly? 748 00:29:42,505 --> 00:29:44,238 He's harmless. 749 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,474 A total smartass, but he'll get the job done. 750 00:29:46,476 --> 00:29:48,642 See, aren't you glad you went now? 751 00:29:48,644 --> 00:29:51,411 I am. You should see the view. 752 00:29:51,413 --> 00:29:52,980 It's gorgeous here. 753 00:29:52,982 --> 00:29:54,715 We're having dinner tonight on the Bosporus, 754 00:29:54,717 --> 00:29:56,315 but first we have a tour of the Hippodrome, 755 00:29:56,317 --> 00:29:58,851 if Joshua ever gets out of the bathroom. 756 00:29:58,853 --> 00:29:59,886 Holy crap. Amy, move! 757 00:29:59,889 --> 00:30:01,554 - Move where? - To the right! 758 00:30:01,556 --> 00:30:02,555 No, our right! 759 00:30:02,557 --> 00:30:03,755 Ow. 760 00:30:03,757 --> 00:30:04,992 Guys, shut up! 761 00:30:04,994 --> 00:30:06,559 Tilt the screen! 762 00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:07,497 - Who are you talking to? - Nobody! 763 00:30:08,630 --> 00:30:11,732 Hi, Sandra. Hi, Marcie. 764 00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:13,465 - Hi. - Hi. 765 00:30:13,467 --> 00:30:15,801 See? Everybody made it here safely. 766 00:30:15,803 --> 00:30:18,302 And even though this beautiful hotel room is in my name, 767 00:30:18,304 --> 00:30:20,606 apparently I'm on the couch tonight... satisfied? 768 00:30:20,608 --> 00:30:21,407 Hell, yeah. 769 00:30:21,409 --> 00:30:22,907 I'd like to see him on my couch. 770 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:24,541 Mm-hmm. 771 00:30:24,544 --> 00:30:26,945 All right, I'm gonna go put some actual clothes on 772 00:30:26,947 --> 00:30:29,013 for dinner, and then I'm all yours. 773 00:30:29,015 --> 00:30:30,648 Uh-huh. 774 00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:32,649 Perfect. 775 00:30:32,651 --> 00:30:33,952 I mean, yeah. 776 00:30:33,954 --> 00:30:36,021 Great. Bye, ladies. 777 00:30:36,023 --> 00:30:37,022 Uh... 778 00:30:37,024 --> 00:30:38,588 - Bye. - Bye. 779 00:30:38,590 --> 00:30:39,956 What? 780 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:42,060 Bon appétit. 781 00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:46,963 - Hurry up! - Hey, look! 782 00:30:46,965 --> 00:30:48,731 You can almost see the obelisks through the trees. 783 00:30:48,734 --> 00:30:50,667 We have dinner reservations. 784 00:30:50,669 --> 00:30:52,636 You realize we've passed, like, three national landmarks. 785 00:30:52,638 --> 00:30:54,037 I have a plan, Joshua. 786 00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:55,771 Does your plan actually include enjoying the trip? 787 00:30:55,773 --> 00:30:57,310 Almost there. 788 00:30:59,677 --> 00:31:01,877 Merit, party of two at 7:00. 789 00:31:01,879 --> 00:31:04,012 Or try "Neurotic," party of one. 790 00:31:04,014 --> 00:31:05,383 Shut up, Joshua. 791 00:31:15,326 --> 00:31:18,359 Is this okay, Josh? 792 00:31:18,361 --> 00:31:19,827 Or did you wanna go back downstairs 793 00:31:19,829 --> 00:31:21,394 for your partial view? 794 00:31:21,396 --> 00:31:22,963 Couldn't have found anything nicer? 795 00:31:22,965 --> 00:31:24,766 Apology accepted. 796 00:31:24,768 --> 00:31:26,634 I don't even wanna eat. 797 00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:28,004 I just wanna look at everything. 798 00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:31,005 Can I get you anything to drink? 799 00:31:31,007 --> 00:31:33,074 Uh, you'll have to ask her if we're allowed to drink. 800 00:31:33,076 --> 00:31:34,909 Hush! 801 00:31:34,911 --> 00:31:37,076 Do you have a local Narinje from 2011? 802 00:31:37,078 --> 00:31:39,979 Wow, you've already pre-planned the wine we're drinking? 803 00:31:39,981 --> 00:31:41,347 Do you have a better idea? 804 00:31:41,349 --> 00:31:45,352 Uh, yeah. Let's ask the real experts. 805 00:32:02,669 --> 00:32:03,668 What? 806 00:32:03,670 --> 00:32:05,370 You speak Turkish? 807 00:32:05,372 --> 00:32:06,637 Yeah. 808 00:32:06,639 --> 00:32:08,474 Says on my profile I speak several languages. 809 00:32:08,476 --> 00:32:09,873 There's no way. 810 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:10,941 I would've noticed that. 811 00:32:10,943 --> 00:32:12,509 Give me your phone. 812 00:32:12,511 --> 00:32:13,977 I'll prove it. 813 00:32:13,979 --> 00:32:16,813 If I'm wrong, I'll buy your dinner. 814 00:32:16,815 --> 00:32:18,715 And if you're right? 815 00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:20,353 I get the bed. 816 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:26,889 Mind if I log in on here? 817 00:32:26,891 --> 00:32:28,992 You're really gonna rub this in, aren't you? 818 00:32:28,994 --> 00:32:30,126 Only until we get back to America 819 00:32:30,129 --> 00:32:31,527 and never speak to each other again. 820 00:32:31,529 --> 00:32:33,833 There. 821 00:32:36,167 --> 00:32:37,766 St. Cloud University, 822 00:32:37,768 --> 00:32:40,168 "Bachelor Studies in Altaic Languages." 823 00:32:40,170 --> 00:32:42,871 Altaic? Italic? 824 00:32:42,873 --> 00:32:44,139 That doesn't sound like a real thing. 825 00:32:44,141 --> 00:32:45,774 You sound like my father. 826 00:32:45,776 --> 00:32:48,009 "Speaks English, Latin, German, 827 00:32:48,012 --> 00:32:49,645 Turkish, Korean, and Japanese"? 828 00:32:49,647 --> 00:32:51,080 What are you, in the CIA? 829 00:32:51,082 --> 00:32:53,080 I could tell you, but I'd have to sleep with you. 830 00:32:53,082 --> 00:32:54,781 Yeah, well, just remember, 007, 831 00:32:54,784 --> 00:32:56,950 you only have a license to sleep on the couch. 832 00:32:56,953 --> 00:32:58,918 Not tonight. I won the bet. 833 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,022 We never shook on it, and this info's set to private. 834 00:33:01,024 --> 00:33:02,589 Are you serious? 835 00:33:02,591 --> 00:33:04,157 I think my students are less sore losers than you. 836 00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:05,661 You have a friend request. 837 00:33:06,861 --> 00:33:08,628 Sandra Laser. 838 00:33:08,630 --> 00:33:09,629 Who's that? 839 00:33:09,631 --> 00:33:11,098 Oh, no. 840 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,633 Wait, is that your Sandra? 841 00:33:12,635 --> 00:33:14,568 You don't have to confirm her. 842 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:15,935 Oh, yes I do. 843 00:33:15,937 --> 00:33:17,838 - This is too good. - Gimme... 844 00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,638 - Does she have pictures of you on here? - Joshua! 845 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,142 I think I did more research on you than you did on me. 846 00:33:22,144 --> 00:33:24,042 Please, you don't know anything about me. 847 00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:25,877 Amy Elizabeth Tyler. 848 00:33:25,879 --> 00:33:27,879 Smart girl, graduated from Stanford 849 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,949 before starting a very popular travel blog called 850 00:33:30,951 --> 00:33:32,818 - "Amy's Adventures." - I'm Amy... 851 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:34,920 Your blog went viral, and you now do something 852 00:33:34,922 --> 00:33:37,055 involving social media and travel. 853 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:40,625 Well, I know your blood type's O positive. 854 00:33:40,627 --> 00:33:44,060 Wow... creepiness notwithstanding, 855 00:33:44,062 --> 00:33:47,000 I can't believe you actually invited a stranger on your vacation. 856 00:33:52,003 --> 00:33:53,037 Enjoy. 857 00:33:56,008 --> 00:33:59,008 This table was the first thing I booked. 858 00:33:59,010 --> 00:34:00,611 By the time the food comes, 859 00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:01,911 the sun will have set, 860 00:34:01,913 --> 00:34:04,146 and the entire city will light up... 861 00:34:04,148 --> 00:34:07,249 and it's going to be perfect. 862 00:34:07,251 --> 00:34:09,519 Almost perfect. 863 00:34:09,521 --> 00:34:11,520 This trip is really different than I planned, 864 00:34:11,522 --> 00:34:12,921 and that's hard to get used to, 865 00:34:12,923 --> 00:34:15,624 but I wasn't gonna give this up for anything. 866 00:34:15,626 --> 00:34:17,158 Or anyone. 867 00:34:17,160 --> 00:34:19,730 Well, my namesake missed out on something really special. 868 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:23,735 To new adventures. 869 00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:27,738 To new adventures. 870 00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:34,075 Can't we just get ice cream? 871 00:34:34,077 --> 00:34:35,277 I have something special planned. 872 00:34:35,279 --> 00:34:36,843 Is it hiding a dead body? 873 00:34:36,845 --> 00:34:38,079 'Cause I think I found a place. 874 00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:39,613 Trust me. I do this for a living. 875 00:34:39,615 --> 00:34:41,014 Yeah, I still don't get what you do. 876 00:34:41,016 --> 00:34:42,717 You're like a fancy travel agent, right? 877 00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:44,984 I'm not a travel agent, I'm a global concierge. 878 00:34:44,986 --> 00:34:46,920 Nah, that doesn't sound like a real thing. 879 00:34:46,923 --> 00:34:49,121 Okay, most millennials take nine trips a year. 880 00:34:49,123 --> 00:34:51,123 I'm sorry, nine? Did you say nine? 881 00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,759 Consulting, research, trades. 882 00:34:52,761 --> 00:34:54,159 I should've never become a teacher. 883 00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:55,561 But you have your summers, right? 884 00:34:55,563 --> 00:34:56,928 Not to take nine trips! 