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Lettuce, tomato, onion.
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Uh, pickles.
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And tzatziki sauce.
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Oh, and, uh,
a little hot sauce, too.
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Hot sauce, okay.
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Hi.
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Thank you, ma'am.
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You're welcome. God bless.
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Hi!
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Hey, lady.
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"O god, why do you
cast us off forever?
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Why does your anger smoke
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against
the sheep of your pasture?
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Remember your congregation,
which you acquired long ago,
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which you redeemed to be
the tribe of your heritage."
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Can I just...
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Sisters of mercy.
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Who? Colleen?
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No, we don't have
any sisters named that.
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No, ma'am, I don't know.
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Do you know which order?
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Oh, yeah, then I
definitely don't know.
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There are so many.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Hope you find her.
God bless.
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I think the people understand.
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I'm a war president.
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I hear the voices,
and I read the front page,
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and I know the speculation,
but I'm the decider.
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But I'm the decider.
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And I ask you whether you
recall the title of that PDB.
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I believe the title was
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bin laden determined to attack
inside the United States.
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You know that, that old
beach boys song Barbara Ann?
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We're going to do
what we have to do
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to protect
the United States of America.
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The message
of these brave men and women
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who are serving over there
is "let us win."
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And night fell
on a different world,
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on a world where freedom itself
is under attack.
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Sorry.
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You're Debbie's friend.
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Yeah.
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You're the nun.
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Um, yeah...
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So, you, like, devoted your life
to Christ and everything?
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You did.
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I thought the show
was really creative.
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Thank you. That's all right.
I don't want to mess with you.
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It's just I've never
seen one before.
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I've never seen
a real live nun before.
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It's okay.
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Sorry.
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Do you wanna do
some blow with us?
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Oh, I can't.
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Sorry. Thanks.
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I have no idea
how you would get, like,
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I don't know, like a record deal
or a record company
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or any of that, but...
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I just think like,
you're so talented,
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and, and if you can,
then, and if you'd like to,
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then you should,
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you should share
your gift with the world.
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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Just that's what my parents
always told me.
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The next
Manhattan-bound l train
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will depart
in approximately 37 minutes.
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Sorry.
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Do you remember
what I said to you
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when you first joined our order,
Joan of arc?
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you think I was right?
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No.
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You think I was wrong.
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I'm sorry.
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You're very close
to your first vows,
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and I'm having trouble believing
that you're really devoted...
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I am devoted.
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Sorry.
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I don't want you
to not have fun.
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You're young.
You should have fun.
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But if this community
isn't offering you
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enough fun already...
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What's wrong?
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Hey.
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I like your sunglasses.
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Thanks.
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You want to borrow my car,
don't you?
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For how long?
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Um, I don't know.
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Three or four days.
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You must tell me a number
and stick with it.
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It took god six days
to create the universe.
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You should be able to get
your act together in five.
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Okay.
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Okay, five days.
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Use the time wisely, sister.
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Hello?
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Jacob?
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Hello?
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Starlings are
medium-sized passerines.
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The shortest-bodied species
is Kenrick's starling,
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but the lightest-weight species
is Abbott's starling
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holy cow.
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Hi, dad.
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You look great.
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You smell a little weird.
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You smell like always.
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Oh, Chiclet!
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The more things change, huh?
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Hi!
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Joani!
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I'm getting the bags!
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Joani, get in here, now!
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Hi, mom.
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Oh!
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Oh, sweet pea.
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Oh, you're home.
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Oh, you're home!
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Sweet pea!
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- Mmm!
- Oh!
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Look what the cat dragged in.
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Hey, Colleen.
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Hey, Tricia.
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Did you, did you get my emails?
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah?
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Um, I'm on, um, medicine now.
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Did you know that?
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That's good, mom.
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Yeah.
I'm so happy you're home.
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Did you see your brother?
Did you say hi?
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I didn't know
he was home until...
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Oh, I'm going to go,
I'm going to go get him.
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No, you don't have to do that.
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Yes, I'm going to go get him.
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Mom!
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Mom!
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Hey, want to see something cool?
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Hey, come on.
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Are you looking for a band
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for your wedding, birthday,
or corporate event?
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Pro-star entertainment
has a wide variety of musicians
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for your every need.
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From smooth jazz
to classic rock,
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country, calypso, and beyond.
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Our professional attitude...
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Oh, wow.
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What?
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Pretty neat, right?
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Give pro-star entertainment
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a call today at pro-star.
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That was really something.
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I hope you're still hungry
for dinner.
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The latest polls
show a majority of Americans
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think Democratic senator
Joe Biden
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won last night's
vice presidential debate.
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So, you really stuck
with that vegetarian thing, huh?
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Yep.
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When you were little,
all you wanted were nuggets.
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Chicken nuggets.
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"Papa" nuggets, remember?
Big ol' papa nugget.
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Oh, man, this
really hits the spot.
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Is anybody going to get that?
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They wanna put your brother
on CNN.
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Colleen?
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Colleen.
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Yeah?
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Your mom and I
are dropping Tricia off
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and heading into the office.
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Are you going to be okay here
by yourself?
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Uh, yeah.
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Hey, give your brother
some space, okay?
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Okay.
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We love you, mama and papa!
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We think that you're
the bee's knees!
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We're happy you got married
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and gave birth
to Colleen and me.
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You help us with our homework.
You take us to the zoo.
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And that's why
on this special day,
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we're saying
happy anniversary to you!
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We know you'll never leave us,
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and we swear
on the stars above...
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To be good for you forever
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and give you all our love!
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Welcome wagon!
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Happy anniversary!
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Uh, hey, there.
Is Jacob home?
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Uh, I don't think he's taking
any visitors right now.
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Wait a second.
Shoot. Colleen?
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Yeah.
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Look at you, girl, all grown up!
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Like a, like a librarian
or something.
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I barely recognized you
without all the, uh, the,
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you know, the Marilyn Manson
stuff on your face.
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It's like the ugly duckling has
turned into a beautiful swan.
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So, uh, we should come back
a little later, then?
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Jacob?
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Who is it?
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Uh...
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It's your sister.
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Welcome home.
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Thanks.
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You look different.
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Is it okay to hug you?
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Sure.
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I'm sorry.
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Don't worry about it.
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I love you.
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Do you wanna hang out?
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Not really.
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Emily.
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Oh, my god. Colleen!
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You should tell me
when you're back in town!
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Well, it's an unexpected visit.
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Oh, my god!
You're, like, a real nun now.
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Almost.
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Everybody's talking
about your brother.
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His whole face, huh?
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm so sorry.
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I had such a crush on him
in high school.
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I was at my parents'
vacation house,
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but they didn't actually say
I could be there,
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so technically I was squatting.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, remember this place?
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It looks exactly the same.
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I'm gonna go take a shower,
wash off the granola.
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Make yourself at home.
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Okay.
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I came into work,
and he was like,
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"you're ugly,
and you have a bad personality,"
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and so I hit him in the eyes.
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And then he had to get surgery,
but that was his fault because...
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Yeah, yeah,
and I had to listen to them
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talk about how great they are
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and, like, how they're
doing this artist residency
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in Barcelona
and all these things.
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And that's annoying,
but then I realized...
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Wow.
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I hope this is okay.
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Whatever, dude.
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You sure you don't want one?
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Is that like a nun thing?
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It's still a Colleen thing.
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Wow.
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Do you still have your v-card?
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Lifetime member.
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How were we friends
in high school?
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No one else liked us.
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Oh, yeah.
253
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:53,443
So, why did you move home?
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00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:04,821
We are here inside
the Findlay corp chicken farm.
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00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:11,094
Findlay slaughters thousands
of innocent birds every day.
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00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,762
That's awful.
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00:27:12,764 --> 00:27:18,568
Yeah, so, I had to get out
of Michigan pretty fast.
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Do Rick and Sherry know?
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00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:23,606
No, they just think
I'm a screw-up.
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Whatever, it's fine.
We hardly even talk.
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Did you get arrested?
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Uh-uh.
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Thank god.
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You know the government
considers us terrorists?
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00:27:46,865 --> 00:27:48,865
You know what a terrorist is?
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00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:52,101
It's somebody who
actually does something.
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People want to vote for change,
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but they don't actually
want to do the changing.
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I worked for Peta.
270
00:27:57,776 --> 00:28:02,078
I went to the marches.
Nothing happened.
271
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,179
When I started doing this stuff,
272
00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:05,014
then I could feel
something happening.
273
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:09,719
I could feel the difference
we were making.
274
00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:14,157
If that makes me a terrorist,
then whatever.
275
00:28:17,928 --> 00:28:21,564
Some people need to be
terrorized sometimes.
276
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,500
The latest jobs report is in
277
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:26,769
from the labor department,
and it does not look good.
278
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:28,872
The figures show
that American companies
279
00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:30,006
are laying off employees
280
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,975
at the fastest rate
in five years,
281
00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:36,179
with over 159,000 jobs lost
since September.
282
00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:41,551
Where you been?
Your father and I made dinner.
283
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,621
We had no idea
you'd be home so late.
284
00:28:45,289 --> 00:28:46,723
I ran into Emily Rhoades.
285
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,892
Oh, well, you could've called.
286
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:52,862
We had no way
of getting in touch with you.
287
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:55,732
Uh, you haven't had a way
to get in touch with me
288
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,866
for like three years.
289
00:28:56,868 --> 00:29:00,203
Seriously?
290
00:29:04,775 --> 00:29:06,309
I'm sorry.
291
00:29:08,245 --> 00:29:10,613
I'll call next time.
292
00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:13,950
There's some dessert
in the fridge.
293
00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:42,845
Why is this door locked?
294
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,047
I'm getting dressed!
295
00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:48,818
I don't like locked doors
in my house.
296
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:52,922
I'm putting my clothes on!
297
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,791
Okay, fine.
298
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:18,281
Are you okay?
299
00:30:18,283 --> 00:30:19,682
Excuse me?
300
00:30:20,852 --> 00:30:24,120
You seem maybe not okay.
301
00:30:25,289 --> 00:30:27,957
I just didn't want you
to miss breakfast.
302
00:30:35,132 --> 00:30:36,265
Scrapple, kiddo?
303
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:37,800
No, no!
304
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:39,035
Oops.
305
00:30:39,037 --> 00:30:39,669
No meat.
306
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,270
Mr. bacon greasy fingers!
307
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:46,275
It's barely meat!
Just eat around it.
308
00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:51,648
So, I am gonna drop Tricia off
at David's farm.
309
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:55,718
Do you wanna come say hello?
He'd love to see you.
310
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:56,786
Terri, too.
311
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:59,022
I, um, I don't think so.
312
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:03,259
I, um, was hoping Jacob
and I could...
313
00:31:07,965 --> 00:31:10,366
Okay, yeah, sure,
that'd be fine.
314
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:13,870
Cool.
315
00:31:20,110 --> 00:31:22,979
Take your pick!
Whatever you want!
316
00:31:22,981 --> 00:31:23,746
Hi, uncle David!
317
00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:28,951
Oh, look at you!
Aw! Scrawny little thing.
318
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:32,455
Don't they feed you
up in New York?
319
00:31:32,457 --> 00:31:33,456
This place looks great!
320
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,024
- Yeah, you like it?
- Mm-hmm.
321
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,427
Terri always wanted
her own little herb farm,
322
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,729
so she's finally got it.
323
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,263
In the meantime,
324
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,932
I'm the one that has
to take care of this place.
325
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:46,469
But I did get to name the goats!
326
00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,706
Shut up, Blanche!
327
00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,174
She's my favorite.
328
00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,342
Tricia,
why don't you take Colleen
329
00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:54,744
on a little tour of the farm
330
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,748
because David and I have
some business to discuss.
331
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,717
Five minutes, sweet pea.
332
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:03,219
Okay. Okay.
333
00:32:04,221 --> 00:32:07,924
I think it's great you and Jacob
are still together.
334
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,859
Uh, thanks.
335
00:32:09,861 --> 00:32:13,029
It's, um...
336
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:15,264
Yeah.
337
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:17,867
Don't my parents
drive you crazy?
338
00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:20,470
Oh, they're not that bad.
339
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:23,172
At least they care.
340
00:32:24,174 --> 00:32:26,876
How long you been working here?
341
00:32:26,878 --> 00:32:32,849
Ever since they got the place,
a couple years ago.
342
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:35,084
And then after your brother
got hurt,
343
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:38,054
I needed something
to keep me busy.
344
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:52,468
What's in there?
345
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:59,509
So, you just water everything
and feed the animals?
346
00:32:59,511 --> 00:33:00,777
All kinds of stuff.
347
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:04,013
Um, collect the eggs
from the chickens.
348
00:33:04,015 --> 00:33:05,081
Chickens?
349
00:33:13,824 --> 00:33:16,959
Did you know
they were cannibals?
350
00:33:16,961 --> 00:33:17,360
No.
351
00:33:17,362 --> 00:33:20,897
Yeah. The big ones peck
the little ones to death,
352
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:23,366
and then they eat them.
353
00:33:23,368 --> 00:33:24,000
Wow.
354
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,435
You know, we're just playing
355
00:33:26,437 --> 00:33:27,436
with some ice cream,
356
00:33:27,438 --> 00:33:30,439
waiting for some
hot boys to come by.
357
00:33:30,441 --> 00:33:33,810
We even tried on
some sexy outfits for them, too.
358
00:33:37,581 --> 00:33:39,382
Meow.
359
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,217
Colleen?
360
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,888
Hey, wanna go for a walk?
361
00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:48,224
Not really.
362
00:33:49,326 --> 00:33:51,093
Okay.
363
00:33:54,331 --> 00:33:59,101
It vass a dark and stormy night.
364
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:03,840
I vant to suck your blood!
365
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,876
Go back
to your grave, Draculina!
366
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:07,410
Never!
367
00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:10,213
Oh, yeah?
Then take this!
368
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,981
Hey, put that down!
Cut it out!
369
00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:16,485
Where did you get this?
Where did you get this?
370
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:17,954
I borrowed it from Tyler.
371
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:20,990
What's the rule in our house?
372
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:23,259
No guns allowed.
373
00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:37,073
Hey, there, mister man.
374
00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:40,476
Tricia, you don't have to.