885 00:34:56,930 --> 00:34:59,064 You're thinking of travel as an expense 886 00:34:59,066 --> 00:35:00,734 rather than a simple upgrade. 887 00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:02,600 When our clients get sent somewhere for work, 888 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,937 we help them maximize their trip for play. 889 00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:07,840 Yeah, your clients work much cooler places than I do. 890 00:35:07,842 --> 00:35:09,741 Well, hypothetically, 891 00:35:09,743 --> 00:35:11,042 let's say your work sends you 892 00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:12,745 to a teaching conference in Austin. 893 00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:14,747 Okay, yeah. Austin is not Istanbul. 894 00:35:14,749 --> 00:35:16,313 They have teaching conferences in Istanbul. 895 00:35:16,315 --> 00:35:18,916 Let's stick to hypothetical Austin for now. 896 00:35:18,918 --> 00:35:20,051 Great. 897 00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:21,252 Having never been to Texas, 898 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:22,953 you decide to stay an extra day, 899 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:25,255 so you can see more than the inside of a hotel room. 900 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:28,158 Trip's already paid for. You have the sick days saved up. 901 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,961 And for a small fee, I can unlock the city 902 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,895 so that you see more in 24 hours 903 00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:35,132 than most tourists or locals see in a month, 904 00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,934 all tailored to your tastes. 905 00:35:36,936 --> 00:35:39,169 I'm pretty sure I'd still find some cool stuff. 906 00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:40,573 We're here. 907 00:35:45,811 --> 00:35:47,976 Hi, I tweeted you about... 908 00:35:47,978 --> 00:35:49,878 Ah! Of course, of course! 909 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:50,980 Come, come! 910 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,114 Where do you find these places? 911 00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:53,148 Instagram. 912 00:35:54,885 --> 00:35:56,985 You're not joking... 913 00:35:56,987 --> 00:35:59,287 I'm finishing the first batch of the day. 914 00:35:59,289 --> 00:36:00,590 You wanna see? 915 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:01,760 Yes, please. 916 00:36:05,361 --> 00:36:07,928 Perfect! 917 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:09,196 See? 918 00:36:09,198 --> 00:36:10,297 See what? 919 00:36:10,299 --> 00:36:11,768 You watch. 920 00:36:20,842 --> 00:36:22,177 Gold leaf. 921 00:36:24,779 --> 00:36:25,882 Anise. 922 00:36:28,984 --> 00:36:30,683 Your turn. 923 00:36:34,788 --> 00:36:36,321 So... 924 00:36:36,323 --> 00:36:38,658 Instagram, huh? 925 00:36:38,660 --> 00:36:41,160 I can search the hashtag, "Istanbul Bakery." 926 00:36:41,162 --> 00:36:43,294 Sort through photos that are often geo-tagged, 927 00:36:43,296 --> 00:36:44,863 find directions to the actual bakery, 928 00:36:44,865 --> 00:36:46,331 and voila! 929 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,300 A local delicacy made fresh. 930 00:36:48,302 --> 00:36:50,034 You came up with all this? 931 00:36:50,036 --> 00:36:51,802 Just the impressive part. 932 00:36:51,804 --> 00:36:54,038 Why is it people like you always work for smart start-ups 933 00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:57,174 instead of solving the debt crisis or world hunger? 934 00:36:57,176 --> 00:37:00,581 Taste this and tell me I'm wasting my talents. 935 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:05,281 Mmm! 936 00:37:05,283 --> 00:37:06,849 Okay. 937 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,418 Yeah. Trip's over. 938 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,687 I live here now. 939 00:37:10,889 --> 00:37:15,892 So... travel agent or global concierge? 940 00:37:15,895 --> 00:37:18,060 Global concierge. 941 00:37:18,063 --> 00:37:20,030 My turn. 942 00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:23,302 So, Esra, what's the secret ingredient? 943 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,703 Raki. 944 00:37:27,705 --> 00:37:29,837 What is that? 945 00:37:29,839 --> 00:37:34,743 That... is their version of moonshine. 946 00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:47,921 Hurry up! 947 00:37:47,923 --> 00:37:49,990 Wow... tipsy Amy walks slower, 948 00:37:49,992 --> 00:37:51,824 but she still keeps a tight schedule. 949 00:37:51,826 --> 00:37:53,294 We have to rest up for tomorrow! 950 00:37:53,296 --> 00:37:54,829 Hurry up and relax, huh? 951 00:37:54,831 --> 00:37:56,228 There's a lot to see. 952 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,165 I just don't wanna miss anything. 953 00:37:58,167 --> 00:38:00,701 Oh, yeah? Why'd you stop vlogging about it? 954 00:38:00,703 --> 00:38:02,402 Do you know how many views you have to get 955 00:38:02,404 --> 00:38:03,869 for your videos to make money? 956 00:38:03,871 --> 00:38:05,838 Yeah. That's why I teach. 957 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,040 I hate children, but I make so much money 958 00:38:08,042 --> 00:38:09,841 off the little bastards. 959 00:38:09,843 --> 00:38:12,044 When I was a kid, I wanted to live 960 00:38:12,046 --> 00:38:14,413 out of a suitcase and travel the world. 961 00:38:14,415 --> 00:38:17,183 And I did. It was great. 962 00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:19,983 But the vacation always has to come to an end. 963 00:38:19,985 --> 00:38:22,786 Hey. Says who? 964 00:38:22,788 --> 00:38:24,956 Said my bank account 965 00:38:24,958 --> 00:38:27,092 and my parents and my friends 966 00:38:27,094 --> 00:38:28,960 and my perfect boyfriend 967 00:38:28,962 --> 00:38:31,262 who didn't want a long distance relationship. 968 00:38:31,264 --> 00:38:33,063 Hey... he dumped you. 969 00:38:33,065 --> 00:38:34,897 Clearly, he wasn't that perfect. 970 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:37,134 Our life was. 971 00:38:37,136 --> 00:38:39,336 I finally had security. 972 00:38:39,338 --> 00:38:41,071 I created a way to help people 973 00:38:41,073 --> 00:38:45,776 see the world through my eyes, and it's a good idea. 974 00:38:45,778 --> 00:38:48,778 I'm making travel smarter, safer. 975 00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:51,947 I reconnected with old friends like Sandra and Marcie. 976 00:38:51,949 --> 00:38:52,949 I got rid of my debt. 977 00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:54,383 And your dreams. 978 00:38:54,385 --> 00:38:57,753 Josh became my dream. 979 00:38:57,755 --> 00:39:00,055 All I had to do is give up my old life 980 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:04,058 and my little videos. 981 00:39:04,060 --> 00:39:05,960 I started a new kind of journey 982 00:39:05,963 --> 00:39:09,897 where I planned adventures for other people instead of myself. 983 00:39:09,899 --> 00:39:13,905 It was like a vacation all over again, but... 984 00:39:15,272 --> 00:39:17,709 The vacation came to an end. 985 00:39:25,881 --> 00:39:28,481 Hey, you could still make your videos on the side, you know. 986 00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:31,519 Yeah... maybe I'll vlog about tonight. 987 00:39:31,521 --> 00:39:34,155 First I'm on the couch, now we're making videos. 988 00:39:34,157 --> 00:39:36,288 What was in that Raki? 989 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,324 Shut up, you... 990 00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:42,561 with the muscles and the wine stuff. 991 00:39:42,563 --> 00:39:46,231 And the multi-lingual... 992 00:39:46,234 --> 00:39:47,900 lingual-ness? 993 00:39:47,902 --> 00:39:49,868 Stanford, huh? 994 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:52,938 Shut your face. 995 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:55,207 All right, drunkie. Let's get you to bed. 996 00:39:55,209 --> 00:39:56,542 We have to drive in the morning. 997 00:39:56,544 --> 00:39:59,477 I know. 998 00:39:59,479 --> 00:40:02,380 We have to get up so early. 999 00:40:02,382 --> 00:40:04,549 Yeah. Whose idea was that? 1000 00:40:04,551 --> 00:40:05,850 Hey! 1001 00:40:05,852 --> 00:40:07,217 You should be grateful 1002 00:40:07,219 --> 00:40:09,487 I'm squeezing the most out of this trip. 1003 00:40:09,489 --> 00:40:12,023 I'm glad that we flew 12 hours to Istanbul 1004 00:40:12,025 --> 00:40:13,857 just to drive out of it the next day. 1005 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:16,494 Hush, grumpy pants. 1006 00:40:16,496 --> 00:40:19,595 With me, you saw more in 24 hours 1007 00:40:19,597 --> 00:40:22,900 than you ever would have seen in your life. 1008 00:40:22,902 --> 00:40:25,035 I will give you that. 1009 00:40:25,037 --> 00:40:26,035 Come on. 1010 00:40:27,405 --> 00:40:28,470 Whee! 1011 00:40:32,175 --> 00:40:33,444 Ohh. 1012 00:40:34,579 --> 00:40:37,045 Wait, you won the bed. 1013 00:40:37,047 --> 00:40:38,213 Stay here. 1014 00:40:38,215 --> 00:40:39,481 No way. 1015 00:40:39,483 --> 00:40:40,849 I'm not missing my only opportunity 1016 00:40:40,852 --> 00:40:42,083 to couch surf the world. 1017 00:40:42,085 --> 00:40:43,485 Don't go. 1018 00:40:43,487 --> 00:40:45,085 Stay with me. 1019 00:40:45,087 --> 00:40:47,923 That's really not a good idea. 1020 00:40:47,925 --> 00:40:49,493 But I want you to. 1021 00:40:51,127 --> 00:40:53,595 Kiss me, Josh. 1022 00:40:53,597 --> 00:40:55,399 Please, Josh. 1023 00:40:57,933 --> 00:40:59,633 I'm not Josh. 1024 00:40:59,636 --> 00:41:01,601 Don't leave me. 1025 00:41:01,603 --> 00:41:03,503 My name is Joshua, not Josh. 1026 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:05,439 I'm not your boyfriend. 