375
00:34:40,478 --> 00:34:44,013
Please, let me at least try.
376
00:34:52,589 --> 00:34:56,359
Mmm. My big strong hero.
377
00:34:56,361 --> 00:34:57,426
Tricia.
378
00:34:57,428 --> 00:35:00,997
You are. You are.
379
00:35:07,638 --> 00:35:08,271
Please.
380
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:12,174
No, I want to see
how much you want me.
381
00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:28,224
I'm trying really hard
right now.
382
00:35:28,226 --> 00:35:31,327
I know, I know.
I appreciate it.
383
00:35:33,697 --> 00:35:36,032
I love you.
384
00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:40,169
I love you, too.
385
00:36:21,578 --> 00:36:23,980
Mom, where's the hair dryer?
386
00:36:23,982 --> 00:36:26,282
In the middle drawer.
387
00:36:32,756 --> 00:36:34,123
Find it okay?
388
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,391
Yep.
389
00:37:19,169 --> 00:37:20,469
Hello?
390
00:37:28,412 --> 00:37:29,812
Have a seat!
391
00:37:29,814 --> 00:37:30,646
Colleen...
392
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:34,483
Have a seat, please!
393
00:39:59,496 --> 00:40:04,767
Uh, we'll just come back
another time.
394
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:10,773
See? There's no one out here.
395
00:40:23,653 --> 00:40:24,853
Ready?
396
00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:26,722
Mm-hmm.
397
00:40:41,271 --> 00:40:44,373
How often do our parents
smoke pot?
398
00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,575
All the time.
399
00:40:46,577 --> 00:40:47,643
When did that start?
400
00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,411
I don't think
it ever really stopped.
401
00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:50,946
Um, maybe they cut back
when we were born,
402
00:40:50,948 --> 00:40:54,850
but ever since you left,
they just totally don't care,
403
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:59,955
and with all my stuff
and Tricia...
404
00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:02,825
Well, you don't, do you?
405
00:41:02,827 --> 00:41:07,596
Maybe a few times, in Iraq.
406
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:08,964
Hmm, what was it like?
407
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:10,833
It was okay.
I mean, it was kinda stupid,
408
00:41:10,835 --> 00:41:16,639
but sometimes you have to
get stupid over there.
409
00:41:26,416 --> 00:41:29,918
So, we do these, um,
field trips, um, across America
410
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,655
to do, like, community service
stuff, you know?
411
00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:33,289
Mm-hmm.
412
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,690
Like, we did a lot
of home rebuilding
413
00:41:34,692 --> 00:41:36,992
in Louisiana and Mississippi,
that sort of thing,
414
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,061
but this one month we went
to Charleston, south Carolina,
415
00:41:39,063 --> 00:41:43,565
and we worked in a group home
for mentally disabled adults,
416
00:41:43,567 --> 00:41:48,003
and I, um, I was assigned
to a woman named Ro-Ro,
417
00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:52,074
and, um, um, she was really
so sweet and very funny.
418
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:56,612
She insisted on putting
her own makeup on every morning.
419
00:41:56,614 --> 00:41:57,046
Mm-hmm.
420
00:41:57,048 --> 00:42:00,983
And, um, she was a midge...
She was a little person,
421
00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:01,817
and she loved men.
422
00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,486
That's all she ever
wanted to talk about,
423
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:05,921
and she'd just
go on and on about men,
424
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:08,857
and if I, if I put on the song
achy breaky heart,
425
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:09,758
she just lost it.
426
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,393
I've never seen someone so happy
in my whole life
427
00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:14,096
than when Ro-Ro would listen
to achy breaky heart,
428
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,998
but one of the nuns,
sister Isadora,
429
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,333
she was assigned
to this patient,
430
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,002
this guy who ate everything,
literally everything.
431
00:42:20,004 --> 00:42:20,903
He, um, had a disorder
432
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,538
where he'd put everything
in his mouth,
433
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,772
so you had to watch him
at all times,
434
00:42:23,774 --> 00:42:25,107
even when he went
into the bathroom,
435
00:42:25,109 --> 00:42:26,675
and so Isadora went
into the bathroom once,
436
00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:31,647
and he sat on the toilet,
and he, um, he's taking a poop.
437
00:42:31,649 --> 00:42:33,349
When he finishes,
after he finishes,
438
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,917
he reaches into the toilet,
439
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:38,354
and he pulls it out,
and he eats it.
440
00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:39,855
Oh! Oh, man!
441
00:42:39,857 --> 00:42:43,392
Isadora couldn't do anything.
442
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:47,096
She just puked
all over the floor.
443
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:51,100
And he walks over,
and he starts eating her puke!
444
00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:55,070
I can't laugh.
445
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,874
Come on! We laughed
our butts off, and we're nuns.
446
00:42:59,543 --> 00:43:00,509
Oh, my gosh, are you okay?
447
00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:07,483
No, I can't laugh.
It's my lungs and the hiking.
448
00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:16,658
You okay?
449
00:43:16,660 --> 00:43:19,061
Yeah.
450
00:43:29,839 --> 00:43:32,074
Are you monsters?
451
00:43:37,514 --> 00:43:41,784
Yeah, we're monsters.
452
00:43:46,022 --> 00:43:53,829
Joan Marie peacock-Lunsford.
453
00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:58,667
I sure could use some company
in this bathtub.
454
00:44:00,937 --> 00:44:05,808
Mr. green and I are gonna get
real lonely without you.
455
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:09,011
Okay, just a second
before I forget.
456
00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:17,686
Calgon, take me away!
457
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:49,084
Um, so, there's, um, this,
a little green box
458
00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:50,118
in, in our bathroom.
459
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:54,790
Do you know
what I'm talking about?
460
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:55,724
No.
461
00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:56,859
You sure?
462
00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:59,595
Okay.
463
00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:00,629
Oh.
464
00:45:00,631 --> 00:45:01,063
Nice.
465
00:45:01,065 --> 00:45:02,197
How about this one?
466
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:04,032
I think this one
is just so pretty.
467
00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,234
It looks great on you.
468
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:11,707
Yeah? The neckline's pretty.
469
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,809
I don't know.
470
00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:16,011
Oh, uh, maybe
a little too short.
471
00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:18,981
Let's put the first one back on.
That one looked great!
472
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:22,150
I'm gonna try it on.
Be right back.
473
00:45:24,787 --> 00:45:26,221
Help?
474
00:45:26,990 --> 00:45:28,590
Hi, there.
475
00:45:28,592 --> 00:45:31,026
Want some help with the zipper?
476
00:45:38,768 --> 00:45:41,904
It's stuck on a flower.
477
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:47,643
Colleen, do you believe in god?
478
00:45:48,578 --> 00:45:50,012
Mm-hmm.
479
00:45:53,616 --> 00:45:54,550
When I was little girl,
480
00:45:54,552 --> 00:45:58,820
I used to watch out the back
of my trailer every night
481
00:45:58,822 --> 00:46:02,257
and look at the cars
turn their lights off.
482
00:46:04,694 --> 00:46:08,730
And then I would say,
"good night, cars,"
483
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:12,968
like everything in the world
had a heart and a soul.
484
00:46:14,771 --> 00:46:17,806
But that isn't true, is it?
485
00:46:23,012 --> 00:46:27,883
I've been trying so hard
to be happy.
486
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:32,220
Everybody's had such a bad time.
487
00:46:32,222 --> 00:46:36,058
But I don't want to be on TV.
488
00:46:43,633 --> 00:46:44,166
Tricia, I...
489
00:46:44,168 --> 00:46:47,836
I'm stuck here,
and I don't know what to do.
490
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:10,692
Mother, you have a phone call.
491
00:47:10,694 --> 00:47:11,193
Who is it?
492
00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:13,161
I'll give you three guesses.
493
00:47:13,163 --> 00:47:17,699
I'm just not quite ready
to come back yet.
494
00:47:17,701 --> 00:47:21,069
Well, I just wish
you would've told me sooner.
495
00:47:21,071 --> 00:47:23,972
Adelaide and Bernadette are
supposed to take some orphans
496
00:47:23,974 --> 00:47:25,407
to six flags tomorrow.
497
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:28,377
I know. I'm sorry.
498
00:47:29,212 --> 00:47:31,880
Just a couple more days.
499
00:47:36,753 --> 00:47:37,886
I hate this.
500
00:47:37,888 --> 00:47:43,925
Hey!
What's the matter? Chicken?
501
00:47:45,728 --> 00:47:47,896
Fried chicken?
502
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:51,366
Give me your hands.
503
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:51,967
Why?
504
00:47:51,969 --> 00:47:55,037
Jeez Louise,
just give me your hands.
505
00:48:09,185 --> 00:48:11,153
Are we praying?
506
00:48:14,757 --> 00:48:16,858
Something like that.
507
00:48:23,332 --> 00:48:25,701
See, this isn't so bad.
508
00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:27,302
People are looking.
509
00:48:27,304 --> 00:48:28,070
Let them look.
510
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:31,373
You've got nothing
to be ashamed of.
511
00:48:35,378 --> 00:48:36,478
Excuse me, ma'am?
512
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,746
Yes, ma'am?
513
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,014
Do you guys sell yarn?
514
00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:41,883
Um, yes, aisle four.
515
00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:43,118
Thank you.
516
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:43,819
Excuse me.
517
00:48:43,821 --> 00:48:46,455
Aren't you the young man
I read about in the newspaper,
518
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:48,123
the one burnt in the war?
519
00:48:48,125 --> 00:48:50,792
Uh, yeah, that's me.
520
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:51,460
Son, I want you to know
521
00:48:51,462 --> 00:48:54,996
everyone here
thinks of you as a real hero,
522
00:48:54,998 --> 00:48:57,299
and I just,
I just think it's a shame
523
00:48:57,301 --> 00:49:00,302
you boys were wasted
on this stupid war.
524
00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:02,337
So many wasted young lives.
525
00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:04,506
Bet you thank
your lucky stars for Obama.
526
00:49:04,508 --> 00:49:06,341
Wave of murder which is sweeping
527
00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:10,312
the eastern third of the nation
is being committed by creatures
528
00:49:10,314 --> 00:49:15,083
who feast upon
the flesh of their victims.
529
00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:17,986
Hey, can I ask you something?
530
00:49:17,988 --> 00:49:20,889
Mm-hmm.
531
00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:22,190
When the bomb went off in Iraq,
532
00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:26,328
did you think
you were gonna die?
533
00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:29,531
Yeah, I knew I was going to die.
534
00:49:33,035 --> 00:49:35,303
What was it like?
535
00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:36,238
You know how they say
536
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,307
that everything flashes
before your eyes?
537
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:42,177
Yeah, that doesn't happen.
538
00:49:42,179 --> 00:49:43,044
But, I was, like,
539
00:49:43,046 --> 00:49:46,014
suddenly totally okay
with my entire life,
540
00:49:46,016 --> 00:49:48,150
and I sort of thought,
"I guess that's it,"
541
00:49:48,152 --> 00:49:53,088
but there's no regrets
or anything.
542
00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:58,560
You know who would like to hear
that story, I bet?
543
00:49:58,562 --> 00:50:00,428
Millions of Americans.
544
00:50:00,430 --> 00:50:05,200
Oh, mom told you about CNN?
545
00:50:05,202 --> 00:50:06,067
Uh-huh.
546
00:50:06,069 --> 00:50:10,238
I don't want to be
anybody's hero, Colleen.
547
00:50:13,376 --> 00:50:17,412
But, you kind of are.
548
00:50:18,948 --> 00:50:20,949
It's such a joke.
549
00:50:20,951 --> 00:50:25,554
I didn't die.
That doesn't make me special.
550
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:29,391
I just feel like a freak
551
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,493
and a loser.
552
00:50:45,341 --> 00:50:47,375
Welcome to the club.
553
00:51:06,295 --> 00:51:09,598
You guys going to watch
the debates tonight?
554
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,334
Probably not.
555
00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:17,505
Sweet potato, you of all people.
556
00:51:17,507 --> 00:51:19,174
Mom.
557
00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:23,245
Why don't we just rent a movie
or something?
558
00:51:23,247 --> 00:51:26,147
I'll see you later, sister.
559
00:51:27,183 --> 00:51:30,185
I'll be there in a minute,
brother.
560
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:42,631
Just can't seem to do
anything right.
561
00:51:45,201 --> 00:51:48,036
Well, it's tough, mom.
562
00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:56,912
Don't you care about the issues?
563
00:51:57,614 --> 00:52:01,383
Do you ever think about
anything bigger than yourself?
564
00:52:02,686 --> 00:52:06,321
Um, seriously?
565
00:52:06,323 --> 00:52:09,424
That's not what I meant.
566
00:52:09,426 --> 00:52:11,126
What did you mean?
567
00:52:14,330 --> 00:52:20,235
Your dad and I
love you both so much.
568
00:52:21,203 --> 00:52:28,043
And, sweet pea,
I know you took our pot.
569
00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:30,245
And it's totally cool.
570
00:52:30,247 --> 00:52:32,447
You're young.
You want to experiment.
571
00:52:32,449 --> 00:52:35,583
We understand.
This is a natural part of life.
572
00:52:35,585 --> 00:52:40,255
And you know what?
Dad and I are happy to share.
573
00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:44,025
What's ours is yours.
574
00:52:49,398 --> 00:52:51,633
I flushed your drugs, mom.
575
00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:52,701
Excuse me?
576
00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:59,641
Don't you think you're taking
enough drugs already?
577
00:52:59,643 --> 00:53:01,276
What did I do?
578
00:53:01,278 --> 00:53:03,478
Do you really want me
to answer that?
579
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,081
Yes, yes, I do.
580
00:53:06,083 --> 00:53:09,584
You're gonna have to put
the knife away.
581
00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:22,230
I must be a terrible
disappointment to you,
582
00:53:22,232 --> 00:53:26,434
but that's the way it is,
isn't it?
583
00:53:26,436 --> 00:53:31,740
And you know what?
That's life.
584
00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:34,342
I'm a disappointment to you,
585
00:53:34,344 --> 00:53:40,648
and you are
a disappointment to me.
586
00:53:41,417 --> 00:53:44,552
I just wish
you'd grow up a little
587
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,054
and get over it already.
588
00:53:51,661 --> 00:53:53,561
Really, mom?