1027 00:41:05,441 --> 00:41:06,607 I'm not your rebound. 1028 00:41:06,609 --> 00:41:08,242 And I certainly didn't come here 1029 00:41:08,244 --> 00:41:13,016 to be told what to do every second of every day. 1030 00:41:25,993 --> 00:41:27,495 Good night, Amy. 1031 00:41:33,633 --> 00:41:37,104 I can't wait to see what you've got planned tomorrow. 1032 00:41:40,007 --> 00:41:41,305 Oh, okay, okay. 1033 00:41:41,307 --> 00:41:42,907 Please slow down. 1034 00:41:42,909 --> 00:41:44,674 I didn't realize you also got carsick. 1035 00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:46,410 Didn't you read the travel itinerary I sent you? 1036 00:41:46,412 --> 00:41:48,177 I didn't realize I'd be riding with Danica Patrick. 1037 00:41:48,179 --> 00:41:50,413 - We're late. - Rather be late than dead. 1038 00:41:50,415 --> 00:41:52,116 What are you doing? 1039 00:41:52,118 --> 00:41:54,350 I'm just rolling down the window to get some fresh air. 1040 00:41:54,353 --> 00:41:55,652 You're supposed to be navigating. 1041 00:41:55,654 --> 00:41:57,087 - Where are the directions? - Will you calm down? 1042 00:41:57,089 --> 00:41:59,188 The directions are right here. 1043 00:41:59,190 --> 00:42:00,591 - Joshua! - Huh? 1044 00:42:00,593 --> 00:42:02,258 - What's next? - Uh... 1045 00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,626 I think take the next right. 1046 00:42:03,628 --> 00:42:05,528 You think? What do the directions say? 1047 00:42:05,530 --> 00:42:06,963 They said right. 1048 00:42:06,965 --> 00:42:08,330 - Let me see. - Y-You drive. 1049 00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:10,166 - I got this. - Hand it to me! 1050 00:42:10,168 --> 00:42:12,200 Look, maybe we should just scrap the directions. 1051 00:42:12,202 --> 00:42:14,504 You know, throw 'em out the window. 1052 00:42:14,506 --> 00:42:15,671 You threw them out the window. 1053 00:42:15,673 --> 00:42:17,172 They may have flown out the window. 1054 00:42:17,174 --> 00:42:19,273 That was our only copy! 1055 00:42:19,276 --> 00:42:21,275 I'm surprised of all people you don't have a backup plan. 1056 00:42:22,413 --> 00:42:23,578 You're impossible. Here. 1057 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:25,012 Whoa, what... What are you doing? 1058 00:42:25,014 --> 00:42:26,479 No texting! 1059 00:42:26,481 --> 00:42:28,150 I am going to use the GPS to navigate myself! 1060 00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:30,217 - Let me do it. - You've done enough! 1061 00:42:30,219 --> 00:42:31,618 Just... watch the road! 1062 00:42:35,124 --> 00:42:37,057 Your e-mail promised a vacation, 1063 00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:39,359 not an episode of "The Amazing Race." 1064 00:42:39,361 --> 00:42:41,393 I took the time to write out the plan 1065 00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:44,164 step-by-step, and you threw it out the window! 1066 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,364 I'm sorry, what? 1067 00:42:45,367 --> 00:42:48,300 You wanna go back and look for it? 1068 00:42:50,072 --> 00:42:51,637 Little help? 1069 00:42:51,639 --> 00:42:53,639 I'm helping look for a signal. 1070 00:42:53,641 --> 00:42:55,308 Yeah, I got a signal for ya. 1071 00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:57,210 If I can just figure out where we are, 1072 00:42:57,212 --> 00:42:59,078 I can get us back on schedule. 1073 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:00,979 Well, you wanted lunch in the countryside. 1074 00:43:00,981 --> 00:43:02,314 Looks like we're right on schedule. 1075 00:43:02,316 --> 00:43:04,549 I had an itinerary. 1076 00:43:04,551 --> 00:43:07,018 I spent time and money and a lot of work to get here. 1077 00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,988 Can I be inside the car for this conversation? 1078 00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:10,522 I wanted to see the countryside 1079 00:43:10,524 --> 00:43:13,523 and drink local wine and eat handmade chocolate. 1080 00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:15,492 You know, I'm sure they have all those things in every town. 1081 00:43:15,494 --> 00:43:16,661 You can't just swap everything 1082 00:43:16,663 --> 00:43:18,128 as if it doesn't matter! 1083 00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:19,530 This is important to me! 1084 00:43:19,532 --> 00:43:21,331 Look, lady, I'm just trying to go with the flow. 1085 00:43:21,333 --> 00:43:24,266 I wanted to go with the plan, not the flow. 1086 00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:26,335 I wanted to drink Nairinjay, not Chardonnay. 1087 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:28,205 And I wanted to be here with Josh and not you! 1088 00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,040 Well, I didn't choose you, either, lady. 1089 00:43:30,042 --> 00:43:31,741 If you're so good at planning, how'd you get to Europe 1090 00:43:31,743 --> 00:43:34,176 with only half the people you planned to take? 1091 00:43:35,382 --> 00:43:36,779 Whoa! What are you... 1092 00:43:36,781 --> 00:43:38,214 What are you doing? Wait! 1093 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:39,715 I'll be at the coffee place! 1094 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:42,220 Amy! Wait! Wait! 1095 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,122 Oh, great. The coffee place. 1096 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:47,693 You know, the one in Turkey. 1097 00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,028 I'll just walk to the coffee place 1098 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,764 in the town that I've never been to. 1099 00:44:01,237 --> 00:44:03,138 Well! The good news is 1100 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,406 there's only seven coffee places in this town. 1101 00:44:05,408 --> 00:44:07,077 Don't start. 1102 00:44:08,645 --> 00:44:11,346 Hey, I'm just glad you didn't do this in Istanbul. 1103 00:44:11,348 --> 00:44:12,781 Got the itinerary. 1104 00:44:12,783 --> 00:44:14,113 We've already missed the tour, 1105 00:44:14,115 --> 00:44:15,381 but we can still make the museum 1106 00:44:15,384 --> 00:44:16,750 and the hot springs if we push dinner. 1107 00:44:16,752 --> 00:44:18,084 May I? 1108 00:44:19,188 --> 00:44:20,619 I don't wanna be here. 1109 00:44:20,622 --> 00:44:22,823 Are you kidding me? 1110 00:44:22,825 --> 00:44:24,191 Look around you. 1111 00:44:24,193 --> 00:44:25,792 Who wouldn't want to be here? 1112 00:44:25,794 --> 00:44:27,327 - Me. - Listen... 1113 00:44:27,329 --> 00:44:29,594 Amy, we may not agree on many things, 1114 00:44:29,596 --> 00:44:31,764 but we both know you planned one hell of a vacation. 1115 00:44:31,766 --> 00:44:34,266 You said it yourself. 1116 00:44:34,268 --> 00:44:35,802 I planned half of this trip for somebody else, 1117 00:44:35,804 --> 00:44:37,002 and he's not even here. 1118 00:44:37,004 --> 00:44:39,671 So now you don't have to worry about anyone but yourself. 1119 00:44:39,674 --> 00:44:43,341 How often in life do we get to say that? 1120 00:44:43,343 --> 00:44:47,144 I miss him so much, Joshua. 1121 00:44:47,146 --> 00:44:49,814 I know this trip isn't what you planned. 1122 00:44:49,816 --> 00:44:51,783 Hell, I'm the last person who expected to be 1123 00:44:51,785 --> 00:44:53,685 on the other side of the world right now. 1124 00:44:53,687 --> 00:44:56,786 But it sure beats sitting at home sulking over my job, 1125 00:44:56,788 --> 00:44:58,788 my love life... 1126 00:44:58,790 --> 00:45:01,791 everything else that's waiting for me when I get back there. 1127 00:45:01,794 --> 00:45:04,493 You don't wanna go back home, either? 1128 00:45:04,495 --> 00:45:05,563 Hell, no. 1129 00:45:05,565 --> 00:45:07,498 I, for one, will never be able 1130 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:09,132 to afford a trip like this again. 1131 00:45:09,134 --> 00:45:10,633 Unless some weirdo on the Internet finds me. 1132 00:45:10,635 --> 00:45:12,369 It's not that weird! 1133 00:45:12,371 --> 00:45:15,242 It's the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me. 1134 00:45:17,309 --> 00:45:18,640 Here. 1135 00:45:18,642 --> 00:45:20,476 What is that? 1136 00:45:20,478 --> 00:45:22,879 Literally an olive branch. 1137 00:45:22,881 --> 00:45:24,480 You're a dork. 1138 00:45:24,482 --> 00:45:25,516 You picked me. 1139 00:45:28,384 --> 00:45:29,485 Come on. 1140 00:45:29,487 --> 00:45:30,521 Hey! 1141 00:45:35,893 --> 00:45:38,494 Amy, tell the people at home what you see. 1142 00:45:38,496 --> 00:45:39,728 Stop. 1143 00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,362 This week on "Amy's Adventures," 1144 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:43,331 we take you to Bademli, 1145 00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,899 a small town which translates to "almond," 1146 00:45:44,901 --> 00:45:47,234 which is actually known for its Aegean olive fields 1147 00:45:47,236 --> 00:45:48,602 that we spent the morning whizzing through. 1148 00:45:48,604 --> 00:45:51,271 - How do you know that? - I'm a very smart man. 1149 00:45:51,274 --> 00:45:53,274 You found the tourism office. 1150 00:45:53,276 --> 00:45:54,808 I may have found the tourism office, 1151 00:45:54,810 --> 00:45:56,343 but I think that was a very smart way 1152 00:45:56,345 --> 00:45:58,545 to find all the coffee places in town. 1153 00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,550 The other thing Bademli is known for is... 1154 00:46:06,588 --> 00:46:07,585 Ben Joshua. 