589
00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:57,532
Maybe you'd understand
if you stuck around
590
00:53:57,534 --> 00:54:02,737
and dealt with your problems
for once in your life.
591
00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:04,472
Mother...
592
00:54:04,474 --> 00:54:08,576
I will try to correct
myself with the grace of god.
593
00:54:31,701 --> 00:54:33,201
Oh, hey, Colleen.
594
00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:35,603
Hey, sorry I didn't call.
595
00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:39,574
Yeah, no, please,
don't worry about it.
596
00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:41,543
Remember this guy?
597
00:54:41,545 --> 00:54:44,412
Hey, Emily.
598
00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:47,348
Oh, hey, Jacob.
599
00:55:06,503 --> 00:55:09,104
Thank you so much!
600
00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:13,208
Terri and I would never have
been able to sustain
601
00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:16,678
so many wonderful years
of marriage
602
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:20,115
if it weren't
for our spectacular friends!
603
00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:20,815
Seriously, y'all.
604
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:23,751
You've let our funky
little family into your hearts,
605
00:55:23,753 --> 00:55:27,622
and that has made
all the difference.
606
00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:29,124
Now, let's party!
607
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,641
Really?
608
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,876
We're jealous of you.
609
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,477
No, don't be.
610
00:55:49,479 --> 00:55:52,514
Adoption really was the best
thing that ever happened to us.
611
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:56,251
And really, no parent knows
what they're going to get.
612
00:55:56,253 --> 00:55:57,552
Even if they're
not your real children,
613
00:55:57,554 --> 00:56:01,456
you really see yourself in them
as they get older.
614
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,857
And when they were younger,
615
00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:05,160
they were always
at each other's throats,
616
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:08,429
but now, now they're like
two peas in a pod.
617
00:56:08,431 --> 00:56:10,732
They are so smart,
and they are so sweet.
618
00:56:10,734 --> 00:56:14,269
And Troy, he loves
his little sister so much.
619
00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:16,838
And we, we are truly lucky.
620
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:18,540
Mm-hmm.
621
00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:22,177
And it seems like yesterday
they were little puppies
622
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:24,779
chasing squirrels
in the backyard.
623
00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:25,813
Yeah.
624
00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:28,283
That's so great, you two.
625
00:56:28,285 --> 00:56:30,852
So, how's Chiclet?
626
00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:32,887
Chiclet!
627
00:56:32,889 --> 00:56:36,491
Chiclet... Is wonderful.
628
00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:40,895
We cannot allow
Iran to get a nuclear weapon.
629
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:43,831
Not only would it
threaten Israel,
630
00:56:43,833 --> 00:56:45,767
our strongest ally in the region
631
00:56:45,769 --> 00:56:48,536
and one of our strongest allies
in the world,
632
00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:51,439
but it would also
create a possibility
633
00:56:51,441 --> 00:56:55,710
of nuclear weapons falling
into the hands of terrorists.
634
00:57:10,259 --> 00:57:11,859
It's a nurse.
635
00:57:11,861 --> 00:57:14,229
Do you like it?
636
00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,898
I thought you said
you wanted to be a doctor
637
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:19,434
when you grew up.
638
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,770
Then what do you want to be?
639
00:57:22,772 --> 00:57:26,641
I don't know.
640
00:57:26,643 --> 00:57:28,476
A scientist?
641
00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:29,577
No.
642
00:57:29,579 --> 00:57:31,446
An artist?
643
00:57:32,781 --> 00:57:36,951
You can be anything
you want to be, sweet pea.
644
00:57:36,953 --> 00:57:37,986
Okay, well, in honor
645
00:57:37,988 --> 00:57:40,288
of this three-year
high-school reunion,
646
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:43,958
I vote that we play
truth or dare!
647
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,427
Uh, or not.
648
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:47,795
Come on, brother.
649
00:57:47,797 --> 00:57:49,597
I'll play!
650
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:51,266
Okay.
651
00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,334
I choose truth.
652
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:53,735
Hmm.
653
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:57,872
What's the worst thing
you know about your parents?
654
00:57:57,874 --> 00:57:58,906
Both of them?
655
00:57:58,908 --> 00:58:00,575
Either one.
656
00:58:03,045 --> 00:58:06,781
Oh. Oh, jeez...
657
00:58:06,783 --> 00:58:08,583
Do I tell this story?
658
00:58:08,585 --> 00:58:10,018
Yes, tell it!
659
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:10,652
Tell it.
660
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:15,590
Okay, okay, but you have to chug
a beer with me,
661
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:17,525
both of you.
662
00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:19,627
Double dare.
663
00:58:19,629 --> 00:58:20,928
Wow.
664
00:58:20,930 --> 00:58:23,398
That's my very first beer.
665
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,365
Your first beer.
666
00:58:24,367 --> 00:58:28,670
I mean, it is Heineken,
so it's barely beer.
667
00:58:31,408 --> 00:58:33,441
Okay.
668
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:36,511
Yes!
669
00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:40,848
Milady.
670
00:58:42,519 --> 00:58:45,787
Sir. Let's do it.
671
00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:47,522
Well, no, wait.
Hold on. First...
672
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:48,690
Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
673
00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,825
But first you have to tell
the story first.
674
00:58:50,827 --> 00:58:51,926
That's the deal.
675
00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:54,996
What? Yikes! Uh!
676
00:58:54,998 --> 00:58:55,663
Okay!
677
00:58:55,665 --> 00:59:02,370
Okay, so, you guys remember
Askjeeves. Com, the website?
678
00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,638
Mm-hmm.
679
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:07,842
Okay, when I was 12,
680
00:59:07,844 --> 00:59:11,079
I wanted to look up something
on the Internet,
681
00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:14,349
and I had to go upstairs
to my parents' bedroom,
682
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:17,618
and my dad had stayed logged in
to his account,
683
00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:23,458
and so I go on to Askjeeves,
and I'm typing my question,
684
00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,660
and, like,
when you type your question,
685
00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:29,530
then the last five things
that you've asked it come up,
686
00:59:29,532 --> 00:59:33,935
and apparently,
my dad had asked it,
687
00:59:33,937 --> 00:59:36,938
"where, near Asheville,
north Carolina,
688
00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:40,908
can I find a BBW prostitute?"
689
00:59:40,910 --> 00:59:43,444
Whew!
690
00:59:43,446 --> 00:59:45,113
What's BBW?
691
00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:51,419
It is big, beautiful women.
692
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:53,721
He asked Jeeves that?
693
01:00:03,031 --> 01:00:04,632
To parents!
694
01:00:06,068 --> 01:00:07,969
To parents.
695
01:00:07,971 --> 01:00:10,805
Okay, first is the candidacy.
696
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:11,806
No, wait. Hold on. No, wait.
697
01:00:11,808 --> 01:00:13,775
First it's the applicancy,
and then,
698
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:18,446
and then it's
the candidatcy... candidacy.
699
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,782
Um, and then the novitiate.
700
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,884
I'm the novitiate.
That's me.
701
01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:25,853
But then you do permanent.
First, no, hold on.
702
01:00:25,855 --> 01:00:29,724
The temporary vows,
and then it is the final vows,
703
01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:33,694
and then you are a nun
forever and ever.
704
01:00:33,696 --> 01:00:34,829
Did I get it?
705
01:00:34,831 --> 01:00:36,564
Oh, my god.
706
01:00:36,566 --> 01:00:41,569
Ooh, you are wasted.
707
01:00:41,571 --> 01:00:44,605
How many of those have I had?
708
01:00:44,607 --> 01:00:46,441
Two and a half.
709
01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:03,491
Last one.
You wanna split it?
710
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:04,792
Sure.
711
01:01:12,601 --> 01:01:14,769
Is your mom doing okay?
712
01:01:14,771 --> 01:01:17,839
Mmm, who knows?
713
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:18,639
Not really.
714
01:01:18,641 --> 01:01:21,042
She was acting happy
for a little while,
715
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:24,479
but it's tough.
716
01:01:24,481 --> 01:01:27,081
Jeez, yeah.
717
01:01:27,083 --> 01:01:33,621
If my kid ran away
after I tried to off myself...
718
01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:34,255
Sorry.
719
01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,157
No, it's okay.
720
01:01:41,564 --> 01:01:45,099
Can you see anything
behind those things?
721
01:01:45,101 --> 01:01:47,635
Barely, but yeah.
722
01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:51,172
Why don't you take them off?
It's nighttime, anyway.
723
01:01:51,174 --> 01:01:53,941
Yeah, I'd rather not.
724
01:01:53,943 --> 01:01:56,844
I dare you to take them off.
725
01:01:56,846 --> 01:01:59,747
You don't wanna see it.
It's not...
726
01:01:59,749 --> 01:02:03,651
Maybe I do.
727
01:02:03,653 --> 01:02:10,191
Look, your spit
has touched my mouth.
728
01:02:10,193 --> 01:02:10,892
Mm-hmm.
729
01:02:10,894 --> 01:02:13,127
I think we know
each other well enough, huh?
730
01:02:13,129 --> 01:02:16,864
That's true, yeah.
I can't.
731
01:02:26,642 --> 01:02:33,781
In high school, I wanted
to make out with you so hard.
732
01:03:39,214 --> 01:03:42,883
Now, this little number
we're very, very happy with.
733
01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:48,255
It's mellow but lasts longer.
Perfect for the over-40 crowd.
734
01:03:48,257 --> 01:03:53,995
And, uh, do you have anything
a little stronger?
735
01:03:53,997 --> 01:03:57,398
That... Would be these guys.
736
01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,065
Oh.
737
01:03:58,067 --> 01:03:59,934
Terri's little babies.
738
01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:03,037
Mushrooms covered
in Mexican chocolate.
739
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:06,273
They'll really take you
south of the border.
740
01:04:06,275 --> 01:04:07,775
Lover, you ready?
741
01:04:07,777 --> 01:04:12,380
Yeah, yeah, just a second.
I'll meet you at the car, honey.
742
01:04:16,685 --> 01:04:17,952
I threw up!
743
01:04:25,193 --> 01:04:27,762
Hello?
744
01:04:27,764 --> 01:04:29,230
Guys?
745
01:04:32,334 --> 01:04:35,936
Do you want to roast
some pumpkin seeds?
746
01:04:58,126 --> 01:04:59,360
Hello?
747
01:05:06,435 --> 01:05:08,002
Guys?
748
01:06:31,853 --> 01:06:33,387
Um...
749
01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:36,824
I made a salad for lunch.
750
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:39,393
Do you want some?
751
01:06:39,395 --> 01:06:41,395
Yeah, that'd be nice.
752
01:06:42,898 --> 01:06:45,933
When do you have to go back?
Tomorrow?
753
01:06:45,935 --> 01:06:51,038
Um, I was thinking
about leaving today actually.
754
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:53,174
Oh.
755
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:59,213
Do you think you could stay
maybe one more night?
756
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:01,482
I have a fun idea.
757
01:07:03,952 --> 01:07:05,486
How fun?
758
01:07:09,224 --> 01:07:11,058
Fun.
759
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:15,896
Sister Joan of arc,
I try to make it a habit
760
01:07:15,898 --> 01:07:18,465
to raise my voice
only when necessary,
761
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,900
and it is not often
762
01:07:19,902 --> 01:07:22,102
that the occasion
calls for me to raise my voice,
763
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:25,906
but you are trying my Patience,
and on top of that,
764
01:07:25,908 --> 01:07:27,908
you are still in possession
of my car,
765
01:07:27,910 --> 01:07:30,211
a car which is needed
up here in New York,
766
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:31,412
in case you forgot.
767
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:41,155
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
768
01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:42,423
She hung up.
769
01:07:42,425 --> 01:07:46,594
And one, two, three, four.
Uh-huh.
770
01:07:48,431 --> 01:07:50,164
Uh-huh. That's it.
771
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:52,366
Okay, come on. Oh, yes!
772
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:54,969
Oh, yes. Here we go.
773
01:07:54,971 --> 01:07:56,904
And one, two, three, four!
774
01:07:56,906 --> 01:08:00,641
Happy family Halloween party!
775
01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:02,243
Whoo!
776
01:08:15,223 --> 01:08:17,558
Thank you.
777
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:29,336
Awesome.
778
01:08:35,176 --> 01:08:36,310
Bring our family together
779
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:39,146
for this festive
Halloween night,
780
01:08:39,148 --> 01:08:45,019
and for... For this food
that we are about to receive.
781
01:08:45,021 --> 01:08:47,021
Amen.
782
01:08:47,023 --> 01:08:48,222
Let's eat.
783
01:09:05,073 --> 01:09:07,308
This is awesome,
784
01:09:07,310 --> 01:09:10,644
awesomely done,
I just want to say.
785
01:09:20,722 --> 01:09:22,056
Good.
786
01:09:38,273 --> 01:09:40,074
Just touch it.
787
01:10:05,166 --> 01:10:06,200
Colleen!
788
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:07,634
Ah ha ha!
789
01:10:14,542 --> 01:10:17,344
Sweet pea.
790
01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:20,314
Everybody having a good time?
791
01:10:33,595 --> 01:10:36,163
Anyone else for seconds?
792
01:10:36,165 --> 01:10:38,465
Um, sweet pea?
793
01:10:38,467 --> 01:10:42,603
It's her last night.
Let her indulge.
794
01:10:42,605 --> 01:10:45,472
You wanna split one?
795
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:46,707
Sure!
796
01:10:46,709 --> 01:10:49,810
Don't mind if I do.
797
01:11:04,125 --> 01:11:09,096
Mom, how much wine
did you put in that pasta?
798
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:12,366
Oh, not a lot.
799
01:11:12,368 --> 01:11:13,534
I am such a lightweight.
800
01:11:13,536 --> 01:11:17,071
Wait, doesn't the heat
cook out all the alcohol?
801
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:22,643
Yeah, you're right.
My fingers are a little tingly.
802
01:11:25,113 --> 01:11:31,552
What did you put
in the cupcakes, mom?
803
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:32,186
Mom?
804
01:11:32,188 --> 01:11:35,756
Colleen, it's your last night.
805
01:11:35,758 --> 01:11:41,228
I just wanted us to all relax
and have fun, you know,
806
01:11:41,230 --> 01:11:42,496
like a family.