1155 00:46:07,587 --> 00:46:08,889 Neslihan. 1156 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,395 Uh, it's a, uh, bracelet made with blue chalcedony, 1157 00:46:16,397 --> 00:46:19,230 which is a local quartz with... mythical powers. 1158 00:46:19,232 --> 00:46:20,466 What does it do? 1159 00:46:20,468 --> 00:46:22,268 Absorbs negativity. 1160 00:46:22,270 --> 00:46:23,401 Is it working? 1161 00:46:23,403 --> 00:46:24,568 Jerk. 1162 00:46:24,570 --> 00:46:25,570 Pick one. 1163 00:46:25,572 --> 00:46:26,870 No, I couldn't. 1164 00:46:26,872 --> 00:46:29,242 Come on, you're insulting Neslihan. 1165 00:46:37,784 --> 00:46:39,320 - Help? - Ah. 1166 00:46:43,755 --> 00:46:45,822 Why are you being so nice to me? 1167 00:46:45,824 --> 00:46:48,659 I'm only a jerk to people who take me to Hawaii. 1168 00:46:48,661 --> 00:46:50,760 No one's ever bought me jewelry before. 1169 00:46:50,762 --> 00:46:55,430 Well, your ex's shortcomings aside, now you can tell people 1170 00:46:55,432 --> 00:46:56,798 about how you and a complete stranger 1171 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,700 found this adorable little market, 1172 00:46:58,702 --> 00:47:01,335 and he bought you a one-of-a-kind handmade bracelet. 1173 00:47:01,337 --> 00:47:03,638 You think you can just buy me a bracelet 1174 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:04,774 and I won't be upset anymore? 1175 00:47:04,776 --> 00:47:06,840 Is it working? 1176 00:47:06,842 --> 00:47:10,978 Listen, Amy, this trip is not gonna be what you expected. 1177 00:47:10,980 --> 00:47:13,982 But I'll bet, if you let it... 1178 00:47:13,984 --> 00:47:15,786 it can be even better. 1179 00:47:18,355 --> 00:47:19,788 So, what's the plan? 1180 00:47:19,790 --> 00:47:21,457 We make it up. 1181 00:49:12,593 --> 00:49:14,727 Hold the boat! Hurry up, Joshua! 1182 00:49:14,729 --> 00:49:15,729 We're gonna miss the ferry! 1183 00:49:15,731 --> 00:49:17,430 Amy, will you calm down? 1184 00:49:17,432 --> 00:49:19,799 Heaven forbid we spend more than an hour in one location. 1185 00:49:19,801 --> 00:49:21,599 This is the last ferry today, Joshua. 1186 00:49:21,601 --> 00:49:23,034 Unless you'd prefer to fly! 1187 00:49:24,971 --> 00:49:26,739 Hold the boat! 1188 00:49:28,375 --> 00:49:29,909 - We're gonna make it. - We're not gonna make it. 1189 00:49:29,911 --> 00:49:31,810 - We can jump for it. - I'm sorry, what? 1190 00:49:33,379 --> 00:49:34,511 Come on, Joshua! 1191 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,747 - You're insane! - Here... we... 1192 00:49:36,749 --> 00:49:41,021 goooooo! 1193 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,693 Oh! Oh, my God! 1194 00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:51,862 Hey! Just wait! 1195 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:54,465 That was incredible! 1196 00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:55,798 You see, Joshua! 1197 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,634 The rest of the world follows a schedule! 1198 00:49:57,636 --> 00:49:58,902 You worry too much. 1199 00:49:58,904 --> 00:50:00,838 Says the guy with the soaking wet backpack. 1200 00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,705 Ah, a little water never hurt anyone. 1201 00:50:02,707 --> 00:50:04,007 You got a phone in there, right? 1202 00:50:04,009 --> 00:50:05,541 Oh, crap! 1203 00:50:05,543 --> 00:50:07,509 I would suggest a hard-shelled, 1204 00:50:07,511 --> 00:50:08,810 waterproof rolling bag, 1205 00:50:08,812 --> 00:50:11,380 but I don't wanna micromanage. 1206 00:50:11,382 --> 00:50:13,149 You crazy Americans. 1207 00:50:13,151 --> 00:50:15,784 You need a hand, my friends? 1208 00:50:15,786 --> 00:50:17,119 Yes, please! 1209 00:50:17,121 --> 00:50:18,519 Oh, don't worry. 1210 00:50:18,521 --> 00:50:20,458 I'll, uh, just get all the luggage. 1211 00:50:28,897 --> 00:50:31,900 I fished a siren out of the sea. 1212 00:50:31,902 --> 00:50:33,001 Thank you. 1213 00:50:33,003 --> 00:50:34,535 I'm not a very strong swimmer. 1214 00:50:34,537 --> 00:50:36,669 Good swimmers are often drowned. 1215 00:50:36,671 --> 00:50:37,670 I'm Amy. 1216 00:50:37,673 --> 00:50:38,906 I'm Kashif. 1217 00:50:38,908 --> 00:50:41,040 Don't worry! I'm fine. 1218 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,743 This is incredible! 1219 00:50:43,745 --> 00:50:45,577 How can we ever repay you? 1220 00:50:45,579 --> 00:50:47,646 Why, a kiss, of course. 1221 00:50:47,648 --> 00:50:49,115 Oh... 1222 00:50:49,117 --> 00:50:51,151 That's really more of a figure of speech. 1223 00:50:53,421 --> 00:50:55,488 A kiss from a face 1224 00:50:55,490 --> 00:50:57,560 that launched my single ship. 1225 00:51:00,694 --> 00:51:02,027 Don't I get a kiss? 1226 00:51:02,029 --> 00:51:04,996 Ah... one is not enough for two. 1227 00:51:04,998 --> 00:51:06,697 What did you do? 1228 00:51:06,699 --> 00:51:09,434 I nearly drowned fishing your luggage out of the sea? 1229 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:11,068 Kashif, is there a place where we could 1230 00:51:11,070 --> 00:51:12,602 get out of these wet clothes? 1231 00:51:12,604 --> 00:51:14,906 What man can deny such an honor? 1232 00:51:14,908 --> 00:51:16,441 Please. 1233 00:51:16,443 --> 00:51:18,142 Help yourself below deck. 1234 00:51:18,144 --> 00:51:19,609 Thank you. 1235 00:51:19,611 --> 00:51:20,611 I'm fine. 1236 00:51:23,450 --> 00:51:27,049 Ah, the things we do for love, no? 1237 00:51:27,051 --> 00:51:29,186 Who says I wasn't jumping to get away from her? 1238 00:51:29,188 --> 00:51:32,621 Listen, if a woman makes you want to jump in the ocean, 1239 00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:33,857 you're in love. 1240 00:51:33,859 --> 00:51:35,692 I'll keep that in mind. 1241 00:51:35,694 --> 00:51:37,159 Where were you headed? 1242 00:51:37,161 --> 00:51:38,929 To Datça. 1243 00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:40,730 You have good taste. 1244 00:51:40,732 --> 00:51:41,797 The lady picked it. 1245 00:51:41,799 --> 00:51:43,799 Again, you have good taste. 1246 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,568 Wait... 1247 00:51:45,571 --> 00:51:46,936 You have a boat. 1248 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,537 You could take us there. 1249 00:51:48,539 --> 00:51:49,805 It's not my yacht. 1250 00:51:49,807 --> 00:51:51,640 I chartered it for the owner. 1251 00:51:51,642 --> 00:51:53,241 And, no offense, 1252 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:54,642 I don't think you can afford it. 1253 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,744 You don't know anything about me. 1254 00:51:56,746 --> 00:51:57,811 I know I don't fish millionaires 1255 00:51:57,813 --> 00:51:59,646 out of the sea every day. 1256 00:51:59,648 --> 00:52:01,248 Tell you what. 1257 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:03,585 You get us to Datça, 1258 00:52:03,587 --> 00:52:05,252 you can tell me anywhere in the world 1259 00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:06,554 you want to take a vacation. 1260 00:52:06,556 --> 00:52:07,889 How are you gonna do that? 1261 00:52:07,891 --> 00:52:08,989 I can't. 1262 00:52:08,991 --> 00:52:10,627 But she can. 1263 00:52:12,260 --> 00:52:13,930 Huh. 1264 00:52:15,732 --> 00:52:17,097 Welcome aboard. 1265 00:52:37,818 --> 00:52:39,150 Oh! Whoa. 1266 00:52:39,152 --> 00:52:41,620 Not ready to go in the water again. 1267 00:52:41,622 --> 00:52:43,822 "Oh, look at me. I'm Joshua. 1268 00:52:43,824 --> 00:52:45,823 "I'm super-manly and reckless. 1269 00:52:45,825 --> 00:52:48,727 "Except on planes. And cars. 1270 00:52:48,729 --> 00:52:50,126 And boats." 1271 00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:52,263 Who are you, and what'd you do with Amy? 1272 00:52:52,265 --> 00:52:55,100 Being out here makes me feel like "Old Amy." 1273 00:52:55,102 --> 00:52:57,568 Well, I like Old Amy. 1274 00:52:57,570 --> 00:52:59,869 Gorgeous dresses. 1275 00:52:59,871 --> 00:53:01,239 Jumping off docks. 1276 00:53:01,241 --> 00:53:02,872 Kissing strange men. 1277 00:53:02,874 --> 00:53:05,876 Well, how else are we supposed to pay Kashif back 1278 00:53:05,878 --> 00:53:08,211 for welcoming us on this beautiful yacht? 1279 00:53:08,213 --> 00:53:10,180 I told him you'd cover his travel anywhere in the world. 1280 00:53:10,182 --> 00:53:11,848 - You what? - Amy's back. 1281 00:53:11,850 --> 00:53:13,183 Seriously, Joshua? 1282 00:53:13,185 --> 00:53:14,618 Just when I think you've actually gone and made a real plan, 1283 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:17,587 it turns out you expect me to take care of everything all over again. 1284 00:53:17,589 --> 00:53:18,522 Hey, Kashif! 1285 00:53:18,524 --> 00:53:19,820 Where do you want to take that vacation? 1286 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:22,724 Sunny California. 1287 00:53:22,727 --> 00:53:24,294 He can go anywhere in the world, 1288 00:53:24,296 --> 00:53:25,728 and he wants to go to California? 1289 00:53:25,730 --> 00:53:27,863 Yep. What's in California? 1290 00:53:27,865 --> 00:53:29,932 My white whale. 1291 00:53:29,934 --> 00:53:32,567 She must have been very special. 1292 00:53:32,570 --> 00:53:36,204 Well, she made me want to jump into the ocean. 1293 00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:19,277 Well, that wasn't on the itinerary. 1294 00:54:19,279 --> 00:54:20,845 How would you know? 1295 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:22,647 You threw the itinerary out the window. 1296 00:54:22,649 --> 00:54:24,749 I think we've done pretty okay without it. 1297 00:54:24,752 --> 00:54:27,652 I'd like to think we've done more than pretty okay. 1298 00:54:27,654 --> 00:54:29,386 Well, I don't think it involved a boat. 1299 00:54:29,388 --> 00:54:32,122 Or... the other thing. 1300 00:54:32,124 --> 00:54:34,690 We'll never know. 1301 00:54:34,693 --> 00:54:36,961 You know, I think people get so obsessed with planning 1302 00:54:36,963 --> 00:54:39,664 these perfect little lives they're going to have 1303 00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:43,733 instead of committing to the one that they've got. 1304 00:54:43,735 --> 00:54:45,902 Says the guy who's afraid of commitment. 1305 00:54:45,904 --> 00:54:47,970 When did I say that? 1306 00:54:47,972 --> 00:54:50,773 You're the least organized person I've ever met. 1307 00:54:50,775 --> 00:54:53,677 You try organizing a room full of five-year-olds. 1308 00:54:53,679 --> 00:54:56,278 I'm committed to being there no matter what happens. 1309 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,080 That's my job. 1310 00:54:59,082 --> 00:55:01,849 Or... it was. 1311 00:55:01,851 --> 00:55:03,051 I'm sorry. 1312 00:55:03,053 --> 00:55:04,085 It's okay. 1313 00:55:04,087 --> 00:55:05,788 I had a dog. 1314 00:55:05,790 --> 00:55:08,155 And he got sick. 1315 00:55:08,157 --> 00:55:10,325 Then he got really sick. 1316 00:55:10,327 --> 00:55:11,860 And without a second thought, 1317 00:55:11,862 --> 00:55:14,862 I dropped everything and stayed home to help him. 1318 00:55:14,865 --> 00:55:17,666 Sounds pretty responsible. 1319 00:55:17,668 --> 00:55:19,400 Except I forgot to tell the school. 1320 00:55:19,402 --> 00:55:21,135 Surely they understood. 1321 00:55:21,137 --> 00:55:24,138 For a week. 1322 00:55:24,140 --> 00:55:25,706 After I had to put him down, 1323 00:55:25,708 --> 00:55:28,875 I lost even more work and... 1324 00:55:28,877 --> 00:55:29,941 they had to let me go. 1325 00:55:29,943 --> 00:55:31,779 That's terrible. 1326 00:55:31,781 --> 00:55:35,347 What can I say? The more you commit to people, 1327 00:55:35,349 --> 00:55:38,050 the more you have to be comfortable with uncertainty. 1328 00:55:38,052 --> 00:55:40,019 I think all any of us want to know is, 1329 00:55:40,021 --> 00:55:44,057 are you gonna hurt me, too? 1330 00:55:44,059 --> 00:55:47,193 And the answer is, inevitably, yes. 1331 00:55:47,195 --> 00:55:49,427 I thought I had someone else figured out, too. 1332 00:55:49,429 --> 00:55:52,898 But people change. 1333 00:55:52,900 --> 00:55:53,931 Not that much. 1334 00:55:53,933 --> 00:55:57,235 We drift. If you start sailing 1335 00:55:57,237 --> 00:56:00,739 and you only go a degree off course 1336 00:56:00,741 --> 00:56:02,473 and then you go for long enough, 1337 00:56:02,475 --> 00:56:05,042 you end up in the wrong place. 1338 00:56:05,044 --> 00:56:07,912 Not the best metaphor to use while we're on a boat. 1339 00:56:07,914 --> 00:56:10,381 You know what I mean. Yeah. 1340 00:56:10,383 --> 00:56:14,687 Well, here's to smooth sailing from here on out. 1341 00:56:21,759 --> 00:56:23,393 What's up, Percolators? 1342 00:56:23,396 --> 00:56:26,061 Welcome to today's episode of "Expresso Yourself," 1343 00:56:26,063 --> 00:56:27,931 where things are getting steamy. 1344 00:56:27,933 --> 00:56:31,165 Caution! Contents are hot, hot, hot. 1345 00:56:31,168 --> 00:56:33,769 The latest photos of Hank Pitman hit Tumblr today 1346 00:56:33,771 --> 00:56:36,171 and there are a latte options. 1347 00:56:36,173 --> 00:56:40,109 Here are the Top Ten responses in order of asterisks and emo... 1348 00:56:40,111 --> 00:56:42,477 Ugh! Rendering. 1349 00:56:53,289 --> 00:56:54,889 Girl, I'm at work. 1350 00:56:54,891 --> 00:56:56,827 Yeah, we have a problem. 1351 00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:25,000 https://t.me/RickyChannel 1352 00:57:05,533 --> 00:57:08,134 What do you think you're doing? 1353 00:57:08,136 --> 00:57:11,303 No. You can't possibly expect me 1354 00:57:11,305 --> 00:57:13,372 to sleep on the floor after last night. 1355 00:57:13,374 --> 00:57:15,442 There was nowhere else to sleep on the yacht. 1356 00:57:15,444 --> 00:57:17,976 I just took pity on you. Whoa. 1357 00:57:17,978 --> 00:57:22,248 If that was pity, I can't wait to see interested. 1358 00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:26,049 Watch it, or I won't even let you have the good pillows. 1359 00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:27,987 You know what? 1360 00:57:27,989 --> 00:57:31,989 Maybe I'll take the bed and you can sleep on the floor! 1361 00:57:31,991 --> 00:57:33,792 Get down from there! You're covered in filth! 1362 00:57:33,794 --> 00:57:35,160 You smell like a pirate! 1363 00:57:35,162 --> 00:57:38,129 Arr! That didn't stop you from grabbing me booty. 1364 00:57:38,131 --> 00:57:40,899 Go take a shower! Okay. 1365 00:57:40,901 --> 00:57:43,234 But I'm taking the good pillows with me. 1366 00:57:43,236 --> 00:57:46,169 This one and this one. 1367 00:57:46,171 --> 00:57:48,473 Hurry up. We have a walking tour in less than an hour! 1368 00:57:48,475 --> 00:57:51,411 Of course we do. 1369 00:58:01,152 --> 00:58:03,585 Joshua, that's how you get bed bugs. 1370 00:58:03,587 --> 00:58:05,323 Aw, crap. 1371 00:58:37,319 --> 00:58:39,520 We've been trying to get a hold of you all weekend! 1372 00:58:39,522 --> 00:58:40,855 Is Joshua there? 1373 00:58:40,857 --> 00:58:42,155 He's in the shower. 1374 00:58:42,157 --> 00:58:44,558 Oh, my God, he has an engagement ring. 1375 00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,893 I mean, he doesn't know that I know he has a ring. 1376 00:58:46,895 --> 00:58:48,061 Why does he have a ring? 1377 00:58:48,063 --> 00:58:48,894 Amy, calm down. 1378 00:58:48,896 --> 00:58:49,729 It's beautiful. It's a little snug. 1379 00:58:49,731 --> 00:58:52,265 - But I hardly know him! - Amy, please! 1380 00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:55,001 He pushes all my buttons, makes me feel like a crazy person. 1381 00:58:55,003 --> 00:58:56,335 But then on the boat, we kissed. 1382 00:58:56,337 --> 00:58:58,271 And then we more than kissed. 1383 00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,539 And now we're in the Mediterranean 1384 00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:00,905 and he has this ring! 1385 00:59:00,907 --> 00:59:02,007 Amy! Amy! 1386 00:59:02,009 --> 00:59:03,574 He has a girlfriend! 1387 00:59:03,577 --> 00:59:05,643 What? 1388 00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:09,513 That punk is a lying, cheating, scum-sucking pig! 1389 00:59:09,515 --> 00:59:11,016 You should confront him! 1390 00:59:11,018 --> 00:59:12,550 How could he have a girlfriend? 1391 00:59:12,552 --> 00:59:15,285 We researched him. You did a background check. 1392 00:59:15,287 --> 00:59:16,553 Just tell her. 1393 00:59:16,555 --> 00:59:18,522 There's tons of pictures online 1394 00:59:18,524 --> 00:59:22,525 of him and some really young pretty blonde named Tiffany. 1395 00:59:22,527 --> 00:59:23,960 What does she need that description for? 1396 00:59:23,962 --> 00:59:25,096 This isn't a police report. 1397 00:59:25,098 --> 00:59:27,064 I'm so sorry, Ames! 1398 00:59:27,066 --> 00:59:30,234 There's photo albums dating back to four years ago with them. 1399 00:59:30,236 --> 00:59:32,601 Vacations, anniversaries. 1400 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:34,070 Maybe they broke up. 1401 00:59:34,072 --> 00:59:35,371 Yesterday, she wrote on his wall, 1402 00:59:35,373 --> 00:59:36,940 "Where are you? 1403 00:59:36,942 --> 00:59:38,608 I'm ready to give you my answer." 1404 00:59:38,610 --> 00:59:41,910 And now I'm wearing her ring. 1405 00:59:41,912 --> 00:59:43,478 You did nothing wrong, Ames. 1406 00:59:43,481 --> 00:59:45,080 There's no relationship status on his profile. 1407 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,382 How could you have known? 1408 00:59:46,384 --> 00:59:47,616 But we had to tell you. 1409 00:59:47,618 --> 00:59:48,951 Guys? 1410 00:59:48,953 --> 00:59:50,319 Is there anything we can do? 1411 00:59:50,321 --> 00:59:52,154 Get this ring off me? 1412 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,156 Just take it off! 1413 00:59:54,158 --> 00:59:55,156 I can't, it's stuck. 1414 00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,557 Well, it better get unstuck. 1415 00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:58,159 Amy, you can't be caught wearing that thing! 1416 00:59:58,161 --> 00:59:59,395 I know that! 1417 00:59:59,397 --> 01:00:01,329 It's like it's glued to my finger. 1418 01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,231 That Tiffany must be some kind of anorexic bitch. 1419 01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:04,932 - Pull it! - Not helping. 1420 01:00:04,934 --> 01:00:06,334 - Just twist, okay, twist. - Just pull it! 1421 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:07,500 Do you have butter? Just get the butter. 1422 01:00:07,503 --> 01:00:08,503 Where would she get butter? 1423 01:00:08,505 --> 01:00:09,440 I don't know. Oil! 1424 01:00:11,105 --> 01:00:13,406 Oh, my God. Amy, he's coming! 1425 01:00:13,408 --> 01:00:14,576 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I'm freaking. 1426 01:00:20,181 --> 01:00:21,283 Put it back now. 1427 01:00:27,488 --> 01:00:30,289 You okay? You're doing the pee-pee dance 1428 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:31,624 my students used to do. 1429 01:00:31,626 --> 01:00:36,528 Well, that is exactly correct. 1430 01:00:36,530 --> 01:00:38,965 Somebody took forever in the shower 1431 01:00:38,967 --> 01:00:40,531 and you better not have used up all the hot water 1432 01:00:40,533 --> 01:00:42,367 because now I'm gonna take one, too. 1433 01:00:42,369 --> 01:00:44,636 And I need soap. Lots of soap! 1434 01:00:44,638 --> 01:00:48,505 Good! Who smells like a pirate now? 1435 01:00:48,507 --> 01:00:51,145 Oh. Hello, ladies. 