807
01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:43,797
Why would you...
808
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:47,101
What is wrong with you?
809
01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:02,817
Sweet pea!
810
01:12:05,688 --> 01:12:09,690
Sweet pea, please open up!
811
01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:12,726
Colleen Noel Lunsford,
this isn't funny!
812
01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:34,148
You knew about the key
under the gargoyle?
813
01:12:34,150 --> 01:12:38,719
I always knew
about the gargoyle key.
814
01:12:45,894 --> 01:12:49,763
So, is it okay if I sit down?
815
01:12:49,765 --> 01:12:51,265
Fine.
816
01:13:13,755 --> 01:13:15,656
Am I a bad mom?
817
01:13:17,659 --> 01:13:22,196
That's not a fair question.
818
01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:24,898
Was I a bad mom?
819
01:13:30,205 --> 01:13:34,408
I guess it's not your fault.
820
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:37,978
It was just a lot.
821
01:13:38,913 --> 01:13:44,418
First Jacob, then you.
822
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:49,356
I just, I just needed...
823
01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:51,291
Structure.
824
01:13:54,729 --> 01:13:56,663
I'm sorry.
825
01:14:02,870 --> 01:14:05,439
Yeah, me, too.
826
01:14:12,313 --> 01:14:16,283
Do you like being a nun?
827
01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:19,853
Yeah, I do.
828
01:14:20,989 --> 01:14:25,525
Do you ever wish
you could have a boyfriend?
829
01:14:28,329 --> 01:14:29,796
Girlfriend?
830
01:14:29,798 --> 01:14:33,800
I don't think I'll ever want
to do that with anyone.
831
01:14:34,969 --> 01:14:41,508
Hmm. When you were growing up,
your dad and I used to think
832
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:46,680
you'd become a lesbian satanist.
833
01:14:53,921 --> 01:14:57,691
Sometimes I think
you're sad I'm not.
834
01:15:03,931 --> 01:15:06,667
Colleen, when I was your age,
835
01:15:06,669 --> 01:15:11,638
I thought having a kid
would make me an adult,
836
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:15,709
that it was going to give me
some kind of purpose,
837
01:15:15,711 --> 01:15:18,412
some sense of direction,
838
01:15:18,414 --> 01:15:24,818
but, um, it didn't, not really.
839
01:15:28,556 --> 01:15:33,026
And neither did
having another one.
840
01:15:33,028 --> 01:15:35,028
And, um, I got older,
841
01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:38,899
and there was
more and more responsibility,
842
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:40,567
and then
that just never went away,
843
01:15:40,569 --> 01:15:46,073
and it got harder
and harder, and...
844
01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,442
And, um...
845
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:54,114
I found myself
becoming very sad.
846
01:15:55,883 --> 01:15:59,086
And when I was at my saddest,
847
01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:06,560
I just wanted to go to sleep
and not wake up,
848
01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:09,429
just sleep.
849
01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:11,098
And that didn't happen either.
850
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:12,132
No matter how hard I tried,
851
01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:18,572
I just kept waking up
and waking up and waking up.
852
01:16:20,141 --> 01:16:23,610
And then I tried
something different.
853
01:16:26,681 --> 01:16:29,683
I didn't get that moment,
Colleen,
854
01:16:29,685 --> 01:16:32,152
where everything
was just suddenly okay.
855
01:16:32,154 --> 01:16:37,057
I don't think
those moments exist.
856
01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:42,996
I think all you can do
is keep trying
857
01:16:42,998 --> 01:16:50,470
and hope that somehow trying
can be good enough.
858
01:16:56,979 --> 01:16:59,613
It's good to talk, right?
859
01:17:03,684 --> 01:17:06,119
Can we be friends?
860
01:17:07,989 --> 01:17:12,826
Yeah, mom, we can be friends.
861
01:17:18,065 --> 01:17:19,833
Is it always this fun
to be stoned?
862
01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:24,070
You're expecting a mere handsaw
863
01:17:24,072 --> 01:17:27,707
and a covered wooden casket?
864
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:31,745
Oh, no.
That's the old-fashioned way
865
01:17:31,747 --> 01:17:34,514
of sawing people in half.
866
01:17:34,516 --> 01:17:38,919
Today, magicians
are mechanized tools,
867
01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:46,921
and nothing will be concealed
from your view!
868
01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:58,972
Ew!
869
01:18:06,681 --> 01:18:12,185
Oh, this isn't scary.
It's just horrible.
870
01:18:17,692 --> 01:18:18,992
Aah!
871
01:18:20,729 --> 01:18:23,530
They're coming to get you,
Barbara!
872
01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:24,532
Stop it.
873
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:27,235
Shh!
874
01:18:35,743 --> 01:18:37,244
What do we do?
875
01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:39,045
What do we do?
876
01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:40,213
Answer it.
877
01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:41,214
What if it's the cops?
878
01:18:41,216 --> 01:18:42,749
How could it possibly
be the cops?
879
01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:44,651
How could it
possibly not be the cops?
880
01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:47,153
If it's not the cops,
then who is it?
881
01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:56,563
Okay, rock-paper-scissors
for who answers the door.
882
01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,798
One, two, three.
883
01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:16,116
Ah! Jacob!
884
01:19:18,019 --> 01:19:19,219
Mom, dad, wake up!
885
01:19:19,221 --> 01:19:21,855
Animal liberations
has taken Jacob!
886
01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:27,894
Close the door!
887
01:19:31,233 --> 01:19:33,800
I'll get my keys.
888
01:19:33,802 --> 01:19:35,302
Come on!
889
01:19:36,837 --> 01:19:38,238
Oh, my gosh, Tricia.
I'm so sorry.
890
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,139
This is all my fault.
891
01:19:39,141 --> 01:19:40,340
None of this would have
happened if i...
892
01:19:40,342 --> 01:19:41,841
I shouldn't have come home.
893
01:19:41,843 --> 01:19:42,843
Honk at them!
894
01:19:43,879 --> 01:19:44,611
Honk louder!
895
01:19:44,613 --> 01:19:46,012
I can't drive and honk
at the same time!
896
01:19:46,014 --> 01:19:47,280
Hurry up!
They're getting away!
897
01:19:47,282 --> 01:19:49,015
Oh, god! What do you think
they're gonna do to him?
898
01:19:49,017 --> 01:19:50,016
I'm trying! I'm trying!
899
01:19:50,018 --> 01:19:51,952
I didn't want him to go away.
I'm sorry for everything
900
01:19:51,954 --> 01:19:54,220
I've ever said or done
that's bad ever.
901
01:19:54,222 --> 01:19:55,155
Tricia, it's okay.
902
01:19:55,157 --> 01:19:57,791
Everybody in the whole world
thinks bad things sometimes.
903
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,893
It's gonna be okay.
904
01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:02,162
Oh, no. That is not good.
905
01:20:02,164 --> 01:20:03,063
What?
906
01:20:03,065 --> 01:20:05,031
Uh, nothing.
907
01:20:10,172 --> 01:20:14,240
Some people need
to be terrorized sometimes.
908
01:20:14,242 --> 01:20:15,375
Watch out! Watch out!
909
01:20:15,377 --> 01:20:17,010
Watch out!