1436 01:00:53,379 --> 01:00:55,212 Hurry it up in there! 1437 01:00:55,214 --> 01:00:57,250 The ruins might not be there if we take too long. 1438 01:01:10,162 --> 01:01:14,563 The City of Ephesus is known for housing the Temple of Artemis, 1439 01:01:14,565 --> 01:01:18,166 one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World. 1440 01:01:18,168 --> 01:01:22,973 Right now, we are in front of the magnificent Library of Celsus. 1441 01:01:25,575 --> 01:01:26,575 What are you doing? 1442 01:01:26,577 --> 01:01:28,542 What are you doing? 1443 01:01:28,544 --> 01:01:31,178 ...known to store 12,000 scrolls. 1444 01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:33,713 Ow! What was that for? Shh! 1445 01:01:33,715 --> 01:01:36,084 You're missing all the... knowledge. 1446 01:01:36,086 --> 01:01:37,551 What's on your hand? Nothing. 1447 01:01:37,553 --> 01:01:40,387 Let me see. No. Uh, uh, mm... 1448 01:01:40,389 --> 01:01:42,423 Really? 1449 01:01:42,425 --> 01:01:44,661 Uh, Tiberius Julius Aquila... 1450 01:01:46,228 --> 01:01:48,094 No! It's not that big a deal! 1451 01:01:48,096 --> 01:01:49,095 Don't! Just let... 1452 01:01:49,097 --> 01:01:50,596 I don't like it! 1453 01:01:50,598 --> 01:01:52,532 See what you made me do? 1454 01:01:52,534 --> 01:01:55,067 Listen to the guide! 1455 01:01:55,069 --> 01:01:57,437 Now we're going to move on to the Agora. 1456 01:01:57,439 --> 01:02:02,174 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1457 01:02:02,176 --> 01:02:05,247 Oh... Yes! 1458 01:02:07,114 --> 01:02:09,615 This was built by the Antonine family 1459 01:02:09,617 --> 01:02:14,619 during the reign of Marcus Aurelius around 160 A.D. 1460 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:24,261 Oh! Oh, God. Oh! Uhh! 1461 01:02:24,263 --> 01:02:28,132 Unfortunately, the water is not drinkable 1462 01:02:28,134 --> 01:02:30,404 because the Romans were known to use lead pipes. 1463 01:02:33,605 --> 01:02:35,042 Thirsty? 1464 01:02:36,308 --> 01:02:43,479 Beautiful stonework. So old. 1465 01:02:43,481 --> 01:02:45,517 Moving on. 1466 01:03:03,701 --> 01:03:06,700 What's really going on? 1467 01:03:06,702 --> 01:03:08,769 It really is beautiful, isn't it? 1468 01:03:08,771 --> 01:03:12,841 It's all right. I'm more of an Obelisk guy. 1469 01:03:12,843 --> 01:03:16,845 I mean, fountains are cool, too. 1470 01:03:16,847 --> 01:03:20,381 I've dreamt about this fountain for two years. 1471 01:03:20,383 --> 01:03:22,283 I made it my screensaver. 1472 01:03:22,285 --> 01:03:25,652 I scrapbooked. I left my 1473 01:03:25,654 --> 01:03:27,387 jewelry on a dresser every night 1474 01:03:27,389 --> 01:03:31,224 so that he could get my ring size without asking. 1475 01:03:31,226 --> 01:03:33,359 God, I'm an idiot. 1476 01:03:33,362 --> 01:03:35,394 No, that was actually really smart. 1477 01:03:35,396 --> 01:03:40,233 I worked so hard and I sacrificed so much and now 1478 01:03:40,235 --> 01:03:45,337 I'm standing here alone with nothing. 1479 01:03:45,339 --> 01:03:47,305 No one is ever gonna propose to me 1480 01:03:47,307 --> 01:03:49,744 in front of this stupid fountain. 1481 01:03:55,315 --> 01:03:58,252 Well, maybe Josh won't. 1482 01:04:00,252 --> 01:04:01,719 But I can. 1483 01:04:01,721 --> 01:04:04,523 Look, Amy, I know this is crazy, 1484 01:04:04,525 --> 01:04:05,891 but you have a dream to be proposed to 1485 01:04:05,893 --> 01:04:08,591 in front of this fountain and I have a ring. 1486 01:04:08,593 --> 01:04:11,261 How perfect is that? Joshua. 1487 01:04:11,263 --> 01:04:13,896 This has been the most amazing week of my entire life. 1488 01:04:13,899 --> 01:04:15,597 And I know you feel it, too. 1489 01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:16,766 Please don't do this. 1490 01:04:16,768 --> 01:04:18,767 It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 1491 01:04:18,769 --> 01:04:23,209 Amy Elizabeth Tyler, let's do this. 1492 01:04:27,179 --> 01:04:31,679 Ah, crap! No! No, no! Where is it? 1493 01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:34,320 No! You mean this? 1494 01:04:35,718 --> 01:04:37,252 Why do you have my ring? 1495 01:04:37,254 --> 01:04:39,254 Don't you mean Tiffany's ring? 1496 01:04:39,256 --> 01:04:41,290 Okay, that's fair. I can explain. 1497 01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:43,457 Explain what? That you have a girlfriend? 1498 01:04:43,459 --> 01:04:45,594 That you have an engagement ring in your bag? 1499 01:04:45,596 --> 01:04:47,261 That you slept with me and lied to me? 1500 01:04:47,263 --> 01:04:49,697 Whoa, I never lied to you. 1501 01:04:49,699 --> 01:04:51,865 You never told me. That's the same thing! 1502 01:04:51,867 --> 01:04:53,634 You never asked! All you cared about 1503 01:04:53,636 --> 01:04:55,802 was that my name was Josh Merit and I had a passport. 1504 01:04:55,804 --> 01:04:56,938 You didn't even know I spoke Turkish! 1505 01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:59,539 This is a little different. 1506 01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:01,473 We both wanted an escape from our lives 1507 01:05:01,475 --> 01:05:02,808 and we didn't ask questions. 1508 01:05:02,810 --> 01:05:05,411 I lost everything in a matter of weeks. 1509 01:05:05,413 --> 01:05:08,647 My world was spiraling out of control, so I panicked. 1510 01:05:08,649 --> 01:05:11,950 I proposed. And I lost the one thing I had left. 1511 01:05:11,952 --> 01:05:15,322 Lost her how? She wrote on your wall yesterday. 1512 01:05:15,324 --> 01:05:16,489 What are you talking about? 1513 01:05:16,491 --> 01:05:18,791 Tiffany said she needed time and space. 1514 01:05:18,793 --> 01:05:21,492 We lived together! What does that even mean? 1515 01:05:21,494 --> 01:05:25,231 The next day I got an e-mail offering me a two week vacation. 1516 01:05:25,233 --> 01:05:27,633 I couldn't be there, so I packed a bag and came here. 1517 01:05:27,635 --> 01:05:30,435 And jumped into bed with the first available girl. 1518 01:05:30,437 --> 01:05:32,337 Oh, please. I didn't expect to sleep with you. 1519 01:05:32,339 --> 01:05:33,971 On the first day, I didn't expect to like you. 1520 01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:36,840 So, a week later, you propose to me? 1521 01:05:36,842 --> 01:05:39,408 You can't just decide things, Joshua. 1522 01:05:39,411 --> 01:05:41,779 Feelings aren't something you decide, Amy. 1523 01:05:41,781 --> 01:05:44,415 Or plan. Or make up. 1524 01:05:44,417 --> 01:05:46,249 You were crying. I had a ring. 1525 01:05:46,251 --> 01:05:47,684 What do you expect me to do? 1526 01:05:47,686 --> 01:05:49,987 I expect you to tell me you have a girlfriend! 1527 01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:51,520 Well, I expect you to tell me 1528 01:05:51,522 --> 01:05:53,522 that you took a $3,000 ring from my bag. 1529 01:05:53,524 --> 01:05:56,358 I don't want your ring. I want an apology! 1530 01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:58,662 Okay, I'm sorry! Now, give it back. 1531 01:05:58,664 --> 01:06:01,429 It's stuck. You think I want this piece of crap on me? 1532 01:06:01,431 --> 01:06:02,931 Did you try soap and water? 1533 01:06:02,933 --> 01:06:04,800 Why do you think I was in the shower for so long? 1534 01:06:04,802 --> 01:06:05,868 Because you're a girl! 1535 01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:07,536 So what do we do now? 1536 01:06:07,538 --> 01:06:09,638 I don't know! You're always the one with the plan! 1537 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,439 Well, you're the one who's so good at improvising. 1538 01:06:11,441 --> 01:06:13,243 So, improvise! 1539 01:06:21,017 --> 01:06:23,550 Hold still, you'll hurt the ring. 1540 01:06:23,552 --> 01:06:25,386 Thank you for your concern. 1541 01:06:25,388 --> 01:06:28,322 About 1.2 carats. Nice cut. 1542 01:06:28,324 --> 01:06:30,457 What kind of grade is the stone? F? 1543 01:06:30,459 --> 01:06:31,526 It's E, actually. 1544 01:06:31,528 --> 01:06:32,992 Can we back to... Ow. 1545 01:06:32,994 --> 01:06:35,461 The ring is too tight to be removed by hand. 1546 01:06:35,463 --> 01:06:37,965 I think the lack of circulation is making 1547 01:06:37,967 --> 01:06:39,400 her finger swell too much. 1548 01:06:39,402 --> 01:06:40,966 - Then we'll cut it off. - My finger? 1549 01:06:40,968 --> 01:06:42,635 Should fix the circulation problem. 1550 01:06:42,637 --> 01:06:45,706 You want me to saw through the band? 1551 01:06:45,708 --> 01:06:46,806 Yes. No. 1552 01:06:46,808 --> 01:06:48,507 Easy there, 1553 01:06:48,509 --> 01:06:50,475 - jigsaw killer. - It's the only way 1554 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:51,844 to cut the platinum and save the setting. 1555 01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:53,878 Oh, platinum. Fancy. 1556 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,647 Can't we just wait and see if her finger falls off? 1557 01:06:55,649 --> 01:06:57,350 Why are you two even engaged? 1558 01:06:57,352 --> 01:06:58,583 We're not. - We're not. 1559 01:07:00,019 --> 01:07:03,257 It's your ring. It's your problem. 1560 01:07:10,097 --> 01:07:13,029 All right, hold still. This will only take a minute. 1561 01:07:13,031 --> 01:07:14,632 Like your decision to marry me? 1562 01:07:14,634 --> 01:07:16,571 You're still wearing the ring. 1563 01:07:34,619 --> 01:07:36,486 There we go. 1564 01:07:36,488 --> 01:07:39,421 First side, now the other. See? 1565 01:07:39,423 --> 01:07:40,723 Nothing to worry about. 1566 01:07:40,725 --> 01:07:42,790 Nothing to worry about? 