910
01:20:17,846 --> 01:20:22,882
"Oh, Sally,
you left me down the stairs.
911
01:20:22,884 --> 01:20:25,118
I'm coming up them!"
912
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:29,823
And then a few hours later,
the doll said again,
913
01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:33,860
"Sally, I'm in your room!"
914
01:20:33,862 --> 01:20:35,962
Sally got really, really scared.
915
01:20:35,964 --> 01:20:36,863
She pulled the covers up
916
01:20:36,865 --> 01:20:39,699
and, and put a pillow
on her face.
917
01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:43,370
Then, then the doll said again,
918
01:20:43,372 --> 01:20:46,272
"oh, Sally,
I'm right next to you!"
919
01:20:46,274 --> 01:20:48,908
Then the light
turned on suddenly,
920
01:20:48,910 --> 01:20:51,911
and she saw the doll,
and the doll killed her,
921
01:20:51,913 --> 01:20:56,883
and every single time
the doll kills a person,
922
01:20:56,885 --> 01:20:57,984
she puts up one finger,
923
01:20:57,986 --> 01:21:02,155
and if she runs out of fingers,
she grows more.
924
01:21:02,157 --> 01:21:07,427
And no one knows
where the doll is now.
925
01:21:10,899 --> 01:21:12,699
Tricia.
926
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,734
Yeah, Colleen?
927
01:21:14,736 --> 01:21:16,202
Are you alive?
928
01:21:16,204 --> 01:21:18,338
I think so.
929
01:21:24,712 --> 01:21:27,247
Let's get out of the car.
930
01:21:27,249 --> 01:21:27,947
Okay.
931
01:21:27,949 --> 01:21:30,850
Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
932
01:21:30,852 --> 01:21:33,453
Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
933
01:21:33,455 --> 01:21:36,256
Soldier! Soldier!
Soldier!
934
01:21:36,258 --> 01:21:38,124
Soldier! Soldier! Soldier!
935
01:21:38,126 --> 01:21:40,727
Soldier! Soldier!
Soldier!
936
01:21:44,266 --> 01:21:46,032
Shoot, dog, we missed your ass!
937
01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:47,734
Didn't mean
to snatch you up like that
938
01:21:47,736 --> 01:21:52,439
but f-u-n doesn't
take n-o for an answer!
939
01:21:52,441 --> 01:21:53,306
Whoo!
940
01:21:53,308 --> 01:21:58,778
And we got you a little
welcome back surprise, soldier!
941
01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,814
Whoo!
942
01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:03,116
There we go!
943
01:22:07,122 --> 01:22:10,757
Welcome home, corporal Lunsford!
944
01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:15,762
Whoo!
945
01:22:24,171 --> 01:22:26,172
Yeah, baby, shake that.
946
01:22:28,844 --> 01:22:29,909
Jacob!
947
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,450
No!
948
01:22:37,452 --> 01:22:38,384
Jacob!
949
01:22:38,386 --> 01:22:40,019
No, Jacob!
950
01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:41,521
Are you okay?
951
01:22:41,523 --> 01:22:43,857
What?
952
01:22:43,859 --> 01:22:44,991
Jacob?
953
01:22:44,993 --> 01:22:48,094
Call an ambulance!
He can't breathe!
954
01:23:03,477 --> 01:23:04,978
Thanks.
955
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:09,115
Sure thing, sugar pie.
956
01:23:19,326 --> 01:23:23,797
Can I ask you a weird question?
957
01:23:23,799 --> 01:23:26,366
Ask away, angel.
958
01:23:26,368 --> 01:23:29,836
Do your parents
know what you do?
959
01:23:32,907 --> 01:23:34,874
Sure do.
960
01:23:34,876 --> 01:23:39,913
Can't say they're
happy about it, but...
961
01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:43,283
We all gotta pay
our bills, right?
962
01:23:43,285 --> 01:23:45,285
Yeah.
963
01:23:46,887 --> 01:23:50,423
Plus, I know
they can't talk, anyway.
964
01:23:50,425 --> 01:23:53,827
We're all screw-ups.
965
01:23:53,829 --> 01:23:56,830
I guess that's why
we love each other.
966
01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:59,199
He's in stable condition.
967
01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:00,200
He's going to be okay,
968
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,335
but we'll need to keep him
for a week or so
969
01:24:02,337 --> 01:24:03,403
to monitor him.
970
01:24:03,405 --> 01:24:06,072
Thank you so much.
We really appreciate it.
971
01:24:06,074 --> 01:24:08,908
He's a real hero
for pulling through this one.
972
01:24:08,910 --> 01:24:13,012
We'll be sure
to tell him you said that.
973
01:24:14,148 --> 01:24:15,515
Thanks.
974
01:24:17,152 --> 01:24:21,521
Okay, we'll take it from here.
Thank you so much.
975
01:24:21,523 --> 01:24:23,189
All right.
976
01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:26,860
Bless y'all.
977
01:24:26,862 --> 01:24:29,596
Call me if you need anything?
978
01:24:36,871 --> 01:24:38,371
Okay.
979
01:24:40,274 --> 01:24:42,141
All good.
980
01:24:49,617 --> 01:24:51,985
I'm sorry, dad.
981
01:24:55,389 --> 01:24:58,224
It's gonna be okay, sweet pea.
982
01:25:07,968 --> 01:25:11,404
I'm gonna miss you guys a lot.
983
01:25:12,506 --> 01:25:16,175
You can come visit us anytime.
984
01:25:17,578 --> 01:25:19,345
You, too.
985
01:25:25,386 --> 01:25:27,520
It's been a long time coming,
986
01:25:27,522 --> 01:25:32,025
but tonight, because
of what we did on this day,
987
01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:36,396
in this election,
at this defining moment,
988
01:25:36,398 --> 01:25:38,631
change has come to America!
989
01:25:50,110 --> 01:25:53,613
What do you ask
of this community?
990
01:25:53,615 --> 01:25:57,984
I ask to be
a fully incorporated member.
991
01:26:00,321 --> 01:26:02,655
God of mercy and compassion,
992
01:26:02,657 --> 01:26:06,726
I celebrate your faithfulness
and love for me,
993
01:26:06,728 --> 01:26:08,728
and I praise your name.
994
01:26:08,730 --> 01:26:12,165
In Thanksgiving
for this gift of my vocation,
995
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:19,138
I vow to live a life of poverty,
chastity, and obedience,
996
01:26:19,140 --> 01:26:23,676
and to persevere
in this community until death.
997
01:27:08,288 --> 01:27:13,292
Lord, bless these rings
which we bless in your name.
998
01:27:13,294 --> 01:27:14,494
Grant that those who wear them
999
01:27:14,496 --> 01:27:18,164
may always have a deep faith
in each other.
1000
01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:21,667
May they do your will
and always live together
1001
01:27:21,669 --> 01:27:25,038
in peace, goodwill, and love.
1002
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:29,175
We ask this
through Christ, our lord.
1003
01:27:31,745 --> 01:27:35,048
With this ring,
1004
01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:38,117
I make you my wife.
1005
01:27:38,119 --> 01:27:44,223
And with this ring,
I make you my husband.
1006
01:27:48,729 --> 01:27:49,729
All right!
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