1567 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,893 Everything's a mess, Joshua. 1568 01:07:44,895 --> 01:07:47,830 Well, sometimes life gets messy, Amy. 1569 01:07:47,832 --> 01:07:49,898 It doesn't follow your perfect little plan 1570 01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:51,399 and you have to just go with it. 1571 01:07:51,401 --> 01:07:52,834 Well, that's convenient, coming from the guy 1572 01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,001 who put me in this situation. 1573 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:56,404 You put us here, Amy. 1574 01:07:56,406 --> 01:07:58,405 You know, that's your problem. 1575 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:02,142 This whole trip... Your plan, Amy. Yours. 1576 01:08:02,144 --> 01:08:03,510 None of this is what I planned. 1577 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:05,448 Yeah? Me neither. 1578 01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:09,916 The funny part about being spontaneous is it means 1579 01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:11,752 you actually have to commit to your decisions. 1580 01:08:11,754 --> 01:08:15,021 Why don't we ask Tiffany about your commitment? 1581 01:08:15,023 --> 01:08:18,524 You know, you just rejected me and now 1582 01:08:18,526 --> 01:08:20,658 I'm destroying the most valuable thing I own, 1583 01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:23,528 because you're right. That's what I do. 1584 01:08:23,530 --> 01:08:25,598 I drop everything to help you. 1585 01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:27,599 Help my students. Help my dog. 1586 01:08:27,601 --> 01:08:29,868 - How'd that work out for you? - Wow. 1587 01:08:29,871 --> 01:08:32,440 I work with kids and you're the most selfish person I've ever met. 1588 01:08:41,716 --> 01:08:44,549 You still have your return ticket? 1589 01:08:44,551 --> 01:08:46,517 Unless you took it out of my bag. 1590 01:08:46,519 --> 01:08:48,519 Then I suggest you go home. 1591 01:08:48,521 --> 01:08:51,391 I never should've left. 1592 01:09:05,737 --> 01:09:07,838 I need to exchange this ticket for the next flight. 1593 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:11,573 Okay. You'll fly standby. 1594 01:09:11,575 --> 01:09:13,475 It's gate 23 over there. 1595 01:09:13,477 --> 01:09:15,845 - What do I do with this one? - Nothing. 1596 01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:17,516 Useless now. 1597 01:10:02,590 --> 01:10:05,894 Hey, Tiffany. Can I come in? 1598 01:10:17,037 --> 01:10:18,936 It's very lovely. 1599 01:10:18,938 --> 01:10:20,239 Excuse me? 1600 01:10:20,241 --> 01:10:21,538 Your bracelet. 1601 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:24,810 Oh. Thank you. 1602 01:10:24,812 --> 01:10:26,244 Boyfriend? 1603 01:10:26,246 --> 01:10:30,547 No. From a stranger, actually. 1604 01:10:30,549 --> 01:10:33,251 Strangers can sometimes be more important than we know. 1605 01:10:33,253 --> 01:10:36,653 Not this one. He's unpredictable. 1606 01:10:36,655 --> 01:10:39,656 And unreliable. 1607 01:10:39,658 --> 01:10:41,825 I organized the perfect vacation 1608 01:10:41,827 --> 01:10:43,926 and he couldn't just relax and enjoy the plan. 1609 01:10:43,928 --> 01:10:48,665 I understand. My life started with a plan. 1610 01:10:48,667 --> 01:10:52,969 I was introduced to a boy named Manish when I was six years old. 1611 01:10:52,971 --> 01:10:55,303 We were to be married when he was 18. 1612 01:10:55,305 --> 01:10:58,308 We were both so young and so scared. 1613 01:10:58,310 --> 01:11:01,309 We had nothing in common. 1614 01:11:01,311 --> 01:11:05,847 On our wedding day, we have a ceremony called Shaka Paula 1615 01:11:05,849 --> 01:11:08,250 where the groom gives the bride 1616 01:11:08,252 --> 01:11:13,687 a symbol of a long and lasting marriage. 1617 01:11:13,689 --> 01:11:17,190 - A bracelet. - He was just a stranger. 1618 01:11:17,192 --> 01:11:20,761 And with a bracelet, he became my best friend. 1619 01:11:20,763 --> 01:11:23,262 Don't the differences make you crazy? 1620 01:11:23,264 --> 01:11:27,167 Why would I want to be married to myself? 1621 01:11:27,169 --> 01:11:31,137 With Manish, every day is an adventure. 1622 01:11:31,139 --> 01:11:33,139 I'm jealous. 1623 01:11:33,141 --> 01:11:35,274 You have the security of knowing your future. 1624 01:11:35,276 --> 01:11:38,277 Nobody knows their future. 1625 01:11:38,279 --> 01:11:42,049 I just knew who I wanted to spend it with. 1626 01:11:46,753 --> 01:11:49,354 I can't believe this. 1627 01:11:49,356 --> 01:11:51,656 You've gotta be kidding me. So, you, like, 1628 01:11:51,659 --> 01:11:54,827 just went to Europe for two weeks without telling me? 1629 01:11:54,829 --> 01:11:56,661 You said you needed time and space to think about it. 1630 01:11:56,663 --> 01:11:59,030 Not with another woman! 1631 01:11:59,032 --> 01:12:00,165 You have every right to be upset. 1632 01:12:00,167 --> 01:12:01,932 Thank you for your permission. 1633 01:12:01,934 --> 01:12:04,235 Hey, I mean, you clearly found someone else, too. 1634 01:12:04,237 --> 01:12:05,736 Can I go? 1635 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,605 Will you leave him out of this? 1636 01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:09,273 I just wanted to do the right thing 1637 01:12:09,275 --> 01:12:12,942 and let you know that I realized we're not in love. 1638 01:12:12,944 --> 01:12:16,245 Of course we're not, Joshua. We're comfortable. 1639 01:12:16,247 --> 01:12:17,947 I'm not comfortable. 1640 01:12:17,949 --> 01:12:20,083 Wait, but I proposed. 1641 01:12:20,085 --> 01:12:21,384 Well, I didn't say, "Yes." 1642 01:12:21,386 --> 01:12:22,718 Well, you didn't say, "No." 1643 01:12:22,721 --> 01:12:24,088 Well, I didn't wanna hurt you. 1644 01:12:24,090 --> 01:12:25,721 That's actually really sweet. 1645 01:12:25,723 --> 01:12:26,888 Hey, thank you. 1646 01:12:26,890 --> 01:12:29,025 Will you just stay out of it, man? 1647 01:12:29,027 --> 01:12:31,360 Look, I still cared about you, dude. 1648 01:12:31,362 --> 01:12:34,630 You lost your dog. And then your job. That sucked. 1649 01:12:34,632 --> 01:12:38,100 But you're always doing crazy stuff and changing your mind. 1650 01:12:38,102 --> 01:12:43,805 And I didn't wanna be a jerk. But I didn't wanna marry you. 1651 01:12:43,807 --> 01:12:46,041 And I just figured if I gave you enough time, 1652 01:12:46,043 --> 01:12:48,644 maybe you'd figure it out. 1653 01:12:48,646 --> 01:12:51,379 I'm sorry. 1654 01:12:51,381 --> 01:12:53,214 Well what was your plan if you weren't gonna marry me? 1655 01:12:53,216 --> 01:12:57,884 There was no plan. We were just having fun. 1656 01:12:57,886 --> 01:12:59,085 And then we changed. 1657 01:12:59,087 --> 01:13:01,956 We didn't change, we drifted. 1658 01:13:01,958 --> 01:13:04,825 You grew up. But I don't want to. 1659 01:13:04,827 --> 01:13:08,160 I still wanna be young and fun and crazy. 1660 01:13:08,162 --> 01:13:10,062 Maybe I'll go to grad school. 1661 01:13:10,064 --> 01:13:12,065 Maybe I'll go to Europe with strangers. 1662 01:13:12,067 --> 01:13:14,166 - You wanna go to Europe? - Shh. 1663 01:13:14,168 --> 01:13:16,235 Strangers. 1664 01:13:16,237 --> 01:13:17,970 I just can't be locked into a plan. 1665 01:13:17,972 --> 01:13:19,973 Maybe a plan is a good thing. 1666 01:13:19,975 --> 01:13:22,940 Wow. Who's this Joshua? 1667 01:13:22,942 --> 01:13:24,976 You must have had one hell of a vacation. 1668 01:13:24,978 --> 01:13:27,311 Yeah, well, it's over now. 1669 01:13:27,313 --> 01:13:30,981 It came to an end. 1670 01:13:30,984 --> 01:13:32,786 Doesn't have to. 1671 01:13:33,987 --> 01:13:36,057 Oh, my God. 1672 01:13:38,191 --> 01:13:41,426 You're right! 1673 01:13:41,428 --> 01:13:43,394 Wait, where are you going? 1674 01:13:43,396 --> 01:13:44,828 I have a plane to catch. 1675 01:13:44,830 --> 01:13:46,364 - Wait, can I have the ring? - No. 1676 01:13:46,366 --> 01:13:48,197 Why would I... What? 1677 01:13:50,268 --> 01:13:52,038 Do you do laundry? 1678 01:13:54,039 --> 01:13:56,975 Oh, come on, Marcie! 1679 01:14:32,174 --> 01:14:34,807 Today on "What's Trending," we have a Viner named Joshua 1680 01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:38,078 posting pictures and video of himself jumping into water 1681 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:42,849 around the world, heartbroken over a travel vlogger named Amy. 1682 01:14:42,852 --> 01:14:44,418 On all of Josh's video love letters, 1683 01:14:44,420 --> 01:14:46,753 he writes the message, hashtag, 1684 01:14:46,755 --> 01:14:49,055 "You Make Me Wanna Jump Into The Ocean." 1685 01:14:49,057 --> 01:14:50,523 Some top comments. 1686 01:14:50,526 --> 01:14:53,829 This from @SupervisorSam who says... 1687 01:14:56,865 --> 01:14:58,834 And @Julia93 writes... 1688 01:15:02,435 --> 01:15:05,002 Now, I don't wanna jump to any conclusions, 1689 01:15:05,004 --> 01:15:07,839 but it seems like Joshua is going viral. 1690 01:15:07,841 --> 01:15:09,174 Some words of advice though. 1691 01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:11,846 Better soak it up while you can, Joshua. 1692 01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:16,081 I mean, hemp milk is the new coconut milk. 1693 01:15:16,083 --> 01:15:19,785 - Hey, Sandra, did you see the jumper? - Person or sweater? 1694 01:15:19,787 --> 01:15:21,518 No, this guy is jumping in bodies of water 1695 01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:23,187 all over the world, professing his love 1696 01:15:23,189 --> 01:15:25,121 for this travel vlogger named Amy. 1697 01:15:25,123 --> 01:15:27,124 My Amy? Who knows? 1698 01:15:27,126 --> 01:15:29,192 But he's got over 4 million followers on Vine. 1699 01:15:29,194 --> 01:15:30,460 Holy sh... 1700 01:15:35,366 --> 01:15:37,866 Hi! So, remember how we're best friends 1701 01:15:37,868 --> 01:15:40,035 and I let you crash on my couch and I would do anything 1702 01:15:40,037 --> 01:15:41,905 for you and you would do anything for me? 1703 01:15:41,907 --> 01:15:43,238 What do you want? 1704 01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,807 Have you seen YouTube? 1705 01:15:44,809 --> 01:15:46,041 In general? 1706 01:15:46,043 --> 01:15:48,144 Girl you're famous. 1707 01:15:48,146 --> 01:15:50,979 - Oh, no, what did you do? - No, it's Joshua. 1708 01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:53,447 He's trying to look for you and it's going viral! 1709 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:56,050 He's all over Tumblr. There's a meme of you. 1710 01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,886 It's like this parody song. 1711 01:15:58,888 --> 01:16:00,220 You should just see it. 1712 01:16:00,222 --> 01:16:02,556 Wait, how did I become a meme? 1713 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:04,224 Nobody knows how it works. 1714 01:16:04,226 --> 01:16:06,459 Look, I just need to book you on my show, today. 1715 01:16:06,462 --> 01:16:09,996 - Wait, what? - Did you miss the part where you're Internet famous? 1716 01:16:09,998 --> 01:16:13,067 "Amy's Adventures" is getting millions of views out of this! 1717 01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:14,969 Well, what am I supposed to talk about on your show? 1718 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:18,071 I don't care! Look, Joshua is running 1719 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:19,238 all over the world, drowning himself. 1720 01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:20,506 I need to cover this story 1721 01:16:20,508 --> 01:16:23,142 and my best friend is the exclusive. 1722 01:16:23,144 --> 01:16:27,378 Look you know I would be there for you as a friend, but... 1723 01:16:27,380 --> 01:16:29,049 Do you need to make a pro and con list? 1724 01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,350 No, it's just... 1725 01:16:31,352 --> 01:16:34,052 I've spent the last three months trying to forget about Joshua. 1726 01:16:34,054 --> 01:16:35,420 Well, do you think you could remember him 1727 01:16:35,422 --> 01:16:36,955 in the next three minutes? 1728 01:16:36,957 --> 01:16:38,524 Three minutes? You can't give me more than that? 1729 01:16:38,526 --> 01:16:40,191 It's the Internet, Amy. 1730 01:16:40,193 --> 01:16:42,392 15 seconds of fame literally means 15 seconds. 1731 01:16:42,394 --> 01:16:43,494 Come on, please? 1732 01:16:43,496 --> 01:16:47,364 I'll let you promote Spontaneous. 1733 01:16:47,367 --> 01:16:50,034 What's up, Percolators? Today's "Expresso Yourself" 1734 01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:52,035 is served up live and exclusive. 1735 01:16:52,037 --> 01:16:54,338 My guest proves what any electrical engineer 1736 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:57,341 could've told us... to break the Internet, just add water. 1737 01:16:57,343 --> 01:16:59,175 So, Amy, let's dive in. 1738 01:16:59,177 --> 01:17:02,078 Tell the people why this Joshua person 1739 01:17:02,081 --> 01:17:04,214 is traveling around the world, looking for you. 1740 01:17:04,216 --> 01:17:06,149 But you know the story. Amy! 1741 01:17:06,151 --> 01:17:09,484 Oh, sorry. Well, I'm a Global Concierge 1742 01:17:09,487 --> 01:17:11,019 for Spontaneous Travel. 1743 01:17:11,022 --> 01:17:12,889 Thumbs up if you don't know what that is. 1744 01:17:12,891 --> 01:17:16,157 And, um, three months ago, I invited a stranger 1745 01:17:16,159 --> 01:17:19,094 from the Internet on a discount trip across Europe. 1746 01:17:19,096 --> 01:17:21,429 That sounds like a plot to a horror film! 1747 01:17:21,431 --> 01:17:24,531 Well, it was at first. We almost killed each other. 1748 01:17:24,533 --> 01:17:26,201 Seriously, like, he almost chopped off her hand. 1749 01:17:26,203 --> 01:17:28,937 Finger. It was complicated. 1750 01:17:28,939 --> 01:17:31,172 Joshua and I met at a bad time. 1751 01:17:31,174 --> 01:17:33,374 We were both running away from something, 1752 01:17:33,376 --> 01:17:35,944 but instead, we found each other. 1753 01:17:35,946 --> 01:17:38,611 Yet, here you are, months later, 1754 01:17:38,613 --> 01:17:40,614 being courted by a guy whose mating call 1755 01:17:40,616 --> 01:17:44,118 is the world's loneliest wet t-shirt contest. 1756 01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,586 So, Amy, what happened? 1757 01:17:45,588 --> 01:17:48,521 Is Joshua the one that got away? 1758 01:17:48,523 --> 01:17:55,127 Well, the truth is, I messed up. 1759 01:17:55,129 --> 01:17:59,698 I thought if I was organized and focused and safe 1760 01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:03,302 that I could control the future and avoid getting hurt. 1761 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:07,538 But life has a plan of its own. 1762 01:18:07,541 --> 01:18:11,643 Look, I don't know where Joshua is or why he's making these GIFs. 1763 01:18:11,645 --> 01:18:13,312 It's pronounced "jiffs." 1764 01:18:13,315 --> 01:18:15,647 We shared this incredible 1765 01:18:15,649 --> 01:18:20,152 life-changing experience together. 1766 01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:24,156 But it's over now. It ended. 1767 01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,488 Well, you know what they say. 1768 01:18:25,490 --> 01:18:27,657 - Vacation always comes to... - No! 1769 01:18:27,659 --> 01:18:29,492 Who actually says that? 1770 01:18:29,494 --> 01:18:31,661 I always thought that was part of growing up. 1771 01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:33,996 The vacation ends. The honeymoon is over. 1772 01:18:33,999 --> 01:18:36,066 Death and taxes. But I searched for it, 1773 01:18:36,069 --> 01:18:38,436 and it's not an actual saying. 1774 01:18:38,438 --> 01:18:42,271 Happiness doesn't have to be temporary or special. 1775 01:18:42,273 --> 01:18:44,341 There's no reason your whole life can't feel 1776 01:18:44,343 --> 01:18:46,476 like a vacation if you find the right person. 1777 01:18:46,478 --> 01:18:49,144 - Got him! - Okay. All right. Thank you. 1778 01:18:49,146 --> 01:18:51,512 Yeah, I can take it from here. 1779 01:18:51,515 --> 01:18:54,283 Joshua. 1780 01:18:54,285 --> 01:18:55,751 What are you doing here? 1781 01:18:55,754 --> 01:18:57,586 I didn't pay my parking tickets. 1782 01:18:57,588 --> 01:19:00,355 Now would be a good time to make a speech. 1783 01:19:00,358 --> 01:19:01,590 Okay. 1784 01:19:01,592 --> 01:19:03,658 Uh look, Amy. 1785 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:08,329 When we got separated, I couldn't go back to my old life. 1786 01:19:08,331 --> 01:19:10,298 I wanted to fix things. 1787 01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:14,034 Joshua why don't you come talk about that over here, on camera? 1788 01:19:14,036 --> 01:19:16,335 I didn't have your number, so I couldn't call you. 1789 01:19:16,337 --> 01:19:19,373 I didn't know where you lived, so I couldn't go to your house. 1790 01:19:19,375 --> 01:19:22,108 So, I went to the one place I knew I would find you. 1791 01:19:22,110 --> 01:19:25,747 The Internet. I filled up every corner 1792 01:19:25,749 --> 01:19:27,547 that I thought would get your attention. 1793 01:19:27,549 --> 01:19:30,716 I mean, I showed millions of people how I feel about you. 1794 01:19:30,718 --> 01:19:32,451 But you didn't say it to me. 1795 01:19:32,453 --> 01:19:35,621 I tried. I just wanted to finish the plan. 1796 01:19:35,623 --> 01:19:37,722 Well, sometimes the plan changes. 1797 01:19:37,724 --> 01:19:39,558 I don't want it to. 1798 01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:42,061 I wanna go back to the way things were, 1799 01:19:42,063 --> 01:19:44,129 when you grabbed my hand and jumped in the water 1800 01:19:44,131 --> 01:19:46,331 and changed my life forever. 1801 01:19:46,333 --> 01:19:48,534 Amy, we didn't fall in the ocean. 1802 01:19:48,536 --> 01:19:51,235 We fell in love. 1803 01:19:51,237 --> 01:19:55,406 And I will keep jumping and jumping and jumping 1804 01:19:55,408 --> 01:19:57,511 if it gets me back to you. 1805 01:20:01,415 --> 01:20:04,214 Can someone turn off the cameras, please? 1806 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,652 On it. 1807 01:20:19,097 --> 01:20:21,663 You think you can give Josh Merit a third chance? 1808 01:20:21,665 --> 01:20:27,669 No. I'm giving Michael Merit a shot instead. 1809 01:20:27,672 --> 01:20:29,505 - I'm not really a Michael. - I felt that. 1810 01:20:29,507 --> 01:20:30,609 Okay. 1811 01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:35,744 If you guys could wrap this up, there's a line. 1812 01:20:35,746 --> 01:20:38,679 What is the hold up? Come on. 1813 01:20:38,681 --> 01:20:40,682 What is the hold-up? 1814 01:20:40,684 --> 01:20:42,584 I'm gonna show you a hold-up. 1815 01:20:42,586 --> 01:20:45,619 So, what's the plan? 1816 01:20:45,621 --> 01:20:48,558 We make it up. 1817 01:21:49,881 --> 01:21:51,681 Hey, adventurers. 1818 01:21:51,683 --> 01:21:55,151 Apparently, Joshua has a little surprise for me. 1819 01:21:55,153 --> 01:21:57,721 - I planned us a trip. - You planned. 1820 01:21:57,723 --> 01:22:00,523 - I asked Robert to plan, but it didn't go very well. - Oh, no. 1821 01:22:00,525 --> 01:22:01,891 - Where are we going? This is... - Uh... 1822 01:22:01,893 --> 01:22:04,162 Why don't you find out? 1823 01:22:09,166 --> 01:22:10,233 - We're going to... - We're going to... 130732